At the estate we were watching TV and playing card games. Suddenly, we got a rather unpleasant surprise when we saw that Aqua, Kairi, Namine and Xion were drunk as loons and they had bottles of curacao in their hands. They were really drunk!
Lea: (to Kairi, Aqua, Xion, and Namine) Don't tell me you girls are drunk!
Aqua: (Slurred speech) We aren't drunk. We're just (Hiccup) excited.
Me: You girls are drunk.
Kairi was being hoisted up by Lincoln, Clyde and Rusty in her pink bra and panties.
Kairi: (Slurred speech) Hey everybody! I'm Peter Pantsless! (Laughs)
Rusty: This is so funny!
Lincoln: It sure is!
Homer: (Laughs) That is funny!
Namine: (Slurred speech) YOU! STINK! (Barney Gumble Belch)
Barney: Boy this group is always full of drunks. (BELCH)
Xion: (Slurred Speech) You take that back Barney!
Lana (Pokemon): I think you girls need to lie down.
Me: I agree.
Aqua: Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit and they got these big chewy pretzels here (Mumbles) Five Dollars?! Get outta here.
Xion: Stupid Marge tell me to shut up.
Homer: (Laughs) That is so funny!
Barney: Boy I always wondered what these girls looked like drunk. (BELCH!)
Me: I think you guys have had enough.
I snapped my fingers and the girls reverted back and they had headaches the size of Texas.
Runabout: Are you 4 ok now?
Aqua: I think so. But man my head hurts!
Kairi: Why am I in my underwear?
Xion: What happened?
Namine: Yeah.
Me: You four were as drunk as loons.
Searchlight: I think we should put a security lock on the beer.
Me: Yeah we should. But Kairi you were so funny and you were being hoisted up by Clyde, Lincoln and Rusty and make-believing you were flying as Peter Pan. You were funny.
Lincoln: It was fun.
Laney: Yeah.
Nico: It was pretty funny.
Xion: Oh my head!
Nico: You guys should've seen yourselves.
Laney: Yeah.
Me: That does it.
We went downstairs with the alcohol and put it in a special vault fridge that Lisa built and it had a retina scanner, handprint scanner and a laser blaster system. It's only programmed to open to my eye and hand.
Me: Well that's all of it.
Nico: Yep.
We locked the beer and alcohol up and threw away the key.
Later we were over in the Drake City portion of the city as we were looking for the second member of the Vexicons: Kasha.
An orange cat-girl on roller blades who is the Vexicon counterpart of Zarya. Her battle phrase is "Shadow Panther, Pounce!" from her bright orange Panther Bracer. Her weapon is "Energy Claws" and can hover in the air on skates.
Me: Keep your eyes pealed for Kasha.
Zarya: She is a dangerous cat-girl.
Intress: She sure is dangerous from the looks of it.
Tigra: She sure does.
Lana: All the reason why we should kill her.
Me: We're not gonna kill her. We're gonna put her in prison with Willa.
Zarya: Good idea.
Me: After we strip her of her powers first.
Nico: Yep.
We were walking all over the city looking for Kasha.
Nico: Look sharp guys. She could be anywhere.
Laney: But she's close.
Kairi: I can feel it.
We heard some garbage cans rattling.
Me: Hm?
We looked in an alley and we saw a figure digging through the garbage! I fired an energy blast and it hit the trash cans and blew them apart in a massive fiery explosion!
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Out of the explosion came KASHA THE CAT GIRL OF THE VEXICONS!
Laney: Kasha of the Vexicons.
Nico: You are under arrest!
Me: Kasha, you are in a lot of trouble.
Zarya: What he said!
Kasha: (laughs) J.D.'s your boyfriend, Zarya? Did things between you and Kitty Boon not work out so well?
Zarya: For your information, Kasha, me and Kitty are just friends! And that's all we'll ever be!
Me: Yeah! You never care about anyone Kasha and that shows that you are nothing but a glorified unsanitary old snake in the grass!
Kasha: SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP!
Me: Make me!
Roman Goodwin, Zs'Skayr and Snake Jailbird came out.
Me: Roman, Zs'Skayr and Snake.
Snake: Sup dudes.
Nico: Not much Snake.
Roman Goodwin: This is gonna be a good fight.
A figure came out and it was CYBER PEACOCK!
Laney: Who are you?
Cyber Peacock: Allow me to introduce myself. I am... Cyber Peacock! (starts shooting seeking feather-liked energy projectiles at Air Man)
Laney fired waves of energy and blew the blasts away.
Me: This is gonna be awesome.
Roman Goodwin: (I'm about to snap my fingers) There's no need to snap your fingers this time, J.D.
Me: Why's that?
Zs'Skayr: Because this time, I'm picking the planet we're battling on.
Me: Okay.
Zs'Skayr snapped his fingers and we were on his home planet ANUR PHAETOS!
Anur Phaetos is a planet from the Anur System. The perpetually dark world of the ghost-like species, the Ectonurites. It was ruled by the High Ecto-Lord, Zs'Skayr.
Zs'Skayr: Welcome to Anur Phaetos!
Me: Whoa!
Nico: (to me) Well, you did want the battle to be away from civilians.
Me: True. Wow! So this is the planet Anur Phaetos.
Lincoln: This planet gives me the creeps.
Laney: It sure is a creepy planet.
Lucy Loud: This is my version of heaven! It's amazing!
Nico: I think Lucy found a new form of paradise.
Me: She sure did. I always wondered what your home planet is like Zs'Skayr.
Zs'Skayr: I am the High Ecto-Lord of Anur Phaetos.
Nico: Wow!
Shanan: We're located near the very galactic center 49,000 light-years away from Earth and from what I remember, Anur Phaetos is one of the planets that acts as the barrier for the Null Void.
Me: Wow! I didn't know about that.
Kasha: And this planet will be the perfect place for your final resting place!
Me: We shall see about that!
Orion: Time to run circles around this kitty!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Race Force!
Me: Lets power up!
We transformed and powered up.
Me: Lets do it!
We went at them.
Battle 1: Zs'Skayr
Edd as Iron Boy was facing Zs'Skayr.
Edd: This is gonna be good Zs'Skayr. We haven't fought in a while.
Zs'Skayr: No we haven't.
Edd: Lets dance.
Edd went at Zs'Skayr and fired Repulsor energy blasts and they hit him and exploded.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Edd kicked him in the face and fired more energy blasts and they hit him and exploded!
KRAABBBOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Zs'Skayr was knocked down and beaten.
Edd: Yeah!
Battle 2: Roman Goodwin
The Duel Runner Arena was racing along the Spider Nazca Line as Bertrand was facing Roman Goodwin.
Bertrand: This is gonna be a most pleasant fight.
Roman Goodwin: Indeed. Lets do it. I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL URU!
Roman summoned the Spider Earthbound Immortal Uru!
Bertrand: I have monsters of the Lightsworn Archtype. I summon GRAGONITH, LIGHTSWORN DRAGON, LUMINA, LIGHTSWORN SUMMONER, LYLA, LIGHTSWORN SORCERESS, JENIS, LIGHTSWORN MENDER, AURKUS, LIGHTSWORN DRUID, WULF, LIGHTSWORN BEAST, CELESTIA, LIGHTSWORN ANGEL, SHIRE, LIGHTSWORD SPIRIT, EHREN, LIGHTSWORN MONK, JAIN, LIGHTSWORN PALADIN, GAROTH, LIGHTSWORN WARRIOR, MICHAEL, THE ARCH-LIGHTSWORN, RAIDEN, HAND OF THE LIGHTSWORN, MINERVA, LIGHTSWORN MAIDEN, RINYAN, LIGHTSWORN ROGUE, RYKO, LIGHTSWORN HUNTER and JUDGEMENT DRAGON!
Bertrand summoned said monsters.
Roman: Very interesting selection.
Bertrand: It's amazing using these monsters. The Lightsworn Monsters are amazing and there's a huge story behind them.
Roman Goodwin: Can I hear it?
Bertrand: Sure.
He told him the story of the Lightsworn Monsters.
The "Lightsworns" are a group who seek to save those who pray for help, crossing time and space in order to help them. By consuming vast quantities of magical energy, they appear on the material plane and challenge those evildoers who threaten the era they appear in. Once their job is done and the evil has been stopped, they return to their home plane, disappearing without a trace.
Their founder, "Michael, the Arch-Lightsworn", is responsible for enlisting the souls of heroes worthy of joining the "Lightsworns". As they travel in order to fight evil, they also recruit the heroes of that time.
Roman was amazed.
Roman: Wow. I didn't know that. The Lightsworn Monsters are a powerful force of good.
Bertrand: Indeed they are. They are also very similar to how we travel in Team Loud Phoenix Storm in our endless quest for justice. Shall we dance?
Roman Goodwin: Lets.
Bertrand flared up a red aura and Roman flared up a dark red aura and they went at each other and the Lightsworn Monsters went at Uru. Bertrand punched Roman in the face and kicked him in the stomach and kicked him in the back. He flipped back and fired a wave of dark red energy and Roman fired a wave of dark energy and the blasts collided and exploded!
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Bertrand kicked him in the face and Ehren kicked Roman in the face and the Lightsworn monsters blasted and hit Uru and destroyed him in a powerful explosion of red fire!
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Roman was knocked down.
Ehren: He was a good opponent.
Bertrand: Indeed.
Battle 3: Snake
Fiona was facing Snake.
Fiona: This is gonna be a good one Snake.
Snake: HA HA! Bring it!
He activated his awesome Robosuit and he was ready. Fiona spread her wings of lightning and her power was ready!
Fiona: Lets do this!
Fiona went at Snake and punched him in the face and fired blasts of lightning at him and electrocuted him all over and Snake fired lasers and missiles at her and they exploded by her all over.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Fiona fired waves of lightning and they hit Snake all over the place and electrocuted him and knocked him down.
Fiona: Nice!
Battle 4: Cyber Peacock
Nico and the Megaforce Rangers were facing Cyber Peacock.
Nico: Lets get him!
Nico fired waves of energy and the Megaforce Rangers ran fast around him in circles and blasted him all over the place and burned him all over and Cyber Peacock was blasted to smithereens and destroyed. We got his weapons.
Nico: Yeah! Cyber Peacock, you have failed this world!
Troy Burrows: This is great!
Battle 5: KASHA
We regrouped and we were ready to face Kasha!
Me: You have been a very bad kitty!
Kasha: I will claw you to death!
Me: You'll have to get passed my friends first.
I pulled out the Sword of Omens and the jewel glowed.
Me: THUNDER! THUNDER THUNDER! THUNDERCATS HOOOOOO!
The blade grew and glowed and the jewel turned into the Thundercats symbol and fired a red beam of energy into the sky and formed into the symbol of the THUNDERCATS! It roared ferociously!
ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(THUNDERCLAP!)
Out of the symbol came THE THUNDERCATS!
Chorus: THUNDERCATS ARE ON THE MOVE! THUNDERCATS ARE LOOSE! FEEL THE MAGIC, HEAR THE ROAR! THUNDERCATS ARE LOOSE!
Lion-O: Looks like we have a bad cat to take down.
Me: We sure do Lion-O. Lets get this bad cat.
We went at Kasha and I kicked her in the face and Lion-O slashed her with his sword and Panthro bashed her all over with his nunchucks. Cheetara went at her with incredible speed and bashed her all over with her staff and the Thunderkittens blasted her all over with bombs and Tygra lashed her with his whip and Nico blasted her all over with blasts of fire and energy and they hit her all over and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Lincoln fired blasts of lightning and electrocuted her all over. Laney fired blasts of fire and Carol fired blasts of atomic energy and blew her around all over the place. Zarya fired waves of blue fire and they formed into a powerful pack of wolves and they slammed into Kasha and exploded! Misty Tredwell appeared and helped out and fired powerful blasts of green fire and burned Kasha all over the place and Tigra slashed her all over with her claws.
Lincoln and Lola fired blasts of lightning and fire and burned and electrocuted her all over.
Aszil: Lets see how she likes this one. MONOLITH STYLE NINJA ART: THE MONOLITH MONSTERS!
Aszil punched the ground and black crystals grew out of the ground very fast and they trapped Kasha. They were the black crystals of the 1957 movie THE MONOLITH MONSTERS!
In the desert outside of San Angelo, California, a huge meteorite crashes and explodes, scattering hundreds of black fragments over a wide area. The next day, Federal geologist Ben Gilbert (Phil Harvey) brings one of the fragments to his office, where he and local newspaper publisher Martin Cochrane (Les Tremayne) examine it. That night, a strong wind blows over a full water container onto the black rock, starting a chemical reaction.
When Dave Miller (Grant Williams), the head of San Angelo's district geological office, returns from a business trip, he finds Ben's corpse in a rock-hard, petrified state and the office's lab damaged by large rock fragments. Dave's girlfriend, teacher Cathy Barrett (Lola Albright), takes her students on a desert field trip; young Ginny Simpson (Linda Scheley) pockets a piece of the black meteorite rock, later washing it in a large tub outside her family's farmhouse. In town Dr. E. J. Reynolds (Richard H. Cutting) performs Ben's autopsy and cannot explain the body's condition; he informs Dave and Police Chief Dan Corey (William Flaherty) the body is being sent to a specialist. Martin returns to the wrecked office with Dave where he recognizes the large fragments as the same type of black rock Ben had been examining.
Cathy joins them, also recognizing the fragments. She goes with the two men to the Simpson farm; they find the farmhouse in ruins under a large pile of black rocks and Ginny's parents dead. The girl is still alive but in a catatonic state. At Dr. Reynolds' request, they rush her to Dr. Steve Hendricks (Harry Jackson) at the California Medical Research Institute in Los Angeles. He later reports that Ginny is slowly turning to stone; her only hope lies with identifying the black rock within eight hours. Dave brings a fragment to his old college professor, Arthur Flanders (Trevor Bardette), who determines that it came from a meteorite. Back at the Simpson farm, both men notice a discoloration in the ground: The black rock is draining something from everything it touches, including people. Later, tests show that silicon is that substance; in humans it is normally just a trace element. Dr. Reynolds explains that research indicates that one possible function of silicon in the human body is to maintain human tissue flexibility. They suddenly realize that the meteorite's absorption of silicon was the cause of Ben's death, Ginny's condition, and the death of her parents; Steve then prepares and administers a silicon solution injection to the girl.
Returning to the desert, Dave and Arthur trace the fragments to the crashed meteor. Arthur deduces that the meteorite's atomic structure has been radically altered by the intense heat of atmospheric friction. Back in the lab, a rainstorm blows up while Dave and Arthur continue their investigation. A piece of black rock falls into the sink and begins to react when hot coffee is poured on it; the men then realize that water is the culprit. With it raining outside, they hurriedly return to the desert and see the black fragments now growing into stories-tall monoliths that rise up and then crash back to Earth, breaking into hundreds more fragments, each fragment then repeating that cycle. Dave quickly realizes that the monoliths' advancing path will take them directly through San Angelo, and from there the monoliths could spread and possibly threaten all life on Earth.
They report and explain the threat to Dan, who then makes plans to evacuate San Angelo. The governor is notified, and declares a state of emergency in the San Angelo area. At the hospital, Ginny finally revives, and Dave deduces that something in the silicon solution will check the fragments' growth. More locals are soon rushed to Dr. Reynolds' office in various stages of petrification. With little time left, and the telephone and electricity cut off, the monoliths continue to multiply and advance, soaking up water from the rain-soaked soil. Dave and Arthur struggle to find the correct formula; they finally realize the monoliths can be stopped with a simple saline solution, a part of Steve's silicon formula.
Dave plans to dynamite the local dam and flood the nearby salt flats, creating a large supply of salt water. Because the dam is private property, however, Dan attempts to contact the governor for permission to blow up the dam. Knowing they must halt the monoliths at the canyon's edge, Dave acts without waiting for the governor's approval and the dynamite is detonated. The group watches as a huge torrent of water flows over the salt deposits at the canyon's edge, reaching the monoliths; their growth is finally halted when the last huge formation of monoliths crashes down into the salty water. Dan reveals to the group that he had finally reached the governor who told him not to blow up the dam, pauses, and adds unless Dave was absolutely certain of success. As they all laugh, Dave then comments, first repeating Martin's earlier assertion that the region's salt flat was "Mother Nature's worst mistake", then pointing out, ironically, that this near-disaster has just proved otherwise.
Viqtarr: Nice one! Watch this one. WATER STYLE NINJA ART: THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON!
Viqtarr fired a wave of water and it formed into the legendary monster from the 1954 movie THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON!
A geology expedition in the Amazon uncovers fossilized evidence (a skeletal hand with webbed fingers) from the Devonian period that provides a direct link between land and sea animals. Expedition leader Dr. Carl Maia orders his two assistants to stay in camp while he visits the marine biology institute.
Carl reunites with his friend and former student, ichthyologist Dr. David Reed. David works at an aquarium in California, but more recently he has been a guest at Carl's institute in Brazil to study lungfish. David persuades his boss, the financially minded Dr. Mark Williams, to fund a return expedition to the Amazon to look for the remainder of the skeleton.
Soon after Carl leaves camp, a piscine amphibious humanoid, a living member of the same species from which the fossil originated, becomes curious about the expedition's camp. When its sudden appearance frightens the assistants, they panic and attack, and, in response, the enraged Creature kills them both.
The group goes aboard the tramp steamer Rita, captained by crusty Lucas. The expedition consists of David, Carl, Mark, as well as David's girlfriend and colleague, Kay Lawrence, and another scientist, Dr. Edwin Thompson. When they arrive at the camp, they discover Carl's assistants have been killed while he was away. Lucas suggests it was likely done by a jaguar, but the others are unsure.
A further excavation of the area where Carl found the fossil turns up nothing. Mark is ready to give up the search, but David suggests that perhaps thousands of years ago the part of the embankment containing the rest of the skeleton fell into the water and was washed downriver, broken up by the current. Carl says the tributary empties into a lagoon. Lucas calls it the "Black Lagoon", a paradise from which no one has ever returned. The scientists decide to risk it, unaware that the amphibious "Gill-man" that killed Carl's assistants has been watching them. Taking notice of the beautiful Kay, the creature follows the Rita all the way downriver to the Black Lagoon. Once the expedition arrives, David and Mark go diving to collect rock samples from the lagoon floor. After they return, Kay goes swimming and is stalked underwater by the Gill-man, who then gets briefly caught in one of the ship's drag lines. Although it escapes, the creature leaves a claw behind in the net, revealing its existence.
Subsequent encounters with the Gill-man claim the lives of Lucas's crew members, before the Creature is captured and locked in a cage aboard the Rita. It escapes during the night, attacking Edwin, who was guarding it. Kay smashes the Creature with a lantern, driving it off, but Edwin is severely injured. Following this incident, David decides they should return to civilization. Mark, obsessed with capturing (or killing) the Creature, objects. As the Rita tries to leave, they find the Gill-man has blocked the lagoon's entrance with fallen logs. While the others attempt to remove the logs, Mark is mauled to death while trying to capture the Creature single-handedly underwater. The Gill-man then abducts Kay and takes her to its cavern lair. David, Lucas and Carl chase after the Creature and Kay is ultimately rescued. The Creature is riddled with bullets before retreating to the lagoon, where its body sinks into the watery depths.
The creature slashed and smashed Kasha all over.
Laarina: Watch this one. WIND STYLE NINJA ART: THE DEADLY MANTIS!
Laarina fired a wave of wind and it formed into the Giant Mantis from the 1957 movie THE DEADLY MANTIS!
In the South Seas, a volcano explodes, eventually causing North Pole icebergs to shift. Below the melting polar ice caps, a 200-foot-long praying mantis, trapped in the ice for millions of years, begins to stir. Soon after, the military personnel at Red Eagle One, a military station in northern Canada that monitors information gathered from the Distant Early Warning Line, realize that the men at one of their outposts are not responding to calls. Commanding officer Col. Joe Parkman (Craig Stevens) flies there to investigate, and finds the post destroyed, its men gone, and giant slashes left in the snow outside.
When a radar blip is sighted, Joe sends his pilots out to investigate, but their intended target disappears. Soon an Air Force plane is attacked by the deadly mantis. He searches the wreckage, and this time, in addition to the huge slashes, finds a five-foot-long pointed object in the snow. He takes it to General Mark Ford (Donald Randolph) at the Continental Air Defense (CONAD) in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
Ford gathers top scientists, including Professor Anton Gunther (Florenz Ames ), to examine the object, but when they cannot identify it, Gunther recommends calling in Dr. Nedrick Jackson (William Hopper), a paleontologist at the Museum of Natural History.
When Ned gets the call from Ford, he is helping museum magazine editor Marge Blaine (Alix Talton) plan her next issue, and dodges her questions as she begs him for a big scoop. Later, after examining the object, Ned recognizes it as a torn-off spur from an insect's leg, and soon guesses, from evidence that the creature ate human flesh, that it must be a gigantic praying mantis. Meanwhile, in the Arctic, the people of an Inuit village spot the mantis in the sky, and although they hurry to their boats to escape, it swoops down and kills several men.
Ned is sent to Red Eagle One to investigate further, and upon leaving, discovers that Marge has managed to get permission to accompany him as his photographer. They reach the base, where all the men, including Joe, are smitten by Marge.
That night, Marge and Joe join Ned in his office and discuss the creature, not realizing that it is drawing close to the office window. Marge suddenly catches sight of it and screams, and the bug attacks the building. Although the full unit opens fire on the mantis with automatic rifles and a flame-thrower, it is unscathed and moves away only after aircraft encircle it.
Hours later, the base remains on red alert, but they finally hear that the bug has attacked a boat off the Canadian coast, which means, Ned calculates, that it is flying at a speed of 200 miles an hour. Ford calls a press conference to announce the bug's existence, and asks the Ground Observer Corps to track its whereabouts.
Over the next few days, Ned, Marge and Joe track the bug's progress with the help of military and civilian observers. Late one night, Joe drives Marge home, stopping briefly to ask for, and receive, a kiss. They are distracted by a report of a nearby train wreck, and although they assume it to be an ordinary accident, soon after, a woman leaving a bus sees the mantis, and all emergency personnel are put on alert. The mantis is then sighted in Washington, D.C., atop the Washington Monument.
Joe is one of the pilots who attempt to drive the mantis toward the sea, but a dense fog throws him off course, and he flies directly into it. As the wounded mantis drops to the ground and crawls into the Manhattan Tunnel, Joe safely parachutes to the ground.
Ford leads a team that seals off the tunnel, filling it with smoke to provide cover for Joe and his special unit of men, who enter the tunnel armed with rifles and three chemical bombs. They creep past wrecked cars until suddenly the bug appears in the fog only a few yards ahead of them. They shoot at it, but it lumbers on, forcing them backward. The mantis seems immune to the ammunition and the first chemical bombs until, only feet from the tunnel entrance, Joe throws a bomb in its face, and it collapses, dead.
Later, Ford, Ned, Joe and Marge enter the tunnel to examine the bug. Marge photographs its face while the men walk around its side, but Joe suddenly sees the mantis' arm move, and runs to protect Marge. Although Ned explains that the bug's movement was merely an autonomic reflex, Joe takes the opportunity to pull Marge into an embrace.
The mantis slashed and pulverized Kasha all over the place.
Riggan: Here's a good one. EARTH STYLE NINJA ART: THE MOLE PEOPLE!
Riggan fired a wave of earth and it formed into the ruthless Mole People from the 1956 movie THE MOLE PEOPLE!
A narration by Dr. Frank Baxter, an English professor at the University of Southern California, explains the premise of the movie and its basis in reality. He briefly discusses the hollow earth theories of John Symmes and Cyrus Teed among others, and says that the movie is a fictionalized representation of these unorthodox theories.
Archaeologists Dr. Roger Bentley and Dr. Jud Bellamin find a race of Sumerian albinos living deep under the Earth. They keep mutant humanoid mole men as their slaves to harvest mushrooms, which serve as their primary food source. The Sumerian albinos' ancestors relocated into the subterranean after cataclysmic floods in ancient Mesopotamia. They believe the men are messengers of Ishtar, their goddess. Whenever their population increases, they sacrifice old people to the Eye of Ishtar. These people have lived underground for so long that they are weakened by bright light which the archaeologists brought in the form of a flashlight. However, there is one girl named Adad who has natural Caucasian skin who is disdained by the others since she has the "mark of darkness."
When one of the archaeologists is killed by a mole person, Elinu, the High Priest, realizes they are not gods. He orders their capture and takes the flashlight to control the Mole People, not knowing it is depleted. The archaeologists are then sent to the Eye of Ishtar just as the Mole People rebel. Adad goes to the Eye only to realize it is really natural light coming from the surface and that the men had survived. They then climb to the surface. Unfortunately, Adad dies after reaching the surface when an earthquake causes a column to fall over and crush her.
The Mole People slashed and pulverized Kasha all over.
Arthoa: Watch this one. DARK STYLE NINJA ART: VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED!
Arthoa fired a wave of dark energy and it formed into the evil children from the 1960 movie VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED!
The inhabitants of the British village of Midwich suddenly fall unconscious, as does anyone entering the village. The military establishes a cordon around Midwich and sends in a man wearing a gas mask, but he, too, falls unconscious and is pulled back with rope. The man awakens and reports experiencing a cold sensation just before passing out. The pilot of a military reconnaissance plane is contacted and asked to investigate. When he flies below 5,000 feet, he loses consciousness and the plane crashes. A five-mile exclusion zone around the village is established for all aircraft. After approximately four hours, the villagers regain consciousness, and all are apparently unaffected.
Two months later, all women and girls of child-bearing age in the affected area are discovered to be pregnant, sparking many accusations of both infidelity and extramarital sex. The accusations fade as the extraordinary nature of the pregnancies is discovered, with seven-month fetuses appearing after only five months. All the women give birth on the same day. Their children have an unusual appearance, including "arresting" eyes, odd scalp hair construction and colour (platinum blonde), and unusually narrow fingernails. As the children grow and develop at a rapid rate, it becomes clear they also have a powerful telepathic bond with one another. They can communicate with each other over great distances, and as one learns something, so do the others.
Three years later, Professor Gordon Zellaby (Sanders), whose wife Anthea (Shelley) gave birth to one of the children, attends a meeting with British Intelligence to discuss the children. There he learns Midwich was not the only place affected; follow-up investigations have revealed similar phenomena in other areas of the world.
At age three, the children are precocious, physically and mentally the equivalent of children four times their age. Their behaviour has become even more unusual and striking. They dress impeccably, always walk as a group, speak in an adult manner, and behave maturely, but they show no conscience or love, and demonstrate a coldness to others, causing the villagers to fear and be repulsed by them.
The children begin to exhibit the power to read minds and to force people to do things against their will. There have been a number of villagers' deaths since the children were born, many of which are considered unusual, and some citizens believe the children are responsible. This is confirmed when the children are seen killing a man by making him crash his car into a wall, and again when they force his suspicious brother to shoot himself.
Zellaby, whose "son" David is one of the children, is at first eager to work with them, trying to teach them while hoping to learn more about them. The children are placed in a separate building where they will learn and live. While the children continue to exert their will, Zellaby is informed that the Soviet government has fired a nuclear shell and destroyed the Russian village that was the only other location on Earth where mutant children still lived.
Zellaby compares the children's resistance to reasoning with a brick wall and uses this motif as self-protection against their mind reading after the children's inhuman nature becomes clear to him. He takes a hidden time-bomb to a session with the children and tries to block their awareness of the bomb by visualizing a brick wall. David scans his mind, showing an emotion (astonishment) for the first time. The children try to break down Zellaby's mental wall and discover the truth a moment before the bomb detonates, consuming the building in flames and killing them all.
The children's eyes glowed red and they caused Kasha to go nuts and she smashed her head all over the place.
Edd: This is one I learned from Lisa. LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: 20 MILLION MILES TO EARTH!
Edd fired a wave of light and it formed into the Venusian Ymir from the 1957 movie 20 MILLION MILES TO EARTH!
The first U.S. spaceship to Venus, the XY-21, crashes into the Mediterranean sea off the coast of Sicily, Italy as fishermen watch. They row to the spacecraft, enter through a hole in the spacecraft and pull two spacemen from the nose-down craft before it completely sinks.
In Washington, D.C., Major General A.D. McIntosh discovers that the missing spaceship, piloted by Colonel Bob Calder, has been located. As McIntosh flies to the site, Pepe, a little boy, finds and opens a translucent cylinder marked "USAF" on the beach. It contains a gelatinous mass, which he sells to Dr. Leonardo, a zoologist studying sea creatures. Meanwhile, Leonardo's granddaughter Marisa, a third-year medical student, is summoned to take care of the injured spacemen. When Calder regains consciousness, he finds his crewmate, Dr. Sharman, in the last throes of the fatal disease that killed his other eight crewmen.
After Marisa returns to the trailer shared with her grandfather, a small creature hatches from the mass, and Leonardo locks it in a cage. By morning, the creature has tripled in size. McIntosh arrives, accompanied by scientist Dr. Justin Uhl, and meets with two representatives of the Italian government, informing them the spaceship has returned from Venus. Leonardo and Marisa hitch the trailer to their truck and head for Rome. Calder's spacecraft carried a sealed metal container bearing an unborn Venusians species. As police divers begin to search for it, McIntosh offers a half-million lira reward for the capsule's recovery, prompting Pepe to lead them to the empty container. When Pepe tells them that he sold the mass to Dr. Leonardo, McIntosh and Calder pursue him.
That night, Leonardo discovers that the creature has grown to human size. Soon after, it breaks out of the cage and heads to a nearby farm, terrorizing the animals. The creature eats sulfur and rips open several bags it discovers in a barn. While feeding, the creature is attacked by the farmer's dog, and the creature kills the dog, alerting the farmer. Calder and the others reach the barn, trapping the creature inside. Calder explains that the creature is not dangerous unless provoked. However, he provokes it by trying to prod the creature with a pole into a cage-like cart, and the creature injures the farmer after he stabs the creature with a pitchfork. After the creature breaks out of the barn and disappears into the countryside, the police commissioner insists that it must be destroyed.
After the Italian government grants Calder permission to capture the creature alive, he devises a plan to ensnare it in a giant electric net dropped from a helicopter. The Italian police conduct their own pursuit, shooting at it with flamethrowers. Gunfire has little effect on the creature, as it has no heart or lungs. Aware that sulfur is the creature's food of choice, Calder uses bags of sulfur as bait, luring the creature to a secluded site and subduing it with an electric jolt from the net. Later, at the American Embassy in Rome, McIntosh briefs the press corps and allows three reporters to view the creature, which has been placed in the Rome zoo. There, Calder explains that the creature is being sedated with a continuous electric shock so it can be studied. Marisa, who is aiding her uncle, begins flirting with Calder. Suddenly, electrical equipment shorts out and the creature awakens.
The creature battles a zoo elephant and sends the panicked patrons scurrying. Taking their fight to the streets of Rome, the two beasts destroy cars and damage buildings. The creature finally kill the elephant and continues its rampage. Calder rams the creature with his car and tracks the creature to the River Tiber, where it submerges. Soldiers lob grenades into the river, and the creature surfaces, now gargantuan in size. It heads for the Colosseum and destroys an ancient temple, killing a few soldiers. As the creature disappears into the ruins, Calder charges after it with a group of bazooka-carrying soldiers, driving it to the top of the structure. Calder scores a direct bazooka hit. Direct fire from a tank then destroys the ledge the creature is clinging to, and it plunges to its death. A relieved Marisa runs into Calder's arms.
It smashed and pulverized Kasha all over with incredible fury and it was intense.
Soundwave: Good one Double D! Watch this one. VOLCANO STYLE NINJA ART: THE NIGHT THE WORLD EXPLODED!
Soundwave punched the ground and massive explosions of lava and fire came out of the ground like it did in the 1958 movie THE NIGHT THE WORLD EXPLODED!
The scientific team of Dr. David Conway (William Leslie), Dr. Ellis Morton (Tristram Coffin) and Laura Hutchinson (Kathryn Grant) has built a machine that can predict earthquakes. After predicting one will hit California within the next 24 hours to a uniformly skeptical Gov. Cheney (Raymond Greenleaf) and state-level political and civil defense officials, the earthquake does materialize and does immense damage to northern parts of the state. Now with the support and funding necessary from the reformed skeptics, the team works on further predictions and comes to the conclusion that a wave of earthquakes are pending in and around the southwestern United States. They trace the epicenter of the pending disaster to an area beneath the Carlsbad Caverns and descend to a hitherto unexplored level.
Here they find a strange ore which, when removed from contact with water, becomes highly explosive, and realize that this element, somehow working its way from deep in the Earth, is responsible for the earthquakes. Although the material is not analyzed for specific atomic traits, it is named Element 112 just because so far, 111 chemical elements had been discovered. A computer determines that in approximately one month, enough of Element 112 will emerge from the deep earth to cause the entire planet to explode. A desperate operation ensues worldwide to blast and trench the ground to let water in and cover Element 112, keeping it from drying out and expanding.
The lava burned her all over and scarred her.
Shockwave: Wow! That was intense! Now watch this one. DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: THE KILLER SHREWS!
Shockwave fired a wave of darkness and it formed into the Killer Shrews from the 1959 movie THE KILLER SHREWS!
Captain Thorne Sherman (James Best) and first mate Rook Griswold ("Judge" Henry Dupree) deliver supplies by boat to a group on a remote island. The group, consisting of scientist Marlowe Cragis (Baruch Lumet), his research assistant Radford Baines (Gordon McLendon), the scientist's daughter Ann (Ingrid Goude), her recent fiancee Jerry Farrel (Ken Curtis), and a servant Mario (Alfred DeSoto), welcome the captain and his first mate. They also subtly resist the visitors staying overnight, even though a hurricane is approaching. Thorne goes with them to their compound, and Griswold stays with the boat, saying that he will come ashore later.
The situation in the compound is less than safe. During cocktails, Thorne becomes aware of a life-threatening situation to all of them: Marlowe Cragis has been performing well-meaning research on serums and uses shrews as test animals. The doctor's purpose is to shrink humans to half their size in order to reduce world hunger because (he reasons) being smaller, humans will consume less food in a world with a limited food supply. Unfortunately, the doctor's experiments have created mutant giant shrews that have escaped and are now reproducing in the wild, growing larger and more voracious by the day. The group must now barricade themselves inside their compound every evening before the sun sets, so that the shrews will kill each other once they have eaten every other living animal on the island.
Thorne and Ann begin to be attracted to each other, causing Jerry to become jealous, despite ruining his relationship with Ann. The giant shrews have run out of smaller animals to hunt and devour. When Griswald comes ashore, the mutants attack and kill him. After closing in on the compound and killing the available livestock, one of the mutant shrews breaks a window and hides in the basement. Mario and Thorne go downstairs when they hear the noise. Mario discovers the mutant and shoots at it, but not before it bites him. The giant shrew is immediately killed by Thorne. Mario quickly expires from the mutant's bite. Radford later discovers a highly toxic venom in the dead shrew's saliva, the result, it turns out, of the poisoned bait he had placed in the wild to kill them off. Another mutant shrew is able to get in, and it bites Radford. As he dies, Radford records the symptoms on his typewriter, right up to the moment of his death.
As the giant shrews begin to chew through the compound walls, the group makes impromptu armor by lashing together empty 50 gallon oil drums. Now crouched down inside them, they duckwalk towards the beach shoreline. Due to his claustrophobia, Jerry remains behind, isolating himself on the roof before watching the mutants chase after the lashed-together drums. He attempts to flee but is cut off and killed by another group of shrews. Thorne, Ann, and Marlowe manage to reach the shoreline and swim out to the boat. Safely aboard and confident that the giant shrews will eventually die out from consuming one another, Thorne and Ann share a long kiss.
The Shrews bit and chomped Kasha all over the place with incredible fury.
Misty Tredwell: Nice one! Watch this. LIZARD STYLE NINJA ART: THE GIANT GILA MONSTER!
Misty fired a wave of green fire and it formed into the Giant Gila Monster from the 1959 movie THE GIANT GILA MONSTER!
The movie opens with a young couple, Pat Wheeler (Grady Vaughn) and Liz Humphries (Yolanda Salas), parked in a bleak, rural locale overlooking a ravine. A giant Gila monster attacks the car, sending it into the ravine and killing the couple. Later, some friends of the couple decide to assist the local sheriff (Fred Graham) in his search for the missing teens. Chase Winstead (Sullivan), a young mechanic and hot rod racer, locates the crashed car in the ravine and finds evidence of the giant lizard. However, it is only when the hungry reptile attacks a train (a model train set substituted as a low-budget effect) that the authorities realize they are dealing with a (roughly) 70-foot long venomous lizard. By this time, emboldened by its attacks and hungry for prey, the creature attacks the town. It heads for the local dance hall, where the town's teenagers are gathered for a sock hop. However, Chase packs his prized hot rod with nitroglycerin and rigs it to speed straight into the Gila monster, terminating the lizard in a fiery explosion and heroically saving the town.
It bit and poisoned Kasha.
Me: Awesome techniques guys! Those are awesome movies all from dad's past.
Lincoln: They were awesome!
Misty Tredwell: They sure were.
Me: Lets get her with our Teamwork!
Searchlight: Lets do it!
Lana (Pokemon): Yeah!
Searchlight used the Earth Cyber Planet Key and so did Lana. Searchlight's strobelight powers and Lana's water powers were enhanced 100-fold.
Lea used the Disney Cyber Planet Key and Runabout used the Earth Cyber Planet Key. They enhanced Lea's fire powers and Runabout's Particle Rifle 100-fold.
Searchlight and Lana (Pokemon): MAELSTROM STROBEBLAST!
Searchlight fired a massive flickering light blast and Lana fired a wave of water.
Lea and Runabout: INFERNO PARTICLE FIRESTORM!
Lea fired a massive blast of fire and Runabout fired a massive wave of particle energy.
Misty Tredwell and Tigra: LIZARD FIRE CLAWSLASH!
Misty fired a wave of green fire and Tigra fired blades of orange energy.
Lincoln and Tygra: LIGHTNING WHIPLASH BURST!
Lincoln fired blasts of lightning and Tygra sent his whip.
Laney and Panthro: LEAFSTORM NUNCHUCK BASH!
Laney fired a wave of leaves and Panthro fired a wave of impact energy from his nunchucks.
Me and Lion-O: OMENS PHOENIX FIRESTORM SLASH!
Me and Lion-O fired waves of fire energy.
Lola and WilyKit: FIRESTORM CATBURST!
Lola and WilyKit fired waves of fire.
Lana and WilyKat: SUBZERO CATBURST!
Lana and WilyKat fired waves of ice.
Lucy Loud and Cheetara: DARK SPEEDSTRIKE BURST!
Lucy fired a wave of dark energy and Cheetara fired waves of speed energy.
Nico and Cheetah: SPEEDING FIREBALL SLASH!
Nico fired waves of fire and Cheetah fired speeding blades of energy.
Brittney and Dex-Starr: RAGING CATFIRE MEGABLAST!
Brittney and Dex-Starr fired waves of Red Rage Energy.
Lucy Heartfilia and Catman: ZODIAC CATSTORM SLASH!
Lucy fired waves of stars and Catman fired blasts of energy that turned into Cats.
Natsu and Black Cat: FIRESTORM CAT BLAST!
Natsu fired a blast of fire and Black Cat fired waves of black energy!
Intress and Kimiko: PHOENIX CAT MEGABLAST!
Intress fired a wave of cat energy and Kimiko fired a massive blast of fire.
The blasts combined and they hit Kasha and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Me: Lets get her with our Final Smashes!
Zarya: Yeah!
Intress: OVERWORLD CAT STORM!
Intress fired a wave of cat energy.
Zarya: WOLFFIRE MEGABLAST!
Zarya fired a wave of wolf fire.
Me: PHOENIX FIRESTORM BURST!
I fired a wave of fire that turned into a deadly phoenix.
Lily Loud: COVENTINA MAELSTROM BURST!
Lily fired a massive wave of glowing water.
The Thundercats: THUNDERCATS SUPERBLAST!
The Thundercats fired a massive blast of red energy.
The blasts all hit Kasha all at once and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Kasha was defeated.
Me: Kasha if you admit defeat I will give you an awesome and most delicious salmon.
I pulled out a delicious salmon filet.
Kasha: (Drools) I will do it!
She went over to us and I stripped her of her powers.
Arkayna: If I knew that Kasha could easily be bribed by fish, we would've done that when we first met the Vexicons.
Me: Yeah.
The Masters of Evil came and we were back on Earth
Zs'Skayr: So, how did you all enjoy your trip to Anur Phaetos?
Intress: It was enjoyable. I think Lucy liked it the most.
Lucy Loud: We all did.
Roman: Expect us to teleport you all to more planets of Ben's aliens.
Snake: After all, you did go to Petropia that one time.
Sunny Tennyson: Well, that is true.
Me: It will be cool seeing the planets of Ben's alien heroes. This is gonna be really entertaining and educational for us.
Snake: Yes it will.
The Masters of Evil teleported out.
We beamed Kasha to the Neptune Prison where Willa is and she is now her cellmate.
Me: That was so awesome!
Zarya: It sure was. (To the viewers) I guess villainous cats are too easy to bribe.
Me: Yep. Thanks for helping us Lion-O.
Lion-O: Anytime J.D. Anything for friends of the Thundercats.
Me: No problem.
We later went back home.
THE END
Another Awesome Fanfiction done.
Kasha of the Vexicons is the second member of the Vexicons that we took down. The next one is an evil version of Eartha the Golem. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas. Thanks man. Next up for Fathers Day is an awesome 5 Part chapter for where we go on awesome adventures leading up to a Land Version of the SpongeBob episode Patty Hype. It will be as follows:
Part 1: Me VS Hiei
Part 2: Us finding Lurleen Lumpkin.
Part 3: Fathers Day
Part 4: Rotwood's Endgame
Part 5: Land version of Patty Hype
It's gonna be awesome! See you all tomorrow.
