At Slugburger we were having a celebration to celebrate the defeat of Cyclonis.
Everyone: CHEERS!
Me: To the Fall of Cyclonis and her evil empire.
We clinked our glasses and started eating.
Laney: Thank goodness we never have to see that evil and heartless tyrant again.
Prohyas: You said it Laney.
Vambre: (British Accent) Indeed dear brother. She was a monster that needed to be stopped.
Lola: Yeah.
Lana: She deserved to die.
Vypra: You said it Lana.
Edwayl: (Breton Accent) Indeed Lana.
Rainbow Dash: But the Cyclonian's deserved to be destroyed no matter what.
Applejack: (Cowboy Accent) That Cyclonis was meaner than a rattlesnake in a barrel full of piranhas.
Fluttershy: Putting it really mildly if you ask me.
Rarity: I agree. But that monster got what she deserved.
Me: She sure did. Cyclonis deserved to be banished to the Warp for all eternity.
Witchy Simone: You said it guys.
Lily: Cyclonis was a monster and she needed to be stopped or all of Atmos would be oppressed forever.
Lisa Loud: Indubitably.
Applebloom: (Cowboy Accent) That monster got what she deserved.
Starlight Glimmer: But I'm glad we all stopped her.
Thorax: Yeah.
Starlight Glimmer: By the way we should get Diamond Tiara and the human version of Cozy Glow to join the Redemption Squad. And we can also get Wallflower and Juniper Montage to join the Redemption Squad.
Me: That's a good idea Starlight. I heard that Wallflower tried to erase everyone's memories.
Starlight Glimmer: And Juniper tried to become famous by force. She tried to get revenge on my friends by trapping them in a magical mirror.
Me: A lot of good that did. Revenge is like a double edge sword and it will only to your own destruction. I almost went berserk over an alien flower that was out to destroy all life in the entire universe and flood it with hatred forever.
Sunset Shimmer: (Skeptical) Really?
Me: Yeah. Weird but true story. We've been all over the universe and saw a lot of planets and worlds and all that.
Sunset Shimmer: That's true.
Starlight Glimmer: I once manipulated an entire town into giving up their talent so they would think they were special.
Twilight Sparkle: Overpowered by magic I couldn't control and created a rift between two worlds almost destroying them both in the process.
Sunset Shimmer: Turned our own school into my own personal zombie army in hopes of conquering a far away pony world.
Me: Wow. Most of us have had a lot of dark times. But thanks to the light and purity we all carry we got through them and conquered many obstacles.
Pinkie Pie: Wow. We are a REALLY forgiving group.
We laughed.
Me: Well friendship forgives everything.
Nico: That's true.
Me: But Cozy Glow is a dangerous pony isn't she?
Applejack: Yes she is. But we helped her realize that there is more to life than using friendship for power.
Nico: That's good. So the pony version of Cozy Glow will go to prison.
Scootaloo: I hope so.
Sweetie Belle: Why can't we just kill her?
Me: Because that would go against our code and she is technically a kid. Our code forbids us from killing kids unless they are completely irredeemable or completely unrepentant. But it's a very rare case.
Nico: Yeah if we kill kids that will show that we are murderous monsters like barbarians that have killed thousands of innocent people regardless of age or gender and they showed not a single shred of remorse or guilt.
Rainbow Dash: That is a good code.
Me: Thanks. But there are two kids that we despised and killed that we had to go against our code for. But we didn't establish this code back then and we weren't called Team Loud Phoenix Storm back then.
Nico: Yeah their names are Chandler Henderson and Princess Morbucks.
Fluttershy: Who are they?
Me: You would hate these kids. Princess Morbucks was the previous owner of our estate before I moved here to Michigan 4 years ago.
Laney: And Chandler is the worst bully in all of our entire school. Chandler made the life of Lincoln and me a living nightmare.
We went over what happened during the events of Laney's Revenge, The Nature Sister's Cometh, A Spoiled Brat's Vendetta, Bully Dinosaurs VS Weredogs and Twas the Fight Before Christmas and everyone gasped.
Twilight Sparkle: That's crazy!
Rainbow Dash: That is crazy.
Eli: I have always hated Princess Morbucks. She always claimed that she was better than everyone else because she had all the money in the world.
Me: Having money is one thing but having things like Friendship, Love, Power, Kindness and Humility are another. There are things that money can never buy. Friendship, Love and Power are 3 of those things.
Nico: That's right.
Laney: My friend Karla is rich too and she is the polar opposite of her brother.
Lola: Lindsey is rich and she thought she was better than everyone. But we helped her and purified her.
Me: We sure did. But tell that to Veruca Salt. She was Princess Morbucks reincarnated.
Applebloom: That's crazy.
Naruto: It sure is. But I would never be a spoiled brat.
Sasuke: My evil selves would but not me.
Me: True. But if Princess Morbucks ever does come back, and I have a feeling she will come back around Christmas later this year, we'll fight her and send her to the Limburger Cheese Mines.
Applejack: Limburger Cheese Mines?
Me: It's a mine I found in Switzerland made entirely out of Limburger Cheese and it smells horrible! It smells like the whole cave is full of rotten socks.
Lana: I like it.
Lila Loud: Me too.
Me: We turned it into our special mine prison specially for spoiled brats.
Sunset Shimmer: Good idea.
Starlight Glimmer: Perfect prison for them.
Eli: I agree.
Nunnally: It's perfect for them.
Me: Good.
We got back to our party.
Later we were over in Silver Hills, California. It was the home city of the Time Force Power Rangers when they were stationed here in the 21st Century.
Clair (Pokemon): So, this is Silver Hills?
Wes Collins: Yep. It's our home both here in the 21st and 31st Centuries.
Me: That's amazing. A home in 2 times 1,000 years apart.
Nico: Time Force was set in the year 3000 when Time Force started and the rangers wound up here in the years 2001.
Laney: So 999 years apart.
Lisa Loud: Precisely.
Me: Amazing times they are and I once saw what it was like in the year 3000.
Nico: I remember that. So awesome.
Vypra: It sure is. Last time I was here in Silver Hills, you guys teamed up with the Lightspeed Rescue Rangers and helped them destroy both me and Quarganon.
Me: I remember that. That was so cool.
Laney: My favorite team up was with the Wild Force and the Time Force Rangers and how they helped Ransik get cured and redeemed.
Nico: That's one of my favorites too.
Me: I think I know why we are here. We're here to recruit Ransik and Nadira.
Danny Delgado: Awesome!
Lincoln: Cool!
Me: And there they are.
We saw Ransik and Nadira in the park.
Ransik is the main antagonist of Power Rangers Time Force and a supporting character of Power Rangers Wild Force. He is the (former) archenemy of Jen Scotts the Pink Time Force Ranger.
He was portrayed by Vernon Wells, who also played Bennett in Commando, Wez in Mad Max 2, and Mr. Igoe in Innerspace.
Ransik was created by the very people he seeks to destroy. In the future, children are born in labs, with traits designated by their parents. Ransik is a product of this tampering, born from an accident in a lab: During one of the required genetic enhancement sessions, one of the vials containing embryonic biomass unexpectedly fell and shattered, spilling the contents into a drain where the staff believed that the biomass would die out due to exposure to the outside world.
However, instead of dissolving, the sewer environment around the said spilled biomass unexpectedly caused it to mutate, and from the amalgamation of toxic waste and mutated biomass, a full-grown adult man was born. Possibly due to inherited memories of his parents' DNA donor, the creature, whom named himself Ransik, developed intelligence equivalent with that of full-grown man, but was forced to raise himself in the underground, rejected from society. As the first mutant, he organized factions of other mutants to take the world away from those who fear and hate his kind. He was also presumably married to a female mutant where from their union, Nadira was born. Who Ransik's wife and Nadira's mother was is never revealed in the series.
While roaming the dark parts of the city, he found three statues which were actually imprisoned Orgs. Since they had the same goal as him, to destroy humanity, Ransik set them free. The Org spirits copied his DNA and created bodies for themselves, making them Mut-Orgs. In exchange for freeing them, the Mutorgs gave Ransik the power to pull weapons from his body.
At one point before he organized factions of evil mutants, Ransik was bitten by the poisonous mutant known as Venomark. Alone and dying, Ransik was taken in by Dr. Fericks, who developed a serum which Ransik would need to take for life. Ransik turned on Dr. Fericks, stealing the serum and his Cyclobot technology, and laying waste to the lab. Dr. Fericks actually survived the explosion, and became Frax. It should be noted that it's not just Ferricks who felt pity on the mutant, as Jen stated many people tried to help him in spite of the mere sight of his hideous look which would terrify anyone who saw him, but Ransik was too consumed by hatred that reaching him was extremely difficult causing him to deny any help from humans.
From there on he carried out his plan to conquer the world and wipe out humanity. But due to Time Force stopping his evil plans, he resorts to traveling back in time with his army to conquer the world in the past, only for the Rangers to follow him.
In 2001, In what would be his last battle against the Power Rangers, Ransik injured Nadira, mistaking her for the Pink Ranger. Upon discovering this, Ransik was horrified at what he did and he realized that his hatred of humans had to end, because it only causes more suffering. He then turned himself over to Time Force.
A year after incarceration, Ransik was called on by Time Force to aid them against a new threat - the Mut-Orgs due to the history between himself and them. He agreed to help the Rangers, and travelled to the year 2002, where the Mut-Orgs went to ally themselves with Master Org. Before they started to hunt the Mut-Orgs, Ransik tells all the Rangers his story about how he unleashed them in the future, and revealed that the Mut-Orgs bestowed him powers to turn any part of his body into a weapon. He also reveals that he's already seen the error of his ways, especially the Mut-Orgs' existence. Just as the Mut-Orgs powered up their Spirit Bomb attack, Ransik, who was determined to fix his mistake, threw himself on them, causing an explosion which destroyed their mutant halves, allowing the Rangers to defeat them. The explosion nearly killed Ransik, but it also destroyed his mutant half, making him wholly human.
They saw us.
Ransik: Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's nice to finally meet you at last.
Red Lantern Ratchet: Nice to meet you as well, Ransik.
Me: It's a pleasure to meet you Ransik.
Nadira: Danny you are looking good big boy.
Danny Delgado: Thanks Nadira.
Ransik: Vypra. This is a surprise. The last time I saw you, you were destroyed along with Quarganon.
Vypra: Well, things have changed since then. I'm sure you've heard about the Masters of Evil.
Dark Spicer: Speaking of which, Dr. Viktor, Man Boy, Diabolico, and Living Laser are part of our ranks now.
Scavenger: Where did you guys find Living Laser?
Dark Spicer: We found him hiding out in an abandoned subway station in New York City.
Me: Sounds pretty obvious to me. But Ransik, I'm so sorry that you went through all that over in the future and what that abomination Venomark did to you was awful. He really pisses me off so much that it makes my blood boil!
Nico: (Puts his hand on my shoulder) Easy man. I don't like Venomark either. But if we face him he'll be the first ever monster we Hakai.
Ransik: And I hope you do. I see you all have Notacon and Dash with you all.
Notacon: Yeah we're all part of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Redemption Squad.
Dash (Time Force): And we are loving it.
Ransik: I'm so sorry about what happened to Ra's and Bowser.
Me: We appreciate that. That was a hard battle for us. We also came to recruit you and Nadira into the Redemption Squad.
Nadira: You guys want us to join the Redemption Squad?
Windcharger: Well, you guys have been out of action for a long time.
Nadira: I thought you guys would want us to join the Masters of Evil.
Dark Spicer: Honestly, you and Ransik would probably fit in more with J.D. and the others.
Me: I agree. Plus it was the Wild Force Rangers that helped set you 2 on the path to redemption and got you fully cured.
Ransik: That is true. I will gladly join you guys.
Me: Awesome.
We now had Ransik and Nadira in our ranks as members of the Redemption Squad and it was awesome.
Later we were on the flying fortress of the Secret Saturday's and we were off to Central Asia.
Lana: So what creature of the world of Cryptids are we gonna see this time?
Me: We're going to try and find the legendary giant bird of Arabic Mythology: The Roc.
Leni: Is it a rock of legends?
Me: No Leni, it's a really massive bird that is like an eagle on steroids.
I went over what the Roc was.
The Roc is an enormous legendary bird of prey in the popular mythology of the Middle East.
The Roc appears in Arabic geographies and natural history, popularized in Arabian fairy tales and sailors' folklore. Ibn Battuta tells of a mountain hovering in the air over the China Seas, which was the Roc. The story collection One Thousand and One Nights includes tales of Abd al-Rahman and Sinbad the Sailor, both of which include the Roc.
Lori: Whoa! That must be literally one enormous bird!
Me: It's said to be so massive and so powerful that it can easily pick up a 12,000 pound elephant with absolute ease.
Lola: WHOA! That IS a huge bird!
Laney was reading a book on the legendary Roc.
Laney: It says that there have been several sightings of this gigantic bird dating back to 1298 A.D. and it was Marco Polo that was believed to have discovered it.
Me: That's right and the Roc was also in the stories of One Thousand and One Nights. Mostly in the tales of And al-Rahman and Sinbad the Sailor.
Lily: That's so cool!
Nico: How big is a bird like this?
Me: It's said to resemble a huge eagle and it has a height of 20 feet and has a wingspan of over 100 feet.
Everyone was in awe.
Lynn: Whoa! That must be a magnificent bird!
Drew Saturday: It sure is.
Doc: You will flip when you see the size of it and we are already here.
We arrived in the mountains of Jabal al Qara' in Oman.
Me: The mountains of Jabal al Qara' in Oman. This place is a warzone because of terrorism.
Nico: It sure is.
Laney: I would not want to come here on vacation.
Me: No one ever does now these days because of terrorists still at large.
Lola: Yeah.
We then heard what sounded like an eagle cry.
Lana: Whoa! That is a huge eagle cry.
Vince: A big one.
Hokuto: That was a huge Eagle.
Me: That's the Roc. (Points to a hill) It's coming from behind that hill.
We walked over it and we saw in a bird cage the LEGENDARY ROC! It was a gigantic eagle!
Me: WHOA! There it is!
Spicer: Is that the Roc?!
Nico: That's it all right. It's huge!
Lola: What a magnificent bird!
Lori: It's literally beautiful!
Me: And it looks so much like the Golden Eagle that lives over in Finland.
Carol: It sure does.
Notacon: Don't you guys find it odd that the Roc's in a cage out in the open?
Me: I sure do Notacon.
Gargoyle (W.I.T.C.H): Odd or not, we still have to save it.
Chompy Mage: Ok. Let's get the Roc out of here before anyone unfriendly that's not in the Masters of Evil shows up.
Me: Wait guys. It's too easy.
I picked up a rock and threw it and it hit a force field and obliterated it.
Lola: Whoa!
Me: Some one put an energy barrier around it. And the Barrier was made from that collar around the Roc's neck.
Nico: Genius technology.
Paragus then sensed something.
Paragus: Wait. I sense a powerful energy signal. And it's very close.
Me: I feel it too. And it's pure evil.
?: That signal is from me.
A figure came out from behind a rock and it was none other than the arch-nemesis of the Secret Saturday's, VINCENT VLADISLAV ARGOST!
Vincent Vladislav Argost, more commonly referred to as V. V. Argost or simply Argost, is the main antagonist in The Secret Saturdays. He is actually the Yeti of Himalayan legend (as revealed in the second last episode). He created a mask in his mountain home and went out into the human world.
He was voiced by Corey Burton, who also played Count Dooku in the animated Star Wars series.
He hosts his own show, Weird World, which is about cryptids. Zak Saturday (prior to Kur Rising) was a big fan, even though his parents didn't want him to watch the show. His museum of cryptid relics and trinkets is really an arsenal of magical objects he plans to use to get his hands on the most powerful cryptid of all, Kur.
In the premiere of season 2, episode "Kur (Part 1)", it is revealed that following his defeat at Antarctica that Argost has disappeared. Despite this, his loyal fans, however, have been spray painting "Argost Lives" on buildings, cars, and even the Saturday's own Airship (much to Doc's chagrin). When the Saturdays go on the run, Doyle, aided by Zon and later Van Rook, begins a search to find him to find out all he knows about Kur to help the Saturdays.
Van Rook has stated if Argost is alive, he will be licking his wounds in a place where he feels at home. When Doyle mentions they already tried Weird World, Van Rook berates his former apprentice for his lack of imagination saying that Argost has always preferred cryptids to people. In other words, he will be recuperating somewhere isolated and close to one of his "pets."
In the final episode of season 1, "Kur Rising" his mask is cracked by Zak during the fight. Up until recently, it was unknown that Argost's "face" was actually some kind of mask (although it was mentioned in the promo site "Weird World"), which was revealed in the end of season 1 when Zak cracked it during their fight. This is because he is actually a cryptid, the legendary Yeti. He has powerful claws and muscle power, along with a twisted evil mind.
In his true form, Argost is a lot taller than a normal human, which explains his always hunched over position when he is in disguise. He is possibly as tall or taller than the Hibagon and also very strong and agile, able to take on multiple opponents with little effort.
He has a knack of using cryptids in battle in ways that no one thought possible before, such as using the neural parasites to actually control someone when it was originally believed one could only view what the host saw and not manipulate them. Doc has mentioned before that the Secret Scientists probably don't even know a fraction of his capabilities.
It was believed by Doyle in "Kur (Part 2)" that Argost was actually dead when he and Van Rook track Munya to Scotland and discover he has been faking Weird World promos with a text-to-audio device. Argost turns out to actually be alive and saves Zak from a sneak attack from Rani Naga by tackling her off her cryptid mount, although all Zak and Fiskerton see is a blurry shadow during the incident. He later appears in person after Zak sends all the cryptid attackers home, grabs Zak, taking him up to the top of a building. Fisk follows and the two fight briefly before the cryptid loses his balance and looks like he is about to fall off the building when Argost grabs his arm pulling the cryptid to safety. He tells Zak he hopes that this action is enough proof that all he wants is to talk. He admits he knows Zak's true identity and in the end, he will most likely betray him but he is willing to teach Zak to control his power "covertly" through Weird World. Zak agrees despite the risks and later asks Doyle to dig up as much has he can of Argost's past so he can have an edge over Argost if he needs it.
From Baron Finster, it is learned that Argost provided the initial design for the criminal's lower body, originally more organic than the mechanical body it would eventually become. Argost gave him the design in exchange for the money to launch Weird World, having nothing but his cape and his mask at that point in his life. It is also learned from Baron Finster that it is unwise for anyone who knows anything about Argost's past to talk about it because such people have a habit of vanishing. Finster himself is kidnapped by Munya for apparently saying too much though he manages to cryptically tell Doyle to "follow the cryptids" before being dragged off by Munya. At the end of 'Legion of Garuda', he took the flute of Gilgamesh (an item said to be able to extract the spirit of Kur). He appeared again in "Return Of Tsul 'Kalu", when Doyle, Zon, and Van Rook tracked Finister's message to a cryptid black market. At first, it looked like he was after the dealer, but in the end, his real target was an orange ape-like cryptid called the Xing-Xing.
In "And Your Enemies Closer", Argost made his final move, secretly shows up to help Zak remove a dangerous cryptid from Dr. Beeman's lab, which later turns out to be Argost's final trap that puts Zak's life in danger. He then captured Zak and took him to a secret island where he revealed he had obtained the Monday's smoke mirror from the Louvre, having learned about the existence of the Mondays when he hacked into the Saturday's database. Using Zak's presence in the mirror, Argost freed Zak Monday, only to use the Flute Of Gilgamesh to steal the evil doppelganger's powers. At the same time, Doyle and Drew discover that their parents were lost because they were attacked by a Himalayan monster called the Yeti. Upon inspecting the beast's abandoned lair, they discover a mold for Argost's mask, who at the same time, rips his mask off, revealing his true identity as a cryptid.
In "War of the Cryptids", Argost's complete back story is explained at first. Having obtained a television as a 'souvenir' from one of the mountain camps, Argost as the Yeti and the Xing-Xing cryptid he later captured learned how to speak English from it.
After coming back from his attack on the Blackwell's camp, the Xing-Xing warned Argost that the humans would come after him. Argost wasn't worried, however, as he donned the mask he had made to walk among humans to make it hard to find him. He got his television show by creating robotic spider legs for Baron Finster as compensation for his services.
In the present, Argost used his stolen Anti-Kur powers to raise an army of the most vicious cryptids to live and had them attack capital cities all over the world.
Eventually, he is confronted by the Saturdays and their allies. Once down, he is attacked by Drew and Doyle who tell him that he attacked their parents 27 years ago while separating the siblings. Argost merely taunted them and labeled their parents among his many victims who all screamed in different ways. Before they could attack, Zak intervened and Argost used this as a chance to escape the Saturday family.
At his lair, he is approached by the Nagas who see him as the true Kur and convince him to eliminate humanity instead of enslaving it, which he decides to go through and has his army attack. When the Saturdays stormed Weird World and prepared to fight the Nagas, Argost offered to let everyone go free if Zak went with him. At first, Zak didn't agree until during the fight, Rani Nagi launched a fatal blast, meant for Drew, at Van Rook. Argost then revealed that since his plan to drain Zak Monday's power worked so well, he decided to do the same to Zak.
However, he didn't hear Zak's warning that matter and antimatter cannot exist in the same universe and just as he was feeling a moment of ultimate victory, the combination of the matter/antimatter Kur powers makes an intense vortex open and he is then sucked into it while screaming. Argost then vanishes into the vortex, apparently destroyed and ending his threat (as well as the threat of Kur) once and for all.
Me: Vincent Vladislov Argost I presume?
Argost: Indeed. So we finally meet J.D. Knudson of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. You have been a major thorn in my side since you started killing my subordinates.
Me: They got what they deserved in the name of justice.
Doc: Now you will join them.
Argost: I've grown weary of you Saturdays foiling my plans. Killin Munya, Finster, and Piecemeal. Locking up Van Rook and Shoji. And hogging those Cryptids all to yourselves!
Me: Cryptids are not your pets for your own selfish goals to destroy the world Argost! They are living creatures just like us and they are not your toys for your own sick agenda!
Nico: That's right!
Caitlin: It's over, Argost!
Argost: (chuckles) Over? My dear, it's only just begun.
Me: No it's the beginning of the end for you Argost! Your days of trying to destroy the entire human race end now!
I then used my super speed and kicked Argost in the face and sent him crashing into the force field and he got electrocuted.
Me: You will pay for your crimes Argost!
Then The Riddler, Wiggum, Springfield Mafia, Cantwell, Cargill and Patty & Selma appeared!
Nico: The Riddler, Wiggum, Springfield Mafia, Cantwell, Cargill and Patty & Selma.
Wiggum: Yep.
Riddler: Nice to be back in the supervillain business.
Nico: Glad you are feeling better after the Battle with Thanos, Eddie.
Cantwell: We told you guys we weren't helping Argost.
Zak: Of course we knew that.
Wiggum: Can we have the usual battles after Argost is dead? Because I really would like to know the name of Homer's group.
Homer: Good idea.
Fat Tony: Looks like J.D. has the fight all started.
?: Let me help you guys take him down.
A figure came out and it was GORGAX from episodes 7 and 8 of Super Megaforce!
Gorgax is a shrimp-themed field commander sent by The Armada to deal with the Super Mega Rangers. He is electrokinetic and has a collar that generates a force field at his will.
Gorgax was a last-minute addition to an XBorg assault Prince Vekar plotted on Earth. When multiple platoons of XBorgs were wiped out by an unknown assailant, Vekar finally decided to add a commander to its roster, previously believing that any commanders added would be a waste. Gorgax gives the Rangers a hard time, brandishing a bomb and using his forcefield to drag out the battle. However, Jake, as the Green Galaxy Ranger, was able to accidentally damage his collar, which dropped his forcefield. Gorgax was forced to retreat.
Upon Gorgax's return to the Armada mothership, he was berated by Vekar for having run away. Visibly frustrated, he storms out and angers Vekar. Argus notes that he was not showing attitude but was irritated with himself. Damaras threatens to kill Gorgax, but Vekar decides to give him a secret "upgrade".
Gorgax returns to Earth with what seems to be a reinforced collar. The Rangers plot to get around him to be able to hit its back section. However, Orion arrives to stop them, noticing that it's a bomb as well. Orion forks it away from Gorgax and allows it to explode several feet above. Gorgax was shocked at what Vekar had done to him, but Orion was unforgiving and destroyed him with his Final Strike.
Orion: Gorgax!
Gorgax: Been a while Silver Ranger.
Nico: I remember you! You were introduced when Orion made his debut and you gave the rangers a hard time. Vekar gave you a collar that could project force fields at your will and it also had a bomb in it.
Gorgax: That's right Nico. You have as good a memory as J.D. does.
Nico: Like J.D., I too have watched all the episodes of Power Rangers from day 1.
Gorgax: Nice!
Orion: (to Gorgax) I hope your force field collar's not explosive this time.
Gorgax: It's not. Mistress Vypra said so after she brought me back.
Maria: Good. You're gonna need it for this battle.
Nico: That's a relief. Lets help J.D.!
Troy: Compared to Cyclonis, you'll be easy Argost!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Lightmask Squad!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Maskman Rangers! Vypra and the Masters of Evil all appeared and they helped us face Argost.
Vypra: I have had it with Argost too.
Dark Spicer: Here's your warning...
Maxxor: In the name of the Tribal Alliance...
Will Vandom: Guardians...
Arkayna: Mysticons...
Tommy Oliver: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
Crag: Come on fellas!
Dark Spicer: YOUR FUCKING ASS IS ABOUT TO BE KICKED!
Maxxor: YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO DEATH!
Will Vandom: UNITE!
Arkayna: ENERGIZE!
Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
The Power Rangers all morphed and the Mysticons and Guardians transformed.
Nico: Lets get him!
Eli: CHARGE!
They powered up and went at Argost!
Edzilla: ED SMASH MONKEY FREAK!
I punched Argost in the face and kicked him in the stomach and punched him in the back of the head and Nico kicked him in the back and Eli swooped in and slashed his face with his sword and kicked him in the face and knocked him down and Lola and Lea fired blasts of fire and burned him all over the place. Lincoln and Elena and Fiona fired blasts of lightning and electrocuted Argost all over. The Ripping Friends punched and smashed Argost all over with incredible fury and smashed and pulverized him all over the place with incredible force and the Megaforce Rangers blasted him all over with incredible power and Topar, Fivarth, Jaal, Tangath Toborn, Ario, Bierk, and Skartalas smashed and blasted Argost all over the place with incredible fury and smashed into pulp. The Guardians fired blasts of lightning, fire, earth, wind and water and drenched, smashed, cut, burned and electrocuted him all over and Vypra and Laney slashed and blasted him with light and darkness and barbs full of poison and Lana, Vexen, Killer Frost and Maureen blasted Argost with blasts of ice and froze him and Lucy, Brittney and the Goths of Darkness and the Dark Signers all fired blasts of rainbow fire and black fire and the blasts hit Argost all over and burned him and Lincoln and Electro fired lightning blasts and electrocuted him all over and Superman and the Justice League and Captain America and the Avengers all blasted and smashed and pulverized him all over with incredible fury. Edzilla punched and smashed and pulverized Argost all over with incredible fury and Number 7 fired missiles and lasers at him and blasted him everywhere and the Ponies and Equestria Girls all blasted Argost all over the place with powerful blasts of magic and energy and Alexis, Jaden, Raven and Tara blasted them with blasts of ice fire, elemental energy, darkness and earth & fire and smashed and blasted Argost all over the place with incredible fury.
When we stopped, Argost was badly pulverized and brutally mutilated to within an inch of his life.
Me: Argost you will never be loved in the world of Cryptozoology! STAR STYLE NINJA ART: ANDEAN CONDOR!
I fired a wave of star energy and it formed into the largest bird in the world and in all of South America, The Andean Condor!
Varie: MERMAID STYLE NINJA ART: ALBATROSS!
Varie fired a wave of water and it formed into the magnificent Albatross bird of Antarctica!
Volcana: FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: SPITFIRE BIRD!
Volcana fired a wave of fire and it formed into the hypothetical and beautiful bird of 100 million A.D.: the Spitfire Bird.
Sheila the Thief: AURORA STYLE NINJA ART: PEREGRINE FALCON!
Sheila fired a wave of aurora energy and it formed into the fastest bird in the world: The Peregrine Falcon.
Bobby the Barbarian: EARTHQUAKE STYLE NINJA ART: EMU!
Bobby smashed the ground with his warclub and a lot of earth upheaved and formed into a stampede of Emu birds made of rock.
Sirena the Malaysian Mermaid: WATER STYLE NINJA ART: SOUTHERN CASSOWARY!
Siren fired a wave of water and it formed into the Australian Cassowary bird.
Kairi: LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: CONFUCIOUSORNIS!
Kairi fired a wave of light and it formed into the Cretaceous bird from 125 million years ago: Confuciousornis!
Confuciusornis is a genus of primitive crow-sized avialan from the Early Cretaceous Period of the Yixian and Jiufotang Formations of China, dating from 125 to 120 million years ago. Like modern birds, Confuciusornis had a toothless beak, but close relatives of modern birds such as Hesperornis and Ichthyornis were toothed, indicating that the loss of teeth occurred convergently in Confuciusornis and living birds. It is the oldest known bird to have a beak. It was named after the Chinese moral philosopher Confucius (551–479 BC). Confuciusornis is one of the most abundant vertebrates found in the Yixian Formation, and several hundred complete, articulated specimens have been found.
Aqua: MEADOW STYLE NINJA ART: PHEASANT SWARM!
Aqua fired a wave of grass and it formed into a group of Pheasant's.
Namine: LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: MOA!
Namine fired a wave of light and it formed into the extinct Moa bird from 17 million years ago.
Moa were nine species (in six genera) of now-extinct flightless birds endemic to New Zealand. The two largest species, Dinornis robustus and Dinornis novaezelandiae, reached about 3.6 m (12 ft) in height with neck outstretched, and weighed about 230 kg (510 lb) while the smallest, the bush moa, was around the size of a turkey. Estimates of the Moa population when Polynesians settled New Zealand circa 1280, vary between 58,000 to c. 2.5 million.
Moa belong to the order Dinornithiformes, traditionally placed in the ratite group. However, their closest relatives have been found by genetic studies to be the flighted South American tinamous, once considered to be a sister group to ratites. The nine species of moa were the only wingless birds lacking even the vestigial wings that all other ratites have. They were the largest terrestrial animals and dominant herbivores in New Zealand's forest, shrubland, and subalpine ecosystems until the arrival of the Māori, and were hunted only by the Haast's eagle. Moa extinction occurred around 200 years after human settlement primarily due to overhunting by the Māori.
Eli: WOLF FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: EURASIAN EAGLE OWL!
Eli fired a blast of blue fire and it formed into the fastest owl in the world: The Eurasian Eagle Owl.
Nunnally: CELTIC STYLE NINJA ART: BLAKISTON'S FISH OWL!
Nunnally fired a wave of green energy and it formed into the largest owl in the world: The Blakiston's Fish Owl.
Dana: ICE STYLE NINJA ART: GYRFALCON!
Dana fired a wave of ice and snow and it formed into the beautiful Gyrfalcon!
Carol: ATOMIC STYLE NINJA ART: GREAT HORNED OWL!
Carol fired a wave of atomic energy and it formed into the majestic and wise Great Horned Owl!
Tara: EARTH STYLE NINJA ART: DESERT BURROWING OWL!
Tara fired a wave of earth and it formed into the Burrowing Owl from the deserts of Arizona.
Raven: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: VULTURE!
Raven fired a wave of darkness and it formed into the Cruelest Mistake of Mother Nature, The Vulture!
Lincoln: SHADOW STYLE NINJA ART: HAAST'S EAGLE!
Lincoln fired a wave of darkness and it formed into the majestic prehistoric bird, the Haast's Eagle!
Ronnie Anne: HEAT STYLE NINJA ART: ARGENTAVIS!
Ronnie Anne fired a wave of fire and it formed into the largest bird that ever lived: The Argentivis Bird!
Paige: PHOENIX STYLE NINJA ART: PHOENIX!
Girl Jordan: SOLAR STYLE NINJA ART: COMMON PEAFOWL!
Linka: LIGHTNING STYLE NINJA ART: OSTRICH!
Liberty: MAGIC STYLE NINJA ART: ARCANE PIGEON!
Lyra: LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: DOVE!
Lee: VOID STYLE NINJA ART: TOUCAN!
Lori: WIND STYLE NINJA ART: KING VULTURE!
Leni: SCREECH STYLE NINJA ART: BARN OWL!
Luna: METAL STYLE NINJA ART: CASSOWARY!
Sam S.L.: PLASMA STYLE NINJA ART: ELF OWL!
Luan: CELESTIAL STYLE NINJA ART: AMERICAN KESTREL!
Lynn: EARTH STYLE NINJA ART: BALD EAGLE!
Lucy Loud: DARK STYLE NINJA ART: RAVEN!
Laney: WOOD STYLE NINJA ART: WOODPECKER!
Lana: ICE STYLE NINJA ART: EMPEROR PENGUIN!
Lola: FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: SECRETARY BIRD!
Lisa Loud: ATOM STYLE NINJA ART: CROW!
Lily: WATER STYLE NINJA ART: SEAGULL!
Hunter: (German Accent) INFERNO STYLE NINJA ART: STELLER'S SEA EAGLE!
Axel Adell: (Swedish Accent) ADÉLIE PENGUIN!
Khalyaka: (Indian Accent) INDIA STYLE NINJA ART: GREAT INDIAN BUSTARD!
Salar: (Arabic Accent) FIRESTORM STYLE NINJA ART: MUTE SWAN!
Andropov: (Russian Accent) ICE STYLE NINJA ART: TUNDRA SWAN!
Matthias: (German Accent) FOREST STYLE NINJA ART: RED-TAILED HAWK!
Lateefa: (Arabic Accent) DESERT STYLE NINJA ART: RUDDY SHELDUCK!
Nataša: (Czech Accent) METAL STYLE NINJA ART: AMERICAN FLAMINGO!
Suwailim: (Egyptian Accent) DESERT STYLE NINJA ART: GREATER FLAMINGO!
Woya: WIND STYLE NINJA ART: SCARLET MACAW!
Leyati: WIND STYLE NINJA ART: BLUE AND YELLOW MACAW!
Edwayl: CELTIC STYLE NINJA ART: TAWNY OWL!
Fletcher Connor: (Scottish Accent) SCOTTISH STYLE NINJA ART: GROUSE!
Atchara: (Thai Accent) ENCHANTED WATER STYLE NINJA ART: GREYLAG GOOSE!
Maverick: (Canadian Accent) ICE STYLE NINJA ART: AUK!
Alex T.: FIRESTORM STYLE NINJA ART: CRANE!
Shamrina: (Assyrian Accent) FIRESTORM STYLE NINJA ART: ARABIAN OSTRICH!
Tshibangu: (Congo Accent) JUNGLE STYLE NINJA ART: AFRICAN SACRED IBIS!
Kanaloa: (Hawaiian Accent) HAWAII STYLE NINJA ART: HAWAIIAN HONEYCREEPER!
Lang: (Chinese Accent) BAMBOO STYLE NINJA ART: BIDDULPH'S GROUND JAY!
Mao: (Chinese Accent) BAMBOO STYLE NINJA ART: EMEI LEAF WARBLER!
Nora: (Spanish Accent) JUNGLE STYLE NINJA ART: PINEAPPLE GREEN-CHEEKED CONURE!
Delizia: (Italian Accent) ITALIAN STYLE NINJA ART: ITALIAN SPARROW!
Nantan: WIN STYLE NINJA ART: SWAINSON'S WARBLER!
Ryan: (British Accent) ICE STYLE NINJA ART: CANADA GOOSE!
Eloá: (Brazilian Accent) AMAZON STYLE NINJA ART: HYACINTH MACAW!
Golova: (Russian Accent) ICE STYLE NINJA ART: ATLANTIC PUFFIN!
Malina: (Polish Accent) WIND STYLE NINJA ART: WESTERN CAPERCAILLIE!
Ed Cowart: SHADOW CLONES!
He formed 4 Shadow Clones:
Ed Cowart 1: WATER CRYPTID STYLE: ALTAMAHA-HA!
Ed Cowart 2: OCEAN CRYPTID STYLE: KRAKEN!
Ed Cowart 3: LAKE CRYPTID STYLE: LOCH NESS MONSTER!
Ed Cowart 4: EARTH CRYPTID STYLE: BIGFOOT!
Ed Cowart 5: THUNDER CRYPTID STYLE: THUNDERBIRD!
We fired massive blasts of elemental energy and they formed into said species of birds from all over the world and they slammed into Argost and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Vambre: This is gonna hurt you really bad.
Lola: Lets do it!
Announcer: MOUSETRAP AND BEAR CLAW MAGISWORDS!
Vambre and Lola: SUPER TEAMWORK COMBO: BEAR TRAP SHOWER!
They fired blasts of energy and they formed into a bunch of deadly bear traps and they snapped on Argost and he screamed in excruciating agony.
Prohyas: That must've hurt. Lets see how he likes this one!
Lana: Lets get him.
Announcer: FISHSTICK AND RUMP ROAST MAGISWORDS!
Prohyas and Lana: SUPER TEAMWORK COMBO: ROTTEN MEAT VOMIT STORM!
They fired waves of rotten fish and rotten meat and they slammed into Argost and when he smelled the stench coming off of the meat he hurled his guts out.
Lily: Lets see how he likes this one.
Witchy Simone: Lets get him!
Announcer: CURSED GARLIC AND EXCALIBURGER MAGISWORDS!
Lily and Witchy Simone: SUPER TEAMWORK COMBO: STINK BOMB BURGER SURPRISE!
They formed a huge burger and it was overflowing with the stench of garlic and they threw it and it slammed into Argost and exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
FOGHORN!
Scavenger: Lets use some teamwork guys!
Red Lantern Ratchet: Lets do it!
Scavenger and Ratchet used the Earth and Ysmault Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Scavenger's Laser Pistol and Red Lantern Ratchet's Red Lantern Powers 100-fold.
Clair and Windcharger used the Pokemon and Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Clair's powers and Pokemon's abilities and Windcharger's Magnetism 100-fold.
Scavenger and Red Lantern Ratchet: RAGING SUPERLASER BLAST!
Scavenger and Red Lantern Ratchet fired massive blasts of lasers and Red Lantern blasts.
Clair (Pokemon) and Windcharger: MAGNETIC DRAGON BLAST!
Clair and her Dragon Pokemon fired massive blasts of energy and Windcharger fired waves of magnetic energy.
Doc Saturday and Nikiya: SAIYAN STORM BLAST!
Drew Saturday and Nuova Shenron: FIRESTORM NOVA MEGABLAST!
Zak Saturday and Oceanus Shenron: TIBETAN HURRICANE MEGABLAST!
They fired massive waves of elemental energy and energy blasts and they slammed into Argost and exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Doc: You will never torment the world of Cryptids ever again!
Drew Saturday: We've had it with you Argost!
Zak: Time for you to die!
Doyle: Never torment us again!
Doc, Drew, Zak Saturday and Doyle: CRYPTOZOOLOGY SUPER FIRESTORM BLAST!
They fired a massive wave of fire and it slammed into Argost!
Argost: DAMN YOU SATURDAY'S TO HELL!
He was obliterated in an instant!
Nico: Argost you have failed this universe!
Argost's spirit then appeared.
Me: You aren't worthy for Hell!
I held out my hand to his face.
Me: HAKAI!
He was obliterated and sent to the Warp for all eternity.
Me: Lets free this bird now.
We did so and freed the Roc. It was eternally grateful.
Doyle: Ok. NOW we can have the usual battles.
Me: Yep.
Our stomachs then growled.
Me: Wow. Getting hungry. Lets head to the Krusty Krab and get some lunch and entertainment.
Nico: Good idea.
We went to the Krusty Krab and ordered food.
Laney: Good food.
Me: (Eating Krabby Patty) Delicious.
Vypra: It sure is.
Me: The fights are on.
Battle 1: The Riddler
Tecna, Chompy Mage and Cynder were facing The Riddler in their first ever battle.
Riddler: (to Tecna) Riddle me this. What has keys but no locks, space but no room and you can enter but you can't go in side?
Tecna: I actually have no idea.
Riddler: A keyboard!
We laughed!
Tecna: That was more like a joke than a riddle. But here's a good one. We're five little items of an everyday sort, you'll find us all in a tennis court.
The Riddler: That's a good one and it's simple. A-E-I-O-U. Vowels.
Tecna: That's right. I learned that one from Batman Forever. One of my all time favorites.
Chompy Mage: That was a good one.
Cynder: It sure was.
Riddler: Here's my awesome Pokemon.
He called out a Mr. Mime and a Mega Mr. Mime!
Tecna: A Mr. Mime and Mega Mr. Mime. Good choices.
Riddler: Thank you. Lets dance.
Tecna: Gladly.
They went at him and fired waves of energy and Chompy's and black lightning and knocked him down all over.
Tecna: Good fight.
Battle 2: Springfield Mafia
Sora Takenouchi, Birdramon, Gargoyle and Sandpit were facing the Springfield Mafia.
Sora T.: This is gonna be really good.
Birdramon: It sure will be good.
Gargoyle: Lets dance.
Sandpit: Yeah! Lets!
Fat Tony: Lets do it.
Legs: Get in my way and I'll whack you in the Lobanza.
Me: (From our table) Get in MY way Legs and I'll kick you in the fucking balls!
The Springfield Mafia called out their Pokemon and they went at them and blasted them and smashed them and knocked them out.
Sora T.: Good fight.
Battle 3: Cantwell
Lisa Simpson, Sideshow Bob and Jack Spicer were facing Cantwell.
Cantwell: No matter what you say Stupid Lisa, I will hate you forever.
Sideshow Bob: (British Accent) You really need to get over this ridiculous hatred of Lisa. She's only 8 years old and hasn't even done anything to you.
Jack Spicer: I agree.
Lisa Simpson: Yeah!
Cantwell called out her Pokemon and they went at her and blasted her all over and knocked her out.
Lisa Simpson: Take that.
Battle 4: Wiggum.
Homer as Pie Man, Bart as the Cupcake Kid, Notacon and Dash were facing Wiggum.
Homer: We are now called the Speeding Pie Brigade.
Wiggum: Oh that is a good name.
Notacon: It sure is.
Dash: Yeah! Lets do it!
Wiggum called out his Pokemon and they went at him and threw pies and pastries and smashed them in Wiggum's face and knocked them out.
Homer: Pies of Justice.
Battle 5: Selma & Patty
Mandee, Caitlin and Dominique were facing Selma & Patty.
Mandee: Lets make this a really fun time.
Caitlin: Lets do it.
Dominique: Yeah!
Selma: Lets do it!
Patty: Lets.
Selma & Patty called out their Pokemon and Mandee and team blasted them all over and knocked them out.
Mandee: Totes a good victory.
Battle 6: Cargill
Girl Jordan, Paragus and Oceanus Shenron were facing Cargill.
Girl Jordan: Lets see what you got.
Paragus: Bring it on.
Oceanus Shenron: Lets do it.
Cargill: Gladly.
Cargill called out his Pokemon and Girl Jordan's team fired blasts of energy and water and they slammed into Cargill and his Pokemon and knocked them out.
Girl Jordan: Nice fight.
Battle 7: Gorgax
Nico and the Megaforce Rangers were facing Gorgax.
Gorgax: I think I know all your Legendary Modes by now.
Gia: Not all of them!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Ranger J Platoon!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the J.A.K.Q. Rangers.
Gorgax: That's a new one.
Nico: Since you helped us I'm going to contain you.
Nico and the Megaforce Rangers fired blasts of energy and fire and they hit him all over and Nico fired a containment blast and Nico put him in a containment card.
Nico: Nice.
We got back to our lunch.
Cargill: Are you glad Argost is dead now?
Zak: We are. But there are still lots of Cryptids out there.
Fat Tony: True. And you can still help JD and the others on missions.
Doc Saturday: But now that our enemies are all dead, we can have more time to relax.
Selma: Good. You guys have earned it. Now, (takes out cigarettes) who wants to light this?
Lola: Allow me.
Lola flicked her fingers and lit their cigarettes.
Zak Saturday: (To the viewers) This was an awesome adventure and we proved that the Roc is real. But be careful with who you are around.
Me: Yep.
We had a great lunch.
THE END
Another awesome adventure with the Secret Saturday's done.
The Roc is one of my favorite cryptids from Cryptozoology and mythology. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12 and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is an awesome interdimensional non-combat chapter as we try to save Dr. Quest after he was kidnapped by aliens from another world and we try to stop them from taking over our planet and turning our world into their world in the awesome episode OTHER SPACE. IT's gonna be a rescue of interdimensional proportions.
See you all tomorrow.
