This is a Parody of Hand Me Down Ed's from Ed Edd N Eddy
We were out of the estate for a few hours to go to a special meeting at the United Nations to establish new laws to prevent the lies of people that are like the Sullen 6 from ever being heard from and listened to again. After everything we dealt with during the 20 days of darkness, we wanted to take every necessary precaution. We left our 5 mascots in charge of the estate while we were gone.
Poromon: We finally have the Estate to ourselves.
Tentacool: Yeah we do!
Poliwag: LETS PARTY!
Pinkie Pie: (Pops out of nowhere) Did someone say Party!?
Manaphy: YEAH WE DID!
Tentacool: Wait. Pinkie Pie, I thought you were with the others.
Pinkie Pie: Oh you know how much I love parties and whenever there's a party, I know there's a party.
Poliwag: She always has a habit of doing that. She pops up out of nowhere like that and she loves parties.
Tentacool: Wow!
Poromon: They don't call her the greatest party planner in all of Equestria.
Poliwag: Cool.
Poromon: First, let's count who's here.
Poliwag: Do you guys hear something?
They nodded.
They went into the stairs and found 2 burglars prowling around.
Horsea: (Whispers) Burglars.
Manaphy: If they think they can get away with invading the house, they have another thing coming!
Pinkie Pie: Lets get those party-poopers!
Tentacool: Yeah!
The mascots set traps for the Burglers.
And they were very methodically set. They put extendo-boxing gloves, glue traps, bear traps and more and all that. They were set up and ready.
One of the burglars activated the first trap.
And got a bear trap snapped onto his leg and he screamed in pain and he tripped back and hit a shelf and a bucket of pigs blood fell on him and a bunch of raccoons came and mauled him!
The second Burglar opened a closet and then a baseball bat smashed his crotch!
SICKENING CRUNCH!
He screamed in an opera note.
The traps all went off on them and they were really brutally pulverized, burned, mangled, shot, blasted, tarred, feathered, glued, slipped and more and it was brutal. When we got home hours later we saw that Poromon, Poliwag, Tentacool, Horsea and Manaphy and Pinkie Pie all captured the burglars.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Wow! Who are these guys.
Me: Well I don't believe it! It's Louise Santiago and his partner Pedro Luiz. These two are the most notorious cat burglars in the whole country.
Nico: I remember these guys.
Twilight Sparkle: Who are they?
Me: We busted them over a year ago for a massive string of burglaries in the city. They got out totally undetected over the years. But one slip up lead them to being caught by us. We had them sentenced to 150 years in federal prison for their crimes. But they escaped from prison over 5 months ago.
Laney: Geez!
Sunset Shimmer went over to them and touched their heads and saw into their pasts. They were horribly abused by their parents and hooked on cocaine and heroin and they were stealing to get money to get more and more.
Sunset Shimmer: You two don't need all that money to get drugs or drugs for anything to make you happy.
They started crying.
Me: How did you 6 do it?
Manaphy: We saw them prowling around and we set up traps and smashed them around and tied them up.
Megan McAllister: Wow! That's genius!
Kevin McAllister: You set up traps like how I did? Wow!
Me: Genius!
Horsea: Are you guys proud of us?
Me: We sure are. Because we've been after these burglars for months.
Nico: They busted out of prison last year and reoffended all over and did it all.
Laney: Yeah and they were caught thanks to you guys.
Lola: Too bad a certain scatterbrained fashion designer forgot to turn on the security!
Rarity: (Gasp) HOW DARE YOU!?
Me: She was talking about Leni, Rarity.
Rarity: Oh. Sorry.
SMASH!
Eddy smashed Leni on her head with a huge fish and gave her a nasty lump on her head that hurt like hell.
Eddy: LENI YOU IDIOT!
Edd: EDDY! You stop right there mister!
Leni was gonna be feeling that in the morning.
Later we were watching TV and playing card games. The beautiful view of the stars from above the planet was amazing.
Laney was reading a book and Lily was coloring a picture.
Me: What a beautiful day.
Linka: It sure is.
Lena: Yeah. And no hallucinations or delusions to ruin it.
Laney: It's great that you're cured sis.
Lena: Same here.
Then Lori came down and she was tidying up the room.
Lori: Hey guys. Mind if I clean up everything here?
Me: Go for it Lori.
She was tidying everything up and was nice? This was an unusual and peculiar change for her.
I then noticed that she had a boomerang in her pocket.
Me: Hmm.
Some of the Loud Kids came down and I saw that Leni had smart glasses on and Lola was covered in mud and Lana was in a dress and Lucy was happy!? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?
Robo-Blaze: (sees the Loud Kids with boomerang in their pockets) Oh, dear God. What happened now?
Me: Oh no. This doesn't look good.
We saw the Loud Kids acting weird. We saw Lori acting all clean and tidy as we have seen, Leni was smart and intelligent, Luna was quiet and playing classical music, Luan was a goth and depressing, Lynn was timid and a wimpy coward, Lincoln was dressed like a thugish brute, Lucy was happy and exciting, Lana was clean and a princess, Lola was filthy and tomboyish and Lisa was stupid and dimwitted like she has no brain!
Leni: [using a typewriter] "Chasing Phantoms: A Dissertation on Unifying Field Theory and its Effect on Leptons and Quasars. By Leni."
Lori: (Sprays the living room windows)
Luna was playing the Nutcracker Suite.
Luan: We all live in a meaningless universe.
Raven: Hey! That's usually what I say.
Lynn was hiding under the sofa.
Me: Lynn what's wrong? You should be playing sports.
Lynn: (Timidly) Sports are dangerous and scary.
POW!
Lincoln then punched me in the face and I spit out a tooth and some blood!
Me: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR YOU FUCKING JERK!?
Lincoln: Because I hate you and everything you fucking moron!
My aura flared up with incredible power and I saw Lucy jumping and dancing and she had a huge smile.
Lucy: WEE! I'M SO HAPPY!
Lana: EW! LOLA! YOU ARE DISGUSTING!
Lola: Aw it's not so bad!
Lisa: (Stupidly) Duh you are funny.
Me: Either I'm starting to lose my marbles, or everyone is starting to act like polar opposites of themselves!
Lincoln grabbed my face and smashed it with powerful headbutts!
I punched Lincoln and knocked him away!
Nico: Man Lincoln is brutal!
Firefly: (to Lola) You know what, Lola? If you're going to let a boomerang get the best of you after all the missions we've been on, then maybe you really are ugly.
Lola: Thank you for that compliment Garfield.
Firefly: WHAT!? THAT WASN'T A COMPLIMENT! THAT WAS AN INSULT!
Brittney: Boomerang?
Brittney saw the boomerang they all had.
Brittney: I think I know what's going on!
Brittney pulled out her book on Supernatural Objects and Cursed Artifacts.
Brittney: Lets see here.
She scrolled through the pages and she found something of interesting.
Brittney: (Gasp) Here it is! The Boomerang of Bamapana!
Me: The Boomerang of who?
Valon: (Australian Accent) That's the God of Discord in Aboriginal Mythology mate.
Me: Whoa!
Brittney: The Boomerang of Bamapana is a mystical Boomerang that is said to have been cursed by the trickster god Bamapana himself. Whoever the boomerang touches will have their personalities changed into the exact opposite of who they are.
We saw a picture of the Boomerang and it looked just like the boomerang that we see the Loud Kids with.
Edd: That's the Boomerang that we had an encounter with!
Eddy: That's the exact same one!
Me: You guys had an encounter with this boomerang before?
Jimmy: We sure did and it made us into people we are not. I was turned into a bruiser and thrashed Kevin.
Sarah: I was turned into a loving and kind girl.
Rolf: Rolf remembers this. It made Rolf into an opera singer that sang gibberish.
Kevin: I was a nerd.
Nazz: I was a rebellious monster.
Ed: I was made a genius.
Edd: I was laid back and a hippie.
Eddy: And I was a mother.
Snake: (to Jonny) What did the Boomerang turn you into, dude?
Jonny 2X4: I was turned into a social butterfly.
Me: Wow. Did the boomerang affect you Marie?
Marie K.L.: No me and my former sisters were unaffected.
Nico: Wow.
Maria: How about I see what the Boomerang turns me into?
Nico: Be careful Maria.
Maria went over and grabbed the Boomerang and took it from Lori.
Lori then reverted back but she had a splitting headache.
Lori: (Groans) What happened?
The Boomerang wasn't affecting Maria at all.
Maria: It's not affecting me at all.
Me: Hmm. I think some of our powers are too strong for us to be affected.
Lincoln then strangled me and I punched him off me again.
Nico: You know what? Let's keep the Loud Kids like this.
William: Nico, you can't be serious!
Nico: I'm dead serious, William. If we keep the Loud Kids like this, they'll never be reckless again. And then, incidents like nearly everyone in Paris getting Akumatized won't happen again.
Carmen: Nico actually has a good point.
Brittney: Sorry but I'm against this Nico. It says here that these Boomerangs are also bombs.
We gasped.
Brittney: Bamapana is said to have cursed these boomerangs to explode after 15 minutes when they come into contact with whoever they change.
Me: We got to get those boomerangs off of them and fast!
Shiv: (to Eddy) Did your boomerang explode as well back then?
Eddy: No the show ended after we were stuck to a tree branch with a Naked Double D!
Ed: (Laughs)
Edd: I don't know how it happened!
Me: Right now we got to get those boomerangs out of here!
Brittney: We got 13 minutes! Lets go!
We sprang into action!
May: Well, we might as well face facts, guys. The Loud Kids that we know are gone forever. So, we might as well change the looks of their rooms.
Nico: May we need your help!
May: What's wrong!?
Nico: I don't have time to explain. Come on!
We got to Leni and removed her Boomerang and removed it and she reverted back.
Next was Luna and we removed the Boomerang she had.
Dark Spicer: Maybe I can turn into Widowchimp and use a web to throw the boomerangs somewhere far away!
Me: The Boomerangs will come back Dark.
I grabbed Lola and Lana's Boomerangs and Lola screamed when she saw that she was covered in mud and Lana laughed at her!
Lana: You look good in mud Lola!
Lola: WHY YOU LITTLE!?
She pounced onto Lana and they got in a fight cloud.
Eli: Excuse me you two but I must discipline the nanny-goats.
Eli grabbed them and then...
SMASH!
He smashed them together and knocked them down.
Nico: Nice one Eli.
Me: Guess I should've thought of that before.
Electro: Maybe I can use my electricity to destroy the Boomerangs!
Brittney: No that won't work. According to this, the boomerangs are indestructible and will be destroyed when they explode.
Me: How much time do we have?
Brittney: (Looks at watch) 4 minutes and 15 seconds.
Me: Lets go!
We got the boomerangs off of Lisa, Lucy and Lynn.
And they reverted back.
We got all the Boomerangs off.
Ben: Maybe I can turn into Alien X and erase the boomerangs out of existence!
Brittney looked at her watch and there was 20 seconds left.
Brittney: NO TIME! We have to throw them into space!
Me: I'll do it!
I took the boomerangs and flew into space.
5 seconds.
I threw them far.
2...1...0.
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
The Boomerangs exploded with incredible power and they were destroyed.
I went back and everyone cheered for me.
Nico: Way to go J.D.!
Lincoln: That was awesome! J.D. I'm so sorry I punched you and strangled you..
Me: It's not your fault buddy.
But the Loud Kids all had tremendous headaches the size of Texas.
Eddy: Did someone send those boomerangs to us?
Me: I don't think so. But maybe someone did, maybe someone did. Who knows?
Little did we know that someone was looking at our tree from far away and it was the mischievous trickster imp from the 5th Dimension, MR. MXYZPTLK!
Mister Mxyzptlk (/mɪksjɛzˈpɪtəlɪk/, /ˈmɪksɪlplɪk/), sometimes called Mxy, is a character who appears in DC Comics' Superman comic books. He is usually presented as a trickster deity in the classical mythological sense. Mxyzptlk possesses reality-warping powers with which he enjoys tormenting Superman or making life difficult. His portrayal has varied, with him being an outright supervillain in some media, and an antihero in others.
Mr. Mxyzptlk was created to appear in Superman #30 (September / October 1944), in the story "The Mysterious Mr. Mxyztplk" (the original spelling), by writer Jerry Siegel and artist Ira Yarborough. Due to publishing lag time, the character saw print first in the Superman daily comic strip by writer Whitney Ellsworth and artist Wayne Boring.
In most of Mxyzptlk's appearances in DC Comics, he can be stopped only by tricking him into saying or spelling his own name backwards (Kltpzyxm - "kel-tip-zix-um"), which will return him to his home in the fifth dimension and keep him there for a minimum of 90 days. This limitation of the character was modified in the 1986 Crisis on Infinite Earths reboot, upon which Mxyzptlk changes his condition to leave to a new requirement each story, such as having Superman succeed in getting Mxyzptlk to paint his own face blue.
Mxyzptlk has appeared in various television adaptations of Superman. He appeared in the 1993 television series Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, portrayed by Howie Mandel. Mxyzptlk also appeared in the 2001 television series Smallville played by Trent Ford. Mxyzptlk appears in the television series Supergirl played by Peter Gadiot in the second season and by Thomas Lennon in the fifth season.
Mr. Mxyzptlk: They sure had fun with my prank boomerangs. I can tell that they had a lot of fun. Hope they like all my mischief.
It was gonna be a humorous time with him.
THE END
Another funny and awesome fanfic done.
The episode Hand Me Down Ed was one of the funniest episodes ever and it was so funny how a boomerang could turn the kids into the exact opposite of who they were and it was so funny! The episode aired on February 13th, 2004 and it was so funny. NicoChan11 and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Get ready for an insane battle that will blow your mind and rip your heart to shreds as we battle the insane version of Ren Hoëk from the infamous episode of Ren & Stimpy's Adult Party Cartoon Ren Seeks Help and we're gonna be in for one nasty adventure as we face a version of Ren at his most insane and he is gonna be a feral monster. He will really stop at nothing to kill anyone that gets in his way.
See you all tomorrow
