We were in the capital city of the United States of America, Washington D.C. Home to the president and lots of famous monuments and more from all over history.

Riku: Here we are in Washington DC.

Me: Yep. Our nation's capital and home to lots of famous events in history.

Laney: It's amazing that a lot of things happened here over the course of 250 years.

Lincoln: It's awesome.

Lana: It sure is.

Lola: The presidents are my favorite thing to learn about here.

Lisa Simpson: I hope to one day become one of the Presidents of the United States like in a vision of the future I had. (Season 11 Episode 17.)

Bart: I remember seeing that. You would make an awesome President.

Nico: She sure would.

Me: But that would be so cool. In all of the history of our country we have never had a female president and it would be awesome if we had one.

Lucy Loud: Yeah.

Laney: It was awesome how you got rid of that witch Dolores Umbridge, J.D.

Me: That fucked up bitch deserved it and she deserved much worse than death.

FLASHBACK

In the Comet Lovejoy Prison, I was there to visit the most hated member of the Hogwarts School staff: Dolores Umbridge. I walked down the prison halls and made it to her cell and opened it.

Me: Dolores Umbridge. How nice to see you again. But it'll be for the last time.

Dolores: (British Accent) J.D. Knudson, you have a lot of nerve locking me up in here.

Me: Tell that to all of the thousands of innocent people you falsely sent to Azkaban.

Dolores: I was doing what was right!

Me: Bullshit! You are nothing but a pathological liar and people like you deserve the worst kinds of punishments ever. But in my opinion, Hell is too merciful for you. That's why the wizarding world gave you this.

I pulled out a rolled up document and showed it to her. It was an Order for her Execution.

Me: Your life sentence in here has been amended to Death and I am your executioner.

Dolores was shaking in fear.

Me: Voldemort is dead and we killed all of his followers and Hakaied them out of existence for all eternity. And you are the only one left. Good-bye Dolores (Holds up hand to her face) And give my regards to Voldemort you monster from The Devil.

Dolores: (Frightened) NO! YOU CAN'T!

Me: HAKAI!

Dolores glowed purple and she screamed in excruciating agony as she was being completely obliterated. She was erased from existence forever as if she was never born at all.

Me: Good riddance.

I left the prison.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Nico: Good riddance. Letting her live was a mistake.

Me: Yeah.

KRABBOOOOOMMMM!

An explosion happened at a local bank and we saw 4 robbers firing guns at the bank as they make off with huge bags of money!

Me: Uh oh! Looks like we got a 2-11 in Progress! Lets get them!

We went at the robbers.

Robber 1: Thanks for the loot shitasses! Lets get outta here boys!

Me: You robbers picked a bad day to rob a bank!

I punched a robber in the face and Nico punched the second robber in the back of the head and Lana and Lola bonked the other two robbers heads together and we knocked them out.

Nico: You four have failed this world!

Lana: Big time!

Luan: You sure have Robbed your last cookie. (Laughs) Get it?

We laughed at Luan's joke and it was a good one.

Me: (Laughs) That was a good one!

Varie: (Laughs) That was funny!

?: Awesome job guys!

We turned and we saw a man with blue skin and he had funny black hair and long underwear on and he had an "F!" on his chest. It was the funniest hero in all of the world: FREAKAZOID!

Me: No way! Freakazoid!

Nico: Oh wow! I love you man! You always have a funny side to you and how you always make some of us split our sides!

Lori: You are literally one of our favorite funny superheroes!

Lynn: I love how you crack us up!

Lola: Yeah you make us laugh all the time!

Freakazoid: It's an honor to meet you Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Put her there.

I shook his hand and then...

ZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

I got zapped with a joy buzzer.

Me: (LAUGHS) You are so funny!

Luan: He sure is.

Antonio Garcia: Nice to meet you, Freakazoid!

Freakazoid: Same to all of you.

Me: It sure is.

Lana: He also put this on your back J.D.

I felt my back and pulled off a kick me sign.

Me: Kick Me! I'm a stupid big dumb idiot. (Laughs) Man that gag is funny.

Nico: Yeah.

Freakazoid: Thank goodness you all came. I'm going after Cobra Queen.

Me: Cobra Queen. Lets see here.

I pulled up her information.


Audrey Manatee was a former shoplifter who stole an experimental cosmetic that had been in the sun too long. Upon using it, she was transformed into a half-human/half-snake woman. By the time she was in high school, she could not get dates because of skin problems (i.e., shedding).

Her powers include the ability to command snakes and lizards (but not dogs or plucky game fish), and to spit venom which can melt concrete. She has several giant pet snakes who do her bidding. She made a lair for herself in the sewers, making herself immune from crime fighting forces, who unilaterally hate poo gas and doody water. After a robbery, she enjoys returning to the sewer, putting on something special, and listening to the 1960s group the Ray Conniff Singers. Due to her lisp, she is incapable of saying, "Silly Sally sells sappy silver seashells in Seattle," and passes out when she attempts to do so. She hates being compared to Sylvester the Cat.

Besides Freakazoid, Cobra Queen has another nemesis named Atomic Boy. She occasionally teams up with Freakazoid's other enemies to defeat him, generally when they are all brought together by the Lobe. She eventually enters a romantic relationship with Cave Guy, and they try to steal the Diamond Hat of the Czars. Even after being sent to jail by Freakazoid, the two seem to continue their romantic dalliance, and are seen embracing during the closing musical number in the series finale.

She and Steff bond when they have to repair the Prison Air plane, which crashed on a mysterious island while Freakazoid was transporting all of his enemies to France.


We gasped.

Me: So we have a fucked up freak of nature to kill.

Lori: Yeah. I have always hated Cobra Queen.

Freakazoid: I can show you how to fight using my jokes.

Lola: Look, Freakazoid. I like your jokes as much as the next person. But you need to take things more seriously. Your jokes might fly with your bad guys. But not with the more dangerous villains out there.

Freakzoid: Whoa, babe. I know that I have to take things seriously sometimes. But I think that you guys shouldn't take things TOO seriously. You need to learn to lgihten up Every once in a while, it's ok to joke around and have fun while still fighting bad guys.

Lori: We'll literally lighten up when the Cobra Queen is bleeding on the ground!

Swindle: Ok. I think that's a little uncalled for.

Lynn: (growls) You know what's uncalled for? The Cobra Queen's existence!

Me: I agree. The Cobra Queen is a freak of nature and she has to be stopped. But I agree with both sides on this one because I think adding witty banter as well as comedy shenanigans goes great with battle.

Nico: I agree too.

We all agreed.

Freakazoid: Awesome!

Me: Want to go get some lunch with us Freakazoid?

Freakazoid: DO I!?

He went with us.


We were at an awesome restaurant and it was so cool.

Me: (Eats Spaghetti) Good spaghetti.

Lincoln: You said it.

Nico: It's really good food.

But then our lunch was interrupted when we saw a massive cobra come smashing through the window and it was a huge cobra as big as a tree and just as long as one!

Me: WHOA! That is a huge cobra!

It hissed at us ferociously!

Cobra Queen: Looks like I'm fighting two kinds of heroes today. (to us) The kind that takes things seriously. (to Freakazoid) And the kind that doesn't take things seriously enough!

Me: Says the girl that couldn't say Silly Sally sells sappy Silver seashells in Seattle.

BURN!

Cobra Queen: WHY YOU LITTLE!?

Me: Now we're gonna turn you into a snake skin wallet.

Lana: And I'll keep your cobras as my friends.

Krusty, The Springfield Mafia and Technus came out.

Krusty: Hey hey kiddies! (Goofy laugh)

Me: Hey Krusty.

Freakazoid came up to them.

Freakazoid: It's nice to meet Team Loud Phoenix Storm's frenemies. Here' my way of saying hello! (throws pie at Krusty's face)

SPLAT!

Krusty: Nice one! But I'm the master of comedy!

Fat Tony: Krusty, as someone who's watched your show before Springfield's destruction, I think some of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's comedic members might have to disagree with you.

Luan: That's right.

She threw a bunch of pies and they hit Krusty and the Springfield Mafia in their faces and exploded!

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

We laughed hysterically.

Luan: That's one pie that really Blows. (Laughs) Get it?

?: We don't get it.

2 figures came out and the first one was VACKSACKER from Episode 38 of In Space.


Vacsacker was a robotic monster that was used to abduct people to Secret City. A little friend of the Rangers, Silvy forced Andros to use his new Battlizer against Vacsacker. Vacsacker was ultimately destroyed by the Mega Voyager.


And the second one was an Evil Version of Mai Valentine when she was under the influence of Dartz!

Andros: Vacsacker!

Mai Valentine: And that's me when I was under the influence of Dartz!

Me: I remember you Vacsacker! You were used to abduct people of Secret City and Andros tried out his new Battlizer against you.

Vacsacker: That's right. Good memory on you.

Evil Mai: So you all killed my teammates.

Me: Weevil Underwood and Rex Raptor only got killed.

Valon: (Australian Accent) I can't believe that you became like this Mai.

Mai Valentine: I know. Marik planted the seeds of evil.

Nico: And he paid for it with his life.

Laney: He sure did.

Vacsacker: (to Freakazoid) Go ahead and prank us. And then, you'll meet your end just like Dark Spector!

Evil Mai: And just like Marik.

Me: Should not have provoked him.

Freakazoid threw a bear trap and it snapped onto Vacsacker's face and he gave the evil Mai an atomic wedgie.

Me: OOH! CHIHUAHUA!

Lana: Yeah!

Luan: That one couldn't Bear fruit and that one raises you high! (Laughs to rimshot) Get it?

We laughed hysterically!

Troy: Freakazoid, let us show you a gag of our own.

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Lost Galaxy!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Lost Galaxy Rangers.

Carly Carmine then appeared.

Carly Carmine: Let me help against the Evil Mai.

Jack Atlas: (Australian Accent) Thanks Carly.

Then we heard a horn sound.

Me: Whoa what is that horn?

Freakazoid: That's the Horn of Urgency.

?: INTO ACTION!

A figure came in and it was THE HUNTSMAN!


The Huntsman is a superhero who seems to do his principle crime-fighting in Washington, D.C. (he fights many of the same villains as Freakazoid, including the Lobe and Cave Guy). As of "The Freakazoid," he has relocated to a new city. Preferring a rural life, he lives in a cave outside of town, but when the police blow the Horn of Urgency located on top of their station, he bolts into action.

The Huntsman is voiced by Jeff Glen Bennett.

The Huntsman's human identity was Marty Feeb. He was a goofy-looking nerdy hunter, poor and hungry, when he had the good fortune of one day coming upon a chunky elf who was being captured by a crow. Feeb saved the elf's life, and the elf rewarded him by giving him a sack of magic corn which gave him super strength and speed, as well as shiny teeth.

The Huntsman is an extraordinary crimefighter, but consistently encounters a drought in criminal activity which leaves him with nothing to do. His euphemism of choice is, "Darn! Darn the luck!"

He has a brother named Hector Feeb. He has a particular fondness for berry water. He enjoys watching the polly fish at the aquarium, which he finds comical. He also acts as umpire for the annual Superheroes-Villains Softball Game.

The Huntsman subsequently moved to a new city, but crime in that city immediately dried up as well. On Freakazoid's birthday, the Huntsman begged him to help him find work, since both heroes (incorrectly) believed that no superhero can refuse a request on his birthday. The Huntsman was doubly unfortunate in that he had lost the address of a superhero conference that was being held on some moon.

He is last seen confronting Freakazoid at the Anaheim sci-fi convention (along with Lord Bravery, Fan Boy and Bo-Ron) regarding his role (or lack thereof) in the second season of Freakazoid! Freakazoid says that the group should have gotten a memo from the producers, then puts them to work washing the Freakmobile on the Warner Bros. Lot.


Me: WOW! The Huntsman!

Huntsman: It's an honor to meet you all J.D.

Me: Same to you. Lets take these monsters down.

We went at them.


Battle 1: Technus


Cyborg was facing Technus.

Cyborg: Lets do this Technus.

Technus: With pleasure!

Cyborg then grabbed Technus in a headlock and gave him a noogie and it really hurt him.

Technus: OUCH! OOH! OW OW OOH! STOP IT!

Cyborg then gave him a wet willie and punched him in the face all over the place and more. He then blasted his face with his sonic cannon and knocked him down.

Cyborg: This is so funny!


Battle 2: Springfield Mafia


Sora Takenouchi was facing the Springfield Mafia.

Legs: Get in my way and I'll whack you in the Labonza.

Sora Takenouchi: Get in MY way Legs and I'll kick you in the fucking balls.

Legs: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME!?

Sora kicked him in the crotch and Legs screamed like a little girl and she punched Louie in the face and kicked him in in the stomach and punched Fat Tony in the face and knocked them down.


Battle 3: Krusty


Jackie was facing Krusty.

Jackie: This is gonna be good.

Krusty: Lets do it.

Jackie pulled out a Limburger Cheese wheel and grabbed Krusty in a headlock and rubbed his face all over with the cheese and then shoved it down his pants and it smelled horrible. Jackie fired waves of fire into his pants and melted the cheese and it smelled really horrible! IT WAS HORRIBLE!

Jackie then gave Krusty a massive burning atomic wedgie and he screamed like a little girl.

Jackie kicked him in the face and knocked him down.


Battle 4: Gramma Stuffum


Hardcore Rock music was playing as Qin and the Kids Next Door were standing ready.

Qin: Stand ready for anything.

Numbuh 1: Right.

Qin: This is gonna be good.

Drums were heard and then a few seconds later, Gramma Stuffum's food minions appeared ready for a fight!

The music got loud and more hardcore and it was wicked! Then the minions came at them and the music got more intense!

Qin and the KND were fighting the food minions and singing the song was none other than GRAMMA STUFFUM HERSELF!


She first appeared in Operation: N.O.-P.O.W.U.H., in which she was interviewed by The Delightful Children From Down The Lane, who wanted to find a villain to bring havoc upon the KND. They convinced her to do so by saying their foes were famished. Gramma Stuffum then attacks Sector V Treehouse with her food army while their power is out. She is able to fatten Numbuh 1, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4 and Numbuh 5 into a state of helplessness, but Numbuh 2, who has an enormous appetite and is more tolerant of her disgusting dishes, proves much more difficult to subdue. When he is finally full and about to give up, the Hamsters return and eat the rest of her food. Numbuh 2 then fires Gramma Stuffum back to the Delightful Mansion From Down The Lane, where she decides to feed the Delightful Children.

She appeared again in Operation: F.O.O.D.F.I.T.E., She is apparently revealed to be a cafeteria chef at Gallagher Elementary. During lunch period, the members of Sector V have an extended battle with her and her food, which is implied to be a regular occurrence during lunchtime. Gramma Stuffum then summons the monstrous Slamwich, which overwhelms the children until the super-powered hamster Joaquin appears and eats it. During the battle sequences are lyrically altered versions of the GWAR songs "The Private Pain of Techno Destructo" and "Gor-Gor". GWAR provided the music for this episode under the name "RAWG". After her defeat, she tells them to prepare for lunch the next day and Numbuh 4 throws a chicken leg at her, hitting her in the head as he tells her to get a real cookbook.


Grandma Stuffum: I've got pork fat and gravy going through my veins.

I serve dead monkey pudding and platypus brains.

I'm Grandmother Stuffum!

Food: Grandmother Stuffum!

GS: I came to this school to feed you kids

And bake up pies with jellied squids.

(She threw the pies at them and Qin kicked one and one latched onto Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 4 and she threw two more pies and Qin ate one and it was tasty to her and Numbuh 2 ate one and Qin fired blasts of fire at the pies and burned them to a crisp. Numbuh 1 got the pie off and Qin and the Kids Next Door set their sights on killing Gramma Stuffum to put an end to her force feeding torture forever!)

Kids... must eat!

Kids... must eat!

(Summons more of her food minions)

Kids... must eat!

(Summons more food minions)

Kids... must eat!

(The food minions went at them)

Numbuh 1 splattered minions all over with the S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. and Qin fired blasted minions all over with blasts of fire and burned them to crisps and blew them apart in massive fiery explosions.

KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

Numbuh 3 was being chased my a Jellied Squid and a bunch of food minions and when she was cornered, Numbuhs 362, 4 83, 84, 5 and 1 kicked them away. Numbuh 2 was surrounded and he ate a bunch of food minions all over and Numbuh 5 was crawling all over a food minion and blasting it all over and Qin fired blasts of fire all over it and burned it and ate it.

Kids were not put on this earth to nibble.

Food: No-o!

GS: You all must be helpless and fat.

Food: Yeah-ah!

GS: That way, you can't get yourself in trouble...

Food: No-o!

GS: While Grandma gets to feed you curried rat!

Qin ate some of the curried rat and some of it splattered into Numbuh 1's face and Numbuh 84 got some of it off Numbuh 4's face.

I will... stop you...

with moose... fondue!

Numbuh 2 ate the Moose Fondue off of Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 83 ate the rest off of Numbuh 362. More Curried Rat splattered into Numbuhs 3 and 4 and Lizzie ate the curried rat all over.

You will... chow on...

tuna... meltdown!

Numbuh 2 ate it.

Eat it!

Scarf it!

Bite it!

Cram it!

Down it!

Chow it!

Want it!

Pig out!

I will make you... fatter!

Then the Kids Next Door members and Qin exploded out of a pile of food with their lasers and fire blasts blazing and destroying the food all over the place with incredible fury.

I came to this school with my food

To conquer the young and rude.

I'm Grandmother Stuffum.

Food: Grandmother Stuffum!

GS: You must eat now. Try my deep-fried boar.

But you just never listen, cursed Kids Next Door.

A massive stampede of ham boars charged and Qin was eating them all over the place. Since she was now part Komodo Dragon, her appetite will never be satisfied.

Kids... must eat!

Kids... must eat!

Kids... must eat!

Kids... must eat!

She sent more of her armies of food minions all over the place! Numbuh 2 ate a minion and Qin fired blasts of fire all over and Numbuhs 83, 84, 4, 5, 6, 7, 362 and 1 were blasting and eating the minions all over the place with incredible fury!

Kids were not put on this earth to nibble.

Food: No-o!

GS: You all must be helpless and fat.

Food: Yeah-ah!

GS: That way you can't get yourself in trouble.

Food: No-o!

GS: While Grandma gets to feed you toasted bat!

Then then went to Gramma Stuffum!

You can't... beat me!

They hit her with S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.'s!

You can't... toast me!

Blasted her with lasers all over.

You won't... grill me!

Blasted her with fire.

You won't... poach me!

They had their weapons and fire powers all pointed at her at point blank range.

Cook me!

SPLAT!

Stew me!

SPLAT!

Boil me!

ZAP!

Fry me!

SPLAT!

Baste me!

WHOOSH!

Broil me!

SPLAT!

Roast me!

SPLAT!

Bake me!

WHOOSH!

You'll just make me...

They then kicked and punched her all over with incredible power!

Numbuh 4 pushed her back into the kitchen.

Numbuh 3: YAY! We won! We won we won!

Qin: We're not out of the woods yet.

Numbuh 4: What do you mean?

They felt rumbling!

Food: Slam Witch... [x6]

Qin: RUN FOR IT!

They ran fast. And then a massive giant sandwich minion exploded out of the restaurant as hardcore rock music played!

Slam Witch! [x6]

The Slam Witch was chasing Qin and The Kids Next Door and it had an enormous appetite for blood!

GS: Slam Witch comes and children scream

Made of brains and sour cream

If kids won't eat his moldy bread,

Then Slam Witch eats you kids instead!

Slam Witch comes and you'll all cry

Swats F-16's from the sky

Admit you crave his drippy spinach

Fall and worship giant sandwich!

Qin fired waves of fire at the Slam Witch and burned it all over the place as it continued to chase them non stop and it was gaining on them!

Food: Slam Witch! [x6]

Qin fired more blasts of fire and more. But that didn't stop the sandwich monster!

GS: Scores of kids he has ate

And shall obliterate

The Kids Next Door and all their brothers

And all the misbehaving others

Who won't eat Gramma Stuffum's food

And now themselves are chomped and chewed!

But he who's made of skunks and dried veal

Comes to make you kids his next meal!

Jump inside his massive jaw

Amid the plaque and old coleslaw!

With giant sandwich's pair of claws

On Kids Next Door, he chomps and gnaws!

Slam-slam Witch!

The sandwich monster grabbed the members of the KND except for Qin.

Qin: Now you pissed me off you old bitch!

Qin snapped her fingers and she grew to the size of the Slam Witch! And she was ready for a fight!

GS: Rotten kids or children monster

Slam Witch eats them all with muenster!

Miserable, verminous, despicable brat

Will now make Slam Witch nice and fat!

Qin: BRING IT!

GS: Slam Witch, charge!

Slam Witch, fight!

The sandwich and Qin engaged in a huge tussle!

Slam Witch, eat!

Slam Witch-ooh!

Qin kicked the huge sandwich and sent it skidding!

How dare you refuse my tasty monster?

Slam Witch will destroy you, Buzzard!

Before you jump into his gizzard,

Have a taste of candied lizard!

Qin swatted the disgusting food away and kicked the sandwich away.

Slam Witch comes and he must eat!

He's made of cheese and puppy feet!

And if you crave to be his dinner,

Fall and worship Slam Witch winner!

But then the monster sandwich was getting electrocuted from the Kids Next Door from the inside by their blasters!

Slam Witch? Why do you twitch?

My giant sandwich! Slam Witch!

Qin gave the giant sandwich a squeeze with the Heimlich Maneuver and made him throw up the Kids Next Door.

Slamwitch!

KND: Go Qin!

GS: Slam Witch! Slam Witch!

Qin was ripping the sandwich monster apart as she was eating it for her dinner and more.

KND: Go QIN!

GS: Slam Witch?

KND: YAY QIN!

Qin fired a wave of fire and incinerated Gramma Stuffum and killed her in an instant!

Qin then Belched.

BBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Numbuh 1: Awesome job Qin!

Katie: You were awesome Qin.

Qin: Aw it was nothing.

Lizzie: You did a great job.

Qin: Lets head back and help everyone out.

Mushi Sanban: Right.


Battle 5: Vacsacker


Nico and the Megaforce Rangers were facing Vacsacker.

Nico: Lets dance Vacsacker.

Vacsucker: Ooh I'm so scared!

Troy Burrows: You should be.

Nico fired energy blasts and the Megaforce Rangers fired blasts of elemental energy and they hit Vacsacker and they slammed into him and exploded all over the place and Vacsacker fell down and exploded!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Nico: Vacsacker you have failed this world!


Battle 6: Evil Mai


Varie, Carly and Mai Valentine were facing Mai's evil twin.

Mai Valentine: I can't believe I turned into you when Dartz brainwashed me.

Evil Mai: Lets do it! I activate THE SEAL OF ORICHALCOS!

She activated it and a green circle with Enochian symbols appeared around her and encircled them and the Seal was on the floor. An aura of darkness formed around her and the Seal of Orichalcos glowed in the middle of her forehead and her eyes were glowing red with pure evil! The level of rage and hatred burning burning inside her eyes was unbelievable!

Varie: You have totally lost it!

Carly Carmine: I agree. She needs to be put down like a mad dog!

Mai Valentine: Yeah.

Evil Mai: Lets dance then! I summon 9 HARPIE LADY'S!

She summoned 9 Harpie Lady's and they screeched ferociously!

Varie: You have tormented Mai's life for the last time! I summon CREEPING DOOM PHANTOM, GREAT WHITE, SPACE MAMBO, SUPERANCIENT DEEPSEA KING COELACANTH, GOLDEN FLYING FISH, CYBER SHARK, NIMBLE SUNFISH, CRANIUM FISH, CURE MERMAID, NIMBLE MANTA, METABO-SHARK, and DEEPSEA MACROTREMA!

She summoned said monsters.

Varie: And I equip myself with DIVINE SWORD - PHOENIX BLADE and SILVER WING!

She equipped herself with said cards.

Carly Carmine: Now for me. I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL ASLLA PISCU, FORTUNE LADIES FIRE, WATER, DARK, EARTH, WIND and LIGHT!

She summoned said monsters!

Carly Carmine: And I activate EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL SWORD TRANSFORMATION!

Aslla Piscu glowed and transformed into a deadly hummingbird sword. Its blade was its beak and the hilt was its wings and it had the Hummingbird Nazca Line on it.

Varie: Wow! That sword is awesome Carly.

Carly Carmine: Thanks Varie. It's my first time trying this out.

Mai Valentine: This doppelgänger will pay for ruining my name! I summon HARPIE LADY, HARPIE LADY SISTERS, HARPIE GIRL, HARPIE ORACLE, HARPIE QUEEN, HARPIE PERFUMER, HARPIE'S PET DRAGON and HARPIE LADY 1, 2 & 3!

She summoned said monsters.

Mai Valentine: I equip myself with SILVER WING and SWORD OF SPARKLES!

She equipped herself with said cards and she looked like a true angel from heaven.

Varie: Awesome! Lets get this bitch!

They went at the Evil Mai and slashed and blasted her all over the place with incredible fury and Varie flew into the Air and the Harpie Lady's all went at her and she slashed them with the sword and Mai slashed them too and they went at the evil Mai and slashed and blasted her all over the place and more. They knocked her down and they won. The Seal of Orichalcos then enclosed around the Evil Mai and enveloped her in a massively bright pillar of light and she screamed in excruciating agony as he soul was sucked out of her along with her body and sent off to the darkness of hell forever.

Heidi: Geez!

Valon: I can't believe that you were once like that Mai.

Mai Valentine: I know. It was awful. I was a monster.

Varie: Blame Marik for that.

Mai Valentine: Yeah.

Carly Carmine: Yeah but Marik deserved to die.


Battle 7: COBRA QUEEN!


We regrouped and went at the Cobra Queen.

I punched her in the face and Lana tamed her huge Cobras. But then the snakes glowed red and blue and out of them came two animal crystals. One was a red Coral Snake Zord and the other was a Black Mamba Zord!

Lana: Whoa! Two new Animal Crystals. A Coral Snake and a Black Mamba.

Then said zords appeared and they hissed ferociously.

Nico: WHOA! The two deadliest snakes in the planet.

Me: Lana got them now.

Cole Evans: Wow! Nico you have the King Cobra Zord.

Nico: I sure do. And now Lana has the Coral Snake and Black Mamba Zords.

Laney: Three of the deadliest snakes in the world. One bite from them can kill you in less than 15 minutes.

Lily: Potent.

Kevin (Ed Edd N Eddy): Too bad we don't have a mongoose!

Me: But that would be perfect for this battle.

Beast Boy: Watch this!

Beast Boy turned into a giant version of the natural enemy of the snake: The Mongoose!

He went at Cobra Queen and bit her all over and shook her all over the place. Nico fired blasts of energy and Freakazoid punched and smashed her all over the place and more. Lana fired blasts of ice lightning and froze her and Lola fired waves of fire and burned her all over. Siado, Malvadine, and Kileron blasted her and smashed her all over the place with blasts of fire and energy and more.

Luna Loud: Time to call in the special forces bro.

Lincoln: You've read my mind Luna.

Luna and Lincoln pulled out their R Rings and put them on.

Luna and Lincoln: IT'S RIPPING TIME!

They fired blasts of energy and a portal opened and out came THE RIPPING FRIENDS!

Crag: Hey guys!

Chunk: Wow! It's been a while.

Rip: It sure has.

Slab: So what's up?

Luna Loud: We need your help to destroy the evil Cobra Queen.

Crag: Okay. That must be the one you're all fighting.

Lincoln: That's her.

Slab: Looks like we have a great fight coming.

Crag: Come on guys!

Luna, Lincoln and the Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!

They put their rings together and a massive surge of power flowed through them! They went at the Cobra Queen and Luna punched Cobra Queen in the face and grabbed her tongue and punched her on the head and made her bite her tongue and poison her and Lincoln kicked Cobra Queen in the stomach and grabbed her and electrocuted her with incredible voltage of lightning and Crag grabbed the Cobra Queen and headbutted her and Chunk and Slab punched her face in all over and Rip grabbed her and kicked her in the stomach and kicked her in the face and Slab smashed her in the back of the head and Chunk kicked her head. All 4 Ripping Friends then smashed her all over and pulverized her face in all over and Rip grabbed her in a vicious leg hold that crushed her face and Luna fired blasts of water and drenched Cobra Queen all over the place and Lincoln fired blasts of lightning and electrocuted him all over. The Ripping Friends pulverized the Cobra Queen all over.

Kanaloa: (Hawaiian Accent) This is gonna hurt bad. WOOD STYLE NINJA ART: FORESTS OF HONOLULU!

Kanaloa punched the ground and in a matter of seconds a bunch of trees all over the place and entangled the Cobra Queen in palm trees.

Kanaloa: Now for the water. OCEAN STYLE NINJA ART: HAWAIIAN WAVE!

Kanaloa fired a wave of water and it slammed into Cobra Queen with the force of the surfing waves from Maui. Knocking them all over.

Kanaloa: Try this one! VOLCANO STYLE NINJA ART: PELE!

Kanaloa fired a wave of lava and it formed into the Hawaiian Goddess of Fire, Pele and she blasted Cobra Queen all over the place and burned her.

Kanaloa: Take this! OCEAN STYLE NINJA ART: HAWAIIAN REEFS!

Kanaloa bunched the ground and waves of water formed out and then Cobra Queen got smashed and slashed by coral that grew instantly.

Kanaloa: And this. OCEAN STYLE NINJA ART: HAWAIIAN BEACHES!

Kanaloa fired a wave of sand and it smashed into Cobra Queen and buried her. Cobra Queen popped her head out and spit out the sand and more.

Kanaloa: OCEAN STYLE NINJA ART: HAWAIIAN WAVE SURFING!

Kanaloa fired a massive wave of water that was as tall as the waves of Maui and a surfer was on it and it smashed into the Cobra Queen and knocked her all over.

Kanaloa: Try these spirits. WOOD STYLE NINJA ART: HAWAIIAN TIKI!

Kanaloa punched the ground and numerous tikis popped out instantly and punched her around all over the place.

Kanaloa: OCEAN STYLE NINJA ART: ISLAND OF MAUI!

Kanaloa punched the ground and a huge island popped out of the ground and sent the Cobra Queen flying high into the air.

Kanaloa: VOLCANO STYLE NINJA ART: MAUNA LOA!

Kanaloa fired a massive wave of lava from the 1984 eruption of Mauna Loa and it splashed all over the Cobra Queen and burned her all over.

Kanaloa: Try this one! FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: AKUA!

Kanaloa fired waves of fire and they formed into the 4 Akua, the Four Gods of Hawaiian Myth: Kū, Kāne, Lono, Kanaloa and they blasted Cobra Queen all over and burned her all over the place.

Luan: Nice techniques Kanaloa.

Kanaloa: Thank you Luan.

Luan: Watch this one. CELESTIAL STYLE NINJA ART: ATOMIC SPEED OF LIGHT!

Luan went running fast as atomic energy and she punched Cobra Queen all over with powerful punches and kicks at incredible speed.

Luan: Check this one out. CELESTIAL STYLE NINJA ART: CEGORACH!

Luan fired a wave of light and it hit the Cobra Queen and made her laugh uncontrollably.

Luan: CELESTIAL STYLE NINJA ART: ELDAR HARLEQUINS!

Luan fired waves of energy and they formed into the Harlequins of the Eldar and they smashed and bashed and slashed the Cobra Queen all over the place.

Luan: Take this mischief. CELESTIAL STYLE NINJA ART: LOKI!

Luan fired a wave of energy and it formed into the Norse God of Mischief, Loki and he blasted the Cobra Queen all over with all kinds of pranks and deadly energy blasts.

Luan: Try this one. CELESTIAL STYLE NINJA ART: ATOMIC ARROW OF LIGHT!

Luan formed a bow of light and she formed an arrow of atomic energy and light and she fired it at the Cobra Queen and it hit her and exploded!

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Luan: And try this. CELESTIAL STYLE NINJA ART: CELESTIAL MISTS!

Luan fired a wave of star fog that obscured Cobra Queen's view and burned her all over the place.

Luan: Try this one! CELESTIAL STYLE NINJA ART: HESTIA!

Luan fired a wave of energy and it formed into the Goddess of the Hearth, Hestia. She smashed and pulverized Cobra Queen all over the place.

Luan: This will make you drunk. CELESTIAL STYLE NINJA ART: DIONYSUS!

Luan fired a wave of energy and it formed into the Goddess of Wine, Dionysus and she fired waves of wine at Cobra Queen and got her drunk instantly. Cobra Queen looked like she had over 75 bottles of wine.

Luan: Try this. CELESTIAL STYLE NINJA ART: FIRST EMPEROR OF CHINA!

Luan fired a wave of stellar energy and it formed into Emperor Qin the First Emperor of China and he slashed and cut Cobra Queen all over the place.

Luan: And lastly this. CELESTIAL STYLE NINJA ART: BALTHASAR GELT!

Luan fired a wave of energy and it formed into the famous Supreme Patriarch of the Colleges of Magic from Warhammer, Balthasar Gelt. He blasted Cobra Queen all over with magic and blasted more of her all over the place.

Me: Awesome job girls!

Luan: Thanks J.D.

Me: Time for some teamwork!

Antonio Garcia: Right!

Sunstreaker: Lets do it!

Antonio Garcia and Sunstreaker used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Antonio's powers and Sunstreaker's Electron Pulse Blaster 100-fold.

Swindle and Riku used the Earth Cyber Planet Key and the Disney Cyber Planet Key and they enhanced Swindle's Scatter Blaster and Riku's Dark Fire powers 100-fold.

Antonio Garcia and Sunstreaker: ATOMIC SUNLIGHT STORM!

Swindle and Riku: SCATTERING DARKFIRE BLASTSTORM!

Leo Corbett and Devon Michaels: FIRESTORM CHEETAH BLAST!

Kai Chen and Ravi Shaw: MAELSTROM GORILLA SMASH!

Maya and Zoey Reeves: THUNDERSTORM JACKRABBIT HOP!

Damon Henderson and Steel: WINDSTORM SCARAB SWARM!

Kendrix Morgan and Nate Silva: EARTHQUAKE MANTIS SLASH!

Mike Corbett and Lucy Loud: MAGNA DARKNESS SLASH!

They fired their blasts and blades of energy and they all hit Cobra Queen all at once and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

Luan: Lets destroy this monster with comedy! COMEDY WHOOPEE CUSHION STINKBOMB!

Ed: MONSTER FIREBALL STINKBOMB!

Edd: LIGHTNING ELECTROCUTION STINKBOMB!

Eddy: EL MONGO STINKBOMB MEGABURST!

Sarah: EARTHQUAKE SHAKING STINKBOMB!

Jimmy: MAELSTROM DELUGE STINKBOMB!

Kevin: HURRICANE SPIN STINKBOMB!

Rolf: DARKNESS ECLIPSE STINKBOMB!

Nazz: RAINBOW LIGHT STINKBOMB!

Jonny: WOOD CUT STINKBOMB!

Marie: STEEL SMASH STINKBOMB!

The Cul-De-Sac Kids fired elemental stink bombs.

Huntsman: CALL OF THE WILD ARROWSTORM!

Huntsman fired waves of arrows.

Freakazoid: LIGHTNING FREAKSHOW MEGABLAST!

Freakazette: GOLDEN LIGHTNING STINKBLAST!

Freakazoid fired a massive blast of lightning and Freakazette farted a massive wave of lightning from her butt and the blasts all hit Cobra Queen and obliterated her in a massive explosion!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Cobra Queen was completely obliterated in an instant. There was nothing left of her.

Nico: Cobra Queen you have failed this world.

Me: Yep.

I then gave Nico an atomic wedgie!

Nico: (SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!) HEY!

Me: Sorry man. I couldn't resist.

Nico: Oh that's all right. But you got to admit that was funny.

The Masters of Evil then came.

Me: This was one of the goofiest battles ever.

Krusty: It sure was.

Freakazoid: Well, it was nice fighting you guys. I'm looking forward to more battles!

Technus: Me too!

But when Technus shook Freakazoid's hand, he got shocked by Freakazoid's joy buzzer.

ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Krusty: Ha! That's a classic gag!

Tony: And with that, we'll take our leave.

The Masters of Evil teleport out.

Freakazoid: (To the viewers) Laughter is the best medicine. But be careful how you use it and more.

Later we went back home. Freakazoid and his friends were now members of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

THE END


Another Awesome fanfic done and the First Chapter of Freakazoid done.

Freakazoid was one of my favorite cartoons from when I was a kid and it was because of those dumb ratings that it got cancelled. WHAT A RIP! It was on from September 9, 1995 to June 1, 1997 and it was a darn shame that we couldn't see more of it because of those dumb critics! The fight with Gramma Stuffum is based on the Kids Next Door episode Operation: F.O.O.D.F.I.T.E. and that was a hardcore rocking episode! YEAH! NicoChan11 and JediAvatarOfShinobi gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is a non-combat chapter where we have Johnny Test do a funny version of Johnny Appleseed called Johnny Applesauce and help him give kids applesauce and have the Kids Next Door arrest the lunch lady serving disgusting Brussel Sprouts! YUCK!

See you all tomorrow.