"Peter Pan"


WARNING: The Battle you will see is extremely gruesome. Read at your own risk.


It was morning at the estate and Edd was looking for a shower. He found out recently found out 25 minutes ago that his mom and dad were renovating his shower and that he couldn't start the day without his daily shower. So he went over to us for his shower.

Turbo Man: Sorry, Double D. All the bathrooms are occupied right now.

Edd: Okay. I'll look somewhere else.

He was off.

Juniper Lee: I hope Double D doesn't get into trouble.

But she was far from wrong.

Edd looked all over the neighborhood for a shower to get his day started. But all his attempts made him smell worse than ever and more. He smelled really horrible!

Edd: [crying] "The milk of human kindness has abandoned me!" [going insane] "Shower shower shower. Shower shower shower. Shower shower shower. Shower shower shower."

[Edd has worked his way down the lane. The word "Shower" is written in filth along the fence boards.]

Edd: "Shower shower shower. Shower shower shower. Shower shower shower. Shower shower shower!"

[Edd's eye twitches, and his image of himself shatters.]

[A crazed Edd picks up a trash can and dumps the refuge over him. He then proceeds to wallow in it.]

Edd: [completely disguisted and horrified] "Greetings, microorganisms. Hop aboard! Welcome, bacteria! Oh, happy day!"

[Edd places a fish's head over his head.]

Voice: "Eddward!"

[Edd turns and faces a hallucination of himself; this hallucination is clean.]

Hallucination: "What are you doing?"

Edd: "Dive in, oh vision of my former self! There is more than enough filth to go around."

Hallucination: "I'll have nothing to do with your self-degradation, thank you, as I stand for cleanliness. Moral fiber. And all that is decent and neatly folded."

[Edd pours rotten milk into his underwear.]

Edd: "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah."

Hallucination: [upset] "Stop it, stop it, stop it! Get a grip on yourself, mister!" [The head slides down Edd's body.] "That's disgusting!"

Edd: [leaning in] "May I use your shower?" [His rotten breath wafts up to the hallucination.]

Hallucination: "Good lord! Stinky, stinky, stinky!"

[The hallucination disappears.]

Edd: "No shower for me!"

Later Dark Spicer, Zs'Skayr and Dr. Viktor were taking out the trash and they were talking about stuff.

Dark Spicer: The others are going to recruit Wolf, Cad Bane, Beetle, Villamax, and Weather Wizard in an hour. But for our next recruits, we're considering Dayu, Whirlwind, Taskmaster, and King Shark.

Zs'Skayr: Excellent. Those are great recruits.

Dr. Viktor: I agree with you Lord Zs'Skayr.

Zs'Skayr: Good and you don't have to be so formal.

But then as they were taking the trash bags out to the curb, a crazed Edd came up to them laughing insanely. Edd runs down the street and grabs the bag.

Edd: "For me? You shouldn't have."

[Edd rips the bag open and dumps the waste out on his head.]

Zs'Skayr: Double D? Is that you?!

Double D: (clearly out of his mind) No. Not really.

Dr. Viktor: (pinching his nose) You need a shower. Badly.

Dark Spicer turned into Burnswamp and picks Double D up.

Burnswamp: C'mon. Let's get you to the Estate.

They took him to the estate as he was laughing and rolling around in Burnswamp's stench.


Later at the estate we were having breakfast when the doorbell rang.

Nico: I'll get that.

He went to the door and answered it and then Nico was hurling his guts out all over the place.

Nico: (PROJECTILE VOMITING) GUYS! You better take a look at Double D!

We saw him completely covered in filth and he smelled like 100,000 rotten corpses and he looked like he was rolling around in raw sewage and a toxic waste dump!

Me: OH MY GOD! DOUBLE D YOU SMELL HORRIBLE!

Motormaster: (to Double D) Do I even want to know what you were rolling around in?!

Eddy: "Pee-yew! You reek, Sockhead."

Ed: "He smells worser than the sandwich under my bed, Eddy!" [He proceeds to eat some gunk off his dirty friend.]

Eddy: "(Laughs) You got that right, Lumpy! Or like your three-month-old gym socks." [Ed has his nose pinched.]

Ed: "Or like my head on a rainy day, huh, Eddy?"

Burnswamp: Whoever's the owner of the crazed Double D, you forgot to let him take his daily shower.

Me: That's right. Lets take him outside and clean him up.

Lisa brought a washtub and we took him outside to get clean and we had nose plugs on.

Me: Geez Double D you are a walking cesspool!

Linka: No kidding and that is putting it mildly!

Edd: "Ha ha ha, very funny. Can we get on with this, please?"

Double D was standing in a washtub and Dark Spicer turned into Death Drench.

Ed: [pulling out a grater] "Let's get that custard out of your belly button, mister!"

[Edd shivers as Ed approaches.]

Eddy: "Wait, Ed. Lemme go get a camera!" [He laughs.]

Death Drench was using his water powers to wash Double D.

Rodimus Prime: How is it that you can kick ass in your Iron Boy armor yet you freak out over a shower?

Edd: No idea.

We were scrubbing him all over the place and cleaning him all over and really rubbing him with soap, water, and all that.


Later we were back in the Simulator for part 9 of our adventure. We were in Victorian London circa 1900.

Nico: Here we are guys.

Me: Victorian Era London, England in 1900.

Lincoln: It's a beautiful night and the Victorian Era is now in full swing and it's the dawn of a new century.

Laney: Yep the 21st Century is just starting here.

Lana: Long time ago huh?

Lola: 120 years ago. We're here to visit the world of Peter Pan.

Lana: One of my all time favorite movies.

Aqua: One of my favorite worlds out of all the worlds we went to on our journeys.

Kairi: It's amazing.

Eli: It sure is and I can't wait to face that codfish Captain Hook.

Nunnally: Me too.

Nico: Which was your favorite version of Peter Pan, J.D.?

Me: I liked all of them and I was able to figure out when they all took place. Peter Pan from 1953 took place here in the year 1900. Peter Pan 2: Return to Neverland took place in 1940 during the Blitzkrieg.

Hunter: (German Accent) During World War II. That was 40 years later.

Nico: Awful time. And Hook from 1991 takes place in 1991.

Lincoln: Wow.

Sora: It'll be awesome to see Wendy and Peter again.

Eli: And Tink too.

Me: Lets head for the Darling House.

We walked and went to find the Darling House and we got there.

Narrator: All this has happened before. And it will all happen again. But this time it happened in London. It happened on a quiet street in Bloomsbury. That corner house over there is the home of the Darling family. And Peter Pan chose this particular house... because there were people here who believed in him. There was Mrs. Darling.

Mary: George, dear, do hurry. We mustn't be late for the party, you know.

Narrator: Mrs. Darling believed that Peter Pan was the spirit of youth. But Mr. Darling...

George: Mary, unless I find my cuff links, we don't go to the party. And if we don't go to the party, I can never show my face in the office again. And if I can never... Ouch!

Narrator: Well, Mr Darling was a practical man. The boys, however, John and Michael, believed Peter Pan was a real person., and made him the hero of all their nursery games.

We got to the Darling House.

Me: Nice place they live in.

Lincoln: Lets head to the roof.

We jumped and landed onto the roof.

John: (as Captain Hook) Blast you, Peter Pan!

Michael: Take that! Give up, Captain Hook? Give up?

John: Never! I'll teach you to cut off me hand!

Wendy: Oh, no, John. It was the left hand.

John: Oh, yes. Thank you, Wendy.

Me: (Laughs) Brings back memories.

Lincoln: So cool.

Narrator: Wendy, the eldest, not only believed... she was the supreme authority on Peter Pan... and all his marvelous adventures.

Wendy: Oh, Nana, must we always take that nasty tonic?

Narrator: Nana, the nursemaid, being a dog... kept her opinions to herself... and viewed the whole affair with a certain tolerance.

Lola: That dog is helpful.

Michael: Take that!

John: Insolent boy! I'll slash you to ribbons!

Michael: And I'll cut you to pieces. Aha!

John: Ouch! Careful, Michael, my glasses.

Michael: I'm sorry, John.

John: You'll never leave this ship alive!

Michael: Oh, yes, I will. Take that!

John: Scuttle me bones, boy, I'll slit your gizzard.

Michael: Oh, no, you won't. Back, back, back, you villain!

John: Insolent pup!

Michael: Wicked pirate!

John: Aha, I got ya.

Michael: You didn't either. You never touched me. Take that and that! And that!

John: Uuuughhh!

George: Boys, boys, less noise, please.

Me: Oh boy not him.

John: Oh, hello, Father.

Michael: You old bilge rat.

George: Wh-Wh-What? Now, see here, Michael...

John: Oh, not you, Father. You see, he's Peter Pan.

Michael: And John's Captain Hook.

George: Yes, yes, of course. Uh, have you seen my cuff... Oh, Nana, for goodness sake! Where are those cuff links?

John: Cuff links, Father?

George: Yes, the gold ones.

John: Michael, the buried treasure. Where is it?

Michael: I don't know.

John: The map then. Where's the treasure map?

Michael: It got lost.

George: Good heavens, my shirt front!

Michael: Hurray! You found it! You found it!

George: Yes, so I have. And hereafter...Don't paw me, Michael. This is my last clean... No...NO!

Mary: George, dear, we really must hurry or we'll be late...

George: Mary, look!

Mary: George.

Michael: It's only chalk, Father.

Mary: Why, Michael.

John: It's not his fault. It's in the story. And Wendy says...

George: Wendy? Story? I might have known. Wendy?! Wendy!

Wendy: Yes, Father?

Mary: George Would you kindly ex...

Wendy: Oh, Mother! You look simply lovely.

Mary: Thank you, dear.

George: Wendy.

Mary: Just my old gown made over. But it did turn out rather nicely, didn't...

George: Mary, if you don't mind. I'd like...

Wendy: Why, Father, what have you done to your shirt?

George: What have I... Ohhh!

Mary: Now, George, really. It comes right off.

George: That's no excuse. Wendy, haven't I warned you? Stuffing the boys' heads with a lot of silly stories.

Wendy: Oh, but they aren't.

George: I say they are. Captain Crook! Peter Pirate!

Wendy: Peter Pan, Father.

George: Pan! Pirate! Poppycock!

Wendy: Oh, no, Father. Father, have you...

John: Oh, you don't understand.

George: Absolute poppycock! And let me tell you, this ridiculous...

Mary: Now, George.

George: "Now, George." "Now, George"! Well, "Now, George," will have his say!

Mary: Please, dear.

George: Mary, the child's growing up. It's high time she had a room of her own.

Wendy: Father!

Mary: George!

John: What?

Michael: No!

Me: Okay that is it!

We swooped in.

Me: Looks like we have a parental dispute here.

Sora: Someone call for a hero?

John: Sora!

Michael: Sora it's great to see you!

Sora: John and Michael it's great to see you again.

Wendy: Sora! Wow! You are looking great. Guys it's great to see you all again.

Me: Same here Wendy.

Mary: My goodness. Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's an honor to finally meet you and it's an honor to meet the famous Keyblade Hero.

Me: Pleasure to meet you too Mrs. Darling. We're sorry for coming in like this but we heard some fighting with George the Tyrant here.

George: NO! Wendy is getting her own room and I mean it! Young lady, this is your last night in the nursery. And that's my last word on the matter... (Steps on a skate) No! No! (Crashes into the wall)

Nelson Muntz: HA HA!

Mary, Wendy, John and Michael: Oh! (They went over to Nana) Poor Nana.

George: "Poor Nana"? This is the last straw! Out! Out, I say!

Michael: No, Father, no!

I then went over and grabbed him by his cummerbund.

Me: YOU SHUT THE HECK UP!

George: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT!?

Me: Someone who is going to make sure you don't become a control freak and a tyrant you bad parent!

George: HOW DARE YOU!?

I had him look into my eyes and he looked into a Penance Stare glare and he was scared out of his mind.

Me: (Menacingly) QUIET.

I scared him so badly that he was curled up in a fetal position and he was shaking out of his mind in insane fear.

Nico: Good riddance.

Laney tied him up in a straitjacket.

Wendy: But, Mother, I don't want to grow up.

Mary: Now, dear, don't worry about it any more tonight.

John: He called Peter Pan "absolute poppycock."

Mary: I'm sure he didn't mean it, John. Father was just upset.

Me: I think his party is a waste of time. How can you even stand being with a guy like him?

Mary: You're right J.D. What George is doing is insane and he is a monster. So I'm gonna move out with the kids with you guys.

Nico: Awesome.

Michael: Mother.

Mary: What is it, dear?

Michael: Buried treasure.

He pulled out two cufflinks.

Mary: Now, children. Don't judge your father too harshly. After all, he may be crazy but he really loves you very much.

Wendy: Oh, don't lock it, Mother. He might come back.

Mary: "He"?

Wendy: Yes, uh, Peter Pan. You see, I found something that belongs to him.

Mary: Oh? And what's that?

Wendy: His shadow.

Mary: "Shadow"?

Me: Peter has a habit of losing his shadow.

Wendy: Mmm, yes and Nana had it. But I... I took it away.

Mary: I see. Yes, of course. Watch over them for me J.D. and everyone.

Me: We will.

Mary left.

Then we saw a figure come in and it was Peter Pan! A bright light was with him and it was Tinkerbell.

Me: There he is.

Peter Pan: Over there, Tink, in its den.

Tink looked.

Peter Pan: Is it there? (Tink shook her head for no) Must be here somewhere. (They kept looking) (Peter looked in a toy box and Tink looked in a music box) Tink! Shh! Stop playing and help me find my shadow. Shadow. Oh, shadow. (Tink then went to a shaking drawer) (Tink then called Peter) Huh? Aha!

He opened the Drawer and the Shadow came out and he tried to grab it. It woke Wendy up.

Wendy: Peter Pan! Oh, Peter! I knew you'd come back. I saved your shadow for you. Oh, I do hope it isn't rumpled. You know, you look exactly the way I thought you would. Oh, a little taller perhaps. But then... Oh, you can't stick it on with soap, Peter. It needs sewing. (Pulls out Needle and thread) That's the proper way to do it. Although, come to think of it, I've never thought about it before. Uh, sewing shadows, I mean. Of course, I knew it was your shadow the minute I saw it. And I said to myself, I said, "I'll put it away for him until he comes back. Oh, he's sure to come back." And you did, didn't you, Peter? After all, one can't leave his shadow lying about and not miss it sooner or later. Uh, don't you agree? But what I still don't understand is how Nana got it in the first place. She really isn't... Oh, sit down. It won't take long. She really isn't vicious, you know. She's a wonderful nurse. - Although Father says...

Peter: Girls talk too much.

Wendy: Yes, girls talk too... Hmm? Oh.

Peter Pan: Well, get on with it, girl.

Wendy: Uh, my name is Wendy. - Uh, Wendy Moira Angela Darling...

Peter: Wendy's enough.

Wendy: Oh, uh, but how did Nana get your shadow, Peter?

Peter: Jumped at me the other night at the window.

Wendy: Well, what were you doing there?

Peter: I came to listen to the stories.

Wendy: My stories? - But they're all about you.

Peter: Of course. That's why I like 'em. (Plays Panflute) I tell 'em to the Lost Boys.

Wendy: The Lost Boys... Oh, I remember. They're your men.

Peter: Uh-huh.

Wendy: I'm so glad you came back tonight. I might never have seen you.

Peter: Why?

Wendy: Because I have to grow up tomorrow.

Peter: Grow up!

Wendy: Tonight's my last night in the nursery.

Peter: But that means no more stories.

Wendy: Mm-hmm.

Peter: No! I won't have it. Come on!

Wendy: Bu-Bu-But where are we going?

Peter: To Never Land.

Wendy: Never Land!

Peter: You'll never grow up there.

Wendy: Oh, Peter, it will be so wonderful. But wait. What would Mother say?

Peter: Mother? What's Mother?

Wendy: Why, Peter, a mother is someone who... who loves and cares for you. And... And tells you stories...

Peter: Good! You can be our mother. Come on.

Wendy: Now, just a minute, I... Let me see now. L-I have to pack. Oh, and I must leave a note for when I'll be back. Of course, I couldn't stay too long. And then I'll have to... Oh, but Never Land. Oh, I... I-I'm so happy I... I think I'll give you a... a kiss.

Tinkerbell gasped in shock.

Peter: What's a... a kiss?

Wendy: Oh, well, uh, I-I'll show you. (Tink pulls on her) Oh!

Peter: Stop! Stop it, Tink!

The commotion woke up Wendy's brothers and we came in.

Michael: John, John, wake up! He's here.

John: Huh? Jiminy!

Wendy: Ooh, what in the world was that?

Peter: Tinker Bell. Don't know what got into her.

Me: Hey Peter, its been a while.

Peter: J.D.! Wow you are looking great!

Me: How have things been?

Peter: Been doing great. I see your group got bigger since the last time we saw each other.

Me: Our group has gotten bigger a lot.

Eli: It's a pleasure to meet you Peter. My name is Eli.

Peter: Pleasure to meet you.

Michael: Hello, Peter Pan. I'm Michael.

John: And my name is John. How do you do?

Peter: Hello.

Michael: Oh, look, a firefly.

Wendy: A pixie.

John: Amazing!

Tink said some nasty things.

Michael: What's the pixie doing?

Peter: Talking.

Wendy: What did she say?

Peter: She says you're a big, ugly girl. (They laugh)

Me: (Scolds) Tink!

Eli: That's not nice!

Tink then saw me and everyone.

Tink: (Gasp) Guys!

She flew over to us and landed on my hand.

Me: Its been a while Tink.

Nico: Looking good though.

Wendy: Oh. Well, I think she's lovely.

Peter: Well, come on, Wendy, let's go.

Wendy: Where are we going?

Peter: To Never Land.

Michael: Never Land!

Wendy: Peter's taking us.

Peter: "Us"?

Wendy: Well, of course. I-I couldn't go without Michael and John.

John: Oh, I should like very much to cross swords with some real buccaneers.

Michael: Yes, and fight pirates too.

Me: And I can't wait to let Captain Hook have it.

Nico: We all can.

Peter: Well, all right, but ya gotta take orders.

Me: From Peter and us.

John: Aye, aye, sir.

Michael: Me too.

Wendy: But, Peter, how do we get to Never Land?

Peter: Fly, of course.

Wendy: "Fly"?

Peter: It's easy. All you have to do is to... is to... is to... Ha! That's funny.

Wendy: What's the matter? Don't you know?

Peter: Oh, sure. It's... It's just that I never thought about it before. Say, that's it! You think of a wonderful thought.

Wendy and John: Any happy, little thought?

Peter: Uh-huh.

Wendy: Like toys at Christmas?

John: Sleigh bells, snow?

Peter: Yep! Watch me now. Here I go! It's easier than pie.

Peter was flying!

Wendy: He can fly!

John: He can fly!

Michael: He flewed!

Peter: Now you try.

Wendy: I'll think of a mermaid lagoon... underneath a magic moon.

Me: That's a beautiful thought.

John: I'll think I'm in a pirate's cave.

Michael: I think I'll be an Indian brave.

Laney: Those are all great thoughts!

Me: Some of us already can fly. We have wings and can fly on our own.

Kairi: It's true.

Peter: I remember that. Now everybody try. One, two, three!

Peter threw them.

Wendy, Michael and John: We can fly! We can fly! We can fly!

They fell and we caught them.

Me: Whoa! That was a close one.

Varie: You all okay?

Michael: Yeah.

Tink laughed silly.

Eli: Tink that's enough!

Applejack: (Cowboy accent) Stop acting like a rattlesnake in a pickle barrel.

Peter: This won't do. What's the matter with you? All it takes is faith and trust. Oh! And something I forgot. Dust!

Wendy and John: Dust?

John: Dust?

Laney: Let me guess. Fairy Dust.

Peter: (Grabs Tink) Yep, just a little bit of pixie dust.

He sprinkled them with dust from Tink.

Me: Lets make it permanent.

Irena then handed me a bag.

Irena: Here J.D. Just sprinkle them with this and they will fly forever.

Me: Awesome. Thanks Irena.

I take the bag of dust.

Arpeggio: (to Irena) (British Accent) You should use your Fairy Dust on those of us who can't fly.

Irena: Good idea.

Me: First.

I pulled out some dust from Irena.

Me: Ready guys?

Wendy: Ready.

I blew the dust all over John, Michael, Wendy and Nana.

Peter: Now, think of the happiest things. It's the same as having wings.

They thought of something happy and they were floating and flying!

Wendy: Let's all try it just once more.

John: Look! We're rising off the floor.

Michael: Jiminy!

Wendy: Oh, my! We can fly!

Peter: You can fly!

Kids: We can fly!

Me: Wow! It works!

Nico: That is so cool!

Lily: It sure is!

Me: Okay now those that Can't fly stand over here. (Points to a spot)

Those that can't fly stood away from everyone and I blew the dust all over them and they thought of wonderful thoughts and they were flying as well!

Riku: Wow! It works!

William: This is incredible!

Venom: So much fun!

Edwayl: (Breton Accent) This is so amazing lads!

Harry Potter: (British Accent) This is amazing!

Michael: Come on, Nana!

Peter Pan: Come on, everybody. Here we go! Off to Never Land!

Me: Lets fly!

We were flying off to Neverland!

Chorus: Think of a wonderful thought

Any merry little thought

Think of Christmas

Think of snow

Think of sleigh bells

Off you go like reindeer in the sky

You can fly, you can fly You can fly

Think of the happiest things

It's the same as having wings

Take the path that moonbeams make

If the moon is still awake you'll see him wink his eye

You can fly, you can fly You can fly

Up you go with a heigh and ho

To the stars beyond the blue

There's a Never Land waiting for you

Where all your happy dreams come true

Every dream that you dream will come true

When there's a smile in your heart

There's no better time to start

Think of all thejoy you'll find

When you leave the world behind and bid your cares goodbye

You can fly, you can fly You can fly, you can fly You can fly

We were flying and stood on Big Ben.

Peter: There it is, Wendy. Second star to the right and straight on till morning.

We saw a twinkling star in the sky and we resumed flying.

When there's a smile in your heart

There's no better time to start

Think of all thejoy you'll find when you leave the world behind

And bid your cares goodbye

You can fly, you can fly You can fly, you can fly You can fly You can fly, you can fly You can fly

We arrived at Neverland at Sunrise.

But on a Pirate Ship in a cove, was the crew of none other than the nefarious and ruthless CAPTAIN JAMES HOOK!


Captain James Bartholomew Hook, also known as Captain James Hook, simply known as James Hook, or also more commonly known across popular media as Captain Hook, is the main antagonist of Disney's Peter Pan franchise, one of the secondary antagonists in Mickey's House of Villains, the main antagonist of the Disney Fairies movie The Pirate Fairy, and the main antagonist of the Disney Junior show Jake and the Never Land Pirates. He is Peter Pan and Jake's arch-nemesis.

In the original film, he was voiced by the late Hans Conried, who also played George Darling in the same film, and the Grinch in Halloween is Grinch Night. In the sequel and Kingdom Hearts series and in Jake and the Never Land Pirates, he was voiced by Corey Burton, who also played Count Dooku in the Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Onus in Disney's Treasure Planet, Quint in Disney's Timon & Pumbaa, Jones in Disney's Tarzan, and Shan Yu in Kingdom Hearts II. In The Pirate Fairy, he was voiced by Tom Hiddleston, who also played Loki in the MCU, and Lord Nooth in The Early Man.

Captain James Hook is a raucous, vengeful, cacophonous, manipulative, but sophisticated pirate. He used to simply enjoy treasure hunting, but along the way, he had a skirmish with Peter Pan, losing his left hand at one point, it being fed to Tick-Tock the saltwater crocodile and a giant octopus. This brought out two sides of Hook, him hating Peter Pan and relentlessly hunting him, but also developing paranoid fears of Tick-Tock and the Octopus that bordered on insanity; so as to be fair, Tick-Tock enjoyed the flavor of his hand and has been stalking Hook ever since, wanting to devour the rest of the pirate. Hook is clearly psychopathic and demented, viewing his pirates as pawns, disposing of them if they so much as mildly annoy him.

Despite his infanticidal declarations, Hook is partly devoid of human traits. He often commits acts of villainy that seem to stem from a deep-seated desire for respect and adulation. He also seems to genuinely enjoy having Smee around. Contrary to most main antagonists, Hook sees Smee as a true friend, talking with and relaxing with his assistant, and does not often use fear and intimidation to bully him. Smee (in turn) generally enjoys helping Hook, but if Hook is in over his head, Smee does tend to desert him. Hook also can be a bit of a vainglorious blabbermouth, and his short temper can and does cloud his better judgment as well.

Because of this, Peter Pan does not see Hook as much of a threat, but more an object of ridicule. He also seemed to enjoy fighting Peter Pan, and while willing to kill him, Hook nonetheless took his hat off when he thought he had murdered him, with a moment of sadness, he stated Pan as being a worthy adversary and mourned his loss. Despite his shortcomings, Hook is still a very vile, arrogant, and unpropitious man, wanting to commit acts of terrorism and blow Peter Pan up, or cut him in half, or kill him in any gruesome way he can. He also lies, cheats, and backstabs others for his personal gain, and despite a few quirky mannerisms, he remains a loathsome and cruel person.

Despite his backstabbing and treacherous nature, he claims that he will never break a promise, but will sometimes find loopholes, such as a promise he made to Tinker Bell about not laying a finger (or a hook) on Peter if they find his hideout. This has been proven to be true as instead of harming him himself, Hook leaves a bomb for Peter.

Appearance

Captain James Hook is tall, slender, elegant, has long black hair, brown eyes, a big chin, a Roman nose, thick black eyebrows, and is thinly mustachioed (he sometimes has a five-o-clock shadow). He always puts a lot of time into his appearance, has a crimson hat with a big lavender feather, and a long expensive-looking red coat. Under his coat, he wears a pink shirt. On his left arm is a sliver hook for a hand. Despite his skinny and frail appearance, Hook is actually physically much stronger than he looks, shown when he lifts the rather corpulent Smee and throws Starkey off the ship, both using only his arm with the hook as well as lifting Tiger Lily with only his arm with the hook while she was tied to an anchor.

History

In the movie which is set before any of the Peter Pan films he was simply referred to as James. Before the events of Peter Pan, James was originally first shown to be a cabin boy. He was seen with a few pirates complimenting Zarina about her plan on stealing the blue pixie dust. At first, it appeared that Zarina was the captain of the pirate crew as well as James' best friend. However, after Zarina taught him how to fly, James revealed himself to be the true villain by locking Zarina in a glass lantern and that he was the real captain of the ship.

His goal was to use the Pixie Dust Tree to make his ship fly out of Never Land and pillage towns. While Tinker Bell and her friends recovered the blue pixie dust, James tells them to give it to him or that he'd drown Zarina in the ocean. After getting it back, he throws Zarina in the ocean anyway. During the final battle, Zarina overflows James with pixie dust, causing him to fly out of control, falling into the ocean, and getting bitten by Tick-Tock (as a baby). In the epilogue, he meets Mr. Smee for the first time and tells him to help him out of the water.

Peter Pan

The best-known version of Captain Hook appeared in the 1953 Disney animated film Peter Pan, where he became one of Disney's most memorable villain characters. When Hook is first seen, he is plotting his revenge against Peter for the incident with his hand. He is seen looking for the location of Peter's hideout, and he (along with Mr. Smee) abduct the native princess Tiger Lily, believing that she may have such information. They interrogate her at Skull Island, but are thwarted by Peter and the crocodile that ate Hook's hand.

Later on, Hook finds out that Peter had banished Tinker Bell for her attempt on killing Wendy, and uses the situation to his advantage. He gets Smee to bring Tinkerbell to the ship, and Hook goads her into revealing Peter's hideout. However, Tinkerbell makes Hook swear he won't lay a hand (or hook) on Peter. After his crew abducts Wendy, John, Michael, and the Lost Boys, Hook places a time bomb disguised as a present in the hideout, initially breaking his promise. With the help of Tinker Bell, though, Peter survives, and he goes back to the ship to confront Hook and free the others. Hook and Peter engage in a long battle, but Hook and his crew are ultimately defeated, and Hook is seen swimming for his life from the crocodile.

Return to Neverland

In the 2002 animated sequel Return to Never Land, Hook kidnapped Wendy's daughter Jane and took her as leverage to try and get what he wanted he knew where Peter Pan first met Wendy. When he found out that she did not want to be at Never Land, Hook promises her that if she would help him with what he wanted that he would help her with what he wanted. To do so, he made up a story in which he claims that he wants to see his "Dear Sweet Mother" back home so they would have common ground. After kidnapping Peter Pan and the Lost Boys, Jane and Tinker Bell (who was brought back to life) came in to retaliate. He is defeated by Peter and once again falls prey to an orange octopus, bizarrely familiar to the ticking crocodile from the first, and flees while the main protagonists celebrate their victory. It is unknown if Hook was eaten alive by the octopus or not. But he did survive, just like the crocodile that he and his crew run in terror.

Jake and the Never Land Pirates

Captain Hook acts as Jake's archenemy in Jake and the Never Land Pirates. Like the movies, he is the boss of Smee and has two other henchmen named, Sharky and Bones. Unlike the movie version, however, Hook has less of his crew and is more playful in this version.

House of Mouse

Captain Hook is also in the House of Mouse guest.

House of Villains

Captain Hooks wants to take over to the House of Mouse and sing the song "is Our House Now". However, he and the all of the other villains (except Jafar) immediately scatter out the House before the House of Mouse is restored once again.

Cameos

Hook made a guest cameo at the end of the second episode of Raw Toonage, in which Don Karnage was hosting a segment on treasure hunting. When Karnage finds the treasure chest in question, Hook appears and claims it as his own. They then engage in a swordfight, which Hook wins by pinning Karnage to a tree. Hook makes a brief appearance in the animated short Electric Holiday, watching in the crowd as Cruella De Vil walked down the runaway in a fashion show. A portrait of Hook can be seen in the first episode of the miniseries Descendants: Wicked World.

Kingdom Hearts Series

He uses his pirate ship to get himself between worlds. He appeared in the original Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep, the prequel to Kingdom Hearts, Chain of Memories, and 358/2 Days.

Hook appears in the game series prequel, Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep, where he tricks Terra into attempting to kill Peter Pan for him. He later kidnaps Tinker Bell and takes Mickey Mouse's star fragment, but is defeated by Ventus and thrown into the water, where the crocodile chases him off. He eventually became one of the Disney villains to join Maleficent's group.

He takes Riku along with him, where Kairi is being held. Hook does not like Riku's bossiness and regrets taking him along; nonetheless, he follows his orders, as Riku now has control over the Heartless and would most likely unleash them on him should he disobey. When Sora, Donald, and Goofy arrive in Never Land, Riku throws them in the hold where they meet and escape with Peter Pan, who is searching for his friend Wendy. Captain Hook believed that Wendy was a "Princess of Heart" and that is why he captured her. However, Riku reports to him from Maleficent that Wendy is not a Princess of Heart at all, irritating Hook (he hints that kidnapping Wendy was a very difficult task). After defeating the Heartless below deck, Sora fights a copy of himself summoned by Riku in Hook's office. After confronting Hook on the deck, learning that Riku took Kairi to Hollow Bastion, Sora and company are forced to surrender when Hook uses Tinker Bell as a hostage. When the crocodile appears, Hook flees to his office while telling Smee to have their prisoners walk the plank. However, Peter Pan returns to save Sora before using his Smee imitation to trick Hook out to the deck, resulting in the villain being thrown overboard and chased into the horizon by the crocodile.

In Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, Hook appears as a figment of Sora and Riku's memories and is absent in Kingdom Hearts II.

Hook later reappears in Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, finding a large amount of treasure maps all leading to boxes that are actually set to release Heartless once Hook opens the chest (unknown to Hook and Smee, however, is that these chests were set up to help build Pete's Heartless army).

His Japanese voice actor was the late Chikao ÅŒhtsuka up until Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep, where Chikao ÅŒhtsuka was cast as Master Xehanort and Hook was thus voiced by Naoya Uchida. His English voice actor was Corey Burton.


Pirates: (Singing) Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life A- rovin'over the sea. Give me a career as a buccaneer. It's the life of a pirate for me, oh The life of a pirate for me. Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life They never bury your bones For when it's all over a jolly sea rover drops in on his friend, Davy Jones.

Oh, my good friend Davy Jones

Smee: Good morning, shipmates.

Pirate 1: And what's good about it, Mr Smee?

Pirate 2: Here we are, collecting barnacles on this miserable island.

Pirate 3: While his nibs plays ring-around-the-rosy with Peter Pan.

Pirates: Look out. It might go off. We ought to be tending to the business of looting ships. Why, I've almost forgotten how to slit a throat. - Better hop it. - And tell the captain... we wants to put to sea, see? Peter Pan...

Captain Hook: Blast that Peter Pan! If I could only find his hideout, I'd trap him in his lair. But where is it? Mermaid Lagoon? No, we've searched that. We've combed Cannibal Cove. H-Here! No. No, no, no! That's Indian terri... But wait. Those redskins know this island better than I do me own ship. Ah... I wonder.

Smee: Good morning, Captain.

Captain Hook: I've got it! Tiger Lily, Smee!

Smee: T-Tiger Lily, Captain?

Captain Hook: The Chief's daughter. She'll know where Pan is hiding.

Smee: B-B-But, but will she talk, Captain?

Captain Hook: Oh, a little persuasion might be in order. Now let me see. Boiling in oil? Keelhauling? Marooning?

Crows Nest Pirate: A pirate's life is a wonderful I-life You'll find adventure and sport But live every minute for all that is in it The life of a pirate is short. Oh, the life...

BANG!

A pirate falls dead into the water.

Captain Hook: Now let me see, where was I?

Smee: Oh, dear, dear, dear Captain Hook. Shooting a man in the middle of his cadenza? It ain't good form, you know.

Captain Hook: "Good form," Mr Smee? Blast good form! Did Pan show good form when he did this to me?

Smee: Why, Captain, cutting your hand off was only a childish prank, you might say.

Captain Hook: Aye! But throwing it to the crocodile! That cursed beast liked the taste of me so well... he's followed me ever since, licking his chops... for the rest of me.

Smee: And he'd have had you by now, Captain... if he hadn't swallowed that alarm clock. But now when he's about, he warns ya as ya might say with his tick-tock... tick-tock, tick-tock.

Loud Ticking was heard and Smee and Captain Hook reacted as they found out that Tick-Tock the Crocodile was heard and he stuck his head out and licked his lips for Hook. He was hungry.

Captain Hook: Smee? Smee! Oh, save me, Smee! Please, don't let him get me, Smee! Please, don't let him get me, Smee! Smee!

Smee: Here now, shame on ya. Upsettin' the poor Captain. There'll be no handouts today. Shoo now, shoo! Go on, go on, off it. Off with ya, I say, go away, go away, out of here.

The crocodile left in a huff.

Captain Hook: Is he gone, Smee?

Smee: Aye, Captain, all clear. Nothin' to worry about.

Captain Hook: Oh, Smee, Smee. I can't stand it any longer. I tell you, I can't.

Smee: Now, now, now, now, Captain. Just relax. What you need is a shave. A nice soothing shave. There now. Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life A- sailing over the sea Give me a career as a... Captain, you know, I can't help noticin'... you just ain't been your usual jolly self of late. Give me a career as a buccaneer And the crew's gettin' a might uneasy, Captain.

Captain Hook: That is, what's left of it.

Smee: Now, why don't we put to sea, see? Leave Never Land. Forget Peter Pan. There now! Give me a career as a buccaneer We'd all be a lot happier, not to mention a lot healthier. Captain? Oh, dear! I never shaved him this close before. Now, don't worry, Captain. L-It must be somewhere about.

Captain Hook: Get up, you idiot!

Smee: Aye, aye, sir. Ooh! I found it, Captain. - Good as new.

Captain Hook: Why, you blithering blockhead!

Pirate: Peter Pan ahoy!

Captain Hook: What? What? Where away?

Pirate: Three points off the starboard bow!

Captain Hook: Swoggle me eyes! It is Pan! Headed this way with some more of those scurvy brats and oh no! Team Loud Phoenix Storm and those swashbuckling keyblade brats are with him! Mr Smee, pipe up the crew!

Smee: A-Aye, aye, sir. Uh, pipe up the crew. Uh, pipe up the crew. All hands on deck! (Blows Whistle) All hands on deck! (Blows Whistle) All hands on deck! (Whistle) All hands on deck! (Whistle)

Captain Hook: Look alive, you swabs! - We've got him this time, Mr Smee. - That we have, Captain. Man the Long Tom, you bilge rats! - I've waited years for this. - That's not countin' the holidays either. Double the powder and shorten the fuse! Shorten the powder and double the fuse! A pretty sight, Mr Smee. We'll pot 'em like sitting ducks.

We were on some clouds.

Captain Hook: All right, men! Range 42.

Smee: "Range 42."

Captain Hook: Elevation 65. -

Smee: Elevation 65."

Captain Hook: Three degrees west.

Smee: "Three degrees west." Steady now! Steady!

We saw Neverland.

Me: Wow! It's beautiful as I remember.

Aqua: It sure is. It's as beautiful as I remember when we were here the last time.

Wendy: Oh, Peter, it's just as I've always dreamed it would be.

Charmcaster: So this is Neverland?

Nico: It sure is.

Wendy: Oh, look, John, there's Mermaid Lagoon.

John: By Jove!

Varie: It's beautiful.

Wendy: And the Indian encampment!

Woya: Maybe some of my people live there.

Me: Maybe.

Michael: Oh, look, there's Captain Hook and the pirates.

BANG!

He fired a cannonball at us.

Me: INCOMING FIRE!

A cannonball was coming at us.

Peter: Look out!

We ducked.

Me: If it's a fight he wants it's a fight he's going to get!

Nico: Time to spill some blood!

Peter Pan: You guys can do whatever you want with Hook. But go easy on Smee, ok? He's actually a nice guy.

Scream: We weren't even planning to do anything bad to Smee to begin with.

Me: Right he's a nice guy. Peter, you go get your Lost Boys and prepare for battle.

Peter Pan: Right.

Me: Lets go! CHARGE!

Eli: CHARGE!

We flew down and Peter had his sword drawn and we went onto the ship and we landed.

Proto Man: (to Hook's Pirates) Hi. Can you tell us where the Captain's table is?

I slashed a bunch of men apart.

But then a PHANTOM HEARTLESS appeared!


The Phantom is an Emblem Heartless that can be found exclusively as a boss in Kingdom Hearts.

The Phantom wears a long, tattered, black cloak with long sleeves that gradates into a light aqua color from the waist down. It has a long, pointed hood and it doesn't seem to have a face or body of any kind. Only its clawed, five-fingered hands are visible, but even they seem to be wrapped in the cloak.

The apparent source of its power is an orb that contains its heart in the lower section of the cloak. This orb glows in a different color—red, blue, yellow, and white—depending on the type of attack it is currently vulnerable to. The orb can also disappear entirely for short periods of time. The Heartless emblem is displayed on its back.

In Kingdom Hearts Final Mix, the Phantom is largely unchanged, though its cloak is now predominantly white with black sleeves decorated by a flame-like pattern.

The Phantom is physically similar to the description of Lord Ombra (minus the heart orb) from the book Peter and the Shadow Thieves, a continuation of the Peter Pan mythos published by Disney. Lord Ombra is also a character clad in a dark cloak with seemingly nothing under it.


Shade Man: (Transylvanian Accent) Phantom Heartless? It actually looks pretty cool.

Me: Too bad we couldn't face this one in Halloween Town.

Sora then felt a familiar presence.

Sora: Kairi's Past self is here!

?: Not for long.

We turned and we saw DARK RIKU!


Kingdom Hearts

In the first Kingdom Hearts game, Riku lived on the Destiny Islands, and his best friends were Sora and Kairi. Riku was curious of what was beyond the Destiny Islands, and suggested that they build a boat and sail out to see what other worlds may be out there. Sora and Riku grew up together became best friends/rivals.

On the night they would have left, the Heartless attacked the Island, and Riku disappeared into a ball of dark energy, kidnapped by the darkness. Sora, meanwhile is whisked off to another town. In this town, Riku sees Sora with Donald and Goofy, and it doesn't take much for Maleficent to convince him that Sora had forgotten all about him for his new friends. This is all it takes for her to get Riku to join her. As the game goes on, Riku becomes more and more corrupted by the darkness, culminating in him allowing his very Heart to "become darkness" by allowing Ansem to possess him. When Sora learns of this he tries to purify Riku, but fails. At one point, Riku/Ansem is fought by Sora. In the end Sora defeats Ansem, freeing Riku and they, along with King Mickey, lock Ansem behind the door of darkness from the inside. If only Riku's troubles ended there...

Sora's Story

Sora encounters Riku in Castle Oblivion, but Riku acts like he had in the first game while under the influence of Maleficent and Ansem, and tells Sora to leave. Later on in the game, Sora said that he had promised to protect Naminé, while Riku believes that it was not Sora, but himself who made this promise. In the end, Riku discovers that he is in fact not the real Riku at all, just a copy made by Vexen. After learning this, he goes with Sora to fight Marluxia, and protects Naminé throughout the fight. Once Marluxia is defeated, the Riku Replica stays in Castle Oblivion.

Riku's Story

In Riku's story, Riku starts out in a dark void. A voice tells him to rest, but Riku refuses, and ends up in Castle Oblivion. The levels Riku goes into are mostly the same as his, however, because he rejected his friends, he can only see people who are filled with darkness. Riku can still use his dark powers, though he tries not to for most of the game. Riku fights his Replica several times, before his memories are reset and he is sent to fight Sora. Throughout the game Ansem tries to get Riku to once again embrace the darkness. Riku does embrace the darkness, however, he does not accept Ansem, and fights him. Afterwards Riku does not go back to the Destiny Islands, but instead serves DiZ.

Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days

Riku plays an important role in the game as a major character, and the final boss, though he is not usually considered as one, owing to the previous battle with Xion. There is some controversy on whether he is an anti-hero or simply an antagonist in this game. He is first seen on the bridge in Beast's Castle where he fights Xion. As a defeated Xion lies on the ground, Riku pulls off her hood and pulls up his blindfold to get a good look at her. When he sees her as Sora, he is shocked and begins asking her how she can use the Keyblade, calling it a sham and worthless. Angered, Xion demands what right he had to say such a thing and attacks him, only to be knocked down single-handedly. Riku then tells her to "find a new crowd". It can also be inferred that Riku still can't forgive himself for stepping into darkness when he told Xion, "You could say I am, the biggest nobody of them all.".

After Xion left the Organization, the two stayed away in Castle Oblivion. As Roxas and Axel continue to search for her around the worlds, they finally make contact in Twilight Town. Xion quickly takes her leave and Riku stays behind to distract them.

Xion turns into young Riku during a nightmare at Destiny Islands. While cradling Xion in his arms during her nightmare, Riku recalls his conversation with Naminé in the white room about her, discussing what has to be done for Sora to wake up. In addition to being with Xion during her nightmare, he is also in her nightmare alongside Zexion. Xion collapses in pain while hearing the hurtful and opprobrious speech Zexion gave Riku from Chain of Memories. She then turns into Roxas, Riku, and finally Sora. After Xion wakes upon Destiny Islands, she expresses her curiosity about "Sora and that girl he's always with", in which Riku tells her that Kairi is someone very special to Sora. He tells her that she is the reason Sora is unable to wake up because part of his memories are inside of her. Even though Xion is unsure of where she truly belongs and what the right choice is, Riku gives her some time to think about it. He is also seen conversing with DiZ next to the pod Sora sleeps in.

Riku is seen meeting with King Mickey in the forest outside the Old Mansion, where he has taken the form of Ansem. The King then calls the Keyblade to him, ready to fight, not knowing who he is. To let the King know it's him, Riku puts his blindfold on, which makes him return to normal, surprising the King. He informs Mickey that he will be fighting an Organization member soon, and may not survive, forcing the King to promise to protect Sora.

Riku is the final boss of the game, as the game ends with the battle between him and Roxas depicted in several scenes in Kingdom Hearts and Kingdom Hearts II, including the secret endings of Another Side, Another Story and Deep Dive. He also appears as a playable character in multiplayer mode. To unlock him, the player must play story mode up to day 171 and unlock the rank of Agent.

Kingdom Hearts II

In Kingdom Hearts II, Riku wanders the Worlds, and his appearance has changed to that of Ansem's after he willingly gave into the darkness. Riku saves Kairi in The World That Never Was. Because he has Ansem's appearance, Sora doesn't recognize him but Kairi shows him that it is Riku. Riku is able to return to his original body, and Sora asks him why he wears a blindfold, and Riku replies that he is hiding from himself. Riku discovers that his dark powers are mostly gone before the final battle.

Only Sora and Riku fight Xemnas, and by working together they are able to beat him, but by doing so they trap themselves in a void, which they escape from, only to end up in a world of complete darkness. However, Riku finds a bottle, with a message from Kairi on the dark beach, and this transports them back to the Destiny Islands, where Riku is welcomed back.


Me: Dark Riku!

Riku: I can't believe that this is the monster that I became. I was pure evil.

Dark Riku: So you all are here.

Me: Let Kairi go you bastard.

Nico: Yeah!

Dark Riku: Sorry but she is part of a greater good.

Me: Kidnapping is not for the greater good.

He then vanished in a portal of darkness.

Captain Hook: Well you all came.

Me: Captain James Hook. You're looking good since the last time we fought. Now we can finish you for good and make sure the world completely forgets you.

Nico: That's right!

Me: Where is Kairi!? Where has Dark Riku taken her!?

Captain Hook: To the ruins of Hollow Bastion, where Maleficent resides. But you won't be getting there.

Captain Hook shows a lantern with Tinker Bell imprisoned in it. Sora's group was shocked.

Me: You heartless bastard!

Captain Hook: Unless you intend to leave your little pixie friend behind?

Sora: No...

Sora's Keyblade disappears. Sora's group was surrounded by the Heartless.

Captain Hook: Hand over the Keyblade and I'll spare your lives. Be glad I'm merciful, unlike the Heartless. So, which will it be? The Keyblade, or the plank?

Me: How about option three: We kill you!

Nico: (to Captain Hook) We don't have a choice, do we?

Captain Hook: No. You don't.

Nico: Fine. You win. (holds up hands in surrender)

Peter Pan then gets behind Hook and grabs the lantern with Tink in it as he flies.

Captain Hook: What the!?

Me: Nice save Peter!

Peter Pan: Thanks J.D.

Me: You're welcome.

Captain Hook: I HATE YOU PAN!

His green aura flared up with incredible power!

Peter Pan: Whoa! That was intense!

Me: It's what happens when someone shows incredible hatred towards us. You want the Keyblade, Hook? You can take it when you pry it off of my cold fucking dead body!

Hook: With pleasure! (Unsheathes his sword)

Captain Hook charged at me and I dodged his strike and then he slashed my face with his hook and left a nasty cut on the right side of my face!

Me: (Screams in pain!)

I had blood pouring down my face and then Hook saw his hook melt off because of my blood!

Hook: What the fuck are you!?

Me: Your worse fucking nightmare!

I kicked him in the face and sent him crashing into the deck of the ship.

But then another heartless came out and it was ANTI-SORA - SORA'S EVIL TWIN!


Anti-Sora is a shadowy doppelganger of Sora, acting as a powerful boss in the Kingdom Hearts video game.

Anti-Sora can teleport in and out of shadows, duplicate itself and attack in a similar manner to Sora himself and comes with a considerable amount of health and attack power: like many doppelgangers Anti-Sora doesn't talk and is devoid of emotion, seeking only to destroy Sora and take his place.

Kingdom Hearts

When Sora encounters Riku on Captain Hook's ship, Riku reveals that he now has control over the Heartless. To prove it, he creates a Heartless replica of Sora before his eyes, and it throws them into the ship's brig. As Sora fights his way back to the ship's deck, he encounters many of these Shadow Soras, which only he can defeat.

However, the replicas have no weapons and often vanish before he can even attack them. Once Sora reaches the Captain's Cabin, Riku creates a more complete replica of Sora, this one able to wield a shadowy Keyblade. After being defeated, it fades back into darkness.


Sora: Anti-Sora!

Guts Man: Great! Now we have to deal with Anti-Sora as well!?

I fired blasts of energy and destroyed both Anti-Sora and the Phantom Heartless and obliterated them and we absorbed their negative energy and we received a massive power boost.

But then Number 7, Leonard the Pig King, Evil Green Ranger, Roquefort, Beautiful Gorgeous, and Atomic Skull appeared.

Me: Number 7, Leonard the Pig King, Evil Green Ranger, Roquefort, Beautiful Gorgeous, and Atomic Skull.

Evil Green Ranger: It's gonna be fun here.

Beautiful Gorgeous: I used to read all about Peter Pan all the time when I was a little girl and I loved the story.

Me: I think all of us do.

Roquefort: Don't worry. My Cheese Ninjas and Stickybeard's Candy Pirates will hold off Hook's pirates while we have our usual battles.

William: Hold them off? They'll fucking slaughter them.

Atomic Skull: And we've got good news. The others managed to recruit Weather Wizard, Villaman, and Wolf O'Donnell.

Evil Green Ranger: Right now, they're looking for Beetle and Cad Bane.

Me: Sweet! Glad you guys are looking for more recruits.

?: Lets bring the 4th down to them!

A figure came out and it was CENTIBACK from episode 123 of Mighty Morphin!


Centiback is a football player centipede monster. When Finster was making a mold for a centipede, an American football was accidentally mixed in and Centiback was created. Centiback subsequently turned Rito, Rocky's friend Alan, his uncle Joe, Bulk and Skull and his ranger teammates into American footballs. Using baskets that Alpha 5 had created, Ninjor and Rocky were able to 'reprogram' the explosive American footballs that triggered Centiback's attack to turn his victims back to normal and destroyed the monster with Ninja Megazord.


Rocky DeSantis: Centiback!

Centiback: Been a while rangers.

Me: I remember you! You turned all of Rocky's Friends and the entire football team, Bulk and Skull and the rest of the rangers into footballs and planted bombs all over the city.

Centiback: That's right. Good memory on you. Mistress Vypra was right about you J.D.

Me: Nice to know that I have made an impression.

Centiback just turned one of Hook's pirates into a football.

Rocky: Ok. That's one of the few times where we don't restore a victim of a monster's powers.

Centiback saw other pirates running at us, looks at the pirate turned football, and gets an idea.

Centiback: (to me) J.D., you know how to play Football, right?

Me: I sure do.

Centiback: Cool! Kick this.

Me: I think I see what you are gonna do.

He threw a football and I kicked it and it slammed into a pirate and he exploded in a massive pile of blood and guts.

Centiback: Nice kick!

Nico: Yeah!

Then Centiback tried to turn Hook into a football but he pulled one of his Pirates in front of the blast and he got turned into a football instead!

Maria: Did Hook just use one of his own pirates as a human shield?

Centiback: (glares at Hook) Hey! I did some pretty messed up things when I first fought the Rangers. But what you just did was pretty low!

Me: Very low! He has no honor at all!

Troy: Time for Hook to walk the plank!

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Samurai!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Samurai Rangers.

Evil Green Ranger: Lets ALL take these cretins down for good!

Me: Lets!

Nico: Yeah!

Me: BANGARAAAAAANG!

The Lost Boys then came swinging in and the war for Neverland was on!

Captain Hook had Smee come.

Captain Hook: Call out the village Militia! We need Every Last Man!

I slashed a Pirate's head off and blood splattered everywhere. Smee rang a bell.

Smee: If there's anybody not fighting get here quick!

All the pirates came.

We had our swords ready and more!

Peter Pan: FORM RANKS!

Captain Hook: FORM RANKS!

We were ready for some serious action!

Peter Pan: Get ready to show them the white light we made them boys!

Me: And get ready for a battle of pirates lads!

Jack Sparrow: This is gonna be good lads!

Captain Hook: REMEMBER THE FIRES FROM HELL THAT FORGED YOU! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGEEEEEEE!

The pirates all came at us!

Me and Peter Pan: NOW!

We then shined white lights in the pirates faces and blinded them!

Me: We'll show you who's chicken!

Peter Pan: Watch this!

We fired egg cannons at the pirates and Nico fired blasts of fire at the pirates and incinerated them all over.

Me: ATTACK!

We went at the pirates and blood and guts were flying all over the place with incredible fury and it was a gruesome scene of carnage! I stabbed a pirate in his stomach and disemboweled him and then pulled out his intestines and tied them into a lasso and threw it and tied a pirate up and threw him into Nico's sword and Nico stabbed said pirate in the back and the pirate's heart was on the tip of his sword.

Nico: EW!

Vince: Nice move J.D.

Me: Thanks Partner.

I headbutt a bunch of pirates and Lincoln slashed their throats and blood squirted out everywhere and Aqua and Lincoln fired blasts of lightning and electrocuted many pirates all over and Eli grabbed a Pirate's throat and ripped out half of his neck and then Nico grabbed a pirate and ripped his head off with his bare hands and slashed a pirate's stomach open and then he ripped out his stomach and May froze numerous pirates and shattered them into a million pieces and Edwayl formed a hammer and smashed a bunch of pirates skulls in and their brain matter went flying all over the place and I grabbed a pirate and slashed his throat and Hunter slashed a pirate's arm off with his sword and fired blasts of fire and burned him all over and Lincoln, Laney and Lola fired blasts of fire and incinerated numerous pirates all over the place. Then Wendy went into her Keyblader form and she slashed numerous pirates all over and blew them apart with star magic and fairy magic and more and Nunnally hacked a bunch of pirates with a deadly axe and chopped their heads off. Stickybeard, Roquefort and Jack Sparrow sent their pirates, cheese ninjas and candy pirates and they slashed, blasted and hacked numerous pirates all over the place with indiscriminate fury at an incomprehensible level. I then take my sword and cleaved a pirate in half in a vertical line and split him in half. Eli then slashed 3 pirates heads off and blood splattered all over the place with incredible force and the Evil Green Ranger blasted the Pirates all over with energy blasts and slashed them all over with his Sword of Darkness and splattered their organs and limbs all over the place and Edwayl and Fletcher slashed and hacked numerous pirates all over. Blood and limbs and organs were flying ferociously as we were tearing the pirates apart. Luan called out her Claymore and smashed the pirates heads in and splattered their brains and eyes out and Carol slashed and incinerated numerous pirates all over with atomic energy and Vince, Nuova Shenron and Naruto blasted and slashed them all over with Crystals, fire and wind and shredded them into nothing. Lynn fired globs of lava and incinerated many pirates into nothing and Leonard sent his pig army and they slashed and blasted many pirates all over with dynamite and makeshift weapons. Sheila the Thief went invisible with her cloak and slashed numerous pirates all over the place and Number 7 blasted the pirates all over the place with lasers and missiles and blew them to pieces. Sparks were flying all over and setting much of the ship on fire and Zuko and Azula, Torch Man, Fire Man and Flame Man were burning and incinerating pirates all over the place with incredible fury. Mudeenu, Kamengareth, Aimukk, Viqtarr, and Ere were blasting and slashing the pirates all over the place with incredible fury and more and Mary Jane, Scream and Toxin blasted a bunch of pirates all over with Symbiote matter and slashing them apart. Lori, Arpeggio and Teresa slashed and shredded numerous pirates all over with wind and sonic blasts and shredded them into nothing. Edzilla, Stone Man and Guts Man smashed and pulverized and crushed numerous pirates all over the place. Raven, Shade Man and Bright Man blasted numerous pirates with light and darkness blasts and more. Rita Loud, Stormy Weather and Proto Man blasted numerous pirates all over with lightning and energy and incinerated them all over the place with incredible fury. Maggie, Charmcaster and Huntsgirl blasted numerous pirates all over with incredible blasts of darkness and magic and destroyed them all over the place. The Samurai Rangers were blasting and slashing the pirates all over the place with incredible power and more and slashing them with indiscriminate fury and shredding them all over.

Motormaster and Turbo Man used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Motormaster's Atom Smasher Cannon and Turbo Man's Crash Drive 100-fold.

Rodimus Prime used the Autobot Cyber Planet Key and Juniper Lee used the Gigantion Cyber Planet Key. They enhanced Rodimus Prime's Photon Eliminator and Juniper Lee's powers and strength 100-fold.

Motormaster and Turbo Man: TURBO ATOMIC SMASHBLAST!

Motormaster fired an Atom Smasher Blast and Turbo Man fired his Crash Drive.

Rodimus Prime and Juniper Lee: LIGHTNING SPIRIT MEGAPUNCH!

Rodimus Prim fired a blast of Photon Energy and it merged with Juniper Lee's punch.

Boomer and Scream: SCREAMING DYNAMITE SPEARSTORM!

Triggerhappy and Toxin: GOLD COIN AXESLASH STORM!

Drobot and Arpeggio: CYBERNETIC LASER FEATHER FIRESTORM!

Drill Sergeant and Teresa: SONIC DRILL MEGA BARRAGE!

Bouncer and Stone Man: STONE MISSILE FIRESTORM!

Sprocket and Guts Man: SMASHING STONE WRENCH PULVERIZER!

Spy Rise and Shade Man: OMEGA LASER DARKSTORM!

Magna Charge and Bright Man: BRIGHT MAGNETIC BLAST!

Wind Up and Charmcaster: SPINNING MAGIC STRIKE!

Countdown and Huntsgirl: BOMB BARRAGE DRAGON HUNT!

Gearshift and Stormy Weather: GEARS OF LIGHTNING!

Jawbreaker and Proto Man: FISTS OF ATOMIC BLASTS!

Chopper and Evil Green Ranger: DINOSAUR MISSILE GREENBLAST!

Treadhead and Roquefort: TREADING CHEESE SUPERBLAST!

High Volt and Beautiful Gorgeous: LIGHTNING GORGEOUS BLAST!

Chain Reaction and Leonard: STORM STRIKE PIG STAMPEDE!

Dr. Krankcase and Atomic Skull: ATOMIC SLUDGE DELUGE!

Dr. Neo Cortex and Number 7: SMASHING MISSILE LASERSTORM!

Ro-Bow and Applejack: SMASHING EYE MEGABLAST!

Brawlrus and Eli: WALRUS SMASH SLASHSTORM!

Bruiser Cruiser and Jack Sparrow: BRUISING PIRATE SLASHER!

Shrednaught and Nico: SHREDDING FIRESTORM BLAST!

Mab Lobs and Ed Cowart: MIRROR LIGHTNING MEGABLAST!

Trolling Thunder and Fiona: LIGHTNING BLASTER BARRAGE!

We fired massive waves of energy and elemental energy blasts and gear blasts and more and we obliterated many pirates all over the place with incredible fury.

Eli then did a call and he called forth mermaids from the Dark Side of the Legend and they ate the pirates and killed them.

Me: Nice one bro.

Eli: Thanks. I befriended some mermaids from the dark side of the legend.

Me: Good move on you.

Once we killed all of Hook's crew and all the pirates, we were facing Captain Hook himself. We spared Smee.

Me: Now it's just you and us Hook.

Applejack: (to Hook) Partner, you're one mean pirate!

Applejack had a sword of leaves ready and she was ready for a nasty fight.

Me: For over 300 years you have lived. Now you will pay for your crimes both here in Neverland and on Earth.

Applejack: I'll rough him up first and then you guys come in for the kill.

Apple Bloom: Show no mercy sis.

Applejack: I won't.

Captain Hook was ready for action as he unsheathed his sword and Applejack and Hook clashed their swords and massive blasts of fire exploded out of two clashes and Applejack flipped back.

Me: Here we go guys.

Applejack: This is gonna be good.

Captain Hook: It's Peter Pan that I want.

Applejack: If you want him you'll have to go through me you fucking sidewinder.

Captain Hook: Then prepare to die.

Applejack: I don't die that easily because I have friendship on my side.

Captain Hook: You will see your friends when you die and I kill them.

Applejack and Captain Hook then clashed powerfully and lightning of light and darkness and sparks were flying as they clashed and they were really going at each other and setting the Pirate village on fire.

Applejack: You will pay for your crimes you old codfish.

Me: Get ready to finish him.

Apple Bloom: Let's pour ketchup on Hook before feeding him to the crocodile.

Me: And we'll add barbecue sauce and mustard as well.

Applejack then kicked Hook.

Hook: You bitch!

She grabbed him by his melted hook and we all held up ticking alarm clocks!

Hook: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Applejack: Boy howdy! Tick tock tick tock tick tock! Hook's afraid of a load of crock.

Me: He's afraid of time ticking away!

They resumed their clash and Applejack kicked him in the face and knocked him down.

Applejack: Now! ORCHARD STYLE NINJA ART: APPLES!

Apple Bloom: ORCHARD STYLE NINJA ART: PEARS!

Eli: PIRATE STYLE NINJA ART: JACK AND THE NEVERLAND PIRATES!

Wendy: ORCHARD STYLE NINJA ART: MANGOES!

Jack Sparrow: PIRATE STYLE NINJA ART: BLACK PEARL PIRATES!

Sora: PIRATE STYLE NINJA ART: STRAW HAT PIRATES!

Kairi: PIRATE STYLE NINJA ART: WHITEBEARD PIRATES!

Aqua: PIRATE STYLE NINJA ART: WHITEBEARD PIRATES!

Aqua: PIRATE STYLE NINJA ART: LONG JOHN SILVER!

Ventus: PIRATE STYLE NINJA ART: CAPTAIN FLINT!

Riku: PIRATE STYLE NINJA ART: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN!

Me: FRUIT STYLE NINJA ART: PINEAPPLES!

We fired energy blasts and waves of fruit and we also formed the waves of energy and they formed into pirates and they cut up and blasted Hook all over.

Me: Time for this Pirate to go to Davy Jones Locker!

Tink: Lets get him!

Applejack, Apple Bloom, Wendy, Jack Sparrow, Tink, Peter Pan and Eli: NEVERLAND SUPER FANTASY BLAST!

They fired blasts of energy and it formed into the creatures of Neverland and the blast hit Hook and knocked him down.

Kairi then stabbed Hook in his Black Heart and we poured Ketchup, Mustard and Barbecue Sauce and then we heard a clock ticking and we saw Tick Tock the Crocodile.

He licked his mouth as we presented a dish made just for him.

Me: Dinner is served.

We made for him Fricasseed Captain Hook a-la-mode!

Captain Hook was served on a giant dinner dish and he had an apple in his mouth and he was covered in herbs and spices and an apple was in his mouth and he had turkey gloves on his feet and he was covered in barbecue sauce, ketchup and mustard. Tick Tock came on shore and he put a napkin on around his neck and he took the plate and put Hook in his mouth and chewed him up and ate him.

Tick Tock: BBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP!

Me: He really loved it.

Laney: Excuse you.

Tick Tock was stuffed.

Lola: That is one stuffed crocodile.

Me: And for dessert.

We rounded up the limbs of his crew minus Smee and served them to him and he was really stuffed.

He shook my hand and went back into the water.

Me: Good riddance to that freak.

Then Hook's evil spirit appeared.

Me: You and your crew are never gonna be welcome in Neverland again. (Holds hand out) HAKAI!

Hook and his evil crew minus Smee were banished into the Warp for all eternity.

We all cheered.

Leonard: This was so much fun!

Evil Green Ranger: I think we'll call these our usual battles for the day.

Me: I was just about to say that.

Number 7: I assume you know what's next, right?

Sora: We know. Hollow Bastion.

Nico: We'll still have our usual battles. But they'll be in the backyard before we go to Hollow Bastion.

Leonard the Pig King: I think that's a wise decision.

Beautiful Gorgeous: So why do I get a bad feeling on what's waiting for us there?

Me: Because Dark Riku told Maleficent about us and now she knows we're coming.

Applejack: But we'll be ready for her.

Lincoln: Yep.

Lola: Get ready Maleficent. We're coming for you.

Me: Lets go home and rest.

Applejack: (To the viewers) We're gonna have one amazing battle next and we have to be ready for anything. So get ready for an awesome show tomorrow.

Me: Yep.

We went back home and Mary Darling now lives with us away from her insane husband.

To Be Continued...


Part 9 done.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Get ready for the epic grand finale of the saga as we head out for the dark temple of Hollow Bastion and rescue Kairi's young self and destroy the Door to Darkness and we're going to face the 4 most dangerous villains in all of the 1st Game of Kingdom Hearts:

Maleficent 1959
Dark Riku
Chernabog
and World of Chaos!

See you all tomorrow