HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY 2021 EVERYONE!
I just finished unpacking my stuff after a long 13 days of being away from everyone on the Ridonculous Race and it was one of the most fun adventures we've ever had. Being on the Ridonculous Race and traveling all over the planet and battling enemies was really fun. We got to see new places and go to many different parts of the world and do all kinds of great challenges. Thank goodness they weren't like the challenges that Billy McLean put us through on Total Drama. Those were Hell. Don is more honorable than Billy ever will be.
Me: Whew! Man is it great to be home.
Varie: It sure is. Wow. We missed having you around J.D.
Me: I know Varie and I missed you all too. You all did a great job while me and Zarya were away.
Varie: I know. Thanks honey.
Me: Lets head to the Briefing Room for our meeting.
Varie: Good idea.
We went to the briefing room and we met up with Kumiko Albertson, Comic Book Guy's wife and awesome comic enthusiast.
Kumiko Albertson (アルバートソン久美子) (née Nakamura (中村)) is a mangaka and a Japanese manga fan. She is the wife of Comic Book Guy.
Kumiko Albertson: (Japanese Accent) Thanks for letting me join the Redemption Squad.
Me: No problem Kumiko. It's always a great honor to have you with us and Jeff talks about you all the time.
Kumiko: It's a great honor though.
We got to our briefing room and it was now a separate room from Lori's room.
Nico: Glad you could come.
Me: Thanks man.
Lincoln: Guys, we don't have time for a meeting. We have to prepare for what Dark Luan-
Maria: Lincoln, you and your sisters need to have a seat. This meeting is very important.
Lola: Um... why is it important?
May: Because we need to decide whether J.D. should be leader again.
Kumiko Albertson: Oh, so that's what this meeting is about.
Me: Yeah. Me and Zarya have been away for 13 days participating in The Ridonculous Race.
Nico: And J.D. put me and Eli in charge of the team while they were away.
Me: And I'm very proud of them both for leading the team while we were away.
Kumiko: I am too.
Zarya: We all are Kumiko.
Vypra: And we couldn't be anymore prouder of them too.
Dark Spicer: You said it Vypra.
Lori: We literally are so happy for them.
Lincoln: But why!? Nico did a great job.
Me: He sure did buddy.
Lori: I literally can't believe what I'm hearing! After all the times J.D. led us to victory, you want him to not be leader anymore?!
Shun: Well, you can't deny that Nico did a good job at leading the team while J.D. was gone. With some differences.
Lynn: Give me one example about how Nico's leadership is different from J.D.'s.
Littlefoot: For starters, Nico didn't force Shaggy and Scooby to help out against The Ghost of Morgan Le Fay.
Me: That's right. But Nico did good.
Lightspeed: He sure did. J.D. is as great a leader to the team as Nico is. J.D. made him second in command for a reason.
J.D. 2: That's right everyone. I also had Jason Todd as my second in command of my team The Ebonwu Squadron.
Me: Really? That's cool!
J.D. 2: It sure is.
Lola: So after all the good J.D. has done for the world, this is how you guys repay him?!
Nico: Lola, it's obvious that you girls are about get very pissed. So, how about the 11 of you go out into the park to cool off? Consider that my last order. At least for now.
Scrapper: That means you too, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Well okay. I am worried about what Dark Luan is gonna do if we don't stop her.
Me: I know buddy but you and everyone did a great job.
Lincoln: Thanks J.D. Can you show us the park here on the Tree?
Me: Sure thing. Be right back guys.
Nico: Okay.
I took the Loud Kids minus Laney to the park on our tree and we took the elevator to it and got there. What we saw was incredible. It was a beautiful garden park with loads of flowers, trees, animals, birds and melodious and beautiful music was playing.
Lori: Oh wow! This is literally amazing!
Leni: This is our estate park? It's totes amazing!
Lynn: Wow!
Me: Yep. It came with the estate and the music you're all hearing is of the Harmonizing Heights of Mount Aeris. It was one of the most melodious sounds I've ever heard.
Nerri: Wow. It sure is beautiful.
Me: It sure is Nerri.
Nerri: Welcome back though J.D.
Me: Good to be home.
Lori: This is literally beautiful.
Luna: And very soothing dudes.
Luan: Yeah it sure is.
Lucy Loud: I could get used to this.
Me: You guys relax and calm down okay?
Lori: We will.
They relaxed and enjoyed the harmonious and melodic sights as I went back to the briefing room.
Me: Okay sorry about that.
Nico: That park here in the tree is amazing.
Me: It sure is.
Eddy: (to me) Before we vote, I just want to say that I warned you and Zarya about this leadership debate happening.
G1 Lightspeed: I'm with Eddy on this one.
Me: I know and thank you guys. I took that warning to heart and I greatly appreciate it.
Nico: Okay all those in favor of wanting J.D. back as leader?
They raised their hands and I counted.
Me: 18.
Nico: All oppose?
I counted.
Me: No one.
Nico: Well it's unanimous. You have your leadership back J.D.
Me: Thanks man and it's great to be home.
Nico: Awesome.
Me: I think we can adjourn this meeting.
Vypra: Yep. It's great having you back J.D.
Me: Thanks Vypra.
Back in the park of the World Tree Estate, everyone was relaxing and enjoying the serenity. Star Man came in.
Star Man: Lincoln, you and your sisters can come back in now.
Lincoln: (bitterly) Forget it! If J.D.'s not going to be leader anymore, then me and my sisters aren't going to remain on the team!
Star Man: Guys, J.D. actually is leader again!
Lori: What?! Don't tell me Nico took part in that vote.
Star Man: Hey, Nico and J.D. still have a right to participate in these kinds of votes.
Nerri: Now guys calm down.
Luna: Sorry Nerri.
Lana: I'm not complaining. Nico did a great job and J.D. is our true leader.
Lola: Yeah guys! J.D. has always been there for us and he would never leave us.
Lily: Yeah he was always in contact with us the last 13 days.
Lori: I agree and he literally was proud of us the entire time. So that should be taken into account.
Leni: Besides I'm not upset.
Luan: Me neither. Besides it's fun being here in this park and it's so beautiful and peaceful.
Star Man: It sure is. Wow. J.D. wasn't kidding when he said it's so peaceful and tranquil here.
Lynn: Yeah and it's breathtaking.
The Harmonizing Heights were still playing and it was beautiful.
Lucy Loud: I may like all things dark but this is relaxing.
Lisa Loud: I think so too. It's so beautiful and tranquil.
Lincoln: It sure is.
Star Man: Anyway lets get ready to take the fight to Dark Luan.
Lincoln: Okay!
We later got ready.
Me: Okay guys as you all know I'm back and now the leader again and I apologize to you all for leaving you. But as you all know today is April Fool's Day 2021 and this day has been Hell for mainly Nico's and Lincoln's families. In terms of pranks and all that and people getting hurt. We're going into battle against Luan's Dark Side and we call her Dark Luan. Lets wait till everyone gets here.
Jet, Mr. Mittens, Puff, Zzzax, Beast Man, Fixer, Kyd Wykkyd and Tar Pit then appeared.
Jet: Can me, Mr. Mittens, Puff, Zzzax, Beast Man, Fixer, Kyd Wykkyd, and Tar Pit help you guys out in case Dark Luan pulls something?
Me: You all sure can.
Kyd: We heard that you're back as leader now.
Me: Yep.
Mr. Mittens: Welcome back J.D.
Me: Thanks Mr. Mittens. It's great to be back.
Lori and the Loud Kids came back.
Me: Hey guys. How did you like the park?
Lori: It was literally amazing.
Lana: Yeah and so beautiful.
Lola: Yeah and the Harmonizing Heights was awesome!
Lily: And so melodious.
Me: Glad you all liked it.
Silverstream: The Harmonizing Heights are so soothing and peaceful. They can quell even the worst of tempers.
Lori: They sure can. We're literally sorry we got mad at you J.D.
Me: Ah it's all right Lori. You guys were upset because Nico was doing a better job as Leader. I completely respect how you feel about that. But I'm proud of all of you for doing a great job.
Nico: Thanks J.D. Next time lets ALL participate in the Ridonculous Race.
Me: Don is gonna be looking into that.
Nico: Cool.
Me: Now guys I know that this day has been Hell for you all and Nico's family and I remember hearing about it all since I first moved to Michigan, but this is gonna be Luan's Dark Side we're facing. She separated from Luan when she got her powers from Sulis, the Goddess of Light in Celtic Myth. We have to be careful when we're facing her.
Luan: That's right. She is me but her pranks are weapons of pain and torture and we're not gonna let her get away with all the pain she caused.
Nico: That's right!
Me: Yep. And those pranks were ferocious and deadly.
Hood Sickle: We may not have to faced Dark Luan. Not if we approach this the right way.
Leni: Meaning?
Hood Sickle: Use your head, Leni. The Moon Prison is full of guards, armed for combat. The minute Dark Luan tries to pull a prank, they'll kill her for us. Problem solved.
Me: Hood Sickle no. We have to approach Dark Luan very cautiously.
Laney: That's right. Take it from me and experiences when dealing with this.
Twilight Sparkle: What do you mean Laney?
Laney: I had to use Anti-April Fools Day Contingency Plans to counter all of Luan's pranks before.
Me: She sure did.
I went over everything Laney used to combat Luan's pranks and Connor's pranks in chapters 12, 18, 39 and 1023. When I was finished Twilight and the girls were all amazed.
Twilight Sparkle: Wow! You really outsmarted her every time.
Laney: One of the big lessons I've learned from her pranks is to always be prepared for anything that comes your way.
Nico: I was really impressed when she made all those countermeasures against her.
Sunset Shimmer: They are great countermeasures.
Varie: They sure were.
Me: Yep. And we were most impressed of all when Laney outsmarted Luan during the Body Double Switch Incident.
Laney: Yep that was pure genius.
Lisa Loud: Indeed it was Laney.
Sugarcoat: Wow. Very smart thinking.
Lola: Yep. That's our resident bookworm.
Laney: Thanks guys.
Me: Anyway lets get over to the Moon Prison.
We teleported to the Moon.
We arrived in the Moon Prison.
Me: Here we are guys.
Nico: Oh man. Where is Dark Luan's cell?
Me: Down in the supermax section. Follow me.
We went down the hall of cells.
Puff: Okay. Once we find Dark Luan's corpse, we need to get rid of it as quickly as possible. No trace of it can be allowed to remain.
Me: If she is dead. But chances are she won't be dead. Dark Luan is not the kind of person or monster to give up without a fight.
Luan: Yeah and she may be me and the very essence of my evil but she has to be transferred to another prison.
Me: And I got just the one. The Pluto Prison and she will be put in a crystal like all the other dark sides.
Eli: Good idea. (Gasp) Extendo boxing glove incoming!
We ducked as it was about to hit us.
Me: Nice try Dark Luan!
Nunnally: Great call Eli.
Eli: Thanks.
We continued walking down the hall of the prison to the Maximum Security Level and we saw numerous banana peels all over the floor.
Me: Banana peels? That gag is too old.
Nico: No kidding.
Jake Spidermonkey: What a waste of good bananas.
Jake picked up all the banana peels.
Nico then saw a flamethrower and just as Jake was about to pull on a banana peel attached to a string that fires it, Eli fired a blast of Force Lightning and cut the string.
Me: Whoa! She has Flamethrowers too!?
Eli: This dark version of Luan is like The Joker!
Nico: Maybe. But she didn't kill over 2,000 people.
Laney: That's a relief.
We continued down the hall and we saw a massive number of cups and they were full of nuclear hot and spicy hot sauce.
Me: Cups full of Hot Sauce? This is my kind of prank.
I picked up all the cups full of hot sauce and drank them and my fire aura exploded out and it was 1,000 Decillion times more powerful than ever.
Nico: Whoa! J.D. is gonna be feeling that.
Lola: Yeah.
Laney: That must be really spicy stuff.
Lynn: Yeah.
I drank all the hot sauce and it was good and intense.
Lemon Zest: J.D. has one strong mouth and stomach.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Ahh. Good hot sauce but nice try Dark Luan.
We continued down the hall.
Headstrong: I never thought we'd have a mission in the Moon Prison.
Me: We've had a couple of them before. Remember Gisele Razor?
Ra's: Yes I remember her.
Me: Hard to imagine that she would snap over the last tator tot.
Nico: No kidding.
Beast Man: I remember that Baddrah and Evil Lyn were sent here before.
Me: Yep. That feels like yesterday and Kendra Daniels was sent here.
Hunter: (German Accent) Ja und it was great you spared her after she helped us.
Me: That shows that she has honor in her heart.
Laney: Also Ra's was sent here ages ago.
Ra's: That's right and it was good food here in the prison and the view of Earth was amazing.
Nico: It sure is beautiful from here.
Lana: Lets not forget that Eustace was busted out of here by the Queen of The Black Puddle.
Bai Tza: I remember that. That was weird how she got up here like that.
Francesca: Yeah it was interesting to hear about that.
Courage: It sure was. I'll never forget hearing about that.
Francesca: Me neither.
Nico: Lots of amazing adventures. But Dark Luan's pranks are awful.
Connor Chan: Worse than mine.
Clown Man: I'd like to see Dark Luan try to prank me!
Me: Hold it!
We stopped and we saw in front of us a huge swimming pool.
Varie: A swimming pool?
Maria: This is gonna be easy.
Me: No Maria! Take a closer look at the water.
We saw that the entire swimming pool was full of jellyfish and they were surging with electricity!
Nico: It's full of jellyfish!
Olga Orromov: My kind of place to swim.
Nico: Dark Luan put a pool full of jellyfish in here!? She is REALLY crazy!
Me: I think I know what to do with this one.
I snapped my fingers and beamed the Sore Losers and Billy McLean over to us and they were over the pool. They fell in and got stung and zapped all over with incredible ferocity!
ZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
They were screaming in excruciating pain as they were getting zapped and stung all over.
Vince: OOH!
Laney: YIKES!
Lana: That's gotta hurt!
Nico: Nice one!
Me: Yeah.
Gwen: This is so therapeutic.
Leshawna: Take that you sons of bitches.
Sammy: Yeah you losers!
We walked around the pool and went down the hall as we left the sore losers to get stung to death or burned all over.
Eli: Those sore freaks are gonna be feeling that in the morning.
Me: If they survive.
Fixer: I thought the guards were trained to deal with prisoners if they attempted to escape.
Me: They are trained. But apparently they have some form of vulnerability.
Eli: I sense a huge mischievous force with Dark Luan and it might have helped her get out and cause all this.
Superman: I have a feeling it's the 5th Dimensional Prankster, Mr. Mxyzptlk.
Me: I've heard of him.
Nico: That mischievous prankster from the 5th Dimension? Oh man he is so funny.
Laney: He is hilarious.
Luan: And I love all his pranks.
Eddy: They are awesome!
We then saw a bunch of fish on the ground.
Mr. Mittens: Yummy! There's fish on the ground!
Eli: Mr. Mittens wait!
Eli used the Force and then there were loud clangs and we saw the the fish were on lots of bear traps!
Nico: Bear traps!
Mr. Mittens: Whoa! Thanks Eli!
Lola: We step on those and our legs would get broken.
Nicole: Yeah remember how we found Marina?
Me: That would hurt.
Varie: Ouch.
We walked pass the bear traps and went further down the hallway.
Charge Man: Is that the best Dark Luan can throw at us?!
Me: I thing she's just getting started and I have a feeling that we're getting close.
Nico: Yeah.
Eli: I sense that she is right in there.
Eli pointed to a room and we went into it and we saw a chair with its back turned at us.
Dark Luan: Welcome everyone.
She spun around and had a cat in her lap.
Dark Luan: Welcome Team Loud Phoenix Storm. I have been expecting you.
Luke Skywalker: And I thought Palpatine was the only one who said that.
Me: Your pranks were impressive Dark Luan.
Luan: But you have gone too far with them!
Dark Luan: I'm impressed that you all got passed them and managed to come this far. You continue to amaze me even after I've been in here for the last 4 years.
Lola: You are a monster Dark Luan.
Luan: Yeah and you've tormented us for the last time!
Me: But we did use your Jellyfish Pool as a trap for the Sore Losers and Billy McLean.
Tar Pit: You've got no more pranks left!
Dark Luan: (chuckles) Oh, really? (presses button)
She fired mace balls at us!
Me: HIT THE DECK!
We ducked and Eli used the Force and Dark Luan gasped.
Eli: Catch!
Eli sent them back and one of them hit Dark Luan in the face.
CLANG!
Nico: OOH! That's gonna leave a mark!
Me: Ouch!
Luan: That one Maces you up! (Laughs) Get it?
We laughed at that one!
Eli: (Laughs) Good one!
Eddy: (Laughs) That was a good one!
Napalm Man: is that all you got?!
Dark Luan: (laughs) I'm just getting started!
Me: And so am I!
Dark Luan: I heard you just got done with The Ridonculous Race.
Me: Yeah I sure did. Awesome adventure around the world.
Dark Luan: Then how do you like Spain's running of the Bull?
She had a mad Texas Longhorn cow with her!
Me: Ooh!
I spun around and I was in a Matador Costume.
Me: This is gonna be fun.
I pulled out a red cape and the bull charged and I pulled back and spun around.
Everyone: OLE!
Me: (Spanish Accent) Ha ha! Come on El Toro!
I did a Matador trick and made the bull tired and knocked it down and then I did a Popeye trick and turned the bull into many meats.
Nico: OLE!
Eli: Yeah!
Applejack: Awesome Bullfighting!
Me: Thanks.
Dark Luan: I thought you all would've been able to defeat me by now. Just admit it. Nico's leadership has made you all soft! (presses another button)
Kyd: I'll teleport us out of the way of whatever's coming next!
She had a huge pie cannon and cake cannon ready to fire!
Nico: INCOMING!
She fired the pies and cakes and Pinkie Pie and Mary ate them as they were flying,
Me: My turn!
I fired waves of fruit and vegetables and they smashed Dark Luan in the face and covered her all over.
Me: You vegeta-believe it!
Luan: (Laughs) Good one J.D.!
Eddy: (Laughs) That was funny!
Lemon Zest: Hey, Dark Luan! (gives her the middle finger)
Dark Luan: (GASP) (FEROCIOUS GROWLING)
She charged at Lemon Zest roaring at the top of her lungs in extreme rage and then...
KROW!
Lemon Zest kicked her in the face and sent her crashing into the a pile of cow manure!
SPLAT!
Nico: OOH! That one Stinks! (Rimshot)
We laughed some more!
Muscle Man: You want pranks? I'll give you pranks! (walks up to Dark Luan)
Motormaster: Muscle Man's a goner.
Me: Oh boy.
Benson: Relax guys. Muscle Man is the greatest prankster in the Park.
Muscle Man got behind Dark Luan and put water balloons full of hot sauce in her underwear and popped them and they burned her all over and then he shoved a pie with ghost chilies in it into her face and burned her all over.
Me: NICE!
Mordecai: Way to go Muscle Man!
Muscle Man: You know who else loves good pranks? MY MOM!
Zzzax: (gives Dark Luan a piece of paper) Can you read what's on this piece of paper?
Dark Luan: (reads what's on the paper) "Lori, Lola, and Lynn are ugly."
Zzzax: Ha! Checkmate!
Lori: WHAT DID YOU CALL US!?
Lynn: YOU ROTTEN BITCH!
Lola: (BURSTS INTO FLAMES) NO ONE CALLS US UGLY AND LIVES!
They dogpiled onto Dark Luan and beat the living shit out of her all over!
Me: Nice one Zzzax!
Eli: Yeah!
Dark Spicer, Chemistro, Copperhead, Mojo Jojo, Goliath, Anti-Wanda, Cavalier and Box Ghost appeared.
Me: Dark Spicer, Chemistro, Copperhead, Mojo Jojo, Goliath, Anti-Wanda, Cavalier and Box Ghost.
Box Ghost: I am the Box Ghost! BEWARE!
Mojo Jojo: It sure looks like you all went through a lot.
Dark Spicer: (to Luan) Here's your warning: Your ass is about to be kicked!
Luan: Not if I kick yours first peebrain!
Me: Thanks for being there for the meeting Dark.
Dark Spicer: Anytime J.D. and it's great to have you back as leader.
Mojo Jojo: Indeed and Nico was doing a really good job as leader. Where as I, Mojo Jojo would make a great leader for Vypra should she have gone on vacation.
Dark Spicer: You would make a great second in command Mojo.
Blossom: He sure would.
Buttercup: That's our number 1 archnemesis.
Copperhead then sensed something.
Copperhead: Alright! Come out! I know you're here!
Mojo: Who are you talking to?
Chemistro: Yeah. There's no one here but us and Dark Luan.
POOF!
A figure came out and it was MR. MXYZPTLK!
Mister Mxyzptlk is a antagonist of Superman comics and media. He is a classic example of a trickster villain; unlike many of Superman's enemies, he does not seek conquest or ruin - he just wants to mess with Superman for amusement as well as teach lessons to others, albeit in the manner of a trickster-god. He served as the main antagonist in What Ever Happened To The Man Of Tomorrow and Supergirl: Cosmic Adventures in the 8th Grade.
In the TV show Superboy, he was played by the late Michael J. Pollard.
In Superman: The Animated Series, he was voiced by Gilbert Gottfried, who also voices Iago from Disney's Aladdin.
Mister Mxyzptlk is a trouble-making imp from the Fifth Dimension who has been harassing Superman since the early days for no reason other than boredom and slight malice - his actions often get him arrested and set to trial in his own dimension but he continues to return since punishment doesn't really affect a being like Mxyzptlk - who can just as easily escape any imprisonment or sentence he may have had imposed on himself.
Superman first met Mxyzptlk when he appeared in Metropolis as the charismatic Ben DeRoy. Mr. Mxyzptlk once forced Superman and The Flash (Wally West) into a race that The Flash won. Mr. Mxyzptlk encountered Lex Luthor and learned the concept of how to lie. Later, Mr Mxyzptlk supplied Luthor with red kryptonite which made Superman's powers disappear, but Luthor violated Mr. Mxyzptlk's conditions and so Superman regained his powers. Mxyzptlk appeared in Metropolis and tried granting a wish to everybody in the city. He even tried, albeit unsuccessful at the time, to reunite Superman and Lois Lane.
There is a time when even a trickster is out-tricked. Mxyzptlk paid a visit to the insane Clown Prince of Crime, The Joker, at his cell in Arkham Asylum. He toyed with the notion of setting the Joker free with 1% of his power and watch Superman and Batman dance to his tune. Smarter than he may have seemed to Mxyzptlk, the Joker tricked Mxyzptlk into revealing his imp name and gained power over him. He took 99% of Mxzyptlk's power and used it to proclaim himself Emperor of a world he reshaped in his image. Superman, finding the flaw in his twisted logic realized that to the Joker, his existence is nothing without Batman. He couldn't even erase his own memories of the Dark Knight and therefore his reality was thwarted and Mxyzptlk was able to reign his powers back in and return to the 5th Dimension
Mxy has done many other things and he got bored of tormenting humans and other beings weaker than him, so when he found Superman, he was thrilled.
Me: Mr. Mxyzptlk in the flesh!
Mr. Mxyzptlk: (Voice sounds like Gilbert Gottfried) That's right J.D. and may I say that it's an honor to meet you. (Extends hand) Put her there.
We shook hands and then...
ZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
He electrocuted me with a Joy Buzzer.
Me: (Laughs) That was a good one!
Luan: Classic!
Me: But you are so funny!
Nico: He sure is!
Me: Yeah! (Laughs) Wait! You're the one that sent those Magic Boomerangs to the Loud's!
Mr. Mxyzptlk: That's right! I knew you would figure that out.
Nico: I had a feeling that it was your work.
Eli: You got to admit though, that was funny.
Lana: It sure was funny.
Lily: Yeah it was!
Me: I take it April Fools Day is your favorite holiday?
Mr. Mxyzptlk: You bet it is and aside from Superman you are the only ones who like all my pranks.
Me: Well you're one of the funny villains that cracks us all up.
Varie: And you are so funny. Unlike Dark Luan.
Laney: Yeah she is NOT funny.
Lucy Loud: No she isn't.
Rainbow Dash: No she isn't. I may be a prankster myself but I would never use pranks to hurt people.
Mr. Mxyzptlk: I agree. Thank you all.
Me: You're welcome.
Dark Spicer: I got two new aliens to show you. You are gonna see 2 of my Ultimate Forms.
He activated his first Ultimate Form and it was an evolved version of Burnswamp. Except he was red and black and he looked like Ultimate Swampfire and he had spines on his back and had flames on his face and back and they smelled horrible!
Ultimate Burnswamp: Meet... Ultimate Burnswamp!
Francis: It's about time we get to see Ultimate Burnswamp!
Ultimate Burnswamp: Well, I can guarantee that this was worth the wait! (fires a massive blast of fire at Francis)
Francis fired a blast of fire and the blasts collided and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
When the smoke cleared both were still standing.
Shanan: Wow! Not bad for your first time using an Evolved Methanosian Hybrid.
Dark reverted back.
Dark Spicer: Thanks Shanan.
Me: I have a feeling I know what's coming next.
Dark Spicer: Yep.
He turned into his next Ultimate Form and it was an evolved version of Deafblast. He looked like Ultimate Echo-Echo except he had blades on his arms and had more speakers and amplifiers all over his body and he was orange and had antennas on his shoulders and arms and head.
Ultimate Deafblast: (Techno Voice) Say hello to Ultimate Deafblast!
Silver Banshee: (Scottish Accent) That's probably one of your most powerful Ultimate Forms.
Ultimate Deafblast: I agree with you on that one. (fires a powerful sonic sound blast at Silver Banshee)
Silver Banshee fired a sound blast and we covered our ears and the sound blasted collided and exploded and we were nearly blown back from a massive loud sonic boom!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
When the smoke cleared they were still standing.
Me: WHOA! That was loud!
Shanan: That is impressive power for an Evolved Sonorosian Hybrid.
Maria: An awesome power for an evolved take on a cute creature.
May: Yeah.
Dark Spicer reverted back.
A figure came out and it was FORTISSIMODO back for round 2!
Tommy Oliver: Fortissimodo!
Me: Back for round 2.
Fortissimodo: Yep.
Laney: This is gonna be good.
Fortissimodo: Before I fight you Rangers, do any of you play the piano?
They looked at each other.
Tommy Oliver: I don't think any of us do.
Me: I don't remember seeing them do that.
Nico: Me neither.
Fortissimodo: Darn.
Me: Anyway lets get it on.
Fortissimodo: Awesome! Great to have you back J.D.
Me: Thanks. This is gonna be awesome. Maybe next time we can make up for my usual battle with Lord Drakkon.
Dark Spicer: Good idea.
We went at them and Ben turned into Ultimate Swampfire.
Battle 1: Eddy, Ben as Ultimate Swampfire, Twilight Sparkle, Joe Shimamura, Star Man and Flash Man VS Dark Spicer
Dark Spicer was first.
Dark Spicer: (to Eddy) So, you've fought this psycho version of Luan before?
Eddy: We sure did and she was a monster.
Ultimate Swampfire: She was a monster and she was the driving force behind all of Luan's evil pranks and she lashes out with them because a bully from her past picked on her and hurt her.
Dark Spicer: Oh man! What is her name?
Eddy: Abigail Sanchez. She hates Luan with a vengeance and we got her expelled and sent to prison.
Twilight Sparkle: Geez! I hope she learns from all this.
Joe Shimamura: That her actions can have consequeses.
Star Man: You said it.
Flash Man: Yep.
Dark Spicer: Good and I hope she learns her lesson.
Eddy: One can hope. Lets do it!
They went at him and Dark Spicer fired his blaster and they dodged the blasts and Star Man and Flash Man fired blasts of stars and light and they hit Dark Spicer all over.
Eddy, Ben as Ultimate Swampfire, Twilight Sparkle, Joe Shimamura, Star Man and Flash Man: STAR PLANET STYLE FORMATION ART: VEGANUEL STARSTORM BLAST!
They fired waves of stars and energy and they formed into stars and smashed into Dark Spicer and knocked him down.
Eddy: CHACHING! We're in the win boys!
Twilight Sparkle: YEAH!
Battle 2: Tea Gardner, Sunset Shimmer, Jet Link, Sena, Hood Sickle and Cuckoo Clocker VS Nathan Prince A.K.A. Copperhead
Copperhead was next.
Copperhead: (to Tea Gardner) We're gonna have to let Mister Mxyzptlk go. No way in Hell are we messing with a 5th dimensional imp!
Tea Gardner: I agree. But he is really funny.
Sunset Shimmer: He sure is and he is one of the villains that literally cracks us up.
Jet Link: He sure does.
Copperhead: He is really funny. I didn't expect him to release Dark Luan for April Fools Day.
Sena: None of us did but I also think he is also responsible for sending those magic boomerangs to the estate and turning the Loud Kids into some people they are not.
Hood Sickle: I think so too.
Cuckoo Clocker: I have that feeling too.
Copperhead: Me too. Lets do it!
He spit venom at them and they went at him.
Hood Sickle and Cuckoo Clocker punched and slashed at him and knocked him down.
Tea Gardner, Sunset Shimmer, Jet Link, Sena, Hood Sickle and Cuckoo Clocker: PHOENIX SUNSET STYLE FORMATION ART: AMBER GLOW FIRESTORM!
They fired waves of fire and sunlight and smashed him down.
Tea Gardner: YEAH!
Sunset Shimmer: AWESOME!
Sena: That was great!
Battle 3: Jaune Arc, Rainbow Dash, Françoise, Headstrong and Tantrum VS Mojo Jojo
Mojo Jojo was next.
Mojo: (to Jaune) You're going to think I'm crazy but- (sighs)- I think the Rowdyruff Boys should join the Masters of Evil.
Jaune: That would be crazy. But they would be good members.
Rainbow Dash: Who are the Rowdyruff Boys?
Mojo: They are boys I made to help me destroy the Powerpuff Girls.
He went over their history.
The Rowdyruff Boys (named Brick, Boomer and Butch) are major antagonists in the Powerpuff Girls franchise and the male but wicked counterparts and evil biological counterparts of The Powerpuff Girls created by Mojo Jojo and, after their death, they were resurrected by HIM. They are 3 to 5 year-old bullies, with powers stronger and better then the girls, but very easily targeted weaknesses. Eventually, these ruffian kids made their lives' mission to kill (not just to defeat) Powerpuff Girls, and Powerpuff Girls, in turn, resorts to rid of these thuggish boys from life.
Because these boys possess powers greater than Powerpuff Girls, the Girls must bring out their all to have fighting chances against them (when fighting them, Buttercup who is well-known for all muscle and very little tact, actually discusses about strategy against Rowdyruffs). Whenever these two sides clash, collateral damages of immense proportion befall Townsville.
Brick and Boomer were voiced by Rob Paulsen, and Butch was voiced by Roger L. Jackson who also voiced Mojo Jojo in the same series.
Brick
Brick, nicknamed the King of Crushing, is the redheaded leader of the Rowdyruff Boys. He is the oldest of his younger brothers. He has a red hat and is the bossy, stuck up member of the team, as well as the brainiest out of all the Rowdyruff Boys, all of which is similar to Blossom, the leader of the Powerpuff Girls. Violent and cocky, his hatred for Blossom is what spurs Brick on throughout the show. In his 1st fight with Blossom, he mocked her repeatedly, calling her a sissy and expecting her to cry in pain when she gets hit.
Boomer
Boomer, nicknamed the Dumber Than The Dumbest, is the dumb blonde and big mouth of the team, similar to Bubbles, his counterpart. He is the blue one. He is the dummy of the team and is always picked on by others due to being the youngest, especially his older brothers. His official special power is lightning control. Like his brothers, he is also sly and cool.
Butch
Butch, nicknamed the Baron of Berserk, is a black-haired tough boy, the middle brother, and sociopath. He is reckless and enjoys fighting more than anything else, like Buttercup. While all three boys love to cause havoc, Butch seems to enjoy it the most. Often, he is the most caring but unlike his female counterpart sometimes, he'll be itching just to get out and do anything destructive. Butch seems to be a version of Buttercup that had all her battlelust and none of her conscience. He has a tendency to twitch when he gets particularly excited.
Ultimate Fate
After the Rowdyruff Boys' final appearance in the episode "Custody Battle", it is unknown what happened to them afterwards. It could be possible that they were simply defeated by the Powerpuffs off-screen or they just left Townsville, and forgot all about destroying the girls, and never returned. However, it is highly unlikely that the girls would've defeated them because, in all of the boys' battle encounters with the girls, the girls were unable to defeat them. Plus the boys wouldn't likely rest until the girls are destroyed for good. The girls relied on other methods to "beat" them such as in "The Rowdyruff Boys", when the girls flirted with them and kissed them on the cheek which destroyed the boys. Or in "Boy Toys" when the girls used Princess' plane, boat, and tank and the boys' natural love of violence against them, which resulted in the boys playing with and destroying Princess' mobile weapons. The boys had so much fun that they laughed to the point where they could not move anymore and so the girls had used their knowledge of the boys to "defeat them".
In "The Boys Are Back In Town", the girls embarrassed them and threatened their masculinity which caused HIM to angrily come and fetch them. In all of these fights, the boys were never actually defeated by the girls. The flashback from "The City of Clipsville" is considered non-canon, as Buttercup pointed out how dumb the flashback was and how it turned out. It should also be noted that in all of their fights against the girls, they were never exhausted or worn out. However, it is possible that the girls found a way to defeat the boys for good if another episode was made, since they didn't appear in the specials or the series finale. This could mean the Rowdyruff Boys were killed for good off-screen by the girls if the original series continued.
Jaune: Wow! I guess that saying "What Are Little Boys Made Of?" Is true.
Françoise: I thought that was just a myth. But it is really true.
Headstrong: But it is a clever method.
Tantrum: It sure is.
Jaune: No kidding.
Mojo: Yeah and Him stole my creation where I, Mojo Jojo am the TRUE creator of the Rowdyruff Boys!
Jaune: When we kill Him in the future we'll make sure you get that custody back.
Mojo: Thank you. Lets do it!
Mojo pulled out a blaster and fired at them and they dodged the blasts and Headstrong and Tantrum smashed him down.
Jaune Arc, Rainbow Dash, Françoise, Headstrong and Tantrum: RAINBOW SWORD STYLE NINJA ART: PRISM SWORD SLASH STORM!
They formed rainbow swords and slashed at Mojo and knocked him down.
Jaune: That is victory!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Battle 4: Matau, Fluttershy, Albert Heinrich, Clown Man and Frost Man VS Chemistro
Chemistro was next.
Chemistro: (to Matau) Personally, I don't mind who's leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Matau: Me neither. I think both J.D. and Nico do great jobs as leaders of the team.
Fluttershy: I do too. Nico did just as good a job as J.D. did.
Albert Heinrich: I most agree.
Clown Man: Me too.
Frost Man: I agree.
Chemistro: I agree too. Lets do it!
He fired blasts of sulfuric acid and they dodged the blasts and Clown Man and Frost Man blasted and pulverized him all over.
Matau, Fluttershy, Albert Heinrich, Clown Man and Frost Man: WIND NATURE STYLE FORMATION ART: FURIOUS BIRD SWARM!
They fired waves of wind and fire and it formed into a swarm of birds and they hit Chemistro and knocked him down.
Matau: That was great!
Fluttershy: Yeah!
Battle 5: Whenua, Pinkie Pie, Geronimo Jr., Gyro Man and Charge Man VS Goliath
Goliath was next.
Goliath: (to Whenua) What kind of pranks did Dark Luan pull on you?
Whenua: She tried to blast us with flamethrowers, electrocute us with a pull full of jellyfish, snip our legs off with bear traps, trample us with a bull, smash us with mace balls and more.
Pinkie Pie: And they were not funny!
Geronimo Jr.: No they weren't.
Gyro Man: I like good pranks but those pranks are weapons of murder!
Charge Man: Yeah! J.D. told us all about the pranks that happened and they were horrible.
Goliath: I bet they were. I'm sorry that the Loud's and everyone went through all that. Lets do it!
Goliath grew and smashed the ground and they dodged the ground upheaval and went at them and Gyro Man and Charge Man blasted and smashed him all over.
Whenua, Pinkie Pie, Geronimo Jr., Gyro Man and Charge Man: EARTH CONFETTI STYLE FORMATION ART: SMASHING PARTY DRAGON!
They fired a blast of earth and confetti and it formed into a dragon and smashed Goliath down!
Whenua: All right!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Battle 6: Loni, Applejack, Chang Chengku, Rai, Napalm Man and Crystal Man VS Anti-Wanda
Anti-Wanda was next.
Anti-Wanda: (to Loni) And I thought my fellow Anti-Fairies on Friday the 13th were bad!
Loni: But Dark Luan's pranks are worse. But thank goodness Lane doesn't do pranks like that anymore.
Applejack: Yeah and Rainbow Dash's pranks were nowhere near as bad as Dark Luan's.
Chang: Thank goodness for that. Dark Luan's pranks are worst.
Rai: They sure are and they are bad news.
Napalm Man: Yeah they sure are.
Crystal Man: Yep.
Anti-Wanda: Indeed y'all. Lets do it!
She turned into a bulldozer and went at them and Napalm Man and Crystal Man blasted her all over.
Loni, Applejack, Chang Chengku, Rai, Napalm Man and Crystal Man: GRAVITY APPLE SMASH STYLE FORMATION ART: SMASHING APPLE PULVERIZER!
They fired waves of apples and gravity and smashed Anti-Wanda down!
Loni: Totes fun!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was awesome!
Battle 7: Luke Loud, Rarity, Sir Great Britain, Sugarcoat and Lemon Zest VS Cavalier
Cavalier was next.
Cavalier: (to Luke) This is the first time we've battled in the Moon Prison.
Luke Loud: 3rd time for us. The 1st time was with a monster inmate named Gisele Razor. Second was with the Queen of The Black Puddle that Bai Tza, Lincoln, Laney and Lana faced with Francesca and Courage and then now.
Rarity: Wow. That must've been really awful.
Luke Loud: I wasn't here with my brothers and team.
Sir Great Britain: But that really was bad.
Sugarcoat: No kidding.
Lemon Zest: Yeah.
Cavalier: Wow. That was crazy. Lets get it on shall we?
Cavalier pulled out a white glove and slapped Luke.
Luke Loud: I accept your challenge.
He made a sword of water and they clashed.
Sugarcoat and Lemon Zest clashed all over the place with him too.
Luke Loud, Rarity, Sir Great Britain, Sugarcoat and Lemon Zest: MAELSTROM JEWEL STYLE FORMATION ART: WHIRLPOOL OF SAPPHIRE FIRE!
They fired waves of jewels and water and it formed into a jewel maelstrom and knocked Cavalier down.
Luke: All right!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Battle 8: Omi, Starlight Glimmer, Pyunma, Xerneas, Onslaught and Motormaster VS Box Ghost
Box Ghost was next.
Box Ghost: (to Omi) At least Dark Luan didn't escape to Earth.
Omi: (Tibetan Accent) And thank goodness for that or we would REALLY be asking for it.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah I like good jokes but these are not jokes. They are weapons of murder.
Pyunma: I was just about to say the exact same thing.
Xerneas: Me too. Dark Luan has no love for anyone and J.D. was not kidding when he said that Dark Luan was that dangerous.
Onslaught: Yeah no kidding.
Motormaster: But thank goodness we're going to stop her for good.
Box Ghost: We sure do. Lets do it!
He fired waves of boxes and they dodged the blasts and Onslaught and Motormaster smashed and blasted him all over.
Omi, Starlight Glimmer, Pyunma, Xerneas, Onslaught and Motormaster: MAELSTROM STARSTORM STYLE FORMATION ART: STELLAR OCEAN BLAST!
They fired waves of stars and water and knocked him down.
Omi: A most amazing victory!
Starlight Glimmer: Yes it is!
Battle 9: Zeo, Megaforce, Laney, Lola, Lily and Sakura Avalon VS Fortissimodo
Fortissimodo was next.
Roll Call Team: "It's Morphin Time!"
Katherine: "Zeo Ranger I Pink!"
Tanya: "Zeo Ranger II Yellow!"
Rocky: "Zeo Ranger III Blue!"
Adam: "Zeo Ranger IV Green!"
Tommy: "Zeo Ranger V Red!"
Jason: "Gold Ranger Power!"
All: "Power Rangers Zeo!"
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
Troy Burrows: Lets do it!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ZEO!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Zeo Rangers too!
Sakura Avalon: So awesome!
Lily: It sure is.
Laney: Lets get him!
Zeo, Megaforce, Laney, Lola, Lily and Sakura Avalon: ZEO CLOW STYLE FORMATION ART: MAGIC ZEO ULTRABLAST!
They fired a massive blast of energy and elements and it hit Fortissimodo and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Tommy Oliver: Lets hit him with the Zeo Cannon!
The Rangers summoned and charged up the Zeo Cannon and they fired it and the blasts hit Fortissimodo and exploded and sent him flying and he exploded in a massive explosion.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
Sakura Avalon: YEAH! Like Nico says, Fortissimodo, you have failed this universe again!
Lily: Yeah he has!
Troy Burrows: That's a super mega win!
Dark Luan was next.
We regrouped and we were facing her.
Me: I am back in action!
Giggles: Sorry, Dark Luan. But the joke is on you!
Nico: And you will never torment others like you did before!
Me: That's right!
Eli: It's Buttkicking Time!
We cracked our knuckles.
Me: Lets get her!
Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
We went at her and smashed and pulverized her all over!
Takinom blasted and smashed Dark Luan all over.
Ed Cowart: EAT DIRT NEFARIOUS PRANKSTER OF THE NETHERWORLD! (BLASTS DARK LUAN ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Earthworm Jim: EAT DIRT MERCILESS JESTER OF DEATH! (BLASTS DARK LUAN ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lincoln: LIGHTNING PRANK STYLE: JOY BUZZERMANIA!
Jessica: STING PRANK STYLE: MOUSE TRAP STINGER!
Mai Shiranui: FIRE PRANK STYLE: EXPLODING CIGARETTE MEGA BLAST!
Entrapta: TECH PRANK STYLE: EXPLODING PEN INK BLAST!
Perfuma: NATURE PRANK STYLE: SQUIRTING ROSE!
Frosta: ICE PRANK STYLE: SUBZERO BELCHING POWDER!
Nanami: WATER PRANK STYLE: SQUIRTING KETCHUP!
Yuna: WATER PRANK STYLE: SQUIRTING LIGHTER!
Shantae: MAGIC PRANK STYLE: DISAPPEARING INK SPLASH!
Pinkie Pie: COMEDY PRANK STYLE: FAKE BEER SPLASH!
Hilda: (British Accent) LIGHT PRANK STYLE: FAKE BEER SPLASH!
Luan: LIGHT COMEDY STYLE: SHINING ITCH POWDER!
Eddy: COMEDY PRANK STYLE: WHOOPEE CUSHIONMANIA!
George Beard: PRANK STYLE: STICKY COIN MAYHEM!
Harold Hutchins: PRANK STYLE: JUMPING CANDYMANIA!
Aylene C.: DINO PRANK STYLE: JURASSIC CARPARK!
Brain Freezer: ICE PRANK STYLE: ICE DOWN THE BACK!
They fired blasts of elements and they formed into funny pranks and smashed and pulverized her all over and really made her laugh insanely!
Lightspeed, Kumiko, Scrapper and Littlefoot all used the Earth and Animatron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Lightspeed's proton rifle, Kumiko's cherry blossom powers, Scrapper's strength and Littlefoot's tree star powers 100-fold.
Scrapper and Kumiko Albertson: SMASHING CHERRY BLOSSOM PULVERIZER!
G1 Lightspeed and Littlefoot: PROTONIC TREE STAR BLAST!
Scrapper threw a boulder and Kumiko fired waves of cherry blossoms and Lightspeed fired waves of protons and Littlefoot fired waves of Tree Stars.
Me: You've pranked people for far too long Dark Luan!
Giggles: No more!
Eli: Yeah!
Luan, Eddy, Pinkie Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Connor Chan, Giggles, Eli and Taylor (Loud House): PRANKING MAYHEM ULTRABLAST!
Lincoln, Jessica, Mai, Entrapta, Perfuma, Frosta, Nanami, Yuna, Shantae, Pinkie Pie and Hilda: FINAL SMASH: PRANK MAYHEM!
They all fired powerful energy blasts and they formed into funny pranks and smashed her down and all the blasts hit Dark Luan and knocked her down.
Goliath: This was a fun way to spend April Fool's Day.
Anti-Wanda: It sure was.
Cavalier: What shall we do with Dark Luan?
Box Ghost: I say we kill her and dump her body in the ocean!
Me: No guys. It goes against our code. As much as we want to, Dark Luan is the same age as Luan is.
Nico: Dark Luan is only 14 guys.
Me: I have a better idea.
Bobby imprisoned Dark Luan in a yellow crystal and I snapped my fingers and beamed her to the Pluto Prison.
Connor Chan: Good riddance to that monster.
Pinkie Pie: Yep.
Me: Now we can have regular and normal harmless April Fool's days.
Nico: Yep.
FFFFAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTT!
Me: WHOA! Pardon me!
Nico and everyone laughed as Nico pulled out a whoopee cushion.
Nico and everyone: APRIL FOOLS!
Me: (LAUGHS) Good one guys! You got me!
Luan: (Laughs) That was a gas!
We laughed.
Me: (LAUGHS) That was funny! It feels great to be back.
Varie: You said it.
Luan: (To the viewers) HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY EVERYONE!
Me: And safe pranks to you all!
We winked at the camera.
THE END
Another awesome funny chapter done.
Happy April Fools Day everyone. This was an original chapter for April Fools Day. Next Year we'll have a non-combat April Fools Day holiday chapter for it. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Drako1234658 and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Next up is where we meet the Loonatics and we're also gonna be going to church to learn all about Good Friday, the day Jesus Christ made the ultimate sacrifice for the forgiveness of our sins. We're also going to take down one of the enemies of the Loonatics in the 28th Century.
See you all tomorrow.
