It was morning and it was a beautiful day outside as the birds were chirping on a glorious Tuesday morning. Inside Sailor Venus and Sailor Moon's rooms they were waking up.

Air Man: (Offscreen) Serena! Mina! Wake up! You two are gonna be late for school!

Sailor Venus: (Groggily) Huh?!

She lifted up Artemis with the clock in his paws. She looked at the time and it was 8:10 AM.

Sailor Venus: (Screams!) IT'S SO LATE!

Artemis: No my fault you didn't set the alarm.

Sailor Venus: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! I'M GONNA BE SO LATE AND I'VE GOT A MATH TEST FIRST PERIOD! ARTEMIS! WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP!?

Sailor Moon: WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE WAKE ME UP!?

Sailor Moon and Sailor Venus got dressed and rushed downstairs.

Sailor Moon: Oh Mina did you oversleep?

Sailor Venus: Sure did.

Sailor Moon: Did you have trouble with an alarm clock too?

Sailor Venus: Yeah. I think I need to take that stupid old clock in to be fixed.

Laney: Whoa you two are in a rush.

Sailor Moon: We're running really late.

Shino Aburame: We need to install alarm clocks in your rooms.

Naruto: They already have alarm clocks. It's just that they forget to set them.

Shino Aburame: I see.

Naruto: Hey where's J.D.?

Shino Aburame: He's out testing the smart watch Devon made for him while out on his patrol. It has a multitude of functions and it can turn into his Omnitrix, Orichalcos Duel Disk and more and it serves as a communicator.

Naruto: Wow.

Headstrong: Considering that you two are heroes, I don't think your teacher will be mad at you for being late.

Sailor Moon: I know but we have this problem all the time.

Sailor Venus: Lets go!

They grabbed their breakfast and rushed out the door for school.


I was flying around the city on patrol before going to school.

Me: So far all things have been quiet.

I tested the smart watch's communicator. Devon answered. The screen was surrounded in a holographic ring of fire.

Devon Daniels: Looks like it works great J.D.

Me: It sure does Devon. These smart watches you guys have are incredible and they work wonders.

Devon Daniels: Awesome.

I was flying over the park and I saw Lizzy being picked on by three boys.

Me: Uh oh. Looks like we got a code BG16 and by those brats that Lana and Lola know from her class.

I flew down and went to the park and confronted them.

Me: Hey! Leave her alone you pests! Back off you brats!

Boy 1: Don't you have anything better to do than bug us you filthy old crone!?

Me: (Pissed) Me? An old crone? I may be 150,000 years old but I look really good for my age.

Boy 2: Yeah you're a smelly crinkled up old crone that smells awful! So what's your problem!?

Boy 3: Yeah having a hard time finding a girlfriend?

They laughed obnoxiously.

I then transformed into the Blair Monster and scared them incredibly bad!

Boy 1: (SCREAMS!)

They ran fast!

Boy 2: HE'S A MONSTER!

Me: Those filthy maggots! What the heck is wrong with kids these days?

Lizzy: Thank you for saving me.

Me: Ah it was no trouble Lizzy.

Lizzy: I was running late for school and they grabbed me.

Me: Those brats. Want me to give you a lift for school Lizzy?

Lizzy: Sure.

I picked her up and put her on my back and we ran fast.

Lizzy: WEE!

I then saw Sailor Venus and Sailor Moon running.

Sailor Moon: Oh man we're so late!

I catch up to them.

Me: Whoa you girls are in a hurry. Did you oversleep again?

Sailor Venus: Sure did.

Sailor Moon: Yeah.

Pipes ran up to us and transformed into his vehicle mode.

Pipes: Alright, girls. You can ride inside me to school.

Sailor Venus: Thanks Pipes.

They got inside him.

Me: See you later girls.

Pipes drove to their school.

Me: Almost there Lizzy.

I then used my super speed and ran fast and we were at the elementary school in 2 minutes.

Lizzy: WHOA! That was cool!

Me: Thanks.

We went into the school.


Later that day we were heading home.

Me: So did Pipes get you girls to school on time?

Sailor Venus: He sure did. With only 2 minutes to spare.

Nico: Talk about cutting it close. Good job Pipes.

Pipes: Thanks Nico.

?: That was cutting it close.

We then saw a figure come flying from the air and we saw that it was Starfire and Blackfire's younger brother Prince Ryand'r A.K.A Wildfire!

Wildfire: Hello, sisters!

Starfire: Little brother!

Blackfire: It's great to see you!

They hugged him.

Starfire: We missed you.

Wildfire: I missed you both too.

Wildfire saw us.

Wildfire: Wow. J.D. Knudson it's such an honor to meet you. My name is Prince Ryand'r but you can call me Wildfire.

Me: It's a pleasure to meet you Wildfire. Welcome to the planet Earth.

Wildfire: Thank you.

Nico: It's a pleasure to have you here.

Wildfire: Thank you so much for taking care of my sisters for me.

Me: It was our pleasure. Starfire and Blackfire are like sisters to us and we love them so much like our own family.

Wildfire: I'm glad.

Me: We all are. Starfire showed you to us in this comic book she found.

I pulled out said comic and it showed what happened. It was Teen Titans Go! # 46: "The Return of Wildfire?"


Wildfire is the younger brother to Starfire and Blackfire and the crown prince to the Tamaranean throne.

He doesn't appear in the television series, but has had many appearances in comics.

Five years before Starfire's arrival on Earth in the episode Go!, the Gordanians invaded the planet Tamaran. The lush planet was soon ravaged and war-torn. As the threat of a takeover by the Gordanians became even greater, Wildfire was secretly sent away to an unknown part of space in order to preserve the royal family line of Tamaran, and has not been heard from since.

The Return of Wildfire?

In Teen Titans Go! # 46, we meet a now-teenaged Wildfire reuniting with his older sister, Starfire in the presence of the rest of Titans West, Wonder Girl, Red Star, Kid Flash, and Jinx.

The two spend the day in Titans Tower, and Starfire introduces her younger brother to all the Titans present and her pet, Silkie. Silkie has a negative reaction towards the young Tamaranean, which surprises Starfire, who apologizes for the actions of the moth larva. Wildfire replies that he does not like animals much, gaining a suspicious look from Beast Boy in the background, and Starfire begins to speak about the pet that Wildfire had when he was a child, before trailing off and stating that she is "merely disappointed that Wildfire and Silkie did not get along instantly." Starfire then proceeds to introduce her younger brother to two 'delicacies' of Earth—pizza and mustard—while Robin contacts Galfore expressing concern about Wildfire's actions. Galfore attempts to reassure the Titans leader, while Starfire gives Wildfire a tour of the Titans Tower.

Later that night, the two siblings are exhausted after a long day of touring and storytelling. They both head off to bed. Soon after, Raven and Cyborg are attacked by none other than Wildfire—who the Titans discover is actually Madame Rouge in disguise. A battle ensues, but Madame Rouge manages to escape. A crestfallen Starfire mourns the fact that her brother has not truly returned, but states that there were "too many things wrong about him." However, she also realizes that there were also things 'right' about him. She deduces that Madame Rouge could not have worked alone, and figures out that it must have been their evil older sister, Blackfire, who had helped the shape-shifter. Starfire flies to the prison where Blackfire is currently being held and informs the older Tamaranean that her plans have failed. Furious that Blackfire would stoop that low just to destroy her, Starfire renounces Blackfire as her older sister, and swears to find her long-lost younger brother because "He is the only family she has left!"


Blackfire: Whoa! I can't believe I was that evil. That dark presence inside me really turned me into a monster.

Starfire: I know. But I think this happened in another universe.

Me: Thank goodness we killed Madame Rouge.

Nico: Yeah.

Laney: Thank goodness.

Lincoln: But that version of Blackfire is pure evil.

Me: How do you say jerk in Tamaranean, Starfire?

Starfire: Florfka.

Me: Good name. That version of Blackfire is a Florfka.

Nico: Nice. I think she is the biggest Florfka ever.

We laughed.

Wildfire: Nice one.

Me: Thanks Wildfire.

We high five.

Me: We had an interstellar wedding on Tamaran for Beast Boy and Tara. It was the first wedding we've ever had there.

Wildfire: I've heard about that. I'm so happy for them.

Nico: We all are.

Bane then appeared.

Bane: (Spanish Accent) I agree amigos.

Me: Hola Bane.

Laney: What brings you out here?

Bane: Just wanted to help you all out since it's not my turn.

Me: Cool.

But then we saw people screaming and running for their lives and we saw houses being destroyed by the Kids Next Door enemy BIG BROTHER!


Big Brother is a giant teenage villain based on the common archetype of the abusive older brother.

He first appears in Operation: M.I.N.I.-G.O.L.F. where he is defeated by Numbuh 2. In Operation: M.O.V.I.E., he apprehends Numbuh 4 when his disguise is blown. In Operation: Z.E.R.O., his giant pants are on display in the KND museum.

Big Brother does not incorporate himself with the Teen Ninjas probably due to his size, and rather assembles with other adult villains if not working alone.


Numbuh 1: Big Brother!?

Me: Whoa! He looks mean!

Nico: He sure is!

Laney: And he's huge!

Big Brother: GIVE ME BACK MY STUFF YOU PUNKS!

He punched the ground and destroyed a house with incredible strength.

Ultra Humanite: Based on his lack of intelligence, we should be able to outsmart Big Brother.

Me: Yes we should.

Numbuh 1: He's all brawn and no brains.

Me: He gives all big brothers everywhere a really bad name! Lets get him!

We went at him!

Big Brother: I WILL KILL YOU ALL! NOBODY RUNS FROM BIG BROTHER!

POW!

I punched him in the face and sent him crashing into a house and he got up and saw that I was now at his size.

Me: You give big brothers everywhere a really bad name tubby!

Dominique: How the Hell are you even someone's brother?!

Rubberband Man stretched all over.

Big Brother: (tries to punch Rubberband Man) BIG BROTHER HURT RUBBER MAN!

Rubberband Man: (dodges it) Nope. Rubber Man smash Big Brother! (stretches his fist and punches him)

BLAM!

He crashed into the ground and got up.

KROW!

I punched him in the face and knocked out some of his teeth!

Nico: This guy gives big brothers everywhere a really bad name!

Vince: Big time!

Me: And I'm going to pound this monsters face in all over the place! (Crack Knuckles)

But then Ebon, Selma & Patty and Greiger appeared.

Me: Ebon, Selma & Patty and Greiger.

Greiger: That's right.

Ebon: I just want you to know that we have nothin to do with this asshole's assault.

Maria: We know, Ebon. I know that you have Adam as a brother. And Patty and Selma have themselves as sisters.

Greiger: Don't forget me. (to Yusei) I told you about my siblings before.

Yusei: That's right.

Me: And Joey you have Serenity as your little sister.

Numbuh 2: And I have Tommy.

Nico: And I have my sisters.

Vince: And I have my sisters.

Brock: And I am an older brother myself. I have a lot of siblings.

Ash: That's right you have a big family.

Laney: Most of us have siblings.

Big Brother rushed and I kicked him in the face and sent him crashing into the ground.

Me: He may be big but he has no brains.

Lana: No kidding.

?: I agree.

A figure came out and it was another one of Sailor Moon's enemies, BLACK WIDOW!


Black Widow is a Negamonster sent by Neflite to gather energy for the Negaverse. She has the appearance of a spider. She attacks with spiderlike threads. She appeared in Sailor Moon episode 13, Wedding Day Blues.

Her essence was implanted in the wedding dress material picked by Miss Lambert, the sewing teacher. When her energy reached its highest point, Black Widow appeared and began draining energy. She fought Sailor Moon and trapped her with spider threads, but Sailor Mercury and Sailor Mars arrived and used Mercury Bubbles Blast and Mars Fire Ignite to confuse Black Widow and release Sailor Moon from her attack. Sailor Moon destroyed Black Widow with Moon Tiara Magic.


Sailor Moon: Black Widow!

Laney: Not this ugly freak again.

Natasha Romanoff: (Offended) I'm called the Black Widow too, you know!

Black Widow: But I'm actually a spider!

Shanan: You Arachnomites are sure persistent. Now we can finish our fight without Leni blasting you with bug spray.

Qin: What is an Arachnomite?

Shanan: Arachnomites are a race of spider warriors that come from the planet Arachnus IX located 39,000 Light-years away from Earth. It's a city planet completely covered in spiderwebs. They are a very hostile and dangerous race that kill the males of their species and they have the same characteristics as spiders on Earth. They are very formidable warriors and can fight very well.

Qin: Whoa! That is crazy!

Nico: It sure is.

Shanan: It sure is. When we fought the first time, Leni appeared and freaked out because of her fear of spiders and blasted her with Bug Spray.

Lola: I remember that and Leni was still afraid of Spiders back then.

Shanan: Yeah.

Black Widow: But that was impressive that she got the drop on me like that.

Shanan: It was. Fear can cause people to do very strange things and all that. But now we can finish our fight unimpeded.

Black Widow: Yes.

Me: Lets get them.

Troy: You're in for a spanking!

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Ninja Steel!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Ninja Steel rangers.

We powered up and went at them.


Battle 1: Ebon


Rubberband Man, Inque and Lily were facing Ebon.

Lily: You never treated your brother like that did you Ivan?

Ebon: Never. Just because I'm a bad guy doesn't mean that I don't show love for my brother. I love my brother more than anything.

Rubberband Man: Thanks bro.

Inque: Aww.

Ebon: Anytime little bro. Lets do it.

Lily: With pleasure.

Ebon called out his Pokemon and they went at him and punched and blasted him all over with powerful punches and kicks and blasts of water and knocked them out.

Lily: Good fight.


Battle 2: Patty & Selma


Mandee, Caitlin and Dominique were facing Patty & Selma.

Mandee: You never treated Marge like how Big Brother did to others did you?

Patty: No way Mandee. We loved Marge and she is perfect.

Selma: But we didn't know she was having mental problems.

Caitlin: I'm sorry that happened to Marge. I wish she could change.

Dominique: Me too.

Selma: Yeah. But the best thing we can do for her is pray.

Mandee: True. Lets dance. Oh Lisa told me to have tell Ling she says hello.

Patty: Thank you Mandee.

Selma & Patty called out their Pokemon and they went at them. Mandee, Caitlin and Dominique punched and blasted Patty & Selma and their Pokemon with blasts of fire and burned them and knocked them out.

Mandee: Good fight.


Battle 3: Greiger


Boris, Ultra Humanite and Clawful were facing Greiger.

Clawful: Thank goodness you aren't like Big Brother, Greiger.

Greiger: I know. He gives big brothers everywhere a really bad name.

Ultra Humanite: Tell me about it. But thank goodness you wouldn't do that to your brothers.

Greiger: I know. Lets dance.

Boris: Gladly.

Greiger called out his Pokemon and they went at him and fired blasts of indigo fire, psychic energy and Lobster energy and the blasts hit Greiger and his Pokemon and knocked him out.

Boris: Good fight.


Battle 4: Black Widow


Shanan was facing the Black Widow.

Shanan: You give spiders and Natasha Romanov a bad name.

Shanan fired an energy blast and obliterated the Black Widow.


Battle 5: Big Brother


KROW!

I kicked Big Brother and sent him crashing into a brick wall.

He got up and charged at me I dealt him a deadly uppercut to his chin and sent him high into the sky and I flew up to him and dealt him a deadly axe kick and sent him crashing into the ground.

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Big Brother got up and we all regrouped.

Me: You make me sick Big Brother. You are worse than the other two Big Brothers we all hate. You make Terrance and Brad look like saints compared to you.

Big Brother: YOU WILL DIE!

Laney kicked him in the face and gave him a nasty bloody nose.

Lana bit his arm and ripped a chunk of his arm off and he screamed in pain and Lana had blood on her teeth. YUCK!

Quadore, Aokua, Iflar, Topar, and Fivarth slashed, blasted and smashed Big Brother all over the place and the Megaforce Rangers blasted and slashed him all over the place.

Lori: I'm going to literally turn you into a human pretzel!

She grabbed him and he screamed in pain as Lori tied him up in a pretzel knot and it hurt like hell.

Aylene C.: Try this one on! FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: PYRO TYRANNO RAMPAGE!

Aylene fired a wave of fire and it formed into a ferocious Tyrannosaurus made of pure fire and it bit and burned Big Brother all over and it hurt like hell.

Nico: How about this one? EARTH STYLE NINJA ART: GAIA HAMMER SUPERSMASH!

Nico formed a hammer of earth and smashed Big Brother into pulp. He was flatter than a pancake.

Laney: This is sure to hurt. JUNGLE STYLE NINJA ART: JUNGLE CANNIBAL ASSAULT!

Laney fired a wave of leaves and wood and it formed into a vicious and voracious tribe of jungle cannibals and they pulverized and slashed and cut Big Brother all over the place with vicious force and fury.

Lola: Nice one! How about this one? FIRESTORM STYLE NINJA ART: FOX INFERNO WHEEL STAMPEDE!

Lola fired a wave of fire and it formed into a bunch of wheels made of pure blue fire and they rolled and burned Big Brother all over.

Numbuh 362: Now for some storm power. STORM STYLE NINJA ART: CAMILLE THUNDERSTORM ELECTROCUTION!

Numbuh 362 fired a massive wave of lightning, wind and rain and it had the intensity of the deadly Hurricane Camille from the 1969 Atlantic Hurricane Season and blew him around and pulverized and electrocuted him all over.

Me: Lets show some teamwork!

Pipes: With pleasure!

Shino: Lets do it.

Pipes used the Earth Cyber Planet Key and Shino used the Hidden Leaf Cyber Planet Key. They enhanced Pipes' strength and Shino's bug powers 100-fold.

Air Man and Headstrong used the Earth Cyber Planet Key and they enhanced Headstrong's plasma sphere shooter and Air Man's air blasts 100-fold.

Pipes and Shino Aburame: EARTH STYLE NINJA ART: FIRE ANT BOULDER CARNAGE!

Pipes picked up a boulder and Shino covered it in fire ants and Pipes threw it.

Air Man and Headstrong: HURRICANE PLASMA BLAST!

Air Man fired a wave of wind and Headstrong fired a barrage of plasma balls.

Devon Daniels and Brody Romero: CHEETAH NINJA FIRESTORM!

Ravi Shaw and Preston Tien: GORILLA NINJA TSUNAMI!

Zoey Reeves and Calvin Maxwell: JACKRABBIT NINJA EARTHQUAKE!

Nate Silva and Hayley Foster: MANTIS NINJA THUNDERSTRIKE!

Steel and Sarah Thompson: SCARAB NINJA HURRICANE!

Orion and Levi Weston: SILVER & GOLD NINJA STARSTRIKE!

The rangers fired blasts of elemental energy and powerful blades of energy.

Knight Mare: NOWHERE TO HIDE!

Lori and Knight Mare: DARK SHADOW HURRICANE BLAST!

Blackout: DARKNESS FALLS!

Leni and Blackout: GRAVITY ECLIPSE BLAST!

Nightfall: DARK AND DANGEROUS!

Luna and Nightfall: MAELSTROM OF SHADOW!

Hood Sickle: ANY LAST WORDS?

Luan and Hood Sickle: ECLIPSE SCYTHE DUOSLASH!

Starcast: A SHOT IN THE DARK!

Lynn and Starcast: VOLCANIC DARKSIDE BLAST!

Nightshade: DARK DAYS AHEAD!

Lincoln and Nightshade: THUNDERSTORM SHADOW BLAST!

Knight Light: SEE THE LIGHT!

Linka and Knight Light: LIGHTNING LIGHT FLASHBLAST!

Spotlight: TIME TO SHINE!

Liberty and Spotlight: MAGIC LIGHTBEAM BLAST!

Astroblast: READY, SET, GLOW!

Lyra and Astroblast: PRISMATIC FIRESTORM BLAST!

Aurora: THE SPEED OF LIGHT!

Lee and Aurora: FIRE LIGHT SLASHSTORM!

Blastertron: TARGET ACQUIRED

Lucy Loud and Blastertron: LIGHTDARK SLASH STORM!

Luminous: LIGHTS, CAMERA, ME!

Laney and Luminous: LIGHT BRAMBLE SLASH AND CUT!

Eye Scream: YOU'LL SCREAM FOR EYE SCREAM!

Lana and Eye Scream: SUBZERO EYEBLAST STORM!

Fisticuffs: COMING UP SWINGIN!

Lola and Fisticuffs: FIRESTORM FIST LIGHTBLAST!

Eye Five: NEED A HAND?!

Lisa Loud and Eye Five: TECHNO GEAR LIGHTBLAST!

Lob Goblin: POWER ON!

Lily and Lob Goblin: MAELSTROM THUNDER LIGHT!

They all fired blasts of light and darkness and elemental blasts and the blasts all slammed into Big Brother and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

Me: Time for some smashing Final Smash power!

Bane: Lets do it amigos!

Wildfire: Lets do it.

Crusher: IT'S CRUSH HOUR!

Bane pumped Venom into him and bulked himself up to 100,000 men.

Numbuh 2, Wildfire, me, Nico, Bane and Crusher: SMASHING MEGAPUNCH SMASH!

We went at Big Brother and Crusher smashed him with his hammer and the rest of us dealt him a super powerful punch of incredible power!

KRASMAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHH!

The punch was so powerful that it sent him crashing into an abandoned building and the whole building crashed down on top of him and buried him in the rubble. He popped out of the rubble and his clothes were torn up and he was laughing stupidly.

Big Brother: (Stupid talk) Baby you have a nice body. (Laughs)

He was knocked out.

Me: Wow. What a punch.

Bane: I think being put in my old cell would fit you.

Me: I agree.

The Masters of Evil came.

Patty: I really did like how you guys discussed 6 recruits for us.

Numbuh 2: You did?

Selma: Of course!

Ebon: In fact, in a few days or so, maybe you guys can discuss 6 more recruits in our ranks.

William: We'd like that.

Greiger: Glad to hear it!

Me: Before you leave, (Pulls out cigarette lighter) Light ya?

Selma: Oh thank you.

I flicked the lighter and lit their cigarettes.

The Masters of Evil teleport out.

Me: This was intense.

We put Big Brother in Bane's old cell in the Mariana Trench Prison. He was sentenced to eternity without parole.

Me: Good riddance to that bad brother.

Numbuh 2: You said it. What a jerk.

Nico: Yep.

Numbuh 2: (To the viewers) Being a big brother is awesome. But being an extremely abusive big brother like Big Brother can be a major nightmare. Never be like Big Brother.

Me: Well said Hoagie.

We went home.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic complete.

Big Brother from Codename: Kids Next Door was a major league big time jerk and he gives all big brothers everywhere a really bad name. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. Get ready for an interdimensional adventure as we embark on a journey of awesomeness with Penn Zero and his awesome friends as we take down the evil Rippen and make him pay for his crimes.

See you all tomorrow.