I was in a nearby meadow and I was enjoying the sights and sounds of nature. It was beautiful.
Me: (Inhales) Ahh! What a beautiful day.
I then came across a small stream.
Me: I'll just walk through it.
I walked through the water and then I saw something shining in the water.
Me: Huh?
I picked it up and saw that it looked like a gold nugget.
Me: Is this gold? Wait.
I sniffed it and took a bite out of it and it was really a delicious chicken nugget!
Me: Wow! That is delicious! Wait a second. I didn't know chicken nuggets could be found in streams like this.
I saw another nugget and then an old west style prospector kid came. It was Chicken Pete.
Chicken Pete: YEE! (Takes a bite of one of the nuggets) HAW! That there is 100% Gen-u-ine Chicken! The guy has found the Chicken Nugget Motherlode!
But then a rumbling was felt and then hundreds of kids came from over the hills and set up their camps and a huge 1849 Gold Rush style prospecting operation began!
Me: Whoa! This looks like a true gold rush from the 1800s.
Chicken Pete: (Laughs) That it does. But it looks like we got ourselves a chicken rush on our hands here partner. You just discovered a big old deposit of chicken nuggets. Biggest dern one I ever did see I don't mind telling ya. And if'n you don't believe me then my name ain't Chicken Pete! (Finishes the nugget) Now if'n you'll excuse me I got a fortune to find before it's too late. They don't call it fast food for nothing! WA-HOO! (Leaves)
Me: Wow! Who would've thought I would discover that Chicken Nuggets can be worth their weight in gold? I think I'll join in the fun myself.
I then pulled out a prospector grate and scooped up some dirt from the stream and it and it was full of Chicken Nuggets. Some of the chicken nuggets were as big as soccer balls and I got a lot of them and more. They were perfect for Nico's wedding in a few hours.
I got wheelbarrows full of chicken nuggets by the truckload and more. They were perfect.
Me: Perfect. What a haul.
I looked at my watch and saw that there was only 5 hours left till the wedding.
Me: Better get over to Hawaii with my haul.
I put the nuggets in a scroll and teleported to Hawaii.
On the beaches of Hawaii we were getting ready for the awesome wedding of Nico Chan and May. It was the day that everyone has been waiting for and it was gonna be so awesome! I was dressed in a beautiful Hawaiian style collared shirt and black khaki's with red sandals. We were all dressed in Hawaiian Style clothes and it was gonna be a beautiful wedding. The Masters of Evil were there to attend the wedding as well.
On the altar, Nico was dressed in a blue Hawaiian Style Shirt with blue khakis and blue sandals.
Nico: I'm really nervous here man.
Me: Don't be dude. You have me to support you and you did make me your man of the hour.
Nico: True. Besides this is the first ever wedding we've had in Hawaii.
Me: I know. It's gonna be awesome.
Power Girl: I can't believe that today's the day.
Me: I know.
Myotismon: I'm so happy for Nico and May.
Loki (Power Rangers): Me too.
Lincoln: You ready for this, buddy?
Nico: I sure am Lincoln.
Shockwave: Do we have someone to marry Nico and May?
Me: We sure do. Lady Tsunade agreed to do this. She makes a great minister.
The organ played the Wedding March and Lola and Lila Loud and Mushi Sanban were the flower girls and they were spreading flowers along the isle and we saw May came down the isle and Max was escorting her. She was dressed in an amazingly beautiful red wedding dress with lots of beautiful flowers and she was really beautiful.
Nico: Wow. May is so beautiful.
Me: She is like an angel from heaven.
May's mother and father and Nico's mother and father and sisters and brother were so proud.
Lady Tsunade came out.
Lady Tsunade: Good afternoon everyone. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the sight of God to join this man, and this woman in holy matrimony. Not to be entered into lightly, holy matrimony should be entered into solemnly and with reverence and honor. Into this holy agreement these two persons come together to be joined. If any person here can show cause why these two people should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace.
No objections were made.
Lady Tsunade: Marriage is a sacred union between husband and wife and shall remain unbroken. It is the basis of a stable and loving relationship and is a joining of two hearts, bodies and souls. The husband and wife are there to support one another and provide love and care in times of joy and times of adversity. We are all here today to witness the joining in wedded bliss of Bokrua "Nicolas" Chan and May Maxwell. This joyous day celebrates the commitment and love with which (Groom's Name) and (Bride's Name) start their lives together. Through God, you are joined together in the most holy of bonds. Who gives this woman in holy matrimony to this man?
Caroline and Norman: We do.
Lady Tsunade: Do you, Nico Chan take May Maxwell to be your lawfully wedded wife and live together forever in the estate of holy matrimony? Do you love, comfort, honor and keep her, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse for as long as you both shall live?
Nico: I do.
Lady Tsunade: Do you, May Maxwell take Nico Chan to be your lawfully wedded wife and live together forever in the estate of holy matrimony? Do you love, comfort, honor and keep her, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse for as long as you both shall live?
May: I do.
Now came the Ring Exchange.
Lady Tsunade: The wedding ring is an unbroken symbol of the everlasting love and commitment between man and wife. (Hands ring to groom.) Repeat after me: With this ring, I thee wed.
Nico: With this ring, I thee wed. (Nico places ring on May's finger.)
May: With this ring, I thee wed. (May places ring on Nico's finger.)
Lady Tsunade: What God has joined together, let no man put asunder. With the power vested in me by God and the state of Michigan and Hawaii, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
They kissed and it was beautiful. We cheered wildly for them. Nico's and May's parents were having tears of joy stream down their faces and they were so happy.
Later we had an awesome reception and it was an awesome feast and more. The cake was beautiful.
Wheeljack: I'm really happy for you two!
Me: I am too man.
Nico: Thanks guys. This was the best day ever for me.
Me: I'm happy for you buddy.
Lincoln: How does it feel to be married?
Nico: Amazing Lincoln. You all made me so happy.
Naruto: Aw think nothing of it man.
Myotismon: I'm so proud of you Nico. You are not only a very formidable adversary but now you are a great married man.
Loki: I agree. May and you are made for each other.
Nico: Thanks Loki.
Vypra: I agree with Loki. Congratulations to you and May, Nico. We are so happy for you.
Nico: Thanks Vypra.
Me: The next wedding is for Jack Atlas and Carly and we're gonna have that one in Colorado. It's gonna be awesome seeing them wed in my old neck of the woods.
Vypra: Looking forward to it.
We had an awesome reception with lots of food and more. The kids were very happy to have Chicken Nuggets.
Lola: So J.D. found all these chicken nuggets?
Lincoln: He sure did. He found them in a stream and it turned into an 1849 style gold rush.
Laney: That's amazing. I didn't know fast food was worth its weight in gold.
Lana: That's amazing.
Lucy Loud: It would be cool if Hamburgers came from mines.
Lily: That would be something.
Mushi Sanban: I'm amazed that J.D. found these Chicken Nuggets. Numbuh 4 said that he found a bunch of Chicken Nuggets like that too.
Numbuh 3: It's true guys.
Lucy Loud: Wow.
I came up to them.
Me: Hey guys. Liking those chicken nuggets I found?
Lily: Some of the best ever.
Lola: It's amazing that there was a stream full of them on the outskirts of the city.
Me: It sure was amazing. It quickly escalated into an 1849 style gold rush in seconds.
Laney: It's amazing.
Lincoln: But these are the best I've ever had.
Me: Well have all you want. There's more than enough.
Linka: True.
We had an awesome reception. Nico put some frosting from the cake on May's nose and May shoved Nico's piece of cake into his face and we laughed and it was funny.
BEST WEDDING EVER FOR HIM.
Later we were in the Skyship with the Secret Saturday's. We were on a mission to find the legendary Kraken, a terrifying sea monster that is said to have terrorized the oceans for centuries.
Nico: This is gonna be awesome!
Me: It sure is guys. The Kraken has been a major sea legend for centuries.
Laney was reading a book all on the Kraken.
Laney: It sure is.
Laney told us all about the Kraken.
The kraken is a legendary cephalopod-like sea monster of gigantic size in Scandinavian folklore. According to the Norse sagas, the kraken dwells off the coasts of Norway and Greenland and terrorizes nearby sailors. Authors over the years have postulated that the legend may have originated from sightings of giant squids that may grow to 13–15 meters (40–50 feet) in length. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the kraken have made it a common ocean-dwelling monster in various fictional works. The kraken has been the focus of many superstitious sailors passing the North Atlantic and especially sailors from the Nordic countries due to their proximity and its Scandinavian origin. Throughout the centuries the kraken has been a staple part of sailors' superstitions and mythos being heavily linked to sailors' ability of telling a tall tale.
The English word kraken is taken from the modern Scandinavian languages, originating from the Old Norse word kraki. In both Norwegian and Swedish Kraken is the definite form of krake, a word designating an unhealthy animal or something twisted (cognate with the English crook and crank). In modern German, Krake (plural and declined singular: Kraken) means octopus, but can also refer to the legendary kraken. Kraken is also an old Norwegian word for octopus and an old euphemism in Swedish for whales, used when the original word became taboo as it was believed it could summon the creatures.
History
An illustration from the original 1870 edition of Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea by Jules Verne
After returning from Greenland, the anonymous author of the Old Norwegian natural history work Konungs skuggsjá (circa 1250) described in detail the physical characteristics and feeding behavior of these beasts. The narrator proposed there must be only two in existence, stemming from the observation that the beasts have always been sighted in the same parts of the Greenland Sea, and that each seemed incapable of reproduction, as there was no increase in their numbers.
There is a fish that is still unmentioned, which it is scarcely advisable to speak about on account of its size, because it will seem to most people incredible. There are only a very few who can speak upon it clearly, because it is seldom near land nor appears where it may be seen by fishermen, and I suppose there are not many of this sort of fish in the sea. Most often in our tongue we call it hafgufa ("kraken" in e.g. Laurence M. Larson's translation). Nor can I conclusively speak about its length in ells, because the times he has shown before men, he has appeared more like land than like a fish. Neither have I heard that one had been caught or found dead; and it seems to me as though there must be no more than two in the oceans, and I deem that each is unable to reproduce itself, for I believe that they are always the same ones. Then too, neither would it do for other fish if the hafgufa were of such a number as other whales, on account of their vastness, and how much subsistence that they need. It is said to be the nature of these fish that when one shall desire to eat, then it stretches up its neck with a great belching, and following this belching comes forth much food, so that all kinds of fish that are near to hand will come to present location, then will gather together, both small and large, believing they shall obtain their food and good eating; but this great fish lets its mouth stand open the while, and the gap is no less wide than that of a great sound or bight, And nor the fish avoid running together there in their great numbers. But as soon as its stomach and mouth is full, then it locks together its jaws and has the fish all caught and enclosed, that before greedily came there looking for food.
In the late-13th-century version of the Old Icelandic saga Örvar-Oddr is an inserted episode of a journey bound for Helluland (Baffin Island) which takes the protagonists through the Greenland Sea, and here they spot two massive sea-monsters called Hafgufa ("sea mist") and Lyngbakr ("heather-back"). The hafgufa is believed to be a reference to the kraken.
First detailed map of the Nordic countries the Carta marina by Swedish ecclesiastic Olaus Magnus from 1539 shows a series of sea creatures in the waters between Norway and Iceland.
Now I will tell you that there are two sea-monsters. One is called the hafgufa, another lyngbakr. It is the largest whale in the world, but the hafgufa is the largest monster in the sea. It is the nature of this creature to swallow men and ships, and even whales and everything else within reach. It stays submerged for days, then rears its head and nostrils above surface and stays that way at least until the change of tide. Now, that sound we just sailed through was the space between its jaws, and its nostrils and lower jaw were those rocks that appeared in the sea, while the lyngbakr was the island we saw sinking down. However, Ogmund Tussock has sent these creatures to you by means of his magic to cause the death of you and all your men. He thought more men would have gone the same way as those that had already drowned, and he expected that the hafgufa would have swallowed us all. Today I sailed through its mouth because I knew that it had recently surfaced.
The famous Swedish 18th century naturalist Carl von Linné included the kraken in the first edition of its systematic natural catalog Systema Naturae from 1735. There he gave the animal the scientific name Microcosmus, but omitted it in later editions.
Kraken were extensively described by Erik Pontoppidan, bishop of Bergen, in his Det første Forsøg paa Norges naturlige Historie "The First Attempt at a Natural History of Norway" (Copenhagen, 1752). Pontoppidan made several claims regarding kraken, including the notion that the creature was sometimes mistaken for an island and that the real danger to sailors was not the creature itself but rather the whirlpool left in its wake. However, Pontoppidan also described the destructive potential of the giant beast: "it is said that if [the creature's arms] were to lay hold of the largest man-of-war, they would pull it down to the bottom". According to Pontoppidan, Norwegian fishermen often took the risk of trying to fish over kraken, since the catch was so plentiful (hence the saying "You must have fished on Kraken"). Pontoppidan also proposed that a specimen of the monster, "perhaps a young and careless one", was washed ashore and died at Alstahaug in 1680. By 1755, Pontoppidan's description of the kraken had been translated into English.
Swedish author Jacob Wallenberg described the kraken in the 1781 work Min son på galejan ("My son on the galley"):
Kraken, also called the Crab-fish, which is not that huge, for heads and tails counted, he is no larger than our Öland is wide [i.e., less than 16 km] ... He stays at the sea floor, constantly surrounded by innumerable small fishes, who serve as his food and are fed by him in return: for his meal, (if I remember correctly what E. Pontoppidan writes,) lasts no longer than three months, and another three are then needed to digest it. His excrements nurture in the following an army of lesser fish, and for this reason, fishermen plumb after his resting place ... Gradually, Kraken ascends to the surface, and when he is at ten to twelve fathoms, the boats had better move out of his vicinity, as he will shortly thereafter burst up, like a floating island, spurting water from his dreadful nostrils and making ring waves around him, which can reach many miles. Could one doubt that this is the Leviathan of Job?
In 1802, the French malacologist Pierre Dénys de Montfort recognized the existence of two kinds of giant octopus in Histoire Naturelle Générale et Particulière des Mollusques, an encyclopedic description of mollusks. Montfort claimed that the first type, the kraken octopus, had been described by Norwegian sailors and American whalers, as well as ancient writers such as Pliny the Elder. The much larger second type, the colossal octopus, was reported to have attacked a sailing vessel from Saint-Malo, off the coast of Angola.
Montfort later dared more sensational claims. He proposed that ten British warships, including the captured French ship of the line Ville de Paris, which had mysteriously disappeared one night in 1782, must have been attacked and sunk by giant octopuses. The British, however, knew—courtesy of a survivor from Ville de Paris— that the ships had been lost in a hurricane off the coast of Newfoundland in September 1782, resulting in a disgraceful revelation for Montfort.
Appearance and origins
Since the late 18th century, kraken have been depicted in a number of ways, primarily as large octopus-like creatures, and it has often been alleged that Pontoppidan's kraken might have been based on sailors' observations of the giant squid. The kraken is also depicted to have spikes on its suckers. In the earliest descriptions, however, the creatures were more crab-like than octopus-like, and generally possessed traits that are associated with large whales rather than with giant squid. Some traits of kraken resemble undersea volcanic activity occurring in the Iceland region, including bubbles of water; sudden, dangerous currents; and appearance of new islets.
In 1830 Alfred Tennyson published the irregular sonnet The Kraken, which described a massive creature that dwells at the bottom of the sea:
Below the thunders of the upper deep;
Far far beneath in the abysmal sea,
His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep
The Kraken sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee
About his shadowy sides; above him swell
Huge sponges of millennial growth and height;
And far away into the sickly light,
From many a wondrous grot and secret cell
Unnumber'd and enormous polypi
Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green.
There hath he lain for ages, and will lie
Battening upon huge seaworms in his sleep,
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.
In Herman Melville's 1851 novel Moby-Dick (Chapter 59. Squid.) the Pequod encounters what chief mate Starbuck identifies as: "The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld, and returned to their ports to tell of it." Narrator Ishmael adds: "There seems some ground to imagine that the great Kraken of Bishop Pontoppodan may ultimately resolve itself into Squid." He concludes the chapter by adding: "By some naturalists who have vaguely heard rumors of the mysterious creature, here spoken of, it is included among the class of cuttle-fish, to which, indeed, in certain external respects it would seem to belong, but only as the Anak of the tribe." Pontoppidan's description influenced Jules Verne's depiction of the famous giant squid in Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea from 1870.
Laney: It says here that the Kraken is a terrifying giant octopus that has been believed to have destroyed numerous ships from over the centuries. It is also said that it destroyed them by pulling them underwater.
Lana: Wow.
Lola: That's terrifying.
Lily: No kidding.
Me: And it is also said to be the terrifying monster that the mighty hero Perseus in Greek Myth defeated by using the power of the head of Medusa.
Nico: Wow.
Lana: That's amazing.
Lucy Loud: Wicked.
Lucy Heartfilia: That sure is amazing.
Nico: It sure is.
Troy Burrows: J.D. I have a massive blip on radar.
Me: What is it Troy?
Troy Burrows: I don't know but whatever it is it's huge.
I looked and saw that it was a massive blip and it measured that it was over 5,000 feet long and it was as big as a huge ship.
Me: WHOA! Lets climb higher just in case.
Troy Burrows: Right.
We climbed high and then we saw a huge and massively long tentacle come out and it tried to grab us and then we saw the biggest octopus we had ever seen! It was the Legendary KRAKEN!
Me: WHOA! There it is!
Laney: Unbelievable! That is one giant octopus!
Lana: It's the Kraken! It's massive!
Lola: That is the biggest octopus ever!
Lily: Wow! What an awesome sight!
Doc Saturday: It sure is massive huh?
Dru Saturday: But this is the legendary Kraken.
Laney: It's huge!
Laney snapped some photos of it and it was huge!
Zak Saturday: Sailors have been really terrified of this creature for centuries and it is a creature of terror.
Me: Since the time of the vikings.
But then a figure came and jumped onto the ship and it was escaped convict SHOJI FUZEN!
Shoji Fuzen is the Waka-Gashir who posed as a philanthropist to get access to Professor Mizuki's mind-swapping headgear. His first appearance was in The Vengeance of Hibagon. He was voiced by James Sie.
Biography
Fuzen planned to use the device to expand his criminal empire by swapping the mind of a trained fighter into the body of a Hibagon. But the professor used his invention to swap his own mind into the Hibagon and fight his way to freedom, but not before the device was accidentally destroyed during the battle. This caused Shoji to pursue the Mizuki-Hibagon in an attempt to recapture him and the knowledge of his invention, however, Shoji ended up a target of the professor's vengeance. Doc convinced Mizuki that although Shoji was the one that trapped him in the monstrous body, only he could decide if he would act like a monster and Shoji was handed over to the police.
He later returned in the Curse of the Stolen Tiger, capturing a Blue tiger that could grant good luck to those around it. He captures the Saturdays and Wadi when they tried to free it, revealing his men had developed advanced tech weaponry using the tiger's good luck. In the end, Zak uses his cryptid powers to temporally reverse the Tiger's luck, causing all of Shoji's minions to have bad luck. He attacks the Saturdays himself with a samurai-like suit of high tech armor but is defeated when Wadi steals a piece of equipment from his suit, causing its flight boosters to fail, sending the crime lord falling to the valley far below before Wadi comically "returned" it to him. Giving how high he was, Shoji Fuzen most likely died.
Shoji Fuzen: Hello, Saturdays. Did you miss me?
Doc Saturday: Shoji Fuzen!
Dru Saturday: We thought you died!
Shoji Fuzen: Now I'm back.
Me: I remember seeing you in a bunch of newspapers! You were after the legendary Japanese version of Bigfoot, the Hibagon.
Shoji Fuzen: That's right J.D.
Nico: It's weird seeing you here and after the Kraken.
Shoji Fuzen: I know.
Troy Burrows and Jack Landors: Shoji, you're under arrest!
Megaforce Rangeers: Legendary Ranger Mode: S.P.D.!
S.P.D. Rangers: S.P.D. EMERGENCY!
The Megaforce Rangers transformed into the S.P.D. Rangers and the S.P.D. Rangers transformed as well.
Shoji Fuzen: Two teams of S.P.D. Rangers!?
Me: That's right!
Then Waffle Woman, Shiv and Vexen appeared.
Me: Waffle Woman, Shiv and Vexen.
Vexen: That's right.
Shiv: Way to go on getting hitched Nico.
Waffle Woman: Congratulations on getting married, Nico!
Nico: Thanks guys. That really means a lot.
Vexen: You should feel proud. It's been two years since you two met each other.
Me: It sure has and it was love at first sight when you moved in.
Nico: That's true.
But then a figure came out and it was BOXY THE VULTURE!
He was trapped inside the orange Rainbow Crystal and reborn inside a priest. In episode 22, Zoisite extracted the Rainbow Crystal from the priest and transformed him into Boxy, Champion of the Dark Kingdom. He attacked Naru Osaka, but she was saved by Umino. Boxy also attacked Sailor Moon, but once again she was saved by Tuxedo Mask. Zoisite told him to attack Tuxedo Mask, but Sailor Jupiter destroyed his glove with Supreme Thunder, and then Sailor Moon used Moon Healing Escalation to heal the priest, destroying the Shadow within him.
Unlike many of the other members of the Seven Great Youma, Boxy's attacks do not relate to his real-life persona as a priest. He does, however, retain the hairstyle of his human form.
The villain cameos in episode 50 as a monster in the virtual reality theater.
Shanan: Boxy the Vulture.
Boxy: It's been a while Shanan.
Qin: Who and what is he?
Shanan: That's Boxy the Vulture and he's what's called a Pummelaan. They come from the planet Pumm V and they are considered the most dangerous fighters in the galaxy. Pumm V is a ruined city planet located 23,000 light-years away from Earth and it serves as their ultimate boxing ground. They have the ability to fire their boxing gloves like rockets and they explode on contact with the power of 2 sticks of dynamite.
Qin: Whoa!
Laney: I remember that. That was powerful!
Boxy: It was. I was amazed that you know so much about my kind when we fought the last time.
Shanan: That's true.
Devon: You're name's Boxy, right? Does that mean you can punch hard?
Boxy: Why don't you come closer and find out?
Shanan: Devon no. His punches with blow your body to smithereens.
Devon: Whoa!
?: And I will be glad to help kill them for you!
Joey Wheeler: Oh man not that voice again!
Tea Gardner: This guy needs to get a better life.
A figure came out and it was WEEVIL UNDERWOOD!
Insector Haga (or Weevil Underwood in the 4Kids dub) is a minor recurring antagonist in Yu-Gi-Oh!. He is a duelist whose deck is based on Insect monsters, as well as an unrepentant cheater ready for the worst in order to stand on the top. In fact he never cheats DURING duels though beforehand such as throwing his opponent's Exodia cards, sneaking cards into his opponents decks and likely stacking his deck etc.
He was voiced by Jimmy Zoppi in the 4Kids dub.
Haga was the regional champ, defeating Dinosaur Ryuzaki in the finals.
Duelist Kingdom
He entered Pegasus J. Crawford's Duelist Kingdom tournament. In his first interaction with Yugi Muto, he acted polite and friendly in order to gain his trust and was given his Exodia cards.
He then immediately threw the cards over the edge of the boat into the sea to prevent him from using them. (This pretense of politeness is much more believable in the original Japanese version than in the dub, when he sounds downright sarcastic and untrustworthy). Katsuya Jonouchi was only able to recover two of them. Yugi immediately decided to duel Haga first, risking his one Star Chip as well as his deck against Haga's two Star Chips. (In the manga, Yugi bets his life.) Yugi defeated Haga when he destroyed his Great Moth with his Demon's Summon, and the Japan regional champion was eliminated from the tournament and kicked off the island. Jonouchi took his dueling glove.
Battle City
Haga entered Kaiba's Battle City tournament in Season 2, with a new card, Insect Queen, more powerful than his Great Moth. He promised a kid a rare card if he put a parasite card in Jonouchi's deck, but double-crossed him and sprayed him with arachno slime. Jonouchi dueled him, believing that he had stolen the kid's cards, and was unaware that the kid was working for him until he discovered the parasite card, which turned all his monsters into insects and prevented them from attacking (due to his Insect-Repellent Barrier), but his metal warrior was unaffected, and Jonouchi defeated Haga, taking his two Locator Cards and kicking him out of the tournament.
Waking the Dragons
In Season 4, Waking the Dragons, Haga and Ryuzaki attempted to steal Yugi and Jonouchi's rare cards, but were challenged to a duel by Gurimo, who beat them and took their souls. They were released after Yugi defeated Gurimo. Haga and Ryuzaki snuck aboard during Yugi's trip over to Pegasus' castle in the hopes of finding rare cards and tried to get an Orichalcos card from Rafael, becoming two of Dartz's henchmen after hitchhiking aboard Rafael's helicopter. Haga dueled Yami Yugi on top of a train, where he crossed the Moral Event Horizon by tearing up a card and claiming that Yugi's soul had been trapped inside it (thereby killing him), then sadistically revealed that he had been joking; the card was a merely a common Insect monster card. Enraged, Yami eventually defeated him by overkill. His soul was taken by the Orichalcos, and was released when Dartz and the Orichalcos God were defeated.
Grand Championship
In the first half of Season 5, Grand Championship, Haga and Ryuzaki entered Kaiba's tournament as one duelist, and dueled Zigfried von Schroeder, who easily defeated them with his Valkyries.
Dawn of the Duel
In the second half of Season 5, Dawn of the Duel, Haga and Ryuzaki stole Yugi's Millennium Items and Egyptian God Cards (only going after the latter), but ran into Dark Bakura, who knocked them out (sent them to the Shadow Realm in the 4Kids version) and returned the cards and items to Yugi. They suffered a lot of the consequences of Zorc ravaging the past, but survived it all.
Yugi: Weevil Underwood!
Joey Wheeler: Oh no not Bug Boy!
Boxy: Sounds like you all have trouble with this kid.
Joey Wheeler: You don't know the half of it.
Tea Gardner: He has caused a tremendous number of problems for us over the years.
Laney: Wow. What did he do to you guys?
Seto Kaiba: A better question is What hasn't he done.
Joey went over his history and we were horrified.
Me: So he has a really bad reputation of pissing you off to no end.
Lana: What a weasel!
Lola: Yeah!
Me: I'll face Weevil. It's time I put this cheater in his place.
Kalin then appeared.
Kalin: J.D. let me help you take down Weevil.
Me: Thanks Kalin. Oh Yugi.
I pulled out five cards and I showed them to Yugi and they were his lost 5 Pieces of Exodia!
Yugi: Wow! It's my pieces of Exodia.
Me: I found those washed up on the beach after I killed Marik and figured they were yours.
Yugi: Thanks J.D.
He took them and put them back in his deck.
Me: You're welcome Yugi.
Waffle Woman: I have just the planet for us to fight on.
She snapped her fingers and we were then on a huge ocean planet! It was the planet that was home to Ripjaws and his kind, PISCCISS!
Piscciss is an artificial planet. The Piscciss Volann and the Piscciss Premann originated here.
Landscape
It is a large ocean with the only land being the core, which makes up less than 2% of the planet. Piscciss's ocean is held together by an artificial gravity multiplier at the centre of the core.
Ultimate Alien
Piscciss first appeared in Deep when Ultimate Aggregor went to get the second piece of the Map of Infinity, which was disguised as the planet's artificial gravity multiplier. After it was taken, Piscciss started to break apart, but Ben transformed into Goop, gave the planet his Anti-Gravity Projector, causing him to be atomized and reform the planet.
We were standing on the water's surface with magic.
Me: Wow! Look at this planet.
Nico: Where are we?
Vexen: Ben and his team know this world. It's the planet Piscciss, home of Ripjaws species the Piscciss Volann.
Me: WHOA! So this is the planet Piscciss.
Nico: It's a massive ocean planet.
Laney: I don't see any land anywhere.
Me: Hmm.
I pulled up the planet's info and a holographic image of the planet revealed a very weird and absolutely astonishing sight. The planet was composed of 98% water and the only 2% was the core that was holding the planet together.
Me: Wow! Look at this planet!
Nico: Mega unusual. The whole planet is almost completely made of water.
Gwen Tennyson: And the only thing that's holding it together is the core of the planet. It uses an artificial gravity multiplier to hold the planet together.
Naruto: That is so cool!
Laney: It sure is.
Lana: Yeah.
Me: It's like a giant ball of water floating in the endless void of space.
Varie: But this would make a perfect base for the Neptune Crusaders.
Luna Loud: It sure would dude.
Lily: Yeah.
Me: Lets get back to the fight at hand. I'll face Weevil and everyone else will face their archenemies like always.
Laney: Right!
We went at them.
Battle 1: Vexen
Lana was facing Vexen.
Lana: Lets make this battle a cold one.
Vexen: With pleasure.
Lana: Yeah!
Lana went at him and kicked him in the face and fired a wave of ice lightning at him and froze him solid.
Lana: Yeah.
Battle 2: Shiv
Lynn was facing Shiv.
Lynn: This is gonna be good. But instead of a sword I'll use this.
She formed a powerful scythe of lava.
Shiv: A Lava Scythe. That's a new one.
Lynn: Figured I better diversify which weapons to use.
Shiv: Good point. I'll do so too.
He formed a staff of light.
Lynn: Nice.
Shiv: Thank you.
Lynn: Lets do it.
They went at each other and clashed with incredible fury and sparks were flying everywhere as they clashed violently and Lynn kicked him in the face and slashed him in the face and kicked him and knocked him down.
Lynn: Good fight.
Battle 3: Waffle Woman
Tara was facing Waffle Woman.
Waffle Woman: I heard that Beast Boy proposed to you a while back.
Tara: He sure did. We're having our wedding on the planet Tamaran. It'll be the first ever interstellar wedding we've ever done.
Waffle Woman: Can't wait for it.
Tara: Me too. Lets do it.
Tara fired a wave of fire and it slammed into Waffle Woman and burned her and knocked her down.
Tara: Yeah!
Battle 4: Boxy
Shanan was facing Boxy the Vulture.
Shanan: Lets see who has the strongest power.
Boxy: LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!
He rang his bell and Boxy went at her and fired his punching glove bomb and Shanan dodged it and it exploded when it hit the water.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Shanan fired a wave of lightning and energy and it destroyed his Boxing Gloves and Shanan fired a wave of fire and incinerated him in an instant.
Shanan: Shanan Abigail Knudson 2, Boxy the Vulture 0.
Battle 5: Weevil Underwood
Me and Kalin were facing Weevil and it was gonna be a crazy battle. Heidi, Varie, Nico, Yugi, Joey, Mai, Valon, Tristan, Tea and Kaiba,
Me: You really have a reputation of pissing people off Weevil and I will never forgive you for your crimes.
Weevil: And what are you gonna do about it?
Me: Give you the worst beatdown ever.
Kalin: I'll show you a new transformation I learned as well.
Me: You go first then Kalin.
Kalin: Thank you J.D. I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL CCAPAC APU!
He summoned the Giant Earthbound Immortal Ccapac Apu!
Kalin: And check this one out. I activate the spell card EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL GIANT MECHSUIT TRANSFORMATION!
He activated said Spell Card and it had Earthbound Immortal Ccapac Apu transform into an awesome Gundam Size mechsuit and it was the coolest I've ever seen. It turned into a new monster called EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL MECHSUIT CCAPAC APU!
Kalin got in it and it was awesome!
Me: WHOA! Kalin that is so cool!
Kalin: Glad you like it J.D.
Me: Misty showed us her awesome new suit of armor with Ccarayhua. It's awesome. Now it's time for me to give a beatdown of incredible mercilessness. I didn't want to have to do this but he left me no option because he pissed me off. I activate THE SEAL OF ORICHALCOS!
Nico, and Yugi and his friends gasped in shock!
I activated the Seal of Orichalcos and I was enveloped in pillar of green light as Enochian Runes formed around me and the seal appeared and formed around all three of us and we were in the seal!
Nico: J.D.! You don't have any idea what you're doing!
Me: Trust me Nico. I do know what I'm doing.
I had an aura of pitch black darkness form around me and when I lifted my head, The Seal of Orichalcos was glowing in the middle of my forehead and I opened my eyes and looked at Weevel and my eyes were glowing red with pure evil! The level of rage and hatred burning in my eyes was unbelievable! If looks could kill, Weevil would be dead in an instant.
Me: YOU HAVE PISSED OFF THE WRONG ASSHOLE YOU SHITSTAINED MOTHERFUCKER!
Nico: OH SHIT!
Yugi: J.D. you don't know what you're doing!
Tea: You're going to kill Weevil!
Joey Wheeler: Let him do it guys. I've had it with that cheating punk! He deserves to die.
Tristan: I can't argue with that.
Seto Kaiba: He deserves it too.
Valon: (Australian Accent) I never liked Weevil either and I thought he was going to kill Yugi all for just revenge.
Joey Wheeler: That's what he was gonna do.
Heidi: Be careful grandpa.
Varie: Oh man.
Me: I will make you suffer a hundred horrible deaths you shitfucker! I equip myself with SWORD OF DEEP-SEATED!
I equipped myself with said card.
Me and Kalin went at him and viciously smashed and slashed Weevil all over the place and it was a brutal and vicious fight! I punched Weevil and smashed his glasses and kicked him in the face and slashed him in the stomach and Kalin smashed him on his head with a powerful fist punch and I fired energy blasts and they hit Weevil and exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
We backed away and saw the seal take Weevil and this time Heidi had the seal imprison his soul and his body into the card for all eternity!
I fell to the ground and I was exhausted. But I got up and was back to normal.
Me: Whoa! What a rush.
Kalin: That was intense!
Nico: You all right man?
Me: I think so. But man the Negative Energy powerup I felt from that was intense. It was like absorbing the Negative Energy of 100 trillion Voldemort's all at once.
Heidi: But Weevil is gone.
Heidi picked up the card that trapped Weevil and I saw that he was in there all right. But his deck was not.
I picked up his deck and kept it as a trophy.
Nico: Good riddance to that cheater. But J.D. you were vicious to him. You really let him have it.
Me: I'm sorry. But he had it coming.
Varie: I would hate to use the Seal of Orichalcos on someone I hate.
Valon: I know that feeling mate. It was horrible.
Mai Valentine: It was awful.
Me: Yeah. But Kalin that Earthbound Immortal Mechsuit was awesome!
Kalin: Thanks J.D. It was cool trying that out.
Me: It sure was.
Battle 6: Shoji and the Kraken
We regrouped and we were facing Shoji Fuzen and The Kraken.
Me: It's over for you Shoji!
Ben turned into Ampfibian.
Ampfibian: Any ideas on how we bring this Kraken down?
Me: We'll use our full power and take down the Kraken and turn it into fried Calamari. Lets get him!
We went at them and I punched Shoji off the Kraken and knocked him out and sent him onto the Skyship and the S.P.D. Rangers tied him up.
I blasted the Kraken with powerful blasts of fire and burned it and Vince and Nico fired blasts of energy and burned some of its tentacles and Lincoln, Linka, Fiona, Ampfibian, and Sasuke fired blasts of lightning at the Kraken and electrocuted it all over the place with 500 billion volts of electricity. Vinta, Kughar, Frafdo, and Dheena fired blasts of fire, energy and light and they hit the Kraken all over and exploded!
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Lincoln: Lets do it! VOID STYLE NINJA ART: SHADOW VOID DRAGON BLAST!
Lincoln fired a wave of dark energy and it formed into a dragon of darkness.
Ronnie Anne: HEAT STYLE NINJA ART: LIZARDMEN EMPIRE!
Ronnie Anne fired a wave of fire and it formed into the armies of the Lizardmen Empire from Warhammer.
The Lizardmen, sometimes known as the Cold Ones or the Children of the Gods, are an ancient, savage, intelligent race of cold-blooded, reptilian humanoids that were at one time the first and oldest civilisation of the Warhammer World. Long before the rise of Men, Elf or Dwarf, the empire of the Lizardmen ruled supreme.
Alien, enigmatic, and without mercy, the Lizardmen were there when it all began and will be there when the world draws its last dying breath, never tiring nor relenting until order is finally restored to this uncaring, chaotic world. Such is what they were made to do, for they are the ancient servants of the Old Ones, the one true protectors of this very world.
Once, in a long and forgotten age, the Lizardmen ruled over it all, dominating this ancient world during an age of primeval monsters. Although their realm is now partly in ruins and overgrown, they seek once more to rise up and reclaim that which they have lost many millennia ago. While the task at hand remains near impossible, the empire of the Lizardmen still fights on - unleashing their cold-blooded savagery upon any who would stand in the way of their sacred mission.
From the lush jungles they come, beneath totems of gold, the Lizardmen march to war, the ground trembling from the approach of their large and mighty reptilian armies. They go to battle for reasons indecipherable to others, an ancient plan known only to themselves.
None can ever understand their motives nor their ceaseless drive, for none truly understand that they are the rightful inheritors of the world. It is their sacred, if inscrutable, duty to restore order across the planet. If this means the wholesale eradication of the lesser upstart races outside of the Great Plan, then the Lizardmen empire shall enact this world-spanning genocide once more.
Clyde: DIMENSION STYLE NINJA ART: TERRAN EMPIRE!
Clyde fired a wave of energy and it formed into the armies of the Terran Empire from the Star Trek Episode Mirror Mirror.
Stella: SCORCH STYLE NINJA ART: SAHARA SCORCH FLARE RASENSHURIKEN!
Stella formed a ball of fire and it formed into a Rasenshuriken and she threw it.
Girl Jordan: SOLAR STYLE NINJA ART: ARCHANGEL OF SOLARIS!
Girl Jordan grew wings of solar fire and fired waves of fire from them.
Paige: PHOENIX STYLE NINJA ART: SANGUINIUS!
Paige fired a wave of fire and it formed into the awesome hero of Warhammer 40K, Sanguinius.
Sanguinius, also known as the "Great Angel" and the "Brightest One" during his lifetime, was the Primarch of the Blood Angels Legion of Space Marines. He was killed during the climax of the Horus Heresy at the Battle of Terra defending the Emperor of Mankind from the Warmaster Horus aboard his flagship, the Battle Barge Vengeful Spirit.
Though Horus slew Sanguinius, who had once been his closest and greatest friend amongst the other Primarchs, Imperial legend holds that it was the chink in Horus' armour created by the Angel that allowed the Emperor to slay the Arch-heretic and thus prevent Mankind from falling to the corruption of the Ruinous Powers of Chaos.
The blasts all went at the Kraken and slammed into it and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Me: Time for some teamwork!
Wheeljack: Lets do it!
Lincoln: Yeah!
Wheeljack used the Earth Cyber Planet Key and Lincoln used the Loud House Cyber Planet Key. They enhanced Lincoln's lightning powers and Wheeljack's photon rifle 100-fold.
Shockwave used the Decepticon Cyber Planet Key and Power Girl used the Krypton Cyber Planet Key. They enhanced Shockwave's Gamma Ray blasts and Power Girls powers 100-fold.
Wheeljack and Lincoln: LIGHTNING PHOTON MEGABLAST!
Wheeljack fired a powerful photon blast and Lincoln fired a massive blast of lightning.
Shockwave and Power Girl: KRYPTON GAMMA RAY MEGABLAST!
Shockwave fired a wave of Gamma Ray energy and Power Girl fired a blast of laser energy.
Jack Landors and Devon Michaels: RED CHEETAH SPEEDBLAST!
Jack and Devon fired waves of red energy.
Sky Tate and Ravi Shaw: BLUE GORILLA MEGAPUNCH BLAST!
Sky and Ravi fired waves of blue energy.
Z Delgado and Zoey Reeves: YELLOW JACKRABBIT SPEARBLAST!
Z and Zoey fired waves of yellow energy.
Bridge Carson and Nate Silva: GREEN MANTIS CLAWSLASH!
Bridge and Nate fired blasts of gold and green energy.
Sydney Drew and Steel: PINK SCARAB SWARM MAUL!
Sydney Drew and Steel fired blasts of pink and silver energy.
Sam (SPD) and Stella (Loud House): OMEGA FLARE BURNBLAST!
Sam and Stella fired blasts of fire and lightning.
The blasts combined and they slammed into the Kraken and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Varie: Time for some power of water!
Lana: Yeah!
Neptune Crusaders: NEPTUNE TSUNAMI MEGABLAST!
The Neptune Crusaders fired a massive tsunami of water.
Ampfibian: AMPERI LIGHTNING MEGABLAST!
Ampfibian fired a massive blast of lightning and the final smashes hit the kraken and it exploded into a million pieces and we were gonna have fried calamari for dinner!
We gathered all the pieces of the kraken and it was gonna be a good dinner.
Back on Earth the Masters of Evil came.
Me: Awesome battle.
Waffle Woman: Has May gotten pregnant yet?
Maria: Actually, she hasn't.
Shiv: You know it's only a matter of time before she does, right?
Nico: Oh, I know. And I'll stay by her side when she does.
Vexen: We'll inform Loki and Myotismon of that.
William: Make sure you do.
The Masters of Evil teleport out.
Shoji was taken to prison where he belongs. He was put into the Neptune Prison forever.
Maria: (To the viewers) This was an awesome adventure of Cryptozoology and it was an unforgettable sight to see the Kraken. Better than the last one.
Me: It sure was but this was unforgettable.
Lana: Yep.
We went back home. It was the start of an awesome life for Nico and May.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
The Kraken has been one of the most terrifying ocean legends for centuries and we got to see the giant creature in action. NicoChan11 and JediAvatarOfShinobi gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. I'm gonna be on a break till Thursday. The reason is because my sister, brother-in-law, niece and nephew are in town and we're gonna spend most of the day with them. It's gonna be fun. But the next chapter is for the Scooby Doo movie Scooby Doo and the Curse of the 13th Ghost. It's gonna also be a tribute to the late Vincent Price and also we're going to finish what the 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo didn't show.
See you all on Thursday.
