At Kellaway's house in Las Vegas, Kellaway was working hard and he was also throwing darts at the Mask and hitting them.
What appears to be me just entered Kellaway's house.
Kellaway: IS there anything you need from me, Nico?
Nico: (smirks) Just your life!
"Nico" suddenly turned into some kind of witch.
Kellaway: Who the Hell are you?!
Witch: It doesn't matter who I am. What matters is that I will be the last person you will ever see!
The Witch summoned some kind of creatures as they approached Kellaway menacingly.
They were bloodthirsty and ready to strike. The camera scanned over to the outside of the building as Kellaway's screams were heard and blood splattered all over the window indicating he was savagely and brutally killed in a horrific manner!
Back in Gotham Royal York, we were showing the Loonatics around the city and it was amazing for them to be there.
Zenet Surrow: (to the Loonatics) Well? Is Gotham Royal York cool or what?
Ace Bunny: It sure is! It's amazing that you all made it into such an amazing city.
Lexi Bunny: And your tree estate is absolutely incredible.
Nico: It sure is. It was thanks to a dream that J.D. had that we made it into a great home and awesome base.
Laney: Yep it's true.
But then Sheila came.
Sheila: Guys!
Me: Sheila what's wrong?
Sheila: Kellaway has been murdered!
We gasped!
Jake Long: Do you need us to come with you to the scene of the crime?
Sheila: Yes please!
We went to his house and we were greeted by a vicious and brutally savage bloodbath! There was blood splattered all over his room and his body was on the floor and was viciously torn to pieces and his organs were thrown all over the place!
Me: Oh good GOD!
Nico: GROSS!
Lola and Lana hurled their guts out all over the place!
Me: This is too savage even for me! Whoever did this REALLY wanted to see him suffer.
May: No kidding! This is horrific!
Girl Jordan: This looks more like Cletus Kasady's work even though he is in the Warp.
Lola: (Groans) It sure looks like it.
Me: Whoever did this was an ABSOLUTE SAVAGE.
Bonecrusher: Okay. Jerk or not, not even he deserved this fate!
Me: No kidding!
Nico: I think you and Eli did this J.D.!
Me: Whoa whoa whoa! Nico lets not jump to conclusions. Sure we wanted him dead but this is too savage and gory even for us.
Eli: Yeah! This was not our doing.
Anakin: They are telling the truth Nico. No way would they do this to someone like Kellaway.
Nico: Oh you're right. Sorry.
Me: No worries. Wait.
I went up to the wall and saw a symbol painted in blood on the wall. It looked like a crescent moon with a circle in it.
Me: This looks like a symbol from long ago.
Jessie K.: It looks like a Symbol from 3rd Millennium B.C.
G1 Scattershot: Nico, there's one other factor you should consider.
Nico: What's that?
G1 Scattershot: If Eli and J.D. did kill Kellaway, they wouldn't leave his body lying around. They would've sent him to the Warp or destroyed his corpse.
Nico: Hmm yeah you're right about that. But his corpse wasn't just destroyed. It was mutilated!
Eli: And that is not our style.
Me: Guys look at this! Whoever the killer was left a pretty ominous calling card.
They saw the symbol on the wall and Cyborg immediately recognized it!
Cyborg: (Gasp) Oh no! That's the Insignia of Krall.
Me: Krall?
Jessie K.: Wasn't he a barbarian warlord that lived over 5,000 years ago?
Cyborg: That's right and he is a monster!
Cyborg told us all about him.
Krall is a barbaric warrior in the Teen Titans series.
Krall is voiced by the late famous actor Michael Clarke Duncan, who also voiced the Kingpin in Spider-Man: The New Animated Series.
Biography
He is a greedy and ambitious warrior who wishes to rule his tribe and have Sarasim at his hand. He freed a Witch and made her do his bidding. Krall wanted the witch to make him a champion. In response, she summoned an army of monsters which were beyond Krall's strength. Cyborg was sent into Krall's time when Krall asked the witch to give him super-strength. Cyborg defeated the monsters and won Sarasim's heart which made him jealous.
Krall took Cyborg to the witch's hideout where she created a portal for Cyborg to go back home. Cyborg refused and learned Krall's true goals. He attacked Cyborg but proved little match for his strength. Krall called the witch to grant him super-strength. The witch had several monsters merge with Krall turning him into a monster. Krall then defeated Cyborg by knocking him off a cliff into the river.
Krall became the leader of the monsters, and lead them to attack Sarasim's village. While the battle was on, Krall fights Sarasim, telling her if he can't be her hero he'll be her destroyer. Cyborg attempted to save her by using his cannon while being pushed away by the monsters but he was interrupted when Raven pulled Cyborg back to his own time. Raven then showed Cyborg a book that was revealed that Sarasim defeated Krall and his army and won the battle, much to Cyborg's relief.
When he was done we were shocked and horrified!
Me: Whoa man!
Nico: He must've been really brutal!
Me: But how do you know him Cyborg? He lived thousands of years ago in the Bronze Age in 3rd Millennium B.C.
Eli: Yeah that is what we want to know.
Cyborg: Because I was accidentally sent back in time.
Me: How did that happen?
Cyborg: I modified the tower and overloaded it and it inadvertently sent me back in time to 5,000 years ago.
Eli: Wow! That's incredible.
Me: Wow.
Sheila: We didn't know that happened to you Cyborg. That must've been a really harrowing adventure.
Cyborg: It was.
Raven: Here's what happened.
Raven told us all about it.
Cyborg has just upgraded Titans Tower with a number of high-tech, but non-essential paraphernalia and is proudly presenting them to his friends when he suddenly vanishes from the face of the Earth with a lightning zap. In fact, Cyborg finds himself stranded 5,000 years before his time, right in the middle of a battle between a barbarian horde and an army of green-glowing slime monsters!
At first all Cyborg wants is to keep out of the way, in fear that any action on his part may alter the future, but when he sees one of the warriors about to be finished by his opposition, he interferes and saves the warrior's life. Subsequently, he ends up defeating all the monsters single-handedly, though the excessive use of his sonic cannon leaves him with little spare power. To top off the night, the warrior he rescued turns out to be a woman by the name of Sarasim, the leader of the barbarian tribe.
Cyborg is welcomed into the tribe with open arms, but he is reluctant to stay, because this is not his time and because he has no means of recharging himself. Not understanding all he says, Sarasim declares Cyborg the champion of her people and gives him a sword as a sign of his status. This happens much to the chagrin of a warrior named Krall, who had repeatedly tried to kill at least one of the monsters but failed miserably. It soon transpires that Krall is in fact the instigator behind the monsters' attack: He had woken a witch from a cursed sleep to use her power to establish himself as the champion of his people. But the witch, unwilling to serve him, has twisted his every command as a subtle way of rebellion against him. It was also her magic that had dragged Cyborg into this time after Krall had ordered her to send him the strength to defeat the monsters. Enraged over his failure, Krall commands the witch to remedy the situation.
The next day, Cyborg unsuccessfully tries to recharge his batteries with a kit-bashed dynamo when Sarasim visits him. She gives him a tour through her village to convince him to stay; Cyborg remains reluctant, but he slowly comes to care for Sarasim and her people. The same evening, the witch's monsters attack, crashing like meteorites inside the village's perimeter. Outnumbered and surprised, the villagers face certain doom until Cyborg breaks the dam which blocks the nearby river, flooding the creatures and dissolving them. Once again he is hailed as the village's hero, but he cannot join their merriment. Once alone, Cyborg is approached by Krall, who takes him to the witch. The witch opens a magical portal which would send Cyborg back to his own time, but just as he prepares to step through, he realizes that Krall is behind the monster attacks and refuses to leave Sarasim to his mercy. Krall attacks him but finds himself outmatched, and asks the witch for more power. The witch responds by having several of her minions merge with Krall, turning him into a monster. With more than enough strength, Krall brings Cyborg down, spears his power cell and casts him into the river to drown. Cyborg reawakens to find Sarasim standing over him and with some of his power restored by a water-driven generator based on his dynamo design. Cyborg loses no time telling her about Krall's treachery, and now fully determined to stay, he helps her people prepare for the upcoming battle.
As night falls, Krall and his army of minions attack the village. While the monsters keep Cyborg busy, Krall singles out Sarasim and mercilessly batters her to the ground. Cyborg activates his sonic cannon and channels all his power into it, but before he can fire the shot, he is pulled back into his own time by Raven's magic. He frantically tries to make her return him, but the magic only worked one way.
Dejected, Cyborg returns to his quarters, where he frames his armor and sword as a lasting memento. Soon, Raven visits him with a book. The volume turns out to be a chronicle about the history of Sarasim's tribe, from which Cyborg learns to his joy and relief that Sarasim had managed to kill Krall after all. He was still remembered by the tribe as their greatest hero: in an accompanying illustration, Cyborg is depicted without his implants and armor, a testimony of the tribe's appreciation of his selfless bravery.
We were amazed.
Me: Wow! Cyborg that is so cool! You've had a tremendous impact in 3rd Millennium B.C. and are a legend.
Laney: That is so awesome.
Lana: Yeah it is!
Lola: Wow!
Nico: Even though it was an accident that is still amazing.
Lily: It sure is! Wow!
Cyborg: Yeah.
We gave Kellaway a good funeral.
Later Maria screamed and came to us.
Maria: Guys, Cyborg's not in his room!
May: And he left a note.
Livewire reads the note.
Livewire: "Dear Team Loud Phoenix Storm. If you're reading this note, that means I've already left for Sarasim's time. I can't let you guys risk your lives to stop Krall. Helping Sarasim kill him is my responsibility. One that I have to do alone. In case I end up dying in this battle, I just want you guys to know that you've all been the best team and friends that I've ever had. Titans Forever! From, Cyborg".
Poromon: (starts to cry) That was really heartwarming!
Me: What the Hell is Cyborg thinking!?
Robin: I thought he learned his lesson the last time he went to challenge a bad guy like this!
Me: Atlas.
Eli: He did this before?
Me: Yeah and it wasn't pretty. We got to go after him and help him out.
Nico: Yeah.
Laney: Oh man. We got to be prepared for a brutal battle in the Bronze Age.
Me: And there's a very strong possibility that we'll face a massive army of Barbarian Warriors.
Nico: Yeah.
Unicorn, Nergal, Grizzly, Enchantress, Plastique, Spot, Selene and Shade then appeared.
Unicorn: Can me, Nergal, Grizzly, Enchantress, Plastique, Spot, Selene, and Shade go with you guys to find Cyborg?
Me: You all sure can and we're gonna need all the heavy firepower we can. We're going back in time to the Bronze Age in 3rd Millennium B.C.
Selene: I remember that time.
Enchantress: We heard about what happened to Kellaway. That is too brutal of a death for him.
Nico: No kidding.
Me: One thing is for sure, we have to avenge him.
Laney: I agree.
Lola: No way!
We looked at Lola.
Me: What do you mean Lola?
Lola: Kellaway can burn in the fires of Hell for all I care! He hurt Nico and has been relentlessly pursuing Ipkiss for a long time! He can just be forgotten and buried in an unmarked grave for all I care!
We gasped at what Lola was saying.
Me: Lola that's low even for you! Sure Kellaway may have done all that but like it or not he is still a cop. And he may have hurt Nico and I placed that huge hit on him but like it or not we're avenging him!
Numbuh 1: That's right Lola. Justice has to be brought to the monsters that did all this.
Nico: That's right!
Me: Come on guys. We're wasting time. Lets go! We have a barbarian warlord to kill and a cybernetic hero to reprimand.
Pam: (to Lola) Lola, I hope you really didn't mean what you said just now.
Lola: I don't know what to think.
Me: She'll have time to think about it when we get back. Right now lets get moving.
We went to the Simulator.
We got in and it activated and we were in the Bronze Age, 5,021 years ago.
Shade: Is this the right place?
I looked at the scanner.
Me: Yep this is it. 3,000 B.C. Welcome to the Bronze Age.
Nico: Wow. Amazing.
Me: The world was a wartorn place back then.
Lincoln: It's awful.
Nico: Wars were practically done all the time back then.
Me: Yep. Also the Bronze Age was also the Biblical Times.
Jessie K.: Yep and the wars back then were the Wars on Assyria and Egypt.
Me: Yep and this is also the time of the Scorpion King, my Ancestor in Assyrian Lore.
Eli: And my father Pharaoh Atem.
Nico: Hard to imagine that a lot of wars raged on for all these centuries.
Me: I know. It's awful.
We heard clashing.
We got to a hill and we saw a huge battle. We saw a girl named Sarasim and Cyborg was with her.
Me: There's Cyborg and that girl must be Sarasim.
Nico: Wow. She is powerful and strong.
Laney: And she is spirited.
Me: She sure is. Lets go!
Sarasim and Cyborg were surrounded by Krall's monsters when suddenly, a bomb fell on the ground and exploded, killing the monsters. Sarasim and Cyborg saw that Grenade Man was the one who threw the bomb. We were right next to him. And we did NOT look happy.
Grenade Man: Hey, Cyborg. Fancy seeing you here.
Cyborg: (nervously) Hey, guys. I was just-
Lori: (sternly) Just literally getting yourself killed? Yeah, we can see that!
Sarasim: So you are the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: That's right and it's a pleasure to meet you Sarasim.
Sarasim: It's an honor.
Robin: Pleasure to meet you Sarasim.
Me: (Disembowels numerous monsters) We obviously came in the middle of a deadly fight. (Slashes monsters head off) We also came to help you and Cyborg kill Krall.
Sarasim: We are forever grateful.
I fired an energy blast and blew the monsters apart and they retreated.
Me: That ought to hold them off for the time being.
Selene: Now that Krall's monsters have backed off for the moment, why don't we go inside and talk?
Nico: (looks sternly at Cyborg and Lola) And trust me. We have a LOT to talk about.
Me: Yep and it's gonna be... Uh what words am I looking for?
Nico: Strict and Sternful?
Me: Yeah that's it, thank you.
Nico: You're welcome.
We went back to Sarasim's village and we were introduced to her clan and more and they were amazing.
Me: Wow. Your village is amazing Sarasim.
Sarasim: Thank you J.D.
We got to having our talk with Cyborg and Lola.
Thrust: (to Cyborg) Previously on Cyborg's Screwups, we said to everyone that we'd fight Krall as a team. But instead, you use the simulator behind our backs to do the one thing Nico said not to do!
Cyborg: I did it because I wanted to get justice for Kellaway's murder!
Me: And I understand how you feel Cyborg and that the sudden reappearance of Krall and the symbol left brought back bad memories but we told you not to go off without us!
Nico: Yeah Cyborg this isn't a one man fight! Like it or not we do this as a team.
Sasuke: That's right Cyborg! I once thought like you. I thought I was so superior that I didn't need a team. But I was dead wrong.
Nicole: Yeah Cyborg do you want to get yourself killed? This isn't a one man battle. There are forces of evil out there that are far more powerful than you could ever imagine and they will destroy you without a second thought.
Nico: That's right!
Grizzly: (to Cyborg) What if somebody had died tonight, huh? Different story, right? Because that's on you. And if you died, I think that's on J.D. and the others. He doesn't need that on his conscience.
Cyborg: We can't die, remember?
Lynn: We can if there's nothing left of us to heal from!
Me: That's right Cyborg! Sure we may be immortal and invincible but we have to be careful! Remember what happened with Talon? (To Nico) Sorry to bring this up.
Nico: No worries.
Me: When Talon took away our powers with that poison we were vulnerable and susceptible to attack! They would've killed us when we were vulnerable! But you need to learn that even if you have all of your cybernetic parts and all that you still cannot go rushing into things without a plan and all that.
Nico: Yeah!
Varie: That's right Cyborg. We are all in this together like it or not and we work as a team.
Eli: We fight as one like it or not.
Me: That's right! And Lola don't ever say something like that about Kellaway again. Sure he might have been a jerk but he didn't deserve to be slaughtered like an animal and brutally mutilated in his own home!
Lola: I'm sorry.
Me: I know how you feel Lola. I never liked the guy either but I would never wish this on anyone.
Sarasim: (to me) You seem troubled, J.D. I have seen that look in your eyes before whenever we prepare for every battle.
Me: It's a long story.
Nico: Oh, my God. It is not a long story. It is the shortest story in history. You guys have been more angry at villains more then usual because of our previous battles and the upcoming War! You know, I haven't said anything up till now, because I was hoping that you guys would remove your heads from your own asses but turns out I was wrong! And what Lola said about Kellaway burning in Hell just proves it!
Lola: Oh, c'mon!
Frenzy: No, no, no. This is the part where Nico talks and you guys listen. Because of all the stress from what Nico just mentioned, you guys are acting like the Justice Lords and how the Royal Defenders used to act! (to the Royal Defenders) No offense.
R.D. Lincoln: None taken.
Lori: You guys don't have to worry. It literally won't happen again.
Nico: I absolutely agree. Because the 13 of you aren't going outside until you guys talk with Sarasim about what's been stressing you guys out. And then, you guys are going to abandon this whole angry and reckless strategy and actually come up with good plans before you act. Do we have an understanding?
Lynn: (sighs) We don't have a choice, do we?
Me: No we don't. Okay here goes. As you know Sarasim we are not from this time and neither is Cyborg as you already know. We come from the year 2021 A.D. 5,021 years into the Future.
Sarasim: That's a long time.
Me: It sure is.
I went over everything that happened over the last 5 years with us and everything that is going to happen and more and everything that has happened to us and more and all that.
Sarasim was shocked and amazed all at the same time.
Sarasim: You guys are the most powerful force ever known.
Me: Yeah we are that powerful but for some reason our personalities are starting to get the better of us with every passing battle and every forthcoming battle that is about to happen. Nico is doing a great job as Chief Enforcer as you can see.
Sarasim: He sure is. You trained him and everyone you know really well.
Me: It's not just me. We all did our part and made the entire team into the most powerful force ever known to the entire universe. But with every passing battle not only do we get stronger and stronger but we get more stressed and more.
Sarasim: I understand how stressed you all are from all the battles, including the ones you have yet to fight in. But you should not push everyone else away because of it.
Shade: And maybe there's a good reason your personalities are getting the best of you guys. And don't blame it on the Sullen 6. Because they aren't here.
Squidward: Unless they used a Dark Orb to transfer a piece of their minds into you guys before they were dealt with.
Nico: It's possible. Your group did the same thing with me.
Me: Hmm. Maybe.
I scanned for Dark Orbs and looked inside each of us and sure enough there were DARK ORBS INSIDE ALL OF US except for Danny and Dani Phantom!
Me: Oh no! Squidward you are right! They DID transfer dark orbs with pieces of them inside us.
Danny Phantom: Then we have to get them out. I'm going Ghost!
Danny turned into Danny Phantom and went intangible and he went inside all of us and got the fragments out of us all and I used my powers to destroy them.
Me: (Groans) Whoa man! I have got the worst ever headache.
Eli: I feel fine.
Nico: Me too because Salem destroyed the Dark Orb inside me.
Terrorsaur: We've had a lot of battles over the last 5 years and all that.
Apeface: Lola, isn't there something that you would like to say before we explore Sarasim's village.
Lola: Yes. Sorry for how I acted.
Me: Aw it's all right Lola.
May: But my head really hurts.
Me: Mine too. It feels like it's being crushed by a planet. I'll have to make a powerful spell that prevents us from getting fragments of Dark Orbs inside us.
Brittney: Way ahead of you dad.
Brittney chanted a powerful incantation and we now had anti-dark orb influence transference barriers around us.
Me: Awesome.
Nico: That helps big time.
We walked around Sarasim's village and it was really cool.
Selene: For a place with no technology, this village is still very nice.
Sarasim: Thank you Selene. It's home.
Me: And a lot of things have charged over the next 5,021 years.
Sarasim: They sure have and Eli you look really familiar to me.
Eli: How so?
Sarasim: You look like the son of Pharaoh Atem.
Eli: That's because I am the son of Pharaoh Atem. I was beamed into the future by a magic spell.
Me: Long story for that.
Nico: Yeah it's true.
Raven: Sarasim, I want to apologize. The reason Cyborg couldn't help you kill Krall before is because I got him back to our time in that moment.
Charmcaster: (To Sarasim) While we're on that topic, how exactly did you kill Krall the first time?
Sarasim: I chanted a powerful spell in ancient times that stripped him of his powers and I stabbed him in the heart.
Me: Wow. That's amazing.
Cyborg: Amazing.
Sarasim: But I accept your apology Raven. But thanks to Cyborg he helped me and my clan kill Krall the first time.
Me: He is a true hero. Even though some of us are still peeved at him for going off like that he is a true hero.
Enchantress: Also, Sarasim, you don't have to worry about Cyborg running out of power.
Me: We gave him infinite power.
Nico: Yep.
Sarasim: That's great!
Nergal: Also, Sarasim, before we go fight Krall, you want to try some of my pizza?
Grim Adventures Mandy: Trust me. You'll love it.
Me: It's good.
Sarasim: Sure.
We made all kinds of pizza and ate it.
Sarasim: Mmm! Delicious.
Me: We knew you would like it.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Shall we go after Krall and make sure he pays for his crimes?
Nico: Lets shall.
Me: Prepare for battle!
We were getting ready for battle and we armed ourselves and more. We were ready for war and all that.
We got over a hill and we saw all of Krall's men and forces.
Me: There they are.
Cyborg: This is gonna be good.
Me: Yep. I'll start us off. KAAAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I fired a red Kamehameha Wave blast and it hit all of Krall's men and obliterated them all in a massive explosion of incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
When the smoke cleared only Krall and the Witch that killed Kellaway were left.
We went up to them.
Krall: The famous J.D. Knudson and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Cyborg how nice to see you again. I see you liked my little favor I did for you in killing the one you call Kellaway.
Me: And you're gonna pay for it. 5,021 years worth of retribution!
Maria: Give us one reason why we should even think of sparing you two!
Witch: Very well.
The Witch revealed a portal. And not just any portal.
May: Is that-?
Witch: A portal to January 23rd, 2021? Yes, it is.
Krall: Go through this portal. And you will be able to stop the Digimon Emperor before he can cause those 20 days of pain for all of you.
To our surprise, Lola, Lori, and Lynn started walking towards the portal.
Plastique: Are you girls serious?! You're actually going to step through that portal?!
Lori: No we aren't!
Lynn: As tempting as that offer is, we are not accepting it!
Me: It's better to leave the past the way it is!
Nico: Yeah what's done is done!
Lana: I should've never opened my big mouth about the whole Trinity of Violence thing.
Laney: It's not your fault Lana.
Me: Remind me to destroy that file when we get back.
Witch: You all seem awfully intent on avenging someone who isn't even your friend.
Octane: Kellaway may have been a jerk but he didn't deserve to die the way he did!
Me: Justice will be brought to him!
I fired an energy blast and obliterated the Witch and killed her.
Krall: NO!
Me: You are next Krall! You're going to pay for your crimes!
Suddenly a storm came in and a bolt of lightning hit the ground and out of it came Weather Wizard, Femme Fatale, Abis Mal, KGBeast, Avalanche, Kitty, Atomic Skull and Professor XXXL then appeared.
Me: Weather Wizard, Femme Fatale, Abis Mal, KGBeast, Avalanche, Kitty, Atomic Skull and Professor XXXL.
Nico: Fancy seeing you all here this far into the past.
Weather Wizard: The village here really is nice.
Nico: How'd you guys find us?
Femme Fatale: Simple. We followed the trail of dead monsters.
Abis Mal: We actually killed some monsters ourselves. And we saw that massive explosion.
KGBeast: (to Sarasim) (Russian Accent) When this is over, we should show you our time.
Sarasim: I would like that.
?: Awesome!
5 figures came out and 1 was VOLTAGE HOG back for round 2 and the other 4 were THE CLUTCHING FOOT, TRIFIRE, THE RED GUY and I.R. BABOON!
I.R. Baboon
I.R. Baboon, also known as Baboon, is the former archenemy of Weasel (publicly known as I Am Weasel) and often acts as the antagonist and at times deuteragonist of the show I Am Weasel.
He was voiced by Charlie Adler, who also played Gazeem in Disney's Aladdin, Snively in the Sonic the Hedgehog SatAM TV show, the Red Guy in Cow & Chicken, Ed Bighead in Rocko's Modern Life, Panza in the 1996 animated film version of The Prince and the Pauper, Hamilton in Disney's Tarzan, Buck Huckster in Danger Rangers, and Starscream in the Transformers film series.
I.R. Baboon is an anthropomorphic dark gray baboon a white T-shirt with his name handwritten upside-down on the front of it. He lives in a run-down trailer near Weasel's mansion. I.R. fails to use proper grammar sometimes, explaining the titles for some episodes ("I Are Big Star, "I Are Music Man", "I Are a Artist", "I Are Bellhop", etc.), and also refers to himself in third-person. Although he himself is not normally a malicious individual - instead he is a very unintelligent individual prone to bursts of bad temper and jealousy: he is determined to prove to the world (and possibly himself) that anything Weasel can do he can do better but as a result of his own stupidity or sheer bad luck his schemes backfire and can cause untold chaos. Baboon is also known to be hideous, willing to sniff his finger half of the time, and has no talent at most things. I.R. is in possession of a large, smelly, bright red buttocks that he never wears pants to cover, and therefore is ridiculed for it. As Weasel has good luck, I.R. seems to have bad luck: for instance, when he was about to get married, his bride fell in love with someone else and left him standing at the altar. I.R. is also the adoptive father of Grampa, a baby who was left on his doorstep in the episode "I.R. Mommy", and I.R. named it after his grandfather whom he seems to greatly respect. At the end of the episode, Grampa grew up. His main goal is to gain an equal or better share of fame and fortune as weasel. He nearly succeeded on several occasions.
Despite being a running nemesis of Weasel for the first two series I.R. Baboon was replaced somewhat as the main villain by the Red Guy from Cow and Chicken (the series "sister" show) - though Red Guy would often use I.R. Baboon's own stupidity and bad temper to cause mischief.
He frequently attempts to outdo and outbeat Weasel in everything, and when he believes that he has done so, will perform a routine victory dance which consists of putting his hands on his hips and skippingly parading around in a circle as he jumps in that manner while repeatedly chanting a declaration of his success. However, in some episodes, I.R and Weasel are shown to be friends and partners instead of long time rivals, such as when they were pilots assisting in an "air-migration" service or when there were deceased ghosts trying to scare a D-movie actress (who happens to be played by the Red Guy).
Red Guy
The Red Guy is the main antagonist of the two well-known Cartoon Network series Cow and Chicken and I Am Weasel. He is a demonic being who constantly enjoys annoying the main characters of the shows he appears in. He is also the archenemy of Cow, Chicken, I.M. Weasel and I.R. Baboon.
He was voiced by Charlie Adler, who also played Gazeem in Aladdin, Snively in the Sonic the Hedgehog SatAM TV show, Ed Bighead in Rocko's Modern Life, Panza in The Prince and the Pauper, Hamilton in Tarzan, Buck Huckster in Danger Rangers, I.R. Baboon in I Am Weasel, and Starscream in the Transformers film series.
Villainous Acts
Red Guy has committed various villainous (and often criminal) acts in both series he appears in. These acts include (but are not limited to) the following:
In the pilot "No Smoking", he tricked Chicken into smoking and starts torturing him in Hell.
In "Field Trip to Folsom Prison", he is disguised as a prison warden, and he locks Chicken in solitary confinement with dangerous criminals when he finds out he wasn't actually a prisoner. However, Chicken is rescued by Cow's superhero alter-ego "Supercow"
In "Supermodel Cow", he is disguised as a photographer and makes Cow a famous model after assaulting Chicken in a mall. Later in the episode, he had Cow replaced with a moose. When she wants to become famous again, he kidnaps her and forces her to sing in his milk bar. She is later rescued by Chicken.
In "Part Time Job", he is disguised as a chicken plant manager name "Rear Admiral Floyd" (a parody to Colonel H. Sanders) where he incinerates chickens so they can become "extra fried". When Chicken comes looking for a part-time job, he goes there unaware of what happens there. Red Guy then attempts to incinerate him, but Supercow comes to save him. When this happens, he attempts to incinerate her too, but is defeated.
In "Who Is Supercow", he is seen attempting to kill Chicken while disguised as a chef. He is then defeated by Supercow, who beats him up, making him tired of being thwarted by her. After getting tired of Supercow, he sets a trap for her to find out her secret identity, by creating another persona, that runs a dry-cleaner mat that specializes in superhero costumes, and he can find out who she is when she comes to pick up the costume. However, Cow sees past this and has Chicken (who doesn't recognize Red Guy because he's in disguise) pick up the costume as a favor. After realizing Chicken cannot be Supercow, he stalks him and realizes Supercow must live with Cow and Chicken. He then attempts to get into the house, but realizes Cow is Supercow because she's a cow. He then kidnaps Cow and takes her to the dry-cleaners, where he prepares to murder her with a steam cleaner. Chicken then dresses up as Supercow and has a vicious battle with Red Guy before escaping with Supercow. Red Guy is then beat up by the other superheroes for ruining their costumes.
In "Confused", Cow and Chicken are sent to a military school, which is revealed to be run by Red Guy in disguise. He then psychologically and physically abuses them (i.e. forcing them to jump off a cliff). They are then sent to sensitivity classes after they become too firm. The sensitivity classes, however, are also run by Red Guy, disguised as a woman.
In "Orthodonic Police", Red Guy masquerades as a traffic cop and a quack orthodonist and forces Cow and Chicken and fellow of the town's residents to wear unnessesary and painful braces. He is eventually found out after a beating from Supercow, and is forced to take everyone's braces off.
In "Happy Meat", he has a job as the school lunchlady named "Ms. Barederriere" and abuses the school kids by only serving ketchup for lunch, prompting Cow and Chicken to take a stand.
In "Time Machine", he decides things are going too smoothly, so he plans to mess things up by altering the course of time. He plans to drop a pantyhose into the primordial soup (a prehistoric cauldron that created the space-time continuum). However, Cow accidentally drops a quarter into it, which Red Guy says is "even better." This causes every human's head to become quarters and vice versa. When Cow goes back in time to just before she dropped the quarter and successfully stops herself, Red Guy attempts to push her into the Primordial Soup. However, the other Cow turns into Supercow and defeats him.
In "Headhunting In Oregon", Red Guy was disguised as a tour guide (named "Mister Jeansbegone") for Cow and Chicken's family. However, this disguise was a disguise for another disguise, which was the leader of the head hunters. He was only a tour guide to lure the family into the woods so he could steal Chicken's head. When it revealed that he was a headhunter too, he looks at the viewers and says "Now don't tell me you didn't see that coming..."
In "The King and Queen of Cheese", he is disguised as a "dairy farmer" and kidnaps Cow, Chicken, and a group of farm animals and prepares to murder them and make cheese out of their corpses. But the tables are turned when they make cheese out of him though Red Guy liked it.
In "Dirty Laundry", Miss Teacher hires him (disguised as "Geraldo Rearviewer") to turn the boring school newspaper into a new TV show. He unnecessarily assaults Miss Teacher and spends the majority of the episode abusing his new show to make people look bad for no apparent reason. This causes Chicken to lose his friends. Chicken defeats him by framing him for breaking and entering and has him arrested.
In "Factory Follies", he is the tyrannical foreman of a large factory, abusing his employees (EX: firing an employee for sleeping in the job using an electric chair) daily. His birthday party is that night, and he is disappointed when no one shows up (because he is a mean person). He livens up the party by himself and decides to turn over a new leaf, but he changes his mind and continues abusing his employees. An epilogue of the episode shows him thanking Cow and Chicken (who he kidnapped and tied up in his basement) for "letting" him have this episode centered around him.
In "I.R. Mommy", he disguises himself as a woman and hides in Cow and Chicken's spinoff series so that he can continue wreaking havoc without being thwarted by Supercow. However, he still causes trouble as he makes it look like I.R. Baboon is a bad parent.
In "I.R.'s Phantom Foot", Red Guy is a defense attorney and helps Baboon sue Weasel for a foot injury he received after tripping on a hole that was on his property. However, security camera footage revealed Red Guy intentionally dug the hole and orchestrated the entire case.
In "I.R. Role Model", Baboon replaces Weasel as a celebrity after rescuing a woman (The Red Guy) from a fire. Weasel, a firefighter, loses everything to I.R. after he is wrongfully blamed for starting the string of fires that had been plaguing the city so he could put them out and be a hero, which causes him to become a homeless, denounced bum. However, it was later revealed that Red Guy was the one starting the fires all along.
In "I Am Vampire", Weasel and Baboons are fun-loving vampires who only drink "low fat canned blood." However, Red Guy (disguised as Doctor Van Smellsing), a vampire hunter, tracks them down nonetheless, by disguising himself as a girl (his only disguise that hid his identity from the viewers). However, he is ultimately turned into a vampire by Weasel, out of self-defense.
In "Enemy Camp", it is revealed that Red Guy is the source of Weasel and Baboon's rivalry.
In "I Am Cliché", Red Guy is disguised a film director named "Louie B. Bare" ("Louie Be Nude"). Here, he is making a movie starring Weasel and Baboon, which is obviously rip-offs of other movies. He also uses cartoon slapstick to physically abuse the duo (e.g. dropping anvils on Weasel and a piano on Baboon).
In "I Are Gladiator", Red Guy is disguised as a Roman emperor and Weasel and Baboon are his gladiators. After the match, he attempts to force Weasel to kill Baboon. When he refuses, he attempts to feed them to lions.
In "Who Rubbed Out Cow and Chicken", Weasel and Baboon are noir-style detectives pursuing a serial killer that is on a killing spree that started with using a giant pencil eraser to erase Cow and Chicken from existence. The killer then erased their Mom and Dad. They go to their school and find Miss Teacher was assaulted by the killer, preventing her from remembering who attacked her. They also find more eraser dust around Flem and Earl's desk, and suspect them to be in cahoots with the unsub. They also find the killer put pants on Red Guy (the school Janitor), causing him to become hysterical. They then go to Flem's house to ask him why he wasn't at school the same day Cow and Chicken were erased, but they are erased to death by the killer. Shortly afterwards, Baboon is killed by the murderer, reduced to a pile of eraser dust. It is then revealed that Red Guy was the serial killer, trying to take over the show, but Cow and Chicken tried to stop him, so he erased them. He reveals that the pants was just to throw them off his trail. He then erases (kills) weasel off-screen. It then turns out all was part of Cow's nightmare.
In "I Are Good Salesmans" he and Baboon team up in a moneymaking scam. Baboon sets fire to random people's houses, and Red Guy (disguised as a boy-scout) conveniently shows up to sell the same person a fire-extinguisher.
In "Baboon Man and Weasel Boy", Weasel and Baboon are superheroes (parody to batman and robin) and Red Guy is a police captain (parody to Commissioner Gordon) and he tells them someone is on a crime-spree, stealing everyone's clothes. However. It is revealed Red Guy was the thief. However, Baboon Man lets him go because it "was an accident."
In "I Are Bellhop" Red Guy is a famous cannibal that attempts to eat Weasel, however, Baboon makes a fake Weasel out of fruits and Red Guy decides to stop eating human flesh after tasting how good regular food is.
In "I Are Pixie Fairy" Red Guy torments Weasel and Baboon by disguising himself as a storyteller (named "Uncle Breezybum") and narrates a story in which Weasel and Baboon are turned into fairies and tormented. They break free from his book and do the same to him.
The Clutching Foot
The Big Toe is a strange foot fungus that Eustace had gotten and somehow took over his body and formed into a stereotypical gangster character. It is a giant left foot with toes for heads and speaks like a stereotypical old-fashion gangster. With big toe as kingpin and smaller toes as his minions, the big toe's speech mannerisms mimics that of Edward G. Robinson, particularly by ending most sentences with "See?"
After taking over Eustace's body. They threaten to crush Muriel with the big toe ending with most sentences with "or the fat lady gets it", forcing Courage to commit many crimes such as bank robbery and crashing a train. Later, Courage defeats the Clutching Foot by licking it, thus freeing Eustace and Muriel. However, Courage had gotten similar talking fungus on his tongue.
The foot fungus make their second and last appearance in Ball of Revenge, this time. They somehow managed to return back as separate being and joined a group consisting of Courage's worst enemies; the Clutching Foot is presumed dead when they fell (along with five other villains) into a chasm caused by Courage's scream.
Andros: Voltage Hog back for round 2!
Laney: And he's not alone!
Pakura: He has Trifire.
Cow: The Red Guy.
I Am Weasel: I.R. Baboon.
Laney: The Big Toe and his Gang!
Bai Tza: Al Capone and his gang as foot fungus.
Red Guy: Hellllllloooo. It's me the Red Guy.
I.R. Baboon: I.R. ready to fight!
Big Toe: (As Edward G. Robinson) That's right see. Al Capone and his gang as fungus see.
Me: I would never believe it if I didn't see it. Hard to imagine that the most feared gangster that ever lived that terrorized all of Chicago back in the 1920s and 30s is back as a foot fungus.
Laney: Yeah that really shocked us and Bai Tza knows him.
Lana: Yeah it was crazy.
Nico: No kidding. And Trifire are you back to challenge Pakura?
Trifire: You got that right.
Big Toe: I chose to fight Alex.
Alex (Totally Spies): Wow!
Me: And we already know who I Am Weasel and Cow & Chicken are gonna fight.
Red Guy: Yes indeed.
Voltage Hog: (to Andros) Before we fight, Red Ranger, how come I saw you with those three car thieves the first time we fought?
T.J. Johnson: That's actually something we want to know as well, Andros.
Andros: I was going undercover to stop them.
Me: I remember that. That was crazy but sneaky.
Laney: It sure was.
Me: Now lets get it on.
We powered up and went at them!
Battle 1: Shane Clarke, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Joe Shimamura, Sena, Silver Banshee and Livewire VS Weather Wizard.
Weather Wizard was first.
Weather Wizard: (to Shane Clarke) Now we know why J.D. and the Loud Kids have been more angrier then usual.
Shane Clarke: Yeah they had fragments of Dark Orbs inside them and they were poisoning their minds. But thank goodness Danny got them out.
Rainbow Dash: I guess we weren't effected because the Elements of Harmony are protecting us from the influence of Dark Orbs.
Scootaloo: That could be the case. But that is terrible that the Dark Orbs can hurt people.
Magma Gloom: No kidding. But thank goodness Brittney came through for us and prevented the Dark Orbs from corrupting us and all that.
Joe Shimamura: Yeah. What a travesty.
Sena: No kidding.
Silver Banshee: (Scottish Accent) Aye. Awful that Dark Orbs can be that evil.
Livewire: Yep.
Weather Wizard: Indeed. Lets do it!
Weather Wizard fired a wave of lightning and they dodged it and Silver Banshee and Livewire fired waves of sound and lightning and knocked him down.
Shane Clarke, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Joe Shimamura, Sena, Silver Banshee and Livewire: WEATHER WONDERBOLT STYLE FORMATION ART: THUNDERSTRIKE OF RAINBOW LIGHTNING!
They fired waves of rainbow lightning and it hit Weather Wizard and knocked him down.
Shane Clarke: Yeah!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Battle 2: Alexis Rhodes, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Jet Link, Rai, Pam and Crimson VS Femme Fatale
Femme Fatale was next.
Femme Fatale: (to Alexis) Sarasim really is a brave warrior woman.
Alexis Rhodes: She sure is. Probably one of the bravest in history next to Mulan.
Applejack: Yeah she sure is brave and admirable.
Apple Bloom: You said it sis.
Frozen Fright: Absolutely. And she is really brave.
Jet Link: Yeah she is.
Rai: Yep.
Femme Fatale: Indeed. Lets do it!
She fired bullets from her gun and they dodged them and Pam and Crimson blasted her all over.
Alexis Rhodes, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Jet Link, Rai, Pam and Crimson: ICE FLAME APPLE STYLE FORMATION ART: CRYO APPLE FREEZE BLAST!
They fired waves of ice fire and apples and they formed into ice and fire apples and knocked her down.
Alexis Rhodes: All right!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was awesome!
Battle 3: Weiss, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Françoise, Grenade Man and Aqua Man (Mega Man) VS Abis Mal
Abis Mal was next.
Abis Mal: (to Weiss) I agree with you guys. Jerk or not, Kellaway didn't deserve such a brutal death.
Weiss: You said it and even the people of Remnant were that brutal eons ago. But now we don't do that anymore.
Rarity: Thank goodness for that. That was awful that Kellaway was murdered like that.
Sweetie Belle: No kidding! He was obliterated in such a brutal manner.
Thunder Terror: No kidding! I watched a lot of crime documentaries and me and my brothers would NEVER be so brutal like that in killing people or anything like that. Besides, we only did minor offenses like theft and all that.
Françoise: That's a relief.
Grenade Man and Aqua Man agreed.
Abis Mal: Indeed. Lets do it.
Abis Mal pulled out a dagger and went at them and they dodged his strikes and Grenade Man fired waves of grenades and Aqua Man fired waves of water and knocked him around.
Weiss, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Françoise, Grenade Man and Aqua Man: JEWEL FLAME STYLE FORMATION ART: EMERALD LIGHTNING FIRE!
They fired waves of lightning and green fire and it formed into emeralds and smashed Abis Mal down.
Weiss: All right!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Battle 4: Onewa, Twilight Sparkle, Diamond Tiara, Toxic Horror, Albert Heinrich, Thrust and Starscream VS KGBeast
KGBeast was next.
KGBeast: (to Onewa) I hope J.D. and Zarya enjoyed my homeland.
Onewa: They sure did and they told us it was fun.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure was. And they stopped a concentration camp there.
Diamond Tiara: They sure did and it was amazing.
Toxic Horror: Yeah it was. Thank goodness.
Albert Heinrich: Yep.
Thrust and Starscream agreed.
KGBeast: That's good they did. Lets do it!
KGBeast fired blasts and they dodged and Thrust and Starscream blasted him all over.
Onewa, Twilight Sparkle, Diamond Tiara, Toxic Horror, Albert Heinrich, Thrust and Starscream: EARTH STAR STYLE FORMATION ART: STARS OF EARTH BLAST!
They fired waves of Earth and Stars and smashed him down.
Onewa: YEAH!
Twilight Sparkle: All right!
Battle 5: Pohatu, Fluttershy, Silver Spoon, Louie PoisonSea, Geronimo Jr., Rumble and Frenzy VS Avalanche
Avalanche was next.
Avalanche: (to Pohatu) Cyborg should tell Sarasim how he feels.
Pohatu: I agree. I can tell they have special feelings for each other even though we are 5,021 years apart.
Fluttershy: They sure do and I think it's adorable.
Silver Spoon: I think so too.
Louie PoisonSea: Love does have a way of showing itself in the most unexpected of places.
Geronimo Jr.: Yes it does.
Rumble and Frenzy agreed.
Avalanche: Indeed it does. Lets do it!
Avalanche went at them and punched and smashed at them and dodged all his strikes. Rumble and Frenzy smashed him down.
Pohatu, Fluttershy, Silver Spoon, Louie PoisonSea, Geronimo Jr., Rumble and Frenzy: EARTH NATURE STYLE FORMATION ART: FURY OF GAIA ANIMALS!
They fired waves of earth and nature energy and it formed into a bunch of animals and smash down Avalanche.
Pohatu: That was awesome!
Fluttershy: Yeah!
Battle 6: Lewa, Sunset Shimmer, Petunia Paleo, Pepperdance, Chang Chengku, Apeface and Snapdragon VS Kitty
Kitty was next.
Kitty: (to Lewa) Personally, I thought Cyborg would end up being Bumblebee's boyfriend.
Lewa: I was thinking exactly the same thing. But I'm no matchmaker.
Sunset Shimmer: Neither am I but Cyborg told us he had a crush on a girl named Sarah Simms and it was before she went to college.
Petunia Paleo: That is coincidental and Sarasim's name almost sounds similar.
Pepperdance: It sure does.
Chang: Indeed.
Apeface and Snapdragon agreed.
Kitty: Yep lets do it!
Kitty fired energy blasts at them and they dodged them and Apeface and Snapdragon blasted her all over.
Lewa, Sunset Shimmer, Petunia Paleo, Pepperdance, Chang Chengku, Apeface and Snapdragon: WIND FLAME STYLE FORMATION ART: TYPHOON FLAME BLAST!
They fired waves of fire and wind and it hit Kitty and knocked her down.
Lewa: All right!
Sunset Shimmer: YEAH! That was great!
Battle 7: Maggie, Pinkie Pie, Triple Berry, Maud Pie, Sir Great Britain, Charmcaster and Rose the Huntsgirl VS Atomic Skull
Atomic Skull was next.
Atomic Skull: (to Maggie) At least Cyborg can help kill Krall this time.
Maggie: And we can help out too. Krall will never terrorize the world again.
Pinkie Pie: No he won't! This is gonna be fun!
Triple Berry: Yeah it will!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) As long as he gets sent to the Warp.
Sir Great Britain: Yes.
Charmcaster: Yep.
Rose the Huntsgirl: Yeah!
Atomic Skull: Yep lets do it!
Atomic Skull fired energy blasts and they dodged them and Charmcaster and Rose blasted and smashed him all over.
Maggie, Pinkie Pie, Triple Berry, Maud Pie, Sir Great Britain, Charmcaster and Rose the Huntsgirl: DARK PARTY STYLE FORMATION ART: PARTY OF DARKNESS BURST!
They fired waves of darkness and energy and it hit Atomic Skull and knocked him down.
Maggie: That was fun.
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Battle 8: Levi, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, Lily Longsocks, Pyunma, Octane and Shrapnel VS Professor XXXL
Professor XXXL was next.
Professor XXXL: (to Levi) It's good that you guys aren't going to go through that portal.
Levi: Indeed it is. And Nico and J.D. are right. What is done is done.
Starlight Glimmer: What is done is done.
Trixie: That's right.
Lily Longsocks: Yep.
Pyunma: Indeed.
Octane and Shrapnel agreed.
Professor XXXL: Yes. Lets do it!
He rolled at them and they dodged him and Octane and Shrapnel smashed him all over.
Levi, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, Lily Longsocks, Pyunma, Octane and Shrapnel: STAR SCIENCE STYLE FORMATION ART: DEADLY COMET BLAST!
They fired waves of stars and energy and it formed into a comet and smashed Professor XXXL down.
Levi: A great victory!
Starlight Glimmer: Awesome and fun!
Battle 9: In Space, Megaforce, Buzz Lightyear, Starfire, Blackfire, Wildfire, Hawkgirl, Lana and Lola VS Voltage Hog
Voltage Hog was next.
Andros: LETS ROCKET!
The In Space Rangers transformed.
Andros: "Space Power Red!"
Carlos: "Space Power Black!"
T.J: "Space Power Blue!"
Ashley: "Space Power Yellow!"
Cassie: "Space Power Pink!"
Zhane: "Space Power Silver!"
Andros: "Alright Guys, Let's bring it together!"
All: "Power Rangers Power Up!"
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Troy Burrows: Lets do it guys!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! IN SPACE!
They turned into the In Space Rangers too!
Buzz Lightyear: TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!
In Space, Megaforce, Buzz Lightyear, Starfire, Blackfire, Wildfire, Hawkgirl, Lana and Lola: STARSTORM STYLE FORMATION ART: STELLAR SHOWER OF PAIN!
They fired waves of stars and smashed down Voltage Hog.
Andros: Spiral Blaster!
Carlos: Quattro Blaster!
The rangers fired their blasts and it hit Voltage Hog and he fell to the ground and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
Lola: YEAH!
Lana: Voltage Hog you have failed this universe again!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
Battle 10: Alex (Totally Spies) VS The Clutching Foot
The Clutching Foot was next.
Big Toe: You better be ready see. Because we're not gonna go easy on you see.
Alex: We'll see about that. Lets do it!
Big Toe went at her and jumped and was about to smashed her. But she dodged and fired energy blasts at the ugly fungus foot and knocked him down.
Battle 11: Pakura VS Trifire
Trifire was next.
Trifire: This is gonna be fun.
Pakura: It sure is. Can't wait to blast you. Lets go!
Trifire: Gladly.
He fired blasts of fire and Pakura fired a blast of fire and the blasts collided and exploded!
Pakura popped out of the explosion and kicked Trifire down.
Battle 12: Cow & Chicken VS The Red Guy
The Red Guy was next.
Cow: Time for us to pound you!
Chicken: Yeah!
Red Guy: We'll see about that!
Cow: This looks like a job for Supercow!
Cow turned into Supercow!
Supercow: SUPERCOW AL RESCATE!
Cow and Chicken fired blasts of milk and feathers at him and smashed him down.
Battle 13: I Am Weasel VS I.R. Baboon
I.R. Baboon was next.
I Am Weasel: This is gonna be fun like old times.
I.R. Baboon: I.R. better than Weasel!
I.R. Baboon fired waves of cheese and stuck him all over.
We regrouped and we were facing Krall.
Me: It's Buttkicking Time!
I then flared up my power and went Super Angel-Ebonwu-Phoenix 500,000,000.
Me: (Divine Echoing Elemental Voice) Prepare to face our wrath!
Krall: You think you all can...
POW!
I punched him in the face with devastating force and smashed his face in and then I kicked him in the stomach and Nico kicked him in the back of the head and smashed him down and Edzilla punched and blasted him all over the place with incredible fury. Nivenna smashed and blasted him all over.
Ed Cowart: EAT DIRT MALEVOLENT BARBARIAN! (BLASTS KRALL ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Earthworm Jim: EAT DIRT FREAKISH BRUTE! (BLASTS KRALL ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Take this one! LIGHTNING STYLE NINJA ART: SLIFER THE SKY DRAGON!
Nico: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: OBELISK THE TORMENTOR!
Girl Jordan: SOLAR STYLE NINJA ART: THE WINGED DRAGON OF RA!
Aylene C.: DINO STYLE: ANIMADORNED ARCHOSAUR!
Brain Freezer: ICE STYLE: DRAGON ICE!
Molly: LIGHTNING STYLE: LIGHTNING CONGER!
Zzzax: LIGHTNING STYLE: LIGHTNING PUNISHER!
Lincoln: LIGHTNING STYLE: VALKYRION THE MAGNA WARRIOR!
Hilda: (British Accent) MAGIC STYLE: DARK MAGICIAN GIRL!
Jessica: STING STYLE: ARMORED BEE!
R. Mika: EARTH STYLE: ELEMENTAL HERO RAMPART BLASTER!
Toph: EARTH STYLE: ELEMENTAL HERO GAIA!
Menat: MAGIC STYLE: DARK MAGICIAN!
Makoto: STRENGTH STYLE: GEM-KNIGHT LADY BRILLIANT DIAMOND!
Ibuki: STEALTH STYLE: ELEMENTAL HERO ESCURIDAO!
Yuna: WATER STYLE: MERMAIL ABYSSGAIOS!
Nanami: WATER STYLE: MERMAIL ABYSSTRITE!
Mai Shiranui: FIRE STYLE: ELEMENTAL HERO MAGMA NEOS!
Twilight Sparkle: MAGIC STYLE: ELEMENTAL HERO CHAOS NEOS!
Rainbow Dash: STORM STYLE: ELEMENTAL HERO STORM NEOS!
Frosta: ICE STYLE: ELEMENTAL HERO ABSOLUTE ZERO!
Entrapta: TECH STYLE: ANCIENT GEAR GOLEM!
Lightning Dust: WIND STYLE: HARPIE LADY!
Gluko: LIGHT STYLE: BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON!
Batch: DARKNESS STYLE: RED-EYES BLACK DRAGON!
We fired elemental blasts and they formed into said Duel Monsters and they hit Krall all over and smashed him all over and exploded with incredible power and more and really pulverized him all over!
Krall: ENOUGH! YOU ARE, ALL OF YOU ARE BENEATH ME! I AM A LEGEND, YOU DULL CREATURES! AND I WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY...
Edzilla interrupted him mid-speech, taking him by the leg and then violently and brutally smashing him into the floor several times, before lifting the jerk up to glance at him... and smashing him twice more before tossing him into the floor one last time. Krall was embedded into the stone floor, unmoving but very much aware. Edzilla then moved off, clearly done with the jerk, but not before doing one last bit of damage... to Krall's pride.
Edzilla: Puny legend.
Me: He is no legend!
Bonecrusher, Zenet, Scattershot and Jake Long all used the Earth and Vexos Cyber Planet Keys and enhanced Bonecrusher's Laser Pistol, Zenet's wind powers, Scattershot's acid pellet gun and Jake's dragon powers 100-fold.
Bonecrusher and Zenet Surrow: LASER WIND BLAST!
They fired waves of lasers and wind.
G1 Scattershot and Jake Long: DRAGONIC ACID WAVE!
Jake fired waves of fire and Scattershot fired waves of acid.
The blasts hit Krall and exploded!
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Nico: This is for Kellaway!
Sarasim, Cyborg, Lola and Nico: BARBARIAN JUSTICE ULTRABLAST!
They fired a massive blast of energy.
Me: HOLACTIE THE CREATOR OF LIGHT!
I fired a massive blast of light and it formed into Holactie the Creator of Light, the ultimate Egyptian God Card.
Lincoln, Hilda, Jessica, Toph, R. Mika, Menat, Makoto, Ibuki, Yuna, Nanami, Mai, Twilight Sparkle, Frosta, Perfuma, Entrapta, Gluko and Batch: FINAL SMASH: EXODIA THE FORBIDDEN ONE!
They fired a massive blast of energy and it formed into Exodia the Forbidden One!
Krall: THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I'M INVINCIBLE!
The blasts all hit Krall and exploded with incredible power and he was obliterated in an instant! Krall was dead and banished to the Warp for all eternity!
We powered down.
Me: Enjoy the Warp, Krall.
Nico: Good riddance.
Cyborg: Yep.
Then Kellaway's spirit appeared.
Kellaway: Thank you all guys.
Me: You're welcome Kellaway. I'm so sorry this had to happen to you.
Kellaway: It's not your fault J.D. It was my fault. Because of my relentless pursuit of Ipkiss, my death was bound to happen one way or another. I let my arrogance and hatred cloud my mind and I paid the price for it. But thank you all for giving me justice.
Me: (Crying) You're welcome Kellaway. Travel safe.
He went up to Heaven.
Nico: I'm glad he can now rest in peace.
We saw all of Krall's army die.
Avalanche: There. Now, those creatures won't kill anyone else.
Kitty: And the village is safe from any harm.
Atomic Skull: But we should keep that portal open. Just in case we need to use it.
Professor XXXL: (to Cyborg) I think there's something you have to tell Sarasim.
Cyborg: I agree.
Cyborg went up to Sarasim and he showed that he had the ability to turn into a human at will.
Cyborg: Sarasim, ever since I came here the first time...
Sarasim shushed him.
Sarasim: I know what you are about to say Cyborg. And I love you too.
They then kissed and it was beautiful.
Me and everyone: Awww.
Nico: So beautiful.
Starfire: I always knew they had feelings for each other.
Me: Me too. Come on guys. Lets go home. Sarasim you are gonna love 21st Century A.D.
Samurai Jack: And I can help you out too. I traveled in time too because of Aku.
Sarasim: Thank you all.
We went back home.
Cyborg: (To the viewers) This was an epic adventure and I hope you all loved it.
Me: I know I did.
Eli: We all did.
THE END
Another awesome adventure done.
This chapter is based on the episode of Teen Titans called Cyborg The Barbarian and that was an epic adventure. It aired on February 12th, 2005 and it was so cool! 16 years ago it was awesome! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Drako1234658 and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is Easter and for the major holiday of Christian Religion we're going to have an awesome Easter Brunch, a big Easter Egg hunt and also go on an adventure into the world of 2011's Hop that aired 10 years ago on April 1st. It's gonna be so cool as we help take down the evil Chick, Carlos and help the bunnies get back in control.
See you all tomorrow.
