DANVILLE, INDIANA
We were over in the town that is home to Phineas and Ferb, Danville. It was a really nice town and more. With us were
Clawful: So this is Danville?
Me: It sure looks like a nice town.
Nico: It sure does and I can't believe that the Royal Defenders ruined it in their universe.
Laney: I know.
Nico: Those jerkballs ruined so many people.
Jake (Adventure Time): You tell them Nico.
Luna: (depressed) I don't know about this, dudes. What if we end up making the same actions that our Royal Defenders counterparts did in their version of Danville?
Dark Spicer: Look, that was what your counterparts did. But here, I know you two won't end up doing the same things they caused.
Me: Dark is right guys. I know what the Royal Defenders did was terrible but as long as me, Nico, Vince and everyone and the Masters of Evil are around that will never happen.
Flash: I said the same thing to make sure that the Justice League didn't turn into the Justice Lords.
Nico: Wow.
Me: Deja vu.
Vince: Yeah.
Lana: Yeah.
We arrived at the awesome house of Phineas and his brother Ferb and we saw them building an awesome roller coaster.
Me: Whoa! That is awesome!
Phineas: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Nico: Awesome Roller Coaster.
Me: It's a pleasure to meet you two.
Phineas: It's an honor to meet you guys!
Lana: Same here! And I'm sorry about Luna and Lincoln. They're still pretty traumatized by a recent adventure of ours.
Ferb: (British Accent) It's awesome to meet you all.
Me: Same to you guys.
Phineas: Hulk, Iron Man, Spiderman! Good to see you all again.
Hulk: Hulk happy to see you too.
Iron Man: Same to you Phineas.
Spiderman: How have you two been?
Phineas: Doing really good.
Me: They have been doing much better since we killed Red Skull and put M.O.D.O.K. in prison as a brainless idiot.
We laughed.
Phineas: Wow. That's awesome. What do you mean that Luna and Lincoln are traumatized?
Nico: It's a very ugly story.
Me: Want us to help you guys finish your roller coaster?
Phineas: Sure.
We got to work and helped them and when it was done it was an awesome and huge success. It was a Roller Coaster called the Indianapolis Tornado. It was awesome.
Phineas's older sister Candace then came.
Candace: Aha! Wait till I tell... (Sees us) Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's such an awesome honor to meet you.
Me: Same to you Candace.
Lola: It's a pleasure.
Candace: What brings you all here?
Me: We came to meet you. Also we have a very strange story to tell all of you.
Candace: I see. But first.
She saw the roller coaster.
Candace: Wow. What a roller coaster. Wait until I tell Mom about what you guys just made! You two will be so busted! (gets out her phone)
Lincoln: (depressed) Go ahead. Getting busted is better then me and Luna tearing your family apart.
Candace: (puts her phone away) You know what? Maybe I won't call Mom now. You guys are probably doing a reverse psychology trick on me!
Firefly: It's not a trick, Candace. And we should really give you a modern phone than the one you have.
Me: Yeah.
I gave her a 256 gigabyte iPhone 13.
Candace: Cool! But I'll have you guys explain what's wrong with Luna and Lincoln.
Me: Okay.
Buford: Back for more, Venom? Well, I got just the thing to hurt you! (gets out boombox)
Venom: Hold on, Buford! We're not-
Buford turns on the boombox and Venom roared in pain as the loud music blasted him.
Mindwipe: Buford, stop! Venom's a good guy now!
He turned off the Music Box.
Me: It's true Buford. Venom is now part of our team.
Nico: Yeah.
Buford: Oh sorry.
Isabella: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with 6 villains hanging out with you guys.
Electro: (pouts jokingly) Aww! And here I thought we were gonna be friends!
Me: It's all right Isabella. They are our frenemies and it's not their turn to fight so they are helping us for our mission.
Phineas and Ferb's parents came.
Cosmos: I think it's time for all the secrets to come out into the open. That includes Phineas and Ferb's inventions and Perry's life as a secret agent.
Me: I agree Cosmos.
Shiv: Ever since Dark used Alien Ξ to complete that secret project of Vypra's, all of us have become part of of TEam Loud Phoenix Storm's family.
Baljeet: And does being part of said family mean that we have to let you guys get away with crimes?
Dark Spicer: Now we don't expect you guys to not do your job and try to catch us. We like the challenge.
Candace: Wow.
Me: Yeah.
Phineas: Lincoln, what even traumatised you and Luna so much?
Me: It was because of the Royal Defenders.
Isabella: The Royal Defenders?
Buford: Who are they?
Me: The Royal Defenders are an evil parallel universe version of us. We found out about them a few weeks ago and we found out that they doing numerous terrible things to their universe all over and it was not pretty. It's the reason why Luna and Lincoln are depressed. Because they think that we are going to end up becoming like them. We went into war with them a few days ago and it was not pretty.
I went over everything we did to them and told them all the horrible crimes they committed and more and they all gasped in shock. I showed them pictures and files on everything they did to numerous people all over their universe and it was shocking! Numerous lives were destroyed and countless others were enslaved and ruined.
Me: When we got word about their crimes, we went into war against them.
Ed Cowart: I was providing Team Loud Phoenix Storm with the intel on them.
Candace: I don't think we've seen you here.
Ed Cowart: My name is Ed Cowart. I am the leader of the Anti-Royal Defenders Movement. It was a band of rebels that I made to help take them down.
Me: Ed is now our chief reconnaissance and information gatherer. He was providing us intel on the Royal Defenders so we can know how they operate and think. It was thanks to his intel and plans and technological ingenuity that we overwhelmed the Royal Defenders and brought them down for good.
Ben: And the Royal Defenders version of me turned into Alien X and reset their entire universe without the memories of the Royal Defenders. It was a huge sacrifice.
Me: It was.
Candace: Wow.
Phineas: That's amazing and horrible.
Ferb: Indeed.
Perry the platypus purred.
Me: Yep. We saved Universe 23 as King Kai calls it and we brought an end to the Royal Defenders oppression for good. The Royal Defenders are now our prisoners in the S.H.I.E.L.D. Prison system for the rest of their miserable lives.
Nico: Yep.
Isabella: That's incredible. We'll have to meet the Royal Defenders in person someday.
Candace: And they sent mom and dad to a bad parent rehabilitation clinic and pampered me like a princess? Wow.
Nico: Yeah. And the worst part is that they killed their version of the Loud Kids aunt Ruth.
Laney: Yeah and that's what really pissed us off.
Rita: Laney! Language.
Laney: Sorry mom.
Me: Laney is right though. But what really pissed us off even more was when they recruited Dipper and Mabel's most dangerous enemy from when they lived in Gravity Falls, Oregon: Bill Cipher.
Phineas: Who is Bill Cipher?
Me: He's a demonic spirit that looks like an illuminati.
Candace: An illuminati?
Me: You know that pyramid that you usually see on the back of the $1.00 bill?
Candace: Oh that. Whoa!
Me: Yeah. They were out of their minds to recruit him.
Dipper: It's true. Me and Mabel defeated Bill Cipher in Gravity Falls and it was not pretty.
Nico: I don't know what the hell they were thinking recruiting a monster like him.
Naruto: Yeah. It was awful.
Me: Yeah.
Phineas's mom: Wow.
Buford: That is really intense.
Me: No kidding.
Phineas: It's good you guys stopped them and made sure that they paid for their crimes.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: But now lets tell you some secrets about Phineas, Ferb and Perry the Platypus.
We told them about Phineas and Ferb's awesome inventions and how they are some of the coolest we have ever seen on TV and now in person and they were awesome. We also told them about Perry being a secret agent for the awesome spy organization O.W.C.A. (Organization Without a really Cool Acronym) and it was awesome as Perry revealed it by putting on his hat and demonstrating more awesome moves.
Edward (Camp Lazlo): That is so cool!
Edward and Perry high-five.
Candace: How can you tell what he's thinking Edward?
Edward (Camp Lazlo): I'm a platypus myself and we know what we think.
Perry then handed me a document.
Me: What's this for?
I opened it and it showed me the information on an evil organization called L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.
Me: L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.? That sounds like a stupid name for an organization.
I read what it stood for.
Me: The League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness. Oh I get it. Lets see here.
I read the info and it also had info on its founder Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. (League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness) is a recurring antagonistic faction in the Disney Channel series Phineas and Ferb. It is a villainous organization founded by Heinz Doofenshmirtz and led by Aloyse Von Roddenstein. They served as recurring antagonists of the series, later going on to serve as the major antagonists in the 2014 TV special Phineas and Ferb Save Summer.
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. made its on-screen debut when its name was established by Doofenshmirtz. In that episode, they had a meeting in which Norm made a large amount of potato salad for a pot luck picnic and press conference.
When they realized that no press was present and they were at the Let's All Dance Until We're Sick filming in Danville, Doofenshmirtz resorted to redirecting them to the studios where the show was being held and take over the dance competition, seeing this as an opportunity to spread terror via television by announcing their existence. However, they failed on account of a combination of two things: their poor dancing skills and decisive intervention by Agent P, with the end result on their part was a disaster, as many of them - including Doofenshmirtz and his rival Rodney - were badly mauled and ended up in the hospital shortly thereafter, leading Doofenshmirtz to comment from his hospital bed that the show would be more apt if it was renamed Let's All Dance Until We're in Intensive Care.
As the second annual Inator Creator Competition was being held, a number of O.W.C.A. agents, including Perry, were sent in for reconnaissance but were all captured and incarcerated by the members of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.. Doofenshmirtz was hoping to win the prize belt himself, since Rodney had won the first one. However, his -inator wasn't complete and he struggled to finish it in time for the presentation.
Intending to buy himself time, he activated a fog machine that hampered visibility in the convention, along with all of Danville. In the confusion, Rodney (who has previously won the first Inator Creator Competition) managed to activate his own invention, a Fog-Clear-Inator (which turned out to be an gigantic electric fan), which cleared up the room. Doofenshmirtz compensated for this by secretly helping the O.W.C.A. agents escape and releasing them into the convention to destroy the competitors' inventions. At the end of the ensuing fight, the electric fan was the last invention standing (since the agents refused to destroy because it was beneficial to mankind).
By that time, Doofenshmirtz rolled his crudely-built invention out onto the convention floor. After setting it by the electric fan, he activated it. A fist with a boxing glove sprung out of it, called by Doofenshmirtz the "Eradicate Rodney's Inator-Inator", promptly smashing the electric fan to pieces, completely destroying it in the process, and forced Rodney to run off crying in defeat. Doofenshmirtz was declared the winner by default. Although Doof was delighted to win, exclaiming that default was his favorite way to win, he was disappointed to find out that the trophy belt was destroyed by the agents during the fight. The judge instead handed him a red balloon to substitute for the original prize. Doof decides to accept this, dubbing the prize "Balloony II", but a herd of robotic bulls it drew in stormed into the convention center and decimated the entire Quanity Inn building.
The members of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. televised a competition in the Danville Arena where the winner would become the supreme leader of the organization. Agent P was also at the event, having been brought there by Doofenshmirtz after being captured in a bottle. For the opening, the dancers, including Doofenshmirtz and Rodney, sang the song Evil Tonight on stage. Lawrence Fletcher, who arrived at the arena due to misreading the location of his speech, entered through a trapdoor in the stage and is mistaken as one of the top three contestants. The other two contestants were Doofenshmirtz and Rodney; Dr. Diminutive was also a finalist, but was disqualified during the production number due to his height.
The three contestants compete in various competitions, such as the Mechanical Mother competition and the Swimsuit competition, all of which Lawrence unsurprisingly loses due to his politeness and also because he doesn't fully understand what the contest is for. Rodney attempted to use Doofenshmirtz's Make-Everything-Evil-inator, which he renames the Make-Everything-Evil-izer to make himself more evil and thus secure his win. Doofenshmirtz accuses him of stealing his idea and they both fight to be shot with the -inator first. The fight accidentally makes the -inator hit Lawrence, turning him evil and causing him to win the last round of the competition, where the contestants try to intimidate the others with their most evil glare. Lawrence wins by so many points that he is elected Supreme Leader of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Major Monogram advises Perry, through Perry's wrist communicator, to remind Lawrence of who he really is to turn him back to normal. Perry uses his jet pack to escape and turn the dart that Phineas and Ferb are riding on towards the Danville Arena and land in the middle of the arena. Lawrence sees them and he goes back to normal. He tosses aside his Supreme Leader medal, thus resigning as leader. While Doofenshmirtz and Rodney fight over the medal, Lawrence, Phineas, and Ferb exit the arena, with Lawrence believing that he had just become the king of the pharmacists.
The members of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. are hosting up their annual Summer Stock Festival, and Doofenshmirtz has gotten the title role for the play. However, Doof ends up being lost along with Perry in the desert thanks to one of his -inators. As Doofenshmirtz and Perry walk their way through the desert to get back to Danville, Rodney was called in to take over Doofenshmirtz's role if Doof doesn't return when the play starts, much to Rodney's delight.
Despite enduring so much heat while walking through the hot desert, Doofenshmirtz manages to locate Perry's jet-pack and uses it to transport himself and Perry out from the desert and back into Danville. To cut some slack for Doof, Perry activates the turbo mode, sending both himself and Doofenshmirtz into the play and knocking Rodney and an actress off the stage just as Doofenshmirtz delivers his first line, "Pizza delivery!". Doof's spectacular entrance resulted an outstanding applause from the audience, including the other evil scientists (with one of them happily saying "What an entrance!") With the play a complete success, Doof thanks Perry for helping out, though Perry points out that Doof is the one to be thanked because of his good entrance.
The members of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. were having their First Annual Disservice Awards at the Knights of Danville Hall, until they found out that the agents of O.W.C.A. are having their cadet graduation ceremony in the same ballroom they're using. As a result, both the agents and villains engaged into a fight, despite Major Monogram's attempt to calm both sides down. The fight ended up in stalemate, since the animals agents got themselves worn out while the evil scientists barely got out for their lives. This event caused Major Monogram to be fired from his job, since the security deposit for the ballroom was destroyed during the fight, which almost led to O.W.C.A.'s complete shutdown.
Later on, the villains finally get themselves into the public spotlight when Doofenshmirtz announced that he has successfully moved the Earth away from the Sun to an early autumn with his latest -inator, which has put much of the Tri-State Area and the O.W.C.A. in disarray. During a meeting at an abandoned warehouse, Doof explains that his -inator shoots out a tractor beam that uses the mass of the planet Jupiter as an anchor to pull the Earth away from its original orbit, and even showed the blueprints to prove that he created it. The villains are very delighted to see that Doofenshmirtz has actually succeeded in a grand evil scheme for once, and Rodney seizes the opportunity to assume his new role as leader of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N., saying that it's time to enact their takeover of the Earth.
Without hesitation, the members of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. managed to capture all of the disoriented O.W.C.A. agents (except for Perry, who managed to evade capture) and imprisoned them in their warehouse. They also hired five muscular goons to keep on watch for intruders coming to the warehouse. The members of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N later took over City Hall (and presumably the Tri-State Area as well) since the change in weather was causing civil unrest, which forced Doof's younger brother Mayor Roger to evade from the angry citizens by taking refuge on top of the building. At the villains' public conference in City Hall, Doofenshmirtz and Rodney explain to the public about the weather change and the true circumstances behind it. Just as Doofenshmirtz is about to present out L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.'s list of demands to the public, Rodney cuts him off by exclaiming to the public that he used Doof's blueprints to create an -inizor ten times the size and strength of Doof's -inator, capable of moving the Earth so far away into a new Ice Age if L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.'s demands to the world won't be met. At that point, everyone in the world is horrified by this revelation, even a shocked Doofenshmirtz starts to realize that this is going out of hand.
This event puts L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. to finally get in contact with the world leaders, and after hours of waiting, the villains are informed by the world leaders (one of them is U.S. President Barack Obama) that all of their demands have finally been met except for one: the worldwide supply of pretzels. Staying true to his word, Rodney activates his -inizor, moving the Earth far away to perpetual winter. As the members of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. celebrate their newfound success of having the world under their grasp, Doofenshmirtz finally realizes that they have gone mad for world domination (mostly Rodney, who now embellishes that his plan is coming to success), and he finds this to be extremely uncomfortable, feeling extremely guilty of coming up with the idea of moving the Earth in the first place. Eventually, the captured O.W.C.A. agents were freed (thanks to a street rat whom Major Monogram befriended as a homeless person) and they battle the evil scientists again. However, both the animal agents and the villains soon realized that they are just repeating the same brawl back in the ballroom. Deciding that it is not worth it, all of the evil scientists decided to flee away from the scene to their separate ways, and the agents let them go.
Eventually, Doofenshmirtz remains behind as he manages to stop Rodney from endangering the Earth by taking down the inizor (with the help from an arriving Major Monogram, Carl, Monty, and Perry), and Rodney is arrested and taken into custody for his crimes.
Known Members
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (founder, resigned)
Norm (Doofenshmirtz's robot assistant, resigned)
Aloyse von Roddenstein (current leader, arrested)
Chloe (Roddenstein's robot assistant, fate unknown)
Orville Von Roddenstein (Roddenstein's son, fate unknown)
Dr. Bloodpudding (escaped)
Dr. Diminutive (escaped)
Dr. David Bringdown (escaped)
Dr. Charlie Bainbridge (escaped)
Professor Bannister (arrested)
Señor Killbot (escaped)
Warehouse Goons (fate unknown)
Lawrence Fletcher (former leader, resigned)
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the main antagonist (and sometimes an anti-hero) of the Disney Channel animated series Phineas and Ferb, and a major character in the 2011 animated TV film Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension, the 2020 Disney+ film Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Candace Against the Universe, and the Disney XD series Milo Murphy's Law.
He was an evil scientist who used to be enemies with an anthropomorphic platypus secret agent named Perry the Platypus, who foils almost all of his semi-evil schemes, though a few turn out to be successful. In Milo Murphy's Law, he is revealed to be the former identity of Professor Time, the future inventor of time travel.
He was voiced by Dan Povenmire, who is also one of the co-creators of the series.
Early life
In his early life, Heinz was just a simple little boy living presumably somewhere in an Eastern European country called Drusselstein. Mr. and Mrs. Doofenshmirtz, his parents, often abused him and forced him to be their lawn gnome when their real one was repossessed; his only friend was the moon (and his neighbor Kenny). His younger brother Roger was the one in the family to get way more attention than Heinz, which lead him into a life of jealousy of how Roger lived his life.
This was further intensified when Roger was elected Mayor of Danville, which caused Heinz to develop schemes to discredit or humiliate Roger. Heinz's first invention was called "Inator" (he still was not good at naming inventions back then), which does nothing but shoot a ray of plasma into outer space. He entered it in a Science Fair, but lost to a baking soda volcano. On the next science fair, he entered an "Even-Bigger-Inator", but still lost to another baking soda volcano.
Phineas and Ferb
During his teenage years after moving to America, Heinz sarcastically stated he would rule the world, but his former girlfriend Linda Flynn (who would later become the mother of Phineas and Candace Flynn) convinced him to start small with the Tri-State Area. Doing so, he gained an evil business (after his bratwurst-vending business was put out of business thanks to the hot dog vending industry). He also gained and a new nemesis, O.W.C.A. Agent Perry the Platypus (or Agent P for short), who is also Phineas and Ferb's pet.
Almost every typical episode features Doofenshmirtz who subjects Perry into a trap and hatches an evil scheme or invention that he often links to a "back story" from his youth. The stories explore his mentally abusive and shunned childhood in the fictional village of Drusselstein. As such, Perry would find himself out from the trap, and go to defeat Doofenshmirtz, who would yell out in defeat, "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" Perry's battles with Doofenshmirtz is also the primary reason behind destruction of whatever form of contraption that Phineas and Ferb are building in order to make summer better. Phineas and Ferb are aware that something happens to get rid of their scheme for the day, but do not know that Perry is the cause behind it and are largely dismissive of it. Their sister, Candace, also does not know that Perry is behind the destruction and is driven to near insanity trying to figure it out.
Though it may seem that Doofenshmirtz and Perry see each other as nemeses, they were times when they tend to be civil towards each other. They seem to take light over their daily brawl and cannot stand to live without this function. Even when Doofenshmirtz temporarily replaces Perry with another O.W.C.A. agent, Perry seems to be very depressed and misses Doofenshmirtz so much, revealing that his battles against Doofenshmirtz's schemes is what gave his life heroic cause.
Also, in other occasions, depending on whatever situation Doofenshmirtz is facing, Perry would often help Doofenshmirtz with his plans that are not evil in nature, such as helping the doctor overcome evil scientist's block, helping him put on a birthday party for his 16-year-old daughter Vanessa, impressing a square dancing girl with boots that Doofenshmirtz created to follow the commands of square dancing, working together to stop a raging platypus hunter from hunting them down, or having him to call his rich ex-wife Charlene to lend him some money to pay off his mortgage debt. Also, Perry tends to use several of Doofenshmirtz's inventions, most likely to clean up and erase any evidence of whatever inventions Phineas and Ferb made, leaving Candace unable to bust them to her mom. Most good examples were when Perry asked to borrow Doofenshmirtz's robot Norm to pick up several footage from the city surveillance cameras in order to save his job as an agent, as well as using Doofenshmirtz's Pick-Him-Up-inator to rescue a lost Candace and bring her home.
Doofenshmirtz was also a member of a group of evil scientists called the League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness (aka L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.), which he founded. He later left the organization after learning that they came up with a ruthless plan for worldwide domination based on one of his few successful schemes, something which he was disgusted to hear about. Eventually, in the series finale Last Day of Summer, Doofenshmirtz decided to give up doing evil so that he can let Vanessa join O.W.C.A.'s internship program. He is last seen talking with Norm, Vanessa and Perry about their past adventures while having muffins.
Milo Murphy's Law
Doofenshmirtz made a cameo appearance in the episode "Fungus Among Us", where Milo Murphy, Diogee, Vinnie Dakota, Balthazar Cavendish and Orton Mahlson were accidentally trapped inside his lair during the Pistachions' takeover of the Earth and the time stream (formulated by Derek, one of the sons of King Pistachion), which Doofenshmirtz managed to evade for unknown reasons. It later turns out that in the hour-long special "The Phineas and Ferb Effect" that Doofenshmirtz would go on to become the future inventor of time-travel known as Professor Time, which he utilizes in helping Orton erase the Pistachions from existence and restoring the original timeline for good. It also turns out that Doof's time-travel technology would lead to the creation of the Bureau of Time Travel in the future, where people would only use it to manipulate and maintain the space-time continuum on a global scale.
Despite being delighted that he saved the day and that he would get to be someone important in the future, Doofenshmirtz is very upset to see his building crumbling down due to Murphy's Law, forcing him to move into the Murphys' residence for a while. Eventually, he build a place in the Murphys' backyard from himself and Norm to live for a while trying to build new inators to do good throughout the series, though they end up causing disastrous results, much to his frustration. He is even more frustrated and outraged of the fact that O.W.C.A. still thinks of him as dangerous in spite of his retirement from evil, even breaking up with Perry after learning that he was still spying on him per their orders, despite Perry's remorse over it. In spite of this, Doofenshmirtz takes solace in hanging out with Dakota (as the latter is depressed following his breakup with Cavendish).
Eventually, Doofenshmirtz soon learns that the Octalians (led by their commander) have kidnapped Milo as their planet is facing an imminent crisis involving a large sphere of negative probability ions. During the trip to the alien planet, Dakota reconciles with Cavendish while Doof patches up with Perry after learning that the latter is giving some of his earnings as compensation so that he can rebuild his company as Professor Time Industries and continue his path in becoming Professor Time. Doof also utilized his new inator called the Reduce-inator to help contain the sphere, allowing Milo and his friends to distribute it to all Octalians in order to save their planet. With the deed done, the Octalians returned the favor by allowing Doofenshmirtz and the others a ship to fly back home to Earth in peace.
Inventions
Most of Doofenshmirtz's inventions end with -inator. As Doofenshmirtz planned, they would perform the function that he programmed to ensure what he would be trying to achieve. Most of his -inators are destroyed by Perry, but there were several that proved to be either successful or beneficial in nature.
The Magentism Magnifier: When Doofenshmirtz covered the Eastern Seaboard with tin foil, he used this invention to pull it to reverse rotation of the earth. It did not work as all it did was pull the tin foil into a giant ball. Eventually, he would make a second try and expect it to succeed on the mere fact he added the suffix "inator" to the invention's name.
Norm: Norm is Doofenshmirtz' robot henchman who was originally designed to attack platypuses, but would later on to assist him in his next schemes onward. He commonly states "Hi! I'm Norm!". In the episode "Norm Unleashed", Norm comes up with his own scheme of taking over the Tri-State Area by using weapons while Doofenshmirtz is on jury duty. In the TV film, Doof's alternate self has an army of hovering, iron-fisted, super-strong robots that resemble Norm without their helmets.
Shrinkinator: As its name implies, it shrinks anything zapped to microscopic size. Doofenshmirtz usually forgets to turn it off, despite leaving so many written reminders on the machine.
The Drillinator - Can drill extremely deep tunnels.
The Slow-Motioninator - One zap from this laser gun will slow down any opposing victim. Doof used on Perry once.
The Uglyinator: Powered by an African-Bog Frog, a zap from this laser gun will turn anyone hideously ugly (which had no effect on him because he already was ugly to begin with).
The Make-A-Mountain-Out-Of-A-Mole-Hillinator: Powered by batteries, this will, as its name implies, make mountains out of mole hills. This is one of the few inventions which Doofenshmirtz actually succeeds on.
The Music Video Clipinator / Music Video Mind Controlinator: Used for The Phineas and Ferb Cliptastic Countdown, then used to broadcast a hypnotic ballad to get stuck in peoples heads ("My Name Is Doof, And You'll Do What I Say! WHOOP WHOOP!"). The only antidote for said ballad is The #1 Most-Requested Phineas and Ferb Song (Extended Edition, Never Before Seen).
The Paper-cutinator: Could turn any sort of paper into a tiny, sharp piece that would cut people and force them to buy his expensive brand of band-aids.
The Turn-Everything-Evil-inator: Would turn evil anything its beam hit; even inanimate objects. This was the cause of turning Carl evil in the story arc, "Where's Perry".
The Mimeinator: Would trap mimes in real invisible boxes, but no one would notice (He did this because he hated mimes).
Doofenshmirtz's Mecha: Started off a small robot that can make smoothies, and proved to be more efficient than Norm. However, a power surge caused the robot to transform into a giant mecha, bent on killing Doofenshmirtz. Fortunately, Norm arrived to the rescue by spilling coffee to deactivate the mecha for good.
The Devolition-inator: A helmet that can take control of the mind of the person wearing it. Heinz created this to play pranks on Perry after managing to get the helmet on to control him. However, some glitch causes Perry to rebel against Heinz and defeat him, but upon seeing Heinz facing embarrassment in the eyes of Vanessa and her friends, Perry makes it up by using the Devolition-inator on Heinz to help him produce a fantastic beat on the DJ box, impressing Vanessa and her friends, much to Heinz's relief.
The Pick'Em Up-Inator: Heinz created this to successfully pick his daughter Vanessa from school and take her home in a matter of seconds, much to her surprise. Since the -inator was considered beneficial rather than evil, Perry uses it to rescue a lost Candace and bring her back home. Vanessa would later call her father and compliment on the -inator that took her home.
The Other Dimension-inator: Heinz built it to help him travel to alternate dimensions. Though Phineas and Ferb accidentally destroyed it, they later helped him rebuild it, even providing a few modifications (such as taking out the self-destruct button, which everything was wired to, and creating a remote to open a different portal in case the original one closes) to make it work properly. This was the one of the few inventions that Heinz succeeded on, but it's also the cause which Perry becomes found out by the boys of his secret identity in the TV film. Heinz's alternate self would later try to use the -inator to launch an invasion on the original Tri-State Area with his army of Norm Bots.
The Baby-inator: Turns anyone into a baby. Heinz attempts to use to turn his brother Roger and his aides into babies so that he can take over City Hall, but believes that it was a failure. However, Norm discovered the -inator was just not plugged in and manages to fire it up, accidentally turning Linda, Phineas, Ferb, and the Fireside Girls into babies.
Giant Propellers: Can physically dislodge the Tri-State Area from the Earth and raise it into the sky. Doofenshmirtz successfully does so in a short period of time, but is later betrayed a former student of his, Rodrigo, who traps him and Perry and now intends to use the propellers to tear the Tri-State Area in half and kill everyone in it (including Doofenshmirtz and Perry) as an example against those who would try to stop him from taking over the world. However, Rodrigo is defeated by Monty Monogram, and Perry later returns the Tri-State Area back into its proper place.
The Platyp-inator: Can turn anyone into a platypus. Doofenshmirtz created this to turn himself into a platypus to defeat Perry in physical combat. As it turns out, Doofenshmirtz and Perry found out that it is impossible to defeat each other since they are evenly-matched in strength because that they are of the same species; they even start to tire themselves out after fighting too much.
Square-Dancing Boots: Normal boots that has tiny microphones on their sides, which Doofenshmirtz planted, that will respond to a square dance call. Doofenshmirtz created the boots to impress a square dancing girl named Rosie that he met online. They proved to be an instant success that allowed Doof to win Rosie's heart, but in the end, they respond to rap music which caused Doof to dance uncontrollably, causing Rosie to dump him.
Shift the Earth's Position Away from the Sun-inator: Moving the Earth away from the Sun to an early autumn by shooting a tractor beam at Jupiter and using its mass as an anchor. Heinz only used it to help him with his skin problem, since he had bought the wrong sunscreen and that he does not want to return it. This was considered one of the few schemes that Doofenshmirtz actually succeeded on. It was also the first one that may have allowed him to take over the Tri-State Area, as the change in weather caused civil unrest in City Hall, which forced a nervous Roger to evade from the angry citizens and allowed Doofenshmirtz and his fellow villains of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. to take over City Hall by force, much to the dismay of Perry and his fellow agents of O.W.C.A.. Rodney would later use the blueprints of the -inator to create an -inizor ten times the size and strength that would send the Earth into a new Ice Age.
Warthog Elixir: Can turn anyone into a warthog. Doofenshmirtz plans to spray it on Roger during the Tri-State Area Music Awards, so that Roger can be removed from his job as Mayor, since warthogs can never be placed in position of authority. However, the elixir ends up spraying on the show's sponsor, Mittington Random, turning his head into that of a warthog's.
Motivate-inator: Can motivate anyone into buying Doofenshmirtz's merchandise. Doofenshmirtz uses this as part of his motivational seminar to have customers to buy his stuff. However, Perry ends up destroying it by pressing the self-destruct button, much to Doofenshmirtz's anger.
Repulse-Inator: Doofenshmirtz was planning on using this -inator to turn his brother ugly and repulsive. Though Doofenshmirtz succeeds in firing the -inator at Roger, the latter became transformed into a Doofenshmirtz Zombie (thanks to an accidental power overheating of the -inator when it fired at Roger), and that anyone who comes in contact with him turns into a zombie as well, something which Doofenshmirtz was not expecting at all.
Tri-Governor-inator: Doof created it to build a Tri-Governor's Mansion on top of City Hall so that he can run for and cement his role as the first Tri-Governor of the Tri-State Area. This is one of the few inators that actually succeeds, and the second one that allowed him to take over the Tri-State Area after getting the majority of the votes from the citizens.
Do-Over-Inator: Doof created it to repeat a day through a time loop. After learning about it while paying a visit to Doofenshmirtz's, Candace activates it as she intends to make one final bust on Phineas and Ferb on the last day of summer. The time loops start to occur, and only Doof and Candace are the only ones to notice since they were in a time bubble when Candace first activated the -inator. It was also the cause of how Doofenshmirtz managed to deduce Perry's moves to defeat him and take over the Tri-State Area by being elected as its first Tri-Governor. It also started to create time rifts, which can erase anything from existence. Candace would later destroy the -inator by throwing a spoon at its self-destruct button while Doof creates another -inator to fix the time flow, turning everything back to normal.
Time-Travel-Inator: Doof created it to travel back in time during the Pistachions' takeover of the Earth. He also points out that the machine will only run on a newly-developed element known as 'time-juice' (which would be discovered inside clocks in the future). This event is what enacted Milo, Perry and Diogee to use a spare clock found in Milo's house to power up the machine. With this machine, Doof was able to travel back in 1965 to gather up orange soda and back to the present to gather up Dakota clones to fight back against the Pistachions, just as his future self (Professor Time) arrives with a more improved version of the -inator to bring Orton Mahlson back to 1955 and use the orange soda to erase the Pistachions from existence. This event might also be the inspiration that led to the foundation of the Time Bureau (which Cavendish and Dakota were working for).
Successes
In the episode "Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together", Doofenshmirtz is trying to put a good party for Vanessa's 16th birthday, since he always failed on giving her a good birthday party all her life. He even enlists Perry to help him out. Eventually, he also uses this as another attempt to kill Perry by launching him with a giant firecracker during the ceremonies. Though Doofenshmirtz fails to defeat Perry while getting himself tied up to the launching firecracker by mistake (though he survives), the launch left a great impression for all of Vanessa's arriving friends, who find the party to be extremely cool. Touched by her father's success, Vanessa happily thanks him of getting one party right for her, as well as thanking Perry for helping him out.
In the episode "Hail Doofania!", Doofenshmirtz is shown in a flashback battling against Perry on a rooftop. By sheer luck, Doofenshmirtz uses an umbrella to make Perry lose of his footing, causing the platypus to fall into a sandpaper factory and lose several patches of his fur. This allowed Doofenshmirtz to escape victoriously while Perry is forced to wear a pet cone, which prevented him to go on his next mission, leaving Perry very upset.
In the episode "At the Car Wash", Doofenshmirtz is being told all his life not to 'make a mountain out of a molehill'. Out of frustration, he builds the Mountain-Out-Of-A-Molehill-Inator, which utilizes seismic activity that will grow molehills into the sizes of mountains. As sworn, when he puts his plan into action, the molehills around the Tri-State Area start to grow to the sizes of mountains, much to Doofenshmirtz's delight. However, the power starts to go overload after his scheme is done, and Doofenshmirtz is launched out with a giant boot into a beach. Later on, a giant mole arrives, accidentally sticking one of his feet into the boot as he heads toward the water, taking Doofenshmirtz with him.
In "Robot Rodeo", Doofenshmirtz struggles to create an -inator to beat Rodney in the Second Annual L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Inator Competition. After his chances are being threatened, Doofenshmirtz secretly releases the captured O.W.C.A agents, who then start destroying much of the other scientists' inators. After the agents leave, Doofenshmirtz finally presents his -inator, which destroys Rodney's inator, allowing Doofenshmirtz to win by default.
In the episode "Split Personality", Doofenshmirtz creates the Look-Away-Inator as he attempts to overcome his fear of high-diving, in order to ensure no one watch or experience his shame. As stated, the -inator is to make everyone turn their heads away to a certain distance. Though he manages to activate it as he prepares to jump off the diving board, he was too affected by it along with everyone else, before he accidentally makes the plunge into the water. Despite having lost his fear of high-diving as sworn, Doofenshmirtz is unable to swim, but Perry manages to give him a life preserver before leaving.
In "Candace Disconnected", Doofenshmirtz gets a call from his ex-wife Charlene that he needs to pick up Vanessa from school since she is having knee surgery, but he does not want to miss his favorite exercise show. To save time, Doofenshmirtz builds the Pick'Em Up-Inator and programs it to successfully transport Vanessa from her school to her home in a couple of seconds. Upon learning of this, Perry (after enjoying doing a workout with Doofenshmirtz) uses the Pick'Em Up-Inator to rescue a lost Candace from Easter Island and bring her home. Vanessa would later call her father to compliment on the -inator.
In the episode "Magic Carpet Ride", Doofenshmirtz managed to ruin Roger's public art veiling, all due to a backstory of when Roger accidentally destroyed Doofenshmirtz's greatest painting in an act of clumsiness. However, Doofenshmirtz soon regrets it when he found that the painting which Roger was unveiling was the exact same painting that Doofenshmirtz painted, and that Roger spent 20 years restoring it.
Another instance is the TV film, where Doofenshmirtz creates the Other Dimension-inator to help him travel to alternate dimensions. This was easy for him, thanks to Phineas and Ferb, who help him rebuild it after they accidentally destroyed it, much to the horror of an arriving Perry.
Another instance is in the episode "Cranius Maximus", where Doofenshmirtz builts a Key-Find-Inator to help him steal all of the keys of the Tri-State Area until he gets the Key of the City. Though Perry manages to return all keys, Doofenshmirtz manages to get the Key to the City in the end, right before he is struck by lightning with it.
In "Road to Danville", Doofenshmirtz is given the title role of the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Stock Festival Play. He and Perry accidentally got themselves lost in a desert after another fight, but they finally put their differences aside and they fly back to Danville before storming into the play, where Doofenshmirtz brings out his opening line "Pizza Delivery", earning the praise from the audience (including the other evil scientists). Doofenshmirtz thanks Perry for helping him out, though Perry selflessly pointed out that Doofenshmirtz is the one who should be thanked for his great opening.
Another example was in the episode "Backyard Hodge Podge", where it was revealed that Doofenshmirtz had used several of his technology to improve the ophthalmologist's chair for eye examinations, which has allowed him to earn royalty checks. However, this is only taken as a sign of good rather than evil, which seems to upset Doofenshmirtz a lot.
The most famous example was in the special "Phineas and Ferb Save Summer", where Doofenshmirtz revealed that he had bought the wrong sunscreen to help him cope with his skin problem. However, rather than returning it back to the store, Heinz instead creates an -inator that shoots out a tractor beam to Jupiter, using its mass as an anchor to move the Earth away from the Sun to an early autumn so that he can use the sunscreen. Despite beating up Doofenshmirtz with a mop, Perry was too late to foil Doof's scheme, so he miserably returns back to O.W.C.A. HQ in shame. Doofenshmirtz is delighted that he has finally succeeded in a grand evil scheme, even showing the blueprints of the -inator to his fellow villains of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. to prove that he was responsible for changing the weather. This also may be the first time he has succeeded in taking over the Tri-State Area, as the change in weather caused civil unrest in Danville City Hall, forcing a nervous Roger to evade from the angry citizens and allowing Doofenshmirtz and the other villains of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. to take over City Hall by force. However, Doofenshmirtz regrets this when he learns that Rodney sees this as an opportunity to take over the Earth by creating an -inizor (which is just ten times the size and strength of Doof's -inator) that will send the Earth into a new Ice Age. Disgusted by this, Doofenshmirtz defeats Rodney and destroys the -inizor (with the help from Perry, Carl, Major Monogram, and Monogram's son Monty), thus saving the world.
In the special "Night of the Living Pharmacists", Doofenshmirtz created the "Repulse-inator" during the unveiling of Danville's first water tower. He intends to shoot Roger with it to make him look ugly so that people will not stand him and that way Doofenshmirtz can take over City Hall for a second time. However, a power surge strikes the -inator when it fired at Roger, accidentally causing him to transform into a zombie-like version of Doofenshmirtz, something which Doofenshmirtz did not really expected. This would later cause an unwanted epidemic in which anyone would be turned into a Doof zombie if they are touched. At first, Doofenshmirtz is delighted that he can take over City Hall again, but soon regrets this as he realized that his zombie counterparts have gone out of control. Doof later aids the kids into putting an end to the epidemic by helping them build a pulley system to the water tower, where the kids use the water and their sprinkler to douse all the Doof zombies around Danville, turning them back to normal.
In the series finale "Last Day of Summer", Doofenshmirtz has created two -inators, the Do-Over-Inator (which repeats the current day through a time loop) and the Tri-Governor-inator (which involves building a Tri-Governor's Mansion on top of City Hall so that he can become the first Tri-Governor). After Candace learns about the Do-Over-Inator while paying a visit to Doofenshmirtz's to return some DVDs to Vanessa, she activates it, as she intends to exploit this to make one last attempt to bust Phineas and Ferb. This caused a series of time loops, which allowed Doofenshmirtz to lay out a perfect set of traps to defeat Perry and build the Tri-Governor's Mansion before obtaining the majority of the votes to run for Tri-Governor. This is the second time that he has succeeded in taking over the Tri-State Area. As the new Tri-Governor, Doofenshmirtz took the opportunity to file a legislation that prevents O.W.C.A. from thwarting any more of his schemes until his term is over, which left Perry very depressed. Despite being happy that he achieved his lifelong goal once again, Doofenshmirtz is upset to learn that Vanessa wants to have an internship at O.W.C.A. and that his aim in doing evil is preventing her from joining the internship, leaving her depressed. He and Candace are also horrified to learn that the effects of the Do-Over-Inator are creating time rifts that can erase anything from existence, which may put the space-time continuum at risk. Deciding to give up his evil ways, Doof creates another -inator to fix the time flow while Candace destroys the Do-Over-Inator by pressing its self-destruct button at the same time, causing the time flow to put everything back to normal, much to both Doof and Candace's relief.
Me: Whoa! He's not a really good bad guy.
Nico: No kidding. He's totally incompetent.
Me: But I think he would make a good hero instead of a bad guy.
Vince: I agree with you.
Phineas: Same here.
Me: Lets head over to Dr. Doofenshmirtz house.
We went over there.
We arrived at Dr. Doofensmirtz's house and it was a beautiful and lavish mansion that looked like it was made of solid gold.
Me: Wow. His home is amazing.
Lola: It looks like it's made of solid gold.
Nico: It sure does.
We went up to the door and I rang the doorbell and answering the door was his daughter Vanessa.
Vanessa: Oh wow! J.D., it's an honor to meet you and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. But you probably shouldn't be here.
Me: Why not?
Vanessa: Well, before Thanos was stopped, the Legion of Doom kicked out Dad because of one of his self-destructing-inators. And he's been drinking out of depression ever since.
Nico: Whoa man.
Maria: Well, we're here because we think he would make a great good guy than a bad guy.
Doofenshmirtz: (drunk) Vanessa, who's at the door?
Vanessa: No one, Dad! (to us) Look, you guys should probably go.
William: C'mon! I'm sure it's not that bad.
But then we saw Dr. Doofenshmirtz and he looked like a drunk homeless bum. His hair was a mess and he had a nasty 5-o-clock shadow and he had a bottle of whiskey in his hands and his eyes were bloodshot and he had sweat stains on his white shirt and his pants were a mess.
Me: Whoa! Doctor you are a total mess.
Lily: No kidding.
Me: Are you drunk?!
Doofenshmirtz: (drunk) What do you care?! I got kicked out of the Legion of Doom just for being myself. And now they're gone! You probably came here to rub it in my face!
Snake: Dude, you need to calm down!
Doofenshmirtz: (drunk) I don't need to calm down! I need to beat you all to a pulp! (throws punch at me)
I grabbed his punch.
Me: Doctor stop this now.
Robo Blaze: Look, Doof. Don't you think it's time for you to become a good guy? You certainly do a lousy job at being a villain.
Doofenshmirtz: What do you know!
I chopped him on his head and knocked him out.
Me: Sorry about that. But can we come in and talk about what we came here for?
Vanessa: Sure.
We went in and told Vanessa about the Royal Defenders and everything that happened after the Battle with Thanos and even the battles with Rotwood and his fucked up pose and more.
Vanessa: Whoa! You guys have done it all and were really busy.
Me: All that and more. Our work will never be done as long as evil exists in this universe or the next.
Buford: Wow. But thank god I am not like that jerk Brad Morton. I may be a bully but even I have honor and limits.
Nico: It's good you do Buford.
Doofenshmirtz then woke up and he had a nasty hangover headache.
Doofenshmirtz: What happened? Oh my head! What hit me?
Me: You were as drunk as Homer on his worse day.
Homer: (Offended) Hey! Oh wait you're right.
Doofenshmirtz: J.D.? Wow. I didn't expect all of you here.
Me: We apologize. But we came to recruit you for the Redemption Squad. The Legion of Doom might be disbanded but that doesn't mean that you can still join the right group for the right goals of good.
Doofenshmirtz: You're right. I will join the side of good now.
Nico: Good choice.
But then in flashes of blue, red and purple light came Kalin, Roman Goodwin and Rex Goodwin.
Me: Kalin, Rex and Roman.
Phineas: Are you three part of the Dark Signers?
Roman: Of course we are.
Kalin: But we're only here to fight you guys as a warmup before you take on LOVEMUFFIN. (to Doofenshmirtz) Seriously, they couldn't come up with a different name?
Me: That is a pretty stupid name huh?
Rex Goodwin: You're telling me.
Me: Yeah.
?: I agree.
We saw a figure come out and it was BLIZZARD WOLFANG!
Blizzard Man: Haven't seen one of you guys in a while. And you are?
Blizzard Wolfang: Call me... Blizzard Wolfang! (shoots Ice Burst at Blizzard Wolfang)
Lola fired a wave of fire and melted the ice.
?: Good shot.
Another figure came out and it was another one of Sailor Moon's enemies: BLIZZARD!
Blizzard is a Negamonster created by Malachite to find Sailor Moon. She attacks by controlling snow and freezing people with her breath. She appeared in Sailor Moon Episode 34, Ski Bunny Blues.
Blizzard was originally a skiing champion, Stormy Kincaid, turned into a monster by Malachite. During a skiing competition staged by her, entitled the Miss Moon Princess contest, Blizzard controlled the snow to make obstacles and take out most of the other competitors. Blizzard made a giant snowball chase after Raye and Serena, but Chad saved them from the boulder. They then became trapped in a snow cavern, but Chad dug them out. Serena and Raye transformed to fight Blizzard, and eventually she was healed by Sailor Moon using Moon Healing Activation.
Blizzard: You can call me Blizzard. And you won't like my cold shoulder.
Isabella: Isn't there a Marvel called Blizzard as well?
Blizzard: Yes there is. But I'm not him.
Shanan: I didn't expect Queen Beryl to have a Cryokōrivian in her forces.
Qin: What is a Cryokōrivian?
Shanan: The Cryokōrivian's are a race of snow creatures that come from the distant planet of Cryorvinus. It's located in the galaxy Centaurus A and it's the farthest planet in it's solar system. The star it orbits around is a blue giant star that went nova and it is now a planetary body without a star. The Cryokōrivian's are a peaceful race that use snow and ice to have fun and entertainment. But eons ago they went into war against a rival race from another galaxy that destroyed much of their world.
Qin: Whoa! That's horrible.
Blizzard: It was yes. But I'm impressed that you know all that Shanan.
Shanan: They don't call me the living universal encyclopedia for nothing.
Me: Yep. Lets take this outside so we can fight you all like we always do.
Kalin: Good idea.
We went outside and Kalin, Roman and Rex called out their Nazca Lines and I called forth the Duel Runner Arenas and they were ready.
Isabella: Wow! That is awesome!
Phineas: We got to check this out.
Candace: I'll go with you guys.
Me: Lets do this.
We powered up and went at them.
Battle 1: Kalin
Morpheus, Isabella, Giganta and Harley Quinn were facing Kalin as they were racing along the Giant Nazca Line.
Kalin: What's wrong with Luna and Lincoln?
Morpheus: They think that because of all the damage done by the Royal Defenders in their universe to Danville here, they think that they will become like them and cause the same amount of damage here.
Giganta: Yea.
Kalin: Oh man. I hope they conquer their fear soon. Poor kids.
Harley Quinn: I know.
Isabella: This is awesome! The view as we race along here is amazing!
Kalin: Glad you like it kid.
Morpheus: Lets dance.
Kalin: With pleasure.
Kalin called out his Pokemon and they went at him. Morpheus fired a wave of blue fire and the blast hit Kalin and exploded. Isabella rushed out of the smoke and kicked Kalin in the face and knocked him out with one kick and Harley Quinn and Giganta punched and smashed his Pokemon.
Morpheus: Good fight. But Isabella that was an awesome sneak attack.
Isabella: Thanks Morpheus.
Harley Quinn: That was a good move kid.
Giganta: Did you guys watch our adventures and learn a lot of stuff on the fly?
Isabella: We sure did. And we were training in secret.
Giganta: You have good spirit though.
Battle 2: Roman Goodwin
Bertrand, Phineas, Raythor and Miranda were facing Roman Goodwin as they were racing along the Spider Nazca Line.
Phineas: This is awesome! And the view from up here is amazing!
Roman Goodwin: It sure is amazing isn't it.
Raythor: It sure is.
Bertrand: It is gonna be an enjoyable battle.
Miranda: Time to fight spiders with spiders.
Phineas: Yeah!
Bertrand: Lets do it!
Roman called out his Spider Pokemon and Bertrand fired a blast of red fire and it hit Roman and exploded.
Phineas cupped his hands and fired a red acorn blast and it went through the smoke and slammed into Roman and exploded!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
The explosion also knocked out both of his Pokemon.
Miranda: Whoa! Phineas that was awesome!
Raythor: Nice shot kid.
Phineas: Thanks. We watched all your adventures and learned so much on the fly in secret.
Bertrand: Most impressive.
Miranda: Not bad for your first fight kid.
Phineas: Ah this is nothing. Me and my friends fight crime in our spare time while keeping a low profile.
Bertrand: Good show.
Battle 3: Rex Goodwin
Brittney, Candace, Gabriel and Nathalie were facing Rex as they were racing along the Condor Nazca Line.
Rex: This is gonna be awesome.
Brittney: It's always awesome.
Candace: This is gonna be so awesome facing you.
Nathalie: Indeed.
Gabriel: Lets do it.
Rex Goodwin: With pleasure.
Rex summoned his bird Pokemon and he fired a blast of purple energy at Candace. She saw the blast coming and screamed in fear and then she slapped the blast and deflected it back at Rex and it slammed into him and exploded and knocked him and his Pokemon out in a powerful explosion.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Brittney: Whoa! I did not expect that.
Nathalie: Me neither. That was well done Candace.
Candace: I didn't know I could do that.
Gabriel: You sure did. It must be because of either watching our adventures or learning stuff on the fly.
Candace: I guess so.
Brittney: But great job Candace.
Candace: Thanks.
Battle 4: Blizzard
Shanan was facing Blizzard.
Shanan: Fire will always be better than ice.
Shanan fired a blast of fire and melted Blizzard and killed her.
Battle 5: Blizzard Wolfang
Nico was facing Blizzard Wolfang.
Nico: Time for you to thaw out.
Nico fired a massive blast of fire and it hit Blizzard Wolfang and exploded.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
He was obliterated in an instant and we got his weapons and powers.
Battle 6: Robots in the city
Nico, Phineas and The Masters of Evil that were off were facing Robots in the city.
Dark Spicer: Alright. We've had an hour of relaxing. Now, it's time to take down those robots that are attacking the city! (to Snake) Snake, lay down suppresive fire!
Snake: (groans) Keep it down, Dark. My ears are still ringing from that last party!
Firefly: (chuckles) What is that? Surfer talk or hangover? (Snake flips the bird at him)
Robo Blaze: I think I can translate. Snake still has a concussion from that missed shot at Vitog during our battle with him.
Firefly: Guess that sword of yours is sharper then your eyes, kid. Like the late Floyd Lawton, I never-
Electro: Never miss! We know. You never shut up about it!
Shiv: (laughs) Burn!
Nico: If you guys are all done, you need to get down there and take those robots out before we can find LOVEMUFFIN.
Dark Spicer: Right! (to Phineas) Watch and learn, kid!
The 6 Masters of Evil members jump down from the building as Dark Spicer turned into Ripgnat. He smashed and ripped them apart and the Masters blasted the robots all over and destroyed them with fire, lightning and laser blasts and more destroyed all the robots.
Nico: Good riddance.
Phineas: Yeah!
We later regrouped.
Me: That was a good warmup.
The Masters of Evil came.
Me: That was a good warmup. Now we are ready.
Rex Goodwin: Brittney, in honor of the Goths of Darkness, we should do an entrance based on the dark.
Brittney: Awesome. Thanks Rex.
Me: An entrance of darkness. Nice.
Luna and Lincoln then realize that being in fear was foolish.
Luna: We'll gladly help out!
Lincoln: Fear is our strongest enemy and we can't let it take over.
Lori: Welcome back little brother and sis.
Luna: Thanks guys.
Me: Lets do it guys.
We were off to the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. headquarters.
The L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Headquarters was located at the bottom of Lake Huron. They were getting a massively powerful armada of nuclear warheads ready for a massive attack on the city and the world.
Aloyse von Roddenstein: Soon the world will be ours.
But then a veil of pitch black darkness enveloped the whole room.
Scientist: What's happening?
When it was covering the whole room, multiple pairs of glowing red eyes appeared all over the place and they were overflowing with menace. But then the biggest pair of red eyes appeared and so did 2 rows of razor sharp scary teeth and then a ferocious roar came from the mouth and scared the scientists shitless. Energy lasers blasted some of the scientists and knocked them down as a massive murder of crows dispersed. Revealing us.
Me: You sickos are in big trouble!
Aloyse von Roddenstein: Ah Team Loud Phoenix Storm. What a pleasant and fortunate surprise.
He pulled a lever and then a cage dropped onto us.
Harley Quinn: A cage? Why am I not surprised?
Gabriel: (to the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. scientists) You think this will hold us forever?
Doofenshmirtz: J.D., don't panic. I've used these kinds of traps against Perry the Platypus before. I know how to escape them. Just do what I tell you to do.
Me: That won't be necessary. I can get out of this easily!
Doofenshmirtz: (puts hand on my shoulder) J.D. Do you trust me?
Me: Okay go for it.
Perry threw his hat and it hit the lever and raised the cage and freed us.
Me: Nice!
Aloyse von Roddenstein: Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Perry chatters.
Laney: He said screw you assfreak.
Horsea: Yeah you tell him!
Aloyse von Roddenstein: How dare you betray us, Heinz!?
Doofenshmirtz: Like you guys ever made me feel like one of you! But you know what? I found a new team now. One that I'm proud to call friends!
Raythor: And we don't belittle him like you all did.
Me: That's right you shitsuckers! Your reign of terror is over!
Noah: You guys give scientists a bad name!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Electronic Brigade!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Denziman Rangers of 1980.
Me: Time for some serious pain!
Dark Spicer: Here's your warning: Your fucking asses are about to be kicked!
Me: Lets fuck them up!
We went at the scientists and I kicked one and slashed him with my sword and blasted him with fire and Lincoln fired waves of lightning and Luna fired waves of water and drenched, electrocuted and incinerated some of them.
Me: Try this one on! NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA ART: RAMPAGE OF THE MAD SAUROPOD!
I fired a wave of darkness and it formed into the ferocious zombie sauropod from 2020's Primal and it ferociously mauled and massacred many scientists all over the place in a massive bloodbath of death.
Lucy Loud: And this will be a nightmare for one of you. NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA ART: PLAGUE OF MADNESS INFECTION!
Lucy fired a dart of darkness and it hit a scientist and it caused the scientist to get sick really fast. His body turned green and his flesh was melting off and then he belched up a huge amount of blood and his bones were exposed. Then his eyes turned red with yellow lines covering the pupil. Then he went crazy and went totally feral! He went at some of the scientists and he ripped them apart in a vicious and out of control manner and dismembered and splattered their guts and remains all over the place. Lucy then fired a blast of darkness and obliterated the infected scientist and Lola fired a wave of fire and incinerated the corpses. Nico tied up some of the scientists and the Megaforce Rangers blasted them all over and Phineas and his friends all blasted and smashed them all over and Nico tied them all up. Swasss, Illexia, Aszil, Rother, Lystone, and Lomma were smashing and blasted a lot of scientists all over the place.
Next we set our sights on Aloyse von Roddenstein.
Me: Now it's just you and us Aloyse von Fuckenstein.
Aloyse von Roddenstein: FUCK YOU!
Me: FUCK YOURSELF!
Cosmos: YEAH!
Lana: Lets get him!
Cosmos used the Earth Cyber Planet Key and Lana used the Gigantion Cyber Planet Key and they enhanced Cosmos's particle gun and Lana's ice powers 100-fold.
Clawful and Mindwipe used the Animatron Cyber Planet Key. They enhanced Clawful's Lobster Powers and Mindwipe's mind control powers 100-fold.
Cosmos and Lana: SUBZERO PARTICLE BLAST!
Cosmos and Lana fired waves of particle energy and Ice Lightning.
Clawful and Mindwipe: LOBSTER HYPNOSIS BLAST!
Clawful fired a wave of red energy and Mindwipe fired a wave of hypnotic energy.
Devon Daniels and Fox McCloud: LYLAT CHEETAH-FOX BLAST!
Ravi Shaw and Peppy Hare: LYLAT RABBIT-GORILLA BLAST!
Zoey Reeves and Krystal: LYLAT CERENIA-JACKRABBIT BLAST!
Nate Silva and Slippy Toad: LYLAT MANTIS-TOAD BLAST!
Steel and Falco Lombardi: LYLAT SCARAB-FALCON BLAST!
The Beast Morpher Rangers and the Star Fox Team fired energy waves.
Zook: (Jamaican Accent) LOCKED AND LOADED! HA HA HA HA!
Lori and Zook: HURRICANE PINEAPPLE MEGABARRAGE!
Stump Smash: DROP THE HAMMER!
Leni and Stump Smash: GRAVITY SMASHING SHOCKWAVE!
Stealth Elf: SILENT BUT DEADLY!
Luna and Stealth Elf: MAELSTROM NINJA WHIRLPOOL!
Camo: (Spanish Accent) FRUIT PUNCH!
Luan and Camo: LIGHT FIREWORK VINE EXPLOSION!
Tree Rex: BE AFRAID OF THE BARK!
Lynn and Tree Rex: VOLCANIC WOODPECKER SEEKER BURN!
Shroomboom: HE SHOOTS, HE SPORES!
Lincoln and Shroomboom: LIGHTNING MUSHROOM BOMB BARRAGE!
Zoo Lou: (African Accent) NATURE CALLS!
Linka and Zoo Lou: LIGHTNING NATURE SPIRIT STRIKE!
Bumble Blast: THE PERFECT SWARM!
Liberty and Bumble Blast: MAGIC HONEYBEE SWARMSTORM!
Grilla Drilla: IF THERE'S A DRILL, THERE'S A WAY!
Lyra and Grilla Drilla: FIRE MONKEY DRILL STRIKE!
Stink Bomb: (Ninja Theme) CLEAR THE AIR!
Lee and Stink Bomb: LIGHTNING STINKBOMB MEGABLAST!
Tuff Luck: (Irish Accent) DEAL WITH IT!
Lucy Loud and Tuff Luck: DARKNESS CLOVER SHURIKEN SHOWER!
Bushwhack: AXE TO THE MAX!
Laney and Bushwhack: BRAMBLE AXE SMASH SLASH!
High Five: BUZZ OFF!
Lana and High Five: SUBZERO DRAGONFLY POISON STORM!
Food Fight: EAT THIS!
Lola and Food Fight: FIRESTORM TOMATO BARRAGE!
Thrillipede: ALL HANDS ON DECK!
Lisa Loud and Thrillipede: TECHNO BUTTERFLY ACEFIGHT!
Turbo Charge Donkey Kong: HERE COMES DONKEY KONG!
Lily and Turbo Charge Donkey Kong: MAELSTROM COCONUT BARRAGE!
Ambush: WEED 'EM AND REAP!
Carol and Ambush: ATOMIC LIFEBLADE SLASH!
Boom Bloom: ROOTING OUT EVIL!
Becky and Boom Bloom: BRAMBLE WHIPLASH STORM!
Crash: BANDICOOT POWER!
Me and Crash Bandicoot: WOLF FIRE PEPPER SMASH!
Chompy Mage: CHOMPY POWER!
Nico and Chompy Mage: NUOVA CHOMPY BARRAGE!
Broccoli Guy: BROCCOLI GUY RULES!
Jared and Broccoli Guy: FIRESTORM BROCCOLI BARRAGE!
Chompy: (Growls)
George and Chompy: JUNGLE CHOMP TREESMASH!
Cuckoo Clocker: CUCKOO!
Paula and Cuckoo Clocker: LIGHTNING SMASHING BIRD BLAST!
Sheep Creep: (Bleets)
Vince and Sheep Creep: CRYSTAL SHEEPCANNON BLAST!
Shield Shredder: LETS GO SHREDDING!
Varie and Shield Shredder: MAELSTROM SHREDDING BLAST!
The Life Skylanders fired waves of life and nature and we fired blasts of the elements.
The blasts all hit Aloyse and exploded all over.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Me: Lets finish him!
Candace: With pleasure!
Phineas: No more!
Lisa: Perry I built you a Platypus translator device for you.
She put it on his neck.
Perry: Wow! Thanks Lisa. This is awesome that I can talk now.
Lisa Loud: Anytime Perry.
Ferb: Wow! That is genius.
Isabella: It sure is.
Phineas: Lets get him.
Candace, Buford, Perry the Platypus, Phineas and Ferb: ELEMENTAL FIRESTORM MEGA SMASH OF FRIENDSHIP!
They fired blasts of fire, water, wind, lightning and earth respectively and the blasts hit Aloyse and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Aloyse and L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. were defeated and they were arrested by the FBI and the police. They were gonna go to prison for a long long time.
Nico: L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. you have failed this world.
Me: Yes you have.
The Masters of Evil came.
Rex Goodwin: (to Luna and Lincoln) I'm just glad that you two got over your fear.
Lincoln: Me too. I mean, we usually never get afraid.
Roman: Look, it's normal for you guys to get scared. Everyone does.
Kalin: But what matters is how you conquer that fear.
Luna: Thanks. We'll keep that in mind.
The Masters of Evil teleport out.
Me: This was an epic battle.
Phineas: It sure was. It is gonna be an honor to help you guys.
Doofenshmirtz: You said it.
Perry: You guys were incredible.
Manaphy: Thanks Perry. We are more than friends that all formed Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Horsea: We are all brothers and sisters and parents in terms of bonds.
Perry: I see. He winked at them and to Poromon and Poliwag.
Me: Lets go home.
We did so.
Phineas: (To the viewers) Mad Scientists are never gonna be welcome on Earth as long as we have anything to say about it.
Nico: Yep.
We went back home. The Mad Scientists of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. were found guilty of their crimes and sentenced to eternity in prison.
THE END
Another awesome fanfiction done.
Phineas and Ferb was an awesome Disney cartoon that really was awesome! It was on from August 17, 2007 – June 12, 2015 and it was only on for 4 seasons. What a rip! It would've been awesome for it to continue. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man. Next up is where we face the big bad bully that makes all brothers everywhere look really bad. We're going to face Big Brother from Codename: Kids Next Door and he gives all big brothers everywhere an extremely bad name!
See you all tomorrow.
