In the estate Infirmary, I was there to check up on our lightning strike survivor Paula. I had her in a wheelchair and she was getting pushed by me.
Me: How are you feeling Paula?
Paula: Getting better. But I still am a little numb.
Me: Well that's okay. It's gonna take a while for you to get back together though.
Paula: I know. But I saw that I have this.
She showed me her hands and I saw lightning arching through them.
Me: Whoa! You have lightning powers now.
Paula: I have lightning powers!?
Me: I know it's a big surprise but you were given your powers for a reason. With great power comes great responsibility.
Paula: I see. But when I get better, I'll help you guys.
Me: Awesome.
I brought her out and parked her in front of the TV.
Lynn: Hey Paula.
Paula: Hey Lynn. How are you doing?
Lynn: Good. But you look like you're doing great.
Paula: Thanks Lynn. I am healing really fast. My leg is not broken anymore and my burns are almost fully healed.
Nico: That's amazing.
Me: The lightning strike unleashed a huge surprise.
Paula: Watch.
She held out her hand and fired a bolt of lightning and it hit Lincoln's old video game system and destroyed it in a powerful explosion!
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Nico: WHOA!
Lynn: WHOA! Paula that was awesome!
Varie: She has lightning powers now!
Lynn: Yeah!
Lincoln: Looks like we have a new addition to our team of lightning.
Paula: You sure do. Sorry about your game system Lincoln.
Lincoln: It's all right. It's one of my old throwaway game systems and I didn't need it anymore.
Paula: Oh.
Me: I was surprised myself. But when Paula is back to full strength, she will need a lot of training in how to control it.
Fire Man, Aqua, Sora and Kairi then came.
Fire Man: This is the first time any of us have chosen to turn into the opposite gender.
Sora: It sure is.
Kairi: It's gonna be really cool.
Me: Oh right. You guys ready to find out what it's like to switch genders?
Sora: We sure are.
Kairi: This will be awesome.
Me: Okay. But it will only last until dinner.
Sora: Right.
Me: Here we go.
I snapped my fingers and Sora and Kairi were enveloped in a pillar of light.
Rikochet: Are you two feeling any pain at all?
Sora: (Girls Voice) None at all.
Kairi: (Boys Voice) It's amazing.
When the light faded, Sora was dressed in a red version of Kairi's clothes and had shorter hair and Kairi was dressed in a blue version of Sora's Clothes and was taller.
Scavenger: How do you two feel?
Sora: Amazing.
Kairi: This is amazing. I can now do all kinds of stuff that boys do.
Sora: It's amazing.
Gears: What do we call you two when you're like this?
Sora: I'll be called Serah.
Kairi: And I'll be called Kai.
Me: Good names.
Aqua: Looks like you're my little sister till dinner bro.
We laughed.
Later as we were watching TV, we were getting strange reports of numerous kids getting arrested for causing Prank Calls. And numerous kids are gonna be executed for capital punishment for doing prank calls. We had a crooked vigilante cop organization running amok and they were doing all kinds of barbaric unconstitutional acts of evil.
Me: Something is really wrong here guys.
Nico: Yeah these Phone Police are not friendly.
Laney: We have got to stop them or else they will destroy our cities future.
Lana: What are the Phone Police?
Me: Lets see here.
I pulled up the info of the Phone Police.
Many people believe them to be just an urban legend. However they very much do exist, they are a secret vigilante police group. They strictly enforce the rules of the telephone often without mercy. They enforce certain rules of using the telephone, to anyone who breaks these rules they will eventually find you and arrest.
Their three main rules are:
1. You don't let it ring for too long.
2. You don't leave it off the hook.
3. You certainly do NOT make prank phone calls!
To anyone whom is caught by them breaking these rules, they will eventually catch the person one way or another. When they capture a person (usually a child) they lock him or her up into a dark jail cell for the rest of their lives and they'll never be seen or heard from again.
When the prisoner is locked away, they use their reality altering powers, to change reality and make it look as if that captured prisoner never existed and is nothing but an urban legend. They'll give the prisoner nothing but a toilet, a bed and a telephone. However. there is a catch: The phone can only take incoming calls.
Also the phone in their cell is slightly enchanted. The phone can't make any outgoing call, but for some reason it can call back the phone number of the person who recently phones them (possibly part of the trap). Since they are so secretive, it can be a little tricky. Therefore, they'll set up a trap. They will have word of their group getting passed around as a myth or urban legend. Which very few people may know at a time, and some may think it's actually a story they made up themselves.
Then they'll pull a little stunt, such as having a captured prisoners phone number added to phone book. The phone number usually has just 6 numbers liked an old-fashioned one and the name and number stand out in big and bold letters.
Then a story about the person and the Phone Police quietly spreads around. Then when an intrigued person who hears the story, (usually a person with a history of making prank phone calls) calls that prisoner, the captured prisoner may begin calling them back repeatedly. Usually screaming for their help to be freed from the jail. This might cause the person to go crazy and visit a phone company. They do this to possibly find why a person from that phone number keeps calling them.
Then when a phone company Receptionist realizes a rule breaker of the phone is present, he or she will press a button and the phone police will be summoned to the basement. The rule breaker will be lured to the basement and then arrested. Then reality will be altered, as if they never existed. Then only them and anyone else who was inside the building at the time will still remember them. Then they will be locked up for the rest of their lives.
It is implied a prisoner can be released if they manage to lure another rule breaker to the Phone Police, as the new prisoner will take the old prisoner's place as an urban legend. What happens to the released prisoners is unknown, it is possible they end up working for the Phone Police.
Sometimes, to avoid suspicions of being revealed to the public (such as when an escaped prison returns home), The officers may pose as something like a pizza delivery man. From a company called Mouse Pizza.
We gasped in shock.
Maria: So, this Phone Police even punishes prank callers?
Horsea: That's not good for Bart.
Me: No one is safe from them. But not on our watch. I have an idea. It's really an ambush plan. First we're gonna need the Masters of Evil on this.
Nico: Okay. I'll call Russ Cargill, the Springfield Mafia and Selma & Patty.
Nico pulled out his cellphone and called them and they got to the estate.
Selma: We got here as fast as we could guys.
Me: Awesome. We have a crooked cop organization terrorizing the city.
I revealed everything.
Fat Tony: So we're dealing with Crooked Cops that monitor the phones.
Louie: Not a good sign boss.
Nico: No it's not.
Selma: I have a plan for this.
They revealed that it was an ambush trap. While our usual battles against them happen, Maria can call 911 to report some "riots". But in truth, the riots are the fights that will end by the time the authorities show up. And because this technically counts as a prank call, the Phone Police will come looking to arrest us. And then, all of us can take them down.
Laney: That's genius.
Lisa Loud: I must admit that is a good plan.
Me: Lets do it!
Lincoln: Operation: Phone Police Ambush and Elimination is a go.
Me: Lets go!
We went to the heart of the city.
In the heart of the city we had all the streets and everyone in the area cleared and told them to stay in their homes as it was gonna be a brutal fight.
William: You guys remember the plan, right?
Russ Cargill: We do. We use our fights to draw out the Hone Police. Then we take them out.
Fat Tony: Me, Legs, and Louie have experience in dealing with cops.
Me: Awesome.
?: Let me join in too.
A figure came out and it was a Robot Maverick. It was TIDAL MAKKOEEN!
Dive Man: Haven't seen one of you in a while. And you are?
Tidal Makkoeen: Call me... Tidal Makkoeen! (fires Ice Blocks from his mouth at Dive Man)
Lana fired blasts of ice lightning at the blocks of ice and shattered them into a million pieces.
?: Nice shot.
We saw a beautiful princess woman come out and it was the first member of the Society of Light: PRINCESS ROSE!
Princess Rose is a representative selected by Sartorius to Duel Jaden in his place. A fan of the classic fairy tale "The Frog Prince", she claims to have the ability to see Duel Monster spirits (manifested as three "princes" named Jeffrey, Roosevelt and Percival in the English dub), but others do not believe her. Jaden, however, notices the spirit of a frog prince watching over her after their duel.
In the original version, Rose is very sophisticated and polite, speaking like a true princess. In the English dub, Rose speaks with a stereotypical Valley Girl accent, using terms such as "diva", "whateve", and "not!".
Princess Rose: My name is Princess Rose and it's an honor to meet you all.
Me: (Bows) It's an honor to meet you your highness.
Lola: (Curtsies) Same here.
Me: Are you the first member of the Society of Light that we have to face?
Princess Rose: I sure am. But I don't want to help Sartorius destroy the world. I want to help protect the world and do good.
Me: You have really good intentions your highness.
Lola: You sure do.
Eddy just gave Princess Rose a book of Little Red Riding Hood.
Princess Rose: What's this?
Eddy: Well, I know how much you like fairy tales. So, I thought you might like reading this before we fight.
Me: That's one of my favorite stories from my childhood your highness.
Princess Rose: Thank you.
Misty Tredwell and Carly Carmine then appeared.
Misty Tredwell: So the famous Princess Rose is a member of the Society of Light.
Princess Rose: Misty Tredwell. It's an honor to meet the famous fashion supermodel.
Misty Tredwell: Same to you.
Carly Carmine: I came to help you guys out.
Me: Awesome. Now we got to make this all convincing for our trap to work. Lets do it.
We went at them.
Battle 1: Springfield Mafia
Sora Takenouchi, Sandpit and Gargoyle were facing the Springfield Mafia
Legs: Get in my way and I'll whack you in the lobonza.
Sora: Get in my way and I'll kick you in the fucking balls.
Legs: What did you say!?
Louie: Legs we got to make it an Oscar worthy act.
Fat Tony: By the way what happened to Sora and Kairi? They look like their sexes are switched.
Sora: It's part of an experiment we're doing.
Gargoyle: They wanted to see what it would be like to be the opposite sex. So J.D. made them switch sexes till dinner.
Fat Tony: Oh I get it.
Sora: Lets go!
The Springfield Mafia then called out their 5 Squirtles and they went at them and punched, kicked and blasted them with fire, sand and darkness and it was intense.
Battle 2: Selma & Patty
Mandee, Caitlin and Dominique were facing Selma & Patty.
Mandee: I'm sensing a strong case of deja vu here.
Caitlin: Me too. It's like you are our former bitch of a best friend Mandy.
Mandee: Except my name is spelled differently and I am much nicer than that fucking bitch Mandy.
Dominique: Good. She can just rot in the Neptune Prison for all I care.
Patty: That's a good comparison.
Selma: It sure does. Lets do it.
Mandee: Lets.
Selma & Patty had their Pikachu come out and they went at them and Mandee kicked Selma in the face and fired blasts of fire and Dominique and Caitlin fired blasts of fire and lightning and they were hitting Selma & Patty and their Pikachu.
Battle 3: Russ Cargill
Girl Jordan, Oceanus Shenron, Paragus and Splash Woman were facing Russ Cargill.
Girl Jordan: Lets make this a performance worthwhile.
Oceanus Shenron: This is gonna be good.
Paragus: Yes it will be good!
Splash Woman: Yeah!
Russ Cargill: Lets do it.
Russ Cargill called out his Copperajah. It was an elephant pokemon.
Girl Jordan: I never saw this Pokemon before.
Russ Cargill: It's one of the Galah Region Pokemon.
Oceanus Shenron: Really interesting.
Paragus: Indeed.
Splash Woman: Really amazing.
Girl Jordan: Yeah. Lets do it!
They went at Russ and fired blasts of water, energy and lasers and the blasts were hitting him and Copperajah all over the place.
Battle 4: Princess Rose
Lola and Misty Tredwell were facing Princess Rose.
Lola: This is gonna be awesome.
Misty Tredwell: It sure is.
Princess Rose: And my deck is a Frog Deck. I'm a huge lover of the story The Princess and the Frog and I figured why not make a deck based on that.
Misty Tredwell: That's one of my favorite stories as well.
Lola: Same here.
Princess Rose: Nice to meet some fans. Lets do it. I summon AMPHIBIAN ANGEL - FROG-HAEL, DES FROG, T.A.D.P.O.L.E., TREEBORN FROG and D.3.S. FROG!
She summoned said monsters and she had 3 Des Frogs, 3 T.A.D.P.O.L.E.'s, and 3 Treeborn Frogs.
Lola: This is gonna be a battle with Lizards and Frogs.
Misty Tredwell: It sure is gonna be like that. I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL CCARAYHUA!
She summoned the Lizard Earthbound Immortal Ccarayhua.
Lola: I summon FIRESTORM PROMINENCE, RAZOR LIZARD, BALLOON LIZARD, EVIL DRAGON ANANTA, THE TYRANT NEPTUNE, VENOM BOA, VENOM SERPENT, VENOM SNAKE and VENOM COBRA!
She summoned said monsters.
Lola: And we'll be fighting in their landscape. I activate VENOM SWAMP!
Lola activated said field spell and the area turned into a toxic and poisonous swamp.
Lola: We have to make this interesting and convincing.
Misty Tredwell: Right.
Princess Rose: I think it's just wrong that the Phone Police are doing all that. It's horrible.
Lola: I know. Lets do it.
Lola and Misty fired blasts of green and pink fire and the monsters fired blasts and Rose's frogs fired blasts of energy and the blasts collided and exploded all over the place.
Battle 5: Tidal Makkosen
Nico was facing Tidal Makkosen.
Nico: Lets do it.
Nico fired energy blasts all over the place and they hit Tidal Makkosen all over the place.
Battle 6: The Phone Police
Explosions of fire and energy blasted everything all over the place. Maria was making a 911 Call at a local pay phone. She told them that there was a full scale riot going on. The dispatcher heard the explosions and supposed chaos and the cops were on their way.
When we heard sirens coming we stopped and the cops pulled up and we saw The Phone Police!
Me: You got us. It was a prank call.
Ben: Ok. You got us. And now, we're going to jail. Feel free to do so. But before we do, we've got something to say.
Phone Police Officer: What's that?
Tidal Makkoeen: See you in Hell! (blows up)
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
The explosion killed a bunch of crooked cops.
Gia: You're done controlling phones!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Science Platoon Dynaman!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Dynaman rangers.
Me: The Phone Police is hereby ordered to disband!
Phone Police Officer: On whose authority.
Me: Mine!
I fired an energy blast and it hit the officer and exploded. Killing him.
Me: UNLEASH HELL ON THESE FUCKED UP COPS!
Carly Carmine: You guys are about to be disconnected!
We went at the crooked cops and punched, kicked, blasted and electrocuted them all over the place. We also burned them and froze them. Lola and Carly fired blasts of fire and incinerated them all over the place. Bierk, Skartalas, Iflar, Topar, and Fivarth blasted and smashed and burned many crooked cops all over the place.
Laney fired blasts of fire and Lincoln, Linka, Fiona and Sasuke fired blasts of lightning and electrocuted them all over the place.
Lola: Take this! FIRESTORM STYLE NINJA ART: RED SCORPIONS, NOVAMARINES, and FIRE HAWKS!
Lola fired a massive wave of fire and it formed into armies of said creatures.
Red Scorpions
The Red Scorpions Chapter of Space Marines is known to be composed of conservative Imperial purists who are famed for their complete and utter devotion to Imperial doctrine, past the point where pragmatism or even reason would seem to require otherwise. The Chapter is most renowned among other Astartes for its absolute adherence to every line of the Codex Astartes, which is unheard of in any other Chapter - including the Ultramarines. Its recorded history extends across five Terran millennia, but there are numerous indications that it may extend further than that.
Due to their history of conflict with the Forces of Chaos, the Red Scorpions refuse to deal with any xenos species or any humans that they consider as tainted by mutation of any kind, even Imperially-sanctioned Abhumans like Ogryns or Ratlings. They will obviously not serve with Beastmen, but they also utterly refuse to serve with the few remaining Squats. Equally unique in nature is the frequency with which the Red Scorpions' Apothecaries are present in the Chapter's Tactical Squads as squad leaders in place of a Sergeant.
Novamarines
The Novamarines is a Loyalist Space Marine Chapter and Second Founding Successor of the Ultramarines Legion. An ancient and proud Chapter, the Novamarines are hard-line adherents of the Codex Astartes who consider the writ of this sacred text, penned by their blessed Primarch Roboute Guilliman, to be divinely ordained law. In the past, they have been known to draw blood against those who would stray too far from the Codex.
The Novamarines' virtue and honour are such that they have been held up as an example to other Chapters of what it means to be of the Adeptus Astartes, much like their parent Chapter. They have no known Successor Chapters, at least not officially, but they are believed to have had the honour of their brethren being selected to provide a portion of the gene-seed used in the Founding of several Ultramarines Successor Chapters in the past, notably the Dark Sons and the Angels of Fury. While the Angels of Fury are officially counted as an Ultramarines Successor, they were aided and trained from their inception by the Novamarines.
The Novamarines is one of the proud Primogenitor Chapters, the Firstborn Successor Chapters sired by the Ultramarines Legion during the Second Founding. The Chapter's homeworld of Honourum is to be found in the galactic north of the Ultima Segmentum, a great distance from the Ultramarines' Realm of Ultramar. The region is sparsely populated and its proximity to the Halo Stars means that the Chapter's sphere of influence and area of operations are large indeed.
The Halo Stars, as well as the vast tracts of unexplored Wilderness Space around Honourum, are host to all manner of ancient threats, nascent alien empires and as-yet undiscovered lost human colony worlds from the Age of Strife. As a consequence, the Novamarines have seen action against a wide range of enemies, from terrible xenos monstrosities to isolationist human realms that refuse to bow to the rule of the Emperor of Mankind. Perhaps partly because the Novamarines operated across such a wide area, the Chapter has very rarely gathered all 10 of its companies in one place. As far as can be ascertained, this has not occurred since the 37th Millennium, so active and far-flung are its companies' operations.
As a Primogenitor Chapter of the Ultramarines, the Novamarines maintain close links to the present-day Ultramarines and their other Successor Chapters. The great distance between Honourum and Macragge means that the Chapter is unable to send representatives to the court of Marneus Calgar as often as its brother Chapters, but every Novamarine aspires to make a pilgrimage to the Shrine of the Primarch on Macragge at least once in his lifetime. Those that have done so traditionally mark the fact by adorning their battle helms with a laurel wreath, a mark of honour that the Chapter's Scout Marines behold with awe and dream of one day earning for themselves.
The Novamarines contributed a large force to the continuing battle against the expansion of the T'au Empire during the Damocles Gulf Crusade in the mid-8th century of the 41st Millennium, based far to the galactic south of the Ultima Segmentum. This deployment surpassed the demands of normal operations on the Chapter and took on the dimensions of a full Imperial Crusade, scouring the upstart aliens from several star systems in and around the Lithesh Sector and earning many glorious battle honours in the process.
When the Crusade force was ordered by the Inquisitor Lord Kryptman to redirect to Macragge to face the onslaught of the Tyranids' Hive Fleet Behemoth, the Novamarines sped to the side of their Progenitors. In the aftermath of the Battle of Macragge, the Novamarines' contingent remained in the region for several solar months, rearming and refitting before making for the Jericho Reach.
The Chapter's first battles in the Reach were fought exclusively against the T'au of the Velk'han Sept, which included a series of fleet engagements rimward of the Black Reef. The Novamarines have recently taken losses from which they are rebuilding following a series of less-than-successful assaults on the traitorous human warlords of the world of Iphigenia.
Fire Hawks
The Fire Hawks was one of the Loyalist Space Marine Chapters created in the 36th Millennium during the Cursed 21st Founding.
While the Fire Hawks have always maintained they were forged from the genestock of the Ultramarines, certain defects and variations in the samples of Fire Hawks gene-seed still held in the archives of the Adeptus Terra speak against this. Furthermore, the sons of Roboute Guilliman have never acknowledged any kinship, fueling suspicions as to their true heritage.
They have the unfortunate distinction of being one of the few Chapters of the Adeptus Astartes to have lost not one but two Chapter homeworlds. After being nearly driven to extinction during the Badab War, the Fire Hawks' mobile fortress-monastery, the ancient void fortress Raptorus Rex, was lost in the Warp in 963.M41. It is now believed that the survivors of this disaster became the cursed Astartes known collectively as the Legion of the Damned.
The Fire Hawks was a fleet-based Chapter, though it has in the past ruled over at least two former homeworlds. Today, however, these worlds are blasted wastes, consumed by the wars of the Age of the Imperium. Though no trace of the culture from which the Chapter originally recruited now exists, something of its feudal traditions lived on in the Chapter's rites and character.
The Fire Hawks engaged in the practise of honour duelling, often using weapons heated over ceremonial braziers to settle disputes and lay rivalries to rest. Needless to say, the loser in such a bout was likely to be horrifically scarred, and death was not an uncommon outcome. Another tradition dating back to this lost culture was in the rank titles bestowed upon the Chapter's leaders. Knightly terms were often combined with standard Codex Astartes-compliant titles, creating individuals with a wide range of ranks, such as Captain-at-Arms, Knight-Sergeant or Brother-Ensign.
In temperament, the Fire Hawks were notoriously bellicose, their battle tactics almost entirely concerned with the application of overwhelming force to bring about the total and immediate destruction of the enemy. Despite their brutal approach to war, the Fire Hawks were not mindless berserkers and never threw away their own lives in the pursuit of impossible objectives.
While some allies have denounced the Fire Hawks for this attitude, some coming close to calling them out as traitorous, it was in fact rooted in their overwhelming sense of superiority and self-worth. The Fire Hawks simply refused to sacrifice themselves for anything but the highest cause, and when they committed themselves to battle, the result was the total destruction of all who stood before them.
The Fire Hawks were somewhat unusual in another regard too. When the Age of Apostasy pitched the entire Imperium into an age of civil war and anarchy, most Chapters of the Adeptus Astartes focused on their own missions and refused to take sides. The Space Marines saw any involvement in the countless internecine wars of faith and the absolute, maniacal oppression unleashed upon the worlds of the Imperium by High Lord Goge Vandire as a betrayal of their duties.
The vast majority looked to the security of the regions about their home worlds or continued to prosecute long-standing wars against ancient xenos foes. The Fire Hawks, however, did become involved in the wars of the age. The Chapter fought for the cause of the great reformer Sebastian Thor, and ever since that time has sought to maintain the status quo that settled over the galaxy following his victory over the insane High Lord.
To their last day, the Fire Hawks were tireless in their prosecution of any enemy whose deeds might threaten the Imperium, launching their overwhelming assaults against Renegade Planetary Governors, Apostate Hierarchs, and rogue Lords Militant.
In many cases, the Chapter's leaders took on such causes before any other body beseeched them for aid, regarding the defeat of such Traitors as a matter of honour. Only when the demagogue was slain, his armies scattered, his cities cast down and his people made destitute did the Fire Hawks consider the matter settled.
The armies went at the crooked cops and the cops fired their weapons at them. But their weapons were rendered useless as they slashed, blasted and incinerated a lot of cops everywhere.
Matilda: Take this one. MAGIC STYLE NINJA ARTS: ARCANE PHOENIX, UNICORN and PIXIES!
Matilda fired waves of magic energy and they formed into a flock of fiery phoenixes, a stampede of unicorns and a massive army of pixies and they blasted and trampled and incinerated many crooked cops all over.
Laney: Here's one I learned from when Lincoln was playing the Saint Patrick's Day event of Angry Birds Seasons. CELTIC STYLE NINJA ART: GO GREEN, GO LUCKY!
Laney floated into the air and the beautiful lands of Ireland formed behind her as the music from the Angry Birds Seasons game Go Green, Go Lucky played and she fired waves of green energy and it formed into the Angry Birds and they smashed into several crooked cops and smashed them into bloody messes.
Qin: Here's one I learned from when Lincoln played the 2012 Moon Festival Event on Angry Birds Seasons. FIREWORKS STYLE NINJA ART: YEAR OF THE DRAGON!
Qin fired a wave of fireworks energy and it formed into an awesome dragon that shot fireworks into the air and the dragon smashed and blasted many crooked cops all over the place.
Lucy Loud: Time for you to see true darkness. DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: WAKE ME UP!
Lucy floated into the air and spread her wings of darkness as she sang Bring Me To Life by Evanescence.
How can you see into my eyes like open doors?
Leading you down, into my core
Where I've become so numb, without a soul
My spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there, and lead it, back, home
Wake me up inside
Wake me up inside
Call my name and save me from the dark
Bid my blood to run
Before I come undone
Save me from the nothing I've become
Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life
Wake me up inside
Wake me up inside
Call my name and save me from the dark
Bid my blood to run
Before I come undone
Save me from the nothing I've become
Bring me to life
Bring me to life
Frozen inside, without your touch
Without your love, darling
Only you are my life
Among the dead
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Don't let me die here
Bring, me, to, life
Wake me up inside
Wake me up inside
Call my name and save me from the dark
Bid my blood to run
Before I come undone
Save me from the nothing I've become
Bring me to life
Bring me to life
Bring me to life
Lucy fired waves of darkness and they slammed into many crooked cops and they were sucked into the darkness of Hell for all eternity.
Brittney: Awesome! That's one of my favorite songs by Evanescence.
Liberty: Awesome technique. Try this one! BLUE SOUL BLAZE TRAIL!
Liberty fired a wave of magic and it flew past many crooked cops and exploded into a massive line of fire and incinerated them.
Pakura: Here's a song for Naruto. SCORCH STYLE NINJA ART: NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN!
Pakura floated into the air as the beauty of the Sahara Desert appeared behind her and she sang the awesome song of the Moody Blues, Nights in White Satin.
Nights in white satin
Never reaching the end
Letters I've written
Never meaning to send
Beauty I'd always missed
With these eyes before
Just what the truth is
I can't say any more
'Cause I love you
Yes I love you
Oh how I love you
Gazing at people, some hand in hand
Just what I'm going through they can't understand
Some try to tell me, thoughts they cannot defend
Just what you want to be, you will be in the end
And I love you
Yes I love you
Oh how I love you
Oh how I love you
Nights in white satin
Never reaching the end
Letters I've written
Never meaning to send
Beauty I've always missed
With these eyes before
Just what the truth is
I can't say any more
'Cause I love you
Yes I love you
Oh how I love you
Oh how I love you
'Cause I love you
Yes I love you
Oh how I love you
Oh how I love you
Pakura fired blasts of fire and they hit a bunch of crooked cops and they dried up into mummified husks and killed them.
Laney: Wow! That's one of my favorite songs by the Moody Blues.
Naruto: Awesome song choice Pakura.
Pakura: Thanks Naruto.
Nicole: Time for you to see the power of the stars. STAR STYLE NINJA ART: MAJOR TOM COMING HOME!
Nicole floated into the air as the vastness of the stars of space formed behind her and she sang the awesome song Major Tom (Coming Home) by Peter Schilling.
Standing there alone, the ship is waiting
All systems are go, are you sure?
Control is not convinced
But the computer has the evidence
No need to abort
The countdown starts
Watching in a trance, the crew is certain
Nothing left to chance, all is working
Trying to relax, up in the capsule
"Send me up a drink", jokes Major Tom
The count goes on
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Calling, calling home
Second stage is cut, we're now in orbit
Stabilizers up, running perfect
Starting to collect requested data
"What will it effect, when all is done?"
Thinks Major Tom
Back at ground control there is a problem
Go to rockets full, not responding
"Hello Major Tom, are you receiving?
Turn the thrusters on, we're standing by"
There's no reply
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Calling, calling home
Across the stratosphere
A final message, "Give my wife my love"
Then nothing more
Far beneath the ship, the world is mourning
They don't realize, he's alive
No one understands but Major Tom sees
Now the light commands, this is my home
I'm coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming, coming home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Nicole fired waves of stars and they all smashed into a bunch of crooked cops and killed them all over the place.
Haiku: Try this one on. This one is for you Hunter & Nemo. DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: NEMO!
Haiku's eyes turned into terrifying skulls as she spread her wings of darkness and the darkness of hell burned behind her as she sang Nemo by Nightwish.
This is me for forever
One of the lost ones
The one without a name
Without an honest heart as compass
This is me for forever
One without a name
These lines the last endeavor
To find the missing lifeline
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
All I wish is to dream again
My loving heart
Lost in the dark
For hope I'd give my everything
My flower, withered between
The pages two and three
The once and forever bloom gone with my sins
Walk the dark path
Sleep with angels
Call the past for help
Touch me with your love
And reveal to me my true name
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
All I wish is to dream again
My loving heart
Lost in the dark
For hope I'd give my everything
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
All I wish is to dream again
Once and for all
And all for once
Nemo my name forevermore
Nemo sailing home
Nemo letting go
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
All I wish is to dream again
My loving heart
Lost in the dark
For hope I'd give my everything
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
All I wish is to dream again
Once and for all
And all for once
Nemo my name forevermore
Name for evermore
Haiku fired a wave of darkness and it formed into the dark angel Nemo and she had a deadly scythe of black fire and she slashed numerous crooked cops and incinerated them into nothing.
Hunter: (German Accent) Wunderbar!
Nemo: That was beautifully done Haiku.
Haiku: Thanks Nemo.
Hunter: Und it was amazingly well done.
Me: Time for some awesome teamwork!
Fire Man: Lets do it!
Scavenger: Yeah!
Fire Man and Scavenger used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and Rikochet and Gears used the Velocitron Cyber Planet Keys. They enhanced Fire Man's fire powers, Scavenger's Missile Launcher, Rikochet's Luchadore powers and Gears's strength 100-fold.
Fire Man and Scavenger: FIRESTORM MEGAMISSILE BARRAGE!
Fire Man fired a massive wave of fire and Scavenger fired a massive barrage of missiles.
Rikochet and Gears: PULVERIZING METEOR PINBALL!
Rikochet turned into his Pulverizing Pinball and Gears picked him up and threw him with incredible strength. Sending him flying like a meteor going at 35,000 miles per hour.
Devon Michaels and Aerrow: SKYSTORM CHEETAH BLAST!
Ravi Shaw and Finn: SKYSTORM GORILLA BLAST!
Zoey Reeves and Piper: SKYSTORM JACKRABBIT BLAST!
Nate Reeves and Junko: SKYSTORM MANTIS BLAST!
Steel and Stork: SKYSTORM SCARAB BLAST!
The Beast Morpher Rangers and the Storm Hawks fired waves of energy. The blasts all slammed into numerous crooked cops all over the place and destroyed them all in massive fiery explosions!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
When the smoke cleared, all that was left was the chief of the Phone Police.
Me: Your days of phone punishments are finished forever. Final Smash time!
Lisa Loud: You are an atrocity to the worlds of Telecommunications! PERIODIC TABLE SYMBOL BARRAGE!
Lori: WINDSTORM MEGABLAST!
Leni: GRAVITY SUPERSTRIKE BLAST!
Carly Carmine: HUMMINGBIRD FIRESTORM BLAST!
They fired blasts of energy, wind, gravity and fire and the blasts all slammed into the chief and there was nothing left of the chief but his boots. The Phone Police was all dead.
Nico: Phone Police you have all failed this world.
Everyone then came out and cheered wildly for all of us.
Me: Lets get all the kids that were arrest out of prison.
We went to the headquarters of the Phone Police and freed the kids.
Lisa Loud: It seems that now, we can use our phones safely now.
Selma: And Bart can prank call Moe without fear of being interrupted.
William: Wait. You guys knew that Bart likes to prank call Moe?
Russ Cargill: Relax. We're not gonna tell Moe about that.
Fat Tony: But Bart is gonna have to tell Moe himself eventually.
May: I guess that's fair.
Me: But our phone lines are now safe without those dickheads of the Phone Police ruining us.
Laney: Yep.
The Masters of Evil teleport out. Except for Princess Rose.
Me: Thank you so much for helping us your highness.
Princess Rose: It was no trouble at all J.D. and thank you for saving me from such a dark fate.
Me: It was no trouble at all your highness. We do what we can to keep the world safe from total destruction. But what Sartorius is gonna do will ultimately destroy not just the planet, but the entire universe. We have to stop him at all costs or we have no future.
Nico: That's right. He will pay for his crimes.
Me: And we will be there to make sure that he does.
Princess Rose was amazed by our sheer valor and determination to put an end to the very dangers that the forces of evil pose to the entire universe.
Princess Rose: Thank you all.
She then held out her hand to me and I knelt down and kissed it like how the knights and princes in storybooks. Princess Rose then decided to help us take down the Society of Light with us.
We later went back to the estate.
Lisa Loud: (To the viewers) Now that the battles with the Society of Light are in full swing, we have to be ready for anything when they show up. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go get a PB&J.
She did so and left.
THE END
Another awesome fanfiction and another villain of Are You Afraid of The Dark? destroyed.
The Phone Police were beyond a shadow of a doubt the most crooked cops I had ever seen. I saw the episode The Tale of The Phone Police a long time ago and it was just as awful as those crooked cops that you see in movies. We faced our first member of the Society of Light. Next up is the evil Alexis and she is gonna give new meaning to the phrase Heart of Ice. NicoChan11 and JediAvatarOfShinobi gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is the evil mad scientist of Gargoyles, Anton Sevarius, and we're also going to face the evil mad scientist of the air animals, the last of the Paradigm Brothers, Albert Paradigm. Get ready as we kill two more mad scientists.
See you all tomorrow.
