Mulan - IN MEMORY OF PAT MORITA


In the middle of the city at 5:00 AM, Agnes Skinner walked out.

Agnes Skinner was walking until she saw a figure in the shadows. But she was able to recognize it.

Agnes Skinner: Great. What the Hell do you want? (gets no response) Come to yell at me again for supposedly being cruel to my son? Say something!

The next thing Agnes Skinner knew, she got punched several times before being thrown to the ground. The figure then reveals itself to be... me?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?

"Me": (smirks evilly) Consider that a warning. Next time, I won't be so nice! (walks away)

Uh oh.

Agnes was on the ground in a heap in a lot of pain and she was enraged!

Later we were having breakfast and watching TV. Nico came in and he was really tired.

Maria: (sees Nico tired) You okay, Nico. You look tired.

Nico: I know. But I don't know why I'm so sleepy all of a sudden.

Eddy: Maybe it's because you were thinking about Organization XIII all of a sudden. And who can blame you?

Me: Yeah.

Nico: Maybe.

Me: (In my head) It's the Digimon Emperor. He caused Nico to do something. Clix's predictions are coming true. He attacked Agnes Skinner. I know it.

Later we were continuing to watch TV when suddenly Agnes Skinner came in and she was seeing red!

Agnes Skinner: YOU!

I saw her all beaten up!

Me: HOLY SHIT! Agnes what the hell happened to you!?

Varie: Yeah you look like you got trampled by a stampede of wild rhinoceroses!

Agnes: IT WAS BECAUSE OF (Points to me) HIM!

Me: ME!? What the hell did I do!?

Agnes Skinner: (to me) IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A JOKE?!

Me: What the Hell are you talking about?!

Agnes Skinner: Don't play dumb with me! Last night, you attacked me and said that next time, you won't be so nice!

Zuko: Okay. As funny as it is for you to get beaten up like that, we don't know what you're talking about. J.D.'s been here all night!

Me: Yeah!

BLAM!

She whacked me in the head with her cane!

Me: OW!

She was waking me all over and beating the living shit out of me with it!

BLAM! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!

May grabbed Agnes' cane.

May: (to Agnes Skinner) Look, all of us want you to get your just desserts for mistreating your son. But we also want to actually be there to punish you! We can't take credit for a beating we didn't even cause.

WHACK!

Agnes whacked May in the head with her cane.

Agnes: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!

She continued whacking me and really beating me.

In the car of Tom Lair and Sheila Castille, they were having donuts.

Tom Lair: So far things have been quiet.

Sheila: Yep.

Tom Lair: How are things going with you and Eric, Sheila?

Sheila: It's amazing. Eric is amazing.

Tom Lair: I'm happy for you.

Radio: All units we have a domestic disturbance at Team Loud Phoenix Storm estate, please respond.

Tom Lair: Roger Control this is K19 we're on our way.

They went to the estate and came in and they saw Agnes beating me up and grabbed her.

Tom Lair: Agnes Skinner what is wrong with you!

Sheila: You're under arrest for assault and battery!

Agnes: ME!? Under Arrest!? You should be arresting (Points to me) him! He beat ME up!

Acid Storm: (to Tom and Sheila) Tom. Sheila. Take Skinner's mom into custody.

Sheila: You want us to lock her up in one of the space prisons?

Skinner: No. Just the jail in Gotham Royal York. At least until we find out who really beat her up.

Agnes Skinner: (mockingly): Aw. So you do still care about me!

Skinner: (glares at her) We're not doing this for you. We're doing this to clear J.D.'s name.

Agnes: Shut up Seymour!

Me: (Stupid talk) Mommy can you make me some chocolate and tomato cookies?

Varie: Get that old prune out of here.

Tom Lair: With pleasure.

Skinner: You've gone too far Mother! You need to be put in an insane asylum!

Sheila: She'll get the best treatment available.

They took Agnes away and Laney looked at her suspiciously.

Varie was healing me.

Me: OW! Man for someone in her 90's she sure is strong.

Laney: No kidding.

May: Yeah.

Skinner: I don't know what has gotten into mother. But she has really crossed the line this time.

Eli: Yeah.

Me: This is gonna sound weird but I didn't beat up Skinner's mom. It was Nico disguised as me that did it.

Dan Kuso: Wait. You're saying that Nico was the one who beat up Skinner's mom while disguised as you?

Me: I know it sounds crazy. But-

Marucho: Let's not go pointing fingers at one another. We need to get more solid proof before we come to a conclusion.

Bluestreak: (to me) Marucho's right. I know you and Eli have powers to prove what really happened. But this time, we should be smart about this.

Me: I know but I'm not kidding around. But it wasn't Nico's fault. It's the Digimon Emperor. He's back.

Eli: The Force told us so himself.

May: He's dead. He's not back.

Eli: We're not kidding May. He's back and he's inside Nico.

Me: Eli lets not point fingers until we have proof.

Eli: Okay.

Gantu: Well, with that out of the way, we're heading to China next.

Me: Yep we're going to the world of Mulan from 1998 and we're going to see Mulan and help her face the ruthless Hun, Shan Yu.

Eli: This is gonna be so cool!

Lori: It sure will be.

Qin: It's gonna be so cool to see my ancestor again!

Mushu: It sure will be cool as well.

Lincoln: Yeah!

Me: We're going back to the Han Dynasty over 2000 years ago. Mulan is one of the bravest women in all of China's history. She is a true hero.

Laney: Yes she is,

Me: And we're also going to kill Shan Yu.

Nicole Knudson: This is gonna be awesome.

Me: It sure is. Mulan is one of my favorite movies.

Lincoln: Mine too.

Raven Branwen, Ghost, Man Boy, Dark Spicer, Eris and Blizzard appeared.

Eris: Can me, Raven, Ghost, Man Boy, Dark, and Blizzard tag along?

Me: You all sure can.

Lincoln: This is gonna be so awesome!

Lola: Mulan is one of my favorite Disney Movies of all time.

Sora: It'll be so cool to be back in China.

Me: Yep.

Ghost: Yeah.

Man Boy saw my bandages.

Man Boy: Whoa man! What happened to you J.D.!?

Me: Skinner's mom that's who. She beat the living shit out of me with her cane because she thought I beat her up when in actuality I didn't. Ouch.

Princess Luna: That woman seriously has problems.

Snowdrop: She sure does.

Me: Yep. Lets get ready and head to Han Dynasty China.

We got in the Simulator and we were off on Part two of our adventure.


[First lines, a Chinese painting of the Great Wall of China is slowly painted across the screen. The words Walt Disney Pictures present and then Mulan and the dragon symbol appear. The painting becomes animated, and a Chinese soldier walks around his post. Suddenly, a bird of prey hits the back of his head.]

Soldier: Ah! [The hawk lets out a call. The soldier walks over to the edge of the wall. A hook comes flying up, followed by many more. Running back to his post] We're under attack! Light the signal!

[The door opens, revealing a couple of Huns. The soldier climbs up the ladder.]

Soldier: [lighting the signal with a torch, while staring at the Hun leader; other signals go on all the way along the Great Wall] Now all of China knows you're here.

They were facing the Ruthless Hun, SHAN YU!


Shan Yu (sometimes spelled Shan-Yu) is the main antagonist of Disney's 36th full-length animated feature film Mulan.

He is the mysterious chieftain of the Huns and a ruthless warlord who is determined to invade and conquer China because he believes that the Chinese emperor built the Great Wall as both an insult and a challenge. He is the arch-nemesis of Fa Mulan.

As a violent warlord, Shan Yu leads his horde of Huns to invade, savoring when China knows he is there. He is the reason that Mulan joined the Imperial army in her father's place and also the reason of Mulan getting nearly executed by the orders of Chi-Fu upon discovering her true gender. He also has the falcon named Hayabusa as his pet, and the Elite Hun Soldiers as his main henchmen. He also uses Hayabusa as a messenger and spy.

In the 1998 animated film, he was voiced by the late Miguel Ferrer, who later played Vice President Rodriguez in Iron Man 3, Big Boss in Rio 2, and Deathstroke in Teen Titans: The Judas Contract. In Kingdom Hearts II, he was voiced by Corey Burton, who also played Captain James Hook in the same game, Count Dooku in The Clone Wars, Onus in Treasure Planet, Malware in Ben 10: Omniverse, Jones in Tarzan, and Quint in the Disney animated series Timon & Pumbaa.

Mulan

In the film's opening scene, Shan Yu scales the Great Wall of China and leads the Huns in an invasion of China, setting the tone for the rest of the film. When one of the Chinese guards of the Great Wall revealed that he lit the torches and that the Emperor will soon know of Shan Yu's presence in an attempt to intimidate him, Shan Yu's only response was to burn one of the Imperial flags on the torch in front of him before giving a satisfied "perfect", revealing that the Emperor receiving the message of Shan Yu and the Huns' invasion was precisely what he had intended to accomplish.

Later on, Shan Yu destroyed yet another village and exposed two spies sent by the Emperor. He ordered them to pass a message to the Emperor telling to send his best men for battle. Before the two were able to leave, he had his head archer murder one.

Later, while waiting for the Emperor's armies, Shan Yu's pet falcon named Hayabusa acquired a doll from a village in the Tung Shao Pass. After close examination of the doll and traces on it by his five main men, Shan Yu deduces that the Imperial Army is waiting for them. Though one of his archers suggested that they simply avoid the soldiers and continue heading towards the Imperial City, Shan Yu insisted on confronting the Imperial army, as the quickest way to the Emperor was through the pass, before adding "And besides, the little girl will be missing her doll. We should return it to her." with an extremely manipulative and murderous grin.

Shan Yu and the Huns ambushed General Li's army, so they fought against the Emperor's best troops, including the General, and ultimately won the battle, setting the village on fire on the process. The Huns only suffered minimal casualties, leaving hundreds of troops intact. Unfortunately, only the aftermath was seen in the film. None of the known survivors were discovered by Li Shang's troops. As they headed for the Imperial City, the Hun army noticed them and sneaked up a mountain in the Tung Shao Pass, preparing their fiery arrows. When Mushu accidentally fires a cannon causing their position given away to him and his army, the Huns attacked, casting flaming arrows from the mountains to disintegrate their ammunition.

Shan-Yu then led his entire army to wipe out Li Shang's small battalion. Mulan, however, took control of Li Shang's last cannon, aiming it for a nearby mountain.

This maneuver triggered an avalanche that wipes out almost all of Shan-Yu's army and encases Shan Yu in a thick blanket of snow. At first, it seems like a complete victory, thanks to Mulan. However, it is not so. Following the avalanche and the departure of Li Shang's troops, Haybusa screeched the all-clear and Shan Yu rose from the snow, shaken and infuriated at the loss of his army. A loud yell of anger is all it takes for Mulan to realize that there is still a chance for the Huns; Shan Yu's falcon and five of his best troops had survived the assault. Since the Imperial army are unaware that Shan Yu is alive at this point, he and his troops are able to infiltrate Imperial City, though Mulan chooses to pursue them to warn Shang.

While his troops hid within a Chinese lion at the Imperial celebration, Shan Yu lies in wait on top of the roof of the Emperor's palace. At the right moment, Shan Yu's falcon retrieves his sword and his troops sprung into action, locking up the palace and kidnapping the Emperor. As Shan Yu threatens the Emperor to bow to him, Mulan, Li Shang, Yao, Chien-Pao and Ling infiltrate the palace in an attempt to rescue the Emperor, the latter three being in drag (as a disguise). Mulan, Yao, Chien-Po and Ling defeat Shan Yu's men and his pet falcon is fried by Mushu.

After securing the Emperor, in an attempt to distract Shan Yu from Shang (whom he was about to slaughter), Mulan reveals that it was she who destroyed his army. Pursuing her throughout the palace and onto the roof, Shan Yu's attempts to kill Mulan backfire when Mulan initiates a plan of her own.

Immobilizing the Hun leader by pinning his cape to the roof with his own sword, Mushu aims a large rocket at him. Releasing the rocket, Mushu, Mulan and Crik-ee escape from the roof as it hits Shan Yu at great speed and propels him through the air into a fireworks tower, resulting in a huge colorful explosion that (albeit off-screen) blows him to smithereens. Mulan is then awarded Shan Yu's sword for her success of ridding China of the Huns forever.

House of Mouse

Shan Yu appeared as minor guest character in the House of Mouse, he made cameos in several episodes of the series. He also makes a possible cameo appearance in Mickey's House of Villains, but he does not take part in the takeover.

Kingdom Hearts II

Shan Yu appears in Kingdom Hearts II as one of the first Disney Villains that Sora and company can fight in the game. He appears in the Land of Dragons, a world based on Mulan. The game follows much of the film's storyline, except for the fact that instead of having an army of Huns, he could summon an army of Heartless. He traps Sora and Mulan in a cave full of Heartless, while he destroys the Imperial Army's village.

When Sora, Mulan, Donald and Goofy, along with the Imperial army, appear at the summit, the scene plays like a similar mountain scene in the film. He then makes his way into the Emperor's castle, but is stopped by Sora, Mulan and the others. He fights them, using dark energy to enhance his abilities and working alongside his attack falcon, Hayabusa, and a swarm of Heartless. He tends to favor the Rapid Thruster Heartless, creating an army of them to attack Sora and friends on the mountain pass (in the movie it was his Hun army that attacked the heroes on the pass).

During the boss battle, he will send three Nightwalker Heartless to try and take down the door. This swarm of Heartless is resurrected when Sora fights a mysterious cloaked man that is later revealed as Riku on the same pass. He is ultimately slain by Sora. Shan Yu was unassociated with Maleficent or Organization XIII, making his role in the game equivalent to that of Clayton from the first game.

The Kingdom Keepers

Shan Yu also appears as "Shan-Yu" in The Kingdom Keepers, where he challenges Finn Whitman and finding that Finn can turn from human to pure light tries to kill him as well as his friend Charlene.

Mulan (2020)

A character named Bori Khan is based on Shan Yu. He is set to appear in the 2020 remake as one of the main antagonists and has been described as a "Rouran warrior that seeks to avenge his father's death." He will be portrayed by Jason Scott Lee, who has also played Caine 607 in Soldier and Whitey in Back to the Future Part II.


Shan Yu: [picking up a flag and toasting it in the signal fire] Perfect.

[The Chinese General and two soldiers walk into the Emperor's chamber and bow.]

General: Your Majesty, the Huns have crossed our Northern Border.

Chi Fu: Impossible! No one can get through the Great Wall! [He is silenced with a raised hand from the Emperor]

General: Shan Yu is leading them. We'll set up defenses around your palace immediately.

Emperor: No! [Standing up] Send your troops to protect my people! Chi Fu!

Chi Fu: Yes, your Highness.

Emperor: Deliver conscription notices throughout all the provinces. Call up reserves, and as many new recruits as possible.

General: Forgive me, your Majesty, but I believe my troops can stop him.

Emperor: I won't take any chances, General. A single grain of rice can tip the scale; one man may be the difference between victory and defeat.

It was gonna be a dangerous and epic adventure.


We arrived in China back in the Han Dynasty in 160 B.C.

Me: Here we are guys. Han Dynasty China, 160 B.C.

Nico: Over 2,000 years ago.

Lisa Loud: 2,161 years ago to be precise.

Lincoln: That's a long time ago.

J.D. 3: Feels like I was here yesterday. Lots of amazing history here.

Qin: It sure is. This is amazing.

Naruto: So amazing.

Mulan: [Using chopsticks to balance a grain of rice] "Quiet and demure. Graceful. Polite. Delicate. Refined. Poised. [she picks up a paintbrush and makes a mark on her arm] Punctual." [A rooster crows] Ai-yah! [Blowing on her arm] Little brother! Little brother! Lit- [she glances down at a sleeping dog on the floor] Ah! There you are. [The dog wakes up] Who's the smartest doggy in the world? Come on, smart boy. Can you help me with my chores today?

[She ties a sack of chicken feed to his back, complete with a pole and a bone attached. Little Brother immediately chases the bone, running promptly into a wall and then out the door, scattering grain everywhere.]

Fa Zhou: [praying] Honorable ancestors, please help Mulan impress the matchmaker today. [Little Brother, followed by a herd of chickens, bursts into the family temple.] Please. Please help her.

[Mulan steps up to the temple seeing Little Brother on his hind legs trying to get the bone. Mulan bends the stick down so that Little Brother can reach the bone. Little Brother gnaws on the bone happily. Mulan continues toward the temple.]

Mulan: Father, I brought your... Whoa! [Fa Zhou bangs into Fa Zhou, he catches the tea pot on his cane while the cups hit the ground and shatter]

Fa Zhou: Mulan.

Mulan: I brought a spare. [Mulan pulls out a cup from underneath the back of her dress and begins to pour the tea.]

Fa Zhou: Mulan.

Mulan: Remember, the doctor said three cups of tea in the morning...

Fa Zhou: Mulan.

Mulan: ...and three at night.

Fa Zhou: Mulan, you should already be in town. We're counting on you to...

Mulan: ...uphold the family honor. Don't worry, Father. I won't let you down. Wish me luck.

Fa Zhou: Hurry! I'm going to... pray some more.

In town

Woman #1: Fa Li, is your daughter here yet? The Matchmaker is not a patient woman.

Fa Li: Of all the days to be late. I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck.

Granny Fa: How lucky can they be? They're dead. Besides, I've got all the luck we'll need. [Holds up a wicker cage with a cricket inside.] This is your chance to prove yourself. [She closes her eyes and steps off the sidewalk.]

Fa Li: Grandma, no!

[Granny Fa walks across the street; vehicles came crashing, but she emerges unharmed] (chickens cluckin)

Granny Fa: Yep, this cricket's a lucky one! [Fa Li sighs.]

Mulan comes riding up on Khan, and hops off.

She saw us.

Mulan: Hey guys!

Me: Hey Mulan!

We hugged.

Jewel Man: It's nice to meet you, Mulan.

Mulan: You guys know me before but some of you I haven't met. It's an honor to meet you Eli.

Eli: It's an honor.

Me: It feels like it was over 2,000 years since we saw you last.

Sora: Yeah feels like that.

Kairi: It sure feels like it.

Mulan: It sure does.

Qin: How have you been ancestor?

Mulan: Doing great Qin.

Nico: It's so cool being here in China in the Han Dynasty.

Qin: It sure is. As long as it's not like the Dragon Emperor's dynasty.

Lincoln: Yeah that was nuts.

Linka: Yeah.

Fa Zhou: Well this is a surprise.

We saw Mulan's father Fa Zhou.

Me: Master Zhou. It's an honor to meet you.

Fa Zhou: So you are the famous J.D. Knudson I heard so much about.

Me: (Chinese Bow) I sure am. It's an honor to meet you. We apologize for coming on short notice but we are dear friends of Mulan and she is like family to us.

Fa Zhou: I see. Thank you all for looking after my daughter.

Me: You are welcome Master Zhou.

Eli: We are honored to have Mulan with us.

Fa Zhou: Indeed. Mulan has to get ready now.

Me: For what?

Mulan: I'm here. [looks at her mother] What? But, Mama, I had to...

Fa Li: None of your excuses. Now, let's get you cleaned up.

Beginning of "Honor To Us All"

Woman #1: [singing] This is what you give me to work with? Well, honey, I've seen worse. We're going to turn this sow's ear Into a silk purse.

Mulan: It's freezing.

Fa Li: It would've been warm, if you were here on time.

Woman #1: [singing] We'll have you, washed and dried Primped and polished till you glow with pride Just my recipe for instant bride You'll bring honor to us all.

Fa Li: Mulan, what's this?

Mulan: Uh ... notes ... in case I forget something.

Granny Fa: Hold this. [Hands Crickee to Fa Li] We're going to need more luck than I thought.

Woman #2: [singing] Wait and see, when we're through

Woman #3: [singing] Boys will gladly go to war for you

Woman #2: [singing] With good fortune

Woman #3: [speaking] And a great hairdo

Both: [singing] You'll bring honor to us all.

Chorus: [singing] A girl can bring her family Great honor in one way By striking a good match And this might be the day

Woman #4: [speaking] Men want girls with good taste

Woman #5: [speaking] Calm

Fa Li: [speaking] Obedient

Woman #5: [singing] Who work fast-paced

Fa Li: [singing] With good breeding

Woman #5: [singing] And a tiny waist

All: [singing] You'll bring honor to us all.

Chorus: We all must serve our Emperor Who guards us from the Huns A man by bearing arms A girl by bearing sons

Woman #6: [singing] When we're through, You can't fail Like a lotus blossom, soft and pale How could any fellow say, "No sale"? You'll bring honor to us all!

Fa Li: There, you're ready.

Granny Fa: Not yet. An apple for serenity. A pendant for balance. [singing] Beads of jade for beauty You must proudly show it Now, add a cricket, just for luck, [Granny Fa places the cage with the cricket under the upper layer of Mulan's skirt] And even you can't blow it

Mulan: [singing] Ancestors, hear my plea, Please don't let me make a fool of me And to not uproot my family tree Keep my father standing tall. Scarier than the Undertaker, We are meeting our matchmaker!

Chorus: [singing] Destiny, guard our girls, Help our future as it fast unfurls Please look kindly on these cultured pearls Each a perfect porcelain doll ...

Chorus: [singing] Please bring honor to us Please bring honor to us Please bring honor to us Please bring honor to us Please bring honor to us all!

Lori: Why do they care about honor?

Me: For centuries China has been very adamant about honor and glory. It's been part of their culture and traditions for over 12,000 years.

Laney: Wow. That is amazing.

Sora: Never even knew about that.

Goofy: Gawrsh, me neither.

Donald: Yeah.

Kairi: Same here. That is amazing.

Riku: Very interesting.

Eli: That's amazing.

Nico: It sure is.

Qin: Yep. And it's part of my heritage.

May: I think that's so cool.

Matchmaker: "Fa Mulan."

Mulan: Present.

Matchmaker: Speaking without permission.

Mulan: Oops. [They go inside]

Granny Fa: [to Fa Li] Who spit in her bean curd?

Me: I just don't think this is right. No one should ever pick the person they want to spend their lives with for them. Love never works that way.

Lincoln: I agree.

Laney: Same here.

Lori: That is literally wrong.

Me: Yeah. I've always been a very anti-arranged marriage guy. This has always been part of China's traditions for centuries. But I've always been against it.

We watched through the window.

Matchmaker: Huh. Hmm. Mmm. Too skinny. Hmph! Not good for bearing sons.

[Crickee hops out of his cage, Mulan frantically tries to put him back in.]

Matchmaker: Recite the Final Admonition.

Mulan: Mmm-hmm-hmm. [muffled chirping] [pulls out a paper fan and spits Crickee out]

Matchmaker: Well?

Mulan: Fulfill your duties, calmly and... [glances down at the crib notes written on her arm, which are smeared slightly] respectfully. Um, reflect before you snack... Act! This shall bring you honor and glory. [She fans herself, the matchmaker grabs the fan and searches it for cheat notes. Finding none, she grabs Mulan by the arm (where the notes are!) and pulls her toward a table. The writing comes off in her hand.]

Matchmaker: Hmm. This way. Now, pour the tea. To please your future in-laws, you must demonstrate a sense of dignity... [she rubs her hand over her mouth, and the ink rubs off with a squeak] ...and refinement. You must also be poised. [Mulan, staring at the Matchmaker, pours the tea but misses the cup, then regains her composure and quickly fills the teacup.]

[Mulan notices Crickee relaxing happily in the tea. The Matchmaker takes the teacup.]

Mulan: Um, pardon me.

Matchmaker: And silent! [sniffs] Ahhh.

Mulan: Could I just take that back? One moment. [She grabs for the cup]

[The Matchmaker fights for the teacup, and they both fall back, the tea spilling all over the Matchmaker. Crickee hops down her dress.]

Matchmaker: Why, you clumsy... Whoo Whoo! Aaah! Whoo! Aaah! [fire sizzling] [She trips over the fire-pot, spilling the coals and then sitting on them, the bottom of her dress smoking. Mulan desperately fans the burned spot, and it bursts into flames. The matchmaker runs around shrieking.]

Eli: I didn't bring a single marshmallow.

Me: Me neither.

We laughed

[Outside]

SFX: loud crash

Granny Fa: [To Fa Li] I think it's going well, don't you?

[The matchmaker runs outside, shrieking.]

Matchmaker: Put it out! Put it out! Put it out! [Mulan throws tea over her, putting out the fire. Embarrassed, she hands the teapot to the Matchmaker and quickly walks toward Fa Li and Granny Fa with Crickee hopping back into his cage.]

Matchmaker: [panting furiously] You are a disgrace! You may look like a bride, but you will never bring your family honor!

[People start to walk away, whispering.]

Eli: Hey you old bat eat this!

Eli mooned her!

And I walked up to her and double slapped her face and honked her nose 5 times. And then I bit her nose off with a sickening crunch!

Me: No more matchmaking for you, you old crone!

We walked away and went to Mulan.

At the Fa farm

[Mulan is greeted with a warm smile by her father, but, humiliated, she turns away and takes Khan to the stable.]

Beginning of "Reflection"

Mulan: [singing] Look at me ... I will never pass for a perfect bride Or a perfect daughter Can it be? I'm not meant to play this part? Now I see That if I were truly to be myself I would break my family's heart. Who is that girl I see Staring straight back at me Why is my reflection someone I don't know Somehow I cannot hide Who I am, though I've tried When will my reflection show Who I am inside? When will my reflection show Who I am, inside?

We hugged and comforted her.

Me: It's all right Mulan. Don't listen to that old crow.

Lincoln: Yeah she doesn't have any idea what she's talking about.

Lana: That's right.

Lola: Yeah!

Eli: And as for you, you cricket what were you thinking?!

Me: Eli he's just a little cricket. He meant no harm.

*Cricket explains.*

Me: I don't understand.

Fluttershy: He said he was sorry and just was curious about everything.

Me: Oh.

Eli: Just to warn you Cricket, curiosity killed the cat.

Nico: Yeah.

Fa Zhou: My, my, what beautiful blossoms we have this year. But look, this one's late. I bet when it blooms, it will be the most beautiful of all.

Drums sound

Mulan: What is it?

[Imperial soldiers and Chi Fu come riding over a hill.]

Fa Li: Mulan, stay inside.

Granny Fa: Ahem. [points toward a low roof. Mulan runs over to it and peers over the roof]

Chi Fu: Citizens! I bring a proclamation from the Imperial City! The Huns have invaded China! By order of the Emperor, one man from every family must serve in the Imperial Army. [Reading from list] The Hsiao Family! The Yi Family!

Son: I will serve the Emperor in my father's place.

Chi Fu: The Fa Family!

Mulan: No!

[Her father walks over to Chi Fu.]

Fa Zhou: I am ready to serve the Emperor.

Mulan: Father, you can't go!

Fa Zhou: Mulan!

Mulan: [To Chi Fu] Please, sir, my father has already fought for-

Chi Fu: Silence! You will do well to teach your daughter to hold her tongue in a man's presence.

Me: Hey!

I walked up to Chi Fu!

Me: You stay away from her you fucking old crow of dishonor!

Chi Fu: How dare you!?

Me: Shut your fucking trap! Let me tell you something that my 3rd self learned from Leonidas I of Sparta.

I had my keyblade pointed at his chest.

J.D. 3: For countless generations you have sent innocent people to die, you've insulted a woman that is the bravest woman of all and I have known her for over 2,000 years and you spit on her image and not you are planning to send a man that is past his prime into war against a Ruthless Hun that can bath in his blood as a drink. I know people like you scumbag. Perhaps you should've chosen someone different instead of my friend Zhou Fa.

Chi Fu: You're insane!

Me: No you are insane. You are a fucked up traitor to your people. In the words of King Leonidas: THIS IS SPARTA!

I punched him in the face and sent him crashing into a well.

CRASH!

Nico: Nice one. He brought all that on himself.

Lincoln: Yeah I've always hated that clod.

J.D. 3: Me too. He has always been a fucked up jerk.

Laney: Yeah.

In Fa Zhou's bedroom

[Fa Zhou yanks open his closet, revealing a suit of Chinese armor, and unsheaths a sword. Mulan watches. He practices techniques, but his leg gives out and he falls against a pillar, panting.]

[At dinner]

Me: Zhou you can't go. I'm just looking out for you.

Zhou: I know J.D. and I appreciate it. But I must.

Me: No it's suicide for your age. You'll be walking into your death. Let us and Mulan fight in your place.

Eli: I'll fight.

Lana: We all will.

Me: I will too.

Sora: Same here.

Me: And we're going with her.

Nico: That's right!

Mulan pours the tea, then sets her cup down with a bang.

Mulan: You shouldn't have to go!

Fa Li: Mulan!

Mulan: There are plenty of young men to fight for China!

Fa Zhou: It is an honor to protect my country and my family.

Mulan: So you'll die for honor.

Fa Zhou: I will die doing what's right.

Mulan: But if you ...

Fa Zhou: I know my place. It is time you learned yours.

Me: No Zhou, this is for your own safety.

[Mulan stares at her father for a moment, then runs outside crying. Mulan is sitting in a statue of a dragon, crying. It is raining. We came out and comforted her. Through the window of her house, she can see her mother and father talking. Fa Zhou picks up the candle and blows it out. Mulan thinks for a minute, then makes her decision.]

Me: Lets do it.

[Mulan walks into the Family Temple and lights a stick, placing it in a hanging statue of a small dragon. She runs into her parent's room, taking the scroll and leaving her hair comb. Taking her father's sword, she cuts her hair short and puts on her father's armor. Going out to the stable, she mounts Khan and sets off for the army.]

Me: Lets go!

We were off with Mulan!

Me: Sorry about this Zhou. But this is for your own good.

[The eyes of a statue in the temple flash, and Granny Fa wakes up.]

Granny Fa: Mulan is gone!

Fa Zhou: What? It can't be ... [He runs outside] Mulan! No ...

Fa Li: You must go after her. She could be killed.

Fa Zhou: If I reveal her, she will be.

Granny Fa: Ancestors, hear our prayer. Watch over Mulan.

[In the Family Temple, the characters on a tombstone light up, and they turn into the Great Ancestor.]

Great Ancestor: [To the small hanging dragon statue] Mushu, awaken.

[The statue shakes and smokes.]

Mushu: I live! So, tell me, what mortal needs my protection, Great Ancestor. You just say the word, and I'm there.

Great Ancestor: Mushu ...

Mushu: And lemme say something, anyone who's foolish enough to threaten our family, vengeance will be mine! Grr ... arrgh ...

Great Ancestor: Mushu! These are the family guardians. They ...

Mushu: Protect the family.

Great Ancestor: And you, O Demoted One ...

Mushu: I ring the gong.

Great Ancestor: That's right. Now, wake up the Ancestors ...

Mushu: One family reunion coming right up. Okay, people, people, look alive! Let's go, c'mon, get up! Let's move it! Rise and shine! Y'all way past the beauty sleep thing.

Ancestor #1: I knew it, I knew it. That Mulan was a troublemaker from the start.

Ancestor #2: Don't look at me, she gets it from your side of the family!

Ancestor #3: She's just trying to help her father!

Ancestor #4: But if she's discovered, Fa Zhou will be forever shamed. Dishonor will come to the family. Traditional values will disintegrate!

Ancestor #5: Not to mention they'll lose the farm!

Ancestor #1: My children never caused such trouble; they all became acupuncturists!

Ancestor #2: Well, we can't all be acupuncturists!

Ancestor #6: No! Your great-granddaughter had to be a cross-dresser!

[The Ancestors start to argue]

Ancestor #7: Let a guardian bring her back!

Ancestor #2: Yes! Awaken the most cunning!

Ancestor #4: No! The swiftest!

Ancestor #8: No, send the wisest!

Great Ancestor: Silence! We will send the most powerful of all.

Mushu: [laughs] Okay, okay, I get the Jif. I'll go. [The ancestors laugh at him] Well, y'all don't think I can do it! Watch this here! [Blows a tiny flame] Ah-hah! Jump back, I'm pretty hot. But I don't have to singe nobody to prove no point.

Great Ancestor: You had your chance to protect the Fa Family.

Ancestor #6: Your misguidance led Fa Thang to disaster!

Fa Thang: Yeah, thanks a lot.

Mushu: And your point is?

Great Ancestor: The point is, we will be sending a real dragon to retrieve Mulan.

Mushu: What? What? I'm a real dragon!

Great Ancestor: You're not even worthy of this thought! Now, awaken the Great Stone Dragon!

Mushu: So you'll get back to me on the job thing. [He is hit in the face with his gong.]

Mushu: Just one chance. Is that too much to ask? I mean, it's not like it'll kill you. [To the dragon statue] Yo, Rocky, wake up! You gotta go fetch Mulan! C'mon, boy! Go get her! Go on! C'mon! [He climbs up on the statue, dragging the gong.] Grr ... arrgh. Grr. Hello? Helloooo? Hello! [He hits the ear of the dragon with the gong, and it falls off. Suddenly, the entire statue falls apart.] Uh-oh ...

Mushu: Uh ... Stoney? Stoney ... Oh, man, they're gonna kill me!

Great Ancestor: Great Stone Dragon! Have you awakened?

Mushu: [Holding up the head of the Great Stone Dragon] Uh, yes, I just woke up! Um, I am the Great Stone Dragon! Good morning! I will go forth and fetch Mulan! Did- did I mention that I am the Great Stone Dragon?

Great Ancestor: Go! The fate of the Fa family rests in your claws.

Mushu: Don't even worry about it. I will not lose face. [He loses his balance and tumbles down the hill, the dragon head landing on top of him.] Ow, ah, my elbow. Oh, oh, I know I twisted something. [He lifts the head off.] That's just great, now what? I'm doomed, and all because Ms. Man decided to take a little drag show on the road.

Crickee: Chirp.

Mushu: Go get her! What's the matter with you? After this Great Stone Humptey Dumptey mess, I'd have to bring her home with a medal to get back in the Temple! Waitaminute! That's it! I make Mulan a war hero, and they'll be begging me to come back to work! That's the master plan! Oh, you've done it now, man.

Crickee: Chirp.

Mushu: [running] And what makes you think you're coming?

Crickee: Chirp.

Mushu: You're lucky? Do I look like a sucker to you?

Crickee: Chirp.

Mushu: What do you mean, a loser? What if I pop one of your antennae of and throw it across the yard, then who's the loser, you or me?

Crickee: Chirp.

[Mushu chases him out of the yard and down the road.]

The Hun army comes to a stop by a marsh. Two Chinese soldiers are dragged out of a tree and thrown before Shan Yu.

Hun: Imperial Scouts.

Soldier #1: Shan Yu!

Shan Yu: Nice work, gentlemen. You've found the Hun army.

[Laughter]

Soldier #2: The Emperor will stop you.

Shan Yu: Stop me! He invited me. By building his wall, he challenged my strength. Well, I'm here to play his game. Go! Tell your Emperor to send his strongest armies. I'm ready.

[The two soldiers scurry off, one after the other.]

Shan Yu: How many men does it take to deliver a message?

Sheshou: One.

Fade to black.

Mulan: Okay. Okay, how about this: [in a deep voice] Excuse me, where do I sign in? Ah, I see you have a sword. I have one, too. They're very manly, and tough. [She fumbles with the sword, dropping it on the ground.]

Khan rolls with laughter, and is hit by a shoe.

Mulan: I'm working on it! Oh, who am I fooling. It'd take a miracle to get me into the army.

Me: We'll get you in Mulan. But we have to keep a low profile and I promise we'll be there for you. But we have to hit the Huns with everything we got when they attack.

Lincoln: Who are the Huns anyway?

Me: They are a ruthless group of warriors that terrorized all of Europe and Asia for centuries. Thousands of people died because of them. Men, Woman, Children, they didn't give a flying fuck about who lived or died. They are just that ruthless. And that's why I made it my code to never kill children.

Mulan: That is a very honorable code.

Mushu: [covered in smoke, and surrounded by fire, all Mulan can see is his giant shadow.] Did I hear someone ask for a miracle! Lemme hear ya say, "Aaah!"

Mulan: Aughhh!

Mushu: That's close enough!

Mulan: A ghost!

Me: Whoa!

Mushu: Get ready, Mulan, your serpentine salvation is at hand, for I have been sent by your ancestors to guide you through your masquerade! [He glances down at Crickee, who is making finger-shadows of a dragon's head, and kicks him.] C'mon, you're gonna stay, you're gonna work with me. [To Mulan] So heed my words, cause if the army finds out you're a girl, the penalty is death.

Mulan: Who are you?

Mushu: Who am I? Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu.

Mulan stares at the tiny dragon for a moment.

Me: Oh Mushu you always are funny.

Mushu: Ah, I'm pretty hot, huh? [Immediately Khan steps all over him, but Mulan stops Khan.]

Mulan: My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?

Mushu: Hey, dragon, dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue-thing.

Me: Uh you did just now.

Mulan: You're ... um ...

Mushu: Intimidating? All inspiring?

Mulan: Tiny!

Mushu: Of course! I am travel-sized, for your convenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright. [Khan tries to chomp him.] Down, Bessy. My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor. [Mulan slaps him] Ow! Alright! That's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis-

Mulan: [covers Mushu's mouth] Stop! I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. I've never done this before.

Mushu: Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't you slap me no more. You clear on that? [Mulan nods]. Alright. Okey-dokey! Let's get this show on the road! Crickee, get the bags! [To Khan] Let's move it heifer!

At the Moo-Shung Camp

Mushu: Okay, this is it! Time to show them your man-walk. Shoulders back, chest high, feet apart, head up, and strut! Two three, break that bone, two, three, and work it!

Mushu: [They pass men trimming their toenails and picking their noses] Beautiful, isn't it.

Mulan: They're disgusting.

Mushu: No, they're men. And you're gonna have to act just like them, so pay attention.

Me: And if Chi Fu tries anything he will die

Eli: Or meet a fate worse than death.

Me: That works.

Recruit: Look! This tattoo will protect me from harm!

Yao: Hmmm ... [punches the recruit]

Ling: [laughing] I hope you can get your money back!

Mulan: I don't think I can do this ...

Mushu: It's all attitude! Be tough, like this guy here!

Yao: [spits] What are you looking at?

Eli: Just a staring contest.

Yao: Then bring it!

*They did a staring contest.*

A man saw me and looked at me.

Me: What are you looking at weirdo?

Lana and Lola: Yeah weirdo!

Man 1: You should learn to mind your own business.

Me: Why do you have something to hide fuckeyes?

The man grabbed me by my shirt.

Man 1: Maybe your ears don't work so well.

I grabbed him by his hand and crushed it.

Me: Too bad my nose works fine.

I punched him in the face and knocked out some teeth.

Me: (Blows on fist)

Mushu: Punch him. It's how men say hello. [Mulan punches Yao; he slams into Chien Po.]

Chien Po: Oh, Yao! You've made a friend!

Mushu: Good. Now slap him on the behind. They like that. [Mulan slaps Yao.]

Yao: Woo hoo ... I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy.

Chien Po: [picks up Yao] Yao, relax and chant with me.

Yao: Eerrrrrgh ...

Chien Po: nanuami tofu dah ...

Yao: nonuamitofudah.

Chien Po: Feel better?

Me: Try this one.

I punched a man and sent him crashing into a post.

Yao: Yeah. Ah, you ain't worth my time. Chicken boy.

Mushu: Chicken boy!? Say that to my face, you limp noodle!

Yao: Rrraaaaghhh! [Grabs Mulan and punches; she ducks and he punches Ling three times.] Oh, sorry Ling. Hey! [reaches down to catch Mulan from crawling away]

Ling: You're dead! [kicks him into Chien Po, then attacks with a flying side kick. They start fighting, with Chien Po swiping to get them off. Mulan scrambles away.]

Ling: Hey! There he goes! [They chase Mulan through a tent, and the Gang of Three stop abruptly at the end of the food line. Chien Po knocks everyone over, like dominoes, and finally the pot overturns. Everyone gets up and advances on Mulan.]

I punched Ling and Lincoln fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted him.

Lola bit Ling and he screamed in agony and Lynn kicked Yao in the face.

Leni and Becky hit them with their sandals.

SMACK SMACK!

I punched Yao and Lynn lifted up a bunch of men and threw them all over.

Lori turn turn them into human pretzels and they were hurting in pain.

Luan throw piers with wasabi in them.

They got into their eyes and burned them.

Lana spurt hot sauce in their mouths.

It was Ghost Chili hot sauce and they ran around screaming like little girls with fire coming out of their mouths and Sora was laughing.

Me: Nice one.

Nico: Yeah!

Lola: I'M MORE THAN JUST A PRETTY FACE!

Lola bit Ling in the nose and he screamed in pain.

Luna: ROCK AND ROLL CHINA!

Sam: YEAH!

Lisa Loud: Darcy get back!

Lisa threw a chemical bomb at one of the soldiers and it hit him and exploded.

KKRAAAAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

The explosion blew him and a bunch of soldiers away.

Mulan: Hey, guys ...

Inside the Captain's Tent

General: The Huns have struck here, here, and here. I will take the main troops up to the Tung Chow Pass and stop Shan Yu before he destroys this village.

Chi Fu: Excellent strategy, sir! I do love surprises.

General: [To Li Shang] You will stay and train the new recruits. When Chi Fu believes you're ready, you will join us ... Captain.

Shang: Captain?

Chi Fu: Oh! This is an enormous responsibility, General! Perhaps a soldier with more experience?

General: Number one in his class, extensive knowledge of training techniques ... an impressive military linuage ... I believe Lee Shang will do an excellent job.

Shang: Oh I will! I won't let you down! This is... I mean... Yes sir.

General: Very good, then. We'll toast China's victory at the Imperial City. I'll expect a full report in three weeks.

Chi Fu: And believe me, I won't leave anything out.

Shang: Captain Lee Shang. Leader of China's finest troops. No, the greatest troops of all time. [They step outside.]

Chi Fu: Most impressive.

General: Good luck, Captain! Yah! [He rides off, followed by two lines of soldiers on horses.]

Shang: Good luck ... Father.

Chi Fu: Day one.

Shang: Soldiers!

Soldiers separate, revealing a cowering Mulan

Soldiers: He started it!

Me: Captain Li Shang.

Shang: J.D. Knudson.

We hugged.

Me: It's good to see you again after 2,000 years captain.

Shang: Same here. I take it you and all your team came to help us.

Me: We sure did. It's a long story guys.

Ling: Wow! That's J.D. Knudson!?

Dark Spicer (salutes): Captain Shang. It's an honor to be here, sir.

Shang: Pleasure to meet you all. Eli and J.D. it's great to see you again.

Me: Same to you Shang.

Eli: Things have become very different since we were here last time.

Laney: They sure have.

Lincoln: Yeah.

Nico: We came to help you all kill Shan Yu.

Shang: I'm glad you all did. Are these your friends?

Me: Our forces have expanded a lot ever since Nicole and Lincoln and the Shinobi came.

We introduced ourselves.

Shang: It's an honor to meet you all.

Me: Same here.

Shang: [to Mulan] I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp.

Mulan: Sorry ... [in a deep voice] I mean, sorry you had to say that. But you know what it is when you get those manly urges ... just gotta kill something. Fix things ... a cook outdoors ...

Shang: What's your name?

Mulan: Uh...um...uh...

Chi Fu: Your commanding officer just asked you a question!

Me: Shut up you old prune.

Chi Fu: YOU AGAIN!?

Me: YEAH! Me again! You got a problem with that you old codger?

Rose: Sir, pardon my Spanish. (glares at Chi Fu) But why is this miedo ante cogida here? He doesn't have any combat experience.

Chi Fu: What?

Me: That means fear of Getting Caught.

Lana: Really?

Me: Yep and it also means Scared Face Fuck.

The soldiers laughed at Chi Fu.

Shang snickered.

Chi Fu had a boiling red face.

Mulan: I've got a name ... and it's a boy's name, too.

Mushu: Ling! How 'bout Ling?

Mulan: [To Mushu] HIS name is Ling.

Shang: I didn't ask for HIS name, I asked for yours!

Mushu: Uh ... Ah-chu!

Mulan: Ah-chu!

Shang: Ah-chu?

Mushu: Gesundheit! Hee hee ... I kill myself.

Mulan: Mushu ...

Shang: Mushu?

Mulan: No.

Shang: Then what is it?!

Mushu: Ping! Ping was my best friend growing up.

Mulan: It's Ping.

Shang: Ping.

Mushu: 'Course, Ping did steal my girl-

Mulan: Yes. My name is Ping.

Shang: Let me see your conscription notice. [Mulan hands the scroll to him.] Fa Zhou? THE Fa Zhou?

Chi Fu: I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son.

Mulan: Er, he ... doesn't talk about me much. [She attempts to spit, but fails miserably.]

Chi Fu: I can see why. The boy's an absolute lunatic! [Laughter]

POW!

I punched Chi Fu in the face.

Me: Stay down you old crone.

Shang: Okay, gentlemen, thanks to your new friend Ping, you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice. Tomorrow, the real work begins.

[Grumbling]

Me: I apologize for trashing your camp Captain. These times have been very rough I know.

Shang: Yeah I know.

Mushu: You know, we have to work on your people skills.

Inside Mulan's tent

Mushu picks up Crickee and uses him for an alarm clock.

Mushu: All right, rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty! C'mon, hup, hup, hup!

Mulan pulls the blanket over her, and Mushu pulls it off.

Mushu: Get your clothes on, get ready! Got breakfast ready. Look, you get porridge! And it's happy to see you!

Crickee is resting happily in the bowl of porridge, Mushu uses chopsticks to fish him out.

Mushu: Hey, get out of there! You're gonna make people sick!

Mulan: Am I late?

Mushu: [stuffs porridge in her mouth] No time to talk. Now, remember, it's your first day of training, so listen to your teacher and no fighting, play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, the other kids want to fight, then you gotta kick the other kid's butt.

Mulan: But I don't want to kick the other kids' butts.

Mushu: Don't talk with your mouth full. Now let's see your war face.

Mulan looks at Mushu, her mouth full of porridge.

Mushu: Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. C'mon, scare me, girl!

Mulan: Rrrrraaaaarrrgggghhhhh!

Mushu: That's my tough looking warrior! That's what I'm talking about! Now, get out there and make me proud!

Khan neighs frantically

Mushu: What do you mean, the troops just left?

Mulan: They what? [She rushes out of the tent]

Mushu: Wait, you forgot your sword! [sniffs] My little baby, off to destroy people ...

Chi Fu: Order! People, order!

Soldier: I'd like a pan-fried noodle!

Chien Po: Sweet and pungent shrimp.

Chi Fu: That's not funny.

Ling: Looks like our new friend slept in this morning. Why, hello, Ping, Are ya hungry?

Yao: Yeah, cause I owe you a knuckle sandwich.

Shang: Soldiers! You will assemble swiftly and silently, every morning. Anyone who does otherwise, will answer to me.

He takes off his shirt, and Mulan stares in awe.

Yao: Ooh, tough guy.

Shang: [pulls out a bow and arrow and aims it at Yao, then at the top of a high pole in the middle of the camp.] Yao. Thank you for volunteering. Retrieve the arrow.

Me: That's very high up. But I remember doing something like this in the 21st Century.

Nico: Yeah.

Yao: I'll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I'll do it with my shirt on. [He walks over to the pole and prepares to climb up it.]

Shang: One moment, you seem to be missing something. [He pulls two giant medals out of a box.] This represents disipline. And this represents strength. You need both to reach the arrow. [He ties them around Yao's wrists, and all the soldiers after him, and none of them can make it to the arrow.]

Shang: We've got a long way to go.

Me: Let me show you how it's done.

I climbed up the pole with my Chakra Walk and grabbed the arrow and threw it onto the ground.

Me: That's how we do it in the World of Shinobi.

Shang: That's very impressive.

I jumped down.

Natilee: I'll put another one up there for you.

Natilee fired another arrow.

Beginning of "I'll Make a Man Out of You"

Shang: Let's get down to business To defeat the Huns Did they send me daughters When I asked for sons You're the saddest bunch I ever met, but you can bet Before we're through Mister, I'll make a man Out of you. Tranquil as a forest But on fire within Once you find your center You are sure to win You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot And you haven't got a clue Somehow, I'll make a man out of you.

Chien Po: I'm never gonna catch my breath

Yao: Say good-bye to those who knew me

Ling: Boy I was a fool in school for cutting gym

Mushu: This guy's got 'em scared to death

Mulan: I hope he doesn't see right through me

Chien Po: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

Chorus: (Be a man)

Shang: We must be swift as a coursing river

Chorus: (Be a man)

Shang: With all the force of a great typhoon

Chorus: (Be a man)

Shang: With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon Time is racing t'ward us Till the Huns arrive Heed my every order And you might survive You're unsuited for the rage of war So pack up, go home, you're through How could I make a man out of you

Chorus: (Be a man)

Shang: We must be swift as a coursing river

Chorus: (Be a man)

Shang: With all the force of a great typhoon

Chorus: (Be a man)

Shang: With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Chorus: (Be a man)

Shang: We must be swift as a coursing river

Chorus: (Be a man)

Shang: With all the force of a great typhoon

Chorus: (Be a man)

Shang: With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

Shan Yu cuts the top off a tree. The hawk flies overhead and drops a small doll. Shan Yu jumps down from the tree and throws the doll to one of the Huns.

Shan Yu: What do you see?

Lieren: Black pine ... from the high mountains!

Bai: White horse hair ... Imperial stallions.

Zhencha: Sulfur ... from cannons.

Shan Yu: This doll came from a village in the Tung Show Pass, where the Imperial Army is waiting for us.

Sheshou: We can avoid them easily.

Shan Yu: No. The quickest way to the emperor is through that pass. Besides, the little girl will be missing her doll. We should return it to her.

Moo Shung Camp, at night

Mushu: Hey, this is not a good idea. What if somebody sees you?

Mulan: Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one.

Mushu: So a couple guys don't rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Myself, I kinda like that corn-chip smell.

Mulan: [Jumps in the water] Ah.

Mushu: Okay, all right, alright, that's enough, now c'mon, get out before you get all pruney and stuff.

Mulan: Mushu, if you're so worried, go stand watch!

Mushu: Yeah, yeah. [As Mulan] Stand watch, Mushu, while I blow our secret with my stupid girly habits! [In normal voice] Hygiene.

Three (naked) men zoom by, laughing. Underwear is blown onto his face.

Mushu: We're doomed! There're a couple of things I know they're bound to notice!

Mulan ducks into the water as Ling, Yao and Chien-Po jump into the water. She tries to hide herself with a lilypad.

Yao: Hey, Ping!

Mulan: Oh, hi, guys, I didn't know you were here. I was just washing so now I'm clean and I'm gonna go. Bye-bye.

Ling: Come back here! I know we were jerks to you before, so let's start over. Hi, I'm Ling.

Chien Po: And I'm Chien-Po.

Mulan: Hello, Chien-Po.

Yao: And I am Yao, King of the Rock! And there's nothing you girls can do about it.

Ling: Oh yeah? Well, I think Ping and I can take you!

Mulan: I really don't want to take him anywhere.

Ling: But, Ping! We have to fight!

Mulan: No, we don't. We could just close our eyes, and ... swim around!

Ling: C'mon! Don't be such a girl... ow! Something bit me!

Mushu: What a nasty flavor.

Ling: [sees Mushu] Snake!

While Yao, Chien Po and Ling are shrieking, Mulan whistles for Khan and sneaks away.

Ling: [huddled on the rock with Chien Po and Yao] Some King of the Rock.

Mulan: Boy, that was close.

Mushu: No, that was vile. You owe me big!

Mulan: I never want to see a naked man again.

A herd of naked men then flash by.

Mushu: Don't look at me, I ain't bitin' no more butts.

Later in our tent we were talking.

Me: Okay we have to let Shang know that Nico is unstable because of the Digimon Emperor inside him.

RD Me: Good thinking. But we have to be careful.

Me: Agreed.

Eli: Yeah. But I really don't like that Chi Fu guy.

Me: I don't either. He really pisses me off to no end.

Ghost: All in favor of killing Chi Fu for his attitude?

Everyone: AYE!

Me: It's unanimous. We kill Chi Fu later down the road.

In Nico's tent, Nico was meditating.

Nico: (telepathically to Shang) Also, I apologize in advance if I end up hurting you and some of the others. If that happens, I won't be in control.

Shang: (Telepathically to Nico) I understand Nico.

Me: Shang can I talk to you for a second? Alone?

Shang: Be right back.

We went to a place to talk in private.

Me: I'm sorry to drag you away like this.

Shang: Not a problem J.D.

Me: I just want to tell you that Nico is not himself. He has another persona inside of him.

Shang: What do you mean?

Me: It's someone from his past that cause so much pain and trauma to him and it caused him a huge amount of grief. He's inside his head and he comes out when you least expect it. He's an evil persona that was put inside him by someone we're all trying to kill in the coming times. Nico will probably threaten you so I'm just telling you.

Shang: I understand. Thank you for telling me this J.D. You always look out for everyone.

Me: No problem. But also about "Ping", he's really Zhou Fa's daughter Mulan. She came to join the army in his place because Zhou is out of his prime. She's doing this for him and for helping China.

Shang: I understand. That's very heroic of her to take his place. That's big.

Me: It is. But Chi Fu will order for her death and we can't allow that.

Shang: I know. Mulan is trying to show that she can be strong like her father was.

Me: That's right. And we're going to help be there for her.

Shang: Understood.

Shang went back to his tent.

In Chi Fu's tent...

Chi Fu: You think your troops are ready to fight? Hah! They wouldn't last a minute against the Huns!

Shang: They completed their training.

Chi Fu: Those boys are no more fit to be soldiers than you are to be captain. Once the general reads my report, your troops will never see battle.

Mushu: Oh, no, you don't! I've worked too hard to get Mulan into this war! This guy's messing with my plans!

Shang: We're not finished!

Chi Fu: Be careful, Captain. The general may be your father, but I am the Emperor's Council. And, oh, by the way, I got that job on my own. You're dismissed.

Mulan: [to Shang] Hey, I'll hold him, and you punch! ... Or not. For what it's worth, I think you're a great captain!

Mushu: I saw that.

Mulan: What?

Mushu: You like him, don't you?

Mulan: No! I ...

Mushu: Yeah, right, sure. Go to your tent!

Smiling, Mulan walks away.

Undermine: (to Chi Fu) I don't know if the late Sentinel Prime said this but... I hereby discharge you from duty.

Me: And you are never to return. Ever.

Lincoln: Yeah!

Nico: What he said!

Chi Fu: Ha! You don't have that kind of authority!

Shang: Actually he does! Go home Chi Fu!

I grabbed Chi Fu and threw him far!

Mushu: [to Crickee] I think it's time we took this war into our own hands.

They rush into the tent as Chi Fu strolls out, dressed in a towel, a hat, and slippers.

Crickee types out a letter, like a typewriter.

Mushu: Okay, lemme see what you've got. [reads] From General Lee. 'Dear Son, we're waiting for the Huns at the pass. It would mean a lot of you'd come and back us up.' Hmm. That's great, except that you forgot, 'and since we're out of popourri, perhaps you wouldn't mind bringing up some!' Hello! This is the army! Make it sound a little urgent, please. You know what I'm talking about?

Crickee hops around typing out another letter.

Mushu: That's better, much better! Let's go!

Mushu: Khaney, baby. We need a ride. [Khan squirts him off, and Crickee slowly backs off.]

At the lake.

Laughter

Chi Fu: [Chi Fu is storming from the lake with a towel wrapped around him and one slipper missing] Insubordinate ruffians. You men owe me a new pair of slippers! [More laughter] And I do not squeal like a girl! [He turns to see a straw soldier (Mushu and Crickee) riding a panda bear.] Eeeeeeek!

Mushu: [In a deep voice] Urgent new from the general! [He holds out a scroll] What's the matter, you've never seen a black and white before?

Chi Fu: Who are you?

Mushu: Excuse me? I think the question should be, who are you! We're in a war, man! There's no time for stupid questions! I should have your hat for that! Snatch it right off your head! I'm feeling gracious today, so ... carry on before I report you. [Chi Fu turns, and the panda climbs up a nearby tree.]

In the captain's tent

Man 1: Captain! Urgent news from the general! We're needed at the front!

Mushu: Pack your bags, Crickee, we're moving out!

Beginning of "A Girl Worth Fighting For"

For a long time we've been marching off to battle. In our thundering herd, we feel a lot like cattle. Like the pounding beat, our aching feet aren't easy to ignore. Hey! Think of instead, a girl worth fighting for! Huh? That's what I said! A girl worth fighting for! I want her paler than the moon, with eyes that shine like stars. My girl will marvel at my strength, adore my battle scars! I couldn't care less what she'll wear, or what she looks like! It all depends on what she cooks like! Beef, pork, chicken, mmm ... Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer! And I bet the ladies love a man in armor! You can guess what we have missed the most Since we went off to war! What do we want? A girl worth fighting for! My girl will think I have no flaws That I'm a major find How 'bout a girl who's got a brain, who always speaks her mind? Nah! My manly ways and turn of phrase and sure to thrill her! He thinks he's such a lady-killer!

A clip from THX Optimizer.

I've a girl back home who's unlike any other! Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother! But when we come home, in victory They'll line up at the door! What do we want? A girl worth fighting for! Wish that I had A girl worth fighting for! A girl worth fighting...

The clip ends from THX Optimizer, then the Chinese army stares in horror at the charred and burning remnants of a small village. They walk through it.

Me: My God!

Maria: My God. It's a massacre.

Raven Branwen: Not even my former bandit tribe would do something like this.

Poromon: (sees a certain Heartless) And I think I found out who's responsible.

It was THE STORM RIDER!

Me: I see it and it's a Storm Rider! But it's not just the heartless that did it. This was Shan Yu's handiwork as well!

Nico: Lets take that heartless down!

We fired energy blasts and more and destroyed it! We got a massive Negative Energy Increase!

Me: That was good.

Shang: Search for survivors!

We split up and did so.

Mulan picks up a small doll

Shang: I don't understand. My father should've been here.

Chi Fu: Captain! [They turn to see a bloody battlefield full of dead Chinese soldiers.]

Me: This was an ambush. They were totally outnumbered.

Sasuke: From the looks of things there were hundreds of them.

Me: Yeah. This is a disaster.

Nico: They didn't stand a chance. They were slaughtered.

[Chien-Po hands the general's helmet to Shang.]

Chien-Po: The ... general.

Shang takes his sword and sticks it in the snow, then places the helmet on the hilt and says a prayer.

Mulan: I'm sorry.

Me: We all are.

Shang: [mounts his horse] The Huns are moving quickly. We'll make better time to the Imperial City through the Tung Show pass. We're the only hope for the Emperor now. Move out!

The army slowly walks away. Mulan places the doll by Shang's sword and joins the others.

Armada Cyclonus: I fly up into the air and see if I can take down some of the Huns.

Me: Good idea Cyclonus.

He turned into his Helicopter mode and flew off.

Me: Now we have to take Shan Yu down more than ever. He's not just a danger to all of China but to the world as well

As the Chinese Soldiers slowly walk through the mountain pass, a rocket in the wagon attached to Khan suddenly goes off, shooting into the sky.

Me: WHOA!

Mulan looks at Mushu accusingly.

Shang: What happened?

Mulan: Um...

Shang: You just gave away out position! Now we're- [an arrow hits his shoulder, throwing him off the horse. Huns appear on a cliff, and arrows shower down on the soldiers.] Get out of range!

Me: Incoming!

I formed a force field over us!

The pitiful Chinese army struggles to get away from the Huns, but are intercepted by another group of Huns up on another cliff.

Shang: Save the cannons! [The soldiers pass the cannons from the wagon to each other. The wagon gets hit by a flaming arrow, and Mulan cuts Khan's reins and mounts him. The wagon explodes, sending Mushu and Crickee flying. Mulan falls off the horse.]

Mushu: Oh, sure, save the horse. [Mulan grabs Mushu and her sword and runs over to the other soldiers.]

Shang: Fire! [The soldier lights the cannon, and it explodes on the mountain. More follow.] Fire! [There is no sound from the Huns, who are no longer on the cliffs.] Hold the last cannon.

Suddenly, a horse appears on the hill. Shan Yu is soon joined by hundreds of Hun soldiers.

Shang: Prepare to fight. If we die, we die with honor.

The Huns charge the Chinese Army.

Me: Here they come!

Lincoln: Thousands of them!

Yao. Aim the cannon at Shan Yu. [Yao aims the cannon.]

While glancing at her sword, Mulan notices a glacial overhang. She grabs the cannon and runs toward the Huns, aiming at the overhang.

Shang: Ping! Ping, come back!

Me: I got this! KAAAAAA MEEEEEE HAAAAAA MEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I fired a red Kamehameha Wave and it hit numerous Huns and obliterated them in an instant in a powerful explosion!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

[But the explosion causes an avalanche that rains down on the Hun Army, burying in them. In fury, Shan Yu roars and hits Mulan in the side with his sword blade. She quickly runs away from the avalanche, pulling Shang with her. Khan runs toward them, and Mulan gets on and tries to give Shang a hand, but he loses his grip and is dragged into the snow.]

Mushu: [riding down the snow in a shield] Mulan! Mulan! Mulan? [He pulls a Hun's head out of the snow.] Nope. Mulan! [He reaches down and pulls out Crickee.] Man, you are one lucky bug.

Mulan and Khan break out of the snow and race toward Shang, who, unconscious, is sliding on the snow toward a cliff.

Mulan: Shang! [She pulls him up onto the saddle.]

Chien-Po: [holding up Yao] Do you see them?

Yao: Yes! [He fits an arrow, which is tied to a length of rope, and shoots it toward Mulan.] Perfect! Now I'll pull them to safe...ty! [The rope slips through his hands.]

Mushu: [sliding near Mulan and Shang] Mulan! I found a lucky cricket!

Mulan: We need help! [The arrow flies near them, Mulan grabs it and ties it around Khan.]

Mushu: [to Crickee] Ooh, nice. Very nice! You can sit by me! [They climb up onto Khan, and notice the cliff.] Aaaugh! We're gonna die! We're gonna die! We're definitely gonna die! No way we survive this! Death is coming! [Mulan shoots the arrow up as they fall off the cliff.]

Yao: [crying] I let them slip through my fingers ... [looks surprised as the arrow, complete with rope, lands in his hands. He is dragged toward the cliff edge, soldiers jumping on top of him. Finally Chien-Po and us walks over, picks all the soldiers up, and walks backward, pulling Mulan, Khan, and Shang up onto the ground.]

Mushu: I knew we could do it! You the man! Well, sort of.

Ling: Step back, guys. Give him some air!

Shang: [breathing heavily] Ping, you are the craziest man I ever met. And for that, I owe you my life. From now on, you have my trust.

Ling: Let's hear it for Ping, the bravest of us all!

Yao: You're King of the Mountain!

Cheering

Mulan tries to stand up, but collapses to the ground, gasping.

Shang: Ping! What's wrong? [Mulan moves her hands to reveal blood.] He's wounded! Get help! [Mulan sinks into unconsciousness.] Ping, hold on. Hold on.

The doctor emerges from his tent and says something to Shang, who looks disturbed and rushes inside. He looks at Mulan, who sits up in bed, her side bandaged. Shang stares at her, recognizing her as a girl. Mulan realizes her mistake and pulls the blanket back on.

Mulan: I can explain!

Nico: (to Shang telepathically) Shang, the Digimon Emperor is taking control again. I'm sorry.

Shang: (telepathically to me) I understand.

Nico then grab Shang by the throat.

Nico: Mulan was just trying to defend her father's honor. And now, you're trying to fire her for doing what's right for her family? Here's what's going to happen. You're going to keep Mulan in the army, you're going to drop this ridiculous rule against women, and you're never going to try this stunt again. Otherwise, I'm gonig to send you to the Warp!

Laney: Nico, that's going too far!

Nico: Shut up, Laney! Or you can go to the Warp with him!

POW!

Man Boy used his facial hair to punch Nico in the face, making Nico let go of Shang.

Man Boy: Are you out of your goddamn mind, Nico?!

Shang: No. Nico's right. I was out of line just now. Mulan was just defending her family's honor. And there's nothing wrong with that. (to Mulan) For that, I apologize. (to you telepathically) And you and Nico already warned me of this in advance.

Me: Nico what the fuck is Wrong with you!?

Nico: (Telepathically to me) J.D. you have to tell everyone that the Digimon Emperor is back and you have to warn everyone! Marucho is right and you and Eli are both right!

Me: (Telepathically to Nico) Nico I will.

Lori: Nico, what the Hell was that back there?!

Nico: (coldly) We came here to make sure Mulan keeps her place in the army. So that's exactly what I did. I thought you, Lynn, and Lori of all people would be more happy that I'm starting to act more aggresively.

With that, Nico storms off to meet up with Shang, Mulan, and the others.

Blackarachnia: Well, we can't argue with the results. Nico's sudden aggresive attitude DID push Shang into not firing Mulan.

Me: Blackarachnia now is not the time.

Blackarachnia: Sorry.

Me: Guys. I'm afraid our worst fears have come true. The Digimon Emperor has returned and he's inside Nico.

Everyone gasped!

Eli: It's true. The Force told me that he is back.

Marucho: So the beating that Skinner's mom suffered was all because of the Digimon Emperor inside him?

Me: Yes. He took control of Nico and used Madame Rouge's powers to make himself look like me and pulverize the living shit out of his mom.

May: Oh man! (Concerned) Nico.

Me: I know you're concerned May. But we will help him.

Lori: But that's impossible! We literally killed the Digimon Emperor!

Me: Yes we did. And during our battle with Ice Kate and Kid Kold, I was warned about it from Clix.

Eli: I remember that.

Me: Yeah. I was given pictures from him about what he was gonna do.

Leni: But we don't remember that!

Me: That's because Eon erased your memories of that. He has that kind of power.

Laney: I knew that Agnes' injuries were suspicious.

Me: Yeah.

Lincoln: But how come you, Eli, The Masters of Evil and The Royal Defenders weren't affected?

RD Me: I think it's because we don't come from this universe.

RD Lincoln: Yeah.

Me: And I think mine and Eli's powers are too strong. And Vypra used a spell that prevented that from happening.

Eli: She really thought ahead.

Me: Yeah. But it's time for all of you to have those memories back.

I snapped my fingers and the memories Eon erased came back!

[The shadow of a hawk flies overheard, and around a bend. Shan Yu climb out of the snow and looks around. He lets out a roar. Soon he is joined by five of his soldiers. They start down the path toward the Imperial City. Mulan watches them. And we saw them.]

Me: He's still alive!

Varie: But how? He should be dead!

Me: We got to warn Shang and get ready for battle!

Mulan: Right!

Varie: Lets go!

Mulan: I have to do something.

Mushu: Did you see those Huns? They popped out of the snow! Like daisies!

Mulan: Are we in this together, or not?

Mushu: [looks guilty] Let's go kick some Hunny Buns! [He and Crickee jump on Khan, and they ride down the mountain, whooping.]

In the Imperial City of Beijing.

The Chinese citizens watch happily as the Imperial City celebrates the Chinese victory with a parade.

Parade Leader: Make way for the heroes of China!

Shang, the Gang of Three and the other soldiers follow glumly behind, and behind them is a large Chinese dragon with the Huns inside.

Mulan comes riding up beside Shang

Mulan: Shang!

Shang: Mulan?

Mulan: The Huns are alive!

Me: It's true Shang. We're all in grave danger! Shan Yu and his Huns are still alive and they are here.

Eli: And Nico it's time for you to wake up!

Eli used the Force to wake him up.

Nico: (Gasp) What!? What happened!?

Eli jumped and got the sword!

Eli: I'll take that!

Shan Yu's hawk swoops down and grabs the sword. It flaps up to the roof, where a line of stone gargoyles are resting. One of the gargoyles moves and takes the sword. Huns jump out of the Chinese Dragon.

We slashed the Huns to pieces and all that was left was Shan Yu!

Blizzard: Too bad that avalanche didn't freeze you to death, Shan Yu. Guess I'm gonna have to finish the job.

Me: It's over for you Shan Yu! You're gonna pay for all your crimes! And I will make sure you die a horrible death!

I unsheathed my sword and we went at each other and clashed violently!

I then clashed more with him and kicked him in the head and knocked him down.

But he got back up.

Varie: I'll handle him while we have our usual battles.

Me: Show no mercy on him.

Varie: With pleasure.

Varie went at Shan Yu and they clashed violently and sparks and more were flying everywhere. Vulkanus, Atomic Skull, Whiteout, Po Kong, Pete and Mercurymon then appeared.

Me: Vulkanus, Atomic Skull, Whiteout, Po Kong, Pete and Mercurymon.

Atomic Skull: Looks like the battle has already started.

Whiteout: Yeah.

Bai Tza: Nice to see you out and about sister.

Po Kong: Indeed. Can't wait to eat.

Mulan: She sure is hungry huh?

Bai Tza: You have no idea. Her appetite is as big as she is.

Vulkanus: Hey, guys. We managed to kill a few Huns on the way here.

Mulan: And for that, we're grateful.

Whiteout: So, anything else going on?

Lynn: (glares at Nico) Why don't you ask Nico?

Atomic Skull: Whatever Nico did, I'm sure he didn't mean to-

Nico: No. I have to make this right. (to Laney and Shang) Shang. Laney. I'm very sorry that I threatened to send you two into the Warp today. It's just that when Shang was about to fire Mulan, I just snapped. I just hope you two can forgive me.

Laney: We do.

Shang: It's not your fault Nico.

Me: We know who's responsible.

Whiteout: The Digimon Emperor!

Me: Exactly! He has returned and is inside Nico even as we speak. He caused Nico to turn into me and beat the living s*** out of Skinner's mom.

Skinner: (Gasp) Oh dear God!

Laney: It's all true! Eon erased our memories of it and J.D. brought them back.

Nico: Oh no! (Grabs my shirt) You have to help me!

Me: Whoa take it easy man. I'll talk to him.

I put my hands on his head and concentrated.

Inside Nico's mind I appeared and walked up to the Digimon Emperor!

Me: Nice to see you again Ken Ichijouji.

Digimon Emperor: My name is the Digimon Emperor!

Me: You're just a brainwashed fucked up tyrant. That's what. But I'm here to deliver an ultimatum.

Digimon Emperor: And what is that?

Me: You leave Nico alone and let him live his life or I'm gonna come back and rip you out of his head personally and we'll kill you and banish you to the Warp.

Digimon Emperor: We'll see about that.

Me: I'm gonna be watching you like a hawk.

I left.

My red eyes appeared and were watching him closely.

In the real world, I was back.

?: You sure have your work cut out for you huh?

A figure came out and it was HAMMER ATTACK BOT from episode 21 of RPM!


The Hammer Attack Bot is one of Venjix's Attack Bots. He is hammer-themed, equipped with different types of hammers.

Character History

Thanks to the Knight Bot placing delayed energy charges, the Hammer Attack Bot was able to get inside Corinth City. Once inside, the Attack Bot began striking the ground with his hammer fist, causing the entire city to shake. Rangers Red, Yellow, Green, Black and Gold quickly responded, while Flynn and Gemma stayed behind to try and convince Dr. K to use their newly invented Road Attack Zord.

The Ranger Operators soon found themselves outmatched by the sheer strength of the Hammer Attack Bot. He had the complete advantage over the Rangers. While Flynn and Gemma were tied up fighting Tenaya 7, Dr. K had no choice but to send in the Road Attack Zord. The new Zord did manage to take out the Hammer Attack Bot, but it then started to attack the Rangers. Luckily they were able to shut it off.

With the Hammer Attack Bot not yet destroyed, General Shifter gave the order for the download to make the bot in his giant size. Just as the beast was about to smash the Rangers, the Rangers Blue and Silver arrived in their Zords to stop him. Dr. K had managed to take the excess energy from the Road Attack Zord, and divert it into the other Zords to repair them. This was all thanks to Flynn's idea.

The Ranger Operators formed the SkyRev Megazord, and then launched the Road Attack Zord with a new Engine Cell powering it. The new Zord in its warrior mode was able to fight the Hammer Attack Bot and wear him out. With the Hammer Attack Bot on the ropes, the Road Attack Zord switched back to tire mode. The Rangers powered it up with a blast from the SkyRev Megazord, and then fired the new Zord at the Hammer Attack Bot. He was hit by the Road Attack Zord and completely destroyed.


Scott Truman: Hammer Attack Bot!

Hammer Attack Bot: Been a while rangers.

Me: I remember you! You were sent to cause massive earthquakes in Corinth City and you got in and did so.

Hammer Attack Bot: That's right J.D. Good memory on you.

Me: Never missed an episode.

Maria: (to Hammer Attack Bot) You would've been a star at Whack A Mole games.

Hammer Attack Bot (laughs): Considering I'm one of the many monsters who will be reused many times for usual battles thanks to Alien Ξ, I'm positive I could play one of those games in the future.

May: Say what now?

Me: Whack-A-Mole's one of my favorite games. Always was a champion at that in my past.

Nico: Wow.

Laney: That's cool!

Flynn McAllister: (Scottish Accent) It sure is laddies.

Me: Yep.

Hammer Attack Bot: Yeah. Looks like I'll have some competition when I challenge you J.D.

Me: Always up for a good challenge. And I take it you heard that Venjix is dead and how he was also Evox in Beast Morphers?

Hammer Attack Bot: I sure did and I'm glad he's gone.

Me: We all are.

?: And you soon will be joining him when I send all your fucking asses to hell!

Another figure came out and it was VETRIX!


Vetrix, known as Tron in the Japanese and Italian versions and born Byron Arclight, is a character appearing in the Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL anime. He appears as the secondary antagonist during the World Duel Carnival arc. Vetrix was formerly involved with Dr. Faker's business, and has sworn to take revenge alongside his sons: Trey, Quattro and Quinton. After Trey was defeated by Yuma Tsukumo, he made plans to target him as well since he possessed the "Original Number".

Though his appearance is that of a child younger than the rest of the Vetrix Family, he is their father. He was betrayed by Dr. Faker, who used him and Kazuma Tsukumo as sacrifices to open the door to another dimension. When he returned, his form was mutated into that of a child.

Byron Arclight lived in peace with his three sons, and was a researcher. He gave his son Michael a Duel Monsters card - "Chronomaly Aztec Mask Golem".

He eventually became involved with Dr. Faker's experiments and allowed his son Chris to accompany and help them in the lab. One of these experiments from the development of the Sphere Field. In addition, they were attempting to find the door that would lead to parallel worlds. Byron suggested they ask Kazuma Tsukumo for help, an adventurer who was also searching for the same door. Kazuma agreed to help them, and after examining their theory, he told them what was wrong with it. They had been operating under the assumption that were twenty-one passage points. By analyzing that data, they could determine where the door would appear next. Kazuma revealed that there were actually twenty-three passage points, something he had determined while exploring.

With that new data, they determined where they needed to go. Byron had Chris stay behind, and he goes with Kazuma and Faker to travel to the destination. On the way, Byron and Kazuma bonded over their sons, who loved Dueling, with Byron saying that Faker also has two sons. When they arrived, Kazuma saved Faker from being crushed by a boulder trap in the temple.

They reached a dead end, with Faker remaining slightly behind them, the two began to glow red and Faker reads the hieroglyphs below their feet - "when two souls are offered up, the door will open". Faker told them he would find the door to the parallel dimensions at any cost. Kazuma asked if Byron and Faker weren't close friends and Faker responded that if Byron is really his friend, he should be happy to be sacrificed. Faker told Byron that average people like him could hope for no more than that. As Byron and Kazuma fell through the portal, Byron swore revenge against Faker.

While wandering through the alternate dimension, he nearly gave up hope many times. He recalled Kazuma's talk of friendship and of never giving up, though he considered Faker's betrayal as proof of the uselessness of friendship, but found Kazuma's mantra of never giving up to be inspiring. Sustained by the hope of attaining revenge, he survived through his own will and with the help of the Barian World.

While trapped there, he was rescued by a group of Barians, one of them whom granted him Barian power in exchange for him agreeing to help collect the "Numbers" and destroy the Astral World, as beings from the Barian World could not interact with it themselves.

He eventually returned to Earth, but his form was mutated into that of a child and he took the alias "Vetrix". He began to devise a machination per his deal with the being from the Barian World, also deciding to use the opportunity to take revenge on Faker as the latter believed him to be dead. He granted each of his sons a crest, which imbued them with great powers. However, they were directly tied to their souls, so should they lose a Duel while wielding a powerful "Number", their souls will be exhausted and they will fall comatose.

As part of the plan, Vetrix instructed Quattro to Duel Rio Kastle. He played a card given to him by Vetrix called "Flaming Hell Blessing", which set the building on fire. Quattro carried Rio to safety, but she was critically injured in the blaze and Quattro himself gained a scar on his face.

World Duel Carnival Preliminaries

Vetrix instructed Quattro to ensure that Shark participated in the World Duel Carnival. During the second morning of the WDC, Vetrix awoke to Quattro arguing with Quinton about Quattro's methods. With Vetrix backed up by Trey and Quinton, Quattro backed down. As part of his plan, Trey was instructed to give Shark "Number 32: Shark Drake". After Quattro and Trey left to complete their missions, Vetrix told Quinton to ensure that no matter what, Dr. Faker must not find out that he is alive since he believes that he is deceased.

Trey returned to Vetrix in order to inform him of his success in handing Reginald Kastle "Shark Drake", which Vetrix congratulated him on fulfilling his orders as he always does. After saying modesty was one of Trey's virtues, Trey was worried since the "Number" did not possess Shark, but Vetrix tells him that its darkness will sleep in Shark's heart and slowly grow be released one day.

Vetrix ordered Quinton to kidnap Hart Tenjo in order to further his plans to defeat Dr. Faker. After Quinton took Hart via the use of his crest, he transported him to an abandoned gallery where Vetrix and his sons awaited him. They then began the ritual which caused several tentacles to wrap around Hart, which in turn then passed his memories and powers onto Vetrix, allowing him to see the Astral World. While this was taking place, Yuma Tsukumo and Kite Tenjo managed to enter the gallery. To prevent them from stopping the ritual, Quinton sent Trey and Quattro to Duel them in order to prevent them from reaching Vetrix in time for the ritual to finish.

During the ritual, Vetrix was able to access Hart's memories. He first saw the memory in which the Tenjo brothers lived peacefully before meeting Mr. Heartland. As Trey and Quattro's Tag Duel against Yuma and Kite continued, Vetrix's ritual gets interrupted when Hart, wanting to be one to save his brother instead of the opposite, transferred his remaining powers to Kite. Vetrix was still able obtain most of Hart's powers, gaining the ability to produce a small but powerful energy ball. Furthermore after Vetrix tested his new obtained power, he learned from Quinton that Yuma Tsukumo possesses the "Original Number". However, because of Yuma's surname, Vetrix wonders if he is the son of Kazuma Tsukumo, which Quinton answers as correct, surprising him. When Trey wishes to met Yuma, Vetrix allowed him and reassured Quinton that Trey will return to them because he was a "kind person".

At Trey's request, Vetrix performed a ritual on him, similar to the one he performed with Hart, transferring some of his power into Trey's crest, which Vetrix called the powers equivalent to the pain that Trey had felt in his life. In addition, he gave him two new cards - "Number 6: Chronomaly Atlandis" and "Final Prophecy". Vetrix told him that the former card would put a great strain on him both physically and mentally and that the latter card would ensure that both players do not walk away unharmed. During Trey's Duel with Yuma, Vetrix alongside Quinton observed the Duel from a balcony, where Quinton felt nervous about whether or not Trey can win, but Vetrix reassured Quinton that he will with the power which he granted him. Vetrix was revealed to have not only awarded Trey a more powerful crest, with powers which can physically harm people, but also allowed Trey to manifest armor as well as capture and crush Astral.

After Yuma managed to retrieve his old personality from Trey's crest, he managed to make a come back with "Number 39: Utopia", which Trey responded to by Xyz Summoning "Atlandis". This "Number" was revealed to be extremely strong, even causing damage outside of the Duel and AR Vision, and "Final Prophecy" opened the door to the Barian World when it was played. Quinton warned Vetrix that Trey may be in trouble, but Vetrix responded with laughter. When Yuma defeated Trey, Vetrix was shocked that Trey lost the Duel. After Trey returned to the hotel where his family was staying, Vetrix comforts him at his bedside.

World Duel Carnival Finals

Later, Quattro implored that Vetrix give him new powers so he could defeat Yuma. Vetrix responded that he was disappointed in both Trey and Quattro. Quattro angrily replied that Trey fought against the "Original Number" for Vetrix and ended up comatose. Vetrix responded that what he wants is results and if Trey and Quattro can't give them to him, he has other options - like Shark. He told Quattro that their role was to lure him out, which angered Quattro. At the WDC Finals party, Vetrix revealed himself while interrupting Mr. Heartland's speech, who he called "old man" and told him that he would crush him. Vetrix then playfully told them how much he likes cake and called down to Yuma as "big brother" and told him that they will meet in the finals. Before leaving, he stared directly at Astral and laughed, and was later seen playing a video game while Quinton conducted business with the Triad of Terror.

The next day, Vetrix boarded the Duel Coaster with the rest of the finalists and witnessed Quinton defeat an opponent in one turn and said he expected no less of him. He also saw that Shark and Quattro's Duels as well and comment how relentless they were. Later on, Vetrix watched the Triad of Terror cornering Yuma and stated that he wanted to see how much power Yuma had. He stated he would give the Triad of Terror as much money as they desired if they showed him Yuma's power. When the Triad of Terror were defeated after Anna Kaboom and Nistro allied with Yuma, Vetrix remarked that Yuma's true power was that of his bond with his friends. The Duel Coaster moved into the underground section, with Vetrix using the power of his crest to check the cards Set at Spell and Trap Points, so he would know whether to avoid them or not. He defeated Lord Percius, Pepe Perez and Count Crazy Fang (all of whom had over 5000 Life Points at the time) simultaneously through unspecified means. When Quinton attempted a counterattack against Yuma for damaging his Life Points, Vetrix called him off, saying he should leave Yuma alone for the moment. Dextra and Kite both approached Vetrix from behind, with Kite changing lanes when Dextra threatened him. Vetrix and Dextra stopped their Duel Coasters at the "Jungle Field" arena.

Due to the "Jungle Field", each player was forced to Set a monster from their hand each turn, or lose 1000 Life Points. Dextra managed to use a powerful combo that forced Vetrix's monsters to attack, destroy them and inflict 1500 damage to the owner of a monster that is destroyed, thus reducing Vetrix's Life Points to a mere 100. He was able to turn Dextra's own effects against her through "Number 8: Heraldic King Genom-Heritage", while mocking her feelings for Kite and attempts to steal her memories of him. Yuma intervened and brought Dextra back to her senses to continue the Duel. However, Vetrix disabled Dextra's counter and defeated her, robbing her of her memories of Kite, cruelly saying that they have a "bad taste". He then teleported away while warning Yuma that he will target his heart next.

Vetrix later placed a hologram of himself into the augmented reality of the "Magma Field" to watch Quattro and Shark's Duel. When Shark Summoned "Number 32: Shark Drake", Quattro was surprised, not knowing that Vetrix and Quinton's plan was to have Trey give that card to Shark. Vetrix responded that he told Quattro nothing as he may have leaked the plan and said that everyone has their own role in this; Quattro's was to make Shark succumb to the darkness of his heart. He complemented Quattro on his counters, but told him that he intended to make Shark an assassin to defeat Dr. Faker. Quattro was hurt, saying that he, Trey and and Quinton did everything for Vetrix - why would he chose Shark as the assassin instead. Vetrix again said that everyone had their role and Shark fits the role of assassin more than Quattro, angering him. After Quattro's brutal assault on Shark, Yuma urged them to stop the meaningless fighting, but Vetrix used his crest to chain him. Vetrix then tried to convince Yuma to get revenge on Dr. Faker for what he had done to Kazuma.

Vetrix told Astral he could not free Yuma as the chains used the power of the Barian World, which the powers of the Astral World cannot affect. Vetrix went on to tell Quattro that he can't be trusted due to his recklessness and urged him to be calm. Quattro was hurt, saying that Vetrix used to be a kind person before he disappeared. Quattro wanted to defeat Dr. Faker, as he believed that Vetrix would return to normal if he did. Quattro said he did inhuman things for Vetrix's sake, yet he can't be trusted. Vetrix responded he can only trust what saved him - himself and the Barian World. Quattro successfully Summoned "Number 88: Gimmick Puppet of Leo", with Shark almost losing hope. Vetrix advised him to be calm and told him he could win by accepting "Shark Drake", which caused Shark to give in and create "Number C32: Shark Drake Veiss", defeating Quattro. Mocking Yuma, Vetrix told Shark that now they are friends as well and wondered how Yuma's "kattobingu" would take him.

Vetrix later conversed with his benefactors in the Barian World through a portal and assured them that his plan was going smoothly. He claimed all the "Numbers" would be his by tomorrow, but he had to sacrifice Trey, Quattro and Quinton, and added that they did a good job, as he had expected of his sons. He then left and ambushed Shark, using his crest's power to gain control over the "Number" merged with his soul. He also gave him "Heraldry Catastrophe" to use in the upcoming Duel against Yuma.

Vetrix utilized his control over Shark during his Duel with Yuma, where he made Shark believe that Yuma alongside Dr. Faker were the ones responsible for his sister's injuries. As Shark began to win, Vetrix became excited as his plan was near complete. After Yuma took control of "Shark Drake Veiss" with "Rivals Unite", he began to fall under the influence of "Shark Drake Veiss", while Shark was freed from it. Vetrix appeared before Shark and told him that the only way to free Yuma would be to activate "Heraldry Catastrophe". Despite this, Shark managed to rescue Yuma at the cost of his own Life Points with "Underwater Snow Prison", causing Yuma to win. This outraged Vetrix, causing him to smash the observation boxes windows out of anger and he vows to finish Yuma off, nice and slowly.

When Kite and Vetrix began their Duel, Vetrix noticed how Photon Transformation has been negatively affecting Kite's body; therefore he played up to it and attempts to destroy "Galaxy-Eyes Photon Dragon" to harm Kite, but failed. Kite attempted to perform a OTK on Vetrix with his "Galaxy-Eyes", Quinton's "Number 9: Dyson Sphere" and "Photon Wing", but failed at the hands of Vetrix's "Heraldry Change" Trap Card. Vetrix then took his mask off, revealing an AR version of Hart's face. When Vetrix pinched it, it caused Hart immense pain. Kite attempted to leave the Duel in order to assist Hart, but Vetrix used a Duel Anchor to stop him. Vetrix then brought out "Genom-Heritage", which was able to destroy "Dyson Sphere" and reduce Kite to 1200 Life Points, and then mockingly called Kite "brother".

As the Duel continued, Vetrix continued to tease Kite with his brother's life on the line, but Kite continued to attack. To destroy Vetrix's link with Hart, Yuma invaded Heartland Tower and managed to enter Hart's mind to find Vetrix appearing in the form of a dragon, which Yuma managed to destroy with "Number 39: Utopia". After this, Hart was freed from Vetrix's control, causing Vetrix's Hart facade to begin to fade, and therefore he put his mask back on to conceal his identity. He then managed to avoid being defeated by Kite's "Neo Galaxy-Eyes Photon Dragon" and in response Xyz Summoned his "Number 69: Heraldry Crest", which successfully defeated Kite. Vetrix then attempted to continue to assault Kite, despite his Life Points being at 0, but Hart interfered, protecting Kite from the attack of "Heraldry Crest" attack. After being declared the winner, he absorbed Kite's "Numbers" and departed through a portal, leaving an incapacitated Kite on the Duel Tower.

Vetrix advanced to the final match against Yuma. At the top of the tower, Faker deployed the Sphere Field, Vetrix seemed pleased that Faker had completed it. This device would allow Faker to gather the energy of the "Numbers" Vetrix and Yuma would wield, as its effect allowed "Numbers" to be easily Summoned. Yuma confronted Vetrix about his sons' fates, and he revealed the price they paid by wielding crests, while telling Yuma how it was Kazuma whose words inspired him to survive. He queried Yuma on why he himself did not want revenge on Faker. Yuma insisted his father would not want that, but Vetrix suggested that perhaps his father's own plans of revenge had already begun - the appearance of Astral in this world. The Duel began, with "Sphere Field" enabling both players to Special Summon random "Numbers" from their Extra Decks by using two monsters of the same Level from their hands as Overlay Units. Vetrix's "Number 56: Gold Rat" was destroyed by Yuma's "Number 12: Crimson Shadow Armor Ninja". Vetrix responded by bringing out three "Numbers" in a single turn - "Number 10: Illumiknight", "Number 30: Acid Golem of Destruction" and "Genon-Heritage". Yuma survived via the effect of "Armor Ninja" and "Half Guard" and was able to match Vetrix's move by Summoning "Number 17: Leviathan Dragon", "Number 34: Terror-Byte" and "Utopia".

Yuma managed to destroy all of Vetrix's "Numbers", putting him at a disadvantage. However, Vetrix made a comeback by Summoning "Heraldry Crest" which absorbed the effects of all of Yuma's "Numbers" and reduced him to 500 Life Points. Vetrix then took his mask off and revealed to Yuma that half of his face resembles a black hole or galaxy, shocking Yuma, Dr. Faker, Mr. Heartland and the audience. The audience however believed was merely part of the AR holograms, but Yuma's friends also realized that it wasn't. Yuma performed a Chaos Xyz Evolution and Summoned "Number C39: Utopia Ray", also equipping it with "ZW - Lightning Blade" using the power of ZEXAL. The effect of "Heraldry Crest" negated even this attack, but Yuma survived with the effect of "Lightning Blade".

Yuma narrowly survived Vetrix's next attack by using "Half Unbreak", and proceeded to use the power of ZEXAL again to perform the "Final Shining Draw" and equip "Utopia Ray" with "ZW - Tornado Bringer". Vetrix evaded this move with "Heraldry Burst". Yuma was able to overlay his two "ZW -" monsters to Xyz Summon "ZW - Leo Arms", whose effect negated those of "Heraldry Crest" and boosted the ATK of "Utopia Ray" enough to defeat Vetrix. Faker used the Sphere Field to absorb the "Numbers" of both Duelists, while the Duelists themselves were nearly absorbed as well.

Yuma wielded "Lightning Blade" with his own hands and saved Vetrix by anchoring them to the edge of the Sphere Field, much like Kazuma had in the past. Vetrix was confused as to why Yuma rescued him, Yuma insisted that everybody can change, and that his family needed him and that having Dueled him, he now considered Vetrix a friend. Feeling remorseful for his transgressions, Vetrix released the souls and memories of his victims, including Trey, Quattro and Quinton's. He insisted he could not live as Yuma and Kazuma had though and let go of Yuma's hand, thanking him for what he had done. He was then absorbed into the Sphere Field's core.

After Yuma, Shark and Kite defeated Vector, who possessed Dr. Faker, the building began to collapse around them, causing Dr. Faker to fall. Kite managed to grab hold of him, but fell himself, attaching his Duel Anchor to Yuma in an attempt to get them back up. As Yuma struggled to keep the two from falling, Vetrix appeared behind them, agreeing with Faker's statement that Faker had committed "many sins". Yuma pleaded with Vetrix to abandon his revenge, while Faker blamed himself, hoping he wouldn't hurt Kite. Vetrix remarked that this is the "last of his power" and fired his crest towards them, apparently causing them to fall. He instead transported them to the outskirts of Heartland, forgiving Faker for his actions and saying "good-bye, my friend" before vanishing again. In this instance, his crest was blue as opposed to pink. Later, Vetrix and his sons watched part of the Duel between Yuma and Kite, commenting how "remarkable" Kazuma's son was. Vetrix told them they would go home now and they departed through a portal.

Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL II

Sometime later, Trey revealed that Vetrix was able to divide and share his crest powers with his sons, harnessed inside bracelets Quinton designed, so they could assist Yuma and friends in the war between the Astral World and the Barian World.

During the Duel between Yuma and Nash, the Astral and Barian Worlds were close to colliding and destroying both. Vetrix appeared in the Barian World (now fully fused with Earth), while Kazuma appeared in the Astral World. Kazuma thanked Vetrix, saying that his sons had helped Yuma grow into a fine young man. Vetrix thanked him in turn, as Yuma helped him get his family back. Vetrix determined they had to find a way to stabilize the worlds long enough for the Duel to come to its conclusion. Kazuma agreed, and the two entered energy forms of the same colors used by Yuma and Astral before using ZEXAL. They used the last of their powers to become barriers between the arena and the two colliding worlds. Vetrix's crest shined out (now pink once again), while an image of the Emperor's Key shined out for Kazuma.

After the Duel's end, Vetrix and Kazuma reappeared, with Vetrix stating the Earth had begun to drift away from the Astral World. Kazuma thanked Vetrix for his help, calling him "old friend". Vetrix mused he had repaid some of the debt from his earlier actions before vanishing. Some time after Yuma's and Astral's Duel, he started working together with a revived Quinton, Kite and Dr. Faker to research parallel worlds again. Upon hearing about the Astral World's crisis, Vetrix joined Yuma and his friends on the journey there.

Number Hunting

Vetrix acquired "Number 8: Heraldic King Genom-Heritage"[1] and "Number 69: Heraldry Crest". The latter monster is his most powerful and could only be called forth by intensifying negative emotions in others, which Vetrix achieved through the manipulations of his sons and their targets.

Vetrix also owned "Number 6: Chronomaly Atlandis", which he gave to Trey alongside "Final Prophecy" to use against Yuma Tsukumo.

After defeating Kite Tenjo, Vetrix acquired all of his "Numbers", among them "Number 10: Ilumiknight", "Number 20: Giga-Brilliant", "Number 30: Acid Golem of Destruction", "Number 56: Gold Rat" and "Number 9: Dyson Sphere". He also took Quattro's "Numbers" from him after that son's loss to Reginald Kastle. These included "Number 15: Gimmick Puppet Giant Grinder", "Number 40: Gimmick Puppet of Strings" and "Number 88: Gimmick Puppet of Leo". He himself lost all of these to Dr. Faker's Sphere Field after losing to Yuma and all of the cards were eventually obtained by Yuma.


Eli: Vetrix!

Me: Whoa man!

Vetrix: (to Eli) Poor Eli. You're too worried about your friend that you've forgotten to be concerned about yourself!

Eli: Because you don't know how to shut up! You caused so many people to suffer and your crimes are what lead Quattro, Trey and Quinton to die the most horrible deaths possible.

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah! You used them as pawns in your own twisted ambitions for revenge!

Nunnally: You make me sick Vetrix!

Clover: Me too! You have no honor!

Me: You and your family all make me sick and you get Trey dangerous cards that can destroy the world!

Everyone gasped!

Lincoln: WHOA!

Me: Lets get them guys!

We went at them.


Battle 1: Shanan, Fluttershy, Mage Meadowbrook, Julie, Panda King and Gantu VS Vulkanus


Vulkanus was first.

Vulkanus: (to Shanan) In case you're wondering, my Pickaxe minions did kill some of the Huns as well.

Shanan: That's good they did. The Huns have caused many problems during the Dark Ages for centuries.

Fluttershy: Yeah it was awful from what I read.

Mage Meadowbrook: Terrible times back then.

Julie: They sure were and I can't believe that they were that ruthless.

Hammer Gorem: Yeah no kidding.

Panda King: The Huns and Barbarians all have no honor.

Gantu: Ain't that the truth.

Vulkanus: You got that right. Lets do it!

They went at him.

Fluttershy: Here we go! NATURE FLAME STYLE NINJA ART: WOLF PACK FLAMESTORM!

Fluttershy fired a massive blast of fire and it formed into a pack of wolves.

Mage Meadowbrook: And this! NATURE FLAME STYLE NINJA ART: COYOTE PACK STORM!

Mage Meadowbrook fired a blast of green fire and it formed into a pack of coyotes.

Julie: ABILITY ACTIVATE! TORO HAMMER!

Hammer Gorem smashed his hammer and sent a wave of earth at Vulkanus.

Julie: EARTH STYLE NINJA ART: CRYSTAL UPHEAVAL WAVE!

Julie punched the ground and sent a wave of earth and crystal.

Shanan fired a wave of energy, Panda King fired a wave of fire and fireworks and Gantu fired a wave of energy. The blasts all hit Vulkanus and knocked him down.

Shanan: YEAH!

Fluttershy: That was so fun!

Mage Meadowbrook: Yeah!


Battle 2: Squirrel Girl, Pinkie Pie, Somnambula, Shun, Jewel Man and Ring Man VS Whiteout


Whiteout was next.

Whiteout: (to Squirrel Girl) Sorry you guys couldn't save the villagers that were killed.

Squirrel Girl: J.D. can resurrect them. He did it many times before.

Pinkie Pie: He sure can and it will be a good revival.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) Yes it will. It will be good for China.

Shun: It sure will. After we kill Shan Yu and make him pay.

Storm Skyress: Yes that's right.

Jewel Man: He will suffer.

Ring Man: You got that right.

Whiteout: Indeed. Lets do it!

They went at him.

Squirrel Girl: Lets hit her with an all out formation blast.

Pinkie Pie: Ooh! This will be fun!

Jewel Man: We never tried this before.

Ring Man: Lets do it!

Squirrel Girl, Pinkie Pie, Somnambula, Shun, Storm Skyress, Jewel Man and Ring Man: WIND CONFETTI STYLE FORMATION ART: SPINNING CYCLONE OF CONFETTI AND JEWELS!

They spun in a septagon formation and fired a massive tornado of wind, confetti and jewels and it hit Whiteout and knocked her down.

Squirrel Girl: That was awesome!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!

Somnambula: It sure was. We never did a formation like that before.

Squirrel Girl: Yeah that was awesome!


Battle 3: Maggie, Sunset Shimmer, Gusty the Great, Alice, Charmcaster and Rose the Huntsgirl VS Atomic Skull


Atomic Skull was next.

Atomic Skull: (to Maggie) I think J.D.'s warning to the Digimon Emperor might slow down his plans a bit.

Maggie: One can only hope.

Sunset Shimmer: But what the Digimon Emperor did was unforgivable.

Gusty: Yeah he was a tyrant from what I was told.

Alice: Yeah.

Alpha Hydranoid: He was a monster worse than Saddam.

Charmcaster: He sure was.

Huntsgirl: Yeah.

Atomic Skull: Indeed. Lets do it guys.

Maggie: You got it.

They went at him.

Maggie, Sunset Shimmer, Gusty the Great, Alice, Alpha Hydranoid, Charmcaster and Rose the Huntsgirl: DARKNESS SUNFLAME STYLE FORMATION ART: BLACK SUN BLAST!

They spun in a Septagon formation and fired a blast of dark fire and magic and it formed into a black sun. The blast hit Atomic Skull and knocked him down.

Maggie: Wow! That was great!

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah it was! That was awesome!

Gusty: Very well thought out.


Battle 4: Nora Valkyrie, Rarity, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Marucho, Undermine and Brimstone VS Po Kong


Po Kong, the Demon Sorceress of the Mountain was next.

Po Kong: (to Nora Valkyrie) After this, I can't wait to eat some Chinese food.

Nora: I know. Me too.

Rarity: The food is supposed to be good in China.

Mistmane: It sure is and I love all food as much as nature.

Sable Spirit: Same here. It's amazing.

Marucho: It sure is. China has been one of my favorite places to learn all about history.

Preyas: Very interesting place.

Undermine: It sure is.

Brimstone: Yeah.

Po Kong: Indeed. Lets do it!

They went at her.

Nora: Lets use our new formation!

Nora Valkyrie, Rarity, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Marucho, Preyas, Undermine and Brimstone: MOUNTAIN TSUNAMI STYLE FORMATION ART: MOUNT KILIMANJARO TSUNAMI BLAST!

An image of Mount Kilamanjaro in Tanzania appeared behind them and they spun in an octagon formation and fired a massive wave of earth and water and the blast hit Po Kong and knocked her down with a tremendous thud.

KRACRASH!

Nora: WHOA! YEAH!

Rarity: Rapture darling! That was great!

Sable Spirit: That was fun!


Battle 5: Penny, Applejack, Rockhoof, Runo, Cyclonus and Scourge VS Pete


Pete was next.

Pete: (to Penny) I think Maleficent was planning to recruit Shan Yu at some point.

Penny: That witch!

Applejack: Lot of good that will do. Shan Yu would probably kill Maleficent when she isn't looking.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. He's that ruthless laddies.

Runo: He sure is.

Blade Tigrerra: And Maleficent is evil incarnate from what I remember.

Cyclonus: Yeah.

Scourge: What a monster.

Pete: Indeed. But if we face Maleficent in Hollow Bastion on this adventure, let me have first crack at her.

Applejack: You got it pardner.

Pete: Great! Lets do it!

They went at him.

Penny, Applejack, Rockhoof, Runo, Blade Tigrerra, Cyclonus and Scourge: DIAMOND APPLE STYLE FORMATION ART: VALKNUT OF THE PRISM DIAMOND!

They spun in a septagon formation and fired a massive blast of light and it formed into a Valknut of apples and it slammed into Pete and knocked him down.

Penny: ALL RIGHT!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was amazing! Our new formations really are fast.

Rockhoof: Aye they sure are laddie.


Battle 6: Davis Motomiya, Twilight Sparkle, Star Swirl, Dan, Blackarahnia and Beast Wars Inferno VS Mercurymon


Mercurymon was next.

Mercurymon: (to Davis) The Digimon Emperor is too obsessed with hurting Nico that he's completely forgotten about you and your team.

Davis: Yeah because Nico killed him.

Twilight Sparkle: So it's revenge for killing him in the past.

Star Swirl: But the question is, how did Nico get him in there?

Dan: Yeah it doesn't make sense.

Drago: That's what really has me curious.

Blackarachnia: Me too. What we have to be ready for is what he might do to Nico.

Inferno (BW): That's right! For the royalty of the colony!

Mercurymon: He sure is devoted and loyal huh?

Davis: Inferno is loyal all the way to J.D.

Mercurymon: Indeed. Lets get it on!

Blackarachnia: Lets do it! Blackarachnia, TERRORIZE!

Blackarachnia transformed.

Inferno (BW): Lets do it for the colony! Inferno, TERRORIZE!

Inferno transformed.

Davis Motomiya, Twilight Sparkle, Star Swirl, Dan, Drago, Blackarahnia and Beast Wars Inferno: FIRE MAGIC DRAGONSTORM STYLE FORMATION ART: FURY OF THE FIRE DRAGON BLAST!

They spun in a Septagon formation and fired a powerful fire dragon blast and it hit Mercurymon and knocked him down.

Davis: ALL RIGHT!

Twilight Sparkle: That was great!

Star Swirl: Yeah!


Battle 7: RPM & Rangers, Rainbow Dash, Flash Magnus, Lola and Kairi VS Hammer Attack Bot


Hammer Attack Bot was next.

Scott Truman: Lets do it guys!

RPM Rangers: R.P.M.! GET IN GEAR!

The RPM Rangers transformed and they were ready!

Scott: "Get In Gear! RPM Ranger Red!"

Flynn: "Get In Gear! RPM Ranger Blue!"

Summer: "Get In Gear! RPM Ranger Yellow!"

Ziggy: "Get In Gear! RPM Ranger Green!"

Dillon: "Get In Gear! RPM Ranger Black!"

Gem: "Get In Gear! RPM Ranger Gold!"

Gemma: "Get In Gear! RPM Ranger Silver!"

All: "Rangers, Get In Gear! Power Rangers RPM! Ha!"

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Troy Burrows: Lets double the power!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! RPM!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the RPM Rangers as well and Orion was Half Gold and Half Silver.

Hammer Attack Bot: WHOA! TWO RPM TEAMS!?

Rainbow Dash: YEAH! And it's awesome!

Flash Magnus: It sure is!

Lola: YEAH!

Kairi: Lets do it!

Scott Truman: RPM ENFORCER!

The RPM Rangers formed the RPM Enforcer!

Scott Truman: Care to do the honors Lola?

Lola: You bet!

Lola went over and put an Engine Cell with the Number 75 in the form of a Mermaid on it in the engine.

Lola: ENGINE CELL ACTIVATE!

Rainbow Dash and Flash Magnus: RAINBOW FLIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: FURY OF THE SKY BLAST!

They both fired rainbow and sky blasts and it formed into a furious phoenix!

Lola: FIRE!

The Rangers fired blasts of energy and Kairi fired a blast of light and the blasts all formed into a mermaid of energy and fire and light and the blasts all hit the Hammer Attack Bot and he was sent flying and he fell to the ground and exploded in a massive fiery explosion!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

They cheered!

Lola: As Nico would say, Hammer Attack Bot, you have failed this universe!

Scott Truman: You said it Lola!

Troy Burrows: Rangers, That's a Super Mega Win.

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!

Kairi: Yeah it was!


Battle 8: Eli, Nunnally, Starlight Glimmer and Clover the Clever VS Vetrix


Vetrix was next.

Eli: You will pay for your crimes Vetrix! Just like your sons did!

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah!

They went at him.

Starlight Glimmer: CONSTELLATION STYLE NINJA ART: FLIGHT OF AQUILA THE EAGLE!

The Stars of the Constellation of Aquilla the Eagle on the Celestial Equator appeared in the background behind her and she fired a massive wave of energy and wind from the stars and they formed into a huge eagle!

Clover: IRELAND STYLE NINJA ART: FURY OF THE LEPRECHAUNS!

Clover fired a wave of green energy and the blast formed into a deadly army of leprechauns.

Eli and Nunnally fired a massive wave of energy and the blasts all hit Vetrix and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

Vetrix was dead and all that was left of him was his duel disk and his severed arm.

Eli picked up his deck and he found that he had Number 8: Heraldic King Genom-Heritage, Number 30: Acid Golem of Destruction and Number 69: Heraldry Crest.

Eli: Perfect.

Nunnally: Yep.

Vetrix's spirit then appeared.

Eli: You are never gonna be welcome here Vetrix! (Holds hand up to his face) HAKAI!

He banished Vetrix to the Warp!


We regrouped.

Me: Now lets kill Shan Yu!

We went at him!

Shan Yu: I will drink your blood!

Varie: FUCK YOU HUN SCUM!

Varie kicked him in the face and knocked him down and we went at him and I slashed him in the face and cut him.

Me: That's for all the people you senselessly slaughtered!

Nico kicked him in the face and I punched him in the stomach and we really thrashed him all over.

?: Let me help too!

A figure came out and it was DAISUKE YAMAMOTO A.K.A. AMAZON of Kamen Rider!

Me: Daisuke Yamamoto!

Daisuke: It's an honor to meet you J.D.

Me: Same to you. Lets kill this fucking son of a bitch!

We went at him some more and I kicked him in the face.

Shan Yu: I'm going to enjoy drinking your blood.

Me: I eat Huns like you for breakfast!

POW!

I punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach!

Daring Do and Twilight kicked and slashed him all over.

Mulan: This is for all the pain you caused! BAMBOO STYLE NINJA ART: BAMBOO FORESTS!

Mulan punched the ground and bamboo forests formed and grew and skewered Shan Yu in his arm.

Mushu: Take this! EARTH STYLE NINJA ART: HAN DYNASTY!

Mushu punched the ground and formed the armies of the Han Dynasty! They went at him and smashed him all over the place.

Qin: No one destroys the people of my ancestral home! EARTH STYLE NINJA ART: TERRACOTTA ARMY!

Qin punched the ground and formed the Terra-Cotta Army and they slashed and cut Shan Yu all over the place.

Fire Kraken: This will burn! FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: CHINESE DRAGON!

Fire Kraken fired a wave of fire and it formed into a dragon.

Lang Yan: (Chinese Accent) This will show you no mercy! BAMBOO STYLE NINJA ART: GIANT PANDA!

Lang fired waves of bamboo and they formed into Pandas.

Mao Yan: (Chinese Accent) WIND STYLE NINJA ART: MONGOL EMPIRE!

Mao fired a wave of Wind and it formed into the armies of the Mongol Empire and they smashed and slashed and pulverized Shan Yu all over.

Mushu: Way ahead of you, sister! C'mon, Crickee! [They jump onto a paper kite decoration and float across to the tower. Shan Yu attacks Mulan, and she shinnies up a pole. Shan Yu cuts down the pole, and Mulan and the pole go through the wall. Mulan jumps up and grabs onto the roof and pulls herself up. She looks across to where Mushu and Crickee are gathering ammunition.]

Mushu: Citizens. I need firepower!

Citizen: Who are you?

Mushu: [looking fierce] Your worst nightmare. [The two men jump off the tower.]

Man: Look! On the roof!

[Mulan backs along the roof, mesuring the distance with her hands. Shan Yu crashes through the roof and raises his sword. Mulan pulls out a paper fan.]

Shan Yu: Guess you're out of ideas. [He stabs the sword through the fan; Mulan turns it around and readies the sword.]

Mulan: Not quite.

We jumped onto the roof and ready to fight.

Me: Lets dance!

We clashed more!

Lori: Take this! WIND STYLE NINJA ART: ATTILA THE HUN!

Lori fired a wave of wind and it formed into the ruthless European Dark Ages terror of Attila the Hun from 6th Century A.D. and he slashed and cut Shan Yu all over.

Bluestreak: Lets tear him apart!

May: YEAH!

Bluestreak and May used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Bluestreak's Photon Gun and May's Ice Powers 100-fold.

Acid Storm and Zuko used the Earth Cyber Planet keys as well and they enhanced Acid Storm's Hyperion-3 Blasters and Zuko's Firebending Powers 100-fold.

Bluestreak and May: BLUE COLD PHOTON BURST!

Bluestreak fired a photon blast and May fired an ice blast.

Acid Storm and Zuko: FIRESTORM OF ACID!

Acid Storm fired a massive blast of acid and Zuko fired waves of fire.

Fire Kraken: Lets burn him down!

Qin: YEAH! You and your men are not welcome here Shan Yu!

Fire Kraken, Qin, Mulan and Mushu: CHINA FURY MEGABLAST!

They fired a massive blast of fire from four points and the blasts hit him and exploded!

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Shan Yu was badly burned and scarred and he went at Mulan and I stood in front of him and then...

SQUELCH!

I punched my hand all the way through his chest, all the way through his black heart and out through his back!

Nico: YUCK!

Shan Yu was gasping for breath as he was hanging on my arm dying and blood was pouring out of his body.

Me: Remember this when you are in the Warp, Shan Yu, you fuck around with us and you dug your own grave you shitsucking fuckmonger!

Mulan: Ready, Mushu?

Mushu: [with a rocket strapped to his back] I am ready, baby! [He breaths fire on a stick and hands it to Crickee.] Light me!

Crickee lights the fuse, and I pulled my fist out and the the rocket slams into Shan Yu and send him straight into the firework tower.

Me: RUN!

Mulan: [picking up Mushu] Get off the roof, get off the roof, get off the roof!

He slammed into the tower and it exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Shan Yu was dead and banished to the Warp for all eternity!

[As the fireworks explode, she jumps, catches a lantern and swings down the cord, then drops onto Shang, who is running down the stairs. Shan Yu's sword and Mushu land nearby.]

We jumped onto the main floor.

Mushu: Ahahahahahaha! [He catches Crickee] You are a lucky bug!

Me: That was awesome! But we're not finished yet.

Eli: Why?

Lincoln: I sense an Organization XIII member coming.

Me: I feel it too!

A Dark Corridor opened and out of it came another member of Organization XIII and the hood came down and it was LARXENE THE SAVAGE NYMPH!


Larxene, the Savage Nymph (in Japanese: 非情の妖姫, Hijō no Yōki, lit. Callous Vixen), is a recurring antagonist in the Kingdom Hearts series, and the Nobody of Elrena, a member of the Dandelions. She is the twelfth member of Organization XIII as well as being the only official female member of the team (with Xion being an unofficial member), and also has a very sadistic nature. She wields a set of knives named Foudre and the power of thunder, which she uses for quick and lethal attacks.

Elrena was a Keyblade Wielder during the age of fairy tales. As her original self she was a member of the Dandelions. She first appears when Lauriam (Marluxia's original self) seeks her to ask about his missing sister Strelitzia, since she and Elrena were often going in missions together. She is very willing to help Lauriam to the point that even her Chirithy states that is not her usual behaviour since she normally doesn't care about other people.

Through unknown means, she and several other Keyblade wielders were spared from the desolation of the Keyblade War and ended up in the current timeline before losing their hearts to darkness. Elrena's empty vessel became the Nobody named Larxene who was recruited into Organization XIII.

Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days

Larxene appears as a playable character in Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days' mission mode and a minor character in story mode. She is ranked number 12 within the organization, and joins Marluxia in his plot to overthrow Xemnas as they are assigned to Castle Oblivion to manipulate and control Sora.

Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories

Larxene is the secondary antagonist of Sora's storyline during the events of Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, appearing frequently to taunt Sora and taking delight in the rage and agony she spurs in him.

Nevertheless, Larxene's cruelty was ultimately proven to be her own undoing; after she discovers Axel's unexpected betrayal and sees her plans with Marluxia have fallen apart, her friendly manner vanishes and she attacks Sora in a rage. Ultimately, she pushes Sora, Donald and Goofy too far and suffers their combined wrath after hurting Naminé and trying to kill them. She ends up being defeated and, surprisingly in death, she sounds out a cry of what appears as sadness as she is fading.

Kingdom Hearts II

Although she does not have a role in Kingdom Hearts II, she appears as an optional boss in Kingdom Hearts II: Final Mix, where the location of her Absent Silhouette is located at Port Royal, as well as in the Data Battles with the other Organization members.

Kingdom Hearts III

Larxene returns in Kingdom Hearts III, as a member of the real Organization XIII. Her sadistic nature is more toned down (presumably from being defeated by Sora) and she appears to be more patient, calculative, and cautious. She also appears to have little interest in Xehanort's plans.

She encounters Sora again in Arendelle where she explains that said world has a Princess of Heart and she believes it to be Elsa. However, Anna's actions cause her to think Anna could be the Princess she is looking for. Ultimatly, she learns that both Anna and Elsa are Princesses of Heart, and leaves to report this information to Xehanort.

Larxene is present with Marluxia at the Keyblade Graveyard when she proposed another coup. This time, however, Marluxia rejects the offer saying it would be pointless, since they were only brought in to be vessels for Master Xehanort. Demyx and Luxord soon arrive as well, much to Larxene's chagrin that they too are part of the True Organization XIII. Their superior Xemnas appears to meet with them about why those four were chosen for both the original and current Organization.

Larxene incorrectly answers that their hearts are "uber powerful" as Xemnas reveals the real reason; the four of them have a connection to the Keyblade legacy from the age of fairy tales, with Larxene being the most visibly shocked of them all.

Later in the final battle, Larxene, Luxord and Marluxia are fighting Mickey until Sora gives the King backup, and Larxene is defeated again. While she is angered by her second defeat, she does not respond to death in fear. Larxene accepts her fate, and dies with dignity, choosing death over being a vessel for Xehanort. She genuinely smiles at Sora when telling him her reasons for "going along for the ride" are secret before fading away, implying that she only joined the old and the real Organization to be with Marluxia. She later was presumably reborn as her former complete self.

She is voiced by Yuko Miyamura in Japanese and by Shanelle Workman in English.


Elena: It's my Nobody Self!

Evil Larxene: So I have 2 Lookalikes on both sides.

Lincoln: Leave this to me guys!

Lincoln walked up to her.

Evil Larxene: So you want to challenge me little man?

Lincoln: Not just challenge you. I want to kill you.

Evil Larxene: You think you can kill me?

Lincoln: I don't think, I know.

Evil Larxene: After you're dead, I'm going after those two look alikes of me next!

Lincoln: Like hell you will!

Lincoln walked up to her and Lightning was flickering around him.

Lincoln: You and I have an old score to settle and I'm getting justice for all the crimes you committed.

Massive storm clouds were rolling in. Lightning flashed and flickered in them ferociously as lightning formed furiously around Lincoln's feet.

THUNDERCLAP!

Evil Larxene formed her Lightning Kunai in massive bolts of lightning.

Then suddenly...

THUNDERCLAP!

A massive bolt of lightning hit Lincoln and he had a massive pillar of lightning explode out of him with incredible power and it shot high into the sky and formed into a deadly dragon of lightning. Lightning from the stars and cosmic energy poured into the dragon and Lincoln's power was rising fast! His energy was building at an astronomical level! When the lightning pillar faded, Lincoln stood in the middle of the floor forever changed! He looked like he was now in his 20's and he was muscular and he had his white hair in a spiky style and he had a purple and yellow lightning bolt highlight in his hair and it was surging with lightning and he had earrings on in the shape of the kanji of Thunder. Lincoln had a Thunderstorm cloud surging with lightning emblazoned in the middle of his forehead and he had raging thunderstorms in his sclera and his pupils were purple. He had a purple shirt with lightning all over it and he had he had black pants with lightning on them and yellow combat boots. He also had black fingerless gloves with the Loud House Emblem on them and he had a sleeveless Trench Coat with a massive raging storm on it and it had the kanji for "Lincoln Landon Loud - Champion of Lightning and Thunder, A Proud Brother of 16 siblings, A Heart of Gold and the Master of The Weather" on it. He had a sword with a lightning bolt blade and his wings were now purple and surging with incredible lightning. He was now a SUPER ANGEL 25,000,000 LIGHTNING HYPERSTORM THUNDERBIRD!

Me: WHOA! Lincoln you look amazing!

Nico: WOW! Lincoln!

Carol: WOW!

Eli: Lincoln transformed!

Lincoln's harem was gobstruck and they had blood dripping from their noses at how ripped he was.

Me: Lincoln, how do you feel?

Lincoln: (Divine Electrified Voice) I feel amazing guys. This power is more than enough to take down Evil Larxene.

Elena: Show no mercy on that bitch I turned into Lincoln!

Lincoln: With pleasure!

Lincoln unsheathed his sword and he went at her faster than a bolt of lightning and slashed Evil Larxene all over and he flew at incredible speed at 220 million miles per hour and kicked her in the back. Evil Larxene jumped back and fired blasts of lightning and Lincoln fired a massive blast of lightning and it hit Evil Larxene and electrocuted her all over with 900,293,293,176,392,593,286,000 Volts of Electricity! Lincoln flew at her and kicked her in the stomach with devastating force and smashed her face in with devastating force and sent her crashing into the ground! Lincoln landed and Evil Larxene got up and fired a massive wave of lightning that went through her black heart and skewered her. Then Evil Larxene screamed as she clutched her head in pain.

Evil Larxene: THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME!

Lincoln: It always will happen. As long as evil exists we will always be there to stop it and you will never be welcome here. (Holds hand to her face) HAKAI!

Lincoln banished her to the Warp.

Lincoln powered down and he had the lightning highlights and spiky hair and thunder earrings.

Me: Way to go Lincoln!

Eli: YEAH! You were awesome!

Lincoln's harem then jumped and kissed him all over the place.

The Emperor then came.

Me: Emperor Han. (Chinese Bow) It's an honor to meet you Your Excelency.

Emperor: You too J.D.

Shang: Your Majesty, I can explain! [The Emperor raises a hand and the Gang of Three move to the side, revealing Mulan.]

Emperor: I've heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father's armor...

Mulan: I know.

Emperor: Ran away from home...

Mulan: I know.

Emperor: Impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer...

Mulan (irritated): I know.

Emperor: Dishonored the Chinese Army and destroyed my palace!

Fire Kraken: We get it already!

Emperor: And... You have saved us all.

The Emperor of China bows to Mulan: Chi Fu, Captain Shang, Ling, Yao, Chien-Po and the entire gathered crowd do the same.

Emperor: And we also thank you, Team Loud Phoenix Storm. And the Masters of Evil.

Pete: Well, we can't take all the credit.

Mercurymon: It was J.D. and the others that did most of the work.

Po Kong: But you can reward us with the best Chinese Food.

Me: We were doing what was right your excellency. And we apologize for all the damage we caused to your palace.

Emperor: That's all right J.D. But we thank you so much for everything you've done for us.

Me: You're welcome. But it was an honor to help you all.

Mushu: Our little baby is all grown up and saving China! [To Crickee] Do you have a tissue?

Emperor: Chi Fu!

Chi Fu: Your Excellency?

Emperor: See that this woman is made a member of my council.

Chi Fu: What? There are no council positions open, your Majesty!

Emperor: Very well. You can have his job.

Chi Fu: Wha? ... My? ... [He faints.]

Mulan: With all due respect, your Excellency, I think I've been away from home long enough.

Emperor: Then take this [he hands her a pendant], so your family will know what you have done for me. And this [he hands her the sword of Shan Yu] so the world will know what you have done for China.

Mulan takes the gifts, then hugs the Emperor

Yao: Is she allowed to do that? [Ling, Chien-Po and Shang shrug.] Mulan steps away and hugs the Gang of Three, then walks over to Shang.

Shang: Um ... you ... You fight good.

Mulan: [disappointed] Oh. Thank you. [She mounts Khan.] Khan, let's go home. [As she rides away, everyone cheers.]

Mulan is now the bravest woman in all of China and a true hero to all.

Emperor: [To Shang] The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all.

Shang: ... Sir? ...

Emperor: You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty! [He puts on his hat and walks away.]

At Mulan's house we arrived with her.

Mulan approaches her father, who is sitting under the cherry trees. She kneels in front of him.

Fa Zhou: Mulan!

Me: Hello Master Zhou.

Mulan: Father! I've brought you the sword of Shan-Yu. And the Crest of the Emperor! They're gifts to honor the Fa Family. [Her father drops the gifts and hugs her.]

Fa Zhou: The greatest gift in honor is having you for a daughter. I've missed you so.

Mulan: I've missed you too, Baba.

Me: Master Zhou we have an amazing story to tell you.

We revealed everything.

Zhou: (Gasp) (Smiles) My little Mulan is a true hero.

Me: A brave woman who will be forever remembered in Chinese Lore for many generations to come.

Granny Fa: [watching them] Huh. She brings home a sword. If you ask me, she should've brought home a man!

Shang: Excuse me, does Fa Mulan live here?

Granny Fa and Fa Li point, dumbstruck.

Shang: Thank you.

Granny Fa: Woo! Sign me up for the next war!

Shang: Honorable Fa Zhou, I- Mulan! Uhhhh ... you forgot your helmet. Well, actually it's your helmet, isn't it, I mean ...

Mulan: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Granny Fa: Would you like to stay forever?

Shang: Dinner would be great.

Mushu: [to Great Ancestor] Come on! Who did a good job? C'mon, tell me who did a good job.

Great Ancestor: Oh, all right. You can be a guardian again.

Mushu: Aaaaahhh-haaaaaaa! Whoohoohoohoohoooo!

Crickee rings the gong; all the ancestors come out.

Mushu: Take it, Crickee! [Crickee plays a set of drums, and all the ancestors dance.]

Ancestor #2: You know, she gets it from my side of the family! [Mushu swings on a chain, yelling. He falls off and goes sliding out the Temple door.]

Great Ancestor: Guardians.

Mulan: Thanks, Mushu. [She kisses him on the forehead. Suddenly, Little Brother, followed by a herd of chickens, bursts into the Temple.]

Great Ancestor: [last line] Mushu!

Mushu got a song ready.

Mulan: (To the viewers) Huns better beware. As long as I'm here, China will be safe.

Me: Yes it will. You were amazing Mulan.

Mulan: Thanks to all of you. Thank you all so much for helping me.

Me: You're welcome Mulan.

Qin: Anything for family ancestor. And we destroyed another member of Organization XIII. 2 down, 11 to go.

Lincoln: Yep and I look awesome with this new hair and earrings.

Me: You sure do buddy and I'm very proud of you.

I resurrected all those killed by Shan Yu and fixed the damage he did.

We later went back home and I went to the computer and looked over Nico saving all those people in Twilight Town. I then saw an energy blast hit him.

Me: Freeze image!

It froze the energy blast hitting him.

I used video enhancing and it showed where the blast came from and it was from none other than XEMNAS!

Me: XEMNAS! He hit Nico with an energy blast and it implanted the Digimon Emperor into his mind! Now I know who to go after when we face him. Get ready Xemnas, when we fight, you better start praying! (Eyes Glow Red)

TO BE CONTINUED...


Part 2 is done. Mulan from 1998 is one of my favorite movies. It's about the famous and legendary woman of Chinese Folklore, Hua Mulan and she is the bravest woman ever known in Chinese history. The next part for part 3 is The Lion King from 1994 and we're going after Scar and help Simba avenge his father and we're also gonna face Marluxia and he will pay for his crimes like all the members of Organization XIII will. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys.

See you all tomorrow.