"Alice In Wonderland"


In the estate at Sunrise we were waking up. Ruby Rose was just starting to wake up and she then opened her eyes. Ruby woke up to see Horsea looking right at her.

Horsea: Good morning, Ruby!

Ruby Rose: Oh morning Horsea.

Maria came in.

Maria: Oh there you are Horsea.

She picked her up.

Maria: Morning Ruby. Have a good sleep?

Ruby Rose: I sure did.

Maria: Breakfast is almost ready.

Ruby Rose: Okay.

She got up and got dressed.

We were having breakfast and we were having Pancakes and French Toast.

Yang: Good breakfast.

Me: Thanks Yang.

Ruby: Horsea, how did you and Maria meet?

Horsea: That is a really interesting story.

Maria: Me and Horsea met when we were in the world of Narnia.

Me: It's a really great story with an epic battle.

I revealed everything that happened during that time and it was a fantastic story.

Lincoln: It sure was an epic battle.

Ruby Rose: Wow! That's incredible.

Blake Belladonna: It sure sounds like it.

Emerald Sustrai: Yeah. But it's good that the White Witch got what she deserved.

Lincoln: Yep.

Later in the rocklands of the outskirts of the city we were over at the stone house of Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie comes from a family of rock farmers.

Plant Man: So this is where you live, Pinkie?

Pinkie: Yep! This is my home and it is where we live! Whee!

Nicole: Wow! She lives in one of those old fashion stone houses from the old prehistoric times. Like in the Flintstones. This is what I call a true home for the greatest of rockhounds.

Laney: It's so cool.

Rainbow Dash: It sure is. What's a rockhound?

Nicole: It's a way of calling geologists and rock admirers.

Fluttershy: That's cool.

Lincoln: So why are we here?

Me: We're here to have a little talk with Pinkie's sister Limestone Pie. We got word that she was a total jerk to Applejack and her family.

Riley: J.D., you're not gonna do anything drastic to Limestone Pie, are you? Like kill her?

Me: No no. Just reprimand her and tell her the error of her ways to Applejack and her family.

Nico: Good.

We went over to the house and surprisingly Ransack was there to warn Limestone Pie of us coming.

Cybertron Ransack: Limestone Pie, was it? Listen, you need to get out of here while you still can before the rest of my friends get here!

Limestone Pie: Why should I!? I'm not scared.

We walked over to her.

Me: Limestone Pie right?

Limestone Pie: Yeah? I take it you're here to talk to me.

Me: Yes.

Skids: You know what? It's clear that we can't change your mind. I'll be waiting outside. Call me when you've Hakaiied Limestone Pie.

Me: We are not gonna Hakai her. Now Limestone we need to have a little talk about your attitude towards Applejack and her family here. Don't you think you were a little harsh towards them?

Limestone Pie: (Sighs) Yes you're right. I was a total jerk and I won't deny that. But I was just enforcing my family's traditions.

Me: And I respect that but you don't have to do it so harshly.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah Limestone. We love you but you need to be nicer to my friends.

Fluttershy: I agree. What you were doing to them was not nice and I think it's best that you apologize to them.

Limestone: You're right. Applejack, I'm sorry.

Applejack: (Cowboy accent) Apology accepted.

Me: Good.

Nico: At least that went well.

Me: Yeah. I think we're done here for now until we go after Cozy Glow's Pony Self.

Vince: Yeah.


Later we were back in the simulator for the second part of our adventure in the worlds of Kingdom Hearts. We were getting ready to head into the world of Alice In Wonderland from 1951.

Laney: This is gonna be awesome! I love Alice In Wonderland.

Fluttershy: This is gonna be amazing to see what it's like.

Wallflower: I'm excited myself and Alice In Wonderland is one of my favorite stories.

Me: Awesome. Lets get going.

We went into the Simulator and it activated and we found ourselves back in the universe of Kingdom Hearts and we were in the world of Alice In Wonderland from 1951.

Me: Wow. We're in Victorian Era, England.

Alice Liddell: (British Accent) It's like I'm back home.

Nico: It sure feels like it.

Lincoln: Yeah.

Me: There she is.

We saw Alice by a tree and she had her cat Dinah with her.

Alice: That's it, Dinah! If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

Dinah: Meow!

Alice: (climbs down tree) In my world, you wouldn't say 'meow'. You'd say 'Yes, miss Alice'.

Dinah: Meow!

Alice: (picks up Dinah) Oh, but you would! You'd be just like people, Dinah, and all the other animals too. Why, in my world… (sings) Cats and rabbits, would reside in fancy little houses, and be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers. In a world of my own. All the flowers would have very extra special powers, they would sit and talk to me for hours, when I'm lonely in a world of my own. There'd be new birds, lots of nice and friendly howdy-do birds, everyone would have a dozen bluebirds, within that world of my own. I could listen to a babbling brook and hear a song, that I could understand. I keep wishing it could be that way, because my world would be a wonderland.

Me: You have a beautiful voice Alice.

Alice: Oh hello everyone.

Me: Good to see you again. Sorry we couldn't see you a while back.

Alice: That's all right everyone.

Lincoln: We have been very busy working and saving the universe.

Lola: Yeah we sure have.

Alice: I'm glad you all are doing well everyone.

(Just then, Dinah saw what appeared to be a white rabbit with a waistcoat walking by.)

Dinah: Meow! Meow! Meow!

Me: Hey look there.

Alice: Oh Dinah! Its just a rabbit with a waistcoat… (surprised) and a watch!

Me: It's the White Rabbit.

White Rabbit: (looks at watch) Oh my fur and whiskers! I'm late, I'm late I'm late! (hops off)

Me: Whoa he is in quite a hurry.

Alice: Now this is curious! What could a rabbit possibly be late for?

Me: Lets follow him!

Aqua: Right.

Alice: (follows rabbit) Please, sir!

White Rabbit: (continues hopping) I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date! No time to say hello, goodbye! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!

Me: Boy he is really late.

Laney: Sacre bleu!

Alice: It must be awfully important, like a party or something! Mister Rabbit! Wait!

We continues to follow the rabbit.

White Rabbit: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm overdue. I'm really in a stew. No time to say goodbye, hello! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! (jumps down rabbit hole)

Alice: My, what a peculiar place to have a party.

Me: Lets go follow him.

Dinah: Meow!

Me: You first Alice.

(Alice squeezes herself in the hole.)

Alice: You know, Dinah, we really shouldn't…uhh…uhh…be doing this. After all, we haven't been invited! And curiosity often leads to troubl-l-l-e-e!

Me: Whoa wait for us!

(Suddenly, Alice tumbles and falls down the hole.)

We follow her down the rabbit hole.

Alice: Goodbye, Dinah! Goodbye!

(Dinah waves goodbye to us. As Alice falls down the hole, her skirt of her dress became a parachute, slowing down her fall.)

Me: Whoa! Good thing that happened.

Kairi: Yeah.

Alice: Oh! Well, after this I shall think nothing of fa-… (pushes apron off her face) of falling downstairs!

Nico: I hope this doesn't make you uncomfortable as you float down Alice.

Alice: I'll be fine.

(Alice noticed a lamp floating down and turns it on. Then she noticed a bunch of objects floating down the hole. She saw her reflection through a mirror. She picked up a book and looked at it. Then she landed on a rocking chair.)

Me: Whoa this is freaky.

Lola: But this is so cool!

Lana: It sure is.

Skyla: This is so cool seeing what's going on here.

Wallflower: It sure is.

Alice: Oh! (relaxed in chair) Ahhh… then slips off chair) Oh, Goodness! What if I should fall right through the center of the earth… (falls through a tight opening) oh, and come out the other side, where people walk upside down. Oh, but that's silly.

Me: Well that probably never happens.

Alice: Yeah. Nobody… (she stops falling and is upside down, then she spotted the rabbit) oh!

Me: There he goes!

Thunder: So this is Wonderland?

Me: Yep.

Alice: Oh, ha ha. (she got herself right side up) Oh, mister Rabbit! Wait! Please! …

(Alice ran through the room and spotted a door. She opens it only to find another door. Then another one and another one. Then she squeezed through the last door. She finds herself in an empty hall with a small door.)

Alice: Curiouser and curiouser!

Me: He went through that door down there.

We went up to the door and Alice twisted the doorknob and it groaned in pain.

Doorknob: Ohhhhh!

Eli: Whoa!

Alice: Oh! Oh, I beg your pardon.

Me: Terribly sorry about that.

Doorknob: Oh, oh, it's quite all right. But you did give me quite a turn!

Lana: Sorry about that.

Lola: Yeah.

Alice: You see, We were following…

Doorknob: Rather good, what? Doorknob, turn? (Laughs)

Luan: (Laughs) He sure has a sense of humor.

Alice: Please, sir.

Doorknob: Well, one good turn deserves another! What can I do for you all?

Alice: Well, I'm looking for a white rabbit. So, um, if you don't mind…

Doorknob: Uh? Oh!

He opened his mouth and we saw him.

Alice: There he is! I simply must get through!

Doorknob: Sorry, you're all much too big. Simply impassible.

Alice: You mean impossible?

Doorknob: No, impassible. Nothing's impossible!

Me: I think we're too big to go through right now.

Doorknob: Why don't you try the bottle on the table?

Alice: Table?

A table then appeared and it had a bottle on it.

Alice: Oh!

Doorknob: Read the directions, and directly you'll be directed in the right direction. He he he!

Luan: (Laughs) Good one.

Nico: He sure is funny.

Alice: 'Drink me'. Hmmm, better look first. For if one drinks much from a bottle marked 'poison', it's almost certain to disagree with one, sooner or later.

Doorknob: Beg your pardon!

Me: Lets see what will happen.

Wallflower: Yeah.

Alice: I was just giving myself some good advice. But… hmm, tastes like oh… cherry tart… (Shrinks) custard… (Shrinks) pineapple… (Shrinks) roast turkey… goodness! What did I do?

Doorknob: Ho ho ho ho! You almost went out like a candle!

Me: Whoa! Alice you are now as small as my foot!

I crouched down.

Me: Wow.

Nico: This is so cool.

Alice Liddell: This is just like what I know in my Wonderland.

Lincoln: It sure is.

Alice: But look! I'm just the right size!

Doorknob: Oh, no use! Ha ha ha ha. I forgot to tell you, ho ho ho ho! I'm locked!

Alice: Oh no!

Lori: That's literally a bummer.

Doorknob: Ha ha ha, but of course, uh, you've got the key, so…

Alice: What key?

Doorknob: Now, don't tell me you've left it up there!

The key appeared on the table.

Alice: Oh, dear!

Me: I got this.

I got the key.

Me: I hope this won't hurt you.

Doorknob: No I'm used to it.

Me: Okay.

I put the key into his mouth and turned it and the door opened.

Sora: Looks like we can go through now.

We went through the door and we were walking on the ocean and we saw a dodo.

Dodo: Oh, the sailor's life is the life for me, how I love to sail on the bounding sea, and I never never ever do a thing about the weather for the weather never ever does a thing for me. Oh, a sailor's life is a life for me, tiddle um (prrt, prrt) tiddle dum dum dee! And I never ne… ahoy! And other nautical expressions! Land ho, by Jove!

Parrot: Where away, Dodo?

Alice: Dodo?

Me: He has a great nautical voice.

Dodo: Three points to starboard. Follow me, me hearties! Have you at port no time at all now, haha! Oh…

Lincoln: There he goes.

Alice: Mister Dodo!

Dodo: Johoho, and a bottle of sea, we love each time…

Alice: Please! Please help me! … Um, pardon me, but uh, would you mind helping me? Please? Yoo Ho! Yoo Ho! Help me! Please! Help me!

Dodo: Forward, backward, inward, outward, come and join the chase! Nothing could be drier than a jolly caucus-race. Backward, forward, outward, inward, bottom to the top, never a beginning there can never be a stop to skipping, hopping, tripping, fancy free and gay, I started it tomorrow and will finish yesterday. Round and round and round we go, and dance for evermore, once we were behind but now we find we are be-forward, backward, inward, outward, come and join the chase! Nothing could be drier than a jolly caucus-race. For backward…I say! You'll never get dry that way!

Alice: Get dry?

Me: Looks like we got to land.

Dodo: Have to run with the others! First rule of a caucus-race, you know!

Alice: But how can I…

Dodo: That's better! Have you dry in no time now!

Alice: No-one can ever get dry this way!

Me: Strange way to get dry here.

Dodo: Nonsense! I am as dry as a bone already.

Alice: Yes, but…

Dodo: All right, chaps! Let's head now! Look lively!

Me: There he is!

Alice: The white rabbit! Mister Rabbit! Mi- mister Rabbit!

White Rabbit: Oh, my goodness! I'm late! I'm late!

Alice: Oh, don't go away! I'll be right back!

White Rabbit: I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!

Me: Lets go!

Dodo: Don't step on the fish! Eric, there, watch it there stop kicking that mackerel! William…

Alice: Mister Rabbit! Oh, mister Rabbit! Oh dear, I'm sure he came this way. Do you suppose he could be hiding? Hmmm… not here. I wonder… No, I suppose he must have… Oh! Why, what peculiar little figures! Tweedle Dee… and Tweedle Dum!

HONK!

Tweedle Dee: If you think we're wax-works, you ought to pay, you know!

ENK!

Tweedle Dum: Contrariwise, if you think we're alive you ought to speak to us!

HONK!

Dee & Dum: That's logic!

Alice: Well, it's been nice meeting you. Goodbye!

Me: Yeah.

Dee: You're beginning backwards!

Dum: Aye, the first thing in a visit is to say: How do you do and shake hands, shake hands, shake hands. How do you do and shake hands and state your name and business.

Dee & Dum: That's manners!

Alice: Really? Well, my name is Alice and I'm following a white rabbit. So…

Dee: You can't go yet!

Dum: No, the visit has just started!

Alice: I'm very sorry…

Dum: Do you like to play hide-and-seek?

Dee: Or button-button, who's got the button?

Alice: No, thank you.

Dee: If you stay long enough we might have a battle!

Alice: That's very kind of you, but I must be going.

Me: Yeah.

Dee & Dum: Why?

Alice: Because I am following a white rabbit!

Dee & Dum: Why?

Alice: Well, I- I'm curious to know where he is going!

Dum: Ohhhh, she's curious! Tsk! tsk! tsk! ts!…

Dee: The oysters were curious too, weren't they?

Dum: Aye, and you remember what happened to them…

Dee & Dum: Poor things!

Me: Oysters?

Wallflower: I remember this part.

Alice: Why? What did happen to the oysters?

Dee: Oh, you wouldn't be interested.

Alice: But I am!

Nico: We sure are.

Dum: Oh, no. You're in much too much of a hurry!

Alice: Well, perhaps I could spare a little time…

Dee & Dum: You could? Well…

Dee: 'The Walrus and the Carpenter'!

Dum: Or: 'The story of the curious Oysters'!

Dee & Dum: The sun was shining on the sea, shining with all his might, he did his very best to make the billows smooth and bright. And this was odd, because it was the middle of the night. The Walrus and the Carpenter were walking close at hand. The beach was white from side to side but much too full of sand. 'Mister Walrus', said the Carpenter: 'My brain begins to perk. We'll sweep this clear in half a year, if you don't mind the work.'

Walrus: Work? Uh, pff, brrrr! Uh the time has come…

Dee & Dum: …the Walrus said…

Walrus: …to talk of other things. Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, and cabbages and kings. And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings. Callooh, callay, no work today! We're cabbages and kings! … Oh, uhhh, oysters, come and walk with us. The day is warm and bright! A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk, would be a sheer delight!

Carpenter: Yes, and should we get hungry on the way, we'll stop and uh… have a bite!

Walrus: Hrmmmm!

Dee & Dum: But mother Oyster winked her eye and shook her heavy head. She knew too well this was no time to leave her oyster bed.

Mother oyster: The sea is nice, take my advice, and stay right here.

Dee & Dum: Mom said.

Walrus: Yes, yes, of course, of course! But eh… haha! The time has come, my little friends, to talk of other things. Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings. And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings. Haha! Callooh, callay, come run away! We're the cabbages and kings! … Hrmmm, well now, uh… let me see… Ah! A loaf of bread is what we chiefly need.

Carpenter: So how about some pepper and salt and vinegar, aye?

Walrus: Oh yes, yes, splendid idea! Haha, very good indeed! Now, if you're ready, oysters dear… haha… we can begin the feed.

Oysters: Feed?

Walrus: Oh yes, ahh, the time has come, my little friends, to talk of food and things!

Carpenter: Of peppercorn some mustard seed and other seasonings. We'll mix them all together in a sauce that's fit for kings. Callooh, callay, we'll eat today, like cabbages and kings!

Walrus: I uh, weep for you, I -uh- oh, excuse me, I deeply sympathize. For I've enjoyed your company, oh, much more than you realize.

Carpenter: Little oysters, little oysters…

Dee & Dum: But answer there came none. And this was scarcely odd, because, they'd been eaten, every one!

Walrus: Hmm, well, uhhh, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, hmm… the time has come!

He ran through the wall of the boat!

Dee & Dum: We're cabbages and kings! The end!

Alice: That was a very sad story.

Wallflower: It sure was.

Dum: Aye, and there's a moral to it.

Alice: Oh yes, a very good moral, if you happen to be an oyster. Well, it's been a very nice visit…

Dum: Another recitation…

Alice: I'm sorry, but…

Dum: Its titled 'Father William'.

Alice: But really, I'm…

Me: Lets go.

Dum: First verse: You are old father William, the young man said and your hair has become very white. And yet you incessantly stand on your head, do you think at your age it is right, is right, do you think at your age it is right? Well, in me youth, father William replied to his son, I'd do it again and again and again and I'd done it again and again and again…

Alice: Now I wonder who lives here…

Me: This looks like the house of the White Rabbit.

White Rabbit: Mary Ann! Drat that girl. Where did she put 'em? Mary Ann!

Alice: The rabbit!

Wallflower: It is the White Rabbit.

White Rabbit: Mary Ann! No use, can't wait, I'm awfully late, oh me oh my oh me oh my!

Alice: Excuse me sir, but- but I've been trying to…

White Rabbit: Why, Mary Ann! What are you doing out here?

Alice: Mary Ann?

Laney: Who's Mary Ann?

White Rabbit: Don't just do something stand there! Uh… no no! Go go! Go get my gloves! I'm late!

Alice: But late for what? That's just what I…

White Rabbit: My gloves! At once, do you hear!

Alice: Goodness. I suppose I'll be taking orders from Dinah next. Hmmm, now let me see. If I were a rabbit, where would I keep my gloves? Oh! Thank you. Don't mind if I do. Hmhm. Hmhm. Hmhmhmhmhmhm. Hmhmhmhmhmhm-oeh! Oh no no, not again!

Uh oh!

Me: Uh oh! Alice is growing!

White Rabbit: Oh! Mary Ann! Now you see here, Mary Ann… Help! No! No! Help! Monsters! Help, assistance!

Alice: Hrmm… hrmm… hrmm… dear!

White Rabbit: A monster! A monster, Dodo! In my house, Dodo!

Alice: Dodo…?

Me: Hang on Alice. We'll get you out.

Zilius Zox: Let me see if I can help.

Zilius Zox drank a potion that caused him to grow.

Zilius Zox: (laughs) I guess I really do look like a Red Lantern Version of MODOK!

Me: Now is not the time for powerless.

Zilius Zox: Sorry.

White Rabbit: Oh my, poor little bitty house…

Dodo: Uh, steady old 't be as bad as all that you know.

White Rabbit: Oh my poor roof and rafters, all my walls and… there it is!

Dodo: By Jove! Jolly well? is! Isn't it?

White Rabbit: Well, do something, Dodo!

Dodo: Yes, indeed! Extraordinary situation, but eh…

White Rabbit: But- but- but- but- but what?

Dodo: But I have a very simple solution!

Nico: What is it?

Alice: Thank goodness!

White Rabbit: Wha- wha- what is it?

Dodo: Simply pull it out the chimney.

White Rabbit: Yes, go- go- go on, go on! Pull it out!

Dodo: Who? Me? Don't be ridiculous! What we need is eh… a lizard with a ladder!

White Rabbit: Hmm? Oh! Bill! Bill! Eh, we need a lazzerd with a lizard, a lizard a bb…b… can you help us?

Bill: At your service, governor!

Dodo: Here, my lad?. Have you ever been down a chimney?

Bill: Why governor, I've been down more chimneys…

Dodo: Excellent, excellent. You just pop down the chimney, and haul that monster out of there.

Bill: Righto, governor! Monster? Hoeaaaaah! No! No! ….

Dodo: Steady now. That's better! Bill, lad, you're passing up a golden opportunity!

Bill: I am?

Dodo: You can be famous!

Bill: I can?

Dodo: Of course! There's a brave lad! In you go now. Nothing to it, old boy. Simply tie your tail around the monsters neck and drag it out!

Bill: But- but- but governor!

Dodo: Good luck, Bill!

Alice: (Sniffles, Stiffles and Big Rumble) Ah- ah- (More Rumble) ah- ah… (Loud Giant Sneezes, Explosion and Big Rumble) Chooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Me: WHOA! That was a cannon sneeze!

Dodo: Well, there goes Bill…

Alice: Poor Bill…

Me: Bless you Alice.

Dodo: Ehh, perhaps we should try a more energetic remedy.

White Rabbit: Yes, anything, anything. But hurry!

Dodo: Now, I- I propose that we… uhh…

White Rabbit: Yes, come on, come on, yes, yes…

Dodo: I propose that we… uhh… dow! By Jove! That's it! We'll burn the house down!

White Rabbit: Yes, hihi! Burn the house… what?

Alice: Oh no!

Me: No Dodo!

Dodo: Hi ho! Oh, we'll smoke the blighter out. He'll put the beast to rout. Some kindling, a stick or two, all this bit of rubbish ought to do.

White Rabbit: Oh dear…

Dodo: We'll smoke the blighter out, we'll smoke the monster out!

White Rabbit: No, no! Not my beautiful birdhouse!

Dodo: Oh, we'll roast the blighter's toes, we'll toast the bounder's nose! Just fetch that gate, we'll make it clear that monsters aren't welcome here.

White Rabbit: Oh me, oh my…

Dodo: A match!

White Rabbit: Match?

Dodo: Thank you! We'll blow the thing there out, we'll smoke the monster out!

White Rabbit: We'll smoke the monster out… noho! Noho, my poor house and furniture…

Alice: Oh dear, this is serious! I simply must… oh! A garden! Perhaps if I eat something it will make me grow smaller…

Me: Go for it.

Alice took a carrot.

White Rabbit: Ahhhh! Oh, let go! Help!

Alice: I'm sorry, but I must eat something!

White Rabbit: Not me, you- you- you- you- you barbarian! Help! Monsters! Help! Ah! I'm late! Oh dear, I'm here, I should be there! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!

Alice was back to the size of my foot.

Dodo: Ah, say, do you have a match?

White Rabbit: Must go. Goodbye. Hello. I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!

Alice: Wait! Please wait!

Dodo: Ah, young lady! Do you have a match?

Alice: No, I- I'm sorry, but… mister Rabbit!

Dodo: No cooperation, no cooperation at all? We can't have monsters about! Jolly will have to carry on alone! Pf, pf, pf, pf…

We followed him but we lost him.

Alice: Wait! Please! Just a minute! Oh, dear. I'll never catch him while I'm this small. Why curious butterflies!

Rose: You mean bread-and-butterflies.

Alice: Oh, yes, of course, I… hmm? Now who do you suppose… Ah, a horse fly! I mean, a- a rocking horse fly!

Me: Beautiful.

Rose: Naturally!

Alice: I beg your pardon, but uhh… did you… oh, that's nonsense. Flowers can't talk.

Rose: But of course we can talk, my dear.

Iris: If there's anyone worth talking to.

Daisy: Or about! Hahahaha!

Pansies: And we sing too!

Alice: You do?

Tulips: Oh, yes. Would you like to hear 'Tell it to the tulips'?

Larkspur?: No, let's sing about us!

Violets: We know one about the shy little violets…

Lily: Aww.

1st Lily: Oh, no, not that old thing!

2nd Lily: Let's do 'Lovely lily at the valley'!

Daisies: How about the daisies in the…

Lilac: Oh, she wouldn't like that!

Rose: Girls, girls! We shall sing: 'Golden afternoon'. That's about all of us! Sound your A, Lily!

Lily: Laaaa…

Pansies: Mimimimi…

Daisy: Lalalala…

Iris: Hahahahahahaha…

Dandelions: Poem, poem poem, poem poem poem poem poem….

All flowers: Little bread-and-butterflies kiss the tulips, and the sun is like a toy balloon. There are get up in the morning glories, in the golden afternoon. There are dizzy daffodils on the hillside, strings of violets are all in tune, Tiger lilies love the dandelions, in the golden afternoon, the golden afternoon. There are dog and caterpillars and a copper centipede, where the lazy daisies love the very peaceful life they lead… You can learn a lot of things from the flowers, for especially in the month of June. There's a wealth of happiness and romance, all in the golden afternoon. … All in the golden afternoon, the golden afternoon…

Alice: You can learn a lot of things from the flowers, for especially in the month of June. There's a wealth of happiness and romance, all…

Flowers: …the golden afternoon!

Laney: That was beautiful.

Alice: Oh, that was lovely.

Rose: Thank you, my dear.

Daisy: What kind of garden do you come from?

Alice: Well I don't come from any garden…

Daisy: Oh, do you suppose she's a wild flower?

Alice: Oh no, I'm not a wild flower…

Rose: Just what specie, or shall we say, genus, are you, my dear?

Alice: Well, I suppose you call me a genus, humanus, eh… Alice!

Daisy: Ever seen an Alice with a blossom like that?

Iris: Come to think of it, did you ever see an Alice?

Daisy: Yes, and did you notice her petals? What a peculiar color!

Me: Now ladies Alice is not a flower of any kind. She is one of us.

Rose: Oh sorry. But thank you.

Nico: You're welcome.

Sora: Lets head out to find the rabbit.

Me: Look up there.

We saw smoke lets of A,E,I,O and U float.

Nico: What strange clouds.

Lola: Those aren't clouds. That's smoke.

We followed the clouds and we saw a caterpillar smoking.

Caterpillar: A, e i o u, u, u, o, a, u e i a, u…

He saw us.

Caterpillar: Who are you?

Alice: I- I- I hardly know, sir. I changed so many times since this morning, you see…

Caterpillar: I do not see. Explain yourself.

Me: We are team Loud Phoenix Storm.

James (Pokemon): Don't you know that smoking is bad for your health?

Caterpillar: Indeed.

Alice: Why, I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir, because I'm not myself, you know…

Caterpillar: I do not know.

Alice: Well, I can't put it anymore clearly for it isn't clear to me!

Eli: I agree.

Caterpillar: You?

Vince: Yes.

Alice: Well, don't you think you ought to tell me- cough-cough, cough-cough, who you are first?

Caterpillar: Why?

Alice: Oh dear. Everything is so confusing.

Caterpillar: It is not.

Alice: Well, it is to me.

Caterpillar: Why?

Alice: Well, I can't remember things as I used to, and…

Caterpillar: Recite.

Alice: Hmm? Oh! Oh, oh, yes, sir! Um… how doth the little busy bee, improve each shi…

Caterpillar: Stop! That is not spoken correcitically. It goes: how…

Alice: Hihihi!

Caterpillar: Hmm! How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every of the golden scale. How cheer… how cheer… Ahem!

Alice: Hihihihi!

Nunnally: Funny.

Caterpillar: How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.

Alice: Well I must say I've never heard it that way before…

Caterpillar: I know, I have improved it.

Lucy Loud: It's very creative.

Alice: Well, cough-cough-couch, if you ask me…

Caterpillar: Before you leave I have something important to say.

Me: What is it?

Caterpillar: Keep your temper!

Alice: Is that all?

Caterpillar: No. Exacitically, what is your problem?

Alice: Well, it's exacitici-, exaciti-, well, it's precisely this: I should like to be a little larger, sir.

Caterpillar: Why?

Alice: Well, after all, three inches is such a wretched height, and…

Caterpillar: I am exacitically three inches high, and it is a very good height indeed!

Me: Whoa! He's mad!

Sora: Yeah!

Alice: But I'm not used to it. And you needn't shout! Oh dear!

Caterpillar: By the way, I have a few more helpful hints. One side will make you grow taller…

Me: Whoa! You look awesome as a butterfly.

Caterpillar: Indeed.

Alice: One side of what?

Caterpillar: …and the other side will make you grow shorter.

Alice: The other side of what?

Caterpillar: The mushroom, of course!

Nico: Tch! Temper.

The caterpillar flew off.

Alice: Hmm. One side will make me grow… but which is which? Hmm. After all that's happened, I- I wonder if I… I don't care. I'm tired of being only three inches high -yi -yi -yi -yi -yi!

Me: WHOA WHOA WHOA!

Lola: TOO TALL!

Bird: Ah! A serpent! Aaaaahhh! Help! Serpent! Serpent!

Alice: Oh, but please! Please!

Bird: Off with you! Shoo! Shoo! Go away! Serpent! Serpent!

Alice: But I'm not a serpent!

Bird: So? Indeed? Then just what are you?

Alice: I'm just a little girl!

Bird: Little? Ha, little? Whahahaha!

Alice: Well I am! I mean, I- I was…

Bird: And, I suppose you don't eat eggs, either?

Alice: Yes, I do, but…

Bird: I knew!

Alice: But- but- but…

Bird: I knew it! Serpent! Serpent!

Alice: Oh, for goodness sake! Hmmm… and the other side will…

Bird: A very idea! Spend all my time lying eggs, for serpents like her! Aaaaaaahhh! Oh, Oh, oh, oh!

Alice: Goodness… I wonder if I'll ever get the knack of it.

Alice licked a mushroom and she was back to her normal height.

Alice: There, that's much better. Hmmm… I better save these.

Later we came to a forest full of signs.

AliceNow let's see, where was I? Hmmm, I wonder which way I ought to go…

Me: Shh. Hear that?

Cheshire Cat: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves, did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves, and the momeraths outgrabe.

Me: That's ominous.

Alice: Now where in the world do you suppose that…

Cheshire Cat: Uh… lose something?

Alice: Oh! Hehe, Oh uhhh… hehe… I- I was… no, no, I- I- I- I mean, I uhh… I was just wondering…

Cheshire Cat: Oh uhh, that's quite all right! Oh, hrmm, one moment please… Oh! Second chorus… 'Twas brilllig, and the slithy toves, did gyre and gimble in the wabe…

Alice: Why, why you're a cat!

Cheshire Cat: A Cheshire Cat. All mimsy were the borogoves…

Alice: Oh, wait! Don't go, please!

Cheshire Cat: Very well. Third chorus…

Alice: Oh no no no… thank you, but- but I just wanted to ask you which way I ought to go.

Cheshire Cat: Well, that depends on where you want to get to.

Alice: Oh, it really doesn't matter, as long as I g…

Cheshire Cat: Then it really doesn't matter which way you go!

He went invisible and we saw his pawprints in the ground as he sang ominously.

Cheshire Cat: Ah-hmm… and the momeraths outgrabe… (Reappears) Oh, by the way, if you'd really like to know, he went that way.

Alice: Who did?

Cheshire Cat: The white rabbit.

Alice: He did?

Cheshire Cat: He did what?

Alice: Went that way?

Cheshire Cat: Who did?

Alice: The white rabbit!

Cheshire Cat: What rabbit?

Alice: But didn't you just say… I mean… oh dear!

Cheshire Cat: Can you stand on your head?

Alice: Oh!

Lily: We can't do that.

Cheshire Cat: However, if I were looking for a white rabbit, I'd ask the Mad Hatter.

Alice: The Mad Hatter?

Me: Looks like we have another Mad Hatter here. But it's not like that.

Alice: Uh… no, no, I don't- I don't…

Cheshire Cat: Or, there's the March Hare. In that direction.

Alice: Oh, thank you. I- I think I shall visit him.

Cheshire Cat: Of course, he's mad too.

Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people!

Cheshire Cat: Oh, you can't help that. Almost everyone is mad here. Ha… ha ha ha ha ha! You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself…. hahaha… and the momeraths outgrabe…

Laney: Ominous.

Alice: Goodness. If the people here are like that, I- I must try not to upset them.

Sora: Yeah.

Eli: Good point.

We then arrived at a very interesting house.

Alice: How very curious!

Lola: Looks like someone is having fun.

March Hare: …to us. If there are no objections, let it be unanimous!

Mad Hatter: A very merry unbirthday…

March Hare: A very merry unbirthday…

Mad Hatter & March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to us! …

We went into a garden and we saw the Mad Hatter and the March Hare having a tea party and they had lots of whistling tea pots and they we tooting all over.

March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to me.

Mad Hatter: To who?

March Hare: To me.

Mad Hatter: Oh you!

March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to you.

Mad Hatter: Who, me?

March Hare: Yes, you.

Mad Hatter: Oh me!

March Hare: Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea, a very merry unbirthday to you!

We applauded.

March Hare & Mad Hatter: No room, no room, no room, no room, no room, no room, no room!

Me: Looks like there's plenty of room to me.

Alice: But I thought there was plenty of room!

March Hare: Ah, but it's very rude to sit down without being invited!

Mad Hatter: I say it's rude. Its very very rude, indeed! Hah!

Dormouse: Very very very rude, indeed…

Me: We apologize. But your tea party is awesome.

Alice: Oh, I'm very sorry, but I did enjoy your singing and I wondered if you could tell me…

March Hare: You enjoyed our singing?

Me: We sure did.

Nico: Very awesome.

Laney: Yeah.

Mad Hatter: Oh, what a delightful child! Hah! I'm so excited, we never get compliments! You must have a cup of tea!

Lola: Don't mind if we do.

Lily: Yeah.

March Hare: Ah, yes indeed! The tea, you must have a cup of tea!

Alice: That would be very nice. I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party… uh, thank you.

March Hare: Birthday? Hahaha! My dear child, this is not a birthday party!

Mad Hatter: Of course not! Hehehe! This is an unbirthday party!

Alice: Unbirthday? Why, I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand.

Wallflower: Confusing to me.

March Hare: Its very simple. Now, thirty days have sept- no, when… an unbirthday, if you have a birthday then you… haha… she doesn't know what an unbirthday is!

Mad Hatter: How silly! Ha ha ha ha! Ah-hum… I shall elucidate! Now statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday.

March Hare: Imagine, just one birthday every year.

Mad Hatter: Ahhh, but there are 364 unbirthdays!

March Hare: Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer!

Lincoln: Cool!

Liberty: This is gonna be cool.

Alice: Why, then today is my unbirthday too!

March Hare: It is?

Mad Hatter: What a small world this is.

Nico: It sure is.

Batman: You are a nicer version of The Mad Hatter that I normally face.

Mad Hatter: Thank you.

March Hare: In that case… a very merry unbirthday.

Alice: To me?

Mad Hatter: To you!

March Hare: A very merry unbirthday.

Alice: For me?

Mad Hatter: For you! Now blow the candle out, my dear and make your wish come true! Hihihi!

Alice blew out the candle and the cake flew into the air like a firework.

March Hare & Mad hatter: A very merry unbirthday to you!

It exploded and the Dormouse floated down.

Dormouse: Twinkle, twinkle, little bat, how I wonder what you're at! Up above the world you fly, like a tea-tray in the sky!

Alice: Oh, that was lovely!

Nico: Beautiful.

Mad Hatter: And uh, and now my dear, hehe, uh… you were saying that you would like to sea.. uh…? You were seaking some information some kind… hehe!

Alice: Oh, yes. You see, I'm looking for a…

Mad Hatter: Clean cup, clean cup! Move down!

Linka: Uh oh.

Alice: But I haven't used my cup!

March Hare: Clean cup, clean cup, move down, move down, clean cup, clean cup, move down!

Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea?

Alice: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more…

March Hare: Ahh, you mean you can't very well take less!

Mad Hatter: Yes! You can always take more than nothing!

Alice: But I only meant that…

Mad Hatter: And now, my dear, something seems to be troubling you. Uh, won't you tell us all about it?

March Hare: Start at the beginning.

Mad Hatter: Yes, yes! And when you come to the end, hehehe, stop! See?

Alice: Well, it all started while I was sitting on the riverbank with Dinah.

March Hare: Very interesting. Who's Dinah?

Alice: Why, Dinah is my cat. You see…

Dormouse: Cat?

Nico: Uh oh!

March Hare: Hurry! Get the jam! Quickly! Give the jam! On his nose! Put it on his nose!

Alice put the jam on his nose.

Mad Hatter: On his nose, on his nose!

Dormouse: Where's the cat…

Mad Hatter: Oh. Oh, my goodness! Those are the things that upset me!

March Hare: See all the trouble you've started?

Luan: We didn't know this world happen.

Alice: But really, I didn't think…

March Hare: Ah, but that's the point! If you don't think, you shouldn't talk!

Mad Hatter: Clean cup! Clean cup! Move down, move down, move down!

Alice: But I still haven't used….

Mad Hatter: Move down, move down, move down, move down… And now my dear, as you were saying?

Alice: Oh, yes. I was sitting on the riverbank with uh… with you know who…

Mad Hatter: I do, hehehe?

Alice: I mean my C – A – T…

Mad Hatter: Tea?

March Hare cut the cup in half.

March Hare: Just half a cup if you don't mind.

Mad Hatter: Come, come my dear. hehehe! Don't you care for tea?

Lola drank some tea and it was good darjeeling tea.

Alice: Why, yes, I'm very fond of tea, but…

March Hare: If you don't care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation!

Alice: Well, I've been trying to ask you…

March Hare: I have an excellent idea! Let's change the subject!

Mad Hatter: Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Alice: Riddles? Let me see now. Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Mad Hatter: I beg your pardon?

Alice: Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Mad Hatter: Why is a what?

March Hare: Careful! She's stark raving mad!

Eli: What?

Alice: But- but it's your silly riddle! You just said…

Mad Hatter: Very good?!

March Hare: How about a nice cup of tea?

Alice: A nice cup of tea, indeed! Well, I'm sorry, but I just haven't the time!

March Hare: The time, the time! Who's got the time?

Me: It's 2:00 PM.

White Rabbit: No, no, no, no! No time, no time, no time! Hello, goodbye! I'm late! I'm late!

Alice: The white rabbit!

Me: There he is.

White Rabbit: Oh, I'm so late! I'm so very very late!

Mad Hatter: Well, no wonder you're late! Why, this clock is exactly two days slow!

White Rabbit: Two days slow?

Vince: How is a clock two days slow?

Mad Hatter: Of course you're late. Hahaha! My goodness. We'll have to look into this. A-ha! I see what's wrong with it! Why, this watch is full of wheels!

White Rabbit: Oh, my poor watch! Oh, my wheels! My springs! But- but- but- but, but- but- but…

Mad Hatter: Butter! Of course, we need some butter! Butter!

March Hare: Butter!

White Rabbit: But- but- butter?

Lincoln: Butter.

Mad Hatter: Butter, oh, thank you, butter. Ha ha. Yes, that's fine.

White Rabbit: Oh no no, no no no you'll get crumbs in it!

Mad Hatter: Oh, this is the very best butter! What are you talking about?

March Hare: Tea?

Mad Hatter: Tea! Oh, I never thought of tea! Of course!

White Rabbit: No!

Mad Hatter: Tea! hehehe

White Rabbit: No! Not tea!

March Hare: Sugar?

Mad Hatter: Sugar. Two spoons, yes, ha, two spoons. Thank you, yes.

White Rabbit: Oh, please! Be careful!

March Hare: Jam?

Mad Hatter: Jam! I forgot all about jam!

White Rabbit: No, no! Not jam!

Mad Hatter: Yes, sure you want, it's nice to see.

March Hare: Mustard?

Mad Hatter: Mustard? Yes, but… Mustard? Don't let's be silly! Lemon, that's different, that's… yes! That should do it. Hahaha! … (The watch rings and goes mad) Look at that!

March Hare: Its going mad!

Me: HOLY CRAP!

Alice: Oh, my goodness!

White Rabbit: Oh dear!

Lola: That watch is crazy!

March Hare: It is going mad! Mad watch!

Mad Hatter: I don't understand, it's the best butter.

March Hare: Mad watch! Mad watch! Mad watch!

Lola: STOP THAT THING!

Mad Hatter: Oh, look! Oh my goodness!

March hare: There's only one way to stop a mad watch! (The March Hare smashes the watch with a mallet, destroying it completely.)

Mad Hatter: Two days slow, that's what it is.

White Rabbit: Oh, my watch…

Mad Hatter: It was?

White Rabbit: And it was an unbirthday present too.

March Hare: Well, in that case…

March Hare & Mad Hatter: A very merry unbirthday to you!

They threw the White Rabbit.

Alice: Mister Rabbit! Oh, mister Rabbit! Oh, now where did he go to?

Eli grabbed the watch and we left.

March Hare & Mad Hatter: A very merry unbirthday to us, to us. A very merry unbirthday to us, to us…

Alice: Of all the silly nonsense, this is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life.

Me: You're telling me.

Leni: But it was really funny.

Lori: This was literally my favorite part.

Lola: Mine too.

Wallflower: Same here.

Well, I've had enough nonsense. I'm going home. Straight home. That rabbit. Who cares where he's going anyway.

Me: Aren't you curious Alice?

Alice: I guess. Why, if it hadn't been for him I… 'Tulgey Wood'…

Me: Strange.

Alice: Hmm, curious. I don't remember this. Now let me see…

A creature that looked like novelty glasses landed on her face.

Me: Those are funny glasses Alice.

Luan: (Laughs) They sure are.

Alice: Oh!

Alice was looking at a hand mirror bird.

Alice: Uh, no no, please. No more nonsense. Now, if I came this way, I should go back this way!

Me: Lets go then.

Alice then stepped on a bicycle horn duck.

Duck: Quack!

Alice: Oh, I beg your pardon!

Me: Bicycle horn ducks? Weird and funny.

Duck: Quack quack quack quack!

Laney: Tch. Rude.

Fluttershy: No kidding.

We then heard frogs croaking and we saw a drum frog and a cymbal frog.

Lana: Cool!

Luna: Rockin' frogs dudes.

Luan: They sure drum up a storm. (Laughs to rimshot) Get it?

Most of us laughed while everyone else groaned.

Alice: Goodness. When I get home I shall write a book about this place… If I- if I ever do get home…

Nico: Sure is a creepy place here. But then we came across a fountain and we saw a bunch of umbrella vultures taking a bath.

Me: Umbrella Vultures.

Jet-Vac: Nature's cruelest mistake in umbrella form.

Alice: Oh, um, excuse me! Um, could one of you tell me… uh… ha ha, never mind.

Carol: Lets just go.

We continued on.

Alice: Oh dear. Its getting dreadfully dark. And nothing looks familiar.

Me: The forest is now starting to give me the creeps.

We heard what sounded like digging saw a shovel-billed bird digging holes in the ground.

Alice: I shall certainly be glad to get out of… Oh!

We saw a birdcage bird and inside it was two birds. The birds got out and the bird chased after them and he ate and swallowed them. Putting them back in the cage. Then we heard an owl and we saw an Accordion Owl.

Lori: An accordion owl?

Sam S.L.: Weird.

Alice: It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change!

Then we heard pounding and we saw hammer birds pounding signs into the trees.

Alice: Oh!

Varie: Hammer Birds. Cool.

Lana: Handy critters.

Fluttershy: They sure are.

Then we saw Pencil Birds writing something on the signs.

Me: The Pencil Birds are writing something.

Alice: 'Don't step on the momeraths'. The momeraths?

We looked at our feel and saw Momeraths.

Me: These must be them

The Momeraths formed into an arrow and they pointed to a path.

Alice: Oh! A path! Oh thank goodness!

Me: Lets go!

Alice: Why, I just knew I'd find one sooner or later. Oh, if I hurry back I might even be home in time for tea! Oh, won't Dinah be happy to see me! Oh, I just can't wait 'till I- oh!

We followed the path and then we saw a broom dog sweeping away the path.

Me: A broom dog.

Eli: Sit boy.

But the dog ignored us and went by us.

Alice: Oh dear! Now I- now I shall never get out. Well, when- when one's lost, I- I suppose it's good advice to stay where you are, until someone finds you. But- but who'd ever think to look for me here?

Lola: You still have us Alice.

Alice: True. Good advice. If I listened earlier I wouldn't be here! But that's just the trouble with me.

Me: Alice it's not your fault.

Alice: I know. I give myself very good advice… (Singing) but I very seldom follow it. That explains the trouble that I'm always in. Be patient is very good advice, but the waiting makes me curious. And I'd love the change, should something strange begin. Well, I went along my merry way, and I never stopped to reason. (Starts crying) I should have known there'd be a price to pay, some day. Some day. I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it. (Crying hard) Will I ever learn to do the things I should?

Seeing Alice cry like that made our hearts hurt and I went over and comforted her. She cried hard into my chest and I comforted her. The creatures of Wonderland were all crying too and they were disappearing.

Me: It's not your fault Alice. It's not your fault.

Alice: (Crying)

Me: It's okay it's okay.

Nico: Poor Alice.

Sora: Sad.

Kairi: Yeah.

Chorus: Will I ever learn, learn to do the things I should?

Nico: Poor Alice.

Lincoln: Yeah.

But then the Cheshire Cat appeared.

Cheshire Cat: Hmhmhmhm… and the momeraths outgrabe.

Alice: Oh, Cheshire Cat, it's you!

Me: Cheshire Cat. Thank goodness!

Cheshire Cat: Whom did you expect? The white rabbit, perchance?

Alice: Oh, no no no no. I- I- I'm through with rabbits. I want to go home! But I can't find my way.

Me: Here Alice.

I handed her my handkerchief and she blew her nose.

Cheshire Cat: Naturally. That's because you have no way. All ways here you see, are the queen's ways.

Me: The Queen of Hearts!

Wallflower: I have always hated her!

Alice: But I've never met any queen.

Nico: But we soon will. Looks like we have our next villain to take down.

Cheshire Cat: You haven't? You haven't? Oh, but you must! She'll be mad about you, simply mad! Hahaha! And the momeraths outgrabe…

Alice: Please, please! Uh… how can I find her?

Cheshire Cat: Well, some go this way, some go that way. But as for me, myself, personally, I prefer the shortcut.

He pulled on a branch and a door opened and it led to a castle.

Alice: Oh!

Me: Looks like we're heading to a kingdom. Lets go.

Card painters: Da dee dee da da da, Doodle de do, dee do dee do, bum bum bum bum, painting the roses red, we're painting the roses red, we dare not stop or waste a drop, so let the paint be spread. We're painting the roses red, we're painting the roses red! Painting the roses red, and many a tear we shed, because we know they'll cease to grow, in fact they'll soon be dead. Noooo! And yet we go ahead, painting the roses red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red. Painting the roses red, we're painting the roses red…

Alice: Oh, pardon me, but mister Three, why must you paint them red?

Card painters: Huh? Oh! Well, the fact is, miss: we planted the white roses by mistake. And, the queen, she likes them red. If she saw what we said, she'd raise a fuss and each of us would quickly lose his head.

Alice: Goodness!

Me: Thank goodness we're Immortal.

Card painters: Since this is the thought we dread, we're painting the roses red!

Alice: Oh dear! Then let me help you! Painting the roses red…

Lynn: Same here.

Lynn fired beams of red light and turned the flowers red.

Alice & Card painters: We're painting the roses red. Don't tell the queen what you have seen, or say that's what we said, what, we're painting the roses red…

Alice: Yes, painting the roses red…

Card painters: Not pink, not green…

Alice: Not aquamarine…

Alice & Card painters: We're painting the roses red!

Then we heard fanfare and we saw numerous card guards coming.

Card painters: The Queen! The Queen!

Alice: The Queen!

Me: Uh oh!

Card painters: The Queen! …

Queen: Cards, halt! Count off!

Cards: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, Jack.

The White Rabbit then appeared.

Alice: The rabbit!

White Rabbit: He…he… her imperial highness, he… her grace, her excellency, her royal majesty, the Queen of Hearts!

We saw the QUEEN OF HEARTS!


The Queen of Hearts is the main antagonist of Disney's 13th full-length animated feature film Alice in Wonderland, which is based on the 1875 novel Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by the late Lewis Carroll. She is the tyrannical, oppressive, wrathful and deranged ruler of Wonderland, the wife of the King of Hearts, and Alice's arch-nemesis.

She was voiced by the late Verna Felton in the original film in her first and only villainous Disney role, and later by Tress MacNeille, who has also voiced other villains such as Carol Miller (also known as Mom) in Futurama, the Perfectionist in the Courage the Cowardly Dog series, and Agnes Skinner in The Simpsons.

In the film, the Queen appeared (as Alice puts it) to be a "fat, pompous, bad-tempered old tyrant". Her presence is all of the more striking because of how tiny her husband (whose life she still dominates just like she does in the book) is made to look in comparison to her.

Similar to the book, Alice meets three cards painting the roses red, since they planted white roses by mistake. When the Queen arrives, she orders those three cards beheaded, then challenges Alice to a game of croquet. The game is eventually spoiled by the Cheshire Cat. The Queen blames Alice for it, but before she can give the order, the King suggests holding a trial for Alice. The Queen grudgingly agrees.

The Queen calls the March Hare, the Mad Hatter, and the Dormouse to witness, who hold an unbirthday party for her. During the party, the Cheshire Cat reappears and upsets the Dormouse. The Cheshire Cat runs everywhere, and in an attempt to crush the mouse, the King of Hearts manages to hit the Queen with the gavel.

Of course, the Queen blames Alice for it, and is going to have her beheaded. However, Alice eats mushrooms that she had procured earlier, which make her grow much bigger. Although Rule #42 says that anyone more than a mile high must leave the court immediately, Alice feels free to reprimand the Queen and called her a "fat, pompous, bad-tempered old tyrant". Unfortunately, she subsequently shrinks down to her normal size, but flees and is able to escape out of her subconscious mind.

The furious Queen, King, Card Soldiers and the other residents of Wonderland then chase after Alice out of her subconscious mind, but she gets away and they are later erased from existence for good after the entire sequence is supposedly revealed to be a dream.


(Everyone cheers)

White Rabbit: And the King…

A card (or perhaps Mickey Mouse?): Hurray!

Me: Now I see why he was late. He was a squire for the queen.

Eli: Mr. Rabbit. I have something for you.

Eli then pulled out his watch all good as new.

White Rabbit: My watch. Good as new.

Eli: I fixed it up for you and made it better. It's now set at the right time.

White Rabbit: Thank you so much.

The queen saw paint dripping from the roses.

Queen: Hum… Who's been painting my roses red? Who's been painting my roses red!? Who dares to taint, with vulgar paint, the royal flower bed? For painting my roses red, someone will lose his head!

Me: (Gulp)

Three: Oh, no! Your majesty! Please, it's all his fault!

Two: Not me, your grace! The Ace, the Ace!

Queen: You?

Ace: No, Two!

Queen: The Deuce you say?

Two: Not me, the Three!

Queen: That's enough! Off with their heads!

Me: Oh no you don't!

I stopped the guards by freeing the cards that were about to be executed by cutting the guards heads off with an energy disk.

Me: Lets hide until the time is right. We'll be with you Alice.

I winked and we hid and the cards came with us.

Alice: Oh, please, please! They were only trying to…

Queen: And who is this?

King: Uh… well, well, well, now, eh… let me see, my dear. It certainly isn't a heart… do you suppose it's a club?

Queen: Why, it's a little girl.

Alice: Yes, and- and I was hoping…

Queen: Look up, speak nicely, and don't twiddle your fingers! Turn out your toes. Curtsey. Open your mouth a little wider, and always say 'yes, your majesty'!

Alice: Yes, your majesty!

Queen: Hmhmhmhm. Now, um, where do you come from, and where are you going?

Alice: Well, um, I'm trying to find my way home…

Queen: Your way? All ways here are my ways!

Alice: Well, yes, I know, but I was just thinking…

Queen: Curtsey while you're thinking, it saves time.

Alice: Yes, your majesty, but I was only going to ask…

Queen: I'll ask the questions! Do you play croquet?

Alice: Why, yes, your majesty.

Queen: Then let the game begin!

King: In your places, in your places, By order of the king! Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Queen: Shuffle deck! Cards cut! Deal cards! Cards, halt! …

We were watching. This was gonna be good.

Nico: Croquet is a good game.

Ryan: (British Accent) It sure is.

Me: But the Queen of Hearts rules with an iron fist. We can't let her rule anymore.

Laney: I agree.

They were playing and doing really well.

Queen: Silence! Pfwfwfwfw!

The Queen went and did her second shot and a card missed.

Queen: Off with his head!

King: Off with his head, off with his head! By order of the king. You heard what she said!

Queen: You're next!

Alice: Oh, but…

Queen: Hahaha… my dear.

Alice: Ahhh… Yes, your majesty.

She watched.

Alice's flamingo hammer was laughing goofily.

Queen: Hmhmhmhmhm….

Cards: Hahahahaha!

Me: (Snickers)

Alice: Oh… hahahahaha! Stop!

Queen: Grrrwl, ?

Alice: Do you want us both to lose our heads?

Flamingo: Uh! Hum!

Alice: Well, I don't!

Cards: Hahahaha… Hurray! … Hahahaha!

Cheshire Cat: La la la da da dum… la la la hmm… I say, how are you getting on?

Alice: Not at all.

Cheshire Cat: Beg your pardon?

Alice: I said 'not at all'!

Queen: Whom are you talking to?

Alice: Oh, uh… a cat, your majesty!

Queen: Cat? Where?

Alice: There! Oh… Oh there he is again!

Queen: I warn you child, if I lose my temper, you lose your head, understand?

Me: (Quietly) Not if we have anything to say about it.

Cheshire Cat: You know, we could make her really angry. Shall we try?

Alice: Oh no no!

Cheshire Cat: Oh, but it's lots of fun!

Alice: No, no, no! Stop! Oh no!

White Rabbit: Oh my fur and whiskers!

King: Oh dear! Save the queen!

Queen: Someone's head will roll for this! Yours! Off with her…

King: But- but consider, my dear. Couldn't she have a trial… uh… first?

Queen: Trial?

King: Well, just a… uh… little trial? Hmm?

Queen: Hmm. Very well then. Let the trial begin!

Sinestro: We can't let Alice go to prison!

Me: We're not. Now!

We jumped out and stood before her.

Me: Your Majesty don't put Alice through a trial.

Acid Man: Your majesty, just give us some time to prove Alice's innocence. We can prove that it was someone else who stole your heart.

Queen: Oh very well.

Me: Huddle.

We huddled.

Alice: (Whispers) Are we gonna look for clues?

Me: (Whispers) No we're gonna run and hide and then get ready for an attack.

Alice: Good idea.

Me: Break.

We broke the huddle.

Me: So long suckers!

I threw a smoke bomb onto the ground!

POOF!

Queen of Hearts: Guards! Go find those fools and make sure they don't try anything funny!

Cards: Yes, your majesty!

The card guards go off to search for us. The Queen was about to search for us as well when suddenly, she was trapped in a cage.

Queen of Hearts: WHAT IS THIS?!

Unknown to her, a figure in the shadows snuck off in our direction as well.

We went into the woods and we were hiding.

Me: That oughta keep her off our backs for a while until we can come up with a plan.

Alice: What are we gonna do?

Me: We'll fight. But first we have some things to take care of.

Flash Man: Ok. That should give us some time to look for clues.

Me: Actually we're not gonna look for clues. It was a ploy to buy some time.

Dark Spicer, Misty Tredwell, Toiletnator, Man Boy, Heat Wave and Saïx appeared.

Me: Dark Spicer, Misty Tredwell, Toiletnator, Man Boy, Heat Wave and Saïx.

Misty Tredwell: Nice to be here J.D.

Toiletnator: That queen is one nasty monster.

Me: Tell me about it. We killed her before and she is as angry as a bull with a ruptured hernia.

Applejack: That'a strange way to put it.

Alice: Not gonna say that you're gonna kick my ass?

Dark Spicer: Nah. I'm saving that for when we fight the Queen of Hearts.

Misty Tredwell: And don't worry about her. She's a little locked up at the moment.

Me: What do you mean Misty?

?: It was because of me.

A figure came out and it was SLAMMER from episode 4 of Dino Charge!


Slammer has the ability to use his cages to trap and teleport his victims to a faraway sea cave. Rather forcefully sent down to Earth by the ruthless Sledge, Slammer uses this ability to capture Chase, Koda and a young boy named Peter, drawing the other Rangers to him when he commences his next attack while blocking any signal of distress from his captives. However, he is outsmarted by Koda and is defeated by the Rangers while in their Dino Steel mode at his normal size and then by Dino Charge Megazord's Stego-Raptor Formation once enlarged by the Magna Beam.


Tyler Navarro: Slammer!

Slammer: Been a while rangers. And you too Koda.

Me: I remember you! You were sent to capture the rangers so you can get the Energems for Sledge and you were outsmarted by Koda.

Slammer: That's right. Good memory on you. And the Queen was caught by me. Watch.

Slammer just trapped me in a cage.

Slammer: I know you can easily get out of that. But I just wanted to show you what I can do.

Just then, we saw them card guards nearby.

Maria: Oh great!

I ripped open the cage and got out.

Card Guard: (to Slammer) That was an excellent cage you just made. You could make an excellent guard for her Majesty.

Slammer: Oh please. I only serve Mistress Vypra. And I already put your so called queen in a cage!

Before the card guards could react, Slammer put them in a cage as well.

Me: Nice one Slammer! Now we can have our usual fights before taking down the queen.

Dark Spicer: First I have two new aliens to show you.

Dark Spicer then changed into a red version of The Worst and he had red skin and spikes all over.

The Hideousness: Meet The Hideousness!

Shanan: An Atrocitian Mutant. Weird.

Ben: You know that form is useless in combat, right?

The Hideousness: Maybe your version is. But mine isn't!

The Hideousness charged at Plant Man and slammed him with devastating force.

SMASH!

The Hideousness smashed Plant Man into a million pieces!

Nico: GEEZ!

Me: That's powerful!

Laney: He just smashed Plant Man into scrap metal!

Plant Man: I'm all right. I've handled worse.

Lisa Loud: I'll fix him right up.

Dark Spicer: There's more.

Dark Spicer turned into a purple and yellow version of Kicken Hawk and he had feathers that were sharp and strong and his muscle mass was 100 times stronger.

Sockin Chicken: I call this form... Sockin Chicken!

Shanan: An Akatorian Hybrid.

Ed: CHICKEN! (hugs Sockin Chicken) Hug a chicken! Hug a chicken! Hug a chicken! Hug a chicken!

Sockin Chicken: (gently pushes Ed off of him) Ed, I appreciate the hug, but I think Vypra and Leni are gonna get jealous.

Me: Ah Ed gets like that all the time when he's around chickens. He loves chickens more than anything.

Leni: It's true. He like is crazy about chickens.

Sockin Chicken: That makes sense.

Sockin Chicken rushed at Arpeggio and tried to slash him.

Arpeggio got out of the way and kicked him away.

Arpeggio: (British Accent) Nice try though lad.

Me: How does it feel being out of prison Man Boy?

Man Boy: It feels awesome!

Me: Cool. Lets get it on.

Everyone went at them.


Battle 1: Man Boy


Flora, Sunburn, Thunder, Flameslinger and Lightning were facing Man Boy.

Man Boy: (to Flora) I may have been in jail for about a year. But I'm still as manly as ever!

Flora: Lets see what you can do Man Boy.

Sunburn: The Fire will burn you all over.

Flameslinger: This is gonna be good.

Lightning: This will be an electrifying battle.

Man Boy: Indeed. Let me show you my manly Pokemon.

He called out his Pokemon and he had a Hydreigon, Guzzlord, Galvantula and a Forretress.

Flora: A Hydreigon, Guzzlord, Galvantula and Forretress. Great selection.

Man Boy: Thank you. This is a man's team right here.

Sunburn: Nice team. Shall we get it on?

Man Boy: Lets.

Thunder: Time to bring the thunder.

They went at him and Flora kicked Man Boy in the face and Man Boy fought back by launching his beast fists at them all over and they dodged all his punches and more.

Thunder and Sunburn: FIERY THUNDERSTORM SHOCKWAVE!

Thunder fired a massive blast of energy and Sunburn fired a massive wave of fire.

Lightning and Flameslinger: LIGHTNING INFERNO ARROW BARRAGE!

Lightning fired a massive wave of lightning and Flameslinger fired a massive barrage of fire arrows.

Flora fired a massive blast of flower energy. The blasts all hit Man Boy and his Pokemon and knocked them out.

Flora: Not bad for your first fight.


Battle 2: Saïx


Carol, Eruptor, Sinestro, Ignitor and Power Girl were facing Saïx.

Saïx: This is gonna be good.

Sinestro: It always is.

Eruptor: The lava is going to burn.

Ignitor: Lets get to some burning.

Carol: Lets do it.

Power Girl: Yeah!

Saïx called out his Pokemon and they went at him and fired blasts of atomic energy, fire and fear energy and laser blasts.

Sinestro and Eruptor: FEARING VOLCANO LAVA TSUNAMI!

Eruptor fired a massive wave of lava and Sinestro infused it with his Fear Energy.

Power Girl and Ignitor: KRYPTON FIREBLADE SLASH!

Power Girl fired laser vision blasts and Ignitor slashed Saïx with his sword of fire.

Carol fired a massive blast of atomic energy and the blasts all hit Saïx and his Pokemon and knocked them out.

Carol: How does that hit you?


Battle 3: Misty Tredwell


Persephone, Hot Dog, Blast Zone, Snake Man and Acid Man were facing Misty Tredwell.

Misty Tredwell: So the Skylanders are now helping out in this?

Persephone: Just for this whole adventure. For each world we're gonna have each element of Skylanders help us with out combos.

Misty Tredwell: I see. Nice ideas.

Hot Dog: (Bark) Thank you.

Snake Man: This is gonna be good.

Acid Man: Yeah.

Blast Zone: Shall we get started?

Misty Tredwell: Lets.

Misty called out her Pokemon and they went at her and fired blasts of fire and energy and acid all over.

Snake Man and Hot Dog: VOLCANIC SNAKE BLAST!

Snake Man fired a Search Snake and Hot Dog turned it into a snake of fire.

Acid Man and Blast Zone: ACID VOLCANO BOMB BARRAGE!

Acid Man fired waves of acid and Blast Zone fired a barrage of fire.

Persephone fired blasts of green energy and the blasts all hit Misty and her Pokemon and knocked them out.

Persephone: Nice one.


Battle 4: Dark Spicer


Eddy, Fire Kraken, Star Man, Flash Man and Ember were facing Dark Spicer.

Eddy: You really thrashed Plant Man into scrap metal.

Dark Spicer: Sorry about that. Got carried away there.

Star Man: But you really smashed him to scrap. That's very impressive and usually Atrocitians are weak.

Ember: (Japanese Accent) But they are really tough creatures and can survive strong blasts and punches and more.

Dark Spicer: That's true.

Flash Man: It sure is something.

Fire Kraken: Shall we dance?

Dark Spicer: Lets.

Dark Spicer called out his Pokemon and they went at him and fired blasts of fire and stars and light and they hit him all over.

Star Man and Fire Kraken: STAR STORM FIREWORKS DRAGON BLAST!

Star Man fired blasts of stars and Fire Kraken fired waves of fireworks and they formed into a star dragon with fireworks all over.

Ember and Flash Man: FIRESTORM FLASH STORM!

Ember fired waves of fire and Flash Man fired waves of light that formed into barrage of fire and light.

Eddy fired blasts of light and energy from his blaster and the blasts all hit Dark Spicer and his Pokemon and knocked him down.

Eddy: That's awesome.


Battle 5: Heat Wave


Taranee, Wildfire, Zilius Zox, Ka-Boom and Red Lantern Ratchet were facing Heat Wave.

Taranee: This is gonna be a battle of fire.

Zilius Zox: It sure will be.

Heat Wave: It sure will be one that burns.

Ka-Boom: Time for some Boom Time!

Wildfire: Lets do this.

Heat Wave: Lets do it!

Heat Wave called out his Pokemon and they all went at him and fired waves of fire and energy.

Zilius Zox and Wildfire: RAGING LION FIRESTORM!

Zilius Zox and Wildfire fired blasts of red energy and fire and they formed into a lion of fire.

Ratchet and Ka-Boom: RAGING FIRESTORM CANNON BLAST!

Ratchet and Ka-Boom fired waves of fire and red energy and fire.

Taranee fired a massive blast of fire and the blasts all slammed into Heat Wave and his Pokemon and knocked them out.

Taranee: And Infernal Victory.


Battle 6: Toiletnator


Layla, Trail Blazer, Jessie (Pokemon), Torch and James (Pokemon) were facing Toiletnator.

Layla: This is gonna be a battle of fire and water.

Torch: It sure will be.

James: This is gonna be good.

Jessie (Pokemon): You said it.

Trail Blazer: Lets do this.

Toiletnator: Lets!

Toiletnator called out his Pokemon and they went at him and fired blasts of water and fire.

Jessie and Trail Blazer: SNAKEHORSE INFERNO BLAST!

Jessie and Trail Blazer fired waves of fire and they formed into a snake horse of pure fire.

James and Torch: POISON FIRE MEGABLAST!

James and Torch fired blasts of poison and fire.

Layla fired a massive wave of water and the blasts hit Toiletnator and knocked him and his pokemon down.

Layla: Nice!


Battle 7: Slammer


Nico was facing Slammer.

Nico: This is gonna be good.

Nico fired waves of energy and they hit Slammer all over the place and he exploded all over the place and he fell to the ground and exploded in a massive explosion of fire.

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

Nico: Slammer, you have failed this universe.


We regrouped and our usual battles were done.

William: Now that the usual battles are done, let's pay the Queen a visit so we can rub the proof we found in her face.

Me: Agreed William.

Nico: What proof do we have?

Me: None. We're going to overthrow the queen and take her down by force. Since we already killed one version of the Queen of Hearts, we'll throw this one in jail forever.

Wallflower: What prison should we put the Queen in?

Me: The Pluto Prison for Tyrants.

Nico: Good idea.

Alice: It'll be good to see her gone.

Me: Lets do it guys. We have a tyrant to dethrone.

The Queen was out of the cage and she was boiling hot with rage!

Queen: Those fools!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off in the sky and a phoenix cry was heard and then we appeared and landed and we were ready to fight.

Me: It's over for you Queen of Hearts! We've come to put an end to your reign of terror.

Applebloom: (Cowboy Accent) That's right you tyrant!

Lincoln: We're not gonna let you destroy so many lives anymore!

Nico: Yeah!

Troy: You're done ruling over Wonderland with an iron fist!

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: RPM!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the RPM Rangers.

Me: ATTACK!

We went at the Queen of Hearts and I punched her all over and kicked her in the face and Sora, Donald, Goofy and Kairi slashed and blasted her all over with incredible force and magic blasts and more and Aqua blasted her all over the place and more. Eximiar, Riggan, and Takinom blasted and smashed and burned her all over and more.

Me: You are a tyrant that needs to be stopped!

Dark Spicer (to the Queen of Hearts): Here's your warning: Your ass is about to be kicked!

Lincoln: Time for you to Catch 21! SHADOW STYLE NINJA ART: ROYAL FLUSH CARDS!

Linka: LIGHTNING STYLE NINJA ART: STRAIGHT FLUSH CARDS!

Liberty: MAGIC STYLE NINJA ART: FOUR OF A KIND CARDS!

Lyra: LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: FULL HOUSE CARDS!

Lee: VOID STYLE NINJA ART: FLUSH CARDS!

Lori: WIND STYLE NINJA ART: STRAIGHT CARDS!

Leni: SCREECH STYLE NINJA ART: THREE OF A KIND CARDS!

Luna: METAL STYLE NINJA ART: TWO PAIR CARDS!

Luan: CELESTIAL STYLE NINJA ART: PAIR CARDS!

Lynn: EARTH STYLE NINJA ART: HIGH CARDS!

Lucy Loud: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: JACK CARD!

Laney: CELTIC STYLE NINJA ART: QUEEN CARD!

Lana: ICE STYLE NINJA ART: KING CARD!

Lola: FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: ROYAL STRAIGHT FLUSH CARDS!

Lisa: ATOM STYLE NINJA ART: FIVES CARD!

Lily: OCEAN STYLE NINJA ART: THE WHITE QUEEN!

They fired waves of elemental energy and they formed into the powerful cards and hands in all of Poker.

Wallflower: I agree! TIME SWORD STYLE NINJA ART: CHRONO SWORD BLADE DANCE!

Wallflower slashed the Queen all over with her sword Ancient's Key and the sword unlocked the Queen's past and she was enraged.

Alice Liddell: You are a terrible queen! ROYAL FLUSH STYLE NINJA ART: VORPAL SPADE BLADE DANCE!

Alice fired blades of black and they formed into spades and they hit the Queen all over the place

Alice: You are a terrible queen all over. HEART STYLE NINJA ART: ROYAL HEART BLAST!

Alice fired a wave of red energy and it formed into a red heart and it hit the Queen and exploded!

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Cheshire Cat: This will hurt. DIAMOND STYLE NINJA ART: JEWELED CAT CLAWDANCE!

Cheshire Cat formed claws of fire and slashed the Queen all over.

Ed Cowart: Take this one! SHINING SWORD NINJA ART: GENMU ZERO!

Ed formed a powerful sword of light and slashed the Queen all over the place with incredible power and fury.

Ed Cowart: Now try this! SHINING LIGHT NINJA ART: REKKOHA!

Ed flew into the air and rained down a massive shower of powerful energy blasts that hit all of the queens card guards and incinerated them all over.

shining sword ninja art: genmu zero

Vambre: (British Accent) This is gonna be awesome!

Wallflower: Yeah!

Announcer: CUCKOO-NUT AND RAINCLOUD MAGISWORDS!

Vambre and Wallflower: SUPER TEAMWORK COMBO: COCONUT SMASH STORM!

They fired waves of energy and it formed rainclouds and they rained coconuts that hit the Queen all over and it really hurt.

Prohyas: Time for some action!

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah!

Announcer: HOT SAUCE AND UNICORN MAGISWORDS!

Prohyas and Starlight Glimmer: SUPER TEAMWORK COMBO: SPICY MAGIC MEGABLAST!

They fired blasts of super spicy hot sauce and magic and the blasts hit the Queen all over the place and burned her all over the place.

Plant Man: I'm all fixed.

Skids: Cool!

Riley: Lets do it!

Skids and Riley both used the Earth Cyber Planet Key and they enhanced Skids's Liquid Nitrogen rifle and Riley's plant powers and all her powers 100-fold.

Plant Man and Ransack used the Earth and Velocitron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Plant Man's Powers and turned Ransack's seat booster into a powerful blaster.

Skids and Riley: NITRO PLANT MEGABLAST!

Skids and Riley fired blasts of liquid nitrogen and Riley fired waves of leaves.

Plant Man and Cybertron Ransack: SPEEDING LEAF STORM MEGACUT!

Plant Man fired waves of leaves and Ransack fired a massive blast of energy.

Chef Pepper Jack and and Fryno: SPICY CHARGE OF FLAME!

Grinnade and Smolderdash: ECLIPSE OF FIRE EXPLOSION!

Scrap Shooter and Hot Head: GANGSTER VOLCANO BLAST!

Smoke Scream and Spitfire: PHOENIX TORNADO FIRESTORM!

Lola and Tae Kwon Crow: FLAMING SHURIKEN FIRESTORM!

Sam S.L. and Flare Wolf: VOLCANIC ROCKET MEGA BARRAGE!

Eddy and Dark Spicer: MISCHIEF DEATH RAY!

Persephone and Misty Tredwell: GREEN FIRE LIZARD FORCE!

Layla and Toiletnator: OCEAN OF TOILET PAPER!

Flora and Man Boy: NATURE BLAST OF MANLINESS!

Taranee and Heat Wave: FIRESTORM SUPER MEGASHOT!

Carol and Saïx: ATOMIC MOONLIGHT SUPERBLAST!

They fired massive blasts of fire and the blasts all hit the Queen all over the place and burned her and even knocked her down. We tied her up.

Me: Time for this tyrant to go to jail!

But then a huge heartless came out. It was TRICKMASTER!


The Trickmaster is an Emblem Heartless boss that is found in Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories, Kingdom Hearts coded, and their remakes. It is one of the bosses at Wonderland. It has the ability to change size at will.

A Trickmaster is a bizarre Heartless with spindly legs resembling scissor jacks, arms that appear and sound like they're made of paper, and a head that is made of several segments balanced on top of each other. Each of these segments sports its own face—though all of the faces have the same glowing yellow eyes and jagged mouths—and they alternate in color from red to black. Its arms are black and it often juggles clubs with zig-zagging, purple and lavender stripes on them. It wears black armor with large, red shoulder pads, a black codpiece, and has a very thin and small red body. The upper halves of its legs are red, while their lower halves are black. Its feet are black, flat, and curl at the tips. Much of its upper body and head sport gold highlights.

In Kingdom Hearts Final Mix, the red sections of the Trickmaster's body becomes magenta, the black sections become lavender, save for its arms, which become a dark shade of steel blue. Its clubs becomes striped with black and white, and its feet and the gold tinges on its body and head both become yellow with a slight green tint. In this version, its coloration is noticeably similar to that of the Crimson Prankster.

The Trickmaster's name and design reflect the confusing, deceptive nature of Wonderland. Its name may also reference the Heartless's skill in juggling and performing other "tricks".


Sora: The Trickmaster!

Kairi: Wicked!

Lucy: Scary heartless.

Me: Lets hit it with a combined Final Smash!

Wallflower: This is gonna be good.

Suddenly Alice was enveloped in a flash of light and then we saw that she was an awesome Keyblader! Alice had a blue and white dress and a black hair bow and she had blue socks and black shoes and she had blue fingerless arm gloves and she had the Lady Luck Keyblade!

Me: Whoa! Alice you're a Keyblader!

Aqua: Incredible!

Alice: This is amazing! Now lets take these monsters down.

Wallflower, Cheshire Cat, White Rabbit, Alice and Alice Liddell: WONDERLAND ROYAL FLUSH SUPERBLAST!

They fired blasts of energy in the form of the Spades Royal Flush, the most powerful hand in all of Poker and the blast hit the Trickmaster and obliterated it in an instant.

Nico: Yeah!

Me: You are through Queen.

We had her arrested and sent to the Pluto Prison.

Eli: Good riddance to that tyrant.

Nico: Yep.

Nunnally: She has failed this kingdom.

Nico: Aww Nunnally, I was gonna say that.

Nunnally: Sorry Nico.

We laughed.

Toiletnator: (to Alice) What's it like having a Keyblade?

Alice: It actually feels very nice.

Heatwave: I'm just glad we dealt with the Queen and the Trickmaster before something bad happened to you.

Alice: What do you mean?

Saix: If J.D. and the others hadn't gotten you away from the Queen, you would've been kidnapped by someone worse. Trust me. I know from experience.

Me: Thank goodness we did. I think we did a good deed here. Lets head home and rest up. We'll continue the adventure tomorrow.

Dark Spicer: Good idea.

Man Boy: It's good to be back in action! But promise me that I can do a rant at Icky Vicky the first chance I get.

Me: We will have more rants.

We went and did so and it was a good rest. Next up was the world of Tarzan from 1999 and that is one of my favorites.

Wallflower: (To the viewers) Wonderland was an awesome world and it was so awesome living my favorite movie Alice In Wonderland and it was so awesome! I can't wait to see what we have in store for the world of 1999's Tarzan and it's gonna be so awesome!

Me: It sure is. Tarzan is one of my favorite movies.

Lana: Mine too.

Eli: I know all of Tarzan's family and his friends. They are awesome.

Me: Cool!

We got ready for a rest.

To Be Continued...


Part 2 done.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, XP4Universe, Omegahatchiyak12 and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up for part 3 is 1999's Tarzan and we're going to kill Clayton and tame Sabor. It's gonna be awesome as we have the rogue leopardess on our side and more and then we're going to make Clayton pay.

See you all tomorrow.