At the Neptune Prison for Traitors we were there to have Jycella talk to her evil twin sister. Vypra was with us.
Jycella: So my evil good-for-nothing sister is here.
Me: Yep. We put her and Klay in here after we killed Van Bloot.
Vypra: Yep. She is one bad girl that deserves to die the most horrible way possible.
Laney: She deserves it after all the pain and suffering she caused.
Nico: She and Klay have failed this universe.
We walked up to Krystella's cell and she was now in a black prison jumpsuit and was looking at a timer counting down the number of days she has left. She had a little over 22 months left.
Krystella: Well, if it isn't my goody two shoes sister.
Jycella: You're not my sister. That girl that I knew died a long time ago.
Blizzard Man: You stopped being Jycella's sister the minute you allied with Van Bloot!
Me: That's right! You deserve to be locked up in here after all the pain you and Klay both caused with Van Bloot.
Laney: Yeah! Also what made you think that Necrafa was going to return?
Krystella: She will return. Very. Much. Alive.
Kwame: You must think it's funny making us believe that Necrafa is going to come back.
Krystella: (chuckles) Oh, who said we were joking?
We looked at her.
Krystella: Ok. So maybe, you morons could be able to take Necrafa down. But Vitog is gonna return eventually!
Demolishor: (to Tangath Toborn) Isn't he the reason you went back to the Spiritlands?
Tangath Toborn: That's right.
Me: And I resurrected you.
Armada Hoist: We have a little present from Sarah to you, Krystella! After all, what goes around must come around to bite you in the ass!
Sarah and Tom threw a huge bucket full of pigs blood all over Krystella and it splattered her all over from head to toe in pigs blood. YUCK!
Carrie White: (LAUGHS) That is too funny!
Sarah Gunnerson: That's for splashing me all over with Pigs blood you bitch!
We laughed at her and humiliated her all over.
Laney: (Laughs)
TOTAL HUMILIATION!
We later left the prison.
Back on Earth at the estate, we were later in the training yards and we were facing training dummies that move while testing out some of our new powers and they looked like the Adult Villains that Yuko and Lola all killed.
I fired a blast of energy at a dummy that looked like the Delightful Children From Down The Lane and it hit it and exploded in a powerful flaming explosion and Laney and Lola fired blasts of fire at the dummies that looked like the Common Cool and the Toiletnator and blew them apart in fiery explosions and Lincoln fired blasts of lightning at the training dummies of Father and the P.T.O.O.E.Y. Squad and Mr. Fibb and Mr. Wink and they exploded into fiery explosions. Varie and me fired energy blasts and lightning waves at a bunch of dummies and destroyed them. The Kids Next Door were also blasted them all over with their powers and weapons and blowing them apart in massive fiery explosions and they were gone.
When the training dummies were destroyed we were seeing them burn.
Me: Wow. That was awesome.
Numbuh 1: It sure was.
Me: Looks like our powers and weapons have gotten stronger.
Numbuh 2: Yeah!
We went back into the estate for lunch. We went and got some food for us.
Jared: (Humming)
Jared went to get some water from the sink faucet and then out of the faucet came some turnips.
Jared: Jackpot in turnips!
He got a bowl and put them in it and began eating them.
Numbuh 5 went and got some water and she saw the tank filling up with turnips.
Numbuh 5: Ooh. Numbuh 5 hates turnips.
Laney: I don't like turnips either.
Lori and Leni were eating some of them.
Lori: I don't mind them.
Leni: They are totes good for you.
Lisa Loud: Perhaps there is some burgers in the...
She opened the fridge and a massive flood of turnips came exploding out.
Me: WHOA!
We saw a huge avalanche of turnips take them to the window.
Me: Are you guys all right?
Lisa Loud: I think so.
Numbuh 5: Well that explains where the turnips are coming from.
We saw a massive giant root pipe and it had a bunch of smaller roots pumping turnips into our food supplies and into other houses.
Nico: Whoa! That's a lot of turnips!
Jared: My favorite vegetable!
Lola: That Turnip Farmer is causing trouble again!
Then the alarm sounded.
Me: Uh oh.
We went to the computer and on a hologram was Numbuh 1.
Numbuh 1: J.D. we need you guys in Sector V's briefing room immediately!
Me: We're on our way Nigel!
We went to Sector V's briefing room and Numbuh 1 came out.
Numbuh 1: I suppose you know what's going on.
Lola: That turnip farmer is back!
Yuko: That's right.
Me: You guys dealt with this problem before?
Lola: We sure have J.D. When we were Team Adult Genocide we took down this turnip farmer and stopping him from poisoning kids with Turnips.
Lola told us what the Turnip Farmer was and what his giant turnip was like.
Turnip Farmer
The farmer started growing an enormous, oversized turnip on his farm in order to win at the next county fair. The turnip grew sentient and started burrowing its roots throughout the nearby town and into the Sector V Treehouse. When Sector V encountered the farmer, Numbuh 3 confused him for her grandfather. He went on ignoring the kids and their big battle with the turnip, only caring about watering it to grow larger. But when Numbuh 1 kicked the giant turnip into the sea, the farmer jumped right after it and later watched it attack a passing cruise ship (Operation: T.U.R.N.I.P.).
Giant Turnip
It was grown by an elderly man, in an attempt to win a ribbon at the county fair. Numbuh 3 refered to him as her Grandfather although Numbuh 1 assured her he isn't her grandfather.
Sector V first encounters the Giant Turnip when turnips start appearing throughout the treehouse. They then attempted to fly down the Turnip's roots using the P.I.P.E.P.O.D.. The Turnip traps most of Sector V and they attempt to summon H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P. for help, however that too is destroyed by the giant turnip. The turnip is eventually defeated but not through the use of 2x4 technology but by the power of Numbuh 1's legs as he kicks the turnip, breaking a critical root which leads to the turnip falling over and into rolling into the ocean much to the dismay of "Grandpa" (Operation: T.U.R.N.I.P.).
Me: So this Turnip Farmer is the source.
Jared: And I have the perfect solution for this giant turnip problem.
Jared pulled out a newspaper and showed a picture.
Jared: The annual giant vegetable recipe contest. Grand Prize is $827 Duodecillion Dollars and a trip to Walt Disney World.
Nico: Whoa! That's awesome!
Numbuh 1: Indeed. Lets do it!
Ashley: Lets take down that overgrown vegetable.
Me: YEAH!
We were off to take down that giant turnip. I was riding my Rapidash and everyone else was flying. By following the roots of the turnip we were lead to a huge farm near the ocean and we saw THE GIANT TURNIP! It was a massive turnip as big as a 5 story building!
Nico: WHOA! That turnip is huge!
Laney: That has to be the biggest turnip in the world.
Lincoln: It's massive!
Numbuh 5: It's just as big as what we remember.
Lola: No kidding.
Lizzie: How are we gonna stop it?
Numbuh 3: Look! It's grandpa!
We saw the turnip farmer!
We went over to him.
Me: So you are the one responsible for this huge turnip.
Farmer: Purty ain't she?
Jared: You made a really awesome turnip. (Eating Turnips)
Farmer: Somebody sure likes my turnips.
Jared: (Eating) I'm a vegetarian. I eat only plants.
Raythor: (to turnip farmer) Hey! Move your giant turnip out of here!
Nico: Yeah!
Farmer: Try and make me.
Then we felt the ground shake.
Lola: Uh oh. Look!
We saw the roots come alive and they turned into tentacles as the giant turnip roared ferociously!
RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Me: Oh Shit on me sideways.
Sarah Gunnerson: Not good!
The Masters of Evil then appeared. In flashes of Red, Orange, Blue and Purple light came Roman and Rex Goodwin, Kalin and Carly.
Carly Carmine: Hey guys.
Roman Goodwin: This is a huge turnip.
Me: It sure is. We haven't faced you guys in a while.
Kalin: I know.
Carly Carmine: I know. It's not my turn. I came to help you all take down the next member of the Society of Light.
Me: That makes sense.
Roman: So, Frost still isn't talking, huh?
Gabriel: We've tried to getting information out of him. But he still won't crack.
Me: He is one tough nut to break.
Kalin: (smirks) Why don't you let me interrogate him? I did help defeat him after all.
Me: Sure Kalin. If Anko's methods won't get through to him maybe you can.
?: (Italian American Accent) Let me help you all out.
A figure came out and it was my friend at Duel Academy, Lorenzo!
Lorenzo, known in Japan as Ryusei Gin「銀流星」(Gin Ryūsei) is the former world champion of a "Shooting Game" arcade game and a member of the Society of Light, who is employed by Alexis Rhodes and Chazz Princeton to Duel Jaden Yuki. Although he is defeated by Jaden, he comes to understand his opponent's definition of a fun Duel. Sartorius punishes Lorenzo for his failure, taking complete control of him and his future and leaving Lorenzo's hair stark white, which Chazz describes as being "reborn".
Me: Lorenzo!
Lorenzo: Bada-bing. Good to see ya again J.D.
Lori: You know him?
Me: He's one of the kids who rooted us on during the battle with Dartz and we knew each other when we celebrated Dartz's defeat. White looks really good on you though.
Lorenzo: Fuggedaboutit.
Lana: Why is he talking like that?
Me: He talks in a stereotypical Italian Mafia type accent. I found out as we were talking that he is not only a champion at an awesome arcade game, but his father works in the Italian Mafia, the most dangerous kind of Mafia in all of Europe.
Lorenzo: That's right.
Nico: We took down a lot of gangsters over the years.
Naruto: Yeah.
Lorenzo: (sees Eddy aiming his blaster at him) What the Hell are you doing?
Eddy: Showing you how ammo works in the real world. Bada bing! (fires blaster)
The blast hit him in the leg and blew his pant leg off.
Me: Nice shot.
?: That was a good shot.
A figure came out and it was OCTOPLANT from episode 41 of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!
Using a plan seemingly conceived by Goldar, Rita planned to plant the Octoplant in the ground and defend it until it could fully mature, grow as big as the planet Earth, and crush it until it explodes with her tentacles. Squatt was sent to plant it and did so although only after some shenanigans with Bulk and Skull. Although the Rangers saw him and tried to stop him, he had already planted the seeds and the Putty Patrol arrived, allowing him to escape. Before hatching, her tentacles grew and attacked people throughout Angel Grove Park and eventually found Jason alone. He morphed to fight the tentacles but was lifted into the air and strangled, almost to the point of death. Luckily, he was saved by the other Rangers who cut the vine with their Blade Blasters Blade Mode. However, to prevent the Rangers from destroying the seedling, Rita sent Goldar, Scorpina and the Putties to keep them occupied. The plan worked and the plant grew into the Octoplant monster who Rita immediately made grow. Trini and her exchanged insults, Octoplant calling her a puny animal and Trini calling her an "overgrown petal pusher", before the Rangers called their Dinozords. The monster blasted the Zords but they survived it and formed the Megazord. The monster shrugged off multiple punches from the Megazord and knocked it back. The monster then wrapped up the Megazord with a giant green tentacle and blasted the formation whilst it was helpless. Although they survived it, Jason announced that their main power was shot and another blast would be the end of them before the Octoplant charged. Unfortunately for her, they called on the Power Sword which cut through the vines and the Rangers rolled away from the charging monster. The monster got distracted when she gazed at her own reflection in a glass building and the Rangers took advantage of the opportunity and powered up the Power Sword. The monster heard it being energized and turned but was too late to prevent her own death.
Jason Lee Scott: Octoplant!
Octoplant: Its been a long time rangers.
Me: I remember you! Rita made you to grow to as big as the planet Earth so you can crush the planet like a grape with your tentacles.
Octoplant: Good memory on you. Mistress Vypra was right about you watching all of us J.D.
Me: Never missed an episode.
Maria: (to Octoplant) You know what sucks? That you were one of the only two female monsters in the first Power Rangers season.
Me: Yeah. The second being Madame Woe.
Octoplant: Well, if the gender of most monsters were female, Power Rangers would entirely be for girls, now wouldn't it?
Me: That is true.
Nico: I honestly thought that wasn't very fair that the men monsters should fight more often than woman.
Laney: Yeah.
Octoplant: Nice to know that we agree on something.
Lana: Yeah.
Orion: Let's cut this turnip down!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Sun Flare Squad!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Sun Vulcan Rangers!
Me: I'll face Lorenzo with Carly and Lisa and then we'll regroup after our battles to take down the turnip.
Nico: Right!
Me: Lets go!
We powered up and went at them.
Battle 1: Roman Goodwin
Miranda, Raythor and Bertrand were facing Roman.
Bertrand: We haven't faced each other in a while.
Roman: I know.
Raythor: It has been a while. Usually you're helping us take down the Society of Light members and the Shadow Riders.
Roman: That is true. Lets dance. I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL URU!
He summoned the Spider Earthbound Immortal Uru!
Raythor: Nice! Lets see how he likes this! I summon TRIDENT DRAGON, RED-EYES DARKNESS METAL DRAGON, GENESIS DRAGON, and BLUE-EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON!
He summoned said monsters and they were awesome dragons!
Miranda: Awesome dragons Raythor.
Raythor: Thanks Miranda. Dragons have always been my favorite creatures.
Miranda: I can see that. I summon SORCERER OF DARK MAGIC, THE STERN MYSTIC, LEGENDARY FLAME LORD, A MAN WITH WDJAT, CHAOS COMMAND MAGICIAN, BREAKER THE MAGICAL WARRIOR, NIGHT WING SORCERESS, MAGICIAN'S VALKYRIA and DIVINE GRACE - NORTHWEMKO!
She summoned said monsters and they were awesome Spellcasters.
Bertrand: Good selection. I summon LIGHT AND DARKNESS DRAGON, CURSE OF DRAGON, GANDORA THE DRAGON OF DESTRUCTION, FIVE-HEADED DRAGON, RAINBOW DRAGON and BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON!
He summoned said dragons and they were awesome!
Roman: Amazing selection. And I'm sorry to disappoint you but aside from Carly the rest of us don't have any Pokemon yet.
Bertrand: Quite all right. Shall we dance?
Roman: Lets.
Roman sent out his Ariados, 6 Spinarak and 2 Galvantula and they went at him and Bertrand punched Roman in the face and Raythor punched him in the stomach and Miranda turned into her spider form and smashed him all over. Roman got up and fired a wave of red fire and Bertrand fired a blast of red energy and the blasts collided and exploded!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
The monsters fired energy blasts and more at Uru and the blasts hit him all over and exploded!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
They punched him and knocked him and his Pokemon down.
Bertrand: Good victory.
Battle 2: Kalin
Harley Quinn, Giganta and Morpheus were facing Kalin.
Morpheus: It has been a while.
Kalin: I know. We've been so busy making sure that the Shadow Riders and Dartz's former minions don't destroy the Earth that it's unbelievable.
Harley Quinn: And now we have the Society of Light to deal with.
Kalin: Yep.
Giganta: Lets do it!
Kalin: Yeah! With our fists.
Kalin called out his 5 Ursaring and Scolipede and Giganta grew to the size of 50 feet and Harley Quinn had her hammer ready and they went at Kalin. Kalin fired blasts of blue fire and Morpheus fired waves of blue energy and the blasts collided and exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Out of the explosion came Harley Quinn as she bashed his face in with her hammer and Giganta smashed him with her huge fist and they knocked him and his Pokemon down.
Morpheus: Awesome victory.
Battle 3: Rex Goodwin
Brittney, Gabriel and Nathalie were facing Rex Goodwin.
Rex Goodwin: It has been a while since we fought last.
Brittney: It sure has been a while.
Gabriel: But it's nice to see you back in the game.
Nathalie: It sure is.
Rex Goodwin: Indeed. Lets do it.
Brittney flared up her black aura and Gabriel and Nathalie transformed into Undertow and Pride Bird! Rex sent out his Ho-Oh, Fearow, and Mega Ho-Oh and they went at Rex and Brittney punched him and fired a blast of purple energy and Red fired a wave of purple fire and the blasts collided and exploded!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Out the explosion came Nathalie and she fired feathers of energy and Gabriel lashed Rex all over with his whip and the feather hit him all over and knocked him and his Pokemon out.
Brittney: Good battle.
Battle 4: Lorenzo
Me, Carly Carmine and Lisa Loud were facing Lorenzo.
Me: This is gonna be good.
Lorenzo: You're going to love the monsters of my deck. I summon the ships of the Bacterian Empire Ships! I summon B.E.S. ASSAULT CORE, B.E.S. BIG CORE, B.E.S. BIG CORE MK I, B.E.S. BIG CORE MK II, B.E.S. BIG CORE MK III, B.E.S. BLASTER CANNON CORE, B.E.S. COVERED CORE, B.E.S. CRYSTAL CORE, and B.E.S. TETRAN!
He summoned said monsters and they were really the giant boss ships from the popular 1985 game series Gradius!
Me: WHOA! Your deck is based on the awesome boss ships from the 1985 game series Gradius.
Lorenzo: That's right. It's my favorite game series and it's the game that I was the world champion at.
Me: Wow. That game has been very popular for over 35 years and it was awesome. I used to play that game constantly back when I was younger. Even when I was away from home I would play it at awesome restaurants and arcades.
Carly Carmine: That's so cool!
Lisa Loud: Indeed it is. I must admit you do have one amazing arsenal of duel monsters.
Lorenzo: Why thank you.
Me: You have really good taste in video games Lorenzo. You and my daughter Nicole would get along great. Then I will summon the good ships like those in the game. I summon VICTORY VIPER XX03, JADE KNIGHT, FALCHIONβ, GRADIUS, and LORD BRITISH SPACE FIGHTER!
I summoned said monsters and they were awesome starships.
Lorenzo: Mama mia! You have the Gradius good ships.
Me: Yep. Can't have the bad ships fighting us alone. Also you are in for a real treat. Lets use our starships to take them on.
Carly Carmine: Now you're talking! We just built our own starships for the Masters of Evil should we really need them.
Me: This we have to see.
Carly pressed a couple of buttons on her Duel Disk and we heard what sounded like a TIE Fighter coming and we saw that she had an awesome TIE Phantom Ship! It was black and had orange lines all over it and it had the head of Aslla Piscu on the top of the triangle structure and the other two wings of the ship were Aslla Piscu's wings and it also had the tail feathers of Aslla Piscu on the back. It also said Carly Carmine's Phantom Hummingbird Cruiser.
Me: Whoa! Carly your ship is a modified TIE Phantom V38.
Carly Carmine: Yep. We went to the junk yards of the planet Jakku and found it and we got a lot of parts and old ships to use for our starships there. Figured we could use them for making our own starships for future battles.
Me: Awesome!
Lisa Loud: A most impressive piece of machinery.
Carly Carmine: Thanks.
Lorenzo: Mama mia that is amazing.
Me: And there's this.
I pressed a couple of buttons and my X-Wing Spacefighter came and Lisa pressed a couple of buttons on a remote and a BTL-S8 K-Wing Assault Starfighter came.
Lisa Loud: K-Wing Starfighter. Advanced heavy hitter machinery.
Me: Awesome. Lets do it!
We got in our ships. We were ready and we flew into the air with my Gradius ships following.
Me: Here we go girls.
Lisa Loud: Lets rain down the pain.
Me: FIRE!
We fired lasers and energy torpedoes and blasted the ships all over the place and blew their cores apart and destroyed them. We landed and the Gradius ships were now ready.
Me: YEAH!
Lorenzo: Mama mia! How could I lose?
Me: But we did get to live one of our favorite games.
Lorenzo: That is true.
But then Lorenzo felt something take over his mind and he clutched his head in agony!
Me: Lorenzo, what's wrong!?
Lorenzo: NO! SPARE ME MASTER SARTORIUS!
Me: Fight him Lorenzo! Fight him!
Lorenzo was then enveloped in an aura of white light and his hair turned white. Sartorius then started to speak to me through him.
Sartorius: (Through Lorenzo) Lorenzo is now gone.
I flared up my pitch black aura of the Darkness of Justice.
Me: You make me sick Sartorius. You're a heartless fucking bastard! Taking away your own comrades free will like he was some kind of slave!
Carly flared up an aura of orange fire.
Carly Carmine: You make me sick Sartorius!
Lisa had her aura of the Darkness of Justice!
Lisa Loud: You are nothing more than an absolute tyrant!
Me: Let Lorenzo go!
Sartorius: Never. He's mine now. I warn you J.D., sooner or later you will join us and see the light and you will be part of a great cause.
Me: Don't count on it you fuckwipe. Your future for when we face you is death. The Darkness is coming for you and you will pay for your crimes.
I fired a wave of dark energy and it hit Lorenzo and removed the Light of Destruction from him and returned him to normal. Breaking Sartorius's control over Lorenzo.
Lorenzo was free but he was dangerously weak.
I went over and picked up Lorenzo.
Me: You're gonna be all right Lorenzo.
Nico came over.
Nico: What happened?
Me: We beat Lorenzo and Sartorius tried to take away his mind forever with the Light of Destruction. I used the Darkness of Justice to remove the influence of Sartorius and the Light of Destruction. He's very weak after what happened. You take him back to the Infirmary so he can rest. He's gonna need it.
Nico: Got it.
Nico took Lorenzo and used Instant Transmission to get back to the estate and he put him in the infirmary to rest and went back to us.
Nico: Okay he's in the infirmary. Nurse Santiago and Robot Lori are gonna take care of him along with Ratchet.
Me: Good.
Carly Carmine: Sartorius needs to be stopped.
Me: And he will be stopped as long we have anything to say about it.
Battle 5: Octoplant
Nico and the Megaforce Rangers were facing Octoplant.
Nico: Lets burn this overgrown weed.
Troy Burrows: Yeah!
Nico and the Megaforce Rangers fired waves of fire and energy and they slammed into Octoplant and she exploded in a massive fireball of incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Nico: Octoplant, you have failed this universe.
Troy: Super Mega Rangers, that's a super mega win.
Battle 6: Giant Turnip
We regrouped and we were facing the Giant Turnip as it roared ferociously.
Me: Lets turn this Turnip into soup!
We went at the Turnip and fired powerful blasts of fire and energy and burned it all over and smashed it all over the place and more and we were cooking it. Illexia, Aszil, Rothar, Swassa, Lystone, and Lomma were blasting it with fire and energy and cooking it all over as it roared in pain.
Numbuh 362: The turnip's almost done!
Me: Lets use some teamwork on it!
Kwame: Lets use our powers of teamwork.
Demolishor: Lets do it!
Demolishor and Blizzard Man used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Demolishor's lasers and Blizzard Man's Ice Powers 100-fold.
Armada Hoist and Kwame used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Hoist's weapons, strength and lasers and Kwame's Earth Powers 100-fold.
Demolishor and Blizzard Man: SNOW LASER MEGABLAST!
Demolishor fired finger lasers and Blizzard Man fired Snowflame Ice Shuriken.
Armada Hoist and Kwame: LASER EARTH PRISMSHOT!
Kwame formed a powerful crystal and Hoist fired a laser barrage.
Sailor Moon and Devon Michaels: MOON CHEETAH LIGHT BLAST!
Sailor Mercury and Ravi Shaw: MERCURY GORILLA TSUNAMI!
Sailor Mars and Zoey Reeves: MARS JACKRABBIT INFERNO!
Sailor Jupiter and Nate Silva: JUPITER MANTIS THUNDERSTRIKE!
Sailor Venus and Steel: VENUS SCARAB HEART SHOT!
The Sailor Soldiers and the Beast Morpher Rangers fired energy and elemental power blasts.
The blasts all combined and they slammed into the turnip and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Me: Time for some final smash power! Lets grill this turnip!
Lynn: Leave this to me.
Lynn then used her earth powers to make a huge Waterford Crystal Pot and it was ready for serving.
Numbuh 3, Numbuh 1, Numbuh 362, Katie, Numbuh 83, Numbuh 84 and Yuko Tani: INFERNO SLICE AND DICE SOUPSTORM!
They fired a massive wave of fire blades and they sliced the turnip into a million pieces and chunks and we added broth, herbs and spices and flavors and the soup was ready! The turnip roots were destroyed when the Turnip was destroyed.
Me: It's ready!
Farmer: NO! MY TURNIP IS GONE!
Numbuh 1: Well we did say we were gonna chop your turnip into little bits and serve it to you in a huge bowl of soup.
Me: And now you are going to prison for your crimes farmer.
We arrested him and sent him to the Saturn Insane Asylum's KND Adult Villain Section. The Masters of Evil came.
Rex Goodwin: Why did you put the turnip's remains into a soup?
Numbuh 84: Simple. We're gonna use the soup in a fair that we plan to enter.
Roman: Really? Well, alright then.
Kalin: Can we have copies of the soup after this fair of yours?
Giganta: I think we can arrange that.
Me: Yep.
The Masters of Evil teleport out.
We later took the soup to the fair and it won 1st place and we won the money and the trip to Walt Disney World. We saved the tickets for another time down the road. Later at the infirmary Lorenzo was waking up and he was really weak.
Me: How are you feeling Lorenzo?
Lorenzo: (Weak) What happened? Where am I?
Me: You're in our infirmary. Nico brought you here after our battle. Sartorius tried to enslave your mind and take away your free will. You are still weak after I removed Sartorius's influence from you. You'll be like this now for the next couple of days.
Lorenzo: Bada bing. My head hurts and my body is weak.
Jaden: You'll be better soon.
Me: But you have some visitors here.
The Springfield Mafia came in and they had bouquets of flowers and books with cards in them with them.
Fat Tony: It's good to see you again Lorenzo.
Lorenzo: Don Tony, Legs, Louie? It's good to see you too.
Louie: We were told everything about what happened and we were worried about you.
Legs: Yeah your father is one of our friends and we couldn't pass up seeing you to check on you.
Fat Tony: Your father is one of my best friends and I wanted to make sure you were okay. Just because I am a mob boss doesn't mean I am totally heartless.
Lorenzo: I'm touched. Gratzi.
Fat Tony: You're welcome.
I left to have them catch up.
Numbuh 362: I'm glad we've seen the last of that farmer.
Me: Yeah.
Numbuh 362: (To the viewers) Even though the Kids Next Door hate vegetables, they are still good for you and you need to have them every day. Always eat your vegetables even if they are disgusting.
Me: That's right.
We had a good rest of the day.
THE END
Another awesome Kids Next Door chapter done!
Operation: T.U.R.N.I.P. is one of my all time favorite episodes. I never really liked turnips that much in real life but they aren't one of my favorite vegetables either. I don't hate turnips as much as Brussels Sprouts but they are supposed to be good for you. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. Next up is the awesome and really funny show Kick Buttowski and we're going to help Kick and recruit him and deal with his evil bully brother and an additional villain, Gordon Gibble and make that cheating arrogant punk pay. And we're going to bring Kick and Kendall Perkins together. Better watch out Brad because we're going to smash your head in and make you pay for being a bad brother.
See you all tomorrow.
