IN MEMORY OF JANET WALDO


In the forests of Wisconsin, we were over at Camp Kidney and it was doing much better now that the fraudulent Scoutmaster Algonquin C. Lumpus is out of the picture. We were there to show Qin what the camp was like.

Lea: Welcome to Camp Kidney, Qin!

Qin: Wow. It's amazing.

Me: It sure is. And it looks like it is doing much better.

Lola: This place has certainly improved since we took Lumpus out.

Me: It sure has.

Nico: Oh yeah.

Qin: Who was Lumpus?

Me: His name was Algonquin C. Lumpus and he was a moose with a seriously screwed up mind.

I went over his history and told her about his crimes and what he did.

Qin: (Gasp) He locked the real scoutmaster in the closet and stole his job!?

Me: Yeah he sure did. Because of that he was declared criminally insane and he swore to get revenge. But Slinkman and Lazlo came to us and we hunted Lumpus and killed him.

Lana: And we ate him for dinner.

Qin: You ate Lumpus?

Me: He was an anthropomorphic moose and moose is really good meat.

Nico: It sure is. Just like we ate Jaws.

Qin: Oh yeah.

Nico: Yep.

Vince: The real scoutmaster of Camp Kidney is our friend Heffer Wolfe. He checks in on Camp Kidney every now and then and it's a great job for him. Whenever Heffer is not around Slinkman takes over for him.

Laney: Yep.

Qin: Wow.

Me: Yep. Scoutmaster Lumpus was declared the most hated creature in all of Wisconsin and after we sent his carcass back to Prickly Pines and they buried him in an unmarked grave.

Nico: Good riddance.

Lincoln: Yeah he deserves to be forgotten.

Lily: Yeah. Even if he was a tasty moose.

We saw Edward the Platypus coming.

Edward: Hey guys!

Me: Hiya Edward.

Qin: How have you been?

Edward: Doing really good.

Nico: Awesome.

Edward: Remember when I told Max's dad to send him to Math Camp as to get payback for Jack?

Cybertron Ransack: Of course. Why?

Edward: I wasn't kidding. It actually is a real place.

Me: Wow. I hope Max is having a terrible time there.

We heard a scream of agony coming from the Math Camp.

Max Terrence: (In the distance) MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP AND KILL ME!

Spicer: (Laughs) That kids deserves this.

We laughed.

Commander Hoo-Ha then came.

Commander Hoo-Ha: Welcome back to Camp Kidney everyone.

Me: (Salutes) Good to see you again Commander Hoo-Ha sir!

Ultra Magnus: (salutes) Commander Hoo-Ha. How've you been?

Commander Hoo-Ha: Doing really well guys. The camp is doing better than ever now that Lumpus and Mucus are out of the picture.

Qin: Who is Mucus?

Me: She was an anthropomorphic warthog that hated all the Bean Scouts and she wanted Camp Kidney to burn. After we killed Lumpus we sent her to a maximum security insane asylum for the rest of her life. She's what we call a Sour Boar.

We laughed at my joke.

Luan: (Laughs) Good one J.D.

Eddy: (Laughs) Sour boar. That was a good one!

Me: Well she is an anthropomorphic warthog and she was one bad pig.

We laughed some more.


Later we were at the exquisite and lavish mansion of Racing Star of the Wacky Races and our friend Penelope Pitstop. She was showing us her awesome race car called The Compact Pussycat. It was an awesome car.

Volcana: Penelope, let me just say that your car looks awesome!

Penelope: Thank you, Volcana.

Me: Penelope has an awesome car and we even got to see her race several times.

Lola: We sure did.

Nico: And she raced with us on several occasions.

Marinette: That was awesome.

Bai Tza: It sure was.

Penelope: I was just about to head into town to get some more supplies. Would ya'll do me a favor and watch the house for me while I'm gone?

Me: Sure Penelope.

Penelope: Much obliged. I'll be back in 20 minutes.

Me: Okay.

Penelope left in her car and we got to watching her house.


French Narrator: (French Accent) 45 minutes later.


We waited for 45 minutes and Penelope hasn't returned.

Azula: Odd. It's been 45 minutes. Penelope should've been back by now.

Me: Weird. We better go see if she is all right.

Nico: Good idea.

We went into tough after we locked up the house and we went to the grocery store and saw Penelope's car still there.

Me: Well her car is still here.

Lincoln: Hey look. There's a piece of a green cloth here.

Me: Lets see.

I looked at it and analyzed it.

Me: Hmm. (Gasp) The Hooded Claw!

Lori: The Hooded Claw?

Lola: Who is the Hooded Claw?

Lily: That's what I was wondering myself.

Me: He's really Penelope Pitstop's lawyer and guardian Sylvester Sneakly. His goal is to kill Penelope Pitstop and claim her vast fortune all for himself.

I went over his history.


Sylvester Sneekly, also known as the Hooded Claw, is the main antagonist of the Hanna-Barbera animated television show The Perils of Penelope Pitstop. The show was a spin-off of a prior cartoon Wacky Races featuring the show's characters Penelope Pitstop and the Anthill Mob, but with the Hooded Claw replacing Dick Dastardly and Muttley as the primary villain (ironically the two would've appeared as supporting characters in early plans).

The Hooded Claw was the disguise used by heiress Penelope's lawyer and supposed guardian, Sylvester Sneakly, in a continuing effort to do away with Penelope, in order to make her family fortune his own. Sneakly would use his dual role (cartoon logic ignoring a limited disguise for his face and none for his voice) to set Penelope up for his latest trap, always in a different part of the world and based on the sights and history of the region, as well as the old-time damsel-in-distress stories.

Aiding him in this were two dim hirelings, the identical twin Bully Brothers; it seems likely the Claw wanted someone he could easily cheat, should his schemes succeed, but failed to compensate for their foolishness. Another factor likely holding him back (but firmly in keeping with the genre) was the complicated and slow workings of his death-traps. Frequently, one trap led right into another, with little or no stop till the end of the episode.

The Anthill Mob acted as Penelope's protectors: as easily fooled and misled as Penelope herself, but smarter than the Bully Brothers; once, when their personalities were inverted, their schemes to do away with Penelope were nearly successful. Modeled after the Seven Dwarves, the Mob's members each had a signature trait that alternately aided Penelope, or got her, and them, in even deeper trouble, moments the Claw never hesitated to exploit. They were a determined, resourceful lot, and once they caught on to the Claw's inevitable involvement, they moved hard to save their pretty charge, who soon rescued them in return.

As the supposedly kind and caring Sylvester Sneakly, the Claw called his charge 'Penelope', while in disguise, he only referred to her as Pitstop. One joke by the Claw mentioned Dick Dastardly by name; possibly an indication that this show shared a world with Wacky Races and Dick Dastardly And His Flying Machines. Hanna-Barbera shows were known for this sort of humor, with Yogi Bear appearing on The Flintstones, and a classmate of Elroy Jetson's watching reruns of The Flintstones on a wristwatch-TV.

Sylvester Sneekly often gave hints to his true identity to Penelope, and once changed into the Hooded Claw costume in front of her, but Penelope was unable to believe that the guardian she admired was the Hooded Claw, and dismissed the idea.


Everyone gasped.

Qin: That fiend!

Lincoln: We got to stop him!

Me: And we will. Penelope Pitstop has always been in constant peril because of Sneakly as the Hooded Claw. He will stop at nothing to get Penelope's fortune all for himself.

Leni: How much is her fortune worth?

Lisa Loud: Her fortune that she inherited is worth $928,375,892,875,865,766,888.28.

Everyone: WHOA!

Laney: That's a huge fortune.

Lily: It sure is.

Me: But we won't let the Hooded Claw get one single red cent. (Eyes glow red)

Nico: But where did the Red Claw take Penelope? He could be anywhere in the country or the world.

Me: Luckily the satellites can find him.

I looked it up on my device and it showed that he was out in the boondocks of eastern Utah 100 miles east southeast of Salt Lake City.

Clay Bailey: (Texas Accent) I know that location. That's the abandoned 9 Mile Canyon Ghost Town. It's 2 hours away from Salt Lake City

Me: That place has been abandoned for years and a lot of people still visit it. Very stereotypical for a criminal mastermind like Sneakly. But lets head over there and fast!

Nico: Right.

Me: And we better take Penelope's car with us. Good thing it has a compact function.

I pressed a button and it turned into a Makeup Compact.

Lori: Oh that is literally so cool.

Luna: Rockin dudes.

I picked it up and put it in my pocket.

Me: It's time to send that murderous freak to the stony lonesome!

We were off to the 9 Mile Canyon Ghost Town in Utah.


9 MILE CANYON GHOST TOWN, UTAH


We arrived at the 9 Mile Canyon Ghost Town and it was a really old and abandoned town that was left to rot like an open wound.

Nico: Wow. This town is really old.

Me: It's been that way since the Old West. No one has been here for 134 years.

Lana: Really old.

Timon: Talk about your fixer upper.

Pumbaa: No kidding.

Me: This whole area is the ghost town of Harper, Utah. It was an old stagecoach town back in 1886.

Laney: Wow. Long time ago.

Lincoln: No kidding.

Clay Bailey: I know this area all too well partners. It would make a really good hideout for an old sidewinder like the Hooded Claw.

Lori: You're telling me Clay.

Luan: Weren't a lot of movies made by John Wayne filmed in Utah?

Me: Most of them were filmed around the Western parts of the United States. But only 11 of them were filmed here in Utah.

Lola: That's not very many.

Me: I know.

We heard a scream.

Me: Penelope.

We hid behind a building and we saw the HOODED CLAW and he had Penelope tied up and dangling over a pool of boiling molten lava!

Hooded Claw: I've got you now Pitstop and your fortune will be mine. (Evil Laughter)

Penelope: H-A-L-PP!

But then an earthquake shook the area and out of huge cracks in the ground arose powerful crystal clusters and the divine singing of angels was heard as beams of rainbow light fired into the air and we appeared out of the rainbow light beams and landed in front of them.

Me: Now that was an entrance.

Max Steel: It sure was.

Hooded Claw: Make one wrong move and Penelope falls into the lava!

Bounce Man: Not if I catch her first!

Me: You can take off that dumb mask and cloak Sylvester Sneakly.

Sylvester Sneakly then took off his mask and cloak and Penelope gasped in shock!

Penelope: Sylvester Sneakly!?

Sylvester Sneakly: That's right Penelope.

Penelope: But why?

Me: He was trying to kill you all those times so he can get your vast fortune all for himself.

Nico: That's right.

Sylvester Sneakly: Also how did you all know it was me?

Me: I've watched the show The Perils of Penelope Pitstop more times than anyone else on the Internet.

Sylvester Sneakly: Oh.

Me: But I'm not letting you kill Penelope on our watch!

I spun my Magisword Bracelet and pulled out a Magisword.

Announce: GUMMY STICKY HAND MAGISWORD!

Me: (To the Viewers) We haven't used these in a while have we?

I swung the Gummy hand and it grabbed Penelope and pulled her over to us and Laney cut her free.

Penelope: Thank you all so much.

Me: No problem Penelope. Now we can put this so-called lawyer of yours into prison where he belongs!

?: And we'll gladly help you out.

We saw an old Model A Ford car come up.

Me: That's an old 1927 Model A Ford. We haven't used cars like those in almost 100 years.

Out of the car came the good mafia and Penelope Pitstop's protectors and bodyguards, the Anthill Mob: Clyde, Ring-A-Ding (Don Messick), Danny, Rug Bug Benny, Mac, Kirby and Willy.

Clyde (Anthill Mob): Long time no see J.D.

Me: Hey Clyde. Good to see you guys again.

Mac: We came to help you out.

Me: We're going to throw Penelope Pitstop's evil Lawyer in prison forever.

Clyde (Anthill Mob): What!? Sylvester Sneakly is the Hooded Claw!?

Me: That's right. He tried getting Penelope killed so many times so he can get her vast fortune all for himself.

The Anthill Mob gasped.

Me: Yeah. Now he and his cronies will pay.

But then Captain Cold, Larxene and Vanitas appeared.

Me: Captain Cold, Vanitas and Larxene.

Larxene: That's right.

Captain Cold: Penelope, I just want to say that the three of us had nothing to do with Sylvester's plans.

Penelope: I know, Snart. And I'm grateful for that.

Vanitas: I hope your car wasn't damaged.

Me: No I have it right her.

I pulled out the makeup compact.

Penelope: Thank you so much J.D.

Me: No problem Penelope.

I gave it to her.

?: I think I'm gonna be sick.

3 figures came out and it was THE PLANT SISTERS: GRAPE, HOUSENKA and SUZURAN!

Sailor Earth: Grape, Housenka and Suzuran.

Grape: Long time no see Sailor Girl.

Housenka: You're gonna wish you were never born.

Maria: Are you three related to the Kisenian Blossom?

Grape: Oh, please! She's nothing compared to us.

Shanan: I didn't expect Queen Beryl to have 3 Ivynyans in her employ.

Suzuran: I'm impressed that you know about our kind Shanan.

Qin: What are the Ivynyans?

Shanan: They are a deadly race of plant warriors that come from the jungle planet Ivyus. It's located in the Sombrero Galaxy and the Ivynyans are the deadliest warriors in all of their galaxy. They were considered one of the most feared races in the universe until their entire planet was destroyed when a massive Gamma Ray Burst hit it head on.

Qin: That's horrible!

Suzuran: That's correct Shanan.

Housenka: We're very impressed that you know all about that.

Shanan: I know about so much of the universe and what is out there.

Nico: You are just as deadly as the Saiyans were before Planet Vegeta was destroyed.

Grape: That's right.

Me: It's time to take you bozos down!

Emma: You're in for a treat, Penelope.

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Animal Supersquad!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Maskman rangers.

Penelope: Amazing!

Me: Lets get them!

Volcana: Since I'm facing Larxene and helping Qin, I'll do this. SHADOW CLONE!

She made a shadow clone. Now she can be in many places at one.

We powered up and went at them.


Battle 1: Vanitas


Spiderman, Bounce Man and Toad Man were facing Vanitas.

Spiderman: This is gonna be so awesome.

Toad Man: It sure is.

Bounce Man: Time to bounce all over.

Vanitas called out his Incineroar.

Vanitas: Lets dance.

Spiderman fired blasts of webbing and Bounce Man fired lots of bouncy balls and Toad Man fired waves of acid rain and the blasts hit Vanitas and his Pokemon and knocked them out in a fiery explosion.

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

Spiderman: Another awesome victory for your friendly neighborhood Spiderman.


Battle 2: Captain Cold


Qin, Volcana's Clone and Torch Man were facing Captain Cold.

Qin: This is gonna be a fiery battle.

Volcana: You said it.

Torch Man: Yeah!

Captain Cold: This will be a good one.

He called out his Pokemon and Qin, Volcana and Torch Man fired waves of fire and they slammed into Captain Cold and his Pokemon and knocked them out in a cloud of steam.

Qin: That was an infernal victory. Claire that was very clever using Shadow Clones.

Volcana: Thanks. Now for the boss to help against Larxene.

Volcana's clone dispelled.


Battle 3: Larxene


Volcana, Zuko, Azula and Lincoln were facing Larxene.

Lincoln: This is gonna be an awesome battle.

Thunderstorm clouds were forming above them and lightning struck all over and thunder crashed all over.

THUNDERCLAP!

Larxene: The storm is coming.

Volcana: One of fire and Lightning.

Zuko: Lets do it.

Azula: Yeah.

THUNDERCLAP!

Larxene called out her Pokemon and Lincoln, Azula, Zuko and Volcana fired massive waves of fire and lightning and the blasts hit Larxene and her Pokemon and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Larxene and her Pokemon were knocked out.

Volcana: A truly electrifying victory.


Battle 4: Plant Sisters


Shanan, Laney and Sam Manson were facing the Plant Sisters.

Shanan: You three give gardeners everywhere a really bad name!

Grape: Come and get us.

Laney: You will now see our full power.

Sam Manson: And know how true love of plants comes into being.

They went at the Plant Sisters and blasted them all over with powerful energy blasts and obliterated them into nothing.

Shanan: In the immortal words of Nico, Plant Sisters you have failed this universe.

Laney: Well said.


Battle 5: SYLVESTER SNEAKLY A.K.A. THE HOODED CLAW!


We regrouped and we were facing Sylvester Sneakly.

Me: It's over for you Sneakly. You will never get your hands of Penelope's fortune.

Sneakly: I will get my hands on that fortune if it's the last thing I ever do.

Nico: Not if we have anything to say about it!

Bai Tza: You're in a heap of trouble when the cops come.

Me: Big time. Lets get him!

We went at Sneakly and his thugs and I punched Sneakly in the face and Nico kicked him in the back and Lincoln punched him in the stomach and Lapis Lazuli punched and kicked his thugs around and smashed them all over with incredible force and knocked them out. Wamma, Seeryn, and Chaor smashed and blasted Sneakly with fire and smashed him all over and more. The Anthill Mob blasted him all over with their guns and smashed his head in with their clubs and more and Penelope kicked him in the face.

Me: Hey Sneakly, the 1920's called and they want their stereotypical villain costume back.

I punched him in the face and smashed his glasses and kicked him in the crotch.

Eddy: Present for you Sneakly.

He gave him a bomb and it exploded in his face.

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

He was burned all over and coughing up ash.

Me: Time for some teamwork.

Ultra Magnus: Lets do it!

Lola: YEAH!

Ultra Magnus used the Autobot Cyber Planet Key and Lola used the Gigantion Cyber Planet Key. They enhanced Lola's fire powers and she was equipped with Cybertron Metroplex's Axe and Ultra Magnus had his Blue Bolts cannons enhanced 100-fold.

Lea used the Earth Cyber Planet Key and Ransack used the Velocitron Cyber Planet Key. They enhanced Lea's fire powers and turned Ransack's seat into a deadly blaster.

Ultra Magnus and Lola: BLUEBOLT FIRESTORM AXEBLADE STORM!

Ultra Magnus fired a massive blast of blue energy and Lola fired a Barrage of blades of fire.

Lea and Cybertron Ransack: SPEEDING INFERNO MEGABLAST!

Lea fired a wave of fire and Ransack fired waves of energy.

Tigatron: Time for action. Tigatron, MAXIMIZE!

Tigatron transformed.

Tigatron and the Megaforce Rangers: WHITE TIGER MEGA BURSTSTORM!

Tigatron fired waves of white energy and the Megaforce Rangers fired blasts of energy.

Airazor: Airazor, MAXIMIZE!

Airazor transformed!

Airazor and Devon Daniels: HAWK CHEETAH SPEEDBARRAGE!

Airazor fired numerous missiles and Devon fired a wave of red energy.

Depth Charge: Depth Charge, MAXIMIZE!

Depth Charge transformed.

Depth Charge and Ravi Shaw: MANTA GORILLA SMASH BARRAGE!

Depth Charge fired blasts of energy and Ravi fired waves of blue energy.

Garnet and Zoey Reeves: GARNET JACKRABBIT HOPBLAST!

Amethyst and Nate Silva: AMETHYST MANTIS WHIPLASH!

Pearl and Steel: PEARL SCARAB SWARMSHOWER!

Pearl fired waves of white energy and Steel fired blasts of silver energy.

Steven Universe and Orion: PINK DIAMOND SILVERSTORM BLAST!

Steven Universe fired a wave of pink energy and Orion fired a blast of silver energy.

The Rangers, Crystal Gems and Maximals fired their weapons and energy blasts and they slammed head on into Sneakly and exploded!

KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

Carly Carmine and Faye Carmine: HUMMINGBIRD HERON TWILIGHT BLAST!

Carly and Faye fired blasts of Orange and White energy and they formed into a powerful Hummingbird and Heron.

Lincoln and Penelope Pitstop: LIGHTNING RESCUE MEGABLAST!

Lincoln fired waves of lightning and Penelope fired blasts of energy.

Carol and the Anthill Mob: ATOMIC MOBSTORM MEGABLAST!

Carol fired a massive blast of atomic energy and the Anthill Mob fired blasts from Tommy Guns.

Bash: ROCK AND ROLL!

Lori and Bash: ROCKSTORM HURRICANE BLAST!

Bash fired numerous rocks and Lori fired blasts of wind.

Dino Rang: (Australian Accent) COME RANG OR SHINE!

Leni and Dino Rang: GRAVITY BOOMERANG SMASHER!

Leni fired waves of gravity and Dino Rang fired his boomerangs.

Terrafin: IT'S FEEDIN TIME!

Luna and Terrafin: MAELSTROM LANDSHARK CHOMP!

Luna fired waves of water and Terrafin summoned a school of deadly land sharks.

Prism Break: THE BEAM IS SUPREME!

Luan and Prism Break: RAINBOW CRYSTAL BEAM BLAST!

Luan and Prism Break fired blasts of light.

Crusher: IT'S CRUSH HOUR!

Lynn and Crusher: VOLCANIC ROCKSMASH BLAST!

Lynn fired a wave of lava and Crusher smashed the ground with his hammer and sent waves of earth.

Fist Bump: KNOCK KNOCK... TOO LATE!

Lincoln and Fist Bump: LIGHTNING ROCKFIST BLAST!

Lincoln fired a wave of lightning and Fist Bump smashed the ground and fired a fault line blast.

Slobber Tooth: CLOBBER AND SLOBBER!

Linka and Slobber Tooth: SLOBBERING LIGHTNING FLOOD!

Linka fired a wave of lightning and Slobber Tooth fired a wave of earth and drool. Yuck.

Flashwing: BLINDED BY THE LIGHT!

Liberty and Flashwing: MAGIC LIGHT CRYSTAL BEAM!

Liberty fired a wave of magic and Flashwing formed a crystal that fired a lighthouse beam.

Doom Stone: ANOTHER SMASH HIT!

Lyra and Doom Stone: FIRESTORM PETRIFIER BLAST!

Lyra fired a wave of fire and Doom Stone fired a petrifier beam from his shield.

Rubble Rouser: BRACE FOR IMPACT!

Lee and Rubble Rouser: DRILLING LIGHTNING HAMMER BLAST!

Lee fired a blast of lightning and Rubble Rouser threw his hammer.

Scorp: KING OF THE STING!

Lucy and Scorp: DARKNESS STING BLAST!

Lucy fired a wave of darkness and Scorp fired balls of poison.

Wallop: HAMMER IT HOME!

Laney and Wallop: BRAMBLE HAMMER SUPERSMASH!

Laney fired a wave of bramble vines and Wallop sent his deadly crystal hammer at him.

Head Rush: TAKING CHARGE!

Lana and Head Rush: SUBZERO ROCKCHARGE SMASH!

Lana fired a wave of ice lightning and Head Rush charged with incredible speed.

Rocky Road: ROLL WITH IT!

Lola and Rocky Roll: INFERNO ROCKROLL SMASH!

Lola fired a wave of fire and Rocky Roll fired a bunch of boulders.

Smash Hit: LET'S ROCK!

Lisa and Smash Hit: TECHNO MEGABALL SMASH!

Lisa fired a wave of gears and Smash Hit sent his spinning mace ball.

Golden Queen: I REIGN SUPREME!

Lily and Golden Queen: MAELSTROM GOLD SCARAB SWARM!

Lily fired a wave of glowing water and Golden Queen fired a wave of scarabs and gold energy.

Barbella: IT'S CRUNCH TIME!

Me and Barbella: WOLF FIRE SMASHING BLAST!

I fired a blast of blue fire and Barbella fired a wave of rock and dirt.

Tri-Tip: FACE THE MACE!

Nico and Tri-Tip: AFTERSHOCK METEOR SMASH!

Nico touched the ground and a blast of energy was sent from his hands with Naturon Shenron's powers and Tri-Tip hid a meteor fall from the sky.

Tussle Sprout: LETS EVEN THE SPORE!

Tara and Tussle Sprout: FIRESTORM TUSSLE BLAST!

Tara fired a wave of fire and Tussle Sprout fired a poison gas cloud.

Chomp Chest: FEED ME!

Carol and Chomp Chest: ATOMIC CHOMP BITE!

Carol fired an atomic blast and Chomp Chest sent an energy bite.

Chef Pepper Jack: HOT, HOT, HOT SAUCE!

Paige and Chef Pepper Jack: FIERY GHOST SPICE CHEFBLAST!

Paige and Chef Pepper Jack fired a massive blast of fire.

Scrap Shooter: (Gangster Accent) I'M GOING IN, SEE?

Zach and Scrap Shooter: FIRESTORM BLASTBARRAGE STORM!

Zach fired blasts of fire and Scrap Shooter fired numerous missile blasts.

Grinnade: (Video Game Music)

Paula and Grinnade: LIGHTNING EXPLOSION BLAST!

Paula fired a wave of lightning and Grinnade ran towards Sneakly.

Smoke Scream: BURN, BABY, BURN!

Jaime and Smoke Scream: FIRESTORM FAIRY BLAST!

Jaime fired a wave of fire and Smoke Scream fired a wave of fire.

The blasts all hit Sneakly and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Me: Time for you to face the power of our final smashes.

Bai Tza: You give all lawyers everywhere a bad name!

Marinette: And for that you are hereby disbarred!

Bai Tza, Penelope Pitstop, Marinette and the Anthill Mob: FIRESTORM LAWBLAST SURPRISE!

They fired waves of fire and water and they slammed into Sneakly and exploded.

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Sneakly was knocked out and then the cops came as I slapped the cuffs on him. Sneakly was arrested and to make sure he doesn't escape, he was put in a paddy wagon.

Nico: Sylvester Sneakly you have failed this world.

The police took him away.

Me: Awesome battle.

Chef Pepper Jack: Oooey! It was. By the way J.D. you should let me join the Redemption Squad. I am also a really good chef as well as a great fighter.

Me: I can see that Chef Pepper Jack.

Chef Pepper Jack: It would be good to be free after having been trapped in there for 3 years and smelling the scent of mustard.

Me: Really?

I smelled the Traptanium crystal he was in and it smelled like yellow mustard.

Me: Hm. It really does smell like mustard. All right we'll let you out Chef.

William: Welcome aboard Chef Pepper Jack.

The Masters of Evil came.

Me: This was an awesome battle.

Laney: Yeah.

Volcana: You said it.

Larxene: I have to admit, Volcana. That was a nice move with the Shadow Clone that you did.

Volcana: Thanks. Naruto taught me that move while training.

Captain Cold: I guess you can be in two places at once.

Volcana: Yep.

Me: That's my bro for you. He's a good teacher.

Maria: Well, it's possible that you guys can use Shadow Clones as well.

Vanitas: You know, I think you may be right about that.

Me: Awesome.

The Masters of Evil then teleport out.

Me: Well another bad guy bites the dust. Lets head home.

We went back to Michigan and Penelope was placed under our protection should Sylvester Sneakly escape. But luckily that will never happen. Sneakly was indicted by the federal court system and was found guilty of numerous counts of kidnapping and attempted murder, conspiracy to commit attempted murder and attempted murder for financial gain. He was sentenced 7,817 life sentences plus 10,928,846,936 years in federal prison with no hope for parole and he was ordered to pay Penelope Pitstop $299,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.00 in restitution.

BURN IN HELL SNEAKLY!

He was gonna serve his sentence in the Uranus Prison.


Later at the estate, we were watching TV and Chef Pepper Jack made us awesome spicy meals and they were really spicy and flavorful. I was eating a burger with really hot hot sauce on it.

Me: Whoa! Really spicy and delicious!

Laney: You said it. These are really good.

Sunburn: Chef Pepper Jack is Skylands most famous and most renowned chef and he cooks great food.

Spyro: He may have been a villain when we first fought him, but he is still a great chef.

Me: And I love nuclear hot food.

Lynn: Me too.

Penelope Pitstop: (To the viewers) Be careful with who you trust and make sure that they aren't fortune hunters out to kill you.

Me: Good advice Penelope.

Ed Cowart: You said it.

Vince: Yep.

We had a great lunch.

THE END


Another awesome fanfiction complete.

The Perils of Penelope Pitstop was one of my favorite cartoons when I was a kid and it was awesome how the Ant Hill Mob always saved Penelope from danger. But what Sylvester Sneakly was doing was terrible beyond all words. I've seen what happens to Fortune Hunters in Crime Documentaries and they usually end up getting caught and thrown into prison or put on death row. This chapter was made in honor of Penelope Pitstop's voice actress: The late Janet Waldo, who voiced Judy Jetson in The Jetson's Nancy in Shazzan, Penelope Pitstop as in both The Perils of Penelope Pitstop and Wacky Races and Josie in Josie and the Pussycats. She was great and will forever be missed. She was 97 when she when she died.

R.I.P. Janet Waldo, February 4th, 1919 to June 12th, 2016.

NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man. Next up is the revenge of Prohyas and Vambre's rivals from Witch Way. We are gonna face the evil Morbidia and Gattau almost 3 and a half years after they were banished from Lyvsheria forever when Lana got everyone together and she banished them. We're coming for you Witch Way and you had better start praying.

See you all tomorrow.