HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE 2020 EVERYONE!
In the estate we were resting after our awesome battle with The Darkness. We not only saved the entire universe from Total Destruction but we also brought lots of planets and people together in an epic and action packed battle that saved everything in the entire universe from eternal darkness. Poromon, Manaphy, Poliwag and Horsea were playing Call of Duty on Xbox and it was awesome! I was watching over them.
Lincoln: Wow! This is awesome!
Me: Yeah it is! This is exactly like what happened when my grandfathers both went into war in World War II.
Lincoln: Wow!
Me: But they are all dominating the battlefield.
Everyone came.
Nico: Poromon, what are you, Manaphy, Poliwag, and Horsea playing?
Poromon: Call Of Duty.
Horsea: It's awesome.
May: Are you sure you 4 should be playing a video game that violent?
Poromon: Bobby let us play it.
Me: And don't worry guys, I'm watching them. Besides, this is exactly like what happened when both of my grandfathers both went into World War II.
Lincoln: Yep.
Nico: Wow.
Maria: I think there's no harm in letting them play it. Besides, if we stopped them from playing it for being too violent, we'd be acting like hypocrites.
Me: Yep.
May: That's true.
We watched them play and when it was time we later went to the Krusty Krab for a quick bite to eat. We were having fun and more.
Mr. Krabs: Boy that was an amazing adventure you all went on lads.
Me: It was Mr. Krabs. The Darkness was a very formidable foe and we made sure he never terrorizes the universe again.
Mr. Krabs: Well we're all proud of you lads for stopping a terrible foe like that.
Lily: Thanks Mr. Krabs.
SpongeBob: We're all so proud of you all.
Me: Thanks SpongeBob.
Nico: But it wasn't just us. It was all of us coming together. We all united to take down the Darkness.
Chill: (Russian Accent) We sure did comrades.
Camo: (Spanish Accent) Si it was cool.
Lincoln: Yes it was.
Lana: Lily can I ask you something?
Lily: What's up Lana?
Lana: How did you threaten Squidward's life and bring SpongeBob back?
Lily: Oh right, I need to tell you all that. I promised I would. I wasn't here when SpongeBob was driven away so SpongeBob can tell us about that.
SpongeBob: Well it's pretty dark. But okay. It happened when I woke up.
FLASHBACK
[Episode begins outside of SpongeBob's house at night. SpongeBob's foghorn alarm goes off, making sheets fly off of SpongeBob's bed. His eye literally peel open]
SpongeBob: [frantically jumps out of bed and bounces off walls landing in front of Gary] Good morning, Gary! [looks out window] Good morning, Mr. Mailman!
Mailman: Morning, SpongeBob. Ah, it is a good morning, isn't it. [The Mailman crashes into a truck on his bicycle and flies across the sky] Ah!
SpongeBob: Isn't life great, Gary? Oh, what a beautiful day. I have the best friends...
[Cut to Squidward's bedroom]
Squidward: [wakes up, moving frantically] Ah, stay away! [relieved] Oh, another SpongeBob nightmare.
[Scene reverts to SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: The best job...
[at the Krusty Krab Mr Krabs pulls out his pocket watch]
Mr. Krabs: He's already ten seconds late! I'm docking him a month's pay for this.
SpongeBob: And, of course, the bestest pet. [hugs Gary]
Gary: Meow. [SpongeBob hugs Gary so hard his shell breaks] Meow! [He snarls at SpongeBob and then he attacks him causing his pineapple to shake and rattle. SpongeBob runs through the wall of his house]
SpongeBob: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! [runs into Patrick]
Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick! How goes it?
Patrick: Well, it was great until you showed up. [turns around and shows a cake splattered on his belly]
SpongeBob: What's that?
Patrick: Oh, just a birthday cake for my mom [gets angry and throws the ruined cake on the ground] that I spent all day baking! [walks back inside] Idiot Boy. [closes the rock over him]
SpongeBob: Oh, that's the first time someone's called me that. Wait, I know who will enjoy my company. [SpongeBob goes to the door of Squidward's house]
He knocks.
SpongeBob: [sings] Squidward!
Squidward: [gets in SpongeBob's face, annoyed] Don't you ever wake me up from my beauty sleep! Do you understand?! Idiot Boy. [He shuts the door, causing SpongeBob to frown. The scene cuts to the Treedome, where Sandy has invented a new robot]
Sandy: It's all done! My greatest invention yet! [the robot starts to dance]
SpongeBob: Sandy! What a neat robot! [SpongeBob trips on a log. Some of the water from his helmet goes onto Sandy's robot]
Sandy: Nooo! [Sandy's robot blows up]
SpongeBob: Let me explain. You see... I was passing by the tree, and I thought it'd be funny if I gave you a surprise.
Sandy: Oh, you gave me a surprise, alright. Look at the surprise I got! [she shows the destroyed robot then pushes SpongeBob out] Get out of here, Idiot Boy! [shuts her door]
SpongeBob: [sniffles] I guess that means there's only one place left to go-a place where I am wanted wherever they like it or not! [Cut to the Krusty Krab] SpongeBob WorkPants reporting for duty, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Hurry up and get in there, boy! Patties need flipping.
SpongeBob: No worries, captain! [SpongeBob trips on some frying pans] Oops, well, all in a day's work. Now, back to doing what I do best! No way I can mess this up... [SpongeBob slides on a puddle of water and starts screaming]
Mr. Krabs: [playing with his dollars, laughing] Mr. Dollar, allow me to introduce you to Mrs. Dollar. [hears SpongeBob's screaming] What the barnacles is going on?
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! [SpongeBob slides and hits Mr Krabs. Mr. Krabs falls in the fryer and gets out immediately] Mr. Krabs, are you okay?
Mr. Krabs: I'm fine, as long as me money's okay. [SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs notice both dollars in the fryer]
Mr. Dollar: [to Mrs. Dollar] Although we've only known each other a short time, I want you to know... I love you. [both dollars disintegrate as they cry and they explode to nothingness SpongeBob laughs nervously and Mr. Krabs growls at him]
[Outside the krusty krab the double doors swung open SpongeBob lands across the street and Mr Krabs holds onto the double doors extremely enraged after kicking SpongeBob out]
Mr. Krabs: If I were you, I'd get as far away from me as possible... Idiot Boy! [after he slams the restaurant's doors, he turns away, as dramatic music cues in the background SpongeBob is shocked and alarmed]
SpongeBob: [curls up into a little ball and his eyes well up with tears] I guess that's it, then. If Mr. Krabs is calling me "Idiot Boy", it must be true, I know what must be done! [SpongeBob starts crying, his tears creating a river that leads him to his house. At his house, he is still crying and he packs his clothes in a Bindle] I somehow managed to make everyone mad at me. At least you still like me, right, Gare?
[We see Gary chewing on a bandage on his back. He hisses at SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: [sighs] I'll miss you too, buddy. There's a year's supply of snail food for you. [walks out of his house and turns around] Goodbye, pineapple. [the chimney blows SpongeBob up in the sky] Goodbye, Squidward. Goodbye, Patrick. Goodbye, Sandy. Goodbye, Bikini Bottom. Goodbye, life as I know it. [he lands on the road next to the sign] Welcome to Bikini Bottom. Population 538. [crosses out the "8" with a chalk and puts a "7" next to it] Minus 1. [he leaves Bikini Bottom down the road] Idiot Boy, Idiot Boy, Idiot Boy, Idiot Boy, Idiot Boy, Idiot Boy, Idiot Boy, Idiot Boy, Idiot Boy, Idiot Boy... [that night, SpongeBob is scared by a bunch of very weird people. In the deleted scene, a scallop is crowing while he sees the weird people. He runs for his life, but falls off the cliff upside down, causing him to hit his head on a bunch of rocks until he reaches the bottom of the cliff. Now he's got a long bump on his head] Oooh, boy, that's quite a lump! [SpongeBob's hobo stick, containing the things that he packed, hits him on the head, causing him to faint.]
FLASHBACK 1 ENDS
We gasped and we glared at Patrick, Sandy and Mr. Krabs.
Lily: Now guys just so you know me and Mindy reprimanded them. But that was what happened when we weren't there.
Me: Oh. What happened next?
Lily: Well Mindy and me were walking through the city.
FLASHBACK 2
Mindy and Lily were walking through the city of Bikini Bottom.
Mindy: Lily, have you seen SpongeBob at all today?
Lily: No Mindy. I haven't seen him for 2 days. It's not like him to disappear like that. Usually he's always brightening up everyone.
Mindy: Yeah.
Later they came across the city in total pandemonium and they saw a Breaking News report on a tv.
Perch Perkins: We interrupt this program for an important announcement. [cut to Perch Perkins in Bikini Bottom, where a crowd of people are panicking] Bikini Bottom is literally in a state of total chaos tonight. [a muscular guy pushes Perch]
Muscular Guy: [yelling on screen] Literally! [runs off]
Perch Perkins: [gets up weakly with a black eye] We go now to news scene chopper 7. What's up?
News Chopper: [we see someone flying in a helicopter] Not looking too good out here, Perch. The Krusty Krab is about to come apart of the hinges. Customers are in a rage over not getting their Krabby Patties.
Lily: Uh oh! We'd better get over there!
Mindy: Right!
They ran fast.
They got to the Krusty Krab and Lily got to work fast.
Lily: Reporting for duty Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Great Save lass!
She went to the kitchen and made lots of Krabby Patties and everyone was happy.
Mr. Krabs: [running to Squidward] Thank goodness they are happy. But Squidward, where the barnacles is SpongeBob? This place is going down the toilet! Patties need flipping!
Lily: That's what me and Mindy want to know too!
Mindy: Yeah where is SpongeBob?
Squidward: If I knew, do you think I'd be standing here getting yelled at by a bunch of morons?
POW!
Lily punched Squidward in the back of his head!
Squidward: OW!
Lily: YOU SHUT THE HELL UP STUPID SQUIDWARD!
Mr. Krabs: Yeah! Don't talk back to your superior officer, you...
[Both Squidward and Mr. Krabs start arguing. Sandy and Patrick come in]
Sandy: Squidward! Lily! Mindy! Mr. Krabs! Y'all seen SpongeBob?
Squidward: I think we just went through this...
Mr. Krabs: What he means to say is, no, we haven't.
Lily: Yeah he hasn't come in for the last two days.
Sandy: Well, apparently, he's left Bikini Bottom, and he ain't coming back. [hands Mr. Krabs the note]
Mr. Krabs: Let me see that.
Lily: Let me see! [Reading note] "To whom it may concern: if you found this letter, that means Gary's food bowl is empty and that it needs to be refilled. It also means it's been approximately one year since I've split town, and no one's noticed 'til now. No one needs to worry, I won't bother anyone again. Sincerely, SpongeBob. A.K.A. Idiot Boy."
Mr. Krabs: [shocked] IDIOT BOY?! [horrified, he realizes that the letter was written by SpongeBob because everyone called him Idiot Boy] It is SpongeBob! What am I gonna do without me fry cook?
Patrick: What am I gonna do without my best friend?! I should never have been mean to you! [starts to cry]
Sandy: I should have never kicked you out of my house! [starts to cry as her helmet fills up with her tears.]
Squidward: [sobbing] If I knew that was the last time I'd see SpongeBob, [guffawing] I would have slammed the door in his face even harder! [laughs even more, while Patrick and Sandy are still crying. Mr. Krabs pushes the customers out of the Krusty Krab.]
Mr. Krabs: All right, group meeting. Everybody out! The Krusty Krab's are closed until further notice! And I've got a stupid squid to scold.
Lily: And me and Mindy have to reprimand some people! You all should be ashamed of yourselves! SpongeBob was just trying to help you all and you thank him by driving him away!
Mindy: (glares at Mr. Krabs, Sandy, and Patrick) Squidward, I get. But how could you three drive Spongebob away like that?!
Lily: YEAH! He was just doing his best to help you all and you just drove him away!
Squidward: Good riddance! We don't need that stupid moron!
Lily growled ferociously at Squidward!
She grabs him by the shirt and braces him against the wall!
Lily: I'll kill you for saying that!
Squidward: (laughs at Lily) Oh, please! I know you're not gonna follow up on that threat. After all, you're a hero. And heroes don't kill people!
Patrick: Squidward, I think that's enough.
Squidward: (ignores Patrick) Or maybe you act the way you do because of that fight your sisters had over a stupid dress!
Sandy: Squidward, you've made your point!
Squidward: (ignores Sandy) If you ask me, you should be thrown in jail with Plankton for being friends with Spongebob!
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, that's going too far!
Lily then punched Squidward in the face and gave him a nasty black eye and then she grabbed his nose and ripped it clean off!
RRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPP!
Squidward: (Screams In Excruciating Pain)
Lily: YOU ARE DISGUSTING SQUIDWARD!
Mindy: YEAH!
Lily: You will help me get SpongeBob back and apologize to him or so help me I WILL RIP YOUR NOSE OFF AGAIN AND SHOVE IT SO DOWN YOUR THROAT THAT YOU'LL BE SMELLING YOUR INTESTINES AND THEN I WILL RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND SHOVE IT RIGHT INTO YOUR BRAIN AND THEN I WILL SET YOU ON FIRE AND BURN YOU TO ASHES AND SEND YOUR DEPRESSED WORTHLESS SOUL BACK TO THE DARKEST VOIDS OF THE UNDERWORLD FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!
Squidward was shaking in fear so much that he literally peed ink!
Sandy and Mr. Krabs were literally scared too.
Sandy: I'm officially scared of Lily now!
Mr. Krabs: Me too lass.
Lily was walking out.
Mr. Krabs: Where you going?
Lily: I'm going to find SpongeBob!
Lily looked at Squidward with eyes glowing red with bloodthirsty rage and walks out the door.
Squidward: (Gulps in fear)
Mindy went with her.
Patrick: Lily's right, Squidward. It really is our fault that SpongeBob left.
Squidward: What are you talking about? SpongeBob's finally out of Bikini Bottom. If you ask me, he can stay gone forever! Who needs him?!
Sandy: We do. And SpongeBob's done so much for us, including to help everyone stop Plankton and helping us when we need it. And this is how we thank him? We need to make this right.
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, until you apologize to Spongebob, we can't be seen hanging around with you anymore. We don't wanna become targets for people who are now out for your blood.
With that, Patrick, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs left the Krusty Krab. All that Squidward could do at that point, was stare.
He was alone.
Lily and Mindy were walking and following SpongeBob's trail.
Lily: (glares at Mr. Krabs, Sandy, and Patrick) What do you three want?
Patrick: Lily, you were right. SpongeBob left because of us.
Sandy: Look, I know that you have powers that made you into your current age. But you and Mindy are only two people.
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward can stay in Bikini Bottom if he wants. But if you need help finding SpongeBob, then we'd like to offer our services.
Lily: Well I'm not mad at you guys. It's Squidward I hate the most. If anything happens to SpongeBob, I will tear Squidward's head off and feed it to a pod of hungry cannibals! (Hair ignites on fire and eyes turn red.)
Lily, Mindy, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, and Patrick were walking to find Spongebob.
Mindy: Lily, I know you're mad at Squidward at the moment. But you can't kill him. If you do, you really will go to prison. Do you want that?
Lily: No I don't. But I hate him more than life itself for everything he stands for! HE MAKES ME SICK!
Mr. Krabs: I know lass. He makes me sick too.
They continued on.
Later in New Kelp City, SpongeBob who is now called CheeseHead BrownPants because he has amnesia, who is cold in the streets of New Kelp City. He goes to get warm near a barrel fire]
Fish: Real drag, isn't it? Having to stand around the fire for warmth every night?
CheeseHead: Yeah.
Other Fish: Heh, not for us... we're just waiting in line for a new video game.
CheeseHead: I guess I am just a jobless deadbeat. [sighs] You guys mind if I bubble?
Fish: [frightened] You can't do that here!
CheeseHead: But... bubbles will steady the ol' nerves. Watch. [blows a bubble] See? Feeling better already. [everyone who sees the bubble screams and runs away. CheeseHead BrownPants gets ready to blow another bubble, when he is approached by a gang who are snapping their fingers. When he walks away slowly one of them grabs him]
Bubble Poppin' Boys Leader: Do you have any... [the others continue snapping] I think we've made our point with the snapping! [They stop snapping] As I was saying... do you have any idea who we are?
CheeseHead: Um, wait... err, um... don't tell me, um...
Bubble Poppin' Boys Leader: Don't answer. [laughs] I'll show ya. [turns around to show the back of his shirt, which says "Bubble Poppin' Boys"] We call us the Bubble Poppin' Boys. And article one of our charter prohibits bubble blowing on our turf. [pops the bubble. Its water gets in his eyes and he gets angry, showing his red eyes] You see why we don't allow bubbles in our city?! Fortunately, we have ways of dealing with careless bubble blowers like you. Let's rough him up, boys! [the gang is ready to beat CheeseHead.]
Lily then swooped in and kicked the leader in the face and sent him crashing into a bunch of trash cans!
Lily: That sponge is coming home with us you bastards!
Sandy: You mess with him and you mess with us!
Mr. Krabs: YEAH!
Lily had a sword of water ready to slash the Bubble Poppin' Boys to pieces.
Lily: You want a battle, I'll give you Armageddon!
Lily ran at the boys and viciously pulverized them and slashed them into pulp and kicked them out of the city.
Lily: SpongeBob!
They went over to him.
Lily: SpongeBob are you okay?
SpongeBob: My name is CheeseHead BrownPants.
Lily: Uh oh. I think he has amnesia.
Patrick: Oh no! What's amnesia?
Lily: It's where you lose your memory. It can be temporary or even permanent. I can fix that up.
Lily spread her wings of water and enveloped SpongeBob in water and cured his Amnesia and he was back to normal.
SpongeBob was back to normal!
SpongeBob: Huh? What happened?
Lily: SpongeBob! (Hugs him!) You're back!
Patrick: (hugs SpongeBob) SpongeBob, come home! We're sorry!
SpongeBob: But I thought you guys were annoyed by me.
Sandy: Lily talked some sense into us. And honestly, Bikini Bottom isn't the same without you!
SpongeBob: Does Squidward feel the same way?
Mr. Krabs: (scoffs) Mr. Squidward doesn't have a say in this matter. So if he has a problem with you coming back, that's his problem.
Lily: That's right. Squidward will feel my wrath 100-fold when we get back. Squidward can go jump off a cliff and die for all I care. He deserves it.
Sandy: Yeah.
Lily: Come on boss. Lets get you home.
They went back home to Bikini Bottom and went to the Krusty Krab.
Lily saw Squidward and she went berserk!
Lily: (Enraged) YOU!
Lily explodes. She charges at Squidward in a fury, looking for all the world like a mad dog. Squidward is helpless against the berserk Lily; a thug through happenstance, he has no idea how to defend himself against the onslaught of a savage Lily. Lily finishes up and the dust clears 20 minutes later. Squidward lies on the ground in pain, bruised and mangled and butchered all over and looking like he lost a fight with a crazed superhero.
Mindy: WHOA MAN!
Lily: That will teach you!
Squidward was later rushed to the Hospital and placed in a full body cast.
Squidward: (to SpongeBob) Look, I'm not going to apologize to you. But I will give you the chance for payback. My wallet is on the table over there. (gives SpongeBob his wallet)
SpongeBob: Is this your wallet on the table?
Squidward: (annoyed) Yes. Check my ID when you look inside.
SpongeBob did so and that's when he saw Squidward's middle name.
SpongeBob: Your middle name is Quincy?
Squidward: (sighs) Yes. And I think people will laugh at me because of that. Just say it out loud and we'll be even.
SpongeBob: Okay!
SpongeBob went outside and shouted out Squidward's name and everyone came and laughed at Stupid Squidward.
TOTAL HUMILIATION!
FLASHBACK 2 ENDS
Me: Wow! Lily you really gave Squidward a savage beatdown!
Nico: No kidding! That was brutal!
Lincoln: My little sister is now a force to be reckoned with.
Lily: Yep. The next time Squidward tries something like that he will be banished back to the Warp.
Vince: Yep.
Nico: While I am glad we've forgiven Rotwood and his group, I know it's only a matter of time before other villains get the chance to take over my body the same way they did.
Lori: Aren't you going to make more contingency plans. including one for yourself?
Nico: 20 contingency plans are enough. I'm not gonna push my luck.
Me: Good.
We had a great time.
THE END
Another awesome SpongeBob episode done.
Whatever Happened to SpongeBob was a great episode and it was so funny. The flashback in this chapter was the precursor to the chapter where we faced the Bubble Poppin' Boys and that was awesome. The episode aired on October 13th, 2008 and 1 day before my 21st Birthday and it was awesome! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is an Apocalyptic Rescue from a world being destroyed by the supposed Mayan End of Times on December 21st, 2012 as we head into the world of 2009's movie 2012 and use our ship to save all the people in the line of fire from the Apocalyptic disasters that are destroying the planet.
See you all tomorrow and Happy 1st Day of Winter.
