At Gotham Royal York Elementary School, we were getting ready for an awesome and really fun eating contest. Lincoln had been training for this for a while.
Me: This is gonna be interesting. Today is the day of the annual Gotham Royal York Baked Bean eating contest.
Nico: I hope Lincoln wins. He has been training really hard for this and he hasn't bean eating anything else since he entered it 3 days ago.
Me: I know and he has been farting up a storm to the point where we almost can't breathe.
Lincoln & Clyde and Patsy & Gretchen came to us.
Lincoln: This is gonna be so fun!
Patsy Smiles: It sure will be.
Me: You entered a contest like this before didn't you Patsy?
Patsy Smiles: I sure did and it was great.
Inque: So you two are going to find out who can eat the most beans?
Clyde: Yep.
Gretchen: And we're gonna win!
Me: Lazlo you won a contest like this didn't you?
Lazlo: I sure did but that was a long time ago.
Edward: You know. Lazlo used to stack beans at one time.
Adella: Stack beans? Is that even possible?
Me: I was thinking exactly the same thing.
Nico: How far did you get in that Lazlo?
Lazlo: I got up to 128,513.
Laney: WHOA! That's really impressive.
Raj: (Indian Accent) Indeed it is. The beans we used were rotten beans.
Me: Rotten beans? Yuck!
Then Mayor Davis came.
Mayor Davis: And welcome everyone to the annual Gotham Royal York Baked Bean Eating Contest. The rules for this contest will be simple. Whoever eats the most beans and is the last person standing wins. Your partner will be watching you. Get ready folks.
Everyone sat down and Lincoln and Clyde were ready and presented with a big bowl of baked beans and they smelled awesome.
Me: Better get your nose plugs ready just in case.
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a bunch of nose plugs.
Mayor Davis: Ready everyone? On your marks... Get set... (Presses a key and it farts) Oops that's not it. (AIR HORN BLAST) GO!
They got to eating and Lincoln already finished 3 bowls in and he was really on a roll!
Me: Whoa! Lincoln is really moving!
Lori: He sure is.
Daring Do: Lincoln sure has a big appetite.
Me: He sure does.
Lincoln ate 3 more bowls and Patsy ate 5 more and Lincoln was really catching up to her. But some of the kids were falling.
FAARRT! FAARRT FAART FAART! FAART FAAART!
Some were Falling face first into their beans and falling backwards and onto the floor.
Lemming Brothers: HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP!
They picked up a bunch of kids and carried them outside to the flatulence bench. It later came down to Lincoln & Clyde VS Patsy and Gretchen.
Me: This is gonna be a close one!
Nico: No kidding! Lincoln is really going at it!
He already ate 129 bowls of beans and Patsy had 110 bowls of beans.
Laney: Wow Lincoln should have fallen over gone by now.
Waspinator: Waspinator think Lincoln's gas is stinky!
FFFAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTT!
Lincoln: Sorry!
Lincoln's stomach was really hurting.
Me: Also I thought you guys couldn't smell anything.
Optimus Primal: Well we're animals as well as robots and we have noses now.
Me: Oh.
Rattrap: Okay. It's official. Lincoln and Clyde win.
Me: And we're gonna die.
Rattrap: Hey! That's my line.
Optimus Primal and Airazor: Shut up Rattrap!
Mayor Davis: And the winner is Lincoln and Clyde!
We cheered wildly for Lincoln and Clyde and hoisted them up and they were presented the trophy. It was a solid diamond bowl of baked beans.
We got back home and Lincoln was sitting out on the deck and he was REALLY farting up a storm because of all those beans.
Me: Sorry you have to be out here Lincoln.
Lincoln: I'll make it but thanks for helping me and Clyde win guys.
Me: Aw it was nothing.
Nico: You totally earned it.
Kira Ford: You said it.
Lincoln got back to playing video games and he was really gassy. Mondo was getting ready to go to Mon World.
Clayface: Hey, Mondo. Mind if we go on patrol with you?
Mondo: Not at all. We'll all go. We're heading to the Water Realm.
Varie: Cool!
Me: This is gonna be awesome!
Rockna and Mondo went to their lockers and opened them and in them were secret tunnels.
Mondo: A GIANT LEAP FOR MON KIND!
Rockna and Mondo went down the tunnels and through tunnels that put them in their Mon Colle Knights Uniforms and were swinging on trapeze bars to their ship the Utopian Eagle.
Mondo: Yeah!
Rockna: WHOA! Rockna's Ready to Rumble!
They landed in the ship and Professor Hiiragi launched and smashed into the wall and it hurt him.
Professor Hiiragi: I always hate this part!
He landed in the ship.
Me: That is so cool guys!
Lana: Awesome!
Nico: Thank goodness we helped Rockna conquer her fear of frogs.
Daring Do: Thank goodness.
Me: Lets light this candle guys!
Lucy open a portal to Mon World and we were off.
Mondo: Mon World here we come!
We flew to Mon World and we were over the Water Realm!
Me: YEAH!
Nico: Wow! So this is the Water Realm.
Lori: It's over the ocean.
Linka: It sure is. Sorry Lincoln couldn't be with us.
Me: I know but knowing Lincoln he'll arrive. Lets head out and check for any activity.
Teresa: I'll check from the air for any crime.
Lori: And me and Arpeggio will go with you.
Me: And Varie you lead a team underwater.
Varie: Roger that!
Me: We'll meet up on that small island over there.
I pointed to a small island in the middle of the ocean.
Rockna: This is gonna be awesome!
We went to the island and the Neptune Crusaders and Lori and team went in the air and most of us flew out and searched.
Eli: Wow! So this is Mon World.
Me: It sure is. This is the realm where Mondo and Rockna had amazing adventures and it is so cool.
Linka: Yep.
We were waiting for anything.
Alizarin Bubblegum: But this is so cool that all this is possible here.
Gluko: It sure is.
Eccentro: We've had a lot of good times here.
Batch: Yeah.
Night Glider: Got to admit though. This world is so amazing from what we were told about it.
Rockna: It sure is cool huh?
We waited and more and Lori and Lola were soaking up some sun.
Lori: Ah this is literally relaxing.
Rarity: It is definitely relaxing.
Laney was playing her flute and she was playing the Celtic Flute song Fionnula's Tale by Marc Jungermann.
It was really beautiful. Fluttershy was playing her Tambourine to add to the song.
I then felt my Mermaid Sense go off and then a beautiful mermaid with periwinkle hair and pearls in her hair and she had beautiful blue eyes. She had pink fins for ears and a beautiful pink tail and pink dress and her hair had pearls at the ends.
When the song was done we cheered.
Pearl Princess: Wow! That was so beautiful!
Me: She did really well.
Pearl Princess: Wow! You are all Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's such an honor to meet you all.
Me: Pleasure to meet you too.
Pearl Princess: Same here. Mondo, Rockna and Professor Hiiragi it's great to see you all again. But why are Eccentro, Batch and Gluko with you?
Me: Don't worry, Eccentro and his team are no longer intent on conquering all of Mon World. Eccentro is now part of our frenemies in the Masters of Evil and Batch and Gluko are now part of our Redemption Squad.
Pearl Princess: I see.
Eccentro: It's not my turn and I just want to enjoy this time with my friends.
Me: Yeah.
Pearl Princess: Sounds like you all have done a lot these past few years.
Me: That's an understatement. We faced the evil Redda and killed him.
Pearl Princess: That's what I heard. I'm glad he will never terrorize our world again.
Me: That's right.
?: Hey guys!
We saw Spectra the Light Angel flying in.
Rockna: Spectra!
Spectra: Good to see you all again.
Rockna: Glad you could come.
Spectra: And I brought some friends to help out.
With her came the Water, Earth and Fire Angels.
Rockna: Wow! The Water, Earth and Fire Angels.
Fire Angel: It is good to see all of you again.
Water Angel: It sure is. How have things been?
Me: We are really busy saving the universe.
Earth Angel: It always is a big job.
Me: It always is. But we have to be ready for anything.
Spectra: But thank you all so much for destroying Redda.
Linka: You're welcome Spectra. He had it coming for a long time.
Lola: Yeah I can tell he was really messed up in the head.
Pearl Princess: I think that is an understatement Lola.
Lola: Yeah.
Me: Lets see here.
I pulled out my radio and I was listening in on radio signals.
Sarah Gunnerson: So far things have been very quiet.
Concrete: Yep. (Whoosh) Wait is that a portal?
They heard roaring of incredible rage!
Impact Man: Oh my God! Is that Tanaka?!
Eccentro: WHAT!? HOW DID HE SURVIVE!?
He then grabbed onto my back and pulled my shirt over him cover him to hide him.
Me: HEY! Get off of me! I'm not your wall!
Nico: So Tanaka survived!? I thought you blew up him and the whole castle.
Me: I did and he should've died with the blast. But somehow he survived.
Pearl Princess: His hatred must be too strong.
Fire Angel: That could be the case. His hatred burns really intensely for one such as him to die that easily.
Skywarp: I'll teleport us back to the others! We need to tell them what we just saw!
Thundercracker: Roger that bro!
Starfire: Lets go!
Concrete Man: Lets go!
Everyone regrouped.
Me: Hey, guys. How was-
Stewie: You're not gonna believe what we saw!
Me: We heard Stewie and Eccentro is hiding in my shirt like a scared little baby.
Sweetie Belle: It's like he has a really horrible history with this guy.
Me: Lets see what it says about him.
I pulled up Tanaka's info.
A midget old man who serves as Eccentro's mentor under the orders of Eccentro's father. He usually tries to "discipline" Eccentro for his screw-ups (and lack of manly attitude) with back-breaking exercises and harsh training related to the episode's content. Tanaka tends to pop up anywhere.
Me: So he is the monster responsible for tormenting you!
Eccentro: That's right.
Batch: He is such a monster.
Gluko: He treats us like slaves and he deserved to die.
Linka: I guess we'll have to finish what we started.
Me: Yep.
Nico: He doesn't deserve to be a mentor to anyone.
Linka: Yeah!
Bright Man: This shouldn't be a problem. We'll just find Tanaka and take him out. Should be easy.
Eccentro: Really? You think so? WRONG!
Me: Huh?
Eccentro: I hate Tanaka and he tried to make me REALLY evil and more and he promised my father that he would turn me into the most evil man ever.
Me: But I killed your father and I thought I killed Tanaka too. Also he should've died.
Eccentro got out of my shirt and I fixed my clothes.
?: Guys!
We turned and we saw Professor Calamitous, Shiv, Leonard the King Pig, Koragg, Katnappe and Cheese Shogun Roquefort.
Me: Professor Calamitous, Shiv, Leonard, Koragg, Katnappe and Roquefort.
Shiv: We heard what's going on.
Koragg: Eccentro we'll gladly help you deal with Tanaka. You don't need him anymore because now you have us as your family.
I put my hand on Eccentro's shoulder.
Me: And you have us as your family too.
Mondo: That's right.
Rockna: Yeah.
Eccentro then started crying.
Eccentro: Thank you so much guys. Thank you.
Me: Anytime.
Tanaka: ECCENTRO!
We saw him and we were ready to fight him!
Me: Tanaka! I'm amazed you are even still alive even after I blew you sky high!
Tanaka: SO YOU ARE THE ONE THAT BLEW UP THE CASTLE AND KILLED COUNT COLLECTOR!
Me: And I show no remorse for it!
Tanaka: YOU ARE A FUCKING MONSTER! WHAT YOU DID IS AN ACT OF THE DEVIL!
Me: No. I call it an act of justice in dealing with people like you!
Tanaka: How dare you betray me and your father, Eccentro!?
Roquefort: You would be wise to shut your damn mouth!
Koragg: You have no honor. That is why Eccentro betrayed you!
Calamitous: And we're a much better family to him then you and his father ever were!
Me: Yeah you fuckmongering tyrant!
Nico: You don't deserve to have Eccentro, Batch or Gluko to be with you!
Me: So do us all a favor and shut the hell up!
Tanaka: WHY YOU FUCKING LITTLE!?
He came at me and threw a punch at me and I blocked it with my arm and kicked him square in the face and send him crashing into a rock with devastating force.
Me: WHOA! My powers have gotten stronger since my ascension.
Nico: They sure have.
?: I'll say.
A figure came out and it was FORTISSIMODO from episode 12 of Zeo!
Fortissimodo is a piano-themed robot monster.
King Mondo created Fortissismodo from Angel Grove High's concert hall piano, for the intent of capturing the 'mysterious piano player.' Fortissimodo overpowered Adam until the other Rangers showed up. Klank made him grow and he grabbed Adam, who was soon freed by Tommy who attacked with the Defender Wheel. Fortissimodo shot out explosive piano notes, but was defeated by the Zeo Megazord.
Adam Park: Fortissimodo!
Fortissimodo: Been a while rangers.
Me: I remember you! You were sent by King Mondo to kidnap Eugene Skullovitch who was actually Skull.
Fortissimodo: That's right J.D. Good memory on you.
Me: Never missed an episode.
Fortissimodo: (to Skull) So you're the mysterious piano player? That's very impressive. And you're not even a Ranger.
Skull: That's right and thanks for the compliment.
Me: We'll have our usual battles after we deal with Tanaka.
Shiv: Right.
Tanaka got up.
Troy: You're done making Eccentro's life a living Hell!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Beast Morphers!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Beast Morpher Rangers and Orion turned into Ninjor!
Me: Time for you to command a better army!
Tanaka: What is that?
Me: An eternity of suffering in Hell!
Maxxor: By the authority of the Tribal Alliance, We're taking you down by Force!
Me: Here's your warning...
Rainbow Dash: Your fucking ass is about to be kicked!
Me: Aww Rainbow Dash, I was gonna say that!
Rainbow Dash: Sorry J.D.
Will Vandom: Guardians Unite!
Arkayna: Mysticons! ENERGIZE!
Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
We transformed and went to the island he was on and Tanaka went at us roaring with incredible fury! We then collided with him and a massive fiery explosion exploded out of the island!
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I punched Tanaka in the face and kicked him in the stomach and Nico kicked him in the face and punched him in the back of the head and Eddy bit him in the leg and fired a blast of light into Tanaka's eyes and burned him all over and Lola fired blasts of fire and burned Tanaka all over the place. Linka fired a massive wave of lightning and electrocuted Tanaka all over the place and Laney, Lori and Princess Celestia blasted him all over with Leaves, Wind and fire and blew him all over and burned and cut him all over the place with incredible fury and Shiv and Koragg slashed him all over and blasted him with light blades and Wolf Magic and more and Rainbow Dash, Lightning Dust, Vapor Trail and Scootaloo went at him with incredible speed and smashed and blasted him all over with Rainbows, lightning and energy and smashed and blasted him all over the place and really hurt him.
KROW!
Gluko: (punches Tanaka) This is for treating Eccentro like crap!
BLAM!
Batch: (Kicks Tanaka in the face) That's for making me workout without a break!
CRUNCH!
Gluko: (Knees Tanaka square in the crotch) That's for calling me stupid and dumb!
Lincoln then flew in!
Lincoln: Let me help you guys!
Me: Lincoln! You're full of gas remember?
I punched Tanaka.
Lincoln: I know but I know a good way to use these farts for a powerful weapon.
Luna: I think I have a good idea what you're gonna do bro.
Lincoln then pointed his butt at Tanaka.
Lincoln: Sniff on this!
He grunted and then released a massive fart of incredible strength and power and he lit the fart on fire and turned his but into a deadly flamethrower and the fire hit Tanaka and ignited him and he was screaming in excruciating pain!
He dove into the water and came out burned and charred and he was more enraged than ever!
Me: Time for me to test out the full extent of my ultimate power!
(ESCAFLOWNE INTRO OF FOX KIDS PLAYS)
I then was enveloped in a massive vortex of rainbow fire and I went into my new Super Angel-Ebonwu-Phoenix 100,000,000 Elemental Phoenix Friend of Justice form and I was ready to fight. My eyes opened and I was ready to unleash the ultimate power of the Divine Cosmos on Tanaka!
Me: (Divine Echoing Voice of Elemental Justice) For your crimes Tanaka, your punishment is death!
Shiv: Whoa! Look at J.D.!
Roquefort: Unbelievable! He totally transformed into an ultimate force of good!
Katnappe: How did J.D. get such incredible power?
Twilight Sparkle: You wouldn't believe us even if we told you.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah.
I went at Tanaka with incredible speed and punched him in the face with incredibly devastating force and sent him flying and then he rebounded at me I dodged his strike and kicked him in the back and sent him crashing into a rock on the island. He arose from the rubble and he was infuriated!
Tanaka: (ENRAGED SCREAMING AT ME) I HATE YOU!
My aura flared up with incredible force and he went at me and punched and kicked at me and I dodged all his attacks like they were nothing!
I then punched him in the stomach with incredible force and he belched up a tremendous amount of blood.
I then kneed him in the face and sent him slamming into a cliff.
Me: If this is all that you are made of it's really pathetic for an old man past his prime.
Tanaka then exploded out of the rubble screaming in rage and he came at me I punched him in the face with incredible force and knocked him down.
Shiv: Man J.D. has changed so much! I don't know how this happened but he is now far more powerful than ever before!
Lynn: No kidding!
Tanaka got up and he was even more enraged!
Tanaka: I HATE YOU!
My aura flared up some more.
Me: You can hate me all you want but all you're doing is making me more powerful. Also you've totally underestimated my power and never even knew what you were up against.
Tanaka: I'LL SHOW YOU!
He went at me some more and I was dodging all his strikes and he was getting weaker and weaker by the second. It was like every time he punched at me he was losing some of his life energy.
Nico: Something is really weird guys. Every time Tanaka punches at J.D. it makes him weaker and weaker. It's like J.D. is sucking the life force right out of him.
Princess Celestia: That's exactly what it is Nico. The Sword of Harmony allows the user to suck out the opponent's life energy and converts it into power for the user.
Vince: Whoa! So J.D. gets stronger every time he fights because of the sword and it makes his opponents weaker.
Vegeta: Wow. That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is.
Princess Celestia: But it only works when J.D. is in this form.
Nico: That's a relief. If a bunch of Evil Sasuke's faced him like this they would be totally helpless against him.
Vince: Yep.
Me: Feel free to jump in at any time guys.
Nico: Right! Lets get him guys!
Everyone went at him and it was a brutal fight. We blasted him all over and pulverized him all over with incomprehensible fury and more! Kughar, Vinta, Clodor, Staluk, Ulfhedinn, Slurhk, Kamengareth, Mudeenu, Tassanil, Crawsectus, and Viqtarr fired waves of energy and elemental attacks and more the the Megaforce Rangers and Beast Morphers and all the Rangers blasted him all over the place and more.
Eccentro: Take this! DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: WITCH-KING OF ANGMAR!
Gluko: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: BLACK NÚMENOREANS!
Batch: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: GUNDABAD ORCS!
Rockna: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: SNOW TROLLS!
Mondo: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: HILL TROLLS!
Spectra: LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: KINGDOM OF ARTHEDAIN!
Fire Angel: LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: KINGDOM OF CARDOLAN!
Water Angel: LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: RIVENDELL!
Earth Angel: NATURE STYLE NINJA ART: THE SHIRE!
Lynn: And these! VOLCANO STYLE NINJA ARTS: MOUNT SAINT HELENS, KRAKATOA, MAUNA LOA, and MOUNT DOOM!
They fired blasts of light, darkness, nature and lava and they formed into said things and fired lava with the force of said volcanoes and they slammed into Tanaka and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: Time for some teamwork!
Waspinator: Lets get him! Waspinator TERRORIZE!
Waspinator Transformed!
Rattrap: Rattrap, MAXIMIZE!
Rattrap transformed!
Gabriolis the Dark Angel then appeared.
Spectra: Gabriolis perfect timing!
Gabriolis: Glad I arrived just in time.
Rattrap and Adella used the Animatron and Disney Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Rattrap's blaster and demolition skills and Adella's light powers 100-fold.
Inque and Waspinator used the Earth and Animatron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Inque's ink powers and Waspinator's blaster and powers 100-fold.
Rattrap and Adella: DEMOLITION MERMAID LIGHTSHOT!
Rattrap fired demolition bombs and Adella fired waves of light and energy.
Inque and Waspinator: INK WASP FIRESTORM!
Inque fired globs of ink and Waspinator fired stinger bombs and laser blasts.
Gluko and Twilight Sparkle: TWILIGHT MONSTER SPELLSTORM!
Batch and Rainbow Dash: SPEEDING VOLCANIC RAINBOW BLAST!
Eccentro and Sunset Shimmer: PHOENIX MONSTER MEGA ARMY!
Naomi Loon and Fluttershy: LIGHT OF KINDNESS BLAST!
Kahimi and Rarity: CRYSTAL ELF OF GENEROSITY!
Beginner and Pinkie Pie: LAUGHING SUMMON BLAST!
Luke and Applejack: HONESTY MEGA SUMMON BLAST!
Spectra the Light Angel and Lightning Dust: LIGHTNING SPEEDING ANGEL BLAST!
Rockna and Starlight Glimmer: CELESTIAL STARMONSTER ARMY!
Mondo and Wallflower: FLOWERS OF NATURE ARMY!
Professor Hiiragi and Pepperdance SPICY SCIENCE ARMY!
Gabriolis the Dark Angel and Maud Pie: DARK EMOTION MEGABLAST!
Earth Angel and Princess Cadance: DIVINE EARTH RETRIBUTION!
Water Angel and Varie: DIVINE MAELSTROM OF JUSTICE!
Fire Angel and me: DIVINE FIRESTORM OF VALOR!
We fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Tanaka and exploded with incredible power!
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Lincoln: I have one powerful blast of fart gas left. He'll feel the full force of its powerful fire.
Eccentro: You are no longer welcome in my family Tanaka! Burn in hell!
Tanaka: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME ECCENTRO! I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU!
Eccentro: I DON'T NEED HELP FROM A MONSTER LIKE YOU!
Gluko: NEVER TORMENT US AGAIN!
Batch: You're fired!
I unsheathed the Sword of Harmony.
Me: You are hereby sentenced to death for your crimes! And may God have mercy on your worthless soul! ELEMENTS OF HARMONY FIRESTORM SLASH!
The blade of the sword glowed with incredible power and rainbow fire and I swung it and fired a massive blade of rainbow fire!
Eccentro, Gluko, Batch, Rockna, Mondo and Spectra the Light Angel: MON WORLD AVENGING BLASTWAVE!
They fired massive waves of light and elements and the blasts all combined.
Lincoln: FLAMING ATOMIC FLATULENCE BURST!
Lincoln grunted hard and then he released a massively explosive fart that carried the power of a massive atomic bomb and he lit the gas on fire and turned it into a massive wave of atomic fire and the blasts all slammed into Tanaka and completely obliterated him in an instant in a massive explosion of fire!
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Tanaka was dead in an instant. Tanaka was sent into the Book of Vile Darkness.
I powered down.
Me: Whoa! That was incredible!
Nico: Wow! No kidding! But that was incredible power!
Lincoln: No kidding! (Faints)
Lori caught him. Lincoln was exhausted.
Lori: Man bro you literally have the most powerful farts ever and they smell worse than me.
Laney: But Lincoln you did a great job.
Eccentro: I'm proud of the kid.
Nico: We all are.
Shiv: But J.D. your power is incredible! I would hate to imagine if Lord Drakkon saw you like that.
Me: I know but that's why I have to be careful when using the Sword of Harmony and that transformation. It's power is so strong that it's powerful enough to destroy anyone no matter how strong they are.
Shiv: We'll have to be careful around you.
Leonard the Pig King: (to Eccentro) I really am sorry about how Tanaka and your father turned out, Eccentro.
Eccentro: It's fine. I don't give a damn about them anymore. (smiles) You guys are my family now.
Shiv: Damn right! Wanna go to Burpin Burger to celebrate?
Eccentro: I'd like that.
Katnappe: (to us) You guys wanna join us?
Me: You bet.
We were off to the Burpin Burger.
We arrived and we were having an awesome lunch and more. We had a special fight arena set up outside for us and everyone to enjoy as we have our usual battles.
Lisa Loud: We can have our usual confrontations with you guys out here for everyone to watch and enjoy.
Calamitous: This is gonna be most fun.
First up was Lisa's group.
Battle 1: Professor Calamitous
Lisa Loud, Twilight Sparkle, Starlight Glimmer, Pepperdance, Stewie and Bowser Jr. were facing Professor Calamitous!
Starlight Glimmer: After J.D. got the Sword of Harmony we all got weapons and they are amazing.
Starlight Glimmer then called out her weapons and it was called the Starlight Rapier.
Starlight Glimmer: This is the Starlight Rapier. It's my sword of the stars.
Calamitous: A most amazing sword.
Starlight Glimmer: I've watched a lot of Three Musketeers on TV and read the books. They are awesome.
Twilight Sparkle: This is my weapon.
She called out her weapon and it was a Katana with a purple blade.
Twilight Sparkle: The Katana of Magic. It's power is as strong as the Magic of Friendship.
Calamitous: Amazing!
Lisa Loud: The craftsmanship on these weapons is amazing.
Stewie: It sure is.
Pepperdance: Here's my weapon.
Pepperdance called out her weapon and it was a sword that looked like Excalibur except it had a red blade and it was on fire and the hilt had peppers on it and red jewels.
Pepperdance: Meet my sword Spicycaliber.
Calamitous: Amazingly spicy.
Pepperdance: I do love spicy food.
Bowser Jr.: Nice! Lets dance.
Calamitous: Lets do it!
Calamitous called out his Pokemon and they went at him.
Twilight Sparkle: This is gonna be great! SKYLANDS STYLE SWORD ART: ELEMENTAL BLADEDANCE SLASH!
The elements of the Skylanders all appeared on the blade of Twilight Sparkle's sword and she swung it and slashed Calamitous all over with blades made of air, life, undead, magic, fire, water, tech, earth, light and darkness.
Starlight Glimmer: That was so cool! Try this one. CELESTIAL STYLE SWORD ART: DANCE OF CASSIOPEIA!
The constellation of Cassiopeia the Queen appeared in the background and Starlight Glimmer slashed Calamitous in the line of the stars in Cassiopeia and the stars hit him and cut him all over.
Pepperdance: So cool! Try time one. SPICY STYLE SWORD ART: GHOST PEPPER BLADEBURN!
Pepperdance slashed Calamitous all over with powerful blades of fire and they even burned him all over.
Lisa Loud, Stewie and Bowser Jr. blasted calamitous all over and knocked him and his Pokemon out.
Lisa Loud: A most amazing and adventurous battle.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure is.
Pepperdance: But this was awesome!
Starlight Glimmer: It sure was.
Battle 2: Shiv
Lynn, Sunset Shimmer, Wallflower, Juniper Montage, Sandman and Clayface were facing Shiv.
Lynn: Now that you've had your snack we can fight.
Shiv: Yep. I'm stuffed.
Sunset Shimmer: Lets see how you like this.
Sunset Shimmer had an awesome Musketeer Sword and it had a red-orange and pink blade and she was ready.
Sunset Shimmer: This is the Sword of Forgiveness.
Shiva: Cool! I heard during Lisa's battle that you all got amazing weapons.
Wallflower: We sure did. Here's mine.
Wallflower unsheathed her sword and it was a pirate sword with a green blade with flowers on it.
Wallflower: This is my Sword of Redemption. I was a bad girl myself because I was jealous and it got out of control.
Shiv: Nice!
Juniper Montage: My weapon is actually a whip.
She pulled out a whip and it had a blade at the end in the shape of her cutie mark and it was green and had thorns on it.
Juniper Montage: This is my Bramble Whip of Redemption.
Shiv: Cool! That's a genius weapon.
Juniper Montage: Thanks.
Sandman: The craftsmanship is amazing.
Clayface: It sure is. Lets do it.
Shiv formed blades of light.
Shiv: Lets.
He called out his Pokemon and they went at him and clashed with his swords and really demonstrated a lot of awesome moves that you would see in medieval lore and it is awesome!
Sunset Shimmer: Try this one on! PHOENIX STYLE SWORD ART: FEATHER BLADEDANCE OF FORGIVENESS!
Sunset swung her sword as the blade lit up with fire and she fired massive showers of fire feathers.
Wallflower: How about this! SYCAMORE STYLE SWORD ART: LEAF BLADE STORM!
Wallflower fired a massive barrage of Sycamore leaves.
Juniper Montage: Try this! BRAMBLE STYLE NINJA ART: THORN WHIP LASHSTORM!
Juniper lashed Shiv all over the place and it really hurt.
Lynn fired blades of lava and Sandman and Clayface blasted Shiv all over with clay and sand and knocked Shiv and his Pokemon out.
Lynn: WHOO! LYNNER LYNNER CHICKEN DINNER!
Clayface: YEAH!
Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!
Wallflower: It sure was.
Battle 3: Leonard the King Pig
Lori, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Lightning Dust, Vapor Trail, Teresa and Arpeggio were facing Leonard and a massive army of his pig minions.
Scootaloo: So you face Leonard and chop up all his minions and turn them into food for the poor?
Vapor Trail: That's a selfless deed.
Lori: It sure is.
Lightning Dust: This is gonna be really fun.
Rainbow Dash: And I can't wait to use my speed to smash them.
Vapor Trail: Yeah! This is gonna be so much fun and it's an honor to fight alongside you guys.
Arpeggio: (British Accent) I'm glad you are now part of the Knights of the Friendship Table.
Teresa: We all are.
Leonard: Shall we get going?
Rainbow Dash: A Wonderbolt loves a good challenge.
Lightning Dust: We sure do.
Vapor Trail: And we love a good flight.
Leonard called out his Pokemon sent his army and they went at them all.
Rainbow Dash, Vapor Trail, Scootaloo and Lightning Dust slashed the entirety of the Leonard's army with powerful speed and turned them into numerous pounds of pork as they left trails of rainbows, lightning, orange lightning and white rainbows behind.
Rainbow Dash: Counted over 879,000 pounds of pork.
Lightning: Plus over numerous armaments of artillery.
Vapor Trail: Yep.
Scootaloo: They didn't put up much of a fight with our speed.
Leonard: Wow! You guys have to be the fastest ever!
Rainbow Dash: We are awesome huh?
Lori: Shows how awesome they literally are. Especially if they are part of the Wonderbolts.
Vapor Trail: Yeah but we do it to protect everyone.
Lightning Dust: Yeah.
Lori: Lets dance.
They went at him again.
Rainbow Dash: RAINBOW STYLE NINJA ART: GREEN SHARD LIGHTSHOWER!
Rainbow Dash fired a blast of green light and it formed into a bunch of Green Crystal Shards.
Lightning Dust: LIGHTNING STYLE NINJA ART: THUNDERSPEAR THUNDERSTRIKE!
Lightning Dust fired a massive bolt of lightning at Leonard.
Vapor Trail: COMET STYLE NINJA ART: HALE BOPP SNOWSTREAM!
Vapor Trail fired a massive stream of comet snow and it formed into Comet Hale Bopp, a comet that only appears once every 2,533 years.
Scootaloo: This will be cool! WONDERBOLT STYLE NINJA ART: RAINBOW PEGASUS CLOUDBURST!
Scootaloo fired a massive blast of rainbow energy and it formed into the entirety of the Wonderbolts flying in a Spectral Rainbow Infinity Formation and they went at Leonard with amazing and incredible speed as they were leaving a trail of lightning and rainbows behind.
Lori, Teresa and Arpeggio fired blasts of wind, sonic energy and feathers and the blasts all hit Leonard and knocked him and his Pokemon down.
Lori: That was literally something!
Rainbow Dash: YEAH! Scootaloo that was awesome that you did a technique honoring us Wonderbolts.
Vapor Trail: You have a great taste kid.
They ruffled her hair.
Scootaloo: Thanks guys.
Battle 4: Koragg
Sarah Gunnerson, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Babs Seed, Coloratura, Concrete Man and Impact Man were facing Koragg.
Sarah Gunnerson: This is gonna be awesome.
Koragg: It sure is.
Applejack: (Cowboy Accent) Always looking forward to an awesome hoedown with one of our frenemies.
Babs Seed: This is gonna be awesome! I can't wait to see how you all face bad guys.
Apple Bloom: You're in for an awesome show Babs.
Coloratura: I'm really looking forward to all this.
Concrete Man: You girls are gonna love it.
Koragg: Who is the new girl?
Applejack: This is my best friend that I have known since I was a camper in Camp Friendship.
Coloratura: My name is Coloratura. Me and Applejack go way back.
Applejack: I call her Rara because her name is long and fancy. It's my nickname for her. Me and her are like two apples on the same branch.
Koragg: That's a powerful bond.
Babs Seed: It sure is and I heard she became a powerful and popular pop star.
Coloratura: Yep. But I gave up on the Pop Star Life so I can stay with the girl I have known and loved like a sister.
Koragg: Wow.
Concrete Man: I'm glad she did. The stress of fame would've been unbearable.
Coloratura: Yeah.
Koragg: It's nice to meet ya and glad you left the world of fame and fortune.
Coloratura: Thanks.
Impact Man: Lets dance.
Sarah Gunnerson: Also we heard that her former agent Svengallop turned her into someone she wasn't and we're gonna have to have a little talk with him.
Impact Man: You got that right.
Applejack: Absolutely.
Koragg: I agree. Lets do it!
Koragg called out his Pokemon and they went at him.
Applejack: This is gonna be awesome! ORCHARD STYLE NINJA ART: APPLE GRENADE SHOWER!
Applejack fired a wave of apples and they were grenades.
Apple Bloom: You'll love this Babs! APPLE STYLE NINJA ART: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APPLES!
Apple Bloom fired a massive stream of apples and they had fangs and sharp teeth!
Babs Seed: WHOA! That is awesome! Lets see. APPLE STYLE NINJA ART: APPLE CIDER DUNK POOL!
Babs punched the ground and a crack went at Koragg.
Coloratura: This is gonna be awesome! I love singing and all that. SIREN STYLE NINJA ART: THE MYSTIC'S DREAM!
Coloratura floated into the air and she then surprised Applejack and Apple Bloom by spreading Wings of Water and they were singing divinely as she was singing Loreena McKennitt's The Mystic's Dream. She sang divinely.
A clouded dream on an earthly night
Hangs upon the crescent moon;
A voiceless song in an ageless light
Sings at the coming dawn.
Birds in flight are calling there
Where the heart moves the stones;
It's there that my heart is calling
All for the love of you.
A painting hangs on an ivy wall
Nestled in the emerald moss.
The eyes declare a truce of trust
And then it draws me far away.
Where deep in the desert twilight
Sand melts in pools of the sky,
When darkness lays her crimson cloak
Your lamps will call me home.
And so it's there my homage's due,
Clutched by the still of the night,
And now I feel you move;
Every breath is full.
So it's there my homage's due,
Clutched by the still of the night.
Even the distance feels so near,
All for the love of you.
A clouded dream on an earthly night
Hangs upon the crescent moon;
A voiceless song in an ageless light
Sings at the coming dawn.
Birds in flight are calling there
Where the heart moves the stones;
It's there that my heart is calling
All for the love of you.
She had Celtic symbols form around her hands and they fired at Koragg.
Koragg fell into a big pool full of apple cider and the apples all hit him and chomped on him and more and Sarah, Concrete Man and Impant Man fired waves of earth and the blasts all smashed him around all over and knocked him and his Pokemon out!
Sarah Gunnerson: Wow! That was awesome!
Applejack: That's Rara for you. She has the amazing voice of an angel.
Apple Bloom: Yeah she sure does.
Coloratura: Yep. And it's great to be back with you again A.J.
Applejack: Glad you are now part of the Knights of the Friendship Table.
Concrete Man: And you have a very amazing voice.
Coloratura: Thank you so much.
Battle 5: Katnappe
Starfire, Fluttershy, Angel Wings, Alizarin Bubblegum, Lemon Zest, Thundercracker and Skywarp were facing Katnappe.
Katnappe: So you have a bunch of new recruits with you all.
Starfire: We sure do.
Angel Wings: My name is Angel Wings and I'm a member of the Wonderbolts.
Alizarin Bubblegum: And I'm Alizarin Bubblegum. I joined from Crystal Prep.
Katnappe: Glad you are part of the team.
Lemon Zest: Pinkie Pie hooked up Celery Stalk with her at the 1950's restaurant she works at and it is a perfect match made in heaven.
Katnappe: I didn't think Pinkie Pie was capable of matchmaking like that.
Fluttershy: She does have that kind of edge.
Thundercracker: Yes she does.
Skywarp: Yep.
Starfire: Lets get it on!
Katnappe called out her Pokemon and they went at her.
Angel Wings: This is gonna be so awesome! ANGEL STYLE NINJA ART: HEAVEN IS FOR REAL!
Angel Wings floated in the air and she formed amazing and beautiful angel wings as she was singing the divine angelic song from the movie Heaven is For Real and beautiful angels flew behind her as she sang divinely and more and it was beautiful.
Alizarin Bubblegum: You'll get a good spice from this. CINNAMON STYLE NINJA ART: SPICY BUBBLEGUM DUST!
Alizarin fired a wave of red dust and it smelled like cinnamon.
Lemon Zest: This is a sour hit! LEMON STYLE NINJA ART: SOUR SQUIRT OF PUCKER UP!
Lemon Zest fired a wave of lemon juice and it went into Katnappe's mouth and scrunched her face up.
Fluttershy: And this one! WOLF STYLE NINJA ART: CALL OF THE WOLF DANCE!
Fluttershy howled like a wolf and blue fire formed around her as her animal friends came and they did calls of justice and she danced and fired blasts of blue fire and it formed into a ferocious pack of wolves and they went at Katnappe.
Starfire, Thundercracker and Skywarp fired energy lasers and missiles and starbolts and the blasts all hit Katnappe and they knocked her and her Pokemon down.
Starfire: That was most glorious!
Fluttershy: It sure was fun.
Alizarin Bubblegum: That was amazing!
Angel Wings: Yeah! It's so awesome now that I am a member of the Knights of the Friendship Table.
Lemon Zest: We're glad you're with us now Angel Wings.
Battle 6: Roquefort
Raven, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Indigo Zap, Sour Sweet, Bright Man and Shade Man were facing Cheese Shogun Roquefort.
Pinkie Pie: This is gonna be one of the most awesome battles ever!
Maud Pie: (Monotonous) I'm so excited I can hardly contain myself.
Roquefort: She talks like you Raven.
Raven: She's always like that. She's a great geologist and all that and Maud makes a great member for both the Goths of Darkness as well as the Knights of the Friendship Table.
Indigo Zap: It's awesome having her with us.
Bright Man: Yeah!
Shade Man: (Transylvanian Accent) Always looking forward to a good fight.
Roquefort: Nico's not with you this time. Must not be hungry for my Cheese Ninjas.
They laughed.
Roquefort: Lets get it on!
Roquefort called out his Pokemon and they went at him.
Maud Pie: Take this one. DIOPTASE STYLE NINJA ART: GREEN SHRAPNEL STORM.
Maud fired a wave of dioptase crystals.
Pinkie Pie: LAUGHTER STYLE NINJA ART: BALLOON GRENADE FIRESTORM!
Pinkie Pie fired a wave of balloons that explode on contact.
Indigo Zap: INDIGO STYLE NINJA ART: THUNDERSTORM OF INDIGO LIGHTNING!
Indigo Zap fired a massive wave of indigo lightning.
Sour Sweet: SOUR STYLE NINJA ART: SOUR LEMONADE BURN!
Sour Sweet fired a wave of lemonade that was super sour.
Raven, Bright Man and Shade Man fired waves of darkness, light and energy and the blasts all slammed into Roquefort and his Pokemon and knocked them down.
Raven: That was awesome.
Maud Pie: It was so amusing and exciting.
Pinkie Pie: This was the best battle EVER!
Indigo Zap: I sure had a lot of fun.
Battle 7: Fortissimodo
Nico, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Night Glider, Princess Luna, Princess Celestia, Princess Cadance and the Zeo and Megaforce rangers were facing Fortissimodo.
Tommy Oliver: Bet you won't see this coming!
Kat Hillard: Lets do it guys!
Zeo Power Rangers: POWER RANGERS ZEO!
Kat Hillard: (Australian Accent) ZEO RANGER I - PINK!
Tanya Slone: ZEO RANGER II - YELLOW!
Rocky DeSantis: ZEO RANGER III - BLUE!
Adam Park: ZEO RANGER IV - GREEN!
Tommy Oliver: ZEO RANGER V - RED!
Jason Lee Scott: GOLD RANGER POWER!
The Zeo Rangers transformed and they were ready!
Power Rangers: POWER RANGERS ZEO!
Troy Burrows: They aren't the only ones! LEGENDARY RANGER MODE: ZEO!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Zeo Rangers!
Fortissimodo: WHAT!? TWO ZEO RANGER TEAMS!?
Nico: Didn't see that coming did you!
Night Glider: That is amazing!
Sweetie Belle: It sure is.
Princess Luna: This is gonna be most fun.
Princess Celestia: It sure will be.
Princess Cadance: Lets dance shall we?
Fortissimodo: Lets do it.
Tommy Oliver: Lets bring out the Zeo Cannon!
They called on the Zeo Cannon.
Nico: NICE!
Tommy Oliver: Lets do it. ZEO V POWER CELL POWER UP!
Adam Park: ZEO IV POWER CELL POWER UP!
Rocky DeSantis: ZEO III POWER CELL POWER UP!
Tanya Sloan: ZEO II POWER CELL POWER UP!
Kat Hillard: ZEO I POWER CELL POWER UP!
They loaded their cells and it was fully charged and ready to fire!
Tommy Oliver: Zeo Cannon fully charged. Care to do the honors Nico?
Nico: You bet Tommy.
Sweetie Belle: Gladly! CRYSTAL STYLE NINJA ART: TOPAZ DAZZLE SHRAPNEL
Sweetie Belle fired a shower of Topaz gems.
Rarity: Try this one! CRYSTAL STYLE NINJA ART: EMERALD CRYSTAL CLUSTERSTORM!
Rarity punched the ground and a stream of emerald crystal clusters formed and went at Fortissimodo.
Night Glider: Try this one! MOONLIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: FLIGHT OF THE NIGHT ANGEL!
Night Glider fired a wave of darkness and moonlight and it formed into an angel of the night.
Princess Celestia: And this one! SOLAR STYLE NINJA ART: RAGING FLAME FIRESTORM!
Princess Celestia fired a massive wave of ferocious fire.
Princess Luna: MOONLIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: FULL MOON BLAST!
Princess Luna fired a powerful blast of moonlight energy.
Princess Cadance: CRYSTAL STYLE NINJA ART: RUBY SPEARSTORM BLAST!
Princess Cadance fired a bunch of spears made of ruby crystal!
Nico: Zeo Cannon!
Nico and the Zeo Rangers: FIRE!
The Megaforce Rangers and the Zeo Rangers all fired and the blasts all hit Fortissimodo and he exploded in a massive explosion of fire!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Nico: Fortissimodo, you have failed this universe.
Troy Burrows: Super Mega Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Me: That was awesome!
Eccentro: It sure was. (To the viewers) Never allow you to be tormented by a monster that trains you without a break. Or you will regret it.
Me: Yep.
Eli: Ain't that the truth.
We had a great time.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
This is the 3rd Mon Colle Knights chapter and it was awesome! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is the Second Uncle Grandpa chapter and we're going after Pizza the Kid in the funny episode The Great Spaghetti Western and we're gonna make that cactus flinging rotten slice of Pizza pay for his crimes. This battle is gonna really hurt for us as we'll be pulling a lot of cactus balls out of our bodies.
See you all tomorrow.
