In the kitchen, Me and Nico were eating the most deadliest sandwich ever known to modern man. It was a 10-decker Chicken and Beef Sandwich topped with garlic sauce, Flatchup, Onions, Refried Beans and more. It was a sandwich called the Toxic Garlic Flatulator, a sandwich so lethal that not even the weakest of stomachs could handle its potency. Mordecai and Rigby told us about it and it was a lethal sandwich. Benson told us that he tried one and he couldn't stop farting for over a week. It must've been THAT lethal.

We finished eating the sandwiches.

Me: Ahh. Man those were delicious.

Nico: You said it. Now we wait.

Me: Yep.

We went to join everyone.

Batman: You know there are other Robot Chicken sketches featuring me, right?

Ground Man: We know. But we thought we would show you this one first.

Me: This is one of my favorites.

Nico: Mine too.

I pulled up the sketch and it was a good one.

[Scene: On a street, at Christmas time as snow falls with a Santa ringing a bell for charity in the background, three young boys sing a holiday favorite...]

Boys: (singing) Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg! The Batmobile lost its...

[One of the boys, Dougie, turns and bumps into someone... it's the Caped Crusader himself alongside his partner Robin.]

Dougie: Batman?

[Santa turns, sees the duo and flees in a panic]

Batman: Keep singing boys, we were learning a lot.

Robin: Yeah, I never knew Batman had an odor problem.

Batman: (he sniffs under his armpits) Hmm... weird, I don't smell anything. Do you Dougie?

[Batman grabs Dougie's head and stuffs the boy's face into his armpit. Dougie's muffled screams can be heard]

Batman: I can't hear you.

[Batman throws Dougie back to his friends]

Dougie: (starting to cry) I want my mommy!

Batman: Yeah, me too.

[Batman and Robin high-five at this, before Robin steps forward towards the now frightened boys]

Robin: I may be named after a bird, but that doesn't mean I'm dropping eggs.

[The Boy Wonder suddenly grabs Dougie's head and starts slamming it into his ass-cheeks]

Robin: You wanna check these for some eggs? Huh, you see any fucking eggs in there?!

[Robin lets Dougie go]

Boy: We gotta go! Run! Get out of here!

[The three boys start to run down the street]

Robin: They're getting away, Batman.

Batman: Not on my watch.

[Batman presses a button on his glove. Suddenly, as the three boys run for it the Batmobile (which certainly hasn't 'lost a wheel') arrives and runs them all over]

Batman: The rats are scattering.

Robin: (pulling out and swinging his Bolo Whip) Holy, these motherfuckers aren't going anywhere!

[Robin throws the Bolo Whip which wraps round one of the boys feet, tripping him up and causing him to land on his face, causing gruesome injuries.

Batman then throws a Batarang, which lodges itself firmly in Dougie's back causing him to fall. As the boy struggles for life, Batman walks over and throws a few more in his back and a final one in his head, finishing him off.

As the final boy climbs onto the kerb, Robin walks up]

Boy: (desperate) Sorry!

Robin: You can tell your dentist I'm sorry.

[Robin raises his leg and kerb-stomps the boy... and as he does, we cut to reality, as a music teacher is telling this story to one of the young boys in his class as his horrified classmates listen on]

Music Teacher ...and the police didn't even investigate the children's disappearance because Batman is above the law. But please Troy, keep singing your hilarious version of 'Jingle Bells' and fucking up my Christmas program. No? All right then, from the top.

We laughed hysterically.

Robin: All that over a Christmas song?!

Aylene: To be fair, it can be annoying sometimes.

Me: Well the Joker sang it and it was a stupid taunting song.

Nico: I remember that! That was crazy.

Lincoln: Yeah. But that song is silly and funny.

Me: Yeah. But it's very insulting to the great Batman and Robin.

Batman: I know.

Robin: It sure is.

Me: If the Joker comes back you can kill him and banish him to the Warp for making that song.

Nico: Yeah.

Robin: Good idea.

Starscream: I wonder where Batman and Robin hid the bodies of the children in that sketch. (everyone stares at him) What? I'm still a Decepticon, you know.

Me: That's true. But it was just a cartoon you know.

Nico: Yeah we know and Starscream is still a Decepticon yes. Violence is what they do still even under my leadership now that Megatron is dead.

Lincoln: Yeah.

RD Girl Jordan: That's true.

Me: Yep.

Batman: The scary part? I may have to do that to a villain eventually.

Jetfire: Just don't do it on kids, okay?

Batman: I won't.

Me: That's why he's only doing it on those that are lost souls like The Joker, Scarecrow and villains like that.

Nico: Yep.

Later we were getting ready for another awesome adventure.

Gluko: Where are we going this time?

Me: We're going to New York City again.

Nico: I love New York City.

Me: We all do. But the reason we're going there is to meet the iconic funny hero The Tick.

Lynn Sr.: The Tick!? He's one of the goofiest Heroes that I know!

Lincoln: You know him dad?

Lynn Sr.: I watched the show before you guys came and I was laughing my head off silly.

Kick Buttowski: Sounds like he is one funny hero. How he is as daring as me.

Me: He is funny!

FFAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTT!

Me: (Blushes) Oops! Pardon me!

Lincoln: WHEW! That was ripe!

Me: Sorry. That was that sandwich that me and Nico had.

Benson: You guys are gonna be farting for a week.

Me: I know.

Mr. Fizz, LaGrange, Leonard, The Wrecking Crew, Snake and Merman then appeared.

Fizz: (Spanish Accent) Can me, LaGrange, the Wrecking Crew, Snake, Leonard, and Merman go with you guys?

Me: You all sure can and I must warn you guys. Me and Nico ate a lethal sandwich that Mordecai and Rigby told us about called the Toxic Garlic Flatulator. It's a lethal 10-decker sandwich with the worst kinds of gas inducing foods ever known. So we're going to be really gassy.

FFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTT!

Me: Pardon me. See what I mean?

Leonard: We sure do!

Wrecker: WHEW! Man that is rank!

Snake: Dude! When you said it was that dangerous you weren't kidding.

Me: Yeah.

We were off to New York City.


NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK


We arrived in New York City and it was just as busy as ever.

Me: New York City. Such an awesome place.

Leni: I totes can't wait to start shopping here.

Me: I know Leni. This city has everything.

Nico: And they don't call it The City That Never Sleeps for nothing.

Lincoln: Yep.

Chompy Mage: Is that them?

We saw The Tick and Arthur fighting criminals at a local bank and they were beating the crap out of Arthur.

Me: Lets go help them out!

We went and jumped in.

Me: Hey robbers! Take a whiff of this!

I aimed my butt in their faces and let loose a deadly fart.

FFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT!

The fart was so toxic that it knocked out the robbers and Lori tied them up and Lynn, Lori and Lola were beating the living shit out of the robbers.

The Tick: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! Wow! It's an honor to meet you!

Me: Same here Tick.

Arthur: Thank you all so much for saving me.

Lucy Loud: Anytime Arthur.

Laney: Are you all right?

Arthur: I'll be all right.

Bulldozer: (growls at the robbers) Run. Make it interesting.

Nico: YEAH!

The robbers ran and Wonder Woman lassoed them with her lasso.

Sunset Shimmer touched them and saw into their pasts. She saw that they were stealing all that money to win the girls of their dreams.

Sunset Shimmer: You don't need to steal all that money to impress girls you like.

Then the robbers broke down crying.

Robber 1: (Crying) I'm SORRY!

Me: Wow! Those powers of yours are amazing Sunset. But it looks like these three will have all the time in the world to think about their crimes.

Rainbow Dash: In jail!

Nico: For the next 20 to 40 years.

We loaded the robbers into the Paddy Wagon and they were crying.

Tick: Thank you all so much for helping us.

Me: Anytime Tick. But it's an honor to meet the great heroes that make us split our sides.

Arthur: We do make people laugh with our adventures.

Nico: You sure do.

Toad Man: Is there somewhere where we can talk more?

The Tick: In my apartment. We can go there.

We went to his apartment and it was an average size apartment.

Me: Nice place.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: You guys are awesome at what you all do and you have to be one of the funniest heroes ever.

Tick: Thanks guys.

Snake: (to Arthur) Dude, why do you let people pick on you all the time?

Arthur: Well, I'm not really much of a fighter. But I'm good at other things.

Lynn: Well, we respect that. But maybe it's time that some of us teach you how to defend yourself.

Me: That's right. Being a superhero is dangerous work and we have been doing it for 5 years now. Even before we became Team Loud Phoenix Storm. But our three girls of the Trinity of Violence can get you ready and help you out.

Arthur: Really? Wow! Thank you guys.

Lola: No problem.

Lori: Lets get to it girls!

Tick: Arthur, if you told me you always had some trouble in battle, I would've been happy to train you.

Plant Man: Well, either way, he's getting the training he needs now.

Me: That's right. And he is doing much better now.

Lori, Lynn and Lola were really whipping him into shape and the sweat he had was coming out of him like Niagara Falls.

Gwen (TD): I don't think I've ever seen anyone sweat that much before.

Lincoln: Usually it's Lynn that sweats that much.

Lynn: True. But yeah.

Lori, Lynn and Lola got to work in helping Arthur. A montage played of them helping him and they were pushing through his workout like how Jillian Michaels does. They were really helping him all over with jumping jacks, running, lifting weights, punching bag, protein breaks and more.

Later after a painstaking workout, Arthur was better than ever before. He had bigger muscles and he lost his big gut and he looked like he was ready to take on the toughest bad guys.

Me: Wow! You look great Arthur!

Arthur: Thanks guys! I look awesome!

He did pushups with one finger.

Me: Whoa! He is ripped.

Nico: YEAH!

Merman: Are there any bad guys of yours that are active right now?

Tick: I have lots of bad guys and all of them are stupid!

Me: Looks like your enemies are now our enemies.

FFFAAAAAAAARRRRRTTTT!

Me: Oops! Pardon me.

Nico: We had a lethal sandwich that was loaded with stuff that makes you fart like bats out of Hell and it is not pretty.

Me: Yeah.

Tick: But there is one enemy we need your help with: The Lava Man.

He told us all about him.


The Lava Man is a nameless assassin from a race of lava men. He appears in one episode of The Tick animated series in its first season. He does not speak any lines of dialogue in the episode, so his motives have to be explained by other characters.

Despite having no speaking parts, he was voiced by Townsend Coleman.

Crime report

The Lava Man is first shown emerging to the surface of the Earth shortly after the arrival of the Mole King, who is drawn to the surface by the desire to court a supermodel named Mindy Moleford. The lava man sheds his overcoat and proceeds to silently and deliberately seek the Mole King. He attempts to kill the Mole King. His advisor tells the Tick that the lava people are a hostile race who wish to start a war between themselves and the mole people, and who planned to spark the tension by having their assassin commit regicide. The Tick incapacitates the assassin, and sends him to the mole guard force to be arrested, and that is the last that is ever heard about him.


We gasped.

Me: WHOA! Sounds like this guy is too hot to handle.

Nico: No kidding.

Laney: Yeah. Sounds like he would fry anything he touches.

Lana: Yeah.

Tick: He would.

Clayface: That Lava Man guy probably can't shapeshift like I can.

Me: I don't think he has that kind of power. But that would be something if he did.

Nico: That would be cool.

Lola: Or hot you mean.

FFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT!

Nico: Sorry.

Lola: You're excused Nico.

Leonard: Why can't you use your powers to cure you and Nico of your farting problem?

Me: Mordecai and Rigby said that this sandwich would cause uncontrollable flatulence.

Nico: We knew what we were getting ourselves into when we ate it.

Abby: Yeah we saw that the sandwich also had Flatchup in it.

Nico: Wasn't that the ketchup Fartor made?

Ty: Yeah it was.

Me: No wonder we have been really gassy.

Abby: Here's the stuff.

She handed us a bottle of Flatchup and we read the ingredients.

Me: Lets see. Broccoli, beans, cauliflower, Brussels Sprouts, prunes, bran extract, garlic, whoa! Lots of stuff in here! And it's all mostly roughage.

Nico: That is lethal ketchup! I can't believe Fartor made this.

Me: After this, I have a feeling I'm going to be sitting on the toilet for quite a long time.

Nico: Me too.

Me: Lets get going.

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT!

Me: Pardon me!

We went out to find the Lava Man.

Thundercracker: Me and Skywarp will look for Lava Man in the air.

Skywarp: (to me, Lori, Lynn, and Lola) Look, I know me and Thundercracker attempted to leave the team the other day. But... no hard feelings about that?

Lori: No hard feelings.

Lynn: Yeah we're cool.

Lola: Yep.

Me: That's good.

FFFAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRTTTTT!

Nico: Scuse me!

Skywarp and Thundercracker left and they came back 10 minutes later and they had news.

Skywarp: We found him! He's in Central Park!

Me: Lets get over there!

LaGrange: Tick, if you want, I can give you and Arthur a ride in my car.

Tick: Thank you LaGrange.

Me: Lets get moving.

Lincoln: Yeah!

Applejack: This is gonna be exciting!

We were off to Central Park!

We later arrived and we saw some trees on fire and we saw the Lava Man and he was burning the park all over.

We absorbed the fire.

Me: Hey you freak of Lava!

He saw us.

Me: Time for you to cool down!

I fired a wave of water at him and it hit him and cooled down his right arm. He screamed in pain as a huge cloud of steam came out of him and his arm turned to solid rock.

Me: WHOA! He's made of pure lava from the Earth's core!

His arm cracked and a new lava arm formed back.

Me: He's gonna be hard to beat.

Nico: But he is too hot to handle.

Vanitas, Skulker, Riddler, Comic Book Guy, Shiv and Katnappe then appeared.

Me: Vanitas, Skulker, Riddler, Comic Book Guy, Shiv and Katnappe.

Comic Book Guy: Looks like you guys are sweating as much as we are.

Me: No kidding and the steam coming off of this guy is big.

Nico: No kidding.

Vanitas: We also heard we have been farting up a storm.

Me: We sure have and it is rank.

Skulker: (to Nico) So, how long have you and J.D. been farting?

Nico: Ever since we ate those sandwiches!

Vanitas: That must've been disgusting.

Riddler: You two probably shouldn't have eaten those sandwiches.

Me: Well we were doing it as part of a dare. Eat it and go the longest without ripping one. Didn't work out one bit.

Nico: Yeah. Made us fart almost immediately.

Lincoln: And they are just as bad as Lori's farts.

Lori: I do not fart! It was my shoe!

We rolled our eyes.

?: You're gonna wish it was your shoes when I make you suffer with my pranks!

A figure came out and it was RUDE ELF from episode 33 of Dino Thunder!


Rude Elf is reindeer/Mistletoe/Santa themed monster created by Elsa's dream machine. He appears in the episode In Your Dreams.

Conner is consumed with dread on having to do early Christmas shopping with his mother, when he dreams of Rude Elf. Rude Elf is being chased by the Power Rangers on their Raptor Riders, when he summons the Triptoids as his little helpers. Rude Elf proves to be very powerful with his holiday magic, but when the other Rangers realize that Conner is still under Elsa's dream spell, they use their Dino Gem power to strengthen him. The Red Ranger uses this energy to become the Triassic Ranger and takes Rude Elf into the Christmas Triassic Dimension, where he destroys him. Rude Elf grows and captures the Mezodon Megazord in his bag of toys. Unfortunately for him, the Black Ranger comes riding in on the Brachiozord and uses his Brachio Staff to take him down long enough to free the Megazord. The Triceramax Megazord destroys Rude Elf, foiling Elsa's plan.


Connor McKnight: Rude Elf!

Rude Elf: Long time no see Red Ranger!

Me: I remember you! You were made by Elsa to destroy the rangers while Connor was asleep because of her.

Rude Elf: That's right. Good memory on you for a freak.

Me: Easy for you to say you repulsive freak. And another thing, Christmas ended last month last year.

Rude Elf: (to Eddy) Before we fight, here's a present from me. (gives Eddy present)

Eddy: Thanks!

But when Eddy opened the present, it was revealed to be a bomb.

KABOOM!

It exploded in Eddy's face!

Me: Man that gag is old.

Eddy: (Coughs) No kidding!

Eddy was covered in black soot.

Me; Hey Rude Elf, Sniff on this! Light me Nico!

Nico: Right!

FFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!

Nico lit my fart gas on fire and turned it into a deadly flamethrower and I burned Rude Elf all over the place.

Lincoln: YEAH!

?: But your time is about to run out.

A figure came out and it was Temple Fugate A.K.A. THE CLOCK KING!


The Clock King is a villain in Batman: The Animated Series, recreated for the show as Temple Fugate. His name is a reference on the Latin phrase tempus fugit, literally meaning ,"time flies".

Temple Fugate is the head of a time and motion study consulting company who is being sued for all its funds-he is more tense than usual because he has one appeal left-if he loses he's bankrupt. Fugate is an odd, lonely man obsessed with time and punctuality; His every waking moment is pre-planned, on a "to do" list broken down into a precise schedule. When urged by then-lawyer Hamilton Hill to take a coffee break at 3:15, later than usual, Fugate initially refuses, as he does not want to ruin his schedule. After reflection on Hill's words, Fugate takes the coffee break later. During the break, just when Fugate starts to relax, everything that could go wrong does, as Fugate loses documents and is late for his court appointment. As punishment for being late, the judge throws the case out, Fugate unjustly loses the case with no trial, and goes bankrupt. Fugate swears revenge on Hamilton Hill and later finds out that Hill's firm was the plaintiff for the court date Fugate was late for (though Hill apparently had nothing to do with that case). However, Fugate later claims that Hill's actual crime was making him LATE.

The Clock King

Seven years later, Fugate becomes the Clock King, using his keen knowledge of the element of time, he turns to a life of crime and revenge. Swearing revenge because he believed Hill had done it on purpose, Fugate returned seven years later, now going by the name "Clock King", causing havoc and running afoul of Batman. However, Fugate had prepared himself well for this by studying news footage of Batman and learning his every move, making him a worthy adversary of Batman. After nearly succeeding in trapping and killing Batman, Clock King kidnaps Mayor Hill and ties him to the hands of a giant clock on the 7th anniversary of his bankruptcy so the Mayor would have an appoiment with the Grim Reaper at 3:15. His first attempt to kill Mayor Hill ends in a climatic battle with Batman inside the wheels of a clock tower, which Fugate accidentally jams with his clock-hand-like sword. The machinery collapses, and Fugate disappears in the fray laughing insanely claiming there is always a way out. He is presumed dead, but Batman has his doubts, and is convinced that Fugate is still alive and it is only a matter of time before he strikes again.

Fugate eventually resurfaces unharmed, now armed with a device he uses to travel at near-light speed (stolen from a scientist named Dr. Wakati, for whom he works as a butler by the name "Harold"). This time, Fugate plants a bomb at Mayor Hill's dedication to the new court house, planning to blow it up and kill dozens of people. Batman and Robin, having learned Fugate's secret from Dr. Wakati, use a similar device to slow down the bomb's explosion while throwing it into the river. Fugate, his plans foiled, tries to escape, but Robin catches him and destroys the device, rendering him unable to flee. He is subsequently arrested and imprisoned in Stonegate Penitentiary.


Batman: Temple Fugate.

Me: A.K.A. The Clock King. Weren't you a prominent defense attorney that was driven by revenge to kill Mayor Hill for ruining your case?

Clock King: That's right J.D. my good man. You always were right on time for making those assessments.

Me: Read a lot of comics and watched TV and all that. But I find it very pathetic that you are driven by revenge because you lost one little case.

Nico: Wasn't that case thrown out?

Me: I think so but I don't know the full extent of the story.

Clock King: (to the Masters of Evil) You will pay for not even thinking of recruiting me!

Comic Book Guy: Considering how not dangerous your reputation is, can you blame us?

Me: They didn't recruit you because you are mentally unstable Temple!

Nico: Yeah and you turned to a life of crime and revenge just because you lost one little case. How pathetic.

Eli: You are a disgrace to all lawyers everywhere!

Me: Yeah! By the way how did you find us all the way here?

Clock King: This told me.

He pulled out a Number card and it was NUMBER 72: SHOGI ROOK!

We gasped in shock!

Eli: Number 72: Shogi Rook.

Jessie: That card's name is based on the Rook in Shogi.

Shikamaru: I like playing Shogi but this is such a drag.

Nico: Yeah but still a Number is a Number.

Me: Yep.

Vypra then appeared.

Vypra: Looks like you guys are busy and really sweating up a storm.

Me: And me and Nico are farting up the storm clouds to go with it.

FFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!

Me: Excuse me!

Nico: We had lethal sandwiches that Mordecai and Rigby told us about and they are ravaging our digestive tracts.

Vypra: Whoa I can see that. But I have the last member of the Bounty Hunter 5 for Numbuh 5 to face as her archenemy. And here she is now.

A woman dressed in a Darth Vader Style outfit came out and she took off her helmet and it was a woman with orange hair and blue eyes. It was PRINCESS MIRA OF THE ANDALUVIANS!


Princess Mira is an intergalactic bounty hunter and the former ruler of the Andaluvian nation. She made her only appearance in Episode XLIV: The Princess and the Bounty Hunters.

Her backstory is somewhat similar to Jack, though her goal strays from his. Princess Mira was once ruler of the Andaluvians, but when Aku enslaved her people, she became a bounty hunter. She garnered an impressive reputation for herself, though nobody reveals any exact details. Her ultimate goal was to claim Jack's bounty as a ransom for her people's liberty. In Episode XLIV, "The Princess and the Bounty Hunters," she met up with the bounty hunters Jujunga, I and Am, The Gentleman, and Boris. Jack was traveling through the snow regions at the time, and all of them sought to claim his bounty. Mira listened to each of the bounty hunters' plans to kill Jack, and pointed out their flaws in each one, finishing by denouncing all of them as powerless against the samurai. Boris attacked her in rage, but she easily defeated him, upon which she revealed her identity, and said that as strong as she was, Mira knew that she was incapable of defeating Jack. She told them of her plan, combining all of their intended strategies with a plan to ambush him in the snow, snatch his sword, and finish him off with Am's bombs. She promised that in exchange for their cooperation, she would pay them the sum of Jack's bounty plus tenfold. All of them agreed though Boris did so somewhat reluctantly. Mira sent Am to keep a lookout for Jack and supervised the remaining bounty hunters when they were digging for the trap, compelling Boris to continue by her mere presence. After they finished preparing, she whiled the time away by practicing iai slashes on water drops from a melting icicle. Soon, Am sent word to I that Jack was approaching, and when I passed on the news, they all fled to the trap. They waited for several tense minutes as Jack approached. When they sprung the trap, the fight ended in only a few seconds; Jack effortlessly defeated I, Jajunga, The Gentleman, and Am with a single sword slash each, and defeated Boris by catching and then throwing Am's bombs at him. Mira fell with identical ease, Jack using his sword to shatter hers, kicking her in the abdomen and destroying her helmet with a punch, sending her flying into a nearby tree trunk. Mira got up as Jack sheathed his sword, and she saw that the others were defeated. Discouraged but unwilling to give up, she drew her dagger and prepared to attack as Jack stood by impassively, his back to Mira. Ultimately, she knew that it was a futile effort; shedding bitter tears, she dropped the dagger and fell to her knees in defeat. Jack neither spoke nor looked at her, not even turning to face her again, as he continued his journey. After the past Aku's destruction, her kingdom was presumably spared from the oppression by Aku. However, how it affected her existence is unknown.

Abilities and equipment

Physical Power: Mira is lithe, agile, and has significant physical capabilities, allowing her to defeat the much larger and bulkier Boris easily.

Metal Suit: Mira wears a suit of metal armor over her entire body, which seems to offer significant protection against her enemies. Her helmet contains a speech modifier that significantly deepens her voice, allowing her to masquerade as a male if need be.

Tactical Skill: Mira is a skilled tactician, correctly knowing that she would not be able to defeat Jack on her own and coming up with a formidable plan to beat him. However, she ultimately made the same mistake that she pointed out to each of her fellow bounty hunters: underestimating Jack's capabilities.

Weapons: Mira is an expert swordsman and staff fighter. The sword that she carries resembles a bo staff when sheathed, allowing her access to both fighting styles. The material that composes the blade pales before the strength of Jack's sword, however. She also carries a dagger as a last resort.

Swordsmanship: Despite being easily bested by Jack, Mira is still an excellent swordsman, as she is able to repeatedly slice falling drops of water in half with her blade in a single motion.


Me: Princess Mira!

Princess Mira: Good to see you all again J.D.

Me: Same here. How have your people been ever since we killed Aku?

Princess Mira: We've all been doing great and much better than ever thanks to all of you.

Me: Glad we could help you all.

Shanan: You're one of the Andaluvians from what I recall.

Princess Mira: That's right.

Qin: What are the Andaluvians?

Shanan: One of the most powerful warrior races in the galaxy. They are a race of intergalactic bounty hunters that go after the toughest and most dangerous prey. Very powerful too. But they are friendly to everyone and fierce to their enemies.

Me: That's right Shanan and she and the rest of the Bounty Hunter 5 did a really amazing ambush trap on us during our journeys as the Brave 12.

Samurai Jack: I remember that. That was very well planned out.

Me: It sure was. And I commend you all for trying to get the drop on us like that.

Princess Mira: Thank you all kindly.

Me: You're welcome.

Shanan: Not only are the Andaluvians powerful warriors but they are also very skilled master tacticians. Their tactical skills put even the greatest of military strategists to shame.

Qin: That's amazing.

Nico: It sure is.

Princess Mira: Glad you all think so.

Me: Lets get it on shall we?

We powered up and went at them.


Battle 1: Aqua, Sora, Kairi, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, Star Swirl. Dan Kuso, Chaor, Gluko and Storm Shadow VS Skulker


Skulker was first.

Skulker: (to Aqua) Are you excited for the upcoming simulator adventure?

Aqua: You know I am Skulker and we're going to be taking on all of Organization XIII in 13 worlds.

Sora: It's gonna be an awesome and unforgettable adventure!

Kairi: Yeah it is! And we're going to show those evil monsters that if you mess with our universe we're going to mess with you.

Twilight Sparkle: You said it Kairi!

Princess Celestia: I always get a thrill out of all these adventures with you guys.

Star Swirl: So do it. It's one of the most fun things we do.

Skulker: It sure is. And I see you guys have Dan and the Brawlers helping you out.

Dan: We sure are. And we want to get some practice in like Twilight and all her friends did so we can get in on the action.

Chaor: That's gonna be fun.

Dan: And here's my Bakugan! DRAGONOID BURN!

In a massive vortex of Fire came TITANIUM DRAGONOID!

Drago: This is gonna be fun!

Skulker: So cool! Lets go!

Skulker went at them with his went at them.

Twilight Sparkle: Lets see how this will be for you! SKYLANDS ELEMENT STYLE NINJA ART: BLADES OF DARKNESS!

She formed the Dark Element Symbol and fired blades of crescent moons at Skulker.

Princess Celestia: How about these fires to brighten your day? SOLAR STYLE NINJA ART: FLAMES OF SOLAR FIRE!

Princess Celestia spread her wings and fired blasts of fire.

Star Swirl: Lets get it on! MAGIC STYLE NINJA ART: STARS OF JUSTICE!

Star Swirl fired waves of magic that formed into stars.

Dan: Ability Activate! (Card appears on his bracelet) DRAGON FORCE STRIKER!

Drago formed a bunch of red lenses and fired a massive focused beam of fire.

Dan: FIRESTORM STYLE NINJA ART: INCINERATION LASER BURST!

Dan fired a powerful focused laser of fire.

Chaor: Lets do it! FIRE DEMON STYLE NINJA ART: FIRE UNDERWORLD SHOT!

Chaor fired a blast of fire from his hand.

Aqua, Sora, Kairi, Gluko and Storm Shadow fired blasts of light and energy and water and the blasts all hit Skulker and exploded with incredible power!

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Skulker was knocked down in a powerful fiery explosion.

Aqua: YEAH!

Twilight Sparkle: That was so cool!

Star Swirl: Yeah it was! That was cool!

Dan: AWESOME!

Drago: That was just as fun as a brawl.


Battle 2: Tecna, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Granny Smith, Big Mac, Rockhoof, Runo, Vinta, Chompy Mage and Cynder VS The Riddler


Riddler was next.

Riddler: (to Tecna) Riddle me this: when do you think J.D. and Nico will stop farting?

Tecna: (British Accent) We honestly have no clue and human anatomy was never my strongsuit.

Applejack: But those sandwiches they ate are really messing up their insides.

Apple Bloom: They sure are and I would hate to see J.D. or Nico have to go to the bathroom in the middle of a fight and there isn't a bathroom anywhere here in Central Park.

Granny Smith: No kidding.

Big Mac: Nope.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) J.D. and Nico are tough laddies. They can weather it.

Runo: They sure can and they can get through it all like they did many times in the past.

Vinta: Yeah that's a fact.

Runo: And here's my Bakugan for the fight. TIGRERRA SHINE!

She threw a Bakugan and in a flash of rainbow light came Tigrerra!

Tigrerra: This is gonna be a fun time with us.

Riddler: So amazing! I can't wait for all of us to get Bakugan of our own. Lets do it!

Riddler went at them and they went at him.

Applejack: Lets round him up Pardners! THUNDERSTORM APPLE STYLE NINJA ART: FURIOUS LIGHTNING APPLE SHOWER!

Applejack fired a massive blast of lightning and it formed into lightning apples.

Apple Bloom: Lets do it! APPLE STYLE NINJA ART: FIRESTORM OF INFERNO APPLES!

Apple Bloom fired a massive blast of fire and it formed into fire apples.

Granny Smith: Lets see how you like this! APPLE STYLE NINJA ART: HURRICANE OF APPLES!

Granny Smith fired a massive blast of wind and it formed into wind apples.

Big Mac: APPLE STYLE NINJA ART: STAR APPLE SURPRISE!

Big Mac fired a wave of stars and it formed into stellar apples.

Rockhoof: Time for fun lads! VALKNUT STYLE NINJA ART: TRINITY OF THUNDER!

Rockhoof fired a massive blast of lightning and it formed into a Valknut of lightning.

Runo: ABILITY ACTIVATE! (A card appears on her bracelet) LIGHTNING TORNADO!

Blade Tigrerra fired a tornado of lightning.

Runo: LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: STREAMS OF PRIME LIGHT!

Runo fired a massive blast of rainbow light.

Vinta: DESERT STYLE NINJA ART: SANDSTORM ROCKSTORM!

Vinta fired a wave of sand and rocks.

Tecna fired a massive blast of energy and Chompy Mage fired waves of Chompy's and Cynder fired waves of black lightning. The blasts all hit Riddler and exploded with incredible power!

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Riddler was knocked down.

Tecna: All right!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great pardners!

Runo: That was so awesome!

Tigrerra: It sure was. We had a lot of fun with that.

Apple Bloom: Yeah we did!

Big Mac: Eeyup!


Battle 3: Spiderman, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Sassy Saddles, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Marucho, Kughar, Toad Man and Bounce Man VS Vanitas


Vanitas was next.

Vanitas: (to Spiderman) After the two battles we recently went through, Lava Man shouldn't be a challenge.

Spiderman: Nah, he will be a walk in the park compared to everything we went through.

Rarity: Indeed he will be.

Sweetie Belle: But we have to be ready for whatever he might through at us.

Sassy Saddles: (British Accent) That's right and he is a creature of pure lava so he will be tough to handle.

Mistmane: He sure will. But we can handle it.

Sable Spirit: You said it.

Marucho: And as an Aquos Brawler, Water is my element so we'll cool him down with no problem.

Kughar: We sure will.

Marucho: And here's my Bakugan for the party. PREYAS! SURGE!

In a vortex of water came Marucho's Bakugan, Preyas!

Preyas: Lets get this maelstrom party started!

Vanitas: So awesome! Lets get it on!

Vanitas went at them and they went at him.

Rarity: Lets show our rapture! DIAMOND STYLE NINJA ART: RAINBOW OF DIAMOND JEWELS!

Rarity fired a wave of rainbow energy and it formed into a stream of diamonds and jewels.

Sweetie Belle: Lets show some awesome fun! JEWEL STYLE NINJA ART: SAPPHIRE BLADE DANCE!

Sweetie Belle formed a sword of sapphire jewels and fired waves of blue energy.

Sassy Saddles: Lets do this! RUBY STYLE NINJA ART: FIREBALLS OF RUBY!

Sassy Saddles fired red fireballs.

Mistmane: Lets do it guys! EMERALD STYLE NINJA ART: LEAVES OF EMERALD!

Mistmane fired waves of emerald fire that formed into emerald leaves.

Sable Spirit: Lets see how you like this one! WULFENITE STYLE NINJA ART: FLAMES OF WULFENITE!

Sable Spirit fired waves of orange fire and it formed into Orange Crystal Flames.

Marucho: ABILITY ACTIVATE! BLUE SQUALL!

Preyas: Take this!

He fired a massive wave of blue water.

Marucho: WATER STYLE NINJA ART: TSUNAMI MAELSTROM OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE!

Maruchu formed a triangle and fired a massive blast of water and it formed into a wave of water.

Kughar: FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: INFERNO BREATH!

He fired a massive blast of water from his mouth.

Spiderman fired web blasts, Toad Man fired Acid Rain and Bounce Man fired bouncy balls.

The blasts all hit Vanitas and exploded!

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He was knocked down.

Spiderman: Another awesome victory by your friendly neighborhood Spiderman!

Rarity: Rapture, darling you've outdone yourself!

Sassy Saddles: We sure did!

Marucho: So awesome! This was awesome!


Battle 4: Whitney, Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Discord, Mage Meadowbrook, Julie, Ulfheddin, Wood Man and Plant Man VS Comic Book Guy


Comic Book Guy was next.

Comic Book Guy: (to Whitney) The Tick reminds me of both Batman and Spider Man.

Whitney: He kinda does doesn't he. But he was on back in the mid 1990's.

Fluttershy: On the way here, Lynn Sr. told us how funny he is and how he would always crack him up in his high school days.

Tree Hugger: He sure knows how to make people laugh with great auras dudes.

Discord: And I love a good laugh all the time and from what we heard he knows how to make people split. (Splits in two down the middle)

They laughed at what Discord did.

Comic Book Guy: That is very amusing.

Mage Meadowbrook: It sure is. But Discord always knows how to make us laugh.

Julie: He sure does. And he's really funny.

Ulfheddin: You said it Julie.

Julie: And here's my Bakugan. LETS SMASH GOREM!

In an upheaving part of the ground came HAMMER GOREM!

Gorem: Ready to Smash and Rock!

Julie: Yeah!

Comic Book Guy: Indeed we shall. Lets do it!

Comic Book Guy ran at them and they went at him.

Fluttershy: Time for some Wild Fun! JUNGLE STYLE NINJA ART: RHINOCEROS FLAME STAMPEDE!

Fluttershy fired a massive blast of green fire and it formed into a stampede of Rhinoceroses.

Tree Hugger: This will be far out dudes. SEVEN CHAKRAS STYLE NINJA ART: CHAKRAS OF LIFE BLAST!

Tree Hugger fired a wave of rainbow energy and it formed into the Seven Chakras.

Discord: Here is something I learned from Eris. GOLDEN APPLE CHAOS STYLE NINJA ART: SKUNK FLAMETHROWER!

He pulled out a golden apple and it turned into a skunk and he fired smelly stench fire from its butt.

Mage Meadowbrook: Lets do it! Laney taught me this one. CELTIC STYLE NINJA ART: TREE OF LIFE FIRESTORM!

Mage Meadowbrook fired a wave of green fire and it formed into the Celtic Tree of Life symbol.

Julie: ABILITY ACTIVATE! TAROS HAMMER!

Gorem smashed his hammer on the ground and sent a wave of earth at Comic Book Guy!

Julie: EARTH STYLE NINJA ART: CRYSTAL LAVA TSUNAMI!

Julie punched the ground and sent a wave of amethyst lava.

Ulfhedinn: TIGER STYLE NINJA ART: NORSE TIGER FIRE BLAST!

Ulfheddin fired a wave of blue fire and it formed into a deadly tiger.

Whitney, Wood Man and Plant Man fired a massive blast of plants and the blasts all hit Comic Book Guy and knocked him down in a powerful explosion!

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Comic Book Guy was knocked down.

Whitney: Far out!

Fluttershy: That was really fun!

Tree Hugger: It was far out dudes.

Julie: You said it! WHOO! This was awesome!


Battle 5: Lynn, Rainbow Dash, Lightning Dust, Spitfire, Scootaloo, Flash Magnus, Shun, Slurhk, Clayface and Sand Man VS Shiv


Shiv was next.

Shiv: (to Lynn) I'm glad you helped Arthur, Lynn. It really hurt that he lets so many people beat him up.

Lynn: Yeah I know that feeling myself. Before I became a sports star, I was walked on all the time. But I vowed back then that I wouldn't let anyone do that. And now I became a great athlete and a hero.

Rainbow Dash: And now she is an awesome star and a great friend.

Lightning Dust: Lynn has been through a lot both good and bad and she is great at what she does.

Lynn: Thanks guys.

Scootaloo: You're welcome.

Spitfire: But she should never let all that fame go to her head.

Flash Magnus: That's right. Fame has its ups and downs.

Shun: That's true. And it can be consuming.

Slurkh: That's right.

Shun: And here's my friend and awesome partner. FLY WITH THE STORM! STORM SKYRESS!

Shun summoned his Bakugan in a vortex of wind and tornadoes and it was STORM SKYRESS!

Storm Skyress: This is gonna take flight.

Shiv: Awesome! Lets get it on!

They went at him.

Rainbow Dash: Time for some awesome power of the Wonderbolts!

Spitfire: Lets do it!

Lightning Dust: Yeah!

Rainbow Dash, Lightning Dust, Spitfire, Scootaloo and Flash Magnus: WONDERBOLTS STYLE FORMATION ART: NACREOUS THUNDERSTORM MEGASTORM!

They spun in a Pentagon Formation and fired a Wave of Lightning that drew in Nacreous Clouds, the Rarest kind of Cloud ever known on Earth and it fired lightning blasts from above.

Slurkh: WIND STYLE NINJA ART: WINDS OF PERIM!

Slurkh fired wave blasts.

Shun: ABILITY ACTIVATE! DESTRUCTION METEOR STORM!

Storm Skyress fired waves of wind meteors from her wings.

Shun: WIND STYLE NINJA ART: WRATH OF WILMA!

Shun fired a massive blast of wind and it was equal in power to Hurricane Wilma from the 2005 Atlantic Hurricane Season.

Lynn fired waves of lava, Clayface fired globs of clay and Sandman fired sand blasts and the blasts all hit Shiv and knocked him down in a powerful explosion.

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Shiv was knocked down.

Lynn: YEAH! LYNNER LYNNER CHICKEN DINNER!

Rainbow Dash: YEAH! THAT WAS AWESOME!

Lynn: It sure was. But what are Nacreous Clouds?

Rainbow Dash: Here Lynn.

She pulled out a cloud book and showed her a picture of one and the info it had.


Polar stratospheric clouds (PSCs) are clouds in the winter polar stratosphere at altitudes of 15,000–25,000 m (49,000–82,000 ft). They are best observed during civil twilight, when the Sun is between 1 and 6 degrees below the horizon, as well as in winter and in more northerly latitudes. One main type of PSC is made up mostly of supercooled droplets of water and nitric acid and is implicated in the formation of ozone holes. The other main type consists only of ice crystals which are not harmful. This type of PSC is also referred to as nacreous or mother of pearl, due to its iridescence.


Lynn: WOW! And they form in the upper stratosphere. I didn't know clouds like these existed. That's so cool!

Lightning Dust: It sure is. And they are also one of the rarest kinds of clouds on the planet.

Lynn: Wow!


Battle 6: Starfire, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Somnambula, Alice, Junda, Thundercracker and Skywarp VS Katnappe


Katnappe was next.

Katnappe: (to Starfire) So, I take it you watched another Robot Chicken sketch?

Starfire: We most certainly did.

Pinkie Pie: And it was really, really, really, really, REALLY Funny!

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) But Batman and Robin didn't think so.

Marble Pie: Yeah they killed a bunch of kids because of a stupid Christmas Song version of themselves.

Katnappe: That Jingle Bells Batman Smells one? I know that song. It was made by the Joker.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) It was a crazy song and stupid too.

Alice Gehabich: It sure does.

Junda: Yeah but Batman and Robin don't deserve to be humiliated like that especially after everything dark that they went through.

Katnappe: That's true.

Alice Gehabich: And here's my Bakugan. BRING FORTH THE DARKNESS! ALPHA HYDRANOID!

In a vortex of darkness came ALPHA HYDRANOID!

Katnappe: So awesome!

Alpha Hydranoid: It's gonna be so fun!

Katnappe: Lets get it on!

They went at her.

Pinkie Pie: Lets make her a party to remember!

Marble Pie: Lets do it!

Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Marble Pie and Somnambula: EGYPT PARTY STYLE FORMATION ART: CONFETTI OF THE PHARAOHS!

They spun in a Square Formation and fired a massive blast of confetti and it formed into the pharaohs of Egypt and they went at her.

Alice: ABILITY ACTIVATE! DEATH TRIDENT!

Alpha Hydranoid fired a wave of darkness from all three of his mouths.

Alice: ECLIPSE STYLE NINJA ART: DARKNESS OF THE BLACK SUN!

Alice fired a wave of darkness fire.

Junda: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: FLAMES OF PERIM!

Junda fired a wave of dark energy that turned into dark fire.

Starfire, Skywarp and Thundercracker fired energy and laser blasts and they hit Katnappe and exploded!

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Katnappe was knocked out.

Starfire: Glorious!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!

Alice: That was so fun!

Starfire: It always is.


Battle 7: Dino Thunder Rangers, Lola, Megaforce Rangers, Lori, Sunset Shimmer, Cayenne, Wallflower, Pepperdance, Gusty the Great, Lena Isis and Dragon (Skunk Fu) VS Rude Elf


Rude Elf was next.

Connor McKnight: You will never plague our dreams again! Lets get him guys!

Lola: YEAH!

Dino Thunder Rangers and Lola: DINO THUNDER! POWER UP! HA!

Trent Fernandez: DRAGO POWER! WHITE RANGER!

The Dino Thunder Rangers transformed and they were ready.

Conner: "Tyranno Power! Red Ranger!"

Ethan: "Tricera Power! Blue Ranger!"

Kira: "Ptera Power! Yellow Ranger!"

Tommy: "Brachio Power! Black Ranger!"

Trent: "Drago Power! White Ranger!"

Lola: "Argentino Power! Pink Ranger!"

All: "Roar of Thunder! Power Rangers Dino Thunder!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for some action!

Lori: It's literally butt-kicking time! DINO THUNDER! POWER UP! HA!

Lori turned into the Velociraptor Dino Thunder Ranger!

Lori: "Veloci Power! Aqua Ranger!"

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A massive fiery explosion of Aqua Blue Fire went off behind her.

Troy Burrows: Lets show him double!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO THUNDER!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Dino Thunder Rangers as well.

Rude Elf: WHAT THE! TWO DINO THUNDER TEAMS!?

Lori: You literally better believe it!

Lena Isis: And you are in for a rough battle! PHOSPHOS, RELEASE THE MAELSTROM!

In a massive vortex of water came the 7-Headed Hydra monster PHOSPHOS!

Troy Burrows: So cool!

Lena Isis: It's time for me to shine as well.

Phosphos: Same here. This is gonna be cool.

Sunset Shimmer: Lets get this monster!

Cayenne: YEAH!

Sunset Shimmer, Cayenne, Wallflower, Pepperdance and Gusty the Great: SPICY FLAME STYLE FORMATION ART: FLAMES OF THE REAPER!

They spun in a pentagon formation and fired a massive blast of fire.

The rangers both put together the Z-REX CANNON!

Rangers: Z-REX CANNON!

They fired a massive energy blast.

Lena Isis: ABILITY ACTIVATE! GORGON VIPER!

Phosphos fired a wave of poison water.

Lena: OCEAN STYLE NINJA ART: BERMUDA TRIANGLE MAELSTROM!

Lena fired a massive wave of water.

Dragon (Skunk Fu): This is my first step to redemption. DRAGON STYLE NINJA ART: RAINBOW MAGIC FLAMESTORM!

Dragon flew into the air and used his magic and fired fireballs from his trails of rainbows he left as he flew.

The blasts all hit Rude Elf and he was sent flying and he landed on the ground and exploded in a massive fiery explosion!

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Rude Elf was dead!

They cheered.

Sunset Shimmer: In the words of Nico, Rude Elf, you have failed this universe!

Cayenne: Yeah he has!

Troy Burrows: Rangers, That's a Super Mega Win.

Tommy Oliver: It sure was.

Lola: That was so awesome!


Battle 8: Eli, RD Lincoln, RD Girl Jordan, Nunnally, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, Juniper Montage, Clover the Clever, Mira Fermin and RD Me VS Clock King.


Clock King & Number 72 was next.

Clock King: Why are the Royal Defenders siding with you?

Princess Luna: That's none of your business!

Snowdrop: Something you don't have time to wait for the answer to.

Eli: That's right. Just give us the Number Card and it will save you a whole mess of pain.

Clock King: You can take it over my dead body.

Nunnally: That can be arranged.

Starlight Glimmer: Lets rip this monster apart.

Trixie: The Great and Powerful Trixie will gladly take him down!

Juniper Montage: Yeah!

Mira: And meet my Bakugan! MAGMA WILDA! BURN WITH THE FURY OF A VOLCANO!

She summoned her Bakugan in pillar of Lava and it was MAGMA WILDA!

Magma Wilda: Time for me to smash you.

Princess Luna: Yeah! Time for action! MOONLIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: FLAMES OF THE NIGHT!

Princess Luna fired a massive wave of black fire.

Snowdrop: Time for this monster of time to cool down. ICE STYLE NINJA ART: FREEZING STORM OF KHIONE!

Snowdrop fired a massive wave of ice and snow.

Starlight Glimmer: The stars will not be kind to you! CONSTELLATION STYLE NINJA ART: MAELSTROM OF AQUARIUS!

The stars of the constellation of Aquarius the Water Bearer formed behind her and fired a massive wave of water.

Juniper Montage: Try this one on! JUNIPER STYLE NINJA ART: BERRY BOMB BARRAGE!

Juniper Montage fired a massive barrage of juniper berries.

Clover: You need time to chill out! CLOVER ICE STYLE NINJA ART: FREEZE OF THE CLOVER!

Clover fired a massive wave of ice and clovers.

Mira: ABILITY ACTIVATE! GALLOWS PUNCH!

Magma Wilda smashed the ground and sent a wave of Earth.

Mira: EARTH STYLE NINJA ART: VOLCANIC LAVA PUNCH BARRAGE!

Mira fired fists of lava.

RD Me: I saved the Royal Defenders from themselves for your information! NEBULA STYLE NINJA ART: TRIFID STORM STRIKE!

The Trifid Nebula in the Constellation of Sagittarius the Archer appeared behind him and he fired waves of lightning.

RD Girl Jordan: Unlike myself here in this universe I have sun powers. SOLAR STYLE NINJA ART: FLAMES OF APOLLO!

RD Girl Jordan fired waves of solar fire.

RD Lincoln: And I have Strong Elemental Powers! INFERNO STYLE NINJA ART: FURIOUS FLAMES OF HELL!

RD Lincoln fired a massive wave of fire.

Eli and Nunnally fired a massive blast of fire and the blasts all hit Number 72 and defeated him and knocked out The Clock King.

Laney then appeared and wrapped him in a straitjacket.

Laney: You need a nice long stay in the Saturn Insane Asylum's Arkham Asylum section.

RD Lincoln: You got that right. I think you are a great sister for your family Laney.

Laney: Thanks Lincoln. That means a lot to me.

Eli got Number 72.

Eli: Another Number caught.

Nunnally: Yeah.


Warmup: Numbuh 5 VS Princess Mira


Numbuh 5 was facing Princess Mira in a warmup battle.

Numbuh 5: This is gonna be really fun. Numbuh 5 is always up for a fight.

Princess Mira: I can tell. It's gonna be awesome having you as my archenemy.

Numbuh 5: I know.

Numbuh 5 had a samurai sword ready and they went at each other and clashed brutally with incredible ferocity and sparks were flying everywhere with each clash of their swords. Numbuh 5 then pulled out a Bo Staff and Princess Mira had her Bo Staff ready and they clashed powerfully as well. They were really going at it and more. Equal in terms of power. The whole thing lasted for 20 minutes before they were tired.

Numbuh 5: (Panting)

Princess Mira: (Panting) Wow. No one has ever matched me this long before.

Numbuh 5: I know. We're both equal in strength and skill. I am honored to have you as my archenemy.

Princess Mira: Me too Abigail. Me too.


We regrouped and we were facing the Lava Man.

Me: You need to chill.

Orion: Time to cool this guy off!

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Animal Supersquad!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Maskman Rangers!

Me: Lets cool this guy down!

Hydro Man and Demyx appeared.

Demyx: Lets get him!

Hydro Man: Lets do it!

We went at him and fired powerful blasts of water and ice and they hit him all over and steam was really coming off of him like mad.

Luna: Take this! METAL STYLE NINJA ART: KINGDOM OF PRUSSIA!

Luna fired a wave of metal and it formed into the armies of the Kingdom of Prussia and they slashed and cut the Lava Man all over.

Maria: It's gonna take more than metal to get him. WATER STYLE NINJA ART: PARROT FISH!

Maria fired a massive wave of water and it formed into a school of Parrot Fire.

Girl Jordan: Try this too! SOLAR STYLE NINJA ART: TEMPLE OF THE SUN!

Girl Jordan formed the Temple of The Sun in her hands and fired a beam of light from it.

Oceanus Shenron: Time for a bath! OCEAN STYLE NINJA ART: DORUDON POD!

Oceanus fired a wave of water and it formed into a pod of Dorudon.

Marucho: This will hurt. WATER STYLE NINJA ART: WATER WHIP TSUNAMI!

Marucho formed a whip of water and a massive wave of water erupted out of the ground when he hit it.

Zap: (Gurgling Voice) Lets get him!

Chill: (Russian Accent) Lets do it comrades.

Water Skylanders: WATER STYLE NINJA ART: GREAT FLOOD OF ATLANTIS!

They fired a massive wave of water.

Hunter: (German Accent) Take this one! MARSH STYLE NINJA ART: MARINE SPINOSAURUS!

Hunter fired a wave of swamp water and it formed into a Marine Spinosaurus from 112 million years ago.

Syd Chang: This is gonna be fun! WATER STYLE NINJA ART: NAIADS!

Syd fired a massive wave of water and it formed into the Water Nymphs of Greek Myth, The Naiads.

Laney: And this too! CELTIC STYLE NINJA ART: CRAFTWORLD ELDAR!

Laney fired a wave of green energy and it formed into the Craftsworld Ship.

The blasts all hit Lava Man all over and exploded in a huge splash of epic power.

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Starscream: Lets show some teamwork!

Ground Man: Lets do it!

Starscream used the Decepticon Cyber Planet Key and his Laser Cannons popped out from under his arms and Ground Man used the Earth Cyber Planet Key and it enhanced his Earth Powers 100-fold.

Jetfire used the Autobot Cyber Planet Key and he had his back cannon pop out and Aylene used the Earth Cyber Planet Key and it enhanced her fire powers 100-fold.

Starscream and Ground Man: NAIL GROUND BLAST!

Starscream fired an energy blast and Ground Man fired waves of Earth.

Jetfire and Aylene: PYRO ENERGY FIRESTORM!

Jetfire and Aylene fired waves of energy and fire.

Tick: Time for you to feel the Hammer of Justice!

Me: And that hammer is Water!

I fired a massive blast of water and cooled down the Lava Man.

The Tick, Arthur, Lincoln, RD Lincoln and Girl Jordan: MAELSTROM OF JUSTICE!

They fired a massive blast of water and it slammed into the Lava Man and he was turned into Solid Rock!

Me: He's solid rock now. Just to be sure.

I used my magic to make sure he never returns.

Me: And he will be going to jail.

Laney: Along with the Clock King.

Me: Good.

I beamed the Lava Man to the Uranus Prison and the Clock King to the Arkham Asylum Section in the Saturn Insane Asylum.

Tick: This was awesome!

Everyone cheered wildly for all of us. Even the Tick.

Me: You're welcome everyone!

Katnappe: It was great meeting you, Tick.

Tick: The pleasure was all mine, ma'am.

Shiv: What do you guys say we eat somehwere to celebrate?

Me: Good idea and I know just the place.

We went to Grim and Nergal's Pizzeria.

We were having an awesome smoked sausage and cheddar pizza. Shaggy and Scooby were having a Pretzel and Whipped Cream Pizza with chocolate sauce on it.

Me: Still the same Shaggy and Scooby that I remember.

Nico: Yep.

Tick: (To the viewers) Be careful when playing with fire and messing with lava men. They are dangerous and you will get burned.

Me: Yep you will.

Lincoln: Good advice.

RD Me: Yep. (To the Royal Defenders) So how does it feel to be on the road to redemption?

RD Lincoln: It's awesome and I know words can't atone us for everything we did. But we can redeem ourselves.

RD Me: That's right and I will gladly help you all be forgiven for everything.

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Me: Oops. Scuse me.

We laughed.


Later in the early morning hours, I was asleep. It was 2:21 AM and I was having an interesting dream. I was flying over the site of where the Tree of Harmony is at and I went into a cave and saw the restored Tree of Harmony and I went behind it and saw a seed.

Me: A seed?

But then an astral image of Twilight Sparkle appeared to me.

Me: Twilight?

Astral Twilight: J.D. you have been chosen to give all of Equestria and your World a gift. This seed is the Seed of Grand Harmony. It can be planted in Ponyville and the way for it to grow is to sing it a song from your heart. You can make the world of Equestria and Earth a grand and better place.

I was confused.

Me: A Grand Tree of Harmony?

Astral Twilight: Yes. It's the supreme Tree of Harmony and it's 10,000 times more powerful than the original tree of Harmony. Plant the seed at Sunrise and sing the song and you will see.

Me: I understand.

I woke up and it was nearly the crack of dawn at 5:20 in the morning.

Me: (In my head) Another message. But this time from Twilight. I better get over there.

I went to Equestria where my dream told me to go and I went into a cave that lead to underneath Celestia and Luna's old castle and I saw the Tree of Harmony.

Me: Wow. So this is the Tree of Harmony. Wow. Its power is amazing.

I went behind it and saw the Seed of Grand Harmony.

Me: The Seed of Grand Harmony. Just like Twilight said. I know just where to put it.

I picked it up and took it to Ponyville and I went to the top of a beautiful hill not far from Twilight's Castle and School. At sunrise, I put the seed on the hill and I stood back.

Me: Okay here we go.

I sang Within Temptation's The Last Dance as the sun was rising.

Me: (Singing Divinely)

She sang for you last night, she heard you were calling
Drowning in tears a thousand times
Your spirit was floating, your spirit was searching
On a cloud of dreams

A moon beam shines bright in the city of angels
Guiding the dreamers back to life
And they'll do the same every tomorrow
Till the pain subsides

Don't be scared now
Close your eyes
She holds guard tonight
Go forward
No remorse
Life will take its course

She danced with you last night so you will remember
All you have shared, a lifetime
The angels were watching and death will be waiting
Until the time is right

Don't be scared now
Close your eyes
She holds guard tonight
Go on forward
No remorse
Life will take its course
Hold on to memories
See what lies ahead
Life will go on and we are one
With every step you take

Suddenly the ground rumbled and then the seed sprouted and exploded in growth and a massive crystal trunk surging with magic grew fast and it was unbelievable! It grew fast that it was unbelievable! It had all the symbols of the 12 Elements of Harmony on the trunk: Honesty, Generosity, Loyalty, Laughter, Kindness, Justice, Valor, Empathy, Hope, Humility, Forgiveness and Magic. It grew Rainbow Leaves of every color and had fruit of every color on it and it was amazing! The tree was 2,000 feet tall and it dwarfed every building in Ponyville and Canterlot and it was just as tall as the Estate. When it was done, bells rang and angels were heard singing. The tree was breathtaking and extremely beautiful.

Me: WHOA! What a beautiful tree! I didn't know it would grow so tall and huge! But how is this possible?

Twilight's spirit then appeared again.

Spirit Twilight: Because of you J.D.

Me: Because of me?

Spirit Twilight: The spirit of all harmony lives on because of you and your selflessness in giving the Tree of Harmony new life in the form of the Supreme Grand Tree of Harmony. You now have the power to spread friendship everywhere through your gracious gift and whenever you need Solace, you can always come here. Your friendship with everyone you know all over the universe and everyone on Earth and in Equestria will be preserved for many generations to come.

Spirit Twilight vanished and the tree grew an amazing new treehouse and it was more beautiful than all of the Kids Next Door treehouses combined.

Me: Wow.

Twilight Sparkle and her friends all appeared and so did all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Twilight Sparkle: We felt an incredibly massive burst of magic from the Estate!

Nico: Yeah and its power was amazing!

Twilight Sparkle: Are you all right J.D.?

Me: Don't worry Twilight, I'm fine.

Twilight Sparkle gasped as she saw the huge tree.

Twilight Sparkle: Where did this come from?

Me: A spirit version of yourself showed it to me in a dream and I followed your spirit self's instructions on how to plant it and this grew. It's called the Supreme Grand Tree of Harmony and it's the ultimate tree of the 12 Elements of Harmony.

Trixie: Wow!

Nico: This tree was made by you and a dream? Amazing!

Laney: Wow! It's beautiful!

Lola: I didn't you did this.

Me: The friendship in my heart towards all of you is stronger than what you all think. Because of my deeds with all of you and all the planets and people we all brought together, we are all strong in terms of friendship and bonds than you originally thought.

Twilight Sparkle: That's right J.D. and the tree has always been good at surprises.

Me: It sure has.

Twilight Sparkle: When Star Swirl planted the Tree Seed, he didn't know what it would grow into let alone give new seeds.

Me: And I found one of those seeds in a dream and followed the instructions your spirit self gave me. But now the Elements of Harmony are all with us in every way because we fight for everyone and help save them from our enemies.

Twilight Sparkle: That's right.

Nico: Wow.

Me: And together we can make a difference in the world and the universe. Always and forever.

RD Lincoln: That's right!

Lincoln: YEAH!

Everyone cheered wildly.

Things just got a whole lot better for all of us.

THE END


Another fanfiction complete.

The Tick has been a really funny hero show that I remember from my childhood and it was really funny! The next Number Card is gonna be Number 45: Crumble Logos the Prophet of Demolition and that one is gonna be in the hands of Batman 2039's insane enemy MAD STAN! Get ready for an explosive battle with him. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas. Thanks guys. Next up is an awesome adventure into the world of the popular trading card game Magic The Gathering and we're going to help the planeswalker Nahiri get her revenge and justice on the evil Sorin Markov and we're going to make that immortal scumbag pay for everything he did to her.

See you all tomorrow.