At the estate, we were watching TV and playing card games and having fun.

Me: So far things have been quiet.

Carly Carmine: Yep.

Carly was with us to watch her kids and they were growing like weeds and learning fast.

Laney: Your kids are growing fast Carly.

Carly Carmine: I know.

May then came in.

May: Guys I have some big news to tell you and Nico.

Nico: What is it May?

May: Nico, guys I don't know how to say this but I...

Me: What is it May?

May: I'm Pregnant.

We gasped.

Nico: What!? You're pregnant!?

May: Yes.

Nico: Oh May! I am so happy!

He hugged her!

Nico: I'm gonna be a father!

May: Oh Nico! I was so afraid of how you would react.

We cheered wildly for her and Nico.

Me: Way to go Nico!

Manaphy: Yay mama!

Poliwag: Awesome!

Poromon: This is awesome!

Laney: We're so happy for you May!

May then got sick.

She went to the trash can and threw up.

Manaphy: Mama?

Nico: It's all right Manaphy. It's part of the natural process. The first phase is morning sickness.


The following weeks May went through the natural pregnancy process. Next came the Mood Swings.

May: (to Manaphy) Out of the way, brat!

Manaphy: (starts to cry) Mama, why?!

May: Manaphy, I'm so sorry!

Nico came in with an army helmet on.

Nico: Manaphy she's not really mad at you for real. She's going through mood swings.

Manaphy: Mood swings?

Nico: Her body is changing during the pregnancy. Your mood changes with it. One minute you're happy, then sad, then mad, then stable, that sort of thing.

Manaphy: Oh I get it.

Nico: It's part of the natural process. You just have to get used to it.

Serena: Yeah.

May: (Crying) I want ice cream!

Nico: See?

Manaphy: Oh I get it.

Nico: We just have to put up with it during the pregnancy.

Manaphy: Wow.

We were in for a long 10 months.


French Narrator: (French Accent) Ahh, another peaceful evening in Bikini Bottom. Listen to the tropical tranquility. [we see the town of Bikini Bottom; something underground is tunneling and consumes the Bikini Bottom sign] Uh-oh. [the tunneling thing moves on to the rest of Bikini Bottom; a cop is writing a ticket for a car parked near a fire hydrant; the thing, still invisible, makes eating noises; we then see that the car has disappeared, so the cop picks up the fire hydrant, moves it to the adjacent car, and places the ticket on that car, whistling as he casually walks away; the thing moves on to SpongeBob's house; Gary wakes up, sees the thing, and meows in terror; SpongeBob is still fast asleep]

SpongeBob: [mumbling, half-asleep] Two soups, please. Thank you. [the thing takes SpongeBob's blanket] You keep the change. [the thing takes SpongeBob's pillow] What? [he wakes up fully and stares fixedly at the thing in terror; camera zooms out to show half of the pineapple house's walls missing]

The following morning, The Neptune Crusaders were walking through the town and they saw that the town was in a state of panic.

Varie: What is going on here?

Lana: I don't know.

Lily: Look at this guys!

They went over to where a mans house was at and they saw that the house had a huge bite hole in it.

Lily: WHOA!

Luna: What happened there dudes?

Cleo: Something blew a hole out of that house.

Lana: That's not an explosion hole. Something took a huge bite out of it.

Varie: What kind of creature would make a hole this huge?

SpongeBob: I know what it was!

They saw SpongeBob.

Maria: Hey, Spongebob. Is something wrong?

SpongeBob: I gathered everyone at the Krusty Krab. Lets go!

[The next scene shows SpongeBob talking to the crowd at the Krusty Krab]

SpongeBob: I saw it! It was big! It was all wiggly! And it ate everything!

Patrick: That's horrible! [gobbles down a whole tray of food, containers and all]

Maria: What was it?

SpongeBob: It was an Alaskan Bull Worm! [each of the three words appears on screen; "Alaskan" written in icy letters, "Bull" written in furry letters, and "Worm!" written in letters that resemble worms. The crowd murmurs worriedly]

Sydney: An Alaskan Bull Worm?

Gali: That must be one huge worm.

Lana: A giant worm!? (Drools) Oh boy!

Lily: Wow.

Fred: He ate my wheelbarrow! [he has his wheelbarrow with a bite taken out of it]

Sydney: He got you too?

Fred: Yep.

Nancy Suzy Fish: He ate my children's homework! [her two kids wink simultaneously and give a big thumbs-up]

Maria: That's good for you guys?

Unnamed Fish 3: [has a huge bite taken out of his butt] ...Do I need to say it?

Varie: Ouch. I'll get you fixed up.

Unnamed Fish 3: Thanks Varie.

Unnamed Fish 4: [crowd murmurs some more] How can we protect ourselves?

Mr. Krabs: I've got it! Let's all buy a Krabby Patty! [crowd boos and throws ketchup and mustard bottles at him]

Maria: That's enough guys!

Nat Peterson: We should lock our doors!

Mable: We should call my nephew!

Knight Fish: We should dig a moat!

Patrick: We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else! [crowd immediately quiets down]

Squilliam: That idea may just be crazy enough... To get us all killed! [crowd resumes fretting]

Patrick: [Amongst the murmuring] What's wrong with my idea?

Horsea: Patrick, putting Bikini Bottom somewhere else won't work!

Maria: I agree. It won't help with anything.

Then Hydro Man, Ebon and Vexen appeared.

Hydro Man: I'm sorry. Did we come out a bad time? Because we only came to get some Krabby Patties.

Maria: The whole town is in an uproar because a huge Alaskan Bull Worm is eating everything in its path.

Ebon: Man that's terrible!

Fred: Let's get someone to go after it!

Mr. Krabs: There ain't no one fool enough to take on an Alaskan Bull Worm! [a horrible screeching noise is heard; the crowd cringes; we see a scary-looking old guy in a raincoat with a hook for a hand, scraping it on the window of the Krusty Krab; he stops]

Maria: OW!

Emma: That hurt!

Unnamed Sailor: You got a bathroom in this place?

Mr. Krabs: [looks slightly peeved] In the back.

Unnamed Sailor: [legs wobble] Thanks. [he runs for it]

Sandy: [under a wide-brimmed cowboy hat] I'll catch your worm for ya, that is if'n you're willin' ta pay. [tips brim up]

Mr. Krabs: Nooo! You'll never get a cent out of me! [runs to block the cash register with his body] Never! I'd rather that worm come in here right now and eat you all alive! [begins foaming at the mouth; the crowd looks at him strangely; he calms down] ...Sorry.

Cleo: Relax, Mr. Krabs. We'll find the worm and destroy it easily. Shouldn't be that hard.

Maria: Yeah.

Sandy: [laughs good-naturedly] Aw, shucks. I don't want your money. I was just playing up the drama of the moment, is all. [Mr. Krabs chuckles, which gradually turns into crying; Sandy continues] Nope. I'm not gonna take that spineless critter down for nothing, 'cause this is personal. Look. My tail's gone! [she shows them; crowd gasps]

Maria: Ouch!

Varie: Geez! He got you too Sandy?

Sandy: Yep. Varmint must've got it while I had my back turned, the coward! [crowd sympathizes] I am gonna get back what's mine! [crowd cheers]

Lily: Yeah!

SpongeBob: [looks alarmed] What!? But, Sandy, you don't know what you're up against! We're talking about an Alaskan Bull Worm! [the three words appear on screen again]

Maria: I don't know what this worm looks like but it looks dangerous.

Horsea: Yeah.

Sandy: Well, I don't know nothing about Alaska, but looky here. [she pulls out a wallet with pictures] Back in Texas I wrangled bulls, and I wrangled worms. [we see pictures of a real-life squirrel with a lasso around a bull, then a lasso around a worm] Far as I'm concerned, doing 'em both together just saves rope. Now I'm gonna go kick me some worm tail! Yee-haw! [she runs to the doors of the Krusty Krab; the crowd goes wild]

Maria: Lets go!

SpongeBob: But, Sandy, you don't know!

Sandy: Don't worry, SpongeBob. I won't be long. [leaves]

SpongeBob: [chases after her] Sandy! Sandy!

The Neptune Crusaders, Ebon, Vexen and Hydro Man followed.

Mr. Krabs: [amidst the still-cheering crowd] Go get 'em, Sandy! We have the utmost confidence in you!

Scene cuts back to the Neptune Crusaders going after the worm.

SpongeBob: Wait! Sandy!

Sandy: Hey, SpongeBob, you coming to watch?

SpongeBob: Sandy, don't go!

Sandy: Why not?

SpongeBob: Sandy, I saw it! It's big, scary, and pink! [each word appears on the screen; "Big" displayed in large letters, "Scary" in green drippy letters, and "Pink" in pink fuzzy cursive letters]

Sandy: So's Patrick's belly button, but I ain't afraid of that, neither.

Varie: I'm not afraid of a worm either.

SpongeBob: You'll get massacred! [collapses into sponge-cubes]

Lily: EW!

Sandy: SpongeBob, I'm from Texas. What you think is big and what I think is big are two totally different "big"s. Besides, he's got my tail. I can't take that sitting down.

Varie: I don't blame you.

Sandy: Yeah.

SpongeBob: Okay, but what if the worm didn't take your tail?

Sandy: If that worm ain't got my tail, who does?

SpongeBob: [unconvincingly] Um, I do?

Sandy: You do? Where?

SpongeBob: Um... in my pocket.

Sandy: Well, why didn't you just say so? Give it here! Come on! [SpongeBob looks nervous, pulls something from his pocket, and opens his hand] SpongeBob, that's a paper clip... and a piece of string.

SpongeBob: [shakes head, meekly] No, it's not, this is your tail.

Sandy: [annoyed] SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: [defensively] How would you know!? It's always behind you! Oh, don't go, don't go, don't go! [he jumps onto the front of Sandy's air helmet and hugs it]

Sandy: [pulls him off] SpongeBob, what is the matter with you? Now, I'm gonna go give that legless rascal what-for... and there ain't nothin' you can say to stop me! [resumes walking]

SpongeBob: Oh, yeah? What if I said... 'blargen fedibble no-hip'?

Varie: That doesn't even make any sense.

Lily: Yeah.

Sandy: [stops] Well, I gotta admit, that's slowing me down, but I'm still going for him! [continues]

Varie: But Sandy we're just as concerned for you as SpongeBob is.

Sandy: I'm still going.

SpongeBob: [appears next to Sandy as she strides along] You know, tails are so overrated. Let's just forget about it and go home. [Sandy keeps walking; SpongeBob reappears] I've got ice cream! With nuts... [Sandy continues; SpongeBob appears once more, this time with a goofy squirrel mask on his face] Sandy, this is your pappy speaking, and I forbid you to go after this worm! Y'all come back here, young lady!

Sandy: You ain't my pa!

Lily: Nice try though.

SpongeBob: [stands in front of her with boxing gloves] Sandy, if you want to get to that worm, you're gonna have to go through me! [Sandy pushes through his body as if walking through a pair of swinging doors]

Bella: Well she went through you.

SpongeBob: [He grabs her ankles, crying] Sandy, no! I can't let you! I'm not gonna let you get killed. If you find him, you'll get eaten for sure!

Sydney: This worm must be really big.

Sandy: Ain't no way some dumb old sea worm's gonna make a meal of me. I'm too Texas tough!

SpongeBob: [still crying and holding onto her ankles] No, not tough enough. Not tough enough!

Sandy: SpongeBob, quit your worrying. I can take care of myself. After all, who's the strongest critter in Bikini Bottom? [she grabs an anchor and pulls a boat down from the surface]

Lily: WOW!

Nokama: She is REALLY strong!

SpongeBob: You are.

Sandy: And who put the hi-yah, hi, ho, "K" in karate? [makes a K shape]

SpongeBob: [shaped like a U] You did.

Lana: And she's a great teacher.

Sandy: And who saves your yellow backside from certain destruction on a regular basis?

SpongeBob: [his butt has "Property of Sandy Cheeks" printed on it, states it meekly] You do.

Varie: And who is the greatest girlfriend you got SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Sandy is.

Sandy: Right. And I can handle your little bull worm too, 'cause I am the best there is! There ain't nothin' too big or too ornery for me to catch.

SpongeBob: Okay.

Sandy: Say it.

SpongeBob: There isn't anything...

Sandy: Ain't nothin'!

SpongeBob: [in a high-pitched voice like Sandy] Ain't nothin' [normal voice] too big or too ornery for you to catch. But... [Sandy cuts him off] But... [cuts him off again] And... [cuts him off again] We... [cuts him off again] I... [cuts him off again] Yeah but...

Sandy: No!

SpongeBob: You see...

Sandy: No!

SpongeBob: I... [Sandy cuts him off one last time with a frustrated groan]

Sandy: [picks up some sand from the ground as if tracking an animal and sniffs it] Worm sign. [she holds a small sign in her palm that has "WORM" painted on it; looks up] He's in that cave.

Lana: Here we go.

SpongeBob: Sandy, are you sure you...?

Sandy: Course I am! I'm going in, and I ain't coming out 'til I got me a big heaping plate of worm stew. [she walks into the cave; SpongeBob hides behind a rock and shudders; we hear Sandy inside the cave] Aha! There you are, you tail-nabbin' varmint! Hi-yah! [we hear karate noises; Sandy peeks out of the cave] I'm winnin', SpongeBob! [resumes fighting]

SpongeBob: Sandy, that's not...! [more fighting noises; Sandy peeks out again]

Sandy: This shouldn't take long. [resumes fighting]

SpongeBob: Sandy, that's not...!

Sandy: Almost done!

SpongeBob: Sandy!

Sandy: Yee-haw! [comes out riding a pink-segmented thing] I got him, SpongeBob! [makes a giant knot and stands on it proudly]

SpongeBob: [still uneasy] Sandy...?

Sandy: Boy, howdy. This critter put up some sort of fight. But I'm from Texas, and as you can see, no worm is a match for me. I even found my tail! [we see that she has tied the fur to the small remainder of her tail]

SpongeBob: That's not the worm.

Sandy: [looking annoyed with her arms crossed] Pardon?

SpongeBob: That's not the worm. That's his tongue! [camera zooms out to show that SpongeBob is right; the opening of the cave is actually the worm's open mouth; his eyes make a squishy blinking noise]

Sydney: That's the worm?!

Lana: IT'S HUGE!

Lily: BIG!

Hydro Man: Mommy.

Sandy: ...Ohhhh, this is the tongue. And the whole thing is the... worm. [freaks out] RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! [they all sprint away; the worm chomps down, roars angrily, and chases after them]

SpongeBob: So what's the plan, Sandy? [they look back and see that the worm is approaching faster]

Sandy: Run faster!

Ebon: That's obvious!

SpongeBob: I could've thought of that. Hey, wait a minute! I was right, wasn't I?!

Sandy: Later!

SpongeBob: Ah, he is too big for you, isn't he?

Sandy: Not now, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: I wanna hear you say it!

Sandy: Can we talk about this another time?

SpongeBob: Say it!

Sandy: SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Say it, or I'll trip you! [he continues running on one foot, the other poised to trip Sandy]

Lily: SpongeBob no!

Sandy: No!

SpongeBob: Say it!

Sandy: Not now!

SpongeBob: Say it!

Ebon: For Pete's sake Sandy say it!

Sandy: Okay! You were right, and I was wrong. I was wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! Are you happy now?

SpongeBob: [smiles triumphantly] I knew it. [the worm emits another huge growl; prompting the two to run even faster; they run up and down a sand mound, which the worm plows right through; they run past Fish 3, who is leaning over under his car's hood; his butt is bandaged up; the worm passes by and takes another bite out of him]

Unnamed Fish 3: Not again!

SpongeBob: Uh, Sandy?

Sandy: Yeah?

SpongeBob: What do we do now?

Sandy: [is panting and sweating; the worm growls again; Sandy sees the seemingly endless coral trees in front of them] I've got it! SpongeBob, you still got that paper clip and that string?

SpongeBob: I'm way ahead of you, Sandy. [fashions a necklace out of them] Look, it's a necklace! S for "SpongeBob" or S for "Sandy"! That way they can identify our bodies!

Sandy: No, silly! How about S for "save our skins"? [she takes the string and uses the hook of the paper clip to wrap the string around one of the coral trees; she grabs SpongeBob and swings them up and over the branch onto the worm's back] Yee-haw! Now this is what I call a rodeo! We'll be nice and safe up here!

Vexen: Alright, Ebon. Send that worm into the sun.

Lana: I got this!

Lana flew and expanded her mouth and she ate the whole worm in one bite and chewed it to bits and swallowed it in one gulp! She was on the ground all bloated and stuffed!

Rikki: Lana, are you ok? Is that worm too much for you?

Lana then released a massive and hugely loud belch!

BBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Ebon: Man that worm must've been filling for you.

Vexen: No kidding.

Lily: That's Lana for you. She loves worms.

Lana: Yep.

Varie: Lets head back and get some Krabby Patties.

Sydney: Good idea.

Varie: Another victory for the Neptune Crusaders.

They went back to the Krusty Krab and got some Krabby Patties and they were good.

THE END


Another awesome SpongeBob chapter done.

Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm was a really funny episode! It aired on October 12, 2001 and it was awesome and funny! NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. Get ready for an awesome adventure in history as we meet Officer Buck Tuddrussel, Larry 3000 and Otto Osworth in the Time Squad and journey through an awesome adventure in history as we help the famous 1915 scientist who discovered over 100 uses for the peanut, George Washington Carver, and take down his evil little brother Todd Washington Carver and stop him from ruining George's life! It's gonna be the first ever Time Squad Chapter and it'll be so funny! I hope whoever reads this doesn't have peanut allergies.

See you all tomorrow.