In the Ponyville Bakery, I was helping Pinkie Pie get a cake ready for delivery to a birthday party in the heart of the city. It was for a client that Luan was entertaining.

Pinkie Pie: Thanks for helping me deliver this cake J.D.

Me: Anytime Pinkie. Luan will love this cake.

Pinkie Pie: She sure will.

Me: Well I'm off.

I had the cake with me and went to the party Luan was at. Got it there perfectly.

Luan: Thanks J.D.

Me: Anytime Luan. See you back at home.

Luan: Yep.

I went back to the estate.


Later as we were watching TV and reading books, the Doorbell rang.

Gwen T.: I'll get that.

Gwen went to the door and she answered it and saw that there was a package on the doorstep. She opened it and saw that it was full of jars of anti-aging cream.

Gwen T.: Anti-Aging Cream? Wonder what this is for.

She went to the couch and sat down. Gwen just rubbed some of the strange cream on her face when she suddenly doubled over in pain.

Stalker: Gwen! Are you alright?!

Me: What's wrong!?

But then we saw her undergo a transformation. She shrank down and her hair got shorter and her clothes got loose. She was now back to what she was when she was 10 years old!

Me: Whoa!

Gwen T.: (Younger Voice) What happened?

Me: Well see for yourself.

I formed a mirror and Gwen saw herself as a 10 year old girl again and she gasped!

Gwen T.: Whoa!

Tarzan: Gwen! You're 10 years old again!

Gwen T.: Wow! I sure am.

I looked at the jar.

Me: Anti-Aging Cream? Wonder where this came from?

Nico: No idea. But usually that stuff is used for getting rid of wrinkles.

Max: I missed seeing you at 10 years old Gwen.

Ben: Same here.

Riley: I always wondered what you looked like as a 10-year-old kid Gwen.

Me: Is this when you started out in helping out Ben when he got the Omnitrix?

Gwen T.: It sure is.

Sarah Gunnerson: Wow. That's cool. Let me try some of that stuff.

Kari: Same here.

Alexis: Yeah.

They tried some of the cream and they too doubled over in pain. They got shorter and their clothes got loose. Kari looked like as she was when she started out as a Digidestined, Sarah looked like she was 5-years old and Alexis looked like she was 10-years-old.

Me: Whoa! This stuff is incredible.

Kari: (Younger voice) How do we look?

Me: See for yourselves.

I showed them a mirror and they were shocked and amazed.

Sarah Gunnerson: (Younger voice) Wow! We look amazing!

Alexis: (Younger Voice) Yeah!

Shrapnel: You girls look nice as kids.

Me: You sure do.

Gatomon: Kari it feels like I went back in time to when I first met you.

Kari: It sure does Gatomon.

Me: I always wondered what you 3 looked like when you were younger.

Gwen: I want to stay like this forever.

Alexis: What do you mean you want to stay 10 forever?!

Gwen: Well, I think there's so much that I didn't get to do as a 10 year old.

Kari: Gwen, this isn't the correct age for you!

Gwen: Well, it might as well be!

Sarah Gunnerson: Now you're just being selfish!

Gwen: And you're all being unreasonable!

G1 Bumblebee: Should we try and break this argument up?

Me: Yes we should.

I went over and broke them up.

Me: All right you 4 that's enough! I know the Anti-Aging Cream made you all like this and I think it's cool.

Numbuh 2: But it's only temporary.

Me: Temporary?

Numbuh 2: Yeah my grandma and two of her friends used this stuff and they are also known as the Senior Citizen Squad.

Me: So that's what Robin Food was talking about.

I pulled up The Senior Citizen Squad's info.


The Senior Citizen Squad are a group of senior citizens led by Numbuh 2's grandmother, Lydia Gilligan who use an anti-aging cream that temporarily turns them into very physically agile teenagers.

Apart from Lydia, the group consists of Sheldon and Maurice. When not in their teenage forms, their greatest weapon is their Senior Citizen Robot.

The Senior Citizen Squad first appears in Operation: T.A.P.I.O.C.A., where they are first seen hijacking a truck of Tapioca Pudding and being attacked and defeated by the Kids Next Door. Later, when they attack the Sector V Treehouse, the effects of the anti-aging cream wear off and their true identities are revealed.

Maurice, Sheldon and Lydia use their wheelchair (referred to as "Gentitron"), walker (referred to as "Sahpilator") and walking stick (referred to as "Grandmachine"), respectively, as equipment in battle. In their older forms, they can combine these three devices to create a small mech called "Senior Citizen".

While the Senior Citizen Squad don't particularly like the KND, they are mostly concerned with their personal affairs like eating tapioca and use their abilities in villainous ways towards that end rather than to destroy the Kids Next Door. However, their teenage forms were seen at Mr. Boss' Annual "We Hate the Kids Next Door" barbecue in Operation: A.F.L.O.A.T..

In Operation: L.U.N.C.H., Lydia, Sheldon and Maurice spring into action as the Senior Citizen Squad to beat up Robin Food after he gives them unwanted junk food stolen from kids' lunches.

They last appeared in Operation: I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S., where they came to the amusement park to get the Delightful Children's cake, but decided to leave when they heard they had to do a scavenger hunt, while all the villains decided to play.


Me: Whoa! This is nuts!

Nico: Yeah! Numbuh 2 your grandmother is a 50,000% grouch and an old crab apple.

Mary K.: And I can't believe she likes the worst flavor of pudding ever.

Me: Well she's probably 90 to 95 years old so she probably has to have the stuff.

Mary K.: That's true.

Laney: I'm glad Pop-Pop isn't like that.

Naruto: Same with aunt Tsunade.

Me: Looks like we have a trio of renegade senior citizens running amok.

Nico: Yep.

Lola: But we can't hurt them.

Me: Not as old people but as teens. If Numbuh 2's grandmother and her friends can use this stuff then we can beat the living shit out of them as teens.

Numbuh 2: I like it.

Me: Normally I would respect my elders but in this case I'll make an exception. I have a plan and I have a feeling I know where they are gonna go.

I pulled up a hologram of a factory.

Me: The Old Gotham Royal York Tapioca Pudding Factory.

Lincoln: That place has been abandoned for years.

Laney: They would go after the pudding there? The pudding in there must've gone bad by now.

Lana: I would eat it.

Lily: Figured you would Lana.

Me: The factory is scheduled to be demolished later this week. So we can use this as a trap and blow up the whole factory.

Nico: Nice.

Me: Yep. Numbuh 2 how long will the Anti-Aging Cream last?

Numbuh 2: It will last about 1 hour.

Me: And its been 10 minutes. Lets head out and put our trap into action.

Rainbow Dash: This is gonna be awesome!

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah!

Bomb Man: Think we should call Robin Food to help us out?

Me: That's a good idea Bomb Man. Lets go!

We were off.


At the old Gotham Royal York Tapioca Pudding Factory, the Senior Citizen Squad arrived.

Lydia: Now we can have enough Tapioca Pudding to retire for the rest of our lives!

Sheldon: Yeah!

Maurice: This is gonna be good.

But just as they were walking to the factory...

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blew the entire factory into splinters in a massive fireball of heat and fire and a phoenix cry was heard from the flames. We jumped out of the fire and stood ready as we faced THE SENIOR CITIZEN SQUAD!

Me: Well if it isn't the crazy old codger squad!

Numbuh 2: You and I have a score to settle grandma.

Lydia: So you do. I didn't expect you to be with Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Hoagie.

Nico: You guys give senior citizens a bad name.

Laney: That's right!

Me: So how about we smash your faces in and mail them back to you?

Sheldon: Bring it on!

Maurice: Yeah!

Lydia saw the younger girls.

Lydia: Looks like the anti-aging cream we sent worked well.

Magnet Man: So you were the ones who sent the anti aging cream to the estate!

Lydia: It was all part of our plan to see if Gwen was worthy of joining us. (to Sarah, Kari, and Alexis) Although, you 3 trying the cream as well was an added bonus.

Me: Sorry to disappoint you Lydia but they won't be joining you ever.

Laney: Yeah!

Lydia: What do you say, Gwen? Wanna ditch these wippersnappers and join the winning team?

Kevin Levin: No way is Gwen joining you three!

Me: Also this factory you were gonna get pudding at was shut down 35 years ago. The pudding would be rancid and horrible and would kill you 3.

Sheldon: What!?

Me: You heard me.

A medieval horn was heard and Robin Food and his Hungry Men came and they were ready for action.

Robin Hood: YO-HO!

Lydia: Not you again!

Me: Perfect timing Robin Food.

Then Krusty, Loki and Dr. Light then appeared.

Krusty: Hey hey kiddies! (Goofy laughter)

Sophie Krustoski: Hey daddy.

Krusty: Hey sweetie.

Me: Krusty, Loki and Dr. Light.

Dr. Light: Indeed.

Krusty: Whoa! You 4 really did get younger.

Maria: They did. But it's only temporary.

Loki: (to Jackie, May, and Kairi) I'm just glad you three didn't try that cream since it's our turn today!

Jackie: I know.

May: But it's really cool seeing them like this.

Kairi: It sure is. It's like we're big sisters to them.

Loki: I know.

Me: Before we fight I have a treat for you guys. Watch this one.

Announcer: DUMMYSTEIN MAGISWORD!

Vambre: (British Accent) What are you gonna do with the Dummystein Magisword?

Me: Watch this. Showtime!

The magisword fired a beam of pink energy from its mouth and it hit Sheldon and sucked out his voice and ate it.

Dummystein: (In Sheldon's voice) What did the farmer use to harvest in the winter? An Ice Sickle? (Rimshot)

We laughed at that joke!

Luan: (Laughs) That was a good one!

Me: (Laughs) That was a good one!

Nico: That's funny!

Me: Hey Dummystein, I went to the doctor because my ears were ringing.

Dummystein: He must've said to you "Don't answer it!" (Rimshot)

We laughed some more.

Luan: (Laughs) That was funny!

Eddy: (Laughs) That's funny!

Prohyas: (Laughs) Good one.

Dummystein: I was going to make instant coffee but I lost the recipe! (Rimshot)

Me: (Laughs) That was funny!

Eddy: (Laughs) That is so funny!

Nico: (Laughs) Good one!

Luan: (Laughs) That was a good one!

Loki: (Laughs) Those are good jokes!

Me: Hey Dummystein did you hear about the Troblin who ate his weaponry?

Dummystein: Yes I did, he wanted a Club Sandwich! (Rimshot)

We laughed some more!

Dr. Light: (Laughs) That is so funny!

Eddy: (Laughs) That was a good one!

Laney: (Laughs) That's funny!

Dark Spicer, Carly, Ebon and Misty Tredwell then appeared.

Dark Spicer: Whoa! What's so funny guys?

Me: We're laughing at funny jokes before we fight. The Dummystein Magisword here is a funny comedian.

Luan: (Laughs) It sure is.

Vambre: Yeah!

Dark Spicer: This I got to see.

Carly: Same here.

Dummystein: I just crossed my tv with my microwave. Now I can watch a full movie in 6 minutes. (Laughs)

We laughed some more.

Me: (Laughs) That's funny!

Carly: (Laughs hysterically)

Dark Spicer: (Laughs) So funny!

Luan: (Laughs) Good one!

Me: Hey Dummystein, what did the King say when he threw his lazy servant into the ocean?

Dummystein: He said "Serves Up!" (Rimshot)

We laughed some more.

Misty Tredwell: (Laughs) That is really funny!

Lori: (Laughs) That magisword is literally funny!

Ebon: (Laughs) So funny!

Me: (Laughs) That is so funny! (Stops) I think we better get to the fight before we bust an artery.

I returned Sheldon's voice.

Me: Glad we got that out of our system.

Sheldon: (enraged) NO ONE HUMILIATES ME LIKE THAT!

Me: Those were funny jokes though. Just as funny as Luan.

Luan: (Laughs) They sure were.

Dark Spicer then turned into Menace Arms and gave Maurice a nasty atomic wedgie and Ebon gave Sheldon an atomic wedgie too.

Misty Tredwell: Hey, Dark. These guys can't help getting older. But they don't have to get old! (Rimshot)

Menace Arms: (laughs) Oh, I get it!

We laughed hysterically!

Me: (Laughs) So funny!

Nico: That was hilarious!

Kairi: Good one Misty!

Lana: (Laughs) That was funny!

Lincoln: (Laughs) So hilarious!

Clayface then poured clay into Sheldon and Maurice's underwear and ruined their underwear!

Laney: Funny!

Me: And they do say that laughter is the best medicine.

Misty Tredwell: True.

Misty then pulled out a pie and splat it into Lydia's face.

SPLAT!

Nico: Nice shot!

Me: Yeah!

Misty Tredwell: Thanks.

?: That was really amusing.

A figure came out and it was SHRIEKER from episodes 18, 19 and 20 of Mystic Force!


Shrieker was an armored, winged Siren/Banshee-like monster and was one of the four Barbarian Beasts that were freed by Imperious, and was the only one of the four to be a female. She was the second of Barbarian Beasts, who battled the Mystic Force Rangers. She was one of the main antagonists of the first part of the episode "Dark Wish".

Shrieker is one of the four Barbarian Beasts that did not fight with honor, and were sealed away in the Oblivion. However, Imperious set them all free, and commanded them to do his bidding. Shrieker emerged from the Oblivion along with her comrades. Shrieker greeted Koragg, telling him that she was glad to see him, but the Wolf Knight didn't say the same, as he knew that Barbarian Beasts weren't honorable warriors and didn't fight with honor. Shrieker was the second of the Beasts to fight the Power Rangers. After the defeat of Warmax, Shrieker battled the heroes. The Rangers, except wounded Chip found Shrieker the bamboo forest. Before the battle could begin, Imperious used his magic to make Shrieker grow. The Rangers tried to fight the giant monster with the Mystic Titans and the Solar Streak Megazord. Though even together the Ball Attack proved useless against the monster. Shrieker returned to her normal size and continued successfully fighting the Rangers. The Mystic Force was outmatched by the beast's Shriek Attack, until Chip joined the battle. Shrieker successfully combated Chip and even trapped him with her magical bandages and nearly defeated him. Necrolai also joined the battle and attacked the rangers with her dark magic and Dark Morpher. But Chip was able to use his Lightning Powers to fire the Shriek back at the beast, weakened her. The other Rangers took advantage of this, as Daggeron, Nick, Vida, Xander and Madison, the Rangers fired their magic together, and finally destroyed the monster.


Vida Rocca: Shrieker!

Shrieker: Been a while rangers.

Me: I remember you! You were the second member of the 4 Barbarian Beasts.

Shrieker: That's right.

Me: You really hurt Chip and you overwhelmed the rest of the rangers.

Shrieker: Good memory on you. Mistress Vypra was right about you.

Me: Like I keep telling all your comrades, never missed an episode.

William: You're probably one of the few Mystic Force monsters that's a girl.

Shrieker: Personally, I think there should've been an equal number of male and female monsters.

Me: I can't argue with that. In my opinion EVERY part of the Power Rangers series should have its equal share of male and female monsters.

Shrieker: Nice to know that we agree.

Nico: Indeed.

Troy Burrows: Lets fight magic with magic.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE: MYSTIC FORCE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mystic Force Rangers!

Shrieker: Two Mystic Force Ranger teams?!

Me: Surprise! Lets dance!

Dark Spicer: (To the Senior Citizen Squad) Here's your warning: Your asses are about to be kicked you crazy old codgers!

Crag: Come on fellas!

Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!

We powered up and went at them.


Battle 1: Loki


May, Kevin Levin and N were facing Loki.

Loki: This is gonna be awesome!

May: It sure is.

Kevin Levin: I'm tingling with excitement.

N: Me too.

May: Lets dance.

Loki called out his Pokemon and N called out his Pokemon and Kevin touched a steel beam and he used his powers to turn himself into steel and they went at him and fired energy blasts and smashed and blasted him all over and smashed him and knocked him and his Pokemon down.

May: Awesome fight!


Battle 2: Krusty


Jackie, Bomb Man and Blast Man were facing Krusty.

Krusty: Those were really funny jokes J.D. and the Dummystein Magisword told.

Jackie: Well he's not as funny as Luan is.

Me: (Offscreen) I heard that!

Jackie: Oops. But he is funny.

Bomb Man: He sure is.

Blast Man: Yeah.

Jackie: Shall we fight?

Krusty: Lets.

Krusty called out his Pokemon and Jackie, Blast Man and Bomb Man fired blasts of fire and bombs and they hit Krusty all over and exploded!

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!

Krusty was knocked down.

Jackie: Good fight.


Battle 3: Dr. Light


Kairi, Gravity Man and Magnet Man were facing Dr. Light.

Kairi: This is gonna a good fight.

Magnet Man: Lets do it.

Gravity Man: Yeah!

Dr. Light: Lets do it!

Dr. Light called out his Pokemon and they went at him and fired energy blasts and light blasts and smashed him all over the place and knocked him and his Pokemon out.

Kairi: Now that was enlightening.


Battle 4: Shrieker


Nico and the Megaforce Rangers were facing Shrieker.

Nico: This is gonna be good.

Nico and the Megaforce Rangers fired blasts of elemental energy and energy blasts and the blasts hit Shrieker and she exploded all over the place and fell to the ground and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Nico: Shrieker you have failed this universe!

Troy Burrows: Super Mega Rangers, that's a Super Mega Win.


Battle 5: Senior Citizen Squad


We regrouped and we were facing the Senior Citizen Squad.

Me: It's buttkicking time!

Laney: Yeah! These clods give people like Pop-Pop a really bad name!

Nico: Word!

Vambre: We're going to make you all wish you were never born!

Lydia: Not if I smash your face in your pantsless bitch!

Vambre: (Gasp) OH NO YOU DID NOT MA'AM!

OH YES SHE JUST DID!

Prohyas: You should not have said that old timer!

Me: Lets get them!

Emma: Young or not, you guys are going down!

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Starforce Pentasquad!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the 5-Star Squadron Great Rangers.

We went at them and I punched Lydia in the face and kicked Maurice and Sheldon in their faces and Laney lashed them with bramble whips and Lana fired blasts of energy and Lola fired blasts of fire and burned them all over and Lincoln fired blasts of lightning and electrocuted them all over. The Ripping Friends smashed the Senior Citizen Squad all over the place. Cyrenox, Olkiex, Siado, and Malvadine smashed, blasted and pulverized them all over the place.

Me: Try this one on!

Announcer: CHILI DOG MAGISWORD!

I fired a barrage of chili dogs and they slammed into Maurice and they filled him up big time.

Robin Food: Good thing I still have spare food to use as weapons!

He threw bones and chicken legs and they smashed the Senior Citizen's all over the place.

Nico: Nice one!

But then the Senior Citizen Squad was in pain as the Anti-Aging Cream wore off.

Me: Right on time.

The three of them were back to their senior elderly selves.

Me: Looks like the crazy old codgers could use some TLBK. Tender Loving Butt Kicking!

Lydia: I don't think so! Sheldon! Maurice! AGEITIZE!

Maurice: GENTITRON!

He formed his wheelchair into legs.

Sheldon: SAHPILATOR!

Sheldon formed his walker into a body.

Lydia: GRANDMACHINE!

She formed her canes into arms and a head.

Lydia: WE ARE! SENIOR CITIZEN!

Me: Wow.

Vambre: J.D. you may need this.

She handed me an awesome magisword.

Me: Oh this is gonna be good!

Announcer: LEGENDARY SWORDMECHA MAGISWORD!

I spun it and it formed into an awesome Megazord sized Mechsuit! MONDO COOL!

I was piloting it.

Me: OH WOW! This is so awesome!

Vambre: Take down that trio of freaks!

Me: With pleasure!

Lydia: Bring it on!

Me: I plan to.

Announcer: SLINGSHOT AND LITTLE BLUE BOMB MAGISWORDS!

I put both Magiswords into slots and the Mechsuit had both its arms turn into an awesome blue bomb machine gun! I fired a barrage of bombs at the Senior Citizen Squad and pulverized them all over with bombs and they slammed into them and exploded all over.

KRABBBOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM!

Me: WHOA! That is awesome! Lets see how these old clods like this one!

Announcer: EXPLODING BUBBLE AND WATERMELON BOMB MAGISWORDS!

Me: SOLO TEAMWORK COMBO: EXPLODING WATERMELON AIRSTRIKE!

I had the Mechsuit fire a massive barrage of watermelons floating in bubbles and they popped and dropped the watermelons onto the Senior Citizen Squad and they splattered onto them and exploded!

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Vambre: Wow! He pilots the Mechsuit really well!

Prohyas: Awesome!

Me: Go for the techniques guys!

Jeff the Mudokon: With pleasure! SPIRITUAL STYLE NINJA ART: SCRABS!

Jeff fired a wave of energy and it formed into the Scrab's, the most feared beings of Oddworld.

Twilight Sparkle: Try this one! MAGIC STYLE NINJA ART: THAUMATURGY!

Twilight Sparkle fired waves of magic energy all over.

Luan: LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: HYMN OF THE CHERUBIM!

Luan floated into the air as rainbow light swirled around her and she sang Hymn of the Cherubim.

Kipo: HORIZON STYLE NINJA ART: JAGUAR SPIRIT!

Kipo fired a wave of spirit energy and it formed into a huge jaguar.

Lucy Loud: VAMPIRE STYLE NINJA ART: HELENA!

Lucy fired a wave of darkness and it formed into the vampiress Helena.

Lincoln: SHADOW STYLE NINJA ART: DARTH REVAN!

Lincoln fired a wave of darkness and it formed into the Sith Lord Darth Revan!

Numbuh 2: TECH STYLE NINJA ART: 2X4 GEARSTORM BLAST!

Numbuh 2 fired a wave of gears and sprockets.

Rarity: CRYSTAL STYLE NINJA ART: BLUE SPEAR SHOWER!

Rarity formed a massive barrage of blue crystal spears.

Sunset Shimmer: PHOENIX STYLE NINJA ART: DAYBREAK FIRESTORM!

Sunset fired a massive wave of fire that formed into a phoenix from the sun.

Gwen: MANA STYLE NINJA ART: ANODITE BLAST!

Gwen fired a wave of purple energy.

Lori Loud: HURRICANE STYLE NINJA ART: CAMILLE WINDSTORM!

Lori fired a wave of wind with the strength of Hurricane Camille from 1969.

The blasts slammed into the Senior Citizen Squad and exploded!

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Me: Lets use the biggest Magisword Combo on them.

Vambre: With pleasure!

Lori: This is literally gonna be awesome!

Announcer: ALL THE STINKY MAGISWORDS!

Vambre, Lori Loud, Prohyas, Rainbow Dash, Witchy Simone, Fluttershy, Zange, Lincoln, Qin, Lana, Norville, Luan, Lola and Lily: ULTRA-SUPER-MEGA TEAMWORK COMBO: PUTRID WHOOPEE CUSHION STINKBOMB OF DOOM!

They all formed a huge Whoopee Cushion and the Senior Citizen Squad stepped on it and then...

KRAFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

The smell coming from the cushion was so mind-blowingly horrible that it made the Senior Citizen Squad hurl their guts out and more! It smelled like 100 El-Mongo Stinkbomb and Ed's stinky feet 100-fold!

Edd: I CAN'T BREATHE!

Ed: Mmm. Something smells good.

Nico: Nice!

Me: That must really smell horrible! Time for some teamwork!

G1 Bumblebee: Lets do it!

Tarzan: Yeah!

Bumblebee used the Autobot Cyber Planet Key and Tarzan used the Animatron Cyber Planet Key. They enhanced Bumblebee's Photon Rifle and Tarzan's jungle powers 100-fold.

Stalker and Shrapnel both used the Animatron Cyber Planet Key. They enhanced Stalker's powers and Shrapnel's lightning powers 100-fold.

G1 Bumblebee and Tarzan: PHOTON SPEAR MEGABLAST!

Bumblebee fired a blast of photon energy and Tarzan threw a spear.

Stalker and Shrapnel: LIGHTNING PRIMAL SPEARSTRIKE!

Shrapnel fired a blast of lightning and Stalker threw his spear.

Numbuh 2 and Nico: TECHNO MONKEY STRIKE!

Me and Numbuh 1: PHOENIX V MEGABLAST!

Numbuh 362 and Mary K.: CHEF Ω MEGABLAST!

We fired powerful blasts of food, energy and fire and the blasts all slammed into the Senior Citizen Squad and exploded!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Me: Time for some Final Smash power.

Robin Food: This is gonna be fun!

Carly: Yeah!

Numbuh 2: Lets do it!

Mrs. Gilligan: Sorry mom but you need to show some respect!

The Tommy: Yeah!

Ed Cowart: This is gonna really hurt.

Robin Food, Ed Cowart, Carly, Numbuh 2, The Tommy, Mrs. Gilligan and Mary Knudson: SMASHING TECHNO WATERMELON BARRAGE!

They fired waves of watermelons and gears and energy and they slammed into the Senior Citizen Squad and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

They were knocked out and defeated.

And right on time, Gwen, Kari, Sarah and Alexis doubled over in pain and then they reverted back. They were back to normal.

Alexis: Whew! Good to be back to me again.

Sarah Gunnerson: You said it.

Kari: That was cool though.

Gwen T.: Yeah.

The Masters of Evil came.

Krusty: How do you girls feel now that you're not kids anymore?

Gwen: I think we're happy to just act our age.

Dr. Light: But what will you do the anti-aging cream?

Numbuh Two: We'll keep it in case anyone wants to experience being a kid again.

Loki: Good thinking.

The Masters of Evil teleport out.

Me: This was awesome.

Nico: But what are we gonna do with these old crones?

Me: Send them back to the retirement home. Jail is too extreme for them.

We took them back to the retirement home and went back home to the estate.

Numbuh 2: (To the viewers) My grandmother may be a jerk but she shouldn't try cheating death with anti-aging cream. Enjoy life while you can.

Me: Yep.

Robin Food: A grand victory chaps. Good victory to our cause for us for I am...

Robin Food and the Hungry Men:

Robin Food, Robin Food, not your average thieving dude.

With his band of hungry men, he comes to home at noon and then...

He robs from the old (and the rude)

And gives to the young (Oh, nice dude!)

Robin Food... Yo-Ho!

Me: YO-HO!

We laughed.

Me: (To the viewers) What can I say? It's just really catchy.

We enjoyed a good rest.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic complete.

The Senior Citizen Squad from the episode of Codename Kids Next Door, Operation: T.A.P.I.O.C.A. was a really silly and funny episode. I got the idea for the jokes used by the Dummystein Magisword from the short for Mighty Magiswords: Curse of the Dummystein. I also included a scene from the Ed Edd N Eddy episode Fool On The Ed for the combo. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi and Omegahatchiyak12 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is the 19th anniversary of 9/11 and we're going to pay our respects to those lost during the darkest day in America's history. Then we're going to take down the evil and maniacal angel freak scientist Redda and we're going to make that evil red-wing abomination of nature pay for his crimes against all of Mon World.

See you all tomorrow.