At the World Tree Estate in Canterlot, our favorite mascots were having fun in the park. They were playing in the water and doing fun games.
Teen Titans Thunder: (to the mascots) Are the 5 of you having fun right now?
Tentacool: We all sure are!
Poliwag: Canterlot Park is beautiful.
Poromon: It sure is!
Manaphy: All the kids love playing with us.
Manaphy was playing patty cake with a young boy and a filly.
Horsea: I like playing in the water.
Horsea was in the pond playing. Little do they know however that 2 sets of glowing red eyes were watching them and snarling ferociously.
Later everyone else was at the Tasty Treat indulging on some delicious Indian Food and it was awesome.
Laney: Mmm! The food here is delicious.
Megan Williams: It sure is. Wow.
Firefly: Mary REALLY refined everything in Restaurant Row.
Nico: She sure did.
Lola: It's all really delicious.
Lori: It sure is.
Saffron Masala: (Indian Accent) Thank you all so much.
Mary K.: Our friendship mission was to help Coriander Cumin and Saffron Masala refine their restaurant and rebuild their family relationship. And also get the people of Canterlot to see how great the restaurants can be with lots of flavor and delicious food instead of blandness and food that's got no culture.
Nico: That was a great adventure.
Lana: It sure was.
They then paid for their food and then they heard dog barking and they saw the mascots being chased by 2 ferocious dogs!
Horsea: Hide us!
They got onto Nico.
Nico: Not those dogs again!
Fred Flintstone: (sees the dogs) Are these friends of yours?
Poliwag: You could say that!
Poromon: These are dogs that want to kill us!
Qin: I remember these dogs! But I thought they were in the pound still!
Maria: They must've busted out!
Rocko: (Australian Accent) And I thought you guys were the only ones with a bad dog problem.
Heffer: Yeah have you guys ever heard of Earl?
Nico: No unfortunately.
Filbert: You would not like him.
Filbert told them all about him.
Earl Bighead is a very large, mean-looking, purple bulldog. He has yellow eyes, red hair and large lower teeth that protrude from his mouth and wears a spiked dog collar. He was initially homeless, and is occasionally locked up at Dr. HP Marten's Institute for Questionable Experiments, due to his viciousness. His "fairy dogmother" frees him from Dr. Marten's lab.
Description
Earl enjoys harassing Spunky, mauling Rocko, Ed, Dan the Fly Man, and basically anything else that is alive. Bev found him digging up her flower garden. After yelling at him for the first time in his life Earl was sorry for misbehaving. As soon as they befriended each other he was adopted by Bev. Ed hates him and Earl hates Ed but is loving towards Bev as she loves him and takes care of him. Deep down Earl is lonely. All Earl really wants is a loving family and a permanent home. His vocal effects are provided by Tom Kenny. He belongs to Bev, Ed, and Rachel as of "Frog's Best Friend".
As well as appearing in several episodes, Earl appears in the series' theme song chasing Rocko and Spunky with Heffer following close behind and is crushed at the end by a television
When he was done they were shocked and horrified!
Nico: Whoa! They need to KEEP that dog locked up forever!
Varie: No kidding.
Fluttershy: Let me handle this.
Fluttershy went up to them.
Dog 1: (to Fluttershy) Stand aside, girl!
Dog 2: These two must be punished for what they did to us!
G1 Tantrum: Try it and you get shot in the head!
Nico: Tantrum no! These are animals. Let Fluttershy handle this.
Fluttershy: (Uses her stare) I will not step aside! Who do you think you two are going around tormenting others for your own enjoyment!? You 2 should be ashamed of yourselves. I have a mind to find your mothers and tell them what you've been up to. Now you go over to my friends, and apologize to them for what you have done, and don't ever let me catch you two doing this again. Do you two understand me?
They were whimpering in fear and even urinating.
Dog 1: Okay! Okay! We're sorry!
Dog 2: Yeah!
Nico: Nice one.
They went and apologized to the mascots and ran away.
Poliwag: Bye bye, stupid dogs!
Poromon simply blew a raspberry at them.
G1 Hot Spot: It's those kinds of insults that made them want to try and kill you two in the first place.
Poromon: Sorry.
Nico: I just can't believe that those dogs are still after you.
Eli: Yeah they need to grow up like normal dogs should.
Dog: They give dogs everywhere a bad name like the Greasers do.
Cat: You said it Dog.
Applejack: Yeah and thank goodness Winona isn't like that.
Apple Bloom: Yeah thank goodness for that.
Nico: And thank goodness for that.
Rainbow Dash: Hey guys!
They saw Rainbow Dash and with her was Tank who just woke up from hibernation!
Nico: Hey Tank is back!
Eli: All right! And just in time for Spring.
Rainbow Dash: Yep.
Nico: See Rainbow he wasn't gonna be gone forever.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah and J.D. was right. You all were right. I'm sorry I overreacted like that.
Nico: It's all water under the bridge.
Later Brian came into Stewie's room.
Brian: Hey, Stewie? Look, something came up. I'm not gonna be able to do the picnic today.
Stewie: Oh, was- was that today? Pssh, yeah, no way I can make that either. I'm cancelling too, man. Wow, good memory, though. I totally blanked it.
But then out of a portal came Stewie's evil half-brother and ultimate archnemesis BERTRAM!
Bertram Griffin is a major antagonist in Family Guy. He is a major antagonist of the third and fourth seasons and the main antagonist of the ninth season. He was the son of a gym teacher and her partner through artificial insemination. Bertram's biological father, through a sperm bank mishap fixing, is Peter Griffin. Bertram has appeared in "Emission Impossible", "Sibling Rivalry" and in "The Big Bang Theory". He is Stewie Griffin's half-brother and arch-nemesis.
He was voiced by Wallace Shawn, who also portrayed Vizzini in The Princess Bride, Dr. Elliot Coleye in My Favorite Martian, and Taotie in Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness.
In his debut, "Emission Impossible", Bertram was still a sperm. He entered combat with Stewie Griffin, the youngest son, to prevent his destruction, as Stewie still wanted to be the baby of the family. Here, the two became frenemies, and Stewie would change his mind on a new family member because of this.
In "Sibling Rivalry", a mishap prior to Peter's vasectomy landed Bertram in a vial that would later be used to impregnate the gym teacher's partner. After he was born, he started playing at the same park as Stewie, and the two fought over who would be the ruler of the playground. Stewie eventually wins by disarming Bertram and buried him, and it appears that Stewie killed Bertram, but in reality was only planting a tree. Bertram actually admitted defeat and ran away.
He appears again in "The Big Bang Theory" as the main antagonist where he tries to erase Stewie from the universe by killing Leonardo da Vinci, one of Stewie's ancestors. Eventually, Stewie and Brian learned that while passing outside the space-time continuum, they overload one of Stewie's time-travelling return pads that resulted the creation of the universe; thus if Da Vinci dies, the universe will cease to exist, including Bertram himself. Even when finally learning about this, Bertram doesn't care and succeeds in killing da Vinci, but he is killed in turn by Stewie when he is shot in the head with his crossbow. In the end, Stewie manages to maintain the timeline and overall save the universe.
Bertram shares many qualities of Stewie, these appear to include intelligence, strategy and rampant megalomania. Bertram also has an American football/rugby ball-shaped head like Stewie.
He appears in "Family Guy Video Game!" as the final boss that Stewie fights. An alternate reality version of Bertram appears in Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse as the main antagonist, seeking revenge on Stewie and Brian. He attempts to build an army using multiple alternate dimensions and their occupants but is foiled by Stewie and Brian's efforts. In the end, he attempts to kill them with an army of clones and a weaponized Tyrannosaurus rex, only to be defeated once more. He is then finished off when he is fed to his dying dinosaur.
Bertram: Stewie Griffin!
Stewie: My god, Bertram?! But... how is this possible? I- I killed you!
Bertram: You only killed me in this universe, you fool!
Stewie: Ohhh, so you got yourself a multiverse remote, huh?
Bertram: Indeed I did!
Brian: W-Wait, hold on. Will someone please tell me what the hell is goin' on here?
Stewie: Sorry. Hang on one sec. You remember the multiverse theory?
Brian: Yyyyyeah.
Stewie: It's one about how there's alternate universes that coexist with ours on parallel dimensional planes. So in each of these universes, the reality is different than our own. Sometimes only slightly, sometimes quite radically. This Bertram is from a universe where we never killed him.
Brian: Okay. Okay. I think I got it.
Stewie: Sorry, not a genius. Now, what do you want?
Bertram: Well, I can't possibly allow a universe to exist without me in it! I'm traveling the multiverse, building up an army to exact revenge on you When I return, I'm gong to destroy your universe completely! See you soon, Stewie!
Stewie: Brian, this is bad. With a cross-dimensional army, he'll have no problem destroying our universe. Who knows what he's going to bring back here.
Brian: Well, what are we supposed to do?
Stewie: We have to try and stop him before he can organize his attack. Alright, Brian, we're going to need to arm ourselves. I'm sure he knows we're going to come after him. His armies are going to be waiting for us every step of the way.
Brian: You think- you think maybe I can use one of your ray guns?
Stewie: No, I get Stewie weapons, you get the boring stuff. That's what we're doing.
Brian: Fine. But how are we gonna find him? He could be anywhere, right?
Stewie: Luckily, I just updated my multiverse remote, so I have tracking software now. We'll be able to follow every move he makes. Hang on, Bri. We're going... Back to the Multiverse! But first we got to get everyone to go with us! Lets go!
Brian and Stewie went to get Nico and everyone.
Later in the Living Room, Nico and everyone were watching TV and Stewie and Brian came down with panicked looks on their faces.
Nico: What's wrong guys?
Stewie: We got big problems!
Brian: Stewie's evil half brother Bertram is back!
They gasped!
Maria: Oh man!
Nico: That evil half brother brother of yours that is out to destroy the entire universe is back!?
Stewie: That's right. Get the Masters of Evil that are gonna challenge us to usual battles together. We need to tell them.
Maria: I'm on it.
Maria called them and out came Hank Scorpio, Larxene, Xaldin, Mer Man, Condiment King, Bonz, Duskmon, and Cluemaster.
Nico: Hank Scorpio, Larxene, Xaldin, Mer Man, Condiment King, Bonz, Duskmon and Cluemaster.
Larxene: We got your call.
Mer Man: What's wrong?
Nico told them everything.
Larxene: So let me get this straight. Bertram's back?!
Stewie: And he's challenged me and Brian to come after him across the Multiverse like before.
Xaldin: Obviously, he hasn't accounted for us.
Hank Scorpio: Our usual battles will be in the worlds you two have visited before.
Maria: How will you guys get there?
Duskmon: We have our own universal remote.
Stewie: You have your own Multiverse Remote? That's awesome!
Nico: This is gonna be so cool! (To Venom) I remember that you've been to a couple of the universes they went to.
Venom: We sure have and we went to the Evil Universe where we killed Evil Adam West.
Brittney: And we went to the Pirate Universe where we faced Long John Peter.
Lynn: I remember that! That was so cool!
Lincoln: And the Fox Quint's loved that.
Lola: Yeah they sure did.
Nico: This is gonna be really interesting. I've always been wondering what the worlds Stewie and Brian went to were like. This is gonna be so cool!
Varie: It sure is. And we went to Universe 23 when we faced the Royal Defenders. I wonder what these universes will be like.
Nico: We'll find out when we get there. Lets lock and load everyone!
They went and got their weapons and ammo and more and were ready for war and more and ready to take on Bertram and his forces and whatever he may have coming their way.
They were armed with guns, knives, swords, the works.
Nico: Lets do it!
Stewie: All right here we go!
They went through a portal and wound up in another universe. But it looked like everyone was having parties.
Nico: Wow. Look at all the parties.
Pinkie Pie: I love parties!
Varie: Which universe is this one?
Stewie: According to the multiverse remote, this is... a universe ruled by Greeks.
Brian: So what does that mean? Fat, hairy philosophers in togas or fat, hairy grease balls in Speedos?
Stewie: Oh yeah. Greeks have always have been gross and still are. But, no, it's not those kinds of Greeks, Brian. It's worse. It's frat boys.
Nico: Oh fuck!
Maria: Oh boy! This reminds me of what happened on our first date.
William: Yeah that was awesome.
Frat Boy: Hey, those guys aren't like us! Get those knob-gobblers!
Nico: Come get some you sons of bitches!
Nico pulled out an M203 45 millimeter grenade launcher and blasted them all over the place and pumped them full of lead!
Nico: You fuckers are fucking dead!
They fell to the ground dead.
Stewie: The party's lame. I think there's someone throwing up over there just because they're nervous. Piñata's? Really? What are we, twelve?
Nico: Yeah some of us are far too old for that. No offense to our friends on Piñata Island.
Laney: But I hope I never get part of a frat club.
Lori: Me neither.
Brian: But still Piñata's? No wonder these guys can't get laid.
Nico: Because they are fucked up douchebags.
Eli: And bad morons.
Varie: Yeah.
Nico: Come on lets get moving.
They walked around.
Back in our universe me and Zarya were on the Mobile Sky Fortress heading over to Japan.
Me: Japan is awesome.
Zarya: It sure is and we've been there a lot the last few weeks.
Me: We sure have.
Artie Ziff, Pinky and Brain, Common Cold, Magneto, Whiplash, Ragdoll, Mole Man, and Abomination then appeared.
Artie Ziff: (to me) Can me, Pinky and Brain, Common Cold, Magneto, Whiplash, Ragdoll, Mole Man, and Abomination go with you and Zarya this time?
Me: You all sure can. Next up is Japan and it's gonna be so cool.
Common Cold: We've been to Japan many times over the last few weeks.
Me: We sure have and it was so cool.
Zarya: I love Japan. It's amazing that it's all that cool.
Me: It sure is and we get most of our technology from there.
Back in the Frat Boy Universe Nico and everyone were looking out for Frat Boys. They saw a Frat Boy with pictures.
Frat Boy: Dude, wait until my bros see these nasty pictures of you!
Lisa: Hey, get back here with those! I am going to wait one more year before I leaked naked pictures of me online!
Eli: Not on my watch!
Eli flew over and kicked the Frat Dick in the crotch and smashed him down and took the pictures.
Eli: Here miss.
Lisa (BTTMV): Oh thanks little dude.
Eli: You're welcome.
She ruffled Eli's hair.
Frat Boy 2: Get those guys! They're with the nerds!
Stewie: Well, now I won't feel bad about crapping my pants.
Nico: Come and get some dickfuckers!
Nico blasted them all over and then he fired a grenade and blew up the whole Frat Clubhouse.
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Luna Loud: Nice one dude!
Luan: Yeah!
Crash Man: (to the Frat Boys) C'mon. Let's just be bros. 'kay, bro?
Frat Boy: No chance fuckwads!
POW!
Nico punched him in the face and smashed his head out!
Frat Boy 2: You fucking freak! Now you will get it!
Nico: Bring it on you motherfucker!
Nico punched and kicked the frat boys all over and smashed their skulls in and Eli slashed their heads off and disemboweled them and Lori turned the Frat Girls into pretzels and ripped their fucking arms off! Meg blasted the girls with her pistol and Lois blasted them with Nuclear Nova Holocaust hot sauce and melted them.
Frat Boy 3: These two dorks just won't quit.
Varie: Because we don't know the meaning of the word quit.
Carol: Yeah you fucking dork!
They then saw a boy dead in the pool.
Stewie: I think that boy in the pool is dead.
Brian: No, Stewie, he's just swimming. You see, college is all about having fun- Nope. He's dead. No one's helping him.
Nico: Yeah lets send him off.
Nico and Eli fired a blast of fire and burned him.
Girl: Hey it's those douchebags who stole the pictures of us!
Nicole: You all give frat girls everywhere a bad name you fucking bitches!
Nicole fired waves of fire and incinerated them.
Nicole: Take that bitches!
They walked around and saw that it was all total chaos and anarchy.
Nico: Man this universe has totally gone downhill fast.
Brian: Look at this place, it's anarchy. I guess this is what happens when douchebags become way too entitled. We gotta stop 'em.
Nico: And we will.
Nico fired another grenade and blew up another Frat House in a huge fiery explosion and blew it apart into flaming rubble.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
Eli fired blasts of Force Lightning and electrocuted a bunch of Frat Boys into ashes.
Frat Boy: (To Sophie) Hey babe. How about you and me hang out?
Sophie Casterwill: (British Accent) Sorry but I'm not your type!
She legswept him and stomped on his crotch and he was foaming at the mouth!
Nunnally kicked his head off.
Nunnally: Nice one Sophie.
Sophie: That was fun.
Stewie: Victory is mine!
Nico: Ours.
Stewie: Sorry.
Death: Listen, honey, after what happened to you tonight, you wouldn't wanna wake up tomorrow anyway.
They saw Death looking at a Frat Girl.
Lincoln went over and looked at her and she was totally stoned from beer and was hurt bad.
Lincoln: Death she is not herself. I got this.
Lincoln picked her up and brought her over to them and Varie healed her.
Varie: Whoa! Mild Cocaine Intoxication.
Lisa Loud: These symptoms are accurately put for that.
Blade: I'm giving her an accelerated retro-viral detox. She will go cold turkey in 12 hours. Hold her still.
He gave her a shot and she screamed and Eli and Varie held her down.
Laney: I think these clubs were too much for her. She needs to go home.
Meg (Frat Universe): Come on... I'll let you wreck me in the rec room...
Frat Boy: Oh, there's not a party going on. You're- you're just insane and imagining all of this.
Meg (Frat Universe): C'mon, you guys! I put deodorant on... everywhere...
Frat Boy: What do we say, boys?!
Frat Boys: No fat chicks!
Eli: No fat chicks!? Why I oughta...
Fluttershy: I got this!
Fluttershy went over and kicked the door down and used her stare on the frat club and told them to let Meg in or Nico and everyone will blow the entire party to kingdom come!
They agreed after being scared to death and they let Meg of the Frat Universe in to their party and Nico tore the sign down that said No Fat Chicks.
Brian: Alright, shh. Let sleeping douches lie.
They then saw a cool float.
Brian: Who builds floats? This is a weird college.
Lola: Floats for colleges are for sissies!
Lois (Frat Universe): I can't have babies anymore so fill me up, fellas!
Stewie: Ew, that thing is so tacky. What parade was this for? Who builds floats for parades in college? What is this, 1956?
Nico: Obviously it's for a convention of fuckups.
Cleveland: I usually hot tub in one of them places where you pay by the hour.
Lois (Frat Universe): Any of you boys ever finish on a C-section scar?
Lois: I can't believe I am like that.
Nico: Yeah too much info!
Nico and Lola blasted them all over and destroyed the float.
They saw the Nerd Frat Party in trouble.
Frat Boy 2: Hey, let us in to your party, turds!
Frat Boy: Let us in, you scmucks!
Nico: Hey frat fuckers!
They saw Nico and everyone.
Nico: Nerds are people too you douchebags!
Nico and Lori and everyone blasted them and killed them all over.
Mort: Oh thanks guys! You saved us.
Nico: Anytime Mort.
Bruce then appeared on a hologram.
Bruce: Hey, I'll be poppin' up and then with objectives, and lil' hints if y'all get stuck. And, if you's in the mood, I can tell you where all the best farmers' markets is.
Nico: Thanks Bruce. We owe you one.
Bruce: Bye!
Stewie: Okay, we'll get to that later.
Hank Scorpio then appeared.
Sophie: Time for my battle guys.
Sophie and her group went up to him.
Hank Scorpio: (to Sophie) I'm sorry if any Frat Boys flirted with you.
Sophie Casterwill: I'm alright. But this universe is really crazy. It's anarchy on a grand scale.
Hank Scorpio: No kidding. It reminds me of my college days when I was in a frat club.
Twilight Sparkle: What club were you part of?
Hank Scorpio: ΚΣΨ. It was good times back then. But we did not have crazy parties like this during those days and did all the stuff they are doing now in this universe though.
Luster Dawn: Wow! That is a relief. But this is 100 times worse.
Thunder Sparkle: No kidding. I'm glad all the Frat Kids minus Mort and his friends here are all dead. I don't think Joe or any of the cops here are gonna do anything about it.
Princess Celestia: And justice from us all caught up to these evil kids.
Princess Luna: And the Meg here in this universe got helped and they let her in to a party after Fluttershy did her stare on the Frat kids.
Princess Cadance: Yeah and Meg with us humiliated Peter and Lois and really made them laughingstocks.
Princess Amore: It was funny. Peter said "When You Poop in Your Dreams you Poop For Real."
Flurry Heart: That was so funny!
Lilly Crystal: Yeah it was!
Cloud Star: He is an idiot!
Minuette: No wonder everyone hated him.
Twinkleshine: Quahog and Springfield hated him all over.
Hank Scorpio: No kidding. How many Frat kids were killed?
Lemon Hearts: We counted 723 of them.
Lyra Heartstrings: It was an anarchist massacre.
Bon Bon: But they deserved it.
Moondancer: Oh yeah and they will love the fires of Hell.
Star Swirl: Yeah.
Françoise: But these kids got what they deserved.
Alice: I'll say.
Alpha Hydranoid: Yep.
Snowdrop: Even if they are kids they have no sense of honor.
Gari: No they don't but thank goodness these are college kids.
Hank Scorpio: Yeah.
Crash Man: Believe it or not, when Maria and William had their first date, they stopped a renegade Frat Club over at the university.
Quick Man: Yeah it was brutal. They were causing chaos all over.
Hank Scorpio: Wow! That's intense. Thank goodness they did. Lets get it on!
He pulled out a flamethrower and they went at him as he fired and they dodged the blast of fire and absorbed it. Crash Man and Quick Man smashed and pulverized him all over.
Sophie Casterwill, Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon, Star Swirl the Bearded, Françoise, Alice, Alpha Hydranoid, Crash Man and Quick Man: MAGIC PHOENIX STYLE FORMATION ART: FLAMES OF JUSTICE FLIGHT!
They fired a massive blast of purple fire and it formed into a phoenix and it slammed into Hank and knocked him down.
Sophie: All right!
Twilight Sparkle: That was awesome!
Thunder Sparkle: Yeah it was!
Then a bunch of frat boys came!
Sulley and Twilight Sparkle: MONSTER MAGIC MELTER BLAST!
They fired a wave of energy and it melted the Frat Boys into nothing.
Twilight Sparkle: That takes care of them.
Nico: Now lets head after Bertram.
Stewie: Right. Bertram's already got a head start on us.
Nico: Not if we catch him.
Mort: Thank you so much for helping us.
Nico: Anytime Mort.
Mort: Okay, now how exactly does a party work? Do we just take Alka Seltzer and burp into our fists?
They teleported to the next universe.
Back in Japan me and everyone landed.
Me: Here we are guys. Welcome back to Tokyo, Japan.
Ragdoll: What's the challenge this time?
Me: Don said that there is something strange going on near Mount Fuji.
Zarya: Yeah it involves the remnants of an evil extraterrestrial entertainment group that is causing trouble.
Magneto: Wait a second. I know who you're talking about. It's the Peach Mountain Shoguns.
Me: The Peach Mountain Shoguns? I thought they were just a legend.
Magneto: So does everyone else.
Me: And they are also the enemies of the legendary thief of Japanese Folklore, Goemon Ishikawa.
Zarya: Wow! What do they plan on doing?
Me: Turn the world into a stage and we're not gonna let that happen.
Next Nico and his group arrived in a barn.
Stewie: Okay, good. The remote's working. Bertram was definitely here.
Nico: I wonder where we are.
Bruce: Hey, y'all need anything yet?!
Stewie: No!
Bruce: 'Kay, bye!
Stewie: According to the multiverse remote, in this universe, oil supplies were exhausted. The only people who were able to sustain themselves were the Amish, because they weren't reliant on technology.
Nico: Wow. I've always had a tremendous fascination with the Amish and what they do. It's really cool.
Eli: I like the Amish as well. They have an amazing culture.
Lana: And a true devotion to God.
Brian: What would Bertram want with the Amish?
Varie: That's what I would like to know.
Stewie: (Gasps) Brian, everyone, shh! Bertram's still here.
They peeked through the barn door.
Bertram: Gentlemen, your people known for making goods that are built to last. What I need from you is a weapon. The likes of which no one has ever seen!
Ezekiel: I'm afraid we cannot help you, unattractive infant. You see... The Amish are not a violent people.
Bertram: Well, I have something here that might change your mind. I happen to know that you've depleted all of your forests. So I've engineered these rapid-growth tree seeds that will supply you with all the wood you'll ever need.
He planted a tree and it grew into a huge tree that was incredible.
Nico: (Whispering) Wow. That was fast.
Eli: (Whispering) Amazing.
All: (Mummering)
Ezekiel: The elders have spoken. Mostly of wood, hats and beards... but nevertheless... we shall build your weapon.
Bertram: Terrific. Oh, one more thing. These two might try to stop you. If you see them, I want to shoot to kill.
Stewie: Seriously? Of all of stunning pictures I've taken over the years, that's the one he gives them? Brian, we're taking all of those down.
Nico: We all will.
Ezekiel: It is settled. We have a deal.
Bertram: Hahaha! Stewie Griffin, prepare to be destroyed!
He vanished to another universe.
Stewie: What's that smell? Smells like sweat and anger and shame.
Nico: Stewie worry about that later. Right now we have to tell the Amish that they are being used.
Bruce: Look, y'all's gonna be able to see your enemies up close now. See what kind of skin-types they gots and whatnot.
Brian: Alright, let's get these dicks. Crap. They're posting those pictures of us all over the place!
Stewie: And that picture is so not what I look like. We need to stop them before anyone sees it!
Bruce: Alright, now remember what that little orange-haired brat said: These folks is buildin' a weapon, so y'all need to find it!
Nico: Lets go.
Brian fired a shot.
Brian: Okay, that was dumb. Come on, Stewie, they know we're here.
Amish Guy: Let's just see what these "magic" seeds can do for my tiny Amish dong.
He ate them and he grew giant and exploded into a pile of leaves.
Nico: Well that was stupid.
They saw the tree and it was incredible.
Stewie: Those seeds actually work. I hate to say it. But, Bertram's kind of legit.
Nico: He came through for the Amish.
A bunch of Amish came.
Amish Man: Apologies. But we have orders to stop you.
Jungle Fury Jarrod: You're more then welcome to try. Tell you what. Since we're in a good mood today, we'll let you guys have the first shot.
Amish Man: I fire for the Lord and Savior!
He threw an axe and Nico caught it.
Nico: Bertram is lying to all of you.
Stewie: Yeah even though he promised you all these amazing trees that give you an endless supply of wood he is using you all as pawns in his plans.
Nico: Trust me on this good sirs. This is not what the Lord and savior would want.
Eli: That's right. Search inside yourselves and do what is right and abandon this mad kid's quest to do his bidding.
Nico: What would Jesus and God want you all to do?
They stood down and put their weapons down.
Nico: Bertram may have had good intentions but he is ultimate evil and he has to be stopped no matter what.
Ezekiel: You're right. Thank you all for setting us straight.
Nico: Anytime sir. We should introduce ourselves. We are Team Loud Phoenix Storm. I'm Nicolas Chan and I'm second in command for the team. Our true leader J.D. Knudson is back in our universe and is participating in a racing event.
Eli: Yeah. I'm Eli Winston Bullock.
Everyone introduced themselves.
Ezekiel: It's a pleasure to meet you all and thank you all for saving us from a life of evil from that brat.
Nico: It was our pleasure.
Xaldin then appeared.
Beast Boy: Usual battle time.
Beast Boy and his group went to face Xaldin.
Xaldin: (to Beast Boy) It's a good thing you guys talked some sense into the Amish people before they could hit you with their weapons.
Beast Boy: Yeah it sure is. And I've always been really fascinated with learning more about the Amish. They are amazing at what they do.
Fluttershy: They sure are and what they do amazing.
Mirage Daffodil: I think it's cool how they can build stuff that fast as long as they have plenty of wood.
Butterfly Rose: A good thing came from Bertram here in this universe and that is he gave them an infinite supply of wood.
Tree Hugger: That is true dudes.
Xaldin: I think it's really amazing and the Amish live mostly in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania.
Discord: They also live in parts of Indiana and in Ohio and Michigan.
Zecora: The Amish are amazing learn from and their faith is a treasure to behold but they shouldn't abuse it for the lies a kid has told.
Mage Meadowbrook: That is true. Bertram lied to them.
Jet Link: He sure did. I hope that brat gets what's coming to him. I don't know what the hell Peter was thinking when he donated his sperm that made him.
Shun: No kidding. It's like he has a brain that is stupider than Homer's.
Storm Skyress: And lets hope Bertram gets what's coming to him.
Sena: Yeah. Bertram wants to destroy the universe and we won't let that happen.
Casey Rhodes: No we won't.
Camille and Jarrod agreed.
Xaldin: We all won't let that happen. Lets do it!
Xaldin fired wind blasts and they dodged them and Jarrod and Camille kicked him down.
Jungle Fury Rangers: JUNGLE BEAST! SPIRIT UNLEASHED!
They transformed and were ready!
Casey: "With the strength of a Tiger! Jungle Fury Red Ranger!"
Lily: "With the speed of a Cheetah! Jungle Fury Yellow Ranger!"
Theo: "With the stealth of a Jaguar! Jungle Fury Blue Ranger!"
R.J.: "With the courage of a Wolf! Jungle Fury Wolf Ranger!"
Dominic: "With the power of a Rhino! Jungle Fury Rhino Ranger!"
Bat Spirit Ranger: "With the spirit of a Bat! Jungle Fury Bat Ranger!"
Shark Spirit Ranger: "With the spirit of a Shark! Jungle Fury Shark Ranger!"
Elephant Spirit Ranger: "With the spirit of an Elephant! Jungle Fury Elephant Ranger!"
Jarrod: "With the spirit of the mighty lion! Black Lion Warrior!"
Camille: "With the cunning of a chameleon! Green Chameleon Warrior!"
All: "We summon the Animal Spirits from within! Power Rangers Jungle Fury!"
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready! With Everyone was Hunter's friend from Sri Lanka, Sumangi Rahula. Age somewhere between 16-17, similar to Leni's, has long black raven hair, fair tan skin, amethyst purple eyes, straight thin eyebrows, small nose, oval shaped face, and she is between 5.10 feet tall athletic. She wears blue and purple sarong pareo dress, with a green t-shirt, red and white sandals, a long white pearl necklace around her neck, and has powers of Tropical, Ocean, Water, Earth, Wood, Jungle, and Lunar Release.
Sumangi Rahula And Sunset Shimmer: FIRE MERMAID INFERNO!
They fired a wave of fire and it formed into a mermaid.
Beast Boy, Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Tree Hugger, Zecora, Discord, Mage Meadowbrook, Jet Link, Shun, Storm Skyress, Sena, Jungle Fury Rangers, Camille and Jarrod: NATURE FLAME STYLE FORMATION ART: JUNGLE SPIRIT FLAME STORM!
They fired waves of green fire and it formed into the spirits of the jungle and knocked Xaldin down.
Beast Boy: All right!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Nico: Battle 2 down. Lets get going after Bertram. But first...
Nico snapped his fingers and merged the Amish world with our universe and it was gonna be cool.
In the forests of Japan we were facing the Baron of the Peach Mountain Shoguns.
Whiplash: I think this is your first time fighting the Peach Mountain Shoguns.
Me: It sure is and they were last seen over 400 years ago.
Baron: Then come and get us.
Me: Gladly!
I punched the Baron in the face and smashed his head off!
Zarya: Yeah!
In the next universe, Nico and everyone arrived in a city and it was amazing and covered with handicapped signs and more.
Stewie: Aww. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell is this?!
Brian: What?
Stewie: "Brian Griffin checked into Amish Universe"?
Brian: Oh, yeah. So what?
Stewie: Well, first of all, we probably don't want Bertram knowing where we are all the time. And secondly... how do I put this? No one cares where you are.
Brian: Well... I- I don't think that's true.
Stewie: Just- just don't do it anymore.
Nico: What is this universe?
Varie: It looks cool.
Stewie: Okay, now it says here that in this universe, handicapped people were given so much special treatment, that they eventually took over as the leading power.
Nico: Wow! And I have a huge respect and care for people like that.
Varie: Me too and I work as a nurse.
Joe Swanson: This is my kind of universe though. It's amazing that the handicapped people in this universe would become like this.
Nico: I know. I got to admire how far they have come.
Brian: If Bertram is recruiting an army, why would he go after handicapped people? I mean, couldn't we just kind of... push 'em over?
Stewie: Oh, Peter just commented on your checking. "Interracial lesbian movies free." You know, he's just has no idea what he's doing online.
Lincoln: What a brainless idiot.
Brian: Alight, come on. Let's find out what Bertram was doing here.
Nico: Right!
Bruce: Hear ye, hear ye! I'd say y'all needs to look around and find whoever's in charge of these unfortunate folks. Ooh, you gots a shotgun. You gotsta' gets up nice and close with this here shotgun and then go; Bang! Bang! Don't turn it on yourself though. That'd be said. Hey everybody! Go on and find out who's makin' all these disabled people's attack you! Since they's "special" people, y'alls check the hospital.
Nico: Okay Bruce. We got to get over there. Lets lock and load people.
They had their weapons ready.
They all went to the hospital and saw a bunch of Handicapped people coming and they had weapons and one of them had AK47's for crutches.
Nico shot him and killed him.
Nico: Sorry about that but I don't think it's right for people like him to use guns like that.
Laney: I agree.
They got to the hospital and it was blocked.
Bruce: Why don't y'all go 'head and try to find another way into the hospital. And don't be afraid of them doctors, neither. They's some smart cookies!
Nico: Noted.
They saw an alternate Joe.
Joe (BTTMV): I hear there's a couple of dicks from another universe trying to find me! Bring it on!
Stewie: Is that- is that Joe? I feel bad, but they all kinda look alike to me. Okay, yeah, that's definitely Joe. Hello, Mr. Swanson!
Joe: Stewie that's my Handicapped universe me. But I do look good.
They got to the parking garage and saw a guard.
Bruce: Y'all gonna have to coax some security codes out of that guard. Use them codes to get through that gate!
Nico: Right.
FAAAAARRRRRTTTT!
Peter: I like fartin' on nub girl 'cause nub girl never fights back.
Meg (Handicapped universe): AAAA! Get off me, you fat bastard!
Nico: Leave her alone you fat fucker!
BANG!
Nico shot the Handicapped Universe Peter and killed him!
Brian: Well, I guess it's up to me.
They shot the guard and got the codes and ran across the bridge.
Brian: I don't get it. If it's desirable to be crippled here, why do they need a hospital?
Nico: Good question.
Then the alarms sounded.
Nico: Uh oh!
Bruce: Quiet them alarms! They's gonna wake Jeffrey! I promised him he could sleep in! He's dealing with a lawsuit at work.
Nico: Come on!
They went at disabled the alarms and killed any handicapped minions that stood in their way.
Nico: Sorry guys but this is gonna hurt you more than it hurts us.
Laney: And us.
They saw a statue of Carter Pewterschmidt.
Nico: Pewterschmidt Proctology Ward? What a fucking ingrate.
Nico blasted the statue and blew it apart.
Lois: I never want to see that monster again.
They saw Quagmire.
Quagmire: Hey, guys, this is, um... this is for research. I'll see ya.
Nicole thrashed him into pulp. More alarms sounded.
Bruce: Oh, poo. Another secure area?! You's gonna have to get a new set of codes, y'all!
Nico: Right!
Eli shot a guard that had them and they later used them.
Bruce: Use them codes to get through them big doors!
The door opened and they went in and then more alarms sounded.
Bruce: Oh no! They sounded the alarm! Them ad guys is gonna keep comin' unless you shut 'em off! Use them codes to get through them big doors!
Nico: Oh man!
They blasted all the guards and more all over and then they deactivated the alarms and got the codes. And they saw a bunch of wheelchair men.
Stewie: Uh oh. I think- I think we may be dealing with Crippletron again.
Nico: Uh oh!
They saw CRIPPLETRON!
Stewie: Oh no, Brian... it's Crippletron. That is one big ass cripple.
Azula: Did the crippled people just rip off our Combiners?
Scrapper: Constructicons.
Hook: Yes, Scrapper?
Scrapper: Let's merge into Devastator and show Crippletron who's the real deal!
The Constructicons turned into the Devastator!
Alt. Universe Joe: You have a lot of great robots. But you are no match for Crippletron!
Nico: We'll see about that! I think all handicapped people are great and I've helped them all the time before joining the team. But what you are doing is wrong.
Varie: That's right! I'm a nurse and I work with people like you all the time and they have amazing gifts to offer the world despite the amazing challenges that were laid before them but what you are doing is wrong!
Joe Swanson: That's right other me! I may be you but I would never become like this. It's not right!
Eli: Search inside yourself and help us bring justice to Bertram.
He knew he was right and realized it and they stood down.
Larxene then came.
Volcana: Time for my battle.
Volcana and her group got ready.
Larxene: (to Volcana) I think most of the crippled people use AK 47's as crutches.
Volcana: Yeah they sure are. Poor guys, they have been through so much in life.
Larxene: I know. Also you guys should know about this. In my spare time I work as a teacher to the special needs.
Phoenix Shimmer: Wow! That's great.
Sunset Shimmer: It sure is. I have seen a lot of kids like these that are out and about and they don't need to be treated like this. It's not right.
Pepperdance: I agree with you. The special needs people need all the help they can get.
Cayenne: Especially with all the challenges they have to face in life.
Firecracker Burst: We always say that God has a Plan for us All and he is right. But these people being turned into weapons like that is not acceptable.
Wallflower: Yeah I agree.
Gusty: They have a lot of challenges and they need all the help they can get. Some things can't be helped.
Adagio Dazzle: Yeah poor kids.
Aria Blaze: I help out in school with kids like this and it's a great job.
Sonata Dusk: Same here and the love and kindness is enough.
Supernova Zap: It sure is enough. But it's great.
Joe Shimamura: I think so too.
Dan: Yeah.
Drago: Me too.
Rai: Yep.
Larxene: Lets do it!
Larxene fired waves of lightning and they dodged the blast and Zuko and Azula blasted her with fire.
Joe Swanson and Rarity: CRYSTAL DRAGON WHEELSTORM!
They fired a wave of crystal and it formed into a dragon wheel blast.
Volcana, Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Firecracker Burst, Wallflower, Gusty the Great, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Supernova Zap, Joe Shimamura, Dan, Drago, Rai, Zuko and Azula: FIRESTORM STYLE FORMATION ART: FURIOUS MERMAID FIREBALL!
They fired a wave of fire and it formed into a Mermaid and it slammed into Larxene and knocked her down.
Volcana: YEAH!
Sunset Shimmer: All right!
Nico: Well this universe is done.
Laney: Yep.
Lola: Lets get moving.
They teleported to the next universe.
In Japan we were tearing apart the Peach Mountain Shoguns.
Mole Man: First, let me call my Moloids for backup.
Me: Okay.
He did so and numerous Moloids came.
?: HIYAH!
4 figures came and they were the legendary Robin Hood Gang of Japan: Goemon Ishikawa, Ebisumaru, Yae the Ninja and Sasuke the Android!
Me: Oh wow! Goemon Ishikawa and his friends!
Zarya: Whoa!
Goemon: It's an honor to meet you J.D.
Baroness: You brats! Why can't you leave us alone!?
Yae: Because you are going to pay for your crimes!
Me: And we'll help make sure you do!
We went after them some more.
Next they arrived in a wartorn universe.
Stewie: Should we... just pretend we're not hearing this? I like you today. Wow, Quahog looks like it's in the middle of a war.
Nico: Man this is awful!
Laney: This universe looks familiar though.
Brian: Where does the thing say we are?
Stewie: Hey, will you stop asking me that? You know, it takes time for this thing to register, and it's not like I'm not going to tell you when I find out.
Brian: Alright, sorry.
Stewie: Yeah, that's right you're sorry. Okay, it says that we're in an "Evil" universe.
Venom: We remember this universe.
Brian: What does that mean?
Stewie: It means that this universe contains everybody's evil counterpart, Remember Evil Stewie?
He had a thought bubble appear of Evil Stewie smile malevolently as he had a machete in his hands.
Brian: Oh yeah. That little bastard cut off my tail!
Venom: And we killed Evil Adam West here.
Stewie: Yup, they can be pretty nasty. Oh my god. Brian, remember how Mayor West had a cat launhcer?
Brian: Vaguely, yeah.
Stewie: Well, apparently Evil Mayor West has nuclear cat launchers.
They saw huge missiles armed and loaded with cats.
Stewie: Come on, Brian! We've gotta stop Evil Mayor West from getting these to Bertram!
Nico: Right!
Nico blasted the missiles and blew them apart and they all blasted the turrets and more and all that.
Maria grabbed Evil Stewie and she was pure water so that she wouldn't get killed by him.
Nico: Awesome.
Eli: I got Evil Adam West.
Nico: Call off your missiles now.
Evil Adam West: You want me to call off those bombs? Fine. But there's something you have to do for me in return.
Cybertron Ransack: Let me guess. Assassinate a mayor that looks like a cheeseburger?
Evil Adam West: Exactly!
Nico: We got to kill Mayor McCheese like how Lee Harvey Oswald did? This is gonna be interesting.
Stewie: It's a friggin' cheeseburger. Is this guy serious?
Evil Mayor West: Oh I'm serious. I'm as serious as a... cat.
Nico: Well we'll do it. But first.
Nico went up to Evil Stewie and held his hand up to him.
Nico: HAKAI!
Nico erased him from existence forever.
They later flew to a nearby building and got to a window and Eli was armed with a Sniper Rifle.
Eli had Mayor McCheese in the crosshairs.
Eli: Make my day.
BANG! BANG!
He shot and killed Mayor McCheese in the chest and through his head.
Joe: Okay nobody laugh at me. There's been a tragedy, people. This isn't funny! Let's be adults about this!
Stewie: Alright, it's done.
Brian: Yeah, hopefully Evil Mayor West called off those bombs. Wait, what if he goes back on his word? What do we do then? Should we try to find him and-
Stewie: Hey, Brian? We just murdered a politician. We should get out of here.
Flash and Nico ate Mayor McCheese.
Duskmon then appeared.
Jeri Katou: Time for my battle.
Jeri and her group were up.
Duskmon: (to Jeri) Let's be honest here. I know you guys are going to doublecross Evil Adam West even after you kill and eat Mayor McCheese.
Jeri Katou: We sure are and we're gonna throw him in jail. We already killed 2 Evil Adam West's and that was more than enough.
Leomon: Yeah it is.
Rainbow Dash: What really amazes me is that we managed to Hakai Evil Stewie.
Storm Rainbow: Yeah we made sure he paid for his crimes.
Lightning Dust: Especially how he chopped off Brian's tail and slaughtered many people.
Spitfire: Yeah and I hope he likes it in the Warp.
Scootaloo: He was a monster.
Magma Gloom: No kidding. Me and my brothers may have done terrible things but what Evil Stewie did was the worst.
Vapor Trail: Yeah and we got justice brought to him.
Sky Stinger: We sure did and I hope he likes it in the Warp.
Angel Wings: Yeah just like all our enemies will face when we fight them on April 12th.
Wind Socks: That's right!
Soarin: All our enemies have no honor and no love for anyone.
Night Glider: And they will all meet their makers.
Megan Williams: That's right and it won't be pretty.
Firefly: You said it!
Flash Magnus: And it will hurt bad.
Indigo Zap: Big time.
Lemon Zest: And we'll make sure it does.
Sunny Flare: Especially to Abacus Cinch.
Sour Sweet: I will shoot an arrow in her knee!
Sugarcoat: And then one in her eyes.
Frosty Orange: And then one in her head!
Marucho: Save seconds for me.
Preyas: And me!
Albert Heinrich: Yeah!
Duskmon: Good. Lets do it!
Duskmon fired waves of darkness at them and they dodged it and they hit Duskmon all over.
Starlight Glimmer and Trixie: MAGIC UNICORN ULTRA BLAST!
They fired a blast of magic and it formed into a unicorn.
Jeri Katou, Leomon, Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Lightning Dust, Spitfire, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Megan Williams, Firefly, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sour Sweet, Sunny Flare, Frosty Orange, Sugarcoat, Marucho, Preyas, Albert Heinrich, Ransack and Crumplezone: LION RAINBOW STYLE FORMATION ART: RAINBOW PRISM ROAR!
They fired a wave of rainbow energy and it formed into a lion and it slammed into Duskmon and knocked him down.
Jeri Katou: Yeah!
Nico: Okay Varie and Luan teleported Evil Mayor West to prison. Lets get out of here.
Brian: Right!
They teleported away.
They then arrived on a ship.
Stewie: I'm probably right, or I am right?
Guy: The shot came from up here!
Stewie: Yeah, I'm right. And you're just a dog.
Nico: Okay that's enough.
Stewie: Oh, look at that, we're on a boat! Okay, it says that in this universe, pirating became so dominant the overall progress of the world was stunned. Now everyone's a pirate.
Jack Sparrow: My kind of world.
Then they were captured by LONG JOHN PETER!
Long John Peter: Aha! Stowaways, methinks! And ye brought treasure I see! Aha! Take the prisoners to the brig! I'll be in me quarters making cloth maps of no place in particular! Aha!
They were thrown into the brig.
Rafael: (to Long John Peter) You better hope we don't fall asleep in this cell. Because the first chance we get, we're busting out of here!
Long John Peter: (laughs) We'll see about that! (walks away)
Seamus: Hey, find something you can make noise with the guard'll come in here to stop you. Hey, psst. If you annoy that guard enough, he'll open your cell to give you a beating. I know because I'm a pirate, too, and that's what I'd do. Fellas, get me outta here and I'll get you to the deck. You know, you sand my back, I'll scratch yours. Guys, please get me outta here. This poop bucket's full to the brim! If you two can get me out of here, I'll help you escape. Thanks, fellas. I'm gonna go free the others. Maybe if everyone's up for it, we can all form group or a gang. Aah! You got to free more prisoners, Seamus. That way you have a better chance at making friends with someone. Remember, you've gotta put yourself out there. Alright, let's get your weapons back. If I know pirates, they be in a treasure chest somewhere...
Nico: Thanks Seamus. Lets get these pirate fuckers.
Nico and everyone was blasting the pirates all over the place.
Stewie: I feel like pirates are kind of lazy.
Brian: What, why?
Stewie: I just think there's a lot of different things to put on flags. Not just a skull and crossbones.
Seamus: Listen, I'm not usually the high maintenance, but you're gonna have to hang tight while I free the rest of these prisoners. Pirate's code, sorry.
Nico: No worries. Laney you better go help him.
Laney: Right.
Laney used her powers and the vines ripped the cell doors off and freed the prisoners.
Nico: Lets go!
Seamus: Thanks lads.
Lincoln: I think you need your real limbs back instead of those sticks.
Lincoln used his powers and grew Seamus's real arms and legs that he lost years ago back.
Seamus: Me arms and legs! Thank you lad!
Lincoln: Anytime.
They went to the main deck of the ship and were blasting pirates of Long John Peter left and right. They then saw a Sea Monster Meg.
Mermaid Lois: You think you're smelling fish now, why don't you come over here?
Lois: Wow! I look awesome as a mermaid.
Nico: You sure do Lois.
Eli: Can you come over and help us out?
Mermaid Lois: I would like that!
She jumped in the water and came onto the ship and Varie put her in a ball of water.
Seamus: Hey! Over here! Let's hang out! Guys! She's going down! We've gotta get off this boat!
Nico: Right!
Seamus: C'mon! You're my only friends!
They jumped on to Seamus's ship.
Stewie: Behold the Armada!
Seamus: Here they come, port side! Left for you landlubbers! Alright, now should probably go find that Long John Peter fella. Use the cannons and blow those penis lovers out of the water.
Nico: With pleasure.
They blasted them all over the place.
Stewie: I've haven't seen any toilets here.
Brian: Yeah I've been going wherever I want.
Stewie: Guess it really is a poop deck.
Varie: Ship coming off the Starboard stern!
Nico: I see it.
Seamus: Fire those cannons at them, boys.
Eli: On it!
BANG BANG BANG!
They were blasting the ships all over.
Seamus: We can't let them board our ship. I only have enough crab cakes for three! Enemies, starboard side! That's the right! They can't board our ship if they're dead. Fire those cannons and kill 'em all.
Nico: We're killing all of them.
Seamus: Sorry, little carried away there. Tough afternoon. Here they come, port side! Left for you landlubbers! Oh, crappies! We're surrounded!
Varie: Not for long.
Varie blasted them all over the place and blew the ships apart!
Nico: Long John Peter's ship coming in!
Mayor West: Hey'll never take me alive! Good thing I'm a zombie.
Long John Peter: Haha! Thar be no escape from Long John Peter! Unless, you run, I can't run too good.
Nico: You're gonna wish you could Fatfucker!
Bai Tza: Yeah!
Seamus: Alright, it's time to face Long John Peter. Win and get your little device thingy back. Lose and... I don't know what happens if you lose. I guess you try again.
Nico: Don't worry he doesn't have the remote.
They blew his ship and crew apart and killed them.
Brian: Give us back the remote!
Long John Peter: Nevaaaah!
Nico kicked him in the crotch!
CRUNCH!
Long John Peter: Aargh. Aargh. Aargh. Aargh. Aargh. Aargh. Please don't tell any of me maties of this. They all thinks I can be good at pirating.
Seamus: Hey, uh, you guys mind if I tag along with ya?
Nico: Not at all Seamus. You have been a really big help.
They tied up Long John Peter and sent him to prison.
Mer Man then appeared.
Yumi: Time for my battle.
Yumi and her group were facing Mer Man.
Mer Man: (to Yumi) Good thing I didn't get hit by those pirate ships while I was swimming here.
Yumi: And that is good as long as we got to kill these pirate fuckwads and all that they represent.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah and I like a good fight but what they are doing is downright stupid!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) I think so too. They have brains the size of grains of sand.
Marble Pie: And it's gonna really hurt for them.
Limestone: Yeah it will!
Cheese Sandwich: Nico is taking care of Long John Peter and we're gonna throw him in jail.
Little Cheese: We sure are.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) I hope he likes staying in prison.
Geronimo Jr.: Me too. And he will have healthy foods and no beer there.
Julie: That is good.
Hammer Gorem: Yep.
Mer Man: Nice. Lets do it!
He went at them and swung his trident all over and they dodged his strikes and Alister and Rafael kicked and punched him all over.
Chloe Nicholson, Jack Sparrow and Fluttershy: PIRATE NATURE BLAST!
They fired a wave of energy and fire.
Yumi Ishiyama, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Little Cheese, Somnambula, Geronimo Jr., Julie, Hammer Gorem, Alister and Rafael: MAELSTROM CONFETTI STYLE FORMATION ART: DRAGON OF NEPTUNE PARTIES!
They fired waves of water and confetti and it formed into a dragon and smashed Mer Man down.
Yumi: Yeah!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Nico: Come on guys!
They went to the next universe.
Common Cold: (to Goemon) We honestly didn't expect to see you and your friends.
Goemon: I know but it's great to meet you.
Me: Same here. You lived in Japanese Folklore back in the 16th Century. How did you all wind up here over 400 years later?
Yae: We went through this weird vortex and it took us from our world in Japan to this one.
Me: A Dimensional Vortex.
Zarya: It's a wormhole that bridges one world to this one.
Me: Yeah it's unusual. But it's really cool. You guys are heroes to everyone in Japan.
Yae: We sure are.
Sasuke: We don't like to brag.
Me: And it looks like the remnants of the Peach Mountain Shoguns that you destroyed all those years ago are back for revenge.
Ebisumaru: Yeah they are.
Me: Oh man. We'll gladly help you all destroy them.
The next universe was a cold one.
Brian: Oh my god! It's freezing!
Stewie: Yeah, my peen just sucked itself back into my tummy.
Brian: Stewie, look!
They saw Santa's Workshop and it was a factory.
Stewie: Oh my god! It's Santa's workshop!
Lola: COOL!
Nico: Wow! Santa's workshop wasn't like this when we saw it last time.
Brian: What the hell could Bertram want from Santa?!
Stewie: Hmm, it looks like as though, in this universe, Santa is some kind of industrial mercenary.
Brian: Industrial mercenary? What else does it say?
Stewie: Oh, here it is. I was in the wrong menu. That was just an overview. In this universe, people only order Christmas gifts online, so there's no use for Santa anymore. Now he's opened up his factory to manufacture anything for the highest bidder.
Nico: Order Christmas Gifts online? Thank goodness we don't do that.
Brian: Well, what's Bertram using him for?
Stewie: My guess is that he's using him to manufacture weapons for his army.
Laney: That's insane!
Varie: No kidding.
Seamus: Arrgh! That be a terrible fate!
Brian: Well, come on. I'm dreaming of a red Christmas.
He cocked his gun twice.
Stewie: Okay, you only get one gun cock per line, ok? And the lines should really be better than that.
Nico: But that was a good one. Lets get him!
Bruce: You've gotta find your way into Santa's toy factory. Maybe he's got some nice hot cocoa in there for y'alls.
Nico: I can get us in there no problem. Lets go!
They flew and got to the main entrance of the factory.
Stewie: I am going to kill Santa Claus.
They gasped.
Brian: Wait a minute, why would you want to kill Santa?
Stewie: Because that fat bastard blew me off the mall. I've got all planned out: I'm going to see the workshop, pet a few reindeer, get a few pictures with me and Santa, and then I'm going to blow his fucking brains out, hopefully with his bitch wife watching!
Nico: Stewie there has to be a logical explanation for all this. Now lets go.
They got to the main entrance and saw the Santa's Sweatshop universe Meg cold.
Meg: So cold, so alone.
Nico: Oh man.
Nico put a blanket over her and our version of Meg comforted her and lit a fire and told her that Peter will pay for his crimes in full.
They went into the factory and saw braindead elves and blasted them all over.
Brian: They're evil! And they distort the truth. And they do the bidding of the Republican Party.
Nico: And I will never vote for the Republican Party.
They killed a big elf named Vernon.
Stewie: Oh, no, Brian! That was Vernon, the guy from the employee of the month thing.
Brian: It sure smells like a sweat shop in here.
Stewie: I take it there's no HR department.
Nico: I have that feeling too.
Varie: Yeah but this is terrible.
Bruce: Y'alls gonna have to be lil' detectives and find a switch to turn the elevator on.
They saw the elves and a bunch of people working hard.
Brian: Look at how fast those little Asian hands can work. Amazing.
Stewie: I feel like it's good to be some Asians, but not good to be most Asians.
Nico: I know.
Bruce: You's gotta get up to that nasty old man's office, ya hear?
Nico: We know that and we know the best way possible. We fly.
Brian: Hey, Stewie, can I get some more of that hand lotion? The cold is really drying out of my skin.
Stewie: No. You use too much and I need it. If I'm going to shoot things, I need my hands to be moisturized. There's reindeer feces everywhere.
Laney: Yuck.
Lola: But this is disgusting.
They flew up and went into Santa's office.
Bad Santa: Well, looks like you found me, huh, boys? And yeah, so what? I make weapons now. Don't judge me. It's tough economy. You try bring in the toy business Anyway, I'm a bad guy now, so... I'm gonna have to kill you. Merry Christmas, dicks.
Eli used the Force and brought him over to them.
Nico grabbed him.
Nico: Don't do this Santa!
Bad Santa: Please, don't kill me! I'll do anything!
Flamefeather: Really? In that case, give Stewie what he wants for Christmas!
He sat on Santa's lap and smiled happily.
Nico: Aww.
Bad Santa: I'm sorry about all the trouble I caused you. But I will gladly go with you all to prison.
Nico: Thanks Santa. I'm sorry you were doing this. We love you and would never abuse you like that.
Bad Santa: Thanks Nico. You can send me to prison now.
BANG!
Stewie shot him in the leg.
Stewie: Check that twice bitch!
Brian: You're sick, you know that?
Stewie: Brian, this guy is making weapons to kill you and everyone you love. You know, you gotta get some balls, man. You should be doing this kind of stuff, too, you know.
Brian: Whatever. So, where do you think we're gonna go now?
Stewie: Maybe to a land of gutless cowards. 'Cause you would fit fight in.
Nico healed Bad Santa and beamed him to prison in our universe.
Condiment King then appeared.
Leif: Time for my battle.
Leif and his group went to face him.
Condiment King: (to Leif) If the real Santa were here, he would be disgusted.
Leif: He sure would! I love Santa.
Rarity: I do too.
Emerald Shine: I think everyone all over the world does.
Topaz Flare: Yeah they do.
Sweetie Belle: I don't think the people of this universe does however.
Thunder Terror: Yeah I agree.
Sassy Saddles: (British Accent) The Santa here needs the best kind of therapy we can give him.
Sapphire Shores: Yes I agree.
Mistmane: That is right. He needs a lot of help.
Sable Spirit: Big help.
Saffron Masala: He sure does.
Ink Rose: You said it. Making weapons for a monster like Bertram is evil.
Moonlight Raven: It sure is.
Vinyl Scratch nodded in agreement.
Octavia Melody: (British Accent) Indeed.
Sir Great Britain: Absolutely.
Condiment King: I agree too. Lets do it!
He fired waves of ketchup and mustard and they dodged them and Kickback and Bombshell punched and kicked him.
Pinkie Pie, Derpy Hooves and Cloudkicker: PARTY BUBBLE CLOUDBURST!
They fired blasts of bubbles and clouds.
Leif, Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Saffron Masala, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Sir Great Britain, Bombshell and Kickback: JEWEL FLAME STYLE FORMATION ART: SAPPHIRE FLAME BLAST!
They fired blasts of blue fire and the blasts knocked him down!
Leif: YEAH!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Nico: Okay now we can go.
They teleported.
Back in Japan we got to a hideout by a lake near the Aokigahara Forest.
Magneto: Let's see what else this hideout contains.
Me: Okay.
We continued on and we saw a huge network of tunnels and we were gonna have to go underwater.
Me: Looks like we're gonna have to swim.
Yae: Okay. This is gonna be fun.
Me: Lets go.
Zarya: Yeah!
We dove in and then we saw Yae turn into a mermaid and she was amazingly beautiful as one.
Me: Wow! Yae you look awesome as a mermaid!
Yae: Thanks.
We then blasted a bunch of minions swimming.
Next Nico and group were in space.
Brian: Holy crap, Stewie, we're in space!
Nico: On some kind of space station it looks like.
Stewie: Okay, this is weird. It says here in this universe, a race of alien chickens took over the earth. And it appears that we've transported right onto their mother ship.
They gasped.
Brian: Alright, so chasing birds around. I like that.
Nico: Alien Chickens? Weird.
Ed: CHICKENS!
Stewie: Brian, Bertram's going to try use these alien chickens against us. We've got to figure out how to stop them.
Nico: We'll probably have to blast them all over.
Stewie: Alright, come on. Let's try not to be spotted.
Brian: Too late.
Alien Chicken: BA-KAW!
An Alien Chicken saw them and pressed an alarm
Bruce: Oh, no! Looks like you can't get by 'cause of all them crates! Find the controls and you can lift them crates right out of your way!
Nico: Don't worry Bruce. We got this.
Brian: Yeah, this universe looks weird. Did you- Stewie, what the hell was that?
Stewie: Brian? What the hell was that? I'm scared!
A bunch of Alien Chickens then came.
Ernie the Chicken: I can't believe my own people are working for Bertram!
Bad Juju: I'm really sorry, Ernie.
Nico: These aren't your people however. They are alien chickens.
Ed: CHICKENS! (Hugs a bunch of alien chickens) HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN!
Laney: Oh Ed!
Eddy: You better put those chickens down Lumpy!
Ed did so and Nico and Lola blasted them.
Lola: I don't think these chickens are good to eat.
Stewie: Whoa, what's this place?
They lifted the crates and looked around.
Stewie: Brian these chickens are dangerous. We've got to find the chicken that's laying all these eggs and wipe them all out.
Brian: All right I can choke a few chickens.
Nico: And fry some eggs! Lets get them!
They walked around and they saw that universe's Bruce in an escape pod.
Bruce: Okay, now y'all need to free all these people. That one there was handsome.
Jeffrey: "I know"
Bruce: "Stop it, Jeffrey."
Stewie: Okay, I guess we're supposed to rescue these people so they can get back their terrible lives. Hey, Brian, what do you call a Latino Ch-
Brian: Chickano.
Stewie: Oh, come on! I was gonna say that, you dick. I don't do that kind of stuff to you.
Luan: (Laughs) Good one Stewie!
They got to a room and the door was locked and on a screen came Bertram!
Bertram: Ha! It's locked! You should see the look on your faces!
Nico blasted the screen and blasted the door down and out came a Robot Chicken.
Stewie: Aww, I hate Robot Chicken.
Chris: I heard that, you son of a bitch!
Nico: Shut the fuck up Chris!
Nico blasted the Robot Chicken and killed Chris.
Nico: Fucking idiotic testicle chinned dimwit.
Bruce: You've gotta find another way! Remember, when god closes a door he opens up a window! And no matter what my father says, god does too love me!
Nico: Don't worry my way works better.
Laney: Look at this.
They found a hologram for plans for a Death Star Egg. Wow.
Nico: A Death Star Egg? Wow.
Lisa Loud: We can utilize these plans for our own version of the Death Star.
Nico: Good idea.
Stewie: I know what you're gonna say at dinner when we get back.
Brian: What? What am I gonna say?
Stewie: You're all gonna be like, No thanks. I think I've had enough chicken for a while. And I know you're gonna say that 'cause you suck.
They walked around and got to the hibernation pods.
Nico: Hibernation pods.
Luna Loud: Wow.
Bruce: Stand tall, y'all! Y'all gonna have to stick around and defeat all them bad guys!
They found more escape pods and found Tom Tucker, Consuela, Tom Tucker, Herbert and many more in them.
Nico: Wow.
They got to the lower parts and found that they were getting close to the Queen and mother bird.
Nico: We're getting close.
The walls were covered in towers that looked like trees and ugly vines.
Kate Lloyd: These chickens act like Xenomorphs.
Nico: They sure do.
They saw people trapped in the pillars and then their chests bursted open and out came chickens!
Laney: WHOA!
Nico: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?
Nico blasted them.
Nico: We got to give them mercy and kill them.
Varie: As much as I don't like it we have to.
They blasted the people. There was slime dripping from the ceiling that was acidic.
Nico: Shit. These Alien Chickens are in every way like the Xenomorphs.
Alicia Stuart: But at least they aren't like the Necromorphs.
Lola: Yeah that was more terrifying.
Brian: You- You don't think you could get high off, that stuff, do ya?
They got into the next room and Bertram appeared on the screen.
Bertram: You are a formidable foe, but you won't be getting into the master control room this way!
Nico: He has no idea who he is fucking around with.
Bruce: That baby boy locked this door. Y'alls gonna have to find another way into the master control room.
Nico: I know a way.
Brian: "Glenn? Glenn Quagmire...? What are you doing here?"
Nico: I would not let that pervert anywhere near us.
Nicole: But he is not infected.
Nicole freed him.
Alien Chicken Universe Meg: Please... kill me.
Danny Phantom: I'm going Ghost!
Danny turned into Danny Phantom and went intangible and got the alien chicken out of that universe's Meg.
Alien Chicken Universe Meg: Thank guys.
They got her down.
Nico: Lets go!
They took the elevator.
Bertram: You're on an express elevator to hell, morons!
They arrived into the queen room and saw THE QUEEN HEN!
Bertram: Oh, you're just in time! I'm making my famous Peter scramble!
Peter: Guys, please help me. They've been doing things to me. Awful things. Chicken things.
Nico blasted Peter and killed him.
Nico: You will not get away with this Bertram!
Bertram: NO! You ruined everything!
Stewie: Get away from our planet, you bitch!
They saw her laying eggs.
Brian: So.. that's like, all her vagina?
Bertram came.
Nico: You will pay for your crimes Bertram!
Kickback: I'm really starting to hate this guy.
May: Just starting?
Bertram: Not these guys! (portals open up) These guys!
Out come several counterparts of Bertram.
Bertram: You all traveled to different dimensions to help different version of yourselves. So I figured I could do the same. You know, it's true what they say. If you want something done right, you really have to do it yourself. Now, surrender, and I'll spare your lives.
Maria: You can go to hell!
Bertram: How about I send you all there first?
Nico: Fuck you, you putrid fucking fuckup!
Maria: YEAH!
Nico: Shut up you brat!
May: Yeah!
Cluemaster, Bonz and a new figure came out and it was KEY MONSTER from episode 21 of Season 2 of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!
The Key Monster was a key themed monster who very briefly appeared in the episode "Zedd's Monster Mash."
On Halloween, Lord Zedd was very happy to see a holiday that he could enjoy and asked Goldar for advice who suggested pulling a Frankenstein Monster-esque move by infiltrating the party with a monster. Zedd was less than impressed as he thought that they could have thier own "party" and decided that it would be a good time to take out Tommy and leave the Power Rangers so weak that a monster on the same power level as Nimrod the Scarlet Sentinel could destroy them. Using some Putties disguised as children in Power Ranger uniforms, Goldar sent Tommy to the Haunted Forest at which point the Key Monster came into play. His job was to seal the Haunted Forest and prevent entry and exit from it and stop Tommy from leaving or help from entering. The Key Monster skipped through multiple keys, trying to find the correct key to lock the dimension but discarded them in favour of a master key. He locked that door to the dimension with the master key just as Tommy arrived. It is unknown what happened to the Key Monster after the Rangers escaped the Dark Dimension since he was never shown to be destroyed. Since Zedd was later purified, the Key Monster possibly met the same fate but not necessarily since he doesn't exist in our universe. It's most likely that he still guards the realm between dimensions to this day and never came back to threaten the Power Rangers simply because that wasn't his job.
Tommy Oliver: Key Monster!
Key Monster: Been a while rangers.
Nico: I remember you! You were sent to seal the Haunted Forest and trap the rangers in it.
Key Monster: Good memory on you.
Nico: Never missed an episode. Lets do it!
Tommy Oliver: (to Key Monster) Why didn't you go after me and my friends when we escaped that forest?
Key Monster: Because that wasn't part of my job.
Nico: But it will be the last thing you will do.
Varie: Yeah!
They went at them.
Cluemaster: (to Aang) Seeing as though Bertram is related to Stewie, he'll probably have the same weapons Stewie has.
Aang: And he is just as smart as Stewie is.
Starlight Glimmer: But instead of wanting to rule the world he is out to destroy the universe!
Trixie: And we can't let him get away with that.
Juniper Montage: Peter's genetic material gave birth to a monster that wants nothing more than to kill Stewie.
Thorax: Yeah and he must be stopped.
Sunburst: Yeah!
Cozy Glow: And fast. I'm never looking at chickens the same way again.
Gallus: Me neither. They are gross.
Ocellus: Yeah they are.
Sandbar: Yeah.
Yona: Yona believe friends.
Pyonma: They are disgusting.
Smolder: No kidding.
Gloriosa: Yeah.
Cluemaster: Indeed. Lets get it on.
Cluemaster went at them and he punched and kicked at them and they dodged his strikes and Flamefeather and Cindersaur smashed and pulverized him all over.
Aang, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, Juniper Montage, Thorax, Sunburst, Cozy Glow, Gallus the Griffin, Ocellus the Changeling, Sandbar, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Smolder the Dragon, Yona the Yak, Pyonma, Gloriosa Daisy, Flamefeather and Cindersaur: WIND STAR STYLE FORMATION ART: STELLAR WIND HURRICANE!
They fired a wave of stars and wind and smashed Cluemaster down.
Aang: All right!
Starlight Glimmer: Awesome!
Trixie: Another great performance by the Great and Powerful Trixie!
Bonz (to Gia): These chickens are doing something the Xenomorphs would do.
Gia Moran: Yeah and it's horrifying.
Applejack: And absolutely disgusting.
Apple Bloom: We'll probably never look at chickens the same way again.
Thunderbird Apple: No we won't.
Frozen Fright: But not only that, Bertram is out to kill everything.
Apple Fritter: Yeah who the hell does he think he is. He gives all brothers everywhere a really bad name.
Big Mac: Yep.
Granny Smith: He is worse than Nightmare Moon sitting on a bed of sharp nails.
Apple Rose: You said it cousin! That kid needs to be put down like a mad dog!
Goldie Delicious: You said it cousin.
Bright Mac: He is a monster.
Pear Butter: Yeah he is!
Grand Pear: And he needs to be put down like one.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. He needs to be stopped no matter what laddies.
Cocoa Axe: (Irish Accent) I hope he likes facing us lads.
Steela Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent) You said it.
Autumn Blaze: He had better be ready for us when we get him!
Coloratura: Yeah!
Runo: Count on it!
Blade Tigrerra: Yeah!
Chang Chengku: And it won't be pretty.
Bonz: No kidding. Lets do it!
Gia: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! BEAST MORPHER!
She turned into the Yellow Beast Morpher Ranger and Bonz went at them and dodged his strikes.
Gia Moran, Applejack, Thunderbird Apple, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Runo, Blade Tigrerra, Chang Chengku, Bad Juju and Wolfgang VS Bonz: NATURE APPLE VALKNUT STYLE FORMATION ART: TRINITY OF NATURE FIRESTORM!
They fired a wave of fruit and fire and energy and it formed into a Valknut and smashed Bonz down!
Gia Moran: That is a Super Mega Win!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was awesome!
Apple Bloom: Yeah!
Key Monster was next.
Tommy: Lets do it guys! IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
THUNDERCLAP!
Tommy: "Tigerzord!"
Adam: "Mastodon!"
Kimberly: "Pterodactyl!"
Billy: "Triceratops!"
Aisha: "Saber-Toothed Tiger!"
Rocky: "Tyrannosaurus!"
All: "Power Rangers!"
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them.
Troy Burrows: Time to double the power.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers too!
Petunia Paleo: How cool is that!
Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) It sure is! Wow!
Toxic Horror: Lets burn!
Mighty Morphin Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, Pip-Squeak, Petunia Paleo, Lily Longsocks and Triple Berry: LIGHTNING FRUIT STYLE FORMATION ART: ELECTRO ZAP APPLE METEOR!
They fired a wave of rainbow energy and it formed into a huge Zap Apple Meteor and it blew Key Monster's key sword out of his hand and Ronnie Anne got it.
Rangers: POWER CANNON!
They summoned the Power Cannon and charged it up and fired and it hit Key Monster and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
He was dead.
Diamond Tiara: Like Nico says, Key Monster you have failed this universe!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
Next was Bertram and they were blasting and pulverizing him all over and really letting him and his army have it.
Rainbow Dash, Ellen Ripley and Ed: RAINBOW FIRESTORM BLAST!
They fired waves of rainbow fire and obliterated all the army and destroyed them.
Seeryn and Nom blasted numerous chickens and incinerated them.
Ed Cowart: EAT DIRT NEFARIOUS CHICKEN HORRORS! (BLASTS QUEEN HEN) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Earthworm Jim: EAT DIRT CHICKEN FREAKS OF NEFARIOUSNESS! (BLASTS QUEEN HEN ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tantrum, Thunder, Hot Spot and Fred Flintstone all used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Tantrum's Electro Sword, Thunder's powers, Hot Spot's Fireball Cannon and Fred's powers and strength 100-fold.
G1 Tantrum and Teen Titans Thunder: THUNDEROUS LIGHTNING BLADEDANCE!
G1 Hot Spot and Fred Flintstone: SMASHING FIREBALL STORM!
They fired blades of lightning and energy and fireballs and rocks.
Joe Swanson, Cleveland Brown, Ernie the Giant Chicken, Seamus, Lois, Meg, Stewie, Brian, Nico, May, Lily and Dexter: DEATH TO QUAHOG ULTRA BLAST!
They fired a huge blast of energy and it hit the Queen Hen and obliterated her in an instant.
Bertram was down and he went for his Multiverse remote and Nico stomped on it and crushed it.
Bertram: NO!
Stewie had Bertram at gunpoint.
Nico: It's over Bertram!
Bertram: DO IT! You kill me, you'll become just like me. Either way... I win!
Stewie puts the gun away.
Stewie: I'll never let the pain, the darkness, determine who I am. I will never be you.
Stewie then walked away. Bertram got pissed, let out a yell, and charged at Stewie but Brian saw this and shot him with his gun, killing him.
Brian: (Stewie sees this) You saved me several times. I figured I could return the favor.
Nico: And he will never torment anyone again.
Bertram's evil spirit appeared.
Nico: You have tormented the universe for far too long. (Holds hand out to him) HAKAI!
Bertram glowed purple and he was disappearing!
Bertram: FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL! (FADES)
Nico: Fuck yourself. Now we've officially seen the last of Bertram.
Joe Swanson: Looks like Bertram is finally gone for good.
Merman: And we never have to deal with any counterparts of him ever again.
Bonz: This adventure was very fun though.
Stewie: You guys didn't have to help me and Brian out today.
Condiment King: But we chose to.
Cluemaster: Because that's what friends do.
Nico: And it's what the team would do. Bertram will never torment the world and the universes ever again. When he was hakaied, all the Bertram's were destroyed.
Varie: Good riddance.
Eli: Peter Griffin's evil legacy will never torment anyone.
Seamus: Arggh. Good riddance to that scallywag.
Nico: Yep. Lets all go home. ALL of us.
They teleported back.
Back in Japan we were facing the Peach Mountain Shoguns.
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Well, I'm pondering that those Peach Mountain Shoguns guys are writing their wills right now.
Me: Because we're about to kill them!
We blasted them all over and smashed and pulverized them even more until they were dead.
Goemon: This is our planet and it will NEVER be your stage!
Yae: YEAH!
We went at them and killed all of the Peach Mountain Shoguns in their castle and banished them to the Warp for all eternity.
?: Very impressive.
A figure appeared and it was GAIA EVERFREE, THE SPIRIT OF THE EVERFREE FOREST!
Me: Gaia Everfree! Now we can destroy you and the the terror you caused with the Everfree Forest. Also you have a lot of nerve terrorizing Camp Everfree!
Gaia Everfree: All I'm doing is trying to save Camp Everfree!
Abomination: By destroying everything else in the process?
Gaia Everfree: That's a small price to pay! (To me and Zarya) You two should understand having to make the hard choices!
Me: But you think that will justify it by killing innocent people!? I don't think so!
Zarya: Yeah and you are just a heartless fiend!
Me: Lets do it!
I went Super Angel-Ebonwu-Phoenix 500,000,000 and went at her and pulverized her into oblivion and blasted her all over.
Me: (Divine Echoing Elemental Voice) FIRE STYLE: SCORCHING APE NINJAZORD!
Zarya: WATER STYLE: AQUATIC FROG NINJAZORD!
Me: WIND STYLE: JETSTREAM CRANE NINJAZORD!
Zarya: EARTH STYLE: QUAKING BEAR NINJAZORD!
Me: ICE STYLE: CHILLING WOLF NINJAZORD!
Zarya: MAGIC STYLE: MYSTIC FALCON NINJAZORD!
We fired elemental blasts and they formed into said zords and they smashed her all over. The Masters of Evil all blasted her all over the place.
Me and Zarya: FINAL SMASH: NINJA MEGAFALCONZORD STRIKE!
We fired an energy blast and it formed into said zord and obliterated her into nothing and killed her. We powered down.
Me: YEAH!
Gaia Everfree was dead.
We got first place and went back to the Sky Fortress. Next up was India. Goemon and his friends came with me.
At the World Tree Estate, Nico and everyone was resting.
Nico: Whew! Man what an adventure!
Eli: No kidding! That was intense!
Joe Swanson: (To the viewers) This was one awesome adventure and I hope you all liked it as much as I have.
Nico: I know I did. But those universes were intense. At least we have now seen the last of Bertram Griffin.
Meg: No kidding.
Stewie: (To the viewers) Also if you donate sperm, be careful with how it will turn out and all that.
They then watched TV and saw me and Zarya and everyone teaming up with Goemon and his team and taking down the Peach Mountain Shoguns!
Brittney: Whoa! That's Goemon and his friends!
Jessie K.: Whoa! I thought he was just a legend in Japanese Folklore.
Laney: I've read a lot about him. He, Ebisumaru, Yae and Sasuke are a true force of nature and a great group of outlaws.
Nico: They sure are. So cool!
Computer: Holo-call incoming.
Nico then answered it and it was me and Zarya.
Me: Hey guys.
Nico: Hey buddy! We saw you and Zarya in Japan. Great job!
Me: Thanks man.
Goemon: You must be Nico Chan and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's an honor.
Nico: You too Goemon and it's an honor to meet you. We have read so much about you in books and legend. You are widely known in all of Japanese legend and folklore.
Yae: And it will be an honor to join you when we get back together.
Nico: It will be an honor having you all with us.
Me: What happened on your adventures this time?
Nico told us everything and we were both shocked and amazed!
Me: WHOA! You guys went all over the Multiverse and stopped Stewie's evil half brother Bertram? That's incredible!
Nico: It sure was.
Joe Swanson: Yeah it was amazing.
Zarya: Wow! A universe ruled by the Greek Fraternity and Sorority, Amish, Handicapped, Evil, Santa who is bad, Pirates, and Alien Chickens? Wow! That is amazing!
Me: But thank goodness you all are okay and well done on stopping Bertram. I hope he likes the Warp more than our universe.
Nico: Thanks man. And I have a feeling he and his many counterparts will NEVER like it.
Me: Good. We're very proud of all of you. We're heading to India next.
Nico: Cool! Love India.
Apu: (Indian Accent) Have fun in my native land.
Me: We will. See you all in two days.
The call clicked off.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Part 11 done.
This chapter was awesome! It was based on Family Guy: Back to The Multiverse and Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon. Next up is India and we're going to help redeem Vignette Valencia.
See you all tomorrow.
