"Aladdin"
In the early morning hours at around 3:23 AM, Applejack was fast asleep when suddenly she was awokened by the sounds of dancing?
Applejack: [grunting] What in tarnation is that? Apple Bloom, what is all that awful... tapping? [gasp] 4 cutie marks?!
Apple Bloom had 4 Cutie Marks on her besides the one she had. She had a hula hoop, dishes spinning on sticks and a shoe dancing. Apple Bloom was dancing uncontrollably while spinning a hoop on one arm and dish drilling in the other.
Apple Bloom: Help me!
Applejack: C'mere, you! Ow! Ow! Whoa!
She hit Applejack back with her hoop accidentally
Apple Bloom: I'm sorry, Applejack! I dunno how to make it stop!
Applejack: Well, I know a bunch of people who might!
Later at Twilight Sparkle's castle we all arrived there.
Me: We got here as fast as we could Twilight.
Varie: What's going on?
Applejack: Apple Bloom is doing all kinds of talents.
We saw her dancing really amazingly and she was doing hula hoop spinning and dish drilling.
Laney: Wow! That is really multi-tasking!
Lola: She's dancing and doing all that!? That's amazingly talented.
Applejack: This is not normal. Usually all ponies only have 1 Cutie Mark but for Apple Bloom to have 4 is not normal.
Me: Hmm. Her normal cutie mark, a hula hoop, dish drilling and dancing.
Hard Man: It's official, Apple Bloom. You're sick.
Applejack: She doesn't look sick to me.
Twilight Sparkle: Hmm. Three additional cutie marks. Three more talents. I've never seen anything like it! I was just reading something about unusual equine illnesses. What was it?
Spike: "Perplexing Pony Plagues", perhaps?
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, Spike, you're amazing!
Spike: Yes, well, I do have some talents.
Me: That's interesting. Lets have a look.
Nico: We'll hold her down while you guys look.
Laney held Apple Bloom in a bed made with vines and they held down her legs.
Me: Sorry about this Apple Bloom.
Apple Bloom: It's okay.
Twilight Sparkle: Lets see here. Hay fever... the trots... [gasp] Cutie pox!
We saw a picture of a pony with many cutie marks all over it.
Apple Bloom, Applejack and Spike: Cutie pox?!
Me: What the heck is Cutie Pox?
Twilight Sparkle: Cutie pox. This puzzling pony plague afflicted a population of ponies back in the Paleopony Period!
Spike: Heh, say that ten times fast!
Me: Wow. So it's sort of a primordial disease like smallpox and all that.
Nico: And smallpox was eradicated years ago.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes it's ancient. Random cutie marks appeared all over the ponies' bodies, causing them to perform all the talents that came with them!
Apple Bloom: Just like me!
Lola: Wow! So that's why she has 3 more cutie marks.
Lana: That's cool.
Applejack: It's not cool but what's the cure? What's the cure?!
Twilight Sparkle: It says here there's no known cure!
We gasped!
Apple Bloom, Applejack and Spike: No known cure?!
Twilight Sparkle: The cause of the breakout was never discovered, and the cutie pox disappears as mysteriously as they arrived!
Me: So it's a totally unpredictable disease.
Nico: And cutie marks appear all of a sudden without warning? Bizarre.
Lincoln: Really bizarre.
Apple Bloom: Oh, no!
Hard Man: It's official, Applebloom. You're sick.
Me: You already said that but this doesn't look like a sickness I know like the Flu though.
Apple Bloom: (weakly) Sick. Need medicine. Ugh...
Ruby: You got it! I know exactly what you need! I'll be right back! (Ruby zips away and returns almost immediately with a glass of milk, a video game cartridge and a rolled up poster) I'm right back! Alright, I got you everything you need! A warm glass of whole milk! (places the milk on the shelf next to Weiss)
Apple Bloom: Blech.
Ruby: My favorite video game, Kung Fu Ninja Ultimate Slayer Death Battle 2!
Apple Bloom: Bleh.
Ruby: Ah, you're right. The first one was way better. (places the cartridge on the shelf) And, finally, a motivational cat poster. (unrolls the poster, revealing a picture of Blake desperately hanging onto some rope with the caption "Hang In There") Me-ow. (places the poster on the shelf)
Monster Rancher Golem: Ruby, that won't help Apple Bloom at all.
Me: She did give her best shot though.
Linka: Got to love that optimism.
Then the symbol for the Fleur-de-lis appeared on her.
Me: The Fleur-de-lis!?
Apple Bloom: (Speaking in French) Sacré bleu! Plus de marques de cutie! [gasp] Qu'est-ce c'est?! Je parle Français?! (Darn it! More cutie marks! [gasp] What's this?! I speak French?!)
Applejack: My sister's speakin' in fancy!
Me: She's speaking in French.
Laney: That's really good French.
Marinette: Nice that she knows that.
Twilight Sparkle: She needs help!
Long Haul: That's it. We're getting Ratchet so he can get you looked at.
Long Haul went and got Ratchet and her got to where we were really fast.
Ratchet: I got here as fast as I could! Lets see what we got here.
Suddenly a mallet and chisel Cutie Mark appeared on her leg and she broke out of the restraints and took a rock and began chipping at it like a jackhammer and she got done really fast and she made a statue of the famous Statue of Lady Justice but this time it had wings of fire and the symbol of Team Loud Phoenix Storm on the base of her feet.
Me: Whoa! The Statue of Lady Justice.
Nico: That's is really well done!
Laney: Effortless in its creation!
Nico: And the symbol of Team Loud Phoenix Storm is a perfect addition to it.
Ratchet was looking over Apple Bloom.
Grapple: Well, Ratchet. What do you make of Applebloom's sickness?
G1 Ratchet: Well, she's speaking French and making art statues. This isn't any sickness I've seen.
Me: She has what's called Cutie Pox.
Lola: She needs help really fast.
Applejack: I know she needs help! We can't just wait for this to go away!
Apple Bloom: Tout de suite!
But then more cutie marks appeared!
We saw a Cap and chimney brush appear on her arm and that was for Chimney sweeping. She got to the roof of a bunch of houses and was really sweeping a bunch of chimneys.
Lana: Chimney sweeping? Cool!
Me: You have a lot of chimney sweepers in Germany don't you Hunter?
Hunter: (German Accent) Ja und they are really good at their jobs.
Then an Accordion appeared on her other leg and it was for Playing the accordion. She got to playing Polka Music with an accordion.
Luna: Nice accordion playing dudes.
Mr. Krabs: She does have talent lass.
A Whip and Lion mark appeared on her arm above the chimney sweeping mark and that was for Lion taming. She was cracking a whip at three snarling lions and holding a stool as they roared ferociously!
Luan: Wow! That is really good lion taming!
Vambre: (British Accent) Very talented.
A Chess pieces mark (a rook and two pawns) appeared above the lion taming mark and this was for Playing chess. Apple Bloom was playing 4 chess games at once and we saw that she won all 4 games at once.
Lily: Wow! She won 4 Chess games!?
Laney: Not even I can do that.
Me: That's really good!
Then a Crossed swords mark appeared on her wrist and that was for Fencing and we saw her clashing with Kagumi.
Me: Wow! That's really good swordsmanship in fencing!
Laney: She sure is good at that.
We then saw a White long pole appear on her hip and this was for Tightrope walking. She was walking on a rope going from one building to another.
Me: Tightrope walking now!? Wow! That is dangerous.
Lucy Loud: No kidding.
Then a Red glider appeared on her other arm and this was for Hang-gliding. She was hang-gliding 75 feet in the air.
Lisa Loud: Hang-gliding!?
Lynn: Wow! That is really good!
Me: Not bad for her first time doing that.
A Drafting compass appeared on her thigh and this was for Math. We saw her write on a chalkboard a really complex math problem in quantum physics.
Lisa Loud: Wow! This is a very well thought out math equation. It's the unified field theory for the 4th dimensional string equation.
Sparks and smoke came out of my head.
Me: Okay ow! That really hurt my head.
Nico: But that is really complicated.
Laney: It sure is.
Then a 1000-lb barbell mark appeared on her left cheek and it was for Weightlifting. We saw her lifting up a 1000 lb barbell and that was really impressive.
Lola: Wow! She's lifting up 1000 lbs!?
Me: That's really impressive!
Nico: Not bad for someone her size.
Vince: Yeah.
Then a pair of sponges appeared on the left side of her forehead and this was for Window-washing. She went to a window and washed them until they were so sparkly and reflective that you could see your reflection in them.
Me: Wow! Those windows are so clean you can see your reflection in them.
Liberty: Very clean.
Spyro: They sure are.
Then a Tornado mark appeared on her hip and this was for Whirling around and she was spinning so fast that we were getting really dizzy just watching!
Me: WHOA! I'M GETTING DIZZY JUST FROM WATCHING!
Nico: Me too!
Varie: I think I can get this cured.
Varie fired a wave of water and entombed Apple Bloom in a ball of water and the extra cutie marks disappeared and her one true cutie mark remained.
Applejack: Whoo!
The water vanished and Apple Bloom was cured but all wet.
Apple Bloom: That was nuts. Thanks Varie.
Varie: You're welcome.
Me: Are you all right Apple Bloom?
Apple Bloom: I think so. Thanks guys.
Applejack: Glad you're all right sugarcube.
Me: That's was really impressive that you were doing all that all at once.
Laney: Yeah and even I can't do all that talent all at once. I may be talented in a bunch of things but even I am not that talented to do a bunch of things all at once.
Me: No kidding.
Rarity: But thank goodness you are better Apple Bloom.
Apple Bloom: Thanks guys.
Laney: But the statue of Lady Justice with our Symbol on it will be a perfect addition to our garden.
Nico: I was just about to suggest that.
Lola: That's awesome.
We got the statue back to the estate and we set it up in our garden. It a was perfect addition to the estate. Misty Tredwell was in the estate watching TV. She was put on Maternal Leave till she is done with her pregnancy.
I went over to check on her.
Me: Hey Misty. How are you feeling?
Misty Tredwell: Getting heavy. But still hanging in there.
Me: Well it will be over soon. We'll go to the doctor later to get a dew date and see what gender we're expecting.
Misty Tredwell: Thank you J.D.
I kissed her cheek and put my hand on her stomach and smiled.
Later we were in the Simulator for Part 5 of our awesome adventure. We were over in Agrabah.
Tania: So, this is Agrabah?
Me: Yep. It's the home of Aladdin from 1992. On Earth it's located in Jordan in the Middle East.
Valon: (Australian Accent) It sure is amazing mates.
Lola: Yeah. And you will love meeting Princess Jasmine.
Razoul: Stop! Thief!
Me: Looks like Aladdin is stealing to survive.
Sora: Lets go meet him.
We went to find him.
Razoul and the Palace Guards were chasing Aladdin.
Razoul: I'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat!
Aladdin: All this for a loaf of bread? Whoa!
[screaming]
Guard 1: There he is!
Guard 2: You won't get away so easy!
Aladdin: You think that was easy?
[giggling]
Razoul: You two, over that way, and you, follow me. We'll find him.
Aladdin: Morning, ladies.
Woman: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?
Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.
Razoul: Gotcha.
Aladdin: I'm in trouble.
Razoul: And this time...
I swooped in and punched Razoul in the face
[monkey squeaking]
Me: Been a while Aladdin.
Aladdin: It sure has been a while guys. Great to see you again. Come on. Let's get outta here. Gotta keep, one jump ahead of the breadline. One swing, ahead of the sword, I steal only what I can't afford. That's everything. One jump ahead of the lawmen. That's all and that's no joke. These guys don't appreciate I'm broke.
Me: And they don't care.
Guard 3: Riffraf.
Both: Street rat.
Guard 4: Scoundrel.
A man accidentally hit one of the guards.
Man: Take that.
OUCH!
Aladdin: Just a little snack, guys.
Guards: Rip him open, take it back, guys.
Aladdin: I can take a hint, gotta face the facts, you're my only friend, Abu.
Women: Who? Oh! It's sad Aladdin's hit the bottom. He's become a one-man rise in crime.
Woman: I'd blame parents, except he hasn't gone 'em.
Aladdin: Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, tell you all about it when I got the time. One jump ahead of the slowpokes. One skip ahead of my doom. Next time, gonna use a nom de plume.
Razoul: There he is.
Laney lashed one of the guards.
Aladdin: One jump ahead of the hitman. One hit ahead of the flock. I think I'll take a stroll around the block.
Man: Stop, thief. Vandal.
Me: Shut your trap!
Eli: Yeah!
Aladdin: Abu!
Woman: Scandal.
Lola: Quiet!
Aladdin: Let's not be too hasty.
Woman: Still I think he's rather tasty!
Aladdin: Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, otherwise, we'd get along.
Guards: Wrong.
Nico kicked a lot of guards.
Main Guard: Get him! He's got a sword!
I slashed the guards.
Razoul: You idiots. We've all got swords.
[groaning]
Aladdin: One jump ahead of the hoofbeats.
Guards: Vandal!
Aladdin: One hop ahead of the hump.
Guards: Street rat!
Aladdin: One trick ahead of disaster.
Guards: Scoundrel!
Aladdin: They're quick, but I'm much faster. Here goes, better throw my hand in, wish me happy landin', all I gotta do is jump!
Guards: Yuck! Oy!
We arrived at Aladdin's house.
Me: Sorry about all that Aladdin. Are you all right?
Aladdin: I'm fine thanks guys. It's great to see all of you again.
Me: Same here Aladdin. How have you been?
Aladdin: Hanging in there. Not easy being a street rat.
Trudy Bolton: I know that feeling all too well.
Me: Yeah. We have expanded our forces quite a lot since we saw each other the last time.
Aladdin: I can see that. You're all looking good though.
Nico: Thanks Al.
Aladdin then saw Nico & May, Sora & Kairi, Beast Boy & Tara and Vince & Carol's wedding rings.
Aladdin: Wow! You guys are now married?
Beast Boy: We sure are.
Tara: It's so awesome.
Me: We've had a lot of weddings since we saw each other the last time.
Aladdin: I remember being there for Sora and Kairi's wedding. I'm so happy for them.
Lincoln: We all are.
Hunter: Ja.
Aladdin: And now, esteemed effendi, we feast. All right.
He handed us some pieces of the bread.
Me: Thanks Aladdin.
We ate the bread.
Abu: Yum, yum! Uh-oh.
Aladdin: [sighs] Here. Go on. Take it.
Abu: Ah, don't. Huh?
Man: On his way to the palace, I suppose. Another suitor for the princess.
Me: Oh great. If there's one thing I don't tolerate it's a chauvinistic son of a bitch.
Applejack: I hate people like that.
Rainbow Dash: Me too.
Me: Lets get him!
He pushed some kids out of the way.
Prince Achmed: Out of my way, you filthy brats.
Aladdin swooped in.
Aladdin: Hey! If I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.
Prince Achmed: Oh. I'll teach you some manners.
I punched the Prince in the face and kicked him in the stomach.
Me: You chauvinistic fuckup!
Lincoln: You have no right talking about people like they are property!
I punched the prince into a horses butt!
Aladdin: Look at that, Abu. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends.
Crowd: Ooh!
We laughed!
Prince Achmed: Ha! You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you.
Nico: Not if we kill you first!
Nico slashed him all over with his sword and kicked him in the face and sent him flying far away from Agrabah!
Lynn: AND IT'S GOOD!
Aladdin: I'm not worthless. And I don't have fleas. [sighs] Come on, Abu. Let's go home. Riffraff, street rat. I don't buy that. If only they'd look closer. Would they see a poor boy? No siree. They'd find out there's so much more to me. Some day, Abu, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.
The next morning we were watching the merchants.
Me: They sure have quite a selection.
[vendors calling out]
Aladdin: Okay, Abu. Go.
Melon Merchant: Try this. Your taste buds will dance and sing.
Lola: Ooh why thank you.
Lola bought a melon.
Melon Merchant: You're welcome young one.
[squeaking]
Melon Merchant: Get your paws off that.
[taunting]
Melon Merchant: Why, you... Get away from here, you cursed, filthy ape!
Abu: Goodbye.
Aladdin: Nice going, Abu.
Nico: Yeah!
[cooing]
Aladdin: Breakfast is served.
Pot Merchant: Pretty lady, buy a pot. No finer pot in brass of silver.
Nut Merchant: Sugar dates. Sugar dates and figs. Sugar dates and pistachios.
Necklace Merchant: Would the lady like a necklace? A pretty necklace for a pretty lady.
Fish Merchant: Fresh fish! We catch 'em, you buy 'em!
Jasmine: Oh, no. I don't think so. Oh!
[gulping]
Jasmine: Excuse me.
[gulps]
[belches]
I then bumped into Jasmine.
Me: Oops. Sorry I didn't see you there.
Jasmine: It's all right.
She saw us.
Jasmine: Hey guys!
Me: Princess Jasmine. It's great to see you again.
Jasmine: Same here guys. How have you all been?
Lola: We've been doing really well.
Lily: We sure have.
Laney: You look like you're doing well.
Jasmine: I sure have.
Aladdin: Wow.
Abu: Uh-oh. Hello? Hello?
Jasmine: Oh, you must be hungry. Here you go.
Apple Merchant: You'd better be able to pay for that.
Jasmine: Pay?
Apple Merchant: No one steals from my cart.
Jasmine: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I don't have any money.
Apple Merchant: Thief!
Jasmine: Please... If you let me go to the palace, I can get some from the Sultan.
Apple Merchant: Do you know what the penalty is for stealing?
Jasmine: No! No, please!
Me: Sir this is on me.
I handed him the money.
Apple Merchant: Oh thank you.
Aladdin: Thank you, kind sir. I'm so glad you found her. I've been looking all over for you.
Jasmine: What are you doing?
Aladdin: Just play along.
Apple Merchant: You, uh, know this girl?
Aladdin: Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy.
We winked at Jasmine.
Apple Merchant: She said she knew the Sultan.
Aladdin: She thinks the monkey is the Sultan.
Jasmine: O wise Sultan, how may I serve you?
[gibberish]
Aladdin: Tragic, isn't it? But no harm done. Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.
Jasmine: Oh, hello, Doctor. How are you?
Aladdin: No, no, no. Not that one. Come on, Sultan.
[gibbering, gasping]
Apple Merchant: Huh? What? Come back here, you little thieves!
[explosion]
Aladdin: Almost there.
Jasmine: I want to thank you for stopping that man.
Me: You're welcome.
Aladdin: Uh, forget it. So, this is your first time in the marketplace, huh?
Jasmine: Is it that obvious?
Aladdin: Well, you do kind of stand out. I mean, uh, you don't seem to know how dangerous Agrabah can be.
Jasmine: Hmm. I'm a fast learner.
Abu: Wow.
Aladdin: [chuckling] Hey. Come on. This way. Whoa. Watch your head there. Be careful.
Jasmine: Is this where you live?
Aladdin: Yep. Just me and Abu. Come and go as we please.
Jasmine: That sounds fabulous.
Me: It's a nice place.
Aladdin: Well, it's not much, but it's got a great view. Wow. The palace looks pretty amazing, huh?
Jasmine: Oh, it's wonderful.
Aladdin: I wonder what it would be like to live here, and have servants and valets.
Jasmine: Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.
Aladdin: It's better than here. You're always scraping for food and ducking the guards.
Jasmine: You're not free to make your own choices.
Aladdin: Sometimes you feel so...
Jasmine: You're just...
Both: ...trapped.
Aladdin: [clears throat] So, where are you from?
Jasmine: What does it matter? I ran away and I am not going back.
Aladdin: Really? How come?
Abu: Why, you...
Jasmine: My father's forcing me to get married.
Aladdin: That's... that's awful. Abu!
Me: I agree!
[angry squeaking]
Jasmine: What?
Aladdin: Abu says, uh... that's not fair.
Abu: What?
Jasmine: Oh, did he?
Aladdin: Yeah, of course.
Eli: There is no love in an arranged marriage and you should love someone for true love and not for arranged purposes.
Lana: Well said.
Ronnie Anne: I agree with you.
Jasmine: And does Abu have anything else to say?
Aladdin: Well, uh, he wishes there was something he could do to help.
Abu: Oh, boy.
Jasmine: Hmm. Tell him that's very sweet.
Razoul: Here you are.
Both: They're after me! You?
Jasmine: My father must have sent them...
Aladdin: Do you trust me?
Jasmine: What?
Aladdin: Do you trust me?
Jasmine: Yes...
Aladdin: Then jump!
I punched the guards all over the place and we jumped and helped Aladdin and then Razoul Grabbed him.
Jasmine: Unhand him, by order of the princess.
I punched Razoul off and knocked him down.
Razoul: Princess Jasmine.
Aladdin: The princess?
Abu: Princess?
Razoul: What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat.
Jasmine: That's not your concern. Do as I command. Release him.
Razoul: I would, Princess, except my orders come from Jafar. You'll have to take it up with him.
Me: That order is null and void!
I kicked Razoul and knocked him out.
Me: Jasmine you can come with us. I have a fun adventure for all of us to go on and help you and Aladdin.
Lincoln: You will love it.
Nico: Lets go.
We were off to the desert. In the middle of the desert we were looking for something.
Clawful: (sweaty) It's so hot in the desert! This is no place for a crustacean like me!
Varie: I can fix that for you.
She fired a wave of water and cooled him.
Clawful: Whoo! Thanks Varie.
Jasmine: So where are we going?
Me: You'll see. It's a really awesome place.
Drill Man was digging.
Drill Man: (sees a lamp) Hey, guys! Check out what I dug up.
He pulled out a lamp and gave it to Lily.
Lily: Oooh. This is beautiful.
She rubbed the Lamp and out came a cloud of beautiful green smoke and fireworks and out came a beautiful genie girl. It was Eden!
Eden is a beautiful Genie who was discovered in a bottle by an optimistic young orphan named Dhandi - whose first wish is merely to never go hungry for the rest of her life. Genie spots her and falls in love with her while searching for his recently-stolen lamp, the two subsequently sharing a date around Saturn. Like Genie, Eden has shown a willingness to find loopholes in spoken wishes to make things work out for the best; while fulfilling Abis Mal's wishes to the letter after he stole her bottle, banishing Genie to the bottom of the ocean and making him a massive superhuman, she also set things up so that Genie could escape his imprisonment and Abis Mal could be returned to normal, stating that he never specified that his wishes remain valid forever.
Unfortunately, Abis Mal's third wish is for Eden to turn Aladdin and Genie into cockroaches so that he could squash them - unable to actually wish for them to die directly - but Abu is able to steal the bottle and throw it back to Dhandi, who uses her second wish to wish for Eden not to grant that wish, resulting in Abis Mal being the one who becomes a cockroach. In the end, Dhandi accidentally uses her last wish to make Eden stay with her forever when she says that she wishes they could always be together, postponing Genie's and Eden's romance until Dhandi's life ends. However, Eden tells Genie that she is all that Dhandi has and that she cannot just leave her at that point in life, to which Genie understands. The two tell each other that they will wait until the time comes that they will finally be together.
Me: Wow!
Lily: Oh wow!
Eden: I am Eden the Genie of the Lamp.
Lily: It's a pleasure to meet you Eden. My name is Lily Loud and I'm part of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Eden: It's a pleasure to meet you Lily.
Princess Rose: A real live genie?! This really is like a fairy tale!
Nico: It sure is.
Hunter: Ja.
Lola: You are beautiful.
Eden: (Giggles) Thank you.
Lily: I only have one wish for you Eden. I wish for your freedom. The reason I want this for you is because I'm afraid that someone would abuse your power and use it for evil and I want you to have a nice and happy life.
Eden: Lily. Thank you.
She was finally freed from her lamp and Lily kept the lamp with her.
Me: Lily that was so sweet of you.
Lily: Thanks J.D.
Me: We're trying to find the Cave of Wonders so we can get the lamp for Aladdin here.
Eden: I know just how to get there.
She pulled out a scarab and then the Cave of Wonders appeared and it was a magnificent tiger god head!
Me: WHOA! That is amazing!
[thunder crashing]
Cave: Who disturbs my slumber?
Aladdin: Uh, it is I, Aladdin.
Me: And Team Loud Phoenix Storm is with him
Cave: Proceed. Touch nothing but the lamp.
He opened his mouth.
Me: All right lets go.
Aladdin: Come on, Abu.
[squeaking]
We went down into the cave and it was amazing and when we got to the treasure room, there were massive piles of gold, jewels and diamonds.
Aladdin: Would you look at that!
Me: Wow! Look at all this treasure!
Jasmine: The legends are true!
Eden: Amazing huh?
Lincoln: It sure is.
[whimpering]
Aladdin: Just a handful of this stuff would make me richer than the Sultan.
Nico: No kidding. It's a lot of treasure though.
Abu was about to touch the treasure.
Aladdin: Abu!
[whines]
Aladdin: Don't... touch... anything. We gotta find that lamp.
Me: Lets go.
Vince: It's a darn shame that we can't take the treasure yet.
Me: I know.
Abu: [grumbles] Huh? Aladdin!
Aladdin: Abu, will you knock it off?
Nico: What's wrong with him?
[screeches]
Aladdin: Abu, what are you, crazy?
Laney: Aladdin look!
A magic carpet appeared.
Aladdin: A magic carpet. Come on. Come on out. We're not gonna hurt you.
Jasmine: What a pretty carpet.
Me: It's all right carpet.
Abu: [screeches]
Aladdin: Hey, take it easy, Abu. He's not gonna bite.
The carpet wrapped around Aladdin.
Me: Friendly isn't he?
Sora: He sure is.
Aladdin: Thanks.
Abu: [squeaking]
Aladdin: Hey. Wait a minute. Don't go. Maybe you can help us. Hey! Whoa! You see, we're trying to find this lamp. I think he knows where it is.
Me: Lets follow him.
[squeaks excitedly]
We followed the carpet and journeyed far into the cave and it was amazing.
Me: Wow. This cave goes on forever.
Abu: [echoes]
We got to a big room and on a rock cone we saw a light pillar on top.
Aladdin: [whispers] Wait here.
We nodded in agreement.
Abu then saw a magnificent ruby jewel in a statue.
Abu: [moaning] Oh!
Me: Be careful Aladdin.
Carpet was trying to hold Abu back.
Aladdin got the lamp.
Aladdin: This is it. This is what we came all the way down here to... Abu! No!
Abu grabbed the ruby!
Cave: Infidels!
Abu: Uh-oh.
Me: Bad Monkey!
Eli grabbed the ruby and stashed it.
Cave: You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now you will never again see the light of day!
The statue melted into lava and a massive pillar of fire exploded out of the rock pillar.
The Cave was roaring in pain as the water turned into lava.
Aladdin: Whoa!
Me: LETS GET OUT OF HERE!
Abu: Help! Help! Help!
Aladdin: Gotcha! Whoa. Carpet, let's move.
We flew fast through the cave at incredible speeds.
Aladdin: Abu! Abu, this is no time to panic. Start panicking.
Me: PULL UP!
We did so and grabbed as much treasure as we could from the cave.
Both: Whoa!
[Abu panting]
[thunder cracks]
[roaring]
We escaped through the cave mouth and escaped far and we went farther away.
Me: Whoa! That was close!
Jasmine: It sure was. But that was so much fun!
Lincoln: That was a huge and narrow escape though.
Me: Lets head to an oasis.
Aladdin: I know just the place.
We went to an oasis he knows.
Later at the oasis we were looking at the lamp we got.
Eli: But at least we got some treasure and even this awesome ruby. Nunnally this ruby is perfect for you.
Nunnally: Thank you so much Eli.
Me: That was an awesome find though. But we did find the lamp though.
Aladdin: Looks like such a beat-up, worthless piece of junk. Hey, I think there's something written here, but it's hard to make out.
Aladdin rubbed it and then it glowed and colorful smoke and fireworks exploded out and then in a scream came a blue genie!
Genie: Whoa! Oy! 10,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck. (Hangs Aladdin) Hang on a second. (Twists his head) Whoa! WOW! Does it feel good to be outta there. I'm Telling you, Nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi. Where you from? What's your name?
Aladdin: Uh... Uh, Aladdin.
Genie: Aladdin. Hello, Aladdin. (Neon Sign appears in the form of Aladdin's name) Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you "Al"? Or maybe just "Din." How about "Laddie"? Sounds like, "Here, boy. C'mon, Laddie."
Me: (Laughs) He cracks me up!
Nico: He sure does.
Genie: Do you smoke? Mind if I do? [giggling] Oh, sorry, Cheetah.
We laughed.
Genie: Hope I didn't singe the fur. Yo, Rugman. Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tass-el. Yeah. Yo, yo. Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that or I'm gettin' bigger. Look from the side. Do I look different to you?
Aladdin: Wait a minute. I'm your master?
Genie: That's right. He can be taught. What would you wish for me? The ever impressive, the long contained, often imitated, but never duplicated... [echoing] Duplicated, duplicated... Genie... of the Lamp! Right here direct from the lamp, right here for your very much wish fulfillment. Thank you.
Aladdin: Whoa. Wish fulfillment?
Me: That's right Aladdin. Genie's have that kind of power.
Genie: Three wishes to be exact. And ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes. That's it. Three. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.
Aladdin: Now I know I'm dreaming.
I pinched Aladdin.
POINK!
Aladdin: OUCH!
Me: Sorry. You aren't dreaming.
Jasmine: No you aren't.
Genie: Master, I don't think you quite realize what you've got here! So why don't you just ruminate whilst I illuminate the possibilities. When Ali Baba had them 40 thieves, Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales. But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves, you got a brand of magic never fails. You got some power in your corner now, some heavy ammunition in your camp, you got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how, see all you gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say. Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be? Let me take your your order, jot it down, you ain't never had a friend like me. Life is your restaurant, and I'm your matie 'd'! Come on, whisper what it is you want, you ain't never had a friend like me. Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service, you're the boss, the king, the shah. Say what you wish, it's yours! True dish, how about a little more baklava? Have some of column A, try all of column B. I'm in the mood to help you dude, you ain't never had a friend like me. Oh, my. No, no. [scatting] Can your friends do this? Do your friends do that? Do your friends pull this out their little hat? Can your friends go, poof? Well, looky here, can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip! And then make the sucker disappear? So doncha sit there slack, jawed, buggy eyed. I'm here to answer all your midday prayers, you got me bona fide, certified, you got a genie for your chare d'affaires. I got a powerful urge to help you out, so what you wish? I really wanna know. You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt, well, all you gotta do is rub like so, and oh. Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three. I'm on the job, you big nabob. You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend. You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend. You ain't never had a friend like me! Ah ha ha! Wah ha ha! [Abu's greedy laugh] You ain't never had a friend like me.
[buzzing]
We cheered.
Lily: I never get tired of that song.
Eli: Me neither!
Eden: Good show!
Lincoln: Yeah!
[Carpet applause]
Abu: [chattering] Huh? [groans]
Genie: So, what'll be, Master?
Aladdin: You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want, right?
Genie: Ah, almost. There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos.
Aladdin: Like?
Genie: Ah, rule number one: I can't kill anybody. So don't ask.
Me: We won't pressure you.
Genie: Rule number two! I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else. Mwah! You little punim there. Rule number three! I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it! Other than that, you got it.
Me: Hey no sweat Genie. We have that kind of power.
Genie: Wait a second. Hey J.D. and everyone it's great to see you all again!
Me: Same here.
Aladdin: Hmm.
Abu: Oh!
Juandissimo: (to Genie) (Spanish Accent) There's this one enemy of Timmy who's a genie as well. I think his name was Norm.
Timmy Turner: That's him.
Me: I heard about Norm. Crocker found him inside a lava lamp. If we find him we can keep him as our prisoner and as a trophy. I love lava lamps.
Nico: Me too.
Jasmine: Good idea.
Aladdin: What would you wish for Genie?
Genie: Me? No one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case... Ah, forget it.
Aladdin: What?
Genie: No, I can't. I...
Aladdin: Come in. Tell me.
Genie: Freedom.
Aladdin: You're a prisoner?
Genie: It's all part and parcel of the whole genie gig. Phenomenal cosmic powers... Itty bitty living space.
Aladdin: Genie, that's terrible.
Me: It sure is.
Genie: But, oh, to be free. Not have to go, "Poof. What do you need? Poof. What do you need? Poof. What do you need?" To be my own master. Such a thing would be grater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world! But what am I talking about? Let's get real here. It's not gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus.
Aladdin: Why not?
Genie: The only way I get outta this is if my master wishes me out. So you can guess how often that's happened.
Me: Trust us on this Genie. Aladdin CAN wish for your freedom. But first we have one loose end to tie up. We have to deal with Jafar first and I have a plan. Huddle.
I gathered everyone together and my plan was for Genie to get Jafar as his master just temporarily so he can get his wishes and before we go after Jafar, we'll have our usual battles and then attack Jafar after that.
Nico: That's brilliant.
Me: Indeed. You guys can come out now.
The Masters of Evil came out. Dai Gui, The Springfield Bully Trio, Robo-Blaze, Robo-Roxy, Red X and Greiger all appeared.
Me: Dai Gui, Jimbo, Dolph & Kearney, Robo-Blaze, Robo-Roxy, Red X and Greiger.
Red X: How did you know we were here?
Me: Just had a strong feeling.
Lola: We knew you were gonna come eventually.
Maria: (to Dai Gui, Red X, and Greiger) I'm actually not surprised that you three are here.
Dai Gui: Well, I am the demon sorcerer of Earth. And that include sand.
Greiger: And Agrabah does remind me of my village.
Red X: Not to mention that I'm a damn good thief like Aladdin is.
Me: That is very coincidental. Looks like you, Sly and Aladdin have a lot of competition.
Jasmine: He sure does.
Sly Cooper: That is a lot of fun though.
Me: And Greiger, Agrabah is actually located in Jordan where you live in Peru.
Greiger: That's true.
?: Too bad you won't live long enough to see both.
We then saw a woman floating in the air and it was ZOYCITE!
Zoicite is the third of the Dark Kingdom's Four Kings of Heaven.
He is male in the manga, 90s anime, and Crystal. In several international dubs (most notably the DiC English dub), he is rewritten as a woman.
Zoicite first appears following Jadiete's defeat by Sailor Mars, mocking Nephrite when he took over operations and collaborating with Kunzite. When Tuxedo Mask publicly revealed the existence of the Legendary Silver Crystal to the city, Zoicite assumed the guise of a female scientist to brainwash the masses via television to seek out the crystal. But he resorts to taking the peoples' energy when they fail and overpowered the Sailor Guardians when he alters his strategy to attack Sailor Moon on the assumption that she possesses the Legendary Silver Crystal. While killed off by Sailor V in the original manga, Zoicite was only injured as he and the other Kings learn of their past lives as Endymion's knights. But Beryl strengthens her hold over the four as they later fend off the Sailor Guardians from entering the Dark Kingdom's stronghold, revealed to Sailor Mercury's lover in their past life as she freed him from Beryl's spell. However, Zoicite and the other Kings were vaporized by Queen Metalia for no longer being of use to her. But the four stones that the Four Kings of Heaven were reduced to end up in Mamoru's possession with the quartet's spirits now able to resume their duty as his protectors and advisers.
Zoicite first appeared in Episode 11, expressing doubt that Neflite (Nephrite) cannot succeed where Jedite (Jadeite) failed. However, despite his failure, he managed to avoid the same punishment as Jedite, and Zoicite desperately wanted to try one of his own evil plans. However, this opportunity arose when Neflite betrayed the Negaverse for Molly (Naru), and he sent three of his monsters after him, and he took his black crystal. The monsters killed Neflite and were in turn killed by Sailor Moon and Sailor Mars.
Zoicite's evil plans revolve around retrieving the seven Rainbow Crystals, each of which is hidden inside a person, along with one of the Seven Shadows, the most powerful warriors in the Dark Kingdom. After he extracts the crystal, he will turn the person into a monster, but that monster is healed by Sailor Moon, thus killing the Shadow monster. Zoicite can also change people into monsters even if they do not have a shadow inside them.
In Episode 21, Zoycite sought out the first crystal. He attempted to get the crystals from Joe (Game Machine Man), a priest (Bobo the Vulture), Greg (Bumboo), Peggy (Veena), Rita (Techniclon), Raye's grandpa (Pox), and a cat named Hercules (Bakene). He only got four of them, however; the Sailor Scouts got one and Tuxedo Mask got two. In addition, all the victims who were turned into monsters were healed by Sailor Moon. However, in Episode 28, Zoicite turned a wrestler into a monster named Akan. Though Sailor Moon healed him, Zoicite got the Sailor Scouts' crystal.
In Episode 29, Zoycite impersonated Sailor Moon and pretended to be in danger so Tuxedo Mask would rescue her, but when he did, he stabbed him with a sharp crystal. Just when he had him cornered, however, he was attacked by Sailor Venus. In Episode 30, he challenged Tuxedo Mask (whom he knew was really Mamoru Chiba) to a battle over the crystals, but as they were about to fight, Kunzite appeared and took the crystals. Zoicite had double-crossed Tuxedo Mask. Tuxedo Mask threw a rose at Zoicite's face and scratched him, angering him to the point of disobeying Queen Beryl (who wanted to turn Darien evil) and attempting to kill him by shooting fire at him in the elevator, and seriously injuring him with an ice crystal.
After Tuxedo Mask was stabbed by Zoicite with the ice crystal, the Rainbow Crystals transformed into the Imperium Silver Crystal, and Sailor Moon transformed into the Moon Princess. This continued onto Episode 31, where Sailor Moon defeated Zoicite using Cosmic Moon Power, but he refused to accept defeat. When he returned to the Dark Kingdom, Queen Beryl killed him with an energy wave from her crystal ball as a punishment for disobeying her.
Zoicite appeared in a flashback in Episode 39, alongside Jadeite, Nephrite, and Kunzite. He was also mentioned by Kunzite right when he was killed by Sailor Moon.
Nicole: ZOYCITE!
Zoycite: (to Nicole) I'm gonna enjoy bringing your head to Queen Beryl.
Nicole: Not if I kill you first you fucking bitch!
Me: Lets get our battles out of the way and then we'll head out after Jafar.
Valon: Righto mate.
They went at them
Battle 1: Robo Roxy
Akiza, Whirlwind, Valon, Sonic Boom and Tania were facing Robo Roxy
Robo Roxy: I have added more cards to my collection.
Akiza: Lets see what you have.
Robo Roxy: Okay then. I summon: PALEOZOIC CANADIA, DINOMISCHUS, ELDONIA, HALLUCIGENIA, LEANCHOILIA, MARRELLA, OLENOIDES, PIKAIA, ANOMALOCARIS and OPABINIA!
She summoned said monsters and they were trap monsters based on creatures from the Cambrian Period.
Whirlwind: Wow! Awesome selection there.
Sonic Boom: Those are all monsters that are based on creatures from the Cambrian Period here on Earth.
Akiza: They lived from 530 to 450 million years ago.
Robo Roxy: Wow! That's incredible.
Valon: It sure is mate.
Tania: It's amazing at what the secrets of the Earth have to share with us.
Akiza: It sure is.
Sonic Boom: It's all so amazing.
Robo-Roxy: It sure is.
Akiza: Shall we get started?
Robo-Roxy: Lets
Robo Roxy called out her Pokemon and they fired blasts of wind, rainbow energy, light and fire at Robo-Roxy and her monsters and Pokemon.
Valon and Whirlwind: RAINBOW SINGULARITY BLAST!
Valon fired a wave of light and Whirlwind fired a ball of Rainbow Energy.
Tania and Sonic Boom: SONIC AMAZON SUPERBLAST!
Tania and Sonic Boom fired waves of wind and energy.
Akiza fired a blast of red fire and the blasts all hit her and knocked her and her Pokemon out and destroyed her monsters.
Akiza: Nice!
Battle 2: Springfield Bullies.
Sam S.L., Lightning Rod, Mewtwo, Warnado and Blackfire were facing Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney.
Sam S.L.: This is gonna be fun.
Jimbo: Absolutely.
Dolph: How is Misty doing?
Blackfire: She is doing well. J.D. is taking her to the doctor tomorrow to check on the baby.
Lightning Rod: I'm happy for J.D. and Misty.
Warnado: We all are.
Mewtwo: Indeed.
Kearney: I can't wait for Kearney Jr. to meet her kid.
Sam S.L.: Me too. Lets dance.
The Springfield Bullies called out their Pokemon and they went at the trio and fired blasts of fire, lightning, tornadoes and energy and the blasts hit them all over.
Mewtwo and Lightning Rod: PSYCHIC THUNDERSTRIKE SURPRISE!
Mewtwo and Lightning Rod fired blasts of psychic energy and lightning.
Blackfire and Warnado: ENERGY TORNADO AVATAR!
Blackfire fired waves of energy and Warnado fired tornadoes and Sam fired waves of fire and the blasts hit the trio and knocked them and their Pokemon out.
Sam S.L.: Awesome!
Battle 3: Robo-Blaze
Sora, Swarm, Blade Man, Jet Vac, and Drill Man were facing Robo-Blaze.
Robo-Blaze: I heard you all were having problems with a Cutie Mark disease that Apple Bloom got.
Sora: We sure did.
Jet Vac: It was the strangest disease we have ever seen. It was a primordial disease that is completely unpredictable.
Swarm: (Arabic Accent) It sure was. But it was really something.
Blade Man: It was so freaky. But Varie cured Apple Bloom.
Drill Man: She sure did.
Robo-Blaze: Wow. That's good. Lets do it.
Robo-Blaze called out his Pokemon and they went at him. Sora, Blade Man and Drill Man fired blasts of light and blades and drill missiles and Swarm and Jet Vac fired blasts of wind.
Blade Man and Swarm: SWARMING BLADE SHOWER!
Blade Man fired a shower of blades and Swarm fired a swarm of bees.
Drill Man and Jet Vac: WINDSTORM OF DRILL BOMBS!
Drill Man fired waves of Drill Missiles and Jet Vac fired waves of wind.
Sora fired blasts of light and the blasts all hit Robo-Blaze and his Pokemon and knocked them out.
Sora: Awesome battle!
Battle 4: Red X
Hunter, Boom Jet, Nuova Shenron, Free Ranger, and Princess Rose were facing Red X.
Red X: I'm so happy for J.D. and Misty.
Hunter: Ja we all are und we can't wait for J.D. to meet his kids.
Nuova Shenron: Same here.
Free Ranger: It's gonna be awesome.
Boom Jet: You said it.
Princess Rose: I'm so happy for him and Misty.
Red X: We all are. Shall we dance?
Hunter: Lets do it!
Red X called out his Pokemon and they went at him.
Nuova Shenron and Boom Jet: FIRESTORM BOOM BOMB!
Nuova Shenron fired blasts of fire and Boom Jet fired bombs of lightning.
Princess Rose and Free Ranger: FROGS OF LIGHTNING!
Princess Rose sent numerous energy frogs and Free Ranger fired blasts of lightning.
Hunter fired a wave of fire and the blasts slammed into Red X and his Pokemon and knocked them all out.
Hunter: Wunderbar victory.
Battle 5: Greiger
Boris, Scratch, Clawful, Pop Thorn, and Ultra Humanite were facing Greiger.
Boris: It's nice that Agrabah reminds you of home Greiger.
Greiger: It sure does. One of these days I'll have to visit my family in Peru for a reunion.
Scratch: That's a good idea.
Pop Thorn: It sure is.
Clawful: Yeah. I heard that Applejack and her family are having a reunion coming up shortly.
Ultra Humanite: It will be fun for us to meet her family.
Greiger: It sure will. Lets dance.
Greiger called out his Pokemon and they went at him.
Clawful and Scratch: LOBSTER SPHINX RUBY BLAST!
Clawful fired blasts of red energy and Scratch fired blasts of red energy as well.
Ultra Humanite and Pop Thorn: PSYCHIC THORNSHOWER BLAST!
Ultra Humanite fired waves of psychic energy and Pop Thorn fired spines and blasts of crystal wind.
Boris fired blasts of indigo fire and the blasts hit Greiger and his Pokemon and knocked them down.
Boris: Good fight.
Battle 6: Dai Gui
Cornelia, Gusto, Tso Lan, Thunderbolt, and Juandissimo were facing the Demon Sorcerer of Earth, Dai Gui.
Tso Lan: Doing really well brother.
Dai Gui: Thanks Tso Lan. I do look like to look my best.
Gusto: I know it's a bad idea but I think Shendu and Hsi Wu will be great candidates for the Masters of Evil.
Thunderbolt: As much as I don't like it, but I agree. Even though you guys have a lot of disagreements between the seven of you and Shendu, you all are still family.
Cornelia: Yeah.
Dai Gui: I'll have to have Vypra consider it.
Juandissimo: I'm sorry you all hate Shendu but he is still part of your family.
Dai Gui: True. Lets dance.
Dai Gui called out his Pokemon and they went at him.
Tso Lan and Gusto: MOONLIGHT WINDSTORM BOOMERANG SHOWER!
Tso Lan fired waves of moonlight and Gusto fired a barrage of boomerangs.
Juandissimo and Thunderbolt: MEXICO THUNDERBOLT SHOWER!
Juandissimo fired blasts of green, white and red energy and Thunderbolt fired a barrage of lightning.
Cornelia fired waves of earth and the blasts all slammed into Dai Gui and knocked him and his Pokemon down.
Cornelia: Good fight.
Battle 7: Zoycite
Nicole was facing Zoycite.
Nicole: You are a bad monster!
Nicole fired a wave of fire and stars and the blast engulfed Zoycite and obliterated her in an instant.
Nicole: Enjoy the fires of hell.
Me: Whoo! Now that we got the usual battles out of the way lets put our plan into action.
Jasmine: Lets do it.
Me: Ready Genie?
Genie: I sure am.
He went back into his lamp and I tied the lamp to a spear and I threw it into the Palace. Just like we planned Jafar got the lamp and made his first wish: To be Sultan and then he made his second wish: TO BE THE GREATEST SORCERER IN THE WORLD!
He moved the palace to a mountain and we felt his power increase.
Me: Whoa! Now it's getting good. Okay here we go.
We went into Agrabah and we kept ourselves on the alert.
Mewtwo: Careful. I sense some darkness in those pots.
Me: Pot Centipede Heartless.
I fired an energy blast and destroyed the heartless pots.
Then the Kurt Zisa Heartless appeared.
Me: Kurt Zisa!
I fired an energy blast and obliterated the Heartless and we got a massive negative energy power increase.
Me: Yeah! Lets do an entrance based on the light of heaven.
Nico: Nice!
Jimbo: Great idea!
Me: Lets go.
We arrived at the Palace and we saw JAFAR!
Jafar is the main antagonist of Disney's Aladdin franchise. He is the power-hungry Grand Vizier of Agrabah who serves as Aladdin's arch-nemesis and Iago's former owner and boss.
He served as the main antagonist of Disney's 31st full-length animated feature film Aladdin (which is based on the Arabic folktale Aladdin and the Magic Lamp from One Thousand and One Nights) and also the 2019 remake of the same name, the titular main antagonist of its 1994 direct-to-video sequel The Return of Jafar, a posthumous antagonist in the Aladdin TV series, Aladdin and The King of Thieves and Aladdin: Nasira's Revenge, and the secondary antagonist in the Hercules crossover "Hercules and the Arabian Night".
He also appears as a recurring antagonist in House of Mouse, and the main antagonist of its 2002 direct-to-video film Mickey's House of Villains, as well as a recurring antagonist in the Kingdom Hearts franchise and the Kilala Princess manga.
In all of his appearances, he was voiced and portrayed by Jonathan Freeman. In the 2019 live action remake, he was portrayed by Marwan Kenzari.
Jafar is introduced as the sinister Royal Vizier to Agrabah's Sultan who desires power over Agrabah. He is the second most powerful authority in Agrabah, answering only to the Sultan. He is always accompanied by his sarcastic, devious pet parrot, Iago. Whilst presenting a charming and respectable exterior to the Sultan and the people of Agrabah, he secretly holds everyone around him in contempt and manipulates the Sultan by means of hypnotizing him with a magical snake-headed staff, which he always carries on his person.
Even regarding his desire to marry Jasmine afterwards, it was solely so he could gain control of the throne and intended to kill her soon thereafter—though he later reneges on this in an attempt to make her his queen consort. He's traveled widely and amassed a wide knowledge of magical artifacts and legends. Until he uses Genie's powers to become a sorcerer, however, his magical abilities are limited to the use of such artifacts as he's collected, and his prowess as an accomplished alchemist.
He also had some contacts within the Agrabah criminal underworld, including the thief Gazeem, whom he hired to find the Scarab half. He eventually managed gain it after some delays, although he was unable to retrieve the lamp after further delays that resulted in Gazeem's death, relating to a Diamond in the Rough. Undeterred, he returns to Agrabah, and upon learning from the Sultan that Jasmine doesn't wish to marry a prince, offered to help in exchange for the Sultan's familial sapphire ring, with hypnosis being involved. After departing, however, he makes it clear to Iago that he intends to usurp the Sultan's authority. He later used the Sultan's ring to uncover the diamond in the rough at his laboratory, eventually identifying the individual necessary to access the Cave of Wonders: Aladdin.
He then had the royal guards arrest Aladdin as a subtle means of recruiting him, although he did not expect Jasmine to have accompanied him (she had escaped from the palace earlier to avoid having to find another Prince at her doorstep). Nonetheless, after being confronted by Jasmine, he lied about having executed Aladdin. With Jasmine out of the way of his plans, he then made his way to the dungeons and disguised himself as an old prisoner, offering to help Aladdin escape from the dungeons in exchange for aiding him in retrieving the lamp from the Cave of Wonders. After accepting the deal, they then made their way to the cave. After Aladdin was accepted in to retrieve the lamp, Jafar then promised the former's reward to be given upon his return. Once Aladdin returns with the lamp, he begs Jafar for help him out of there, but Jafar orders him to hand over the lamp and he does so. Jafar finally retrieving it, attempted to give Aladdin his "reward" (the eternal reward of death), but Abu bit him in the wrist. Unbeknownst to him until after the cave collapsed, Abu also stole the lamp from him before he bit him. Jafar then screamed in rage and frustration at the loss of the lamp.
Afterwards, Jafar ended up reprimanded by the Sultan for executing a prisoner without his consultation (Jasmine had informed him earlier of Jafar's supposed execution of Aladdin), with Jafar swearing that it won't happen again. Although Sultan forgave Jafar instantly, Jasmine was still furious with him, and vowed to "get rid of him" once she eventually rises up as queen. The furious Jafar takes her threats to heart, fuming over the fact that not only has he lost the lamp, but is also in danger of losing his head should he fail to somehow take control of Agrabah. As he contemplates on the matter, Iago suddenly concocts a new plot, advising Jafar to take advantage of Jasmine's enforced marriage by marrying her, himself. Once he is legally dubbed sultan as a result, he can dispose of his wife and her father, ridding himself of his enemies and maintaining complete power. Jafar is enticed by the idea, and carries it through by using a fake provision in the law that would allow a royal vizier to marry a princess, as a means to "solve" the Sultan's problems of finding a suitor for Jasmine. The Sultan, for a number of reasons, is not keen on the idea, forcing Jafar to result to hypnosis.
Before the power of the snake staff can take full effect, the Sultan is freed from his trance by the sounds of fanfare entering the city, which is revealed to belong to the flashy introductory parade of visiting suitor, Prince Ali (Aladdin in disguise). Jafar immediately sees Prince Ali as a rival for Jasmime's hand in marriage, and plots to secretly have him killed. That night, he was afraid that his plot to marry Jasmine and become Sultan would be ruined by the Prince, so the vizier orders the guards to kidnap Ali and ensure he's never found. When he returns to the palace, Jafar successfully hypnotizes the Sultan, forcing him to abide the marriage between the former and Jasmine. Jasmine refuses, declaring that she chooses Prince Ali, but Jafar explains that "Prince Ali left", until the prince suddenly reveals himself to be alive, and accuses Jafar of attempted murder. Jafar tries to cover his crimes by hypnotizing the Sultan into believing the former's claims, only to accidentally reveal the power held by his staff, which Ali destroys after Ali is saved by Genie from drowning. The Sultan is freed, and Ali reveals Jafar's treachery.
The furious Sultan tried to have the guards arrest Jafar, though he managed to escape with a smoke bomb, although not before glancing the lamp inside Ali's turban, eventually able to deduce Ali's true identity. He then revealed this to Iago, and ordered him to steal the lamp from Aladdin, which he succeeded in the following day while Ali is still upset about his error that he made to Jasmine and told Genie that he is unable to make his final wish to free him, which resulted in Genie going back into his lamp. Jafar, observing the marriage announcement from his lab, then unleashed the Genie, making him the new master of the lamp, declaring his wish to become the sultan of Agrabah.
A hostile take over commences, with a demonized Genie destructively placing Agrabah's palace on a mountain top, with Jafar simultaneously declaring himself as the new sultan to Jasmine and her father. After not receiving the respect he desired from the two royals, Jafar wishes to become the most powerful sorcerer in the world, in order to strike fear into them, instead. When Ali tries to intervene, Jafar exposes the prince by revealing his true identity to be Aladdin to Jasmine as a form of humiliation, before banishing him, Abu, and the carpet to the Arctic to freeze to death.
With Agrabah finally under his control, Jafar spends time torturing the former Sultan, until directing his attention to Jasmine, whom he wishes to become his queen, after a first attempt to have her betroth to him willingly had failed. Although Genie claimed that Genies can't make people fall in love, Jasmine seeming made the wish come true, seductively flirting with Jafar as if madly lustful towards him. Too caught up in his own pleasure to realize this is a ruse, Jafar eventually discovers Aladdin trying to retrieve the lamp, merely inches away from the object at that point. Before the street rat can defeat him, Jafar fought against Aladdin with all of his powers, eliminating his aids (Jasmine, Abu, and Carpet) and reclaiming the lamp.
When called a "cowardly snake" afraid to fight for himself by Aladdin, Jafar responds by transforming himself into a giant cobra, and instantly attacks. Though Aladdin proves to be a valiant warrior, Jafar eventually overwhelms him by trapping the street rat within his coils. Threatening to crush him to death, Jafar taunts Aladdin's helplessness, though the latter retorts by claiming Jafar isn't as powerful as he wishes to believe, claiming the Genie is still the most powerful being in the universe as he gave Jafar his power in the first place. Realizing what Aladdin says is true, Jafar's lust for power prompts him to use his final wish to become an all-powerful genie.
Genie reluctantly grants the wish, and Jafar is turned into a monstrous genie with blood-red skin—subsequently seizing control of the cosmos and declaring himself ruler of the universe. However, Aladdin notifies Jafar that the power of a genie has cost his freedom (as genies aren't free entities), revealing that the evil genie is now equipped with his own black lamp prison, which quickly begins to suck him inside. Realizing this too late, Jafar tries to escape by grabbing onto Iago's tail feathers, but to no avail, merely dragging the panicked Iago to imprisonment alongside him. Foiled and trapped by his own greed, Jafar's magic over Agrabah and its inhabitants are undone, and peace is restored within the kingdom. Jafar's lamp is left in Aladdin's possession, who hands it over to Genie, who sends the lamp flying to the Cave of Wonders, where the bickering Jafar and Iago would be forced to remain, as prisoners, for at least 10,000 years. Aladdin then apologizes to Jasmine for lying to her about being a prince and procceeds to give in his third wish to free Genie before settling into a relationship with Jasmine after the Sultan changes the law to Jasmine marrying anyone who is non-royalty and Jasmine happily chooses Aladdin.
Aladdin went in and snuck up to get the lamp.
Jafar: That was... [sees Aladdin in the reflection of the floor] You!
Jafar fired a blast of energy from his staff.
Jafar: How many times do I have to kill you, boy?
Suddenly a massive curtain of light appeared from out of nowhere and the divine singing of angels was heard as lots of angels appeared and we popped out of the angels and we were ready to fight. We went at Jafar and I kicked him in the face and knocked him down and Eli grabbed his staff and fired energy blasts at Jafar and the blasts hit him all over and exploded.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Aokua and Kelvedran were blasting Jafar and smashing him all over the place.
Gia: You can marry Jasmine, Jafar. Over our dead bodies!
Jafar: That can be arranged!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Techno Bionic Team!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Bioman Rangers!
Sora blasted and bashed him all over the place with his Keyblade and Kairi blasted him all over with her keyblade.
Nico blasted Jafar all over with blasts of fire and energy.
Jafar got up and fired a powerful blast of energy and I fired a blast of energy and our blasts collided and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Carol fired a blast of atomic energy and it hit Jafar and exploded.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Eli spun the staff around with incredible ferocity and he slammed it into Jafar's head and sent him crashing into the ground with incredible force!
Jafar got up.
Nico: Take this one! FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: SAHARA SPEAR STORM!
Eli: DESERT STYLE NINJA ART: ATACAMA FREEZE SANDSTORM!
Nunnally: DESERT STYLE NINJA ART: GOBI DEATH WORM!
Princess Jasmine: DESERT STYLE NINJA ART: MARTIAN DUST DEVIL STRIKE!
Flame Princess: FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: PHOENIX FLAME FEATHERS!
Lincoln: LIGHTNING STYLE NINJA ART: DESERT LIGHTNING STRIKE STORM!
Pinkie Pie: COMEDY STYLE NINJA ART: SCARAB TICKLE STRIKE!
Twilight Sparkle: MAGIC STYLE NINJA ART: FRIENDSHIP FIRESTORM BLAST!
Sunset Shimmer: SOLAR STYLE NINJA ART: SOLAR PHOENIX INCINERATION!
Aladdin: DESERT STYLE NINJA ART: SANDWORM SUPER STRIKE!
Genie: MAGIC STYLE NINJA ART: GENIE LAMP SUPERLASER!
They fired blasts of energy and sand and lightning and magic and the blasts formed into said things and slammed into Jafar and exploded all over with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Me: If this is all you're made of it's really pathetic!
Aladdin: Are you afraid to fight us yourself, you cowardly snake?
Laney: YEAH!
Jafar: A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how snakelike I can be. (Jafar Transforms from Sorcerer to a Gigantic Cobra.)
Me: Oh fuck me sideways!
Nico: He's now a gigantic Cobra!
Lana: COOL!
Lola: Whoa!
Lily: This is scary in real life compared to the movie.
Jafar: (Then he tries to Fight Aladdin)
I punched Jafar in face and Aladdin slashes him.
Jafar: [screaming]
Genie: Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em rake! Stick that sword into that snake!
Snake Jafar: You stay out of thissss.
Genie: Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it... great!
Me: Time for some teamwork!
Hard Man: Lets get him!
Long Haul: Yeah!
Hard Man and Long Haul used the Earth Cyber Planet Key and they enhanced Hard Man's Hard Knuckle and Long Haul's Missile Launcher 100-fold.
Grapple and Monster Rancher Golem used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys as well and they enhanced Grapple's Explosive Rockets and Golem's Rock powers 100-fold.
Hard Man and Long Haul: EXPLODING HARD BOULDER SHRAPNEL SHOWER!
Hard Man fired his powerful fist rocket and Long Haul fired a barrage of rockets.
Grapple and Monster Rancher Golem: EXPLODING ROCK TORNADO!
Grapple fired a barrage of rockets and Golem fired a tornado of rock.
Greiger and Stormblade: WHALE FIRE FEATHERSTORM!
Jimbo, Dolph & Kearney and Air Strike: HAWK BULLY BLAST!
Robo Roxy and Bad Juju: CRIMSON VOODOO BLAST!
Robo Blaze and Wild Storm: GOLDEN STORMBLADE SLASH!
Red X and Buzzer Beak: X BIRDSHOT STORM!
Dai Gui and Dreamcatcher: EARTHQUAKE DREAMSTORM BLAST!
Lori and Krankenstein: HURRICANE FRANKENSTEIN BLAST!
Boris and Greiger: INDIGO WHALE BLAST!
Sam and The Springfield Bully Trio: VOLCANIC BULLY BLAST!
Sora and Robo Blaze: GOLDEN LIGHT SHOWER!
Akiza and Robo Roxy: CRIMSON ROSE FIRESTORM!
Hunter and Red X: GERMANY X FIRESTORM!
Cornelia and Dai Gui: EARTHQUAKE MEGABLAST SURPRISE!
Me: You will pay for your crimes!
Aladdin ran face and skidded on a ruby and flew out of the palace window and stabbed Jafar with his sword.
Snake Jafar: [screams]
But then Jafar grabbed him!
Me: Oh no!
Snake Jafar: [laughing] You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth.
Iago: Squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like a... Awk!
Snake Jafar: Without the genie, boy, you're nothing.
Aladdin: The genie. The genie. The genie has more power than you'll ever have.
Snake Jafar: What?
Aladdin: He gave you your power. He can take it away.
Genie: Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?
Me: (Whispers to him) Trust us on this. Play along.
Aladdin: Face it, Jafar. You're still just second best.
Eli: YEAH YOU FUCKUP!
Aerith: Eli.
Snake Jafar: You're right. His power does exceed my own. But not for long.
Genie: The boy is crazy. He's a little punch-drunk. One too many hits with the snake.
Snake Jafar: Slave, I make my third wish. I wish to be an all-powerful genie!
Genie: All right, your wish is my command. Way to go, Al.
Genie Jafar: (Jafar Transforms From a Snake into a Gigantic Enormous Genie) Yes. Yes! The power. [Jafar laughs]
We gasped!
Genie Jafar: The absolute power!
He bursted through the tower and he was now a terrifying and powerful Djinn Genie!
Sunset Shimmer: Oh great! Jafar as a genie!
Jasmine: What have you done?
Aladdin: Trust me.
A black lamp appeared and Jafar was attached to it.
Genie Jafar: The universe is mine to command, to control!
Aladdin: Guys, I'm gonna get Jafar's lamp. Keep him distracted!
Me: Right!
Sunset Shimmer: I've had it with you Jafar!
Suddenly Princess Jasmine was enveloped in a powerful flash of light and she then was turned into a Keyblader!
Me: Whoa! Jasmine you look awesome as a Keyblader!
Jasmine: I sure do. Lets get him!
Sunset Shimmer: VERMILLION SWORD FIRESTORM!
Sunset Shimmer fired a massive fire blast of vermillion flames and they hit Jafar.
Sunset Shimmer, Aladdin, Jasmine and Genie: DESERT PHOENIX MAGIC BLAST!
They fired a massive blast of energy and it formed into a phoenix and it slammed into Jafar and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Jafar was weakened and Aladdin got to the lamp of Jafar.
Aladdin: Not so fast, Jafar. Aren't you forgetting something?
Genie Jafar: Huh?
Aladdin: You wanted to be a genie... you got it.
Me: Yeah!
Genie Jafar: What?! (Large Gold Cuffs clamped onto Jafar's Wrists)
Me: And you are forever bound to the rules of a Genie!
Aladdin: And everything that goes with it. (Aladdin picks up the Lamp and sucks Jafar into his Lamp)
Genie Jafar: NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOO!
Iago: I'm gettin' out of here! Eye...
Genie Jafar: NOOOOOOOO!
Aladdin: Phenomenal cosmic powers...
Iago: Come On, You're the genie. I don't want to be in the lamp, I hate lamps becau...
Me, Eli and Aladdin: Itty bitty living space.
Genie: Al, J.D., you little geniuses, you.
He ruffled mine and Aladdin's heads.
Me: Thanks Genie. This was awesome!
Sultan: Ahh!
Rajah: [meow]
(Agrabah Has Restored to Normal)
Me: That was awesome!
Jafar: Get your blasted beak out of my face!
Iago: Oh, shut up, you moron!
Jafar: Don't tell me to shut up!
I talked to the lamp.
Me: How about you do us all a favor and you BOTH shut the fuck up!?
Nico: You tell him J.D.!
Jimbo: You know, we could use Jafar's new status as a genie to get rid of the remaining villains of this adventure.
William: We could. But it would be too risky.
Robo Blaze: He's right. If we try to get him to grant any of our wishes, he'll use those wishes against us.
Robo Roxy: We could just bury Jafar's lamp in Antarctica where no one will find it.
Me: That would be a good idea but I think Genie has a better idea.
Iago: What!? I was gonna...
Genie: Allow me. 10,000 years in a Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out!
Lynn: And here's the pitch!
He flicked the lamp and it went flying far!
Iago: Moron, You're a thief city.
Jafar: Shut up!
Lynn: AND IT'S OUTTA HERE!
Nico: (Speaking Arabic) جعفر أغربة ، لقد فشلت هذا العالم! (Jafar of Agrabah you have failed this World!)
Me: Well said Nico.
We high five.
Me: Did you have fun with us Jasmine?
Jasmine: I sure did J.D. This was the most fun I have ever had.
Aladdin: I'm glad. But Jasmine I love you.
Jasmine: I know but that stupid law. This isn't fair. I love you.
Genie: [sniffles] Al, no problem. You've still got all 3 wishes left. Just say the word and you'll be a prince.
Aladdin: But, Genie, what about your freedom?
Genie: Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love. Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I've looked.
Me: Well look no further Genie.
Eden: I love you Genie.
Genie: Eden.
They hugged and kissed.
Aladdin: Jasmine, I do love you, but had J.D. and everyone not come I would've pretended to be someone I am not.
Jasmine: I understand.
Nico: We all do.
Aladdin: Genie, I wish for your freedom.
Genie: One bonafide prince pedigree coming up. What?
Aladdin: Genie, you're free.
The Lamp released smoke and magic and freed Genie forever.
Genie: I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. Say, "I want the Nile." Try that.
Aladdin: Uh, I wish for the Nile.
Genie: No way! [laughing gleefully] Oh, does that feel good! Oh! I'm free! I'm free at last! I'm hittin' the road. I'm off to see the world. I'm... Wait. I'm still part of the team. I will be with you no matter what and I love it.
Me: That's right Genie.
Sultan: I agree.
Me: (Kneels) Hello your majesty. It's great to see you again.
Sultan: Same to you J.D. my boy.
Eli: It has been a while.
Sultan: That it has. And Aladdin you've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's that law that's the problem.
Jasmine: Father?
Me: I agree your majesty and no one should ever be forced into a marriage against their will. There's no true love in it. True love comes from the heart and not through force.
Nico: That's right.
Sultan: Well, am I Sultan or am I Sultan? From this day forth, the princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy.
We cheered wildly.
Jasmine: Him. I choose... I choose you, Aladdin.
Aladdin: Call me Al.
We laughed.
Genie: Oh, all of ya, come over here. Big group hug. Group hug. Mind if I kiss the monkey? (Does so) Ooh, hairball.
Me: I think this calls for a celebration.
Aladdin took Jasmine on a night cruise on Carpet and we followed.
Aladdin: I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering, splendid. Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes. Take you wonder by wonder. Over, sideways, and under on a magic carpet ride. A whole new world. A new fantastic point of view. No one to tell us no. Or where to go. Or say we're only dreaming.
Jasmine: A whole new world. A dazzling place I never knew. But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear, that now I'm in a whole new world with you.
Aladdin: Now I'm in a whole new world with you.
Jasmine: Unbelievable sights. Indescribable feeling. Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling. Through an endless diamond sky. A whole new world.
Aladdin: Don't you dare close your eyes.
Jasmine: A hundred thousand things to see.
Aladdin: Hold your breath, it gets better.
Jasmine: I'm like a shooting star. I've coke so far. I can't go back to where I used to be.
Aladdin: A whole new world.
Jasmine: Every turn a surprise.
Aladdin: With new horizons to pursue.
Jasmine: Every moment red letter.
Both: I'll chase them anywhere. There's no time to spare. Let me share this whole new world with you.
Aladdin: A whole new world.
Jasmine: A whole new world.
Aladdin: That's where we'll be.
Jasmine: That's where we'll be.
Both: A thrilling chase. A wonderous place. For you and me.
Aladdin: A whole new world.
Jasmine: A whole new life.
Both: For you and me.
Everyone: Aww.
Me: So beautiful.
Sunset Shimmer: (To the viewers) This was so beautiful and it was awesome going into the world of Aladdin. Who knows what the next adventure will bring us.
Me: We'll wait and see.
We went back home to rest.
To Be Continued...
Part 5 done.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up for part 6 is where we go to the awesome world of 1940's Pinocchio and we're going to help Pinocchio not only rescue his father from the terrifying bowels of the ginormous whale Monstro but also bring his enemies to justice.
See you all tomorrow.
