At the lake we were there to have Sydney, Nanette and Sheila know what it's like to be Pokemon. We're gonna have them turn into a Blastoise, Charizard and a Venusaur. Sydney was wearing an old blue tank top and a blue skirt, Nanette was wearing a red shirt and a red skirt and Sheila was wearing a green shirt with a green skirt.

Sydney: This is probably going to be a more pleasant version of when we got mutated.

Me: It is going to be a good version.

Laney: This is gonna be awesome!

Lana: It sure is.

Lola: Yeah.

Me: Okay girls are you ready?

Sydney: Ready.

Nanette: Lets do it!

Sheila: Yeah!

Me: Okay. (Snaps Fingers)

They groaned in pain and Sydney had her skin turn blue and she grew muscular and she grew a turtle shell and her head turned into a Blastoise and she had her arms and legs turned into those of Blastoise and she had 2 cannons pop out of her shell. Nanette had her skin turn orange and her neck grew longer and she sprouted a tail and it had a flame on the end and her clothes ripped as she sprouted orange dragon wings and her hands and feet turned into claws and her head turned into a dragon and their hair fell out and their eyes changed to red. She became a Charizard! Sheila's skin turned green and she crouched down on all fours and her back grew a tree out of it and it bloomed into a flower and she was now a Venusaur!

Sheila: How come I always get the form that doesn't stand up straight?!

Me: Don't ask me.

Maria: How do you girls feel?

Sydney: Amazing!

Nanette: I feel powerful!

Sheila: Same here.

Me: See for yourselves.

I formed a mirror and they saw that they were Pokemon. Sydney was now a Blastoise, Nanette was now a Charizard and Sheila was now a Venusaur.

Sydney: Cool! I'm a Blastoise!

Nanette: I'm a Charizard!

Sheila: And I'm a Venusaur!

Sydney: This is awesome!

Eric Loud: You three look awesome as some of my favorite Pokemon.

Numbuh 84: They sure do.

Me: And here comes the perfect targets.

I pointed to the lake and we saw a massive armada of Battleships and it was the last of the remnants of Team Rocket.

Me: They have an armada of battleships this time!

Nico: This is gonna get ugly!

Team Rocket man: TIME YOU FOR YOU ALL TO DIE! THIS IS FOR TEAM ROCKET! FIRE EVERYTHING AT WILL!

Then the ships fired missiles, cannons and laser blasts at us and they hit the sands and trees and beaches around us and turned our grounds into a huge war zone!

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Sydney: Lets get them girls!

Nanette: Yeah!

Sydney fired a massive Hydro Pump blast, Nanette fired a powerful Flamethrower blast and Sheila fired a massive Solar Beam Blast!

Their blasts combined and they slammed into a battleship and exploded and the blast blew it into a million pieces in a fiery explosion!

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The explosion sunk it.

Me: WHOA! Nice job girls!

Eric Loud: I'll finish the rest girls. Here's a technique I learned on the fly.

Eric stood ready.

Landon: What is Eric doing?

Eric got into a familiar stance.

Eric Loud: (Cups hands to side) KAAAAAAA MEEEEEEE HAAAAAAA MEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

He fired a powerful Kamehameha Wave and it flew over the water and went into space and the waves from the water sunk the entire fleet of battleships!

Me: WHOA! Eric that was awesome!

Landon: Way to go Eric!

Han: That's our big bro.

Master Roshi: Well done Eric!

Goku: That was incredible!

Sheila: Way to go Eric!

But the remnants of Team Rocket weren't done yet as a massive armada of submarines came.

Team Rocket man: All right! Lets see you destroy my submarines this time! FIRE AT WILL!

They fired a massive barrage of missiles at us and they all hit around us and exploded all over.

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Me: Girls lets hit them with our combined power.

Sydney: Lets do it!

Nanette: Yeah!

Sheila: This is gonna be good!

Me: (Cups hands to side) KAAAAAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I fired a powerful red Kamehameha Wave and Sydney fired a wave of water, Nanette fired a blast of fire and Sheila fired a blast of light and the blasts all combined and they slammed into the submarines all at once and they all exploded with incredible power!

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The submarines and all the battleships were completely destroyed and some of the remnants of Team Rocket washed up on the shore and we tied them up and the police came and arrested them.

Me: Awesome job girls!

Sheila: That was awesome!

Nanette: Yeah!

Sydney: This was awesome!

Laney: Cousin Eric how did you learn the Kamehameha Wave?

Eric Loud: I picked it up on the fly and learned it by watching it on Dragonball Z.

Me: Hey that's very coincidental. I learned it the exact same way.

Goku: I learned it by watching how Master Roshi did it.

Master Roshi: It took me 50 years to develop the Kamehameha Wave and Goku, J.D. and you learned it in seconds. Well done Eric.

Eric Loud: Thanks Master Roshi.

Sheila: That's my awesome boyfriend for you.

Me: We have have 2 minutes left.

Sheila: It was fun while it lasted.

Lincoln: But you did a great job girls.

Krillin: Yeah! You all did really well.

Tien: I agree.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: 15 seconds left. Boys cover your eyes and Master Roshi, no tricks.

Everyone covered their eyes.

Me: 3...2...1...0.

I covered my eyes and Sydney, Nanette and Sheila groaned in pain and they were reverting back. Sheila had her flower go back into her back and her eyes changed back and her hair grew back and she stood up as her skin changed back. Nanette had her wings and tail go back in and her neck and head reverted back and her eyes changed back and her hair grew back and her skin turned back and Sydney lost her shell and cannons and her skin reverted back and so did her eyes and her hair changed back. They were back to human.

Nanette: And just like that, we're naked.

Maria, Leni and Teresa gave them some towels and they wrapped them around their bodies.

Me: This was awesome!

Laney: It sure was.


Later we were waiting at the hospital when we found out that Jackie hurt her leg again.

[A television was fuzzing on the screen. The screen starts at Leni's Driving exam at the DMV School. Leni backs the boat against the lighthouse and Marybeth Jeanne Oliver was crying herself. The lighthouse knocks over and falls onto Jackie's leg.]

CRASH! CRUNCH!

Jackie: My leg! (1) [gets hit by antenna; the screen then shows Jackie at the circus, where she is run over by an Old Scoot's stroller and crushes her leg in the process] Ah! My leg! (2) [the screen then shows Jackie doing weight lifting, where the weights crush her legs] My leg! (3) [the screen then shows Jackie fishing out her leg] Hmm? My leg (4) [the screen then shows Jackie being part of Charlie's magic show, where her leg is detached] My leg! (5) [the screen then shows Jackie changing the channel on her television, where her leg is shown] My leg? (6) [the screen then shows Jackie being crushed by a steamroller, which hurts BOTH of her legs] My leg?! (7) [the screen then shows Jackie's leg being drilled in the garbage disposal] My leg! (8) [the screen then shows Jackie in a dress being blown by an air vent like Marilyn Monroe in the 1955 movie The Seven Year Itch, revealing realistic legs] (Seductively) My leg... (9) [the screen then shows Jackie's leg being sawed off, and then taken, by aliens] My leg! (10) [the screen then shows Jackie's leg being served as a dinner entrée to a hungry cannibal at a restaurant] My leg! (11) [the screen then shows Jackie's leg being zapped by a mad scientist; she whimpers] My leg! (12)

[Finally, the screen shows Jackie sitting in the fields next to a maple tree. A leaf floats down on her leg and it disintegrates into dust.]

Doctor: [chuckles] That last one put my daughter through college. [Jackie growls at him] All right, let's get this over with. [holds out a really big spinning blade]

Jackie: [gasps and the doctor saws her cast] My leg, (13) my leg, (14) my leg, (15) my leg, (16) my leg! (17) My leeeeeeeeg! (18) [the cast comes apart] Ooh. Hmm! Feels great! Thanks, Doc! [accidentally kicks the doctor's face]

POW!

Doctor: I'm glad, Jackie. But you've got to be more careful with...[pulls down an x-ray of Jackie's leg] your leg! (19) [rolls the x-ray back up]

Jackie: Ah, come on, Doc. It's just my leg! (20) [accidentally kicks the doctor out the window] I've got another one.

Doctor: Just your leg? (21) [climbs back in through the window, grabs Jackie's leg and whacks Jackie in the face] Just your leg?! (22) [lets go of Jackie's leg] All right, Jackie, the next time you come in here with a hurt leg (23), I'm going to replace it with... [opens cabinet]

Jackie: With what?

Doctor: [holds up a robotic leg] A robot leg! (24)

Jackie: Cool!

Doctor: It might be cool to you, Jackie, but how does the robot feel about it? [pulls out a robot and it grabs Jackie]

Tom (robot): Don't take my leg! (25) Don't take my leg! (26) [sobs]

Jackie: [pulls the robot off her] Okay, Doc, I get it. I'll take better care of my leg! (27) I promise. [leaves]

Doctor: Nice job, Tom.

[The doctor and Tom, the robot, give each other a high-five. The scene changes to Jackie exiting the hospital, where she meets up with Leni and us.]

Me: Hiya Jackie.

Laney: How are you feeling?

Jackie: Much better thank you.

Leni: [holding flowers and a balloon] Hello, Jackie. Your leg! (28) Looks great.

Nico: It sure does.

Leni: I'm sorry you got hurt Jackie.

Jackie: I know Leni. But My leg! (29) is better than ever.

Leni: Oh, Jackie, I'm so sorry I drove that freight train onto your leg! (30)

[The scene changes into a flashback. Jackie is stretching her leg out onto the railroad will sipping down a drink. Suddenly, Leni comes rolling by the tracks on a small freight train laughing while she has fun with Lily, running over Jackie's leg.]

Leni: [chuckles] Choo-choo.

Jackie: My leg! (31)

[An ambulance drives by. The paramedics pick up Jackie and drive her away to the hospital. The flashback ends and Lily squiggles her body.]

Lily: [laughs] Flashbacks tickle.

Me: Funny.

Jackie leaves and then Krusty and Dr. Light show up.

Kairi: Hey, Krusty. What are you and Dr. Light doing here?

Krusty: Well, today's our day off. So, I thought the two of us can hang out with you guys for today.

Me: That's cool.

Dr. Light: I'm rather grateful that Kardiak's destroyed. He never was very social to me and the others.

Me: I don't think he was ever social with anyone.

Lana: Yeah.

Tara: Red Star, out of curiosity, how did you survive that explosion?

Me: That's what I want to know.

Speedy: And did any of the Brotherhood of Evil members go after you?

Red Star: As a matter of fact they did. Dr. Light mostly. And I survived that explosion by releasing all the radiation in the endless void of space.

Me: Wow.

Leni: Ooh, I know. I'll protect Jackie's leg! (32) From harm, incognito.

Me: Lets do it.

[ On our way to the mall, we see that Jackie is going to step in an oil puddle. Laney forms a bed of leaves and they cover the oil puddle so Jackie wouldn't slip on it.]

Laney: Good save.

[Luan sees that Jackie is going to slip on a banana peel. She fired a beam of light and obliterates the banana peel and then Jackie is about to step on a pile of tacks. Lincoln slides underneath her and shields her from the pointy spikes. Lincoln sticks out his tongue and its covered with tacks. We see Jackie about to step on a foothold trap. Lana then steps in and gets into the trap to prevent Jackie from stepping in it.]

Lana: Yowch! [groans]

Lola: Lana!

Lana was taken to the infirmary.

[We continued to follow Jackie the mall.]

Jackie: Hey everybody, look who's back!

Mall workers: My leg! (33)

[As Jackie goes to begin her shopping, we all continue to follow her. We hide behind the clothing rack just as Jackie is preparing to go shopping. Jackie is doing some heavy shopping for clothes.]

Leni: Oh no. She has to be careful even while shopping. Must think. [puts on a her workers outfit; talks in a deep voice] Welcome back to the mall Jackie. Nice leg (34) work. But you know, it's a lot safer if you use a...[pulls out a table leg] table leg (35) instead.

Jackie: Wow! Really?

Leni: [chuckles] Now Jackie, I wouldn't pull your leg! (36) Watch this. [pushes the clothes around in the clothing rack, but the clothes ends up sending her into a sawmill] Huh?

[With Leni jamming the machine, it starts to overload and the construction workers flee the mill. The factory unleashes a devastating explosion.]

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[The smoke clears and Leni pops out from the debris.]

Leni: [sighs] Well, at least Jackie's leg! (37) is safe. [collapse on the ground; as she collapsed, she is cut into several pieces of wood]

Leni: Ouch.

Krusty: Oh man. This is too painful to watch.

[The scene changes to Jackie receiving therapy from a podiatrist named Dr. Charley Horse.]

Jackie: My leg! (38) Is really stressing out, Dr. Charley Horse.

Dr. Charley Horse: [examining Jackie's leg] Hmm. Uh-huh. [twists Jackie's leg and bite it] You're right, Jackie. It's so tense. But I've got just the remedy. Take off your shoes and follow me.

Sherman: Jackie, maybe you should take it easy on the leg.

Jackie: I know but I'll be fine.

[Jackie takes off his shoes and follows Dr. Charley Horse. Leni and Lily pop out of Jackie's shoes.]

Lily: [wearing a gas mask] So far this plan stinks.

Leni: This is no time to be smelling stinks, Lily. I need to protect Jackie's leg! (39) And I can't do it alone.

Dr. Charley Horse: The only way to relax your leg! (40) Is to walk on... [removes the rug and reveals a patch of burning, red hot coals underneath] hot coals.

Leni and Lily: Hot coals?!

Me: Firewalking.

Nico: Awesome.

Carol: That is gonna be tough.

[Leni goes to protect Jackie while Lily hides in a sock.]

Dr. Charley Horse: Now Leni, close your eyes, and repeat after me the ancient mantra: My feet (41) are cold. My feet (42) are cold.

Jackie and Dr. Charley Horse: My feet (43) are cold.

Jackie: My feet (44) are cold. [stretches her foot out over the hot coals]

[Leni gasps and lays herself underneath Jackie's feet as she prepares to walk on the red hot coals.]

Jackie: My feet (45) are cold. [walks on top of Leni as she burns] My feet (46) are cold.

Leni: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

We were wincing as Leni was burning.

Jackie: My feet (47) are cold.

[Jackie makes it to the other end of the hot coals. Leni hops out screaming in pain as her body is on fire. She flies around Jackie.]

Jackie: Whoa! [falls on the hot coals] My butt! (48)

[Leni flies around Dr. Charley Horse, accidentally making him step on the hot coals.]

Dr. Charley Horse: [his voice gets higher and starts to shrink as he walks on the hot coals] Oh my feet (49) are cold, my feet (50) are cold, my feet (51) are cold, my feet (52) are cold! [disappears; forms a word above the coals and whispers] Transcendence.

Jackie: Ooh.

Me: Maybe I should do firewalking to help me out.

Nico: Good idea.

[The scene changes to Jackie walking in the streets in Gotham Royal York. Leni and Lily appear in disguises as bodyguards.]

Leni: [imitates static] All quiet on the right side.

Lily: [imitates static] All quiet on the left side. [bashes Comic Book Guy out of the way] Sorry, Comic Book Guy.

[Leni moves an old woman out of the way.]

Old woman: Oh!

Leni: Sorry, ma'am.

Fred: Hey, what's going on here?

[A girl scout appears in front of them.]

Girl Scout: Would you like to buy some cookies?

Lily: I'll take a few thank you.

She handed Girl Jordan some money and she gave her a bunch of boxes of cookies.

Leni: Mayday, Chicken Leg! (53) We got a situation on the griddle! [wraps her body around Jackie's leg]

Lily then saw a bunch of muggers coming!

Girl Jordan: I got this!

[Girl Jordan grabs Lily and she brutally beats the thugs up and whacks them around on the ground while holding her leg with her teeth. She heavily pants like a wild savage beast until she picks up the rest of the boxes and returns to her sweet innocent self.]

Girl Jordan: Sorry about that Lily.

[She skips away and Jackie removes Leni's sunglasses.]

Jackie: Leni? Why are you following my leg?! (54) [pulls Leni off her leg]

Leni: Jackie, you have to listen to me. Your leg! (55) Is in constant danger. Isn't that so, Lily?

Lily: Ow. I think I hurt my leg. (56) [shows the bite mark on her leg]

Me: Yikes.

Leni and Jackie: Your what?

Lily: [screams] My leg! (57)

[An ambulance arrives. The paramedics grab Lily, throw her in, and drive her away.]

Jackie: [sobs] Aw gee, some guys get all the lucky breaks. [kicks an empty can in Leni's face]

Leni: [pulls the can off her face] At least you know that your leg's! (58) Perimeter is secured.

Jackie: I know. I just miss being at the hospital.

Leni: Why?

Me: Why's that?

Jackie: Well, secretly...

Leni: Ooh! [We all lean closer to listen]

Jackie: [whispers] I'm in love with a nurse.

Me: Aww.

Leni: Ooh, you're in love with a nurse? Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! [forms into a heart and sighs; a cupid arrow pops Leni back to her normal form] Jackie, I've got an idea. Why don't we hurt your leg! (59) So you can be reunited with your manly fair?

Me: Yeah!

Jackie: Let's do it! And we should step on it. It's almost time for his break.

Me: We better hurry then.

Leni: I'd say it's almost time for your break.

[Leni and Jackie share a laugh and Luan laughs with them. Leni takes out a toy hammer and hits Jackie's leg with it, but it didn't do any physical harm.]

Leni: I should probably use something stronger.

Jackie: Yeah, probably.

[The scene changes to Leni and Jackie climbing over the wall at Gotham Royal York Prison. Leni taps the shoulder of a nearby convict working on the rocks.]

Convict: Hmm?

[Jackie stretches out her leg and Leni quietly explains to the convict to hit it with his hammer.]

Leni: Ahh?

Convict: Hmm? Mm-mm.

[Leni grabs the hammer and goes to hit Jackie's leg with it. But the hammer slips out of her hand and it lands on the convict's foot. The screen becomes black and white and like a silent movie, the convict words "My Leg!" (60) appears on the screen when he screams. The ambulance arrives again. The paramedics climb out, throw the convict in, and drive away. Leni and Jackie snap their fingers in disgust. The scene changes to Jackie and Leni in the forest. Leni has three jars full of electric eels and battery chargers attached to them. She puts two other battery chargers on Jackie's leg in an attempt to have the eels electrocute it.]

Leni: [takes out a stick] Hmm. [pokes the jars]

[The eels come out of the jars and repeatedly bit and electrocute Leni. Leni comes back, now incredibly swollen and burned and lightning is arching around her, and snaps her finger in disgust. The scene changes to Jackie sprinkling salt on her leg. Leni rings the bell and a family of ferocious bears appear. But instead of biting Leni's leg, they lick the salt off. Leni snaps his fingers in disgust. The scene changes to Leni tying Jackie's leg to the railroad tracks.]

Leni: Trust me, Jackie, your leg! (61) (49) Is as good as broken.

Jackie: Oh, my sweet nurse man. I'll be there soon, my love!

Leni: And here comes the love train, right on schedule!

[A train with hearts steaming out comes riding down the tracks. Just as the train gets closer, Tom the robot appears. Tom stops the train and throws it off the track.]

Tom (robot): Don't hurt your leg! (62) Don't hurt your leg! (63)

Me: Mr. Robot, that is very rude. How are we supposed to break Jackie's leg! (64) (52) Now?

[Tom's head explodes in anger.]

Me: Bring it!

Jackie: He's just afraid if I hurt my leg! (65) The doctor will replace it with his leg! (66)

Leni: Oh, is that all? Shucks, he can have a new leg! (67) I was taught how to make robotic limbs by Lisa. [pulls out a robot kit and she made an awesome new left leg] Boink! [sticks the leg on Tom] Enjoy.

Tom (robot): [laughing] Thank you, Leni woman. This one is even better than my leg! (68)

Me: That was very clever Lily.

[The ambulance arrives again. The paramedics climb out, throw Tom in, and drive away.]

Jackie: Aw, it's no use, guys. Maybe the nurse and me were never meant to be.

Leni: Now, don't put your tail between your legs! (69) Just yet, Jackie. I've got the perfect plan to get you back to the hospital. Okay, here's what we do... [a boulder then crushes Leni's leg!] My leg! (70)

[The ambulance falls back down, crashing on top of Jackie. The paramedics climb out, throw Leni inside the ambulance, and drive away, leaving Jackie with some tire marks.]

Jackie: My head and torso! (71) Wow, that's crazy. They hit me everywhere except my legs! (72)

Me: They sure did.

[The paramedics grab Jackie and drive away. The scene changes to the hospital where Leni, Lily, the convict, and Tom the robot have their legs casted up. Jackie, however, has her entire body casted up except for her legs.]

Jackie: [sighs] Thank you, Leni. If it wasn't for you, I never would have made it back to my angel god.

Leni: Oh, don't thank me, Jackie. Your leg! (73) Did all the heavy lifting. I can't wait to meet this angel god of yours.

Jackie: Well, wait no longer, Leni. Hello, Nurse Lubowski!

Leni: Nurse Lubowski?

[Jackie's secret crush turns out to be a strong, bulky bodybuilder nurse named Nurse Lubowski. He enters the room with a wet sponge.]

Nurse Lubowski: Sponge bath time!

Leni, Lily, Convict, and Tom (robot): [all scared] No!

Lily: [frantic] I don't want to! Oh, no, no! [cries]

Nurse Lubowski: Scrub, scrub, scrubbity, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub [grabs Lily and violently scrubs her with the sponge]

Convict and Tom: No!

[Tom and the convict tremble in fear at the sight, but Jackie doesn't seem to be afraid of him at all.]

Jackie: You know, this reminds me of a song.

[Jackie takes out a ukulele and begins to play music. Tom and the convict attempt to dig themselves out of the hospital to escape Nurse Lubowski, but eventually decides to join in the music. Jackie saws her face out through the cast.]

Jackie: When I met you, my fingers went numb and my arms were all aloof. But I tripped over your heart. And now, my loneliness went poof. Because... My leg (74) is in love! Hey, my leg (75) is in love! Like an old, snug shoe that fits like a glove! My leg (76) is in love! Wow! My leg (77) is in love! Through my femur to the marrow is where Cupid shot an arrow! So, my leg (78) is in love! Whoa! My leg (79) is in love! My calves are getting restless! My quads are going crazy! I'm in love with a nurse and I think his name is Tazie!

[Nurse Lubowski is wringing Lily out with the wringer. He stops and starts listening to Jackie's song about him.]

Nurse Lubowski: [blushes] Me?

Chorus: Her leg (80) is in love! Yeah! Her leg (81) is in love!

Jackie: I really mean it! Yeah, my leg! (82)

Chorus: Her leg! (83) (70)

Jackie: Oh, yes!

Chorus: Oh, yes!

Jackie: My leg (84) is in love!

Chorus: Her leg (85) is in love!

Jackie: Yeah!

Leni: [as Cupid] Hey, I always wanted to show a little leg! (86) [laughs]

Nurse Lubowski: [kisses Jackie] Mwah, mwah, mwah.

[The screen closes and cuts Jackie's leg off.]

Jackie: [screaming] My leeeeeeeeeeeeeg! (87)

[The ambulance drives up. The paramedic takes Jackie's leg and drives away, ending the episode.]

Me: (To the viewers) Take care of your body and it will take care of you.

THE END


Another awesome chapter done.

MY LEG! from SpongeBob was one of the funniest episodes I've ever seen. It was awesome and Kevin Michael Richardson did a great job voicing Nurse Bazooka and it was so funny! It aired on May 8, 2018 and it was so funny! NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man. Next up is another SpongeBob episode. but this one takes place in the ocean. It's gonna be for Sandy, SpongeBob and The Worm and it's gonna be so funny as the Neptune Crusaders stop the Alaskan Bull Worm from destroying Bikini Bottom.

See you all tomorrow.