In the heart of the city, I was flying over the city and on my routine patrol.
Me: So far things have been very quiet.
?: HELP!
Over the park I saw Prohyas and Vambre's stupid and dumb doppelgänger Nohyas causing trouble.
Nohyas is the evil doppelganger of Prohyas Warrior. He is a recurring antagonist throughout the series who seeks to impersonate the Warriors for Hire to make people like him.
His first TV short appearance was in "The Land Before Slime", where his evil cottage (with a mustache symbolizing him) was stomped and destroyed by King Rexxtopher.
In his second appearance, "No Robots for Old Men", he appears with his hand puppet, Handbre.
In "Whose Hyas is it Anyway?", he appears in Galacton with the Confusing Alien Magisword and uses it to shoot duckies (supposedly his favorite) at Prohyas' head, change his voice to a lispy Ed Wynn-esque one and make his scarf plaid. Nohyas ends up creating an interdimensional vortex, out of which comes a giant hand that grabs and pulls him in, ultimately depositing him at Slugburger.
5-minute shorts
His debut is in the short "Identity Theft", in which he and his hand, Handbre, pretend to be the Warriors for Hire in order to get Prohyas' burger, Vambre's book and many Magiswords from Ralphio's shop. The Warriors for Hire duel the doppelgangers but since he has the same Magiswords as them, they lose. However, he does not have any one-of-a-kind Magiswords such as the Oinkus Oinkus Magisword and the Dolphin Magisword, so they use the Super Teamwork Combo to vanquish him.
TV-series
He made a small appearance in the episode "Gotta Get Grup to Get Down" where he entered the Rhyboflavin Talent Contest. His talent was impressions which was pretty much dressing an audience member with a mustache and derby like him.
He made a slight cameo in the episode "Little Sword of Horrors" as Prohyas watering plants.
He was one of the supporting players of the Rhyboflavin Grups in the episode "Grup Jam".
In "Random Acts of Memory" it is revealed that Nohyas has known the Warrior siblings since they were children, however up until adulthood he would use his signature "Selective Memory Magisword" to erase memories they made of him after things take turns for the worst. It is revealed that he was actually the one to burn down the barn with Vambre's tomato magisword (which she went to therapy for blaming herself for years), was the new kid in Vambre and Prohyas' adventure class where even under truth paste he still admits to believing he's Prohyas (and subsequently Vambre). He is also the reason why they didn't remember meeting Grup's brother Prug, only wanting them to remember a positive memory of him. After several more stories (some of which false) Prohyas uses the Pencil Magisword to trick him into giving him the Selective Memory Magisword, and uses Paperbag Magisword to trick him into thinking he's talking to himself.
Magiswords
Jackhammer Magisword
Confusing Alien Magisword (taken by Vambre)
Hyperspace Magisword (in Surely you Quest)
Selective Memory Magisword (taken by Prohyas)
Powers
Magisword user: Nohyas is very skilled in the use of Magiswords and is very skilled in using them. He has enough to skill to use a Super Teamwork Combo on his own, something Prohyas has yet to accomplish.
Me: Whoa. He looks like a red hair version of Prohyas.
I flew down and faced him.
Me: Who are you, you Prohyas impostor?
Nohyas: I'm Prohyas and this is my sister Vambre.
He showed a stupid hand puppet that looked like Vambre.
Hambre: (Nohyas takes through her) I am Vambre.
Me: That's just a stupid hand puppet. You are just a brainless idiot.
Nohyas: We'll see about that.
Me: You are not Prohyas and Vambre because Prohyas doesn't have red hair or a mustache and wears a hat and has a dumb hand puppet.
Nohyas: No but I know how to use Magiswords. Like this one.
Announcer: LEGENDARY SPECTRUM RAY MAGISWORD!
It looked like a powerful prism ray blaster and it was powerful.
I then flew at him and kicked it out of his hands and grabbed it.
Me: Whoa! This is a wicked Magisword. Where did you get this?
Nohyas: I stole it from Ralphios along with many more Magiswords.
Me: I see. Lets see how you like this. VISIBLE LIGHT RAINBOW BLAST!
I fired a rainbow ray blast and it slammed into Nohyas and knocked him out after it burned him.
Me: WHOA! That is so cool!
I went over to him and saw that he had numerous new Magiswords on him.
Me: Whoa. These are cool.
Nohyas was arrested and sent to prison.
I went to Ralphios and brought his Magiswords that were stolen back.
Ralphio: Thank you so much J.D.
Me: Anytime Ralphio. That Nohyas is one dumb idiot. But how did you get a really powerful and rare Magisword like this one?
Ralphio: It was accidentally put into a new shipment of Magiswords I got in and you are more than welcome to keep it free of charge.
Me: Thanks Ralphio. Prohyas and Vambre are gonna be ecstatic to see this one.
Ralphio: I'm sure they will. Tell them I said hello.
Me: Will do.
I flew back to the estate.
Later at the estate, everyone and the Masters of Evil all gathered in the Living Room for a discussion on new recruitments for the Masters of Evil.
I came in.
Me: Sorry I'm late guys. I was out on my patrol and saw Prohyas and Vambre's dopey doppelgänger Nohyas.
Prohyas: Oh that guy is an idiot.
Me: Tell me about it. The guy stole numerous Magiswords from Ralphios. But thankfully I stopped him.
Lana: Yeah.
Me: Anyway lets get to discussing our ideas.
We got to discussing our ideas and we all had numerous good ideas.
Lincoln chose Ben's enemy Dr. Viktor who is really a rogue Transylian, Luan chose Arthur Parks A.K.A. The Living Laser, Lucy chose Diabolico.
Vypra: Those are all good choices and it'll be great to have Diabolico in our team.
Loki: Yeah I miss him.
Nico: I can tell.
Linka: Why don't you guys recruit Zexion?
Luxord: That's actually a wise choice. I always enjoyed his love for literature.
Laney: He and I would get along great because we love books.
Blossom: You guys should recruit Man Boy as well.
Ronnie Anne: That's a nice idea. He's been behaving himself so far in prison.
Me: He sure has. Good idea.
Kate Lloyd: The Riddler helped us out twice so he should be recruited too.
Lola: Good idea Kate.
Vypra: I agree.
Blitzwing: You guys could use a member with a need for speed.
Julie Yamamoto: How about that LaGrange guy? We haven't fought him yet but I saw him in action on the news.
Me: Good idea.
Vypra: I agree.
We had many more ideas. Cole chose to have Whiger from Jungle Fury, Robin chose the Magician Supervillain Mumbo Jumbo who is one of their enemies, Jayden chose his formidable adversary and frenemy Deker from Samurai.
Sky Lynx: You guys could use another genius on the team.
Teela: How about Tri Klops?
Maria: Not a bad idea.
William: (to Tri Klops' portrait) Hear that, Tri Klops? You're getting out soon.
Me: Nice.
Sidney Poindexter chose the weather ghost Vortex, Spiderman chose his enemy Quentin Beck A.K.A. Mysterio, Wildfire chose David Cannon A.K.A. Whirlwind, Hulk chose the fiery villain Mark Raxton A.K.A. Molten Man, Iron Man chose Carl "Crusher" Creel A.K.A. Absorbing Man, Hawkgirl chose Mark Mardon A.K.A. Weather Wizard, Wonder Woman chose Nanaue A.K.A. King Shark, Fox chose Wolf O'Donnell, Gwen chose Villamax from Lost Galaxy, Tara chose Ben's enemy Vulkanus the Detrovite Crime Lord, Obi-Wan chose notorious assassin and bounty hunter from the planet Duro, Sandman chose Emil Blonsky A.K.A. Abomination, Mary Jane chose Tony Masters A.K.A. Taskmaster, Starfire chose Winslow Schott A.K.A. Toyman, Lola chose Tala, Raven chose Abner Jenkins A.K.A. The Beetle, Teresa chose her former teammate and comrade in the Metabreed, Puff, Beast Boy chose the Titans enemy Control Freak, Thor chose Alex Nevsky A.K.A. Crimson Dynamo, Rubberband Man chose his former comrade in the Metabreed, Kangor, Michelangelo chose the Turtles cybernetic assassin enemy duo Touch and Go, and Max Tennyson chose Rojo.
Me: Those are all really good ideas.
Vypra: Good ideas. We'll get to work on them right away.
Me: Awesome. I think this meeting is over.
Nico: All righty.
We left our briefing room.
Later at Gotham Royal York Elementary School we all were having an awesome lunch in the school cafeteria. It was awesome.
Teresa: Nothing like a good lunch while we're not on missions.
Me: Boy you said it Teresa.
Lincoln: Yeah.
But then we heard a medieval horn and smashing through the cafeteria windows was ROBIN FOOD AND HIS HUNGRY MEN!
Robin Food is a parody of medieval folk hero, Robin Hood.
He's something of a moron, as Lydia Gilligan points out Robin is supposed to COOK food, not steal it.
He and his band of Hungry Men "rob from the young and give to the old"; they attack elementry schools during lunchtime and steal kids' lunches, which they then give to the old people at Sure Would Forest Senior Center, who hate the kid food he brings them due to the fact it's bad for them, though he's too delusional to realize this.
In Operation: L.U.N.C.H., they raid Gallagher Elementary School`s Cafeteria during Nigel's "romantic lunch" with his possessive girlfriend Lizzie, who prevents him from intervening.
When they steal Lizzie's lunch, she takes the L.O.C.K.A.H.S.O.C.K.A.H. and storms the Sure Would Forest Senior Center to retrieve her lunch. Just before Lizzie forces Robin Food to surrender, he calls her selfish and claims he's giving it to the seniors because they're starving to death. Lizzie is touched by Robin Food's kindness. The Senior Citizen Squad form their robot and prepare to attack. Robin Food and Lizzie both think they're going to attack Lizzie until the Squad reveals they are going to attack Robin Food, to the pair's shock. The Squad and the other seniors reveal that Robin Food and his Hungry Men are really their retirement home's cafeteria staff who are supposed to make them lunch themselves and that they only raid elementry school cafeterias and steal food from children because they're too lazy to do their jobs. The seniors also reveal that they do not want to eat children's food as they give seniors complications, such as preventing them from using the bathroom and causing problems for their bridgework.
Lizzie gets her lunch back as the SCS proceeds to beat up Robin Food and his Hungry Men.
In Operation A.W.A.R.D.S., Robin Food is the host of the Villain's Choice Awards and Dinner Show. He was also seen next to the Dodgeball Wizard in Operation: Z.E.R.O. during the Candy Pirates attack on Kids Next Door Moonbase, and was later seen at the Convention Center.
He made one last appearance in Operation: I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S. where he tried to steal Gramma Stuffum's Tusk Pie, which then grew tentacles and attacked him and his Hungry Men, which reporter Nick commented, "It looks like Robin Food picked the wrong pie to pilfer."
Yuko: Robin Food!
Robin Food: That's right.
Clayface (to Robin Food): Do you mind? We're trying to eat here.
Robin Food: Do you even need to eat, Clayface?
Clayface: Haven't really thought of that.
Me: So you are the Robin Hood of the Elderly.
Robin Food: That's right and unlike Father, I don't desire the deaths of children everywhere. All I want is their lunches to give to the elderly.
Francis: Ok. I admit that's not the worst crime you can think of.
Robin Hood: That's true. For I am...
Robin Food and his Hungry Men: (Singing)
Robin Food, Robin Food, not your average thieving dude.
With his band of hungry men, he comes to school at noon and then...
He robs from the young (and the rude)
And gives to the old (Oh, how shrewd.)
Robin Food... Yo-Ho!
Me: That's catchy.
Nico: It sure is.
Me: It feels like we're meeting Robin Hood all over again. But he's a Kids Next Door villain.
Natilee: It sure is.
Numbuh 2: Yeah but my grandmother at the Sure Would Forest Retirement Home that Robin Food works at hates this guy. She calls him a dopey moron.
Lizzie: Yeah because the Senior Citizens hate him for not giving them old people food. You know like liverwurst on Rye or oatmeal or anything like that. He works as a chef there and they hate him.
Me: Wow. I don't blame them. But if they want our food then they can take it over my dead body.
But then Firefly, Webstor and Leonard the King Pig came.
Me: Firefly, Webstor and Leonard.
Maria: You guys were eating lunch as well?
Webstor: Yeah. We were.
Firefly: (glares at Robin Food) Until someone disrupted it!
Vince: Did Robin Food get your food too?
Leonard: He sure did.
Me: He is trying to do what he thinks is right for the elderly. He's like famous medieval folk hero Robin Hood. Except he steals food from the young and gives it to the elderly.
Webstor: Well it's better than killing kids.
Leonard: That's true.
Me: I know. But for the elderly, kid food is poison for people their age.
But then we heard a roar and a cat creature came out. It was BAKENE!
Bakene is one of the Seven Shadows. He has the appearance of a catlike beast. He appeared in Sailor Moon Episode 27, Kitty Chaos.
When Bakene was imprisoned in Earth's atmosphere, he was reborn inside a cat named Hercules. Zoycite extracted the crystal from Hercules and turned him into Bakene. Bakene fought the Sailor Scouts. At one point, he saved Luna from falling (possibly due to the influence of Hercules within him), but still was intent on killing her. Sailor Moon eventually healed him with Moon Healing Activation, killing Bakene and preventing Hercules from being turned into him again.
Luna (Sailor Moon): Bakene!
Me: Whoa! That is one terrifying cat creature.
Shanan: Whoa man! I didn't expect Queen Beryl to have a Felonikian in her forces.
Qin: What is a Felonikian?
Shanan: They came from the planet Bakenimus. The Felonikian's are a primordial cat spirit race. They possess incredible powers and they have immortality and powerful strength and all that. Planet Bakenimus is a ruined city planet covered in huge forest that spans the whole planet and they are really a peaceful race. They live in total harmony with not a care in the world.
Qin: Wow. That's amazing!
Bakene snarled.
William: Great! Another monster that doesn't talk!
Me: Yeah.
I then sensed a weak power coming.
But then a figure flew into the school and it was RECOOME!
Reacoom (also known as Recoome in the Funimation dub) is one of the Ginyu Special Force who work for Frieza and an antagonist in the Namek Saga. He is the biggest (and second tallest), with a humanoid appearance and red hair. He is often speculated to be the second strongest after Captain Ginyu. Despite his seemingly goofy attitude, Recoome is actually quite intelligent, not to mention extremely sadistic. He might also be the evilest out of all the members even though it isn't clear.
He was voiced by Christopher R. Sabat, who also voiced Piccolo and Vegeta.
When the Ginyu Special Force was called to Namek to take the Dragon Balls back from Vegeta, Recoome, Burter, Jeice, and Guldo did rock-paper-scissors to determine who gets to fight Vegeta. Reacoom won, but decided to let Gurd fight Krillin and Son Gohan first. During the fight, Recoome bet with Burter that Guldo was going to win in a few minutes, staking a chocolate nut bar. Time elapsed and Recoome gave Burter the chocolate bar.
After Vegeta killed Guldo, Recoome fought him. He initially appeared at a disadvantage, with Vegeta, when he lost his armor, and later a part of his hair, but Recoome beat Vegeta up so bad that Krillin and Gohan were forced to step in, saving Vegeta from Recoome's Eraser Gun.
Recoome nearly killed Krillin with one kick and fought Gohan, beating him up. That said, because Recoome was injured from the pervious fights, Gohan does land a few good hits.
Not even Gohan's hidden powers were enough to defeat him. He bullied and beat Gohan in much the same way Nappa did, dominating the boy and sitting on him, and like Nappa, farted very loud several times on the child (which is made even worse as one of Vegeta's attacks left Recoome's clothes damaged, revealing his bare buttocks).
He used an attack known in the games as "Recoome Renegade Bomber" on Gohan. As Gohan moved in for a final attack, Recoome jumped over him and kicked him, breaking his neck.
Just when he had Vegeta, Gohan, and Kuririn at his mercy, Son Goku arrived on Namek, spinning Recoome around when he arrived at the battlefield. As Goku gave Kuririn and Gohan Senzu Beans, he threw one to Vegeta (as a reward for saving Kuririn and Gohan from Guldo). Recoome tried to catch it in his mouth, but missed.
As Goku turned to face Recoome, the Ginyu member taunts him, flipping him the bird and mocking his son's pathetic performance. Recoome was unable to land a blow on Goku and then powered up for his ultimate attack (revealed to be a sort of energy explosion in the Tenkaichi games) but, seeing this as an opening, Goku elbowed him in the stomach while the giant was distracted, knocking him out cold with one hit.
After Goku easily defeated Burter, causing Jeice to run away, Vegeta killed Burter and then killed Recoome with an energy wave.
It appeared to completely destroy his body, however his corpse was later seen by Gohan, fully intact, as he took Piccolo back toward the ship during Goku's fight with Frieza.
After his death, Recoome appeared alongside Burter, Jeice, and Guldo as Kaio invited them over to his planet in the next dimension to see if Yamcha, Tien, and Chiaotzu could defeat them. Recoome fought Yamcha, and was defeated with an energy wave, sending him flying through the clouds and into hell. This is to show how much stronger Yamcha and the others have gotten, as they were originally devastated with fear when they saw that they had to fight the Ginyu Force.
In the Great Saiyaman Saga, Recoome, along with Cell, Frieza, King Cold, Burter, Jeice, and Guldo, caused trouble in Hell and terrorized the ogres, but Goku and Paikuhan came to stop them. When Frieza sent the Ginyu Force after Goku, Goku defeated Reacoom last, elbowing him in the back of the neck, causing him to fall into the Bloody Pond. Later, Pikkon threw him, Burter, Jeice, Guldo, and Cell onto the spike, impaling them, and all seven villains were locked up in a cell.
Recoome was last seen in the Kid Buu Saga, in Hell/HFIL alongside several dead villains, watching the battle between Goku and Kid Buu.
Recoome made a brief cameo appearance along with several villains from the past in Dragon Ball GT. He was presumably defeated and sent back to Hell along with other villains.
In Dragon Ball Z Abridged, Recoome is seen as a parody of wrestlers in WWE, with him taking great pride in his wrestling abilities and overall manliness. He appeared alongside the rest of the Ginyu force when ever they appeared, always referring to himself in 3rd person. He soon got to fight Vegeta after winning the opportunity in the Ginyu's game show "Wheel of Torture", commenting on how "the lucky little bastard (Guldo) got two of 'em." After Vegeta killed Guldo, Recoome and Vegeta entered "Namekamania" (an obvious parody of Wrestlemania) and Recoome taunted him by talking about how Vegeta boasted about being prince of a powerful race who were all dead and with his signature catchphrase "THE NAME'S, RECOOME, AND IT RHYMES, WITH DOOM. AND YOU'RE GONNA BE HURTIN. ALL. TOO. SOOOOOOOOON!", only for Vegeta to tell him that Wrestling was fake.
He and Vegeta fought (with Burter and Jeice providing commentary) and he won, using special attacks that were really just normal moves with his name shouted in front of them, like the "RECOOME ELBOW" or the "RECOOME KNEE", with him getting uglier and uglier every time someone landed a good hit, leading to Krillin actually being disgusted at the sight of him. He soon defeated all three warriors. When Goku showed up, he was getting more and more annoyed at how Goku choose to heal his friends instead of fight him, only to be swiftly defeated in one punch and later killed by a healed Vegeta.
Goku: Not you again!
Recoome: Long time no see, Goku!
Me: So you are Recoome. You are an ugly brute.
Gohan: He also is the one who overwhelmed me and Krillin on Namek.
Laney: He sure is stupid.
Me: Yep. Now it's time for us to thrash you all over.
Jake Holling: You hungry? How about a knuckle sandwich?!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Dragon Blitzkrieg!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Changeman rangers.
We powered up and went at them.
Battle 1: Firefly
Lea, Francis and Lola were facing Firefly.
Lola: Lets see who has stronger power.
Lea: That's right.
Francis: Lets do it.
Firefly: Gladly.
Firefly called out his Pokemon and they went at him and fired blasts of fire and burned him all over the place and knocked him out.
Lola: Our fire wins.
Battle 2: Webstor
Demona, Riku and Lucy were facing Webstor.
Lucy Loud: This is gonna be a good match in darkness.
Demona: Indeed it will.
Riku: Lets get him.
Webstor: Come at me.
Webstor called out his Pokemon and they went at him and fired blasts of darkness and dark fire and knocked out Webstor and his Pokemon.
Lucy Loud: Darkness wins.
Battle 3: Leonard
Lori, Teresa and Arpeggio were facing Leonard and his army of pigs.
Lori: Looks like we have more pork to give to the homeless.
Teresa: We sure do.
Arpeggio: (British Accent) Indeed.
Leonard: Come get us then.
Leonard called out his Pokemon and sent a massive army of pigs and Lori, Teresa and Arpeggio fired waves of energy, wind and sonic blasts and the blasts cut up all of the pigs into cuts of pork and knocked out Leonard and his Pokemon.
Lori: Literally an awesome victory.
Over 728,937 pounds of pork were made for the homeless.
Battle 4: Bakene
Shanan was facing Bakene.
Shanan: You give cats everywhere a really bad name.
Shanan fired an energy blast and obliterated Bakene.
Battle 5: Recoome
Me and Vegeta were facing Recoome.
Vegeta: I have an old score to settle with you Recoome.
Recoome: I'm gonna make sure you die for killing me Vegeta. Now feel the wrath of Recoome!
He did a dance pose and he was ready.
Me: Bring it on you freak.
I then flew at Recoome and punched him in the face and knocked out some of his teeth and sent him crashing into a force field we have around the entire school cafeteria.
He got up.
Recoome: Now you will get it! Take this! RECOOME! ERASER GUN!
He then fired a massive wave of magenta energy from his mouth and it went at me and Vegeta and it slammed into us and exploded with incredible power!
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The explosion was so powerful and devastating that it shook the entire city all over. When the smoke cleared me and Vegeta were still standing but Recoome got a shock when he saw me in my Super Angel-Ebonwu-Phoenix 1,000,000 Elemental Moonlight Phoenix form and Vegeta in his Super Saiyan 4 power and we were completely unscathed.
Me: (Divine Fiery Voice) I got to admit that was an impressive attack. But it was not very effective.
Vegeta: You have gotten stronger since the last time we fought Recoome. But it was pathetic.
Me: That's right. Lets get him.
Vegeta: With pleasure.
Me and Vegeta formed powerful red energy balls in our hands and formed them into powerful Final Flash attacks.
Me and Vegeta: FINAL ATOMIC SHINE ATTACK!
We fired a massive blast of orange and red energy and it slammed into Recoome and exploded with incredible power!
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The power from the explosion was so massively strong and devastating that it shook the entire planet to the brink. It was extremely powerful. When the smoke cleared, Recoome was completely obliterated in an instant.
Me: Good riddance to that dimwitted brute.
Vegeta: Indeed.
Battle 6: ROBIN FOOD
We regrouped and we were facing Robin Food and his Hungry Men.
I had a bo-staff ready.
Me: This is gonna be awesome.
Nico: It sure is.
Robin Food: YO-HO!
We went at him and I clashed my staff with his and kicked him in the face and bashed him in the face all over the place and the Hungry Men fired arrows at us and Nico grabbed them all and threw them back. Then Lizzie appeared and she was piloting an awesome new Kids Next Door 2X4 Technology machine. The Computer Analyzed it.
Computer: KIDS NEXT DOOR L.O.C.K.A.S.O.C.K.A.H. Locker Operated Cybernetic Klanky Armour Has Stinky Old Clothes Kannon Arms- Hooray!
Lizzie: Looks like I'm going out to lunch!
She punched a bunch of Hungry Men all over the place.
Lizzie: SUPER STINKY GYM SHORTS CANNON BLAST! AWAY!
She fired a massive blast of gym shorts from locker cannons and pulverized a bunch of Hungry Men all over the place.
I kicked Robin Food all over and the Megaforce Rangers, Lore, Mudeenu, Kamangareth, Enre Hep, and Laarina smashed and blasted Robin Food and his Hungry Men all over the place.
Prohyas: Lets see how his Hungry Men like this. ALIEN STYLE NINJA ART: ZERG SWARM!
Prohyas fired a wave of energy and it formed into the superior numbers of the Zerg Swarm and smashed, blasted and pulverized them all over in the 10s of millions.
Vambre: Watch this one dear brother! ALIEN STYLE NINJA ART: PROTOSS!
Vambre fired a wave of energy and it formed into the Protoss warriors and they blasted the Hungry Men all over the place with incredible power and fury.
Prohyas: How about this one? TECH STYLE NINJA ART: GENERAL GRIEVOUS!
Prohyas fired a blast of energy and it formed into the Cybernetic Warlord of the planet Kalee, General Grievous and he ignited 4 lightsabers and slashed a bunch of Hungry Men all over the place with incredible vigor.
Vambre: Try this one! WILD STYLE NINJA ART: STRANGER!
Vambre fired a wave of energy and it formed into the Steef hunter called the Stranger and he blasted a bunch of Hungry Men all over.
Ed Cowart: Awesome! Let me see if I can do that. NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA ART: TORTURE OF THE ROYAL DEFENDERS!
Ed fired a wave of darkness and it hit a bunch of Hungry Men and they screamed in excruciating agony as they were being tortured by dark clones of the Royal Defenders. They were torturing them all over in such a horrible manner.
Numbuh 1: Awesome job Ed! Now lets see how he likes this. ENGLAND STYLE NINJA ART: WAR OF THE ROSES!
Numbuh 1 fired a wave of white and red energy and it turned into the soldiers from the famous 15th century war of England, The War of The Roses and they slashed and cut the Hungry Men all over the place.
Numbuh 362: How about this one? RUSSIA STYLE NINJA ART: CHARGE OF THE LIGHT BRIGADE!
Numbuh 362 fired waves of red, blue and white light and they formed into the famous Light Brigade from the Crimean War and they slashed and blasted a lot of Hungry Men all over the place.
Numbuh 2: Awesome! Watch this one. JUNGLE STYLE NINJA ART: WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!
Numbuh 2 fired waves of leaves and wood and they trapped a few Hungry Men in a tree and George of the Jungle came swinging in on a vine and then...
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!
OOOOOOOOHHHH!
THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK!
Numbuh 5: Nice one Numbuh 2. Watch this one. PIRATE STYLE NINJA ART: MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY!
Numbuh 5 fired a wave of black and yellow energy and it formed into the crew that orchestrated a horrible mutiny on the H.M.S. Bounty in 1789 and they slashed and blasted the Hungry Men all over the place.
Numbuh 3: Nice one! Watch this one! RAINBOW MONKEY STYLE NINJA ART: LOVE FROM RAINBOW MONKEYS!
Numbuh 3 fired a rainbow blast and it formed into numerous rainbow monkeys and they slammed into the Hungry Men and smashed them all over.
Numbuh 4: Nice one! Watch this one mates! AUSTRALIA STYLE NINJA ART: ULURU ROCKSTORM MEGABARRAGE!
Numbuh 4 fired a wave of rocks and they smashed a bunch of Hungry Men all over the place.
Lizzie: Top this one! FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: FIRE ARROW BARRAGE!
Lizzie fired a wave of fire arrows and they burned a bunch of Hungry Men all over.
Tommy: And this one! COMEDY STYLE NINJA ART: LIMBURGER FLATULENCE STINKCLOUD!
Tommy released a massive fart and it smelled like a thousand wheels of limburger cheese and it smelled horrible! The gas caused a lot of Hungry Men to hurl their guts out.
Katie: How about this one? RAINBOW STYLE NINJA ART: UTOPIA RAINBOW RAINBOW STRIKE!
Katie fired a wave of rainbow arrows of each color and they hit a bunch of Hungry Man all over and knocked them down.
Cree: Try this one! CLOWN STYLE NINJA ART: PIE BOMB BARRAGE!
Cree threw a bunch of pies and they smashed into a bunch of Hungry Men and exploded all over.
Yuko: How about this one? XIHUCOATL STYLE NINJA ART: FLAMESNAKE INCINERATION BLAST!
Yuko fired a wave of fire and it formed into a snake of fire and it slammed into a bunch of Hungry Men and burned them all over.
Lola: And this one! FIRESTORM STYLE NINJA ART: INFERNO BURN WOLFPACK!
Lola fired a wave of fire and it formed into a massive pack of wolves and they burned a bunch of Hungry Men.
Laney: Lets do some Magiswords!
Vambre: I love this part!
Announcer: EXCALIBURGER MAGISWORD!
Laney had said Magisword.
Announcer: CHEESE MAGISWORD!
Vambre had said Magisword.
Vambre: You want some food? Try this one.
Laney and Vambre: SUPER TEAMWORK COMBO: BELLYBURSTER!
They formed a huge burger made of pure cheese and smashed it into a bunch of Hungry Men and made them so fat and more that they couldn't move.
Lincoln: How about this one?
Announcer: TAUNTING JESTER MAGISWORD!
Lincoln had said Magisword.
Prohyas: And this one.
Announcer: CARNIVOROUS PLANT MAGISWORD!
Prohyas had said Magisword.
Lincoln and Prohyas: SUPER TEAMWORK COMBO: MEANEST GUY TRAP!
The Magiswords fired waves of energy and they formed into robot versions of the Hungry Men and they smashed and pulverized the Hungry Men all over the place.
Lana: Here's a good one Qin.
Qin: Way ahead of you Lana.
Announcer: CURSED GARLIC MAGISWORD!
Qin had said Magisword ready.
Announcer: PIZZA MAGISWORD!
Lana had said Magisword ready.
Lana and Qin: SUPER TEAMWORK COMBO: OVERFLOWING GARLIC PIZZA BONANZA!
Lana and Qin formed a huge pizza with a lot of garlic and it smelled horrible and it went at numerous Hungry Men and knocked them out because of the stench.
FOGHORN!
Blitzwing: Lets do it!
Luxord: With pleasure!
Blitzwing and Luxord used the Earth Cyber Planet Key and they enhanced Blitzwing's Electron Scimitar and Luxord's time powers 100-fold.
Sky Lynx used the Animatron Cyber Planet Key and Ronnie Anne used the Gigantion Cyber Planet Key. They enhanced Sky Lynx's energy beams and Ronnie Anne's firework powers 100-fold.
Blitzwing and Luxord: TIMESTRIKE SCIMITAR SLASH!
Blitzwing fired blasts of lightning from his Scimitar and Luxord fired time blasts.
Sky Lynx and Ronnie Anne: FIREWORK ENERGY MEGABLAST!
Sky Lynx fired energy blasts and Ronnie Anne fired fireworks blast.
Knight Light: SEE THE LIGHT!
Devon Daniels and Knight Light: LIGHT CHEETAH SPEED BLAST!
Spotlight: TIME TO SHINE!
Ravi Shaw and Spotlight: LIGHT GORILLA SMASH BLAST!
Astroblast: READY, SET, GLOW!
Zoey Reeves and Astroblast: RAINBOW JACKRABBIT BLAST!
Aurora: THE SPEED OF LIGHT!
Nate Silva and Aurora: LIGHT MANTIS SLASHSTORM!
Blaster Tron: TARGET ACQUIRED!
Steel and Blaster Tron: SCARAB LIGHT SLASH!
Zap: (Gurgling Voice) RIDE THE LIGHTNING!
Lori and Zap: LIGHTNING GEL HURRICANE!
Gill Grunt: FEAR THE FISH!
Leni and Gill Grunt: GRAVITY ANCHOR SMASH!
Wham Shell: BRACE FOR THE MACE!
Luna and Wham Shell: MAELSTROM MACE BLAST!
Slam Bam: ARMED AND DANGEROUS!
Luan and Slam Bam: PRISMATIC LIGHT ICE BARRAGE!
Thumpback: HAIL TO THE WHALE!
Lynn and Thumpback: VOLCANIC WHALE SMASHER!
Chill: (Russian Accent) STAY COOL!
Lincoln and Chill: THUNDERSTORM NARWHAL BLAST!
Rip Tide: GO FISH!
Linka and Rip Tide: LIGHTNING ORCA BLAST!
Wash Buckler: EIGHT LEGS AND NO PEGS!
Liberty and Wash Buckler: MAGIC GHOST SHIP BLAST!
Freeze Blade: KEEPING IT COOL!
Lyra and Freeze Blade: FIRESTORM ICE FREEZE SKATE!
Flip Wreck: MAKING WAVES!
Lee and Flip Wreck: FIREBLAST MEGA DOLPHIN WAVE!
Lob Star: STAR BRIGHT, STAR FIGHT!
Lucy and Lob Star: DARKNESS LOBSTER STRIKESTORM!
Snap Shot: (Australian Accent) CROC AND ROLL!
Laney and Snap Shot: BRAMBLE CRYSTAL ARROWSTORM!
Echo: LETS MAKE SOME NOISE! (Music Plays)
Lana and Echo: SUBZERO STORM BLAST!
The Gulper: GULPER CAN FLY!
Lola and The Gulper: FIRESTORM GULPING TRIDENT!
Dive Clops: LOOK OUT BELOW!
Lisa and Dive Clops: TECHNO SONAR MEGABLAST!
King Pen: STAY FROSTY!
Lily and King Pen: MAELSTROM PENGUIN SNOWBALL BARRAGE!
Punk Shock: AMP IT UP!
Me and Punk Shock: DRAGON THUNDERSTRIKE MEGABLAST!
Tidepool: (Australian Accent) IN A LEAGUE OF MY OWN!
Nico and Tidepool: OCEANUS INKSHOT MEGABLAST!
Grave Clobber: A WATERY GRAVY AWAITS!
Vince and Grave Clobber: CRYSTAL GRAVE SMASHING MAELSTROM!
Sunburn: ROAST AND TOAST!
Hugo and Sunburn: INCINERATING BOOKWORM BLAST!
Eruptor: BORN TO BURN!
Flynn and Eruptor: BOOM LAVABARF BLAST!
Ignitor: SLASH AND BURN!
Cali and Ignitor: FLYING FIRESTORM SLASH!
Flameslinger: LET THE FLAMES BEGIN!
Tessa and Flameslinger: DRAGONSTORM ARROW BARRAGE!
We fired waves of elemental and powerful energy and more and the blasts all hit Robin Food and his Hungry Men all over the place and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Flynn: BOOM! THAT WAS AWESOME!
Me: Time for some Final Smash power!
Cree: Lets do it!
Cree, Numbuhs 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and Lizzie: KIDS NEXT DOOR TEAMWORK MEGABLAST!
They fired waves of energy and the blasts slammed into Robin Food and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
The explosions knocked him and the Hungry Men down.
We grabbed him.
Robin Food: Alright. Throw me in jail. I know when I'm beat. But I'd like to give you a warning first.
Lizzie: And that would be?
Robin Food: Beware Numbuh 2's Grandmother. She has a dark agenda of her own.
Me: And we'll be ready for her. But no we aren't gonna throw you in jail. I have a much better idea. Instead of stealing from the young and giving it to the old, you can steal gold and money and food from the corrupted rich and greedy nobleman and people like that and give it all to the poor and to the homeless.
Robin Food: Hmm. You know that is much better. I like it. I feel like a new man. Thank you so much J.D. From now on my Hungry Men, we will only steal from the corrupted rich and the greedy and give it all to the poor and the homeless and to the children.
Me: Awesome! And you're welcome Robin Food.
Little Juan: Can we still keep the name Hungry Men?
Riku: Sure. That way, you'll stand out from Robin Hood and his pals.
We shook hands and Robin Food and his Hungry Men were off on their new cause.
The Masters of Evil came.
Cree: I'm sorry if your lunch got disrupted because of this.
Webstor: That's ok, Cree.
Firefly: Besides, I think BOTH of our lunches got disrupted because of this.
Maria: Would you guys like to have lunch with us to celebrate.
Leonard the Pig King: Well, I don't see why not.
We had a really good lunch and more.
Lizzie: (To the viewers) Never mess with the love of good lunch even if it's for the right cause.
Me: You got that right.
THE END
Another Awesome Codename Kids Next Door chapter done.
Robin Food is my favorite villain in Codename: Kids Next Door and it was so awesome that he was in every way like Robin Hood. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi and Omegahatchiyak12 gave me the ideas for this chapter. Thanks guys. Next up is the 4th Mysticons chapter and we're going to face an evil version of the redeemed Vexicon Eartha the Golem and it's gonna be an awesome battle. The Next DBZ Villain is Guldo and we're gonna give that little 4-eyed freak what for.
See you all tomorrow.
