At the estate we were watching TV and I was getting the computer ready to show Mario and his friends the video we saw on the Robot Chicken episode based on him.

Peach: What is it you guys want to show us?

Eartha: Well, it's best if you see for yourselves.

Me: You guys are gonna think this is crazy. It's a Robot Chicken of Super Mario.

I pulled up the cartoon on the computer and played it.

They watched the video and it was one crazy video. Grand Theft Auto met Super Mario. Lethal combination.

Luigi: (Italian Accent) I would-a never mistake a turtle for a Koopa Troopa!

Leonardo: That's good. Me and my brothers might be turtles but we're not Koopas.

Me: And that is good.

Nico: Yep.

Bentley: And I'm a turtle myself. Thank goodness you don't mistake me for a Koopa.

Mario: That's-a true.

Mario: Why did I go crazy after eating those mushrooms?!

Triggerhappy: Well, in some parts of the world, mushrooms are drugs.

Me: That's right. Take it from Brian and Homer. You both know what that's like.

Brian: Yeah I sure do. I can't believe I was like that.

Homer: I had Guatemalan Insanity Peppers and they made me act like that.

Me: Those were crazy.

Armada Hoist: I think that video teaches us an important lesson.

Applejack: And what is that?

Me: Never do drugs and NEVER go to Vice City or there will be big trouble.

Nico: Yep.

Lincoln: Vice City is a cesspool of evil and villainy.

Naruto: It sure is. That city could very well be the most lawless city in the country.

Me: Yep. The crime rate is off the charts.

Lincoln: Yep.

Coconut Cream: Boy that city sounds like a horrible place.

Toola Roola: No kidding.

Apple Bloom: It sounds horrible.

Me: Yep.


Later I was over in Twilight Sparkle's castle with Starlight Glimmer. Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer were gonna test me to see how much I've learned in the worlds of Equestrian Magic.

Twilight Sparkle: You've been doing great with our magic J.D. But now it's time for a real challenge.

Me: Bring it on girls. I'm always up for an awesome challenge. Where do we start?

Twilight Sparkle: Teleportation. Multiple Locations.

Starlight Glimmer: Try to keep up.

They vanished in flashes of magenta and aqua green light and my hands glowed red and I vanished in a flash of fire. We reappeared flying over Ponyville. We teleported again and appeared in the forests of Oregon. Next we teleported into the ocean. Then into the Grand Canyon. Then into the caves of Carlsbad Caverns in New Mexico.

Back at the castle it was time for the Transfiguration spell.

Twilight Sparkle: Transfiguration!

Twilight fired a beam and turned an apple into a nest full of eggs and one of them hatched.

Me: Cool.

I fired a beam of red energy from my finger and turned a bunch of books into a teacup. We turned lots of things into stuff. A quill and ink into a top hat, a candle into a carrot dog, a book into a watermelon, a scroll into a teapot, etc, etc.

I blew smoke off my finger.

Twilight Sparkle: Shields.

Me: Oh this is gonna be fun!

Twilight Sparkle fired a beam and I formed a red magic version of Captain America's shield.

I fired a beam of fire beam at Twilight and she formed a magic force field dome and numerous beams hit her. Twilight flew into the air and fired a huge beam of magic at me and I encased myself in a diamond of fire and the blast pushed it back and I had the diamond explode and blew all the books in the library onto the floor and Twilight and Starlight protected themselves in force fields. When the magic cleared everything was a mess.

Me: YEAH! I am on fire baby!

Twilight Sparkle: Wow! You have come a long way J.D.!

Me: Sorry about that Twilight. You guys aren't hurt are you?

Starlight Glimmer: Nope. We're all right.

I snapped my fingers and all the books were back on the shelves in their proper places.

Me: I know more than just the spells I learned from you two. I can do this.

I concentrated and a ring of fire appeared around my feet and I fired a blast of fire that turned into a fire dragon and I had it spin around and do tricks and the dragon hit the floor and grew amazing red, orange and yellow crystal clusters.

Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer were awestruck.

Twilight Sparkle: How did you learn that!?

Me: Mistmane taught me that one. I also learned a massive plethora of spells from Star Swirl and the books in the Canterlot Library. And there is many more where that came from. I even invented some of my own spells.

Starlight Glimmer: Like what?

Me: Like this one. Angello Aerorus. It's a spell that will permanently give someone wings. Starlight can you turn into your human form?

Starlight Glimmer: Sure.

She did so.

Me: Watch.

I waved my hands and red energy formed around my hands and I fired the energy and it hit Starlight Glimmer's back and she got amazingly beautiful purple angel wings that reflected the beauty of the endless reaches of space and the stars in them.

Starlight Glimmer saw the wings and she was in awe!

Starlight Glimmer: WOW! This is amazing!

Twilight Sparkle: WHOA! That is so cool!

Starlight Glimmer: This is amazing!

Twilight Sparkle: Wow! That's amazing!

Starlight Glimmer tried out her wings and she flew for the first time without having to use her magic to keep herself in the air. She was now free to fly.

Starlight Glimmer: THIS IS AWESOME! You are an amazing prodigy J.D.

Me: I wouldn't go that far. I don't want to steal your thunder. I just like learning under you two.

Twilight Sparkle: We're honored. But will Starlight become an Alicorn with wings like those?

Me: I never thought that far. Lets see if she can.

Starlight Glimmer turned back to her pony form and surpisingly she CAN turn into an alicorn.

Starlight Glimmer saw that she still had her wings.

Starlight Glimmer: WOW! I'm an alicorn now!

Me: Angel in human form and alicorn in pony form. Wow. I didn't know it works both ways. That's cool! But I'll have to use that spell whenever needed.

Twilight Sparkle: That is a very wise idea.

We later went back to the living room and I told everyone about my lessons.

Nico: Wow! You have learned so much under the tutelage of the unicorns and books of Equestria.

Me: Not to brag but yeah.

Bomb Man: I wonder how Stimpy's doing.

Me: Lets go find out.

Nico: Good idea.

We were off to find Stimpy.

We were flying over the railroad tracks in Texas.

Captain Cold: Can me Deker, Kaos, Firefly, Roman Goodwin, and Demyx tag along?

Me: You sure can guys.

They came with us as we were flying.

Lincoln: Wow. This is beautiful out here.

Firefly: It sure is.

We were flying over the desert of eastern New Mexico.

Me: Wow.

Nico: The desert is awesome.

Lincoln: Yeah.

Vince: Look down there guys!

We saw a walking cat and chihuahua walking on the tracks.

Me: That's them.

We flew down and we saw Ren Hoëk and Stimpy and we landed.

Stimpy: Hey guys!

Thorax: How've you been, Stimpy?

Stimpy: Duh I've been great!

Ren: It's an honor to meet the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Me: Same here Ren. Stimpy told us so much about you.

Nico: And you guys are so funny together in all your adventures.

Ren: (Sighs) Yeah but there are times where I'm not funny.

Lincoln: You mean like when you go crazy and insane?

Ren: Yeah.

Me: Well Stimpy may be stupid but that doesn't mean that he loves you like a brother. He loves you.

Ren: Thanks guys.

Firefly: What're you guys doing right now?

Ren: Well we're trying to find work and we're heading north up to Canada.

Stimpy: Take a look.

He showed me a newspaper article.

Me: Hmm. "Strike it rich in Canada. Fortunes to be made in the Wiener Industry." Wow! I've heard about this. Wieners are said to be worth more than diamonds.

Kaos: That's a lot of money.

Nico: It sure is.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah.

Diamond Tiara: I may be from a rich family but that is good money there.

Tania: Wieners? You mean hot dogs?

Me: Yep. They are also known as sausages.

Numbuh 1: And the KND Food Price Guides show that wieners are worth more than their weight in gold.

Lincoln: CHA-CHING!

Roman Goodwin: You realize we can just buy hot dogs for you guys, right?

Me: But these are no ordinary hot dogs Roman. These aren't the store bought hot dogs. Canadian Wieners grow naturally in the ground, in the water and in the mountains.

Gwen (TDI): It's true Roman. Most of us are from Canada and we've seen them.

Courtney: We sure have and they are amazing.

Nico: Wow.

Me: And they are worth more than diamonds.

Indigo Zap: Ren, we'll help you and Stimpy get those wieners.

Ren: You all will!?

Me: Yep. But we're gonna have to cross the border to get into Canada. But don't worry. We have special passports. Lets head north to Canada everyone!

We were off to Canada!

We later arrived at the United States-Canada border and I presented my passport.

Guard: Well Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Welcome to Canada eh?

Me: We've been here before several times good sir. But thank you.

He let us in.

We saw the landscape of Canada and it was amazing!

Ren: [offscreen] The Canadian Wiener Mountains! Thick with raw veins of wiener ore. That's wiener plains just waiting to be harvested, wild wiener tree orchards, ripe for the picking! And a majestic Lake Wiener. Teeming with wiener trout. Look at it all... [Ren's eyes are money with wiener on it] There for the taking...

Me: And many more where that comes from.

Ren: With my brains and your stupidity, we'll soon conquer this wiener land, and all in it... And I'll be... [Ren was handing two weiners] KING OF THE WIENER BARONS! [laughs maniacally] Whaaa...

Stimpy: Golly.

Demyx: Now, where to start digging?

Me: We're gonna work hard all over. Lets get to work.

[Ren and Stimpy walks offscreen with us following them. Sun was shining, Stimpy was picking out the wieners out of the garden and he put the wieners in his basket and we were working really hard with them. Ren pours the wiener juice and he drinks the wiener juice.]

Ren: Mwah! C'est magnifique.

[Stimpy stomps his wieners in a barrel to get juice, Fades to the wiener field, Stimpy, Nico and us slash the wiener plains with a scythe. Stimpy was done.]

Stimpy: Phew.

[Ren was points the watch and comes to Stimpy. Stimpy comes over to Ren. Later on Lake Wiener and us and Stimpy was getting all the Wiener fishes and Ren and Stimpy was excited.]

Stimpy: WEE! WEEE! WEE! WEEE!

Ren: WEE! WEE! WEE, I TELL YOU! WEEE!

Me: That's a lot of Wiener Trout!

Nico: Yeah!

[In the mountains, Stimpy digs with a pickaxe and mining wiener ore and later we were pumping with an oil well system and the pipe creaks and it blows all the wieners out of the pipe.]

Stimpy: YIPPEEE!

Ren: WE DID IT! [Ren kisses Stimpy] WE DID I-I-I-IT! WE... STRUCK... WIENIIIIIIIIES!

REN AND STIMPY WERE NOW FILTHY RICH!

Cybertron Crumplezone: Isn't this great? You guys are rich!

Me: YEAH THEY ARE!

Ren and Stimpy made as much money as we have. They now own theme parks, toy stores, and more and are now in an awesome mansion next to ours. They also have a hot tub full of baked beans and they have smoking hot babes with them. RAWR!

Me: So how does it feel to be out of the poorhouse?

Ren: It feels great J.D. Thank you guys so much.

Me: Aw you're welcome.

Lincoln was eating some of the beans.

Kaos: Ren, we may need you and Stimpy's help soon.

Ren: Why what's wrong?

Me: (Senses something) Uh oh. I sense trouble coming.

Eli: I feel it in the Force.

We went out to the First National Wiener Bank that Ren and Stimpy own and we saw a criminal robbing it!

Wolfgang: (to Ren) (Australian Accent) Before we go after that crook, we might as well tell you. There's this bad dude from Skylands and we need the help of you and Stimpy to kill him.

Ren: Who is he?

Me: I have a feeling I know who it is.

Qin: Is it The Darkness?

Me: I have a feeling it is. Lets go!

We went into the bank and we saw that a robber was holding up the bank with a banana? How stupid can you get?

Criminal: This is a holdup! Everyone don't move!

Me: That's a banana you're using for a gun you idiot!

Deker: Seriously? A banana? Usually, your kind uses guns.

Criminal: I'll blow your brains out with it!

Me: How by going Apeshit on us!?

We laughed!

Krusty the Clown, Diabolico, Duskmon, Robo-Roxy, Bonz and Stinky Butt the Foul appeared.

Krusty the Clown: Hey hey kiddies! (Goofy Laugh)

Me: Krusty, Diabolico, Duskmon, Robo-Roxy, Bonz and Stinky Butt the Foul.

Krusty: Hey, kids! Thought we'd check up on you guys.

Diabolico: (to Ren and Stimpy) Congratulations on becoming rich.

Ren: Thank you.

Me: But we have a criminal that is using a banana as a gun.

Krusty: Whoa! And I thought I was the comedian.

Criminal: It's because my friend told me to!

Me: Friend?

He held out a Number Card and it was NUMBER 56: GOLD RAT!

We gasped.

Eli: Number 56: Gold Rat!

Me: And they say that The Love of Money is the Root of All Evil! I thought you looked familiar! I saw you in newspapers all over the country. You robbed 1,000 banks all over the country like wildfire and stole trillions of dollars in cash and gold!

Criminal: That's right.

Sly Cooper: Wow. That's really impressive for a criminal.

Penelope, The Guru, Panda King and Dimitri were out going to steal the Criminal's Loot for the Cooper Gang.

Me: You have to be the most prolific bank robber in the entirety of the United States.

Nico: Yeah.

?: I agree.

A figure came out and it was NEEDLETRON from episode 3 of Beast Morphers!


Needletron is a syringe/needle-themed Robotron created by Blaze from a bicycle pump in Power Rangers Beast Morphers.

Needletron is a Robotron created by Avatar Blaze when he infected a bicycle pump. He was tasked with stealing Morph X from X bikes. He is destroyed by Zoey and the newly formed Beast-X Cannon. Despite his defeat, his arm that contained the stolen Morph X survived and was later used to continue on with Blaze's plan.

But to his dismay, the Rangers blasted the arm and destroyed the remains of Needletron. Afterwards, Scrozzle used the stolen Morph X, Needletron's data and a Gigadrone Type Beta to create Needledrone and was destroyed by the Racer Zord.


Devon Daniels: Needletron!

Needletron: Been a while rangers.

Me: I remember you! Avatar Blaze created you from a bicycle pump and you were sent to steal Morph X from the X-Bikes.

Needletron: That's right. Good memory on you.

Me: Never missed an episode.

Needletron: (to Zoey) I actually liked the X Bikes you made, Yellow Ranger.

Maria: X Bikes?

Zoey: Nate and I made them.

Robo-Roxy: It's true. I was there during that time.

Needletron: You guys should try some X Bikes in the future. They really are healthy for the environment.

Me: We'll make a note of that. Those are really cool.

Master Goku saw what he was based on and then he freaked out in fear!

Goku: (PANICS) NEEDLES!

I was holding Master Goku!

Me: (Groans) Master Goku!

Goku: I HATE NEEDLES! I CAN'T STAND THEM! GET ME OUTTA HERE! GET ME OUTTA HERE!

Me: (Holds him) Master Goku! Will you get ahold of yourself!?

Goku: I'D RATHER BE SICK THAN GET A NEEDLE!

Me: Master Goku he's not even here to give you a needle or a shot!

Goku calmed down.

Goku: Oh. Never mind then.

Needletron: Whats gotten into him?

Me: Master Goku has always been terribly phobic of needles. Shot needles specifically.

Nico: Yeah its been like that for him ever since he was a baby.

Vegeta: And Kakarot can't help it.

Nikiya: Boy he is really afraid of needles huh?

Gine: Poor Kakarot.

Me: Lets get them guys.

We powered up and went at them.


Battle 1: Jackie, Fu, Ino, Twilight Sparkle, Blast Man and Bomb Man VS Krusty


Krusty the Clown was first.

Krusty: (to Jackie) Did you like that Itchy and Scratchy episode?

Jackie: We loved it!

Fu: It was so funny. And we are all really honored that you put us in an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon.

Krusty: Glad you all liked it. (To Ino) How is your work on Koko and all those kids you rescued from Krampus?

Ino: Coming along nicely. We are working really hard to help repair the psychological damage done to them.

Twilight Sparkle: But we have strong faith in the Yamanaka Clan.

Krusty: Good. Lets get it on.

Krusty called out his Pokemon and they went at him.

Fu: I know a lot of techniques now. LIGHTNING STYLE: FAN SLASH!

Fu sent blades of lightning.

Ino: Try this! FIRE STYLE: INFERNO SLASH!

Ino fired blades of fire.

Twilight Sparkle: Watch this! FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: FLAME DRAGON STORM!

Twilight fired a blast of fire and it formed into a dragon.

Jackie, Blast Man and Bomb Man fired bombs and explosions and the blasts hit Krusty and knocked him and his Pokemon down.

Jackie: YEAH!

Fu: Never mess with the 7-Tails Jinchuriki.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah!


Battle 2: Musa, Starlight Glimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sakura Haruno, Naruto Uzumaki and Thorax VS Diabolico


Diabolico was next.

Diabolico: (to Musa) I hope being rich doesn't change Ren and Stimpy in a bad way.

Musa: Don't worry. All of Team Loud Phoenix Storm may be rich but even we don't let the incredible enormity of our wealth go to our heads.

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah it's an interesting thing.

Sunset Shimmer: But I would not want to be like certain people that had all that money and it ruined them.

Naruto: Yeah. But bro will keep Ren and Stimpy in line.

Sakura H.: Yeah.

Thorax: That's J.D. for you.

Diabolico: Good. Lets do it.

Diabolico called out his Pokemon and they went at him.

Starlight Glimmer: I got a new gift from J.D.

Starlight Glimmer spread her new wings and flew into the air.

Diabolico: Whoa! That is so cool!

Starlight Glimmer: It sure is! Watch this! CONSTELLATION STYLE NINJA ART: DARKNESS OF CORVUS THE CROW!

The stars of the constellation of Corvus the Crow in the Southern Hemisphere appeared behind her and she flapped her wings and fired blasts of darkness and it formed into a murder of crows.

Sunset Shimmer: Wow! That is so cool! Watch this one. PHOENIX FLIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: FIREBALL SHOWER INFERNO!

Sunset Shimmer spread her wings of fire and fired a shower of fireballs.

Sakura H.: This will be good. EARTH STYLE: SPHERE OF GRAVES!

Sakura threw a huge ball of rock.

Naruto: And this! WIND STYLE: RASENGAN!

Naruto fired a Wind Rasengan!

Thorax: This is gonna be so cool! BUTTERFLY STYLE NINJA ART: KALEIDOSCOPE OF RAINBOW MIGHT!

Thorax fired a kaleidoscope of rainbow butterflies.

Musa fired a wave of music energy. The blasts all hit Diabolico and knocked him and his Pokemon down!

Musa: AWESOME!

Sunset Shimmer: It sure was! But wow! Starlight that was so amazing!

Starlight Glimmer: I know. J.D.'s magic made me get angel wings and even turned me into an Alicorn. It's so cool!

Thorax: Wow! That is so cool!


Battle 3: Akiza, Fluttershy, Shino, Gaara, Valon and Tania VS Robo-Roxy


Robo-Roxy was next.

Robo-Roxy: (to Akiza) You know Needletron wasn't kidding about the X Bikes, right?

Akiza: I know that.

Fluttershy: We watched all of the Power Rangers Series too and it was most amazing.

Shino: It is all most amazing and enjoyable.

Gaara: Indeed it is. As long as I can watch it with everyone.

Valon: (Australian Accent) You got that right mate.

Tania: You said it.

Robo-Roxy: Good idea. Lets do it.

Robo-Roxy called out her Pokemon.

Robo-Roxy: No new cards this time. I'm gonna use my Pokemon this time.

Akiza: Understood.

They went at her.

Fluttershy: Try this on. WILDLIFE STYLE NINJA ART: WHALE POD FLAMESTORM!

Fluttershy fired a wave of fire and it formed into a pod of whales.

Shino fired a wave of insects.

Gaara fired a wave of sand, Valon, Tania and Akiza fired blasts of fire and energy and the blasts all hit Robo-Roxy and knocked her and her Pokemon down.

Akiza: YEAH!

Fluttershy: That was most fun!

Shino: Indeed it was.


Battle 4: Loki Loud, The Ripping Friends, Rarity, Guren, Gloriosa Daisy and Indigo Zap VS Stinky Butt the Foul


Stinky Butt the Foul was next.

Stinky Butt: (to Loki Loud) All that talk about wieners is making me hungry for hot dogs now.

Loki Loud: You really like wieners don't you?

Stinky Butt: I can't get enough of the stuff. Nothing soothes my appetite better than the wieners and beans.

Crag: You always did love that stuff didn't you.

Rarity: I can see that.

Guren: Me too.

Gloriosa: Back in Camp Everfree we cooked that all the time before we got better food.

Indigo Zap: Wow.

Stinky Butt: I can see that. Lets get it on.

Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!

He fired a massive fart and Loki and his group went at him!

They dodged the fart and fired blasts of crystal, flowers and lightning and wind and the blasts all hit Stinky Butt and pulverized him all over and the Ripping Friends all smashed and pulverized him all over the place.

Loki Loud: YEAH! That was literally awesome!

Rarity: Rapture! It was.

Indigo Zap: Yeah!


Battle 5: Jeri Katou, Pinkie Pie, Hotaru Tsuchigumo, Utakata, Hinata, Ransack and Crumplezone VS Duskmon


Duskmon was next.

Duskmon: (to Jeri) Were you able to tell Ren and Stimpy about the Darkness?

Jeri Katou: Not yet. But we'll have to after we get word about his activities.

Pinkie Pie: Something tells me that this battle with The Darkness is gonna be Fun!

Hotaru Tsuchigumo: You think everything sounds fun.

Utakata: Yeah she does that all the time.

Hinata: Yeah.

Crumplezon: Lets get it on.

Duskmon: Gladly.

Duskmon went at them.

Jeri fired a blast of lion energy and Pinkie Pie, Hotaru, Utakata and Hinata fired blasts of energy, water, confetti and bubbles and Ransack and Crumplezone all fired blasts of energy and the blasts all hit Duskmon and knocked him down.

Jeri Katou: YEAH! That was awesome!

Pinkie Pie: It was the best battle EVER!

Hotaru: Yeah!


Battle 6: Gia Moran, Applejack, Kiba & Akamaru, Tamaki, Bad Juju and Wolfgang VS Bonz


Bonz was next.

Bonz: (to Gia) How long did it take you guys to help Ren and Stimpy?

Gia Moron: Not long. It took half the whole day.

Applejack: On their own it would've taken the whole month.

Kiba: Yeah but with all of us it took half the day.

Tamaki: It sure did and it was awesome.

Bad Juju: (Voodoo Accent) Indeed it did.

Wolfgang: Right on mate!

Bonz: Lets get it on.

Gia Moran: Gladly. LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! HYPERJET SQUAD!

Gia turned into the Yellow Jetman Ranger and they went at him.

Gia, Applejack, Kiba & Akamaru, Tamaki, Bad Juju and Wolfgang fired blasts of energy and the blasts all hit Bonz and knocked him down.

Gia: Yeah! That was fun!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was awesome!

Wolfgang: Right on mate!


Battle 7: Beast Morpher Rangers, Killer B, Rainbow Dash, Sarada and Vegeta VS Needletron


Needletron was next.

Devon Daniels: Lets do it like we did last time. But we have Nate and Steel here with us now.

Beast Morpher Rangers: ACTIVATE BEAST POWER! HA!

The Beast Morpher Rangers all transformed and they were ready!

Beast Morpher Rangers: UNLEASH THE BEAST!

Killer B: Lets get in on fool! Ya Fool!

Rainbow Dash: Yeah! This is gonna be fun!

Sarada: Lets kick some butt!

Vegeta: Lets do it.

Rainbow Dash fired a wave of rainbow energy and Killer B and Sarada and Vegeta fired blasts of lightning and energy.

Beast Morpher Rangers: BEAST X ULTRA CANNON! FIRE!

The Beast Morpher Rangers fired a blast of energy and the blasts all slammed into Needletron and he fell to the ground and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Devon Daniels: Virus Eliminated!

Rainbow Dash: Yeah! In the words of Nico Chan: Needletron, you have failed this world!

Sarada: Yeah!


We regrouped and we were facing the criminal and Number 56.

Me: Lets get this clod!

Troy: You've robbed your last bank.

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Mighty Morphin!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers.

Eli: It's buttkicking time!

Eli flew at the criminal and smashed his fist into the robber's face and kicked him in the balls and the criminal screamed like a little girl and Eli punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach. The Robber belched up a huge amount of blood.

Stimpy: It's not nice to rob people!

Stimpy then pointed his butt in the robber's face.

FFFAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTTT!

The robber threw up.

Ren: You EEDIOT!

Ren smashed and punched the robber all over the place.

Nunnally smashed and pulverized the Robber all over the place.

Me: You want sausages? Try these on! SCORCHING SAUSAGE STYLE: HELLFIRE!

I fired a massive shower of the hottest sausages in the world.

Varie: WATER SAUSAGE STYLE: BREAKFAST SAUSAGE!

Varie fired waves of breakfast sausages.

Lincoln: These will electrocute you! LIGHTNING SAUSAGE STYLE: ANDOUILLE!

Lincoln fired a wave of lightning and it formed into Andouille Sausages.

Menat: And this! SPIRIT SAUSAGE STYLE: WINTER SALAMI!

Menat fired a wave of spirit energy and it formed into waves of sausages.

Toph: And this one jerk! EARTH SAUSAGE STYLE: CHORIZO!

Toph smashed the ground and fired waves of chorizo sausage.

Ibuki: STEALTH SAUSAGE STYLE: KUROBUTA!

Ibuki fired invisible sausages.

Makoko: Take this one. STRENGTH SAUSAGE STYLE: BRATWURST!

Makoko fired a blast of huge bratwurst.

Luan: This will Pork you up! (Laughs) Get it? LIGHT SAUSAGE STYLE: WHITE PUDDING!

Luan fired waves of light and it formed into white sausages.

Eddy: (Laughs) Good one! COMEDY SAUSAGE STYLE: BLACK PUDDING!

Eddy fired waves of blood and it formed into blood pudding sausage.

Earth: I love sausage as much as pulverizing bad guys! PLANETARY SAUSAGE STYLE: KIELBASA!

Earth fired massive waves of sausages.

Ren: Feel this technique! Lets do it Stimpy.

Stimpy: YEAH! OH JOY!

Ren & Stimpy: ENERGY SAUSAGE STYLE: HAGGIS!

Ren & Stimpy fired waves of energy blasts and they formed into Haggis.

The blasts hit the Robber and smashed him all over the place.

luan: light sausage style white pudding eddy: comedy sausage style: black pudding earth chan: planetary sausage style: kielbasa ren and stimpy duo energy sausage style: haggis final smash: chaotic sausage mania!

Eartha: Lets do some teamwork!

Triggerhappy: YEAH!

Eartha and Triggerhappy used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and enhanced Eartha's powers and Triggerhappy's Compressed Air Cannon 100-fold.

Leonardo and Hoist used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Leonardo's techniques and Hoist's strength 100-fold.

Eartha and Triggerhappy: DUSTSTORM MEGA BURST!

Eartha and Triggerhappy fired blasts of earth and air and they formed into a duststorm.

Leonardo and Armada Hoist: SMASHING SLASH MEGACUT!

Leonardo's sword fired a blade of energy and Hoist sent a punch of energy.

Eli: This is what you get for using a Number to be a criminal!

Yuma: Yeah!

Ren & Stimpy: CHAOTIC SAUSAGE MANIA!

Ren & Stimpy fired a massive blast of sausages.

Eli, Yuma and Lincoln: LIGHTNING DRAGON ASTRAL BLAST!

They fired blasts of lightning and energy and it formed into a dragon. The blasts all hit the robber and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

The robber was knocked out and unconscious and Eli got the Number Card.

Eli: Got it.

We put the Criminal in cuffs and we had him sent to prison.

Me: You are going to prison for a long long time buttface.

The criminal was taken to jail where he will spend the rest of his life.

Ren: So, what were you saying about this Darkness guy?

Stinky Butt: Well, he's a very bad guy.

Duskmon: And like we said, we need you and Stimpy's help to stop him.

Bonz: What do you say?

Ren: We're in.

Stimpy: Duh oh joy! We'll gladly help1

Nico: Awesome!

Ren: (To the viewers) Well we are now part of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and it's gonna be so awesome being part of their adventures.

Stimpy: You said it Ren. It's gonna be so cool!

Me: Yep.

We went back home.

Later back at the estate we were watching TV and reading books. Suddenly there was a flash of light and out of the flash came Master Eon.

Me: Master Eon!

Spyro: Master Eon it's great to see you here.

Master Eon: Greetings Spyro and greetings to you all Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Me: Its been a while Master Eon. How have things been at Skylands?

Master Eon: I'm afraid the situation is not good. The Darkness is gonna return.

We gasped in shock!

Applejack: Who is the Darkness?

Me: Oh that's right. You guys don't know about this.

I went over the history of The Darkness.


The Darkness is the overarching antagonist in the Skylanders game series prominently serving as the secondary antagonist of Spyro's Adventure and the main antagonist of Superchargers.

It is said to be the ultimate force behind all evil, portrayed as a large mass of ominous storm clouds. It is never effective on its own. The Darkness must channel itself through the weak, and in some cases, the weak-minded.

Despite being the living embodiment of evil, The Darkness itself and its sinister magic can be controlled. Spyro is the only known Skylander so far to use The Darkness and combine its power with his own to become Dark Spyro, eventually being able to control this power and using the dark magic to fight evil, but always runs the risk of being consumed by the darkness.

In Skylanders SuperChargers, The Darkness gains sentience and is voiced by Ike Amadi, who also played Angor Rot from Tales of Arcadia.

Origin

The Darkness once lived in another dimension, until the Ancients built the Dark Rift Engine and opened up a portal to its world, allowing The Darkness to escape and spread havoc across the entire world. Eventually, the Ancients built the Core of Light, which was able to repel the Darkness to the far corners of Skylands where it couldn't harm anyone, but one day it would return.

Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure

Before the events of Spyro's Adventure, Kaos returned from his exile in the Outlands and destroyed the Core of Light, allowing him to use The Darkness to his advantage to conquer the world Skylands. After the Core of Light was fully restored by the Skylanders and the new Portal Master, The Darkness was repelled once more.

In the 3DS version, The Darkness came to the Radiant Isles and brought in Hektore, who then proceeded to capture the Mystic Seekers and forced them to create the Dark Mirror that will later shroud the Radiant Isles from the rest of Skylands. After Hektore was destroyed, The Darkness was driven away.

Skylanders: SuperChargers

In Skylanders: SuperChargers, the darkness makes a return by Kaos building the Sky Eater or as he calls it, the "Ultimate Doomstation of Ultimate Doomstruction". He used the last existing piece of the Darkness to build it with the first Skylander to observe it being High Volt. In the Spell Punk Library, the Portal Master learns that the Darkness came from the Dark Rift Engine which the Ancients made but regretted it severely.

As the adventure continues, the Darkness develops a head and it learns to speak. When you reach the Sky Eater either by Flynn using his ship to drive into the Sky Eater or use a Sky Vehicle to destroy a meteorite which will allow access. Soon after, the Portal Master fights Kaos and then beats him. Kaos then "destroys" the Darkness. The song, "You Beat the Darkness" plays while credits roll in and then the Darkness reappears to fight and finish the Skylanders once and for all.

As the Portal Master and the Skylanders fight the Darkness, Rift Surge Rings begin to show and the Darkness shows his true intentions, destroy the universe, not just Skylands. Soon after, the Darkness gets eradicated from Skylands.


They gasped.

Me: The Darkness is the Skylands version of Unicron. He is ultimate pure evil and he is responsible for causing all the calamities that have taken place in Skylands over the last few thousand years.

Master Eon: That is correct and you all have to stop him at all costs or we are all lost.

Me: If the Darkness wants a battle, we'll give him a massive war. We'll gladly help out and stop him and we'll make sure he never returns again. Team Loud Phoenix Storm, everyone, we are going into battle against the ultimate evil of the Skylanders. The entire universe is now in grave danger. We are going into battle. Prepare for battle everyone!

Nico: Lets do it!


DBZ Narrator: IT LOOKS LIKE TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM MAY HAVE A HUGE BATTLE ON THEIR HANDS WHEN THE DARKNESS RETURNS. HOW WILL OUR HEROES FACE UP AGAINST THIS ULTIMATE FOE? IS J.D. RIGHT? IS THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AT RISK? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF LOUD HOUSE REVAMPED!


TO BE CONTINUED...


Another fanfiction complete.

Wiener Barons from Ren & Stimpy is one of my favorite episodes! I loved how they went to Canada and ate lots of wienies. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Get ready for another awesome action packed battle that will decide the fate of the entire universe as we go into battle against the Skylanders ultimate enemy: THE DARKNESS! We're going to make sure that monster pays for all his crimes against all of Skylands and the universe.

See you all tomorrow.