It was a snowy and perfectly cold day and we were all outside having fun in the snow on a beautifully cold and snowy day. It was also a snow day. Which meant no school. Really weird seeing snow in the middle of September. We were having snowball fights, building snowmen, snow sculptures, snow forts and castles, iceskating and doing snow angels, bobsledding, skiing and more. Kick Buttowski and Kendall were doing all kinds of awesome stunts on ramps and loops made of ice on snowboards and they were wicked awesome.

Me: Yeah! Nico think fast!

I threw a snowball and he ducked and it hit Yang!

WHAP!

Yang: OW! Oh yeah!?

She then grabbed a bunch of snow balls.

Me: Uh oh!

I ran and flew into the air.

Clyde, our friend Chloe from school and Syd were building snow sculptures. Clyde's was a beautiful sculpture of himself, Syd and Chloe. We got him into a Harem. Syd's was an awesome sculpture of all the animals in the animal kingdom and Chloe's was a 1/16th scale model of Paris and Lana was providing more snow for them.

Lana: Wow! You guys are great sculptors of snow.

Nico: I'll say. Those are awesome!

Chloe: Thanks Nico.

Laney: It's truly magnificent.

Lana: Yeah!

We were having fun in the snow.

Brittney: The Red Lantern Corps are missing something and I think I know what they are.

Me: Go for it Brittney.

Brittney then snapped her fingers and she brought back Zilius Zox and Ratchet.

Zilius Zox: Where are we? This isn't Ysmault!

Valon: (Australian Accent) Look who's back in the land of the living.

Red Lantern Ratchet: What the? It's you guys! You all killed Atrocitus!

Brittney: He deserved it. I am now the new leader of the Red Lantern Corps. I reformed the Red Lanterns into a force for good.

Red Lantern Ratchet: I think I'm stating the obvious when I say we helped Atrocitus hurt and kill millions and for that alone, you should have just let us stay dead.

Cheryl (Pokemon): Maybe the fact that we now have frenemies in the Masters of Evil is the reason we didn't.

Brittney: That's right. Atrocitus was leading the Red Lantern Corps down a one way path to destruction. I reformed and reeducated the Red Lantern Corps and turned them into a force for good.

Bleez: Brittney is right. The Red Lantern Corps killed millions of people just for the sheer thrill of it and what we were doing was wrong on so many levels. Brittney reformed the entire corps and turned it into a force for good.

Zilius Zox: That's amazing.

Armada Starscream: You two can still use your Red Lantern Rings. They're a part of you.

Red Lantern Ratchet: Yes we can.

Jetfire: (Australian Accent) By the way, what's it like being dead?

Zilius Zox: It was like you were locked in a void of darkness not moving at all. It was like you were sleeping forever.

Me: Good way to put it.

Zilius Zox: Yeah. But since Atrocitus is dead our allegiance is now with you Brittney Knudson.

Red Lantern Ratchet: That's right milady.

Brittney: You don't have to use formalities on me. Just Brittney is fine.

Red Lantern Ratchet: Sorry.

We got back to having fun in the snow.


Later at the Sanban residence it was really cold and Numbuh 3 was shivering her fingers and toes off.

Numbuh 3: [shivers] S-s-so c-c-cold. [pushes up a chair and goes to reach the thermostat] Why does Dad keep the house so c-c-cold?

Kani Sanban: What do you think you're doing?! The thermostat is not a toy!

Numbuh 3: But Dad, it's f-freezing in here!

Kani Sanban: Heat does not grow in trees, young lady! When you have your own house, you can set the temperature whatever you like! But in my house, you are forbidden to touch the thermostat!

Numbuh 3: Yes, Daddy.

Kani Sanban: Excellent! Now, go back to bed and be careful not to slip on the ice in the family room. [leaves as he hums]

[The temperature on the thermostat goes down further to -2Ëš. Brutally cold. Numbuh 3 couldn't take it anyone. She goes against her father's orders and proceeds to touch the thermostat. Then we see Team Loud Phoenix Storm Estate the next morning.]

Later Numbuh 1 was giving a briefing in the Sector V treehouse.

Numbuh 1: Good morning, Kids Next Door. As always I'll begin this morning's debriefing with theo latest report from Global Command. Which as always Numbuh 3 is late for.

Numbuh 5: [while Numbuh 1 is talking] Can ya blame her? How many times do we have to hear that Global Command thinks cauliflower might be rainbow monkey brains?

Numbuh 1: That cauliflower is definitely rainbow monkey brains!

EW! AND I HATE CAULIFLOWER!

Numbuh 5: Did I tell ya?

Cree: It's okay Abby.

[As Numbuh 1 explains the mission, Kani Sanban walks in the treehouse, surprising Numbuhs 2, Katie, Lizzie, Mushi, Tommy, Cree, 4, and 5.]

Numbuh 1: Global Command has advised us to not eat any cauliflower, which we already know. But if we see any children eating cauliflower, report it immediately to Global Command and fill out form C246 in...

Kani Sanban: Is this the shower? I can't find the shower in this confounded treehouse! [Sector V and everyone all point their weapons at Kani] Oh, hello, children.

[Sector V says their hellos to Kani.]

Numbuh 1: Now, what are you doing in our treehouse?

Cree: Yeah! What are you doing here!?

Kani Sanban: Well, I'm not staying in my house after what Kuki did! I told her not to touch the thermostat, but she just had to go and play with it! She's just lucky her mother is away on business because now the house is completely uninhabitable! [sobs]

Numbuh 1: So, just go home and lower the temperature!

Kani Sanban: Ha! I can't even get near the thermostat! It's so hot! So, I'm staying right here where it's nice and comfortable.

Numbuh 2: Aw, come on. How hot can it be?

Me: What's going... (See's Kani) Oh Hello Mr. Sanban. What brings you here?

Mr. Sanban: Listen, is it ok if I crash here for a while?

James (Pokemon): Why? What's going on at your place?

Mr. Sanban: (sighs) You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Shade Man: Try us.

Me: We've seen some very strange things happen before. So you can tell us.

Kani Sanban: Kuki turned up the heat on the thermostat and now the house is completely uninhabitable!

Me: Well have you thought that maybe she was too cold?

Kani Sanban: Maybe I was getting carried away with that. But you should see for yourself.

He pointed out the window and we saw a huge pillar of smoke coming out of one of the chimneys.

Scream: We sense something going on inside Kuki's house!

We looked out the window and we saw a pillar of smoke and an eerie orange glow on top of a little tall hill. I pulled out my binoculars and looked and what I saw was nothing short of horrifying! Numbuh 3's house had been transformed into a volcano that could explode at any minute!

Me: OH SHIT! That's your house and it's now a Volcano!

Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door, RED ALERT!

Me: TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! CODE PYRO ∑Ω Emergency!

The sirens and alarms sounded and we were off to the Sanban Residence.

[Then we see the Sanban residence, which is completely transformed into an active volcano. All of the KND aircrafts are flying around the house. Sector V arrive on their S.C.A.M.P.E.R. and meet up with Numbuh 362.]

Numbuh 362: It's about time you got here! That thing looks like it'll blow any minute! And where's Number 4?

Numbuh 1: We left him back at the treehouse to keep an eye on our, uh, guest.

Me: Numbuh 3's dad is staying with us until we get his house back to normal. Varie, Numbuh 4 and Aylene are watching him.

[Varie, Aylene, Numbuh 4 and Kani Sanban are on the sofa at the treehouse.]

Kani Sanban: Uh, you got any coffee around this place?

Numbuh 4: Oh, for the forty-twelfth time, NO!

Varie: I'll get it for you.

Announcer: CUPPA JOE MAGISWORD!

Varie made a good cup of coffee for him.

Kani Sanban: Thank you Varie.

Varie: You're welcome.

Aylene C: I'm sorry your house became like this Kani.

Kani Sanban: It's all right.

Varie: But don't worry. J.D. and everyone will get it back to normal.

[Back at the Sanban residence.]

Numbuh 362: Are you sure you guys wanna go in there? We can always call in Sector P from Pompeii. They've got a lot more experience with volcanoes.

Me: We've dealt with this problem ourselves before Rachel. We had to stop a newly formed volcano from destroying all of Los Angeles.

Numbuh 362: I remember reading about that. That was intense.

Nico: It was.

Numbuh 1: Numbuh 3 is our teammate and it's our job to get her out. Besides, if that thing blows, her dad and the rest of her family will be moving into our treehouse for good.

?: Wait guys!

We saw Lord Drakkon, Evil Green Ranger, Brain Freezer, Toiletnator, Cheese Shogun Roquefort and Common Cold then appeared.

Me: Lord Drakkon, Evil Green Ranger, Brain Freezer, Toiletnator, Cheese Shogun Roquefort and Common Cold.

Lord Drakkon: What's happening here?

Me: Very ugly story. Numbuh 3 turned up the heat on her family's thermostat and turned her whole house into a volcano that's going to erupt at any second. We got to cool down that place or the whole neighborhood will be destroyed.

Brain Freezer: Whoa man!

Stalker: Are you sure it's wise to have the usual battles right now?

Drakkon: Relax. To buy us time, Snart and Vexen are here to help in keeping Kuki occupied.

Maria: But doesn't fire melt ice?

Brain Freezer: Normally it does. But you guys proved that sometimes, elements don't matter.

Me: That's true.

?: That is intensely hot.

A figure came out and it was AMPHIBIDOR from episodes 5, 6 & 7 of Ninja Storm!


Amphibidor is recruited by Zurgane to deal with the Power Rangers, he used his Polytrons on a lake to absorb the water, he converts Tori, she tryed to morphed, but she does not have the Ninja Morphed so she has to fight him powerless, Amphibidor had made a beat down on Tori, right before he was about to make the final strike, Blake in to help out riding a Motorcycle, he took the Polytron attack for Tori and was badly hurt, with Tori powerless and Blake wounded, Amphibator made an escape, he then later return and battle both the Red, Yellow and Blue Ninja Rangers, and had the upper hand until the Thunder Rangers came and (much to Amphibidor confusion) attack him, Amphibidor was no match for the Thunder Rangers and was destroyed by the Thunder Blaster, the Thunder Rangers destroyed Amphibator to return the favor. When Amphibidor grows, the Rangers summon the Storm Megazord to battle this frog monster, he had the upper hand until they equipped the Ram Hammer to knock the Polytrons at back him, but he wasn't finish yet, the Storm Megazord then use the Ram Hammers ultimate move to destroy Amphibidor.


Hunter Bradley: Amphibidor!

Amphibidor: Been a while rangers and is it hot around here or is it just me?

Me: It's not just you and I remember you! You were recruited by Zurgane to deal with the rangers while he went to the lake to absorb the water and convert Tori.

Amphibidor: Good memory on you. (to the Thunder Rangers) I never trusted you two from the start. And you two joining the Rangers just proves it!

Hunter Bradley: To be fair, Lothor lied to us from the start.

Me: Lothor will be Hakaied for his crimes and banished to the Warp forever when we see him.

?: Then you will join him when I banish you all there myself. (Laughs malevolently)

A figure came out and it was NEPHLITE!


After Jedite was defeated by the Sailor Scouts and put into Eternal Sleep by Queen Beryl, Neflite became the new commander. He did not get along with Zoycite at all, with Zoycite hoping that he would fail and be punished.

His strategies revolved around draining more energy from one person than Jedite could have taken from several people at once. He would find out whose energy was about to reach its highest peak, then implant a Negamonster's essence inside an object close to that person. This would turn the person evil. Once the energy reached its highest point, then the monster would come out of the item and start draining energy, but Sailor Moon foiled all of his plans, destroying the monsters, which consisted of Tensie, Petasos, Black Widow, Kyameran, and Jumo.

At one point, he attempted to use Tuxedo Mask as Sailor Moon's weakness to destroy her, sending Leo the Lion to attack them. He was unable to destroy her, but was not punished by Queen Beryl, as he was able to steal energy from Molly for the Negaforce. Molly fell in love with him before this, and he erased her memory of the attack afterwards.

Neflite's final attempt to gather energy was in Episode 17. The monsters he summoned were the Gemini Warriors, but Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury, and Sailor Mars destroyed them.

Afterward, Beryl began looking for the Moon Princess. Neflite assumed that Princess Diamond was the Moon Princess, and implanted Soul Shadow in her, but Soul Shadow was driven out of her, and Sailor Moon destroyed him.

Molly was still in love with Neflite even after learning that he was evil, and protected him from Sailor Moon's tiara after he was defeated by the Sailor Scouts. When Zoycite's monster Yasha attacked, Neflite protected Molly from her attack, much to his shock. Yasha was destroyed by Sailor Moon.

Neflite told Molly he wanted to fight alongside the Sailor Scouts against the Negaverse, and asked her who Sailor Moon was. Molly didn't know, and called Serena. From this, Neflite assumed that Serena was Sailor Moon, and was proven right when he saw her transform. He attacked her, but Tuxedo Mask arrived. Then Neflite sensed that Molly was in danger, as three of Zoycite's monsters - Housenka, Grape, and Suzuran - kidnapped her. Neflite went to save her, beating up the monsters. However, the monsters found them again, and Housenka stabbed Neflite with thorns from her arm. The Sailor Scouts arrived and killed the monsters.

Neflite died of his injuries, and dissolved into dust, leaving only the bandage Molly put on his arm from a cut he received earler.


Nephlite: Miss me, Sailor Brats?!

Sailor Moon: Nephlite!

Nico: Oh no!

Me: So one of Queen Beryl's generals comes by himself to take us on.

Nephlite: That's right and now I will have the honor of killing you all to make sure Queen Beryl's plans continue!

Nicole: Not if I have anything to say about it!

Lord Drakkon: I know just the planet for us to fight on.

He snapped his fingers and we were on an awesome planet that looked a lot like Earth. It was the home planet of the Splixson's: Hathor. Hathor is much like Earth, but has twelve continents and no moon.

Me: Wow! Look at this planet.

Nico: It's amazing.

Lord Drakkon: This is the home world of the Splixson's, Hathor.

Me: Wow! So this is the planet Hathor.

Riley: Amazing! I always wondered what Hathor was like.

Ben: It sure is amazing.

Julie Yamamoto: It sure is a cool planet.

Me: Lets power up and take them down.

We powered up and went at them.


Battle 1: Lord Drakkon


Me, Ace and Breach were facing Lord Drakkon.

Me: We got to make this quick Drakkon. Numbuh 3's house is a ticking time bomb it's going to destroy the entire neighborhood if we don't cool it down.

Lord Drakkon: I understand so I'll try to make this fast.

Ace: Lets do it.

Breach: Yeah!

Lord Drakkon called out his Pokemon and we went at him and punched and kicked and blasted him and his Pokemon all over and knocked him down.

Me: That was fast enough.


Battle 2: Evil Green Ranger


Mary Jane as the Ultimate Spider Woman, Phage and Lasher were facing Evil Green Ranger.

Evil Green Ranger: I guess we're gonna have to make this quick.

Phage: Yeah we have to.

Lasher: A lot of houses are on the line.

M.J.: Lets do it so they won't burn.

Evil Green Ranger had his Pokemon out and they went at him and blasted him all over the place and knocked him and his Pokemon out.

M.J.: Good fight.


Battle 3: Brain Freezer


Bloom, Chef Pepper Jack and Dreamcatcher were facing Brain Freezer in their first ever fight.

Brain Freezer: (to Bloom) I'm a way better ice user then that Icy chick you fought before.

Bloom: I believe you and Icy is one cold-hearted and fucked up bitch that deserves nothing short of death.

Chef Pepper Jack: Oowee! Yeah I agree with you on that one.

Dreamcatcher: Me too dude.

Brain Freezer: Lets see how you like my Pokemon.

Brain Freezer called out his Pokemon. He had a Mega Cryogonal, Mega Articuno, Mega Glaceon and a Mega Dewgong!

Bloom: Awesome selection of Pokemon on you.

Brain Freezer: Why thank you.

Bloom: Lets dance with fire.

Bloom, Chef Pepper Jack and Dreamcatcher fired waves of fire and air and the blasts hit him and knocked him and his Pokemon down.

Bloom: Sorry we had to make this quick. But we have to cool down Numbuh 3's house.


Battle 4: Cheese Shogun Roquefort


Raven, Bright Man, Nico and Shade Man were facing Cheese Shogun Roquefort.

Raven: You wouldn't want to go into Numbuh 3's house when it's a volcano. You and your cheese ninjas would melt.

Cheese Shogun Roquefort: Good thinking. And Cheese melts when it's exposed to extreme heat.

Nico: (Drools) I love melted cheese.

Shade Man: (Transylvanian Accent) He sure loves cheese.

Bright Man: Yes he does.

They laughed.

Raven: Lets dance!

Roquefort summoned an army of cheese ninjas and Nico licked his lips and Roquefort called out his Pokemon and they went at them. Nico ate all his cheese ninjas and ate them and Raven, Bright Man and Shade Man fired blasts of darkness and knocked him and his Pokemon out.

Nico: (BELCHES) Excuse me.

Raven: Good fight though.


Battle 5: Common Cold


Robin, Stalker and Kraven were facing the Common Cold.

Robin: Maybe the heat from Numbuh 3's house as a volcano will help you with that cold.

Common Cold: (Sniffles) I appreciate that. But there is no cure for the Common Cold.

Stalker: I kind of wish there was though.

Kraven: (Russian Accent) Me too.

Robin: Yeah. Lets do it.

Common Cold called out his Pokemon and they went at him and bashed him and knocked him and his Pokemon out.

Robin: Good fight.


Battle 6: Toiletnator


Layla was facing Toiletnator.

Toiletnator: Where are the other two?

Lights then shined onto him.

Jessie: Your art evokes a lot of feeling.

James: And that's what makes it good for stealing.

Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!

James: To unite all peoples within our nation!

Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!

James: To extend our reach to the stars above!

Jessie: Jessie!

James: James!

Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!

James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight, fight, fight, fight!

Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!

Meowth: That's right!

Layla: Nice entrance guys.

Jessie (Pokemon): Thank you.

Toiletnator: That was a great entrance.

James (Pokemon): We've been doing entrances like that for a long time.

Layla: Yeah they sure have.

Toiletnator: Watch this one.

He then put on an awesome new suit of armor!

Toiletnator: (to Layla) What do you think of my new armor? I call it: The Terma-Toiletnator!

Layla: Awesome armor.

Toiletnator: How's my nephew doing?

Layla: He's good. He's watching Numbuh 3's dad for us.

Numbuh 4: I'm right here.

Layla: Numbuh 4!? What are you doing here!?

Numbuh 4: I made a Shadow Clone to take over my post.

Layla: Smart thinking.

Toiletnator: And here's my Pokemon.

He called out his Pokemon and they were 4 Mega Garbodor!

Layla: 4 Mega Garbodor. Very impressive and stinking.

Toiletnator: I know. Lets do it!

They went at him and his Pokemon and put nose plugs on and blasted him and punched him and knocked him down.

Layla: Good battle.


Battle 7: Amphibidor


Nico was facing Amphibidor.

Nico: Lets see you stick to the pond frog boy.

Nico fired a wave of energy and it hit Amphibidor and exploded all over.

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOMMM!

Amphibidor then fell down and exploded in a massive fireball.

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Nico: Amphibidor you have failed this universe.


Battle 8: Nephlite


Nicole was facing Nephlite.

Nicole: You will pay for your crimes Nephlite.

Nephlite: Try me brat!

Nicole then went Super Angel 10,000 Star Dragon.

Nicole: The stars are going to destroy you!

Nicole then teleported and punched him in the face and sent him flying and he formed a sword and Nicole unsheathed her sword and they went at each other and viciously clashed and sparks were flying with each clash and they were setting much of the lands on fire. Nicole kicked him in the face and sent him flying and she fired an energy blast and it slammed into Nephlite and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Nephlite got up and he fired a massive blast of Star Energy and Nicole fired a massive blast of star energy as well and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

The explosion was so powerful and so devastating that it shook much of the planet. Nicole then exploded out of the explosion and kicked him in the face and sent him crashing into a hill. Nephlite then got up and Nicole channelled Hakai energy into her sword and she then stabbed Nephlite through his black heart and he screamed as he was obliterated and banished to the warp for all eternity.

Nicole found a black crystal on the ground and picked it up.

Nicole then flared up her aura as a star dragon appeared around her and sent a message to Queen Beryl.

Nicole: Queen Beryl, I know that you are watching us from the confines of the Masters of Evil headquarters. Consider this my Declaration of War against you. Nothing you send against me and my family will stop us and when we finally fight, believe me you will pay for your crimes! I will destroy you and send you directly to the Warp where you will suffer 100 quadrillion deaths for your crimes! We have always been victorious and we will beat you and make sure that you pay for your crimes! I will make sure you are defeated and you will pay for all the countless lives you've destroyed and slaughtered across the cosmos in the name of your sick quest to destroy the Moon Kingdom and destroy the entire universe and its people! WE'RE COMING FOR YOU QUEEN BERYL, AND WE WILL KILL YOU!

In the Masters of Evil headquarters, Queen Beryl was listening and watching through her crystal ball and then it shattered into a million pieces! Nicole has vowed to unleash the Divine Wrath of God on Queen Beryl 100-fold. She vowed to make sure that Queen Beryl pays!


We were back on Earth.

Evil Green Ranger: Now that the usual battles are done, let's find a way into the house.

Breach: Maybe I can use one of my portals to get us in.

Me: No we can't risk it. We would probably wind up in a pool of lava and we can't risk it. Lets head in. I hope there's enough room for all of us in this thing.

[We all then climb up the ladder. Then we jump into the giant ice cube. Numbuh 2, however, got stuck while entering the ice cube, but is pushed down by another operative. We all went into the ship. The operative closes the ice and seals it shut. He then gives the signal to Numbuh 362.]

Numbuh 362: Good luck in there guys and Nigel, be careful.

Numbuh 1: I'll be back Rachel.

Numbuh 362: You may fire when ready, Number 20/20.

Numbuh 20/20: Eh, what? Who said that? Oh. Yes sir, Number 362, ma'am! [puts on his goggles] Firing in three, [all of the operatives run away] two, two in a half, two and three quart...

Numbuh 362: Just fire already!

[Numbuh 20/20 fires the ice cube into the chimney of the volcanic house. The ice cube flies through the lava at high speed, melting the ice off in the process. As the ice melts, the vehicle Numbuhs 2, 1, & 5 are in is the KND H.O.T.S.H.O.T.]

Computer: Kids Next Door H.O.T.S.H.O.T. Hypercold Operative Transport Survives Highly Ovenlike Temperatures.

[The H.O.T.S.H.O.T. continues flying through the lava.]

Numbuh 5: We're all out of ice and the haul temperature is risin'!

Me: Man it's getting really hot really fast!

Nico: No kidding!

Numbuh 1: Find us a place to surface, Numbuh 2!

Numbuh 2: No sweat! Ha. Actually, there's a lot of sweat but...

Numbuh 5: Hull temperature's at 1,200 degrees!

Nico: SEARING!

Skyla: This is nuts!

Numbuh 1: Find us an exit tunnel quick, Numbuh 2!

Numbuh 2: I've got nothing on radar!

Numbuh 5: Hull temperature at 2,000 degrees! We're not gonna...

Numbuh 2: Wait! I think I see something!

[Numbuh 2 drives the H.O.T.S.H.O.T. through a lava tube and makes it to the surface. The entire family room is completely filled up with lava.]

Numbuh 2: Whoa!

Me: Holy fireworks!

Skyla: This is intensely hot!

Chef Pepper Jack: I like hot things but this is ridiculous!

Nico: This is insanely hot!

Numbuh 1: [exits through the hatch] Well, it looks like Numbuh 3 turned up the heat alright. [pulls Numbuh 5 out]

Laney: Man she REALLY turned up the heat.

Lola: This is intense.

Lana: Yeah!

Ice: (Scandinavian Accent) It's as hot as the sun in here.

Lord Drakkon: You all weren't kidding when you said that Kuki turned the heat up.

We were dripping sweat like no tomorrow.

Numbuh 1: Steady as she goes, Numbuh 2. And turn up the air conditioning on this tub. My sunglasses are melting over here.

Me: Lana, Liam, keep that ice coming.

Lana: We'll try!

Liam: (Southern Accent) We'll make no promises.

[Numbuh 2 drives the H.O.T.S.H.O.T. across the lava. Then we cut back to the treehouse where Kani Sanban is searching through the fridge.]

Kani Sanban: There's nothing but ice cream and soda in this place! Don't you have any quiche or at least a couple slices of liverwurst?

Varie: The Kids Next Door don't eat that stuff.

Kani Sanban: I see.

Numbuh 4: For what? In case we need to ingrusomitate vomiting?

Kani Sanban: Oh! Is that Triple Pop Soda? I haven't had that since I was a child!

Aylene C.: I haven't had that in a long time either.

[Kani Sanban grabs some soda bottles and leaves the fridge open.]

Varie: Obviously Genki has to do some if not most of the stuff for him.

She closed the fridge door.

[Back at the Sanban residence, we all were searching upstairs in Numbuh 3's lava filled bedroom.]

Me: Man Numbuh 3 really destroyed her family home.

Nico: We're gonna have to have a very stern talk with Kani about keeping the house cold when we're done.

Numbuh 5: Hey, Numbuh 1, scan show Numbuh 3 definitely isn't here in her room or anywhere upstairs.

Me: Yeah I don't see her anywhere.

[The volcanic house rumbles.]

Numbuhs 1 & 5: Whoa!

Lord Drakkon: That was nuts!

Me: Geez! I felt that!

Nico: No kidding!

Numbuh 1: Sounds like we're running out of time before this place blows. Let's check out downstairs, Numbuh 2.

Numbuh 2: Roger that! [steers the H.O.T.S.H.O.T. around]

[Back at the treehouse, Kani Sanban is hogging on the soda and watching TV with Varie, Numbuh 4 and Aylene.]

Kani Sanban: [belches] You know, I could get used to living here. [throws empty bottle] No responsibilities. No one nagging you to do stuff. I kinda like it.

Varie: It is comfy though.

Numbuh 4: [grabs the soda] Don't get used to it, Bub! Once your house is back to normal, we are kickin' your cacky pants butt outta...

Kani Sanban: [grabs the soda back] Yeah, whatever.

Numbuh 4: Hey, what do ya think you're doin'? [grabs the soda] Gimme that!

Kani Sanban: It's my soda!

Numbuh 4: Mine!

Kani Sanban: I got it!

Numbuh 4: Well, I bought it!

Varie broke them up.

Varie: That's enough you two!

Numbuh 4: Sorry.

[Back at the Sanban residence, all of us and Numbuhs 1, 2, 4 & 5 are dodging falling stalactites from the ceiling.]

Me: INCOMING!

Numbuh 2: Heads up! Things are comin' down! [dodges the stalactite]

Numbuhs 1, 2, 4 & 5: Whoa!

Numbuh 2: Whoa! Whew!

Numbuh 1: More incoming stalagmites!

Numbuh 2: Um, okay, actually, those are stalactites. Whaaa!

Numbuh 1: I thought stalagmites were on the ceiling!

Numbuh 2: No! They're on the ground!

Numbuh 1: What are?!

Numbuh 2: Mites!

Numbuh 1: My what?!

Numbuh 5: Look out! Go to the left! Turn to the right! Help me! [screaming while Numbuh 2 tries to steer]

I formed a force field around the ship.

Numbuh 1: [sniffs] Hey, who's cooking hamburgers?

Numbuh 5: I don't know about hamburgers, but your buns are burnin'!

Lana: YOUR BUTT IS ON FIRE!

Numbuh 1: [runs around in circles and pain, his buns are literally on fire] Whahohohoho!

Numbuh 5: Hold still, fool! (Grabs a fire extinguisher)

Numbuh 1: Put it out!

Numbuh 5: I'm tryin' to put it out!

Numbuh 2: Knock it off, guys! I can't see!

[Numbuh 1 is still running around with Numbuh 5 behind him]

Numbuh 5: Numbuh 1, stop movin'!

[Numbuh 2 sees a lava fall up ahead.]

Numbuh 2: Uh-oh.

Numbuh 5: Stop sprinting!

Numbuh 2: Guys, get ready for some red-water rafting!

Numbuhs 1 & 5: Huh?

Numbuh 1: Turn us around, Numbuh 2! Turn us around!

Numbuh 2: I'm trying! We're caught in the current! [steers the H.O.T.S.H.O.T. around] Just a little more!

[We went down the waterfall of lava. Back at the treehouse, Kani Sanban is still watching TV.]

Numbuh 4: I don't believe it! Are you still just sittin' there watchin' TV? You should be mowin' lawns and washin' cars and stuff!

Kani Sanban: Whatever.

Numbuh 4: Ugh!

Varie: Lazy bum.

[Back at the Sanban residence, the H.O.T.S.H.O.T. is completely wrecked up and Numbuhs 1, 2, & 5 climb out with their weapons.]

Numbuh 5: Aw man. Numbuh 5 is too young to be usin' antiperspirant, but she's thinkin' about startin' any minute now.

Numbuh 2: I hear that. My underwear's so stuck to my butt. I'll need a spatula to get it off.

Me: Jeez! Ouch.

Nico: I know. It's so hot in here that I don't think I've ever sweat this much.

Skyla: Yeah we'll need to use our showers for 5 hours after this.

Numbuh 5: Why do you insist on sayin' things Numbuh 5 can't ever unhear?!

[The ground rumbles.]

Me: The sooner we get to that thermostat the better.

Numbuh 1: Enough chit-chat, you guys! We've got to get to that thermostat and find Numbuh 3!

We went to the living room. We then make it up the stairs, sweating and panting.

Numbuh 1: Finally, the living room.

Me: Made it.

Numbuh 5: [points to the steaming thermostat] Look, there's the thermostat!

Me: Oh man it's at critical mass!

Numbuh 1: Alright, team move! We've only got minutes before this place erupts.

Me: Lets hurry!

Numbuh 5: Super heat-resistant jacket?

Numbuh 1: Check.

Numbuh 2: Fire-proof climbing gloves?

Numbuh 1: Double check. [Numbuh 5 puts fire helmet on Numbuh 1's head] Okay, now all I gotta do is keep my cool. [takes out gardening rakes] And turn down the heat on that thermostat. Wish me luck!

Numbuh 3: [appears as a demon as she is possessed by the thermostat's heat] THE THERMOSTAT IS NOT A TOY! I SET IT WHERE IT IS FOR A REASON AND IT'S GOING TO STAY THERE! [flames erupt around her for effect]

Me: Numbuh 3 have you lost your mind!?

Numbuh 5: It's eleventy-billion degrees in here, Numbuh 3! If we don't cool this place down, it's gonna blow!

Numbuh 3: WHO CARES?! FOR ONCE, I CAN FEEL MY TOES! FOR ONCE, I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR 17 SWEATERS JUST TO TAKE A BATH! FOR ONCE, I DON'T HAVE TO EAT MY CEREAL WITH AN ICE PICK! AND I WON'T LET YOU CHANGE THE TEMPERATURE ONE DEGREE!

Numbuh 1: Looks like Numbuh 3's lost it! You hold her off while I go for the thermostat!

Brittney: Wait! I sense an evil force inside Numbuh 3. This is the work of a Fire Demon!

Brittney then pulled out her book on creatures of demons and forces from Hell and myth and then she found out a terrible discovery. Numbuh 3 was possessed by the demon of fire in Islamic Mythology: IFRIT!

Brittney: She is possessed by Ifrit!

Me: The Demon of Fire in Islamic Myth!?

Brittney: That's right dad. This is Father's handiwork!

Me: Oh shit! Even in death he always finds ways of causing genocide.

Nico: What did he do?

Numbuh 1: My guess is that when Numbuh 3 was born, Father summoned this fiery demon and have it possess Numbuh 3 when she is in situations involving extreme heat. And her parents might have witnessed this and her parents had to keep the house at temperatures below freezing to keep this monster from getting out.

Me: So THAT'S why Kani had to keep the house at extreme cold, to keep this demon from getting out and revealing itself.

Vince: Father deserves much worse than the Warp.

Carol: I agree.

Me: We're gonna have to cool down Numbuh 3 until the Thermostat is cool.

Me: Lets do it!

Numbuh 5: Let's go!

Numbuh 2: Alright!

Orion: You'll thank us for this later, Kuki.

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Turbo!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Turbo Rangers.

[Numbuh 1 goes to climb the wall to reach the thermostat. Numbuhs 2 & 5 pull out ice cream cartons.]

Numbuh 2: A little ice cream outta cool Numbuh 3 off! [They both load up their weapons] Let's go take her down!

Numbuh 5: Come on! Move it! Let's go! Let's do this thing!

[Numbuh 3 jumps off her chair.]

Numbuh 3: OUT OF MY WAY!

William: Listen, Kuki. We don't want to hurt you.

Numbuh 2: Not a chance, Numbuh 3! We're cooling you off!

Nico: You are too hot to handle!

Maxxor: (to Numbuh 3) By the authority of the Tribal Alliance, WE're taking you down by force!

Maria: Maybe this will cool you off! (fires water blast at Numbuh 3)

Bai Tza, Girl Jordan, Ice, Lily and Luna fired waves of water and ice and they hit her and cooled her off.

Nico fired Eis Shenron's ice rays and the blasts hit Numbuh 3 and entombed her in ice.

[Numbuh 3 explodes from the ice and ice cream, melting it, then surrounds herself with flames.]

Numbuhs 2 & 5: [gasps]

Nico: Holy shit that's hot!

Numbuh 5: Hit her again!

[Numbuh 3 walks menacingly to Numbuhs 2 & 5 while laughing demonically.]

But then powerful ice beams hit Numbuh 3 and cooled her down and locked her in ice and they were from Vexen and Captain Cold and they kept Numbuh 3 cold.

Vexen: Someone find the thermostat. It should bring the house back to normal!

Me: It's up there! Lets use some teamwork to cool her down! It's time to bring the Absolute Zero beatdown! Lets hit her with all our techniques at once!

Numbuh 3: DON'T TOUCH MY THERMOSTAT!

Her eyes were full of incredible fire and she was thermonuclear hot! We were all absorbing a tremendous amount of fire at an incredible level that made it feel like we absorbed the fires of 182 octillion suns.

Sailor Mercury: We're cooling you down Kuki! OCEAN STYLE NINJA ART: ICEBERG FREEZE BLAST!

Sailor Neptune: NEPTUNE STYLE NINJA ART: OCEAN OF POSEIDON!

Vexen: ICE STYLE NINJA ART: SHIELD OF COLD JUSTICE!

Gali: OCEAN STYLE NINJA ART: OCEAN OF COLD FEAR!

Nokama: OCEAN STYLE NINJA ART: WHALE POD OF CALM WATER!

Oceanus Shenron: OCEAN STYLE NINJA ART: HYDRA OF POSEIDON!

Killer Frost: ICE STYLE NINJA ART: NARWHAL FREEZE POD!

Haku: ICE STYLE: 1000 NEEDLES OF DEATH!

Ice Man: ICE STYLE NINJA ART: SNOWFLAKE SHOWER STORM!

Blizzard Man: ICE STYLE NINJA ART: COLD SHOULDER FREEZE!

Lily: WATER STYLE NINJA ART: COLD WATER DELUGE!

Maria: WATER STYLE NINJA ART: ARCTIC FREEZE COLD WATER!

Maxxor: WATER STYLE NINJA ART: VIOLENT WATER DELUGE!

Rothar: ARCTIC STYLE NINJA ART: FREEZING COLD BLIZZARD!

Ere: ARCTIC STYLE NINJA ART: FREEZING BLIZZARD SHOWER!

Viqtarr: ARCTIC STYLE NINJA ART: ICE POLAR BEAR FREEZE!

Khorror: ARCTIC STYLE NINJA ART: FREEZE OF THE COLD!

Axel Adell: (Swedish Accent) ICE STYLE NINJA ART: SWEDISH EMPIRE!

Dana: ICE STYLE NINJA ART: LION FROM THE NORTH!

Lana: ICE STYLE NINJA ART: SWEDISH PAGANS!

Andropov: (Russian Accent) ICE STYLE NINJA ART: POLTAVA!

Killer Frost: ICE STYLE NINJA ART: CAROLEANS PRAYER!

Golova: (Russian Accent) ICE STYLE NINJA ART: LONG LIVE THE KING!

Maverick: (Canadian Accent) ICE STYLE NINJA ART: ULFHEDNAR!

Hunter: (German Accent) ICE STYLE NINJA ART: RUINA IMPERII!

Nico: ICE STYLE NINJA ART: RUINA IMPERII!

Lillie: ICE STYLE NINJA ART: ALOLA VULPIX!

Alexis Rhodes: ICE STYLE NINJA ART: WALKING WITH BEASTS!

Elsa: ICE STYLE NINJA ART: KINGDOM OF ARENDELLE!

Jack Frost: ICE STYLE NINJA ART: EMPIRE OF THE ICE AGE!

May: ICE STYLE NINJA ART: EMPEROR OF THE ICE AGE!

Mizore: ICE STYLE NINJA ART: YUKI-ONNA!

Subzero: ICE STYLE NINJA ART: NORSCA!

Astrid: ICE STYLE NINJA ART: PLEISTOCENE GLACIERS!

We fired a massive plethora of water and ice blasts and they slammed into Numbuh 3 and drenched and froze her.

Numbuh 3's temperature was rising fast!

Me: Uh oh!

She exploded out of the ice.

Me: Her fire is intense. Magisword combos!

Vambre: (British Accent) Lets do it!

Lily: Yeah!

Announcer: SNOWBALL AND SNOW CONE MAGISWORDS!

Vambre, Lily, Prohyas and Skyla: SUPER ULTRA TEAMWORK COMBO: ICE AGE FREEZE!

They fired a massive blast of ice and snow and it slammed into Numbuh 3 and froze her again.

But then Numbuh 3 exploded out of the ice and she was weakened.

Mr. Boss: Let us help out.

Common Cold: Lets do it!

Toiletnator: Yeah!

They fired blasts of ice, energy, snot and toilet paper and blasted her all over the place and knocked her around and more.

But Numbuh 3 wasn't finished yet.

Me: She's just too hot to handle!

Ben: Let me help out!

Ben turned into Arctiguana

Ben: ARCTIGUANA!

Riley activated Ultimate Big Chill's powers.

Riley: ULTIMATE BIG CHILL!

Me: Time for some teamwork!

Armada Starscream: Lets do it!

Valon: Righto mate!

Armada Starscream used the Decepticon Cyber Planet Key and Valon used the Earth Cyber Planet Key. They enhanced Starscream's Null Laser Cannon and Valon's armor monsters and powers 100-fold.

Jetfire used the Autobot Cyber Planet Key and Cheryl used the Pokemon Cyber Planet Key and they enhanced Jetfire's Photon Rifle and Cheryl's powers of honey and bees 100-fold.

Armada Starscream and Valon: NULLING ARMOR MEGABLAST!

Starscream fired a powerful purple energy blast from his shoulder cannons and Valon fired a massive energy blast from his arm cannon.

Jetfire and Cheryl (Pokemon): PHOTON HONEY MEGABLAST!

Jetfire fired a blast of energy from his rifle and Cheryl fired a wave of honey.

Vexen and Lana: ABSOLUTE ZERO BEAM BLAST!

Captain Cold and Qin: SUBZERO FIRESTORM BLAST!

Killer Frost and Nico: EIS FROZEN FIRESTORM!

Ben as Arctiguana and Haku: ICE STYLE NINJA ART: ICICLE SHOWER RASENSHURIKEN!

Riley with Ultimate Big Chill's Powers and Ice Man (Marvel): ENDOTHERMIC FIRESTORM BLIZZARD!

Sailor Mercury and Luna: MERCURY MAELSTROM MEGABLAST!

Sailor Neptune and Lily: NEPTUNE MAELSTROM MEGABLAST!

Blizzard Man and Ice Man (Mega Man): BLIZZARD STORM OF FURY!

They fired massive waves of ice and water and the blasts all slammed into Numbuh 3 and really froze her in a huge block of ice and cooled her down.

Me: We have to hit her with our final smashes.

Mushi: YEAH! Give me back my sister you demon!

Numbuh 4: Yeah! Let Numbuh 3 go!

Numbuh 4, Mushi, Lana, Vexen and Killer Frost: SUPER ICESTORM FREEZE RAY!

They fired a massive freeze blast and it slammed into Numbuh 3 and froze her.

Brittney: This is for your own good Numbuh 3! (Chants an Exorcism Incantation)

Numbuh 3 exploded out of the ice and she was in pain as Brittney was reciting the Exorcism Incantation. I then flew up to the Thermostat and pressed the C button for cool just as Brittney finished the incantation and then the house was cooling back down to normal and it went back to what it was before and a ball of fire left Numbuh 3 and she was back to normal as the ball of fire went back to hell!

The house is returned to normal and we all walked out with Numbuh 3, who is now returned to her normal, innocent self. All of the operatives cheer for our successful mission.

Numbuh 362: Nice work, everyone. I knew you could do it.

Me: It was nothing. But this was one infernally hot mission.

Numbuh 3 was cold and sick.

Mushi: Well? Was it just like old times?

Roquefort: Actually, it was.

Common Cold: Minus the whole fiery demon thing, of course.

Toiletnator: And I wasn't treated as a joke this time.

Maria: That's good. You guys want to have fun in the snow with us before you head back to your base?

Captain Cold: Sure. After a day like today, I could use a little cold air.

We did so and went back to the estate. Numbuh 3 was shivering and had a headache the size of Alaska and she was also sneezing. Later we had a nice talk with Kani and told him everything and more. We fixed his house up and more.

Mushi: (To the viewers) We saved my sister and made sure that the fire demon is gone. Now we can have our house back.

Me: Yep.

We enjoyed the rest of the day and had nice showers to get all the sweat off. The Casagrandes were also celebrating the Mexican Independence Day and it was awesome.

THE END


Another awesome episode of KND done.

Operation: H.O.T.S.T.U.F.F. of Codename Kids Next Door is one of my favorite episodes of the show and it was one episode that was Volcanically Hot! This was a chapter that was as hot as the interior of the Earth. NicoChan11 and JediAvatarOfShinobi gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks guys. Next up is ninjakingofhearts debut as we go to Isla Sorna to stop Sonic's enemy Dr. Eggman from using an army of hybrid dinosaurs to destroy the world. Eli is gonna be one amazing asset and more. And in my mind I'm going to meet an immortal caveman version of myself that has lived for 75,000 years and has seen it all. You guys are gonna love what Eli went through.

See you all tomorrow.