BEAUTY AND THE BEAST 1991
In Equestria, a big brutish Minotaur named IRON WILL was giving lectures and he was quite a motivational speaker.
Iron Will is a male minotaur and supporting character who first appears in the season two episode Putting Your Hoof Down. He travels around Equestria, holding assertiveness seminars. He has a habit of referring to himself in the third person and using various, often rhyming, catchphrases, such as, "When somepony tries to block, show them that you rock!"
Iron Will first appears in a flash of fireworks at his seminar in Ponyville. After putting the audience in a frenzy of enthusiasm, Iron Will proclaims that his methods would work for anyone and without any dissatisfaction. He first demonstrates his methods with Fluttershy acting as a volunteer. He gives Fluttershy advice on how not to let anyone treat her as a doormat or a pushover, with a 100% satisfaction guarantee, or she doesn't need to pay.
After hearing around town that Fluttershy "doesn't take no guff from nopony," he soon comes over to see Fluttershy in order to collect the bits she owes him for the assertiveness program. Rarity and Pinkie Pie, who had come over to confront Fluttershy about her recent reclusive behavior, try persuading Iron Will into leaving, but he shrugs their offers off after insisting that Fluttershy was overdue with her payment. Fluttershy comes out of her house and Iron Will demands he be paid his fee up front. However, because Fluttershy was not satisfied at all after her new attitude drove her friends away, she refuses to give payment. After trying to cut a deal, Iron Will is instead given an emphatic "No means no." Proving to be a minotaur of his word, he concedes, and while leaving, he comments that he should use it as a new catchphrase for his next seminar.
In the season six episode Flutter Brutter, Iron Will is depicted in a photograph in Pinkie Pie's wallet.
In season seven, Iron Will appears in Once Upon a Zeppelin as the host for the zeppelin cruise the Sparkle family is traveling on. He is soon revealed to have sent the family their tickets in order to use Twilight and Cadance's fame to increase passengers, and talks Twilight into making numerous appearances so that the rest of the family can enjoy the cruise. Eventually, Twilight decides that enough is enough, asking the other passengers to allow her her some time with her family. The other passengers, having been told that Twilight was a part of the cruise from the start, turn on Iron Will, who retorts that he had never actually promised that a princess would appear. When the passengers react with anger, Iron Will parachutes off the ship, refusing to refund their money.
In season eight, Discord temporarily hires Iron Will to be a substitute teacher at the School of Friendship in A Matter of Principals. He tells the students that they have to "make" friends by being overly forceful, pushing Yona to be as demanding as possible.
In season nine, Iron Will briefly appears in Fluttershy's group shot during The Magic of Friendship Grows in The Last Problem.
Other depictions IDW comics
A sheet of paper showing Iron Will appears on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Issue #1 page 3/Dynamic Forces cover RE. Iron Will appears alongside several other creatures on cover RI of My Little Pony: Friends Forever Issue #4. In My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Issue #19, an alternate universe Iron Will is referred to as "Mayor Iron Will?" on a sheet of paper. In My Little Pony: Friends Forever Issue #10, Fluttershy helps Iron Will get in touch with his "inner pony" so he may better support his wife and son.
In Siege of the Crystal Empire, Iron Will takes part in an invasion of the Crystal Empire with Flim and Flam, Lightning Dust, and Queen Chrysalis in hopes of regaining his lost charisma. Iron Will's participation in the invasion is voluntary at first, but by Friendship is Magic Issue #36, he begins to have second thoughts in consideration of his family.
Baby Flurry Heart's Heartfelt Scrapbook
Iron Will appears in a photograph in episode 10 of Baby Flurry Heart's Heartfelt Scrapbook, "The Magic of Friendship".
Software My Little Pony (mobile game)
Iron Will is a character in Gameloft's mobile game. His in-game description states, "iron will is 200% confident that this description captures iron will's unique brand of assertiveness!"
Merchandise
Iron Will appears on the Chaos is Magic and Season 2 posters.
Trading card
Iron Will's his name, training ponies is his game! And what does this Minotaur train ponies in exactly? Assertiveness! He's so confident that his seminar will turn you into a lean, mean, assertive machine, that he guarantees you'll be 100% satisfied. Interested? Word on the street is that his next seminar will be titled 'No Means No,' and it's coming to a town near you. If you happen to spot Iron Will around town, then please, for pony's sake, never cut in front of him in line!
The Elements of Harmony guidebook
IRON WILL is a muscle-bound minotaur who travels throughout Equestria as an inspirational speaker. He loves using his positive mantras and high-octane energy to get ponies up and moving. Iron Will has an enormous ego and often refers to himself in the third person because he loves to hear his own name.
We were watching him while hiding from the clouds and we saw him giving awesome motivational speeches.
Me: Wow. Iron Will sure is a gifted speaker.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) He sure is. He has very inspirational speeches.
Nico: He sure does. I read all his books and ideals on assertiveness and they are great.
Twilight Sparkle: They are but they turned Fluttershy into a total jerk.
Fluttershy: And it was not pretty.
Me: Whoa. But Mr. T would be proud of him.
Applejack: Who?
Eli: Mr. T is a very famous wrestler and a very famous motivational speaker.
Nico: Just like Hulk Hogan and Iron Will reminds me so much of him.
Me: Oh yeah. Built like a brick wall and just as strong as one.
Lana: Here comes the Digimon Emperor.
We saw him walk up to him.
Digimon Emperor: Excuse me? Are you Iron Will?
Iron Will: I sure am. You're Nico Chan, right? What can I do for you?
Digimon Emperor: (as Nico) For starters, (points gun at him) stand still so I can kill you!
BANG!
He shot him and knocked down Iron Will!
Me: He shot him. Just like the prediction said.
Wood Man: Guys, I know Iron Will can be a jerk. But we can't let him die!
Me: And we won't. Lets go!
We went at him.
Iron Will was too injured to move but he was playing possum.
Digimon Emperor: Now let this be a lesson to all you fools! If you so much as break the Laws of Team Loud Phoenix Storm even once, You ALL will die!
Me: SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP KEN!
KROW!
I kicked him in the face and sent him crashing into a wall.
Nico: What you did makes you no better than the Justice Lords!
RD Me: Yeah! You are a freak! What you did is like what Sindri Myr did to the Royal Defenders in my universe!
Me: Everyone he's lying to you all! This is the very same monster that took over the Digital world to rule it with an Iron fist.
Nico: Yeah!
Everyone gasped!
Laney: It's all true everyone! This monster is a ruthless tyrant! Don't listen to his lies and all that!
Amethyst Star: We won't listen to him!
Lily Valley: Yeah!
Digimon Emperor: YOU ALL ARE FOOLS TO BELIEVE THEM!
Me: YOU are the fool Ken!
Nico: I should just kill you here and now!
Digimon Emperor: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!
He ran away.
Pony: Don't worry. The people of the human world might turn against you guys. But not us!
Johnny 2x4: (smiles) Well, at least you guys haven't lost faith in us
Me: Thank goodness. But everyone on Earth has been put on full alert to not listen to the lies of the Digimon Emperor.
Nico: Yeah and the sooner we kill that bastard the better.
Zarya: He tormented us for far too long.
Lincoln: Big time.
Fabia: The people of Neathia, Gundalia, Vestal will support you too.
Starfire: Same with Tamaran.
Hawkgirl: And Thanagar.
Green Lantern: And all the planets of the Lantern Corps will too.
Me: Thanks guys.
Nico: We owe you one.
Varie and Sakura were healing up Iron Will.
Iron Will: Thank you all for saving me.
Me: Lucky that bullet hit your arm and you are lucky you're gonna be okay.
Iron Will: Yeah Iron Will is a tough guy.
Nico: You sure are.
Barricade: (to Iron Will) Despite you almost turning Fluttershy into a jerk, we saved your life. You're welcome.
Iron Will: I owe you guys big time and for that I will gladly help you out against The Digimon Emperor.
Me: Awesome. This is the 10th Prediction that came true that we were warned about him.
Yuma: Yeah. We have one more to go.
Me: And it looks like The Digimon Emperor is going to pulverize Seifer and his goons.
Nico: Let him do so.
Me: I don't like those jerkbags either. But like it or not we still have to save them.
Nico: After that, The Digimon Emperor dies after a big trial.
Zarya: Yeah!
G1 Inferno: How many people do you think hate us now?
Nico: It's too early to say. All we can do is focus on defeating the Digimon Emperor and Organization XIII and hope for the best.
Me: No one is gonna hate us Nico. I already made sure they don't. The President of the United States has been made aware of The Digimon Emperor and Organization XIII and their lies and dark natures and we have him supporting us.
Nico: Oh good.
Zarya: Yeah.
Me: And he warned everyone that if he hears about anyone hating us they will be punished to the full extent of the law via the police.
Laney: Good. Let them get what's coming to them.
Me: Just like a bunch of fuckfreaks that hate my brother that I know.
Naruto: Yeah.
Me: The President has always had our back and we helped him more times than anyone can even count. Now he's gonna do the same for us.
Lola: Cool!
Lily: That's awesome!
Me: Yep.
We got back home.
Later we were getting ready to head into the world of 1991's Beauty and The Beast, one of my all time favorites from my childhood.
Astro Man: Next, we're going to Beast's Castle.
Me: Yep. This is gonna be awesome. We're going to the world of Beauty and The Beast from 1991. It's gonna be awesome to see Prince Adam and Belle again.
Eli: It sure will. And I can't wait to kick Gaston's butt!
Me: Me too. What that guy does is considered evil. He is a Sex Offender.
Lincoln: You got that right.
Vypra, Dark Spicer, Larxene, Vexen, Vanitas, Lord Drakkon, Myotismon and Zs'Skayr then appeared.
Vypra: Can me, Dark, Larxene, Vexen, Vanitas, Drakkon, Myotismon, and Zs'Skayr come with you guys?
Me: You all sure can. We're going to the world of Beauty and the Beast from 1991.
Dark Spicer: That's my favorite! And the dancing in the ballroom is my favorite part.
Me: It sure is. This is gonna be so fun. And we're going to kill Gaston.
Lori: And then Xaldin! (FEROCIOUS GROWLING) I WILL MAKE SURE I LITERALLY KILL THAT MONSTER!
Nico: Easy Lori. Easy. I know the evil Xaldin has done lots of horrible things but just calm down till you face him and then you can unleash your fury on him.
Lori: Right. Sorry.
Me: Lets head in.
We went in and we were in the world of Beauty and The Beast from 1991.
Narrator: Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away, but she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within. And when he dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress. The prince tried to apologize, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart, and as punishment, she transformed him into a hideous beast, and placed a powerful spell on the castle, and all who lived there. Ashamed of his monstrous form, the beast concealed himself inside his castle, with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world. The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his 21st year. If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair, and lost all hope, for who could ever learn to love a beast?
(We have seen a progression of stained glass windows illustrating the narration, as well as Beast shredding his portrait. The camera slowly zooms out from the castle and we see the title.)
(Fade up on the home of Belle. She exits the front door and begins her walk into town.)
Belle: Little town, it's a quiet village. Every day, like the one before. Little town, full of little people Waking up to say…
Townsfolk 1: Bonjour! Townsfolk 2: Bonjour! Townsfolk 3: Bonjour! Townsfolk 4: Bonjour! Townsfolk 5: Bonjour!
Belle: There goes the baker with his tray like always. The same old bread and rolls to sell. Every morning just the same. Since the morning that we came to this poor provincial town.
Baker: Good morning, Belle! (Belle jumps over to the bakery)
Belle: Morning, monsieur!
Baker: Where are you off to?
Belle: The bookshop! I just finished the most wonderful story, about a beanstalk and an ogre and…
Baker: (Ignoring her) That's nice…Marie, the baguettes! Hurry up!
We came up to her.
Me: Hey Belle.
Belle: Hey guys! It's been a long time.
Zarya: It sure has. How have you been?
Belle: Great thank you. I heard you all have been going through some interesting times.
Nico: That's the understatement of the day.
Me: Yeah it's been really crazy for us.
Townsfolk: Look there she goes, that girl is strange no question. Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?
Woman 1: Never part of any crowd.
Barber: Cause her head's up on some cloud.
Townsfolk: No denying she's a funny girl, that Belle! (Belle jumps on the back of the wagon and rides through town)
Driver: Bonjour!
Woman 2: Good day!
Driver: How is your family?
Woman 3: Bonjour!
Merchant: Good day!
Me: Bonjour everyone.
Woman 3: How is your wife?
Woman 4: I need six eggs!
Man 1: That's too expensive!
Fluttershy whistled and a chicken came and gave her more than enough eggs.
Belle: There must be more than this provincial life! (Belle enters the bookshop)
Bookseller: Ah, Belle!
Belle: Good morning. I've come to return the book I borrowed.
Bookseller: (Putting the book back on the shelf) Finished already?
Belle: Oh, I couldn't put it down! Have you got anything new?
Bookseller: (laughing) Not since yesterday.
Belle: (on ladder of bookshelf) That's all right. I'll borrow… this one.
Bookseller: That one? But you've read it twice!
Belle: Well it's my favorite! (Belle swings off side of ladder, rolling down it's track) Far off places, daring swordfights, magic spells, a prince in disguise!
Me: She sure has good tastes.
Laney: Yeah she does.
Twilight Sparkle: I can tell.
Bookseller: (handing her the book) Well, if you like it all that much, it's yours!
Belle: But sir!
Bookseller: I insist!
Belle: Well thank you. Thank you very much! (leaves bookshop)
Me: That book is one of my favorites too Belle.
Belle: I'm honored that you think so.
Eli: We like all that you read and it's awesome.
Men: (looking in window, then turning to watch her) Look there she goes That girl is so peculiar! I wonder if she's feeling well!
Women: With a dreamy far-off look!
Men: And her nose stuck in a book!
All: What a puzzle to the rest of us is Belle! (Belle sits on the edge of a fountain, singing to the sheep and the washing woman in the background, who leaves)
Me: We don't think you're a puzzle at all Belle. You are one of the most kind and amazing girls we know.
Belle: Thank you so much J.D.
Me: You're welcome.
Belle: Oh! Isn't this amazing! It's my favorite part because, you'll see! Here's where she meets Prince Charming… But she won't discover that it's him 'til chapter 3!
Woman 5: Now it's no wonder that her name means 'beauty' Her looks have got no parallel!
Merchant: But behind that fair facade I'm afraid she's rather odd Very different from the rest of us…
All: She's nothing like the rest of us. Yes, different from the rest of us is Belle!
Me: Ah don't listen to them.
(Geese flying overhead, one is shot and plummets to the ground. Lefou runs over, holds out the bag, and misses catching the prize. He returns to Gaston)
Lefou: Wow! You didn't miss a shot, Gaston! You're the greatest hunter in the whole world!
Gaston: I know.
Lefou: Huh. No beast alive stands a chance against you…and no girl for that matter!
Gaston: It's true, Lefou, and I've got my sights set on that one! (pointing to Belle)
Lefou: The inventor's daughter?
Gaston: She's the one! The lucky girl I'm going to marry.
Lefou: But she's-
Gaston: The most beautiful girl in town.
Lefou: I know-
Gaston: And that makes her the best. And don't I deserve the best?
Lefou: Well of course, I mean you do, but I mean…
Gaston: Right from the moment when I met her, saw her. I said she's gorgeous and I fell. Here in town there's only she, who is beautiful as me. So I'm making plans to woo and marry Belle.
Then Gaston saw us with her!
Gaston: TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! Those monsters will not get in the way of my love!
He came at us.
Bimbettes: Look there he goes, isn't he dreamy? Monsieur Gaston, oh he's so cute! Be still my heart, I'm hardly breathing! He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute!
(Belle walks easily through the crowd of people in the town, Gaston struggles to catch up to her)
Man 1: Bonjour!
Gaston: Pardon!
Man 2: Good day!
Man 3: Mais oui!
Woman 1: You call this bacon?
Woman 2: What lovely grapes!
Man 4: Some cheese!
Woman 3: Ten yards!
Man 5: One pound
Gaston: 'Scuse me!
Man 6: I'll get the knife!
Gaston: Please let me through!
Woman 4: This bread!
Man 7: Those fish!
Woman 5: It's stale!
Man 8: They smell!
Man 9: Madame's mistaken!
All: Well maybe so…
Belle: There must be more than this provincial life!
Gaston: Just watch I'm going to make Belle my wife!
Me: (To myself) Like hell you will.
(Townsfolk gather around Gaston, and eventually surround him)
All: Look there she goes, that girl is strange but special! A most peculiar mademoiselle! It's a pity and a sin. She doesn't quite fit in!
Group 1: But she really is a funny girl.
Group 2: A beauty but a funny girl.
All: She really is a funny girl! That Belle!
Gaston: Hello, Belle.
Belle: Bonjour, Gaston.
POW!
I punched Gaston in the face and knocked him down.
Me: When are you gonna get it through your head that Belle will never be with you?
Nico: Yeah! She is not your type!
Eli: Yeah you chauvinistic brute!
CRUNCH!
Eli kicked him in the crotch!
Belle: Thanks guys but I got this.
Bimbette 1: What's wrong with her?
Bimbette 2: She's crazy!
Bimbette 3: He's gorgeous!
Lincoln walked by them: Hello ladies.
Bimbette 1: Ooh!
They were gawking at Lincoln.
Belle: Please, Gaston. I can't. I have to get home and help my father.
Me: And family is more important than talking to you.
LeFou: Ha ha ha, that crazy old loon, he need all the help he can get! (Gaston & Lefou laugh heartily)
Me: Do us all a favor and shut your fucking traps. Both of you!
Belle: Don't you talk about my father that way!
Gaston: Yeah, don't talk about her father that way! (He conks Lefou on the head.)
I pulled out my gun and shot LeFou in the leg!
BANG!
He screamed in pain.
Belle: My father's not crazy! He's a genius!
Me: Yeah and you two are big dumb Numbskulls!
Nico: (Raspberry)
KABOOM!
(Explosion in background.)
Me: WHOA!
(Gaston & Lefou continue laughing. Belle rushes home and descends into the basement.)
Belle: Papa?
Me: (Coughs) Geez! Something really went off down here.
Maurice: How on earth did that happen? Dog gonnit! (He pulls the barrel off his waist, along with his pants.)
Belle: Are you all right, Papa?
Maurice: I'm about ready to give up on this hunk of junk! (kicking machine)
Me: Maurice are you all right?
Maurice: Yeah I'm fine. Thank you. But I'm about to give up on this piece of junk.
Belle: You always say that.
Maurice: I mean it, this time. I'll never get this boneheaded contraption to work.
Belle: Yes, you will. And you'll win first prize at the fair tomorrow
Maurice: Hmmmph!
Belle: …and become a world famous inventor!
Maurice: You really believe that?
Belle: I always have.
Me: We all do.
Eli: Yeah!
Maurice: Well, what are we waiting for. I'll have this thing fixed in no time. (sliding under machine) Hand me that dog-legged clencher there… So, did you have a good time in town today?
Belle: I got a new book. Papa, do you think I'm odd?
Maurice: My daughter? Odd? (Appears from under machine with bizarre goggle contraption on his head distorting his eyes) Where would you get an idea like that?
Belle: Oh, I don't know. It's just that I'm not sure I fit in here. There's no one I can really talk to.
Me: You still have us.
Belle: True.
Maurice: What about that Gaston? He's a handsome fellow!
Belle: He's handsome all right, and rude and conceited and… Oh Papa, he's not for me!
Me: Well you'll find someone Belle. There's plenty of fish in the sea.
Maurice: Well, don't you worry, cause this invention's gonna be the start of a new life for us. (Comes out from under machine) I think that's done it. Now, let's give it a try. (machine whirs and chops wood, just as it should)
Belle: It works!
Maurice: It does? It does!
Me: YEAH IT WORKS!
Belle: You did it! You really did it!
Maurice: Hitch up Phillipe, girl. I'm off to the fair! (Log strikes him in the head, knocking him out. Fade to later in the day)
Belle: Good bye, Papa! Good luck!
Maurice: Good bye, Belle, and take care while I'm gone!
Me: Be careful!
(Maurice and Phillipe continue on their journey until they become lost)
Maurice: We should be there by now. Maybe we missed a turn. I guess I should have taken a…wait a minute. (Lifts lantern to illuminate sign giving directions to Anaheim and Valencia) No. Let's go this way!
(Phillipe looks right, at a dark, overgrown path, then left towards a more inviting route, then begins to go left)
Maurice: Come on, Phillipe! It's a shortcut. We'll be there in no time!
(Phillipe and Maurice continue through the dark.)
Maurice: This can't be right. Where have you taken us, Phillipe? We'd better turn around…and…whoa…whoa boy, whoa Phillipe. Oh, oh! Look out!
(A swarm of bats fly out of a tree. Phillipe runs through the forest avoiding everything until he almost runs over the edge of a cliff)
Maurice: Back up! Back up! Back up! Good boy, good boy. That's good, that's-back up! Steady. Steady! Hey now. Steady. (Phillipe finally bucks him off.) Phillipe! (Phillipe runs away, leaving Maurice on the edge of the cliff.) Phillipe? Oh no! (He looks up and sees wolves growling at him. Maurice runs away, being chased by the wolves. He stumbles down a hill, and lands at the gate of a castle. He grabs the locked gate and tries to shake it open.) Help! Is someone there?
(The gate opens, and Maurice runs in. He slams the gate in the faces of the wolves. Leaving his hat on the ground as the rain begins to fall, Maurice runs to the castle and bangs on the door. It creaks open and he enters, cautiously.)
Maurice: Hello? Hello?
(Watching from a table near the entrance are Lumiere and Cogsworth)
Lumiere: (Barely whispering) Old fellow must have lost his way in the woods.
Cogsworth: (Also whispering) Keep quiet! Maybe he'll go away.
Maurice: Is someone there?
Cogsworth: Not a word, Lumiere. Not one word!
Maurice: I don't mean to intrude, but I've lost my horse and I need a place to stay for the night.
Lumiere: (looking at Cogsworth like a child having just found a lost puppy) Oh Cogsworth, have a heart.
Cogsworth: Shush shush shhhhh! (Cogsworth puts hand over Lumiere'S mouth, who promptly proceeds to touch his lit candle hand to Cogsworth's hand.) Ow ow Ow OW OW OUCH!
Lumiere: Of course, monsieur, you are welcome here.
Maurice: (looking around in confusion) Who said that? (He picks up the candlestick for light, not realizing that the speaker is in his hand)
Lumiere: (Tapping him on the shoulder) Over here!
Maurice: (Spins around, pulling Lumiere to the other side) Where?
Lumiere: (Taps Maurice on the side of the head. Maurice looks at Lumiere.) Allo!
Maurice: Oh! (Startled, he drops Lumiere onto the floor.) Incredible!
Cogsworth: (hopping over) Well, now you've done it, Lumiere. Splendid, just peachy-aaarrrgghh! (Maurice picks up Cogsworth)
Maurice: How is this accomplished? (He fiddles with Cogsworth)
Cogsworth: Put me down! At once! Stop that! (giggles) Stop that, I say! (Maurice tickles the bottoms of Cogsworth's feet. He laughs. He begins to wind the spring on the back of Cogsworth's head, twisting his face around with the clock hands. Maurice opens the front of Cogsworth and begins to play with his pendulum. Cogsworth slams the door shut on his finger.) Sir, close that at once, do you mind?!
Maurice: I beg your pardon, it's just that I've never seen a clock that… aah… I mean…aah aah aah-chooo! (Maurice sneezes in the face of Cogsworth, who proceeds to wipe his face off using his clock hands in a very anachronistic windshield wiper manner. Maurice sniffles, indicating the cold he has caught from being in the rain.)
Lumiere: Oh, you are soaked to the bone, monsieur. Come, warm yourself by the fire.
Maurice: Thank you.
(Lumiere and Maurice head towards the den, with Cogsworth running after them.)
Cogsworth: No, no, no, do you know what the master would do if he finds you here. (Beast is watching the action from an overhead walkway, and rushes off as the trio enters the den.) I demand that you stop… right… there! (Cogsworth tumbles down the steps. Maurice takes a seat in a large chair in front of a roaring fire.) Oh no, no. Not the master's chair! (The footstool rushes past Cogsworth, barking up a storm.) I'm not seeing this, I'm not seeing this!
Maurice: (As the footstool rushes up to him) Well, hello there, boy. (Footstool props himself up under the feet of Maurice. Coatrack enters and removes his cloak.) What service!
Cogsworth: All right, this has gone far enough. I'm in charge here, and- (Cogsworth is run over by the (once again) anachronistic IndyCar sounding teacart of Mrs. Potts)
Mrs. Potts: (Arriving by the side of Maurice) How would you like a nice spot of tea, sir? It'll warm you up in no time. (Pours tea into cup (Chip), which hops over into Maurice's open hand)
Cogsworth: (from face down position on carpet) No! No tea! No tea!
Chip: (As Maurice sips the tea) Ha ha! His moustache tickles, momma!
Maurice: (startled by the cup) Oh! Hello!
(The door to the den slams open and a strong gust of wind blows into the room, extinguishing Lumiere's flames and the fire in the fireplace. Cogsworth dives for cover. Mrs. Potts begins to shake. Chip jumps back onto the tea cart and takes refuge from behind his mother)
Chip: Uh oh!
(Beast enters. We see him in full for the first time. He is on all fours. He looks around in the darkness.)
Beast: (growling his words) There's a stranger here.
Lumiere: (who has relit his flames) Master, allow me to explain. The gentleman was lost in the woods. He was cold and wet, so… (Lumiere's last sentence is drowned out by the very loud growl of Beast, which puts out his flames once again. Lumiere looks down, dejected.)
Cogsworth: (Coming out from under a rug) Master, I'd like to take this moment to say… I was against this from the start. It was all his fault. I tried to stop them, but would they listen to me? No, no… (Again, Beast's growl drowns out Cogsworth.)
(Maurice looks to one side of the chair, then to the other and sees Beast.)
Beast: Who are you?! What are you doing here?!
Maurice: (Very scared and backing away from the advancing Beast) I… I… I was lost in the woods and… (stares at Beast)
Beast: (Advancing on him) You are not welcome here!
Maurice: I… I'm… I'm sorry
Beast: What are you staring at?
Maurice: (Cowering under Beast) Noth-noth-nothing! (Turns to leave)
Beast: (Racing around and blocking the entrance with surprising speed) So, you've come to stare at the Beast, have you?
Maurice: Please, I meant no harm! I just needed a place to stay…
Beast: I'll give you a place to stay!
Maurice: Oh! Please! No, no! (Beast picks up Maurice, carries him out of the room and slams the door, plunging the den, along with Cogsworth, Lumiere, Mrs. Potts, and Chip into darkness. Fade out.)
(Fade in to Belle's cottage, seen from POV of Gaston and Lefou.)
Lefou: Heh! Oh boy! Belle's gonna get the surprise of her life, huh, Gaston?
Gaston: Yep. This is her lucky day!
(Gaston lets go of a branch, which swings back and hits Lefou in the turns to the band, wedding guests and others, apparently just out ofsight of Belle's cottage.)
Gaston: I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. But first, I better go in there and… propose to the girl!
(The minister, the baker, and the others laugh heartily. Camera pans quickly to show the bimbettes crying their eyes out.)
Gaston: (To Lefou) Now, you Lefou. When Belle and I come out that door-
Lefou: Oh I know, I know! I strike up the band! (He turns and begins directing the band in "Here Comes the Bride." Gaston slams a baritone over his head.)
Gaston: Not yet!
Lefou: (From inside the instrument, with his lips sticking out the mouthpiece) Sorry!
(Cut to interior of cottage. Belle is sitting in a chair reading her new book. There is a knock at the door. She puts the book down and walks to the door. She reaches up and pulls down a viewing device. She peeks through and sees an anachronistically accurate fish-eye view of Gaston. She moans.)
Me: Gaston?
Belle: Yeah.
Me: I got this.
Belle opened the door and then...
POW!
I punched him in the face and it sent him to tumble out the door and into a mud puddle.
Gaston: Whoa!
(The wedding band begins to play "Here Comes the Bride." and the door is slammed shut. Lefou, who is directing the band, looks down and sees Gaston's legs sticking out of the mud, and Pierre the pig's head sticking up. Lefou cuts off the band, and Gaston's head pops up and he had a nasty black eye, with the pig on top of him. He tilts his head, and the pig slides down his back.)
Lefou: So, how'd it go?
Gaston: (Picks up Lefou by the neck) I'll have Belle for my wife, make no mistake about that! (Gaston drops Lefou into the mud.)
Lefou: (To Pierre) Touchy!
Pierre: Grunt Grunt.
(Gaston storms off, muddy and furious, and the focus returns to the cottage. Belle pokes her head out the door.)
Belle: (To the chickens) Is he gone?
They nodded.
Me: Yeah he's gone.
Belle: Can you imagine? He asked me to marry him!
Nico: Don't worry Belle. We're not going to let him touch you.
Belle: Thanks guys. Me, the wife of that boorish, brainless… Madame Gaston, can't you just see it? Madame Gaston, his little wife. No, sir! Not me, I guarantee it. I want much more than this provincial life… (she walks into the pen and feeds the animals, then runs off singing into an open field overlooking a beautiful valley) I want adventure in the great wide somewhere, I want it more than I can tell. And for once it might be grand… To have someone understand… I want so much more than they've got planned…
Me: I know Belle. But we'll find someone for you. I'm no matchmaker but we'll find you someone.
(Phillipe runs into the open field. Belle looks at him, disturbed that Maurice is not with him.)
Belle: Phillipe!
Me: Phillipe!?
Belle: What are you doing here? Where's…? Where's Papa? Where is he, Phillipe? What happened? Oh, we have to find him, you have to take me to him!
(Belle unhitches the wagon from Phillipe.)
Me: We'll all go with you Belle.
Cut to us walking down the forest.
Me: This forest is scary.
Nico: Yeah. It's so ominous and sends shivers down your spine.
Lincoln: Yeah.
We heard wolf howls.
Me: Wolves are here.
Laney: Wow.
Then we saw a wolf pack.
Me: Wolf pack!
Zarya: I'll tame them.
Snake Man: You sure you want to tame those wolves, Zarya? I can always eat them.
Zarya: I do. The Wolf is my power in the Mysticons and I can be their friend.
Zarya went up to the wolves and tamed them and made them her friends and partners and they became our friends as well.
Nico: Wow. That is so cool.
Me: It sure is.
(How Phillipe brought Belle there is a mystery, seeing as Phillipe never made it to the castle with Maurice.)
We arrived at the castle and Zarya's new wolf friends were with her.
Belle: What is this place?
Me: Oh man. This is Prince Adam's castle.
Lasher: Beast's castle looks dark as ever.
Zarya: It sure does. Even when it's cursed, it still shows a horrifying image.
Belle: I know. But the Beast is a prince that is misunderstood.
Girl Jordan: I remember. But his castle will always be beautiful in the eyes of many.
Laney: It sure will.
Nico: Yeah.
(Phillipe snorts, then begins to buck as if something is scaring him. Belle dismounts and comforts him.)
Belle: Phillipe, please, steady. (She enters the gate and sees Maurice's hat on the ground.) Papa.
Me: He's here. Lets go.
(Cut to interior of castle with Cogsworth and Lumiere discussing events.)
Cogsworth: Couldn't keep quiet, could we? Just had to invite him to stay, didn't we? Serve him tea, sit in the master's chair, pet the pooch.
Lumiere: I was trying to be hospitable.
(Cut back to door opening and Belle entering castle.)
Belle: Hello? Is anyone here? Hello? Papa? Papa, are you here?
Me: Hello? Anyone home?
Eli: Hello?
(We follow as Belle ascends the grand staircase and searches for her father. Cut to kitchen where Mrs. Potts is standing next to a tub of hot water. Chip hops in.)
Chip: Momma. There's a girl in the castle!
Mrs. Potts: Now, Chip, I won't have you making up such wild stories.
Chip: But really, momma, I saw her.
Mrs. Potts: (Disgusted) Not another word. Into the tub. (She lifts Chip into the tub. Featherduster enters)
Featherduster: A girl! I saw a girl in the castle!
Chip: (poking his head out from the water) See, I told ya!
(Cut back to Lumiere and Cogsworth bickering)
Cogsworth: Irresponsible, devil-may-care, waxy eared, slack-jawed-
Belle: Papa?
(Cogsworth and Lumiere turn to look at the new arrival)
Lumiere: Did you see that? (Running to the door and poking his head around the corner with Cogsworth) It's a girl!
Cogsworth: I know it's a girl.
Lumiere: And Team Loud Phoenix Storm is with her! Don't you see? She's the one. The girl we have been waiting for. She has come to break the spell! (He chases after her.)
Cogsworth: Wait a minute, wait a minute!
(Belle advances down a narrow hallway. Cogsworth and Lumiere sneak up behind her and open the door that leads to the tower where Maurice is being kept. The door creaks open and Belle hears the sound)
Me: This place gives me the creeps.
Brittney: It's still a beautiful castle.
We followed Belle.
Belle: Papa? Papa? (Cogsworth hides behind the door and Lumiere rushes off.) Hello? Is someone here? Wait! I'm looking for my father! (She begins up the stairs, but doesn't realize that Lumiere is watching her.) That's funny, I'm sure there was someone… I-I-Is there anyone here?
(Maurice's voice echoes from his cell)
Maurice: Belle?
Me: Maurice?
Belle: Papa! (Rushes up to the cell to find him)
Maurice: How did you find me?
Belle: Oh, your hands are like ice. We have to get you out of here.
Me: Yeah.
Maurice: Belle, I want you to leave this place.
Belle: Who's done this to you?
Maurice: No time to explain. You must go…now!
Belle: I won't leave you!
(Suddenly, Beast grabs Belle's shoulder and whips her around. She drops the torch she was carrying into a puddle and the room is dark except for one beam of light from a skylight.)
Beast: What are you doing here?
Maurice: Run, Belle!
We hid.
Belle: Who's there? Who are you?
Beast: The master of this castle.
Belle: I've come for my father. Please let him out! Can't you see he's sick?
Beast: Then he shouldn't have trespassed here.
Belle: But he could die. Please, I'll do anything!
Beast: There's nothing you can do. He's my prisoner.
Belle: Oh, there must be some way I can…wait! (pause) Take me, instead!
Beast: You! You would take his place?
Maurice: Belle, no! You don't know what you're doing!
Belle: If I did, would you let him go?
Beast: Yes, but you must promise to stay here forever.
(Belle ponders the situation and realizes she can't see the captor)
Belle: Come into the light.
(Beast drags his legs, then his whole body into the beam of light. Belle looks, her eyes growing wider until she can stand no more and falls back to Maurice.)
Me: Prince Adam? Is that you?
We went up to him.
Beast: J.D., Everyone!
Eli: It's good to see you again.
Maurice: How do you know him?
Me: It's all right Maurice. He's a friend. We'll tell you all about it later. By the way Prince Adam, did you see anything unusual here like a man wearing a black outfit?
Beast: Yes I did.
Eli: Oh no.
Beast: Look, guys. Despite the fact that I'm stuck in this form right now, it really is good to see you guys.
Myotismon: Relax, Adam. I'm a vampire Digimon. So, I'm not one to judge.
Me: But it's great to see you again as well Adam. But I'm afraid we have big problems. Xaldin is back.
Beast gasped.
Me: Yeah. This is an evil version of him and not the one of the Masters of Evil that we know.
I went over his history.
Xaldin, also known as the Whirlwind Lancer, is the third member of Organization XIII and a major antagonist in the Kingdom Hearts series. He is a silver-tongued Nobody who controls the wind. He wields six lances named Lindworm and uses his powers over wind to manipulate all six at once, for both offensive and defensive purpose.
Xaldin's lances can transform into a dragon-shaped contraption to attack opponents with whirlwinds. He controls the lance-wielding Dragoon Nobodies.
He is the main antagonist of the Beast's Castle arcs in Kingdom Hearts II and a minor ally and playable character in 358/2 Days.
He was voiced by David Dayan Fisher in the English dubbed version who also portrayed Shaw in National Treasure, and Yōsuke Akimoto in the Japanese version.
Xaldin was once Dilan, a castle guard working under Ansem the Wise, benign lord of the Radiant Garden kingdom, who met Ventus and later took Aqua's armor and Keyblade into the castle. Becoming a Nobody to be free of feelings, Xaldin understood the setbacks of lacking a heart, but kept a clear disdain towards people who follow their hearts, especially towards the Beast.
Xaldin secretly begins his attempt to manipulate the Beast's rage to create a powerful Nobody and Heartless. He then kidnaps Belle, forcing the Beast to choose whether Belle or the rose is more important to him. The plan fails when Belle gets away with the rose and Xaldin falls against Sora and the Beast, fading into nothingness.
However, in Dream Drop Distance, it's revealed that he was revived as Dilan along with Even, Aeleus, Ienzo and Lea.
Everyone gasped.
Lori: (GROWLS FEROCIOUSLY)
Beast: What's wrong with Lori?
Me: We faced Xaldin 3 years ago the first time and she is so pissed off about Xaldin trying to destroy your relationship with Belle. She has a huge personal vendetta against him.
Nico: Yeah. It's true. Lori HATES Xaldin more than life itself.
Zarya: It's not pretty.
Me: Yeah.
Beast: I see. I'll show you to your room.
(Beast leads Belle and us to her room. As we proceed, Belle begins to lag behind. She looks at the hideous sculptures on the walls and the light casting shadows on them. Frightened, she gasps and runs to catch up with Beast.
Twilight Sparkle: Prince Adam what happened here that caused this castle to become like this?
Beast: It's a really nasty story.
Me: It's a curse that was put on the castle.
Laney: Yeah.
Me: We'll do everything we can to help you Prince Adam.
Beast: Thank you.
(Beast continues, and Belle reluctantly follows. Cut to int. of Belle's room, dark. The door opens and light spills in.)
Beast: (Tenderly) Now, if you need anything, my servants will attend you.
We went in.
Me: Thank you Prince Adam.
We went in and he closed the door.
(There is a 'clink clink clink' at the door. She gets up and walks over to open the door. Mrs. Potts enters with Chip and their entourage.)
Belle: Who is it?
Mrs. Potts: (from outside the door) Mrs. Potts, dear. (Door opens.) I thought you might like a spot of tea.
Belle: (amazed at the fact that she is listening to a walking tea set) But you're… You're a… (bumps into the wardrobe)
Wardrobe: Ooh! Careful!
Belle: (sits on bed) This is impossible-
Wardrobe: (leans 'shoulder' on bed, popping other end and Belle into the air) I know it is, but here we are!
Me: It's part of the curse that the Beast is on. Not only did the Prince get cursed. But so did all the people who live here. They got turned into objects.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Mrs. Potts it's a pleasure to meet you.
Mrs. Potts: And it's an honor to meet the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Chip: Same here. You guys are my heroes.
Me: We're honored.
Chip: (as sugar and cream are being poured into him) I told you she was pretty, Mama, didn't I?
Mrs. Potts: All right, now, Chip. That'll do. (Chip hops over to Belle, who is sitting on the floor) Slowly, now. Don't spill!
Belle: Thank you. (She picks up Chip, and is about to take a sip of tea.)
Chip: (To Belle) Wanna see me do a trick? (Chip takes a big breath, then puffs out his cheeks and blows bubbles out the top of the cup.)
Mrs. Potts: (admonishingly) Chip!
Chip: (looking guilty) Oops. Sorry.
Me: That's funny.
Eli: It sure was. But Belle here's how the spell went down here.
Belle: How did it happen?
Eli went over what happened at the castle.
The Enchantress is the one who placed the spell on the Prince, the castle, and everyone inside the castle for the Prince's cruel ways. She is cunning, taking on the disguise of an old, helpless woman seeking shelter to test the Prince's heart. Her morality, however, is up for debate, particularly because of the debate over the Beast's age when he was cursed, and how she cursed everyone in the castle rather than just the guilty party (such as Chip Potts, who was undebatably a child at the time), as well as being implied to have cursed the forest surrounding the castle making it dark and infested by wolves and bats so only few would dare to enter.
Belle gasped.
Me: Yeah. This whole castle and the area around it as well as Prince Adam and the people here are all cursed. Prince Adam is now a beast and all the people that live here have been turned into objects.
Belle: There has to be something we can do.
Mrs. Potts: (To Belle) That was a very brave thing you did, my dear.
Wardrobe: We all think so.
Me: Yeah. And your father is staying in a better room than the dungeon.
Lola: That's right.
Me: Also you still have us with you.
Mrs. Potts: That's right. Cheer up, child. It'll turn out all right in the end. You'll see. (She looks up, startled.) Ooh, listen to me… jabbering on while there's a supper to get on the table. Chip!
Chip: (hopping away) Bye!
(Belle stands and the wardrobe approaches her.)
Me: I bet you are hungry Belle?
Belle: I suppose I am.
Me: Lets go.
(Door creaks open. Belle and us silently emerges. We see our feet go by as three bright spots shine through a curtain at floor level. Behind it are Lumiere and the featherduster.)
Featherduster: Oh, no!
Lumiere: Oh, yes!
Featherduster: Oh, no!
Lumiere: Oh, yes, yes, yes!
Featherduster: I've been burnt by you before!
(Lumiere and the featherduster have emerged and he takes her in his arms. Suddenly he looks up and sees Belle walking down the hall. He drops the featherduster.)
Featherduster: Oof!
Lumiere: Zut alors! She has emerged!
(Cut to kitchen, where we find Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts, Chip and the stove.)
Mrs. Potts: Come on, Chip. Into the cupboard with your brothers and sisters. (helping him in)
Chip: (yawning) But I'm not sleepy.
Mrs. Potts: Yes, you are.
Chip: No, I'm…not. (He falls asleep and Mrs. Potts shuts the cupboard door.)
(A banging of pots and pans comes from the stove.)
Stove: I work and I slave all day, and for what? A culinary masterpiece gone to waste.
Mrs. Potts: Oh, stop your grousing. It's been a long night for all of us.
Cogsworth: Well, if you ask me, she was just being stubborn. After all, he did say 'please.'
Mrs. Potts: But if the master doesn't learn to control that temper, he'll never break the-
(Belle and us enter, and Cogsworth cuts off Mrs. Potts before she can say 'spell.')
Cogsworth: (interrupting) Splendid to see you out and about, mademoiselle and friends.
Me: Hello Cogsworth.
Eli: Good to see you again.
Cogsworth: Same to you Eli.
Me: We came to help you all. Also we're really hungry.
(Lumiere came running in.)
Cogsworth: I am Cogsworth, head of the household. (He leans over to kiss Belle's hand, but Lumiere butts in front of him.) This is Lumiere.
Lumiere: En chante, cherie.
Eli: Bonjour Lumiere.
Lumiere: Ah Eli it's good to see you again.
Lincoln: It's an honor to meet you.
Cogsworth: (trying to talk around Lumiere who is still kissing Belle's hand) If there's…stop that…anything that we…please (finally shoving him out of the way)…can do to make your stay more comfortable. (Lumiere burns the hand of Cogsworth) Ow!
Belle: I am a little hungry.
Me: We're all very hungry.
Mrs. Potts: (excited, to the other tea pots) You are? Hear that? She's hungry. Stoke the fire, break out the silver, wake the china.
(The fire on the stove roars to life, and drawers open to reveal silverware standing at attention.)
Cogsworth: (secretively) Remember what the master said.
Mrs. Potts: Oh, pish tosh. I'm not going to let the poor child and our friends go hungry.
Cogsworth: (thinking he is giving in to the ultimate demand) Oh, all right. Glass of water, crust of bread, and then-
Lumiere: Cogsworth, I am surprised at you. She's not our prisoner. She's our guest! We must make her feel welcome here. (to Belle) Right this way, mademoiselle and friends.
Cogsworth: Well keep it down. If the master finds out about this, it will be our necks!
Beast came.
Beast: It's all right Cogsworth. They are friends.
Lumiere: Of course, of course. But what is dinner without a little music?
(Lumiere has started out the swinging door. He lets it close, and the door hits Cogsworth and sends him across the room to land in a pan filled with (what looks like) pancake batter. He screams his line as he is in flight.)
Cogsworth: MUSIC?!
(Cut to dining room, where Belle is seated at the end of a long table. Lumiere is on the table and a spotlight shines on him.)
Lumiere: Ma chere, mademoiselle. It is with deepest pleasure and greatest pride that I welcome you tonight. And now, we invite you to relax. Let us pull up a chair for you all as the dining room proudly presents…your dinner. Be... our... guest, be our guest, put our service to the test, tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie and we provide the rest!
(The chair has wrapped a napkin around Belle's neck, who takes it off and places it on her lap. The chair's arms put it's hands on it's 'waist' as if it were mad.)
Lumiere: Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres! Why we only live to serve! Try the grey stuff, it's delicious! Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!
(Lumiere offers Belle a plate of hors d'oeuvres. She dips her finger in one, and tastes it. We taste them.)
Lumiere: They can sing, they can dance! After all, miss, this is France! And a dinner here is never second best! Go on unfold your menu, take a glance and then you'll be our guest, oui, our guest, be our guest!
(A cabinet at the end of the table opens to reveal a large china collection, which rolls out and begins to perform. Lumiere hands Belle a menu, which she begins to read.)
Lumiere: Beef ragout, cheese souffle, pie and pudding en flambe! We'll prepare and serve with flair a culinary cabaret!
(Plates of food go dancing by, with Cogsworth in the pudding. Lumiere sets his torch to it, and it explodes, turning Cogsworth's face black with soot.)
Lumiere: You're alone and you're scared, but the banquet's all prepared! No one's gloomy or complaining, while the fatwares entertaining!
(The flatware enters a 'Busby Berlkley-esque' swimming scene.)
Lumiere: We tell jokes, I do tricks with my fellow candlesticks... (standing on a plate, is elevated and begins to juggle his candles.)
Mugs: (entering the shot) "Und" it's all in perfect taste that you can bet! (They begin a gymnastics routine, hopping over one another and passing a beverage from one to the next)
All: Come on and lift your glass, you've won your own free pass to be our guest!
Lumiere: If you're stressed, it's fine dining we suggest!
All: Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest! (They leave except Cogsworth, who looks scared, then begins to inch away.)
Lumiere: Life is so unnerving, for a servant who's not serving! (enters and holds him there.) He's not whole without a soul to wait upon...
Cogsworth: Get off! (blows out the candles.)
Lumiere: Ah, those good old days when we were useful. Suddenly, those good old days are gone. (Lumiere sings as if he were reminiscing. Snow begins to fall. Cogsworth looks up and sees the salt and pepper shakers doing their thing.) Ten years we've been rusting, needing so much more than dusting, needing exercise, a chance to use our skills! (Lumiere dusts the salt of the head of Cogsworth, who tries to escape. He trips and falls into the gelatin mold.) Most days just lay around the castle, flabby fat and lazy, you walked in, and oops-a-daisie! (Lumiere jumps on a spoon in the gelatin, which catapults Cogsworth out of the mold.)
(Cut to kitchen, where Mrs. Potts is surrounded by soap bubbles.)
Mrs. Potts: It's a guest, it's a guest! Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed! Wine's been poured and thank the Lord, I've had the napkins freshly pressed! (continues to dance around the kitchen) With dessert, she'll want tea, and my dear, that's fine with me! While the cups do their soft shoeing, I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing! I'll get warm, piping hot- Heaven's sake, is that a spot? Clean it up, we want the company impressed! We've got a lot to do- Is it one lump or two? For you our guest! (Mrs. Potts is cleaned off by a napkin. She hops onto the tea cart and rolls into the dining room, where she offers tea to Belle.)
All: They're our guests!
Mrs. Potts: They're our guest!
All: They're our guests! Be our guest! Be our guest! Our command is your request! It's ten years since we had anybody here, and we're obsessed! With your meal, with your ease, yes indeed, we aim to please! While the candlelight's still glowing, let us help you we'll keep going-
(The china and candlesticks perform an elaborately choreographed dance sequence, ending in a c.u. of Lumiere.)
All (with Lumiere): Course... by... course, one by one, 'til you shout "Enough, I'm done!" Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest! Tonight you'll prop your feet up, but for let's eat up! Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Please Be our gueeeeeeeeeeeeest!
(A fantastic ending comes of the song, with silverware flying through the air, plates and featherdusters dancing, and Cogsworth the focus of attention, until Lumiere comes sliding in and sends him flying out of camera range.)
We cheered wildly.
Me: That was awesome!
Eli: I always love that song!
Nico: Me too!
Beast: A great song.
Belle: Bravo! That was wonderful!
Cogsworth: Thank you, thank you, mademoiselle. Yes, good show, wasn't it?
Eli: It was great Cogsworth. Just like I remember.
Nunnally: It sure was fun.
Nico: Yeah it was.
Zarya: Yeah!
Cogsworth: (Looking at his own face) Oh, my goodness, look at the time. Now, it's off to bed, off to bed!
(Lumiere comes up next to Cogsworth.)
Belle: Oh, I couldn't possibly go to bed now. It's my first time in an enchanted castle.
Me: Ours too.
Cogsworth: Enchanted? Who said anything about the castle being enchanted? (He tries to cover it up, just as a fork runs past. To Lumiere) It was you, wasn't it!?
Belle: I... figured it out for myself.
Me: Because we all figured it out and we told her.
Belle: (Cogsworth and Lumiere have been fighting. They both look at her, then stop. Cogsworth dusts himself off, and Lumiere fixes his wax nose.) I'd like to look around, if that's all right.
Lumiere: (excited) Oh! Would you like a tour?
Me: We sure would.
Maurice: I would love to see more of this castle.
Cogsworth: Wait a second, wait a second. I'm not sure that's such a good idea. (Confidentially, to Lumiere) We can't let her go poking around in certain places, if you know what I mean.
Belle: (Poking Cogsworth in the belly (like the Pillsbury doughboy)) Perhaps you could take me. I'm sure you know everything there is to know about the castle.
Cogsworth: (flattered) Well, actually, ah yes, I do!
(Fade to Cogsworth, Lumiere, and Belle walking down a hall with the footstool. Cogsworth is lecturing.)
Cogsworth: As you can see, the pseudo facade was stripped away to reveal a minimalist rococo design. Note the unusual inverted vaulted ceilings. This is yet another example of the neo-classic baroque period, and as I always say, if it's not baroque, don't fix it! Ha ha ha. Now then, where was I? (He turns to find the heads of the suits of armor have turned to follow Belle.) As you were! (They all snap back to face forward.) Now, if I may draw your attention to the flying buttresses above the-uh, mademoiselle?
(Cogsworth turns back to the group and is one girl short. He sees her beginning to climb the grand staircase. He and Lumiere run up to her and jump in front of her, blocking her progress upstairs.)
Belle: What's up there?
Me: That must be the West Wing.
Cogsworth: Where? There? Oh, nothing. Absolutely nothing of interest at all in the West Wing. Dusty, dull, very boring.
(Lumiere has been shaking his head, but Cogsworth nudges him and he nods in agreement.)
Belle: Ah, so that's the West Wing.
Lumiere: (To Cogsworth) Nice going!
Belle: I wonder what he's hiding up there.
Me: It's part of why this Castle and everything and everyone in it is Cursed.
Vanitas: Let's go down to the Dungeon and see if we can kill any Heartless there.
Me: Okay.
Belle: That's a good idea.
We went down to the dungeons and 45 minutes later we came back.
Me: That's that.
We had auras like fire.
Zarya: Yeah.
The wolves nuzzled Zarya.
Nico: Cool.
Beast: Guys I need to show you all something.
Belle: What is it?
He took us to the West Wing and we went into Beast's room and he showed us the Rose. Belle's excitement begins to dwindle, though, when she enters the hallway leading to Beast's lair. As she walks down the hall, she stops to look in a mirror that has been shattered into several pieces, each one reflecting her concerned look.
Me: Whoa. These mirrors are all broken.
Belle: Yeah.
She reaches the end of the hall and finds a closed door with gargoyle handles.
Lucy Loud: Now that's my kind of door handle.
Belle takes a deep breath, then reaches out and opens the door. We went inside and we begin to explore. We are truly shocked by everything we see.
Me: What a mess.
Nico: No kidding.
Eli: Yeah.
We wanders around, looking, and Belle knocks over a table, but she catches it before it crashes to the floor. She then turns her head and sees a shredded picture on the wall. We can only see part of a portrait. It is the same portrait that was shredded in the opening. Belle reaches out and lifts the shreds of the picture to reveal the prince.
Me: Is this your room Prince Adam?
Beast: Yes. Yes it is.
Me: Oh man.
We look at the portrait and we saw that it was a picture of Prince Adam before he turned into the Beast. But then we saw a pink light and then we turned our heads and saw the rose under the bell jar. She walks over to it, her eyes transfixed. We went to the rose.
Laney: Is that the rose?
Beast: Yes. It's linked to the spell that I'm under. The rose has been in bloom for over 10 years and it's now starting to wilt.
I saw that 4 petals have fallen.
Me: 4 petals have fallen.
Beast: Yes. I have to learn how to love another and earn Belle's love in return by the time the last of the petals falls.
Me: That's why you're cursed to be like this.
Beast: Yes. But if I can't do it then I'm gonna be like this forever.
Me: The rose is like a timer. Looks like we only have a few days left from the looks of it.
Zarya: Then we got to hurry.
Lola: And fast.
Eli: Yeah
Brittney: Lets see here.
She pulled out a book on Supernatural Curses and Enchanted Artifacts.
Brittney scrolled through the pages and she found something really interesting.
Brittney: Here it is. "The Curse of The Cruelty Beast."
Belle: What's that one about?
Brittney: It is a curse that turns someone whose heart is as black as night into a beast.
Beast: Exactly like me.
Belle: Is there any way to undo the curse?
Brittney: Yes but there's a huge catch. The person afflicted with this curse has to learn how to love another by the time a magical flower loses all its petals or they will be a beast permanently.
We gasped!
Eli: That's terrible!
Lincoln: No kidding.
Laney: How much time do you think we have on the rose?
Brittney: From the looks of things, I would have to say only about a week. Maybe a month. Less than a year max.
Nico: Oh man.
Then we felt an energy signal and we turned and we saw a Heartless! It was THE THRESHOLDER!
Harley Quinn: Aw, crap! It's a Thresholder!
Zarya fired energy blasts and destroyed the Thresholder.
Zarya: It WAS a Thresholder.
Nico: That's it for that Heartless.
Me: Yep.
We got a massive power boost from him.
Vexen saw Nico writing something.
Vexen: What are you doing, Nico?
Nico: I'm writing a threat to Gaston. I'm gonna have Hawkeye shoot it at his front door as soon as I'm done.
Vexen: Ooh clever. Hopefully his arrow will reach it.
Nico: It will.
Nico rolled the message up.
Nico: It's ready.
Me: Don't worry Prince Adam, we'll gladly help you out. Team Loud Phoenix Storm never abandon's anyone.
Beast: Thank you.
Fade to Gaston's tavern, which is empty except for Gaston, Lefou and Monsieur D'arque, who are all sitting at a table.)
D'arque: I don't usually leave the asylum in the middle of the night, but they said you'd make it worth my while. (Gaston pulls out a sack of gold and tosses it in front of him. He takes out a piece, scrapes it on his chin and continues.) Aah, I'm listening.
Gaston: It's like this. I've got my heart set on marrying Belle, but she needs a little persuasion.
Lefou: (butting in) Turned him down flat!
Gaston: (slams a beer mug on Lefou's head.) Everyone knows her father's a lunatic. He was in here tonight raving about a beast in a castle…
D'arque: Maurice is harmless.
Gaston: The point is, Belle would do anything to keep him from being locked up.
Lefou: Yeah, even marry him!
(Gaston gives him another threatening look, and he ducks back under the mug.)
D'arque: So you want me to throw her father in the asylum unless she agrees to marry you? (They both nod in agreement.) Oh, that is despicable. I love it!
Suddenly an arrow fired through the window and Gaston just avoided an arrow as it hit the wall near him. On the arrow was a piece of paper. He took the paper, unfolded it, and read it.
Gaston (reads paper): "Hey, Gaston. This is Nico Chan. I'm a friend of your wife, Belle. Oh wait. She's not your wife. YOU'RE TRYING TO FORCE HER TO MARRY YOU! I guess that makes you a sex offender, huh? Don't worry. I won't tell anyone of that. At least, I won't if you give me all the money you have in 24 hours. It's been nice talking to you. P.S. You're not as cool as you say you are!" (to Shadow Stalker) Shadow Stalker, when the time comes, you have your target.
The Shadow Stalker agreed and disappeared.
Lefou: What are you gonna do!?
Gaston: I won't be intimidated. D'arque, my plan will still go on.
(Fade to ext of castle. Belle is playing in the snow with Phillipe and the footstool. Beast, Cogsworth and Lumiere watch from the balcony.)
Beast: I've never felt this way about anyone. (Looks excited) I want to do something for her. (Looks discouraged.) But what?
Cogsworth: Well, there's the usual things-flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep…
Lumiere: Ahh, no no. It has to be something very special. Something that sparks her interest… Wait a minute.
Me: She likes reading books.
Beast: That's perfect.
(Cut to the hallway leading to library. Beast and Belle are alone.)
Beast: Belle, there's something I want to show you. (Begins to open the door, then stops.) But first, you have to close your eyes. (She looks at him questioningly.) It's a surprise.
(Belle closes her eyes, and Beast waves his hand in front of her. Then he opens the door. He leads her in.)
Belle: (Just as she enters the room) Can I open them?
Beast: No, no. Not yet. Wait here. (He walks away to draw back the curtains. He does, and brilliant sunlight spills into the room.)
Belle: (flinches reflexively as the light hits her face.) Now can I open them?
Beast: All right. Now.
Belle: (opens her eyes and the camera pulls back to reveal the gigantic library filled with books.) I can't believe it. I've never seen so many books in all my life!
Me: Wow! What a library.
Beast: You-you like it?
Belle: It's wonderful.
Beast: Then it's yours.
Belle: Oh, thank you so much.
(Cut to Belle and Beast in bkgd, with objects including Chip in foreground watching them.)
Mrs. Potts: Oh, would you look at that?
Lumiere: Ha ha! I knew it would work.
Chip: What? What works?
Cogsworth: It's very encouraging.
Featherduster: Isn't this exciting!
Chip: I didn't see anything.
Mrs. Potts: Come along, Chip. There's chores to be done in the kitchen.
Chip: But what are they talking about? What's going on? C'mon, Mom!
(The objects walk away. Fade to breakfast table with Belle at one end and Beast at the other, with Mrs. Potts between them. Belle is served breakfast, and as she begins to eat, she looks at Beast, gobbling up his food with no table manners whatsoever. Chip laughs, but Mrs. Potts shoots him an admonishing look. Belle turns away and tries to ignore it, but Chip comes to the rescue. He nudges the spoon with his nose, and Beast reaches out for it (very 3-D-ishly). Belle looks at him in wonder as he tries to eat with the spoon, but he has little success. Finally, Belle puts down her spoon and lifts her bowl as if in a toast. Beast looks at the compromise and does the same. They both begin to sip their breakfast out of their bowls. Fade to courtyard where Belle and Beast are feeding the birds.)
Belle: There's something sweet, and almost kind, but he was mean, and he was coarse and unrefined. And now he's dear, And so unsure, I wonder why I didn't see it there before.
(Belle is trying to attract some birds to Beast who shoves a handful of seed at them. Finally, she takes a handful and gently spreads it out, creating a trail. One lands in his hands, and he looks up thrilled.)
Beast: She glanced this way, I thought I saw, and when we touched, she didn't shudder at my paw. No it can't be, I'll just ignore, but then she's never looked at me that way before.
(Belle has ducked around a tree, leaving Beast with the birds. She begins to look doubtful again, but turns her head around the tree and laughs. Beast is covered with birds.)
Belle: New, and a bit alarming. Who'd have ever thought that this could be? True, that he's no Prince Charming. But there's something in him that I simply didn't see.
SPLAT!
Me: OH! (Laughs) She nailed him good.
Nico: Nice shot!
(Belle throws a snowball at Beast, who had looked at her proudly after the birds flew away. He begins to gather a large pile of snow. We cut to the objects, looking out of a window at the two. In the background, Belle throws another snowball at Beast, who drops his huge pile of snow on his head. He chases her around a tree, but she ducks around the other side and sneaks up on him from behind.)
Lumiere: Well who'd have thought?
Mrs. Potts: Well bless my soul.
Cogsworth: And who'd have known?
Mrs. Potts: Well who indeed?
Lumiere: And who'd have guessed they'd come together on their own?
Mrs. Potts: It's so peculiar
All: We'll wait and see, a few days more, there may be something there that wasn't there before
(Fade to den where Belle sits in front of a roaring fire and reads to Beast. The objects including Chip watch from doorway)
Cogsworth: You know, perhaps there's something there that wasn't there before.
Chip: What?
Mrs. Potts: There may be something there that wasn't there before.
Chip: What's there, mama?
Mrs. Potts: Shhh. I'll tell you when you're older. (Lumiere and Fifi closing the
Cogsworth: Right then! You all know why we're here. We have exactly 12 hours, 36 minutes, and 15 seconds to create the most magical, spontaneous, romantic atmosphere known to man or beast. (Chuckles weakly) "Or beast.." (pause) Right. Need I remind you that if the last petal falls from this rose, the spell will never be broken! Very well. You all know your assignments. Half of you to the West Wing, half of you to the East Wing, the rest of you, come with me.
Lumiere: Hoho, lighten up Cogsworth and let nature take its course.
Mrs. Potts: It's obvious there's a spark between them.
Cogsworth: Yes yes yes... But there's no harm in fanning the flames. You know, a little. Besides, they must fall in love tonight if we ever expect to be human again.
Lumiere: Aaah...human again...
Mrs. Potts: Human again...
Lumiere: Yes, think what that means...
Lumiere: I'll be cooking again, be good-looking again, with a mademoiselle on each arm. When I'm human again, only human again, poised and polish and gleaming with charm. I'll be courting again, chic and sporting again
Mrs. Potts: Which should cause several husbands alarm!
Lumiere: Ha, ha! I'll hop down off this shelf, and tout de suite be myself,
Lumiere, Mrs. Potts and Cogsworth: I can't wait to be human again
Essentials: When we're human again, only human again, when we're knickknacks and whatnots no more. When we're human again, good and human again
Wardrobe: Oh, cherie, won't it all be top drawer? I'll wear lipstick and rouge, and I won't be so huge. Why, I'll easily fit through that door! I'll exude savoir faire I'll wear gowns, I'll have hair. It's my prayer to be human again.
Mrs. Potts & Cogsworth: When we're human again, only human again, when the world once more starts making sense.
Cogsworth: I'll unwind, for a change.
Lumiere: Really? That'd be strange.
Cogsworth: Can I help it if I'm t-t-tense? In a shack by the sea, I'll sit back, sipping tea. Let my early retirement commence! Far from fools made of wax, I'll get down to brass tacks and re-LAAAAAAX!
Chorus: When I'm human again! So sweep the dust from the floor. Let's let some light in the room. I can feel, I can tell someone might break the spell any day now! Shine up the brass on the door. Alert the dust pail and broom. If it all goes as planned our time may be at hand any day now
Fifi and the maids: Open the shutters and let in some air!
Mrs. Potts: Put these here and put those over there.
Chorus: Sweep up the years, the sadness and tears and throw them away...
Cogsworth: Ahem...
Chorus: We'll be human again, only human again, when the girl finally sets us all free. Cheeks a-blooming again, we're assuming again, we'll resume our long-lost joie de vivre. We'll be playing again, holidaying again, and we're praying it's ASAP! Little push, little shove, they could "whoosh" fall in love and we'll finally be human again...
(Transition to the library)
Belle: "...For there never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo."
Beast: Could you read it again?
Belle: Well, here. Why don't you read it to me?
Beast: Uhhh...Alright. Hmm... Um... I-I can't.
Belle: You mean you never learned?
Beast: I learned, a little. It's just been so long.
Lola: Hey we can teach you. It took a while for me to start reading so we can help you.
Belle: We'll all help you. Let's start...here.
Beast: Here. Ok, twoh...?
Belle: Two.
Beast: Two, I knew that. Two households, both alike in dignity...
Chorus: We'll be dancing again, we'll be twirling again, we'll whirling around with such ease. When we're human again, only human again, we'll go waltzing those old one-two-threes. We'll be floating again, we'll be gliding again, stepping, striding, as fine as you please! Like a real human does, I'll be all that I was. On that glorious morn, when we're finally re-born, and we're all of us human
Wardrobe: Again!
(Cut to interior of Beast's lair. He is in the tub getting washed up for the big night with Belle. Lumiere is there with him.)
Lumiere: Tonight is the night!
Beast: (hesitantly) I'm not sure I can do this.
Lumiere: You don't have time to be timid. You must be bold, daring.
Beast: Bold. Daring! (Beast has emerged from the tub and shakes himself dry.)
Lumiere: There will be music. Romantic candlelight, provided myself, and when the time is right, you confess your love.
Beast: (Inspired) Yes, I con- I-I- No, I can't.
Lumiere: You care for the girl, don't you?
Beast: More than anything.
Lumiere: Well then, you must tell her. (The coatrack has been cutting Beast's hair. It finishes and steps back.) Voila. You look so…so…
(Cut to shot of Beast in pig-tails and bows.)
Beast: Stupid.
Lumiere: Not quite the word I was looking for. Perhaps a little more off the top.
(The coatrack begins to cut and chop again. Cogsworth enters.)
Cogsworth: Ahem ahem ahem. Your lady awaits. Hoo hoo hoo.
We were getting ready.
Clawful: This is gonna be a fun dance!
Zarya: It sure is. And I love a good dance.
Lincoln: Me too. And at least we're helping Adam learn.
Nico: Yep.
We were dressed nice and we were ready.
(Cut to grand staircase, where Belle and all of us descends from the West Wing side in a glittering gold ball gown. She reaches the landing and looks up at Beast, who is standing at the top of the stairs in his dress clothes. He is nudged on by Lumiere from behind the curtain, and he descends and meets Belle at the landing. Arm in arm, they descend the last section of stairs and continue on their way to dinner, stopped momentarily by the footstool. Mrs. Potts sings from her cart with Chip on board.)
Mrs. Potts: Tale as old as time. True as it can be. Barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly. Just a little change. Small to say the least. Both a little scared, neither one prepared, beauty and the beast.
(Belle and Beast have moved into the ballroom, where they move through a computer perfect dance sequence. Beast occasionally looks over at Lumiere and Cogsworth for their approval. Mrs. Potts and Chip are in the ballroom on their cart.)
Then the Dark Signers and Webstor appeared.
Me: The Dark Signers and Webstor.
Kalin: Hey, guys!
Maria: The 8 of you are very early.
Roman: Well, Carly and Misty heard about this dance, they begged us if we could go to it.
Carly: Can you blame us? I really want to dance with Jack!
Misty Tredwell: (to me) And I really want to dance with you. It'll be our first one.
Me: I'm always up for a great dance.
Jack Atlas: Me too.
Dark Spicer (to Vypra): Shall we dance, my lady?
Vypra: Lets shall good sir.
They got to dancing. Eli was dancing with Nunnally and Shining Armor and Cadance were dancing too.
Gabriel: (smiles at Marinette) Marinette, why don't you give Adrien a good time?
Marinette: Yes sir.
Marinette danced with Adrien and it was beautiful.
I was dancing with Misty, Varie, Rachel and my fiancés. Same with Lincoln and it was beautiful.
It was like Prince Adam was living in his time as a human again and it was beautiful.
GARBAGE MOUTH then appeared.
Me: Garbage Mouth!
Tommy Oliver (to Garbage Mouth): So, Dark brought you back for another round, huh?
Garbage Mouth: Yep. But we won't fight now. I'm just here as security for the dance.
Me: We appreciate that.
Garbage Mouth: Indeed.
We were dancing and having awesome fun.
Mrs. Potts: Ever just the same. Ever a surprise. Ever as before, ever just as sure, as the sun will rise. Tale as old as time. Tune as old as song. Bittersweet and strange, finding you can change, learning you were wrong. Certain as the sun. Rising in the east. Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, beauty and the beast. Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, beauty and the beast. (To Chip) Off to the cupboard with you now, Chip. It's past your bedtime. Good night, love.
(Chip slides off the end of the cart, and hops out of the room, but comes back for one last look. Belle and Beast have adjourned to the balcony under a starry night. We all were with them)
Me: That was so beautiful.
Misty Tredwell: It sure was. This is always my favorite part in this world.
Me: You watched Beauty and The Beast back then didn't you?
Misty Tredwell: I sure did. It was great.
Lincoln: It sure is.
Me: The best part is we all got to share it with our friends and loves.
Varie: That's true.
Larxene: (to Maurice) Maybe it's best if you stay here with us.
Maurice: And why's that?
Larxene: Because Gaston might take you hostage in order to get Belle to marry him.
Me: Yeah. Belle is being harassed to pieces because of Gaston and we have to be ready for anything that comes.
Maurice: Good idea. Thank you J.D.
Me: You're welcome. I sense Gaston is up to something.
Back in the village, Gaston was talking to EVIL XALDIN THE WHIRLWIND LANCER!
Gaston: Belle is being held prisoner by a beast!?
Evil Xaldin: That's right and this is your chance to be a big hero.
Gaston: I'll do it!
Evil Xaldin: That was easy.
Evil Xaldin left through a dark corridor.
Gaston gathered the village together!
Gaston: The beast will make off with your children! He'll come after them in the night. We're not safe 'til his head is mounted on my wall! I say we kill the beast!
(The mob cheers him and repeats the words 'kill him'.)
Man 1: We're not safe until he's dead,
Man 2: He'll come stalking us at night!
Woman 1: Set to sacrifice our children to his monstrous appetite!
Man 3: He'll wreak havoc on our village if we let him wander free
Gaston: So it's time to take some action, boys! It's time to follow me! (Gaston throws a torch into a haystack, creating an instant bonfire. He begins to prance around it, warning of the dangers of the horrible Beast.) Through the mist, through the woods, through the darkness and the shadows, it's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride. Say a prayer, then we're there, at the drawbridge of a castle, and there's something truly terrible inside. (Gaston chases Lefou around, mimicking a monster.) It's a beast, he's got fangs, razor sharp ones, massive paws, killer claws for the feast. (The magic mirror shows the face of Beast to Lefou, which Gaston exaggerates about.) Hear him roar, see him foam, but we're not coming home, 'til he's dead, good and dead, kill the beast! (To the crowd) We'll rid the village of this beast. Who's with me?
(A chorus of "I am"s comes from the crowd)
Mob: Light your torch, mount your horse!
Gaston: Screw your courage to the sticking place
Mob: We're counting on Gaston to lead the way! Through a mist, to a wood, where within a haunted castle, something's lurking that you don't see every day! (Gaston leads the mob through the town and out into the forest, where they start chopping trees in preparation for their assault on the castle.) It's a beast, one as tall as a mountain! We won't rest 'til he's good and deceased! Sally forth, tally ho, grab your sword, grab your bow, praise the Lord and here we go!
Gaston: We'll lay siege to his castle and bring back his head!
Mob: We don't like, what we don't understand, it frankly scares us and this monster is mysterious at least! Bring your guns, bring your knives, save your children and your wives, we'll save our village and our lives, we'll kill the beast!
I then sensed something!
Me: Oh no! We've got company!
We saw lights in the forest and we saw that they were torches and all that!
Me: Prepare for battle! They want a fight, we'll give them a WAR!
We got ready.
Belle: Gaston is leading them!
Beast: Lets get them.
Zs'Skayr: We're not really going to fight the townspeople, are we?
Me: We don't have any other choice Zs'Skayr. They are coming here to kill Adam and now it's gonna be war.
Zarya: Lets get them!
Lincoln: Yeah!
Miranda: We can't hurt these people. Unlike Gaston, they're innocent!
Me: I know but they came to kill us as well. We have to defend ourselves only when it's necessary and this qualifies as a Necessary Situation!
Nico: J.D. is right! The entire village is after Adam.
Zarya: Come on guys!
We followed Zarya!
The objects saw the mob!
Lumiere: Sacre bleu, invaders!
Cogsworth: Encroachers!
Mrs. Potts: That must be Gaston leading them.
Cogsworth: (Issuing orders) Warn the master. If it's a fight they want, we'll be ready for them. (Turns around from window) Who's with me? Aahh! (The door is slammed as the rest of the objects leave Cogsworth behind.)
Gaston: Take whatever booty you can find, but remember, the beast is mine!
(Cut to stairway, where the objects are marching down to do battle with the mob.)
Objects: Hearts ablaze, banners high! We go marching into battle, unafraid, although the danger just increased!
THUNDERCLAP! LIGHTNING STRIKE!
Mob: Raise the flag, sing the song, here we come, we're fifty strong, and fifty Frenchmen can't be wrong, let's kill the beast!
(Cut to int of Beast's lair, where Mrs. Potts is briefing him.)
Mob: Kill the beast, kill the beast!
(The objects have tried to block off the door, but it is being bashed in by the mob.)
Lumiere: This isn't working!
Featherduster: Oh, Lumiere! We must do something!
Then a Shadow Stalker appeared!
Me: Shadow Stalker!
Nico blasted it all over the place. But then it turned into a DARK THORN!
Riku: Great! The Shadow Stalker is now a Dark Thorn!
I fired an energy blast at the Dark Thorn and destroyed it.
Me: Take that!
Sora: Yeah!
Lumiere: Wait! I know!
Mob: Kill the beast, kill the beast!
We got ready for an ambush.
Mob: Kill the beast, kill the beast, kill the beast!
(The mob succeeds in breaking in, and finds a grand entrance filled with assorted pieces of furniture, teacups, candlesticks, featherdusters and clocks. They tiptoe in, and Lefou unknowingly picks up Lumiere.)
Lumiere: NOW!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion of blue fire went off in the middle of the floor the mob was on and blew them away and a wolf howl was heard and covered the area with thick smoke and All the objects spring into life, attacking their human enemies.
Me: You obviously do not know WHO YOU ALL ARE FUCKING WITH!
We went at them and kicked them into pulp!
Lincoln kicked a man in the crotch and he screamed like a little girl.
Carol: Charge!
Mrs. Potts: Up here, ya scurvy scum! Now! (She and all the cups pour boiling tea on the guy's head.)
Carol snapped his neck.
Lori: Human pretzel time!
Lori grabbed a man and tied him into a pretzel knot and he screamed in pain and Lori then ripped him apart.
Lori: You are literally disgusting!
Lola: Eat this! *She claw them with her nails.*
SLASH!
Lola slashed a mans eyes out with her nails.
Lana then bit him in his hand and ripped his hand off. He screamed in excruciating pain.
Lana: Yuck nasty! (Spits out his hand)
Lucy walked up to a man.
Lucy: Leave him alone!
The man saw her and screamed in fright as a pipe organ played in the background upon seeing her and he fell over dead from a heart attack.
Laney: Time for some action!
A man came up to her ready to kill her. But then Laney slashed him in half with her keyblade and disemboweled him! It also set him on fire.
Lisa: Try my potions!
Lisa threw chemical bombs at a bunch of people and they exploded on a bunch of people and blew them apart.
Luna: ROCK AND ROLL BABY!
Luna jammed with the volume turned up to level 20 and blew many people out of the castle!
Luna: GOOD NIGHT BEAST'S CASTLE!
Lynn: BATTER UP!
Lynn bashed a man's head off with a baseball bat and she took a sword and slashed many men.
Luan: EAT PIES!
Luan threw pies into the villagers faces and they hit them and exploded. Blowing them apart.
Luan: You got Pied! (Laughs)
Lori: EAT FART GAS!
Lori farted into a bunch of villagers faces at point blank range and the fart melted them.
Leni smacked a bunch of peoples heads in with her sandal.
SMACK!
Man: Ow! Is that all you got you dumb blonde!?
(Record Scratch)
Uh oh!
Leni: Dumb Blonde? (ENRAGED GROWLING) NOBODY CALLS ME A DUMB BLONDE!
Leni jumped him and ripped him to pieces in a savage manner!
Eli: Rider kick!
Eli kicked a man's whole head off.
(Wardrobe jumps from the top of the stairs, landing on one of the mob men. Wardrobe is fighting several more of the mob in her own kung-fu style. A comb and brush hop out and attack one of the thugs, pulling him into Wardrobe. When he emerges, he's dressed in a bikini top, yellow tu-tu, high heels, gloves and a pearl necklace ... and his hair's done up in a stack. He shrieks and runs away. Cut to LeFou, who is almost melting Lumiere with a torch. Cogsworth appears at the top of the stairs brandishing a gun and a pair of scissors. He's dressed like an admiral. He sees Lumiere's predicament and slides what's going on and slides down the bannister, and pokes LeFou in the butt with the scissors, causing him to scream and leap into the air holding his pained rear. One of the mob is pulling feathersout of Featherduster and laughing. Lumiere hops up behind him and flares up his candlesticks, burning the mobster in the rear. As he leaps in pain, Lumiere catches Featherduster. Cut to LeFou and several others chasing the Footstool. He runs into the kitchen. Thinking they've got him cornered against the cupboards, the Mob laughs and advances, only to find that the knives pop out of the drawers and LaBouche the stove flares up. They run screaming from the castle and the objects and us celebrate their victory.)
Cogsworth: And stay out!
Me: And don't ever come back you fuckwads!
(Lumiere pulls over Cogsworth and kisses him once on each cheek.)
Me: We're not done yet!
We faced GASTON!
Gaston LeGume, also best known by his first name Gaston, is the main antagonist of Disney's 30th full-length animated feature film Beauty and the Beast (which is based on the 1756 French fairytale of the same name by the late Jeanne-Marie Leprince de Beaumont), and its 2017 live action adaptation of the same name. He is also one of the supporting antagonists in Mickey's House of Villains.
He's a treacherous, chauvinistic, egotistical, deceptive and conceited hunter from Belle's village, who was after her hand in marriage by any means necessary (regardless what she thinks about his offer). He is Belle and the Beast's arch-nemesis.
In the original 1991 film, he was voiced by Richard White. In the musical, he was portrayed by Burke Moses. He was portrayed by Wes Brown in the episode "Her Handsome Hero" during the fifth season of Once Upon a Time. In the 2017 live action film, he was portrayed by Luke Evans, who previously played Owen Shaw in the Fast & Furious franchise, Driver in No One Lives, and Ben Hawkins in Ma.
Meeting Belle
Gaston is the local hero of a small French village at an unknown point in French history. He owns a large tavern where he and the villagers drink and talk. Inside, there is a large portrait of himself along with "trophies" from his hunt consisting mostly of animal antlers. He also says he eats five dozen eggs every morning to help make him "roughly the size of a barge".
He first appears in the film shooting down a waterfowl headed south with perfect accuracy (implying that he had just returned from a hunting trip) and declaring his intent to marry Belle after acknowledging from LeFou of his popularity with all of the women in the village. He then started pursuing Belle throughout the village as she returns home after buying a book from the local bookstore. Their meeting starts off well, but Gaston's sexist remarks about women reading and thinking drive Belle away from him and she goes home, leaving him disappointed. In addition, after learning that Belle was going to aid her father Maurice, Gaston scolded LeFou for mocking Maurice (although it was implied that he mostly did that in an attempt to impress Belle rather than out of any genuine concern for Maurice). However, after an explosion occurs inside Belle's house, Gaston and Lefou both begin to laugh as Belle rushes to check on her father.
Asking for a Wedding
The next day, Gaston organizes a wedding outside Belle's cottage in an attempt to "surprise" her, complete with various decorations, a priest, and a wedding cake. He forces his way into the cottage and attempts to strong-arm her into marrying him, again making sexist remarks about women and housewives (he even envisions the home they would live in as a "rustic" hunting lodge, with his latest kill roasting over the fire and Belle massaging his feet while their children — six or seven boys — play on the floor with their dogs).
While he attempts to corner Belle in an attempt to kiss her, she manages to open the door that he has pinned her against, rejecting his proposal. causes him to lose his balance and fly headfirst into a large mud puddle (complete with cattail plants) in front of Belle's cottage. When asked by LeFou how it went, Gaston is humiliated and furiously storms off, but not before vowing to make Belle his wife regardless of her refusals and throwing LeFou into the mud.
Getting his Praise
Later, during a snowstorm, LeFou leads the villagers in the tavern to sing a song about Gaston's greatness to cheer him up after his failed proposal. Maurice suddenly interrupts and warns the villagers about a "monstrous" Beast who has locked up Belle as a prisoner in the tower of his castle. Thinking that Maurice is talking nonsense, the villagers throw him out of the tavern, which made Gaston realize that he can use Maurice's outrageous claim to his advantage. In a surprising display of animalistic cunning, he bribes Monsieur D'Arque (the owner of the local asylum) to throw Maurice into the asylum in order to pressure Belle into marrying him. Though D'Arque states that Maurice's claims and his odd inventions do not make him very dangerous, he is willing to accept the bribe because he liked the despicable aspect of the plot. However, just before Gaston and LeFou barge into Belle and Maurice's cottage, Maurice left for the castle on his own. Gaston orders LeFou to stay outside the cottage and wait for their return.
Concocting his Plan
When Belle and Maurice eventually return to the cottage, LeFou immediately informs Gaston, and he sets his plan into motion. With the villagers gathered outside the house, D'Arque has his men drag Maurice towards their carriage, while Gaston makes Belle his offer, he will clear up the "misunderstanding" if she marries him. Horrified and disgusted, Belle refuses and instead proves her father's claims of the Beast's existence by using a magic mirror that the Beast had given her, causing all of the villagers (including Gaston) to realize that Maurice was telling the truth. Following Maurice's release, Gaston grows more frustrated and shocked that his plan has failed, and becomes increasingly jealous when Belle begins referring to the Beast as kind and gentle (since he let her go to help Maurice and gave her the magic mirror to remember him by). Realizing that she prefers a "monster" over himself, Gaston refers to the Beast with this insult, to which Belle furiously retorts back by saying that Gaston is the real monster for his despicable plot.
In his jealousy and pride, Gaston angrily snaps out by snatching the mirror from Belle and convincing the villagers that the Beast is a threat to the village that must be brought down immediately by playing off their fear of monsters. Belle tries to stop this, but Gaston has her and Maurice locked in the basement to keep them from warning the Beast. He then leads a lynch mob to attack the Beast's castle and leave no one alive while declaring that he himself is to take down the Beast. However, the castle servants formed a defensive ambush, leaving the rioters to fight back. Rather than helping out his fellow rioters, Gaston instead betrays them by leaving them to their fate and manages to get past the servants, as they were too busy fighting the villagers that they didn't notice him making his way up the stairs and proceeding to kill the Beast. The battle ends with the violent rioters fleeing away in defeat thanks to the castle servants' enchanted forms. Despite the loss of the villagers, Gaston confronts the Beast alone in the West Wing, where he fires an arrow into him, tosses him out of the window onto a lower section of the roof and taunts him. The Beast doesn't respond back as he lost his will to live since Belle's departure, so Gaston uses a castle statue as a makeshift club to kill the Beast. However, the Beast regains his will when he witnessed Belle returning to the castle along with her father (as they had escaped from the basement with help from Chip, who stowed away with them). A terrified Belle begs Gaston to spare the Beast, but Gaston ignores her, though the Beast defends himself by viciously fighting back against Gaston with all of his strength and ferocity.
Final Battle and Death
Though roughly even with his adversary, Gaston soon learns that he cannot rely on brute strength alone to kill the Beast, and instead begins taunting him over his ugly and grotesque exterior and love for Belle. Gaston even pushed the final button by claiming that Belle is his to take and no one else's, but this immediately backfires as the Beast snaps out and head-butts Gaston in the chest. The furious Beast then gets Gaston at his mercy by holding him above the castle roof by the throat, threatening to drop him into the deep castle moat for the trouble he caused. With his life at stake, Gaston abandons his pride and pathetically begs the Beast not to hurt him by claiming that he will do anything for him. At first, the Beast initially attempts to ignore Gaston's pleads but realizes that he ought to be better due to his genuine love for Belle. Seeing that Gaston is nothing more than a reflection of what he would've become like a cruel and aggressive monster, the Beast reluctantly spares Gaston by ordering him to leave the castle and never return. However, when Gaston sees the Beast embracing Belle on the castle balcony, his hatred and envy arises again. Rather than leaving the castle, Gaston instead climbs onto the balcony and stabs the Beast in the back with a knife. The Beast swings his arm backwards at Gaston as he roars in pain, which Gaston tries to dodge, but unfortunately, he loses his balance and drops his knife below the castle. As both he and the Beast are on the verge of falling, Belle saves the Beast by grabbing onto his collar and helping him up to safety, where Gaston plunges into the deep moat below as he fearfully screams to his death.
Despite laying a fatal stab on the Beast, Gaston would permanently die alone that night; just as the Beast nearly succumbed to his wounds, Belle confessed her love for him just before the last petal of the enchanted rose that kept him bound to his beast form fell, breaking the spell and reviving the Beast. This also allows the Beast and the castle servants to transform back to their human forms, much to their joyful delight. All in all, Gaston had learned the hard way that pride literally comes before a fall.
Me: It's over for you Gaston! You will pay for your crimes!
Nico: Yeah! You fucked around with the wrong people!
Lori: You literally make me sick!
Gaston: (to Lori) Nothing personal, my dear. But a man in a black cloak paid me to injure you. And I couldn't pass that up! (shoots arrow at her)
Drakkon gets in front of Lori and chops the arrow in pieces with his Dragon Dagger.
Lord Drakkon: Didn't your mother ever teach you it's wrong to hurt a lady?
Lori: I literally could've handled that.
Lord Drakkon: I know. But we need you at full strength for when you face Evil Xaldin.
Lori: Thanks Drakkon.
Me: You won't get to Belle, Gaston! All you are is a serial rapist! You need to be put in your place!
Nico: Big time! You make me sick!
Zarya: You guys have your usual battles. I'll hold him off till then.
Me: Okay. Get him honey!
Zarya: With pleasure.
Zarya walked up to him.
Zarya: You are a disgusting monster Gaston!
Zarya had her aura flared up.
Zarya: I'm coming for you Gaston!
Zarya went at Gaston and kicked him in the face and knocked him down and they got into a deadly fistfight!
Me: Now we can have our battles.
Roman: Good. Lets get it on.
?: Not without us.
5 Figures came out and it was the DARK RANGERS, Justin, Zane, Bobby, Tina and Kristen from episodes 12 and 13 of Mighty Morphin!
The Dark Rangers were a group of five punk bullies chosen to be Lord Zedd's personal Evil Rangers. Both their civilian and morphed forms appeared exclusively in the two-part episode "Green No More."
Justin, Zane, Bobby, Tina and Kristen were the newest bullies of Angel Grove High and were nasty enough to scare even Bulk and Skull. As they ran into Tommy Oliver, Billy Cranston, and Zack Taylor after sending Bulk and Skull rolling towards them in garbage cans, the Rangers were warned of their newest threats. The bullies thought Angel Grove belonged to them, and that was the special reason that Lord Zedd chose them to be his Dark Rangers. They met up with Jason Lee Scott, Kimberly Ann Hart, Billy, and Zack at the beach. Before they could fight each other, Zedd beamed the bullies to the Otherworld. Soon after the Green Crystal was filled, the gang finally became the Dark Rangers. The Power Rangers tried to tell them the truth about what Zedd would do, but the Dark Rangers didn't listen. After Tommy destroyed the crystal, their powers were gone and so were the Dark Rangers. When they transported back to Angel Grove they made peace with the Power Rangers and became their friends.
Tommy Oliver: Justin and the Dark Rangers!
Me: I remember you guys! You are Zedd's own Evil Rangers!
Tina: That's right and we came to kill you J.D.
Justin: (to Jason Lee Scott) Last time, we didn't get a chance to fight you guys. But this time, we will!
Jason Lee Scott: You give all rangers everywhere a bad name!
Eli: And this time you 5 will die!
Nico: Big time!
?: Not if you die with them.
Another figure came out and it was DEACON FROST and he was LA MAGRA THE BLOOD GOD!
Deacon "Deac" Frost is the main antagonist of the 1998 film Blade, the first film of the Blade trilogy. Frost was a vampire who was responsible for creating Blade, the Daywalker.
He was portrayed by Stephen Dorff.
Blade
Frost's goal is to bring glory and dominance to the vampire race by reviving the vampiric blood god known La Magra, using Blade's blood in a special ritual. Frost believes that the world belongs to the Hominus Nocturna and not the humans, as he sees the human race as nothing but food. He leads and represents a renegade faction of fellow vampires who believe the vampires deserve to rule the world, and Frost constantly searches for Blade in an attempt to take his blood and use it to revive the god. The vampire Shadow Council, including Dragonetti, disagree with Frost's ideology but Frost ends up killing Dragonetti by exposing him to the morning sun.
Eventually, Frost succeeds in capturing Blade and adopts tremendous powers from the vampire god, but Blade manages to break free from his captors and fights Blade in the middle of the temple. After an intense sword fight, Blade dismembers Frost but his newfound powers allow his body to reattach itself as well as to regenerate any lost limbs. Despite this, Blade manages to kill Frost by injecting him with several vials of EDTA, a liquid that reacts explosively with vampire blood. Frost roars in agony as his entire body swells up and explodes, spraying blood across the temple floor.
Blade II Years later, during Blade's conflict with Jared Nomak, Eli Damaskinos and his attorney thanked Blade for killing Frost, indicating that Frost was understandably not very liked by most of the vampire community outside of his gang.
Blade: (to Deacon Frost) Deacon Frost. Never thought I'd see your ugly mug again.
Frost: This time I will kill you Daywalker!
Me: Your fight is with me Frost. I will make sure you never terrorize the world again. You're just a worthless little peon compared to my power.
Frost: I'll tell you what we are you fuckup! We're the top of the fucking food chain. The Blood God is now me and after tonight, you people are fucking history. I'm like a hurricane. An act of God. Anyone caught in my path will instantly be turned. Everyone you've ever known... everyone you've ever fucking loved... it won't matter who's pureblood and who's not. How are you gonna cure the whole fucking world?
Me: You are no god. I am. And I'm more powerful than hundreds of you combined. You don't have any idea what kind of power you're fucking around with. It's a power not even vampire shitsuckers like you could ever understand.
Blade: That's right you motherfucker.
Me: Now lets get it on.
We went at them.
Battle 1: Bertrand, Sunset Shimmer, Gusty the Great, Dan Kuso, Drago, Raythor and Miranda VS Roman Goodwin
Roman Goodwin was first.
Roman: (to Bertrand) You think we should tell the angry mob the truth?
Bertrand: We'll have to do that after we're done here and get the Prince back to normal.
Sunset Shimmer: They deserve the right to know that they were deceived by Gaston.
Gusty: Indeed. They were played for a bunch of fools by Gaston's lies.
Dan: Big time. It's awful.
Drago: Yeah.
Raythor: Gaston is an honorless monster and he is no better than Phobos.
Bertrand: Indeed.
Roman: Well said. Lets do it! I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL URU!
He summoned the Spider Earthbound Immortal, Uru and they went at him.
Bertrand, Sunset Shimmer, Gusty the Great, Dan Kuso, Drago, Raythor and Miranda: CRIMSON FIRE STYLE FORMATION ART: BLOOD RED FLAMESTORM!
They spun in a Heptagon formation and fired a blast of red fire and it slammed into Roman and Uru and knocked them down.
Bertrand: YEAH! That was awesome!
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah it was!
Gusty: Yeah!
Battle 2: Haiku, Applejack, Princess Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Rockhoof, Julie, Hammer Gorem, Galaxy Man and Astro Man VS Carly Atlas
Carly was next.
Carly: (to Haiku) I'm really glad I got to dance with Jack.
Haiku: We're glad you did.
Applejack: You and Jack danced really amazingly Carly.
Apple Bloom: You sure did.
Carly: Thanks guys. Apple Bloom that must've been a really big shock for you to become a Princess.
Apple Bloom: It sure was. But this was given to me for a reason.
Frozen Fright: And after everything she accomplished, she more than earned the title of Princess.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. She sure did.
Julie: I think Apple Bloom looks amazing as a princess.
Hammer Gorem: Me too and she looks incredible.
Apple Bloom: Thanks guys.
Carly: You're welcome. Lets get it on! I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL ASLLA PISCU!
Carly summoned the Hummingbird Immortal, Aslla Piscu and they went at her.
Haiku, Applejack, Princess Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Rockhoof, Julie, Hammer Gorem, Galaxy Man and Astro Man: STELLAR VALKNUT STYLE FORMATION ART: STAR TRINITY MEGABLAST!
They spun in an octagon formation and fired a wave of stars and the stars formed into a Valknut and it hit them and knocked down Carly and Aslla Piscu.
Haiku: That was great.
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Apple Bloom: Yeah it was! That was awesome!
Dante, Skullcruncher Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Runo, Blade Tigrerra, Lasher and Phage VS Devack
Devack was next.
Devack: (to Dante) The best part of there being 8 usual battles now is that all of the Dark Signers get to be in them.
Dante: That is a good part. It's gonna be really awesome for the 7 Dark Signers to face the primary members of the Goths of Darkness.
Fluttershy: It sure is. And it will bring out the brutal fun in my Skullcruncher side.
Tree Hugger: Far Out guys. This is gonna be groovy.
Mage Meadowbrook: It sure will.
Runo: I think so too.
Blade Tigrerra: Me too.
Devack: Indeed. Lets get it on. I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL CUSILLU!
He summoned the Monkey Earthbound Immortal, Cusillu and they went at him.
Dante, Skullcruncher Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Runo, Blade Tigrerra, Lasher and Phage: YELLOW NATURE FLAME STYLE FORMATION ART: GORILLA SMASH TROOP!
They spun in an octagon formation and fired a massive wave of yellow fire that formed into a troop of Gorillas and they smashed and pulverized Devack and Cusillu and knocked them down.
Dante: All right!
Fluttershy: Brutal!
Tree Hugger: Groovy dudes!
Battle 4: Persephone, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, Juniper Montage, Clover the Clever, Shun, Storm Skyress, Acid Man and Snake Man VS Misty Tredwell
Misty Tredwell was next.
Misty: (to Persephone) I really enjoyed that dance I had with J.D.
Persephone: You dance really well Misty.
Starlight Glimmer: You sure do. It was like you all were dancing in the stars.
Misty Tredwell: That's a great way to describe it.
Starlight Glimmer: Thank you.
Trixie: Your kids are doing really well by the way. They are now in Lola and Lana's class and are learning fast. They want to catch up with everyone fairly.
Misty Tredwell: Wow. My children are learning so fast.
Juniper Montage: They sure are.
Clover: And they are really smart too.
Shun: They sure are. And they duel really well too.
Storm Skyress: Indeed.
Misty: I know. Lets get it on. I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL CCARAYHUA!
She summoned the lizard Earthbound Immortal, Ccarayhua and they went at her.
Persephone, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, Juniper Montage, Clover the Clever, Shun, Storm Skyress, Acid Man and Snake Man: GREEN FLAME STYLE FORMATION ART: VIPER FLAME VENOM BLAST!
They spun in an enneagon formation and fired a wave of green fire blast and it formed into the deadly Saw-Scaled Viper and it slammed into Ccarayhua and knocked him and Misty down.
Persephone: Yeah!
Starlight Glimmer: So awesome!
Trixie: The Great and Powerful Trixie loves you all!
Battle 5: Morpheus, Rainbow Dash, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Flash Magnus, Marucho, Preyas, Giganta and Harley Quinn VS Kalin
Kalin was next.
Kalin: (to Morpheus) If Gaston tries to rape Belle, I'm gonna tear his penis off.
Morpheus: Save seconds for all of us.
Rainbow Dash: He's a chauvinistic fucker and he makes all men everywhere look bad!
Lightning Dust: Big time! I hate people like that!
Scootaloo: Yeah! I hate him!
Magma Gloom: Me too. Even though me and my brothers are called the Fearful 4 and we did all kinds of crimes except for killing people, we do have a sense of honor. We would never go that far as to abuse and hurt women like that!
Flash Magnus: That's good. I'm glad you think that way.
Marucho: Yeah!
Preyas: Absolutely.
Kalin: That's a very good thing. Lets get it on. I summon EARTHBOUNG IMMORTAL CCAPAC APU!
He summoned the Giant Earthbound Immortal, Ccapac Apu and they went at him.
Morpheus, Rainbow Dash, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Flash Magnus, Marucho, Preyas, Giganta and Harley Quinn: BLUE FLAME STYLE FORMATION ART: GIANT FIRESTORM BLAST!
They spun in a Decagon formation and fired a massive blast of blue fire and it hit Ccapac Apu and knocked him and Kalin down.
Morpheus: All right.
Rainbow Dash: AWESOME!
Scootaloo: So awesome!
Battle 6: Boris, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Celestia, Star Swirl, Alice, Alpha Hydranoid, Ultra Humanite and Clawful VS Greiger
Greiger was next.
Greiger (to Boris): In my opinion, Gaston is pretty much a sex offender.
Boris: That's my opinion too..
Twilight Sparkle: What Gaston is doing shows how black his heart is in terms of evil.
Luster Dawn: Yeah. He needs to be destroyed or thrown in jail.
Ultra Humanite: We already have a version of Gaston in the Saturn Insane Asylum.
Princess Celestia: Then this guy deserves death as a punishment.
Star Swirl: Indeed.
Alice: That's right!
Alpha Hydranoid: You got that right.
Greiger: Absolutely. Lets do it. I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL CHACU CHALLHUA!
He summoned the Whale Earthbound Immortal, Chacu Challhua and they went at him.
Boris, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Celestia, Star Swirl, Alice, Alpha Hydranoid, Ultra Humanite and Clawful: INDIGO FLAME STYLE FORMATION ART: WHALE POD FIRESTORM!
They spun in an enneagon formation and fired a massive blast of indigo fire and it formed into a huge pod of indigo fire whales and they slammed into Chacu Challhua and knocked him and Greiger down.
Boris: Fun!
Twilight Sparkle: That was fun!
Star Swirl: Yeah it was!
Battle 7: Brittney, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Lena Isis, Phosphoros, Gabriel and Nathalie VS Rex Goodwin
Rex Goodwin was next.
Rex Goodwin: (to Brittney) Who does that muscle bound idiot think he is? Trying to force Belle to marry him?!
Brittney: He's an Egotistical Love Rival. He's a hero of Belle's village and he thinks that because he has it all like money, good looks and talent that he can win the heart of any woman and he wants everything handed to him on a silver platter.
Rarity: That's very much like how I have felt over the years before I joined Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Ink Rose: It sure is dark and it's too dark even for me and Moonlight Raven here.
Moonlight Raven: It sure is.
Sweetie Belle: I've always hated Gaston of Beauty and The Beast. In my opinion he is the worst Disney Villain ever!
Thunder Terror: There are many others that are FAR worse than him Sweetie Belle.
Sweetie Belle: Oh.
Mistmane: But don't worry. Gaston will get his just desserts.
Sable Spirit: Indeed he will.
Lena Isis: That's right!
Phosphoros: Big time!
Rex Goodwin: I agree and I agree with you Sweetie Belle. Gaston is one of the worst. Lets get it on! I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL WIRAQOCHA RASCA!
He summoned the Condor Earthbound Immortal, Wiraqocha Rasca and they went at him.
Brittney, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Lena Isis, Phosphoros, Gabriel and Nathalie: VIOLET FLAME STYLE FORMATION ART: CONDOR FLOCK OF FURY!
They spun in a Dodecagon formation and fired a massive blast of purple fire and it formed into a huge flock of condors and they hit Wiraqocha Rasca and knocked him and Rex down.
Brittney: Yeah! That was awesome!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Sweetie Belle: Yeah it is!
Battle 8: Lucy Loud, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, Somnambula, Fabia Sheen, Riku and Demona VS Webstor
Webstor was next.
Webstor: (to Lucy Loud) Even if the public turns against you guys for the third time, you've still got us.
Lucy Loud: And all of Equestria too. But I also have the feeling that many planets are gonna be supporting us.
Pinkie Pie: I have that feeling too.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) They all will and always will have our support after everything we did for them.
Diamond Tiara: They sure will! The Digimon Emperor will never break our spirits!
Silver Spoon: No they won't!
Toxic Horror: And we'll always be there to help you all.
Louie PoisonSea: Yeah!
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) Indeed.
Fabia: All of Neathia will help out as well to back you up.
Lucy Loud: Thanks Fabia.
Fabia: You're welcome.
Webstor: Awesome. Lets get it on.
They went at him.
Lucy Loud, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, Somnambula, Fabia Sheen, Riku and Demona: DARKNESS CONFETTI FLAME STYLE FORMATION ART: WOLF PACK OF DARK PARTIES!
They spun in a hendecagon formation and fired a blast of black fire that formed into a Wolf Pack and it slammed into Webstor and knocked him down.
Lucy Loud: That was fun.
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Diamond Tiara: I had fun with that one!
Battle 9: Megaforce & Mighty Morphin Rangers, Stygian, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of the Night and Carol VS Garbage Mouth
Garbage Mouth was next.
Tommy Oliver: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
THUNDERCLAP!
Tommy: "Tigerzord!"
Zack: "Mastodon!"
Kimberly: "Pterodactyl!"
Billy: "Triceratops!"
Trini: "Saber-Toothed Tiger!"
Jason: "Tyrannosaurus!"
The Rangers transformed and they were ready!
Jason: "We're ready to morph into Action!"
Tommy: "Six, Working to together to fight evil!"
Zack: "... And stop Rita!"
Billy: "...And all her menacing monsters!"
Trini: "...From destroying our Planet Earth!"
Kimberly: "...And ruling the Universe with evil!"
Jason: "Look out Rita we're not backing down, we're the...!"
All: POWER RANGERS!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them!
Stygian: (British Medieval Accent) Most fun!
Princess Luna: That was fun!
Gari: Yeah!
Troy Burrows: Lets do it!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ALIEN!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Aquatar Rangers!
Tommy Oliver: Lets hit him with the Power Cannon!
They summoned the Power Cannon and charged it up.
Megaforce Rangers: AQUITAR RANGER BLAST!
Stygian, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of the Night and Carol: ATOMIC MOONLIGHT FIRE STYLE FORMATION ART: NIGHT FIRE ATOMIC FIRESTORM!
They spun in a Hexadecagon formation and fired a massive blast of dark fire.
Ranger: FIRE!
They fired energy blasts and they hit Garbage Mouth and he exploded in a massive fiery explosion and was dead again!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead in a massive fiery explosion!
Princess Luna: Yeah!
Carol: As Nico would say, Garbage Mouth, you have failed this universe again!
Tommy Oliver: Yeah!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!
Battle 10: Eli VS Dark Rangers
Eli was facing the Dark Rangers!
Eli: You will never be rangers in my eyes!
Justin: We'll see about that when we kill you!
Eli: Don't count it! MY SPIRIT IS AFLAME AND I FEEL THE FIRE! THERE IS NOTHING I CANNOT DEFEAT! AND NOW THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED! ITS LOUD ROAR TELLS ME TO KILL YOU!
Eli struck his sword like a match and ignited the blade in incredible flames and then he had his Lightsaber ready and he went at the Dark Rangers and slashed them in an X Strike and then the Dark Rangers exploded in a massive fiery explosion!
KRAAABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
The Dark Rangers were all dead!
Eli: YEAH!
Battle 11: Me VS Deacon Frost & Number 54
I was facing Deacon Frost. He had a Katana in his hands.
Frost: Lets do it J.D.
Me: With pleasure. I was also expecting your fucking henchmen to be with you as well. But I guess being alone must be better for you.
Frost: Yeah well you know how they were.
Me: Hm.
I then went at him and we clashed violently and sparks were flying all over the place as we clashed and I kicked him in the face and then I slashed his arm off and cleaved him in half and then I saw him weld himself back together. Then I saw him regrow his arm back.
Me: Hmph. Ever brushed your teeth after sucking all that blood?
Frost: Very funny.
I slashed my hand and splashed his eyes with my poisonous blood and he screamed in pain as it was burning him and blinding him.
Me: Little treat for you Frost.
I pulled out auto-injectors full of EDTA.
Me: Because you obviously do not know WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH!
I threw all but one Auto Injector into his body and he was in pain.
Me: Some Motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.
I took the last auto injector and tossed it into the air and kicked it and it hit Frost in his forehead. He swelled up like a balloon and then exploded all over in a massive explosion of blood and gore!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!
Me: YUCK!
I then saw a Number Card on the ground covered in his blood. The blood then disintegrated into nothing but dust and I picked up the card and it was NUMBER 54: LION HEART!
Me: Number 54: Lion Heart. No wonder he came back.
His spirit then came.
Me: You and your army of World Domination seeking vampire shitsuckers will never be welcome here. (Holds hand up to him) HAKAI!
I banished him to the Warp.
Me: Give my regards to the Devil asshole. Now to make Gaston suffer!
I went to help bring down Gaston!
KROW!
Zarya kicked him in the face and punched him in the stomach and slashed him in his shirt and kicked him in the face again. We all regrouped and stood ready to face him.
Me: It's over for your Gaston!
Nico: You've tormented Belle and Beast for the last time!
Beast: That's right! Belle is not your toy for your own amusement!
Lincoln: Yeah!
Nico: You make me sick Gaston! You see women only as objects and slaves and that's why you have to die!
Dark Spicer: Here's your warning: YOUR FUCKING ASS IS ABOUT TO BE KICKED!
Me: Big time! In the name of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, you are hereby sentenced to death!
Eli: It's buttkicking time!
?: Let me help you all out.
A figure came out and it was Wataru Kurenai of Kamen Rider!
Me: Wataru Kurenai!
Wataru: It's an honor to meet you all.
Me: Same here. Lets get this scumbag!
We went at him and kicked, punched, smashed and slashed him all over the place. Enre Hep, Laarina, Gintanai, Loderool, Nivenna, Eximiar, Swassa, Lomma, Lystone, Illexia, Aszil, and Rothat all smashed and blasted him all over.
Barricade: Lets rip this guy apart!
Wood Man: Yeah!
Barricade, Wood Man, Inferno and Johnny 2x4 all used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Barricade's Cybertronian Gun, Inferno's Extinguisher Rifle, Wood Man and Johnny's powers 100-fold.
Barricade and Wood Man: CYBERTRON TREE STRIKE BLAST!
Barricade fired laser blasts and Wood Man fired waves of leaves.
G1 Inferno and Johnny 2x4: EXTINGUISHING ACORN MEGA SHOWER!
They fired blasts of acorns and foam.
Belle: Adam is no monster Gaston! YOU ARE!
Lori: And you will literally never be welcome here!
Belle, Beast, Lori and Eli: DIVINE ROSE CYCLONE BLAST!
They fired a massive blast of energy and wind and flower petals and the blasts all hit Gaston and blew him right out the window of the castle and he fell to his death in the moat like in the movie. INSTANT DEATH!
GASTON WAS DEAD!
His spirit then appeared.
Me: You will never torment Belle or Beast again. (Holds hand out to him) HAKAI!
I banished him to the Warp for all eternity.
Lincoln: That's the end of him.
Me: Yep. But we're not done yet.
We went to the bridge and we saw EVIL XALDIN!
Lori then had her eyes glow sky blue with rage!
Me: Well look who showed up.
Lori: I have a score to settle with you!
Evil Xaldin: (to Lori) Too bad Gaston wasn't able to finish you off. I'll just have to do the job myself! And after I'm done here, my other self is next.
Eddy: (sees Dark Spicer calling Xaldin) Shouldn't have said that, buddy.
Xaldin: I'm in the middle of a recruitment mission, Dark. Do you know how hard it is to find Spymaster?
Dark Spicer: Dude, Spymaster can wait. Lori's about to fight your evil self right now!
Xaldin: WHAT!? I'm on my way!
Xaldin vanished in a tornado.
Lori then transformed into her Super Angel 25,000,000 Hurricane Eagle Fairywind form and she had one of her spears ready for action!
Lori: (Divine Wind Voice) You tormented Beast and Belle's relationship and I will never forgive you for that! Now you will pay the ultimate price for all your crimes.
Evil Xaldin summoned his spears.
Lori then flew at him faster than the winds of Neptune and kicked him in the face and she mercilessly slashed and massacred him all over with incredible fury and slashed him and blasted him all over with blasts of wind and cut and butchered him at an incredible level with indiscriminate fury! She then slashed him in his arm and cut it off! Lori then smashed Evil Xaldin into the ground with devastating force and Lori landed in front of him.
Xaldin then appeared.
Xaldin: Whoa. I can't believe I was that evil.
Xaldin went up to his evil self.
Xaldin: (to his evil self) Don't worry. I'll make sure you won't feel a thing. (stabs his evil self in the chest with one of his spears)
He skewered him all the way through his Black Heart! And Xaldin pulled out his spear.
Lori: YOU LITERALLY FUCKING DISGUST ME! (Holds hand out to his face) Give my regards to Xehanort asshole! SUPER HAKAI!
She obliterated him from existence forever!
Me: YEAH! 11 down and 2 to go!
Nico: We have Xigbar and Xemnas left.
Me: Xigbar we're gonna have join the Masters of Evil because we spared him in the world of the 3rd Pirates of The Caribbean Movie.
Nico: Yes I remember that. That was awesome.
Lincoln: Yeah it was.
Webstor: Well, we got the angry mob under control.
Devack: And the Dark Thorn has been taken out.
Me: And the Thresholder.
Greiger: Not mention Gaston has been dealt with.
Rex Goodwin: (to Belle and Beast) Go ahead, you two. Kiss. You've both earned it.
Belle: We did. Beast I love you.
Cut to the objects, who watch the last petal fall off the rose. They all look down at the floor, and Cogsworth puts his arm around Mrs. Potts. one beam of light falls, like a shooting star. Then another comes. And another, and another. Belle finally notices what is happening and then starts to back away. We cut a fog begins to enshroud Beast. We see the objects looking on in extreme anticipation.
Belle: What's happening?
Me: It's your love for him! It broke half the curse!
Beast rises up into the air magically and begins to turn. He is enveloped in a cloud of light, and becomes wrapped in his cloak. Underneath, we can see Beast's body shifting and forming. A fore paw comes out and the claws turn into fingers. A hind paw emerges and develops into a foot. Finally, a wind blows across his face and the fur melts away to reveal a young prince. He gradually descends and is laid on the floor again. The fog disappears and Belle reaches out to touch him. She jerks her hand back, however, when the figure begins to move. It stands, then looks at it's hands, then turns to face Belle. It is a human, with the same blue eyes as Beast. It is obviously Beast, transformed. Belle gives him a mysterious look.
Prince: Belle! It's me!
(She continues to look at him sceptically, but then she sees the blue eyes, and instantly knows it is him.)
Belle: It is you!
(They kiss. A fireworks display explodes around them. The gloom surrounding the castle disappears, revealing a blue sky. The castle is transformed, with the gargoyles changing into cherubs. )
Me: The Spell is Broken!
Nico: WHOA!
Finally, we return to the balcony, where the objects hop out to meet the prince and Belle. One by one, they are transformed back to their original human conditions.
Prince: Lumiere! Cogsworth! Oh, Mrs. Potts! Look at us!
Me: You're all back to normal!
Nico: So awesome!
Lincoln: YEAH!
Zarya: This was awesome!
Lumiere: It is a miracle!
Me: It sure is!
(Later the prince and Belle and swings her around. The ruffles of her skirt wipe to the ballroom, where all are gathered to celebrate. The prince and Belle dance around the room as the rest of the characters get in their last lines.)
Lumiere: Ah, l'amour. (He says this, and a maid, obviously the former featherduster walks by, brushing him on the chin.) Heh heh! (He starts to chase after her, but Cogsworth stops him.)
Cogsworth: Well, Lumiere, old friend. Shall we let bygones be bygones?
Lumiere: Of course, mon ami. I told you she would break the spell.
Cogsworth: I beg your pardon, old friend, but I believe I told you.
Lumiere: No you didn't. I told you.
Cogsworth: You most certainly did not, you pompous paraffin-headed pea-brain!
Lumiere: En garde, you overgrown pocket watch! (He takes off his glove and slaps Cogsworth across the face with it. They begin to fight.)
I broke them up.
Me: That's enough you two!
Nico: Yeah!
(Cut to Belle and the prince who continue to dance around the floor. The camera stops on Mrs. Potts, Chip and Maurice, who is beginning to cry.)
Chip: Are they gonna live happily ever after, mama?
Mrs. Potts: Of course, my dear. Of course.
Chip: (Looks happy for a moment, then puzzled.) Do I still have to sleep in the cupboard?
(Maurice laughs and Mrs. Potts hugs her child and laughs.)
Chorus: Certain as the sun. Rising in the east Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, Beauty and the beast! Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, Beauty and the beast!
It was a great time.
Prince Adam: Thank you all so much for helping us J.D.
Me: It was our pleasure. We do what we have to do to help keep everyone safe.
Belle: But you are all true heroes. Thank you all.
Eli: Anytime Belle.
Me: This was an awesome adventure. And we also had so much fun.
Lincoln: We sure did.
Carly Atlas: And we've also seen the last of Gaston and Evil Xaldin.
Xaldin: We sure did.
Me: Yeah.
Lori: Yeah. (To the Viewers) I finally got my justice on the evil Xaldin after everything he did. And Beauty And The Beast is literally one of my favorite movies. I literally hope you had fun with us on this adventure. I know I did.
Me: We all did. But we're not done yet.
We went back home to rest.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Part 11 done. Beauty and the Beast from 1991 is one of my childhood movies and it was awesome! That movie came out when I was 4. It was great! Next up is a truly technological masterpiece as we head back to the computer of Radiant Garden to go into the world of Tron from 1982 and we're gonna go into an awesome computer almost 40 years in the making. The next Number is gonna be Number 24: Dragulas the Vampiric Dragon and that one will be in the possession of Lincoln's number one enemy that scared him to death, THE HARVESTER and it's gonna be a brutal battle as Lincoln faces the deranged serial killer farmer that scarred him with fear. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys.
See you all tomorrow.
