HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY 2021 EVERYONE!
Today was February 14th, 2021 and it was the day where love is in the air: Valentine's Day. It was a beautiful day for love and marriage.
Poromon, Poliwag, Manaphy, and Horsea: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, EVERYBODY!
Me: And a good old Happy Saint Valentines Day to you guys too.
We saw all of our favorite couples making out. We saw William and Maria, Nico and May, Tom and Sarah, Lori and Bobby, Jack and Carly, Rice and Sean, Vypra and Dark Spicer, Eli and Nunnally, Vince and Carol, Nick F. and Lori Jimenez, Aylene and Brain Freezer, Homer and Mindy, Hunter & Nemo, and many of us making out and kissing.
Me: Ah. L'amore.
It was one of the most amazing days of love ever because of love being in the air.
Maria: Before we go on our respective plans, how about we visit Bikini Bottom's Amusement Park?
Me: Great idea Maria.
Lily: There's an awesome Valentines Day carnival going on today.
Varie: Awesome!
Nico: I love Valentine's Day carnivals.
Aylene: Me too.
Naruto: So awesome.
Shiv: F.Y.I., there won't be any usual battles today since it's Valentine's Day.
Lynn: We know Shiv. Love is in the air and it won't get in the way of our fun date with love.
Lena: I know sis.
Lily: Hey Lena, I have an awesome gift for you.
Lena: What is it?
Lily spread her wings of water and enveloped Lena in a ball of water and she used her powers to cure Lena of her schizophrenia and she was better.
The water faded and Lena got up.
Lena: What? What happened?
She gasped and saw the hallucinations she was seeing for most of her life gone and she didn't hear the voices in her head anymore!
Lena: I don't see the Hallucinations and I don't hear the voices anymore! What happened!?
Lily: I cured you. Lisa discovered that my healing water in my wings can cure diseases like schizophrenia.
Lena: (Gasp) (Hugs Lily) OH THANK YOU LILY! THANK YOU!
Lynn: WOW! That's awesome! Lena it looks like you are now forever cured!
Rita: Wow! Lily you did really well! Now we can call the doctors and tell them.
Lily: Thanks mom.
Manaphy: Honestly, we should've just cured you right away.
Lena: I know. But I can tell that Lily was just waiting for the right moment.
Lily: I didn't even know my healing water could cure schizophrenia. I guess I just forgot about it.
Me: That's all right. But it's great that you are cured Lena.
Lena: And I'm back to normal! Lincoln, I'm so sorry I tried to kill you. My own mind became my own worst enemy.
Lincoln: It's not your fault Lena. But thank goodness you're all cured.
Me: Yeah and Water is the most purifying force of the Elemental Forces of Nature.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure is. But wow.
Me: I know. Twilight does Equestria have its own version of Valentine's Day?
Twilight Sparkle: It sure does. But we call it Hearts and Hooves Day.
Me: Cool! Love among horses and ponies. Lets head to the ocean.
We went to Bikini Bottom.
SpongeBob: [opens his house door with a bunch of hearts in his arms] Happy Valentine's Day, Bikini Bottom! [throws hearts everywhere. He hands one to Squidward and Squiliam and they smile in happiness. He gives one to Mrs. Puff, but her boat runs into a fire hydrant. He gives Plankton's cousin Clem a tiny heart using tweezers. SpongeBob and us leaps over to Sandy's place]
Sandy: Happy Valentine's Day, SpongeBob. I'm nuts for you. [gets out an acorn nut with an arrow stuck through it]
SpongeBob: [puts the acorn away and takes out a bottle of chocolate syrup] Well, I'm bubbles for you, Sandy. [blows a chocolate heart bubble]
Sandy: [Opens a door on her helmet for the chocolate heart to go into; eats it] Mmmm, chocolate. Mighty tasty.
We all arrive.
Me: Hiya SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Hey guys.
Applejack: Howdy Sandy. How have you been?
Sandy: Great guys. How have y'all been?
Me: Great. Happy Valentines Day.
SpongeBob: Thanks guys.
Electro: Hey, SpongeBob! You feeling happy now that Plankton's dead?
SpongeBob: I am more than happy Max and Happy Valentines day to you all.
Me: Thanks SpongeBob.
Nico: This is gonna be so cool having fun at the carnival.
SpongeBob: I have a special plan for Patrick.
Me: Can we hear it?
Sandy: Sure. Patrick's gonna love the giant chocolate balloon you made for him. [a chocolate balloon is shown and then SpongeBob and Sandy run over and Sandy gets into the basket]
Me: Wow! What a chocolate balloon.
Sandy: Take me through the plan again.
SpongeBob: Okay. [SpongeBob blows a chocolate carnival] Step one: [manly voice] Patrick and I get to the Valentine's Day carnival. [a chocolate SpongeBob and Patrick fly in and hop onto the carnival] Step two: I position Patrick and myself on top of the Ferris wheel. [both of them hop over to the Ferris wheel where it rides up to the top. Blows a chocolate hot air balloon] Step three: You arrive at designated checkpoint for maximum visual contact. [the balloon floats over above the carnival] Step four: Patrick is thrilled. Mission accomplished. [chocolate bursts all over the screen and then we see Patrick with a Valentine's Day shirt and putting a big rock on the ground and pounds the rock into the shape of a heart and picks it up and SpongeBob and us arrive.] Hi, Patrick.
Patrick: [imagines the heart is talking to him] Hello?
SpongeBob: Patrick, it's me, SpongeBob.
Patrick: SpongeBob, what are you doing in there?
SpongeBob: Patrick!
Patrick: Oh, my gosh! Sponge...SpongeBob is stuck inside this rock! [screams] Hold on, buddy, I'll get you out! [smashes the rock into a pile of dirt] SpongeBob? SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Patrick...
Patrick: SpongeBob! [cries and rubs the pile of dirt against the side of his face] SpongeBob...!
SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm right behind you! [Patrick turns around]
Patrick: There you are. [holds the pile of dirt in his hands] Happy Valentine's Day! Here's your present.
Me: I'll fix that.
I snapped my fingers and heart the rock heart fixed.
Patrick: All right! Happy Valentines Day everyone!
Me: Thanks Patrick.
SpongeBob: And I have a present for you!
Patrick: You do?
SpongeBob: It's the greatest... [Patrick gets excited] ...the bestest... [Patrick gets more excited] ...the most fantabulous... [Patrick gets even more excited] ...present ever! [bounces and rolls all around all excited and overjoyed] But you can't have it yet. [Patrick stops rolling and bouncing around]
Patrick: Huh? Why not?
SpongeBob: Because it's not ready yet.
Patrick: Is it ready now?
SpongeBob: Not yet.
Patrick: How about now?
SpongeBob: Do you want to ruin the surprise?
Patrick: Yes!
Ed: Naughty naughty mister.
Eddy: Shut up Ed.
SpongeBob: Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
Patrick: Oh, come on, please!
SpongeBob: Hmmm...nope, sorry.
Patrick: [grabs on to SpongeBob's legs and feet] You gotta tell me!
SpongeBob: No can do! [laughs] You'll just have to wait!
Me: Lets go!
[SpongeBob walks off with Patrick still hanging on his legs and feet]
Patrick: Please. Oh please... [still hanging on his legs we see SpongeBob walking through the middle of nowhere] ...please-please-please-please. Tell me-tell me-tell me. Please?!
SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, here we are.
We arrived at the Valentine's Day Carnival!
Patrick: [gasps as he sees the carnival] You got me a carnival? Mine! All mine, mine, mine, mine. [Patrick runs inside the carnival and SpongeBob runs in behind him with us following] Mine, mine, mine! All right, everybody out! This is my carnival!
SpongeBob: It's not the carnival.
Robo Blaze: The Valentine's Day carnival looks amazing!
Me: It sure does and it's perfect for loving everyone.
Nico: (Whispers to me) I hope Mindy and Sandy's gift is perfect for Patrick.
Me: (Whispers to Nico) I know. I have a feeling it will be.
Patrick: Oh.
SpongeBob: [takes a quarter out of his pocket] Here, why don't you take this quarter and...
Patrick: [snatches it from SpongeBob] Oh my gosh, a quarter! I've always wanted a quarter!
SpongeBob: It's not the quarter.
Patrick: Oh.
SpongeBob: Now, take that quarter and buy some cotton candy... [Patrick interrupts and SpongeBob's finger deflates]
Patrick: Cotton candy! I can't believe it! [Patrick chases the cotton candy seller] Cotton candy!
Cotton Candy Seller: Hey, get away! Hey!
Sandy: Sandy to SpongeBob. [SpongeBob takes out a walkie-talkie where Sandy's voice is coming from] Sandy to SpongeBob. Come in, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Ten-four, Sandy, SpongeBob here. [we see Sandy closing in with the balloon on the carnival]
Sandy: [floating toward the carnival in the balloon] Me and Mindy got a visual on the carnival. You want me to bring her in?
SpongeBob: Ohh, not yet, Sandy. Patrick's still trying to guess what his Valentine is.
Sandy: [chuckles] You are such a kidder. Sandy out. That SpongeBob... [a group of orange flying oysters are heading toward the balloon] Scallops...chocolate-eating scallops!
Mindy: Uh oh!
Patrick: So if it's not cotton candy, then what is it? I can't take it!
SpongeBob: You'll have to guess!
Patrick: [points at a tent] This tent?
SpongeBob: No.
Patrick: [holds up a man who is waiting in line for Heart-A-Whirl] This guy?
SpongeBob: No. [we see micro-organisms crawling around; it's Patrick's view through a microscope]
Patrick: This paramecium?
SpongeBob: [laughs] Nope.
Patrick: [giggles] Heh, you're a sly one. I can't find here in the carnival...because it's on top of Mount 'Climb Up and Fall Off'. [runs up the mountain and falls off then runs back to SpongeBob] It wasn't there either!
SpongeBob: Are you sure? [runs up mountain and falls off again; SpongeBob uses his walkie-talkie to tell Sandy something] SpongeBob to Sandy, you can bring it in now. [Sandy is using a whip to shoo the scallops away and Mindy is blasting them with water balls]
Sandy: Uhh, SpongeBob, we got ourselves a little problem. I got a pack of chocolate-eating scallops trying to rustle the balloon! Hi-yah! Get away, you sweet-toothed varmints! Hi-yah! I'm going to be a little late!
SpongeBob: Late? But what about... [Patrick still jumping on and off mountain] ...Patrick?
Sandy: Hing-ya! Take him up to the Ferris wheel and I'll meet you there! Sandy out!
SpongeBob: [puts away the walkie-talkie] If Patrick doesn't get his valentine... [screams]
Patrick: [suddenly appears from behind, all bruised] I'm pretty sure it's not up there, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Patrick! Uhh, actually it's on the Ferris...
Patrick: Ferris wheel! [he grabs SpongeBob and runs toward it; cut to them on the Ferris wheel being brought to the top] I'm ready for the greatest Valentine's present in the whole world now, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Well, this is where you're gonna get it...I hope. Just keep looking out there, pal.
May: (to Nico) After everything that happened the past week, we've earned this.
Nico: Yes we have.
Me: Actually it was over the last 20 days. They were hell.
Nico: Right yeah. We had to deal with Organization XIII, The Digimon Emperor and now the Sullen 6.
Lincoln: I call it the 20 Days of Darkness.
Me: Good name buddy.
SpongeBob: [SpongeBob talks to Sandy again on the walkie-talkie] SpongeBob to Sandy, SpongeBob to Sandy, come in, Sandy! [Sandy is still fighting the chocolate eating scallops]
Sandy: Sandy to SpongeBob, I got my ox in a ditch here! I'm way off course! The scallops are eating the balloon! They're everywhere! [One scallop bites the balloon and the air goes out and it floats down] Aw, shoot! We're going down, SpongeBob! Switch to plan B!
SpongeBob: No, no, B, Sandy! No, B! [Patrick is smiling big waiting for his surprise] Uh, Patrick, you know how sometimes you plan something special and things don't just work out?
Patrick: No...no...eh-gee! Holy mackerel! Is it hot up here or what?! [rips off his shirt and moves the ferries wheel seats back and forth and then up and down. Next, the ferries wheel is jumping up and down and then SpongeBob puts out his hand/arm]
SpongeBob: Patrick, here it is! [Patrick stares at SpongeBob's hand/arm]
Patrick: What's that?
SpongeBob: It's a handshake...a friendly handshake.
Patrick: A handshake? That's the big gift? You got me a handshake?
SpongeBob: A friendly handshake. Happy Valentine's Day! [Patrick shakes his hand and stares it and makes a grumpy looking face.
Me: Which ride should we try first?
May: How about the Roller Coaster?
Nico: Great idea!
We went on to the Roller Coaster and we had an awesome fun time.
Laney: WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Eli: THIS IS FUN!
Nunnally: YEAH IT IS!
Vypra: SO FUN!
Horsea: Spongebob, don't you think Patrick is feeling a bit neglected?
SpongeBob: I know. But Sandy is running late. We just have to wait.
Me: Oh boy. Those stupid clams. If they eat his gift all hell is gonna break loose.
Poromon: I want to eat the cotton candy!
Nico: All right.
Nico got him some cotten candy.
Lincoln bought some candy and chocolate for his harem.
Rainbow Dash: Awesome! Thanks Lincoln.
[SpongeBob laughs and throughout their playtime in the carnival, Patrick has the same grumpy look on his face]
[Later, the scene cuts to them sitting in the bench.]
Poliwag: Hey, Patrick. You feeling ok?
Patrick: Yeah. I'm okay.
Patrick went to SpongeBob and sighed.
Patrick: I've been thinking. At first, a handshake doesn't seem like much, but really it's the thought that counts… [a woman walks up with a box shaped like a heart full of chocolates in her arms]
Fran: Hey, SpongeBob, I just wanted to thank you for this box of chocolates.
SpongeBob: Uh, no problem, Fran. [walks off]
Patrick: And even though I was expecting more... [a man with roses walks up]
Dave: Thanks for the roses, SpongeBob. Happy Valentine's Day.
SpongeBob: You too, Dave. [walks off]
Patrick: And not that it matters that we've been friends for so long... [some woman walks by with a bike]
Female Fish: Hey, SpongeBob, thanks for the bike! [talking to Patrick] Can you believe this guy? I just met him this morning! [Patrick begins to fume]
Patrick: So, as I was saying...
Me: (In my head) Uh oh.
Male Fish: Excuse me, do you guys have the time?
Patrick: [explodes in anger and screams with rage, which is followed by him picking up and throwing the fish across the screen] [House of Horror music starts playing] Patrick needs love, too! [Patrick goes psycho freaky. A crashing sound is heard. He furiously bangs his stomach like a gorilla, grunts angrily as he runs closer towards the screen, angrily approaches a balloon cart, then furiously cuts the balloon strings from a salesman and furiously smashes the balloon cart with his buttocks. Cut to scene where children play with a guy in a heart suit; the children run off as Patrick approaches] I defy you, Heart man! [Patrick angrily rips the suit in half and continues his rampage]
Me: EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
P.A. System: Attention everyone, there's a chubby pink starfish on the loose! [everyone runs screaming; Patrick sees a twirl-around ride that has hearts on it and goes mad over it]
Patrick: Heart on stick must die! [goes to the pole and tries to pick it up; gives up eventually in tiredness; Patrick sees a little girl eating a heart-shaped lollipop and turns red in anger] Heart on stick must die! [grabs it, breaks it, and stuffs it in his mouth. The girl screams as Patrick takes the lollipop.]
SpongeBob: [gasps] Patrick!
Patrick: [Turns around with an evil look on his face; angrily grumbles gibberish, making everyone scared and run to a dead-end at the Goo Lagoon dock; Patrick roars with rage] (ROARS LIKE THE HULK)
Snake: Dude, just calm down!
Patrick: DO NOT TELL PATRICK TO CALM DOWN, YELLOW MAN! (punches Snake)
POW!
Me: PATRICK!
Furi and Bane grabbed him.
Furi: LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING, PATRICK STAR! FURI'S GONNA MAKE YOU CRY IN PAIN IF YOU DON'T STOP!
Patrick roared like Godzilla!
Firefly saw Sandy.
Firefly: Look! Sandy's here!
Sandy: Yee-haw! Get along, little shellfish! Gallop, you scallops! [whipping the scallops as she lands in the carnival with the balloon and letting scallops go]
SpongeBob: Yeah! Sandy's here!
Me: All right!
Nico: Perfect timing!
SpongeBob: Woo-hoo! Look, Patrick, it's here! It's here! The best Valentine in the whole wide world is right behind you! [jumping up and down pointing behind Patrick]
Patrick: [ignores SpongeBob] Sure it is.
SpongeBob: I'm telling you, it's right there! Turn around!
Patrick: Uh-uh.
SpongeBob: Patrick, just turn around! [Patrick still wouldn't listen. Everyone is yelling at Patrick to turn around, but he doesn't]
Me: Turn around you idiot!
Crowd: Turn around! You nincompoop! Why you!
Patrick: You must think I'm pretty dumb, huh?
Me: Because you don't have a brain stupid!
Crowd: Yes! Turn around!
Patrick: No.
Varie: Do it!
Crowd: Turn around! Turn around!
Patrick: Nuh-uh. I'm gonna say this once and I'm not going to say it again, so pay attention. I am not, I repeat, not going to turn around for any reason...ever!
Sandy: Howdy, Patrick!
Patrick: [turns around] Hi, Sandy! [notices the chocolate balloon, then is confused and speaks gibberish]
Me: SURPRISE!
SpongeBob: Happy Valentine's Day, Patrick! [Patrick jumps for joy and jumps on the balloon]
Patrick: Yay! My valentine! Hey, is this solid chocolate?
SpongeBob: Patrick, no! [Patrick bites the balloon and chocolate explodes everywhere.]
POP!
[SpongeBob and Patrick are in the mess]
Me: (Slurps) Yummy!
Patrick: Aw, SpongeBob... you didn't have to get me anything.
Laney: Delicious chocolate.
Me: But I have an idea on what to do with all this chocolate.
I made many kinds of chocolates with different fillings like caramel and strawberry ice cream for me and my harem.
Lincoln made ice cream bites with rice crispies and strawberry ice cream for him and his harem.
Nico made Brazilian Truffles for him and May.
Naruto made Salted Caramel Brownies for him and his wives.
Vypra and Dark Spicer made Red Velvet Cake Pops.
And Lynn Sr. made Peanut Butter and Chocolate Cheesecake for him and Rita. We made all kinds of treats and desserts.
Me: Sorry your Valentines Day didn't turn out like you planned SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: That's all right J.D. But this was so much fun!
Patrick: Yeah it was! It was awesome!
Princess Mindy: And I got to have fun with you all and you Patrick.
Princess Mindy kissed Patrick and he melted into a puddle of slime out of love.
We laughed.
We had an awesome Valentines Day.
THE END
Another Fanfic complete.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO YOU ALL! I hope you have a great Valentines Day and give that special someone your love and care for this day of love. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. The episode Valentines Day of SpongeBob Squarepants aired on February 14th, 2000 and it was funny! It's a darn shame that it doesn't air on EVERY day. But it is funny! Next up is a chapter for the awesome and deadly Black Ninja from Samurai Jack! Get ready for a deadly fight in the darkness as we against the black ninja robot from Episode 40 of Samurai Jack and that is gonna be a brutal battle! Speed, Stealth and Darkness are gonna come after us.
See you all tomorrow
