We were over in Tennessee to see the treehouse of the Sector N Kids Next Door. We were told that Mandy knows this treehouse and we decided to check it out.

Me: So you went to this treehouse before Mandy?

Mandy: Yep. But you're gonna be surprised when you see it.

Me: Okay.

We arrived at the Sector N Treehouse and we were shocked to see that the treehouse looked so much like Mandy's Head.


They first appeared in Operation: M.A.C.A.R.R.O.N.I. where Sector V had traded the Toiletnator with adult-captured Numbuh 13. None of the members of this Sector seem to like Numbuh 13. When Sector V had a transmission to Sector N, they were happy as ever without Numbuh 13, who supposedly has bad luck. It's also interesting to note that this sector seemed to want to go to any length to make it so that Numbuh 13 wouldn't be returned to them, even faking emergencies to prevent it.

The different operatives were seen seated at the Kids Next Door Super Convention Center in Operation: I.T. before and after the game of tag was played.

In Operation: Z.E.R.O., they appeared at the end with all of Kids Next Door operatives.

This sector also attended the 2x4 Technology Convention (Operation: S.C.I.E.N.C.E.), but their project was not shown in the episode. Numbuh 13 can be assumed to not have attended, but left behind for safety reasons.

Sector N is also seen in Operation: M.O.O.N. where they helped stage the fake moon landing on Kids Next Door Fake Moon Set.

In The Grim Adventures of the KND, the Sector N treehouse was attacked by the Delightful Reaper and at least Numbuh 14 was merged into the being.

The last time Sector N is seen is in Operation: I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S. where they participated in the scavenging hunt. Numbuh 13 stole a box of cookies from Laura Limpin, prompting her to transform into The Big Badolescent.


Me: Why does the treehouse look so much like your head Mandy?

Mandy: (Nervous laughter) I had a nasty powertrip when we met the Kids Next Door.

Me: Wow. But it looks really cool this way.

It was really cool and we met Sector V's friends from Nashville, Numbuh's 13 thru 16 and they were really nice and awesome members of the Kids Next Door and more. Thanks to forming the TLPS-KND Federation we no longer have to Decommission members of the Kids Next Door and we have them form into the next step: Working for us.

Later we went back home.


At the estate, we were watching TV and I was reading a book.

Then the doorbell rang.

Lori: I'll get it.

Lori went and got it and she opened the door and saw that it was her cousin Sergeant Eric Loud of the United States Navy Seals. He looks like a male version of Lori. His blond hair was in the same style as hers and it was in a cronmage and he had a sailors outfit on and he had a bunch of medals on him including the Medal of Honor. He also had a bunch of bags with him.

Eric Loud: Hey cousin.

Lori: Cousin Eric!

They hugged!

Eric Loud: It's great to see you too cousin.

Eric came in.

Lori: Guys look who's literally here.

We saw Eric Loud.

Sheila Castille: Eric!

Eric Loud: Hey Sheila!

They hugged for the first time since their vacation.

Landon: Big brother!

Han: Welcome home big bro!

They hugged him.

Eric Loud: Hey guys. It's good to be home.

Lynn Sr.: Welcome home kiddo.

Eric Loud: Hey Uncle Lynn. It's good to be home.

Me: Sergeant Eric Loud. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Eric Loud: Same to you J.D. It's an honor to meet you. Sheila told me so much about you and how you helped her and her friends out.

Me: I don't like to brag.

Nico: Hi. You must be Eric Loud.

Eric Loud: I sure am. Nico Chan it's a pleasure to meet you.

Nico: Same here.

Eric Loud: I heard about what happened to you all because of Rotwood and I am so sorry about what happened.

Nico: It's all right Eric but thank you.

Later we were talking to Eric.

May: How did you and Sheila first meet?

Eric Loud: That is an interesting story. We met when Sheila was touring Pearl Harbor and I took her on an awesome plane flight around the island in a P52 Mustang.

Me: That's one of my dads favorite airplanes, the Flying Tigers are the P52 Mustangs.

Eric Loud: Yep. She had such an awesome time in it.

Sheila: It was awesome and it was so cool!

Laney: That's awesome.

Lana: It sure is.

Leonardo: I remember when me and my brothers first met Sheila.

Eric Loud: What was she like?

Michelangelo: She was a mindless spider monster who tried to eat us.

Raph: (facepalms) Way to be blunt, Mikey!

Me: That was the adventure where we cured her.

Eric Loud: I remember she told me about that. That is amazing.

Me: It sure is. We also gave her the ability to change at will.

Eric Loud: Wow.

Donatello: Has Sheila shown you her Shredlegs form at all?

Eric Loud: She sure did. I didn't mind that she had to be naked when she changed.

Me: Shredlegs is a Uintahzian Rockspider from the planet Uintahzia. It's located in the Andromeda Galaxy.

Eric Loud: Wow.

Lola: It sure is an amazing planet.

Lily: We've seen many kinds of planets and more.

Eric Loud: That's what I heard.

Eric told us that they had an awesome time in Hawaii. But another big thing that he told us was how he killed the leader of Al Qaeda and how he avenged all of the 3,000 people whose lives were slaughtered in 2001. He is a true war hero in the War On Terror.


Later at the Krusty Krab, us and the Neptune Crusaders and SpongeBob were sweating like pigs and SpongeBob's foot makes a slurping sound as he sucked in all the sweat.

Squilliam: [sweating] If it gets any hotter in here, we're gonna have to put fried calamari on the menu.

Nico: I know. It's really hot.

Lana: I'm not complaining.

Me: It's really hot.

Molly Malloy: It sure is.

Nico: Yeah.

Lana was using her ice powers to cool down.

Lana: I can't believe that it gets this hot down here.

SpongeBob: It's a good thing that new ceiling fan Mr. Krabs installed earlier is still working. [The fan stops]

Lana: Uh oh.

Naruto: It's out.

Mr. Krabs: Were you talking to me, guys?

Nico: I don't know.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs. The f-f...

Mr. Krabs: Good word, boy! Don't sneak up on me like that.

Cleo: He didn't.

SpongeBob: The fan... it...

Mr. Krabs: You're not wearing shoes, lad. You're not going Section 8 on me, are ya?

SpongeBob: I was wearing shoes. They... It's so hot, they melted off.

It shows that his shoes were melted off in a black puddle of crud.

Nico: Ouch.

Mr. Krabs: Melted off?

Laney: The fan stopped working.

Mr. Krabs: Huh?

Lily: I think Mr. Krabs forgot to pay the electric bill again.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, you didn't... forget... to pay the power bill again, did you?

Mr. Krabs: Of course not! Here. Just fan yourself with some of this junk mail I keep finding in me mail box. [gives SpongeBob the "junk mail," which says: Power Bill Final Notice]

Lily: He forgot to pay the Power Bill.

Nico: I got this.

Nico wrote a check for the Power Company for $9,000,000.00

SpongeBob: [fans himself]

Varie: I know. It's really hot.

Mr. Krabs: That reminds me. Where are all the customers?

Squilliam: Probably out enjoying this beautiful day where it was meant to be enjoyed.

Mr. Krabs: Could you be a little more specific?

Squilliam: They're at the beach.

Mr. Krabs: Boys, I forgot to tell ya! Close up shop. We're going to the beach today!

They cheered.

Squilliam: Hallelujah!

[SpongeBob rips off his square pants revealing a blue swimsuit, innertube, waterwings and snorkel. The scene cuts to Goo Lagoon]

Mr. Krabs: Ahoy there!

Nat: Whoa!

Nico: Ahoy there good sir.

Mr. Krabs: My name is Eugene Krabs and I would like to know if I could interest either one of you in a fresh, delicious...

SpongeBob: [picks up a Krabby Patty with his spatula]

Mr. Krabs: Krabby Patty, fresh off the grill!

Frank: Are they free?

Mr. Krabs: Yes! Today, they're only three dollars! Each.

Frank: Sounds great. But I left my wallet up on the sand.

Squilliam: I told you!

Sandy: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

SpongeBob: What?

Rikki: Whoa!

Sandy: -eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

Frank: [shrugs]

Sandy: -eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haw! I love the beach!

SpongeBob: Oh, that noise was Sandy.

Luna: Hey Sandy.

Sandy: Y'all be careful! Looks like some big waves a-comin'!

Squilliam: Can't wait to start surfing.

Mr. Krabs: Be careful lass.

Sandy: Cowabunga!

Squilliam: What next?

Patrick: [pops up from underwater]

SpongeBob: Aloha, Patrick!

Nico: Hey Patrick.

Patrick: Hey guys.

SpongeBob: How'd you like to be our first customer in over seventeen working days?

Patrick: I'd love to!

Lana: Awesome!

Mr. Krabs: Squilliam, show him the menu.

Squilliam: [holds up the menu]

Patrick: Uh, I can't quite see it from here. I'll just have to climb on board.

SpongeBob: Ha, ha, ha! That's a good one Patrick: on-board! Whoa!

[Patrick is trying to climb onto the surfboard]

Nico: WHOA! WHOA!

Mr. Krabs: Careful! You're gonna capsize us!

Patrick: Almost up! [shaking the board all over the place]

Squilliam: OH NO!

Patrick: [waving arms uncontrollably. This moves the surfboard] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Eeeeeeee!

SpongeBob: Patrick! Look out!

Sandy: [riding a wave] Locals only!

Lily: Everyone is welcome!

Lincoln: Yeah!

Patrick: What'd she say?

Nico: INCOMING!

[all crash]

Mr. Krabs: Aaaaaaaaahhhhh! [hugs his cash register] Aaaaahhhhhh!

SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squilliam: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Neptune Crusaders, Nico, SpongeBob and Patrick: [hug Squilliam] Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Sandy: Wipeouuuuuuuuuuuuuut! [lands on an island]

Mr. Krabs: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! [lands in the middle of the ocean] Wha? Where'd the beach go? These waters are calm. Too calm. [Dark clouds fill the sky] Black sky. [Blood shoots out of the water] Water spouts... of blood. [Three donuts fall from the sky. Krabs takes a bite of one] Jelly donuts falling from the sky. What could this mean? There's only one logical answer. I've landed right in the middle of Dutchman's Triangle. Right above Davy Jones' Locker. In the Devil's Galley. [another donut falls from the sky. The scene cuts to an island. Not the one Sandy landed on, but an island]

Awesome Eddie: Guys, look!

The Neptune Crusaders were on another island.

SpongeBob: [uses seaweed to draw in the sand]

Squilliam: SpongeBob, what are you doing with that seaweed?

SpongeBob: Just dragging it around.

Nico: Man this is cool being on an island.

Lana: Yeah.

Nokama: It's neat though.

Gali: I'll say.

Twitch: Hey there, home-dads.

SpongeBob: Huh?

Twitch: Welcome to our remote island.

Emma: Island?

SpongeBob: Island?

Squilliam: Island?

[Patrick is snoring]

Twitch: That's right, kemo sabe. Island. Although, we sometimes refer to it as an... island.

SpongeBob: We were just at Goo Lagoon selling Krabby Patties when this big wave hit us. Now we're on an island?

Twitch: The ocean works in mysterious ways.

Gali: It sure does.

Lana: Yep.

Lily: Amazing.

Awesome Eddie: And waves.

Twitch: Mysterious waves.

Island wanderers: [fold hands] Om. [except for Silent Stan but he does put his hands together]

Patrick: [folds hands] Om.

Lily: (Folds Hands) Om.

SpongeBob: How did you guys get here?

Gali: That's what we were wondering.

Twitch: Oh, we've been here since we dropped out of junior college. This is Awesome Eddie, Big G...

Chip: Hi.

Twitch: Chip, and Silent Stan.

[Silent Stan makes a "Shocka!" sign since he can't talk]

Twitch: And I'm Twitch.

SpongeBob: Why do they call you Twitch?

Twitch: [twitches] What?

SpongeBob: Never mind.

Lily: I've seen that before.

[The scene cuts to either later that day or a few days later]

SpongeBob: So what did you say this house is made from again?

Twitch: Guano.

Lana: It's bat poop.

Squilliam: Clever

SpongeBob: Well, it's been fun hanging out with you guys, but Mr. Krabs didn't give us the day off. So we gotta get back to Goo Lagoon.

Twitch: Yo, you're miles from the tourist track now, dudes.

Awesome Eddie: Yeah. The only way back is to surf there.

SpongeBob: [scared] O-only way... back... surfing... Bikini Bottom? [screams] Aaaaahhhhhh! [starts running in circles around the fire] I don't know how to surf! [starts crying]

Awesome Eddie: Whoa, chill out, little dude. We can teach you.

SpongeBob: [stops running and crying] Cool!

Lily: My big brother Lincoln is a surfer. He surfed the largest and biggest and rarest wave in the world.

Laney: He sure did.

Nico: Yep.

Twitch: Neat!

[The scene cuts to a scene where Twitch is teaching SpongeBob and Patrick to surf. A narrator speaks]

Narrator: Ah, learning how to surf. To some it comes as easily as eating an ice cream cone on a hot day.

[Twitch gives Squilliam, SpongeBob and Patrick each a surfboard]

Narrator: Others...

[SpongeBob and Patrick take bites out of their surfboards]

Narrator: ... to them, it's like eating an ice cream cone... on a cold day. Sometimes, in surfing, it's the approach that's most important.

SpongeBob and Patrick: [throw their boards into the water]

Narrator: And sometimes, it's the retreat.

[Squilliam, SpongeBob and Patrick's surfboards get hit by a wave and are knocked back to shore. Everyone runs away from the flying surfboards, screaming.. Squilliam, SpongeBob, Patrick and Twitch are sitting on surfboards]

Narrator: Once in a life-time, that perfect wave comes along. Not too big, not too small, and the surfer has to act fast...

Twitch: Go!

Narrator: ... or he stands to miss the ride of his life.

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick! Wanna see something cool?

Patrick: You bet!

SpongeBob: Down here! [goes underwater with Patrick] See? It's a picture of Squilliam!

Patrick: Wow.

Narrator: But all in all, in life, it's not whether we win or lose, but whether we get totally stoked.

SpongeBob and Patrick: [running around while yelling, "Loo, loo, loo!" over and over again.. The scene cuts back to the house made of guano]

Twitch: Well, dudes, I give up.

Awesome Eddie: What?

Twitch: These ho-dads are impossible to teach. [twitches] Especially the one on the end over there. [points to Squilliam, whose head is wet and has seaweed on it. Big G coughs]

Awesome Eddie: What's that?

[Big G coughs again]

Awesome Eddie: Oh, no. There's no way, dude. He'd never do it.

[Big G coughs again]

SpongeBob: What's he saying?

Twitch: He reminded us that there is one dude who could possibly teach you. If you can find him.

Gali: Who?

Varie: Who?

SpongeBob: Who?

Twitch: His name [twitches] is Jack Kahuna Laguna. Or JKL, for short.

Laney: Nice name.

Awesome Eddie and Chip: Amen. [Big G coughs]

Twitch: We say that legend says that JKL was last seen up-river at the Kahmamoku Cove, where every wave is perfect.

Squilliam: Wow.

Lily: This will be interesting.

Patrick: Will there be nachos there? [Squilliam facepalms. The scene cuts to the river that the Neptune Crusaders, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squilliam are about to go into]

SpongeBob: Thanks again for letting us borrow these surfboards, Twitch.

Twitch: [twitches] No problem. And just keep following the river straight up until you hit Kahmamoku Cove. Can't miss it.

Lily: Right.

SpongeBob: How far up stream did you say it was?

Twitch: Well, we don't know cause we've never ever been there.

Awesome Eddie: We're definitely afraid of this river and wouldn't even set foot in it if you paid us.

Twitch: Yeah, interpret that any way you want.

Later at Goo Lagoon, Dark Spicer and the Masters of Evil came. They were asking where we were.

Dark Spicer: What do you mean J.D. and the others are missing!?

Fred: We don't know. They vanished.

Carly Carmine: I hope Jack is all right.

Dark Spicer: Feralhound can find them.

Dark Spicer turned into Feralhound

Feralhound was sniffing out our scent.

Vanitas: Find anything yet?

He was sniffing.

Feralhound: Found them!

They founded Dark Spicer as he ran onto the water and they followed him.

[Later Sandy is shown lying on a beach]

Sandy: Oh, where am I? Where is everybody? I'm stranded. SpongeBob, guys, where are you?!

[As a song plays, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squilliam paddle themselves slowly up-river. Eventually, they come across a waterfall. Patrick takes a picture of it and SpongeBob stares at it, admiringly. Squilliam sits on his surfboard. Then, they go down a waterfall. They scream and land. At the bottom SpongeBob and Patrick laugh while Squilliam sits, enjoying the beauty and scenery of the island.]

I'll make a beeline for the treeline. Getting back to nature always does me good. I'll make a beeline for the treeline, I just can't wait to get back in the woods. And if I need to close my eyes and dream, Of some quite mountain or stream, That's when I make the beeline for the treeline.

Me: It's so beautiful here.

Laney: It sure is.

Nico: Yeah.

Naruto: It's breathtaking here.

Lily: It sure is.

SpongeBob: Could you pull over here? I gotta tie my shoe.

Lily: Okay.

SpongeBob: [walks through a bush and comes across a sign that says, Welcome to Kahmamoku Cove, Home of J.K.L., ESO] Welcome to Kahmamoku Cove! JKL! Guys! Guys! I found the Cove! [giggles]

Me: Cool!

Laney: Lets go see.

Lori: Okay

Squilliam: I bet this guy won't even be here.

Vince: We won't know until we look.

SpongeBob: Oh, don't worry, guys. He'll be here.

Lily: Yeah.

Squilliam: We don't even know what he looks like.

Nico: I bet he's as ugly as Squidward was.

SpongeBob: You've got to stop judging people by the way they look. [close-up on his face. He is very ugly and a Donkey Brays in the background]

Squilliam: [grossed out] You're right.

Patrick: [pointing to a hut] Look!

We saw his hut.

[a really long surfboard begins to emerge from the hut]

SpongeBob: It's him!

Squilliam: [Wow. The surfboard continues to come out. It is revealed to be huge] Oh, my- [faints. A man emerges from the hut]

Me: Wow.

SpongeBob: It's JKL! [Gulps] Hail O great swami of the Gnarly Pounders! We seek audience with thee.

Me: J.K.L. it's an honor.

Patrick: Plus, we wanna talk to you.

SpongeBob: Will you teach us how to surf, O great one, so we may get back home? [JKL says nothing]

Patrick: Uh...

Lily: Can you please teach us how to surf like my brother Lincoln?

Patrick: I kinda like staring at him.

[Jack Kahuna Laguna jumps into the water with his surfboard. Everyone, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squilliam stare at him. Dolphins jump near the back of JKL's surfboard. Lily, SpongeBob and Patrick start to tear up]

SpongeBob: I've never seen anything more beautiful. Have you, Patrick?

Patrick: Not since I saw my first triple-layer cheese cake.

Lily: Amazing!

JKL: That... was your first lesson. [returns to his hut]

Squilliam: It was so magical.

JKL: [magically returns to the water. we then see him playing his drums] Just keep breathing.

Lily: Okay.

[The scene cuts to Mr. Krabs sitting on half a surfboard in the middle of the ocean. He has put a piece of seaweed on the top of his cash register. He has also grown a gray beard] [makes gibberish noises]

Mr. Krabs: [pulls a shell out of the water] Look, Cashy! [breaks the shell in half and connects them to the sides of the seaweed] Earrings! Well, Cashy, I guess the Devil's Galley isn't so bad. As long as that Flying Dutchman doesn't appear and stick us in Davy Jones' Locker! But that won't happen, will it Cashy? [Cashy's drawer shoots out and hits the Flying Dutchman in the head who's flying by]

Flying Dutchman: Ow!

Mr. Krabs: Arrrgh! It's the Flying Dutchman!

Flying Dutchman: [drops his groceries] Aaahhh! It's some guy I've never seen before! Argh! Who be disturbing the Flying Dutchman's walk home from the convenience store? You even spilled me milk!

Mr. Krabs: I thought you were trapped in the Ghost Zone?

Flying Dutchmen: I got out.

Mr. Krabs: Well, there ain't no use crying over it. [Lightning bolts shoot everywhere] Yah! Don't worry, Cashy! I'll protect ye!

[The scene cuts to the island where SpongeBob and his friends are. They are sitting around a fire]

SpongeBob: Isn't Jack Kahuna Laguna the most totally awesome surf guru you've ever met, guys?

Laney: He is awesome!

Lincoln: He sure is.

[JKL walks by the fire and sits down with his drums]

Squilliam: Wow.

SpongeBob: Quiet, Squilliam! I think we're about to receive another lesson.

JKL: [plays his drums. Eventually, he stops, lifts his hands to the air, then plays the drums again] Just... keep breathing. [returns to his hut]

Me: Okay.

Squilliam: His surf lessons are amazing.

Dawn (Total Drama): And his aura is amazing.

Laney: It sure is.

Bridgette: Yep.

SpongeBob: Would it make you feel better if I went and talked to him?

Nico: Go for it.

Later SpongeBob came out.

Laney: Did you talk to him?

SpongeBob: Yup.

Squilliam: And?

SpongeBob: He said we just have to stare into this fire all night, and the secrets will be revealed.

Me: I understand.

Vypra: Hey guys!

We saw Vypra and everyone.

Me: Vypra, everyone.

Vypra: There you are! Do you know how long we were looking for you guys?!

Me: We got stranded out here and we're gonna try to surf back to Goo Lagoon.

Hydro Man: Your worries are over. We'll just teleport you guys and us out of here.

Me: No guys. We're gonna surf the entire way back. This'll be a really cool experience for us.

Lincoln: That's right. I surfed Humungadunga and I want all of us to surf back.

Laney: Yeah.

Lily: It's gonna be awesome.

[The scene cuts to Sandy's island]

Sandy: Well, Sandy, using only your bare hands and the resources found on this deserted island, you have not only survived, but thrived. You've built a five star hotel, a steam-powered generator, a car that runs on coconut milk, and even a espresso bar. I almost don't wanna leave. But I miss Bikini Bottom. Now I can find SpongeBob and the gang and fly us right back. [climbs into and activates her helicopter] Acorn 1 to Tower. Request clearance.

Dennis: Roger, Acorn 1. You are clear for take-off.

[Sandy flies away. The scene cuts to Mr. Krabs, the Flying Dutchman, and Cashy]

Mr. Krabs: Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman! I didn't mean to spill your groceries!

Flying Dutchman: Well, normally, I wouldn't mind, but I'm a little low on cash this month, and I have no way to pay for more. Unless you have some money I can borrow.

Mr. Krabs: No, I... [Dutchman grabs Cashy] Cashy! Please! Cashy is the closest thing to a friend I've ever had!

[The scene cuts to one of the islands. A wave washes up on Squilliam]

Squilliam: Oh, oh. Please tell me you all didn't stare into that fire all night.

Me: We did.

Nico: Wow.

Lily: It's breathtaking.

SpongeBob and Patrick: [tired from staring all night] Okay...

Squilliam: That's all right.

[SpongeBob and Patrick are knocked out]

Laney: Wow.

[Suddenly A storm of lightning starts. JKL runs away]

SpongeBob: Where's he going?! Come on! [chases after JKL. Everyone follows SpongeBob. Everyone, the Masters of Evil, SpongeBob and Patrick are running, but Squilliam is walking. SpongeBob and Patrick climb up a cliff]

SpongeBob: [gets shocked by lightning] [screams] Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Patrick: Look! He's on top of that big... drinking fountain!

Me: Those are ruins. I don't like the looks of this storm guys.

[Squilliam climbs the cliff. SpongeBob and Patrick climb the pyramid. Squilliam follows]

SpongeBob: JKL! Is this the next part of our training?

JKL: [hands in the air. He says this in a strange, echoing voice] Uh...

SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squilliam: [screaming in some way]

JKL: These clouds. They can only mean one thing.

Me: They must be a really bad omen.

Patrick: Increased chance of precipitation? [it starts raining]

JKL: Yes. Every thousand years or so, the planets align in such a way that a perfect wave is formed.

SpongeBob: A perfect wave?

Nico: A perfect wave?

Lincoln: A perfect wave?

JKL: The world's biggest, fastest, longest, gnarliest, most totally awesome, perfect wave. They call it... the Big One.

Me: Wow!

Lincoln: Like Humungadunga.

Laney: This is gonna be awesome.

Patrick: Hey, that's what they used to call me!

JKL: It's probably the only wave big enough for you to ride all the way back to Bikini Bottom. You'll have to catch it, or you'll be stuck here... forever. [Huge lightning bolts flash] The Big One is almost upon us.

Me: Looks like we're in for one helluva challenge guys.

[The scene cuts to Mr. Krabs and the Flying Dutchman fighting over Cashy]

Mr. Krabs: Please! Please, Mr. Dutchman! Let Cashy go! I promise I'll never soil your waters again!

Flying Dutchman: Ya promise?

Mr. Krabs: Oh, yes. I promise on my dear Aunt Sally's false teeth.

Flying Dutchman: [angry] Liar! [Huge lightning bolts flash. Storm clouds hover and waves emerge from the water]

Mr. Krabs: What?

Flying Dutchman: Your Aunt Sally doesn't wear false teeth!

Mr. Krabs: How do you know?

Flying Dutchman: Because I dated her in high school!

Mr. Krabs: [Gasp!] No! [Dutchman takes Cashy]

Flying Dutchman: Whoops! [accidentally throws Cashy]

Sandy: This weather sure is dangerous! I better be careful! [Cashy hits the helicopter's windshield] May Day! May Day! I'm goin' down! Repeat: Down!

Flying Dutchman: And now, just to make sure this never happens again, I'm gonna send you on a little trip down the- [Sandy's helicopter hits him in the head] -Ooh ow, ooh ow! Ooh!

Mr. Krabs: Uh... where is that, exactly? [Dutchman lands on him. They both go underwater]

Sandy: [spinning out of control] May Day!

Mr. Krabs: [pops up from underwater] Oh, all alone again. [Cashy pops up from the water] Cashy!

Flying Dutchman: [lands at the bottom of the ocean. A sock lands on his face] Oh, what the... a tube sock? But that means...

Standing in front of him was legendary lead singer of The Monkees, Davy Jones himself!

Davy Jones: Yeah, that's right, baby! Welcome... to my locker! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! For a day-dream believer and a homecoming queen! [throws a sock at the Flying Dutchman. That same song plays. The scene cuts to Kahmamoku Cove]

JKL: Get ready, dudes. It's coming.

Me: I see it.

Squilliam: I am very sorry about what Squiddy tried to do, Nico.

Nico: It's fine, Squilliam. I'm just sorry that we had to resort to Hakaiing him out of existence.

Squilliam: I know but I can tell that he had it coming.

Me: This is gonna be awesome dudes.

SpongeBob: JKL, thanks for teaching us how to surf.

Me: Yeah.

JKL: Little dudes, I didn't teach you anything you didn't already know.

Me: I know. But you are an amazing teacher.

Squilliam: Here it comes!

SpongeBob: Well, JKL, I guess this is good-bye.

Me: We'll miss you.

JKL: Wait. There's something I forgot to tell you. In return for its awesomeness, the Big One always demands a sacrifice. And one of you... will not return.

We gasped.

Nico: Oh man.

Vypra: Hefty price.

[We all surf toward the Big One]

SpongeBob: Keep paddling, Patrick!

Patrick: This wind feels like broken glass mixed with razor blades!

Me: Here it comes guys!

SpongeBob: It's... the Big One!

It was a massive wave as tall as a 100 story skyscraper!

Me: WHOA!

Big One: Ha ha ha ha ha! [grabs Patrick's surfboard]

Patrick: No!

Big One: [puts salt on the surfboard and takes a bite of it] Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggg!

Patrick: Hey, I was gonna eat that!

SpongeBob: Patrick, grab on!

Big One: [stares at Squlliam]

Squilliam: [panics] Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [jumps on SpongeBob and Patrick's surfboard]

SpongeBob: Hang on, Squilliam! This is it!

Patrick: Time for those lessons to pay off!

Squidward: Look! That's Mr. Krabs down there!

Me: I see him.

Carly: We got to save him!

Mr. Krabs: You like it when I comb your hair, don't ya, Cashy?

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! Hop on or you'll be stuck here forever!

Mr. Krabs: Who said that?

Me: We did!

Mr. Krabs: Oh hey guys! [gets buried by the Big One]

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! I never even got a chance to tell him that I...

JKL: [on his huge surfboard] Looking for this?

SpongeBob: JKL! And Mr. Krabs!

Me: Thank goodness!

Misty Tredwell: Yeah!

Mr. Krabs: And Cashy! [jumps on the other surfboard. Then, he drops Cashy] Cashy!

[JKL dives off his surfboard]

SpongeBob: JKL!

Lincoln: NO!

[Cashy lands in the Big One's mouth. JKL follows]

SpongeBob: No!

JKL: Little dude... I was born to do this. [winks, waves good-bye, and is swallowed]

Big One: [burps]

Me: He's a true hero.

Squilliam: I guess the Big One prefers a high-protein meal.

Patrick: Now what are we gonna do?

SpongeBob: [plays JKL's drums. The storm clouds clear away and reveals a picture of JKL's face.

Me: Thank you JKL. Thank you. (Tear slides down my face)

Vypra: He's a true hero.

Laney: Yeah.

Maria: This is so much fun!

Horsea: Yeah!

Lincoln: It's so awesome!

Laney: Yeah! Woo-hoo!

Lana: I love surfing!

Lily: WEEEEE!

Lori: Bobby is literally not gonna believe this!

Leni: It's totes fun!

Luna: ROCKIN DUDES!

Luan: It surfs to conga! (Laughs) Get it?

Me: Love the jokes Luan.

The scene cuts to Goo Lagoon, where Nat and Shubie are lying on beach towels]

Nat: You hear a noise?

[Sandy crashes down in her helicopter]

Lifeguard: Everybody, look! A You-foe! [meaning UFO]

Jimmy-Gus: A spaceman!

Harold\Bill: [holding a pitchfork] Don't make any funny moves, spaceman! You're not conquering our world without a fight!

Sandy: [slaps the pitchfork] I'm not a spaceman, you dunder-head! It's me, Sandy! SpongeBob's girlfriend.

Beach goers: [act bored]

Sandy: Shucks. Now I'll never find SpongeBob and Patrick.

Gus: Who?

Sandy: My friends. They went surfing and never returned.

Gus: Is one of them, like, a little square dude with big teeth?

Nat: And a pink starfish and one the famous Squilliam?

Harold: And a bunch of them Team Loud Phoenix Storm and the Neptune Crusaders?

Sandy: You some kinda mind-reader?

Gus: No. [points at SpongeBob, Patrick, Squilliam, and Mr. Krabs]

People: Welcome home! [cheering]

Me: WOW!

Vypra: Wow. What a party.

SpongeBob: Hey, Twitch!

Twitch: [twitches] Grab a guitar, dude! Let's party!

Me: Yeah!

Big G: [coughs. Then, music starts]

Patrick: I love this song!

Mindy: Me too! Thank goodness you're all right Patrick.

Patrick: Aww.

Mr. Krabs: [laughs]

Mrs. Puff: I'm glad you're safe honey bunch.

Mr. Krabs: Thanks my little shrimp boat.

Squilliam: Look!

[JKL surfs in on a giant wave]

SpongeBob: JKL!

Me: He's alive!

Nico: Thank goodness.

JKL: Just keep breathing. [holds up Cashy]

Mr. Krabs: Cashy!

Maria: Did you enjoy the surfing, Horsea?

Horsea: I loved it!

May: It was so much fun.

SpongeBob: Turn it up, Chip! [Chip plays his saxophone harder.]

Me: This is so much fun!

Davy Jones: That's right!

Me: (Gasp) No way! Davy Jones, the Lead Singer of the Monkees!

Nico: AWESOME!

Luna: ROCKIN! I love all your songs dude!

Davy Jones: It's an honor to meet you mates.

Me: You are one of my favorite singers and it's an awesome honor to meet you.

Davy Jones: Same to you J.D. I love all your adventures baby!

Laney: We don't like to brag.

Me: Lets dance!

We had an awesome and fun time on the beaches of Goo Lagoon.

We later went back home and it was the most awesome time we have ever had.

THE END


Another awesome SpongeBob Episode done!

SpongeBob Squarepants VS The Big One is one of my all time favorite episodes from SpongeBob and it was awesome! It aired on April 17th, 2009 and it was one of the most highly acclaimed episodes ever known to the viewers. And it's one of the best ever! Johnny Depp did a great job voicing J.K.L. in the episode and it was awesome that such a high-paying star could do it. Also it was really funny seeing famous British lead singer of The Monkees, the late Davy Jones on it and it was awesome! This chapter was made as a tribute to him. Davy Jones was an awesome singer and he was really funny!

R.I.P. Davy Jones, December 30, 1945 - February 29, 2012

NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. It was one of the best chapters we've done. Next up is the second enemy of My Life As A Teenage Robot - The Armageddroid and we're gonna destroy that mondo robot and we're gonna have a surprise happen between Jack Atlas and Carly as well as send that giant robot to the scrapheap.

See you all tomorrow.