"Pinocchio"
It was a nice morning in the Team Loud Phoenix Storm Estate and everyone is gathered at the long breakfast table.
Edd is reading a newspaper.
Edd: Hey! A man named Frederick Kanker is the new CEO of the Econo Enterprise.
Jack Spicer raised an eyebrow
Jack Spicer: Kanker?
Then Rosa Casagrande enters the room with trays of food in hands.
Rosa: (Spanish Accent) Morning, everyone! I made you all Huevos Rancheros with chorizo hash browns and pancakes, and to make sure that you all don't go hungry, I added some chilaquiles!
She then proceeds to scoop food with her spoon and place it on all of our plates and everyone stares at the food in awe.
Naruto: Now this is my kind of breakfast.
Sasuke: Took the words right out from my mouth.
Jack Spicer: I must say... this could be the best breakfast I ever had so far.
Rosa chuckles before pinching Jack's cheeks.
Rosa: Oh, you're so sweet!
And with that, we all started eating their breakfast with smiles on their faces.
Me: (Chuckles) Nothing better than an enjoyable meal before going on an adventure.
Nico: Boy you said it.
We had an awesome breakfast.
Later I was over at the hospital with Misty Tredwell to get her an ultrasound and check on the baby. She was on week 23 of her pregnancy. The doctor came in and gave her an ultrasound and we were looking at the baby.
Me: Aww so cute.
Doctor Stephanoes: The baby is doing really good and you are expecting triplets.
Me: Triplets!? Wow!
Misty Tredwell: This is wonderful!
Me: Oh Misty!
I kissed her.
Dr. Stephanoes: (Giggles) I'm happy for both of you. You are also expecting 3 baby girls.
Me: Wow.
Misty Tredwell: This is amazing. When are they gonna be due?
Dr. Stephanoes: Well with all the fast pregnancies you guys have had I would say about later this Friday.
Me: Wow. This is gonna be awesome.
Misty Tredwell: I can't wait.
Me: We'll have to put up with the natural pregnancy changes till then.
Misty Tredwell: I know. But I'll try not to be a burden.
Me: Okay.
We then went back home and delivered the news to everyone.
Vypra: Whoa! Three baby girls!? That's awesome!
Carly Carmine: I'm so happy for you Misty.
Misty Tredwell: Thanks guys.
Nico: When are they due?
Me: Later this week on Friday.
Nico: Wow!
Lincoln: That's really fast.
Linka: It sure is.
Vince: Yeah.
Varie: But we're really excited for you Misty.
Misty Tredwell: Thanks guys.
We were excited for her.
Later we were over at the Jupiter Prison and we were there for another rant fest with the most hated babysitter in all of the world: ICKY VICKY!
Commander Jupiter: Another day of ranting at Icky Vicky.
Me: Yep. That monster deserves this after all the pain and suffering she caused to so many children.
Lara Laramie: (Cowboy Accent) You guys never did tell me about Icky Vicky.
Me: Oh that's right we didn't. You would hate her Lara. She is not called the most hated babysitter in all of the world for nothing.
Applejack: (Cowboy Accent) She must be one dangerous snake.
Me: You don't know the half of it.
I went over her history and it was awful.
Lara and Applejack gasped.
Applejack: Boy she is an evil low-down no good and unsanitary pile of manure!
Laney: Good way to describe her.
Lara Laramie: But she deserves to be locked up in here like the animal she is and put down like a rabid goat.
Me: I agree.
Wildrider: You excited to do your first rant, Man Boy?
Man Boy: You bet I am Wildrider. It was awesome watching the rants and now it's gonna be awesome to do one.
We arrived at the cell hall of Icky Vicky.
Prisoner 1: Hey guys!
Prisoner 2: Man Boy welcome back!
Prisoner 3: How does it feel to be on the outside after over a whole year?
Man Boy: It feels amazing and I'm now joining the rant fest.
Laney: I'm glad.
Pinkie Pie: Sounds like fun!
Lincoln: Yeah!
Nico: Lets get ready to (Echoes) RUMBLE! (Fire hair flares up)
Man Boy: I'll start us off.
Man Boy walked up to the cell that was the home of the evil ICKY VICKY!
Icky Vicky: Man Boy? You got released from prison?
Man Boy: For good behavior. Now then. (Clears throat) (Takes a deep breath) YOU ARE THE WORST BABYSITTER IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY AND I WOULD RATHER HAVE MY OWN BEARD FUCK AROUND WITH ROTTEN EGGS AND EAT THEM RATHER THAN HAVE YOU AS MY BABYSITTER! YOU MAKE ME SO SICK IN FACT!
Man Boy stuck his finger in his mouth and hurled his guts out all over Icky Vicky and she was covered from head to toe in throw up!
Me: EWWW!
Everyone: EWWWW!
We cheered wildly for Man Boy.
Nico: Nice job Man Boy!
Smokescreen: Nice job, Man Boy!
Nico: Didn't I just say that?
Smokescreen: Sorry.
Lucy H.: I have just the person for this.
Nico: Oh no.
Lucy H.: Varie can I have some water for this?
Varie: Coming at ya Lucy.
Varie formed a floor of water.
Lucy H.: GATE OF THE WATER BEARER OPEN!
She summoned Aquarius!
Me: Hello Aquarius.
Aquarius: Its been a while J.D. What has Lucy summoned me for?
Me: I think I know. She gave you the perfect source to vent some of your anger on. (Points to Vicky) Her.
Aquarius saw Vicky.
Aquarius: Who is she?
Me: She's Icky Vicky. The most hated girl in the world.
I went over her history again.
Aquarius: Looks like I'm in for a fun time.
Aquarius went up to her.
Aquarius: YOU ARE THE WORST BABYSITTER IN THE WORLD! I WOULD RATHER HAVE SCORPIO KILL YOU THAN ME AND YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A FUCKING PIECE OF SCREWED UP SHIT! LET ME WARN YOU THAT IF YOU EVER ESCAPE FROM THIS PRISON, I WILL FUCKING RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND MOUNT IT ON A PIKE AND SEND IT INTO THE SUN!
Everyone was scared shitless as they heard Aquarius say all that.
Applejack: Aquarius sure has one heck of a nasty temper.
Me: She has always been like that. Aquarius has always had a short fuse and a really rotten temper. She hates everyone and even summoning her in the wrong place always sets her off and she is not afraid of expressing it.
Nico: Yeah it's true. She threatens Lucy's life on a daily basis.
Qin: And has major anger management issues.
Aquarius: It's true. But I do all this because I love Lucy.
Nico: Yep.
Naruto: Yeah but J.D. set her straight.
Lincoln: Yep.
Lara Laramie: Yikes.
Hunter: (German Accent) Big time yikes.
Edwayl: (Breton Accent) Indeed lads.
Linka: Yep.
We laughed.
Later we were over in the Simulator for part 6 of our adventure. The Simulator activated and we found ourselves on Pleasure Island.
Maria: Here we are, back in Pleasure Island.
Nico: Yep.
Me: This place has a lot of memories both good and bad.
Lola: It sure does and I can't believe that this place is that fun and turns boys into donkeys.
Lincoln: So lets look for Pinocchio.
Me: Okay.
We got to searching.
Jiminy Cricket: Pinocchio!
Me: Looks like we aren't the only ones looking for Pinocchio.
Vince: No we aren't.
Me: I know where they are.
We went to a bar in the shape of an 8 ball.
Jimmy Cricket: Pinocchio? (whistle) Where is everybody? The place is like a graveyard. I don't like the looks of this. Pinocchio! Hey, where are ya?
We saw that Pinocchio and Lampwick were there.
Pinocchio: (he and Lampwick are playing pool and smoking cigars... ) Where do you suppose all the kids went to, Lampwick?
Lampwick: They're around here, somewhere's. What do you care? You're havin' a good time, ain't ya?
Pinocchio: Uh-huh, I sure am.
Nico: Good shot guys.
Pinocchio: Hey guys!
Sora: Been a while Pinocchio.
Lincoln: It sure has been a while.
Pinocchio: Yeah.
Lampwick: Oh boy! This is life, huh, Pinoky?
Pinocchio: Yeah! It sure is! (he puffs on his cigar)
Me: Thank goodness I don't smoke and never will.
Vince: Yeah.
Luxord: I think we can add all the rides here to that amusement park of ours.
Nico: Good idea.
Lampwick: Ah, you smoke like me grandmother! Come on, take a big drag, like this! (inhales deeply on his cigar)
Nico: Whoa! That's a heavy smoke intake.
Emerald Sustrai: No kidding.
Pinocchio: Okay, Lampy! (he takes a really huge drag on his cigar and turns red...) Gly! (he swallows the smoke) GLO! (his eyes water up and pour out as he closes them, and then he turns green in the face as only a little smoke ring comes out of his mouth and then turns green)
Nico: Geez.
Lampwick: Heh, some fun, huh, kid? (Pinocchio nods nauseously) Okay, slats, your shot. (Pinocchio climbs onto the pool table and tries to aim at the 8-ball, the cigar still in his mouth. Because he is dazed and nauseous, everything looks warbly from his view, and he can barely focus on striking the 8-ball, which appears to wink at him. Disoriented, Pinocchio shakes his head, and his eye pupils shake around as well. Jiminy enters...) What's the matter, slats? Losin' your grip?
Me: No I think he's taking too much smoke from the cigar.
Jiminy Cricket: (furiously shouting at him) PINOCCHIO! (Pinocchio falls flat on his face, squishing his cigar) So this is where I find you! How do you ever expect to be a real boy?! Look at yourself... Smoking, playing pool! (kicks the 8-ball angrily) Oww! You're comin' right home with me, this minute!
Lampwick: Hey... who's the beetle? (picks up Jiminy)
Jiminy Cricket: Let go! Put me down! (muffled by his jacket) Uh, let me out!
Pinocchio: He's my conscience! He tells me what's right and wrong.
Lampwick: What?! (drops Jiminy) You mean to tell me you take orders from a grasshopper?
Jiminy Cricket: Grasshopper?! Look here, you impudent young pup! It wouldn't hurt you to take orders from your grasshop- your conscience, if you have one. (stands on the 8-ball)
Lampwick: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Screwball in the corner pocket. (sends Jiminy and the 8-ball into a pocket)
Jiminy Cricket: (tumbles, then manages to avoid being hit by the other balls) Woo-hoo-oo!
Me: Whoa. Nice shot.
Lampwick: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Jiminy Cricket: (losing his temper) Why, why- ya young hoodlum! I'll knock your block off! (takes his jacket off and prepares to do battle) I'll take you apart and-
Pinocchio: Oh don't hurt him, Jiminy. He's my best friend.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Jiminy come here for a sec.
Jiminy Cricket: Sure.
He jumped onto my shoulder and I whispered into his ear.
Jiminy Cricket: Okay. (squishes his hat and wears his jacket backward, putting his foot down) You buttered your bread, now sleep in it! (he falls into a pool pocket again) YEOW! (this time he winds up on the floor; Lampwick laughs at him, and Jiminy mocks him) Ha ha ha! Go on, laugh. Make a jackass (jackamule) outta yourself. I'm through! This is the end!
Pinocchio: But Jiminy, Lampwick says a guy only lives once.
Jiminy Cricket: (with his furious look) Lampwick... Hmph!
Lampwick: Come on, come on. Let him go. (gets some beer) [pours some beer into a couple steins]
Volcana: (Whispers) Alright, Stewie. This time, you can kill the Coachman.
Stewie: With pleasure.
Stewie went with Jiminy.
[meanwhile, Jiminy is storming out of Pleasure Island and Stewie caught up with him.]
Jiminy Cricket: (storming through the park up to the gates, fuming) Lampwick? Hmph! (kicks a smoked cigar, making the ashes fly everywhere) Lampwick! Burns me up. After all I tried to do for him! (goes through the inside of an open book, and comes out by ripping and tearing some pages) Who's his conscience anyway? (gets his leg tangled by a ribbon, and shakes it off) Me, or that...that hoodlum Lampwick? I've had enough of this! I'm takin' the next boat outta here! (raps on the gate with his umbrella handle) Open up that door! Open up! I wanna go home!
Stewie: Here we go.
(Another part of Pleasure Island)
(Jiminy hears donkeys braying on the other side of the door and slips under the door. He finds the Coachman and his henchman who are loading donkeys into crates and onto the boat...)
Donkeys: Hee-haw! Hee-haw!
Coachman: Come on, you blokes, keep 'em moving! (he and his minions are loading some donkeys into crates) Lively there now. We haven't got all night.
Stewie: Whoa look at all those donkeys.
Jiminy Cricket: (confused, scratches his head) Where'd all the donkeys come from?
Stewie: It's the curse of the island.
Coachman: Come on, come on. Let's have another. (a frightened donkey, who is dressed in a police uniform, is brought out toward him) And what's your name?
Donkey 1: Hawwwww-hee!
Coachman: Okay, you'll do! (tears the clothes off the donkey and throws him into a crate with five other donkeys) In you go! You boys'll bring a nice price! (cackles evilly) All right. Next! (another donkey, who is dressed in a sailor suit, is brought out toward him) And what might your name be?
Alexander: Alexander.
Coachman: Hmmm, so you can talk.
Alexander: Y-Yes sir. I wanna go home to my mama!
Coachman: Take him back! He can still talk! (throws Alexander into a pen with six other donkeys that can still talk)
Alexander: Please, please! I don't wanna be a donkey! Let me out of here! (the rest of the donkeys all protest in unison, begging for mercy)
Coachman: (comes forward and yells furiously) Quiet! (cracks his whip) You boys have had your fun. Now, pay for it.
Stewie: I got this.
Stewie fired particle disintegration rays and killed the Coachman and his men.
Jiminy Cricket: Nice shooting.
Stewie: Thank you.
Jiminy Cricket: (horrified) Boys? So that's what... Pinocchio! (dashes off back to the pool hall)
Lampwick: Heh! To hear that beetle talk... (takes a sip of his beer) ... you'd think that something was going to happen to us. (Lampwick suddenly sprouts donkey ears, unaware of this. Pinocchio, now seeing that the beer has an effect, gapes, and pushes his beer away)
Me: (In my head) Uh oh.
Lampwick: Conscience. Ah, phooey! (strikes a ball and grows a donkey tail, as a shocked Pinocchio then throws away his cigar) Where does he get that stuff? (sarcastically) "How do you ever expect to be a real boy?" (leans over the pool table, but when his head turns into a fuzzy brown donkey muzzle, he grabs his cigar, turns around, shows Pinocchio that he now has that head of a donkey, and puts it in his mouth) What's he think I look like? A jackass? (jackamule?)
Pinocchio: You sure do! (laughs, but when he accidentally brays in the middle of his laughter, he covers his mouth in shock) Ha-ha ha, haw, hee-haw!
I snapped my fingers and cured Pinocchio.
Laney: Uh oh.
Lampwick: Hey, you laugh like a donkey! (laughs, then accidentally brays too, and gasps and covers his mouth to stop) Did that come out of me?! (Pinocchio nods in a horrified look; Lampwick feels his face, realizing he has a muzzle instead of a nose) Huh? (Lampwick feels his donkey muzzle again, and then feels his donkey ears from bottom to top) Oh! (feels nothing but fur) Huh? (he tugs at his ears) What the-? What's going on?
Me: Uh look at yourself.
Lampwick: (he looks in a mirror, sees that he is only half a donkey, and screams in terror) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH! I've been double-crossed! Help! Help! Somebody, help! I've been framed! HELP! (begs to Pinocchio for help, while Pinocchio ends up backing into a wall, as Lampwick crawls on all four feet, and Pinocchio gets the straps on his overalls grabbed by Lampwick's hands) Please, you've gotta help me. Oh, be a pal! Call that beetle! Call anybody! (lets go of Pinocchio, as his hands close up, turning into hooves; Pinocchio gasps in shock and backs away, scared) Mama! MA-AA-A-MA-AAAHHHHHHHHH!
(In the shadow, Lampwick is forced down on all fours, and having turned into a donkey completely, begins to run around the room, and starts braying wildly, while Pinocchio runs away and hides behind a chair, and when Lampwick smashes the mirror with his back hooves, knocks tables over, and kicks chairs all over the place, but flees, and still continues to bray uncontrollably as his clothes fly off.)
Jiminy Cricket: I hope I'm not too late.
Stewie runs with him.
Me: Now's our chance to escape Pinocchio!
Jiminy Cricket: Pinocchio!
Pinocchio: Jiminy! What's going on!?
Jiminy Cricket: Pinoke, the kids, the boys, they're all donkeys! C'mon, quick, before you start to change!
Me: Come on Lampwick!
Fluttershy grabbed Lampwick and we ran fast.
[We all ran away with Lampwick in tow; they run out over a cliff]
Jimmy Cricket: This way, guys. It's the only way out! Hurry up... before they see us! You gotta jump. (We leave the island, jump into the ocean, and arrive on the homeland) [they dive into the water, and swim far away from Pleasure Island, and get up on the mainland, before heading back to the workshop]
Pinocchio: Jiminy? Jiminy? You all right?
Jiminy Cricket: Sure. (coughs) I thought we'd never make it. Certainly feels good to be back on dry land. Come on, let's get home.
Nico: Right.
Me: Let me do this first.
I fired a wave of magic and removed the curse of Pleasure Island and teleport all of the rides to our amusement park and the boys turned back to human.
Fluttershy: Hang on Lampwick. We'll get you cured.
Laney used her powers to cure him and Maria put a towel on him.
Lampwick: Thanks guys. I owe you one.
Lampwick went back home.
We went back to Geppetto's workshop.
(We arrive, but it's empty)
Pinocchio: Father, I'm home!
Me: Mr. Geppetto?
Jiminy Cricket: We're home, Mr. Geppetto! Home again!
Pinocchio: It's me, Pinocchio! I'm going to stay! (tries ringing the doorbell)
Jiminy Cricket: Here he is, Mr. Geppetto. Home at last!
Me: No answer.
Jiminy Cricket: Hey, maybe he's asleep.
Pinocchio: Father? Father, it's me!
Jiminy went to the window.
Jiminy Cricket: Pinoke, come here! (Pinocchio's bare feet and toes wiggle in the window) Look! He ain't here!
Pinocchio: He- he's gone.
Jiminy Cricket: Yeah, and Figaro.
Pinocchio: And Cleo too.
Me: Wonder where they could've gone.
We sat on the sidewalk thinking.
Pinocchio: Maybe something awful happened to him.
Eli: Lets not think that far.
Jiminy Cricket: Don't worry, son. He probably hasn't gone far. (a magic dove gives them a letter) Hey! It's a message!
Pinocchio: What's it say?
Jiminy Cricket: It's about your father.
Pinocchio: Where is he?
Jiminy Cricket: Why, uh, uh, it says here he, he went looking for you and was swallowed by a whale.
Pinocchio: Swallowed by a whale?
Nico: A whale!?
Jiminy Cricket: Yeah, uh-huh. A whale! A whale named Monstro! But wait! He's alive!
Pinocchio: Alive! Where?
Jiminy Cricket: Inside the whale at the bottom of the sea.
Pinocchio: Bottom of the sea?
Me: We got to get over there and fast!
[Pinocchio and us, having heard that Geppetto is alive after getting swallowed by Monstro, takes off to save him]
Jiminy Cricket: [following after Pinocchio] Uh-huh. Hey, where you going?
Pinocchio: We're going to find him.
Jiminy Cricket: Pinoke, are you crazy? Don't you realize he's in a whale?
Pinocchio: I've gotta go to him.
Nico: We all will
Jiminy Cricket: Hey, Pinoke, guys, wait! Listen, here, son! But this Monstro... I've heard of him. He's a whale of a whale! [We all keep going straight to a high cliff overlooking the ocean, with Jiminy following all the way] But this Monstro, I've heard o'him; he's a whale of a whale! [Pinocchio starts tying a rock to his leg] Why, he swallows whole ships alive!
Me: I know. We've dealt with him once before.
Jiminy: Really? [he then helps tie Pinocchio's tail to the rock completely] Tie it good and tight, now. And besides, it's dangerous! Why, I-
Pinocchio: Bye, Jiminy.
Jiminy Cricket: Goodbye? I may be live bait down there, but I'm with ya. Come on... (he closes his eyes and holds his nose) Let's go. (they jump off the ledge into the ocean) LOOK OUT BELOOOOOOW!
We dove down.
Jiminy Cricket: (now they are underwater) Gangway, down there!
Pinocchio: Gee, what a big place!
Me: Wow. It's a vast ocean.
Eli: It sure is.
Pinocchio: Come on, Jiminy!
Jiminy Cricket: Alright. Soon as I take on some ballast. One side, sister. Well, so long. (Jiminy put a rock in his hat and falls over) Put it in the wrong end. No more privacy than a goldfish. (Puts the rock in his pants to keep him on the ocean floor) Ooh, chilly!
Pinocchio: Father!
Me: He could be anywhere.
Pinocchio: Father!
Jiminy Cricket: Hey, Pinoke, wait for me!
Pinocchio: Father!
Eli: Lets keep searching.
Jiminy Cricket: Father! He ain't my father. Mr. Geppetto! Hey, what the... Let go! Run along, you little... squirt. What's the matter, kid? I was only- We were only looking for Monstro. That got 'em.
Me: They're scared of that name.
Eli: Look at all the fish following us.
Pinocchio: Father! Father! Oh, hello. Oh, can you tell me where we can find Monstro, will ya? (Fish swim away in fright) Gee, they're scared.
Me: Even the mere mention of Monstro is scary to them.
Jiminy Cricket: Pardon me, Pearl. Are you acquainted with Monstro the whale? Whoa, hold it, there.
Pinocchio: Father!
Me: He has to be here.
Jiminy Cricket: One side there, son. Come on, boys, break it up. Break it up, now. (Sea horses whinny) Hey, what the... Quit shovin', now. Don't- Take it easy. Take it easy, there. Steady there, Nellie. Go ahead, Pinoke. Ask them.
Pinocchio: Could any of you tell me where to find Monstro?
They run away.
Jiminy Cricket: Thanks a lot.
Pinocchio: Father! Father!
Jiminy Cricket: Mr. Geppetto!
(inside Monstro's stomach...)
Geppetto: Not a bite for days. We can't hold out much longer. (Geppetto and Figaro sneeze) I never thought (sniff) it would end this way, Figaro... starving to death... in the belly of a whale. My poor little Pinocchio. He was such a good boy. It's hopeless, Figaro. There isn't a fish left. If the monster doesn't wake up soon, I... I'm afraid we are done for. (then suddenly, Monstro wakes up) Here they come! Tuna! Tuna fish! Food! We'll eat! Here's a big one. Get them in there, Figaro!
(The fish floats by in panic and pass by all of us.)
Pinocchio: Wait! Wait a minute! Have you seen... (as Monstro appears and chases the tunas!) MONSTRO!
Me: HERE HE COMES!
Gravity Man: (sees Monstro) This is gonna suck.
Jiminy Cricket: Oh, we gotta get out of here! Come on, Pinoke, don't wait for me!
We swam fast and then Monstro chased us.
Geppetto: Never saw so many! (Laughs as he catches tuna) Here's another one! Enough for weeks! Here's a big one. Keep them in there, Figaro!
We breached the surface of the water and Monstro ate us again!
Jiminy was still outside.
Jiminy Cricket: Hey, blubber mouth, open up! I gotta get in there!
Geppetto: It looks like the last of them. Here's a big one! Only a few left! We gotta work fast!
Me: There he is!
Pinocchio: Hey!
Geppetto: Here's another one!
Pinocchio: Hey, Father! Father!
Geppetto: Don't bother me now, Pinocchio! Pinocchio!
Pinocchio: Father!
Geppetto: Pinocchio! My son.
He grabbed a tuna.
Pinocchio: Hey, Father! Here I am!
Geppetto: Huh? Oh, oh, yes! Pinocchio! My boy. I'm so happy to see you!
Me: Thank goodness.
Pinocchio: Me, too, Father. Figaro! Ahh, Figaro! Cleo! Oh, Cleo! You're here, too.
Geppetto: Yes. We all are together again. (Pinocchio sneezed) Oh, you are soaking wet.
Pinocchio: Yes, Father.
Geppetto: You mustn't catch cold.
Pinocchio: But I came to save you!
Geppetto: You shouldn't have come down here.
Pinocchio: But, Father...
Geppetto: (calmly, hugs Pinocchio) Not as long as anything goes wrong. Don't you worry your little wooden head. Nothing else matters. (laughs)
Me: We came to get you out of here.
Roxas: This is the second time we've been inside Monstro. The second time!
Me: Third time actually.
Lori Jimenez: Yeah and that's when you all met me and Thunderblast.
Thunderblast: Memories.
Lola: Yeah and it smells horrible in here!
Lana: I like it.
Vince: We can get out of here.
Geppetto: Get out? Oh, no, no, guys. I've tried every way. Why, I even built a raft!
Pinocchio: A raft? That's it. We'll take the raft, and when the whale opens his mouth-
Geppetto: No, no, no, no. Now listen, guys. He only opens his mouth when he's eating. Then everything comes in. Nothing goes out. It's hopeless, Pinocchio.
Nico: No there is still hope.
Geppetto: Come, we'll make a nice fire, and we'll cook some of the fish.
Chef Pepper Jack: Maybe I can make something spicy to throw down Mosntro's stomach. That way, he'll throw us up.
Everyone: EW!
Me: Not a good idea. If he throws us up we'll be covering in rotten fish vomit and smell like it for weeks.
Chef Pepper Jack: Yeah you're right.
Me: We'll go with Pinocchio's idea. Lets make a fire.
Pinocchio: A fire! That's it!
Geppetto: Yes, and then we'll all eat again.
Pinocchio: A great big fire! Lots of smoke!
Geppetto: Smoke? Oh, yeah, sure. A smoked fish will taste good.
Pinocchio: Quick... some wood! (grabs wooden items and smashes them into firewood)
Geppetto: Pinocchio, not the chair! (Pinocchio smashes the chair)
Pinocchio: Hurry, Father! More wood!
Geppetto: Oh, what will we sit on if we-
Pinocchio: We won't need it! We're getting out!
He smashes a lantern against the wood and ignites the fire.
Geppetto: Getting out? But how?!
He put a blanket on the fire and smoke came out.
Pinocchio: We'll make him sneeze!
Geppetto: Make him sneeze?! Ohh, that will make him mad!
Me: That's a chance we'll take. We've dealt with this situation before.
But then Waffle Woman, Hydro Man, Captain Cold, Dr. Light, Brain Freezer and Eccentro appeared.
Me: Waffle Woman, Hydro Man, Captain Cold, Dr. Light, Brain Freezer and Eccentro.
Hydro Man: Weird seeing you guys in here.
Waffle Woman: This is actually my second time inside Monstro.
Eccentro: Well, to the rest of us, it's our first time.
Dr. Light: (to Kairi) Are you enjoying the adventure so far, Kairi?
Kairi: It's awesome!
Me: We'll have our usual battles when we get outside.
(Monstro wakes up again and begins to sneeze)
Jiminy Cricket: Well, it's about time!
Me: Now!
Geppetto: It won't work!
Pinocchio: Hurry, Father! Climb aboard!
Geppetto: We'll never get by those teeth!
Pinocchio: Yes, we will!
Jiminy Cricket: Hey, which way you goin'?! Wait for me!
Pinocchio: Hang on! Here we go!
AAAAAACCCCCCCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Monstro lets out a big booming sneeze, propelling the raft forward and we fly outside.
Jiminy Cricket: Gesundheit.
Me: Bless you!
Monstro is about to sneeze again...
Geppetto: We are going back!
Pinocchio: No, we'll make it! Faster! Faster!
Geppetto: It's no use! Here it goes!
AAAAAACCCCCHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Monstro sneezes again, shooting the raft out of his mouth successfully.
Pinocchio: We made it!
Monstro was about to sneeze again but he gets mad and puts out the fire and the smoke! NOW HE WAS MAJORLY PISSED!
Geppetto: Look, now he is mad! (Monstro chases them) I told you he'd be furious!
Me: Lets do it!
Eli: I'll hold him off!
Eli let out a call and he summoned GODZILLA JR.!
Me: Godzilla!?
Carol: I thought he was dead!
Eli: No that's his son Godzilla Jr.
Godzilla Jr.: Whoa! Looks like I got here just in time.
Eli: Hold him off for us while we have our battles with the Masters of Evil.
Godzilla Jr.: Right!
Monstro dove into the water.
Geppetto: He's gone!
Pinocchio: Where'd he go?!
Monstro then appeared from underneath!
Geppetto: LOOK OUT! Hang on!
They got back on the raft and Monstro was being held back by Godzilla Jr.
But then a green lion appeared and it was LEO THE LION!
Shanan: It's Leo the Lion!
Jeri: This lion is a bad lion!
Horsea: (to Leo the Lion) Um, nice lion?
He roared ferociously!
But then a Heartless appeared and it was PARASITE CAGE!
The Parasite Cage is an Emblem Heartless that can be found exclusively as a boss in Kingdom Hearts and Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.
The Parasite Cage's main body is a large, magenta blob with glowing yellow eyes and thin, rounded teeth that resemble prison bars. This body rests on a flower-like base that is violet and aquamarine. A much smaller pink head rests on top of the main one. This second head sports a jagged mouth, glowing yellow eyes, two short, dark purple spikes under its mouth, and a curled, magenta antenna on its head. Two long, aquamarine tentacles sprout from either side of the second head and end in violet "hands" with three fingers, each with a dark purple spike on it. Its Heartless emblem is between its eyes.
In Kingdom Hearts Final Mix, The Parasite Cage's main body is light orange, as is the antenna on the smaller head. The smaller head is light tan and the small spikes on it and its hands are blue. Its arms and base are pale green, its hands are yellow, and the flower-like section of the base is violet and lavender.
Sora: Great! The Parasite Cage!
Me: He's ugly. Lets take them on!
Troy: Let's give this whale an upset stomach!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Goggle V Squad!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Goggle V Rangers!
The groups went at the Masters of Evil.
Battle 1: Waffle Woman
Tara, Spyro, Roxas, Voodood and Aeleus were facing Waffle Woman.
Tara: We're gonna have to make our fights short because of the battle with this whale.
Waffle Woman: Good point.
Waffle Woman called out her Pokemon and they went at her.
Roxas and Spyro: TWILIGHT MAGIC FIRESTORM!
Roxas fired waves of light and Spyro waves of fire and magic.
Aeleus and Voodood: EARTHQUAKE MAGIC SMASHER!
Aeleus fired waves of earth and Voodood fired blasts of magic.
Tara fired waves of fire and earth and the blasts all slammed into Waffle Woman and knocked her and her Pokemon down.
Tara: Good fight.
Battle 2: Eccentro
Linka, Double Trouble, Luxord, Wrecking Ball and Batch were facing Eccentro.
Linka: Lets get this on!
Eccentro: Lets do it!
Eccentro called out his Pokemon and they went at him.
Luxord and Double Trouble: TIME VOODOO BLAST!
Luxord fired time blasts and Double Trouble fired blasts of voodoo energy.
Batch and Wrecking Ball: FIERY SMASHING BALLSTORM!
Batch fired waves of fire and Wrecking Ball fired a ball of energy.
Linka fired a wave of lightning and the blasts hit Eccentro and knocked him and his Pokemon out.
Linka: Good fight.
Battle 3: Captain Cold.
Qin, Volcana, Ninjini, Pop Fizz, and Torch Man were facing Captain Cold.
Qin: We have to make it short because of Monstro.
Captain Cold: I understand. Lets hurry.
Captain Cold called out his Pokemon and they went at him.
Volcana and Ninjini: FIERY GENIE ORB BLAST!
Torch Man and Pop Fizz: MAGIC FIRESTORM CHEMICALS!
Qin, Volcana and Torch Man fired blasts of fire and Ninjini and Pop Fizz fired waves of magic orbs and chemicals.
The blasts all hit Captain Cold and knocked him and his Pokemon out.
Qin: Awesome battle.
Battle 4: Dr. Light.
Kairi, Hoot Loop, Magnet Man Trap Shadow and Gravity Man were facing Dr. Light.
Kairi: Lets do it.
Dr. Light: Right!
Dr. Light called out his Pokemon and they went at him.
Magnet Man and Hoot Loop: MAGNETIC LOOP STORM!
Gravity Man and Trap Shadow: TRAP OF GRAVITY!
They fired blasts of light, magnetic energy, traps and magic and they hit Dr. Light and his Pokemon and knocked them down.
Kairi: Good fight.
Battle 5: Hydro Man
Luna Loud, Star Strike, Maria Rockell, Dune Bug and Bai Tza were facing Hydro Man.
Luna Loud: Lets get it on dude.
Hydro Man: Lets.
Hydro Man called out his Pokemon and they went at him.
Maria Rockell and Star Strike: MAGIC WATER SUPERBLAST!
Bai Tza and Dune Bug: MAGIC WATER POWERBLAST!
They fired waves of water and magic and the blasts all hit Hydro Man and his Pokemon and knocked them down.
Luna: Rockin dudes!
Battle 6: Brain Freezer
Bloom, Blastermind, Chef Pepper Jack, Enigma and Dreamcatcher were facing Brain Freezer.
Bloom: Lets do it dude.
Brain Freezer: With pleasure.
Brain Freezer called out his Pokemon and they went at him.
Chef Pepper Jack and Blastermind: MAGIC FIRE SPICEBLAST!
Dreamcatcher and Enigma: WIND MAGIC HURRICANE!
Bloom fired blasts of fire and they fired blasts of magic, wind and fire and the blasts all slammed into Brain Freezer and his Pokemon and knocked them down.
Bloom: Nice.
Battle 7: Leo the Lion
Jeri was facing Leo the Lion!
Jeri: You give lions a bad name!
Jeri fired a wave of energy and obliterated him.
Jeri: Good riddance.
Battle 8: Parasite Cage
Nicole, Wamma, Cyrenox, Frafdo, and Drakness faced the Parasite Cage.
Nicole: Take this!
Nicole and the Chaotic monsters all fired a bunch of waves of energy and obliterated it.
We got a powerful power boost from its negative energy.
Battle 9: Monstro!
We all were facing Monstro! He ducked under Godzilla Jr. and came at us.
Pinocchio: He's coming back! Hurry!
Me: Lets hit him all at once with our teamwork!
Flutterrshy: Are you ready, Godzilla Jr?
Godzilla Jr.: I sure am!
Nico, Eli, Nunnally, Jasmine. Flame Princess, Lincoln, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Sunset Shimmer and Aladdin: DESERT STYLE NINJA ARTS: LEGENDS OF THE GOBI DESERT, ARABIAN NIGHTS, DJINN, RIDERS OF THE DESERT, ZERZURA, KINGDOM OF SABA, LOST SHIP OF THE DESERT, MOJAVE DESERT URBAN LEGEND, SINBAD THE SAILOR, IRFIT, ARABIAN GHOUL, BURAQ and PERI!
They fired waves of sand and they formed into said legends from Arabian Myth.
Announcer: WHIRLWIND, LEGENDARY SPECTRUM RAY, SNOWBALL and SNOWCONE MAGISWORDS!
Vambre and Luna: SUPER TEAMWORK COMBO: X-RAY WIND BLAST!
Witchy Simone and Luan: SUPER TEAMWORK COMBO: ICE CHEST BLAST!
G1 Smokescreen and Lara Laramie used the Earth and Animatron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Smokescreen's Missiles and Lara Laramie's fire powers 100-fold.
Commander Jupiter and Wildrider used the Earth and Jupiter Cyber Planet Key's and they enhanced Jupiter's Wind Powers and Wildrider's Lasers 100-fold.
G1 Smokescreen and Lara Laramie: SHREDDING FIRESTORM BLAST!
Commander Jupiter and Wildrider: LASER WIND BARRAGE!
Waffle Woman and Déjà Vu: WAFFLES OF TIME REPEAT!
Eccentro and Cobra Cadabra: LIGHT COBRA SUPER BLAST!
Captain Cold and Splat: FROZEN PAINTSTORM!
Dr. Light and Buckshot: PRISMATIC ARROW SHOWER!
Brain Freezer and Mysticat: FREEZING YARN LASERSTORM!
Hydro Man and Pain-Yatta: MAELSTROM OF CANDY!
Leni Loud and Bomb Shell: GRAVITY BOMB SHOWER!
Bleez and Rage Mage: RAGEMAGIC FIRESTORM!
Tara and Waffle Woman: FIERY WAFFLE MEGABLAST!
Linka and Eccentro: LIGHTNING MONSTER SHOWER!
Qin and Captain Cold: FIERY ICESTORM MEGABLAST!
Kairi and Dr. Light: LIGHT SHOWER MEGABLAST!
Bloom and Brain Freezer: DRAGON OF ICE FIRE!
Luna and Hydro Man: MAELSTROM MEGA SHOWER!
Everyone fired blasts of elemental energy and even missiles and lasers, fire and wind.
Fluttershy: PROSPERITY GOLD WAVE!
Fluttershy fired a blast of gold energy from her sword called Prosperity.
Eli, Godzilla Jr. Fluttershy and Pinocchio: ATOMIC BLADE DANCE HEARTBLAST!
They fired atomic energy, sword blasts, light blasts and Heart Blasts.
The blasts all hit Monstro and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Me: Lets get Pinocchio and Geppetto back to shore!
Monstro then chased them again.
Nico: There's no stopping him!
Geppetto: He's trying to get us! Paddle, son!
Monstro jumped over a wave as the raft went down it.
Pinocchio: Let's go back!
They rowed back!
Geppetto: Look out! Jump!
Monstro smashes the raft with his tail.
SMASH!
Pinocchio: Father! Father! Oh, Father!
Geppetto: Pinocchio, swim for shore. Swim for shore.
Me: Oh no!
Monstro was coming back!
Pinocchio: Hang on, Father!
Geppetto: Save... yourself. (Pinocchio holds Geppetto and Monstro was coming back as they swim back to the shore. They got to a cave in the shore and then Monstro jumps and crashes into the shore!)
Monstro crashed head on into the rock wall as Pinocchio and Geppetto went into a cave in the rocks.
CRAAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHH!
Geppetto was swept onto the shore and Figero and Cleo were put onto the shore with him.
Me: Whoa! That was a close one.
We all landed on the shore.
William: Boy, am I glad to be out of there.
Hydro Man: Me too!
Captain Cold: If we ever see Monstro again, it'll be too soon.
Brain Freezer: Too bad we don't have any whale meat.
Me: Even if we could, Whale Meat is not good for us.
Nico: I hakaied Monstro.
Geppetto: (panting) Pinocchio... save yourself. Don't mind me, son. Save yourself... Pinocchio.
Vince: Where's Pinocchio?
Me: Lets find him.
Jiminy Cricket: Pinocchio! Oh, Pinocchio! Pinocch- (gasp)
Pinocchio was dead.
Later in Geppetto's home, Pinocchio's lifeless body lies in bed. We were with Geppetto as he kneels beside the bed crying for his son's demise with Jiminy, Figaro, and Cleo mourning Pinocchio as well.)
Me: (Crying) Poor Pinocchio.
Nico: (Crying) He was a true hero.
Waffle Woman: (Crying) Poor kid.
Geppetto: (crying) My boy. My brave little boy...
Blue Fairy: Prove yourself brave, truthful, and unselfish, and someday you will be a real boy. Awake, Pinocchio. Awake.
(Pinocchio wakes up, now a real boy)
Pinocchio: Father! Whatcha cryin' for?
Geppetto: 'Cause... you're dead, Pinocchio.
We gasped.
Me: Pinocchio! You're back!
Nico: And you're alive!
Pinocchio: It's true. I'm alive. See? And... And I'm... I'm... I'm real! I'm a real boy!
Geppetto: You're alive! And you are a real boy! A real, live boy! This calls for a celebration! Professor! Lots of music!
We celebrated.
Jiminy Cricket: Well, this is practically where I came in. Thank you, milady. He deserved to be a real boy. And it sure was nice of you to- Well, I'll be! My, my! Solid gold, too. Oh, I think it's swell! (singing at offscreen) When your heart is in your dreams, no request is too extreme...
Backup Singers: When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true! You'll find your dreams come true!
Fluttershy: (To the viewers) We had a crazy adventure in the world of Pinocchio and it was awesome. But be careful to not get swallowed by a whale like Monstro.
Nico: You said it.
We went back home and we rested for the next adventure.
To Be Continued...
Part 6 done.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, XP4Universe, Omegahatchiyak12 and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up for part 7 is Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas and get ready for a fun adventure through two of the major holidays of the year: Halloween and Christmas as we help Jack Skellington deal with making a new Halloween Time and explore Christmas.
See you all tomorrow.
