In the middle of the city, Electro and Dark Spicer were having donuts and they were really tasty donuts.

Dark Spicer: These donuts are amazing Max.

Electro: Mmm! They sure are.

?: I think you deserve much better.

They were approached by none other than the abusive former headmistress of Crystal Prep: PRINCIPAL ABACUS CINCH!


Principal Abacus Cinch, simply known as Principal Cinch, is the main antagonist of the third film in the "Equestria Girls" full-length film franchise My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Friendship Games. She was the headmistress of Crystal Prep Academy.

She was voiced by Iris Quinn.

Principal Cinch first appears, calling Twilight to her office through Dean Cadence. She talks with Twilight about her application for Independent Study Program, admiring her as the best student the academy ever had. However, she then points that Twilight has to compete in Friendship Games, which will strengthen the academy's influence, as it always was. When Twilight tries to say that she's just a researcher and doesn't want to compete, wasting her time, Cinch tells her that she has influence due to the academy's high social status. The principal points that she can use that influence to get Twilight's application approved faster or even denied at once if she won't take part in Friendship Games, forcing Twilight to do so.

In Canterlot High School, Principal Cinch first spends some time talking with Principal Celestia, as the latter shows her the school upgrades. They end up seeing Human Five and Sunset Shimmer chatting with confused Twilight, only for Cinch to reveal that the one is her best student, apologizing for her curiosity. After that incident, Cinch forbids Twilight to make friends with the Canterlot High students. Principal Cinch also ruins Pinkie Pie's welcoming party, forbidding her students to have fun, and Pinkie actually couldn't do anything at the moment, as Twilight accidentally drained her Laughter Magic which makes Pinkie to tired to oppose the principal (though she actually the one who could do that with her personality).

During the main action of the games (in song "Acadeca"), Cinch observes her students' work and gets angry or disgusted anytime they fail to win, like in bakery competition, which was won by Pinkie Pie and her tremendous "Mona Lisa" cake. While Principal Celestia, Vice-Principal Luna and Dean Cadence judge the most of the competitions, Principal Cinch judges the last one, math competition between Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle, pointing out that Sunset's answer is incorrect.

Then, Principal Cinch instructs the remained Shadowbolts before Tri-Cross Relay, inspiring them to victory and hoping that Twilight could deal with the first part of the relay, which is actually the P.E. standard for Crystal Prep Academy. However, Twilight fails miserably, not being able to high the bulls-eye with and arrow, which enrages her classmates, but she is helped by Applejack, who then gets pony-up for her honesty, which was accidentally drained by Twilight. The latter drops her pendant which opens several random portals to Equestria, releasing the Everfree Forest into this dimension. It crushes the track, nearly killing Sunset Shimmer and Sugarcoat in process, as Rainbow Dash and Indigo Zap prove themselves to be more competent racers. However, Rainbow saves Sunset, getting pony-up, and then Sunset wins the race. Principal Cinch blames the Wondercolts for magic cheating, however, Celestia tries to convince Cinch that no one had advantage due to that. A bit later, Principal Cinch witnesses Twilight draining Rainbow Dash's magic and learning that she drained much magic yet.

Before the final competition, Principal Cinch and the Shadowbolts trying to convince Twilight in releasing the magic to the point of enforcing her to do it in their villain song "Unleash the Magic". However, the magic goes unstable and corrupts Twilight, as everyone, including Cinch, look at that in horror. Twilight transforms into horrifying Midnight Sparkle, and Cinch, understanding what monster has been created, retreats in save position, advising the Shadowbolts to do the same when Sunny Flare actually catches her.

After Midnight Sparkle is defeated, Cinch accuses the Canterlot High School for magic cheating once more and demands that Celestia and Luna forfeit the Friendship Games, threatening to report the incident to the school board. However, she is mocked by the others, as even the Shadowbolts turn on Cinch, implying that she was the one responsible for Midnight Sparkle's creation, and point out that there is no way the board would believe her claims about "flying girls, magic or talking dog (referring to Twilight's Spike)". Though Cinch is enraged, she than saves her face and leaves in defeat, most probably leaving to Crystal Prep the next day with the other students and Dean Cadence.

Equestria Girls Specials

In the special "Dance Magic," Sour Sweet mentions that Cadance has taken over as the Principal of Crystal Prep, meaning that Principal Cinch either quit, retired, or was fired by her superiors for her actions.


Dark Spicer: Wait a minute. Aren't you the former headmistress of Crystal Prep, Abacus Cinch?

Cinch: The same.

Electro: What the Hell do you want, Cinch?

Cinch: Well, I've noticed that Vypra doesn't seem to appreciate you two. In my opinion, someone of both of your talents should be better appreciated.

Dark Spicer: What are you getting at?

Cinch: I'm offering you two to work for me. If you two accept, I'll make you two powerful. Powerful then Vypra and even J.D. Knudson. But I'll give you two time to think about my offer.

With that, Cinch left.

Dark Spicer: Max huddle.

They did so.

Dark Spicer: I think Cinch is up to something worthy of a Rotwood scheme.

Electro: Yeah I feel it too. After everything that happened with Rotwood we don't want to let that all happen again. Nico was seriously hurt psychologically because of that.

Dark Spicer: I know. So we'll play along with her and expose what she is REALLY up to.

Electro: We should tell everyone at the estate.

Dark Spicer: Good idea.

They went to the estate.

Later Cinch went to the Masters of Evil headquarters and talked to Vypra.

Cinch: I admit this is quite the organization you have, Vypra. You have an army of villains who will do anything you ask. And your second in command has a version of the Omnitrix at his disposal. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't impressed.

Vypra: What are you implying?

Cinch: Your leadership position is quite a nice touch. Though such a position iss more suited for those more deserving. The only real issue is, you don't seem to treat your followers to well.

Bane: If you have something to say, then say it!

Cinch: Of course, as you wish. Dark Spicer, Electro; show where you're loyalties lie now, please.

Dark Spicer: If you say so.

Dark Spicer turned into Darkspeed as he and Electro look at each other and nod.

Electro then quickly zoomed past Vypra and straight for Cinch. He slid under Cinch and gave her an electrical punch that sent her flying high. Cinch screamed as she flew up, and then started to fall down. She looked to the right as Darkspeed zoomed towards her. Darkspeed punched Cinch and sent her flying to the wall, causing her to slide down on the floor.

Cinch (gets up): What.. what are you doing!?

Electro: Showing where our loyalties lie.

Vypra: What was your plan? Did you intend for them to attack me, and in the surprise and heat of the moment, you would go after Bane and kill him? And I would be caught off-guard by such a surprise that they managed to kill me? In which the Masters of Evil would fall to you?

Bane: Even if you could, on the smallest of possibilities, that you could dispose of me; Vypra taught them everything they know, they would hold no surprises for her.

Cinch: You… you knew? I made sure to cover all my tracks. There was no way you could have known! So how? How could you have known?!"

Darkspeed: We told her. (Cinch looks at him) We told her your plan the second we got back.

Cinch: You told her?! Why?! We had a deal! I could have give you two more power!

Electro: Oh please. You would say anything to get us on your side. And besides, who says we want more power to begin with?

Darkspeed: I'm already powerful enough with my Antitrix. After all, I even my own versions of Alien X and Way Big.

Electro: And my electric powrs make me powerful enough as it is And say what you will amigo, but there's one thing you actually hadn't accounted for. The Masters of Evil are like a family.

Cinch: Family?!

Darkspeed: We in the Masters of Evil treat each other like family. Just like Team Loud Phoenix Storm. You think we would betray them for someone like you?

We came in.

Me: Former Headmistress of Crystal Prep, Abacus Cinch. How nice to finally meet you in person.

Sunset Shimmer: (smirks) Hi there, Cinch! We've got a lot to talk about!

Cinch: J.D. Knudson. And Indigo! How Dare you betray me!?

Me: Didn't expect your former students to turn on you like this didn't you?

Indigo Zap: Especially after all the crap you put us through!

Lemon Zest: Yeah!

Vypra: Cinch. Earlier, you implied that we're kindred spirits; that we have much in common. While it's true that we do have minor similarities; but at our very core, we're nothing alike.

Cinch tried to back up, but was already up against the wall as Vypra walked closer to her, causing Cinch's heart to race even further.

Vypra: You're the Headmistress of Crystal Prep Academy. Everything you have was given to you. Your position, your resources, all of it; it was all handed to you from the start. However, everything I have, I've earned. I've trained to master my skills; I earned leadership of the Masters of Evil, and I've earned the respect and friendship of my team.

Cinch could only look up in fear as Vypra stopped walking and was less than a foot away from her.

Vypra: You also implied that we both have suffered. Well, I can guarantee you, all the so-called pain you have experienced, is nothing compared to what I have endured. I've been dead twice now. But you know what? My previous deaths have made stronger and made me who I am today.

Cinch: Wh… what… WHAT ARE YOU?!

Vypra: I am Vypra, former minion of Queen Bansheera. And Leader of the Masters of Evil. But more importantly… (draws her sword) I'm not a person who would let someone like you roam freely.

Luan: And the greatest frenemy of all for me!

Me: That's right!

Nico: What do you say to that you old prune!

Darkspeed: Face it, bitch; you may be alpha where you come from. But with those like us, you're way out of your league.

Electro: Say hi to your fellow criminals in jail for us!

Cinch knew she was beat!

JAIL DOOR CLOSES!

Cinch was now in prison in the Center of The Earth.

At the estate we were talking to Vypra and everyone.

Me: That was genius that you all turned on Cinch like that!

Dark Spicer: Thanks J.D.

Me: Sorry we came into your HQ like that.

Vypra: No worries.

Nico: But at least we now have Cinch in prison. The last thing we want is another Rotwood situation repeating like that.

Varie: You said it.

Vypra: Good.

Me: That was really clever of you to turn on her like that though.

Vypra: Yep. I have 2 new recruits to introduce you. You can come in now.

Two figures came and 1 of them was the Demon Sorcerer of Wind, XIAO FUNG!

Bai Tza: Brother! Glad to see you.

Xiao Fung: I'm very glad to be out of that statue prison. And I'm grateful that I'm not in the Black Forest prison this time.

Jackie Chan: I remember that.

Me: Also I forgot that I noticed that your voice sounds like the Mayor of Halloween Town.

Xiao Fung: (Laughs) That is interesting.

Me: Nice to see you again Xiao Fung. So Vypra has you joining the Masters now.

Xiao Fung: That's right and another friend.

?: (Breathing voice) That's me.

Heavy loud breathing was heard and we saw the enemy of Timmy's favorite superhero, the Crimson Chin, THE IRON LUNG!


The Iron Lung is the lung-themed foe of the Crimson Chin who continuously tries to steal from the banks of Chincinnati.

Information

He is a robotic villain who can inhale and release large amounts of air. His mouth can also function as a vacuum cleaner. He is a member of The Body of Evil. He can take in clean air, as he will start coughing continuously if the air he inhales is filled with smoke or dirt.

Description

He seems to be an entirely metal creature, with a silver metal body, presumably made of iron. He has a large "I" on his chest, and a whistle on his shoulder. He also as large metal shoulder pads and metal bands on his elbows and knees.

Background

In The Collapsed Lung, The Iron Lung was blowing out the candle of Chincinnati's giant birthday cake. He also blew the cake (along with the Chin, Cleft and Miss Chincinnati, who were all standing on top of it) towards the Statue of Chincinnati, where they would all get crushed. The Chin uses his mighty chin to steer the cake safely away from the statue, while Cleft realises that the Iron Lung needs to take in air to blow it out, and that the air needs to be clean. He produces a 1947 Buick-Packard automobile so the Lung can start choking on its exhaust fumes. He then corks the Lung's mouth so the Chin has an opportunity to send the Lung to jail via chin-based justice.


Timmy Turner: THE IRON LUNG!

Iron Lung: (to Timmy) I haven't seen you as Cleft for a long time, Turner. Did you grow out of your Crimson Chin phase or something?

Timmy Turner: No it's just that ever since I have joined Team Loud Phoenix Storm, I've been so busy helping out the Universe.

Iron Lung: I see.

Me: So you are one of the enemies of Timmy's hero the Crimson Chin.

Iron Lung: That's right. It's an honor to meet you J.D.

Me: Same here. Now the Masters of Evil have 2 awesome Wind Users on the team.

Xiao Fung: Yep.

Mung Daal: (OFFSCREEN YELLING FROM THE BOOK OF CHOWDER) J.D.! HELP US!

Me: That's Mung and he's in Trouble! We have to get over to Marzipan!

We went to the kitchen and I pulled out the book of Chowder and opened it and we went to Marzipan and hightailed it over to Mung's Catering Company.


At Mung's Catering Company something was going on! Something SUPERNATURAL!

Mung, Schnitzel and Chowder were hiding behind the fridge as stuff was flying all over the place.

Mung: We'll be safe here until we figure out what is causing this.

Chowder: Whatever it is, I bet it has nothing to do with that spooky glowing thing over there.

We see a Flurkey dish and it was old and glowing green with an ominous and spooky glow.

Mung: That looks like a dish I cooked years ago. How did it get back here?

Schnitzel: RA RADDA! RADDA RADDA RADDA! (Oh no Mung! That Flurkey is Haunted!)

Mung: What do you mean Haunted?

Schnitzel: Ra radda radda. Radda radda radda. (It's Really Haunted! It's all here in this book.)

Mung: The Snackro-nomicon?

Snackro-nomicon: Lets make nachos buddy.

Mung: Oh Schnitzel! You and your crazy obsession with the Supernatural!

He opened the book and showed a page. It said POULTRYGEIST and it had a picture of a really angry, and extremely evil and really pissed off Chicken Spirit coming out of a Flurkey.

Schnitzel: Radda! (Right here!)

Mung: A Poultrygeist? You're saying that since this Flurkey dish was never eaten, left to rot here behind the radiator that it went bad? So bad that it became EVIL?!

Schnitzel screams.

THUNDERCLAP!

Schnitzel: Ra-ra-ra-ra-RADDA!? (E-e-e-e-EVIL!?)

Mung: We must dispose of this dish at once!

They saw Chowder eating it.

Mung: Chowder! Where's the dish?

Chowder: I don't know.

Mung: Chowder!? What have you done!?

Chowder: Mung you said to get rid of the dish. So I ate it. And now in three days it will return a beautiful butterfly. And everyone will be happy.

CHOWDER YOU DUMB IDIOT!

Schnitzel: Radda radda. (Maybe nothing)

Mung: Well I guess it was nothing. Now we can turn our attention away from Chowder and blah blah blahbity blah blah.

Chowder then started clucking like a chicken.

Chowder: (CLUCKING)

We came.

Maria: Hey, Mung. What seems to be the problem?

Mung Daal: It's Chowder!

We saw Chowder.

May: Chowder? Are you okay?

Chowder turned his head around all the way.

Me: What the!?

Chowder: (Dreamily) I feel fine May.

THUNDERCLAP!

We were shaking in fear!

Schnitzel: OH RADDA! (OH WHOA MAN!)

Chowder's head then started spinning fast all the way!

It stopped.

Chowder: Oh look I have a tail. (Laughs) (Resumes spinning)

Me: Chowder what the hell is wrong with you!?

Mung: HIS HEAD IS SPINNING! NOW HIS ARMS!

Chowder's arms were spinning fast!

Schnitzel: RA! RA-RADDA! (OH! OH MAN LOOK!)

He was doing the Bootsie Roll Dance now!

Mung: Now his feet! He's doing the bootsie roll! I haven't seen that dance in years.

Then we saw Chowder doing something weird!

Mung: OH NO! WHA! WHAT IS THAT!?

Chowder: Blarga flarga.

He was twirling his finger.

Mung: Now his finger! Twirling! This is madness! Chowder snap out of it!

Chowder: (DEMONIC VOICE) THE CHOWDER OF WHOM YOU SPEAK IS NO LONGER HERE!

Me: Then who the hell are you!?

Brittney: That voice is demonic!

Florentine: Who am I? Hmm I am known by many names. I AM THE FOULEST OF THE BARNYARD FOWL, (FIRE RAGES BEHIND HIM) ROASTING IN THE MOST INFERNAL OF... uh... Most infernal of INFERNOS! BLARGA FLARGA! BLARGA FLARGA! (LICKS FEROCIOUSLY!) But you can call me Florentine. BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

Me: Let Chowder go you birdbrained idiot!

Florentine: Make me you monster!

Me: YOU'RE THE MONSTER!

Brittney: What have you done with Chowder!?

Florentine: He is in the fire!

Mung: Florentine I know you're upset but leave Chowder alone.

Florentine: (Licks ferociously)

Mung: He's innocent! Innocent I tells ya!

Florentine: This host body is perfect. (Rubs legs) Yes. So round, (Pats belly) so fully packed. (Rubs back and butt) It's as though I'm a plump, juicy flurkey again! (Laughs) Oh I could get used to this.

Mung: Schnitzel do something!

Schnitzel: RADDA! (Right!)

Lana: Be careful Schnitzel.

Schnitzel ran over to him.

Schnitzel: RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA! (You leave Chowder alone right now!)

Florentine then vomited green slime all over Schnitzel!

YUCK!

Me: EW!

Nico: OH THAT'S DISGUSTING!

Mung: OH Schnitzel! Disgusting!

He vomited all over Schnitzel!

Me: EW!

Florentine laughed at him and vomited on him again and then they both vomited on Schnitzel.

Vince: OH GROSS!

Eli: GOD!

Nunnally: EW!

Lola: That is disgusting!

Lana: YUCK!

Me: This monster is really curdling my stomach!

Florentine: MUNG DAAL! Long have I waited for revenge because you left me to rot behind the fridge!

Me: What does he mean by that!?

Schnitzel: Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda. (He's a Flurkey dish that was never eaten yet.)

Laney: And he was left back here to rot and he turned evil?

Lucy Loud: That's weird.

Brittney: No kidding. We've encountered demonically possessed people but never like this.

Florentine: That's right! NOW BEAR WITNESS TO ME DOING EVIL! And uh... Stuff! TIME FOR EVIL! PTTOOOO! WHOOOSH!

He flew off!

Mung: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

William: Isn't there anyway we can help Chowder?!

Me: We have to get Florentine out of him!

Laney: Yeah!

Schnitzel: This might have the answer.

He handed the Snackro-nomicon to Laney.

Laney: The Snackro-nomicon? Never heard of a book like this.

She read the book.

Laney: Lets see here. Aha! It says here that in order to get the evil spirit out of Chowder we must take him to a place called The Gravy-Yard.

Me: The Gravy-Yard?

Ed: Yum!

Eddy: Shut up Ed.

Me: First lets get Chowder and restrain him!

Nico: Right!

We went to get Florentine and we saw him ripping apart Mung's cookbooks!

Florentine: (EVIL LAUGHTER)

Mung: NO! MY COOKBOOKS!

Florentine: PTTOOOO! WHOOOSH!

He was smashing the plates and dishes.

Florentine: (EVIL LAUGHTER)

Mung: NO! MY DISHES DESTROYED!

Florentine: PTTOOOO! WHOOOSH!

He flew off and he was eating gravy out of the fridge!

Florentine: MUST FEED! (CLUCKS) (EATS GRAVY!)

Me: There he is!

Nico: Drop the gravy!

Florentine: (EVIL LAUGHTER) MUNG DAAL! (Turns head) FIRST I DRINK YOUR GRAVY AND THEN I DRINK YOUR SOUL!

I Smacked Chowder on his head and knocked him out.

We later had him tied up.

Florentine: (Groans) (Shakes head) Huh? What is the meaning of this!?

Me: We didn't like having to do that. But we have to keep you tied up for your own good.

Florentine: (GRUNTS) You think this rope can hold me!?

Twilight Sparkle: That rope is restraining you with magic.

Me: Lets get you to the Gravy-Yard.

Lucy cut a portal and we went to the Gravy-Yard.

Florentine: WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME!? WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME!?

Nico: Chowder, please stay still! This is for your own good!

Florentine: NICO YOUR MOTHER IS A BLOB OF SNOT AND YOUR FATHER WAS A HOMELESS BUM! BLARGA FLARGA LARGA!

Me: Shut up Florentine!

We arrived at the Hall of Aerobics.

Mung: We've finally made it to the Hall of Aerobics.

Me: This is weird. Why is there exercise equipment here?

Mung: Don't you know? It's to EXERCISE demons. (Laughs)

WE LAUGHED!

Me: (Laughs) Good one!

Schnitzel: Wah wah.

Mung: Hurry! We don't have much time!

We put Florentine on a treddmill.

Florentine: MUNG DAAL! YOUR MOTHER WAS A POLAR BEAR! YOUR FATHER WAS A FIGURE SKATER! BLARGA FLARGA LARGA!

Me: Shut up!

Mung: Schnitzel start the workout music!

Schnitzel: Radda!

He pulled out a radio and turned it on.

Lynn: Good beat.

Mung and me had a dish.

Mung: We know you're in there Chowder! Run towards the flurkey.

Nico: I've heard of exorcisms but this is ridiculous.

Brittney: This is a really goofy way to get rid of demons.

Florentine: THIS WILL NEVER WORK MUNG DAAL! YOU SMELL OF FLOWERS AND CHEESE!

Eli: And you smell of turds and shit!

Nunnally: Eli!

Eli: Sorry.

Mung: We're losing him!

Me: Faster Chowder! Faster!

The treddmill went faster!

Florentine: THIS CAN'T BE! I'LL EAT YOUR EARS WITH A SPOON (PANTING) THEN I'LL SING YOU SONGS OF PAIN AND... oh wait. You don't have ears. DARN IT!

He was really running!

Mung: It's working

Me: He's REALLY sweating out all the juices!

Chowder was now really skinny as a rail and sweating buckets!

Florentine: NO! MY JUICES! BODY BECOMING SKINNY AND VERY UNATTRACTIVE!

Lola: Sheesh! You need a lot of plastic surgery!

Timmy Turner laughed.

Florentine: MUST LEAVE THIS WITHERING HUSK OF A BODY! (GAGS)

A chicken spirit came out of Chowder through his mouth and Brittney opened a portal that lead to the Warp and he was sucked into it.

Me: That's the end of that bad chicken.

Nico: Yep. Good riddance.

Chowder was back to normal!

Chowder: (Weakly and exhausted) Mung? Can we go back to the kitchen now? I'm so hungry!

We laughed!

Mung: He's back! My boy is back!

Me: Glad to have you back Chowder!

Nico: This had to be the most goofiest exorcism ever.

Brittney: It sure was.

We got Chowder some food and he was back to normal.

Chowder: Ahh. Thanks for saving me guys.

Me: Ah it was nothing Chowder.

Nico: Yeah but this was a goofy adventure.

Sunset Shimmer: It sure was. I thought it was so funny with everything that happened.

Me: Yeah.

We had a funny and awesome adventure.

THE END


Part 11 done.

The Poultrygeist episode of Chowder was one funny episode that had a lot of elements from The Exorcist and even some from Poltergeist! It was awesome! And it aired on November 22nd, 2009 and it was funny! Slightly scary but really funny! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is an awesome and hilariously funny version of the episode of SpongeBob Squarepants, Scaredy Pants and it's gonna be a land version where we help Lincoln overcome his fears of everyone scaring him. It's gonna be funny!

See you all tomorrow.