In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, we were on an awesome island that was home to awesome piñatas and every creature was a living piñata and it was so awesome!
Piñata Island is the place the crepe paper creatures call home. Here you'll find lush emerald jungles, white sandy beaches, and inviting garden habitats. There are even new environments that haven't been discovered yet! You won't find it on a map, but its ideal location insures that a Piñata can reach any party on any continent.
Why is it that Piñata Island is the only place in the world Piñatas can be found? Even the Piñatas don't really know – but with so much happening in the garden, what with weird new Piñatas arriving all the time, crazed black-market Piñata poachers trying to muscle in on the factory's action, mysteries to solve, violent garden pests (referred to as "Sours") to contend with, and constant opportunities to dance - who has time to worry about it?
The only thing upon which these Piñatas can agree is that on Piñata Island, anything can happen…
Me: Wow! Look at this island.
Nico: Wow.
Agony: I can't believe we're on an island full of living pinatas.
Laney: This is amazing!
Lola: It sure is!
Naruto: Yeah!
Lily: It's so awesome being here.
Me: I think we're also the first humans ever to set foot here on this island.
Vince: I think so too.
With us was Hunter's friend from Brazil, Eloá Canto Gimenes. She is a 18 year old girl from Brazil, she has brunette ponytail, she has lime green eyes, square ears, roman nose, curved eyebrows, and tan skin as well. And has two emerald earrings on each ear. Wears a green and yellow Brazilian sports soccer shirt which has the coat of arms of Brazil, wears a black, green, and yellow yoga shorts. Wears white shoes with the color green and the coat of arms of Brazil, black sport gloves, and has powers of Wind, Earth, Amazon, and Horizon Release.
Me: It's awesome having with us Eloá.
Eloá: (Brazilian Accent) It's an honor J.D. Hunter told me so much about you and everything you've done for the world.
Hunter: (German Accent) Ja und we are not finished yet.
?: Hey wow!
A fox Piñata came to us. It was Paulie Pretztail, a fox Piñata.
Paulie: Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's such an honor to meet you guys. My name is Paulie Pretztail.
Me: It's a pleasure to meet you.
Paulie: It's really nice to meet you guys!
Me: Same here. Are we the first ever humans to visit Piñata Island?
Paulie: You sure are. Let me show you all around.
We followed Paulie and we walked around Piñata Island and it was a really awesome and really amazing place. We saw a lot of amazing Piñata's and really cool creatures. We also met all of Paulie's friends: Fergy Fudgehog, Franklin Fizzlybear, Hudson Horstachio, Ella Elephanilla, Les Galagoogoo, Tina and Teddington Twiggersnap, Fergy's boss and big time jerk Langston Lickatoad and many more.
Ash: There are lots of Pinata species like Pokemon.
May: And the names are a combination of animals and candy.
Nico: My kind of people.
Mary K.: I was just gonna say the same thing.
Maria: (to Ella) Ella, you and Leni are very similar.
Ella: I know. I'm similar to who now?
We laughed.
Fergy: You guys aren't here to get me launched are you?
Me: I don't think so. Why?
Fergy: Well you see, I hate being beaten by sticks and I am afraid that if I get launched, I'll die when I get beaten by sticks.
Pain-Yatta: I know how you feel Fergy. I may be a Piñata myself, but I don't like being beaten by sticks too.
Nico: Fergy, you're not gonna like this but I think you need to get over this fear of parties.
Fergy: What?! But I don't want to get busted open by a baseball bat!
Maria: But if you keep running from Langston, you're just making his job harder.
May: Why don't we have a shot at busting you open so you'll see it's not all bad?
Fergy: Are you trying to kill me?!
Reflector: No. Believe me, getting Hakaiied is much more worse then being busted open by a baseball bat.
Me: He's right. Also you piñata's live for being busted open at parties and all that. It's fun. Besides it won't hurt at all.
Hudson: J.D. is right Fergy. Being hit is not that bad. It's all for fun and for the candy we have.
Me: Yeah.
We got Fergy tied to a rope as he is hung from a tree.
Me: This won't hurt at all Fergy. Trust me.
I went over to Lola.
Me: Here Lola.
I handed her a red, orange and yellow Piñata stick.
Me: This is my lucky piñata smashing stick. I used this on my first Piñata I had at my birthday party when I was in Colorado. You are more than welcome to use it.
Lola: (Takes the stick) Thanks J.D.
Me: Smash him Lola.
Lola: With pleasure.
Lola put on a blindfold and she went up to Fergy.
Fergy: Oh fudge.
Lola then swung and smashed Fergy into a pile of paper!
SMASH!
We cheered for her! And to Fergy it didn't hurt at all.
Laney: Nice shot Lola!
Lola took off the blindfold and saw what she did to Fergy and it was awesome! He was loaded with all kinds of candy!
Lola: WHOA! THAT WAS AWESOME!
Me: Not bad Lola!
Langston: See, Fergy? That wasn't so scary, now, was it?
Fergy: No it wasn't. AWESOME! Thank you guys for helping me get over my fear.
Me: No problem Fergy.
Luna: This place is amazing.
Hudson: I'm glad you all came. We need your help to take down our number 1 enemy.
Me: Who is that?
Hudson: His name is Professor Pester.
Hudson went over his history.
Professor Lester Pester, or better known as Professor Pester or also simply known by his surname Pester, is the main antagonist of the Viva Piñata video games and the TV series. He is the diabolical leader of the Ruffians. In the TV series, he is also revealed to be the creator of the Sour Piñatas.
He was voiced by David Brimmer, who also played Zanramon in the 2003 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon series.
Professor Pester's name used to be Lester, but because of his evil planning Jardinero calls him Pester, a name Lester would take as his permanent first name.
He used to help Jardinero with his garden. He was originally named Lester before he ruined Jardinero's hard work, after he sent him after a legendary Dragonache tale. From then on, he was now known as Professor Pester, he even lured Jardinero's son by the name of Stardos into his lair to try a piece of sour candy which changed him into Dastardos.
Space Race
Pester kidnaps Hudson and takes him for 10,000 pieces of candy ransom.
She Stomps At Night
Pester tricks a Taffly to kidnap Ella, so that he can beat the candy out of her. However, she starts to stomp around, sleep walking, and Fergy and Paulie try to defeat the Taffly while making her avoid Pester's traps.
The Old Piñata's Home
Pester and his brutish goons try to kidnap the old Piñatas so he can beat the candy out of them. When the old piñatas are asleep, he and his goons try to sneak into the rooms, only for the piñatas to come out and beat him with their canes. He tries to run, and accidentally into a TV, which accidentally makes him fall through the home and into the river.
Slay 'em at the Sands
His funniest episode, Pester kidnaps a group of laughing Pieneas in his Pester Car. He tries to do comedic acts to make them laugh and "Split their sides". However, Paulie and Fergy come to the rescue, and Pester accidentally defeats himself in an attempt to make all the Pinatas "Split their sides".
Mission Impiñatable
A parody of Mission Impossible, Pester kidnaps Hudson and Fergy and his friends have to save him.
Pester's Party
Pester and his goons disguise as a "Normal Family". Pester uses his laptop to hack into the Cannonata to launch Paulie and Fergy into his "home", so he can bash the candy out of them. However, things go wrong as more Piñatas come. Soon discovering Pester, the villain flees.
Pester the Piñata
Pester accidentally loses his memory and thinks that he is a Piñata. He soon loses his memory again and thinks that he is actually a Ruffian.
The Great Gob Rush
Pester sets up some Golden Gobs filled with caramel so he can trap dumb Piñatas and bash the candy out of them. Fergy and company fall for his trap, but they soon escape after Pester's idiotic and nonsensical henchmen accidentally trap him and release the Piñatas.
Recipe for Disaster
Pester disguises as a cook again, and competes against Paulie and Fergy and Shirley to get an unlimited supply of candy. He fails, and Shirley manages to win.
We gasped in shock!
Me: He's nothing but trouble! Looks like we got here just in time to help bring him down.
Lincoln: And after that, me and Luna are gonna stay here forever.
First Aid: Lincoln, what do you mean that you and Luna are staying here after we take Pester down?!
Lincoln: We're sorry, guys. We had fun fighting alongside you all. But you have to admit. Aside from Pester, this island is very peaceful.
Luna: Plus, if we stay here, then we don't risk becoming like our Royal Defenders counterparts.
Hudson: Okay, I'm glad you think that about Pinata Island. But what about the good things you two have done for so many people over the years?
Lincoln: (bitterly) Oh, please. Everything good me and Luna have done is all because we acted recklessly without thinking. And in Gotham Royal York, it's one stressful thing after another.
Luna: Besides, name one heroic deed that we've done without being reckless.
Me: You guys have done so many heroic deeds. You took Lincoln to his first concert and you and Sam became girlfriends and you also helped Sam kill her evil uncle and stood up for all LGBT rights. That's a big achievement.
Fergy: That is big.
Hudson: But who are the Royal Defenders?
Me: They were a parallel universe version of us that essentially went bad. We found out about them a few weeks ago and went into war against them a few days ago and won against them. Saving their universe from their tyrannical oppression.
I went over everything about them and more and the piñatas were horrified!
Langston: That's awful that they are that dangerous!
Nico: No kidding. But we defeated them and put them in prison where they belong.
Me: Yep. But they are just like the Justice Lords. They were an alternate universe version of the Justice League.
Paulie: Man.
Naruto: Yeah.
Me: Also Luna not only that but you saved your brother from danger more times than anyone else in your family even before you got your powers. You saved him from bullies and even jerks that hurt him.
Lori: That's right and you being a guardian to Lincoln literally makes you more than a hero.
Luna: What does that make me?
Lori: A saint. You literally are the best sister for Lincoln.
Me: Well said Lori.
Eloá: Si.
Hunter: Ja.
Luna then broke down crying in happiness and she hugged Lincoln and Lincoln then cried hard in happiness too.
Me: Aww. Now we have to get ready. We're going to bring Pester down for good.
Teddington: You think Pester's bad? Wait until you see the Sour Piñatas!
Me: Oh boy. We better be ready for him. But if his Sour Piñatas are that dangerous then we're gonna need a plan.
Paulie: I like it.
Me: First we have to see what his Sours look like and then we'll have to see how dangerous they are. Lets head for his lair.
We were off to the lair of Professor Pester.
In the arid wastes of Piñata Island, we were at the evil lair of Professor Pester.
Nico: Okay I'll go in first and confront him.
Me: Okay. Be careful.
Nico then beamed into the lair.
Pester: Soon my plan will be complete.
Nico: I'm sure it will.
Pester saw him.
Pester: NICO CHAN!? What are you doing here?
Nico: What else? To stop you from hurting the Piñatas.
Pester: (smirks) I guess this is the part where you kill me, right?
Nico: And banish you to the Warp! (holds out hand) HAK-
Nico got cut off as I heard a growl. He turned around to see all 12 Sour Pinatas glaring at him ferociously.
Nico: (gulps) Um... nice Sours?
The Sour Mallowolf bites him on the butt.
CHOMP!
Nico screamed in pain as it took a chunk out of his butt and he teleported back.
Pester: Now uh... Where was I? Ah yes.
We were hiding behind the rocks near Pester's lair and Nico appeared.
Wood Man: You ok, Nico?
Nico: He has 12 Sour's in there and one of them bit me on my butt.
We saw a chunk of his butt ripped out.
Laney: YIKES!
Lana: Ouch. That's gonna hurt.
Lucy Loud: Yeah.
Dark Spicer and the Masters of Evil then appeared. We saw Dark Spicer, Vypra, King Hiss, Webstor, Leonard, Hydro Man, Shiv, Electro, Bane, Vexen, Firefly, Professor Calamitous and Ebon.
Vypra: It's not our turn so we're going to help you guys out.
Nico: Cool.
Dark Spicer: (to Nico) What happened to you?
Nico: One of Pester's pets bit me on the butt.
Blackfire: We'd rather not get into that.
Me: Yeah.
Lola: Let me and Protoman try.
Lola and Protoman dressed up as Girl Scouts and they went to the door and rang the bell and went in. Then they came running out screaming with the Sours following them and roaring ferociously. We saw them and they were ferocious creatures.
Me: Whoa! Those are ferocious creatures.
Nico: Yeah.
Lola and Protoman came back.
Lola: (angrily) I can't believe we just ran out of there!
Protoman: We didn't have a choice. If we want to take Pester down, we have to deal with the Sours first.
Me: Good idea. Lets do our entrance with confetti and wind.
Nico: Nice.
We got ready.
Inside his lair, Pester was almost ready.
But then a bunch of party blowers and a bunch of fountains of soda and confetti shot out of the ground and blasted soda and confetti all over the place and the cheering of a lot of people was heard. On a stage came us and we were ready for action!
Pester: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!? What are you all doing here!?
Me: What else Pester? To stop you. Your reign of terror will end now.
But then Beautiful Gorgeous, Jimbo, Dolph & Kearney and Comic Book Guy appeared.
Me: Comic Book Guy, Jimbo, Dolph & Kearney and Beautiful Gorgeous.
Jimbo: Yep.
Comic Book Guy: I see you are all here for taking Pester down as well.
Me: Indeed.
Beautiful Gorgeous: (to Lincoln) Don't tell me you and Luna are seriously ditching Gotham Royal York!
Lincoln: Nope. J.D. and the others convinced us that Gotham Royal York is our home.
Luna: But you have to admit. This island is lovely.
Jimbo: I don't blame you. This does look like a nice place to have a vacation.
Kearney: (smiles) I remember when I had my first birthday party with a piñata. Good times.
Laney: Really good times.
?: Those were good times huh?
A figure came out and it was THUNDERON from episodes 13 thru 17 of Lightspeed Rescue!
In response to Queen Bansheera's intolerance to his numerous failures to destroy the Lightspeed Rangers, Diabolico summons the aid of his three last and most powerful monsters: Demonite, Falkar, and Thunderon. Thunderon and his comrades took great pleasure in their given order to destroy the Power Rangers and took off to Mariner Bay to carry out their mission. Upon reaching on the hills, the three monster created unique feathers from their wings and unleashed them all over the city.
Eventually, their presence became known and they were greeted with the arrival of the Lightspeed Rangers. For Thunderon's first encounter with the Rangers, he battled both Kelsey and Dana, and was able to effortlessly overpower them with his immense strength. With the Rangers overwhelmed by the monsters, they revealed that the feathers they released into Mariner Bay were explosive feathers that would detonate in dark areas and that every feather would destroy the city at sunset. Undeterred, the rangers continued to fight, but were still not match for the might of Diabolico's strongest minions.
As sunset neared, the rangers attempted to fall back and Thunderon and the others demons perused. The Rangers managed to group them together use the Rescue Bird: Unilaser to defeat them, but they redirected the blasts back at the Rangers, greatly injuring them. Soon the Rangers were surrounded by the explosive feathers and were too damaged to escape, leaving Thunderon and his allies to enjoy their fate. At sunset, the feathers exploded one by one with the Rangers helpless to escape their blast until the entire array of feathers exploded and sent the Rangers crashing through the wall of a warehouse. Unable to fight anymore, the Rangers powered down and were left at the mercy of the demon, until Ryan arrived to aid the Rangers. Although Thunderon and his allies fought Ryan, he and his comrades were defeated and forced to retreat, assuring that they would return.
Thuderon, Demonite, and Falkar eventually returned and attacked the city once again and he fought the Rangers. The monsters revealed their trump card to the Rangers, a powerful Demonite clone provided by Diabolico and continued to pressure them, even redirecting the shots from their V-Lancers. The Rangers then retreated to aid Ryan who was fighting the clone but were soon caught. Carter Grayson threatened to destroy both Demonite and himself with his V-Lancer and Rescue Bird: Unilaser if he didn't call off his clone. However as Demonite attacked, Carter pulled the triggered and destroyed Demonite and nearly himself. Thunderon and Falkar were then present at the Lightspeed Megazord's fight with the revived and gigantic Demonite. When Demonite was defeated by the combined efforts of the Lightspeed Megazord and Supertrain Megazord, Thunderon and Falkar retreated.
The Rangers were again called to action to fight against Diabolico's monsters. Despite the loss of Demonite, Thunderon and Falkar were still able to overpower the Rangers, Thunderon even being able to briefly incapacitate them. However, they used the moment of ceasefire to their advantage and destroyed Thunderon with the Spectra Blast. Thunderon was then revived by Diabolico into a gigantic form and he battled alongside Falkar against the Supertrain Megazord. The two demons were about to finally defeated Rangers, but were attack and destroyed by the efforts of the Supertrain Megazord and Ryan's Max Solarzord. Thunderon and his fellow warriors were thought to be destroyed, but Diabolico carried the crystallized forms of his monsters, swearing to make them more powerful and destroy the Rangers once and for all.
In Mariner Bay, Diabolico encountered the Rangers in a brief fight. He then activated the three gems from earlier and combined the essence of Thunderon, Demonite, and Falkar into the super demon known as Troika. With all three of the monsters' power at his disposal, Troika effortlessly beat the Rangers, even able to avoid the Spectra Blast, and forced them to retreat. At the heart of Mariner Bay, Troika savagely attacked the city in order to draw out the Rangers. The Rangers arrived and fought Troika, but were still unable to defeat him.
With no other options, the Rangers activated their latest weapons, the Battle Booster. With the aid of the Battle Booster, the Rangers' new found increase in strength allowed them to damage and force Troika back, and they were able to finally defeat him with a final Booster Beam attack, putting an end to Diabolico's monster.
Carter Grayson: Thunderon!
Kelsey Winslow: Oh no!
Thunderon: Its been a long time rangers.
Me: I remember you! You were one of Diabolico's most powerful minions and you packed quite a wallop when you, Falkar and Demonite faced the Rangers. Not only that but all three of you came back as the fusion monster Troika and you three combined together really gave the rangers a run for their money.
Thunderon: That's right.
Vypra: Didn't I tell you he had a really good memory?
Thunderon: And you weren't kidding Mistress Vypra. Very impressive on him.
Me: Not to brag, but it's awesome. But before we take you down we're gonna have the Loud Kids face the Sour Piñatas.
Thunderon: Understood.
Nico: Good.
Thunderon: Is it true that Diabolico's going to be brought back?
Lucy: He is. I was the one who suggested him.
Thunderon: (smiles) Good to know. Shame I'm not gonna live long enough to see him again.
Me: Paulie, you guys are in for an awesome show.
Paulie: Awesome.
But then we heard purring and out came a bunch of little creatures. They were really the most common enemies of the Skylanders: CHOMPIES!
Chompies are one of the most common monsters in Skylanders series that are not very bright. They are green creatures that bark and yelp like dogs. They sometimes spawn from Chompy Pods or Root Runners, and by destroying them, the Chompies will stop appearing.
The rarest Chompy is the Purple Chompy that is only found one of the Heroic Challenges. Suprisingly, it is noted by Cali that they are not as bad as their green cousins, but despite that, Purple Chompies still attack the Skylanders.
In Skylanders: Trap Team, a Chompy and a Bone Chompy villain can be trapped.
Spyro: Uh oh! Chompies.
Linka: Oh they are so cute.
Linka went up to them.
Stealth Elf: Linka they are cute but really dangerous.
Linka: Oh I think they are adorable.
But then a chompy bit Linka in her leg and ripped out a chunk of her skin and she screamed in excruciating pain!
Me: Linka!
We went over and saw that the chompy really hurt her.
Me: OH SHIT! Look at the bite that chompy took out of her.
Nico: YIKES! That must've hurt!
Lori: Look at the teeth on those creatures.
We saw that they had razor sharp teeth.
Me: Whoa! They are like piranhas.
Spyro: Worse.
I fired lightning blasts at all the chompies and killed them.
Varie was healing Linka. She had a good chunk of her leg bitten off.
Orion: Victory will never be yours, Pester!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: S.P.D.!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the S.P.D. Rangers.
We powered up and went at them.
Battle 1: Lori and Leonard VS Sour Bonboon
Lori and Leonard the King Pig were facing the Sour Bonboon.
Adding one more face-puckering Pinata to the sour group, this visitor called the Sour Bonboon will pick fights as it visits your garden. You'll catch it whispering to piñata, who then attacks an innocent neighbor. This makes the Sour Bonboon quite the rabble-rouser. Once it has received an attitude adjustment from a member of the Syrupent family(a Syrupent, Twingersnap, or even better, a Fourheads), it will become a Bonboon and you'll get access to new visitors.
As a sour, it starts fights in your garden! If you tame it, it will put a stop to fights in your Garden by dancing.
In Viva Pinata Pocket Paradise, the Sour Bonboon will make pinatas unhappy!
Lori: This is literally one ugly freak.
Leonard: No kidding. Lets destroy it with our techniques and combo.
Lori: Right.
Lori: Try this one on. CELTIC WIND STYLE NINJA ART: SKYE BOAT SONG!
Lori floated into the air and green wind swirled around her as she sang the beautiful song Skye Boat Song by Rowena Taheny. It was a 19th Century song about the story of the famous journey of Prince Charles Edward Stuart who went from Benbecula to the Isle of Skye to evade capture from government troops after his defeat in the Battle of Culloden in 1746. The wind fired at the Sour Bondoon and it formed into the ship of Prince Charles Edward Stuart and it slammed into the Sour and smashed it all over.
Leonard: Awesome job Lori! Lets see how they like this one. HILLBILLY STYLE NINJA ART: SQUARE DANCE HILLBILLY BASH!
Leonard fired a wave of energy and it hit the Sour and made him dance crazily to that square dance song that Bugs Bunny did in Hillbilly Hare. It did all kinds of crazy this to him and pulverized him into pulp and more.
Lori: Now for the combo.
Lori and Leonard: MEAT STYLE NINJA ART: CARNIVOROUS STEAK TYRANNO STRIKE!
Lori and Leonard fired a massive wave of meat and it formed into a huge tyrannosaurus made of pure meat and it ate and killed the Sour like it was no big deal.
Leonard: Now that was a tasty technique.
Lori: Literally was.
Battle 2: Leni and King Hiss VS Sour Cocoadile
Leni and King Hiss were facing the Sour Cocoadile.
Leni: You totes give Piñatas a bad name!
King Hiss: I couldn't agree more. Lets get him with our techniques and a combo.
Leni: Totes ready for it. GRAVITY STYLE NINJA ART: BLACK HOLE BOMBSMASH!
Leni fired a ball of black energy and it slammed into the Sour and sucked in a bunch of stuff all around it and smashed into the Sour and crushed it all over.
King Hiss: This will poison you. VENOM STYLE NINJA ART: POISON BLAST ACID!
King Hiss fired a blast of poison and it burned the Sour all over like acid.
Leni and King Hiss: MIASMA STYLE NINJA ART: BLACK HOLE POISON FANG!
Leni and King Hiss fired a wave of red poison and energy and it slammed into the Sour and obliterated it and sucked it into another dimension.
Leni: That was a totes awesome victory.
King Hiss: Yeah.
Battle 3: Luna and Hydro Man VS Sour Crowla
Luna and Hydro Man were facing the Sour Crowla.
Luna: This dude is a bad piñata.
Hydro Man: You said it! Lets hit it with our techniques and a combo.
Luna: Rockin dude! How about this one? WATER STYLE NINJA ART: ONLY THE YOUNG!
Luna floated into the air as waves of water formed and swirled behind her and she was singing Only the Young by Journey.
Another night in any town
You can hear the thunder of their cry
Ahead of their time
They wonder why
In the shadows of a golden age
A generation waits for dawn
Brave carry on
Bold and the strong
Only the young can say
They're free to fly away
Sharing the same desires
Burning like wildfire
They are seeing through the promises
And all the lies they dare to tell
Is it heaven or hell?
They know very well
Only the young can say
They're free to fly away
Sharing the same desires
Burning like wildfire
Only the young can say
They're free to fly away
Sharing the same desires
Burning like wildfire
Only the young can say
Only the young can say (young can say)
Only the young can say
Only the young can say (young can say)
Only the young can say
A city made of pure water formed around her and she blasted the Sour all over the place with incredible power and drenched it.
Hydro Man: I love that song! Nice one Luna! Watch this one. Here's another one of my favorites. WATER STYLE NINJA ART: HIGHER LOVE!
Hydro Man floated into the air as water formed around him and swirled powerfully and he was singing Higher Love by Steve Winwood.
Think about it, there must be higher love
Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above
Without it, life is wasted time
Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine
Things look so bad everywhere
In this whole world, what is fair?
We walk blind and we try to see
Falling behind in what could be
Bring me a higher love
Bring me a higher love (oh oh)
Bring me a higher love
Where's that higher love I keep thinking of?
Worlds are turning and we're just hanging on
Facing our fear and standing out there alone
A yearning, and it's real to me
There must be someone who's feeling for me
Things look so bad everywhere
In this whole world, what is fair?
We walk blind and we try to see
Falling behind in what could be
Bring me a higher love
Bring me a higher love (oh oh)
Bring me a higher love
Where's that higher love I keep thinking of?
Bring me a higher love
Bring me a higher love (oh oh)
Bring be a higher love
I could rise above on a higher love
I will wait for it
I'm not too late for it
Until then, I'll sing my song
To cheer the night along (bring it)
I could light the night up with my soul on fire
I could make the sun shine from pure desire
Let me feel that love come over me
Let me feel how strong it could be
Oh oh oh
Bring me a higher love
Bring me a higher love (oh oh)
Bring me a higher love
Where's that higher love I keep thinking of?
Bring me a higher love
Bring me a higher love, oh oh (bring me)
Bring me a higher love (oh oh)
Bring me a higher love (oh oh)
Bring me a higher love
Bring me a higher love
Bring me a higher love (oh oh)
I said, bring me
Bring me a higher love
Bring me a higher love (oh oh oh)
Bring me a higher love (whoa whoa whoa)
(Bring me higher love) bring me a higher love, oh oh
(Bring me higher love) bring me a higher love (bring it on)
There's that love, bring me higher love
Bring me a higher love
Bring me a higher love (I said bring)
Bring me a higher love (oh yeah)
Bring me higher love
Bring me a higher love (higher, high, higher)
Bring me a higher love
Bring me a higher love
He fired blasts of water in the shapes of hearts and they slammed into the Sour and smashed him all over.
Luna: Rockin dude! Lets see how he likes out combo.
Luna and Hydro Man: MEGATSUNAMI STYLE NINJA ART: CHICUXLUB MEGATSUNAMI PUNCH!
Luna and Hydro Man fired a massive blast of water and it formed into a deadly fist and slammed into the Sour and obliterated it in a massive splash of water that packed the explosive power of the Chicxulub Asteroid Impact.
Luna: Rockin Victory!
Battle 4: Luan and Vypra VS Sour Lemmoning
Luan and Vypra were facing the Sour Lemmoning.
Luan: We're gonna Light this creature up. (Laughs) Get it?
Vypra: (Laughs) Good one. Lets use our techniques and a combo.
Luan: You got it. LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: AIN'T GOIN' DOWN 'TILL THE SUN COMES UP!
Luan floated into the air as beams of light in the 7 colors of the rainbow swirled and formed around her as she sang Ain't Goin' Down 'Till the Sun Comes Up by Garth Brooks.
Six o'clock on Friday evening
Momma doesn' t know she's leaving
'Til she hears the screen door slamming
Rubber squealin' gears a jamming
Local country station just a blaring on the radio
Pick him up at seven and they're headin' to the rodeo
Momma's on the front porch screamin' out her warning
Girl you better get your red head
Back in bed before the morning
Nine o'clock the show is ending
But the fun is just beginning
She knows he's anticipating
But she's gonna keep him waiting
Grab a bite to eat
And then they're heading to the honkey tonk
But loud crowds and line dancing
Just ain't what they really want
Drive out to the boondocks and park down by the creek
And where it's George Strait 'til real late
And dancing cheek to cheek
Ain't going down 'til the sun comes up
Ain't givin' in 'til they get enough
Going 'round the world in a pickup truck
Ain't goin' down 'til the sun comes up
Ten 'til twelve is wine and dancing
Midnight starts the hard romancing
One o'clock that truck is rocking
Two is coming, still no stopping
Break to check the clock at three
They're right on where they want to be
Four o'clock get up and going
Five o'clock that rooster's crowing
Ain't going down 'til the sun comes up
Ain't givin' in 'til they get enough
Going 'round the world in a pickup truck
Ain't goin' down 'til the sun comes up
Six o'clock on Saturday
Her folks don't know he's on his way
The stalls are clean, the horses fed
They say she's grounded 'til she's dead
Well here he comes around the bend
Slowing down, she's jumping in
Hey mom, you're daughter's gone
And there they go again
Ain't going down 'til the sun comes up
Ain't givin' in 'til they get enough
Going 'round the world in a pickup truck
Ain't goin' down 'til the sun comes up
Luan fired waves of light and they formed into horses of light and they slammed into the Sour and smashed it all over.
Vypra: Nice job Luan. Here's one of my favorites for Dark. TWILIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: KISS FROM A ROSE!
Vypra floated into the air as waves of light and darkness swirled around her and formed into a rose as she sang Kiss From a Rose by Seal.
There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea
You became the light on the dark side of me
Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill
But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?
Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
There is so much a man can tell you, so much he can say
You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain
Baby, to me, you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny
Won't you tell me, is that healthy, baby?
But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?
Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
And if I should fall, will it all go away?
I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
There is so much a man can tell you, so much he can say
You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain
To me, you're like a growing, addiction that I can't deny (yeah)
Won't you tell me, is that healthy, baby?
But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large, and the light that you shine can be seen?
Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
Yes I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you stranger it feels, yeah
And now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
Vypra fired the waves of light and darkness and they slammed into the sour and burned and smashed it all over the place and more.
Luan: Nice one Vypra! That's one of my favorites.
Vypra: Awesome. Lets use our combo.
Luan: Right.
Luan and Vypra: ECLIPSE STYLE NINJA ART: 1999 SOLAR ECLIPSE DARKRAY!
Luan and Vypra formed a ball of light and darkness and put them together into a Total Eclipse and it fired a beam of dark light and it slammed into the Sour and obliterated it.
Luan: Nice! That one really needed to Light up! (Laughs to rimshot) Get it?
Vypra: (Laughs) That was a good one.
Battle 5: Lynn and Shiv VS Sour Limeoceros
Lynn and Shiv were facing the Sour Limeoceros.
Lynn: Time for some burn time!
Shiv: Yeah! Lets do it! Our Techniques and a combo should do it.
Lynn: Lets do it. VOLCANO STYLE NINJA ART: VOLCANIC INFERNO OF MOUNT WILSHIRE!
Lynn fired a wave of lava and it formed into the deadly and fiery inferno of the volcanic eruption of the new volcano Mount Wilshire and it burned the Sour all over the place and really burned it.
Shiv: WHEW! Hot.
Lynn: Wait. Look.
The Sour then just incinerated into ashes in an instant because of the lava.
Shiv: Guess we'll have to use our combo against Pester.
Lynn: Yeah.
Battle 6: Lincoln and Electro VS Sour Macaracoon
Lincoln and Electro were facing the Sour Macaracoon.
Lincoln: Lets give this guy a SHOCKING buttkicking.
Electro: With pleasure. With our techniques and a combo.
Lincoln: Yeah! LIGHTNING STYLE NINJA ART: WHITE LIGHTNING!
Lincoln floated into the air as lightning flashed, flicked and swirled around him as he sang the famous song White Lightning by George Jones.
Well, in the North of Carolina, way back in the hills
Me and my old pappy and he had him a still
He brewed white lightnin' till the sun went down
And then you'd fill him a jug and he'd pass it around
Mighty, mighty pleasin', pappy's corn squeezin'
Ssh, white lightning
Well, the "G" men, "T" men, revenuers, too
Searchin' for the place where he made his brew
They were looking, tryin to book him, but my pappy kept on cookin'
Phoo, white lightning
Well, I asked my old pappy why he called his brew
White lightning 'stead of mountain dew
I took a little sip and right away I knew
As my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue
Lightning started flashin', thunder started clashin'
Fshhh, white lightnin'
Well, the "G" men, "T" men, revenuers, too
Searchin' for the place where he made his brew
They were looking, tryin to book him but my pappy kept on cookin'
Whshh, white lightning
Well, a city slicker came and he said "I'm tough"
I think I want to taste that powerful stuff
He took one s-slug and drank it right down
And I heard him a-moaning as he hit the ground
Mighty, mighty pleasin', your pappy's corn squeezin'
Sshoo, white lightning
The "G" men, "T" men, revenuers, too
Searchin' for the place where he made his brew
They were looking, tryin' to book him but my pappy kept on cookin'
Sshoo, white lightning
Lincoln fired a wave of lightning and it formed into the jug for White Lightning, the strongest form of alcohol in the world and it tastes like kerosene and it went into the Sour's mouth and he drank it and coughed up all the candy he had and puked it all out. It even electrocuted the Sour.
Electro: Awesome job! That's one of my dad's favorite songs from his past.
Lincoln: Cool!
Electro: Here's another one of my favorites. LIGHTNING STYLE NINJA ART: CHRISTE REDEMPTOR!
Electro floated into the air and lightning swirled around him as he began to sing Christe Redemptor by Paul Schwartz.
Christe redemptor omnium
Ex Patre Patris unice
Solus ante principium
Natus ineffabiliter
Memento, salutis Auctor
Quod nostri quondam corporis
Ex illibata virgine
Nascendo, formam sumpseris
Electro fired blasts of lightning and they formed into the Angels of God and they slammed into the Sour and electrocuted it all over the place.
Lincoln: Awesome job Max!
Electro: Thanks Lincoln: I may be a villain but I have always been a very religious and faithful person.
Lincoln: Awesome.
Lincoln and Electro: LIGHTNING STYLE NINJA ART: SATURNIAN LIGHTNING MEGABARRAGE!
Lincoln and Electro fired massive blasts of lightning and electrocuted the Sour all over and reduced it to ashes.
Lincoln: And electrifying victory.
Battle 7: Lucy and Webstor VS Sour Mallowolf
Lucy and Webstor were facing a Sour Mallowolf.
Lucy: This monster will know what darkness feels like.
Webstor: Lets use our techniques and combos on him.
Lucy: With pleasure. I'll start us off. Feel the darkness of the souls of the damned. NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA ART: GOD HELP ME!
Lucy floated into the air as dark souls from hell formed and swirled around her as she sang God Help Me by Rebecca St. James.
From the deep I cry
I am needing change in my life
I have let the cold creep in and lock my ability to feel (deeply)
Just now a shaft of light shot through my soul
Opening up the windows and the doors
Reaching to the corners and my flaws
Showing my need
I'm running out of time to live
Running out of love to give
Running out of life within
God help me
I don't care who stares
Never want to be what I have been again
Grace has taken over and drawn me in and I am embracing it
Cause now I see Your light drawing me close
Overwhelming love I don't deserve
But I'll take the hope You bring, You hold it out to me
Without You
I'm running out of time to live
Running out of love to give
Running out of life within
God help me
I'm running out of time to live
Running out of love to give
Running out of life within
God help me
Lucy fired the souls of evil and they slammed into the Sour and it was roaring and screaming in pain.
Webstor: Nice one. Watch this one. SPIDER STYLE NINJA ART: BLACK WIDOW BITEBLAST!
Webstor fired a blast of black energy from his mouth and it slammed into the Sour and poisoned it all over.
Lucy: Now for this one.
Lucy and Webstor: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: DARKFIRE DRAGON BLAST!
Lucy and Webstor fired a wave of darkness fire and it formed into a dragon and it slammed into the Sour and incinerated it into nothing.
Lucy: Darkness wins again.
Battle 8: Laney and Bane VS Sour Profitamole
Laney and Bane were facing the Sour Profitamole.
Laney: This is gonna be really good.
Bane: (Spanish Accent) Si. Lets use our techniques and then a combo.
Laney: Lets do it. Lets see how this Sour likes this one. NATURE STYLE NINJA ART: SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW!
Laney floated into the air as leaves, flowers and rainbows swirled around her as she sang Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwo'ole's song Somewhere Over the Rainbow.
Ooh
Ooh
Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high
There's a land that I heard of once in a lullaby, I
Oh, somewhere over the rainbow skies are blue
Clouds high over the rainbow, makes all your dreams come true, ooh
Someday I'll wish upon a star
Wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where trouble melts like lemon drops
High above the chimney top
That's where you'll find me, oh
Somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds fly
Birds fly over the rainbow
Oh why, oh why can't I? I
I see trees of green and red roses too
I'll watch then bloom just for me and you
And I think to myself
Oh, what a wonderful world
I see skies of blue, clouds of white
The brightness of day, the dark, say goodnight
And I think to myself
Oh, what a wonderful world
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people passing by
I see friends shakin' hands saying, "How's it? How you?"
They're really saying, "I love you"
I hear babies cry and I'd watch them grow
They'll learn much more than we'll know
And I think to myself
Oh, what a wonderful world
I think to myself, yes
What a wonderful world
I think to myself, yeah
What a wonderful world
Ah-ooh
Oh, what a wonderful world it is
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, na, na, mama
Yeah, yeah, aloha
Laney fired the waves of flowers, leaves and rainbows and they slammed into the Sour and pulverized and shredded it all over the place.
Bane: Well done Laney! Here's one of my favorites from Enrique Iglesias. NATURE STYLE NINJA ART: RHYTHM DIVINE!
Bane floated into the air as leaves, birds and hearts formed and swirled around him as he sang Rhythm Divine by Enrique Iglesias.
From the coast of Ipanema
To the Island of Capri
All the way to Guadeloupe
I will follow you wherever you may be
From the moment I first saw you
Knew my heart could not be free
Have to hold you in my arms now
There can never be another for me
All I need is the rhythm divine
Lost in the music, your heart will be mine
All I need is to look in your eyes
Viva la musica, say you'll be mine
Can you feel the heat of passion?
Can you taste our love's sweet wine
Join the dance and let it happen
Put tomorrow's cares right out of your mind
As the music drives you closer
And you fall under my spell
I will catch you in my arms now
Where the night will take us no one can tell
All I need is the rhythm divine
Lost in the music, your heart will be mine
All I need is to look in your eyes
Viva la musica, say you'll be mine
Gotta have this feeling forever
Gotta live this moment together
Nothing else matters just you and the night
Follow on the wings of desire
Now the rhythm's taking you higher
No one can stop us from having it all
You are my heart you are my soul
All I need it the rhythm divine
Lost in the music, your hear will be mine
All I need is to look in your eyes
Viva la musica, say you'll be mine
All I need it the rhythm divine
Lost in the music, your heart will be mine
All I need is to look in your eyes
Viva la musica, say you'll be mine
Can you feel the rhythm
Can you feel the rhythm
Can you feel the rhythm, burning, burning
Can you feel the rhythm
Can you feel the rhythm
Can you feel the rhythm, burning, burning
Can you feel the rhythm
Can you feel the rhythm
Can you feel the rhythm, burning, burning
Can you feel the rhythm
Can you feel the rhythm
Can you feel the rhythm, burning, burning
The leaves, birds and nature slammed into the Sour and cut it all over the place.
Laney: Awesome song! Love that one.
Bane: Gracias.
Laney and Bane: NATURE STYLE NINJA ART: SMASHING FIST OBLITERATOR!
Laney and Bane fired a fist made of plants and it smashed into the Sour and obliterated it into nothing.
Laney: Awesome!
Battle 9: Lana and Vexen VS Sour S'morepion
Lana and Vexen were facing a Sour S'Morepion.
Lana: Time for a Subzero battle.
Vexen: Lets use our techniques and a combo for him Lana.
Lana: Got it. ICE STYLE NINJA ART: THE WOLF AND THE MOON!
Lana floated into the air as snow and ice swirled around her and she pulled out a flute and began playing The Wolf and the Moon by Brunuhville and it showed the beautiful sights and sounds of the power of the wolf. Lana fired a wave of ice and snow and it formed into a pack of wolves and it slammed into the Sour and froze it in a block of ice.
Vexen: Awesome job Lana! You are very talented with the flute.
Lana: Lincoln and Laney have been giving me lessons.
Vexen: I see. Watch this one. ICE STYLE NINJA ART: ANGEL OF THE WOLF!
Vexen fired a wave of ice and it formed into an awesome angel and the angel had a wolf running beside her and they both slammed into the sour and froze it more.
Lana: Awesome job Vexen!
Vexen: Thanks. Lets see how he likes our combo.
Lana and Vexen: ICE STYLE NINJA ART: WALPURGISNACHT!
Lana and Vexen floated into the air as snow and ice formed around them and they were singing Walpurgisnacht by Faun.
In den Abendhimmel steigen
Heute Nacht die Zauberweisen
Wildes Volk und Liliths Art
Lauernd Winde heimlich fahrt
Lasst uns zu den Feuern streifen
Raunend nach den Sternen greifen
Gutes und auch böses Wort
Tragen wir heut' fort und fort
In den Weiden werden unsere Träume klingen
Und die Winde werden unsre Lieder singen
Lasst uns mit den Funken übers Feuer springen
In der Walpurgisnacht!
Hört die Geigen, hört die Geigen
(Hey yo)
Die Feuer sind entfacht!
(Hey yo)
Folgt dem Reigen, folgt dem Reigen
In der Walpurgisnacht
Ungestüm im Spiel der Geigen
Dreht sich unser nächtlich' Reigen
Und wir treten wild und frei
Diesem alten Zauber bei
Einmal nur im großen Kreise
Tanzen wir auf jene Weise
Bis das erste Morgenlicht
Unser Traumgewebe bricht
In den Weiden werden unsere Träume klingen
Und die Winde werden unsre Lieder singen
Lasst uns mit den Funken übers Feuer springen
In der Walpurgisnacht!
Hört die Geigen, hört die Geigen
(Hey yo)
Die Feuer sind entfacht!
(Hey yo)
Folgt dem Reigen, folgt dem Reigen
In der Walpurgisnacht
Hört die Geigen, hört die Geigen
(Hey yo)
Die Feuer sind entfacht!
(Hey yo)
Folgt dem Reigen, folgt dem Reigen
In der Walpurgisnacht
They fired waves of ice and they formed into Pegan Dancers and the deities of Walpurgisnacht from German Lore and they slammed into the Sour and froze him and shattered him into a million pieces.
Vexen: Nice job Lana!
Lana: Hunter got me into the German song craze and it's awesome.
Battle 10: Lola and Firefly VS Sour Shellybean
Lola and Firefly were facing the Sour Shellybean.
Lola: This is gonna be a burning battle.
Firefly: Yeah! Lets burn with our combos and techniques!
Lola: Lets do it. FIRESTORM STYLE NINJA ART: THE VOICE!
Lola floated into the air as fire swirled all around her and she began singing the famous song The Voice by Lisa Kelly of Celtic Women.
I hear your voice on the wind
And I here you call out my name
"Listen my child, " you say to me
"I am the voice of your history
Be not afraid, come follow me
Answer my call and I'll set you free"
I am the voice in the wind and the pouring rain
I am the voice of your hunger and pain
I am the voice that always is calling you
I am the voice, I will remain
I am the voice in the fields when the summer's gone
The dance of the leaves when the autumn winds blow
Ne'er do I sleep throughout all the cold winter long
I am the force that in springtime will grow
I am the voice of the past that will always be
Filled with my sorrow and blood in my fields
I am the voice of the future
Bring me your peace
Bring me your peace and my wounds, they will heal
I am the voice in the wind and the pouring rain
I am the voice of your hunger and pain
I am the voice that always is calling you
I am the voice
I am the voice in the past that will always be
I am the voice of your hunger and pain
I am the voice of the future
I am the voice
I am the voice
I am the voice
I am the voice
Lola fired waves of fire and they formed into wolves, bears, lions and Gorillas and they smashed into the Sour and burned it all over the place.
Firefly: Nice one Lola! Great song.
Lola: Thanks Garfield.
Firefly: Watch this one. FIRESTORM STYLE NINJA ART: ANVIL CHORUS!
Firefly floated into the air and the famous song by Giuseppe Verdi, The Anvil Chorus played and he rained down super heavy anvils made of pure fire onto the Sour and they crushed it and burned it all over the place with incredible fury.
Lola: Nice one!
Firefly: Thanks.
Lola and Firefly: INFERNO STYLE NINJA ART: INCINERATION OF THE MAD SAUROPOD!
Lola and Firefly punched the ground and then the Mad Sauropod exploded out of the ground as it was roaring in pain as it was burning in a vortex of fire as it was roaring insanely with its mind destroyed. The Sour burned with it as they both were incinerated into dust.
Firefly: That scene from Primal will forever haunt me. I can't believe that a gentle giant like a sauropod would turn into such a terrible monster because of a super disease.
Lola: No kidding. I watched that show with Aylene a couple of days ago and she hadn't stop crying for days. She was so terrified of how that Sauropod became that.
Firefly: I don't blame her.
Lola: She hasn't come out of her room for three days now.
Firefly: Poor thing. I hope she gets better.
Lola: Be too.
Battle 11: Lisa and Calamitous VS Sour Sherbat
Lisa and Calamitous were facing the Sour Sherbat.
Lisa Loud: This is gonna be a most rather enjoyable and amazing fight.
Calamitous: Indeed. Lets use our techniques and combo on this foul beast.
Lisa Loud: With pleasure. TECHNO STYLE NINJA ART: I LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE!
Lisa floated into the air and gears swirled and spun around her as she was singing I Love The Way You Lie by Eminem.
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that's alright, because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
Well that's alright, because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I can't tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now there's a steel knife, in my windpipe
I can't breathe, but I still fight, while I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right, it's like I'm in flight
High off of love drunk from my hate
It's like I'm huffing paint and I love her the more I suffer
I suffocate and right before I'm about to drown
She resuscitates me, she fucking hates me
And I love it, wait
Where you going? I'm leaving you
No you ain't, come back
We're running right back, here we go again
It's so insane 'cause when it's going good, it's going great
I'm Superman, with the wind at his back, she's Lois Lane
But when it's bad, it's awful
I feel so ashamed, I snapped, who's that dude?
I don't even know his name, I laid hands on her
I'll never stoop so low again, I guess I don't know my own strength
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that's alright, because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
Well that's alright, because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
You ever love somebody so much
You can barely breathe, when you're with them, you meet
And neither one of you, even know what hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling, yeah them chills, used to get 'em
Now you're getting fucking sick, of looking at 'em
You swore you've never hit 'em, never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each other's face,
Spewing venom in your words, when you spit 'em
You push, pull each other's hair, scratch, claw, bit 'em
Throw 'em down, pin 'em, so lost in the moments, when you're in 'em
It's the rage that took over it controls you both
So they say it's best, to go your separate ways
Guess that they don't know ya 'cause today, that was yesterday
Yesterday is over, it's a different day
Sound like broken records, playin' over, but you promised her
Next time you'll show restraint
You don't get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game, but you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave
Out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright, because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
Now I know we said things, did things
That we didn't mean and we fall back into the same patterns
Same routine, but your temper's just as bad, as mine is
You're the same as me, when it comes to love, you're just as blinded
Baby please come back, it wasn't you
Baby it was me, maybe our relationship isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens When a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is I love you too much, to walk away now
Come inside, pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity, in my voice when I talk?
Told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed, I'll aim my fist at the dry wall
Next time, there will be no next time
I apologize even though I know it's lies
I'm tired of the games, I just want her back, I know I'm a liar
If she ever tries to fucking leave again
I'm a tie her to the bed and set this house on fire
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright, because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
Lisa fired gears and energy and the blasts hit the sour and burned it all over the place.
Calamitous: Nice job Lisa!
Lisa Loud: Thank you. Eminem is one of my favorite Rap singers.
Calamitous: I can see that. How about this one? TECHNO STYLE NINJA ART: GEARFIRE BARRAGE STORM!
Calamitous fired waves of gears and they slammed into the Sour all over and exploded.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Lisa Loud: Most impressive.
Calamitous: Thank you.
Lisa and Calamitous: TECHNO STYLE NINJA ART: DEAD MAN'S CURVE!
Lisa and Calamitous floated into the air and gears swirled and spun around as they sang Dead Man's Curve by Jan & Dean.
I was cruisin' in my Stingray late one night
When an XKE pulled up on the right
He rolled down the window of his shiny new Jag
And challenged me then and there to a drag
I said "You're on buddy - my mill's running fine
Let's come off the line now at Sunset and Vine
But I'll go you one better, if you've got the nerve
Let's race all the way - to Dead Man's Curve"
is no place to play
(Dead Man's Curve) you'd best keep away
(Dead Man's Curve) I can hear 'em say
"Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve"
The street was deserted late Friday night
We were buggin' each other while we sat out the light
We both popped the clutch when the light turned green
You shoulda heard the whine from my screamin' machine!
I flew past La Brea, Schwab's and Crescent Heights
And all the Jag could see were my six taillights
He passed me at Doheny then I started to swerve
But I pulled her out and there we were - at Dead Man's Curve
is no place to play
(Dead Man's Curve... )
"Well, the last thing I remember, Doc
I started to swerve
And then I saw the Jag slide into the curve
I know I'll never forget that horrible sight
I guess I found out for myself that everyone was right"
Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve
is no place to play
(Dead Man's Curve) you'd best keep away
(Dead Man's Curve) I can hear 'em say
"Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve"
is no place to play
(Dead Man's Curve) you'd best keep away
(Dead Man's Curve) I can hear 'em say
"Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve"
They fired a wave of gears and it formed into a Jaguar XKE and it swerved and smashed into the Sour and exploded into flames and killed it.
Lisa Loud: A smashing victory.
Battle 12: Lily and Ebon VS Sour Smelba
Lily and Ebon were facing a Sour Smelba.
Lily: Lets make this sour freak mush.
Ebon: With pleasure. Lets use our techniques and a combo.
Lily: Right. Here's a good one. NAUTICAL STYLE NINJA ART: DRUNKEN SAILOR!
Lily floated into the air and waves of glowing water swirled around her as she sang Drunken Sailor by the Irish Rovers.
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Lily fired a wave of water and it formed into a ship and it slammed into the sour and smashed it into pulp.
Ebon: Nice one. Here's a sea shanty I learned from my past. NAUTICAL STYLE NINJA ART: SAILING OVER THE DOGGER BANK!
Ebon floated into the air and water swirled around him as he was singing the sea shanty Sailing Over the Dogger Bank.
Sailin' over the Dogger Bank:
Oh, wasn't it a treat?
Wind a-blowing east-nor'-east,
We had to give a sheet!
You ought to see us runnin'
The wind a-blowin' free,
On a passage from the Dogger Bank
To gray Grimsby.
Watch out, twigger,
She's a proper ju-be-ju.
Give 'er a sheet and let her rip
We're the boys to pull her through!
You ought to see us runnin',
The wind a-blowin' free,
On a passage from the Dogger Bank
To gray Grimsby!
Our captain he's a Shanghai roush,
He loves a pint of good ale.
Our mate he is a road stone-inspector
Been seen in many's a jail.
Our third mate he's a bush ranger,
He comes from the African Isle.
And take a look at our old cook
It gets the bugger wild!
Watch out, twigger,
She's a proper ju-be-ju.
Give 'er a sheet and let her rip
We're the boys to pull her through!
You ought to see us runnin',
The wind a-blowin' free,
On a passage from the Dogger Bank
To gray Grimsby!
Watch out, twigger,
As down the street she came.
High heels and painted toes,
Jenny is on the game.
Jenny is one of your flash girls,
Can't she cut a shine?
She can do the double shuffle
On the Knickerbocker line!
Watch out, twigger,
She's a proper ju-be-ju.
Give 'er a sheet and let her rip
We're the boys to pull her through!
You ought to see us runnin',
The wind a-blowin' free,
On a passage from the Dogger Bank
To gray Grimsby!
We are the boys to make a noise
When we come home from sea.
We get right drunk,
We roll on the floor,
We have a jubilee- Eee!
We get right drunk and full of beer,
We roll all over the floor,
And when our rent it is all spent
We go to sea for more.
Watch out, twigger,
She's a proper ju-be-ju.
Give 'er a sheet and let her rip
We're the boys to pull her through!
You ought to see us runnin',
The wind a-blowin' free,
On a passage from the Dogger Bank
To gray Grimsby!
Ebon fired a wave of water and it formed into a ship and it smashed the Sour all over.
Lily: Nice one Ebon!
Ebon: Thanks Lily.
Lily and Ebon: WHIRLPOOL STYLE NINJA ART: DARKNESS MAELSTROM TYPHOON!
Lily and Ebon fired waves of glowing water and darkness and it formed into a deadly black whirlpool and sucked in the sour and it sent it to hell.
Lily: Nice one.
Battle 13: Beautiful Gorgeous
Rita, Stormy Weather and Protoman were facing Beautiful Gorgeous.
Rita: This is our first fight with you.
Beautiful Gorgeous: It sure is Rita. This is gonna be good.
Stormy Weather: It sure is. It's gonna be awesome facing you.
Protoman: Yeah! This is gonna be fun.
Beautiful Gorgeous: Lets do it.
Beautiful Gorgeous called out her Pokemon. She had a Primarina, Galarian Rapidash and Alolan Ninetales.
Rita: Wow! A Primarina and an Alolan Ninetales. But I never saw a Rapidash like that one.
Beautiful Gorgeous: It's a Galarian Rapidash. They are a Psychic Element Pokemon instead of a fire element.
Stormy Weather: Wow! That's interesting.
Protoman: Great selection.
Beautiful Gorgeous: Thank you.
They went at Beautiful and fired waves of lightning and energy and the blasts hit her and her Pokemon and electrocuted her and Rita stretched her arm far and smashed her fist into the back of Beautiful's head and knocked her out.
Rita: Nice one.
Battle 14: Thunderon
Nico and the Megaforce Rangers were facing Thunderon.
Thunderon just ate a Sour Candy left behind by the Sour Shellybean.
Fergy: How can you ate that Sour Candy and like it?!
Thunderon: Because I'm a demon. So my taste buds are different then a human's.
Nico: He's right. Lets do this.
Nico and the Megaforce Rangers blasted him all over with energy and he fell to the ground and exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: Thunderon you have failed this world.
Battle 15: Comic Book Guy
Whitney, Plant Man and Wood Man were facing Comic Book Guy.
Whitney: This is gonna be awesome.
Comic Book Guy: Lets do this.
Wood Man: Lets.
Plant Man: With pleasure.
Comic Book Guy called out his Pokemon and Whitney and team went at him and smashed and pulverized him and his Pokemon all over and knocked him out.
Whitney: Good battle.
Battle 16: Jimbo, Dolph & Kearney
Sam S.L., Blackfire and Mewtwo were facing the Bully Trio.
Sam S.L.: Lets dance.
Blackfire: Yeah.
Mewtwo: Bring it.
Bully Trio: Bring it.
They called out their Pokemon and Sam and her group went at them and smashed them all over and knocked them out.
Sam S.L.: Awesome.
Battle 17: Professor Pester
We regrouped and we were facing Professor Pester.
Me: It's over for you Pester. Now we smash you into pulp.
We went at him and pulverized and smashed him all over with incredible fury and more and punched, kicked, and smashed him with sticks and more. The Piñatas smashed him all over with sticks and more. Junda and Kelvedran smashed and pulverized him all over the place.
Kipo: Try this one on! HORIZON STYLE NINJA ART: DRIVE SESSIONS 8!
Kipo fired a wave of wind and it played the awesome acoustic song Drive Sessions 8 and blew Pester all over.
Eloá: And this one: HORIZON STYLE NINJA ART: HORIZON!
Eloá fired a wave of sunset energy and it formed into an awesome ocean and sunset and it smashed into Pester and smashed and drenched him all over.
Eloá: And try these on! AMAZON STYLE NINJA ARTS: AMAZON RAINFOREST, GREEN ANACONDA and EMPEROR TAMARIN!
Eloá fired a wave of green energy, leaves and water and it formed into the creatures and beauty of the Amazon Rainforest, the terror of the Green Anaconda and the grace and swiftness of the Emperor Tamarin and they smashed into Pester and knocked him around with intense fury.
Ronnie Anne: AWESOME! Watch this one. AMAZON STYLE NINJA ART: INCA EMPIRE!
Ronnie Anne fired a wave of leaves and water and it formed into the awesome Incan Empire and it threw spears and knives and slashed and cut Pester all over.
Shiv: Try this one! LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: BLADE DANCE SHOWER SLASH!
Shiv fired blades of light from his arms and slashed Pester all over the place at an incredible level.
Ronnie Anne: Lets do a combo technique with you Eloá.
Eloá: Lets do it!
Eloá, Ronnie Anne, Maria Santiago, Arturo Santiago, Syd Chang, Bobby, Carlota, Carl, Carlitos, Rosa and Hector: BRAZIL STYLE NINJA ART: CARNIVAL SALSA BLAST!
They fired waves of green, yellow, white and blue energy and it formed into the awesome and hot dancers of the Brazilian Carnival and they danced and smashed and blasted Pester all over the place.
Girl Jordan: Try this one! DRAGON STYLE NINJA ART: MAELSTROM DRAGON WHIRLPOOL!
Girl Jordan fired a wave of water and it formed into a deadly dragon of water and it slammed into Pester and smashed him around in a whirlpool.
Vambre: (British Accent) Lets show him what it's like to be a piñata!
Girl Jordan: With pleasure.
Announcer: PIÑATA MAGISWORD!
Vambre turned Pester into a Piñata.
Pester: GET ME OUT OF THIS THING NOW!
Dark Spicer: (To Pester) Here's Your warning: WE'RE GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING ASS INTO PAPER SHREDS!
Vambre: Yeah!
Announcer: TOMATO MAGISWORD!
Vambre had her first Magisword ready.
Announcer: RUBBER SPIKY MAGISWORD!
Girl Jordan had said Magisword ready.
Vambre and Girl Jordan: SUPER TEAMWORK COMBO: CARNAGE SLEDGEHAMMER SMASH!
Their Magiswords turned into a deadly hammer covered in spikes and they smashed Pester with incredible force and he crashed into the wall completely covered in tomato sauce that looked like blood.
Prohyas: Lets make him smell like death Lincoln.
Lincoln: Yeah got it!
Announcer: CURSED GARLIC MAGISWORD!
Prohyas had said Magisword ready.
Announce: CHEESE MAGISWORD!
Lincoln had said Magisword ready.
Prohyas and Lincoln: SUPER TEAMWORK COMBO: LIMBURGER CHEESE STINK JUICE!
Prohyas and Lincoln fired blasts of garlic and limburger cheese stench and they hit Pester and he smelled horrible! He smelled worse than the rear end of a skunk drenched in Limburger Cheese Extract!
(FOGHORN)
Lana: COOL! He smells really good.
Simone: He does to you but not to anyone else. Lets get him.
Announcer: DIRT MAGISWORD!
Lana had said Magisword ready.
Announcer: RAINCLOUD MAGISWORD!
Simone had said Magisword ready.
Simone and Lana: SUPER TEAMWORK COMBO: MUD TSUNAMI!
They fired a massive wave of mud and dirt and it covered Pester and it was gross.
First Aid: Lets do it guys!
Ash: Yeah!
Ash's Pikachu: PIKACHU!
First Aid used the Autobot Cyber Planet Key and Ash used the Pokemon Cyber Planet Key. They enhanced First Aid's Narrow Laser and Ash & Pikachu's lightning powers 100-fold.
Reflector used the Earth Cyber Planet key and Agony used the Animatron Cyber Planet key. They enhanced Reflector's Light Blind Ray and Agony's symbiote powers 100-fold.
First Aid and Ash: THUNDER LASER BLAST!
First Aid fired a laser blast and Ash and his Pikachu fired a lightning blast.
Reflector and Agony: AGONIZING LIGHT BLIND BEAMSTRIKE!
Reflector fired a blast of light and Agony fired beams of energy
Beast Morphers and S.P.D. Rangers: RESCUING SPIRIT ANIMAL BLAST!
The Beast Morphers and S.P.D. Rangers fired blasted of energy and animal spirit power.
Loud Kids and Life Skylanders: ELEMENTAL LIFE BLAST MEGABLAST!
The Loud Kids fired elemental energy blasts and the Life Skylanders fired life blasts.
The blasts all slammed into Pester and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Lynn and Shiv: VOLCANIC LIGHTBLADE DANCE STORM!
Lynn and Shiv fired blades of lava and light and they slammed into Pester and slashed him all over at an incredible level and it hurt like hell.
Me: Now for some seriously painful Final Smashes.
Ronnie Anne: Lets do it!
Casagrande's: MEXICO FIRESTORM BLAST!
The Casagrande's fired waves of red, white and green energy and it formed into an eagle.
Piñatas: VIVA PIÑATA CANDY MEGABLAST!
The Piñatas fired waves of energy and they formed into candy.
The blasts slammed into Pester and his whole lair exploded in a massive explosion of fire and candy.
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
Candy was raining down all over the island and we slapped the cuffs on Pester.
Nico: (to Pester) You know what? Instead of you going to the Warp, you're going to the Antarctica prison instead!
Me: We haven't sent any criminals there in a while.
Pester: You will pay for this. I HAVE NO REGRETS!
I snapped my fingers and beamed him there.
Me: Now he does. And he regrets meeting us.
Hudson: Well, Pester's finally gone for good!
Fergy: This calls for a celebration!
Ronnie Anne: Right on!
May: (to the Masters of Evil) You guys wanna come to the party?
Beautiful Gorgeous: Sure. It does sound interesting.
Comic Book Guy: As long as there's actual pinata candy.
Dolph: (to Comic Book Guy) Dude, you better not ate all the food!
We then started an awesome party and we had dancing and food and more. It was awesome!
Ronnie Anne: (To the viewers) Piñatas are so much fun. But being in a world of piñatas is awesome and more. Smash open piñatas at your birthday and have fun.
Me: You said it.
Pester was sentenced to spend life in the Antarctica Prison without parole. Piñata Island is now one of our new vacation spots.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
Viva Piñata is one of my my favorite shows and Nico got me into it. It's based on a video game that I didn't play but it is so awesome! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi and Omegahatchiyak12 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Get ready for another awesome and high-flying adventure in the world of Atmos as we take down Master Cyclonis's 2nd in command Dark Ace. it's gonna be a deadly battle as we shake all of Atmos with this battle.
See you all tomorrow.
