We were over in the floating cloud city of Equestria, Cloudsdale, the home of the Pegasi and it was really beautiful.

Me: Wow! Fluttershy your home is amazing!

Laney: It sure is and the clouds are so beautiful and soft and fluffy. It's like we're walking on marshmallows.

Lola: They sure feel like it.

Fluttershy: Thank you guys. It's a great place to call home.

Nico: This is amazing though.

Rarity: It sure is.

Me: Are we the first ever humans to visit Cloudsdale?

Fluttershy: I would assume so.

Twilight Sparkle: No pony other than Pegasi can live up here in Cloudsdale and it is amazing that we all can be up here now.

Lincoln: I guess our powers allow us to do that.

Linka: They sure do.

Fluttershy: I'm glad you all are here. Rainbow Dash has been having some problems. She is upset because her pet turtle Tank has to hibernate now and she wants to stop it because she wants Tank to be with her forever.

Me: Oh man. We can't stop hibernation. It's part of nature.

Nico: Yeah nothing we can do about that.

Vince: Yep.

Applejack: (Cowboy Accent) It's true.

Lily: Yep. One time I had to help Sandy get all of her stuff done before she went to sleep for the whole Winter.

Lori: I remember that. It was literally a nice thing you did for her and you came back home so mangled up that you were wrapped in bandages.

Fluttershy: Goodness.

Me: It's true Fluttershy. Sandy is our Squirrel friend from Bikini Bottom and she is really smart and athletic.

Lily: Yep.

Fluttershy: Wow.

We got to Rainbow Dash's house.

Fluttershy: Here we are.

We met Rainbow Dash's parents her father Bow Hothoof and her mother Windy Whistles.

Bow Hothoof: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Me: It's a pleasure to meet you both.

Bow Hothoof: It's a pleasure to meet you all too. I'm Bow Hothoof.

Windy Whistles: And I'm Windy Whistles. Thank goodness you all came. Rainbow Dash is upset that her turtle has to hibernate.

Me: Looks like we came here just in time. We'll gladly help you out.

Scootaloo: Let me show you all around here.

We went in and Scootaloo showed us all Rainbow Dash's trophies and ribbons and we were amazed that she has so many of them!

Me: Whoa! Look at all these trophies.

Lynn: Wow! She is just as talented as ALL of us put together. She and I really DO have something in common.

Nico: Was there ever any doubt about that Lynn?

Lori: Man Rainbow Dash literally has more trophies than ALL of us together.

Me: No kidding. You two must be very proud of your daughter for all this.

Bow Hothoof: We are so proud of our Rainbow Dash!

Windy Whistles: We are VERY Proud!

Lynn: Wow. She is a true Athlete.

Me: First flying lessons, first tooth, first words, first dinner. Wow! You guys have so much to be proud of for Rainbow Dash.

Scootaloo: That's why Rainbow Dash is my hero!

Nico: Boy you guys have a lot of support and pride in Rainbow Dash.

Vegeta: They sure do.

Me: And I take it you heard about Rainbow Dash being in the Wonderbolts now right?

Bow Hothoof: We sure did. We were absolutely shocked.

Windy Whistles: We were ecstatic.

Laney: Wow!

Lori: When mom and Dad found out about cousin Eric being in the Armed Forces. They were literally ecstatic.

Me: Not as ecstatic when he avenged those lost on 9/11 from what we were told.

We went to Rainbow Dash's room and saw her on her bed with tank all sad.

Tank: [yawns]

[door opens]

Pinkie Pie: Knock, knock! (Goes through the clouds)

Me: Hey Rainbow.

Fluttershy: How are you feeling, Rainbow Dash?

Rainbow Dash: [despondently] Whatever...

Lana: Poor girl.

Rainbow Dash: Huh? What are you guys doing up here? Non-Pegasus Ponies fall through the clouds.

Me: I guess our powers enable us to stand on the clouds even up here.

Nico: Strange isn't it.

Rainbow Dash: [despondently] Whatever...

Me: Poor Rainbow Dash.

Rarity: The poor thing looks so sad! Just what are we doing to do?

Twilight Sparkle: I don't know what we can do.

Laney: I feel bad for her.

Applejack went up to her.

Applejack: Buck up, Sugarcube. You just ain't yourself these days.

Rainbow Dash: [despondently] Whatever...

Rarity: Uh, how can I say this tactfully...? You've lost your sparkle, Rainbow Dash.

Pinkie Pie: I hate to say this, but, well... you've become...! [hushed] A party pooper!

Rainbow Dash: Didn't you hear me? I said 'whatever'. I don't know if you're here to cheer me up or what, but I'm fine.

Me: Uh Rainbow, I don't know how to say this but you AREN'T fine.

But then Rainbow Dash got an idea and she then grabbed ED!

Rainbow Dash: (points gun at Ed's head) You use your powers to help Tank right now!

Maria: Ok. Let's just calm down now.

Rainbow Dash: (tears in her eyes) I know you guys can do it! You used your powers to help Sci TWi gain control of Midnight Sparkle. Ad now, you're gonna use your powers so Tank won't hibernate anymore!

Fubuki: I'm sorry, Rainbow Dash. But there are some things that even we can't fix.

Me: Yeah Rainbow and this is something that is completely unavoidable and it's part of nature.

Maria: Yeah we can't mess around with Nature. You know that.

Rainbow Dash: I do.

Lily: I had to help Sandy go through all her things when she was getting ready to go to sleep for the Winter.

Rainbow Dash: If you don't use your powers to help Tank, I'll blow Ed's brains out!

Ed: We know you won't do it, Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: And why not?!

Nico: Because I can catch the bullets in seconds.

Ed: No. It's because Ed is strongest there is!

Eddy: Lumpy, you're not helping right now.

Nurse Joy: You're not even Edzilla right now.

Me: And besides Rainbow Dash that's not even a real gun.

Rainbow Dash: What do you mean?

She fired and instead of bullets out came a blast of water.

Rainbow Dash: Oh (Chuckles) That's right I am not allowed to have a gun.

Cybertron Undermine: (to Rainbow Dash's parents) I know most of the time, our powers solve everything. But the truth is, we're not Gods. There are some things that even we can't prevent even with all the power that we have.

Me: It's true. We can't tamper with the laws of Mother Nature.

Nico: Yep. The Paradigm Brothers and the Mad Scientists and all the scientists that unleashed zombies unto the worlds we visited really messed with the laws of Mother Nature and look what happened there.

Me: That's right. But there are some things we can't mess with that we have to let go.

Fluttershy: Let me handle this. Rainbow Dash, your winter is going to be pet-less.

[beat]

Rainbow Dash: [sobbing]

She was crying hard and hugging Tank.

Rarity: Whatever did you do that for?!

Fluttershy: Because she'll never get past this until she lets it all out.

Rainbow Dash: [more sobbing]

Seeing Rainbow Dash cry made my heart hurt.

Me: Aww it's all right Rainbow. Just let it all out.

Applejack: [awkwardly] Uh... it's okay. Tank'll come back in a few months.

Rainbow Dash: Months?! [crying] I don't want him to go! [continues sobbing]

Me: There there.

Applejack: Alright, alright. There, there. [hushed, to Fluttershy] Nice going, Fluttershy. How do we get her to stop?

Fluttershy: [hushed] She's got to be about done by now. Can't be too much left in there.

Rainbow Dash: [more crying, then stops]

I pat her back.

Fluttershy: Feeling better?

Rainbow Dash: [sniffs] Uh-huh. [suddenly resumes crying]

Fluttershy: Oh, you poor, poor thing... [starts crying]

Rarity: [starts crying] I can't bear to see Fluttershy cry!

Pinkie Pie: [starts crying] It's just heart-wrenching!

Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Rarity: [crying hysterically]

Twilight Sparkle: [to Applejack] You too?!

Applejack: Nope, I'm good.

Lana, Lynn, Leni and Luan were comforting Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Rarity.

Leni: It's like gonna be all right.

Lynn: It's gonna be all right.

Me: I'm sorry girls.

POOR GIRLS.

Eli: Tank will come back.

Pipes: Rebecca, to help cheer us up from this, why don't you and Carly tell us how you got turned into dogs by Kozak while Dave was meeting us?

Rebecca Dougles: Well it was a rough story.

Carly Douglas: Yeah.

FLASHBACK

Carly and Rebecca Douglas were walking home from work when suddenly a car pulled up and they were pulled in by an unseen assailant and the car drove off! They were kidnapped in Broad Daylight!

They were then taken to a laboratory where they saw DR. KOZAK! And Josh was there too.

Carly Douglas: DR. KOZAK!

Rebecca Douglas: What are you doing!?

Dr. Kozak: I'm going to give you what you always wanted. A chance to be together with David as our loving furry friends.

He pulled out a need and injected them with something and then they underwent excruciating pain!

Rebecca Douglas: WHAT DID YOU PUT IN US!?

Then they blacked out!

Later they woke up and they saw that their vision was Color Blind and then they went over it and Carly saw that she was a Husky, Rebecca saw that she was a Golden Retriever and Josh was now a Laborador Retriever!

Carly Douglas: We're dogs!

Rebecca: What did that monster do to us!?

Josh: I like it! It's awesome.

Carly Douglas: I like it.

But then they started changing back. Their paws turned into hands and their heads and ears and eyes turned back and their tails vanished and fur turned back into skin and their feet turned back. But then they looked at themselves and saw that they were naked.

Carly and Rebecca covered themselves.

Rebecca Douglas: Lets go find some clothes.

They went and did so.

After that they went back into the Living Room.

Carly Douglas: So we can now turn into dogs?

Josh: I like it.

Rebecca Douglas: I know you do. Lets see if we can change into dogs at will.

Carly Douglas: Okay.

They concentrated and they started changed at will. Their hands became paws, heads became dogs and their eyes turned and their skin grew fur and they got tails and walked on all 4's. They were now dogs.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Carly Carmine: Wow!

Carly Douglas: Wow is right. And the rest is history after that.

Nico: So that's how Dr. Kozak did this to you.

Lola: What a monster.

Nico: Yep.

?: INCOMING!

A grey pegasus with blond hair and a bubbles cutie mark came flying in at incredible speed and she crashed into Nico!

CRASH!

Nico: OUCH!

It was none other than Derpy Hooves and she was a silly and klutzy Pegasus with a goofy crosseye look in her eyes and she is always accident prone.


Derpy, also known as Muffins and Ditzy Doo, is a female Pegasus pony who was given the name Derpy Hooves by the show's internet following due to her cross-eyed "derpy" expression in the first episode. The name has since been adopted by the crew and Hasbro. Starting with Feeling Pinkie Keen, the show's crew began giving the pony crossed eyes intentionally and later gave her "Where's Waldo" type cameo appearances as a nod to the fans. The character is addressed by Rainbow Dash in The Last Roundup as Derpy, where she speaks for the first time. The scene was later altered so Rainbow no longer names Derpy, in addition to her voice being altered and eyes being less crossed. She is called Bubbly Mare or Party Filly, among various others, in some merchandise, and she is called Lazy Fan in some other media. She shares her design with Sunshower Raindrops.

Derpy first appears in the first episode of the series in the background of several scenes and, as noted above, makes her googly-eyed appearance at Twilight Sparkle's welcoming party.

She is mentioned by Rainbowshine and Rainbow Dash during Winter Wrap Up, using the name "Ditzy Doo", for flying the wrong direction for the second year running, trying to fetch the migrating birds back to Ponyville.

Derpy can be seen throughout the season trotting through a park, helping with storm preparations, participating in the Running of the Leaves, visiting Ponyville's market and more. She is one of the ponies in the crowd who admires Pinkie Pie's "baked bads" in Applebuck Season. The shot pans over the crowd and Derpy, Minuette, and Sea Swirl all mouth the line "Mmm, muffins..." at approximately the same time. Derpy appears with intentionally crossed eyes in Feeling Pinkie Keen; when Twilight spies on Pinkie Pie, a series of objects falls on her head: a flower pot, an anvil, a cart of hay and finally a piano. A camera pan reveals that the items were dropped by Derpy and Sunshower Raindrops, who are hovering next to a movers' truck. In Green Isn't Your Color, she is heard gasping in shock at Fluttershy's catwalk antics.

In Where the Apple Lies, Derpy appears as a filly—proportioned similarly to Plaid Stripes, "Pearly Whites", "Thunderstruck", filly Fluttershy, later filly Pear Butter, later filly Applejack, and Crystal Hoof—in flashback at the Ponyville Hospital with bandages wrapped around her eyes. Her body design here is older-looking than in other filly appearances, such as Pinkie Pride and The Cart Before the Ponies, during each of which she was notably already googly-eyed.

In Parental Glideance, Derpy appears as a filly with normal eyes as the pony in first place at the senior competitive circuit. However, the next time she participates she is seen with worse eyes, and has gone down a rank. She continues to drop ranks every subsequent competition as her eyes get worse and worse, and by the time Rainbow Dash is in first place, Derpy is only one step above a participation sticker.

Variations

There is a character that is identical to Derpy with exception of her hair color in Friendship is Magic, part 1, The Cutie Mark Chronicles, and Princess Twilight Sparkle - Part 2, three more in Winter Wrap Up, and two more in Green Isn't Your Color. The first appears alongside Derpy in crowd shots and has orange hair, while the middle three appear in the musical sequences and have either red, pale blue, or light purple hair. Background ponies often appear throughout episodes with slight color variations, particularly in crowd shots, and some ponies share the same character design with different color schemes.

Derpy appears in nineteen episodes of season one as a background character. For season two, she has gained a scripted-character status rather than an arbitrary background pony and she is considered a "Where's Waldo"-type challenge for the fans. In the remastered version of the opening sequence that is first used in Lesson Zero, she appears in the top window of the first train car.

She is one of the ponies under the effects of Twilight Sparkle's spell on Smarty Pants in Lesson Zero. When Princess Celestia removes the spell from everyone, Derpy finds herself fighting with Mayor Mare and returns to her derped-face self. In the photo on the right her face is the same face shown in the very first episode of season one.

Derpy is dressed in several brown paper bags in Luna Eclipsed and participates in Applejack's apple bob activity during Nightmare Night with Golden Harvest. However, while bobbing for apples, she accidentally pulls the plug, causing all the water in the bob to go down the drain.

She makes a brief cameo in Sisterhooves Social among the crowd listening to Granny Smith's announcement. In The Cutie Pox, a wall-eyed Pegasus filly with the same color scheme as Derpy appears briefly for one shot in the schoolyard, with most of her body obscured by Apple Bloom and "Princess Erroria". Derpy makes a brief appearance in the doorway to Fluttershy's chicken coop in May the Best Pet Win!, an episode otherwise devoid of background ponies.

Derpy appears briefly in The Mysterious Mare Do Well among the crowd cheering after Rainbow Dash saves the old folks falling on the balcony. She appears in Sweet and Elite along with many other ponies during a shot in the song Becoming Popular (The Pony Everypony Should Know), wearing the same paper bag that was part of her costume in Luna Eclipsed, in addition to a pearl necklace. She pops out of a well in between Lyra Heartstrings and Sweetie Drops in Secret of My Excess. She rides the train to Canterlot in Hearth's Warming Eve. Later, she pops out from behind the curtain to wave at the audience before the show. She walks away sad afterwards when Cherry Fizzy stops her. At the end of the episode, she talks in the background with Amethyst Star.

She appears frequently throughout the musical sequence The Flim Flam Brothers in the episode The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000, as well as in the crowd watching the competition. She appears in Hearts and Hooves Day in three village shots, one standing next to "Tornado Bolt" and twice standing next to Dr. Hooves on the bridge. In A Friend in Deed, she appears twice, first flying upside down in the snow globe Pinkie Pie finds in Cranky Doodle Donkey's things and the second time by a stand in Ponyville square with two other ponies.

In Putting Your Hoof Down, she first appears in the market scene approaching the asparagus stand while bearing muffin-sealed saddlebags, where she reacts to the stall holder's lack of asparagus. Later, she appears in the crowd at Iron Will's seminar.

Derpy appears quite frequently in Hurricane Fluttershy, which is the episode featuring her longest screen time outside of The Last Roundup. She first appears at the beginning reading a flyer that Rainbow Dash dropped with only one of her eyes, the other looking elsewhere, and again as part of the ponies participating in the Wing Speed testing and she is part of the tornado team led by Rainbow Dash. Derpy appears again in A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2 at three different times in the crowd of ponies; The first time when Queen Chrysalis talks to Princess Cadance, the second time when she watches the bride enter, and the third time when the wedded pair is about to leave. Her eyes are derped in her first appearance, normal in her second appearance, and only one of her eyes is clearly visible in her third appearance.

Derpy does not appear in most of season three, appearing in The Crystal Empire - Part 2, Too Many Pinkie Pies, and Magic Duel briefly. She returns in Magical Mystery Cure with five appearances, the first being on a bridge during the opening song, the second being flying through the air with other Pegasi in a "Blue Angels" style formation. Her third appearance is peeking out behind the legs of other ponies and winking to the camera, similar to most of her appearances in season two in which she was a "hidden" Easter egg. Her last two appearances are at the beginning of Life in Equestria and shortly after the main ponies are walking together to the balcony.

After a lengthy near-absence throughout season four at first, appearing in Princess Twilight Sparkle - Part 2 and Rarity Takes Manehattan briefly, Derpy appears again in Rainbow Falls. When Rainbow Dash fakes getting injured, Fluttershy and Bulk Biceps fill her spot on the Ponyville relay team with Derpy. She remains silent throughout the episode and is never referred to by name. Her appearance after such a long near-absence was intentional on the show writers' part to keep her return a surprise.

She can be found a few times in Pinkie Pride, first following Cheese Sandwich, helping put up decorations, sticking her face into a chocolate fountain and engaging in a staring contest with Cheese Sandwich's rubber chicken, Boneless. She is also seen as a filly in Cheese's flashback song.

In Simple Ways and Trade Ya!, Derpy appears briefly wingless and with different cutie marks.

She appears in Equestria Games where she is on the Airsprinters with Thunderlane and Helia.

In Twilight's Kingdom - Part 1, she is one of the Pegasi whose flight is taken away from her by Lord Tirek. In Twilight's Kingdom - Part 2, she receives it back from the rainbowfied Mane Six. She's also the first in line to come to Princess Twilight's new castle.

In Bloom & Gloom, Derpy appears fleeing from a twittermite swarm in Apple Bloom's dream. In Tanks for the Memories, she moves clouds with other Pegasi in preparation for winter. For both of these, her eyes unintentionally appear straight. In Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?, Derpy appears giant-sized in Ponyville's shared dream, serving as Spike's mounted steed in the fight against the Tantabus. In Scare Master, Derpy dresses as Princess Twilight Sparkle for Nightmare Night.

In No Second Prances, Twilight attempts to set up Starlight Glimmer with Derpy in order to stop her blossoming friendship with Trixie.

In A Hearth's Warming Tail, during the song Hearth's Warming Eve Is Here Once Again, Derpy helps trim the tree, but she drops the star that goes on top. Later, she takes the place of the star, since she wears one on her head.

In The Cart Before the Ponies, Derpy participates in the Applewood Derby driving a go-kart made out of a box with an unnamed male colt. She also appears as a filly in a flashback winning first place for Most Creative.

In the cold open of To Where and Back Again - Part 1, Derpy clumsily delivers an invitation to Starlight from her old village to a party.

In Triple Threat, Ember attempts to befriend Derpy by stealing her muffin and rubbing it against a wall.

In The Break Up Break Down, Derpy appears as a mailpony at the Ponyville post office. She sends Big McIntosh's package to Sugar Belle in the mail but accidentally smudges the receiving address.

In School Raze - Part 1, Derpy delivers mail to the School of Friendship, accidentally smacking into the front of the school before giving the mail to Cozy Glow.


Derpy Hooves: Sorry. My bad.

She got up and flew and she crashed into the wall head on.

CRASH!

Lola: (Laughs) She cracks me up.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh that's Derpy Hooves. She is always like that.

Derpy Hooves: My bad.

Me: (Laughs) She sure is funny.

Luan: She sure is. That's what I call Crashing the Party. (Laughs) Get it?

We all laughed and we saw Rainbow Dash better.

Me: (Laughs) Good one Luan!

Varie: But Derpy is just as funny as you Luan.

Luan: Well I'm not That accident prone.

Varie: True.

Me: What does Derpy do?

Rainbow Dash: She is the mailpony and she has a habit of crashing into things.

Sunset Shimmer: She sure does from the looks of things.

Me: But she sure is funny.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah. But thanks everyone. Thank you all for helping me. I don't know what I would do without you all or him.

Me: Tank is not gonna be gone forever Rainbow. He'll return during the Spring Thaw.

Maria: That's right Rainbow. Mr. Krabs lost his shell when he molted and that was completely unavoidable. Hibernation is unavoidable for most animals too.

Me: That's right. It's part of Nature's natural cycle of life. Most animals all have to do it.

Nico: Yeah. Ouch.

Nico got up and he saw that his arm was broken.

Nico: Aw I can heal from this easily.

He healed in seconds.

Nico: Nice.

Me: But this was a funny experience.

We later went home.


Later we were watching one of my favorite movies from my past: ARMY OF DARKNESS. It was a funny comedy horror movie from 1992 and it was funny and action packed.


Having been transported to the Middle Ages, Ash Williams is captured by Lord Arthur's men, who suspect him of being an agent for Duke Henry, with whom Arthur is at war. He is enslaved along with the captured Henry, his shotgun and chainsaw are confiscated, and he is taken to a castle. Ash is thrown in a pit where he kills a Deadite and regains his weapons from Arthur's Wise Man. After demanding that Henry and his men be set free, as he knew it was a witch hunt, and killing a Deadite publicly, Ash is celebrated as a hero. He grows attracted to Sheila, the sister of one of Arthur's fallen knights.

According to the Wise Man, the only way that Ash can return to his time is through the magical Necronomicon Ex-Mortis. Ash then starts his search for the Necronomicon. As he enters a haunted forest, an unseen force pursues Ash into a windmill, and he crashes into a mirror. Small reflections of Ash in the mirror shards come to life, with one becoming a life-sized clone, after which Ash kills and buries it.

When he arrives at the Necronomicon's location, he finds three books instead of one, and has to determine which one is real. Realizing at the last moment that he has forgotten the last word of the phrase that will allow him to remove the book safely – "Klaatu barada nikto" – he tries to mumble and cough his way through the pronunciation. He grabs the book and begins rushing back. Meanwhile, unknown to Ash, his ruse has failed and the dead and his evil clone resurrect, uniting into the Army of Darkness.

Upon his return, Ash demands to be returned to his own time. However, Sheila is abducted by a Flying Deadite and later transformed into one. Ash becomes determined to lead the humans against the Army, and the people reluctantly agree. Using knowledge from textbooks in his 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88 and enlisting the help of Duke Henry, Ash successfully leads the medieval soldiers to victory over the Deadites and Evil Ash, saves Sheila, and brings peace between Arthur and Henry. The Wise Man tells him how to return to the present by giving him a potion after reciting the phrase.

Back in the present, Ash recounts his story to a fellow employee at an S-Mart department store. As he talks to a woman who is interested in his story, a surviving Deadite, allowed to come to the present because Ash again forgot the last word, attacks the customers. Ash kills it using a Winchester rifle from the Sporting Goods department and exclaims "hail to the king, baby" before passionately kissing the woman.


It was so awesome and funny and more! And we were laughing at some of the funny parts and more.

Applejack: (Laughs) That was so funny!

Rainbow Dash: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) That was so funny how he sent that skeleton flying and he exploded!

Me: It sure was! (Laughs)

Brittney: That was a really funny and awesome movie.

Raven: It sure was. Army of Darkness is one of my favorites too.

Haiku: All the members of the Goths of Darkness like it.

Me: But Ash's Chainsaw Arm is really cool.

William: It sure is awesome! And I love his arm like my Future Self.

Lincoln: That is a cool one.

Laney: It sure is.

Me: But lets see how we fair against a massive army of skeletons.

Nico: Lets do it.

Lucy used her sword and cut open a portal and we were in the year 1300 and it was awesome!

Me: Wow! The Year 1300.

Nico: 720 years into the Past. It's amazing how Ash Williams wound up here.

Laney: It sure is.

We saw a castle and we went over to it.

Me: Wow. What a castle.

Nico: Nice place.

Lola: It's such a beautiful castle.

Rarity: It sure is most divine.

Lincoln: Yeah.

?: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

We saw none other than Ash Williams himself!

Me: Ash Williams!

Ash Williams: It's an honor to meet you all and have you all here.

Me: It's a pleasure to be here Ash. We came to help you all out.

Ash Williams: I'm glad you all did.

William: Ash, I just want to say that your chainsaw arm is badass!

Ash Williams: Thanks. It sure is badass huh?

Nico: It sure is.

Me: Yep. We also came to stop your evil boneheaded fuckup of a twin.

Ash Williams: Good. Thank you all.

Me: You're welcome.

Vypra, Zs'Skayr, Dr. Viktor, Myotismon, Webstor and Vulkanus appeared!

Me: Vypra, Zs'Skayr, Dr. Viktor, Myotismon, Webstor and Vulkanus. This is the first of your usual battles with us huh Vulkanus

Vulkanus: It sure is.

Zs'Skayr: We heard about you crying over your turtle going to sleep for the winter Rainbow Dash.

Webstor: Yeah that must've been rough for you.

Rainbow Dash: It was.

Vypra: Rainbow Dash, are you sure you're ok?

Rainbow Dash: Yep. I'm fine.

Webstor: Look, your beloved turtle is undergoing hibernation until spring. It's okay if you're not fine.

Rainbow Dash: No! I'm fine. I'm not gonna let this get me down. Honest!

Me: I hope so. This whole thing is completely unavoidable.

Rainbow Dash: Can humans hibernate too?

Me: No. We can't do that. Only certain animals like bears, turtles and squirrels can do that.

?: Too bad because you'll need all that sleep when you die.

We saw a figure come out and it was AKAN!

Sailor Moon: Akan!

Akan: Been a while Sailor Brats.

Shanan: I didn't expect Queen Beryl to have an Agasicarian in her ranks.

Vegeta: I'm amazed that one of your kind managed to survived our onslaught.

Qin: What is an Agasicarian?

Shanan: They are a race of bug aliens from the jungle planet Agasius. They are a race of fierce bug warriors that were one of the most dangerous insectoid races in the universe. They were as widely feared as they were as dangerous as they were at fighting. But they were incidentally wiped out by the Saiyans.

Vegeta: And I'm impressed that one of them managed to survive our attack on them.

Akan: So you are still alive Vegeta. I'm impressed. Now you and I have an old score to settle.

Nico: I didn't even know my people attacked your world and did all that.

Me: Me neither.

Vypra: I didn't know that either.

Akan: It's a dark story.

Sailor Moon: Yeah.

Akan: (to Sailor Moon) Whatever happened to that kid who dressed up as Tuxedo Mask?

Sailor Moon: None of your business!

Me: Okay lets get the battles out of the way and then we'll go after your Ash's evil twin.

We powered up and went at them.


Battle 1: Vypra


Luan, Twilight Sparkle, Shego and William were facing Vypra.

Luan: This is gonna be a Bat-tastic match. (Laughs) Get it?

Vypra laughed.

Twilight Sparkle: (Laughs) That was a good one.

Vypra: It sure was. Let me give you all a good fight.

She summoned a massive army of Battlings!

Luan: Battlings!

Twilight Sparkle: This is gonna be fun.

William: It sure will.

Shego: Yeah!

Vypra: Is Rainbow Dash gonna be all right?

Luan: She'll be fine. Besides she is really strong. And you should see the number of trophies she has. She has more trophies in her room than all of us do in our Trophy Case.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah we were really surprised as well.

Vypra: She must be really gifted.

Luan: In the eyes of her parents and Lynn. Shall we dance?

Vypra: Lets!

Vypra called out her Pokemon and they went at her.

Twilight: Lets use our techniques in turns Luan.

Luan: Lets do it!

Twilight Sparkle: You first Luan.

Luan: Okay. 5 each. GOLF STYLE NINJA ART: SINKERS AND FLOATERS!

Luan fired a massive barrage of golf balls and they hit a bunch of Battlings and some of them sank into the ground and some of them floated.

Twilight Sparkle: That was a good one. How about this one? MAGIC STYLE NINJA ART: AOS DANA!

Twilight floated in the air and the awesome Celtic Song Aos Dana played as she hummed the song and fired blasts of energy and magic and they formed into a variety of Celtic Symbols and they hit a bunch of Battlings and exploded. Destroying them all over the place.

Luan: Nice one Twilight! How about this one? LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: DASH TO DEATH!

Luan ran as fast as light and she blasted a bunch of Battlings all over the place and destroyed them all over the place.

Twilight Sparkle: Nice one Luan! How about this one? MAGIC STYLE NINJA ART: THE WOLF AND THE MOON!

Twilight Sparkle floated in the air and wolf fire and magic formed around her and she fired blasts of moonlight and blue fire and they formed into 2 beautiful women. One was in a blue dress and had brunette hair and was with a wolf and the other had golden blond hair and was in a white dress and was with an owl. They were the Maidens of the Owl and the Wolf and they ran with a wolf and an owl and they blasted a bunch of Battlings all over and destroyed them.

Luan: Ooh! That was beautiful Twilight. How about this one? EARTH STYLE NINJA ART: BOULDER DASH!

Luan formed a huge boulder in her hands and she ran fast and smashed a bunch of Battlings with it and reduced them to pulp.

Twilight Sparkle: Awesome job Luan! How about this one? MAGIC STYLE NINJA ART: WRATH OF MIDNIGHT SPARKLE!

Twilight Sparkle floated into the air and she began to sing Endless Mist of Nightmares by GatoPaint.

There's no turning back)
(No escape from here)
(Whispers calling up to me)
(Someone, save me)

The soft melody of my beating heart
is fading through this darkness
surrounding me, cradling me
I can't find a way out.

My desire, my dream,
It's turning its back to me
Is this how it's supposed to be?
No. Somehow...

(I'm still here)
Trapped within these chains
Trying to hold on
While I hope you won't forget me
(It's useless) As I keep believing
(My fate has been sealed) I will see you again
To see your light shine through
This endless mist of nightmares.

I feel those eyes staring
Those voices calling up to me
They need me
I must stay

(GatoPaint Guitar Solo )

I'm still here
Trapped within these chains
Trying to hold on
While I hope you won't forget me
(It's useless) As I keep believing
(My fate has been sealed) I will see you again
To see your light shine through
This endless mist of nightmares.

(Please) The meaningful gift I've been given
(Let) "There's something you fear."
(Me) Means I should give something in return...
(Help) "Your kindness won't be forgotten"

She fired a powerful blast of magic and it formed into Midnight Sparkle and blasted numerous Battlings all over the place with incredible fury and more.

Luan: WHOA! That was incredible Twilight!

Twilight Sparkle: It sure was. That was amazing that I could do that.

Luan: You sure have an amazing voice as well as an incredible talent. How about this one? WOOD STYLE NINJA ART: LOG DROP!

Luan fired waves of energy into the air and numerous logs fell on top of a bunch of Battlings and squished them.

Twilight Sparkle: Awesome job Luan! Check this out! MIDNIGHT MOON STYLE NINJA ART: FULL MOON WOLF PACK ATTACK!

The Full Moon appeared behind Twilight Sparkle and she fired a blast of moonlight and it formed into a massive pack of wolves and they smashed into a bunch of Battlings and exploded all over.

Luan: Awesome job Twilight! Watch this one. COCONUT STYLE NINJA ART: BALL BUSTERS!

Luan fired a barrage of coconuts and they hit some of the Battlings Square in the crotch and it hit them with a sickening crunch!

Twilight Sparkle: (Winces) OOH! That must hurt! Watch this. ECLIPSE STYLE NINJA ART: BRING ME TO LIFE!

A Total Solar Eclipse formed behind her as she floated in the air and she began to sing the awesome song Bring Me To Life by Evanescence and she fired blasts of sunlight and moonlight and they formed into Princess Celestia and Princess Luna and blasted the Battlings all over with energy blasts and they exploded!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Luan: AWESOME JOB!

Twilight: That was so awesome!

All the Battlings were obliterated.

Vypra: Nice show! J.D. really did help you out with Midnight Sparkle huh?

Twilight Sparkle: He sure did and I am forever in his dept.

Luan: Yeah. Lets go at Vypra.

Twilight Sparkle: Lets do it!

They went at her and fired blasts of light, magic, and green fire and William fired his blaster and they blasted her and her Pokemon and knocked them down.

Luan: Awesome battle!


Battle 2: Zs'Skayr


Edd, Rarity, Soundwave and Shockwave were facing Zs'Skayr.

Zs'Skayr: This is gonna be so much fun.

Rarity: It sure will.

Edd: Lets get it on!

Soundwave: You said it.

Shockwave: Yeah!

Zs'Skayr called out his Pokemon and they went at him.

Rarity: Try this one! CRYSTAL STYLE NINJA ART: STARS

Rarity floated into the air as she spread her wings and they formed into the beauty of the magnificent stars and objects of Outer Space and the song Stars by Grace Potter and the Nocturnals began playing. Outer Space formed in the background and she fired blasts of stars and comets.

Edd, Soundwave and Shockwave fired blasts of energy and light and the blasts all hit Zs'Skayr and knocked him and his Pokemon out.

Edd: A Most Impressive victory.


Battle 3: Webstor


Lucy, Sunset Shimmer, Demona and Riku were facing Webstor.

Lucy Loud: This is gonna be fun.

Sunset Shimmer: It always is.

Webstor: I'm glad. Shall we dance?

Demona: Lets.

Riku: I thought you would never ask.

Webstor called out his Pokemon and they went at him.

Sunset Shimmer: Watch this one. PHOENIX STYLE NINJA ART: KIDS IN AMERICA!

Sunset spread her wings of fire and floated in the air and a phoenix of fire formed around her as she sang the awesome 1980's Song by Kim Wilde: Kids in America! She fired the phoenix and it formed into a massive wall of fire and it turned into a massive army of kids and they went at Webstor

Lucy, Demona and Riku fired blasts of darkness and dark fire and the blasts all hit and knocked him and his Pokemon.

Lucy Loud: That was a most satisfying victory.

Sunset Shimmer: It sure was.


Battle 4: Dr. Viktor


Will Vandom, Rainbow Dash, Emerald Sustrai and Ilia were facing Dr. Viktor.

Dr. Viktor: Your turtle will be back in Spring, Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: I know. I have all the time in the world.

Dr. Viktor: Good.

Will Vandom: Lets get it on.

Emerald Sustrai: Lets do it.

Ilia: Yeah!

Dr. Viktor: Gladly.

Dr. Viktor called out his Pokemon and they went at him.

Rainbow Dash: This song is for Lincoln and his Sisters. RAINBOW STYLE NINJA ART: I AM YOUR ANGEL!

Rainbow Dash spread her wings and she floated into the air as beams of rainbow light fired from her wings and she began to sing I am Your Angel by Celine Dion.

No mountains too high, for you to climb
All you have to do is have some climbing faith, oh yeah
No rivers too wide, for you to make it across
All you have to do is believe it when you pray

And then you will see, the morning will come
And every day will be bright as the sun
All of your fears cast them on me
I just want you to see

I'll be your cloud up in the sky
I'll be your shoulder when you cry
I'll hear your voices when you call me
I am your angel

And when all hope is gone, I'm here
No matter how far you are, I'm near
It makes no difference who you are
I am your angel
I'm your angel

I saw the teardrops, and I heard you cry
All you need is time, seek me and you shall find
You have everything and you're still lonely
It don't have to be this way, let me show you a better day

And then you will see, the morning will come
And all of your days will be bright as the sun
So all of your fears, just cast them on me
How can I make you see?

I'll be your cloud up in the sky
I'll be your shoulder when you cry
I'll hear your voices when you call me
I am your angel

And when all hope is gone, I'm here
No matter how far you are, I'm near
It makes no difference who you are
I am your angel
I'm your angel

And when it's time to face the storm
I'll be right by your side
Grace will keep us safe and warm
And I know we will survive

And when it seems as if your end is drawing near (end is drawing near)
Don't you dare give up the fight (oh no)
Just put your trust beyond the skies

I'll be your cloud up in the sky
I'll be your shoulder when you cry
I'll hear your voices when you call me
I am your angel

And when all hope is gone, I'm here
No matter how far you are, I'm near
It makes no difference who you are

I am your angel (I'll be)

I'll be your cloud up in the sky
I'll be your shoulder when you cry
I'll hear your voices when you call me
I am your angel

And when all hope is gone, I'm here
No matter how far you are, I'm near
It makes no difference who you are
I am your angel

I'll be your cloud up in the sky
I'll be your shoulder when you cry
I'll hear your voices when you call me (oh, oh)
I'm your angel

Rainbow Dash fired waves of rainbow Light and they formed into Lincoln Loud and all his sisters and brothers and they went at Dr. Viktor.

Will Vandom, Emerald and Ilia fired waves of energy and lightning and the blasts all hit Dr. Viktor and they knocked him and his Pokemon down.

Rainbow Dash: YEAH!

Will Vandom: That was amazing Rainbow Dash!

Rainbow Dash: It sure was.


Battle 5: Myotismon


Nico, Applejack, Vegeta and Shadow the Hedgehog were facing Myotismon.

Myotismon: This is gonna be most fun.

Vegeta: Indeed it will be.

Nico: Yes. Lets get it on.

Applejack: Bring it on.

Myotismon called out his Pokemon.

Myotismon: Gladly. (Echoing) GRISLY WING!

He sent out a massive wave of bats.

Applejack: Here comes trouble! Lets do it! ORCHARD STYLE NINJA ART: COTTON-EYE JOE!

Applejack floated into the air and she spread her wings as she sang Cotton-Eye Joe by Rednex!

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

He came to town like a midwinter storm
He rode through the fields, so handsome and strong
His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun
But all he had come for was having some fun

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

He brought disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls was to Hell, broken, sent
They all ran away so nobody would know
And left only men 'cause of Cotton-Eye Joe

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

Applejack fired a wave of apples and they went at the bats.

Nico: He's not the only one that uses bats. (Echoing) DARKNESS WAVE!

Nico used LadyDevimon's Powers and sent out a massive wave of bats of his own!

Vegeta: FINAL SHINE ATTACK!

Vegeta fired a massive blast of green energy.

Shadow fired a wave of Chaos energy.

The blasts all went through Myotismon's bats and they slammed into Myotismon and his Pokemon and knocked him and his Pokemon down!

Nico: Yeah!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was fun!

Nico: It sure was.


Battle 6: Vulkanus


Shanan, Fluttershy, Gantu and Panda King were facing the Detrovite Crime Lord himself, Vulkanus!

Vulkanus: (to Shanan) What do you think of my pickaxe minions? Starting today, they're participating in all of our battles.

Shanan: Awesome! Bring it on!

Fluttershy: This is gonna be really fun.

Gantu: Yeah!

Panda King: (Chinese Accent) It'll be an awesome battle of the ages and of honor.

Vulkanus: Here are my awesome Pokemon.

He called out his Pokemon and they saw that he had a Mega Machamp, Mega Hitmonchan and a Mega Primeape!

Shanan: A Mega Machamp, Mega Hitmonchan and a Mega Primeape! Awesome choices on you.

Vulkanus: Thank you. Lets do it!

Shanan: With pleasure.

They powered up and went at him!

Fluttershy: This will be good. FIRESTORM STYLE NINJA ART: I SURRENDER!

Fluttershy floated into the air and she spread her wings and fire swirled around her with incredible power and heat as she began singing the awesome song by Celine Dion, I Surrender.

There's so much life I've left to live
And this fire is burning still
When I watch you look at me
I think I could find the will
To stand for every dream
And forsake this solid ground

And give up this fear within
Of what would happen if they ever knew
I'm in love with you

'Cause I'd surrender everything
To feel the chance to live again
I reach to you
I know you can feel it too
We'd make it through
A thousand dreams I still believe
I'd make you give them all to me
I'd hold you in my arms and never let go
I surrender

I know I can't survive
Another night away from you
You're the reason I go on
And now I need to live the truth
Right now, there's no better time
From this fear I will break free
And I'll live again with love
And no they can't take that away from me
And they will see

'Cause I'd surrender everything
To feel the chance to live again
I reach to you
I know you can feel it too
We'd make it through
A thousand dreams I still believe
I'd make you give them all to me
I'd hold you in my arms and never let go
I surrender

Every night's getting longer
And this fire is getting stronger, babe
I'll swallow my pride and I'll be alive
Can't you hear my call
I surrender all

I'd surrender everything
To feel the chance to live again
I reach to you
I know you can feel it too
We'd make it through
A thousand dreams I still believe
I'd make you give them all to me
I'd hold you in my arms and never let go
I surrender

Massive explosions of fire went off behind Fluttershy as she sang with the incredible divinity of an angel and the fire blasts and explosions went at Vulkanus.

Shanan, Panda King and Gantu fired blasts of fire and energy and the blasts all hit Vulkanus and they slammed into him and knocked him down with incredible force!

Shanan: WHOO-HOO!

Panda King: A most amazing performance.

Shanan: It sure was. And Fluttershy that was incredibly well done!

Fluttershy: Thanks Shanan. This was a fun battle.

Gantu: Glad you had fun.


Battle 7: Akan


Pinkie Pie was facing Akan.

Pinkie Pie: I'll make you laugh your socks off. SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!

She made 4 clones!

Pinkie 1: COMEDY STYLE NINJA ART: BIRD DROPPINGS!

Pinkie 2: COMEDY STYLE NINJA ART: WINDOW PAIN!

Pinkie 3: COMEDY STYLE NINJA ART: SADDLE SORES!

Pinkie 4: COMEDY STYLE NINJA ART: YANK MY DINGHY!

Pinkie 5: COMEDY STYLE NINJA ART: EAT MY SHIITAKE!

The 5 Pinkie Pie's fired blasts of energy and they formed into said comedy shenanigans and they hit Akan and obliterated the creature in an instant!


We regrouped.

Me: WHOO! That was awesome!

Nico: It sure was.

Me: Girls you sang those songs amazingly well.

Ash Williams: They sure have amazing talent.

Vypra: I'm impressed myself.

Laney: They are known as the Rainbooms after all. It's so awesome.

Lincoln: It sure was and Rainbow Dash?

Rainbow Dash: What's up Link?

Lincoln then kissed her on the cheek and Rainbow Dash blushed.

Everyone: AWWW!

Lincoln: Glad you're feeling better and that was an awesome song you did for me and my family.

Will Vandom: That was a great song.

Rainbow Dash: Glad you liked it.

Demona: Now that the usual battles are done, we can find those zombies so we can destroy them.

Me: This is the world of Army of Darkness and we're going up against an incredible army of Skeletons.

Nico: Yep. They'll be after the Necronomicon and we can't let them get it.

Me: That's right.

Nico: Wait I have an idea! (to Emerald Sustrai) Remember when Salem forced you into making J.D. see that hallucination of me?

Emerald Sustrai: I get it. You want me to use my Semblance to make the skeletons see hallucinations so we can lure them into a trap.

Me: That's genius.

Laney: Go for it Emerald.

Emerald Sustrai: Lets do it.

We got ready and we put our plan into action. We had Emerald use her Semblance powers to form an illusion of Ash Williams and he lead the Skeleton Army into a trap outside the castle.

Vegeta: How about me and Bokrua use the same tactic as before to take the skeletons down?

Me: Great idea Master Vegeta.

Nico: Great idea!

Me: Ready guys?

Nico: Ready.

Vegeta: Lets do it!

The Skeletons all came over the hill and when they were in range...

Me: Now!

Nico and Vegeta formed balls of Artificial Moonlight and hurled them into the sky and then they flashed intensely and illuminated the Sky with the intensity of 10 suns and turned the entire night sky into day!

The Skeletons were weakened by the incredible light of the artificial moonlight!

Ash Williams: Wow! That is a clever idea!

William: It sure is.

Me: Its become a very affective tool whenever we're fighting against villains in the night and for villains that only come out at night.

Ash Williams: Very clever.

Nico: Good thing I've learned how to use my powers to control when my Ape Transformation comes out.

Me: Wow! I didn't know you did that Nico.

Nico: I guess I didn't tell you that when I met you. But I also taught that to Vegeta, Nikiya and Gine.

Me: Good thinking. Lets do it!

Troy: Let's send these skeletons back to the grave!

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Jungle Fury!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Jungle Fury Rangers.

Me: YEAH! Lets tear these fuckboned boneheads apart! CHARGE!

Nico: CHARGE!

Eli: CHARGE!

We charged at the skeletons roaring at the tops of our lungs and then we clashed with them at an incredible level.

I punched a skeleton's head off and kicked him down. Qwun, Ikkatosh, Arrthoa, Titanix, Enre Hep, and Laarina were blasting a bunch of Skeletons apart and destroying them.

Gantu: (shoots skeleton with blaster) This is almost too easy!

KRABOOOMM!

The Skeleton exploded in a ball of fire!

Gantu: WHOA! They explode on contact!?

Me: Now this is a challenge!

Nico: Kamikaze Skeletons. Wicked cool!

I punched a Skeleton's head off and it exploded!

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

Nico kicked a skeleton into a thousand pieces.

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Vince fired numerous crystal shards and shattered a bunch of Skeletons and they exploded into massive explosions of fire.

KRABBBBOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOMM!

Applejack: Take this one! COMEDY STYLE NINJA ART: 100 WAYS TO DIE IN TEAM FORTRESS 2!

Applejack fired a wave of energy and it was for the 100 Ways to Die in Team Fortress 2!

Apple Bloom: COMEDY STYLE NINJA ART: ANOTHER 100 WAYS TO DIE IN TEAM FORTRESS 2!

Apple Bloom fired waves of energy and they formed into 100 more ways to die in said game!

Apple Fritter: Take this one! COMEDY STYLE NINJA ART: YET ANOTHER 100 WAYS TO DIE IN TEAM FORTRESS 2!

Apple Fritter fired blasts of energy and they formed into 100 more ways to die in said game forming into over 300 ways to die total!

Brittney Knudson: Try these moves of Darkness! DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: URUK-HAI!

Lucy Loud: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: GOBLINS OF MORIA!

Bertrand: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: NAZGUL!

Haiku: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: THE HIVE!

Dante: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: WARGS!

Persephone: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: MORGUL ORCS!

Morpheus: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: XENOMORPHS!

Boris: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: CARAGORS!

Crimson: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: CARAGATHS!

Ennui: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: GRAUGS!

Ingrid Third: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: VAMPIRES!

Maggie: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: WEREWOLVES!

Gwen (Total Drama): DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: GWOEMUL!

Young Gwen: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: EASTERLINGS OF RHUN!

Juleka: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: HARADRIM!

Lydia Deetz: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: FELL KINGDOM OF ANGMAR!

Wednesday Addams: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: THE WITCH-KING OF ANGMAR!

Shannon: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: DARK ELVES OF NAGGAROTH!

Mavis: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: DARK ELDAR OF COMMORRAGH!

Yumi: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: MALEKITCH, THE WITCH-KING OF NAGGAROTH!

Raven: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: BALROGS OF MORGOTH!

Sam Manson: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: SAURON!

The Goths of Darkness and Applejack and family fired blasts of energy and darkness and the blasts formed into said figures and more and they went at a bunch of Skeletons and smashed into them and they exploded with incredible force.

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Fubuki: Take this! ICE STYLE: TSUBARNE BLIZZARD!


This technique creates a cluster of ice needles in the shape of miniature swallows out of preexisting ice, which the user then launches at the opponent. These needles can change direction in midair and will maim the opponent with their sharp wings.


The Ice Swallows slashed a bunch of skeletons apart and blew them apart in massive explosion!

Undermine: Lets do it!

Fubuki: Gladly!

Undermine and Fubuki used the Animatron and Hidden Snow Cyber Planet Keys and they had Undermine sprout a razor sword from his sail on his back and enhanced Fubuki's Ice Style Powers 100-fold.

Pipes and Nurse Joy used the Earth and Pokemon Cyber Planet Keys. They enhanced Pipes' Corrosive Gas and Nurse Joy's powers 100-fold.

Cybertron Undermine and Fubuki: ICE DINOSAUR STYLE NINJA ART: NARWHAL SPINO PODSTORM!

Undermine and Fubuki fired a massive wave of ice and it formed into a huge pod of Narwhal Whales with Spinosaurus Sails on their backs and they had Tyrannosaurus Heads with Narwhal horns on their heads.

Pipes and Nurse Joy: CORROSIVE POKE BLAST!

Pipes and Nurse Joy fired blasts of acid and energy.

Brittney Knudson and Twilight Sparkle: MIDNIGHT DRAGON DARK BLAST!

Lucy Loud and Sunset Shimmer: DARKNESS PHOENIX POWER BLAST!

Bertrand and Rarity: CRIMSON DARKNESS CRYSTAL BLAST!

Haiku and Applejack: ORANGE DARKNESS APPLE BOMBS!

Dante and Fluttershy: YELLOW DARKNESS BUTTERFLY SWARM!

Persephone and Pinkie Pie: GREEN DARKNESS BALLOON BOMBS!

Morpheus and Rainbow Dash: BLUE DARKNESS RAINBOW STORM!

Boris and Starlight Glimmer: INDIGO DARKNESS STARSTORM SHOWER!

Crimson and Apple Bloom: DARKNESS APPLE BOMBSTORM!

Ennui and Sweetie Belle: DARKNESS CRYSTAL SPEAR STRIKE!

Ingrid Third and Scootaloo: DARKNESS SPEEDING RAINBOW BLAST!

Maggie and Wallflower: DARKFIRE FLOWER FIELD STRIKE!

Young Gwen and Diamond Tiara: DARKNESS JEWEL CROWN BLAST!

Juleka and Aria Blaze: DARKNESS SWAN MEGABLAST!

Teen Gwen and Sonata Dusk: DARKNESS FOREST STRIKE!

Lydia Deetz and Adagio Dazzle: DARKNESS SONG OF DEMISE!

Wednesday Addams and Juniper Montage: DARKNESS PLANTS OF NIGHTSHADE!

Shannon Deluth Sanderson Loud and Lemon Zest: DARKNESS MAGIC SOUR STRIKE!

Mavis and Indigo Zap: DARKNESS INDIGO FLAME STRIKE!

Yumi Ishiyama and Apple Fritter: DARKNESS APPLE MEGA BARRAGE!

Raven and Moondancer: DARKNESS MOONLIGHT MEGABLAST!

Sam Manson and Princess Luna: DARKNESS PLANT STRIKE BLAST!

They fired blasts of energy and darkness and elemental blasts and they hit the Skeletons all over the place and they exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

The Skeletons were destroyed.

Soundwave: Team Loud Phoenix Storm: Superior. Skeletons: Inferior.

Me: Probability of Skeleton's victory: 0%!

Nico: Good statistics.

We then faced Evil Ash!

Me: Now it's just you and us Evil Ash!

Ash Williams: Nighty Night, Evil me!

I kicked him in the face.

Me: Buckle Up Bonehead. Because...

Ash Williams: You are going for a ride.

Me and Ash Williams: BACK TO HELL YOU FUCKMONGER!

Evil Ash screamed and his head popped off and tooted like a steam horn and we kicked him in the air.

Me: HAPPY TRAILS HANS!

Me, Ash Williams, Zs'Skayr, Myotismon, Webstor and Dr. Viktor: LEGENDARY HORROR MOVIE MEGABLAST!

We fired a massive wave of energy and it formed into the awesome legendary monsters of Horror: Dracula, Frankenstein, The Wolfman, Ghosts, Spiders and more and they hit Evil Ash and they exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Me: Yeah!

Nico: Evil Ash you have failed this world!

Zs'Skayr: I find it enjoyable that me, Dr. Viktor, and Myotismon got to particpate in this adventure.

William: I'm not surprised. After all, you are a ghost alien.

Dr. Viktor: And I am a Frankenstein alien.

Myotismon: And I'm a vampire Digimon.

Me: True to all that and it was nice to face skeletons for a change instead of zombies.

Nico: You got that right.

Me: But this was so much fun.

Ash Williams: It sure was and J.D. it was a great honor to fight alongside you.

Me: Same here Ash. It was awesome fighting along side you as well.

We shook hands.

Ash Williams: (To the viewers) Never ever mess with the forces of the undead or else.

Me: You got that right.

We went back home and rested.

THE END


Part 6 Done.

Army of Darkness from 1992 was one funny movie and it may have been scary but it was really funny! I never saw the movie back then but it was really cool from the looks of it. Bruce Campbell and Embeth Davidtz both did an awesome job in that movie and it was awesome how they dealt with the forces of the undead back at the start of the 14th Century! Awesome! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is an epic Rescue Mission as we face the Zombies of the awesome action packed 2004 horror movie DAWN OF THE DEAD! Get ready to see us take on the entire population of Milwaukee, Wisconsin on another Earth and we're gonna blow up that whole Zombie Hellhole!

See you all tomorrow.