It was October 10th, 2020 and we were over at an awesome place called Goofy Elephant's Ice Cream Party Ship, the Land Version of Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat and we were there to celebrate Naruto's birthday.

Me: Happy Birthday bro.

Naruto: Thanks guys.

Qin: So you're 19 now Naruto. How does it feel to be like this?

Naruto: Awesome.

Sakura Haruno: You said it Naruto.

Fu: We're all happy for you.

Junk Man: Nothing like ice cream in a birthday party.

Me: You said it Junk Man.

Kushina: My little boy is not a boy anymore. He's now a man.

Laney: He will always be your little boy Kushina.

Kushina: That's true.

Aquata: Are you enjoying your birthday. Naruto?

Naruto: I sure am. It's awesome. Thanks guys.

Me: Anytime bro.

Horsea, Manaphy, Poliwag and Poromon were having really good ice cream. They were having Triple Lingonberry Sunrise Sundaes. They looked like delicious purple berry sundaes with bananas and berries on it.

Poromon: [Admiring it] Ooohhh!

[The quartet gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter and all 4 of them burping after they are done]

Poliwag: Boy those are delicious!

Horsea: Yeah!

Poromon: They sure are really good.

May: Manaphy, are you sure you, Poromon, Horsea, and Poliwag should be eating that fast?

Demolishor: Relax, May. What's the worse that can happen?

Poromon: Waiter, let's get another round over here. [then the waiter gives them 4 more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter] Oh, Mr. Waiter. 4 more, please. [Then the waiter gives them 4 more]

All 4: Whooooo! [they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter]

Horsea: Waiter. [Then they eat 4 more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Poromon and Horsea finishing their ice cream] Oh, waiter. [singsong] Waiter. [slurring] Wai-toor. [yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways] Waiter!

Waiter: [puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae] Why do I always get the nuts?

Horsea: [Up on stage holding a lollipop] All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: [The viewers sees Poromon, Poliwag and Manaphy and the Goofy Elephant up on stage, too] Poromon, Manaphy, Poliwag and this big Elephant guy. It's a little ditty called...

All: "Waaaaaiiittteeeeer!"

Blurr: (sees the drunk Horsea, Poliwag, Manaphy, and Poromon) Are you kidding me?!

Horsea: (Slurred speech) You shut up Robot breath! (Slaps Blurr in the face)

Maria: Horsea are you drunk again!?

SpongeBob: This is not caused by Alcohol. This is an ice cream headache that's making her look drunk.

Blurr: Thank goodness I can't feel that.

Manaphy then walked up to Nico.

Nico: (Screams like a little girl) YEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

Manaphy: (Slurred Speech) You shut up Nico!

She gave him an atomic wedgie and releases flatulence in his face.

FFFFAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTT!

Nico vomited his guts out.

Lola: Are they really drunk!?

Maria: From Eating ice cream too fast. This is an ice cream headache that is making them look drunk.

Lily: SpongeBob told me about this. He and Patrick went to the Goofy Goober Ice Cream Boat and ate so many Triple Gooberberry Sunrise sundaes that they looked like they were drunk as loons.

SpongeBob: It's true guys.

Me: We have to stop this.

I snapped my fingers and returned them back to normal and the 4 of them had a nasty cold brain freeze headache as big and cold as Alaska.

Horsea: (Groans) My head!

Manaphy: That was so cold!

Poromon: What happened?

Me: You 4 made fools of yourselves after gorging down lots of ice cream way too fast.

Lily: You got a massive ice cream headache that made you look like you were drunk after you had 40 beers.

Poromon: Is that even possible?

Lily: SpongeBob and Patrick had this happen to them.

Barney Gumble: I didn't know it was possible to get drunk from ice cream until I saw it happen. (Belch)

Homer: Guess you learn something new every day.

Lisa Loud: Indeed you do.

Me: Yep.

Naruto: But this was the best birthday ever. Thanks guys.

Qin: You're welcome Naruto. How come you didn't like your birthday before?

Aqua: It's because of Naruto's dark past.

Qin: Oh right his status as a Jinchuriki. Those fuckers on the Leaf Council and the councils of the villages ruin their lives and take away what they love and value most.

Sunset Shimmer: You got that right Qin.

Laney: Corruption and treachery can ruin everything.

Kushina: Yes it can ya know. I'm glad we got rid of those councils when we did.

Me: You got that right Kushina. They needed to be stopped and they have taken too much power away from the 5 Kage.

Lincoln: Agreed.

Lily: Yep.

Me: Yep. Hey Applejack, how did you and everyone get all your Cutie Marks?

Lana: I'm really curious about that.

Lincoln: Me too.

Applejack: Oh that's right we haven't told y'all that. Well it's interesting. Why, shoot. I was just a little filly. Even littler than Apple Bloom or her friends...

FLASHBACK 1

Applejack: [voiceover] I didn't want to spend my life on a muddy old apple farm. I wanted to live the sophisticated life, like my Aunt n' Uncle Orange. So I set out to try my luck in the big city, Manehattan! The most cosmopolitan city in all of Equestria.

Count Caesar: Hey! Outta the way, you rube!

Applejack: [voiceover] I knew I'd find out who I was meant to be in Manehattan.

She went up to a door in an apartment.

[knocking]

Young Applejack: Aunt Orange! Uncle Orange! Thank y'all so much for lettin' me stay!

Aunt Orange: (Posh Accent) "Y'all". [laughs] Isn't she just the living end?

Uncle Orange: (Posh Accent) [chuckle] How quaint.

Aunt Orange: Don't worry. We'll have you acting like a true Manehattanite in no time.

Tall Order: And how are you finding good old Manehattan?

Young Applejack: (Posh Accent) Oh, it's simply divine.

Aunt Orange: Very well said, my dear.

Young Applejack: Although, I must admit the city noise took some getting used to. Where I'm from, nights are so quiet, you seldom hear a peep until the roosters wake you.

Dane Tee Dove: The... what?

Tall Order: I say, my dear, what in the world is a "rooster"?

Young Applejack: [voiceover] What's he talking about? What do I say? I don't wanna look like a fool.

[bell rings]

Pony: Dinner is served.

Young Applejack: Thank goodness. Being a city pony's hard work. I'm so hungry I could eat a...

Young Applejack: Cock-a-doodle-doo... Oh, I wonder what Granny Smith and Big McIntosh are up to. I bet they're applebuckin' their way through the Red Delicious trees. Oh, what I wouldn't give for just one bite...

Applejack: [voiceover] I never felt so homesick in all my days as I did right then.

[explosion]

She saw a rainbow and it was beautiful.

Applejack: [voiceover] It was amazin'! A rainbow pointin' right back to... home. In that moment, it all became clear. I knew right then just who I was supposed to be. That's when this here appeared.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Applejack: I've been happily workin' in the farm ever since.

Me: Wow. That's amazing.

Rainbow Dash: It sure is.

Fluttershy: My Cutie Mark wouldn't have appeared it weren't for Rainbow Dash.

Lana: Really?

Lola: Rainbow Dash got you your cutie mark?

Fluttershy: Oh yes. It all started at Summer Flight Camp.

FLASHBACK 2

Fluttershy: [voiceover] You'd never guess, but when I was little I was very shy. And a very weak flyer.

Young Fluttershy: [yelping]

Young "Dumb-Bell": [laughter] Nice going, "Klutzershy"! They oughtta ground you permanently.

Young Hoops: Ha! My baby brother can fly better than you!

Fluttershy: [voiceover] It was the most humiliating moment of my life. And then, out of nowhere...

Young Rainbow Dash: Leave her alone!

Young Hoops: Ooh, what are you gonna do, "Rainbow Crash"?

Young Rainbow Dash: Keep making fun of her and find out!

Young "Dumb-Bell": You think you're such a big shot? Why don't you prove it?

Young Rainbow Dash: Whaddya have in mind?

Young Hoops: You're going down!

Young Rainbow Dash: In history, maybe. See you boys at the finish line!

Young Fluttershy: [yelps] [screams]

Young Fluttershy: [screaming] Huh?

Fluttershy: [voiceover] I had never seen such beautiful creatures. Butterflies don't fly as high as my cloud home. And I'd never been near the ground before.

[Young Fluttershy]

What is this place

Filled with so many wonders?

Casting its spell

That I am now under

Squirrels in the trees

And the cute little bunnies

Birds flying free

And bees with their honey

Hooooonneeeeeeey!

Oooh, what a magical place

And I owe it all to the Pegasus race

If I knew the ground had so much up its sleeve

I'd have come here sooner, and never leave

Yes, I love ev-er-ythiiiiing!

[explosion]

[hysterical animal sounds]

Young Fluttershy: Shhh. It's okay. You can come out. Everything's okay. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Fluttershy: [voiceover] Somehow I had the ability to communicate with the animals on a different level.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Lynn: Wait, wait, wait. What happened to Rainbow Dash? What about the race?

Fluttershy: Oh. Well, I wasn't there, so I don't really know what happened.

Rainbow Dash: You'll find out about that when it's my turn.

Lincoln: Okay.

Rarity: My story is interesting. For a long time I didn't have my Cutie Mark. For the longest time I couldn't figure out why I didn't have mine.

FLASHBACK 3

[music]

Rarity made amazing and cute costumes for a play that was going on. She made one for a bowl of fruit, a flower, a slice of cake, scarecrow and another flower with a bee in it.

Rarity's teacher: Well done, Rarity. Your costumes are very nice.

Young Rarity: Nice?! They need to be spectacular! And the performance is tomorrow!

Rarity: [voiceover] I tried every trick I could think of, but nothing seemed to work. The costumes just weren't right, and the play opened that night.

Young Rarity: Maybe I'm not meant to be a fashionista after all... Aah! What's going on?!

Rarity: [voiceover] I had no idea where my horn was taking me. But unicorn magic doesn't happen without a reason. I knew this had to do with my love of fashion and maybe even my cutie mark! I knew that this was... My destiny!

Young Rarity: A rock?! That's my destiny?! What is your problem, horn? I followed you all the way out here for a rock?! [groans] Dumb rock!

[explosion]

Young Rarity: [scream]

[rock cracks]

The rock split open and inside it was a beautiful treasure trove of jewels and they were perfect.

Young Rarity: Ooh!

[music]

[ponies awing]

The costumes were made more stunning than ever and they now had been sequined with all the jewels and were more dazzling than ever before.

Rarity got her Cutie Mark as a result and it was the 3 diamonds.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Me: Wow! So that's how you know how to make jewel encrusted clothes.

Leni: Which are so totes amazing.

Rarity: Thank you so much Leni and yes that is right.

Laney: I really like your clothes Rarity. You have a great gift.

Twilight Sparkle: My story is a good one.

Luan: Lets hear about you Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle: As a young filly in Canterlot, I always wanted to go to the Summer Sun Celebration, where Princess Celestia raises the sun.

FLASHBACK 4

Twilight Sparkle: [voiceover] And I saw the most amazing, most wonderful thing I've ever seen.

[trumpet fanfare]

Princess Celestia came and raised the Sun and it was so beautiful.

[ponies awing and cheering]

Twilight Sparkle: [voiceover] I poured myself into learning everything I could about magic.

Young Twilight Sparkle: [grunting] [gasp]

Twilight Sparkle: [voiceover] My parents decided to enroll me in Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns. It was a dream come true! Except for one thing... I had to pass an entrance exam!

Crystal Clear: Well, Miss Sparkle?

Young Twilight Sparkle: [nervous laughter]

Crystal Clear: Well, Miss Sparkle?

Arpeggio: [cough]

Young Twilight Sparkle: [groaning]

Top Marks: [yawn]

Crystal Clear: We don't have all day.

Twilight Sparkle: [voiceover] I knew it was the most important day of my life, that my entire future would be affected by the outcome of this day and I was about to blow it!

Young Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry I wasted your time.

[explosion]

Young Twilight Sparkle: Aah!

[magic surging]

She accidentally lifted the judges and turned her parents into plants and then Princess Celestia came and Twilight

Princess Celestia: Twilight Sparkle.

Young Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean...

Princess Celestia: You have a very special gift. I don't think I've ever come across a unicorn with your raw abilities.

Young Twilight Sparkle: Huh?

Princess Celestia: But you need to learn to tame these abilities through focused study.

Young Twilight Sparkle: Huh?!

Princess Celestia: Twilight Sparkle, I'd like to make you my own personal protégé here at the school.

Young Twilight Sparkle: Huh?!

Princess Celestia: Well?

Young Twilight Sparkle: Yes!

Princess Celestia: One other thing, Twilight.

Young Twilight Sparkle: More? My cutie mark! Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes...

FLASHBACK ENDS

Twilight Sparkle: ...yesyesyesyes...

Me: Okay settle down Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle: (Calms down) Right sorry.

Pinkie Pie: Here is my awesome story. It's one that was different.

FLASHBACK 5

Pinkie Pie: [voiceover] My sisters and I were raised on a rock farm outside of Ponyville. We spent our days working the fields. There was no talking. There was no smiling. [sigh] There were only rocks.

[bell ringing]

Pinkie Pie: We were in the south field, preparing to rotate the rocks to the east field, when all of a sudden...

[explosion]

[wind whistling]

Pinkie Pie: [voiceover] I'd never felt joy like that before! It felt so good I just wanted to keep smiling forever! And I wanted everyone I knew to smile too, but rainbows don't come along that often. I wondered, how else could I create some smiles?

[rooster crows]

Igneous Rock Pie: We better harvest the rocks from the south field.

[muffled music]

Cloudy Quartz: Pinkamena Diane Pie! Is that you?

Young Pinkie Pie: Mom! I need you and dad and the sisters to come in. Quick!

[door creaks open]

Young Pinkie Pie: Surprise! You like it? It's called... a party!

[party tweeter]

Young Pinkie Pie: Oh. You don't like it. [gasp] You like it! I'm so happy!

FLASHBACK ENDS

Pinkie Pie: And that's how Equestria was made!

Scootaloo: Wha... huh?

Me: HUH?

Pinkie Pie: Oh sorry I meant to say that that was how I got Cutie Mark.

Lincoln: That's all right.

Rainbow Dash: But here is my story and it is awesome.

Lynn: Lets hear what you have Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: It all happened during the race at Flight Camp...

FLASHBACK 6

Rainbow Dash: [voiceover] ...where I stood alone against all odds to defend Fluttershy's honor.

Young Fluttershy: [yelps]

She fell from the clouds.

Rainbow Dash: [voiceover] I've never flown like that before! That freedom was unlike anything I've ever felt! The speed, the adrenaline, the wind in my mane... I liked it... a lot!

Young Rainbow Dash: Ow!

Young Hoops: Ha! Later, Rainbow Crash!

Young Rainbow Dash: Hey!

Rainbow Dash: [voiceover] Turns out the only thing I liked more than flying fast... was winning!

[explosion]

She released a massive explosion of rainbow fire and it was incredible as she had a rainbow trail form as she flew.

Rainbow Dash: [voiceover] Most people thought that the sonic rainboom was just an old mare's tale. But that day... The day I discovered racing... I proved that the legends were true. I made the impossible happen!

[Pegasi cheering]

FLASHBACK ENDS

Rainbow Dash: And that, little ones, is how you earn a cutie mark.

Cutie Mark Crusaders: Whooooaaaa...

Me: Unbelievable.

Fluttershy: Wait a second. I heard that explosion. And I saw the rainbow too. Rainbow Dash, if you hadn't scared the animals, I never would have learned I could communicate with them and gotten my cutie mark.

Pinkie Pie: I heard that boom! And right afterwards, there was this amazing rainbow that taught me to smile.

Applejack: When I got my cutie mark, I saw a rainbow that pointed me home. I bet it was your sonic rainboom!

Rarity: There was an explosion I could never explain when I got my cutie mark.

Twilight Sparkle: This is uncanny! If that explosion didn't happen when it did, I would have blown my entrance exam. Rainbow Dash, I think you helped me earn my cutie mark too!

Rainbow Dash: Whoa!

Me: That is incredibly coincidental.

Naruto: It sure is.

Lincoln: Yeah. It's like you all have had bonds ever since even before you all met.

Lori: That is literally something.

Me: It sure is.

Varie: That sure is amazing.

Linka: It sure is.

Nico: But bonds and friendship all work in mysterious ways.

Starlight Glimmer: They sure do.

Wallflower: Most absolutely.

Princess Cadance: It sure does. And me and Twilight have been very close since she was a little foal and I was her foalsitter long ago.

Lola: That's amazing Princess Cadance.

Princess Cadance: It sure is.

We had a great time for Naruto's birthday.


Later we were over in Africa and we were over in the jungles of the Bukuvu Region near Mbewbwe and it was a beautiful jungle.

Rhino: Here we are in another jungle.

Me: We've been to the jungles of Africa several times actually. These are the jungles of the Bukuvu region.

Lincoln: It's beautiful here.

Nicole: It sure is.

Wallflower: It sure is beautiful here. I would love learning so much about the plants and flowers here.

Laney: Me too.

Nico: So why are we here?

Me: We're here to find George of the Jungle. He is a missing man that survived a plane crash years ago and has been living out here in the Jungle ever since.

Lana: Oh wow! It must be another George of the Jungle. This is gonna be awesome.

Lily: It sure is.

Wallflower: I love George of the Jungle! He was awesome.

Lincoln: Me too. He was an old cartoon from 1967 and he was awesome.

Laney: He is awesome and I love all the versions of George of The Jungle and he is funny. Especially when he crashes into trees like he does.

Nico: I can't believe he is that tough. Usually when you smash head on into a tree like that you get a nasty concussion or get killed like that.

Lana: George must have a head of iron if he can handle crashing into trees like that.

Lola: No kidding.

Wallflower: Yeah. But it's amazing that George is that tough.

Lana: I love his talking gorilla Ape.

Nico: That is so cool and he has an elephant that is like his dog named Shep.

Lincoln: And his wife Ursula is a Scientist.

Nicole: And Magnolia is a smart fashionista like Leni.

Leni: I can't wait to see what she can do.

Me: We're almost there guys.

We were almost to George's house.

Me: Hey Tshibangu you want to hear something funny?

Tshibangu: (Congo accent) Sure.

Me: (Speaking Swahili) Nisamehe wasichana. Najua unahisi baharia hapa juu sasa. Lakini ikiwa utaniruhusu niagize bakuli la utaftaji wa kukaanga ... Sote tunaweza kuwa na ndui kesho asubuhi. (Pardon me girls. I know you're feeling sailor up here about now. But if you would just let me order a bowl of fried clams... We all can have smallpox tomorrow morning.)

Tshibangu laughed hysterically at what I said and it was so funny!

Laney: (Laughs Hysterically)

Lola: That is funny!

Qin: What was that language you spoke in?

Me: That was Swahili. It's the native language of Africa here.

Nico: That was funny what you said. Whatever it was you said must've been really funny!

Laney: He said Pardon me girls. I know you're feeling sailor up here about now. But if you would just let me order a bowl of fried clams... We all can have smallpox tomorrow morning.

Everyone laughed hysterically.

Lincoln: (Laughs hysterically) So funny!

Vambre: (British Accent) (Laughs hysterically) That was funny!

Prohyas: It sure was.

Then we heard a lion roar and a lion came out!

Me: A lion!

Eli: Simba?

Me: That's not Simba. That's a different lion.

Then we heard a Tarzan Yell.

We saw a man swing in on a vine and then he went past us and he crashed head on into a tree!

CRASH!

Me: Oooh!

Nico: Yikes.

That man was none other than GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE!

Me: There he is.

George came down and he saw us.

Apple Bloom: He sure is funny.

Lincoln: He cracks me up.

Me: He sure does.

George came up to us.

George: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Nico: It's a pleasure to meet you George.

George: George happy to meet you guys!

Lasher: Same here, George.

George: What brings you all to George's jungle?

Me: To see you George. We came to help you around the jungle.

George: George greatly appreciate it. George having problems with Magnolia's savage twin Ursula.

Nico: Savage Twin?

Me: You mean like a feral wild girl.

George: That's right. Ursula raised by wolves and hates George and wants nothing more than to see George suffer.

Me: Looks like we got here just in time. But can you show us where you live so we can talk more?

George: Sure. Follow George.

We followed him and we got to his treehouse and it was awesome.

Nico: Wow. George your treehouse is awesome.

Me: It sure is.

George: Home sweet home.

We went in and we met George's friends Magnolia, Ursula Scott and Ape as well as Ursula's dad Dr. Scott and the Witch Doctor.

Dr. Scott: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's such an honor to meet you all.

Ursula Scott: We heard so much about you all and you are awesome at what you all do.

Magnolia: You said it.

Me: We don't like to brag but it's awesome to meet all of you.

Ape: (British Accent) Same here. It's an honor to meet all of you here.

Nico: Same here. We came to help you all deal with that wild girl Ursula.

Ursula Scott: Yeah she is a monster.

Lincoln: Was she raised by gorillas or something? No offense Ape.

Ape: None taken Lincoln. But no she wasn't raised by gorillas. She was raised by wolves.

Lana: Raised by wolves? That's like what happened to Mowgli.

Eli: It sure is.

Nunnally: Yeah.

Ape: Yes but Ursula is far more feral than Mowgli and she is a menace to the job George has as King of the Jungle.

Me: I see.

Kushina: But I would not have a wild girl in the village or the city ya know.

Lori: Me neither. She literally must be really dangerous.

Tookie Tookie the toucan appeared.

Tookie Tookie: Tookie Tookie.

Cheetah: (to Tookie Tookie) Hey, little guy.

Tookie Tookie: Tookie Tookie.

Shockwave: Are there any bad guys we can help you guys take down?

George: Just Savage Ursula.

Magnolia: Yeah she is ruining my good name and you would not like her one bit.

Blade Man: If Ursula's savage twin looks like Magnolia, shouldn't she be called Savage Magnolia instead?

Me: That's really confusing isn't it?

George: George agree.

Stewie: (to Ursula Scott's dad) Would you like me to help out with any of your inventions?

Dr. Scott: I would love that Stewie.

They went to the lab.

George: Do you guys know how to swing on vines?

Me: We sure do. And we know how to slide on vines too. It's awesome.

George: Follow George.

Me and George went swinging on vines and I was having fun.

Me: Wheee!

George: Fun huh?

Me: It sure is!

I then saw a tree coming and then.

CRAAAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHH!

I crashed head on into the tree and fell to the jungle floor and I had stars, leaves, planets, moons and birds swirl around my head. My eyes were spinning and I had a nasty bruise and a bunch of cuts on my face.

But then Robo-Blaze, Devack, Zs'Skayr, Bane and Calamitous appeared and they were around me.

Bane: (Spanish Accent) J.D. are you all right?

Me: (Groans) (Stupid talk) Anyone get the number of that coconut that smashed into me?

Robo-Blaze slapped me and I shook my head.

Me: What? Oh hey guys. Bane, Robo-Blaze, Devack, Zs'Skayr and Calamitous. OWWWWW! That really hurt!

Devack: You smashed into a tree head on J.D.

Calamitous: Are you all right?

Me: Yeah it'll take more than a tree to kill me. But now I know how George feels every time he crashes into one and I also know how Sunny felt when he went on that skiing trip and got killed when he smashed into a tree.

Calamitous: No kidding.

Devack: That must've really hurt.

George then came.

George: Ooh more friends!

Calamitous: George of the Jungle! It's awesome to meet you.

Me: Oh I'm sorry George. These are our frenemies the Masters of Evil. They give us usual battles every time we have a mission and it's awesome.

George: George happy to meet you all.

Bane: Same here.

Everyone else then came.

Nico: J.D. are you all right?

Me: I'll be fine.

Sora: Hey guys.

Robo Blaze: Did you enjoy the simulator adventure, Sora?

Sora: I sure did!

William: And I'm guessing that another recruit's coming, right?

Devack: Actually, he'll be coming right about... now!

Grim Adventures Billy: (sees something flying in the sky) Look! A bird!

We saw that it was a Wolfen Ship and inside it was none other than the leader of Star Wolf: WOLF O'DONNELL!


Wolf O'Donnell is a major recurring antagonist and anti-hero from the Star Fox franchise. He is the leader of Star Fox's rival mercenary squadron Star Wolf, as well as Fox McCloud's bitter arch-rival. He serves as the secondary antagonist of Star Fox 64, it's reboots Star Fox Zero and Star Fox 2, the primary antagonist of Star Fox story mode in Starlink: Battle for Atlas, and an anti-hero in Star Fox Assault and Star Fox Command. He also appears as a playable character in Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

He was voiced by the late Rick May in Star Fox 64, Grant Goodeye in Assault, Jay Ward in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Starlink: Battle for Atlas, and Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, and Mike West in Star Fox 64 3D and Star Fox Zero.

Wolf and his team had always had a long-standing grudge against Star Fox and Wolf himself was believed to have had had a hand in the death of Fox's father, James. Eventually, Star Wolf was hired by Andross to deal with Star Fox, which Wolf was only too happy to do. They first engaged Fox and his team when they were sent in to defuse a bomb planted on Fichina. While Star Fox was able to easily deal with Andross' forces, Wolf and his team quickly engaged them, distracting them from dealing with the bomb. If the player successfully took out the members of Star Wolf, Wolf was beaten and he swore revenge on Fox. If the player failed to do so, Wolf cackled in victory and flew off to collect his team's payment from Andross. Afterwards, Star Wolf was sent to protect Boise, a defense satellite for Venom. Wolf and his team engaged Star Fox in another dogfight, but failed to protect the satellite and were left injured from the fight. They were given one last chance and given upgraded ships, the Wolfen II, to defend Andross' base from Star Fox. However, Wolf and his team were shot down and finally defeated, forcing him to go into hiding in his hideout, the Sargasso Space Zone.

Star Fox: Assault

Sometime later, Star Fox headed into Wolf's hideout, trying to find Pigma Dengar. However, prior to the events of the game, Wolf had long since kicked Pigma off the team (due to the latter's extreme greed and untrustworthy nature implying his 3 scars are courtesy of Wolf) and ordered to his underlings to shoot Pigma on sight if he ever came anywhere near the hideout again. He later recruited the top pilot Panther Caroso to be the third member of his team. While Wolf was at first interested only in taking down Fox, he was forced to forget his goal so as to deal with the Aparoids, who posed a threat to all of them.

Star Wolf aided Fox and his team in fighting the Aparoid threat and Wolf even rescued Fox when he was ambushed in Corneria City. However, he refused to admit this, saying that Fox had just been lucky enough to jump on his ship's wing. Eventually, Wolf did admit that he'd purposely saved his rival, wanting to finish him personally. Soon afterwards, Wolf encouraged Fox in his fight against General Pepper under the control of the Aparoids, telling him that when it came to a tough decision, not to hesitate, just act. Finally, Star Wolf aided Star Fox in their attack on the Aparoid Queen with Wolf and his comrades distracting the Aparoids while Fox moved ahead, an act that seemed to be sacrificing themselves. However, Wolf and his team managed to survive. Wolf's words of advice became a great help to the Star Fox Team, when the Aparoid Queen used impersonations to psychologically torture them into joining her. Once they remembered his advice, they overcome this horror and took the fight to her and put an end to the threat once and for all.

Star Fox: Command

Wolf and his team, who were believed to have died in the Aparoid invasion, soon found themselves dealing with the massive bounty on their heads. Eventually, Fox caught up with them and Wolf was defeated in a fight with him. Fox asked for his help fighting the Anglar forces and he begrudgingly agreed, though he asked if he would be paid or not. During this time, Wolf continued his rivalry with Fox, though he demonstrated some respect for him. After the Anglar Emperor was stopped, Wolf scolded Fox for taking his prey, since the chances of getting rid of the bounty on him was gone. Fox revealed that he was getting rid of Wolf's bounty. However, in an alternate ending, Wolf and his team led the charge in the assault on the Anglar Emperor, leaving Fox behind. Star Wolf would become heroes to Lylat, getting their bounties taken off and even receiving reward money.


Me: Wolf!

Fox McCloud: Been a while Wolf.

Wolf: It sure has Fox.

Qin: Who is he?

Me: That's Wolf O'Donnell. He is the Leader of Star Wolf. They were the rival mercenary group that was sent by Andross to destroy the Star Fox Team.

Qin: Wow! I remember you told me about them and that I met Pigma Dengar and Andrew Oikenny.

Me: Yep and those two were the only ones that we had to kill. The reasons were that Pigma was a completely honorless slimeball that was responsible for murdering Fox's father James McCloud in cold blood and Andrew Oikenny was the nephew Andross. Pigma worked for Andross the entire time and no one saw it coming.

Qin: That's horrible!

Wolf: It was. But what Pigma and Andrew did make them no longer part of the legacy of Star Wolf.

Nico: At least we banished them to the Warp forever.

Me: How does it feel being out of prison Wolf?

Wolf: It feels great J.D. It's better than being in a prison down at the bottom of the sea.

Me: Good.

Fox: Leon and Panther aren't with you?

Wolf: They agreed that I'm the only one capable of fighting outside the Landmaster and Wolfen.

Me: I see. But Panther and Leon would also be great additions to the Masters of Evil as well. The Star Wolf Team wouldn't be complete without them.

Wolf: True.

Qin: What did he mean by A Prison Down at the Bottom of the sea?

Me: We have a special prison located down at the bottom of the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean. We built it down there for some of the dangerous criminals. At 36,000 feet deep and with 16,000 pounds of water pressure per square inch at every corner it's inescapable.

Qin: Wow! That's amazing.

Me: Yep. We put Wolf, Leon and Panther there.

Bane: It's also the prison I was put in.

Me: That's true.

?: That is interesting.

A Figure came out and it was FREAKY TIKI from episode 15 of Lost Galaxy!


Freaky Tiki was sent by Scorpius and Trakeena to prevent the Magna Defender and the Galaxy Rangers from interfering with their siphoning the Terra Venture's fuel reserves for the Scorpion Stinger. After the Magna Defender's failed attempt to destroy Scorpius, Freaky Tiki appeared from behind and stabbed him in the back with his staff. Kai and the others held Freaky Tiki off, while Leo takes the Magna Defender to safety. When he returns, the Rangers defeat him with the Lights of Orion and the Galaxy Megazord.


Leo Corbett: Freaky Tiki!

Freaky Tiki: Been a while rangers.

Me: I remember you! You were sent to prevent the rangers and the Magna Defender to stop Trakeena and Scorpius from siphoning the colonies fuel reserves. And you killed the first Magna Defender.

Freaky Tiki: That's right. Good memory on you J.D.

Mike Corbett: So you killed my predecessor.

Freaky Tiki: (to Mike Corbett) So you're the new Magna Defender?

Mike Corbett: You sound surprised.

Freaky Tiki: I actually am. The first Magna Defender didn't exactly play well with others.

Me: All he ever cared about was revenge for the death of his son and look what that got him. All it lead to was a path to his own destruction.

Nico: Lot of good that did.

Me: Yeah.

Then a roar was heard and out came SAVAGE URSULA!

Magnolia: Whoa! It's my savage lookalike!

Nico: She's totally feral!

Me: Not good! You guys fight her. I'm really dizzy.

Nico: Boy no kidding. You hit that tree head on and that must've really hurt.

Lola: No kidding. But okay.

Gia: Time to tame this savage beast!

Megaforce Rangers: Go Go Megaforce!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into their Basic Megaforce Rangers form.

Everyone went at them.


Battle 1: Devack


Dante, Phage and Lasher were facing Devack.

Dante: Lets make this really fun.

Phage: Always up for a challenge.

Lasher: Us too.

Devack: I won't disappoint you. I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL CUSILLU!

He summoned the Monkey Earthbound Immortal Cusillu and he called out his Pokemon and they went at him and Devack yellow waves of fire and energy and Dante fired blasts of yellow fire and energy and the blasts all collided and exploded and Dante and his group flew out of the smoke and they blasted Devack and Cusillu all over the place and knocked him and Devack and his Pokemon out.

Dante: Good fight.


Battle 2: Zs'Skayr


Edd, Shockwave and Soundwave were facing Zs'Skayr.

Zs'Skayr: Sorry you couldn't get a bath a while back Double D.

Edd: It's all right but Lana is a really fast worker. She fixed my bathroom in 3 days.

Zs'Skayr: Very impressive. She is very gifted for a 6-year old girl.

Shockwave: She sure is.

Soundwave: Indeed.

Edd: Lets dance.

Zs'Skayr called out his Pokemon and they went at him. Zs'Skayr fired energy blasts and his tentacles and they dodged his attacks and fired blasts of energy and light and concussion blasts and knocked him and his Pokemon down.

Edd: Awesome battle.


Battle 3: Bane


Laney, Venom and Rhino were facing Bane.

Laney: This is gonna be good.

Bane: Indeed señora Laney. Lets do it.

Venom: Lets.

Rhino: With pleasure.

Bane called out his Pokemon and they went at him and Bane punched and kicked them all over and they dodged his strikes and they punched him and knocked him and his Pokemon out.

Laney: Good battle.


Battle 4: Calamitous


Lisa Loud, Stewie and Bowser Jr. were facing Calamitous.

Lisa Loud: This is gonna be most impressive.

Calamitous: Indeed.

Stewie: Lets do it!

B.J.: Yeah!

Calamitous: Gladly.

Calamitous called out his Pokemon and they went at him. Calamitous fired his blasters and missiles and Lisa, Stewie and B.J. fired their blasters and fire blasts and lasers and missiles and the blasts hit Calamitous and his Pokemon and knocked them out.

Lisa Loud: A Most successful victory.


Battle 5: Robo Blaze


Sora, Blade Man and Drill Man were facing Robo Blaze.

Robo-Blaze: Glad you all had fun Sora.

Sora: Same here.

Blade Man: Lets dance shall we?

Drill Man: Lets.

Robo-Blaze: Gladly.

Robo-Blaze called out his Pokemon and they went at him and Robo Blaze clashed with them with his sword and fired laser blasts. Sora, Blade Man and Drill Man fired blasts of energy, blades and drill missiles and the blasts hit Robo-Blaze and his Pokemon and knocked them down.

Sora: A victory worthy of light.


Battle 6: Wolf O'Donnell


Cole Evans, Fuzzy, and Cheetah were facing Wolf O'Donnell for their very first battle.

Wolf: (to Cole Evans) I think you'll find that I'm a much better opponent then Master Org.

Cole Evans: I agree. Master Org got what he deserved for killing my parents and trying to destroy the world.

Wolf: I'm sorry he did that to you.

Fuzzy: What he did makes him a worthless sidewinder.

Cheetah: Tell me about it.

Wolf: You'll get no argument from me. Let me show you my Pokemon.

He called out his Pokemon and he had a Lycanroar, Entei, Raikou, Suicune and a Mightyena.

Cole Evans: A Lycanroar, Entei, Raikou, Suicune and Mightyena. Good choices.

Wolf: Thank you. Lets dance.

Cole Evans: With pleasure.

They went at him and Wolf fired his blaster at them and they punched and kicked and blasted him all over and fired blasts of energy and more and knocked him and his Pokemon down.

Cole Evans: Good first battle.


Battle 7: Freaky Tiki


Nico was facing Freaky Tiki.

Nico: Time for action.

Nico fired energy blasts and they hit Freaky Tiki and exploded all over and then Freaky Tiki fell down and exploded in a fiery explosion!

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

Nico: Freaky Tiki you have failed this universe.


Battle 8: Savage Ursula


Everyone regrouped and they were facing Savage Ursula.

Kushina: I think you need to be taught a lesson in manners ya know.

Savage Ursula: (To Kushina) Try Ursula tomato-headed freak!

We gasped!

Me: Oh no! She just signed her death warrant!

Kushina: You just made a big mistake!

Kushina's red hair was flailing around like 9 tails and she smashed Savage Ursula all over with a frying pan and hit her all over with incredible fury and smashed her face in with incredible force!

Qin: HOLY SHIT! Kushina is really savage!

Me: Savage Ursula called Kushina a Tomato and she hates being called that. Back when Kushina was in the academy, everyone in her class minus Minato made fun of her and they called her a tomato because of her fiery red hair and her round face. She hated being called that with a vengeance and she beat the living shit out of all of those that called her that. That's how she got her nickname the Red Hot Habanero.

Naruto: That's my mom for you bro.

Qin: Geez! Kushina is brutal and powerful. Now I know what not to call her.

Me: Yeah.

Crawsectus, Tassanil, Najarin, Lystone, Arrthoa, Loderool, Nivenna, and Lyssta blasted and slashed and cut up Savage Ursula and she was roaring not only in pain but in savage fury. The Megaforce Rangers blasted her all over with their weapons.

Wallflower: Lets see how she likes these techniques. AMAZON STYLE NINJA ARTS: TUPINIQUIM PEOPLE, POISON DART FROGS, BLACK CAIMAN, SCARLET MACAW, HYACINTH MACAW, CAPYBARA, SOUTH AMERICAN RATTLESNAKE, BRAZIL NUT TREES, SAPOTE TREES, DINIZIA EXCELSA TREES, BRAZILIAN WANDERING SPIDERS, ASHÁNINKA PEOPLE, AMAZON RIVER DOLPHIN, GIANT OTTER and EMPIRE OF BRAZIL!

Wallflower fired waves of leaves, water and wood and they formed into said creatures and all that and they slammed into Savage Ursula and really hurt her all over the place with incredible force and fury.

Me: Wow! Those were all things from the Amazon.

Starlight Glimmer: Nice job Wallflower.

Eli: Take this one! WOLF STYLE SWORD ART: BLUE FLAME CRESCENT MOON DANCE!

Eli enveloped his sword in blue fire and did his own variant of the Crescent Moon Dance!


The user and two of their shadow clones attack a target from different directions with a bladed weapon. As they move towards their target, the attackers usually leap through the air in a formation reminiscent of the crescent moon, hence the name. Because all three attacks are meant to simultaneously come from a blindspot, targets can't reasonably defend against all of them. Moreover, because of the power behind the strikes, if even one of them lands successfully, the target is likely to be fatally wounded. In the anime, landing all three attacks is powerful enough to send targets flying through several buildings.


Eli slashed Savage Ursula and burned her all over with incredible speed and sent her crashing through 6 powerful trees and knocked them down.

Kushina: Wow! He learned his own variant of Yugao's Crescent Moon Dance?

Me: He sure did. Yugao Uzuki gave me permission to teach him and he came up with his own variant of the technique.

Kushina: That is like my student for doing that you know.

Me: Yeah. Maybe I can fight her despite being so dizzy.

I got up and the jungle was starting to spin.

Me: Whoa!

Naruto: (Catches me) Careful bro. You're still very dizzy.

Me: I know.

Naruto: Let me help.

Me: Okay.

Naruto: Good.

Me: WOLF FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: BLUE FIRE WOLF ATTACK!

I fired a wave of blue fire and it formed into a wolf.

Naruto: WIND STYLE: CYCLONE RASENSHURIKEN!

Kushina: LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: CHAIN SLASH RASENSHURIKEN!

Laney: BRAMBLE STYLE NINJA ART: ROSE THORN RASENSHURIKEN!

They formed Rasenshuriken made of light with chain spears, wind and tornadoes and bramble vines and they hit Savage Ursula and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Demolishor: Time for some teamwork!

Junk Man: Lets do it!

Demolishor and Junk Man: LASER JUNK MEGABLAST!

Demolishor fired laser blasts from his fingers and Junk Man fired laser blasts.

Blur and Aquata: ELECTRO MAELSTROM FIRESTORM!

Blue and Aquata fired waves of lightning and water and the blasts all hit Savage Ursula and knocked her down.

George: No more will Savage Ursula make fun of George or the jungle! You are joke!

Kushina: You tell her George!

Kushina, George and Laney: JUNGLE PRIMEVAL MEGABLAST!

They fired waves of leaves and energy and the blasts slammed into Savage Ursula and exploded!

KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Nico: Savage Ursula you have failed this jungle.

We put her in an electrified cage. Savage Ursula woke up and she roared and screamed in incredible fury.

Kushina: (to Savage Ursula) Now, what to do with you?

Me: We could always sell her off to a sideshow at the circus.

George: Good idea!

The Masters of Evil all came.

Calamitous: (to Naruto) I heard your birthday was celebrated this morning.

Naruto: It sure was!

Maria: But Horsea, Poliwag, Manaphy, and Poromon got drunk eating too much ice cream.

Zs'Skayr: Is that even possible?!

Me: It is. Ice Cream Headache induced drunk states are rare these days.

Bane: (to Horsea, Poliwag, Manaphy, and Poromon) Next time, you 4 shouldn't eat too much ice cream.

Horsea: Noted.

Poromon: Yeah.

The Masters of Evil all teleported out.

George: (To the viewers) George had great time but don't end up like Savage Ursula.

Nico: Good advice.

We went back home and sold Savage Ursula to a circus with a sign on that said Keep locked at all times.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

George of The Jungle from 2007 was so funny! It was just as funny as the one from 1998 and the original from the 60's. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, XP4Universe, Omegahatchiyak12 and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is an ultimate battle in comics and anime as we face the Celebrity 5 in a chapter for Marvel Disk Avengers and we're going to make those monsters pay as we also take down the most dangerous enemies of the Marvel Avengers.

See you all tomorrow.