HAPPY FATHERS DAY 2020 EVERYONE!
Part 1: Battle with Hiei of the Jagan.
I was in the training simulator doing an exercise where I face the evil version of Hiei of the Jagan as I see what he was like when Yusuke Urameshi fought him the first time. It was gonna be a battle between a Human that has the powers of a god and a demon out to cause mayhem. The simulator activated and I found myself in wharfs of Tokyo Bay.
Me: I'm in Japan. Cool.
I then sensed a small energy signal coming from a warehouse.
Me: There's a small power coming from that warehouse. Better hide my energy just in case.
I hid my energy and ran over to the warehouse and went in and sensed for it.
Me: Hmm.
I then saw Keiko Yukimura on the floor!
Me: Keiko!
Evil Hiei: I had a feeling you would come.
I then saw HIEI OF THE JAGAN!
The Ice Maidens reproduce every 100 years asexually, always giving birth to a female. A male child is born only if the Maiden had sex with a male, which is forbidden in their society. Hiei who is once known as Imiko" ("cursed child"), was born as one of the twin children of the Ice Maiden Hina. As her children were born, Hina wept two tears which crystallized and were given to the babies. Hiei was thrown from the floating Ice Domain by Hina's closest friend Rie, to his supposed doom. He managed to survive, though, and grew up in the wilderness where he developed a thirst for killing. The only times he found peace were while looking at the tear-gem from his mother. He later decided to find the ice domain in order to take revenge on the women who cast him out. He loses his tear-gem during a battle and, realizing he must now find the stone as well as the Ice Domain, went to the Osteopath Shigure and has the Evil Eye (Jagan in Japanese, referred to as the Jagan Eye in the English anime dub) implanted in his forehead which gives him many powers, including hypnosis, telepathy, and clairvoyance or remote viewing.
Even with the Jagan Hiei cannot find his tear stone, though he easily finds the Ice Maidens' glacier home. When he gets there he finds his mother's grave and his lust for revenge fades. He is told his twin sister has run away and decides to search for her as well. Hiei is an expert with a Katana due to the environment in which he grew up. He also has superhuman speed and can produce and control fire. During the Dark Tournament he taps into the unruly fires of hell, known as the Dark Flame of the Overlord, or in the English dub, "Dragon of the Darkness Flame", which he eventually masters. At the end of the manga, he is assigned as one of the guardians of the portals between the human and demons realms.
Me: Hiei of the Jagan. I had a feeling you would be here.
Evil Hiei: Yes and now I will have the pleasure of killing you.
Me: Not if I kill you first.
Evil Hiei: Now the game will be more exciting this way?
Me: What game? One where I can kill you?
Evil Hiei: (Holds up his sword) This hilt of this sword is hollow. Contained inside is the only antidote to stop the swords effect. If you get the sword, the girl will live. Fun right? Think of it as a little game of tag.
Me: Bring it.
I teleported and kicked him in the face and sent him crashing into a bunch of crates with incredible force.
Evil Hiei then got up.
Me: If this is all you're made of, it's pathetic.
Evil Hiei: You are very fast for a human.
Me: This isn't a game you fuckhead and you are playing with dangerous forces no one can even comprehend.
Evil Hiei: Now I see. You're a decent fighter on your own. But when your friend's on the line your strength and power increases greatly.
Me: Ha. You think you have me all figured out.
Evil Hiei: You're a team player, a save the day superhero. I hate people like you.
Me: Ha. Fuck you.
What he didn't know is that his hate made me more powerful.
Evil Hiei: And yes J.D., I'll admit you surprised me. But like a true amateur you failed to take advantage of the situation. You didn't get back the sword. A mistake that will prove fatal. Because now that I know it, I won't be dropping my guard any longer. The world doesn't give many chances. You've just missed yours.
Me: Are you done shooting your fucking mouth off yet?
Evil Hiei: Not quite!
The sclera of his Jagan Eye glowed red and he was teleporting. I knew what he was trying to do. He was using his powers to confuse me. He was laughing as he was teleporting around.
Evil Hiei: (Laughs) Can you keep up? Human eyes are so slow. Come now. Where am I? (Laughing) What's wrong? Do I confuse you?
He was right behind me.
Evil Hiei: Do I!?
I knew where he was and I punched him in the face with incredible force and sent him crashing into a bunch of crates again.
Evil Hiei: NOW! YOU'RE DEAD!
Me: If this is all you're made of Hiei, it's really pathetic. This is what I'm talking about. All you are is nothing but a bunch of talk. Yap, yap, yap. Like you're some kind of fucked up lunatic. You're just as pathetic as all those evil Sasuke's that I killed.
Evil Hiei growled.
Evil Hiei: Consider this a compliment. (Takes off his shirt) I've never transformed for a human.
Me: All right then. Lets see it.
He started to glow in a neon green aura and his skin turned green and his eyes turned yellow and the sclera of his Jagan Eye glowed red and I sensed his energy increasing. I then saw eyes appear and open all over his body.
Evil Hiei: (Laughs) Now that I'm in my full demon form Keiko will join me any minute.
Me: Impressive. So this is your demon form.
I jumped down and landed in front of him.
Me: But you aren't the only one with the power to transform.
Evil Hiei: What do you mean?
I then flared up my aura of fire and spread my wings of fire and I transformed into my Super Angel-Ebonwu-Phoenix 1,000,000 Elemental Moonlight Phoenix form!
Evil Hiei saw me at my full power and he was shocked.
Me: (Divine Fiery Voice) You had no idea what you were up against.
Evil Hiei: What the hell are you!?
Me: Your worst nightmare!
I flew at him with incredible speed and punched him in the stomach with incredible force and kicked him in the face and sent him spinning and kicked him in the back and punched him in the mouth and knocked out some of his teeth and kicked him in the face and then I unsheathed my sword and slashed his Jagan Eye! Evil Hiei screamed in excruciating pain as his precious Jagan Eye was destroyed!
Me: That eye of yours is nothing but a glorified crutch and you don't deserve it.
I fired a wave of fire and it hit him in his face and exploded!
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He was badly burned all over.
Me: Try this one on. FIST OF THE MORTAL FLAME! 邪王炎殺煉獄焦
Fist of the Mortal Flame (邪王炎殺煉獄焦, Jaō Ensatsu Rengoku Shō, translated as Wicked King Immolation Purgatory Scorch; VIZ translation, Purgatory Scorch): Hiei can channel the less-powerful flames of Human World into one or both of his hands to enhance his hand-to-hand combat abilities. Hiei first uses this technique during semi-finals of the Dark Tournament in his fight against Kuro Momotaro to damge his Armor of the Ape. He also uses the two-handed Double Fist of the Mortal Flame to fight Kuro's Armor of the Phoenix, but it proves ineffective. Later on, after his self-training, Hiei manage to master the Fist of the Mortal Flame, punch clear through stone tiles, project it as waves of flame, and disintegrate objects merely by touch, as shown during his battle with Bui In other media such as the video games, Hiei can channel either flames (human-realm or demon-realm) into this attack, and like when he first used it, the attack is often used as a rushing flurry of rapid punches engulfed with flame, with varying degrees of effect.
Flamethrower: The flame of the human world can also be used as a flamethrower to create a ranged attack. It is used on Bui, but it is proved ineffective. Strangely Hiei uses this technique in the final opening, while Kurama and Kuwabara use their most powerful techniques (Yoko Kurama and Dimension Blade respectively), though it may have been an error in the coloration.
My hands glowed with incredibly powerful fire and I punched him all over with incredible powerful fury and it was burning him with indiscriminate fury as he screamed in pain all over. My new transformation enhanced my powers ∞-fold.
When it was done, Evil Hiei was down.
Me: This is for all the pain and suffering you've caused. SWORD OF THE DARKNESS FLAME! 邪王炎殺剣
I formed a sword out of the black fire of hell and stabbed Evil Hiei in his black heart through his back and he bursted into flames and was incinerated in an instant. Evil Hiei was dead.
Me: Burn in eternal Hell.
I powered down and took the Shadow Sword, the Orb of Baast and the Forlorned Hope as trophies and I used my powers to cure Keiko and in the process I gave her some unique powers to help Yusuke.
The Simulation ended and everyone cheered wildly.
Nico: Awesome job J.D.
Me: Thanks man.
Hiei: I can't believe I was like that.
Yusuke: Yeah I know.
Lincoln: But that evil version of you deserved it Hiei.
Hiei: Indeed.
Laney: Yeah.
Part 2: Search for Lurleen Lumpkin
We were in the middle of the city and we were trying to find a woman that Homer knows and Marge hates with a merciless vengeance. The woman's name was Lurleen Lumpkin and she used to be managed by Homer a while back.
Me: So we're going to find this Lurleen?
Homer: Yeah she is hated by Marge but Lisa, Bart and Maggie love her.
Nico: wow.
Lincoln: Where does she live?
Homer: I don't really know.
Laney: I think I know. (Points to something) Look.
We saw Lurleen and she was with a bunch of homeless people in the gutter,
Me: Oh no.
We went over.
Lurleen saw us and Homer.
Lurleen: Homer?
Homer: Hi Lurleen.
Me: Are you all right?
Lurleen: I'll make it.
Me: You need to come to our home for some food and a place to call home.
Lurleen: Marge won't like it.
Me: She's not with Homer anymore.
Laney: And there's a reason why.
We told her everything about what happened in Springfield, Oregon and what happened with Marge, Mr. Burns and Mayor Quimby and she was horrified!
Lurleen: That town was a cesspool of evil and villainy!
Bart: It sure was. It was a town that was doomed from the very start.
Nico: Yep and it deserved to be completely destroyed.
Lurleen: I will gladly come back with you.
We took her home to the estate and got her some new clothes and got her some food and she was watching TV with us. She told us how she was an aspiring Country Western Singer that went downhill and lost everything and more. We couldn't help but feel sorry for her and we made her feel right at home. Homer allowed her to stay in his bed in his room and Marge was infuriated when she saw her. She was gnashing her teeth and her eyes were turning red with pure rage and steam and smoke was coming out of her nose and ears. She wanted nothing more than to strangle Lurleen and kill her. But because she was trapped in a portrait she couldn't do anything about it except yell.
Part 3: FATHERS DAY
It was June 21st, 2020 and it was Fathers Day and it was a beautiful day. We were making breakfast for our fathers and we got them great pancakes, eggs and bacon.
Manaphy, Poromon, Horsea and Poliwag: HAPPY FATHERS DAY!
Nico: Thanks guys.
Lynn Sr.: This is amazing! Thank you kids.
Laney: You're welcome dad.
Lincoln: J.D. and May made the breakfast for you.
Lynn Sr.: Thank you guys so much.
We had a great fathers day with our fathers and spent the day with them.
Part 4: ROTWOOD'S ENDGAME!
May and Max were walking around in the mall.
May: I'm glad we had a nice Father's Day yesterday, Max.
Max: I'm glad we invited our Dad over as well. (smirks) So, when do you think is Nico going to propose to you.
May: C'mon! Nico will propose when he's ready!
Max: If you say so, sis.
But that's when Max is knocked out from behind, revealing Squidward as the culprit.
Rotwood: (he, Morton, and Frown come out) Hello, May. We've been looking for you!
May screamed.
We heard her scream.
Me: May!
Nico: We got to find her!
We went out to find her and we had a strong suspicion that Rotwood was behind it.
Nico: I swear, if Rotwood harms May in any way, I'll fucking slaughter him!
Nico: Nico, calm down. We'll find her.
Dante Vale: Alright, everyone split up. Search the entire city for any signs of Rotwood.
Aerrow: Got it. The minute any of us see him, we'll contact you guys.
We split up and we covered more ground and we looked high and low. Nico then sensed something coming from an old abandoned nuclear power plant and he busted in and he saw May beaten to within an inch of her life and he saw Rotwood and everyone there.
Nico: End of the line, Rotwood!
Rotwood: (smirks) So it would seem.
Nico: (sees May) May, what did they do to-
Suddenly, the hideout was sprayed with fear gas. Since Rotwood and his crew were wearing gas masks, they weren't affected. But I was. And then, I saw someone I didn't expect to see again.
Nico: It can't be! Kimeramon!
Nico then started punching May all over.
We busted in with a massive fiery explosion and a phoenix cry was heard as we landed in front of them.
Rotwood: (to Dark Spicer) Not going to say that you're going to kick our asses?
Dark Spicer: (pissed) If you don't tell us where May is, your asses are gonna be kicked so hard!
Frown: (sees me getting out of Vert's Saber) Wait. Did you just get out of Vert Wheeler's Saber? (laughs) It must be embarrassing for you to have your friends drive you around!
Dante Vale: (sees Fear Toxin in the building) Is that Fear Toxin?
Firefly: It is. Good thing my helmet's on.
Me: Where's May, Rotwood?
Kalin: (smirks) Let me beat it out of him, JD.
Yusei: Don't bother, Kalin. I don't think he'll tell you anyway.
Squidward: (laughs) It doesn't matter what you morons do. In a few minutes, our plan will come to fruition. If only Spongebob were with you all to watch the fireworks!
Vypra: What are you talking about?
Morton: (to me) You're too driven by your vigilante complex that you can't even see what we've done!
Lincoln: You better start making some sense!
Rotwood: You know what we did. We operated her. She's the trigger.
Squidward: And it just so happens that we had a nuke in the hideout.
Vert: I'll check to see if it's still there.
Frown: Don't bother. It isn't. And when May's heart stops, every heart in Gotham Royal York is going to stop as well.
Morton: (laughs) I don't personally know what Kimeramon is. But Chan was really scared of it!
Me: You're out of your fucking minds!
Dark Spicer: (to you) Me and the others will keep Rotwood and his goons occupied. You stop Nico from killing May!
Me: Got it!
I then flew over and grabbed Nico and held him in an armlock.
Me: Nico stop!
Nico: No! That's Kimeramon! He returned!
Me: Nico that's not Kimeramon, he was destroyed remember? Rotwood and his gang poisoned you with fear gas!
Nico: Huh?
Me: You were beating up May and her heart is linked to a nuclear bomb that's going to destroy everything!
Nico gasped! He was in absolute shock!
Lana: Lets get them! ICE STYLE NINJA ART: GIANT TARANTULA!
Lana fired a wave of ice and it formed into the Giant Tarantula from the 1955 movie Tarantula.
Lola: FIRESTORM STYLE NINJA ART: WASP WOMAN!
Lola fired a wave of fire and it formed into The Wasp Woman.
Carol: ATOMIC STYLE NINJA ART: GODZILLA!
Carol fired a wave of atomic energy and it formed into Godzilla from 1954.
Polly Pain: ATOMIC STYLE NINJA ART: PALEOSAURUS!
polly fired a wave of atomic energy and it formed into the radioactive Paleosaurus.
Lynn: EARTH STYLE NINJA ART: ANTS OF THEM!
Lynn fired a wave of earth and it formed into the giant ants from the 1954 movie Them!
Tabby: SLIME STYLE NINJA ART: THE BLOB!
Tabby fired a wave of slime and it formed into The Blob from 1958.
Rhino: EARTH STYLE NINJA ART: CYCLOPS!
Rhino fired a wave of earth and it formed into The Cyclops from the 1957 movie The Cyclops!
Laney: WOOD STYLE NINJA ART: THE THING!
Laney fired a wave of wood and it for ed into The Thing from 1951.
Lori: MAGNET STYLE NINJA ART: THE BLACK SCORPION!
Lori fired a wave of iron sand and it formed into the giant Black Scorpions from the 1957 movie The Black Scorpion!
Leni: SCREECH STYLE NINJA ART: RODAN!
Leni fired a blast of sonic energy and it formed into Rodan from 1956!
Lucy Loud: BLOOD STYLE NINJA ART: DRACULA!
Lucy fired a wave of blood and it formed into Dracula from 1958!
Shrek: SWAMP STYLE NINJA ART: GILL-MAN!
Shrek fired a wave of mud and swamp water and it formed into the Gill-Man from the 1954 movie Creature Of The Black Lagoon!
Shikamaru: SHADOW STYLE NINJA ART: FRANKENSTEIN!
Shikamaru fired a wave of shadow and it formed into Frankenstein from 1970!
Lincoln: LIGHTNING STYLE NINJA ART: GHIDORAH THE THREE-HEADED MONSTER!
Lincoln fired a wave of lightning and it formed ingo King Ghidorah from 1964!
Vypra: TWILIGHT BLADEDANCE SLASH!
Vypra spun around and fired energy blades of light and darkness.
Dark Spicer: ANTITRIX VILLAINSTORM!
Dark Spicer fired energy blasts from his Antitrix that looked like the mutant aliens he turns into.
Zs'Skayr: GHOSTFIRE SCYTHE BLAST!
Zs'Skayr fired blues of pure blue fire from his scythe.
Number 7: PLASMA MEGACANNON!
Number 7 fired a massive blast of fire energy from a huge cannon in her arm.
Vanitas: DARK FIRE MEGABLAST!
Vanitas fired a massive wave of dark fire.
Waffle Woman: BREAKFAST FIRESTORM BLAST!
Waffle Woman fired a massive wave of fire that turned into breakfast items.
Firefly: INFERNO MEGABLAST!
Firefly fired a massive wave of fire.
Bane: (Spanish Accent) SMASHING EARTH PUNCH!
Bane punched the ground and a massive wave of earth formed.
Webstor: SPIDERSTRIKE BLAST!
Webstor fired a massive wave of webs.
Hydro Man: MAELSTROM BLAST!
Hydro Man fired a massive wave of water.
Electro: LIGHTNING ELECTROCUTION BLAST!
Electro fired a massive wave of lightning.
King Hiss: SNAKEFIRE BLASTSTORM!
King Hiss fired a massive wave of purple fire that formed into a snake.
Vexen: ICE FIRE MEGABLAST!
Vexen fired a wave of ice fire.
Professor Calamitous: TECHNO SUPERBLAST!
Professor Calamitous fired a massive barrage of techno energy gears.
Ebon: SHADOW SUPERSTRIKE STORM!
Ebon fired a wave of darkness.
Shiv: LIGHTBLADE SLASHSTORM!
Shiv fired a massive barrage of light blades.
Leonard the Pig King: PIG ARMY BARRAGE!
Leonard sent numerous pigs.
Lord Drakkon: DRAGON FIRESTORM BLAST!
Lord Drakkon fired a massive blast of fire that turned into a deadly dragon.
Myotismon: CRIMSON NIGHTMARE STORM!
Myotismon fired a massive wave of darkness and blood red fire that turned into your worst fears that came to life.
Dr. Light: LIGHTSTORM BLAST!
Dr. Light fired a wave of light.
Saīx: MOONLIGHT MEGABLAST!
Saīx fired a massive wave of moonlight.
Larxene: LIGHTNING MEGABLAST STORM!
Larxene fired a massive wave of lightning.
Xaldin: WINDSTORM TORNADO FORCE!
Xaldin fired a massive wave of tornadoes.
Whiteout: WHITEOUT MEGABLAST!
Whiteout fired a massive wave of white energy.
Evil Green Ranger: GREEN ENERGY WAVE!
Evil Green Ranger fired a massive wave of green energy.
Cheese Shogun Roquefort: LIMBURGER STINKY BOMBS!
Cheese Shogun Roquefort threw numerous Limburger Cheese bombs that smelled really horrible!
Katnappe: CATBOMB BARRAGE!
Katnappe threw numerous bombs.
Common Cold: SNOTBOMB BLAST!
Common Cold fired disgusting bombs of snot.
Technus: TECHNO ECTO-RAY!
Technus fired blasts of ecto-energy.
Dark Laser: DARK SIDE BLAST!
Dark Laser fired blasts of energy.
Captain Cold: ABSOLUTE ZERO MEGABLAST!
Captain Cold fired waves of ice.
Roman Goodwin: SPIDER RED BLAST!
Roman fired waves of red energy that formed into spiders.
Carly Carmine: HUMMINGBIRD ORANGE BLAST!
Carly fired waves of orange energy that formed into a kaleidoscope of hummingbirds.
Devack: MONKEY YELLOW BLAST!
Devack fired waves of yellow energy that formed into a troop of monkeys.
Misty Tredwell: GREEN LIZARD BLAST!
Misty fired waves of green energy that formed into a bunch of lizards.
Kalin: GIANT BLUE BLAST!
Kalin fired a blast of blue energy that formed into a huge giant.
Greiger: KILLER WHALE INDIGO BLAST!
Greiger fired a wave of indigo energy that formed into a huge pod of killer whales.
Rex Goodwin: CONDOR PURPLE BLAST!
Rex Goodwin fired a wave of purple energy that formed into a flock of condors.
Koragg: WOLF FIRE DARKBLAST!
Koragg fired a massive blast of dark wolf fire.
Loki (Power Rangers): LIGHTNING FIRESTORM BLAST!
Loki fired waves of lightning!
Russ Cargill: ENVIRONMENT BLAST!
Russ fired waves of earth fire.
Rich Texan: TEXUS MEGABLAST BARRAGE!
Rich Texas fired a massive hail of bullets and energy.
Wiggum: OFFICER DOWN BLAST!
Wiggum fired waves of blue fire.
Patty and Selma: TWIN FIRESTORM BLAST!
Patty and Selma fired waves of blue and purple fire.
Krusty: KRUSTY BURGER BLAST!
Krusty fired waves of chemical fire.
Skinner: SCARED OF CHALMERS BURST!
Skinner fired waves of principal fire.
Chalmers: (Offended) HEY! SKIIIINNNEEEEEEERRRRR FIRESTORM BLAST!
Chalmers fired waves of black fire.
Cantwell: I HATE LISA BLAST!
Cantwell fired waves of pink fire that formed into hateful phrases.
Springfield Mafia: BULLETSTORM SUPREME BLAST!
They fired waves of energy that formed into hails of bullets.
Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney: BULLY FIRESTORM BLAST!
Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney fired waves of blue, red and green energy and they formed into themselves ready to pulverize the living shit out of them.
Snake Jailbird: JAILBIRD BLAST!
Snake fired waves of energy that formed into bullets and inmates.
Comic Book Guy: COLLECTORS FAT BLAST!
Comic Book Guy fired a wave of energy from his massive belly.
They fired their blasts and techniques and they combined and slammed into Rotwood and his group and knocked them down in a massive and fiery explosion!
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Rotwood and his group were defeated and beaten.
Me: Nico it's gonna be all right. But get May to the infirmary and we'll tie them up.
Nico: (Tears up) Okay.
He did so.
We tied up Rotwood and his posse and then they screamed in excruciating pain and we saw their cobra marks move and they were close to their necks and I looked on my device and saw that they had 2 hours left to live.
Dante Vale: First, you kidnap May and sync her heart to that nuke. Then you spray Nico with fear gas. And finally, you had the nerve to make him attempt to murder her!
Lincoln: It was always us that you 4 had a grudge on. We were the ones who made you guys go on the run! So, what in God's name possessed you to try and hurt him?
Rotwood: It's because we wanted to win. (to me) Every time we have crossed paths, you and your friends have always defeated us. Your spirit is too strong for us to break. But Mr. Chan…ah! He was an easy soul to manipulate and crush his dreams. That's why we took his mate and implanted the trigger to that warhead we stole. And with the Dark Orb combined with Scarecrow's fear gas, we made it so he thought he was fighting that digital monstrosity the entire time. And he ended up putting his girlfriend in your infirmatary. As I said, Knudson, you are too strong to break. But Mr. Chan finally knows what true pain feels like. He now knows the true harsh reality of the world.
Me: You guys are fucked up!
Later I got a call from Yusei.
Yusei: J.D. it's Yusei.
Me: Report.
Yusei: Nico's been in the medbay at May's side for an hour now. Not that I blame him.
Vert: Dammit! Not even Zemereik, Kalus, or even Krytus would do something like this!
Yusei: Well, at least May's still alive. But do you really think Nico's going to be ok?
Vert: To be honest, I actually don't know.
Me: I know. But keep your eyes on him.
Yusei: Okay.
Nico was crying incredibly hard.
Arkayna: Nico's, it's going to be ok.
Nico: (cries) Arkayna, I did this! I injured her!
Arkayna: (hugs him) No! You're not responsible for this, Nico! Rotwood and his group orchestrated this whole thing!
Nico: (considers her words) You're right. Arkayna, will you please watch over May? There's something I need to do.
Arkayna: Ok. (chuckles) You know, you act like a brother to me then Gawayne ever does.
Nico: (laughs) That's true. (leaves the infirmary)
Yusei: Nico-
Nico: Rotwood and his group, Yusei. Where did they take him?
Yusei: J.D. and the others took them to the edge of the city. But I don't think you should- (He walked past him) Hey!
Yusei summons Stardust Dragon and had it restrained him.
Nico: Let me go, Yusei!
Yusei: Nico, you're hurt and angry about this. Just take some time to calm down. I don't want you to-
Nico used Xiao Fung's winds to push Yusei and Stardust Dragon back.
Nico: How do you plan on stopping me, Yusei? With the most powerful of the Signer Dragons at your command?!
Yusei: Nico, I'll fight you if I have to!
Nico used Justice Lord Superman's heat vision to destroy Stardust Dragon.
Yusei: (tries to contact me): J.D., it's Nico! He's-
Nico: No! (uses Soundwave's powers to disable Yusei's communicator)
Yusei: My communicator. How did you-?
Nico: Soundwave may be on our side but I still have his abilities from his first death.
Yusei: Nico, please! Don't do anything that you'll regret!
Nico: (sadly) I already have, Yusei. (flies off)
Yusei: That Fear Gas really destroyed him.
We had Rotwood and his posse tied to some poles and the entire city was there and they were armed with pitchforks and torches and they had a bunch of protest signs with a lot of hateful phrases on them directed at them.
Me: You guys have tormented us all for the last time!
Xaldin: Yeah!
Rotwood: (to Xaldin) You should be impressed, Xaldin. After all, you were the one who tried to hurt Belle and the Beast through their relationship with each other.
Xaldin: But at least I never tried to trick Beast into killing Belle!
Larxene: I'm starting to see why my Somebody quit Organization XIII.
Squidward: (to Lily) Still think I'm stupid, Lily? Because I doubt a stupid person would be able to pull off what we've accomplished!
Maria: You're not even stupid anymore, Squidward. You and your pals are fucking sociopaths now!
Me: More like a bunch of Nihilistic Sadomasochists and we found the nuke and disarmed it!
Frown: (laughs) You all merely allowed us to find our true selves. Just like we've helped Chan find HIS true self.
William: What does that mean?
Morton: (smirks) When you all witnessed firsthand the Joker kill people, it pushed you to become thugs who either violently pummel or kill villains in your way. But Chan was optimistic. He was the one who always helped you guys stay true to yourselves and kept you all together. Now that he's nearly killed the one he loves, what do you think he'll become now?
Aerrow: It won't work, Morton! Yeah, Nico will be upset about this for a while. But he won't break! He'll still be that same hero that we've always known him to be.
Zick: Aerrow's right! There are just some things even you guys can't corrupt!
Nico then appeared and he was coming up to us.
Me: Nico you need to stand down!
Nico: Get away from them!
Vypra: Nico, please. We're handling this.
Greiger: Vypra, maybe we should do what he says. I know the look in his eyes all too well.
The rest of us and the Masters of Evil allowed Nico to pass as he walked up to Rotwood and grabbed him by the collar.
Nico: YOU DRUGGED ME! NEARLY MADE ME... (cries) May, I'm so sorry.
Rotwood: (smirks) First, you kill Ken Ichijouji the first time. And now, you nearly killed your own girlfriend. You really have a habit of hurting the people around you.
Dark Spicer: (Nico is about to punch Rotwood) Nico, don't!
But then, Nico dropped Rotwood to the ground.
Squidward: (Rotwood gets back up) That's why we like you, Chan. (gestures to the Neptune Crusaders) You're much more gullible then certain morons that I know.
Irma: Hey! We resent that!
Maria: Shut your fucking trap!
Frown: (ignores Irma) You think you can have a family? That locking us up will magically reform us. And then they'll be safe.
Morton: (laughs) So big. Yet so dumb. Now, how about you and your buddies run along now? We've got a lot of planning to top this scheme!
Nico: I don't care! I will kill these monsters and then I will take over the entire government and eliminate all evil by enforcing my will on this world!
Me: Are you out of your fucking mind Nico!?
Vypra: Nico, it's not worth it becoming a monster over what Rotwood's done.
Nico: Oh, please! We all know that the four of them are going to die anyway!
Eddy: Hey, man! Killing those jerks is one thing. But becoming a dictator is probably crossing a line.
Dark Spicer: Nico, please let Vypra kill Rotwood and his goons through the Curse of the Cobra. Don't lose sight of who you are!
Me: Dark Spicer is right man. If you do this, it will show that Justice Lord Superman was right and we'll be just as bad as they are.
Myotismon: Agreed!
Nico then realized that we were right and then he broke down crying hard.
I went over and hugged him and comforted him.
Me: It's all right man. It's all right.
Nico: (sobs) It's funny. I'm usually focused on keeping you guys in check. But I didn't even consider the fact that I might go rogue myself.
Me: I know man. We have 2 minutes left. Want to watch?
Nico: (Sniffles) Okay.
We looked at my device and saw that there were 10 seconds left.
Me: Michael, get ready.
Michael Morbius: Right!
Me: 3...2...1...0.
The cobras on their backs appeared and they saw them and they bit their necks and they screamed in excruciating pain as their bodies completely disintegrated into dust in an instant.
Me: Enjoy the fire of hell you fuckshitting shitsuckers!
Their evil spirits appeared.
Rotwood: You will pay for this!
Frown: You all will die for this!
Morton: We will be back!
Squidward: And we will have our revenge!
Michael Morbius: I don't think so you fuckers! You are never going to be welcome here!
He held up his hand to their faces.
Michael Morbius: HAKAI!
They glowed purple and screamed in excruciating pain as they were being completely obliterated! They were erased from existence for all eternity as if they were never born at all.
Me: Enjoy the darkness of oblivion.
Nico: Squidward Tentacles, Hans Rotwood, Brad Morton and Master Frown, all 4 of you have failed this universe.
Me: Now we have seen the last of the Coalition of the Cobra.
Part 5: Burger Hype
Later at Lynn's Table we were having a lunch over there. But because of Rotwood and his group, nobody came because they were too scared of Nico.
It was a long day. Inside, it is dirty and covered in cobwebs. Lori is seen covered in dust and cobwebs. She blows the dust off herself. Lincoln dusts off a cobweb off a table with a feather duster. A spider comes down and makes a new web. Lincoln dusts it off again, but the spider comes back and makes another one. Lynn Sr. is seen covered in dust against the wall. He sneezes the dust off.
Me: Bless you Mr. Lynn.
Nico: Geez. No one is coming.
Laney: Yeah.
Lynn Sr.: [sighs] 36 days without a customer.
Lana: Wow.
Lynn Sr: It's like the restaurant has become a ghost town.
Nico: (sadly) Maybe it's because people scared of me because of what I almost did. And who can blame them?
Me: I know but it was because of Rotwood and his group. Vince called the President and told him what went down and everyone now is showing sympathies for you.
Nico: Good.
Dave: [slowly crawls towards Lynn's Table] So... hungry...
Lincoln: Ah! Dad, a customer!
Lynn Sr.: Ah! [Lynn Sr. squeals in delight, revealing a spider web growing in his mouth. A spider crawls all over it]
Me: Yuck.
Dave: No food... 3 days...
Lynn Sr.: Hold on, my bucko! Food's on the way! [He is about to call into the kitchen, but then has a second thought] Uhh... You got money, right?
Dave: Yeah...
Lynn: Lincoln! Bring this guy some grub before he keels over!
Lincoln: [offers him food] Here you go, sir.
Dave: Oh. Po-boys, huh?
Lynn Sr.: Finest in the city Gotham Royal York.
Dave: Yeah, yeah, sure. But where's the pizzazz?
Lynn Sr.: Huh?
Me: Pizzazz? What are you talking about? The whole city went through hell because of...
Dave: I know J.D. I know. And I'm sorry you went through this Nico.
Nico: I appreciate that.
Dave: Look at this place. [the inside of the Lynn's Table is all old and worn out] I mean, what is the theme here? Creole? It's boring! (To Nico) But give May my regards Nico. [He turns and crawls away] Food! Water! Atmosphere!
Me: We need to fix this place up.
Laney: This place has really gone downhill fast.
Lincoln: Yeah. [he looks out the door as Fred and Tom see each other on the street]
Fred: Hey, Tom!
Tom: Fred! Hey, you wanna eat at Lynn's Table?
Fred: Nah, let's go to the Sushi Shack. They've got a talking dog!
Tom: [runs off with Fred] Great!
Me: That talking dog at the Sushi Shack is a really huge success.
Lynn Sr.: [Gasps] Hungry people walking! I need to think up a gimmick like that to bring people back in here!
Vince: We'll think of something Mr. Lynn.
Lily: [peeks over Lynn Sr.'s head] I have an idea!
Lynn Sr.: Wait! I've got an idea!
Me: Lets hear it.
[Cut to outside Lynn's Table, where a marching band plays, and a crowd gathers around Lynn Sr.]
Lynn Sr.: And so ladies and gentlemen, be sure to buy plenty of food as I bury myself alive! [Everyone cheers and confetti shoots up from the ground as Lynn Sr. wields a shovel. He digs a hole, and then hops into it] Enjoy. [scene cuts. Then, he pats the dirt in around him, leaving himself underground with no trace of him. Fred runs up to on top of where Lynn Sr. was buried]
Fred: Hey, everyone, listen! [the music stops] The talking dog at the Sushi Shack is singing! Come on!
[He motions for everyone to follow, and they do, leaving Lynn Sr. and us alone, under the ground.]
Me: (Sighs) I'll get him out.
[Cut to the inside of Lynn's Table, where it has been cleaned out]
Lily: Daddy, I have an idea!
Lynn Sr.: What am I going to do? If I don't find an idea, I'll go out of business!
Me: Lily has an idea Mr. Lynn.
Lynn Sr.: Why can't someone give me an idea?
Varie: Mr. Lynn can you listen to Lily?
Lynn Sr.: [looks above] Great Lord in Heaven, I need an idea!
[A divine light hits Lynn Sr., and Lily comes down, playing the harp and dressed like an angel with her wings spread]
Lily: [sings] Daddy, I have an idea!
Me: Wow.
Lynn Sr.: What is it sweety?
Lily: OK. Daddy, Prepare yourself. Don't bother sitting down, because you'll just stand up when you see this! [makes a Pretty burger] Ta-da! [Shows Lynn Sr. a green Pretty Burger]
Lynn Sr. SWEET UNCLE JOSEPH! That burger's spoiled!
[He knocks it off of the plate and onto the ground, where he burns it with a flamethrower. Once the fire is gone, Lily appears in a fire-retardant suit]
Lily: [laughs] Daddy, it's not tainted meat. It's painted meat. [Fire once again overcomes her, and she emerges in regular clothing, with an artist's pallet in hand. On the palette is 7 Burgers that were in different colors] Pretty Burgers! Available in 7 designer colors.
Me: Ooh those are beautiful Lily.
Lana: And in all 7 colors of the rainbow.
Nico: Pretty Burgers? (smiles) You know what? I think that might brighten my day after what Rotwood almost made me do.
Me: Lets all try one.
Vexen: Lily, if you don't mind, I'd like to take a Pretty Burger back to our hideout so I can analyze it for side effects.
Lily: Sure.
Dark Spicer: Ok. We just need to use one of our Dark Orbs to remove the side effects and the burger will be safe to eat. I mean, what's the worst that can happen?
Vexen took a Pretty Burger back to the Masters of Evil headquarters for analysis.
Harold then came and Clyde was with him.
Me: Hey Mr. McBride.
Lincoln: Hey Clyde.
Harold: Hey guys. How has Nico been doing? He is really shaken up.
Me: He blames himself for what happened. But Lily has a great idea.
Lily: Yep Mr. McBride, we sell Pretty Burgers! [holds out a green Pretty Burger]
Harold: That thing's green! [starts laughing hysterically] Green! [laughs some more]
Me: But there's other colors besides Green.
She showed him.
Harold: [Stops laughing] Hey, is that one purple? Purple is my favorite color! [He tries it] This isn't half bad! Hey, world! "Pretty Burgers" is the best idea ever! [All of us are elated]
[Cut to Nanette in her office at the restaurant where Carly and Jack had their first date. She was eating popcorn and watching a movie, crying. A spider dangling from its web was crying as well]
Nanette had tears streaming down her face and more as she was eating popcorn.
Rick's Wife: [On TV] Oh, Rick, how could you? Together we were one.
Rick: [On TV] That was before. But now, I'm splitting us up.
Poor Rick and his wife.
[Onscreen, a man and a woman were acting in a soap opera and he took off his ring and gave it to her. All of a sudden, it turns to a Gotham Royal York News emergency broadcast. Johnny talks at a desk. Behind him is a Burger screen showing a crowd of Gotham Royal York Citizens cheering]
Johnny: We interrupt this program to bring you a special news announcement! This wild crowd behind me is screaming for Gotham Royal York's latest culinary sensation. Let's take a listen.
All: [Chanting] Pretty Burgers! Pretty Burgers!
Nanette: Pretty Burgers? That's a new one. [The spider comes down and steals her popcorn]
Johnny: It's easy to see Pretty Burgers are popular, but what is it about them that drives Gotham Royal York feeders wild?
Millie, Sadie [has hair], and Evelyn: They match our purses! [show their purses]
Their purses were purple, red and orange.
Scottish Man: [with Scottish accent, kilt, and bagpipes] They remind me of home. [holds up a plaid Pretty Burger]
Larry: [runs up] Pretty Burgers rule! [flexes his muscles]
Johnny: Ms. Lily Loud, how do you explain all this success?
Lily: It was just an idea that came to me.
Nanette: How in the world did Lily think this up? Very genius and successful.
Johnny: [the TV background has money falling] And how can you not make money with such a brilliant idea?
Lily: [laughs] At first we didn't know what to do with all the money for dad's restaurant. We tried burying it, shredding it, and burning it. But in the end, we decided just to give it all away and keep some for our vault.
[Lynn is at another stand that now has a bamboo "$" and says "FREE MONEY." She hands a filled paper sack to Nathiel]
Lynn: Come again, sir!
Nathiel: Thanks Lynn. I'm getting back in line! [runs off]
Nanette: I don't believe it! [runs out of her chair and across the dining area] I've got to see this for myself! [runs out the door and into Sandals]
BONK!
Sandals: Hey Watch it, buddy. I don't care how much you want your Pretty Burger. You're gonna have to wait in line [shows Nanette the very long line] like the rest of us.
Nanette: That is a REALLY long line!
[At Lynn's Table, the "Now Serving" sign flips to 43,294,926]
Lily: Who's #43,294,926?
[An enormous amount of people surround them and they simultaneously declare themselves as #43,294,926. Nanette makes her way to the front of the line]
Nanette: [surprised] I've never seen any restaurant that had 43,294,926 customers.
We saw Nanette.
Me: Nanette?
Nanette: Hey guys. How in the world did you guys get so many customers in one day?
Lily: It was just that popular.
Me: This has to be the biggest record in the history of the world for the most customers at 1 restaurant in 1 day.
Nanette: It sure is.
Nico: No kidding. I'm amazed even myself.
Carly Carmine: Same here.
Misty Tredwell: Yeah.
I tried a Blue Pretty Burger and it was delicious.
Me: Mmm! Delicious!
Nanette: Mind if I help you guys and hold down the fort for you Lily?
Lily: Sure.
Muscle Man: You know who else loves Pretty Burgers? My Mom!
We laughed hysterically!
Nanette had the stand operated by her. Later the next day we were ready for another successful day.
Nanette: We're ready! We're ready! We're ready. [the crowd gathers around her, all looking angry] Welcome to Lynn's Table. May I take your orders?
Franco: [high-pitched voice] We want a refund, Nanette. [crowd yelling in agreement]
Me: Uh oh.
Nanette: [confused and scared as she turns her head three times] Who, huh, What? What's wrong?
Gus: Your dumb Pretty Burgers turned my [shows his purple face] face purple!
Me: It's as purple as a grape!
Luna Loud: Cool dudes.
Scottish Man: [Scottish accent] Look what I got under my kilt! [raises his kilt to reveal a plaid body, and white underwear]
Me: Plaid? Wow.
Laney: I didn't think that was possible.
Clay, John, and Frank: And look at our tongues! [they show us their respective tongues: a yellow tongue, an orange speckled tongue with green spots, and a normal-looking pink tongue]
Me: How come your tongue looks normal?
Nanette: [confused as she refers to Frank's tongue while sweating] Yeah. What's wrong with you?
Frank: [turns off a light to reveal his tongue is glow-in-the-dark, and is pulsing green]
Me: A Glow-In-The-Dark tongue? That is cool!
Frank: It really is cool isn't it? We want our money back. All 43,294,926 of us. [turns the light back on]
Nanette: (nervously) Guys, a little help here?!
Me: But look at my tongue.
I showed that my tongue was neon blue.
Nanette: Your tongue is neon blue.
Lori: That's not all. Look at our tongues.
The Loud Kids and Nico showed their tongues.
Nico's was neon apple green.
Lori's was sky blue.
Leni's was sea-foam green.
Luna's was purple.
Luan's was yellow.
Lynn's was strawberry red.
Lincoln & Linka's were orange.
Liberty's was golden yellow.
Lyra's was Wolf Grey.
Lee's was Ocean Blue.
Lucy's was pitch black.
Laney's was brown.
Lana's was periwinkle blue.
Lola's was neon pink.
Lisa's was green.
And Lily's was lavender purple.
Lori: (Laughs) Our tongues are literally our favorite colors.
Me: That is pretty funny.
We showed our tongues and they were various colors.
Vexen: And it will only last for 24 hours. We ran some tests and they show that the Pretty Burgers are colored with food coloring chemicals and it's not permanent. It's like what happens when you lick suckers and your tongue changes color. It'll only last for 24 hours.
Me: That's a relief.
Nico: It's funny though.
Harold: I guess no harm done.
Everyone agreed.
We laughed and everyone had normal food and had Pretty Burgers the next day. Lily had to go to work at the Krusty Krab and she told everyone what happened and they were shocked. But they got a good laugh out of what happened with her and the Pretty Burgers and how it was a sense of Deja Vu with her and SpongeBob.
Lily: (To the Viewers) Be careful with food and it's good to have fun with food. But have fun with food and have a good cooking recipe.
THE END
Another Awesome fanfiction done and now we never have to see the evils of Rotwood and his group ever again.
This was a five part chapter and it was awesome! NicoChan11 and JediAvatarOfShinobi gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is where we face the Smelly Socktopus of Captain Underpants and we haven't done this in a while. Now it's gonna be funny as we burn that stinky sock freak into ash.
See you all tomorrow.
