We were walking home from the Mall and Principal Skinner, Cantwell and Chalmers were with us as we were catching up on some fun times that were going o.

Skinner: So then Bart wrote I am A Weiner on my forehead and I was a total laughingstock in front of the whole school.

We laughed.

Bart: (Laughs) That was funny.

?: There you are Seymour!

Skinner: (Gasp) Oh dear god! I thought I was rid of that voice forever ever since Springfield was blown up.

We saw an elderly woman and it was none other than Agnes Skinner, Principal Skinner's bitter and extremely demented mother!


Agnes Skinner, more commonly known as Mrs. Skinner, is the strict and bitter mother of Seymour Skinner. She is very harshly controlling of Seymour, and treats him like a mother would a small child, once grounding him because he did not say who was at the door after answering it. She hates Seymour's choice in women, especially the late Edna Krabappel. Agnes has married a total of four times, once with Skinner's father, Sheldon Skinner, and following Sheldon's death she then married three more times, each time to a tow truck driver. Several Springfield residents (including the Simpsons) are afraid of her.

She is voiced by Tress MacNeille (who also voices Dolph Starbeam, Lunchlady Doris, and Booberella in the same franchise).

In the 1920s, Agnes used to be a wing walker on early planes and performer. Her videos were shown in museums. During the 50s, Agnes was a Pole Vaulter and competed during the 1952 Summer Olympics.

Personality

When she first appeared as a kindly old woman who embarrassingly called her son "Spanky". According to the DVD audio commentary it is said that her current mean streak can be attributed to the incident involving Bart that took place in that episode in which, while sitting in a urinal stall, Bart caused the toilets to explode. Currently, she is harshly controlling of Seymour, who used to spend more time with her than with his then girlfriend, Edna Krabappel.

Agnes has exhibited "cougar" tendencies in several episodes. Among the younger men she has been in a relationship (or possibly had sex) with there are Superintendent Chalmers, Otto Mann and Comic Book Guy.

Relationship with Seymour

Agnes shares an unhealthy relationship with her son, which often borders on psychosis. Examples include Agnes covering up "her half of the television" with cardboard to spite Seymour. When Seymour was out of the house, Agnes phoned him regularly demanding to be taken out of the bath, shielded from the glare of car lights on the street, and other such petty requests. She hid his car keys as a punishment for his talking to a woman on the phone. Seymour himself is very obedient and almost distressingly physically and emotionally close to her (for example, when Edna agreed to marry Seymour, Agnes murmured under her breath "three in the bed!"). Agnes Skinner's catchphrase is "Seymour!" often used to snap her son's attention (as opposed to Superintendent Chalmer's catchphrase, "Skin-NER!"). She also uses him as a slave for her own bidding as evident from the quote "Why couldn't you have died instead of the Car?".

Some of Agnes' resentment to Seymour may have derived from even before Seymour was born—in the episode Boy Meets Curl during the 1952 Summer Olympics in Helsinki, Agnes competed in the pole vaulting event while 9-months pregnant. When Seymour makes his first kick, he hits the bar, thus, making Agnes lose and subsequently crushing her dreams; this is probably why she is so harsh on Seymour.

Family Real Son

In "The Principal and the Pauper", Agnes' biological son, the real Seymour Skinner (voiced by Martin Sheen), returns to Springfield from war. Agnes, unhappy with her new living situation with her biological son, travels to Capital City to take back Armin Tamzarian. She and other Springfieldians, who have grown to like Tamzarian, force the real Seymour Skinner out of Springfield, tying him to a freight train cart headed out of the town.

Due to the unpopularity of this episode, by the time of the Season 21 episode "Boy Meets Curl", the events of this episode were deemed non-canon as Agnes' flashback to the 1952 Olympics was intended to completely retcon the events from the "Principal and the Pauper".

Husbands

She was married to Sheldon Skinner who resembles Armin Tamzarian (now legally Seymour Skinner) and not the real Seymour, this is most likely an inconsistency. Agnes has also claimed that she was married to three tow truckers.

Boyfriends

Agnes Skinner had affairs with several men , such as Comic Book Guy and Gary Chalmers. While she was dating the Comic Book Guy he was arrested for having a secret room full of illegal videos. He asked her if she would wait for him till he got out of jail but she refused, saying that her bones were half dust. In one episode, she revealed that she once had an affair with Mr. Burns.

Fake Death

In "Yellow Subterfuge" Agnes gets Stabbed in the back and dies. Then it reveals it was all a farce staged by Homer and Bart.

Non-canon Appearances Treehouse of Horror II

Agnes can be seen with a mustache in Lisa's dream.

Treehouse of Horror VIII

Anges is burned at the stake along with Elizabeth Hoover and Luann Van Houten.

Treehouse of Horror XI

Although with no continuity Agnes is dropped to her death from many stories up in Treehouse of Horror XI when Homer is attempting a good deed.

Future

In the future, Seymour keeps her living head in a jar in his and Edna's home, similar to the heads in a jar shown in Futurama.

She is seen cryogenically frozen along with other elderly citizens in "Holidays of Future Passed".


Wallflower: Who the Hell are you?

Skinner: (sighs) That would be my mother.

Me: Agnes Skinner is alive?

Agnes Skinner: Of course I'm alive you halfwit!

Me: Who are you calling a halfwit!

Nico: Not now J.D.

Agnes Skinner: I've been looking all over for you Seymour! You are supposed to be looking out for me and not hanging out with a bunch of delinquent halfwits that you barely even know! I want you to clean your room, put your toys away and give me a sponge bath.

Punk Shock: (to Agnes Skinner) You're gonna shut your mouth right now. Your son has done so much good in the Masters of Evil. Including stopping people like the OP, Sam's former parents, and Tavington. And what have you done?

Me: Yeah. What have YOU done? Hm?

Agnes Skinner: That's none of your business. Now come on Seymour, you are needed at home!

Me: It is my business!

Skinner: No mother!

Agnes Skinner: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY!?

Skinner: I said no mother! I'm a man now and I'm fine with taking care of myself.

Cantwell: Look, your son may not seem like much. But he can kick a lot of ass.

Agnes Skinner: Says the teacher who hated Lisa Simpson!

Cantwell: I only hated her in the past because she was prettier then me! You hate on your son for no reason!

Offroad: And unlike you, Cantwell's willing to admit her faults!

Me: That's right! Your son has done so much more than just everything that Punk Shock said. He also fought hard during the Vietnam War and he was captured by the Vietnamese and was brutally tortured in Vietnam as a P.O.W. and an elephant killed his entire platoon.

Lincoln: (Skeptical) Really?

Me: Yeah it happened. But Skinner went through hell.

Agnes Skinner: How would you know what he went through!? You weren't there!

Me: You're right I wasn't. I wasn't even born back then when all that happened. But I am the grandson of World War II veterans and I know the kinds of horrors that war can bring. But Skinner has been through Hell 100-fold and he served our country. But for God sakes Agnes, Seymour Skinner is a grown man now and he's not a kid anymore. And he is not your slave. He is a Vietnam War Veteran, A man and a hero and it's time he starts being treated like one. It's been 45 years since the Vietnam War ended and Seymour is a grown man and it's time you started treating him like a man and with respect. He fought bravely for our country and you need to treat him like a hero.

Maria: That's right!

Agnes Skinner: FINE!

She walked off.

Maria: So, what do we do with her?

Sideswipe: I say you guys should let me and Sunstreaker run her over. And then, we'll say it was an accident.

Me: No Sideswipe. Let her go. She needs to think about this. Agnes is in her 90s now and she needs to think about everything we said.

Skinner: J.D. is right. My mother has dementia. That's why she is so mean to me.

Me: Besides, someone her age with dementia can't do any harm to all of us.


Later we were in the Infirmary and we were there to check up on Pip-Squeak, Cookie and the Number Holders.

Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) J.D.?

Me: How are you feeling Pip-Squeak?

Pip-Squeak: Still weak and tired. Number 85 did a number on me.

Me: Yeah I know. But you'll be all right. You're gonna be weak like this for the next couple of days.

Pip-Squeak: I can't believe I solved all those rubix cubes under that cards influence.

Me: Yeah even we were all impressed.

Varie was talking to Cookie who was still weak from being under the influence of Number 87.

Cookie: Wow. I can't believe I was that graceful and danced really good.

Varie: You were really dancing all over/

Cookie: Wow. How many Number cards do you all have now?

Varie: 12 and counting. We have 88 to find.

Robo-Lori: I was amazed that the Numbers are the fragments of memories from Astral.

Cookie: Me too. But before I was dancing like that I saw Lola's friend Meli acting really strange. She was drawing pictures of Nico with knives and bullet wounds and stab wounds in him.

Varie gasped.

Varie: That is definitely not normal. Do you think it's a Number?

Cookie: I think so. I can't remember what it was but I did see the picture on the card. It looked like a crab with a shell made of solid diamond.

Varie: Hmm. Do you think you can come with us to show us what it was when we go on our next mission?

Cookie: I can try. I think I have my strength back.

Me: Good. Are you hungry?

Cookie: I'm starving.

Me: Can you stand up?

Cookie: I think so.

Cookie got up but then she stumbled and I caught her.

Me: Careful. You're still a little too weak to stand on your own.

I put her in a wheelchair I carted her to the kitchen and we got her some food and she was hungry. She ate 5 bowls of lasagna and spaghetti.

Cookie: Man I was hungry.

Me: Boy you sure were.

Nico: No kidding.

Eli: That's more than what I normally eat.

Cookie: Yeah.

Me: Now it's time for us to get ready for our next mission. We're gonna need our fur parkas for this because we're going to Russia. But we're going in the Simulator for this adventure.

Nico: Cool!

We went to the Simulator and we got ready as we were putting on our fur parkas and more.

Quick Man: So, we're going to Russia next, right?

Me: Yep. We're going to 2 time periods in Russia. First we're going to when the February Revolution broke out in 1917. Then we're going to 1926 Soviet Union Russia. We're going to help Anastasia avenge her family.

Lori: I literally know this scenario all too well.

Me: Yep. We're going there to help Anastasia kill the most evil man in all of Russia's history, the man who helped overthrow the Tsarhood and bring Russia into the era of the Soviet Union and the Age of Communism: GRIGORI RASPUTIN!

THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP! CAT YOWLS!

Ink Rose: Who is Grigori Rasputin?

Me: You would hate this guy Ink Rose. He's the most evil minister in the entire history of Russia. In 1917 during the February Revolution he helped overthrow the Tsarhood of Russia and brought all of the entire country into the era of the Soviet Union and Communism.

Nico: Whoa man!

Lori: He is also literally the first monster I faced.

Anastasia: And it's how she met me.

Zarya (Overwatch): (Russian Accent) Wait a second. I thought you looked familiar. You are the Grand Duchess of Russia and the long lost daughter of Tsar Nicholas II, Anastasia Nikolaevna.

Anastasia: That's right.

Zarya (Overwatch): Thank goodness Comrade Lori saved you.

Anastasia: And I am forever indebted to her.

I went over Rasputin's history.


Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin (Russian: Григорий Ефимович Распутин), or better known as his surname Rasputin, is the main antagonist of the 1997 Don Bluth animated feature film Anastasia by 20th Century Fox. He is loosely based on the real-life Russian psychic of the same name: however, in the film, he is depicted as a far more malevolent and manipulative being of black magic than the real-life Rasputin, though the two share the common title of "Mad Monk". He is Anastasia and Dimitri's arch-nemesis.

He was voiced by Christopher Lloyd, who also played Judge Doom in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Reggie Shand in Walk Like a Man, The Hacker in Cyberchase, Merlock in DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp, Lord Imaru in The Secret Treasure of Machu Picchu by Golden Films, Mr. Clipboard in Foodfight!, Bill Crowley in I Am Not A Serial Killer, Dr. Heep in Baby Geniuses, and Kruge in the Star Trek universe. However, his singing voice was provided by Jim Cummings, who also played Razoul in Disney's Aladdin, Ed the Hyena in Disney's The Lion King, and Long John Silver in The Pagemaster by 20th Century Fox, and Steele in Balto by Universal Pictures, and was also half of the singing voice of Scar in Disney's The Lion King.

Rasputin was banished for treason by the Russian Tsar Nicholas Romanov.

Eager for revenge for his then banishment, Rasputin planned on destroying the Russian royalty. He sold his soul to the otherworldly forces of darkness in exchange for his Reliquary and for the power to destroy the czar Nicholas II and his family, in the process becoming a lich (a type of undead creature with magical powers). He then returns to the Russian palace and inflicts on the czar's family with the Romanov curse. All of the royals are killed by Rasputin and the Russian soldiers, except for the czar's mother, Marie Romanov, and his daughter, Anastasia. Rasputin eventually attempts to murder Anastasia with his bare hands while chasing her across a frozen river. Jumping from the bridge above, he tackles the young girl face first onto the thin ice, losing his amulet in the process. He viciously grabs her by the ankle and thrashes her about; threatening her life whilst she begs for mercy. But the ice under the evil man begins to break before he can get any closer to the young Romanov. The empress quickly rushes her away from the drowning man who sinks and he is unable to die until he completes his curse.

10 years later, Rasputin is trapped in limbo, then his amulet is back in his hands' thanks to Bartok. Driven more by his intense and malevolent desire for revenge, he wishes to finish off what he started before he rests in peace by killing Anastasia. Putting his demonic minions to work on finding and destroying her but failing, he is accompanied throughout the film by his reluctant minion Bartok, who is a white bat.

Rasputin summons his army of green demons to kill Anya and complete his revenge. He has the demons sabotage the train Anya, Dimitri and Vlad are on, by separating the train with an engine and baggage car from the dining car and coaches in Poland. However, Anya, Vladimir, and Dimitri jump off the train to avoid falling to their deaths, to Rasputin's fury.

Later, Anya, Dimitri, and Vlad arrive in from Stralsund, Germany, and board a ship to Paris. That night, as Anya sleeps, Rasputin invades her dreams and causes her to sleepwalk to the edge of the ship. Luckily, Dimitri (alerted by Pooka) awakens and rescues Anya at the last second.

Enraged at the failure, Rasputin throws a childish tantrum. Recomposing himself, he tells Bartok that he will go to Paris himself and kill Anastasia in person. Bartok tries to talk him out of it but to no avail.

Later, Rasputin takes advantage of Pooka leading Anastasia into a garden maze and traps her there to reveal himself. He then tries to kill her on the Alexander Bridge over an icy Seine River; mimicking the same tragic night on the ice they once shared before. Dimitri returns to save her but is injured and knocked unconscious by the Black Pegasus.

Anastasia survives and is filled with rage. She attacks Rasputin and they both wrestle body to body. Pooka snatches the reliquary and it rolls to Anastasia's feet. Anastasia stomps on the reliquary, causing it to explode. With the reliquary gone, Rasputin is unable to keep his end of the devil's contract, so his gargoyle minions turn on him, causing his flesh to be liquefied, his cloak dissolving, and his skeletal body then crumbles away to dust, which the wind then blows away, avenging Anatasia's family and all those who died for his actions. While not stated in the film, the tie-in picture book specifies that due the reliquary's destruction and his inability to fulfil his part of the deal, Rasputin was dragged to Hell.

Bartok the Magnificent

Rasputin makes a silent cameo among the crowd at the Romanov castle.


Everyone gasped.

Zarya (Overwatch): I've known Rasputin's dark deeds for a long time comrades. He is pure evil incarnate.

Me: Yeah. He made a pact with the Devil that turned him into a Lich.

Nico: Like Necrafa.

Me: Exactly.

Mojo Jojo, Man Ray, Billy Numerous, Kyd Wykkyd, Trumbipulor and Avalanche appeared.

Mojo: Can Me, Man Ray, Billy Numerous, Kyd Wykkyd, Trumbipulor, and Avalanche come with you all as well?

Me: You sure can Mojo.

Lori: But we're literally gonna be in for a rough battle when we get there.

Nico: That's right. Like Necrafa, Rasputin sold his soul to the devil and it turned him into a Lich. So we're gonna be in for a brutal battle that could literally destroy all of Moscow.

Me: Yeah. Lori dealt with this guy before. Grigori Rasputin is a Satanic Minister. He killed all of Anastasia's family and he will stop at nothing to kill her too.

Lincoln: Yeah this was before we became Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Laney: And we were testing out our Simulator back then.

Ashi: Wow. That's amazing.

Me: Lets head in.

We went into the Simulator and it activated and we found ourselves in the middle of Moscow, Russia in the middle of the February Revolution back in 1917.

Wolfgang: (Australian Accent) So this is Russia?

Me: Yep. This is Russia back in 1917. 103 years ago.

We saw the February Revolution in full swing as they pulled down the statue of Tsar Nicholas II.

Anastasia: I can't believe they would do this.

Me: Rasputin did this. Not the citizens of Russia. Lets find your past self and stop her from getting amnesia.

We went to the train that leads out of Russia.

Me: There's the train.

Kyd Wykkyd: I'm on it.

Kyd: (to Past Anastasia) Listen, I need you to trust me. I can get you off this train!

Past Anastasia: How?

Kyd Wykkyd: Hold on to me.

She did so and they vanished in a flash.

They reappeared by us.

Me: Lets go someplace to hide until we can come up with a plan.

Nico: Okay.

We went to the St. Basil's Cathedral and it was beautiful.

Me: This will provide cover for us till the crowds die down.

Lori: Okay.

Past Anastasia: Are you... me?

Doofenshmirtz: Oh boy. Time travel trouble.

Anastasia: Yes I am you. But I'm now part of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Me: It's a long story. But this is all the work of Grigori Rasputin.

Past Anastasia: That monster that was banished by father?

Me: That's him. He killed your father and destroyed your entire family. We came here from the future too help you avenge your family, kill Rasputin and get justice for everything that Rasputin did.

Past Anastasia cried hard over the loss of her family.

Me: Anastasia I promise that will find Rasputin and make him suffer for his crimes.

Past Anastasia: Thank you.

Me: He will pay dearly for everything he has done. But first Anastasia, you need a growth spurt.

I snapped my fingers and the Simulator fast forwarded 10 years to 1926. The Soviet Union rose to power and Russia was now in the age of Communism.

Me: Here we are guys. Russia is now in the Soviet Union Era.

Zarya (Overwatch): This was one of Russia's darkest eras.

Me: Yep. For 71 years Russia was the Soviet Union until it became the Russian Federation.

Andropov: (Russian Accent) That's right comrades.

Adult Anastasia came out and she was dressed in magnificent dress.

Me: Wow.

Anastasia: Wow! I look amazing.

Adult Anastasia: Wow. I sure do. It's just amazing that I would become so beautiful.

Me: I know.

Man Ray: (to Anastasia) We're gonna need the help of your friends that live here if we're gonna take Rasuptin out.

Anastasia: I understand. We need to find Dimitri.

Me: Okay. Lets find him.

Lana: How are we gonna find him though? Moscow was so big back in 1926 as it is in the 21st Century.

Me: Yeah that's true. Back during this time Moscow, Russia had a population of over 9 million people. It's gonna be like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

Lisa Loud: J.D. is right. With over 970 square miles to cover we're gonna need to split up.

Armada Starscream: I'll fly in the air to look for Dimitri.

Me: Okay.

Armada Starscream transformed into his jet mode.

Armada Starscream: Need a ride to help search Nico?

Nico: Sure.

Nico got into his Cockpit and they flew into the air.

It was gonna be a big search.

Me: Lets split up and search. If you see Rasputin or his goons, do not engage him.

Billy Numerous: I'll send a few clones of myself to see if any of Rasputin's goons are lurking about.

Me: Rasputin's goons are demons from Hell. He sold his soul to the Devil for the power to destroy the Romanov Dynasty. The Devil gave him command of some of his demons to use for this. The demons he has are in an unholy reliquiry.

Lori: I literally remember that. It's the source of his power.

Andropov: (Russian Accent) Then if we destroy that we can destroy him.

Lana: But first we have to get that away from him.

Me: Lori can hold him off long enough for us to have our usual battles here and then pulverize his brains out and then destroy the Reliquiry. Lori dealt with him before remember?

Varie: I sure do.

Me: Good. Lets split up and move out.

We split up and searched all over Russia. We searched high and low for him all over Moscow.

Starscream: I think I see him!

They saw him looking for something in the Catherine Palace.

Nico: Guys I think we found him in the Catherine Palace!

Me: (On the radio) We're on our way.

We went over and we landed in front of them.

Razorclaw: Hi, are you Dimitri?

Dimitri: I sure am.

Me: Dimitri we mean you no harm. I'm J.D. Knudson, leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. We came here from 96 years into the future to help your friend Anastasia Nikolaevna kill Rasputin and avenge the Romanov Dynasty.

Dimitri: But Anastasia's dead.

Me: No she isn't.

Anastasia: Dimitri?

He saw her for the first time in 10 years.

Dimitri: Anastasia? Is it really you?

Anastasia: It sure is.

Dimitri: Anastasia!

They hugged for the first time in 10 years.

Anastasia: I'm so glad you're all right!

Dimitri: I am too.

Maggie then came up to them.

Maggie: Anastasia? I have something you should know.

Anastasia: What is it?

Maggie: Lisa ran some genealogical tests on me and she discovered that you are my ancestor. I am your descendant.

Anastasia gasped. We all gasped in shock!

Me: Whoa! I didn't see that coming!

Luan: Wow! Anastasia and Maggie are both family.

Lincoln: That is so cool!

Anastasia: That is amazing. I can't believe it.

Maggie: That is amazing huh?

Brittney: Wow. We did not expect this.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: No kidding.

Dimitri: That is amazing.

Me: Anastasia, I promise we will destroy Rasputin once and for all. Now it's time for us to get ready for us to fight him.

Dimitri: Rasputin? That monster that hates Tsar Nicholas?

Zarya (Overwatch): That's right Comrade Dimitri. We won't let him get away with all the harm he has caused.

Me: Come on guys. It's time for us to unleash the wrath of God upon Rasputin. First we got to find him.

We later walked around all of Russia and searched. We then saw his minions, the demons of hell.

Ravager: I see some of Rasputin's goons up ahead. Permission to decapitate?

Me: Negative Ravager. Your weapons won't work on them. These are spiritual beings.

Brittney: Let me and the Goths of Darkness handle this.

Brittney used her magic and fired a blast of energy that destroyed the demons.

Me: Awesome.

Trumbipulor: I got an idea. But I'll need some peanuts.

May: Now?!

Trumbipulor: Did I mention my species get big when we eat enough peanuts?

Shanan: I thought your kind looked familiar to me. You're what's called an Loxodontanian from the planet Elephanitus.

Trumbipulor: That's right. How did you know that Shanan?

Me: You would be amazed at how much Shanan knows about the universe Trumbipulor. She's what's called a living universal encyclopedia. She knows all about life all over every part of the entire universe.

Trumbipulor: Wow!

Laney gave him some peanuts.

Me: Lets go. I sense Rasputin is close. Come on.

We went to the bridge and there we saw none other than GRIGORI YEFIMOVICH RASPUTIN!

Me: Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin!

Rasputin saw us and he saw Lori again.

Rasputin: Well if it isn't the young Lori Loud.

Lori: Rasputin, I literally will turn you into a human pretzel!

Me: We're going to kill you Rasputin! Once and for all!

Rasputin: I think not!

He fired a blast of unholy magic at me and I deflected the blast back.

Me: (Speaking Russian) Вы причинили столько боли и страданий своей стране и совершили ужасные злодеяния против Бога и всей России. Зачем вам делать все это со своими людьми? (You have caused so much pain and suffering to your home country and committed terrible atrocities against God and all of Russia. Why would you do all this to your own people?)

Rasputin: (Speaking Russian) Потому что вся Россия относилась ко мне как к мусору! Я был великолепен в их глазах, и они повернулись ко мне! Я хотел, чтобы сила их уничтожила! Так я продал душу Дьяволу за власть уничтожить всю династию Романовых, свергнуть все царство! Я хочу создать новый мир, в котором правительство штата будет полностью контролировать ситуацию, и никто ничего не сможет с этим поделать! Это настоящая сила! (Because all of Russia treated me like trash! I was great in their eyes and they turned on me! I wanted the power to destroy them! So I sold my soul to the Devil for the power to destroy the entire Romanov Dynasty, overthrow the entire Tsarhood! I want to make a new world where the state government is totally in control and there is nothing anyone can do about it! That is true power!)

Me: Вы действительно самый злой сатанинский министр начала 20 века и самое злобное чудовище России за всю ее историю! (You really are the early 20th Century's most evil Satanic Minister and Russia's most evil monster in its entire history!)

Rasputin: Может быть, но я не остановлюсь, пока последний из династии Романовых не будет навсегда стерт с лица земли, и тогда Россия будет править всем на этой жалкой планете! (Maybe so but I will not stop until the last of the Romanov Dynasty is erased from existence forever and then I will have Russia reign supreme over all in this wretched planet!)

Me: НЕ НА НАШИХ СМОТРЕТЬ ВАС САТАНИЧЕСКИЙ УДАР ПРИРОДЫ! (NOT ON OUR WATCH YOU SATANIC FREAK OF NATURE!)

I punched Rasputin in the face and kicked his Reliquery out of his hands and Nico caught it.

Applejack: What language was that y'all were speaking in?

Zarya (Overwatch): That was Russian. It's the language we have in Russia.

Apple Bloom: How does J.D. know that kind of language?

Laney: He's multi-lingual. He knows all the languages on the entire planet as well as many of the languages all over the universe.

Sweetie Belle: WOW!

Avalanche: (to Rasputin) It would be easy to open a hole in the ground and make you fall through it!

Me: You're gonna pay for your crimes Rasputin!

Lori: I've literally had it with this monster!

I sensed Lori's energy signal rising fast!

Bobby: Babe are you okay?

A tornado of glowing wind enveloped around Lori and then she was starting to change as her energy levels were rising at an astronomical rate! A massive tornado of wind shot up high into the sky and it formed into a Fairy riding an Eagle and the snow clouds blanketing all of Russia vanished as the fairy was singing divinely. The tornado went back down and Lori was in a dome of wind and clouds. When the dome faded, Lori was now forever changed. Her blond hair had braids in the front and around her head, her eyes showed the sky in her sclera with clouds blowing all over them. Her clothes were different now. She had a sky blue half tank top that exposed her belly, a skirt with clouds on them and she had blue leggings that had wind on them and she had blue combat boots. She had sky blue arm bands, sky blue wind earrings on and she had a symbol of a Fairy emblazoned in the middle of her forehead. Her angel wings now were glowing blue wind angel wings and she had the sword she acquired during the first fight with Rasputin on her left hip. On the back of her tank top was the kanji for Lori Marie Loud - A Great Elder Sister, Champion of the Wind and Master of the Force of Air

ロリマリーラウド-偉大な姉、風のチャンピオン、そして空気の力のマスター

She had become a SUPER ANGEL 25,000,000 HURRICANE EAGLE FAIRYWIND!

Me: (GASP) Lori!? Is that really you!?

Nico: WHOA! Look at her!

Roxanne: Mom transformed!

Vince: Unbelievable! Her power is incredible!

Lily: Big sis are you okay? How do you feel?

Lori: (Divine Wind Voice) I'm just fine Lily. In fact I literally feel amazing.

Bobby: Babe you look absolutely amazing!

Lori: Thanks Boo-Boo-Bear. Now it's time for me to settle the score with this monster.

Me: Show no mercy Lori. You hold him off while we have our usual battles.

Lori: I will.

Lori unsheathed her sword and it had a glowing blue wind blade and she went at Rasputin with incredible speed and slashed him with it and she blew him into the sky with incredible force!

But then the Masters of Evil came and we saw BONZ, MR. MITTENS, SSSERPENT, Donald Gill A.K.A. BLIZZARD, HANK SCORPIO and Anatoli Knyazev A.K.A. KGBEAST!


Bonz

Ghost Kotsuzuka (or Bonz in the 4Kids dub) is one of Bandit Keith's three henchman in Yu-Gi-Oh!. Kotsuzuka is a kid with a hideous ghoulish face.

He was voiced by Amy Birnbaum.

Kotsuzuka, Takaido, and Satake attacked Katsuya Jonouchi, whom Keith picked on as bad as Kaiba did, and took him to a cave where Kotsuzuka dueled Jonouchi while following Keith's instructions. Ghost used a card to resurrect his destroyed monsters as zombies, who were mostly invincible. Jonouchi's Time Wizard could have defeated them, but unfortunately, it landed on a skull. Kotsuzuka lost to Jonouchi when he used the Shield and Sword Card, but Keith had them seal the tunnel with a boulder when they left to trap them all inside. He then beat up Kotsuzuka, along with Takaido and Satake, and stole their Star Chips.

Battle City

Kotsuzuka, Takaido, and Zygor entered Kaiba's tournament in Battle City. Rather than duel for them, they put on zombie masks and scared people at the cemetery to steal their Locator Cards. They attempted to do this to Yami Bakura, but he was unaffected by it, and dueled Kotsuzuka, taking the duel to Hell. Yami Bakura gained the advantage, and soon told them that they were in Hell, and if Kotsuzuka lost, they would be trapped there forever (or at least until Yami Bakura chose to set them free). Yami Bakura defeated Kotsuzuka, so he, Takaido, and Satake became trapped in Hell, vanishing into shadowy clouds in the ground. Yami Bakura then took their Locator Cards so he could enter the final rounds.

He has not been seen since. In the 4Kids version, they were sent to the Shadow Realm rather than Hell (though there is little difference between the two), with hands pulling them into the ground.

Mr. Mittens

Mr. Mittens is a villain in Johnny Test, it is Tim Burnout's cat and Albert is his butler.

Mr. Mittens made his first appearence by trying to turn all of the citizens of Porkbelly into cats, but was foiled by Johnny and his friends. He first appeared in 00-Johnny. As Tim described, Mr. Mittens was never a friendly cat, he despised his owner for never cleaning his litter box and all the dogs for chasing him. When Mr. Mittens became intelligent, he decided to turn all living creatures in Porkbelly into cats (with the exception for Albert, who he needs to stay human to clean out his litter box) with his Cat Zapper and "Turn Porkbelly into Catbelly". However, the zapper wasn't strong enough to turn humans into cats, so he invaded the military base and charged his zapper with their million-volts electricity source. The zapper was then set to create a wave to turn everyone in a 100-mile radius into cats in one minute, giving Albert and him time to escape. However, Mary and Susan, with the help of Johnny, Dukey, and the military, reverted the zapper in time to save the Porkbelly population from turning into cats. After the incident, however, Mr Mittens remained intelligent.

Ssserpent

Ssserpent is a villain in Ben 10: Alien Force and Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. He refers to himself as "The Snake That Walks Like A Man" (although he doesn't have any legs to be able to walk; he just slithers upright).

Alien Force

Ssserpent first appeared in Vengeance of Vilgax: Part 1. He was seen fighting Gwen and Kevin (for more than an hour according to Gwen) and proved to be too tough for them, but was easily defeated by the arrival of Ben as Cannonbolt.

Ultimate Alien

Ssserpent reappears in Video Games. Having been paroled out of the Null Void Prison, he tries to fight Ben as Four Arms only to be crushed by two cars that Four Arms used as weapons.

In The Perfect Girlfriend, Ssserpent becomes a much bigger threat. Apparently, he has learned much more as he has been watching Ben and studying his tactics, allowing him to plan for Ben to use Goop. In a warehouse, he was able to defeat and torture Goop by separating him from his Anti-Gravity Projector, rendering him immobile, and trapping and spinning him in a large centrifugal machine, causing Goop to start separating into multiple components.

However, Ssserpent was forced to escape when the police came along and Elena Validus, who was impersonating Julie at the time, deactivated the machine before it could finish off Goop. Later, Ssserpent gave Ben and the police the slip by shedding his skin and using it as a trick. It is currently unknown where he is now.

Blizzard

Blizzard is a supervillain in Marvel Comics, and an enemy of Iron Man, although he had also fought the Avengers and Spider-Man.

Donald Gill was born in Delaware and would become a criminal who was given an ice-powered suit by Justin Hammer to combat Iron Man. Donald took the name Blizzard after the original one ,Gregor Shapanka, was killed by a villainous version of Iron Man called Iron Man 2020.

Blizzard's first job in his criminal career was teaming up with Beetle and Whiplash to form the "B-Team". Their goal was to capture the professional supervillain Force, who worked for but eventually betrayed Justin Hammer. They failed, however, due to Blizzard's clumsiness and making amateurish mistakes (an example being creating an ice wall blocking the path to their objective). Blizzard encased Whiplash in ice and all three of them as reinforcements were dispatched to protect Force.

Blizzard, Beetle, and Whiplash tried once again to capture Force, but he was defended by Iron Man. Blizzard's performance was better than last time, but that changed when Force entered the fight and negated the villainous trio's powers. All three of the criminals split up and went in hiding while their powers were restored.

Unfortunately for Blizzard, he was spotted by Force and, to make matters worse, his powers weren't functioning against him. Blizzard then decided to use his fists with Force sending him backwards and blasted him through a wall.

Blizzard tried to avoid Force's blast again (despite being warned) and was subsequently electrocuted. The Beetle and Whiplash left without Blizzard, with Chemistro blaming them for their failures, and were then arrested.

However, before Blizzard could be imprisoned, Rhino got him out for Hammer. As a result, Blizzard's loyalty to Hammer increased, although Iron Man tried to mentor him in hopes of stopping him from going down a dark path. Hammer made a deal with Iron Man for Blizzard, forcing the latter to help him take down the supervillain, Ghost. Iron Man accepted Hammers terms, but Blizzard couldn't accept that Hammer sold him out.

However, after hearing a recording, Blizzard became heartbroken and surrendered to Iron Man. Ironically though, he was saved by Chemistro and Melter, avoiding jail time once again. Blizzard would later partake in solo missions against the Avengers and the New Warriors. He would then attend the AIM Weapons Expo along with several other supervillains and joined the largest group of the Masters of Evil. Blizzard would later worked with a smaller team of super criminals (consisting of Constrictor, Crossfire, daughters of Tarantula, and Batroc the Leaper).

Despite their combined efforts, however, they failed after being interfered by the mercenary and Deadpool like doppelganger, Agent X, along with his allies. Blizzard came across She-Hulk at a bar and attacked her. However, instead of defeating him, she invited him for a drink (signifying that Blizzard is a low ranked super-villain).

While Blizzard was intoxicated, he pondered his lack of recognition. Before he collapsed, Blizzard mentioned that he like her. She-Hulk then reverts back to her original self (Jennifer Walters) and collapsed, vomiting on top of him. After this, Blizzard volunteered as one of the first members of Beetle's (now reformed and known as Mach-IV) group of Thunderbolts. Just like the original Thunderbolts, they were also former villains seeking redemption for their crimes as superheroes. Unlike the rest of them, however, Blizzard lacked confidence despite his will to do good and help people.

While he was a part of this group, he fought several supervillains, such as Fathom Five, the Wrecking Crew, and the Purple Man. During this time, Blizzard and Thunderbolt member, Speed Demon, became good and close friends. When Speed Demon was committing crimes with the Shocker, Blizzard want to keep tabs on him and convinced him to use his former Whizzer suit and a tracking device.

Speed Demon, who became enraged by this, tied Blizzard upside-down and stripped him of his clothes, leaving poor Blizzard naked on a bridge. At this point, Blizzard became to doubt that being a superhero was good for him and started to lose hope. However, he gained strength from his fellow Thunderbolt members.

The supervillain, Baron Zemo, tried to destroy Songbird's Thunderbolts and recruited Blizzard (who was in bars after he was fired by Songbird). One of his teammates, the Fixer, enhanced Blizzards abilities and making him more powerful than he was before. Blizzard would battle his former teammates and the fight resulted in both groups forming together. Blizzard would then help fight against the U-Foes during the events of the Marvel Civil War that unfolded.

While engaging Overmind, Blizzard proved his worth to his teammates by shielding them from one of Overmind's attacks. During the final battle against the Grandmaster, Blizzard's suit had been destroyed after the Wellspring energy was released. After the Grandmaster's defeat, Blizzard was pardoned for his past crimes but would later resort to his criminal ways. He was seen as one of the inmates imprisoned in the Raft.

Blizzard would eventually ally with his old enemy Iron Man, along with Zeke Stane, Whirlwind, and Living Laser against the Mandarin (who betrayed them in their plot to defeat Iron Man) but was defeated by Mandarin's forces.

Blizzard would reappear in during the events of the Infinity series, where he was with Whirlwind robbing banks until they are approached by Spymaster. He offers both of them an opportunity to join his criminal group, which Spymaster's members are Constrictor, Firebrand IV, Titanium Man, Unicorn (Marvel), and Whiplash IV. They both comply with Spymaster's request and join his group. While during the briefing for the upcoming assault, Blizzard collapses and realizes, after he regains consciousness, that he can now create ice and his skin is now a more icy whiter color.

It is revealed that Blizzard was exposed to the Terrigen Mists that was unleashed on Earth by the ruler of the Inhumans known as Black Bolt and that he is an Inhuman descendant (which Blizzard doesn't realize). Because of this, experienced Terrigenesis which causes the manisfestation of his latent powers. Blizzard believed that this, in his own words, was his opportunity to "be part of something bigger". He and Whirlwind then try to leave Spymaster's group because of this revelation. Unfortunately, both of them are attacked by Spymaster and Titanium Man when they try to disband from their group. Blizzard and Whirlwind are then forced into joining in on the attack on Stark Tower.

They then participate in a well coordinated attack on the Stark Tower (that was completely vulnerable and defenseless at the time). After Spymaster used teleporter discs to teleport some of Iron Man's Armors to the buyers, he escaped and leaves the rest of his team to be found out by the heroes which were using the tower as a base. Blizzard and the team, minus Spymaster, managed to defeat the heroes and they were offered to be taken to Spymaster by Titanium Man. When they arrived to a spaceship where Spymaster was, they were ambushed by him and Titanium Man. Titanium Man then shows his real identity as Captain Atlas of the Kree and that both he and Spymaster orchestrated the heist.

Blizzard and the other villains managed to escape their custody and started fighting Spymaster, Captain Atlas and the army of Iron Men (controlled by Spymaster). The real Iron Man arrived to the spaceship, after having tracked down the armors, and helped Blizzard and his allies defeat them. During the fight, Blizzard used the powers he discovered of being like a human battery to overcharge the armors and deactivate them, but he fainted and fell off the spaceship's cargo door. One of the suits Iron Man was controlling rescued him, but in order to let his friends escape, Blizzard froze himself and the suit. Blizzard was taken to S.H.I.E.L.D. custody and was left under the simulation he had been delivered to the Inhumans in order to prove himself as the changed man Blizzard thought he was until S.H.I.E.L.D. would figure out what they should do with him.

Hank Scorpio

Hank Scorpio is the main antagonist of the The Simpsons episode "You Only Move Twice". He was voiced by Albert Brooks, who would later voice Russ Cargill in The Simpsons Movie, as well as Bernie Rose in Drive and The Businessman in The Little Prince.

Scorpio is known to be an evil genius and the millionaire owner of Globex Corporation who resides in Cypress Creek. He plans to take over the USA East Coast with his brand new device called the Doomsday Device. Despite being a ruthless and powerful villain, Hank is a kind, always cheerful and polite person to his subordinates and his citizens, which makes him a very sympathetic guy, in contrast to the behavior of the tyrannical, greedy Charles Montgomery Burns. Also, unlike many supervillains, Scorpio cares for his own people of Cypress Creek, even going so far by offering his employees free dental care and participating in their 50K run.

Homer Simpson (one of the protagonists of the show) moves to Cypress Creek after learning of a new career (from Scorpio's secretary Miss Goodthighs) that will offer healthcare benefit for himself and his family. After discussing this further with the family, his wife Marge agrees to the moving, adding that they might need Homer's new salary and that their old house is tearing itself apart. As the Simpsons arrive to their new house in Cypress Creek, Scorpio welcomes them with a gift basket before giving Homer a job as the new supervisor of employees working in Globex's nuclear division. In spite of Homer's incompetence as a safety inspector back in Springfield, Homer actually does a good job motivating Scorpio's employees in Globex's nuclear division (even going so far by offering them hammocks to calm them down from overworking). Because of his success, Scorpio happily informs that the productivity in the nuclear division is currently up 2% thanks to Homer's motivation skills, leaving his family to be very proud of him.

Needless to say, Homer and his family are unaware that Scorpio is a criminal mastermind. At one time, Scorpio has called in a ransom for gold against the United Nations and uses one of his arson weapons to blow the Queensboro bridge to prove that he's not bluffing, saying that they have 72 hours to meet his demand. He also managed to catch a British secret agent named James Bont, who attempted to escape but ended up being knocked down by Homer (who thought he was a loafer). After thanking Homer for stopping Bont, he had his men to shoot down Bont. Despite being present at these scenes, Homer remains oblivious to Scorpio's true occupation and goal.

Though Homer enjoys his new life in Cypress Creek, he is horrified to learn that his family have become very unhappy in Cypress Creek and want to go back to Springfield (Marge has been moping around drinking glasses of wine since the house is capable of doing chores itself, Lisa has become extremely allergic to all wildlife around Cypress Creek, and Bart is forced to undergo a remedial class because he doesn't understand cursive handwriting). Homer is opposed to this, stating that he's doing a great job for the first time in his life, but his family are still unhappy.

Torn between maintaining his good job and making his family happy, Homer heads back to Scorpio's base, where it is being attacked by arriving U.S. army soldiers, who are intending to stop Scorpio in his tracks and destroy the Doomsday device. As Scorpio and his men attempt to handle the situation, Homer (who still remains unaware of what's really happening) explains to him about the misery that his family is suffering from. Feeling somewhat sorry for Homer, Scorpio convinces Homer to do what's best for his family and allows them to go back to Springfield. Homer thanks Scorpio for everything, and as he leaves, Scorpio and his men manage to defeat the rest of the army soldiers, sending them to flee (much to Scorpio's delight, as he laughs while scaring the remaining soldiers away with a flamethrower). After the Simpsons returned to Springfield, a newspaper article shows that Scorpio and his forces have finally succeeded in taking over the East Coast. Homer received a letter from Scorpio showing his gratitude for Homer's assistance and that he and his family are free to come to the Coast anytime they want. He also sends the Denver Broncos football team as a gift, though Homer would have preferred the Dallas Cowboys.

As such, the Simpsons have remained unaware of the fact that Scorpio is a villain mastermind, and it is unlikely that they will find out about it.

KGBeast

Anatoli Knyazev, also known as KGBeast, is a DC comic book villain and an enemy of Batman.

Anatoli Knyazev AKA the KGBeast, was an extraordinary assassin who was in the employ of the KGB, which is a Soviet Union's secret police and intelligence agency. Knyazev then became a rogue agent. He went on an unauthorized mission to kill ten key people involved with the United States' Strategic Defense Initiative, which was nicknamed the "Star Wars" program. The Soviets decided to warn the American government about Knyazev's plan. Regardless, Knyazev was able to succeed in his mission. He managed this by killing seven of the designated targets. In pursuing his mission, Knyazev came to Gotham City and came into contact with the costumed crime fighter, the Batman.


Eli: BONZ!

Johnny Test: MR. MITTENS!

Ben: SSSERPENT!

Homer: HANK SCORPIO!

Me: Donald Gill A.K.A. Blizzard and Anatoli Knyazav A.K.A. KGBeast!

Blizzard: It's an honor to meet you all Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Mr. Mittens: Good to see you again Test.

Johnny Test: Where's Albert? Usually he's with you.

Mr. Mittens: He's back at the headquarters.

Me: Bonz weren't you one of Bandit Keith's henchmen?

Bonz: That's right. I was.

Eli: I'm amazed you're still alive.

Bonz: Do you all know how long I was in the Shadow Realm for?!

Me: I wasn't even there when it happened.

Yugi: 2 years?

Bonz: Yes!

Eli: You were in the Shadow Realm for that long!? You're lucky to still be alive.

Bonz: Indeed I am.

Mr. Mittens: (to Aylene) Brain Freezer's a lucky guy to have someone like you. (glares at her) But if you break his heart, I'm gonna claw your eyes out!

Aylene gulped in fear.

Qin: Touch her and I will turn your fur coat into a cat skin pelt!

KGBeast: (to Dayna, Olga and Yuna Orromov) (Russian Accent) It's an honor to meet fellow girls from Russia.

Dayna: Same here.

Olga: It's an honor as well.

Zarya (Overwatch): Honored as well Comrade Anatoli.

Zangief: (Russian Accent) Same here.

Golova: (Russian Accent) Pleasure to meet a fellow comrade of Russia.

Andropov: (Russian Accent) Same here comrade.

KGBeast: Indeed.

Me: Some of us have a lot of ties to this country.

Ben: I didn't expect you to be recruited Ssserpent.

Ssserpent: Indeed.

Shanan: A Serpenterran in the Masters of Evil is perfect for them.

Ssserpent: Indeed. I heard you met another one of my kind because of a cursed hockey stick.

Blackfire: We sure did. That was a really strange occurrence.

Anko: But it was really cool.

Ssserpent: (to Elena Validus) So, you posed as Tennyson's girlfriend during the last time I fought him?

Elena V.: I was under the control of the Nanite Queen back then.

Me: I heard about that Elena.

Julie Yamamoto: I remember that.

Nico: That was awful.

Blizzard: Facing you guys is gonna be so cool. No pun intended!

Me: It sure will be Don and you are also one of the original members of Marvel's Masters of Evil.

Blizzard: Yeah. This is majorly coincidental. I was part of the Original Masters of Evil lead by Baron Heinrich Von Zemo of HYDRA and now here I am with Vypra's Masters of Evil.

Me: That sure IS coincidental.

?: It sure is.

A figure came out and it was ICY ANGEL from episode 25 of Lost Galaxy!


Icy Angel is a fallen angel monster from Lost Galaxy who attempts to destroy the Terra Venture by using Commander Stanton. She uses the element of ice to attack her opponents and place them under her spell.

Trakeena enlists the help of Icy Angel in attempt to drive Terra Venture into a giant red star, the same one Commander Stanton had ordered Kai Chen to distance the colony away from. Icy Queen ambushed Stanton (and his daughter Jodie) in the park, using the Stingwingers to create confusion among the populace and the Galaxy Rangers. With no one to stop her, she succeeded in attacking him with an enchanted arrow, one that alters his personality and leaves him devoid of his usual tact or emotion. With Stanton under her control, he follows through with Trakeena's plan, ordering the third and fourth engines be shut off and the course of the colony changed, moving it closer and not farther from the red star.

Kai finally catches onto her plans when he spots her speaking with Stanton, telling him to continue on as he was, knowing it would lead to the destruction of Terra Venture. She wards Kai off long enough for Stanton to escape (only to be locked in a storage room later), however, the other Galaxy Rangers appear and engage in battle with the temptress. She attempts to freeze them with a puff of ice breath but Kai intervenes and stabs her to the ground. She attempts to shoot more arrows at them but Mike intervened with and energy slash that left her open for the Rangers to finish her off using the Lights of Orion fireball attack. She then made herself grow, resulting in a battle against the Galaxy Megazord and the Defender Torozord.

Icy Angel quickly froze the Galaxy Megazord, with her ice breath but the Defender Torozord struck her with its lance, shattering her. Icy Angel reformed and the Galaxy Megazord was unfrozen when the Rangers called upon the Lights of Orion for power. Defender Torozord struck Icy Angel with its Lightning Spin while the Galaxy Megazord finished her off with the Galaxy Megazord Saber. With the Icy Angel's destruction, Stanton was freed from her spell, allowing Kai to pilot the colony to a safe distance before it is unable to escape the star's gravity.


Kai Chen: Icy Angel!

Icy Angel: Been a long time rangers.

Me: I remember you! You were helping Trakeena by sending Terra Venture into a red giant star, which was the same one that Commander Stanton had ordered Kai to distance the colony away from.

Icy Angel: That's right J.D. Mistress Vypra was right about you. That memory of yours is sharp as a tack.

Me: Never missed an episode.

Icy Angel: (to the Lost Galaxy Rangers) You guys need to chill out!

Icy Angel breathed out an icy wind from her mouth that froze the Lost Galaxy Rangers.

Lola fired a blast of fire that thawed them out.

Lola: Nice try you frozen fiend! But fire is stronger than ice!

?: Figured you would thaw them out Lola.

We then saw Lola's friend Meli Ramos come out!

Lola: Meli! What are you doing here?

Meli: We can talk later Lola. Right now I have to kill this monster right here!

She glared ferociously at Nico.

Cookie: Meli stop! You have to get rid of that card that's controlling you!

Meli: You mean this?

She held up a Number Card and it was NUMBER 52: DIAMOND CRAB KING!

Eli: Number 52: Diamond Crab King!

Me: Lola's friend has a Number!?

Cookie: That's the Number I told you about!

Me: Meli you have to get rid of that card! It's dangerous!

Nico: Meli, please! Give us that card before someone gets hurt!

Meli: (Glares at Nico) Why? So you can use it to hurt Lola just like your contingency plans did?!

Me: Meli that is too low!

Lola: Meli those plans were not made to hurt us!

Meli: No Lola! Those plans were going to kill you and now I will kill the monster that tried to kill you!

Meli fired diamond shards at Nico and Eli used the force to send them at Rasputin as he was being thrashed in the air by Lori and they skewered him all over.

Me: The Diamond Crab King amplified her rage towards Nico 100-fold. We have to get that card away from her or she will stab you in the heart Nico!

Nico: I know.

Me: Lori is handling Rasputin while we have our fun. Look up there.

They saw the battle with Lori and Rasputing taking place in the air and they saw a sky blue star really pulverizing the living shit out of him.

Hank Scorpio: WHOA! What happened to Lori?

Me: Lori ascended.

Nico: Lets dance guys.

Me: Anastasia you're in for quite a show.

Adult Anastasia: This is gonna be awesome.

We powered up and went at them.


Battle 1: Sophie Casterwill, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, AncientMermaidmon, Eria the Water Charmer, Issaley, Crash Man and Quick Man VS Hank Scorpio


Hank Scorpio was up first.

Hank Scorpio: (to Sophie) After this battle, can you tell Homer I'm sorry about Marge? When I first her, she seemed like a nice woman.

Sophie: (British Accent) Looks were deceiving but I'll be sure that he gets the message.

Rarity: Yes. Marge was a heartless witch!

Sweetie Belle: Yeah even her sisters agreed that she had completely lost her mind. I don't know what Homer ever saw in her.

Sassy Saddles: (British Accent) I just can't believe her mind is that broken on the inside.

Sapphire Shores: Yeah no kidding.

AncientMermaidmon: Yeah she is that paranoid and delusional. She should've been sent to a maximum security insane asylum before the war with Springfield broke out.

Eria the Water Chapter: Yeah. She is that messed up in the head. Also, that town was messed up from the very beginning.

Hank Scorpio: It sure was. I heard it was overrun with corruption.

Issaley: It sure was.

Crash Man: J.D. calls it a town full of corrupted asshole fuckpots and megalomaniacal douchebags.

Hank Scorpio: (Laughs) That's a good way to describe it.

Quick Man: Yeah!

Hank Scorpio: Lets get it on. Here are my Pokemon.

He called out his Pokemon. He had an Emboar, Flareon, Moltres, Dhelmise and Vaporeon.

Sophie: An Emboar, Flareon, Moltres, Dhelmise and Vaporeon. Those are all perfect for you.

Rarity: Indeed.

Hank Scorpio: Thank you. By the way I love how you all turned Gotham Royal York into an awesome city bonded with plants and all that. It's like how I did it to Cypress Creek. Unlike Burns I am actually the antipode of him. He destroys everything where I am environmentally friendly.

Sophie: Wow! You are Mr. Burns's polar opposite.

Sassy Saddles: Amazing. Lets do it.

Hank Scorpio pulled out a flamethrower and fired it at them and they dodged the blast of fire.

Rarity: Cypress Creek may be one with nature but how about crystal!? CRYSTAL STYLE NINJA ART: SAPPHIRE DRAGON JEWEL STORM!

Rarity fired a massive shower of jewels and they formed into a blue sapphire dragon.

Sweetie Belle: This will be good! CRYSTAL STYLE NINJA ART: RUBY JEWEL DRAGON FIRE!

Sweetie Belle fired a massive blast of fire and it formed into a barrage of dragons.

Sassy Saddles: This will be good! CRYSTAL STYLE NINJA ART: FLAMING TOPAZ DRAGON STRIKE!

Sassy fired a massive blast of yellow fire and it formed into a bunch of topaz jewels and it turned into a dragon.

Sapphire Shores: And here's my favorite animal in jewel form. CRYSTAL STYLE NINJA ART: JEWEL DOLPHIN POD BLAST!

Sapphire Shores fired a massive wave of jewels that formed into a pod of dolphins made of crystal.

AncientMermaidmon: This will cool you down! (Echoing) GREAT MAELSTROM!

AncientMermaidmon fired a massive wave of water.

Eria the Water Charmer: Lets do it! WATER LIZARD STYLE NINJA ART: MAELSTROM OF JUSTICE!

Eria fired a massive blast of water from her staff.

Issaley: Feel the fury of Quicksilver! LIQUID METAL STYLE NINJA ART: QUICKSILVER METAL SHOT!

Issaley fired a massive blast of liquid metal.

Sophie fired a massive blast of fire and Quick Man and Crash Man fired massive blasts of energy and the blasts all hit Hank Scorpio and knocked him and his Pokemon down.

Sophie: That was amazing!

Rarity: It sure was Darling.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah it was!


Battle 2: Gia Moran, Brittney, Lucy Loud, Haiku, Dante, Bertrand, Persephone, Morpheus, Kalin, Boris, Greiger, Rex & Roman Goodwin, Devack, Carly Carmine, Misty Tredwell, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Princess Luna, AncientSphinxmon, Drakness, Dharc the Dark Charmer, Bad Juju and Wolfgang VS Bonz


Bonz was up next.

Bonz: (to Gia) I hope you don't mind zombies.

Gia: We've killed countless zombies before.

Brittney: We've killed countless zombies on 7 planets.

Lucy Loud: And that makes us the greatest Zombie Apocalypse Survivalists of all time.

Haiku: It's true.

Persephone: Those adventures were amazing and awe-inspiring.

Carly Carmine: Your zombies are not nearly as scary as the zombies we all faced.

Misty Tredwell: And we should know. The Dark Signers are essentially zombies brought back by the Earthbound Immortals.

Ink Rose: Wow! That's cool!

Moonlight Raven: It sure is.

AncientSphinxmon: That is something.

Drakness: That is really amazing.

Wolfgang: (Australian Accent) Yeah mates. I wasn't expecting us to face all those zombies.

Bad Juju: It sure was.

Kalin: Bring it on bone boy.

Bonz: Gladly!

He summoned all of his monsters from his deck. He had Armored Zombie, Clown Zombie, Crawling Dragon, Dragon Zombie, The Snake Hair, Zanki, Crass Clown, Pumpking the King of Ghosts and Great Mammoth of Goldfine!

Bonz: What do you think of my monsters?

Brittney: (Yawns in lack of amusement) Not impressed. But if you want to see some truly terrifying monsters, look at these.

Roman: I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL URU, DARK SPIDER, GROUND SPIDER, UNDERGROUND ARACHNID and DARK TUNER SPIDER COCOON!

He summoned said monsters.

Carly Carmine: I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL ASLLA PISCU, FORTUNE LADY FIRE, WATER, EARTH, WIND, LIGHT and DARK!

She summoned said monsters.

Devack: I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL CUSILLU, APE FIGHTER, APE MAGICIAN, DARK TUNER DARK APE, and ZEMAN THE APE KING!

He summoned said monsters.

Misty Tredwell: I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL CCARAYHUA, DRAGON QUEEN OF TRAGIC ENDINGS, REPTILIANNE GARDNA, REPTILIANNE SERVANT, and REPTILIANNE GORGON!

Misty summoned said monsters.

Kalin: I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL CCAPAC APU, DOUBLE COSTON, INFERNITY ARCHFIEND, INFERNITY BEAST, INFERNITY DESTROYER, INFERNITY DWARF, INFERNITY GUARDIAN, INFERNITY NECROMANCER, PHANTOM SKYBLASTER and HUNDRED-EYES DRAGON!

Kalin summoned said monsters.

Greiger: I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL CHACU CHALLHUA, DARKSEA FLOAT, DARKSEA RESCUE, DIVING EXPLODER, FLYING FORTRESS SKY FIRE, SPELL REACTOR - RE, SUMMON REACTOR - SK, TRAP REACTOR - Y FI, DARK STRIKE FIGHTER, and DARK FLATTOP!

Rex Goodwin: I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL WIRAQOCHA RASCA, SUN DRAGON INTL, MOON DRAGON QUILLA, ORACLE OF THE SUN, WEEPING IDOL and FIRE ANT ASCATOR!

Brittney: I summon RED-EYES ZOMBIE DRAGON, ZOMBIE TIGER, RETURN ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE MASTER, SOUL-ABSORBING BONE TOWER, NIGHTMARE HORSE, DARK DUST SPIRIT, RYU KOKKI, FLAME GHOST, VAMPIRE LORD, VAMPIRE LADY, ZOMBIE MAMMOTH, GIANT AXE MUMMY and VAMPIRE'S CURSE!

Lucy Loud: GAAP THE DIVINE SOLDIER, ARCHFIEND OF GILFER, BELIAL - MARQUIS OF DARKNESS, BERFOMET, MARIE THE FALLEN ONE, RED-EYES ZOMBIE DRAGON and NIGHTMARE HORSE!

Haiku: AUSSA THE EARTH CHARMER, ERIA THE WATER CHARMER, HIITA THE FIRE CHARMER, WYNN THE WIND CHARMER, DHARC THE DARK CHARMER, LYNA THE LIGHT CHARMER and ELEMENTAL MISTRESS DORIADO!

Persephone: I summon VAMPIRE LORD, RED-MOON BABY, VAMPIRE LADY, VAMPIRE'S CURSE, and VAMPIRE GENESIS!

Dante: I summon WANDERING MUMMY, POISON MUMMY, DES LACOODA, and FUSHIOH RICHIE!

Bertrand: I summon GRAGONITH, LIGHTSWORN DRAGON, LUMINA, LIGHTSWORN SUMMONER, LYLA, LIGHTSWORN SORCERESS, JENIS, LIGHTSWORN MENDER, AURKUS, LIGHTSWORN DRUID, WULF, LIGHTSWORN BEAST, CELESTIA, LIGHTSWORN ANGEL, SHIRE, LIGHTSWORD SPIRIT, EHREN, LIGHTSWORN MONK, JAIN, LIGHTSWORN PALADIN, GAROTH, LIGHTSWORN WARRIOR, MICHAEL, THE ARCH-LIGHTSWORN, RAIDEN, HAND OF THE LIGHTSWORN, MINERVA, LIGHTSWORN MAIDEN, RINYAN, LIGHTSWORN ROGUE, RYKO, LIGHTSWORN HUNTER and JUDGEMENT DRAGON!

Brittney: I summon RED-EYES ZOMBIE DRAGON, ZOMBIE TIGER, RETURN ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE MASTER, SOUL-ABSORBING BONE TOWER, NIGHTMARE HORSE, DARK DUST SPIRIT, RYU KOKKI, FLAME GHOST, VAMPIRE LORD, VAMPIRE LADY, ZOMBIE MAMMOTH, GIANT AXE MUMMY and VAMPIRE'S CURSE!

In a massive vortex of darkness and light came out said monsters.

It was an epic army.

Brittney: How's this for an army of the undead?

Bonz: WHOA! You all have these monsters!?

Brittney: We're not called the Goths of Darkness for nothing.

Carly Carmine: Now you will see the power of how we fight.

Bonz: Lets do it! I don't need Pokemon to beat all of you.

Gia Moran: Now for me. LEGENDARY RANGER MODE: IN SPACE!

Gia turned into the Yellow In Space Ranger!

They went at him and Bonz went at them with all his might and they dodged his punches.

Brittney: Now for an awesome formation of Darkness! Goths of Darkness lets show some teamwork.

Roman: And the Dark Signers too.

AncientSphinxmon: Lets do it together!

Goths of Darkness: DARKNESS FLAME STYLE FORMATION ART: GOTHIC NIGHTMARE FIRESTORM FORMATION!

The Goths of Darkness formed into a Star of The Devil and spun around and fired a massive blast of black fire.

Princess Luna: This will feel the fury of the moonlight! MOONLIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: FLAMES OF THE MOONLIT NIGHT!

Princess Luna fired a blast of moonlight fire.

Roman Goodwin: Lets do it!

Dark Signers: NAZCA RAINBOW FIRESTORM STYLE FORMATION ART: NAZCA LINE SEPTAGRAM OF FIRE FORMATION!

The Dark Signers flew into the air and spun around and formed a rainbow Septagram and fired a massive blast of rainbow fire with the Nazca Lines in them.

Gia, Bad Juju and Wolfgang fired blasts of energy, lightning and skull notes and the monsters all fired blasts of elements and energy and the blasts all hit Bonz and his monsters and knocked him and his monsters out.

Gia Moran: That was so cool!

Ink Rose: Yeah it was! Love how we formed that awesome formation.

Moonlight Raven: It sure was.

Carly Carmine: It was awesome!


Battle 3: CatDog, Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, AncientVolcanomon, Dex-Starr, Wynn the Wind Charmer, Intress, Beekeeper and Doofenshmirtz VS Mr. Mittens


Mr. Mittens was next.

Mr. Mittens: (to CatDog) How did you two get fused together?

Cat: We were actually born this way.

Dog: Yeah and we've been like this ever since.

Tree Hugger: A Cat and a Dog fused together. Far out man.

Fluttershy: That is really cool.

Dex-Starr: I think so too and I should know because I'm a cat.

Mr. Mittens: I didn't think cats were ever allowed in the Red Lantern Corps.

Dex-Starr: I was surprised myself.

AncientVolcanomon: It is surprising.

Wynn the Wind Charmer: It sure is.

Mr. Mittens: Yep. Lets get it on.

Mr. Mittens called out his Pokemon and he had 5 Alolan Persian and 5 Persian.

Cat: 5 Persian and 5 Alolan Persian. Those are perfect for a fellow cat.

Mr. Mittens: Thanks. Lets do it.

Mr. Mittens went at them with his claws ready.

Fluttershy: Lets do it! WOLF FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: WOLF PACK WILD STORM!

Fluttershy fired a massive blast of blue fire and it formed into a pack of wolves made of blue fire.

Tree Hugger: Far out man. RAINBOW CHAKRA STYLE NINJA ART: SEVEN CHAKRAS OF JUSTICE!

Tree Hugger fired waves of rainbow energy and it formed into the seven chakras.

AncientVolcanomon fired waves of lava.

Dex-Starr fired waves of red energy from his ring on his tail.

Wynn fired blasts of wind from her staff and Intress fired blasts of energy from her claws.

CatDog, Beekeeper and Doofenshmirtz fired waves of energy and the blasts and the blasts all hit Mr. Mittens and his Pokemon and knocked them down.

Cat: Yeah!

Dog: HI HO DIGGETY!

Fluttershy: That was awesome!

Tree Hugger: That was so far out and groovy!


Battle 4: Onewa, Zarya (Overwatch) Zangief, Rainbow Dash, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Vapor Trail, Angel Wings, Sky Stinger, Spitfire, Soarin, AncientKazemon, Dractyl, Andropov Zigfrids Yevgenievich, Golova Grusha Vsevolodovna, Dayna, Olga & Yuna Orromov, Aussa the Earth Charmer, Thrust and Starscream VS KGBeast


KGBeast was up next.

KGBeast: (to Onewa) I'm actually glad we're having this battle on my homeland.

Onewa: It is really interesting learning about it.

Rainbow Dash: But learning about amazing lands like this is awesome!

Lightning Dust: Yeah!

Scootaloo: It sure is. I love learning about lands like this.

Soarin: Me too. And the food here in Russia is absolutely amazing.

Spitfire: That's Soarin for you. Loves to eat as much as fly.

Golova: (Russian Accent) He sure likes food doesn't he comrades.

AncientKazemon: He sure does.

Dractyl: That he does.

Dayna: This is gonna be really fun!

Aussa: Yeah it is.

KGBeast: Lets get it on.

KGBeast called out his Pokemon and he had 6 Machamp.

Onewa: 6 Machamp. Perfect for you and Russia is widely known for having a lot of wrestling and boxing.

KGBeast: Thank you. Lets do it!

KGBeast went at them and Onewa and everyone punched at him all over the place with speed and fury and more.

Zarya (Overwatch): Lets use a teamwork from Russia comrades!

Zarya (Overwatch) Zangief, Andropov Zigfrids Yevgenievich, Golova Grusha Vsevolodovna, and Dayna, Olga & Yuna Orromov: RUSSIAN FEDERATION STYLE FORMATION ART: BRINGING DOWN THE IRON WALL!

They formed into the flag of Russia and fired beams of red, blue and white energy from it.

Rainbow Dash, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Vapor Trail, Angel Wings, Sky Stinger, Spitfire and Soarin: WONDERBOLTS STYLE FORMATION ART: RAINBOW THUNDERSTORM PHOENIX FORMATION!

They spun in a circle and fired a massive blast of rainbow and lightning and it formed into a stormy rainbow phoenix and it went at KGBeast.

AncientKazemon, Aussa, Onewa, Thrust and Starscream fired blasts of energy, rainbows and earth and the blasts all smashed into KGBeast and his Pokemon and knocked them down!

Onewa: That was awesome!

Rainbow Dash: Yeah it was!

Lightning Dust: That was so cool!


Battle 5: Kimiko, Hiita the Fire Charmer, AncientGreymon, Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Flameslinger, Ember (Skylanders), Ooloo, Razorclaw and Hun Gurr VS Ssserpent


Ssserpent was next.

Ssserpent: (to Kimiko) You realize that when Chase Young and the remaining Heylin find out about the achievements of both of our Jack Spicer's, they'll be pissed, right?

Kimiko: That's a chance that we're willing to take.

Hiita: Yeah and we'll make those monsters burn for their crimes.

AncientGreymon: You can count on that.

Sunset Shimmer: Who are the Heylin?

Kimiko: It's a long and ugly story Sunset.

Ember (Skylanders): (Japanese Accent) It's not a pretty one too.

Ooloo: Yeah it isn't.

Ssserpent: Lets do this.

He called out his Pokemon and he had 6 Seviper, 6 Arbok and 6 Ekans.

Kimiko: Wow! 6 Seviper, 6 Arbok and 6 Ekans. Those are perfect for you.

Ssserpent: Much obliged. Lets do this!

Ssserpent fired blasts of acid from his hand snakes and they dodged the blasts.

Kimiko: Lets hit him all over with a fire formation guys!

AncientGreymon: Wow! That's a first for a usual battle.

Cayenne: Yeah it is.

Kimiko, Hiita the Fire Charmer, AncientGreymon, Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Flameslinger, Ember (Skylanders) and Ooloo: VOLCANIC FIRESTORM INFERNO STYLE FORMATION ART: INCINERATING MEGA FIRESTORM BLAST!

They spun around in a powerful circle and fired a massive blast of fire from the middle.

Razorclaw and Hun Gurr fired blasts of energy and the blasts all hit Ssserpent and his Pokemon and knocked them down.

Kimiko: YEAH!

Sunset Shimmer: That was so awesome!

Ooloo: It sure was!


Battle 6: Troy Burrows, Applejack, Apple Fritter, Apple Bloom, Big Mac, AncientMegatheriummon, Blügon, Lyra the Light Charmer, Lana, Cree Lincoln and Ravager VS Blizzard


Blizzard was next.

Blizzard: (to Troy) So, what Legendary Mode do you plan on using for this battle?

Troy Burrows: This one. LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! TIME FORCE!

He turned into the Red Time Force Ranger!

Applejack: This is gonna be awesome partners!

Apple Bloom: It sure is.

Apple Fritter: Yeah it is.

Big Mac: Eeyup!

AncientMegatheriummon: I hope you like using the ice as much as I do. Because it packs a frozen wallop.

Blügon: Yep.

Lana: Lets do it!

Blizzard: Gladly!

He called out his Pokemon and he had 6 Mega Articuno!

Troy Burrows: Whoa! 6 Mega Articuno! Those are perfect for you.

Blizzard: Indeed. Lets do it.

Blizzard fired blasts of ice and they dodged it.

Troy Burrows: Lets hit him with a combo formation.

Lana: That's new. This is gonna be interesting!

Applejack: Lets give it a shot.

Troy Burrows, Applejack, Apple Fritter, Apple Bloom, Big Mac, AncientMegatheriummon, Blügon, Lyra the Light Charmer, Lana, Cree Lincoln and Ravager: SUBZERO APPLE THUNDER STYLE FORMATION ART: SUBZERO ZAP APPLE SUPER THUNDERSTRIKE!

They flew into the air and spun in a circle and fired a massive blast of ice and rainbow lightning and it formed icicles and zap apples and the blasts all hit Blizzard and his Pokemon and knocked them down!

Troy Burrows: YEAH! That was awesome!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was so fun!

Apple Bloom: Yeah it was!


Battle 7: Lost Galaxy Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Angel (X-Men), Starlight Glimmer, Sunburst, Trixie, Juniper Montage, AncientGarurumon, Julie Tancheno and Ahsoka Tano VS Icy Angel


Icy Angel was next!

Leo Corbett: Lets get it on guys!

Troy Burrows: Lets do it!

Lost Galaxy Rangers: GO! GALACTIC!

The Lost Galaxy Rangers transformed and they were ready!

Mike Corbett: MAGNA POWER!

Mike became the Magna Defender!

Troy Burrows: Hope you like seeing double!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE: LOST GALAXY!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Lost Galaxy Rangers!

Icy Angel: WHAT!? TWO LOST GALAXY RANGERS!? HOW!?

Starlight Glimmer: Like they will ever tell you!

Sunburst: This is gonna really thaw you out and that bow will be perfect for oru friend Minuette.

Icy Angel: If you defeat me I'll have you give it to her.

Julie Tancheno: Gladly.

Starlight Glimmer: Lets use a Collaboration technique.

Trixie: The Great and Powerful Trixie will show you an awesome technique!

Lost Galaxy and Megaforce Rangers: LIGHTS OF ORION! ACTIVATE!

The Lost Galaxy and Megaforce Rangers glowed and they got awesome armbands, belt buckles, their Quasar Sabers got awesome scabards and they got awesome claw gauntlets!

AncientMegatheriummon fired a massive blast of ice.

Starlight Glimmer: Lets do it! CONSTELLATION STYLE NINJA ART: ZODIAC RASENSHURIKEN!

Sunburst: SUNLIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: SUNBURST RASENSHURIKEN!

Trixie: MAGIC STYLE NINJA ART: STARBURST MAGIC RASENSHURIKEN!

Angel (X-Men): ANGEL STYLE NINJA ART: DIVINE LIGHT RASENSHURIKEN!

Juniper Montage: JUNIPER STYLE NINJA ART: JUNIPER LEAF RASENSHURIKEN!

Starlight Glimmer, Sunburst, Trixie, Angel and Juniper: FORCE OF NATURE STYLE NINJA ART: LIFE STORM RASENSHURIKEN!

The blasts all merged into a deadly star bladed rasenshuriken.

Julie fired an Ice Beam blast and Ahsoka fired a blast of Force Lightning.

Leo Corbett: Lets do it! POWER UP MODE!

Troy Burrows: POWER UP MODE!

The Lost Galaxy Rangers and Megaforce Rangers turned into a massive ball of energy that went at Icy Angel.

The blasts all hit Icy Angel and exploded!

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Icy Angel: You beat me! (Weakly) Your friend has earned my bow. Tell her to use it well.

She gave her bow to Starlight Glimmer.

Icy Angel then fell to the ground and exploded in a massive fiery explosion!

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She was dead!

Troy Burrows: Yeah!

Starlight Glimmer: That was awesome! In the words of Nico, Icy Angel you have failed this world!

Sunburst: Yeah!


Battle 8: Lola Loud, Eli, Tori Meadows, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, Luster Dawn, Radiant Hope and AncientBeetlemon VS Meli Ramos and Number 52: Diamond Crab King


Meli Ramos was next.

Lola: Meli you have to snap out of it! Nico is gonna get hurt if you don't stop this pointless crusade to kill him!

Meli Ramos: I don't care Lola! He almost got you killed and I can never forgive him for that!

Diamond Crab King then appeared.

Eli: Lets blast that Number apart!

Twilight Sparkle: Lets do it!

Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia and Luster Dawn: PRINCESS FAMILY STYLE FORMATION ART: STELLAR BLAST FORMATION!

They formed into a triangle and fired blasts of stars, sunlight and energy.

Eli, Tori, Lola and Radiant Hope and AncientBeetlemon fired massive blasts of lightning, energy, fire and more at the Number and destroyed it and Meli was down and the Number was defeated and back as a card. Eli picked the Number up and Radiant Hope was healing Meli.

Lola: Meli!

Lola went up to her and Meli was weak and exhausted.

Meli: (Weakly groaning) What happened? Oh my head is spinning. (Sees Lola) Lola? What happened?

Lola: It's a weird story Meli. But thank goodness you're all right.


We regrouped and Lori smashed Rasputin into the ground with incredible force!

Lori landed by us.

Rasputin got up and he was really mangled up and then he saw that his Reliquiry was gone!

Rasputin: My reliquiry!

Orion: It's gone, Rasputin! And you're next!

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Lightspeed Rescue!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Lightspeed Rescue Rangers.

Me: Time for you to go to Hell!

Eli: It's Butt-Kicking Time!

Nico: Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin, you have Failed this country!

We went at him and punched, kicked and blasted him all over the place.

Me: It's time for you to feel the Divine Wrath of God!

Lori: HOLY WIND STYLE: WIND BLADE!

Bobby: HOLY CRYSTAL STYLE: SHINING JEWEL BEAM!

Lincoln: HOLY LIGHTNING STYLE: DIVINE STORM!

Menat: HOLY SPIRIT STYLE: SUPREME SPIRIT BLAST!

R. Mika: HOLY FLOWER STYLE: SHINING BOUQUET BLAST!

Me: HOLY FIRE STYLE: SCORCHING DRAGON RAGE!

Varie: HOLY WATER STYLE: QUENCHING WATER DRAGON SOOTHE!

We fired massive blasts of elements infused with the pure light of the heavens and the blasts all hit him and exploded!

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Me: Try this one on!

Me and Varie: HOLY TWIN ELEMENTAL STYLE: STEAM DRAGON OF LOVE!

Me and Varie fired blasts of fire and water and the blasts formed into a deadly steam dragon and it went at Rasputin and burned him all over.

Anatasia: This is for my parents!

She punched Rasputin.

Offroad: Lets do a four-way combo of Cyber Planet Key Power!

Wallflower: Wow! We've never tried something like that before.

Punk Shock: Lets do it!

Shockwave: Yeah!

Offroad, Wallflower, Punk Shock and Sideswipe all used the Earth, Equestria, Skylands and Autobot Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Offroad's Glass Gas, Wallflower's Jungle Spirit Powers, Punk Shock's lightning and water powers and Sideswipe's Cyber Swords 100-fold.

Offroad, Wallflower, Punk Shock and Sideswipe: SPIRITS OF THE ELEMENTS MEGABLAST!

The fired blasts of glass gas, jungle leaves and spirits, lightning and water and cyber sword blade blasts and the blasts all hit Rasputin all over the place and exploded!

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Me: Now to finish you for good! Feel the fury of the power of our friends in Russia!

Anastasia, Zarya (Overwatch), KGBeast, Zangief, Danya, Olga, Yuna, Andropov and Golova: RUSSIAN FEDERATION MEGABLAST!

They fired a massive blast of red, blue and white energy.

Lana, Lori, Lola and Lily: ELEMENTAL MEGABLAST SURPRISE!

They fired blasts of wind, ice, fire and water and the blasts all hit Rasputin and exploded!

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Rasputin was knocked down.

Me: You are now gonna pay for everything you've done.

I handed the Reliquery to Anastasia and she threw it on the ground!

Anastasia: This is for Dimitri… Ah…

Rasputin: Give it back!

Anastasia: This is for my family!

Rasputin: I'll tear you to pieces!

[She stomps the Reliquary! Cracks form. Rasputin screams as she strikes it again! He leaps for it. It is too late; Anastasia whacks it again with her foot!]

Anastasia: And this, this is for you!

Rasputin: No!

(Anastasia, smashes the Reliquary to bits.)

Anastasia: (CONT'D) Dosvidanya!

Me: (Speaking Russian) Передавай привет Варпу, чертов монстр из глубин ада! (Give my regards to the Warp you fucking monster from the depths of Hell!)

Rasputin: AAAGGGHHH!

Anastasia crushed it!

(KABOOM! - IT EXPLODES! Anastasia leaps back as a green light sprays into Rasputin, beginning with his fingers a coursing into him like an electric current. Like a beacon in the night. A lighthouse attracting the denizens of Hell, who arrive, wings beating him down… enveloping him… circling skin glows. It shimmers. Then it starts to melt off him! Leaving nothing but a rattling, screaming skeleton! The skeleton cracks, unhinges, the skull keeps screaming! The bones fall apart and crumble to dust as the Minions fly away back to Hell, and the dust starts blowing away in the wind.)

The dust of his corpse went through a portal into the Warp and he was now stuck there for all eternity.

Nico: Whoa!

Lincoln: Wow! That was intense!

Me: That's what he gets for fucking around with forces no mere mortal can understand.

Hank Scorpio: I guess that's the end of Rasputin.

Overwatch Zarya: Hard to believe that this was one of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's first simulator adventures.

Me: That was before we were called that Zarya.

Zarya (Overwatch): I see.

KGBeast: But this was incredible.

Me: It sure was.

Anastasia: Thank you all so much for helping me get justice for my family J.D.

Me: You're welcome Anastasia. Anything for you and our friends in Russia.

Nico: Yep. And Lori got an awesome new transformation out of it.

Lori: I literally sure did. It was literally so cool!

Bobby: And you look awesome like this babe.

Lori: Oh thank you Boo-Boo-Bear.

They kissed.

Everyone: Awww.

We headed home.

Anastasia: (To the viewers) My disappearance 103 years ago has been one of the biggest mysteries of the early 20th century and it was awesome that I got to share my adventure with you. But there are more adventures to come. So we hope you are excited.

Me: We know I am.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic complete!

Anastasia from 1997 is one of my favorite movies of all time. Think of this chapter as a sequel to Chapter 49. This was awesome! Meli is from the Loud House episode Community Disservice in case you're wondering. The next Number is gonna be Number 13: Embodiment of Crime and we're gonna be really shocked to see that it's in the hands of our old Ra's Al Ghul back from the Dead after almost a year! We're gonna free him from the evil Number and get the Number back. Get ready for the craziest chapter ever as we fight Ape in the Second George of the Jungle chapter as we stop him from going on a rampage fueled by Banana shaped fruit called BANANAQUATS, a fast growing banana fruit that grows in the jungle every 3 years. We're going to face BANANAQUAT INSANITY!

See you all tomorrow