It was a beautiful day in the forests of Eastern Canada. I was riding my Rapidash and pulling the hover carriage. Eli and Nunnally were riding in it and most of us were flying and riding horses.
Me: YEAH!
Nico: WHOO! This is awesome!
Lincoln: What do you think Eterna City will be like when we get there?
Ash: You'll see when we get there. It's beautiful.
We went over into New Brunswick, Canada and we saw Eterna City.
Blackarachnia: So this is Eterna City?
Ash: It sure is. It's really cool huh?
Me: It's beautiful. This is really cool.
Nico: It sure is. Wow. This is a beautiful place.
May: It sure is.
Me: Wow.
We went into the city and it was beautiful. It was like it was part of the forest.
Me: Wow. It's like it's one with all of the forest.
Eli: It sure does feel like it.
Nico: Yeah.
?: Wow! This is a surprise.
We saw a woman with orange hair and it was Gardenia.
Ash: Hey Gardenia!
Gardenia: Ash it's great to see you again.
Ash: Same here.
Gardenia: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's an honor!
Shikamaru: It's nice to meet you, Gardenia.
Gardenia: Same here and it is such an honor to meet the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: You too. We were told so much about you from James here.
James (Pokemon): That's right and it's really good to see you again. Thank you for taking care of Cacnea for me.
Gardenia: It was no problem. Let me show you all around my gym.
We went to the Eterna City Gym and it was a really awesome gym. The gym arena had a forest in the middle of it.
Crumplezone: This is a nice gym, Gardenia.
Laney: I'll say! Wow! It's like a jungle and it's like my room back home.
Lincoln: It sure is and it's amazing.
Gardenia: Thanks guys. I specialize in Grass Pokemon and it's awesome.
Me: It sure is. And I have a Pokemon you might like.
I called out my Calyrex!
Me: Meet Calyrex.
Gardenia: (Gasp) Oh wow!
She hugged it.
Gardenia: I never saw a Pokemon like you.
Me: Calyrex is a Galarian Pokemon.
Gardenia: Galar? Whoa that is amazing!
Lincoln: It sure is. We've had several encounters with Pokemon from the Galar Region.
Me: Yep. We met the legendary Pokemon Eternatix and I caught him and a Galarian Moltres.
Gardenia: That is so cool!
Me: It sure is. And we have good news for you. Team Galactic is dead.
Gardenia: Are they really!?
Me: Yep. They were destroyed all by us.
Nico: Yep. And some of them are in prison and 2 of their members are redeemed.
Gardenia: Awesome!
Blur: Are you glad Team Galactic's gone?
Gardenia: You bet I am. They were a major menace.
Me: Worse than that. They were trying to use the power of Dialga and Palkia to destroy the entire universe and remake it in their own image.
Gardenia: That's terrible!
Me: It was. But Commanders Jupiter and Mars are reformed.
Commander Mars: It's true.
Gardenia: Wow! That's amazing! You all saved us all from destruction.
Me: More than that. We saved the whole universe from them.
Nico: We sure did and the major Pokemon Teams are all gone forever.
Me: Yep. The Flames of Valor killed Team Rocket.
Laney: The Mystic Freeze extinguished Team Flare.
Lily: The Lightning of Instinct blew Team Galactic Apart.
Varie: The Alpha Ocean Drowned Team Aqua.
Carol: The Omega Volcano Destroyed Team Magma.
Lori: And the Delta Sky destroyed Team Plasma.
Nico: We've now seen the last of every Pokemon Villain team.
Gardenia: Thank goodness.
Me: Yep.
Gardenia is now part of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Later that night at the estate, I was doing some research on how Princess Luna turned into Nightmare Moon. I was figuring out what drove her to become a monster of pure evil that wants to plunge the world into eternal night.
Me: Hmm. What could've caused Princess Luna to become this way. She was jealous about Princess Celestia's day being loved. Hmm.
I was looking up entities and Nightmare Moon and then I stumbled upon a rather interesting villain that did it: SHADOWFRIGHT!
Larry, who prefers the nickname Shadowfright, is the main antagonist of the second arc (sometimes called the Nightmare Arc) of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic comic series.
Shadowfright leads the Nightmare Forces. Their origin is not revealed, but they joined with or possibly even created Nightmare Moon (possibly the outside force who magnified Luna's jealousy and bitterness to transform her, although the TV series may yet reveal a different villain to be this force).
They told her what to do to get ponies to fear her, and she promised them a kingdom of their own. When the Mane 6 used the Elements of Harmony to restore Luna and destroy the evil in her, Luna thought the Nightmare Forces would wither and die without her. Instead they went to the moon where they would be granted one more chance through the cycle of the new moon.
Role in the comics
In Issue 5, the Nightmare Forces gave the Mane 6 nightmares, and captured Rarity, taking her to the nightmare dreamscape on the moon. In Issue 6, Shadowfright was successful in turning Rarity into their new queen, Nightmare Rarity (hinted at being possessed by the spirit of the original Nightmare Moon). He and his minions gave the other ponies nightmares as they traveled to the moon to rescue Rarity, but were pulled out of the nightmares by Spike and Luna. Shadowfright, hinting at a secret Luna kept from everypony, tried to convince her to become Nightmare Moon again. She declined, and Shadowfright revealed Nightmare Rarity.
In Issue 7, Shadowfright was defeated by Rainbow Dash when she caused him to crash, but he recovered and nearly captured Luna, but Twilight zapped him with a magic spell allowing Luna to escape before Shadowfright captured Rainbow Dash, while his minions captured the others. When his sidekick lost the key to the dungeon, Shadowfright sent him to find it. Later, both trapped Spike with their tails when he entered the Nightmare Forces' castle.
In Issue 8, Shadowfright destroys Spike's Fire Ruby before he and his army attack Ponyville, but with the help of Twilight and the others, Luna destroyed the Nightmare Forces and decorrupted the moon creatures they were possessing. Shadowfright was a corrupted or possessed birdlike creature who, once restored to his true form, prefers to be called Larry.
Powers
Shadowfright is made of pure darkness, which allows him to reshape his body into whatever he needs for attacking, including tentacles and hammers.
Like most Nightmare Forces, he is able to fly.
He may also possess the ability to induce nightmares in others.
Me: (GASP) Shadowfright did it! He made Luna into Nightmare Moon and caused her to become like that by magnifying her jealousy and bitterness!
Nico came down.
Nico: What happened J.D.?
Me: Look at this Nico.
I showed him the info on Shadowfright and it was shocking!
Nico: So this Shadowfright is the monster responsible for turning Princess Luna into Nightmare Moon!? He's pure evil!
Me: No kidding. If we destroy Shadowfright we can destroy Nightmare Moon forever. But she will return during the April 12th War.
Nico: Yeah that we won't deny. Laney's dream was a warning and a message.
Me: Then it's not too late. Nico you come with me.
Nico: Where are we going?
Me: To the Nightmare Landscapes on the Dark Side of the Moon. It's time to end the terror of Shadowfright for good.
Nico: Lets do it!
We were off to the moon.
Me and Nico landed on the Dark Side of the Moon and we saw that it was dark and desolate.
Me: (Echoing) Wow. So this is the Dark Side of the moon.
Nico: (Echoing) I wonder why we can't see the Dark Side?
Me: The Moon never rotates. It's tidally locked and always has the light side face the Earth.
Nico: Wow. I can't see a thing here.
Me: Me neither. And the stars provide little light.
Salem: Let me help.
Salem shined a beam of light through her symbol on Nico's forehead. It was like a flashlight.
Nico: Wow! That's cool!
Me: That's really clever. Thanks Salem.
Salem: You're welcome J.D.
Nico: That's what I call being Light-headed. (Rimshot)
Me: (Laughs!) That was a good one!
Nico: Yeah.
We got to searching.
Me: He could be anywhere.
We looked around and then a shadowy dark figure came out and it had glowing red eyes! It was SHADOWFRIGHT!
Me: Shadowfright!
Shadowfright: (As Maurice Lamarche) So the famous J.D. Knudson and Nico Chan has come.
Me: To make you pay for your crimes. You turned Princess Luna into Nightmare Moon and made her resent Princess Celestia! You made her cause so much pain and suffering when you made her become Nightmare Moon! It was because of you that she was banished into the moon for 1,000 years!
Nico: That's right! You will pay for your crimes you walking cloud of smog!
Me and Nico held out our hands.
Me and Nico: SUPER HAKAI!
We obliterated Shadowfright and erased him from existence forever.
Me: Good riddance.
Princess Luna then felt a blast of light come into her and the monster that was Nightmare Moon left her forever.
Princess Luna: I'm free!
We went to the light side of the moon and looked at the Earth from there.
Me: Wow. The Earth is so beautiful from here.
Nico: It sure is. It's like a jewel floating in the endless voids of space.
Me: It sure is.
Princess Luna then came.
Me: Princess Luna?
Princess Luna: J.D., Nico?
Me: We found out that a monster named Shadowfright was responsible for turning you into Nightmare Moon. He made you do all those terrible things eons ago and he enhanced your jealousy and resentment towards Princess Celestia.
Princess Luna was shocked.
Princess Luna: Shadowfright of the Nightmare World. I thought he was gone forever.
Me: Me and Nico Super Hakaied him and destroyed him forever.
Nico: It's true. We destroyed him forever.
Princess Luna then hugged us both and cried hard in happiness.
Princess Luna: (Crying) Thank you so much! You freed me from the very monster that hurt me!
Me: It was our pleasure Princess. But Nightmare Moon will return during the April 12th War.
Nico: That's right.
Princess Luna: (Crying) But you all can destroy her. I know you can.
Me: Thank you Princess.
Later we went back to the Estate and went to sleep.
But little did we know that tomorrow was gonna be one of the weirdest days we've ever encountered.
Later we woke up and had breakfast.
Jewel Man went and got the paper.
Jewel Man: Wonder what's on the newspaper today.
Jewel Man looked at today's paper and he saw in Big Bold letters "WEDGIE BANDIT ON THE LOOSE."
Jewel Man: "Wedgie Bandit on the Loose. City paralyzed with fear as mysterious criminal giving wedgies to people!?" Oh man!
Jewel Man came and told me everything!
Me: A Wedgie Bandit!? You got to be fucking kidding.
Jewel Man: This is no joke J.D. Someone is REALLY striking fear into the city by giving everyone wedgies.
I looked at the paper.
Me: 52 Wedgied victims in the last 24 hours!? Whoa! This guy is a Serial Wedgier!
Nico: That's not even a real word.
Me: I know but it was the best I could describe it.
Everyone came down.
Loki Loud: Hey, guys. What are you looking at?
Me: Take a look at this.
I showed them the paper and they read it and were shocked!
Loki Loud: A Wedgie Bandit!? This has to be a joke.
Me: This isn't a joke Loki. This bandit is giving wedgies to people all over the city. 52 people, maybe more have been struck by him in the last 24 hours.
Nico: That's crazy! At least people aren't getting hurt.
Varie: That is good but their underwear is gonna be stuck inside their butts.
Tso Lan: This is one crook that we're just hearing about right now.
Me: If this crook has been doing all these wedgies that fast then we need to catch him now.
Nico: I agree. We need to catch him before he strikes again.
Laney: Whoever this Wedgie is, is doing a really good job of eluding police.
Lola: But he won't elude us!
Me: We have to be ready for him. Lets get him!
Saïx, Shiv, Koragg, Calamitous, Number 7, King Hiss, Evil Green Rangers and Loki (Power Rangers) appeared.
Saïx: Me, Shiv, Koragg, Calamitous, Number 7, King Hiss, Evil Green Ranger, and Loki will go with you guys.
Me: Awesome.
Koragg: But it looks like the Wedgie Bandit got to us too.
Out came Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney and Krusty and they had their underwear pulled over their heads.
Numbuh 4: Geez! He Atomic Wedgied you guys.
Jimbo: Worse than that. He got us by tying our underwear together and pulled us up in a flagpole and then pulled our underwear over our heads.
Krusty: It was horrible.
Zillus Zox: The 4 of you wait in the medbay. We'll heal you guys after this crook is arrested.
Jimbo: Good idea.
Bart: I can have Shauna come look after you Jimbo.
Jimbo: Thanks Bart.
They went to the Medbay.
Me: We'll bring the other victims in too. We got to find this crook and fast. Lets roll!
We were off to the city to find the Notorious Wedgie Bandit.
We were in the city and it was in a state of fear as the Wedgie Bandit was terrorizing the city. There was no one out on the streets and they were all hiding inside.
Me: The city is like a Ghost Town.
Shiv: Now, if I were a Wedgie Bandit, where would I hide?
Me: Good question. He could be anywhere in the city. We're gonna have to split up and cover more ground.
Nico: Good idea. Me and May will check the park.
Me: Okay. Everyone you take a certain part of the city and if you see anything, Use a flare gun.
Maria: Right!
Me: Okay. Fan out!
We fanned out and the search for the Wedgie Bandit was on.
Everywhere we went we found victim after victim after victim.
Evil Green Ranger: You see anything, Loki?
Loki: Nothing. But we did find 5 of his victims here in the slums of the city.
Evil Green Ranger: We found 6 more victims here in the mall.
Me: There are some in the office buildings too.
Leslie: We sense some more victims nearby.
Me: Where Leslie?
Leslie: Over in the restaurant district.
Varie: I found a bunch here at the museum.
Laney: There's a few hanging here at the zoo.
Vince: Even the firefighters and police have been wedgied.
Me: Man! This Wedgie Bandit is worse than any criminal we've ever busted. But at least no one is hurt. Get them over to the medbay and fast.
Varie: Right!
Me: Nico, find any in the park?
Nico: Negative. The park is clean. No wedgied victims.
Me: That's weird. Why would the Wedgie Bandit leave the park alone? Regroup at the park when your searches are done.
Hunter: (German Accent) Affirmative.
We regrouped at the park.
Koragg: Does this fiend have any honor at all?
Me: Well no people are getting hurt Koragg. And wedgies are just pranks. There's nothing honorless about pranks. Unless you count Dark Luan's diabolical pranks.
Luan: That's true.
Koragg: Good point.
Cynder: Let's go over what we know so far.
Me: Right. The Wedgie Bandit is fast and elusive.
Nico: He targeted a bunch of people all over the city but left the park alone. Like he doesn't want to harm anyone there.
Rainbow Dash: I did however find a clue.
She pulled out a strand of pink hair.
Me: A strand of pink hair.
Sakura Haruno: That's not one of mine. Mine is lighter than that.
Me: Hmm. Lisa can you run a DNA scan?
Lisa Loud: Affirmative.
King Hiss: Pinkie, you have pink hair, don't you?
Pinkie Pie: I do. But not that color.
Lisa Loud: That's because this hair is not from Equestria. It's Human and the name of the person this hair belongs to is Trina Riffin!
An image came up and it was a girl with pink hair, a purple hair band, a white shirt and purple skirt and pink and white socks with black shoes.
Courtney gasped with shock and that shock turned into pure rage as she knew that girl!
Courtney: (GROWLS) TRINA!
Me: Do you know her Courtney?
Courtney: Unfortunately yes. She was a bully that made me look like a total fucking idiot in school up in Canada! (GROWLS) I WILL KILL HER FOR RUINING MY LIFE!
Eli: Whoa man! Sounds like you have a bad history with her.
Courtney: She is a nightmare!
Starlight Glimmer: Care to fill the rest of us in on who Trina is?
Courtney: I sure can. We went to school together before we went on Total Drama.
Gwen (Total Drama): Trina is the Spawn of Satan. She is evil incarnate. She hates everything and claims she is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Duncan: It's true. She did far worse than anything I did that landed me in Juvie.
Zoey: She also hates her brother Corey. He has an awesome band.
Me: Wait you mean Grojband!? OH WOW! I love all their songs and they are so awesome.
Lincoln: They sure are. I like them too.
Courtney: I'll tell you her full history.
She told us everything.
Trina Riffin is the main antagonist in the Canadian TV series Grojband. She is Corey Riffin's cruel, snobbish and evil 16-year-old sister who wants nothing to do with Grojband whatsoever and best friend of Mina She has an obsessive crush on a guy named Nick Mallory, and whenever she does not get her way, she gets furious, her eyes turn red, and she magically brings out her diary and pen to write her secrets in anger.
In every episode (except "Dreamreaver Pt. 1" and "A Knight to Remember"), whenever she finishes writing in her diary, Corey always takes it as inspiration for the band's songs. She also has pupaphobia (also known as a phobia over puppets) and is secretly a closet math geek.
She is voiced by Alyson Court, who also voiced Poodle from Almost N*** Animals and Soon in Bakugan.
In the episode "Smash Up Terby", she was so enraged that when she drove without looking, she nearly ran over Allie and Kate in the process. In the same episode, she barfed all over everyone on a ride including herself and excluding Nick and she used Mina's tongue to clean off her face.
In the episode "No Strings Attached", she made Mina plant bombs inside of Grojband's mechanical robots which were for an animatronic puppet band for a little kid show that was being shot live as well as being shot in front of a live studio audience of little kids. She made them explode in the middle of the show, covering a bunch of little children in the audience in burning mechanical shrapnel.
In the episode "Indie Road Rager", she tried to get the other drivers to ram through Corey and his friends by convincing them that they each vandalized their vehicles, though it was Mina that pulled it off. Later, after her plan failed and learned that Corey stole her stuffed moose, she tried run them off the road by using a monster truck.
In the episode "Monster of Rock", she overheard that Grojband was going to be playing music in the sewer, so she made Mina dump some toxic waste down the sewer pipes so that she could kill them just so that she wouldn't have to listen to their music.
In the episode "Super Zeroes", Corey told everybody that Grojband was a band of real superheroes and everybody believed him. Trina wanted to prove that they weren't, so she tied Mina to a metal pole on top of the tallest building in Peaceville during a thunderstorm. In the same episode, she even made a suicide threat by jumping off of the tallest bulding in Peaceville and attempting to kill herself to prove to everybody that Grojband was not a band of superheroes because if they were, they would have saved her. She was however saved, but she was so unhappy about being alive that she went into diary mode.
In the episode "Ahead of Our Own Tone", Corey, Kon, and Laney were using a time machine and then Trina threw a guitar at it, causing it to break and go out of control while it was in the process of going forward in time. This caused the time machine to break down and Corey, Kon, and Laney were unable to get back to the past again, causing them to be stuck one year in the future for the rest of the series. In the same episode, she took complete control of the internet with her mind and mind controlled the rest of Peaceville to be her slaves, ruling over the city with an iron fist for a year.
In the episode "Love in a Nethervator", she was trapped in a broken elevator with Nick and Mina. She told Nick that she could hear the sounds of both of their hearts beating. She then heard Mina's heart beating and she demanded Mina to stop making her heart beat, so Mina forced herself to stop breathing and she passed out on the floor.
In the episode "Rock the House," there was a flashback that showed Trina being so bad at sewing that when she did it, she caught the sewing machine on fire. Later in the episode, there was another flashback that showed the entire gymnasium of the school on fire all because of Trina trying out for being a cheerleader.
In the episode "Kon-Fusion," she put Mina on a food cart, and shoved her into Grojband and The Newmans, causing them all to get painfully hurt and fall into the fusion mixer, making them all fuse bodies with each other all in an attempt to kill Corey. She was disappointed to see that she failed, and then started senselessly beating Mina's face with a skillet as punishment for not killing Corey.
In the episode "The Bandidate," Trina became the mayor of Peaceville and made everyone her slaves.
In the episode "Hologroj," she mistook a bunch of holographic versions of Grojband for the real Grojband and she attacked them with a broom. Later, she threatened the real Grojband that if they don't leave the garage, she would do it again. In the same episode, she talked to Mina about how happy she would be if her brother Corey died.
In the episode "The Snuffles with Snarffles," she abused a sick dog named Snarffles and she teamed up with an evil cat to build a laser drill which she wielded around the garage and tried to kill Grojband and Snarffles.
In the episode "Soulin' Down the Road," she drove her car through the garage door without opening it while Grojband was taking a picture in front of it. In the same episode, her soul became trapped inside of the body of her car which gave her the ability to control it. She broke into the mall with it and started destroying everything, then threatened the people there to try clothes and makeup on her or else she'd run them over. After Nick Mallory got hit when he and Pinktastic were about to kiss, Trina started crying loudly. Kin later realeased Trina's soul who is going to sadness diary mode. Trina was crying and screaming in the diary mode. She wrote flames in sadness diary mode. After she was done, her soul went back into her body.
In the episode "Hear Us Rock Part 2," Grojband got into a band battle with The Orb Experience. If The Orb Experience won, they would destroy the world, if Grojband won, the world would be saved. The band battle was to take place on the meteor that was going to destroy the world. Trina teamed up with G'ORB and they planned a betrayal on Grojband. She ditched Grojband's intruments back on Earth and got G'ORB to freeze Nick's body and carry it to the asteroid with her. This was all part of her plan to make herself and Nick the only two living Earthling organisms in the universe while she watched the entire world get destroyed and for everyone else including Mina and Grojband to die just so that she could sit back and laugh while she dated Nick Mallory.
We gasped in total shock!
Me: She's a monster!
Lola: She has worse anger management issues than Eva does!
Me: No kidding!
Calamitous: It's obvious that Trina is too fast for us. But maybe we can lure her into a trap.
Me: Good idea. Hmm.
I started thinking.
Me: You can jump in at any time Fred.
Fred Jones: Okay here's what we do.
We got to work and we set up a net trap. Our plan was to lure her with a picture of Nick Mallory tied to a fishing pole and have her come into the trap.
Nadira: Is Nick Mallory an old target of Trina?
Courtney: She is actually always fawning like a lovesick puppy over him.
Gwen (Total Drama): She follows him all over the place like a fangirl.
Sasuke: (Shudders) I know that feeling. She wants to get inside his pants.
Me: I have a feeling she didn't succeed.
Gwen (Total Drama): No she didn't thankfully. Her best friend Mina turned on her as she was fed up with all of her abuse and now all of Peaceville knows all of her true colors.
Nico: Whoa.
Number 7: There she is.
Me: (Whispering) Here we go.
Laney was using the fishing rod.
Trina: Ooh! A picture of Nick Mallory!
She was reeling it in.
Trina: Come back!
She followed the picture as it was being reeling in and then she was in the right spot.
Me: Now.
Nico cut the rope and the net closed and caught Trina!
Trina: WHAT!? LET ME OUT OF THIS THING NOW!
Me: Caught you at last!
Courtney unmasked her.
Courtney: Hello Trina.
Trina: Courtney! I didn't know you were part of Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Courtney: You made my life a living nightmare Trina! And now you are gonna pay dearly for everything you did to me!
Then Dr. Cabelleron appeared.
Me: Dr. Cabelleron!
Daring Do: What are you doing here!?
Dr. Cabelleron: (Spanish Accent) Isn't it obvious Daring Do? I've been helping Trina!
Ilia: Cabelleron's helping you as well?!
Trina: Uh yeah you fucking morons!
Me: Why are you doing all this!?
Trina: REVENGE!
Me: Revenge? For what?
Trina: On my stupid brother and his fans! I vowed to destroy all the fans of my brother's stupid band and ruin their lives like he ruined mine!
Dr. Cabelleron: And it was easy! After you helped Daring Do ruin my latest attempt to get the Sapphire of Hunab-Ku, I vowed to destroy you all to get revenge!
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) You are a dishonorable slimebucket Cabelleron.
He saw Somnambula alive and back after 1,000 years of being trapped in Limbo for the first time ever!
Dr. Cabelleron: Somnambula is real!?
Somnambula: You look like you've seen a ghost.
Me: Uh yeah she's real! She was trapped in Limbo for over 1,000 years with the legendary Pillar's of Harmony. But thanks to Twilight Sparkle, Sunburst, Starlight Glimmer and me we freed them.
Then Whiteout, Dai Gui the Demon Sorcerer of Earth, Heat Wave, Vulture, Riddler, Diabolico, Zexion and Dr. Viktor appeared.
Me: Whiteout, Dai Gui, Heat Wave, Vulture, Riddler, Diabolico, Zexion and Dr. Viktor.
Vulture: Yes it's us.
Tso Lan: Nice to have you with us brother.
Bai Tza: Indeed.
Dai Gui: Always ready to have fun.
Whiteout: Vypra told us what was going on with the Wedgie Bandit.
Maria: And we found out that Dolph, Jimbo, Kearney, and Krusty were victims as well.
Dai Gui: This whole mess was very challenging for both of our groups.
Heat Wave: Please tell me you guys caught him!
May: It's actually a girl.
Vulture: And I'm guessing she has an accomplice, right?
Me: Yep. And you're looking at him.
Daring Do: It's one of my archenemies, Dr. Cabelleron.
Courtney: And the Wedgie bandit is really Trina Riffin. She is an old bully from my school days up in Canada.
They gasped!
Whiteout: Whoa man! I didn't know she was that dangerous.
Me: She was a monster.
?: Big time.
A figure came out and it was SNIPSTER from episode 9 of Ninja Storm!
Snipster is a scissor-themed rabbit monster and the primary antagonist of the episode "Snip It, Snip It Good".
Snipster was a monster that was found in Klimosha by Zurgane, after explaining to Lothor about Snipster's abilities, Lothor sent the rabbit monster to the Blue Bay Harbor's Environmental Conference to cause chaos during a peace conference. He first had an army of Kelzaks to distract the Red and Yellow Rangers so that they wouldn't interfere. While Red and Yellow were preoccupied, Snipster snuck into the Conference and used his Chaos Cut ability. He escaped and caused more people to argue, but that got the Red and Yellow Rangers' attention. They morphed and did battle with Snipster, but the monster put them under his spell as well. They began to argue at each other while the monster landed clean hits on the Rangers, but the Red and Yellow Rangers were able to come to their senses thanks to Sensei and the Rangers destroy Snipster in the Ninja Shadow Battle. Snipster grew large thanks to the Scroll of Empowerment and the Rangers summon the Ninja Storm Megazord to take on Snipster, but not after Cam told the Blue Ranger to break open the Jade Turtle, the Rangers equipped the Serpent Sword, but it was no match, and Snipster had the upper hand, with the help of Cam unlocking the newest Power Sphere #3 - the Turtle Mace, the Storm Megazord was able to destroy Snipster for good.
Tori Hanson: Snipster!
Snipster: Been a long time rangers.
Me: I remember you! You were sent by Lothor to disrupt an Environmental Peace Conference in Blue Bay Harbor and you used a spell that turned Shane and Dustin against each other. And you caused a bunch of people to argue.
Snipster: That's right J.D. Good memory.
Me: Never missed an episode. But that was one of the most brutal episodes ever.
Nico: It sure was. Chaos broke out.
Me: Yeah it sure did.
Snipster: Well, since my powers won't work on you guys... (uses Chaos Cut on Cabelleron and Trina)
Trina: I WILL NEVER WORK WITH AN UGLY HORSE WITH A SKULL MARK!
Cabelleron: OH LETS GO SISTER!
DING DING DING!
Laney and Lola came with referee suits on.
Laney: All right now we want a nice clean fight. Shake hands and come out fighting.
They did so and started fighting brutally.
Me: That's a funny cartoon gag.
Nico: Yeah it was.
We laughed at that.
But then another figure came out and it was SUZAKU THE VERMILLION PHOENIX OF THE SOUTH!
Suzaku (朱雀, Suzaku), also known as the "Crimson Sparrow" is the leader of The Four Saint Beasts and one of the main antagonists of the Spirit Detective Saga's Maze Castle arc. He is also one of the archenemies of Yusuke Urameshi (alongside Younger Toguro, and Sensui). His name can also be taken as "Ho-ou". He is called "Lazarus" in the Philippine anime dub.
When the insects infiltrated the Human World, Koenma ordered Yusuke to defeat Suzaku and take control of the weapon in his possession; The Makai Whistle. For this, each of his team members must face a Saint Beast and win. The only one to really reach Suzaku's tower was Yusuke, while Kurama, Kuwabara, and Hiei were busy fighting demons created from plants to safeguard the tower. He is informed by Murugu that there is one human that Yusuke cares for dearly and would die to protect; Keiko Yukimura. Suzaku sends a horde to capture Keiko and hold her hostage so Yusuke can watch her suffer.
Yusuke fires a spirit gun, but it is easily sidestepped. Suzaku releases a Storm of Torment that breaks through Yusuke's defenses. He realizes that he can not hold Yusuke's physical wires while using only one hand (the other is holding the whistle), so he makes six copies of himself. After climbing, two of the clones hold Yusuke while the others watch Keiko and Botan being attacked by the humans possessed. Yusuke fires a powerful shotgun that almost destroys Suzaku. Suzaku then consumes his copies and is fully healed before making the six copies of himself again.
Suzaku tries to hit Yusuke with Prism of Storm Torment, but his tentacle was damaged during Yusuke's first attack, cutting the power of his attacks in half. Yusuke's spiritual energy is exhausted, but Keiko's fear of death dampens his vital energy. In doing so, he fires an explosion that destroys the clones of Suzaku and defeats Suzaku, as well as destroying the whistle and disintegrating Murugu. As he was dying, Suzaku marvels at the strength of the bond between Yusuke and Keiko and comments that this allowed Yusuke to defeat him.
Suzaku: It's an honor and a thrill to meet you all in person. I am Suzaku, Leader of the Saint Beasts.
Me: The Vermillion Phoenix of The South!
Suzaku: That's right J.D. and I heard many big things about you and how you did so much for the world. But I'm afraid this is as far as you will go.
Me: We'll see about that. Yusuke told me all about you.
Suzaku: (to me) Enjoy the last moments of your life knowing that you wasted today worrying about wedgies!
Me: Oh I wouldn't be so sure Suzaku. Your other lackeys didn't put up much of a challenge. You even gave Yusuke a hard time from what I was told. You gave him one helluva beating. Not bad for an A Class demon.
Suzaku: Indeed. I'm impressed you all managed to overpower my associates so easily.
Me: It's what they get for messing with the powers of the gods. Which Number do you have?
Suzaku revealed he had a Number Card and it was NUMBER 64: RONIN RACCOON SANDAYU!
We gasped.
Eli: Number 64: Ronin Raccoon Sandayu!
Me: This is gonna be good.
Nico: Lets get it on.
We powered up and went at them.
Battle 1: Squirrel Girl, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Runo, Jewel Man and Ring Man VS Whiteout
Whiteout was first.
Whiteout: (to Squirrel Girl) Was this the first time Courtney told you about Trina?
Squirrel Girl: As a matter of fact it was. Trina was the worst ever bully in school when Courtney and everyone on Total Drama went to school. Trina tormented all the kids and made them look like a bunch of braindead idiots.
Rarity: What a monster! I hope Courtney destroys her!
Sweetie Belle: Me too! She is an absolute menace!
Thunder Terror: I know that feeling guys. Trina is worse than me and my brothers all combined.
Sassy Saddles: (British Accent) I know and she is a monster.
Sapphire Shores: She sure is. I don't like her already.
Mistmane: Me neither. She needs to be put in her place and learn a huge lesson in humility.
Sable Spirit: Big time.
Runo: Yeah.
Whiteout: I agree with you all on that and tell Courtney that I'm sorry all that happened.
Runo: We'll tell her that.
Whiteout: Lets do it.
They went at her.
Squirrel Girl, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Runo, Jewel Man and Ring Man: SQUIRREL JEWEL THUNDER STYLE FORMATION ART: SCURRY OF THUNDER!
They spun in a hendecagon formation and it fired a wave of jewels and they formed into a scurry of squirrels full of lightning and they hit Whiteout and electrocuted her and knocked her down.
Squirrel Girl: All right! (SQUIRREL CALL)
Rarity: Rapture darling that was great!
Sweetie Belle: Yeah it was!
Battle 2: Cornelia Hale, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Autumn Blaze, Rockhoof, Julie, Tso Lan and Juandissimo VS Dai Gui
Dai Gui the Demon Sorcerer of Earth was next.
Dai Gui: (to Cornelia) Did you all really meet Gardenia this morning?
Cornelia: We sure did and she is an awesome nature lover.
Applejack: She sure is and she has an amazing selection of Grass Pokemon.
Apple Bloom: And Laney loved her gym. It looked like her room at home.
Frozen Fright: It sure did and it was awesome.
Apple Fritter: I think so too.
Big Mac: Eeyup.
Autumn Blaze: I think so too. It's so awesoome that she has that many beautiful plants in her room.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Indeed laddies.
Julie: I am amazed myself.
Tso Lan: Her room is most impressive everyone. Wouldn't you agree brother?
Dai Gui: Indeed brother. Lets get it on!
They went at him.
Cornelia Hale, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Autumn Blaze, Rockhoof, Julie, Tso Lan and Juandissimo: EARTH APPLE VALKNUT STYLE FORMATION ART: FURY OF THE TRINITY OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM!
They spun in a Hendecagon formation and fired a wave of apples and they formed into a Valknut with the Sun, Moon and Earth on it and it slammed into Dai Gui and knocked him down!
Cornelia: Yeah!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was awesome!
Apple Bloom: Yeah it was!
Battle 3: Taranee, Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Wallflower, Cayenne, Gusty the Great, Dan, Red Lantern Ratchet and Zilius Zox VS Heat Wave
Heat Wave was next.
Heat Wave: (to Taranee) How many people did Trina wedgie in total?
Taranee: We counted over 427 people. She is beyond a shadow of a doubt the most prolific serial wedgier ever.
Heat Wave: WHOA! THAT MANY!? She is good!
Sunset Shimmer: She was Courtney's bully in school.
Pepperdance: Yeah she was the worst ever bully from what she told us.
Wallflower: Yeah no kidding. She is a monster.
Cayenne: Much worse than what Cozy Glow was.
Gusty: Maybe not that bad but right up there.
Dan: Yeah.
Heat Wave: Oh man. I hope Courtney destroys her for everything she did to her. Lets get it on.
Taranee: Gladly.
They went at her.
Taranee, Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Wallflower, Cayenne, Gusty the Great, Dan, Red Lantern Ratchet and Zilius Zox: FIRESTORM SPICE FLAME STYLE FORMATION ART: INFERNO OF THE DRAGON BREATH!
They spun in a decagon formation and fired a massive blast of fire and it formed into a deadly dragon and it knocked Heat Wave down.
Taranee: YEAH!
Sunset Shimmer: So awesome!
Pepperdance: YEAH IT WAS!
Battle 4: Hay Lin, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Lightning Dust, Spitfire, Daring Do, Vapor Trail, Angel Wings, Night Glider, Sky Stinger, Soarin, Flash Magnus, Shun, Calypso and Agony VS Vulture
Vulture was next.
Vulture: (to Hay Lin) Sorry you guys failed to stop Trina from giving so many people wedgies.
Hay Lin: Well technically we didn't fail at anything because she didn't kill anyone.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah wedgies are just pranks and they didn't harm anyone.
Vulture: Well that's a relief. As long as no one got hurt.
Scootaloo: Yeah but they will be feeling really sore in their butts for a while.
Magma Gloom: You're telling me. Ouch.
Lightning Dust: No kidding. I never gave anyone a wedgie and those are crazy.
Spitfire: That's a relief. As long as they don't get hurt.
Daring Do: That's true. But Dr. Cabelleron has put many ponies in Equestria by causing pain and all that to me.
Vulture: I hope you all send him to prison forever.
Vapor Trail: We all will. Also I heard from Numbuh 2 that Numbuh 4 gave a kid a wedgie that was so bad that it fused into his butt and was permanently stuck inside him.
Agony: You mean Jerry of Bully Island. That was a bad wedgie.
Sky Stinger: That must've really hurt him.
Angel Wings: Yikes! No kidding!
Soarin: That kid must be in a lot of pain.
Night Glider: No kidding. A Permanent Wedgie like that would make you out of your mind with pain.
Flash Magnus: Yeah. He must be really insane with pain.
Shun: No kidding.
Rainbow Dash: Maybe I can help him out when we're done here.
Hay Lin: How can you do that? A permanent wedgie means you're stuck with it forever.
Rainbow Dash: Lisa showed me a really awesome technique to get rid of permanent wedgies.
Hay Lin: Wow.
Vulture: We'll have to see it in action. Lets get it on.
They went at him.
Hay Lin, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Lightning Dust, Spitfire, Daring Do, Vapor Trail, Angel Wings, Night Glider, Sky Stinger, Soarin, Flash Magnus, Shun, Calypso and Agony: WONDERBOLTS STYLE FORMATION ART: AURORA BOREALIS FLASH BLAST!
They spun in a hexadecagon formation and fired a wave of Aurora Borealis Energy and it slammed into Vulture and knocked him down.
Hay Lin: YEAH! That was awesome!
Rainbow Dash: SO AWESOME!
Scootaloo: YEAH!
Battle 5: Tecna, Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Derpy Hooves, Marucho, Chompy Mage and Cynder VS The Riddler
Riddler was next.
Riddler: (to Tecna) Riddle me this: How is it that Trina was able to get away with so many wedgies?
Tecna: (British Accent) I honestly have no idea. She was moving so fast that it was beyond understanding.
Fluttershy: It's faster than what I fly at.
Tree Hugger: But she will get her just desserts in due time dudes.
Mage Meadowbrook: But the important thing is she is gonna soon be going to prison for all those wedgies.
Derpy Hooves: You got that right Mage Meadowbrook.
Marucho: I agree!
Riddler: Thank goodness. But what is wrong with your friend there?
Marucho: Oh you mean Muffins? She can't help it. She has an eye condition that affects her motor and coordination skills.
Riddler: Oh man.
Marucho: Yeah but she is funny and cool.
Derpy hugged Marucho.
Derpy: Thanks Marucho.
Marucho: Aw you're welcome.
Riddler: Cool. Lets get it on.
They went at him.
Tecna, Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Derpy Hooves, Marucho, Chompy Mage and Cynder: TECHNO NATURE FLAME STYLE FORMATION ART: TECHNO BUTTERFLY INFERNO!
They spun in an Octagon formation and fired a wave of fire and gears and they formed into a bunch of butterflies and they slammed into the Riddler and knocked him down.
Tecna: ALL RIGHT!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Mage Meadowbrook: Yeah it was.
Battle 6: Musa, Starlight Glimmer, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie, Juniper Montage, Clover the Clever, Alternate Chrysalis and Alice VS Diabolico
Diabolico was next.
Diabolico: (to Musa) Do you think Trina auditioned for Total Drama at some point?
Musa: Maybe maybe not. But if she did I think Chris turned her down really quickly.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah what Trina did makes her a demon in human form.
Thorax: You got that right Starlight. She is worse than Chrysalis was when J.D. and everyone destroyed her. (To Alternate Chrysalis) No offense.
Alternate Chrysalis: None taken. But we'll be ready for that monster when the time comes.
Diabolico: She can become anyone from what I remember.
Musa: Only those in Equestria. But J.D. took that precaution. He used a powerful spell that marks her with a pitch black aura that tells us who she is no matter who she changes into.
Trixie: That's really clever.
Clover: It sure is. J.D. thinks of everything and is always one step ahead of the villains.
Juniper Montage: He sure does.
Alice: J.D. marked her like a beacon. That's genius.
Diabolico: It sure is. Lets get it on.
Musa, Starlight Glimmer, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie, Juniper Montage, Clover the Clever, Alternate Chrysalis and Alice: NEBULA LIGHTNING STYLE FORMATION ART: STELLAR STARBURST BLAST!
They spun in an enneagon formation and fired a massive blast of star lightning and the blast hit Diabolico and knocked him down.
Musa: ROCK ON!
Starlight Glimmer: That was so much fun!
Trixie: The Great and Powerful Trixie gave you all a great show!
Thorax: Yeah!
Battle 7: Roxy, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Ransik and Nadira VS Zexion
Zexion was next.
Zexion: (to Roxy) At least you guys get to throw Cabelleron in jail now.
Roxy: After we cash in a huge bounty on him.
Roxy pulled out a flyer and on it was a picture of Dr. Cabelleron with a no sign over him and it had a really hefty bounty on him: 100,000,000 bits.
Zexion: 100,000,000 bits? That's really good.
Twilight Sparkle: Bounty Hunting is really profitable.
Luster Dawn: It sure is and I hope you get to cash in the bounty Twilight since you did helped Rainbow Dash get into the Daring Do series.
Twilight Sparkle: I may consider that.
Princess Celestia: I think it's good that Dr. Cabelleron is gonna go to prison for his crimes.
Princess Luna: Indeed sister. He deserves it too.
Star Swirl: Absolutely.
Princess Cadance: He sure does. After everything he did.
Princess Amore: You said it.
Flurry Heart: Aunt Twilight got me into the Daring Do series too and it's amazing that Darin Do can do so many awesome adventures.
Zexion: Indeed. Those books are really enjoyable. What was it that Dr. Cabelleron was after this time?
Roxy: He was after a powerful mystical sapphire called the Sapphire of Hunab-Ku. It's a legendary sapphire blessed by the Mayan Goddess of the Ocean and legends say that it would give the user incredible powers over water.
Zexion: Wow! That's amazing. And where did you find such a sapphire?
Diamond Tiara: We found it all the way over in Brazil.
Silver Spoon: It was located in a temple long forgotten about 100 miles north of Manaus.
Toxic Horror: It was a dangerous adventure but we succeeded.
Louie PoisonSea: And it was awesome!
Snowdrop: Yeah it was!
Gari: It was so fun.
Zexion: Those adventures are always fun. Lets do it!
They went at him.
Roxy, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Star Swirl, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Ransik and Nadira: STARLIGHT PRINCESS STYLE FORMATION ART: FURY OF THE ELEMENTS OF THE PRINCESS!
They spun in an Icosikaioctagon formation and fired a massive blast of star energy and it formed into a powerful stampede of alicorns and they hit Zexion and knocked him down.
Roxy: YEAH! That was awesome!
Twilight Sparkle: That was so cool!
Star Swirl: Yeah it was!
Battle 8: Will Vandom, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Somnambula, Emerald Sustrai and Ilia VS Dr. Viktor.
Dr. Viktor was next.
Dr. Viktor: (to Will) How long do you think Trina was posing as the Wedgie Bandit?
Will Vandom: We got the story on her in the paper today. So we're gonna have to wait on that to figure it out.
Pinkie Pie: But the pranks she was doing were really funny!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) Pinkie, you know wedgies are not funny.
Marble Pie: No they aren't.
Limestone Pie: I may like to boss around my siblings and be a total jerk but I have honor. I would never stoop to that.
Somnambula: That's a good thing.
Dr. Viktor: It sure is and I heard that Dr. Cabelleron saw that you were back.
Somnambula: He sure did and he looked like he saw a ghost.
Will Vandom: He never expected that the Pillars of Harmony were all real.
Dr. Viktor: That is funny. Lets get it on.
They went at him.
Will Vandom, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Somnambula, Emerald Sustrai and Ilia: LIGHTNING CONFETTI STYLE FORMATION ART: PARTY OF THE PHARAOHS!
They spun in an octagon formation and fired a wave of lightning and confetti and it formed into a huge party and knocked him down.
Will Vandom: YEAH! That was awesome!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Somnambula: That was so fun!
Battle 9: Ninja Storm Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Naruto, Killer Bee, Fu, Utakata, Han, Rōshi, Yagura, Yugito Nii and Gaara VS Snipster
Snipster was next.
Snipster: So I get to face all 9 Jinchuriki?
Eli: 10 Jinchuriki.
The 10 Jinchuriki sprouted their tails from 10 to 1. Eli had 10 tails, Naruto had 9 tails, Killer B had 8 tails, Fu had 7 tails, Utakata had 6 tails, Han had 5 tails, Rōshi had 4 tails, Yagura had 3 tails, Yugito Nii had 2 Tails and Gaara had 1 tail.
Nico: WHOA! That is so awesome! Wow! Your power is incredible!
Eli: It sure is. Our power is unimaginable.
Naruto: It sure is.
Killer B: It sure is awesome fool. Ya fool.
Fu: We sure are gifted.
Utakata: Indeed we are.
Han: This is gonna be really fun.
Rōshi: I'm always up for a fun fight.
Yagura: Same here and it's gonna be awesome.
Yugito: Yeah it is.
Gaara: This is gonna be good.
Shane Clarke: Lets give him a good show.
Ninja Storm Rangers: NINJA/THUNDER/SAMURAI STORM! RANGER FORM! HA!
The Ninja Storm Rangers transformed.
Shane: "Power of Air!"
Tori: "Power of Water!"
Dustin: "Power of Earth!"
Hunter: "Crimson Thunder!"
Blake: "Navy Thunder!"
Cam: "Samurai Power!"
All: "Ninja Storm!"
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them.
Nico: YEAH!
Troy Burrows: Lets double the power.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STORM!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Ninja Storm Rangers too.
Eli: Lets show him the power of the Jinchuriki.
Naruto: Lets do it!
Ninja Storm Rangers: THUNDERSTORM CANNON!
The Rangers formed the Thunderstorm Cannon and they both were ready.
Nico: KAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEE!
Eli, Naruto, Killer Bee, Fu, Utakata, Han, Rōshi, Yagura, Yugito Nii and Gaara: JINCHURIKI ULTIMATE BLAST FORMATION: TAILED BEAST BOMB KAMEHAMEHA!
They fired a massive Tailed Beast Bomb Kamehameha.
Nico: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Nico fired a red Kamehameha Wave.
Rangers: FIRE!
The Rangers fired a powerful Lightning Cannon Blast!
The blasts all combined and they slammed into Snipster and carried him high into the sky and into space where he exploded with unbelievable power!
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The explosion was so massive, so powerful and so devastating that it shook much of the planet even from space and it obliterated Snipster in an instant. When the blast faded nothing was left of Snipster.
Shane: WHOA! That was powerful!
Nico: That was what I call Overkill. But Snipster you have failed this universe.
Naruto: He sure has.
Troy Burrows: Rangers, That's a Super Mega Win.
Battle 10: Me VS Suzaku the Vermillion Phoenix of the South & Number 64
I was facing Suzaku and it was gonna be a very powerful honor to fight him.
Me: If you were able to give Yusuke a hard time then it will be an honor to fight you Suzaku.
Suzaku: Indeed. This is gonna be good.
I took off my sleeveless trench coat.
Me: Nico hold on to this for me will you?
Nico came.
Nico: Sure.
I gave it to him and then Nico fell to the ground and the coat crashed into the ground with a thunderous thud.
Nico: WHOA! WHAT THE!? How heavy is this coat?
Me: It's a special weighted coat. Leni made it for me for my birthday and I lined it with magic that makes it feel like it weighs 500 million tons.
Nico: 500 Million Tons!? HOLY SHIT! That is amazing!
Me: I know.
Nico lifted it and got it away.
Suzaku: That is very impressive that you are able to lift that much weight.
Me: (Stretches) Yeah! (Cricks Neck) And it's good for giving me a boost in speed. Now lets see how fast you are at my fastest.
Suzaku: Gladly.
I went at him as fast as a beam of light and I punched him all over and kicked him in the face and stomach and more and really let him have it and more and really thrashed him all over and Suzaku got up and he had blood dripping from his mouth and nose.
Suzaku: Impressive. Now to show you some of my powers.
He had a bolt of lightning form in his hand and it was surging with incredible power. It was his signature technique STORM OF TORMENT!
Storm of Torment (暗黒雷迅拳, Ankoku Raijin Ken, translated as Dark Lightning Swift Fist; Dark Lightning Fist" in the English manga, also known as" Swift Bolt of Darkness Attack ") Suzaku wraps his fist with electricity and scans his opponent. Even though he barely touched Yusuke, the spiritual detective's body ran with electricity because the beams of light in the attack sought out the nearest person. Despite this great offensive power, he can be blocked with immense amounts of spiritual energy, as Yusuke defended against him by concentrating his spirit energy around his fists. This technique can also be used to hold an opponent in place and torture him if it is used by more than one Suzaku clone.
Suzaku: (Echoing) STORM OF TORMENT!
He fired a blast of lightning at me and I ran fast as light and dodged the blast and it hit the ground and exploded with incredible power!
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I stopped as he stopped.
Suzaku: You continue to amaze me every second J.D. No one has EVER been able to dodge that before.
Me: First times for everything.
Suzaku: But I've only begun to fight. PRISM OF SEVEN!
Prism of Seven (暗黒妖籠陣, Ankoku Yōrōjin , translated as Dark Demon Cage Formation ) also known as "Dark Spectral Siege Formation": Suzaku assumes his position and charges his energy. He then begins to multiply, two at a time, until there is a total of seven Suzaku's.
He made 6 copies of himself.
Me: Impressive. I didn't know you had that kind of power. No wonder Yusuke had a hard time.
Suzaku's: (In Unison) Indeed. Now watch what I can do.
They jumped into the air.
Suzaku's: PRISM OF SEVEN LIGHTNING WAVE!
Prism of Seven Lightning Wave (七獄暗黒雷光波, Shichigoku Ankoku Raikō Ha , translated as Seven Gaol Dark Lightning Light Wave ): All seven of the Suzakus shoot arrows of condensed lightning through an arc of electricity.
They fired arrows of powerful lightning at me and I ran fast and the blasts exploded in massive explosion of fire as I ran towards the Suzaku's.
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I flew into the air and smashed and pulverized the clones and kicked the Real Suzaku down.
Me: That was really impressive. Your power makes you like a living thunderstorm.
Suzaku got up and used a technique called PRISM OF SEVEN RESTORATION.
Prism of Seven Restoration (回復, Kaifuku , translated as Restoration ): Suzaku can consume the souls of his copies, healing himself in the process. This ability was never titled in the original Japanese version.
Suzaku: Indeed. You are a truly worthy and formidable adversary J.D.
Me: I get that a lot. I'm honored that you think so. You would make an incredibly worthy member of the Masters of Evil. You put up an amazing fight.
Suzaku: I'm glad you think so. But if I were to join the Masters of Evil, who would you recommend as my archenemy?
Me: I would recommend Fu the 7-Tails Jinchuriki. She has as much power as you do.
Suzaku: So I have seen during her battle with Snipster. But I will consider it. Thank you for giving me a good fight J.D.
Me: It was my pleasure.
We shook hands and he gave me the Number Card.
Me: Fu is really looking forward to having you as an archenemy.
Suzaku: I can tell.
Me: She's very fast too. Just like you and me.
Suzaku: I can tell.
Suzaku left.
Nico came up to me.
Nico: Wow! J.D. you were incredible.
Me: He showed an awesome amount of techniques and Fu now has an awesome archenemy coming her way.
Nico: She sure does. Suzaku is really a cool guy. He has honor just like a lot of people we know.
Me: He sure does.
Nico gave me back my coat and I put it back on.
Me: Thanks Nico.
Nico: You're welcome. But wow. I didn't know you were capable of lifting that much weight on you.
Me: You never asked.
Nico: Touché. But that's amazing.
Me: It sure is.
We regrouped and we were facing Trina and Dr. Cabelleron.
Courtney: I've had it with you Trina!
Troy: You won't wedgie anyone else ever again!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Dragon Blitzkreig!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Changeman Rangers!
Woody Woodpecker then flew and pecked Dr. Cabelleron all over and it really hurt. And he didn't see him fly all over him.
Woody Woodpecker: Guess who? (Trademark laugh)
He pecked him all over some more.
Courtney: Trina it's time for me to get some well deserved payback! (Cracks Knuckles) I WILL MAKE SURE YOU SUFFER!
Duncan: Babe put these on.
Duncan handed her metal spiked boxing gloves.
Courtney: Thanks Duncan.
She put them on.
Me: Lets rip her apart!
Eli: It's Butt-Kicking Time!
Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
We went at them and viciously smashed and pulverized Dr. Cabelleron and Trina all over the place. Blazvatan smashed them into pulp all over.
Paige: You give explorers everywhere a bad name Cabelleron! PHOENIX STYLE NINJA ART: WE ARE ONE!
Paige floated into the air and fire swirled around her as she sang We Are One by 12 Stones and she fired a massive blast of fire and it formed into the armies of Rome and it slammed into Cabelleron and burned him all over.
Paige: This will hurt too! PHOENIX STYLE NINJA ART: LIGHT OF ROME!
Paige floated into the air and she sang the Roman Anthem and fired a wave of fire and it formed into the armies of the Roman Soldiers. They hit Cabelleron and knocked him down and burned him.
Paige: And for good measure. PHOENIX STYLE NINJA ART: ROMAN EMPIRE!
Paige fired a blast of fire and it formed into the armies of the Roman Empire from thousands of years ago and they smashed and burned Cabelleron all over the place.
Courtney: This is for all the humiliation you put me through! This is for laughing at me when I had my period! FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: MEGA FIRE TSUNAMI RASENSHURIKEN!
Courtney formed a massive flaming rasenshuriken and threw it and it hit Trina and exploded in a massive vortex of flames and it burned her all over the place real bad.
Courtney: This is for putting a worm in my sandwich! FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: GREATER FIREBALL BLAST!
Courtney fired a massive ball of fire and it hit Trina and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Courtney: This is for shoving my face in a toilet full of diarrhea! FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: GREAT FIRE FIST PUNCH!
She had fire form around her fist and she punched Trina in the stomach and burned her in a massively deadly flaming punch that hurt like hell.
Crumplezone: Lets show some teamwork!
Blackarachnia: Lets do it! Blackarachnia, TERRORIZE!
Blackarachnia tranformed!
Crumplezone: CYBER KEY POWER!
He used the Velocitron Cyber Planet Key and it turned his booster engines into deadly cannons on his shoulders.
Blackarachnia: Lets do it!
Blackarachnia, Shikamaru and Blur used the Animatron, Hidden Leaf and Velocitron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Blackarachnia's weapons, Shikamaru's shadow powers and Blur's Electro Laser 100-fold.
Crumplezone and Blackarachnia: CRUMBLE BLACK WIDOW BLAST!
Crumplezone fired a laser blast and Blackarachnia fired a powerful barrage of bullets from her legs and the blasts hit Dr. Cabelleron and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Rainbow Dash: You will never take artifacts again! RAINBOW LIGHT BLAST!
Rainbow Dash fired a wave of rainbow light.
Daring Do: No more artifacts around the world will be swiped for your own greed! ADVENTURERS THUNDERSTRIKE BURST!
Daring Do fired a massive blast of lightning.
Twilight Sparkle: You make me sick Cabelleron! MAGIC PRINCESS BLAST!
Twilight Sparkle fired a blast of magic and the blasts all hit Dr. Cabelleron and knocked him down.
Blur and Shikamaru: SHADOW LIGHTNING THUNDERBLAST!
Blur fired a blast of lightning and Shikamaru fired a blast of shadow energy and the blasts hit Trina and exploded.
Courtney: This is for giving me a wedgie in gym class! FIRESTORM BLAST STORM!
Courtney fired huge blast of fire.
May: You give girls everywhere a bad name! FROZEN HEART BLAST!
May fired a blast of ice and the blasts slammed into Trina and exploded.
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
The explosion knocked her down and she was enraged.
Courtney: I'm not the same girl you knew anymore!
Trina: How so TWERP-NEY!?
KRASMASH!
Courtney smashed Trina's face in with a powerful punch and knocked out her teeth and braces.
Courtney: And this! IS FOR PISSING ME OFF!
Courtney fired a massive blast of fire and it enveloped Trina and she screamed in pain as she was burning all over.
She was burning badly all over and May blasted her with ice and extinguished her all over.
Courtney: These burns are your scars from me! Live with them.
We tied them up.
Riddler: Well, we made two arrests today.
Diabolico: One was Trina.
Daring Do: And the other was Cabelleron.
Zexion: Now, no one will have to be wedgied ever again.
Dr. Viktor: As Fred would say: Mystery Solved!
Me: You got that right.
We high-fived and it was awesome!
Me: Lets head to Lynn's Table to celebrate.
We all agreed.
Courtney: (To the viewers) Now we have seen the last of Trina and Cabelleron and they will never terrorize the world again.
Me: No they won't.
We got the people who got wedgied healed. Cabelleron was brought in by Twilight Sparkle and given his bounty. Trina was found guilty of numerous counts of assault & battery, attempted murder and more. She was sentenced to 91 life sentences in the Jupiter Prison without possibility of parole and she is the cellmate of Icky Vicky.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
This was a really funny original chapter and I saw Grojband and got the idea for Trina being the wedgie bandit. I hope you all had a good laugh from this. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, XP4Universe, Omegahatchiyak12 and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is an interesting and very awesome adventure as we journey to find the Flying Island of Beast Wars Transformers and it's gonna be really interesting seeing an awesome paradise that flies through the air in the Ural Mountains of Russia. And we're going to face the terrifying Barraki from Bionicle on Overflow's home planet for the battle. It's gonna be so cool!
See you all tomorrow.
