It was time for Poromon, Manaphy, Poliwag and Horsea's first day of preschool and it was gonna be so cute for them to go to school and learn.
Poromon: We're off to preschool!
They were ready and they got on the bus and left for preschool.
Me: Okay you 4. Have a great day.
Linka: There they go.
Nico: Yep.
We later went to having rest and were watching TV. I was reading the paper.
Me: Hmm. Nothing new here.
Maria then got a call on her cell phone.
Maria: Oh hold on.
Maria went to answer that and she came back 2 minutes later.
Maria: Guys, that was a call from the preschool.
Me: What's wrong?
Maria: There was a fight!
Nico: What!?
Me: We better get over there.
We were off.
We arrived at the school and we saw 4 students beaten up and the kids were cheering for Poromon, Poliwag, Horsea and Manaphy.
Me: Whoa those 4 did a number on those kids.
Manaphy: Mama, we can explain.
Sunset Shimmer: Before you say anything guys, Manaphy is right. Here's what happened.
Sunset Shimmer told us that 4 mean kids were calling Nico, May and Maria freaks of nature and they were defending their honor.
Me: Whoa! That's like what happened with Toby and Misty.
Nico: No kidding.
Horsea: Those assholes started it!
Sunset Shimmer: Horsea no.
Me: But you are right they deserved it. But they are still just children.
Nico: But we're proud of you all.
Me: Yep. Looks like everyone in this class saw all those kids true colors.
All the kids in the school agreed with me.
We walked up to the mean kids with eyes glowing red with anger and rage.
Nico: (to the mean kids) Freaks of nature, are we? After all the times we saved the universe?!
May: Yeah! What is wrong with you brats!
Mean Kid 1: You guys are just worthless losers and old bags!
May: Me? An old bag?
Me: For your information she is good for her age.
Laney: Yeah so back off you meanies.
Fluttershy: Let me handle this.
Fluttershy then used her Stare on the kids. Fluttershy had the kids scared out of their minds.
May: We're very proud of you 4.
Manaphy: Thanks Mama.
Horsea: Sorry we caused a ruckus.
Maria: You were just defending us and we're proud of you for that.
Sunset Shimmer: Those kids are in for quite some punishment when they get home.
Me: They sure are and good job confirming their story Sunset.
Sunset Shimmer: Thanks J.D.
Me: You're welcome and I hope those little brats learn a huge lesson from all this.
Lana: And that would be?
Me: Being a bully to one of us will get you in big trouble with us.
Nico: You got that right. Just like J.D. is a bodyguard to Lincoln and all the kids at the school, Bullies better beware.
Poliwag: Will we still get punished?
Nico: No you are not gonna get punished for this.
May: But next time you are having problems just tell us and we'll have Sunset confirm it.
Maria: That's right.
Me: But I think I have a great job for all 4 of you here too.
Manaphy: What is it?
Me: You 4 will be bodyguards for all the kids here at the school. You can use your skills with us that you all have learned to protect your friends here.
Poliwag: That's a great idea!
Poromon: Yeah it is!
The kids cheered wildly.
One Snowy December Morning in Gotham Royal York Lincoln was waking up.
(Scene begins at the Loud Residence in Lincoln's room)
Lincoln woke up then turns towards the viewers.
Lincoln: Ahh! Another Winter Wonderland filled day! I can't wait to have fun in the- (Sneezes)
Charles: *startled* Arf?!
Lincoln: *sniffs* Huh. Well as I was saying… Today's gonna be- (Sneezes three more times)
Charles: Arf! (Gesundheit!)
Lincoln: *gasps* Oh no! I can't be sick! Luna's Winter Concert is tonight, and everyone is gonna be there! I definitely can't miss it! If I do, it's totally gonna make Luna upset! *groans*
Charles: Arf! Arf!
Lincoln: *congested* I can't call in sick, Charles! I have a shift today at dad's restaurant! And it starts in 15 (Sneezes) Minutes!
Charles: Arf… (Poor Lincoln…)
Rita: *offscreen* Lincoln! Come on down! You don't want to be late for your shift! They're having breakfast there too!
Lincoln: *putting on his winter outfit over his work uniform* Coming, Mom!
Charles: Arf…
Lincoln: I'll be fine, Charles. I'm off to work. *leaves his room*
(At Lynn's Table)
We were having breakfast.
Me: Mmm! Delicious breakfast.
Vypra: You said it.
Nico: It's really good.
Laney: Yep.
We were having eggs and burritos and more.
Lincoln came in and we saw how he looked.
Me: Morning Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Weakly) Morning guys.
Me: Lincoln are you alright?
Lincoln: I'll be fine.
Snake: (to Lincoln) Dude, you don't look so good.
Me: Yeah Lincoln you look horrible.
Lincoln: (Coughs) I'll be all right.
Lincoln went to the kitchen.
Laney: I can tell he is not fine.
Lincoln went to the kitchen and he got to work.
Lincoln: Ah… Ah… AH CHOO! *covers his face with his apron*
Lynn Sr.: Son what's the holdup on those orders of Lynn-sagna?
Lincoln: *weakly* I'm coming dad...
Lynn Sr.: Son are you feeling all right? You don't look so hot and you look paler than usual.
Charles: Arf!
Lynn Sr.: What?! The flu?!
We came in urgently.
Us: THE FLU!?
Nico: THE FLU!?
Lincoln: *weakly* Here's your Lynn-sagna dad… (Sneezes)
(A Lynn-sagna flies out of Lincoln's hand and smears all over Lynn Sr.)
Firefly: I'm sorry, Lincoln. But you're in no condition to be working!
Lynn Sr.: I agree with him son. You are too sick to work.
Lincoln: (Weakly) No dad I'm okay. (Sniffs) Honest.
Me: Come on buddy lets get you home.
Lincoln got up and just as he was about to walk he fell over and Nico caught him.
Nico: Sorry Lincoln but you are NOT okay. Lets get you home so you can get some rest.
Nico picked him up and carried him back.
We carried him back home and did some tests.
Me: Hmm. (Reads temperature) 102.3Ëš Yep. Lincoln is sick.
Varie: This is definitely the flu.
Charles barked.
Lincoln: *moans* You were right, Charles. I should've just stayed home.
Charles: Arf…
(Lincoln accidentally sneezes on Charles)
Lincoln: *weakly* Sorry, Charles…
Charles: Arf… (It's alright…) *walks away*
Nico: Man this is bad.
Lincoln: Oh who am I kidding guys? I've got the flu. No doubt about it.
Lincoln coughed and sneezed.
Shiv: Guys, if Petra Fina finds out about this, she'll be able to kill Lincoln!
Lincoln was sitting on the sofa watching TV and he was shaking hard from chills. I gave him a box a tissues and some cough medicine.
Me: I don't think it's Lincoln she wants Shiv. Carol beat the living crap out of her several times so I think it's she that Petra wants.
Lana: Lets worry about that later. Right now we have to take care of Lincoln.
Laney: Good idea.
Electro: Lincoln, as your archenemy, I suggest that you stay in bed for the day.
Lincoln: Thanks Max.
Lola brought Lincoln some chicken soup and was in a HAZMAT suit.
Lola: Here you go Linky.
Lola gave him the soup.
Lincoln: Thanks Lola.
Lincoln ate it.
Vypra: I thought you guys can't sick.
Me: Well like I said earlier when Nico got sick, we may be invincible and strong and powerful but we all are still human.
Vypra: You do have a point there.
Lincoln: *weakly* Oh man… I gotta take care of this flu before it spins out of control…
(Lincoln picks up the phone and dials Lori, who just got back from her date with Bobby and is at Lynn's Table performing her management duties)
Lori: *picks up phone* Hello?
Lincoln: *weakly* Hey, Lori… I'm not feeling too well. I think I got the flu. Can you come take me to the doctor?
Lori: Aww. Poor little brother. 😟 Of course I'll take you to the doctor's office. My shift is actually ending in a few minutes, so as soon as I leave, I'll be there after I pick up some of the girls from their activities. Think you can stay strong for a little while, little bro?
Lincoln: *weakly* Yeah… I think so… (Sneezes)
Lori: *hangs up the phone* Aw… 😟
Lynn Sr.: What's the matter, honey?
Lori: Lincoln isn't feeling well, and he needs to see the doctor.
Lynn Sr.: Oh… Poor little fella. Yeah he came in sick earlier this morning. *hands Lori the keys* Here, take Vanzilla, get the girls, then grab Lincoln and meet me and your mother at the doctor's office.
Lori: Got it.
(Lori leaves Lynn's table and hops into Vanzilla, then drives off really fast)
Lori: Hang in there, little bro! I'll be there very soon!
(Back at the estate)
*ding dong!*
Lincoln got up and put on some Winter clothes.
Me: No Lincoln I'll get the door.
I went to the door and answered it and it was Leni.
Me: Oh hey Leni.
Leni: Hey J.D.
Me: Just get back from the Mall?
Leni: I sure did and got tons of totes amazing clothes.
(Lincoln sees Leni come in and she saw him on the sofa)
Leni: Hi, Linky! You're going ice skating?
Lincoln: *weakly* No, Leni. I'm sick.
Me: Lincoln has the flu.
Leni: Aww… *hugs Lincoln* Poor thing. 😟 But why are you dressed up? You need to rest in bed.
Lincoln: *weakly* I'm waiting for Lori to get here so she can take me to the doctor.
Leni: *shocked* What?! You can't go to the doctor!
Lincoln: *weakly* Why not, Leni?
(Leni motions for Lincoln to sit on the couch)
Leni: I happen to know a guy who knows a guy that went to the doctors office once. And let me tell you, it's a horrible, horrible place!
Lincoln: *weakly* It can't be as horrible as the flu… (Sneezes)
Me: Bless you.
Leni: Oh, it is Lincoln! First, they make you wait in the waiting room!
Lincoln: *weakly* Is that the worst part?
Leni: No! It gets worse! You'll get so bored that you'll be forced to read OLD MAGAZINES!
Lincoln: *gasps* 😨
Me: You got to be flipping kidding!
Leni: Then, the doctor pulls out his… STETHOSCOPE!
Lincoln: No! 😱
Leni: Yes! *takes out a pen* The device is so unforgiving, so icy cold when it touches your body, it- *pokes Lincoln's nose with the pen*
Lincoln: *jumps up* AAH! *runs around* No waiting rooms! No old magazines! No stethoscope! *plops to the ground back first* Leni… I cannot go to the doctor's office! ðŸ˜
Leni: Exactly!
Lincoln: AH CHOO! *moans*
Robo-Blaze: Are you nuts, Leni?! Lincoln has to see a doctor!
Leni: No Robo-Blaze! The doctor is horrible!
Lily: Leni how can you be so idiotic? I went to the doctor many times before and all that stuff doesn't happen to me.
Nico: Yeah only an idiot would think that.
Ed: Yeah. And I'm an idiot.
Eddy: Shut up Ed.
Lincoln: Please, Leni… I'm scared & sick… And I don't want to miss the concert… Would you like to be my doctor? 😨😟
Leni: Of course I can be your doctor, Linky. That's what siblings are for. *hugs Lincoln* 😊
Me: (Sighs) Something tells me this is not gonna end well.
Laney: That's usually what I say.
Me: Sorry.
(Transitions to the Kitchen, where Leni is observing Lincoln's condition)
Lincoln: AH CHOO!
Me: Bless you.
Leni: Hm… It looks like we'll have to plug up your nose. *takes out two corks* Hopefully these should do the trick.
(Leni puts the corks into Lincoln's nose, then Lincoln sneezes, but its muffled by the corks)
Leni: Feeling better?
Lincoln: I'm not sure…
(Lincoln continues to sneeze, but he gets bigger and bigger by each sneeze, crushing the table)
Me: WHOA! He's HUGE!
Leni: AAH! I'm getting smaller! Please don't eat me!
Lincoln: *stuffy* No germs! Leni! I think your treatment is working!
Leni - Really? Yay! I'm so glad!
Lincoln: *stuffy* Yep! No doubt about it! In fact, I'll call Lori right now and tell her not to come! Thanks, Leni!
Leni: You're totes welcome, Linky! *gives Lincoln a kiss on the cheek*
Me: Aww.
Ed: Aww.
(Lincoln heads back to the living room, and tries to dial Lori on his phone, but his fingers are too big for the buttons)
Lincoln: *stuffy* Dang it, my hands are too big for the buttons. Leni, can you call Lori for me?
Leni: Sure, Linky! Anything for you! 😊 *dials Lori on her phone* Hi Lori!
Rainbow Dash: Leni sure is a good sister.
Twilight Sparkle: She sure is.
Eli: Yep.
Lori: Hey, Leni. I'm just on my way back to the house to pick up Lincoln and take him to the doctor.
Leni: Uh… That will no longer be required… I'm with Linky right now. He's actually looking better than before. 😅
Lori: Well, I'm coming over there to see for myself. So I'll be home in less than-
Leni: Don't bother, Lori! He's fine! *violently hangs up* Lincoln, bad news! Lori's on her way home! We gotta convince her that you're alright, or she'll take you to the doctor! *runs to the kitchen and puts her hand in the water* Don't touch me! I'm sterile!
Me: Oy vey!
(Transitions to the Living Room)
Leni: Feet out, Linky!
(Lincoln lifts up his left foot, then Leni puts peanut butter and bread on it, and puts his shoe back on)
Leni: Feel better?
Lincoln: *stuffy* Uh uh.
(Leni ties a string around the door handle and on Lincoln's tooth, then slams the door closed, causing Lincoln's tooth to come out)
Leni: Feel better yet?
Lincoln: *stuffy* Not really, but now my mouth hurts.
Leni: Aw, sorry Linky.
Me: (Picks up tooth) But you can always put this under your pillow for some quick dough.
(Transitions to Leni bouncing on Lincoln)
Leni: How… About… Now?!
Lincoln: *grunts* I don't… *grunts* Think so…
(Transitions to Leni putting a bandage on Lincoln's back)
Leni: Feeling better yet?
Lincoln: *stuffy* Nope…
*RIP*
Lincoln: AAH!
Me: (Winces) OUCH! That's gonna hurt.
Nico: Yikes! Just wait till you get hair then it will really hurt.
(Leni puts the bandage back on)
Leni: How about now?
Lincoln: *stuffy* Uh uh…
*RIP*
Lincoln: AAH!
Lily: YIKES!
(Leni puts the bandage back on again)
Leni: Feeling better?
Lincoln: *stuffy* No…
*RIP*
Lincoln - AAH!
Me: You're gonna rip his skin off if you keep that up Leni.
(Later, Lori and the rest of the sisters arrive in Vanzilla. Lori goes to the front door)
Lori: Lincoln! It's Lori! Are you okay?
Leni: *whispers* Uh oh! It's Lori!
Lincoln: (Sneezes)
Leni: *offscreen* No one is home!
Lori: Leni, come open this door! *sighs* I literally don't understand that girl sometimes…
Applejack: I don't understand her either as well.
(Lori suddenly hears Lincoln's sneeze from the backyard)
Lori: Hey!
(The loud sisters and everyone else heads to the backyard, where Leni is)
Luan: Alright, Leni. Where's Lincoln?
Leni: Uh… Lincoln is not available at the moment… Please leave a message after the beep! *imitates the beep sound*
Lisa Loud: *sarcastically* Sure he isn't. Elder sister, please explain to us; since when did Charles acquire two dog houses?
Fluttershy: Did you get two dogs?
*Lisa points at a dog house that looks similar to the original*
Leni: No. Ever since Charles ran out of room to put all of his stuff in!
Lana: Oh really? And since when did the dog house have legs?
Leni: This is Charles' mobile home!
Lincoln: *sneezes the paint off him* Hi girls…
Me: Bless you!
(The loud sisters gasps at Lincoln, who is now bigger than the garage)
Lucy - Lincoln?! 😱
Lynn - What happened to you?! 😱
Lola: *pulls Leni down* What have you done to him?! 😨😡
Leni: Relax, Lola! I took care of him!
Me: He's as big as a blimp!
Luan: More like turned she him into a giant version of Professor Sherman Klump! Hahaha! Get it?
We laughed at Luan's joke!
Vypra: (Laughs) Good one!
Laney: That one was pretty funny.
(All groans)
Lori: Leni, Lincoln needs to see a real doctor!
Me: That's what we have been trying to tell her.
Edd: That's correct.
Leni: No he doesn't! I assure you he is fine! I'll prove it! Show them, Linky! Say "Ahh!"
Lincoln: Ahh…
(Lincoln's breath comes out contagious and causes the plants to die)
Me: HALITOSIS!
FOGHORN!
Lisa: See? He's in a worse state of condition than before!
Varie: Yeah Leni.
Leni: What do you mean? He's fine!
(Lynn rips the plugs out of Leni's nose)
Lincoln: *stuffy* Don't worry about me guys… I'm fine… (Sneezes)
(Lynn carries Lincoln towards Vanzilla)
Lynn: Don't worry, little bro! We'll take you to the doctor right now!
Leni: Hey! That's MY patient! *runs and pushes Lincoln backwards* You're not taking him to the doctors!
Lynn: Leni, don't be silly! *pushes Lincoln back*
Leni: He's mine! *carries Lincoln*
Lynn: It's okay, little bro! You'll be better soon! *rolls Lincoln*
Leni: I'll save you, Linky! *carries Lincoln on a wheelbarrow*
(Lynn bounces Lincoln up and down towards Vanzilla)
Lincoln: Ow! Ow! Ow! Guys! Ow! I'm fine! Ow! Honest! Ow!
Me: Okay this has gone on far enough!
Nico: Yeah!
Dark Spicer: Furi would like some words with you Leni.
Dark Spicer turned into Furi.
Furi: LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN, LENI LOUD! LINCOLN'S GOING TO A HOSPITAL WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
Me: YEAH!
Leni: LIKE HELL HE IS!
(We were pulling Lincoln and then we squeezed on opposite sides, causing him to get launched into the air.)
Lynn: Now look what you've done, Leni!
Leni: What I've done?! Everything was just fine until you guys showed up!
Lynn: You should be arrested for impersonating a doctor!
Leni: I'm a good doctor! Right Linky?
Lincoln: *offscreen* Right!
Lori: Uh… Girls? Everyone?
Me: Uh oh.
(Lori points at Lincoln, who is now rolling down the street towards the city)
Lynn/Leni: Uh oh…
(Lincoln is rolling down a steep hill)
Lincoln: I… Can't… Stop! AAH! *starts bouncing* Help… Me…!
(Lincoln is rolling down towards the Gotham Royal York park, where the Winter Wonderland concert is going to be held at, and is heading straight for Luna and her bandmates)
Lincoln: LUNA!
Luna: *looks up* Lincoln?
Sam S.L.: Is that Lincoln?
(Lincoln is rolling to the stage at a very high speed)
Luna: *gasps* Dude! Stop!
Lincoln: AAH!
Luna: STOP!
(Lincoln suddenly stops right at the tip of Luna's hands)
Luna: Whew! That was close, little bro!
Lincoln: Yeah… AH… AH… AH… CHOOOOOOO!
EXPLOSIVE SNEEZE!
(Lincoln's giant sneeze causes the plugs to come out of his nose and destroys everything around him in the park. Then he is turned back to normal size, looking even worse than before.)
We got to the park and we saw the place totally trashed and covered with snot.
YUCK!
Me: YUCK!
Nico: What a mess!
Linka: A disgusting mess.
Naruto: Yuck!
We saw Lincoln on the ground and Luna and Sam were comforting him.
Me: Lincoln are you all right?
Lincoln then fainted.
Me: Lets get him to the hospital.
(Transitions to hours later at the Royal Woods Hospital, where the Loud family, the McBride family, us and Luna's bandmates are at standing next to Lincoln in the doctor's office)
Lincoln: *weakly* I'm really sorry your concert got ruined because of me, Luna. 😥
Luna: It's okay, little bro. It wasn't your fault. 😟
Lynn Sr.: Aw, why didn't you tell us you had the flu earlier, son? We could've gotten you to the doctor right away!
Lincoln: *weakly* I didn't want to let everyone down today! Today was supposed to be the best day for all of us to remember! But instead, it's ruined because of me.
Me: Oh it's not your fault buddy.
Leni: Don't say that, Linky. *hugs Lincoln* It was never your fault to begin with. If anything, I owe everyone an apology. I wanted to take care of Lincoln so that he doesn't need to go to the doctor, but things sort of got out of hand. What I did was wrong and I'm really sorry. I'm especially sorry to you, Linky.
Rita: Aw It's okay, sweetie. You meant well. *hugs Leni*
Lynn Sr.: No harm done, honey.
Luna: Don't worry about the concert, bro. The manager said we can reschedule it for another day as soon as you're better! 😉
Sam: Yeah! It wouldn't be much fun without you, kiddo! *rubs Lincoln's head* 😉
Lincoln: *weakly* Thanks guys…
Me: Aww.
Apple Bloom: So cute.
Me: Yeah.
Ratchet: Don't worry, Lincoln. You'll be fine soon.
Lincoln: (Sniffs) I hope so.
(Dr. Elmer Hartman, former doctor of Quahog came into the room)
Dr. Hartman: Hello everyone.
Lois Griffin: Dr. Hartman?
Dr. Hartman: Lois? Wow. Didn't expect you to be here too.
Me: So you transferred here now?
Dr. Hartman: I sure did. After Peter and Lois's bad side was found guilty of all those crimes it gave me a wake up call and I left Quahog before it was destroyed. I decided to transfer here to Gotham Royal York for a better life.
Me: Wow.
Dr. Hartman: (To Lincoln) Alrighty, Mr. Loud. It appears you have the flu. Are you ready for your treatment?
Lincoln: *scared* You're not gonna make me read old magazines, are you?
(Everyone laughing)
Lana: Old magazines?!
Luan: Where did you get THAT from?!
Rita: *laughs* Of course not, sweetie! He's just gonna give you the flu treatment.
Lisa: It's actually effective and harmless!
Me: Lisa helped develop it for everyone just in case and it's really effective like she says it is.
Dr. Hartman: Come with me, Mr. Loud. 😊
Lincoln: *nervous* Ok… 😥
Lori: It'll be okay, little bro. 😉
Lola/Lana: You got this! 😃
Mane 7: Yeah you can do it.
Me: Yeah buddy!
(Lincoln follows Dr. Hartman to the medical room, where the treatment went underway, and after some time, Lincoln comes out a lot healthier than ever before!)
Lincoln: Ahh! I feel much better! I love the doctor!
(Everyone cheers and hugs Lincoln)
Lynn Sr.: Way to go, kiddo!
Me: See it wasn't so bad.
Rita: We told you everything would be alright!
Lincoln: Never doubted you guys for a second!
Dr. Hartman: Don't forget your lollipop! *hands Lincoln a green apple flavored lollipop*
Lincoln: Cool!
Lola: OOH! Can I have it, Linky? I'll give you $50!
Lana: No! I want it!
Rita: Girls! Let Lincoln have his lollipop! We're all going out for hot chocolate later, okay?
Lana/Lola: Aw. Okay.
Lynn Sr.: Alright, everyone! Let's get ready for tomorrow! Right after we get hot chocolate to celebrate!
(Everyone cheers as they leave the hospital. Then, transitions to the day of the Winter Wonderland concert, where Luna and her band mates are performing, singing all the rock versions of Christmas songs. Everyone is cheering them on)
Lincoln: Whooo! This is awesome!
Leni: Yeah! I'm glad you feel better, Linky!
Lincoln: Thanks, Leni! And by the way, you're still the coolest sister ever! Thanks for trying to make me feel better! *hugs Leni*
Leni: Anything for you, Linky! *hugs Lincoln back*
(The music ends and everybody starts applauding)
Luna: Goodnight, Gotham Royal York! Have a happy holidays! 😄😄
THE END
Another awesome fanfic complete.
This is a land version of the SpongeBob episode Suds and it was funny. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is a really cold chapter. Get ready as we skate into action against the crime siblings of cold Ice Kate and Kid Cold. We're going to have a cold time dealing with them and making them show that crime never pays.
See you all tomorrow.
