We were over in a town in Massachusetts called Mellowbrook. It was one of the states that helped start our country and it was a beautiful place.
Ice Man (Mega Man): So, this is Mellowbrook, Massachusetts?
Me: Yep. It's in one of the states that helped start our country.
Nick F.: Loaded with history.
Rachel S.D.: It sure is.
Nico: It sure is cool here.
Me: You should see what it looks like during the Fall turn. It's amazing with all the colors and all that.
Naruto: Awesome.
Laney: It's amazing.
?: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!? Wow!
We saw a little kid that was dressed like a little version of famous daredevil stunt man Evel Knievel. It was Kick Buttkowski.
Me: Wow! Are you Kick Buttkowski?
Kick: I sure am. Kick Buttkowski, suburban daredevil. It's nice to meet you guys!
Me: Same to you Kick. We heard that you are the strongest daredevil ever and like to take things to the extreme.
Kick: You know it. It's awesome that you all are good at what you all do. You are the strongest and most powerful heroes ever.
Nico: We have that kind of reputation.
Me: You also look like world famous daredevil stuntman Evel Knievel.
Kick: I sure do. He's my hero and every day I do all kinds of death-defying daredevil stunts that people think are crazy and all that.
Me: Wow. Evel Knievel was very famous because of doing all sorts of famous daredevil stunts. He did it all.
Kick: He sure did.
Nico: Yeah. His stunts were awesome. But not nearly as crazy and awesome as yours.
Kick: Thanks Nico.
He saw that we had Dark Spicer, Electro, Robo-Blaze, Robo-Roxy, Firefly, Shiv and Snake with us.
Kick: Aren't they part of the Masters of Evil?
Dark Spicer: That's right. It's not our turn today so we have a day off to spend to help out Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Kick: I see.
Me: They are our frenemies and they give us a really good challenge.
Kick: Cool.
?: Hey Dillweed!
We then saw a big boy coming and it was Kick's evil and abusive older brother, BRAD BUTTOWSKI!
Brad is one of Kick's most common antagonists (like Kendall Perkins but Ms. Chicarelli and Gordie Gibble are the worst). He bullies Kick, and is left in charge of him and Brianna when their parents are out. Brad has very poor hygiene, and thinks he is popular (but this is not the case). He is presumably 14 years old as he is still taking his driver's test. He mainly tries to ruin Kick's plans and stunts but on occasion either helps him (willingly or not) or just ignores him. Brad is hopeless with girls. It is shown in "There Will Be Nachos" that he has bad dance moves. Most episodes featuring Brad have him in an antagonistic role against Kick. They fight, usually pretty violently, though they're more destructive to their surroundings rather than to each other. In "Tattler's Tale" it's revealed that Brad and Kick both enjoy their fights with each other and will go to great lengths to cover it up from their parents, suggesting they are friendly fights.
In "A Very Buttowski Mother's Day", Brad is convinced that he has "second place" in his mother's heart, and so tries to ruin Kick's present's to get "first place". Brad is usually seen hanging out with his friends Horace and Pantsy. They tend to act as his lackies, performing whatever task he asks of them; why they tolerate this is unknown.
Kick: Oh no. Brad.
Lori: Who is he?
Kick: He's my mean jerk of a brother and he hates me.
Brad picked up Kick.
Brad: Prepare to die you little puss face!
He pulled his fist back and just as he was about to punch him, I tapped him on the shoulder and he saw me.
Me: Leave him alone you fuckwipe!
POW!
I punched Brad in the face and knocked out most of his teeth and sent him crashing into a bunch of trashcans.
Robo Blaze picked him up and pointed his sword at Brad's throat. For a minute, it looked like he was going to kill the bully.
Robo Blaze: (puts his sword away) You have a 4 minute head start to get out of here. Next time we see you, you'e going to share the fate as another bully who shared your first name.
Brad Buttowski: And the next time I see you all, I'm gonna finish what Rotwood and his goons started! (runs off)
April O Neil: You sure that was the right decision?
Robo Blaze: He's a bully with no powers. He's not worth our time.
Devon: So why do I get the feeling your decision's gonna bite us in the butt?
Me: He will suffer for it.
Kick: Let me treat you all to lunch at Food N Fix after I have you all meet my mom and dad.
Me: Sure.
We went to his house and it was a nice place.
Me: Wow. Your house is really nice Kick.
Kick: Thanks.
We met Kick's mother and father.
Mr. Buttowski: It's such an honor to meet you J.D.
Me: Pleasure to meet you too Mr. Buttowski.
Lynn Sr.: Wow! You're voice sounds so much like mine.
Mr. Buttowski: Wow! We sound exactly alike.
Me: You two sure do sound alike.
Mrs. Buttowski saw Dark Spicer and some of the masters with us.
Mrs. Buttowski: I'm not sure how I feel about 6 villains in my house.
Me: It's all right Mrs. Buttowski. They are with us because it's their day off. The Masters of Evil are our frenemies. Half friends, half enemies and they give us one awesome challenge.
Mrs. Buttowski: I see.
Laney: They are good challenges.
Kick: But we're also having problems with our crabapple next door neighbor Ms. Chicarelli and she is really bad news.
He told us what she is like.
Ms. Chicarelli is Kick's next door neighbor who really hates kids because as shown in Tattler's Tale, she gets all the kids in trouble. She is one of the main antagonists on the show. She loves peace, silence, brutality, and a world without kids. She has a dog called Oskar. In "Tattler's Tale", she tells Kick's mom lies about him because she hates him and wants to see him punished, but the kids make a polite look to make her look crazy.
Me: Whoa! She's a pathological liar and she would be someone that the Kids Next Door would despise.
Laney: She's a bad neighbor.
Lana: Yeah we should take her down next time.
Numbuh 1: This Ms. Chicarelli would be perfect for the new prison we built for evil adult villains.
Donkey Kong: I agree. Bad neighbors like her deserve prison.
Kick: Yeah. She hates me more than life itself and wants nothing more than to get me in trouble. She really hates all kids and gets them all into trouble.
Me: She is one fucked up crabapple.
Varie: No kidding. I think she needs to be locked up in a mental hospital.
Me: Lets see here.
I pulled up her brain scans and it showed that she was already at 7,652% Insanity!
Me: WHOA! She's already at 7,652% insanity.
Mr. Buttowski: I didn't know our next door neighbor had insanity problems!
Lola: We'll deal with her later.
Nico: Yeah.
Kick: How about I take you all to Food N Fix?
Me: Thanks Kick.
We went to the awesome Food N Fix and it was not just a restaurant but it was also a skateboard and bike repair shop.
Me: Wow.
Kick: Welcome to Food N Fix!
Runamuck: Nice restaurant.
Vince: And it's also a bicycle repair shop. Cool.
Bart Simpson: I would love to come here.
Later we were having a really good lunch and it was really good food and the Cheetah Chugs were delicious. Kick's best friend Gunther was with us and he was really hungry.
Me: (Gulping down drinks) Mmm. Good drinks.
Mary K.: (Gulping Down drinks) They sure are delicious. My aura is powerful because of them.
Lana: Wow.
Kick: So you guys are going into war against an evil version of yourselves from another universe?
Me: That's right. They call themselves the Royal Defenders and they are a superhero team like us gone bad.
I went over what they were and what they were doing and more and it was not pretty. They were shocked.
Kick: That is terrible!
Gunther: I can't believe that the Royal Defenders are that dangerous.
Laney: Worse than you could ever imagine.
Me: And our latest intel shows that they are heading to the planet Gemina to recruit their version of the Mysticons.
Zarya: Not good. That means we're gonna have to fight their version of the Mysticons.
Me: Yep. And now it's really personal. We moved the date for when we go into war to August 21st. Now we are really pissed.
Kick: (to Luna and Lincoln) Look, I get it. You two are doubting yourselves as heroes because of your Royal Defenders counterparts. But you know the difference between them and you guys? You two still have your humanity.
Luna: That's true.
Lincoln: Yeah and the Royal Defenders versions of us gave that up a while back.
Me: And now they will pay for it.
Lana: Big time.
Electro: (sees a nearby laptop) Guys, you might want to take a look at this.
We looked at the laptop and saw online Brad doing something very bad.
Brad: (moons me mockingly) Look at me! I'm J.D. Knudson. Blah blah blah! I like beating people up mercilessly! Blad blah blah!
Homer: (laughs) I remember when I did that to Burns!
Red Alert: Homer, you're not helping right now.
Me: GRRRRRRRRRRR!
I clenched my fist so tight that I break the skin and blood pours out through the gaps of my fingers and drips onto the floor and burns through the floor.
Lori: Well, I guess we know who's really to blame for this video!
Lori, Lynn, and Lola then glared at Robo Blaze.
Robo Blaze: (sheepishly) Um... whoops?
Me: Knock it off guys! Lets go make that fuckwad pay!
We went after Brad Buttowski and we saw that he wasn't alone. He had evil rich kid and arrogant cheater GORDON GIBBLE with him!
Gordon "Gordie" Gertrude Gibble is a rich, spoiled kid who is a BMX legend, who has broken records and is one of the main antagonists in the show. He is another of Kick's and Brad's nemeses. He has perfect hair, expensive clothes and top of the line equipment. He is always followed by the DiPazzi Twins, who will always do whatever he says without question.
Little is known about Gordie's childhood because he has only appeared in nine episodes. But it is known that his parents love him a lot and spoil him too much.
He refers to his father as "Daddy" and they are close. As seen in "Kart to Kart", his dad lets him buy the Go-Go-Go Kart World and in "A Cousin Kyle Christmas", he buys Gordie all of the puppets in "Stringzeez for Christmas". In "Goodbye, Gully", his father had enough of him antagonizing Kick and after he destroys his own creation, he cuts Gordie off from the fortune until he is responsible and forbids him from picking on the boy.
Me: Brad! No one humiliates me and gets away with it!
Gordon: (mockingly) Careful, Brad. If we're not careful, these stupid heroes might get everyone around us Akumatized like they did in Paris!
Gabriel: There's just one problem with that accusation. I don't have Nooroo anymore. So Akumatizations are impossible now.
Me: That's right you fuckups!
But then we heard chanting and we heard that it was an angry mob that was out for blood! They were all armed with Pitchforks and Torches.
Mob: KILL BRAD AND GORDON! KILL BRAD AND GORDON! KILL BRAD AND GORDON! KILL BRAD AND GORDON! KILL BRAD AND GORDON! KILL BRAD AND GORDON!
The mob had them surrounded and we were ready to smash their fucking faces in.
Gordon: You all should be going after Kick and Team Loud Phoenix Storm! Why are you all going after me and Brad!?
A girl named Kendall Perkins appeared.
Kendall Perkins is the former class president of Kick's class and used to be anti-heroine in the show. She originally dislikes Kick Buttowski for his daredevil personality, except in some episodes like in "Dancing With The Enemy", and "Hand in Hand".
Not too much is known about Kendall's early life or of her family. Her father, Mr. Perkins, is an actuary as shown in "Father From the Truth". It is hinted that Mr. Perkins is associated with Mellowbrook Elementary since in "Snowpocalypse!", she wants him to open the school even while it is snowing in Mellowbrook (and he did it). Her mother, Mrs. Perkins will never appear on the show [2] because she lives in a different town [3]. It was also confirmed by Sandro Corsaro that Kendall has an older sister and although she is mentioned by Kendall in "Pinch Sitter", she won't appear in the show herself due to it ending although a background character with her planned design does have a cameo role in some episodes.
School Life
At school, Kendall can be considered a "princess" - she is the class president of Kick's class (until "Poll Position"), often gets almost perfect/perfect marks and is also the smartest student in the entire school (even smarter than Ronaldo). But despite all this, Kendall can get rather... lonely. She doesn't have many friends, due to her mean and bossy personality. In "Dancing With The Enemy", however, her talent for dancing managed to attract many fans.
Future
It is possible that Kendall may marry Kick when they become adults, since both are hinted to have a crush on each other. Or, she may marry Ronaldo, since she actually dates him. However, since KB: SD has not been renewed for a third season, it's highly likely that any romantic relationships in the show will be left unresolved. Despite this, when asked what will become of Kick and Kendall, Sandro Corsaro replied on his Twitter page that we "can't have one with out the other" (meaning that we can't have Kick without Kendall and vice versa). Also when asked if their love/hate relationship would remain unresolved Corsaro replied, again on his Twitter page, that Kick and Kendall "will always have a connection" (but to what extent is not expanded upon). When asked what the future would hold for the two characters on his Facebook page, Corsaro replied "Somehow, I think they both end up pretty happy in life :)". When asked if the two would be together (again on his Facebook page), Corsaro replied "Maybe...you never really know what the next day can bring;)".
In "Snowpocalypse!", she is able to force Kick and the rest of her classmates to go to school, much to his and their displeasure (their school is the only one on earth without a snow day, thanks to Kendall). However, it has been shown on a few occasions that they seem to have what amounts to a romantic liking for each other.
Kick: Kendall?
Kendall: Hey Kick. I got word about what Brad and Gordon were gonna do. So I rallied the town together and turned them against them.
Me: Very clever.
Kendall: It's an awesome honor to meet you Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: Same to you Kendall. Now we can make these fuckwads pay!
Ms. Chicarelli: You sure your trap you bad kid!
Me: You shut yours you fucked up crabapple! Officers arrest that woman and put her in a mental hospital.
Officer: With pleasure.
Ms. Chicarelli was arrested and sent to an insane asylum.
The Masters of Evil then appeared. We were facing Devack, Greiger and Misty Tredwell.
Me: Devack, Greiger and Misty Tredwell.
Greiger: That's right.
Misty Tredwell: (to Kick) You've been warned, Kick Buttowski. We're about to kick your ass!
Dark Spicer: (Offended) (Sad) Hey! That's my line!
Misty Tredwell: Well someone has to say it when it's not your turn Dark.
Dark Spicer: That's true.
But then we saw a little girl that Sailor Moon's little brother Sammy knows and she had a little cute and pretty doll with her. It was Sammy's little friend Mika Cassidy.
Mika Cassidy is a girl from Crossroads Elementary who is good at making dolls. She is also friends with Serena's brother Sammy. She gave Sammy a doll she made that won first prize in a competition, but when other boys were teasing him and he tried to give it back, he accidentally dropped it and broke it. As she was making a new doll, Neflite appeared as Maxfield Stanton and implanted Jumo's essence in her doll, turning her evil and making her work on her dolls more, being quite mean to her mother and Sammy. When her energy reached its peak, Jumo appeared from the doll, but was destroyed by Sailor Moon. Mika then created a doll of Sailor Moon and gave it to Sammy after he apologized to her.
Sailor Moon: Mika! What are you doing here?
But then a portal opened and out came Sailor Moon's brother Sammy!
Nico: Sammy!?
Sammy: Mika! What is wrong with you? Why are you behaving like this?
Me: What?
Shanan: Oh no. She's under the influence of the Dark Kingdom.
Shanan saw the symbol of the Negaverse emblazoned on the doll in the middle of its forehead.
Shanan: It's that doll! It's poisoned her mind with darkness.
Me: Not good! Mika you got to snap out of it. That doll you have is poisoning your mind and turning you against everyone!
My voice got through to her.
Me: That doll you have is possessed by an evil force. You have to get rid of it now.
Mika snapped out of it and then we got a really big surprise and shock! We saw her forehead glow with the astrological symbol of the planet Wayungkulit, a doll planet located 85,000 light-years away from Earth and it is a beautiful world.
Shanan: That symbol! That's the symbol of the planet Wayungkulit.
Nico: Wayungkulit? The Java puppet shows of Indonesia?
Shanan: That's right. But this is different. Wayungkulit is a doll planet and it's very beautiful. It's the Dollhouse Planet of the galaxy.
Sailor Jupiter: So Mika is the Sailor Soldier of the planet Wayungkulit?
Sailor Saturn: How is that possible?
Laney: We have an interplanetary Sailor Soldier.
Lincoln: Look at the doll!
We saw it glow and a shadow formed and out of it came a figure. It was the doll monster JUMO!
Jumo is a Negamonster sent by Neflite to gather energy for the Negaverse. Like Dream Dolly, she has the appearance of a doll. She appeared in Sailor Moon Episode 15, Dangerous Dollies.
Her essence was implanted in a doll made by a girl named Mika. Once her energy reached its highest point, Jumo appeared from the doll to take her energy. Sammy tried to fight her, but she knocked him out. Sailor Moon battled Jumo. After the arrival of Sailor Mercury and Sailor Mars, Sailor Mercury discovered that her right ankle was her weak point. Before Sailor Moon could attack, Jumo began to strangle her, until Tuxedo Mask arrived. Sailor Moon then hit her ankle with Moon Tiara Magic, destroying her.
Me: WHOA!
Shanan: A Wayungkulian was making Mika behave like that!
Jumo: I'm impressed that you know about what my kind is Shanan.
Nico: She's a living puppet doll.
Shanan: Not just any living puppet doll. She's what's called a Wayungkulian. They are the inhabitants of the planet Wayungkulit and some of them are really bad news. Normally all Wayungkulians are really peaceful. But there are some that are dangerous and filled with hatred. They possess incredible fighting prowess and they are that dangerous.
Qin: Whoa! They give dolls everywhere a really bad name.
Lasher: (to Jumo) You're one Ugly Doll!
Jumo: I think that name is already taken.
Jumo fired one of her arms and it went at Sailor Moon and slashed her right arm! Badly. She was bleeding really bad as blood was pouring out of her arm.
Varie: Oh man!
Varie went over to heal her.
Me: Get ready for a big fight.
Jake: You think your daredevil stunts are awesome, Kick? Wait until you see this!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: RPM!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the RPM Rangers!
But then we saw a flame of white light appear and it was WHITE CHAZZ!
In the beginning of the second year, Crowler arranges for Chazz to duel Reginald Van Howell with the condition that should he win, he would be able to return to Obelisk Blue. Throughout the duel, Reggie insulted Chazz and his Ojama monsters, but despite this, he proved his strength and won, giving a speech on how no matter what his dorm, he would always be better than Reggie. Because of this, all the Slifer students, convinced he did like the Slifers, began rooting their appreciation despite his protests: in turn, Crowler announces Chazz had chosen to stay in Slifer, much to Chazz's distain. As a result of this, Chazz began renovating the dorm's interior to build a luxurious room just for him: this caused him to room with Jaden and Syrus until Tyranno Hassleberry moved in. When his room was completed, he moved in along with Alexis who took up residence in the dorm, much to his delight.
Before Jaden left, Chazz Duels Sartorius for the opportunity to rise to the Pro-Leagues, but loses. As a result, he joins the Society of Light, acting as Sartorius' means of converting the top students of Obelisk Blue and Ra Yellow. In the Japanese version, his nickname becomes White Thunder (ホワイトサンダー; Howaito Sandā). However, his love for Alexis Rhodes still continues, much to his embarrassment. He, whenever possible, humorously tries to convince Syrus, Bastion, Tyranno Hassleberry, and Alexis to join the Society of Light, eventually defeating both Alexis and Bastion, thus forcing them to join. After beating Bastion, Chazz discards his Ojama cards, considering them to be too weak.
After seeing Chazz's ruthlessness when he defeats Pro League Duelist Gelgo during the Genex Tournament with the new White Knight (白騎士団, Shirokishi-dan) Deck given to him by Sartorius, Jaden Duels him with the cards that he himself once used: The Ojama Trio. During the match, Jaden shows Chazz his old black uniform, and Chazz eventually regains his senses, tearing off his white coat to don his signature black one once more. Chazz, back to his old self, retrieves the Ojama Trio to destroy "White Knight Lord", the card representing Sartorius' evil, but in doing so, willingly loses the Duel to an effect of "White Knight Lord". Again in the Japanese version, following the battle, he dons his former outfit, revived as Black Thunder (ブラックサンダー; Burakku Sandā), though others continue calling him by his first nickname in the series. After his defeat in the English version he realizes that while he was in the society he defeated Alexis and vows to rescue her from the Society of Light.
After Chazz realizes he was blinded by Sartorius' powers he had no memory of the earlier parts of the Duel, in fact when Chazz saw "Ojama Yellow" on Jaden's side of the field because of the fact he couldn't remember the time he spent in the Society of Light he thought Jaden stole his Deck. Also it's revealed that as a Slifer Red Chazz acts more like a slob because when he was still his old self he used his old black jacket to wipe up food from the cafeteria. It's also revealed that unlike he is made to believe Chazz harbors a great deal of dislike for the color white.
Chazz, with the assistance of the remaining Obelisk Blue students, takes on the Society of Light's members to make amends, winning their Genex Medallions in the process. They successfully return most of them to their former selves, releasing Duel Academy from the Society's grip, but before Chazz is declared champion of the Genex Tournament he is challenged by Blair Flannigan, who had come back to Duel Academy in hopes of officially entering Slifer Red. He defeats her, and is therefore allowed to return to Obelisk Blue. In the end, he still returns to Slifer Red after he is accidentally drenched in paint while the Obelisk Blue students are re-painting the Obelisk Blue dorm. Alexis believes it is because he doesn't want to help re-paint the dorm.
Unfortunately for Chazz, Blair took up residence in his room and kicked him out, forcing him to bunk with Jaden once again.
Me: WHOA!
Chazz: That's me!
White Chazz: I'm what you would be if you would see the light.
Me: So this is the result of Sartorius brainwashing Chazz. I got to admit though Chazz you would look good in white.
Chazz: I guess so. But this white version of me is evil.
Eddy: Chew on this.
Eddy just threw Cheeta Chug at White Chazz's jacket, staining it.
White Chazz: MY JACKET!
Eddy: (mockingly) Aw! Do you need a tissue to wipe that off?
Me: Ooh burn!
Brad: I hate all of you!
Our auras flared up with incredible force.
Me: Thanks for the power boost jerk.
Brad: YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK! I SHOULD BE THE HERO BECAUSE BRAD RULES!
Devack activated his audio recording function on his duel disk and he was recording everything Brad and Gordon said when they weren't looking and they were broadcasting it to the whole town. They were really ranting up a storm and calling Kick the most worthless human being ever and how he should've never been born at all and thst he was nothing but a worthless mistake that should've never been born at all and he was calling everyone in the town that likes him a bunch of fucked up idiots and shitfaced freaks and moronic fuckwads! He also said that he would kill everyone!
Devack: (smirks) That's it. Keep ranting, you two. You don't even know it but you're already sealing your own fates.
Brad: (to Kick) You might have everyone else fooled, Kick! But not us! Let us tell you what we think of you. You're an idiot and a waste of space that no one would ever miss! Everyone might like you now. But that's only because they feel sorry for you!
Gordon: In fact, why don't you just jump off a cliff? You'll do everyone a favor. Including Ms. Chicarelli!
We gasped!
Gordon: AND YOU ALL ARE THE MOST WORTHLESS AND MOST PATHETIC PILES OF WORTHLESS SHIT THAT HAS EVER WALKED THE FACE OF THIS WRETCHED PLANET! I SHOULD TAKE A GUN AND KILL ALL OF YOU AND SEND ALL OF YOUR FUCKING ASSES ALL OFF TO HELL!
Brad: YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK! I WAS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION BUT YOU ALL TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME AND I HATE YOU ALL MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF! I HATED KICK BECAUSE HE WAS ALWAYS BETTER THAN ME AND I MADE HIS LIFE ONE HELLUVA NIGHTMARE AND I WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO KILL HIM BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING DILLWEED THAT DESERVES NOTHING MORE THAN DEATH!
Everyone in the town gasped and they were horrified that they would say such horrible things!
Me: Are you guys done?
Gordon: Not yet.
For over 76 minutes we had to listen to them rant and rave about how big of a menace Kick was and how he and his friends all ruined their lives and how worthless everyone in the whole town was and how they are nothing but a bunch of worthless fucked up douchebags and brainless shitbrains and they don't care about anyone. Brad and Gordon's rants were so explosive that we saw their faces turn red, sparks flying out of their heads and smoke coming out of their ears. I did brain scans on them and it showed that their insanity levels were rising fast! They were now already at 6,923% insanity and rising.
Brad: Okay now we're done.
Me: Good. Lets destroy them!
Dark Spicer: Here's your warning you two: YOUR ASSES ARE GONNA BE KICKED!
Brad and Gordon gasped in shock and we went at them! Kalin appeared to help beat White Chazz.
Battle 1: Misty Tredwell
Persephone, Acid Man and Snake Man were facing Misty.
Persephone: How's Toby doing Misty?
Misty Tredwell: Good thank you.
Snake Man: Lets do this Misty.
Acid Man: This experiment is gonna be a successful one.
Misty Tredwell: Lets do it!
Misty called out her Mega Seviper, Serperior and Salazzle and they went at Misty and punched her pokemon and blasted them with green fire, acid and search snakes and knocked them all down in fiery explosions!
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Persephone fired a wave of fire and knocked down Misty with it.
Persephone: Victory for the green flame.
Battle 2: Greiger
Boris, Ultra Humanite and Clawful were facing Greiger.
Greiger: Boy that Brad and Gordon kids really were filthy.
Boris: Tell me about it.
Ultra Humanite: I can't believe they hate Kick so much like that.
Clawful: Yeah. Having that much hatred in one sitting like that will kill you.
Greiger: I agree. Here's my awesome Pokemon.
Greiger called out his Pokemon and he had 5 Wailord's and 2 Mega Wailords!
Boris: 5 Wailords and 2 Mega Wailords.
Clawful: I had a feeling you would choose whale Pokemon because of Chacu Challhua.
Greiger: What can I say? I love whales.
Ultra Humanite: They are the gentle giants of our planet.
Boris: Lets roll!
They went at Greiger and his Pokemon and blasted them with indigo fire, psychic energy and water blasts and they slammed into them and drenched and burned them all over the place and Greiger was knocked down from the blasts and out.
Boris: Yeah.
Battle 3: Devack
Dante, Lasher and Phage were facing Devack.
Lasher: How did you get everyone in the whole town to hear what Brad and Gordon were saying?
Devack: I have a live feed function on my Duel Disk that broadcasted that whole conversation they were saying to the whole town.
Phage: Wow!
Dante: That is genius!
Lasher: So that's how you incriminated Brad and Gordon.
Devack: And they never saw it coming.
Dante: Sneaky and clever.
Lasher: It sure is.
Devack: I have new Pokemon for you to see.
Devack called out his 3 Monferno and he also had 2 Mega Infernape.
Dante: 3 Monferno and 2 Mega Infernape. Awesome choices.
Lasher: Figured you would have monkey Pokemon because of Cusillu.
Devack: Indeed.
Dante: And apes are an important part of Human Evolution because we evolved from them.
Devack: That's true.
Dante: Lets dance.
Dante, Lasher and Phage fired blasts of fire and blades of energy and they smashed into the Pokemon and knocked them and Devack down.
Dante: Good battle.
Battle 4: White Chazz
Kalin, Luna and Sam S.L. were facing White Chazz.
Luna: Lets dance dude.
White Chazz: Lets! I summon WHITE KNIGHT GARDNA, WHITE KNIGHT LANCER, WHITE KNIGHT LORD and WHITE KNIGHT SWORDSMAN!
He summoned said monsters and they were the knights of light. He summoned 2 White Knight Swordsman.
Luna: Nice monsters dude.
Sam S.L.: They sure are.
Kalin: Now for our monsters. Ladies first.
Sam S.L.: How gentlemanly. I summon SACRED PHOENIX OF NEPHTHYS, FIREBIRD, HAND OF NEPHTHYS, and MATRIARCH OF NEPHTHYS!
She summoned said monsters.
Luna: Wow! Good choices Sam.
Sam S.L.: Thanks Lunes.
Luna: I summon JORMUNGARDR THE NORDIC SERPENT, ALVISS OF THE NORDIC ALFAR, DVERG OF THE NORDIC ALFAR, FENRIR THE NORDIC WOLF, GARMR OF THE NORDIC BEASTS, GULDFAXE OF THE NORDIC BEASTS, GULLVEIG OF THE NORDIC ASCENDANT, LJOSALF OF THE NORDIC ALFAR, MARA OF THE NORDIC ALFAR, MARA OF THE NORDIC ALFAR, MIMIR OF THE NORDIC ASCENDANT, SVARTALF OF THE NORDIC ALFAR, TANNGNJOSTR OF THE NORDIC BEASTS, TANNGRISNIR OF THE NORDIC BEASTS, TYR OF THE NORDIC CHAMPIONS, YORMUNGARDE, KAIRYU-SHIN, VALKYRIE OF THE NORDIC ASCENDANT and VANADIS OF THE NORDIC ASCENDANT!
She summoned said monsters and they were all the creatures based on legends in Norse and Scandinavian Myth.
Kalin: Wow! Cool selection Luna. I didn't know you were into the creatures of Scandinavian and Norse Myth.
Luna: J.D. and Hunter got me into it. It's a really fascinating subject dudes.
Kalin: It sure is. I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL CCAPAC APU!
He summoned the Giant Earthbound Immortal Ccapac Apu.
Sam S.L.: Lets do it!
Sam fired a massive blast of fire and Luna fired a wave of water and Kalin fired a wave of blue fire and the monsters and Ccapac Apu fired energy waves and powerful blasts of fire and energy and they slammed into White Chazz and his monsters and obliterated them in an instant leaving nothing of him left.
Luna: YEAH!
Kalin: Good riddance to that nut job.
Battle 5: Jumo
Shanan was facing Jumo.
Shanan: You give dolls everywhere a really bad name.
Mika then appeared.
Mika: You made me hurt my friends and family and you will pay for it!
Mika then pulled out a Sailor Crystal rod.
Mika: WAYUNGKULIT CRYSTAL POWER!
She transformed into an awesome and new Sailor Soldier. She transformed into SAILOR WAYUNGKULIT!
Shanan: WHOA! Mika you look awesome as a Sailor Soldier!
Mika: I sure do. J.D. gave me the power to become one. It's amazing.
Sammy: Wow! Mika you look incredible!
Mika: Thanks Sammy.
Shanan: You sure look awesome. Lets get this freak!
Sammy: Let me help too.
Mika: Are you sure Sammy? You might get hurt.
Sammy: I'll be fine. Sailor Moon is one of my heroes and she gave me the drive to fight for my friends and family.
Shanan: You are a really brave boy Sammy. Lets get her.
They went at Jumo and Shanan punched her in the face and Sammy kicked her in the stomach and the face and Mika blasted her with energy blasts all over and they slammed into Jumo and exploded all over the place.
Shanan: You have failed our galaxy.
Shanan fired a wave of energy and Mika fired a blast of energy and the blasts combined and slammed into Jumo and obliterated her into nothing.
Sailor Moon then came.
Sailor Moon: Wow! Sammy, you were awesome!
Sammy: How do you know my name Sailor Moon?
Sailor Moon: Because I know you Sammy.
She took off her Tiara and revealed herself. Shocking Sammy.
Sammy: Serena! Big sis, you are Sailor Moon!?
Sailor Moon: That's right little bro.
Sammy: Wow! Sis this is incredible! My own big sister is also the famous Sailor Moon!
Shanan: Big surprise huh? Secret identities are practically done now. Sammy, Sailor Moon is also the princess of the Moon Kingdom. But there is a dark story behind it.
Shanan went over the terrible history of the Moon Kingdom and more and Sammy and Mika were shocked.
Sammy: Whoa! That's terrible! And Queen Beryl was the monster that destroyed the Moon Kingdom?
Shanan: That's right and we killed her. But you have to keep Sailor Moon's identity a secret. If Queen Beryl's forces found out about her being Sailor Moon, they would do anything they can to kill her.
Sammy: I will. Thanks Shanan.
Shanan: You're welcome.
Battle 6: Brad Buttowski
We regrouped and we were facing Brad Buttowski.
Me: You are through Brad.
We went at him and I punched him in the face and kicked him in the crotch.
Meg Griffin: Here's something to shut you up.
She pulled out a 44 Magnum gun and shot his leg and blew it completely off! He was screaming in excruciating pain!
Brian: I can't believe you still have that gun after all this time Meg.
Meg Griffin: I know but it's worth it.
Meg also showed her tattoos.
Brian: And the tattoos too? Wow.
Me: Lets blast him with combos.
Red Alert: You got it.
April O Neil: Lets get him!
Red Alert turned into his Cybertron Form and the Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into his rocket and turned it into a powerful plasma cannon and April O Neil used the Animatron Cyber Planet Key and she got an awesome sword of fire.
Runamuck and Ice Man used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Runamuck's friction blaster and Ice Man's ice powers 100-fold.
Red Alert and April O Neil: PLASMA FLAMEBLADE BARRAGE!
Red Alert fired a blast of energy and April fired a barrage of blades made of fire.
Runamuck and Ice Man (Mega Man): ICESTORM FRICTION BLAST!
Runamuch fired his Friction Blaster and Ice Man fired his ice ray.
The blasts hit Brad and exploded with incredible power!
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Kick Buttkowski: Lets finish him! STUNTFIRE FISTBLAST!
Kick fired a massive wave of fire and it formed into a fist.
Kendall: FLOWERFIST POWERPUNCH!
Kendall fired a wave of flowers and it formed into a fist. Both the fists slammed into Brad and exploded with incredible power!
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The Loud Sisters then viciously pulverized Brad all over in a brutal fight cloud and smashed him into pulp. Knocking him out.
Brad was badly hurt and knocked out.
Me: Now for Gordon.
Battle 7: Gordon
We faced Gordon and I punched him in the face and Nico kicked him in the crotch and Vince kicked him in the back of the head and Kick kicked him in the back of the head and in his stomach and bit his crotch and Gordon screamed like a little girl and Kendall headbutt him and punched him in the mouth and knocked out his teeth. The Megaforce Rangers blasted him all over and smashed him all over and Loderool, Nivenna, Aokua, and Eximiar smashed and blasted Gordon all over with incredible fury.
Whitney: Now here is a present for you. JUNGLE STYLE NINJA ART: BIGGEST SWING IN JUNGLE HISTORY!
Whitney touched the ground and trapped Gordon in a huge tree and it left his head, feet and hands exposed.
Gordon: Trapping me in a tree? Is that all you got bitch?
Whitney: Wait for it.
A jet engine sound was heard and coming right towards Gordon at an incredible speed was George of The Jungle swinging on a vine towards him and he was going at like 500 miles per hour!
George: This gonna hurt!
WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!
George then smashed into Gordon with incredibly devastating force!
CCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!
Whitney: (WINCES) OOOOOOHHHH! That's gonna like leave a mark.
Me: (WINCES) YICHIHUAHUAS! THAT'S GONNA STING!
Plant Man: OOOHHH! OUCH!
Nico: (WINCES) MAN THAT'S NOT GONNA FEEL GOOD IN THE MORNING!
George: (Weakly) George not feel so good.
The tree then cracked and fell down.
Whitney: TIMBER!
The tree crashed and really hurt Gordon.
Dark Spicer: Nice one Whitney! Watch this one.
Dark Spicer turned into Trojanware!
Trojanware merged with Eddy's blaster. Turning it into an awesome and more powerful positronic ion megablaster.
Eddy: AWESOME!
Kendall: I didn't think you'd ever do that with Team Loud Phoenix Storm's equipment.
Trojanware: I couldn't at first. But now I'm able to since they fully trust me!
Eddy: Lets see what this can do.
He fired a powerful laser blast from the blaster and it slammed into Gordon and the tree exploded with incredible power!
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Me: WHOA! Nice shot!
Laney: Awesome!
Me: Now for the big combos. Show no mercy D.K. Crew!
Donkey Kong: You got it! HERE COMES DONKEY KONG!
Donkey Kong and Devon Michaels: COCONUT CHEETAH SPEED PUMMEL!
Diddy Kong and Ravi Shaw: PEANUT GORILLA SMASH SHELLS!
Tiny Kong and Zoey Reeves: FEATHER JACKRABBIT SPEED STAB!
Lanky Kong and Nate Silva: GRAPE MANTIS POKE SLASH!
Chunky Kong and Steel: PINEAPPLE SCARAB SMASH SWARM!
They fired waves of fruit and energy and the blasts smashed Gordon all over the place with incredible force!
Scott Truman and Devon Michaels: APOCALYPTIC CHEETAH SPEEDBLAST!
Flynn McAllister and Ravi Shaw: APOCALYPTIC GORILLA PUNCH!
Summer Landsdown and Zoey Reeves: APOCALYPTIC JACKRABBIT KICK!
Nate Reeves and Gem: APOCALYPTIC MANTIS SLASH!
Gemma and Steel: APOCALYPTIC SCARAB SWARM!
Dillon and Zack Taylor: APOCALYPTIC MASTODON STAMPEDE!
Ziggy Grover and Joel Rawlings: APOCALYPTIC SKY FLIGHT!
They fired blasts of energy and they formed into animals of energy and they slammed into Gordon and exploded all over!
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Naruto: Lets finish this clod!
Laney: With pleasure!
Naruto and Laney: LEAFWIND STYLE NINJA ART: RAZOR LEAF RASENSHURIKEN!
Naruto formed a Wind Style: Rasenshuriken and Laney infused it with leaves and Naruto threw it and it slammed into Gordon and exploded with incredible power!
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The leaves shredded him all over the place and cut him up and knocked him out.
Gordon and Brad were arrested.
Police Officer: You 2 are under arrest!
Gordon's dad: You are a mistake Gordon! I can't believe you of all people, my own son and flesh and blood, would be this evil. Especially to someone like Kick and to the entire town he lived in! You are going to prison for a long long time and consider yourself no longer part of our family ever! You are hereby disowned and disinherited!
Gordon gasped in shock! Gordon lost his family and his last name and he was stripped of his inheritance and he will now be forever broke, homeless and penniless.
Mrs. Buttowski: Bradley Elizabeth Buttowski, you are in so much trouble young man! You being a bully and a monster is completely unacceptable! Kick is not the one that is a mistake Brad, you are! You are hereby disowned from our family!
Police Officer: And they are both looking at spending the rest of their lives in prison. Brad will be taken to the Jupiter Prison and Gordon will be placed in the Nome Maximum Security Insane Asylum.
Me: Good.
Nico: You two have failed this city.
Vince: I didn't know Elizabeth was a boys name.
We laughed.
Brad: You will pay for this Kick! This is not the end! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU DILLWEED!
Gordon: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS BUTTOWSKI! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
Kick's aura flared up with incredible power!
Meg Griffin: And for good messure...
BANG BANG!
She blasted Gordon's legs off as well and he screamed in pain.
Meg Griffin: Enjoy your life as an amputee.
Brad was taken to the Jupiter Prison and he was now the cellmate of Terrence and Rojo.
Gordon was placed in Solitary Confinement at the Nome Maximum Security Insane Asylum and he was now being watched 24/7 and they were gonna make sure that he doesn't escape or anything like that. If he does escape, he will be killed on sight.
The Masters of Evil came.
Ultra Humanite: (to Devack) That was very clever on how you used the live feed function on your Duel Disk to broadcast evidence of Brad's true nature.
Devack: Why, thank you.
Me: It was pure genius.
Misty Tredwell: I actually remember that function exposed Sayer before.
Yusei: Don't forget that I was the one who did it.
Snake Man: That's true.
Me: And you sent Sayer off to Hell.
Greiger: (to Kick) Kick, tell us if that next door neighbor of yours is giving you problems.
Kick: Don't worry. I will.
The Masters of Evil teleport out.
We had Kick and his friends and family all joined us in Team Loud Phoenix Storm and it was awesome. We deleted the video of Brad humiliating me and more.
Kick and Kendall are now boyfriend and girlfriend and it was adorable.
Kick: (To the viewers) Don't be like my former brother or you will answer to us.
Me: Yep.
Kick threw up the goats.
THE END
Another awesome fanfiction complete.
Kick Buttowski Suburban Daredevil was an awesome show and it was awesome! NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. Next up is the Kids Next Door episode Operation: C.H.O.C.O.L.A.T.E. and we're going to face Heinrich Von Marzipan as a chocolate monster. This will be the sequel to the precursor I did with Operation: R.A.B.B.I.T. and it was awesome.
See you all tomorrow
