In the World Tree Estate we were resting and relaxing after an awesome adventure and finding the Lost City of Atlantis and saving the world from total destruction because of a deranged madman out to destroy the world by bringing about Ragnarok. After sending him off to Hell we brought him back and placed him in the Saturn Insane Asylum Arkham Asylum Section.

Twilight Sparkle: Hey J.D. can I ask you a question?

Me: Sure Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle: I heard from Nico that you killed a more insane version of Lex Luthor.

Me: Oh yeah. That version of Lex Luthor was one of the most fucked up we've ever seen.

Nico: I remember that. He was one fucked up douchebag.

Laney: He sure was.

Me: Let me show you all.

I pulled up a video of what happened in chapter 476.

The Simulator activated and we found ourselves in a prison hallway looking at a Lex Luthor that was ONE INSANE NUT! He was in a solitary confinement cell. He was being confronted by Batman.

Batman: Whatever you do, wherever you go, I will be watching you.

He had a red hot bat knuckleduster on.

Lex: Oh, look at us. This is how it all caves in. Civilization on the Wayne Manor's out the window. But who would believe me? I...I. I'm insane. I'm not even fit to stand trial.

Batman: That's right. We have hospitals who treat the mentally ill with compassion. (Lex Chuckles Nervously) But that's not where you're going. I've arranged for you to get a transfer to Arkham Asylum in Gotham. I still have some friends there and they're expecting you.

Lex: But the bells already been rung.

In the halls we were waiting and I was loading a huge 50 caliber pistol.

Me: (whispering) Boy this Luthor is one seriously fucked up piece of shit.

Nico: (Whispering) Tell me about it. What are you gonna do to him?

Me: I have a special bullet with his name on it. It explodes on contact.

I pull out a 50 caliber bullet and carved on one side of the shell was his name Lex Luthor and the other side was B.I.H. and it had the star of Satan on it.

Me: This bullet has his name on one side and the other has B.I.H.

Nico: What does that stand for?

Me: It means Burn In Hell.

Nico: Nice.

Lex: And they've heard it. Out in the dark among the stars. Ding dong, the God is dead.

Batman punched the wall and burned a bat shape hole into it.

We go up to him.

Lex: The Bell cannot be un-rung! He's hungry and he's found us and HE'S COMING!

Me: You would like that would you Lex?

We came out and went at him.

Lex: Who are you?

Nico: You're executioners. And has anyone ever told you that you talk like Edward Nygma - the Riddler?

Me: We've come to kill you Lex.

Lex was laughing. I had my gun pointed right at his head in between his eyes and a laser was on him.

Lex: You can't kill me. I'm insane.

Me: You're worse than that Lex. You're one seriously fucked up piece of motherfucking shit. People like you deserve only one place and that's in the darkness of Hell, burning for all eternity. In my opinion, Arkham is too good for you and Eternal Damnation is what you deserve. Give my regards to the Devil when you see him and say hi to all the bad guys we killed.

I pulled the Trigger.

LOUD BANG!

The bullet blew his whole head right off his body and killed him instantly. Splattering his brain matter and blood all over the walls. His headless body fell to the floor and blood poured out of him.

Me: Burn in Hell you psychopathic motherfucking son of a fucking bitch.

I pick up the shell casing and we teleport out of there before the guards arrived and Nicole sealed him into the Book of Vile Darkness.

The video ended and they cheered wildly.

Sunset Shimmer: Boy he got what he deserved.

Lola: Yeah that version of Luthor was a monster.

Superman: He was more insane than the one that we knew.

Hawkgirl: But he deserved to die.

Rarity: I most agree.

Applejack: He was a lunatic. What did he mean by the God is Dead?

Me: He killed Superman in his universe. That was 2016's Batman VS Superman's Lex Luthor.

Sunset Shimmer: Oh I get it.

Martian Manhunter: It was horrible he did all that.

Laney: Yeah it sure was. He was a psychotic monster.

Lily: No kidding.

Leena: He was worse than me.

Me: No kidding.

A new recruit came and it was TY THE TASMANIAN TIGER. The Australian hero that saved all of Australia from the evil Cass and his group.

Maria: (to Ty) Thanks for joining us, Ty.

Ty: (Australian Accent) It's an honor to be with you mates. Me and all of Bush Rescue love all your adventures and they are amazing!

Nico: We're not ones to brag but they are fun.

Laney: Yeah they sure are. Some of them are awesome.

Valon: (Australian Accent) But it's always a pleasure to have a fellow homelander with us.

Ty: Same here Valon. This is gonna be awesome mates.

Me: It sure is. I heard your boomerang skills are absolutely incredible.

Lola: They sure are.

Laney: I think it's so cool how you can use different boomerangs and how they can use different elemental forces.

Ty: Thanks Laney. It's really cool isn't it mate?

Laney: I'll say.

May: Brain, didn't you and Pinkie deal with a company that sells cigarettes before?

Chompy growls in anticipation, wanting to know the story as well.

Brain: We sure did and we used the addictive properties of tobacco to sell cigarettes to kids.

Me: That's crazy! Cigarettes and cigars are really bad for your health. Smoking kills 480,000 people per year.

Nico: Whoa! That many people!? That's crazy!

Vince: No kidding!

Me: Yeah no lie. And smoking costs up to $300 billion in health costs because of it as well.

Eli: Man that is rough!

Me: No kidding.

Brain: I'll tell you all how it happened.

He went over everything and how it went down.

We were amazed.

Ty: (to Pinky) It's funny how J.D. and the others told me that you're dumb yet you have a good heart.

Pinky: Thanks Ty. I may be dumb but I have a heart of gold.

Lola: You most certainly do.

Nico: That's right.

Blitzwing: (to Brain) Well, that's good that you decided to go against the cigarette company.

Brain: Yeah it was a bad idea.

Me: But I would never smoke a cigarette or cigar even if you paid me or held a gun to my head and threatened to blow my fucking brains out.

Nico: I know that feeling too. I hate smoking.

Lola: Me too.

Lori: I would literally never touch a cigarette.

Lynn: Me neither.

Me: Well except for Patty & Selma because they like it but that's okay. But getting kids to smoke is contributing to the delinquency of a minor and that is punishable here in Michigan by $500.00 fine or 90 days in jail.

Lynn: Whoa.

Selma: Even me and Patty wouldn't give cigars to children.

Grim Adventures Mandy: Even I never smoked before meeting you guys.

Sky Lynx: And we Cybertronians never smoke. At all.

Me: That's good. Bart smoked an E-Cigarette from what I recall right? (Season 26 Episode 20)

Bart: I sure did. Annika got me into them.

Me: As long as it's not like vaping. Vaping is worse than Smoking.

Annika: I heard they are gonna ban that.

Me: They sure are. For the safety of children and more.

Lola: Yeah that is terrible stuff.

Lynn: It sure is.

Adam Lyon: I can't believe people think vaping is cool.

Jake Spidermonkey: Yeah I don't think it is that cool at all.

Nico: I agree.

Me: Me neither.

Laney: Yeah.

Me: Lets worry about that later.

Roscoe: Maybe we should check up on the Imakandi before tracking down the Mean 6.

Maria: What makes you suggest that?

Desoto: If the Mean 6 are still out there, it means the Imakandi were unable to take them down. We've got to make sure they're not dead!

Me: The Imakandi will not go down that easily without a fight. But yeah we better go check on them just to make sure.

Lola: Yeah.

Mumbo Jumbo, Taskmaster, Absorbing Man, Touch & Go, Mysterio, Fizz, Cad Bane, and Femme Fatale then appeared.

Mumbo Jumbo: Can me, Taskmaster, Absorbing Man, Touch and Go, Mysterio, Fizz, Cad Bane, and Femme Fatale come with you guys?

Me: You all sure can and we're gonna be in for quite a battle.

Nico: This is gonna get ugly really fast. I know it.

Lola: Yep. If the Mean 6 are anything like what Twilight and the others say then we're gonna be in a really huge fight.

Lana: Yeah.

Me: Then lets head out. Scans show that the Imakandi were last seen at the entrance of a huge cave deep in the Forbidden Jungle.

Twilight Sparkle: Ooh! That place is a dangerous one.

Daring Do: That's where I often go to collect artifacts and face Ahuizotl and Dr. Cabelleron.

Me: Cool!

Nicole: If we're lucky maybe we'll find some artifacts there.

Me: Maybe. Lets head out!

We went to the Forbidden Jungle in Equestria.


FORBIDDEN JUNGLE


We were trekking through the Forbidden Jungle and it was an amazingly dense jungle and it was loaded with dangers and more. But we were ready for anything.

Me: Man this jungle is as thick as the Amazon and Borneo Rainforests.

Nico: No kidding.

Lola: It's still amazing though.

Daring Do: It sure is.

We trekked on until we got to the cave.

Me: This must be the cave.

Lucy Loud: It sure looks wicked.

Mysterio: I'll summon some Flood Unversed robots to help us.

Me: Good idea.

Mysterio summoned some Flood Unversed Robots and we went into the cave with flashlights and our powers as lights.

Me: Stay close guys. They could be anywhere.

Eli: I sense them. Their energy is strong but not nearly as strong as us.

Me: Stay close though.

We continued trekking on and it was a terrible cave and it was creepy. But then we heard some voices.

Me: (Whispering) Shh. I hear voices.

We snuck down further into the cave. We saw in another part of the cave... the Mane 6?

"Twilight Sparkle": Thank goodness you guys came!

Quick Man: Twilight? Girls?

"Applejack": You guys came with the wrong Mane 6. They're imposters! You know how many shapeshifting baddies there are.

May: Normally, I'd say that you're lying. But I can't tell which Mane 6 are real!

Nico: Then, let's ask them questions only the real ones can answer.

Me: Good idea. (To Mean Twilight) Okay Twilight. What is the square root of 817,293,692?

Mean Twilight: Uh?

Twilight: 28588.3488855.

Lisa Loud: She's correct.

Eli: And look at their cutie marks.

We saw the Mane 6's cutie marks and the Mean 6's and saw that the Mean 6's Cutie Marks were completely different.

Me: BUSTED!

The MEAN SIX WERE EXPOSED!


The Mean Six are the titular secondary antagonists of the MLP: FiM episode of the same name. They are clones of the Mane Six created by Queen Chrysalis and lead by Mean Twilight before they end up turning against her. They are voiced by the same people that voice the original Mane Six.

Season 8

In "Mean Six" Queen Chrysalis created the Mean Six from trees using pictures she took of the Mane 6, hairs from their manes (in Rainbow Dash's case, her tail), and magically carving their cutie marks into the trees. Their purpose was to take the Elements of Harmony and destroy the Mane 6 in front of Starlight Glimmer as revenge for taking away her army and kingdom and then destroy Starlight as well.

However, because of Chrysalis' evil magic, the clones ended up flawed, acting opposite to the original counterparts. Evil Twilight could tell that Chrysalis couldn't do much without them. Chrysalis sent the Mean Six to search for the Elements of Harmony in the Everfree Forest.

During the search, Evil Fluttershy got distracted picking on a bird, while Evil Rainbow Dash got bored and flew off. Evil Applejack lied to Chrysalis as to where they were, and Chrysalis gave her and the other three permission to split up and search for them.

Evil Twilight took note of the fact that Chrysalis needed them more than they needed her and planned to lead the other Mean 5 so they could take the Elements for themselves instead of Chrysalis. She ran into the real Pinkie Pie, who inadvertently revealed to her that the Elements were inside the Tree of Harmony, and told her the location of the Tree.

Evil Rainbow Dash ran into Fluttershy, snubbed her, and flew off.

Chrysalis found Evil Pinkie Pie, laying bored on the ground, while Evil Rarity hoarded random objects, and Evil Applejack continued lying. Chrysalis got angry at them and commanded them to find the other three and bring them back.

Evil Fluttershy treated the animals badly, causing them to get angry at the real Fluttershy (during which a bird curses at her).

Evil Rarity mistook the real Rainbow Dash for her clone and started stealing the items that Applejack packed for Starlight.

When Evil Twilight and Pinkie ran into Fluttershy, Evil Twilight was mean to her and left to get the others, causing the real Twilight to think Pinkie upset Fluttershy, and Pinkie accused Twilight of doing so. Twilight was offended that Pinkie seemingly found the trip boring (when it was Evil Pinkie that made the remarks earlier).

Chrysalis overheard Evil Twilight's plan to betray her and confronted her, saying she should kill them and start over, but Evil Twilight told her she knew where the Elements were.

Evil Rarity tried to run with Starlight's items but became tangled in vines. Rainbow Dash tried to help her out with a shovel, but Evil Rarity accused her of trying to take it from her. After she got free, she pulled Rainbow Dash to the ground by her tail and ran off.

Evil Applejack ran into Starlight and Rarity, telling more lies and insulting Starlight, hurting her feelings. After Starlight ran off and Rarity ran after her, Chrysalis and the other Mean 5 reunited with Evil Rarity, telling Evil Twilight to lead her to the Tree of Harmony.

As the Mane 6 and Starlight met up, argued, and reconciled, Chrysalis and the Mean 6 reached the campsite where the Mane 6 and Starlight were headed for, and the Mean 6 trashed the tents for fun, with Evil Rarity stealing everything. Evil Twilight told the other five about her plan, and they got to the Tree of Harmony. The other Mean 5 fought amongst themselves, and Evil Twilight said they needed the Elements to take out Chrysalis. Chrysalis heard this and engaged Evil Twilight in a beam struggle while the other five attempted to take the Elements. As Evil Twilight was about to overpower Chrysalis, the Tree sensed the Mean 6's evil and captured them, melting their bodies before destroying them in a flash of light, leaving only fragments of the trees used to create them.

After the Mean Six's destruction, Chrysalis remarks how servants can't be depended on, but ensures that she will have her revenge on Starlight one day.

Season 9

In "Frenemies", it is shown that Chrysalis kept Evil Twilight's log as something to "talk to" when she needs it.


My eyes glowed red.

We just got done confirming who's the real Mane 6.

Grenade Man: (to the Mean 6) Looks like you 6 are busted!

Mean Twilight Sparkle: (chuckles) So it would seem. But you have to realize that things like friendship aren't going to help the world forever. For the sake of Equestria's survival, a deal had to be made. With Chrysalis! (fires a beam of magical energy from her horn at Lynn)

But then, a figure got in front of the attack, blocking it. That someone was Mark Scheefer A.K.A. Shrapnel (DC).


Shrapnel is a supervillain in the DC Comics universe and is an enemy of the Doom Patrol and the Outsiders.

Very little about Shrapnel's past and identity is known, although it is known that his name is Mark Scheffer and that he was a normal human at one time and has an ex-wife and two very human blond-haired daughters. Shrapnel has tried to stay incognito, but failed to do so after deciding to slaughter anyone who caught even a glimpse of him.

He was discovered by the Doom Patrol in Kansas while on a murder spree and forced into combat by the team. Celsius quickly flooded Shrapnel encasing him within a solid prison block of ice. Shrapnel blew it apart, hitting Mrs. Caulder point blank and hospitalizing the heroine.

It is also noted that Lodestone was not able to magnetize some control over Shrapnel. It was energy blasting Tempest who worked out that Shrapnel is a series of organic cells creating a single consciousness- that feeds on the blood of victims. Shrapnel escaped the encounter with the Doom Patrol.

He has since joined the Secret Society of Super Villains. Shrapnel has later resurfaced as one of the exiled supervillains in Salvation Run.

In DC Special: Cyborg mini-series, Shrapnel has joined The Cyborg Revenge Squad.

Following the Final Crisis, he was with Cheetah III's Secret Society of Super Villains at the time when Genocide was created. He was defeated by Wonder Woman.

Shrapnel appeared in the intercompany crossover JLA/Avengers as one of the villains who attack the Vision and Aquaman in Metropolis. He actually makes the first attack, but the Vision blocks it by increasing his density. After the two heroes are subdued, Shrapnel prepares to blast Aquaman when Green Lantern attacks him and knocks him out.


DC Shrapnel: Now that wasn't very nice.

Me: Mark Scheffer A.K.A. Shrapnel. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Nico: Same here.

DC Shrapnel: It's an honor to meet you all and it looks like you all have your hands full.

Me: You have no idea. These six are the Mean 6, They were made by Queen Chrysalis to steal the power of the Tree of Harmony and destroy Equestria.

Mean Applejack: We're trying to save Equestria!

Me: Bullshit! You're trying to destroy Equestria and all it represents.

Applejack: Even I know a lie when I see one!

Mean Twilight (to Lynn): I hereby discharge you from duty!

Mean Twilight was about to fire another magic blast at Lynn when she got grabbed by another figure. Mean Twilight screamed in pain as the second figure started draining her of her powers. That figure revealed himself to be Rudy Jones A.K.A. PARASITE!


Parasite is a villain from DC Comics, frequently appearing as an enemy to Superman and Firestorm. They are a superhuman criminal who feeds off of the energy of people, also adopting their strength and abilities. Parasite has notably been reincarnated and reimagined numerous times by several different characters, although all incarnations of the character share the common desire to drain Superman of his energy and take it as their own.

Rudy Jones

Once a janitor, Rudy Jones became Parasite by stealing from a center. Transformed into the Parasite, he could absorb their physical and mental properties. He began to get to those closest to Superman and was run down in the pandemonium that evening when Lois came to his aide.

Rudy and Superman battled on the moon where Superman uncontrollably unleashed an immense blast of heatvision that the Parasite absorbed, causing him to mutate even further into a huge, hulking monster with teeth resembling a leech's. This mutation (Parasite 2.0) again increased Rudy's draining abilities, allowing him to absorb fast-moving objects' inertia as well as making him impervious to telepathic attack to an unknown extent since he could now drain energy through a mental link as he displayed when Dubbilex telepathically attacked him. His extra size and power did have a downside, however; he needed to absorb more energy more frequently in order to stay alive.

Rudy was contracted to help drain off a being named Strange Visitor's excess electromagnetic energy as she could not fully control it. This exposure to Strange Visitor's power caused the Parasite to mutate again, giving him the ability to fully and permanently retain the intellects of all of his victims and also allowed him to maintain any stolen energy for up to twenty-four hours. Like Torval Freeman, Rudy also absorbed an unknown shapeshifter into his biology, granting him the permanent power to mimic the exact genetic makeup and appearance of his victims.


Parasite: Discharge Lynn from duty? What are you, a general?

Me: Rudy Jones A.K.A. Parasite! I thought you were locked in prison.

Parasite: I was. But I got released for good behavior.

Nico: So you're now part of the Masters of Evil.

Parasite: I sure am. Same with Shrapnel.

Nico: Cool!

Me: Awesome!

Mirror Master, Fixer, Abomination, Lady Shiva, Dr. Destiny, Hank Scorpio, Abis Mal and Titanium Titan then appeared!

Me: Mirror Master, Fixer, Abomination, Lady Shiva, Dr. Destiny, Hank Scorpio, Abis Mal and Titanium Titan.

Lady Shiva: Looks like we got here just in time.

Abis Mal: We sure did.

Mirror Master: Good thing we were able to follow you guys.

Maria: How'd you guys find us?

Fixer: I used a tracking device to locate where the Mean 6 were headed.

Abomination: Their deception of looking like the Mane 6 was clever. But not clever enough.

Shiva: (to the Mean 6) If you were smart, you'd tell us where the rest of the Equestria villains are.

Mean Twilight Sparkle: As if we ever would tell you!

Me: That's all right. We're gonna wait till April 12th so we can kill them all at once.

Nico: Yeah and you all better be ready for a fight unlike any other.

Ty: You got that right mate!

Lola: And it will destroy you all!

Nico: Yeah!

?: It will not be pretty!

A figure came out and it was WISE WIZARD from episode 7 of Lost Galaxy!


Wise Wizard is a squid monster who was one of the eight monsters sent by Furio (and later Treacheron) to find the Lights of Orion. He uses an enchanted notepad and Kanji to destroy, wound or paralyze his opponents. He is squid-themed.

The Wise Wizard believed that the Lights were hidden in oridinary cameras and attacked first at Carolyn Pickets' photoshoot. He would continue to target the movie production filming Starcrossed Lovers on the colony until he was confronted by both Carolyn and Kendrix Morgan, the latter he wounded earlier when she and the other Galaxy Rangers tried to intervene with his plans. Leo and the other Rangers manage to fend him off long enough for Kendrix to transform (and inspire Carolyn to work hard at her craft), before being paralyzed by the Wise Wizard's enchanted paper. Kendrix arrived in time weaken the wizard and free the others. Wise Wizard was later destroyed by the Galaxy Megazord.


Leo Corbett: Wise Wizard!

Wise Wizard: Its been a while rangers.

Me: I remember you! You were sent by Furio and then Treacheron to find the Lights of Orion. You thought they were in a photoshoot and then a movie production set.

Nico: But that search was all for naught.

Lola: Yeah!

Wise Wizard: That's right. Very good memory.

Me: Never missed an episode.

Laney: (to Wise Wizard) That's a nice notepad that you have.

Wise Wizard: Thank you. Would you like to take a look at it before the battles?

Laney: Sure.

Laney looked at it and she saw that it was full of information from many planets all over the universe and even has knowledge on many kinds of magic spells and more. And it had kanji of different kinds of symbols and more.

Laney: Whoa! This is amazing.

Me: That notepad is really cool though. Come on guys! Lets tear these Disharmonious Impostors apart!

Nico: Lets do it!

I snapped my fingers and we were all on the volcanic planet Valmorg! And we were in a huge force field dome to protect us from the searing heat of the planet.

Vince: The planet Valmorg!

Me: Yep. Figure it would be appropriate for this battle.

Nico: It's perfect. But wow. This planet looks REALLY inhospitable.

Vince: It sure is Nico. The temperature on this planet can get up to 2,543Ëš Fahrenheit.

Applejack: Hoowee! Man that is hot!

Nico: No kidding!

Me: Almost 3 times hotter than Venus.

Carol: Where is it located?

Vince: In the galaxy NGC 3987.

Nicole: That's 214 million light-years from Earth.

Nico: Wow!

Me: Lets get it on!

We went at them.


Battle 1: Zoe Orimoto, D'Arcmon & Kazemon, Strut, Roscoe & Desoto, Mirror Master, Cad Bane, Rainbow Dash, the Wonderbolts and Shadowbolts VS Mean Rainbow Dash


Mean Rainbow Dash was first and she represents the element of Treachery.

Mirror Master: (to Zoe) Have you gone on any dates with Takuya?

Zoe: Haven't really thought that far yet. But someday I will.

D'Arcmon: And there is still plenty of time for that.

Kazemon: There sure is lots of time for that.

Strut: Indeed there is.

Roscoe: We agree.

Rainbow Dash: Lets tear this fake version of me apart!

Mean Rainbow Dash: (to Cad Bane) You really think you can trust Team Loud Phoenix Storm?

Cad Bane: I trust them more then you.

Rainbow Dash: You are nothing but a traitor and a worthless sore loser!

Lightning Dust: And you give all the Wonderbolts a bad name!

Spitfire: And the Rainbow Dash that I know is loyal to everyone!

Scootaloo: And is the greatest big sister know and love as well as the greatest flying mentor I know!

Magma Gloom: You have a heart that's as black as the treachery that made you!

Vapor Trail: And that shows that you have no honor.

Sky Stinger: And you never will have honor!

Soarin: They're right! And anyone that has a heart that full of darkness will never be part of the Wonderbolts!

Night Glider: That's right!

Angel Wings: Yeah!

Wind Socks: You are forever doomed to be on the ground!

Starscream: I may have been known all over Cybertron as the most notorious traitor of them all but at least I have honor!

Flash Magnus: That's right!

Indigo Zap: And that is one quality you never will have!

Lemon Zest: That's right!

Sugarcoat: True honor comes from the heart!

Sunny Flare: Something a freak of nature like you will never have!

Frosty Orange: Yeah!

Sour Sweet: You are nothing but a misanthropic freak!

Mean Rainbow Dash roared and flew at Zoe at high speeds only for Roscoe and Desoto to jump on her.

Roscoe: (to Desoto) I got her wings. You can have the legs!

Desoto: Fine by me!

They went at her and smashed her all over the place.


Battle 2: Piper Willowbrook, Metal Man, Ice Man (Megaman), Fixer, Fizz, Fluttershy and friends VS Mean Fluttershy


Mean Fluttershy was next and she represented the element of Cruelty.

Fixer: (to Piper) Are you glad we sent Parasite and Shrapnel to help you guys out?

Piper Willowbrook: I sure am and it's gonna be cool having them with us.

Metal Man: It sure is.

Ice Man: I think so too.

Mean Fluttershy: (to Fizz) I'm going to snap your fucking neck!

Fizz: You're more than welcome to try.

Fluttershy: You are not me. You give all animal lovers everywhere a really bad name.

Tree Hugger: That's right! You are not cool!

Mage Meadowbrook: It's people like you that give ponies everywhere a bad name!

Discord: And the Fluttershy I know would never be like you.

Mean Fluttershy flies forward and tries to grab Piper. But Mega Man Ice Man blew icy breath from his mouth at her, freezing her.

Mega Man Ice Man: (smirks) Chill out!

Fluttershy bucked her double and sent her flying into a rock.


Battle 3: Ripster, Gemini Man, Hard Man, Femme Fatale, Abomination and the Apple Family VS Mean Applejack


Mean Applejack was next and she represented the element of Dishonesty.

Abomination: (to Ripster) As a Gamma Mutate, smoking probably wouldn't harm my body too much.

Ripster: I can see that. But I would never smoke ever.

Gemini Man: I'm a robot and I don't smoke anyway.

Hard Man: Me neither.

Mean Applejack: (to Femme Fatale) Why don't you back off? We can work this out in a friendly manner.

Femme Fatale: Since you're a liar, that means we can't work this out in a friendly manner!

Applejack: Yeah! You are no element of Honesty! All you are is nothing but a pathological liar and you are a dangerous monster!

Apple Bloom: Yeah! You give my sister a bad name! The Applejack that I know is the most honest and most amazing sister there is!

Applejack: Aw thanks sugarcube.

Frozen Fright: But you on the otherhand Mean Applejack are the total opposite! Like Confucius says "The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way."

Apple Fritter: That's interesting. I didn't know you were into learning about Confucius.

Frozen Fright: His sayings are really interesting and inspirational.

Big Mac: Eeyup.

Pear Butter: But this monster is not our daughter.

Bright Mac: And she is not fit to be an Apple.

Coloratura: Or my best friend that I've known in Camp Friendship!

Autumn Blaze: Or anything for that matter!

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Or anything like that laddies!

Mean Applejack charges at Ripster but Hard Man launches his fists like rockets, knocking her down.

Applejack: I'm not down! I can get up any time I want to! I... just don't want to.

Hard Man: (smirks) That means you definitely are down and you can't get up.

Applejack: Everything you say is the opposite of what I do!

They fired energy and earth blasts and smashed Mean Applejack all over the place and more.


Battle 4: Kim Possible, Ashi, Spoiled Rich, Lady Shiva, Absorbing Man, Rarity and friends VS Mean Rarity


Mean Rarity was next and she represented the element of Greed!

Shiva: (to Kim) The Mean 6 might be copies of the Mane 6. But they're very arrogant.

Kim Possible: Incredibly arrogant and that will be their undoing.

Ashi: And they are gonna wish they were never born.

Spoiled Rich: Just like the insignicant lowlifes they are.

Mean Rarity: (to absorbing Man) Your powers are mine!

Absorbing Man: Sorry. My powers aren't for sale!

Rarity: And you and your bad fashion hating and gold craving ways are finished forever!

Sweetie Belle: You are the worst version of my sister that I have ever seen!

Thunder Terror: Yeah! The Rarity that I know is the most Generous person ever and she would always put the needs of others ahead of herself like always!

Sassy Saddles: (British Accent) And she is the greatest and best manager in all of Canterlot!

Sapphire Shores: And the most prestigious fashion designer I know!

Mistmane: And a great inspiration to be around with!

Sable Spirit: And a great master of fashion, gardening and all that!

Diamond Tiara: And she is a great role model for many rich people.

Toxic Horror: And doesn't let anything hurt her when it comes to fashions!

Silver Spoon: And she loves ALL things in fashions!

Louie PoisonSea: And makes great clothes!

Absorbing Man: All you have is a black heart that is filled with self-centerness and self-loathing!

Mean Rarity tried to charge at Kim but Ashi forms her arm into a blade and slashes her several times, knocking her down.

Ashi: This is going to hurt. A lot! (stabs Mean Rarity in the chest)

She screamed in pain.


Battle 5: Nuju, Tengu Man, Sword Man, Titanium Titan, Touch & Go, Pinkie Pie and friends VS Mean Pinkie Pie


Mean Pinkie Pie was next and she was the Element of Insanity!

Titanium Man: (to Nuju) I would never give cigars to kids even if you paid me.

Nuju: Me neither. That is absolutely despicable.

Sword Man: Most crazy.

Tengu Man: You said it.

Mean Pinkie Pie: (to Touch and Go) You two are the worst lowlifes ever!

Mr. Touch: The Turtles have called us worse.

Mr. Go: Sticks and stones.

Pinkie Pie: All you know how to do is make people go cuckoo bonkers!

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) You are not worthy of the Pie name and you give rock farmers and party planners all over a bad name.

Limestone Pie: You make my sister look like an idiot!

Marble Pie: And not a pretty one too!

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) And you are nothing but a monster!

Everyone agreed!

Curly: The Pinkie Pie that we know is a smart girl and you are just dumb and crazy! Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Moe: (Pats Curly) (Laughs) Well said.

Larry Fine: Lets moider this monster! DADADA DADADA DADADA!

Three Stooges: MEAN PINKIE HUNTING WE'LL GO! DADADA DADADA DADADA! MEAN PINKIE HUNTING WE'LL GO! YEAH!

BONK!

They bonked Moe on the head.

Mean Pinkie Pie tried to charge at Nuju but Tengu Man fires a crescent wind blast at her, knocking her down.

Tengu Man: You give Pinkie a bad name!

They smashed and pulverized Mean Pinkie Pie all over


Battle 6: Anakin, Me, Supernova Zap, Pharaoh Atem, Mysterio, Dr. Destiny, Mumbo Jumbo, Taskmaster, Nico, Twilight Sparkle and friends VS Mean Twilight Sparkle


Mean Twilight Sparkle was next and she represents the Magic of Enemies!

Dr. Destiny: (to Anakin) Is it okay if I use my powers on these knockoffs?

Anakin: Go for it! They will pay for ruining the Mane 6's image.

Me: I don't know what the Hell Queen Chrysalis was thinking making these cheap knockoff freak versions of the Mane 6 but they will pay for their crimes 100-fold.

Supernova Zap: Yeah! With every drop of green blood they have!

Pharaoh Atem: You said it Supernova.

Eli: I agree father.

Taskmaster fired a beam of black energy and it hit Mean Twilight and exploded!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

Mean Twilight: (to Taskmaster) You can't copy my magic!

Taskmaster: Oh, please. I won't need to.

Me: Because I've been teaching it to him.

Mumbo Jumbo: And Magic must be used for good.

Twilight Sparkle: That's right and you are never gonna understand the Magic of Friendship!

Luster Dawn: I never understood friendship and now I do!

Princess Celestia: And you will never hurt the name of my most faithful student!

Princess Luna: And one of the greatest heroes in all of Equestria!

Princess Cadance: And the greatest girl I've ever foalsat.

Princess Amore: And a great friend to all.

Flurry Heart: And the greatest Aunt Ever!

Lilly Crystal: Yeah!

Cloud Star: Yeah!

Shining Armor: And the most awesome little sister ever known!

Minuette: Twilight is awesome and you are not!

Twinkleshine: You give the Twilight we know a bad name!

Lemon Hearts: She is a friend and you are our enemy!

Lyra Heartstrings: Our worst enemy!

Moondancer: And you are just as big a jerk as I was when Twilight broke my heart!

Star Swirl: You are a monster!

Nico: And you have failed at the magic of Friendship!

Mean Twilight tried to fire a magic blast at Anakin but Atem punched her, knocking her down.

Atem: I summon my Summoned Skull!

He summoned his Summoned Skull.

Eli: I summon the Egyptian God, SLIFER THE SKY DRAGON!

He summoned the legendary Slifer The Sky Dragon!

Me: I summon PHOENIX REBIRTH DRAGON and NINE HEADED DRAGON!

I summoned said monsters!

Me: Lets get her!

I fired energy blasts and we all fired Force Lightning blasts and elemental blasts and more and smashed her all over and knocked her down.


Battle 7: Sophie Casterwill, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, Juniper Montage, Clover the Clever, Crash Man and Quick Man VS Hank Scorpio


Hank Scorpio was next.

Hank Scorpio: (to Sophie) Good thing we increased the usual battles to 8, huh?

Sophie Casterwill: (British Accent) That is a most very good thing.

Starlight Glimmer: Now it covers bad guys that have 6 members.

Trixie: It sure does and I think it's good thinking.

Juniper Montage: Absolutely.

Clover: Indeed.

Crash Man and Quick Man agreed

Hank Scorpio: It sure does. Lets get it on.

They fired energy blasts and Hank Scorpio fired his flame thrower and the blasts collided and exploded!

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The explosion knocked down Hank Scorpio and they cheered.

Sophie: Jolly good!

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah!

Trixie: A great performance by The Great and Powerful Trixie!


Battle 8: Weiss, Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Gusty the Great, Grenade Man and Aqua Man (Mega Man) VS Abis Mal


Abis Mal was next.

Abis Mal: (to Weiss) Personally, I'm glad Jafar is gone.

Weiss: I think everyone is Agrabah is glad he's gone.

Sunset Shimmer: I never liked Jafar. He was a monster from the fires of Hell.

Pepperdance: I don't think anyone liked him. He REALLY fell from grace when he was in pursuit of the lamp.

Cayenne: He got what he deserved.

Wallflower: You got that right.

Gusty: Definitely.

Grenade Man and Aqua Man agreed.

Abis Mal: You got that right. Lets get it on!

Abis Mal had his sword ready and he and Weiss clashed and they kicked him and fired energy blasts and knocked him down.

Weiss: All right!

Sunset Shimmer: That was awesome!

Pepperdance: Andouille!


Battle 9: Lost Galaxy and Megaforce Rangers, Laney, Nicole and Shanan VS Wise Wizard.


Wise Wizard was next.

Leo Corbett: Lets do it guys!

Lost Galaxy Rangers: GO! GALACTIC!

Mike Corbett: MAGNA POWER!

They transformed.

Leo: "Galaxy Red!"

Damon: "Galaxy Green!"

Kai: "Galaxy Blue!"

Maya: "Galaxy Yellow!"

Kendrix: "Galaxy Pink!"

Mike: "Magna Defender!"

All "Go Galactic! Power Rangers Lost Galaxy!

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Laney: YEAH!

Troy Burrows: Lets double the power!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LOST GALAXY!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Lost Galaxy Rangers too!

Nicole: YEAH! Lets do it!

Nicole fired star energy, Shanan and Laney fired life energy.

Leo Corbett: TRANSDAGGERS! STAR FORMATION!

The rangers fired an energy blast and the blasts all hit Wise Wizard and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

Wise Wizard: (Weakly and Dying) Laney you have earned my notepad. Use it well.

He gave Laney his notepad and he fell to the ground and exploded in a massive fiery explosion!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

Laney: YEAH! Like Nico would say, Wise Wizard you have failed this world!

Nicole: He sure has.

Shanan: But that was awesome!

Troy Burrows: Rangers, that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped and we were facing the Mean 6.

Parasite was draining Mean Rainbow Dash dry.

Parasite: You guys might want to get comfortable. This is going to take a while.

Lightning Dust: With that knockoff Rainbow Dash, you can take as much time as you want.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah we're not in a rush.

Me: Nico and us will all get the Mean 6's powers and they will be just like the Mane 6 when they are dead.

Nico: Oh yeah.

Me: Come on guys! Lets take these bitches down!

Nico: YEAH!

We went at the Mean 6 and pulverized the living shit out of them and made sure they paid for their crimes.

Me: Take this! FIRE STYLE: BLAZING LION!

Varie: WATER STYLE: AQUATIC SHARK!

Zarya: MAGIC STYLE: MYSTIC EAGLE!

Misty Tredwell: DARKNESS STYLE: DARK BISON!

Palutena: LIGHT STYLE: SHINE WHITE TIGER!

Lincoln: LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDER ELEPHANT!

Yuna: WATER STYLE: AQUA GIRAFFE!

Toph: EARTH STYLE: QUAKING BLACK BEAR!

Hilda: (British Accent) ICE STYLE: CHILLING POLAR BEAR!

Mai Shiranui: FIRE STYLE: BLAZING GORILLA!

Ibuki: STEALTH STYLE: SHADOW WOLF!

R. Mika: STRENGTH STYLE: SMASHING HAMMERHEAD SHARK!

Makoto: STRENGTH STYLE: BITING ALLIGATOR!

Menat: SPIRIT STYLE: ROLLING ARMADILLO!

Shantae: MAGIC STYLE: CHARGING RHINO!

Perfuma: NATURE STYLE: THORNY DEER!

Entrapta: TECH STYLE: HYPER JET FALCON!

Jessica Shannon: STING STYLE: HYPER JET STINGRAY!

Pinkie Pie: COMEDY STYLE: MICHIEVOUS PEACOCK!

We fired elemental blasts and they formed into said creatures and zords and they hit the Mean 6 and exploded with incredible power!

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Me: You 6 are menaces to Equestria!

Ed Cowart: Yeah! EAT DIRT WRATHFUL DOPPELGÄNGERS OF HELL! (BLASTS THE MEAN 6 ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Earthworm Jim: EAT DIRT MALEVOLENT FREAKS OF CHRYSALIS! (BLASTS THE MEAN 6 ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sky Lynx: Lets tear them apart!

Ty: Righto mate!

Sky Lynx, Ty, Blitzwing and Chompy used the Earth and Life Skylanders Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Sky Lynx's Fire, Ty's Smasherangs, Blitzwing's Electron Scimitar and Chompy's jaw strength 100-fold.

Sky Lynx and Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: EXPLODING FIRE BOOMERANG BURST!

Sky Lynx fired a blast of fire and Ty threw 2 X shape Boomerangs and they hit the Mean 6 and exploded on contact!

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Blitzwing and Chompy: LIGHTNING CHOMP SLASH!

Blitzwing fired blades of lightning and Chompy fired a beam of energy and it formed into a mouth with sharp teeth and it slammed into the Mean 6 and exploded.

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Me: It's time for you 6 to see what the power of Friendship can do!

Cozy Glow: Yeah! And you will never be my friends!

Me and Twilight Sparkle: FRIENDSHIP LIGHT MAGIC BURST!

Nico and Sunset Shimmer: NUOVA FRIENDSHIP FIRE BLAST!

Varie and Rarity: MAELSTROM FRIENDSHIP WATER BLAST!

Vince and Applejack: CRYSTAL FRIENDSHIP EARTH BLAST!

Eli and Fluttershy: NATURE FRIENDSHIP WIND BLAST!

Hunter and Rainbow Dash: GERMAN FRIENDSHIP SKY BLAST!

Ed Cowart and Pinkie Pie: LAUGHING FRIENDSHIP DARKNESS BLAST!

RD Me and Starlight Glimmer: STELLAR FRIENDSHIP STAR BLAST!

Lightning Dust: LIGHTNING SPEED THUNDERSTRIKE!

We fired blasts of energy and elements and they combined and they hit the Mean 6 and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Me: Now for the grand finale! Lets call the Wild Zords!

We did so and they combined into the Megazords.

Me, Varie, Zarya, Misty and Palutena: FINAL SMASH! WILD FORCE MEGAZORD!

Lincoln, Jessica, Toph, Hilda and Mai: FINAL SMASH: KONGAZORD!

Ibuki, R. Mika and Makoto: FINAL SMASH: PREDAZORD!

Lincoln, Me, Pinkie Pie, Palutena and Jessica: FINAL SMASH! PEGASUS MEGAZORD!

Lincoln, R. Mika, Shantae, Hilda and Toph: FINAL SMASH: ULTIMUS MEGAZORD!

Lincoln, Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Fluttershy, Rarity, Palutena and Zarya: ANIMUS MEGAZORD!

We fired massive energy blasts from each megazord and they hit the Mean 6 and exploded with incredible power!

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Lincoln: Time to form the Wild Force Ultrazord!

They did so and it was huge!

Lincoln, Mai, Gluko, Perfuma, Frosta, Entrapta, Menat, R. Mika, Yuna and Shantae: ULTIMATE FINAL SMASH: WILD FORCE ULTRAZORD!

It fired a massive blast of energy and it slammed into the Mean 6 and exploded with incredible power!

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The Mean 6 were all obliterated in an instant and we were back near the cave of the Forbidden Jungle.

Me: YEAH!

Titanium Titan: Well, that's six less Equestria bad guys down for the count.

Twilight Sparkle: At least until April.

Dr. Destiny: But at least we taught them a lesson.

Abis Mal: And they're not going to be impersonating the Mane 6 anytime soon.

Hank Scorpio: (to Parasite) Hope you liked draining their powers.

Parasite: Enjoyed every second of it.

Me: It was awesome taking them down.

Lola: But they will be back for the war on April 12th. But they will be powerless and weak when we face them.

Me: Rudy any chance you can find the other villains and do the same to them?

Parasite: Easily.

Airazor: Awesome. This is gonna be good.

Lily: I found the Imakandi and they are okay.

Me: That's a relief. (To the Imakandi) Did the hunt go as planned?

Imakandi 1: The hunt did go successfully. But the got the drop on us with a trap.

Me: Oh man.

Nico: Well at least you caught and found them for us.

Imakandi 1: Indeed we did. The hunt was a success.

Lola: Yes it was.

Me: Lets go home guys. Well done to all of you.

Nico: Thanks man.

Twilight Sparkle: (To the viewers) Another of our enemies done. Get ready because on April 12th, we're facing all of them at once and it's gonna be brutal!

Me: Yeah it will.

Nico: It sure will.

We went back home.

THE END


Another fanfic complete.

The Mean 6 of M.L.P. were nasty freaks of nature and they deserved to be destroyed. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks guys. Next up is another awesome Captain Underpants adventure as we take on the evil Talking Toilets. Get ready for a potty mouth filled adventure as we face the sewage filled freaks of sewage.

See you all tomorrow.