IN MEMORY OF MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN
Panic has gripped the entire planet as word got out about the massive asteroid that is now on a direct collision course with Earth. It was a massive 801 mile wide asteroid the size of the whole state of Texas and it was gonna hit us in the next 60 hours. The Clock was ticking as we were thinking of a plan to destroy the asteroid and save Earth from impending doom.
Rarity: This asteroid is a big problem!
Fluttershy: Guys, I'm scared! What if that asteroid kills us?
Nico: Relax, Fluttershy. This isn't the first time we destroyed an asteroid that was threatening Earth.
Twilight Sparkle: Really?
Me: Yeah. Our old foe Tim Scam threatened to blow up half the planet with a building that had a fusion reactor in it. But he gave me an idea to save the planet from an asteroid that would've smashed into the planet in 980 years. I turned that building into a makeshift bomb and sent it at the asteroid and destroyed it. Saving the Earth from a cataclysmic event that would happen in the next 980 years.
Twilight Sparkle: Wow! That was genius!
Nico: It sure was. Tim Scam inadvertently helped us saved the Earth.
Maria: You know what's ironic? In his attempts to destroy the planet, Tim Scam actually saved it. And then, he chose to go out with dignity.
Me: Yes he did.
Sunset Shimmer: I'm amazed that he chose to atone for his deeds like that.
Nico: We all are.
Eli: But this is gonna be amazing that we're going to save the world like this.
Rarity: What does this asteroid look like?
I pulled it up and showed a picture of it and what we saw was unbelievable! The asteroid was really a Rogue Comet and it was over 801 miles wide and moving at 22,000 miles per hour. It was mostly made of solid iron and metal.
Nico: WHOA! That asteroid is massive!
Me: It's huge!
Applejack: Plucked Apples! That thing is gigantic!
Me: It's 75% the size of the moon.
Lisa Loud: 74.3% to be precise.
Vypra: He was not that far off.
Me: We're gonna need a lot of help in dealing with an asteroid of this size.
May: I can't believe I'm even saying this but... we need Pinkie and Brain's help.
Nico: I agree honey.
Me: I agree too. They are the only ones smart enough to know how cataclysmic this situation is.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Lets head out to ACME Labs.
We were off.
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
We arrived at ACME Labs in Los Angeles, California.
Poromon: Here we are in ACME Labs.
Me: Yep. In Los Angeles, California.
We went into the labs and it was loaded with all kinds of scientific equipment.
Me: Wow! What a lab.
We went further in and we saw the cage with Pinky and The Brain.
Pinky: Gee Brain. What do you want to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night Pinky: Try to Take Over the World.
Me: There won't be much of a world if that asteroid hits us.
They saw us.
Pinky: NARF! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Brain: What do you all want?
Poliwag: Brain, I can't believe we're resorting to this but... we need you and Pinky's help.
Brain: (raises eyebrow) Oh, really? After how you all have been killing villains left and right the last few years? Give me one reason why me and Pinky should even bother helping you all.
Me: Brain this is serious. There's a massive asteroid on a direct collision course with Earth. It's 801 miles wide and moving at us at 22,000 miles per hour and if we don't stop it in the next 54 hours, the entire planet will be completely destroyed along with everyone and everything on it. We know you are always trying to take over the world, but if that asteroid hits us there won't be a world for you two to try and take over anymore. The Earth will be Lost forever. The clock is ticking Brain.
Horsea: (does puppy eyes) Please, Brain? Will you and Pinky help us?
Brain: All right. But on one condition.
Me: Name it.
Brain: After this is done, me and Pinkie want to be left alone in peace.
Me: Done.
I extended my finger and he shock it.
Brain: You all better not try to send us to the Book of Vile Darkness when your backs are turned.
Manaphy: Right now, the sides of good and evil don't matter anymore. What matters is saving the world.
Me: That's right. But you have our word that we won't send you into the book.
I opened the cage and we had them go with us.
Me: Comes on guys. Lets head for NASA. Lisa, deploy the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix.
Lisa Loud: Affirmative!
We got into our ship and we were off to the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. The plan was gonna be an interesting one. We had 4 hours till launch. Our ship and both space shuttles the Independence and Freedom will take off at 6:30 PM and we are gonna dock with the Mir Russian Space Station to fuel our ships with liquid O2 and then go to the Moon. We're gonna burn our thrusters and go at 22,500 miles per hour and at 11 times the force of gravity and slingshot around the moon and go behind the asteroid as it passes the moon. We are gonna land at a precise spot and drill a nuke into the asteroid. We're gonna remote detonate it before the asteroid passes Zero Barrier. Our plan was to split the asteroid in two so it would pass by the planet and head for the sun. But if the bomb explodes after Zero Barrier, the Earth is destroyed.
We got ready and came out. The Fate of the World now hangs in the balance and Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Masters of Evil and 14 men from an Oil Drill Platform in the South China Sea are its only hope.
The President of The United States gave his speech.
President: I address you tonight not as the President of the United States, not as the leader of a country, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The Bible calls this day "Armageddon"; the end of all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of the planet, a species has the technology to prevent its own extinction. All of you praying with us need to know that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster is being called into service. The human thirst for excellence, knowledge, every step up the ladder of science, every adventurous reach into space, all of our combined modern technologies and imaginations, even the wars that we've fought have provided us the tools to wage this terrible battle. Through all the chaos that is our history, through all of the wrongs and the discord, through all of the pain and suffering, through all of our times, there is one thing that has nourished our souls, and elevated our species above its origins, and that is our courage. The dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight on those of all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, All of the Masters of Evil and those of fourteen brave souls traveling into the heavens. May we all, citizens the world over, see these events through. Godspeed, and good luck to you.
We were ready.
Scrapper: Constructicons, merge into Devestator!
They did so. All the other combiners turned into their combined forms.
Me: The Fate of the World hangs in the balance guys. T-Minus 1 minute till launch.
Man: All crew members of Independence and Freedom, Close and Lock your Visors.
They did so in both shuttles.
Me: Initiate auto-sequence start.
Dan Truman: All right everyone. You're our warriors up there. God be with you. You're all already heroes.
Me: Thanks Dan. We saved the world many times before. This is it guys.
Nico: T-Minus 10 Seconds.
9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...0!
Freedom's engines ignited and it launched.
Man: We have booster ignition and liftoff.
The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix followed.
Independence was next and it launched. The journey to save the world was on.
We flew into space.
Me: Have a visual on the Russian Space Station.
Colonel Davis: Roger that. Initiating Retro Burn.
Dan Truman: Everyone the Russian Space Station has been up there since 1987 and the Cosmonaut has been up there now on that tin can for 18 months. Alone.
Me: Whoa! That's a long time for one person to be up here.
We saw the Space Station Spin.
Me: Freedom, Independence, initiate docking procedures.
Colonel Sharp: Roger that.
They got to the docking tubes and they hissed and they went in.
We docked with the space station and we went in.
Me: Wow. First time ever on a Russian Space Station.
Eli: This is so cool!
Nico: It sure is.
Me: Twilight, girls have you ever been in a space station like this before?
Twilight Sparkle: Never in my life but this is amazing.
Rainbow Dash: It sure is. Spitfire do you think the Wonderbolts can start a space program?
Spitfire: Hmm. We never thought about that. But that's a great idea.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: I agree with you.
Colonel Sharp: Where is he? Anybody home!?
A man came out. It was the Russian Cosmonaut.
Lev Andropov: (Russian Accent) Welcome everybody.
He came down.
Zarya (Overwatch): (Russian Accent) Always a pleasure to meet a fellow comrade of Russia.
Andropov: (Russian Accent) Same here. Glad to meet a fellow member of Russia.
Golova: (Russian Accent) Indeed.
Lev Andropov: Pleasure to meet some fellow comrades as well.
Me: (Speaking Russian) Вы должны быть космонавтом Российской космической станции. Джеймс Кнудсон. (You must be the Cosmonaut of the Russian Space Station. James Knudson.)
Lev Andropov: (Speaking Russian) Рад познакомиться с вами, товарищ Кнудсон. Лев Андропов. (Pleasure to meet you Comrade Knudson. Lev Andropov)
Me: You too Lev.
Lev Andropov: I am not gas station. This is sophisticated Laboratory. I am in charge. So do not be touching anything.
Me: Understood. Get the fuel pipes everyone.
They did so and the Freedom Shuttle and Independence Shuttle crews connected. A.J. was down in the Fuel Pod to monitor it.
Co-Pilot Tucker: (Connects pipe) Hardlocked.
Me: All hardlocked!
Lev Andropov: Ready for transfusion!
The fuel was pumping.
Me: So far so good. Lev you know that the planet is in danger from an imminent Asteroid Impact right?
Lev Andropov: I sure do. It's terrible what's about to happen.
Me: Yeah.
But then the alarms went off.
Me: Uh oh.
We followed Lev to the fuel pod.
Me: What's wrong!?
Lev Andropov: We have a Leak! Leak! Leak!
Me: A leak!? Where!?
Nico: It says in the fuel pod!
Harry Stamper: Emergency Breakaway! We got a fire in the fuel pod!
We went to the fuel pod and absorbed the Fuel Pod and we got AJ out and went back to the shuttles.
Me: Breakaway guys!
We got Lev with us too and we got out of there just in time as the whole Russian Space Station exploded in a massive ball of fire!
KRABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Colonel Davis: Freedom, everyone, Independence Crew is on board and accounted for! We're even heavy one cosmonaut.
Me: Roger that Colonel Davis.
Vypra: Thank goodness he's okay.
Dark Spicer: Yeah.
Nico: That was a close one.
Laney: Yeah no kidding. But we're all safe.
Me: Here we go guys. Now the fun begins. Set course to slingshot around the Moon.
We went for the Moon.
News Reporter: So while the consciousness of the planet is unified, focused on the NASA mission taking place right now in the vast ocean of space, we're now in the final hours of the mission, as Team Loud Phoenix Storm, the Freedom and lndependence prepare to slingshot around the moon.
The Asteroid was coming fast.
17 hours and 8 Minutes.
A.J.: So this is the part where we just hold on real tight and uh hope we don't die.
Colonel Davis: Stand by for Lunar Roll.
Co-Pilot Tucker: High Inclination Lunar Orbit.
Me: Here we go guys. We're gonna slingshot around the moon now.
Harry Stamper: You boys got those wills filled out correctly.
Rockhound: We do Harry.
We got close to the surface of the moon.
Colonel Davis: All right men this is what we trained for. Now just suck it up!
Me: All right guys here we go.
Nico: On the mark. 5...4...3...2...1...
Our rockets blasted and we were flying fast at incredible speed!
A.J.: IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS!?
Oscar: Don't worry this is normal!
Bear: How would you know!?
The speed was at 14,000 miles per hour and rising fast!
Watts: 14,000 miles per hour!
Colonel Sharp: 4 G's.
Harry Stamper: How long does this last!?
Colonel Sharp: 6 G's.
Me: This is nothing compared to what we go through.
Nico: No shit! I don't even feel this.
Lincoln: Me neither.
Speed was now at 15,000 Miles Per Hour!
A.J.: REALLY HEAVY MAN!
Oscar: THIS ISN'T NORMAL!
A.J.: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T NORMAL!?
Oscar: THIS IS WAY WORSE!
Colonel Sharp: 8 G's!
Me: We're REALLY FLYING!
Max: WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
Rockhouse: OH WE'RE GONNA DIE!
The crews of the shuttles were screaming and groaning from the extreme pressure of the G Force!
Lev: THIS IS TOO FAST!
Me: 18,500 miles per hour and rising!
Colonel Sharp: 10 G's!
The crews were still screaming and groaning in pain from the G Force!
Me: HOLY SHIT!
Nico: No kidding! They're not used to the same level of gravity that we all can handle.
Naruto: No kidding. 10 G's should be nothing for them!
Me: No kidding bro. And we can handle over 10,000 times the force of gravity.
Vince: You got that right.
We later maxed out at 22,500 Miles Per Hour.
Me: 22,500 Miles Per Hour guys.
Nico: We're at our speed.
Me: Target sighted.
Colonel Sharp: We have visual of the target Houston.
We saw the streams of the comet from the asteroid and when we saw the Asteroid we saw that it was huge!
Me: WHOA!
Applejack: Is that the Asteroid!?
Nico: That's it! It's huge!
Vince: That thing is 801 miles wide!? That's incredible!
Me: And at 74% the size of the moon! It's massive!
Vypra: Incredible!
Lincoln: Unbelievable!
Laney: It's gigantic!
Lana: No kidding!
Rita: Whoa!
Me: Shields up everyone. We're going in.
Our shields came on and the shuttles turned on their FOD Radars.
Colonel Davis: Everybody hang on. This could get a little rough. Engaging evasive radar.
We went into the asteroid and there were countless numbers of smaller asteroids and meteors all over the place and it was incredible!
Me: Goddamn we got debris!
Nico: There's a lot of it!
Naruto: Yeah.
Watts: We're dumping auxilary boosters!
They did so.
Me: We're coming in hot guys! Hang on!
Lola: Man the Debris is everywhere!
Lori: No kidding!
Co-Pilot Tucker: There's too much debris! We got to peel off!
Colonel Davis: NEGATIVE!
Then a meteor smashed into the Independence's engine!
Colonel Davis: WE'RE HIT! MAYDAY MAYDAY! WE ARE OUT OF CONTROL! EVERYONE! FREEDOM, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM, WE'RE GOING DOWN!
Me: Not on my watch!
I snapped my fingers and beamed the entirety of the crew of Independence onto the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix!
Oscar: Whoa!
Bear: That was close!
Me: Welcome aboard Independence Crew.
Colonel Davis: Did you beam us all aboard?
Me: I sure did.
A.J.: We owe you guys our lives.
Me: Think nothing of it. Houston, all the crew of Independence is on my ship safe and sound. I beamed them all onto the ship.
Dan Truman: Good thank goodness.
We saw the Independence go down and it exploded in a massive fiery explosion.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Nico: Whoa! That was a close one.
A.J. and Nico pat my back.
Me: Lets get to Landing.
We followed the Freedom Shuttle and we landed in another grid.
Me: We landed safely.
Nico: Yeah. Thank goodness.
Lynn: This is gonna be interesting seeing this asteroid on the surface.
Linka: Yeah.
Motormaster: Stunticons, merge into Menasor!
They merged into Menasor.
G1 Silverbolt: Aerialbots, merge into Superion!
They merged into Superion.
Prowl (BW): Lets merge into Magnaboss!
Ironhide (BW): Right!
Silverbolt (BW): Lets do it!
They merged into MAGNABOSS!
Sea Clasp: Lets merge into Tripredacus!
Ram Horn: Lets do it!
Cicadacon: Right!
They merged into TRIPREDACUS!
Onslaught: Combaticons, merge into Bruticus!
They merged into Bruticus.
G1 Hot Spot: Protectobots, merge into Defensor!
They merged into Defensor.
Razorclaw: Predacons, merge into Predaking!
They merged into Predaking.
Hun Gurrr: Terrorcons, merge into Abominus!
They merged into Abominus.
G1 Scattershot: Technobots, merge into Computron!
They merged into Computron.
Me: Engine systems are all still green. Lets get to digging everyone! We got 8 hours. Lets move!
Harry Stamper: All right lets get the tools unpacked and fire up the Armadillo.
Rockhound: I know where we are.
Colonel Sharp: Please step away. Radio signal is dead.
Watts: I'm flipping the backup generator. Radio signal is gonna be cut in half till we get the main power back.
Rockhound pulled out some maps.
Rockhound: We're at segment 202, Lateral Grid 9. Site 15-H 32 give or take a few yards. Captain America here blew the landing by 26 miles.
Me: Man we REALLY overshot our landing site.
Colonel Sharp: How the hell do you know that?
Rockhound: Because I'm a genius.
Watts: The gauges will not read. They're all peeked like we're plugged into some magnetic field.
Lisa Loud: Watts is right Colonel. Our sensors are showing that the Asteroid has it's own magnetic field which is disrupting all communication signals.
Nico: That's not good.
Rockhound: The reason we were shooting for Grid 8 was because thermographics indicated that Grid 9 was compressed Iron Ferrite!
Me: So we're on a plate made of solid iron.
Nicole: Not good.
Me: Lets get moving.
Harry Stamper: Wait you guys don't have space suits on.
Me: We don't need them. We can breathe in the endless vacuum of space.
Vypra: Us too.
The shuttle door opened and we went onto the asteroid and saw that it was a scary place.
Me: Wow! Look at this place.
Nico: No kidding.
We went out onto the asteroid and it was wicked cool.
Lucy Loud: Wow. Look at this.
Brittney: Boy this place is wicked cool.
Juleka: If this place weren't on a direct collision course with Earth it would make a great clubhouse for us.
Brittney: Yeah it would.
Me: Nicole, Lisa, Dexter, you all go out and take some samples and get some readings.
Nicole: Roger that.
We got to a good spot.
Me: This oughta be a good spot to dig.
Ben: Armodrillo can help out with this.
Dark Spicer: So can Seismadoom.
Me: Cool!
We got to work in digging. We fired energy blasts that acted as drills.
Harry Stamper: All right we're in. We're doing really well.
Nicole: This asteroid is amazing.
Nicole was looking at some samples she took of the Asteroid.
Lisa Loud: Indeed it is. It's made of solid iron and compressed iron ferrite.
Nico: It's solid iron.
Ben turned into Armodrillo and Dark Spicer turned into Seismadoom.
Carly Carmine: Jack, if we survive this, I want to have our wedding in a few days.
Jack Atlas: We will survive this and you got it.
Me: Don't worry Jack. We're not gonna let anyone die. Like how we saved the crew of Independence.
Oscar: And we owe you guys big time for that.
A.J.: Yeah we do.
Firefly: And we're not killing this asteroid with the superlaser because?
Me: It'll blow the asteroid to pieces and they'll all rain down on Earth and destroy everything. We can't take that risk.
Nico: Very wise. But what about the smaller asteroids that are heading towards the planet?
Me: I placed a planetwide defense system that will prevent them from hitting.
Vexen: Good thinking.
Electro: Are we making any progress?
Armodrillo: We sure are.
Nico: We're doing really good. We're at 527 feet already.
Nicole: We're moving really fast.
Max: Guys the clock is ticking! Lets go go go go go go!
Lincoln: We're moving as fast as we can Max!
Fu: How much time do we have?
Me: 4 hours and 22 minutes!
Nico: We're gonna need a lot of help with this!
Robo Blaze: Tronics, you guys help with the digging as well!
Robo-Blaze and Robo-Roxy summoned numerous Tronics and they got to digging.
Vypra: Battlings you help too!
Ransik: Cyclobots!
Toxica: Putrids!
Merah: Kelzaks!
They summoned numerous foot soldiers and they got to digging.
Nico: Use combo power to help out!
Luan and Vypra: TWILIGHT AURA MEGA BLAST!
Sora and Robo-Blaze: LIGHTKEY PRISM BLAST!
Nico and Myotismon: CRIMSON KARMA BLAST!
Me and Lord Drakkon: FIRESTORM DRAGON BLADEDANCE!
Qin and Captain Cold: FIRE & ICE TORNADO BLAST!
Twilight Sparkle and Kaos: SKYLANDS ELEMENT MAGICSTORM!
Will Vandom and Dr. Viktor: MEGA THUNDERSTRIKE BLAST!
Volcana and Larxene: VOLCANIC LIGHTNING BLAST!
Maggie and Atomic Skull: ATOMIC DARKNESS FIRESTORM!
Lola and Firefly: INFERNO INCINERATION STRIKE!
Lincoln and Electro: ZETTAWATT THUNDERSTORM BLAST!
Megan and Living Laser: CELESTIAL LASER MEGABLAST!
Carol and Saïx: ATOMIC MOONLIGHT BLAST!
Dana and Skinner: ICY BLAST OF FURY!
Hay Lin and Vulture: FLYING HURRICANE WINDSTORM!
Laney and Bane: SMASHING BRAMBLE HAMMERSTRIKE!
Kairi and Dr. Arthur Light: PRISMATIC LIGHT MEGABLAST!
Irma and Demyx: MEGATSUNAMI MAELSTROM BLAST!
Morpheus and Kalin: BLUE FLAME GIANT SMASH!
Bertrand and Roman Goodwin: RED FLAME SPIDER BITE!
Persephone and Misty Tredwell: GREEN FLAME LIZARD BLAST!
Haiku and Carly: ORANGE FLAME HUMMINGBIRD SWARM!
Boris and Greiger: INDIGO FLAME WHALE POD!
Dante and Devack: YELLOW FLAME MONKEY TROOP!
Brittney and Rex Goodwin: VIOLET FLAME CONDOR FLIGHT!
Lisa Loud and Calamitous: SCIENCE FLAME MEGABLAST!
Emma Goodall and Dayu: MEGAFORCE NIGHLOK SUPER BLAST!
Luna Loud and Hydro Man: MAELSTROM MEGABLAST DRENCH!
Lana and Vexen: SUBZERO FREEZE BLAST!
Taranee and Heat Wave: INFERNO MEGA INCINERATION!
Lori Loud and Leonard the Pig King: CYCLONIC PIG MEGASTORM!
Eddy and Dark Spicer: DARKNESS OMNI BLAST!
Lucy Loud and Webstor: DARKNESS SPIDER VENOM BLAST!
Leni and King Hiss: GRAVITY SNAKE BLAST!
Lily and Ebon: DARKNESS GLOW MAELSTROM!
Linka and Eccentro: LIGHTNING MONSTER BLAST!
Beast Boy and Xaldin: PRIMAL CYCLONE MEGA BLAST!
Raven and Roquefort: DARKNESS CHEESE MEGABARRAGE!
Robin and Common Cold: BIRD SNOT MEGABLAST!
Starfire and Katnappe: TAMARAN CATSTRIKE BLAST!
Tara and Waffle Woman: INFERNO BREAKFAST INCINERATION!
Cyborg and Technus: SONIC TECHNO BLAST!
Girl Jordan and Cargill: MAELSTROM DRAGON ENVIROBLAST!
Mandee and Selma & Patty: SCORCHING FIRESTORM SURPRISE!
Cornelia and Dai Gui: EARTHQUAKE SMASHING BLAST!
Stella and Chalmers: LIGHTSTORM SUPER SKINNNNEEEEEEERR BLAST!
Whitney and Comic Book Guy: WORST MAN EVER MEGAFLOWER BLAST!
Becky and Rich Texan: BRAMBLE SHOTGUN BLASTS!
Lisa Simpson and Cantwell: BUDDHA ENLIGHTENMENT BLAST!
Sam S.L. and the Bully Trio: VOLCANIC PULVERIZER BLAST!
Jackie and Krusty: EXPLODING KRUSTY BURGER BARRAGE!
Sora T. and the Springfield Mafia: PHOENIX MAFIA BURN!
Homer and Wiggum: PIE BULLETSTORM SURPRISE!
Fiona and Snake: LIGHTNING LASER THUNDERSTORM!
Kaz and Molten Man: VOLCANIC INFERNO LAVA STORM!
Ariel and Ghost: MAELSTROM PHANTOM BLAST!
Tecna and Riddler: RIDDLE TECHNO MEGABLAST!
Roxy and Zexion: NATURE ILLUSION BLAST!
Leif and Condiment King: SUBZERO KETCHUP DELUGE!
Cole Evans and Wolf: LION WOLF THUNDERBLAST!
Stacy Bolton and Ranamon: THUNDERING MAELSTROM BLAST!
Alexis Rhodes and Femme Fatale: ABSOLUTE ZERO WOMEN POWER FIRESTORM!
Kari and Arbormon: LIGHTWOOD SPLINTER SHOWER!
Earth and Grumblemon: SHATTERING EARTH SMASH BLAST!
Davis and Mercurymon: MIRACLE METAL SHRAPNEL BLAST!
Jeri and Duskmon: DARKNESS LION FIRESTORM!
Onua and Tar Pit: EARTH TAR MEGAWAVE!
Jaden and Speed Demon: ELEMENTAL HERO SPEEDSTORM!
Lane and Eris: CHAOTIC COMEDY APPLESHOWER!
Peyton and King Shark: MAELSTROM OF CHAOS!
Tom Majors and Whirlwind: WINDSTORM OF POWER!
Rainbow Dash and Tchang Zu: PRISMATIC LIGHTNING THUNDERSTRIKE!
Lok and the Wrecking Crew: SPIRIT WRECKING SMASH BLAST!
Layla and Toiletnator: MAELSTROM OF T.P.!
Harry Potter and Tala: MAGIC OF HOGWARTS BLAST!
Gwen T. and Mr. Fizz: MAGIC SODA FIRESTORM!
Kopaka and Moonstone: SUBZERO MOONLIGHT BLAST!
Lynn Jr. and Mammoth: VOLCANIC SMASHING PUNCH!
Ghost Rider and Johnny 13: FIRESTORM PENANCE BLAST!
Levi and Professor XXXL: SCIENCE SNOWCONE BLAST!
Omi and Box Ghost: BOX MAELSTROM BLAST!
Vakama and Pyro: TA METRU FIRESTORM!
Sunset Shimmer and El Oso: PHOENIX BEAR FIRESTORM!
Sakura Haruno and Steam Smythe: SMASHING STEAMPUNK RASENGUN
Sam Simpson and Selene: IMMORTAL DARKNESS VAMPIRIC BLAST!
Zick and Tri-Klops: ENERGY DOM MEGABLAST!
Optimus Prime and Evil-Lyn: AUTOBOT MEGA MAGIC BLAST!
Yumi and Mer-Man: DARKNESS MAELSTROM DELUGE!
Mallow and Evilseed: FRUIT AND NATURE FIRESTORM!
Skyla and Angel: FLYING ANGEL MEGA BLAST!
Ulrich and Xiao Fung: SLASHING WIND MEGABLAST!
Ash & Pikachu and See-More: LIGHTNING MEGA SIGHTBLAST!
Lie Ren and Gizmo: TECHNO MEGA BARRAGE!
Tahu and P'andor: RADIOACTIVE FIRESTORM BLAST!
Lars Loud and Raven Branwen: DARKNESS OMEN BLAST!
Lewa and Kitty: WINDSTORM GHOSTFIRE BLAST!
Stella Zhou and Bronze Kneecap: FIRESTORM BRONZE BLAST!
Syd Chang and U-Foes: COSMIC NATURE MEGABLAST!
Nokama and the Dirty Bubble: MAELSTROM OF PUTRID BUBBLES!
Leon and Artie Ziff: GLOWING GOLD FIRESTORM!
Zarya Moonwolf and Knightbrace: WOLF FIRE MOONLIGHT TEETH BLAST!
Loki Loud and Stinky Butt the Foul: EXPLOSIVE FART MEGABLAST!
Nora Valkyrie and Po Kong: SMASHING HAMMER MOUNTAIN SMASH!
Pinkie Pie and INSTIGATOR: CONFETTI SMASHING BLAST!
Penny and Pete: LIGHT MAGIC DIAMOND STRIKE!
Fluttershy and Carmen Dillo: BUTTERFLY ARMADILLO PUNCH!
Nicole and Control Freak: VIDEO GAME BLAST!
Blake Belladonna and Nergal: DEMON CAT MEGABLAST!
Jaune Arc and Mojo Jojo: EXCALIBUR GENIUS BLAST!
Takanuva and Kyd Wykkyd: TWILIGHT BLAST SURPRISE!
She-Hulk and Trumbipulor: SMASHING ELEPHANT BLAST!
Gali and Man Ray: MAELSTROM WHIRLPOOL DRILL!
Pohatu and Avalanche: SMASHING EARTHQUAKE MEGA DRILL!
Ben and Billy Numerous: MANY CLONE DRILL STRIKE!
Onewa and KGBeast: SMASHING STONE DRILL PUNCH!
Kimiko and SSSerpent: FIRESTORM ACID DRILL BLAST!
Troy Burrows and Blizzard: ICE FIRE DRILL!
Gia Moran and Bonz: UNDEAD TIGER DIG!
CatDog and Mr. Mittens: DOG AND CAT DRILL!
Sophie Casterwill and Hank Scorpio: PHOENIX FIRESTORM DRILL!
Emerald Sustrai and Private Hive: EMERALD SOLDIER DRILL STRIKE!
Loni and Anti-Wanda: MAGIC GRAVITY DRILL!
Ladybug and Absorbing Man: SMASHING EARTHQUAKE PUNCH DRILL!
Liam and Iron Lung: LIGHTNING WIND DRILLSTORM!
Julie Yamamoto and Captain Boomerang: BLASTING BOOMERANG DRILL STORM!
Arkayna and Mumbo Jumbo: DRAGONIC MAGIC DRILL BLAST!
Lexx Loud and 2016 Morbucks: COLD HARD CASH FIRE DRILLSTORM!
Hunter and Red X: FIRESTORM X DRILL!
Bloom and Brain Freezer: FIRE DRAGON DRILL OF ICE!
Luke Loud and Cavalier: SMASHING MAELSTROM OF HONOR!
Rita and Beautiful Gorgeous: LIGHTNING THUNDER DRILL!
Musa and Diabolico: DARKNESS MUSIC DRILL!
Edd and Zs'Skayr: GHOST ENERGY DRILL!
Lynn and Shiv: VOLCANIC DRAGON DRILL!
Sabrina and Dark Laser: FORCE LIGHTNING DRILL!
Ed and Number 7: ROARING MISSILE THUNDER DRILL!
Pyrrha and Radioactive Man: SLASHING DRILL OF RADIATION!
Spiderman and Vanitas: DARK FIRE WEB DRILL!
Zoe Orimoto and Mirror Master: WIND MIRROR DRAGON DRILL!
Squirrel Girl and Whiteout: SQUIRREL DRILL BLAST!
Rayden and Aqueduct: LIGHTNING MAELSTROM DRILL!
Kim Possible and Shiva: SPYING FIRESTORM DRILL BLAST!
Matau and Chemistro: WIND CHEMICAL ACID DRILL!
Mollie and Zzzax: LIGHTNING THUNDERSTRIKE DRILL!
M.J. and Evil Green Ranger: CARNAGE DRILL MEGABLAST!
Carter Grayson and Toyman: TOY DRILL STORM!
Sarah Gunnerson and Koragg: EARTH WOLF FIRE LIGHTNING BLAST!
Shane Clarke and Weather Wizard: WIND AND WEATHER DRILL SURPRISE!
Connor McKnight and Beetle: LIGHTNING TYRANNO DRILL!
Shanan and Vulkanus: INTERSTELLAR SMASHING BLAST!
Rarity and Duff Killigan: CRYSTAL SMASHING DRILL BLAST!
Akira Akatsuki and Crimson Dynamo: CRIMSON DRILL BLAST!
Randy Cunningham and Kangor: SMASHING NINJA MEGABLAST MON!
Lynn Sr. and Puff: COOKING CHEMICAL ACID DRILL!
Aerrow and Vortex: WINDSTORM LIGHTING DRILL BLAST!
Aqua and Skulker: MAELSTROM GHOST DRILL BLAST!
Whenua and Goliath: EARTHSMASH PUNCH SMASH!
Nuju and Titanium Titan: ICE TITANIUM MEGA PUNCH!
Raymundo and Trickster: WIND TRICK MEGA DRILL!
Ripster and Abomination: SMASHING SHARK CHOMP DRILL!
Piper Willowbrook and Fixer: PHOENIX LASER DRILL BLAST!
Anakin Skywalker and Dr. Destiny: FORCE LIGHTNING DREAM BEAM!
Akiza and Robo-Roxy: ROSE CYBORG BLAST!
Flora and Man Boy: NATURE MANLY BLAST!
Wes Collins and Villamax: TIME SPACE BLAST DRILL!
Tracer and Rojo: BRITISH ENERGY BLAST!
Jack Landors and Cad Bane: SPD FORCE MEGABLAST!
May and Loki: ICE LIGHTNING FREEZE DRILL!
Ruby Rose and Deker: RUBY SLASHING DRILL BLAST!
Tyler Bowman and Touch & Go: BLASTING THUNDER PUNCH SMASH!
Applejack and Vreedle Brothers: SMASHING APPLE BLAST PUNCH!
Emerald Goldenbraid and Electrocutioner: UNICORN LIGHTNING DRILL BLAST!
Clay Bailey and Onyx: SMASHING ONYX PUNCH!
Weiss and Abis Mal: SMASHING RICH THUNDERSTRIKE!
Yang and Motor Ed: SMASHING BLASTER SPEED PUNCH!
Hulk and Dark Turtles: SMASHING EARTH TURTLE PUNCH!
Brody Romero and Taskmaster: FIERY BLAST MEGABLAST!
Dante Vale and Whiger: SPIRIT TIGER BLASTER!
Yusei and Mysterio: STARDUST DRAGON MEGA ILLUSION BLAST!
Vert Wheeler and LaGrange: SPEEDING MEGAPUNCH DRIVE DRILL!
We fired blasts of energy and elements and the blasts all went down into the hole and made it deeper and more.
Shiv: Well, these might be our last hours alive. So, might as well have one last meal. (eats cheeseburger)
Me: Don't worry Shiv. They won't be the last hours alive.
Snake: Please tell me we're getting somewhere!
Me: We're almost there Snake. 792 feet!
A.J.: 795, 797, 799!
Chick: Break through!
A.J.: 800! 802!
Me: YEAH! We made it!
Nico: Alright! The asteroid is just about done!
Me: Almost. We got 38 minutes.
Laney: Uh guys. We got problems coming!
We saw a Rock Storm coming!
Chick: Well this is something new.
Rocks and small asteroids were flying towards us.
Harry Stamper: I don't think this thing likes us!
Chick: That's 'cause it knows we're here to kill it.
I formed a force field around us all and the dig site
The Rock Storm vanished 10 minutes later.
But then just as we were about to get the bomb ready...
Colonel Sharp: Oh my God.
Me: Uh oh. What's wrong?
Colonel Sharp: The timer, the remote. The whole thing is dead.
A.J.: What the Bomb is dead?
Colonel Sharp: No the Trigger is dead. It must've gotten damaged during the rock storm.
Harry Stamper: How will we detonate it?
Nico: We're gonna have to detonate it manually.
Me: Someone is gonna have to stay behind.
Harry Stamper: I'll do it.
We gasped.
Me: Harry are you sure?
A.J.: Harry no!
Applejack: A.J. this is what he wants.
Harry Stamper: A.J. come here.
A.J. came over.
Harry Stamper: You go take care of my little girl now. That's your job. Always thought of you as a son. Always. But I'd be damn proud to have you marry Grace.
A.J.: Harry...
Harry: You take care of yourself. [we drag A.J. to the ship] I love you, pal.
A.J.: No wait, Harry I love you! Harry don't do this! I love you! No wait a minute!
Harry Stamper: My son.
Me: Harry what you are doing, We will never forget you.
Harry Stamper: I know. Take care of everyone J.D.
Me: (Tears stream down my face) I will Harry. You are a true hero.
We hugged one last time.
Me: God be with you.
We went to the ship and got going.
Back on Earth, Grace was talking to Harry.
Grace Stamper: [talking to Harry on the monitor] Daddy?
Harry Stamper: Hi Gracie. Hi honey. Grace, I know I promised you I was coming home.
Grace: I don't under- understand.
Harry Stamper: Looks like I'm gonna have to break that promise.
Grace: I, um, I lied to you too, when I told you that I didn't wanna be like you...because I am like you. Everything good that I have inside of me, I have from you. I love you so much, Daddy. And I'm so proud of you, I'm so scared. So scared.
Harry Stamper: I know it, baby. But there won't be anything to be scared of soon. Gracey, I want you to know that A.J. saved us. He did. I want you to tell Chick, that I couldn't have done it without him. None of it. I want you to take care of A.J. I want to see your granddad come so far from up here, Grace. He told me that God gives us children so we could have roses in December. He gave me a gardenful, a whole gardenful, Gracie. He really did. I wish I could be there to walk you down the aisle. But I'll... I'll look in on you from time to time, okay honey? I love you, Grace.
Grace: I love you too.
Harry Stamper: Gotta go now honey.
Grace: Daddy, no! [touches screen as Harry cuts the video feed] No. No dad, no!
We left the Asteroid.
Colonel Sharp: Thank you Harry.
Me: May God be with you.
3 minutes were left.
Man: Zero Barrier is about to be breached! 1 Minute!
Nico: Come on Harry!
Lincoln: Hurry man!
40 Seconds left!
Laney: Come on! Come on!
Nico: Come on!
20 Seconds!
Me: Harry is not the kind of man to give up Colonel.
A.J.: That's right. Harry will do it. I know it. He doesn't know how to fail.
10 seconds were left!
Harry Stamper: We win Gracie!
3..2..1...
He pressed the button at the last possible second and then the bomb exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
There was a massive flash of light as bright as 100 suns and the asteroid was cut in two!
All around the world people all over saw that the bomb exploded and they knew that we did it and the whole planet erupted into a huge roar of applause. The 2 halves of the asteroid passed by the Earth safely and went for the sun. WE ALL SAVED THE EARTH FROM TOTAL DESTRUCTION!
Me: The Earth is safe everyone! We did it guys! We did it! WE DID IT!
We cheered wildly!
Bear: Yo Harry you the man.
Nico: He sure is.
Me: Lets go home.
Colonel Sharp: Houston, we're coming home.
Houston: We copy that everyone.
Everyone all over NASA cheered wildly too. All over the world people came and saw that the planet was safe!
From France, Turkey, America, Germany, Israel, everywhere.
(Long Distance Goodbye at 2:57 to 3:26 plays)
We landed at Kennedy Space Center and we all got out and everyone came and cheered wildly for all of us.
Grace Stamper hugged A.J. and everyone was all back safe.
Dan Truman: Welcome back everyone. You guys did it.
Me: No Dan. We ALL did it.
A.J.: Harry wanted you to have this.
He gave him a patch from his suit.
Nico: The important thing is that Earth is gonna be here no matter what.
Naruto: Yep.
Brain: You all did a great job.
Pinky: Narf!
Vypra: You know, Brain. There's always a place for you and Pinkie in the Masters of Evil.
Brain: Thanks for the offer, Vypra. But me and Pinkie prefer to work alone. (smiles) But we did have fun saving the world, though. We should do it again sometime.
Me: And we will. Thank you Brain. You too Pinky.
Pinky: Zort! (Laughs)
Brain whacked him on the head with a pencil.
They teleported back to ACME Labs.
Later at the U.S. Capital we all were there for a special award ceremony. The President of the United States awarded all of us with Medals of Valor and Heroism for saving the entire planet from impending doom. The medals looked like a gold circle with an asteroid being blasted to smithereens and our ships were leaving it. And there was a statue of Harry Stamper in the middle of the terrace of the Capital Stairs and it was him smashing an asteroid. We also had a funeral and tribute for Harry Stamper and there was also a statue of Harry Stamper in Gotham Royal York Park and it had a plaque on it that said "Harry Stamper - Hero Of Earth who made the Ultimate Sacrifice for Saving Earth from Impending Doom with the help of Team Loud Phoenix Storm." We all were now heroes of Earth and more.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
The movie Armageddon from 1998 was an awesome movie! It was one of my favorites and Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler, Michael Clarke Duncan and lots of big stars were in this one. They did a really awesome job in that movie and it was so awesome! This chapter is also made as a tribute to the late Michael Clarke Duncan who played as Bear in Armageddon. He also starred in The Green Mile, The Scorpion King, The Land Before Time XI, Sin City, The Island, Brother Bear 2, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Spider Man, Fairly Odd Parents and more. He died in 2012 of a heart attack at 54.
R.I.P. Michael Clarke Duncan - December 10, 1957 – September 3, 2012.
"COME AND GET PAPA BEAR!"
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Nicholas2018 and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is a special original chapter where all the Loud Kids minus Laney, Lincoln, Lily and Linka accidentally get turned into babies by an accident caused by Leni that only affects the Loud's and we're gonna be REALLY having our hands full with taking care of the Loud's as babys. The Masters of Evil can help out too and the next Number that will appear will be Number 21: Frozen Lady Justice. It's gonna be a strange but funny episode.
See you all tomorrow.
