In the Galaxy Cluster XMMXCS 2215-1738, me and Jetfire in his Armada form were searching for planets in need of help and we then came across another Earth.

Me: Whoa another Earth here.

Jetfire: (Australian Accent) And at 10 billion light-years away from our Earth.

Me: Yeah.

I flew down to the surface of the planet and I saw the cities of the entire planet completely infested with ZOMBIES!

Me: WHOA! Man this planet Earth is a Zombie Apocalypse Earth.

Jetfire: What!? Another Zombie Apocalypse planet Earth?

Me: Yeah look what happened to it.

Jetfire: This is terrible mate. See if you can find any survivors.

Me: Right.

I flew above the cities and searched high and low and I saw that the entire planet went to Hell. It was just as bad as the Zombie Apocalypse planets we encountered.

Me: My God. This whole planet went to Hell.

Jetfire: I hope there are still survivors.

Me: Yeah.

Zombies were ALL OVER the planet and infesting every part of it. But then I saw a motorcycle gang driving down the street with zombies running after them.

Me: Looks like I found some survivors!

I flew down and I fired a massive wave of fire and incinerated all of the zombies after them in a massive wave of flames. I saw the motorcyclists head towards a cruise ship that was made to look like a sea dragon and it serves as their hideout.

Me: Wow! Their hideout is a cruise ship made to look like a sea dragon.

I went on to the cruise ship and saw that it looked absolutely amazing on the inside but really awesome on the outside.

Me: Wow. Nice ship.

I went to the passenger rooms and saw one that was being guarded.

I went up to it.

Man: HALT! Who goes there?

Me: J.D. Knudson, Leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm sir.

Man: Wow! J.D. Knudson it's an honor.

Me: Thank you. May I ask why you are guarding this room?

Man: Niko and a girl we found are in there.

Me: May I go in sir?

Man: Sure. Niko, you have a visitor.

He opened the door and I went in and saw a blond hair girl with a flower beret and she had brown eyes and had a tattered red dress and brown boots and with her was a boy with a red bandana with a skull and crossbones on it and he had a red shirt and black leather jacket and had black jeans and leather boots.

Niko: Oh wow! J.D. Knudson of Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Emma (ELGVTWD): It's an honor to meet you.

Me: Same here.

Niko: I'm Niko.

Emma (ELGVTWD): And I'm Emma.

Me: Pleasure to meet you both. What happened to this world? Do you know?

Niko: No unfortunately.

Emma (ELGVTWD): All of a sudden the world became infested with Zombies and I never got to see my mom and dad and sister again.

Me: Oh man. You guys went through a nightmare. Having to survive in a zombie-infested apocalyptic world is a major league challenge.

Niko: It sure is and it's a nightmare.

Me: I know that feeling too. My version of Earth is not one of the worlds infested with zombies. But we have encountered many Zombie Apocalypse Worlds that are totally lost. Far Gone. But they put our Zombie Apocalypse Survival Skills to the test.

Emma (ELGVTWD): Wow! You have to be the greatest Zombie Apocalypse Survivor of all time.

Me: Well I don't know about that. But we have had a lot of help. But I came to see if you all want to start over with a new life on our Earth and rebuild your lives with us after everything you all went through.

Niko: You would do that for us?

Me: I sure would. After everything you all went through with an apocalyptic event like this, you need a new life.

Emma (ELGVTWD): We would like that very much.

Me: Lets talk to the leader of this ship and get it to our Earth.

We went to the main ballroom and I was talking to Tank and his gang and telling them about how we survived Zombie Apocalypses and did it all over the years and all that and asked if they would like a better life instead of living in an empty shell of the Earth they once knew before Zombies invaded and destroyed everything in their path. Tank was really touched by this offer that I was giving them and he and his crew accepted.

Jetfire grew bigger and put the entire ship in his cargo hold and we went back to our Earth. I promised that one day we would go back to Emma's earth and save her father and her sister.

We arrived back home.


We were now watching a Robot Chicken Sketch. But this one was about Skeletor.

He Man: Is this another Robot Chicken sketch?

Poison Ivy: Yep. Skeletor really has bad luck in this one.

Me: Lets watch and see.

We put on the clip and we saw it.

(Skeletor, Beast Man and Evil-Lyn are returning to their lair covered in bandages and bruises.)

Beast Man: I think we almost won today. Good effort-

Skeletor: Oh, shut up, Beast Man! He-Man put his heel right in my balls! Did a fucking pirouette. I can still feel them unwinding. What?!

(Skeletor notices that his lair is foreclosed. Cut to Skeletor talking to an accountant.)

Accountant: Well, I'm sorry Choppers. But your adjustable rate mortgage came due.

Skeletor: But-but-but-but-but this loan payment is astronomical! You never told me that I would-

Accountant: It's called "Fine print," Chuckles. Maybe you need some eyeballs instead of those eye...holes.

Skeletor: Oh, I'll get the money when I crush He-Man once-

Accountant: Bud, lie to me, but don't lie to yourself; you're really gonna crush He-Man by the fifteenth of this month?

Skeletor: Yeah...Well...

Accountant: That property is, what, 12,000 square feet? Duplex that bitch!

(Cut to Skeletor in front of his evil lair with a group of frat boys. His lair now has the symbol for the Kappa Omega Kappa fraternity and the head frat is signing the contract. The other frat boys are moving a beer keg and a naked sex doll into the lair.)

Skeletor: Okay! Well, rent's due on the first of the month and I will hold your security deposit in-

Head Frat: Dude, I never got a security deposit back in my life!

(The head frat tosses the contract and Skeletor catches it.)

Skeletor: What?

Head Frat: Bros, our landlord is Jack Skellington!

(The frats cheer. Cut to Skeletor trying to read the paper with loud music blaring in the background. Several loud crashes are heard and startles Skeletor until he drops his paper.)

Skeletor: Aw, dammit!

(Panthor comes up to Skeletor and has the words I Heart Cocks! written on his side)

Skeletor: What the- Panthor!

(Skeletor enters the room with the frat boys and dodges a bottle of whiskey. A frat with a toga rushes by. Two frats are having a frat drink out of the beer keg upside down. A frat and a girl are making out and one frat sitting next to them touches the frat's leg with his finger. Skeletor walks up to the head frat who's stirring something in a magic cauldron with a stick.)

Skeletor: Hey, douche bag! Turn this crap down!

Head Frat: How do you hear music with no ears?

Skeletor: Magic, asshole!

(The head frat pulls out Skeletor's Havoc Staff from the cauldron and starts licking it like a lollipop.)

Skeletor: Is that my Havoc Staff?!

(Skeletor takes the Havoc Staff from the head frat.)

Skeletor: This is a mystical artifact! You can't just-

(The Havoc Staff vomits into Skeletor's face and some of the vomit goes into his eyeholes.)

Skeletor: Right...into...my...eyeholes.

Head Frat: Ha, Skellington! You are always grinning, man.

Skeletor: I'm not grinning! I'm FURIOUS! Absolutely furious!

Head Frat: Naw, you grinning, man. You here to party.

Skeletor: No! I'm here to...tell you there's a rival frat that's totally talking crap all about you, man.

Head Frat: Say what?!

(The music stops and all of the frats turn to Skeletor. One frat burps after drinking out of a trophy. The frats all approach Skeletor.)

Skeletor: Yep. They say you're not the number one frat at Eternia Tech anymore.

Head Frat: The hell we aren't! We'll show those assholes!

(All the frats cheer. Cut to the frats egging Castle Greyskull.)

Head Frat: Who's the number one frat now, retards?!

(He-Man and Teela are looking at the frats from a tower in Castle Greyskull. An egg lands on He-Man's face.)

He-Man: We'll be right down.

(Cut to He-Man, Teela and Man-At-Arms beating the crap out of the frats and killing them. Cut to Skeletor reading the newspaper in the accountant's office with the head article Fraternity Corpses Turn Up in River. Skeletor sighs happily.)

Accountant: You're still overdue on that mortgage, Smurfy.

Skeletor: Oh, uh, I've got a solution to that, too.

(Skeletor removes one of his straps seductively.)

Accountant: What are you doing?!

Skeletor: Oh, I don't know.

(Skeletor removes his other strap.)

Skeletor: What am I doing?

Accountant: Mr. Skeletor! I don't know what you're suggesting but- (Whispering) Close the door.

(Cut to outside the accountant's office and Skeletor closes the door.)

Accountant: No teeth, okay?

Skeletor: Yeah. Good luck with that.

(Sketch ends)

When it was done we were laughing a lot.

I M Weasel: (laughs) It was really enjoyable how those hooligans messed up Skeletor's home.

Me: Yeah it was! (LAUGHS)

Emma (ELGVTWD): (Laughs) That was so funny!

Niko (ELGVTWD): Yeah that was hilarious!

Nico: Yeah it was! You know Niko we do have the same name.

Niko (ELGVTWD): Yeah we sure do except my name has a K in it.

Nico: True.

Teela: But that sketch was funny!

Armada Starscream: He-Man, there are no frat boys in Eternia, are there?

He-Man: No thank goodness there aren't.

Me: Yeah I don't like Frat boys.

Maria: Yeah they cause a lot of trouble. Remember how me and William took down many of them during our first date?

William: How can I forget?

Nico: That was a wild and crazy date.

Me: It sure was. But thank goodness they weren't like those Frat Boys you all killed in that universe you went to.

Nico: Yeah those guys were monsters.

Ets: I heard about that. That was nuts.

Eli: It sure was.

Emma (ELGVTWD): Boy it must've been.

Lincoln: No kidding.

Varie: But thank goodness you're alright Emma.

Laney: Yeah having to survive like you did in a Zombie Apocalypse world must've been a nightmare.

Emma (ELGVTWD): It was a nightmare of unimaginable horror.

Eli: Geez!

Me: But thank goodness I got you all out of there. That cruise ship you guys were all using as your base is amazing.

Emma (ELGVTWD): Yeah and the lifestyle in it is amazing!

Lola: It sure is. Like the Argonautica.

Niko: Yep.

Jetfire: I didn't even think Skeletor's staff could even vomit.

Me: Me neither but that was funny!

Lana: Yeah I wonder if it can do that in real life.

Maria: I don't think it can.

Eli: Yeah but that was funny.

Emma (ELGVTWD): It sure was.

Maria: What do you think Skeletor and the accountant did in the office at the very end of that sketch?

Me: Whatever it was it probably wasn't pretty.

Ets: I think he killed him for his misfortune.

Eli: That's what I'm thinking.

Man At Arms: Yeah I have that same feeling too.

Emma (ELGVTWD): Me too.

Me: Or maybe it's something too kinky. (Shudders)

We shuddered at the thought of that.

Poromon: You know, I think Skeletor and the accountant had-

William: (blushing) Poromon, I'm gonna have to stop you right there. There are kids in the room. So, to protect the purity of the young folk, (looks at Ruby) we'll just say that the two of them did the one thing that makes a baby.

Poromon: Sorry.

Lori: By the way Emma where did J.D. and Jetfire find you guys?

Emma (ELGVTWD): It was a galaxy cluster of some kind.

Me: I found them on a Zombie Apocalypse ravaged Earth in the galaxy cluster XMMXCS 2215-1738.

Nicole: Whoa! That's located 10 billion light-years away from here.

Eli: Wow! That's far.

Nico: No kidding.

Lori: That literally is so far away.

Lola: Yeah no kidding.

The alarm sounded.

Me: Uh oh!

We went to the computer and we saw that the mascot of the Miami Dolphins NFL football team, Snowflake was kidnapped!

Lynn: (GASP) The mascot of the Miami Dolphins was kidnapped!?

Nico: Oh man! That's not good! We got to find out what happened and fast. The team can't play without him.

Me: No kidding! And I have a feeling we'll be meeting Ace Ventura Pet Detective.

Nico: Oh he is hilarious!

Me: I know he always cracks me up.

Future Maria: Doesn't Ace Ventura like animals too?

Me: He sure does and he finds animals that were kidnapped and being held prisoner and brings them back to their owners. Plus he is really funny. He does all kinds of crazy things that cracks people up.

Nico: Oh yeah! And he always gets the job done right.

Eli: In a hilarious manner.

Ets: Oh yeah! He is so hilarious!

Emma (ELGVTWD): Wow!

Top, Gearhead, Abra Kadabra, Grizzly, Trapster, Ragdoll, Batroc and Swordsman then appeared.

Ragdoll: Can me, Top, Gearhead, Abra Kadabra, Grizzly, Trapster, Batroc and Swordsman go with you guys?

Me: You all sure can. We're going to meet Ace Ventura and help him rescue the mascot of the Miami Dolphins, Snowflake.

Abra Kadabra: Oh wow!

Top: Ace Ventura is so funny!

Batroc: He sure is! I love how he cracks people up and pisses the bad guys off every time.

Eli: And bad guys are always losers.

Me: (Imitating Ace Ventura) LOOHOO-SEHER!

We laughed at how I did that.

Lincoln: (Laughs) That was funny!

Irwin: That was a good imitation yo!

Emma (ELGVTWD): That was so funny!

Me: Yeah. Lets head out guys. We're going to Miami, Florida.

We were off to Miami.


MIAMI, FLORIDA


We arrived in Miami.

Pirate Man: Well, this be the place.

Me: Yep. Miami, Florida. We're at the scene of the crime.

We were at Dolphin Stadium in Miami and we saw Snowflake's tank empty.

Me: Wow. I've always wanted to come to a football game when the games were on.

Nico: Me too.

Eli: Same here.

Emma (ELGVTWD): It's awesome seeing a football stadium with no zombies running around.

Niko: It sure is.

Lola: Yeah.

Me: Ace should be here somewhere.

We saw a man with a silly haircut and a green Hawaiian Shirt sniffing around the scene like a dog.

Me: There he is.

We went up to him.

Me: Ace Ventura Pet Detective?

Ace Ventura saw us.

Ace Ventura: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT BOY! Ace Ventura Pet Detective at your service. And Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's quite an honor to meet you.

Me: Same here and you always crack us up every time.

Lola: Yeah you are so funny!

Ace Ventura: (Imitating Elvis) Thank you very much.

Nico: (Laughs) He is so funny!

Ace Ventura saw Poromon on the ground. Thinking he was a stuffed toy, he picked him up.

Ace Venture: You sure you guys should be bringing your stuffed animals on missions.

Batroc: Actually, that's not a stuffed toy.

Poromon: Yeah so put me down pretty boy!

Ace Ventura: Sorry!

He did so.

Me: These are our mascots. Poromon, Poliwag. Manaphy, Horsea, Tentacool and Jirachi.

Ace Ventura: They are amazing.

Poliwag: But it's an honor to meet you Ace.

Horsea: You are sure funny!

Jirachi: Yeah you sure are.

Ace Ventura: I get that a lot.

Muscle Man: Hey, Ace. You know who else likes animals?

Ace Ventura: Who?

Muscle Man: My mom!

Edward the Platypus: I actually do count as an animal too.

Ace Ventura and us laughed at his joke.

Ace Ventura: That was a good one!

Me: His jokes are funny.

Lola: Yeah they are.

Me: We came to help you get Snowflake.

Ace Ventura: I would like your help in that.

Daring Do: It'll be fun to help out.

Me: Yep. Wait a second.

I saw a handprint on the glass of the tank.

Me: Hmm. Lisa can you do a scan on this handprint here?

Lisa Loud got her handprint scanner and she scanned it and looked it up on the database and it came up as a match to a known criminal - RAY FINKLE!


Ray Finkle, also known as "Lt. Lois Einhorn", is the main antagonist of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

He was the former popular kicker for the Miami Dolphins group, but was ultimately dismissed for costing the team a Super Bowl win. Finkle went completely insane, escaped from Shady Acres mental hospital, and had a sex reassignment surgery to escape the authorities. Afterward, he then worked as a corrupt senior Miami-Dade Police lieutenant under the disguise and name of a missing female hiker named Lois Einhorn.

He was portrayed by Sean Young.

Ray Finkle hailed from Collier County, Florida. He graduated from Collier High June 1976, and attended Stetson University, where he was an honors graduate from the Class of 1980. He became a football kicker nicknamed "The Mule," holding two NCAA division one records, for most points in a season and distance. Halfway through the 1982 NFL season, Finkle joined his home state's NFL team, the Miami Dolphins.

The team, led by star quarterback Dan Marino and with Finkle having a great performance, went all the way to the Super Bowl against the San Francisco 49ers. In the final play, the Dolphins had a field goal, which if Finkle converted would give them the title. He missed on wide right though, and Miami lost. During the kick, Marino held the ball after it was snapped; in the aftermath of Super Bowl XVII, Finkle blamed Marino for the miss, claiming he held the ball "laces-in" when he should have held it "laces-out." But this was dismissed as the ravings of a sore loser. Coaches and team owners alike took the loss very hard. After the season, Finkle's contract was not renewed and his reputation was destroyed; as a result, no other team would take him on, seemingly believing that he would repeat this blunder when it mattered most, effectively causing his NFL career to wash out.

Finkle went back to his hometown, working at a bar and being violently assaulted by gangs of men who bet their entire life savings on the game. Even his attempts to live in his old house were subject to constant bombardment by those still furious over the outcome of the game. Dealing with the constant anger and resentment (both his own and of others) over the Super Bowl loss, the subsequent ruin of his career, and living through constant the vandalism of his house, further assaults, and presumably even drive-by shootings, given the bullet holes in the house, as well as the constant humiliation from the public and media - all of which his parents suffered through, as well - Finkle eventually snapped, turning his bedroom into a shrine declaring his hatred of Dan Marino, and was eventually put into a mental institution in Tampa called Shady Acres.

While committed in 1984, Finkle found out about a hiker named Lois Einhorn who went missing, and her body was never recovered. The next day, he escaped from Shady Acres, planning on taking over Einhorn's identity. His last credit card record was in June, where he rented a car from Avis, which was found abandoned two months later in South Miami. Finkle then got a feminine body, with breast implants and such over the next few years, though he kept his male genitalia intact. In 1987, "Einhorn" joined the Miami-Dade Police Department. By way of seduction and sexual manipulation, "she" climbed all the way up to a Lieutenant rank in just a matter of years.


Me: Ray Finkle!

Nico: Who is Ray Finkle?

Lynn: He was that field goal kicker that missed an easy field goal in Superbowl XVII and lost the Dolphins the Superbowl. But he was disgraced and fired for making the Dolphins lose.

Me: Man that was 37 years ago.

Laney: Yeah. We better find out more about him.

Me: First lets go to his house.

We were off to Ray Finkle's house.

Ace Ventura: So, have your mascots been useful on missions?

Fisticuffs: Of course. They even took down King Sombra once.

Me: They sure have. We have done it all over the years. Not to brag.

Poliwag: Funnest adventures of all.

Sunset Shimmer: They sure are awesome.

Gearhead: Are there any vehicles around here that I can take control of?

Me: There's lots of them all over the place.

We landed at Ray Finkle's house and saw that it was a total mess! There was graffiti, bullet holes, vandalism, and Molotov Cocktail Burns and even smashed windows.

Me: Whoa! This house has seen better days.

Nico: Lots of people must have been really pissed off at him for missing that field goal.

Emma (ELGVTWD): Geez!

Gearhead: What a bunch of soreheads.

We went into the house and saw that it was a worse mess than it is outside.

Laney: Whoa this house is a dump.

Rarity: Indeed it is darling. It needs a lot of redecorating.

Me: Lets search this place for clues.

We walked around and in Finkle's room we saw a disturbing sight. We saw many magazine and newspaper articles of Dan Morino plastered all over the walls with stab wounds, knive and gunshot wounds, flames and more drawn all over them and all over the walls was KILL DAN MORINO, DEATH TO MORINO, I HATE MORINO and more. Even a voodoo doll that looked like Dan Morino with pins in it.

Me: Whoa! He has a really incredible hatred towards Dan Morino.

Eli: How delusional is this creep!?

Emma (ELGVTWD): He is REALLY messed up.

Me: More like INSANELY FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD.

Laney: He has a very strong obsession with Dan Morino.

Lola: And it's obviously one of hatred.

We went into the kitchen.

Marie Kanker Loud: (opens fridge) He might be fucked up but he's got great food.

Lola: Marie that food is over 37 years old.

Nico: Yeah it's been in there since 1984.

Me: This whole house is condemned remember?

Marie Kanker Loud: Oops. Yuck.

Nico: What happened to Ray Finkle?

Me: Lets see.

I pulled up newspaper articles and it showed one that said RAY FINKLE COMMITTED.

Me: He was committed to Shady Acres Mental Hospital because of Homicidal Tendencies.

Emma (ELGVTWD): Whoa!

Laney: He let his rage towards Dan Morino get so bad that it destroyed his mind.

Lola: Yeah.

Ace Ventura: Then we better get over there ladies and gentleman.

Me: Lets go.

Swordsman: Before we continue after Finkle, should we blow up his house?

Me: It is scheduled to be demolished later this week. But sure we can speed that up for them.

Eli: Let me do that.

Eli formed an energy ball.

Eli: Fire in the hole!

He fired an energy ball and it went into the house and blew it up in a massive fiery explosion!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

A fiery mushroom cloud was seen from all over the city as Ray Finkle's house was up in flames and rubble.

We heard cheering and that meant one thing: They HATE Ray Finkle.

Me: Wow! I can tell all of Miami hates him.

Emma (ELGVTWD): No kidding.

Muscle Man: You know who else hates Ray Finkle? MY MOM!

We laughed at his joke.

We flew over to Shady Acres Mental Hospital.

We arrived at Shady Acres Mental Hospital and we went to the Receptionist.

Trapster: Hi. Do you have hospital records on Ray Finkle?

Receptionist: We sure do. But he escaped in 1984 and hasn't been heard from since.

Me: Hmm that is weird. May we see them and his room if we could please?

Receptionist: Follow me.

We were lead to the records and they showed us his file and it was 2 inches thick and it was a LOT of records.

Me: Hmm. Geez look at this!

Nico: Whoa! He REALLY HATES Dan Morino.

Naruto: He sure does. He should have just let it go.

Me: Yeah its been 37 years since Super Bowl XVII ended.

Fu: He should have just let it go.

Lynn: What a sore loser.

Emma (ELGVTWD) Yeah he needs to grow up.

We arrived at his room and saw that he was living in a room that was a padded cell and there was more Kill Dan Morino writing all over it.

Me: GEEZ! He REALLY is FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD!

Lola: No kidding!

Aylene C.: I hope he isn't like Crocker.

Fu: He might be at that range.

Ra's Al Ghul: I suspect there are more clues to be found here.

Me: Lets look around.

We looked around his room and saw a hole in the wall and in it was a torn up straitjacket.

Me: A torn up straitjacket.

Lisa Loud: Hmm. He ripped out of it with brute force.

Lana: Hmm.

Lana looked up and saw that the air vents were not open.

Lana: He didn't go through the air vents.

Me: He weighed 300 pounds. They would've heard him in there. So he must've used another method to get out.

Lola: Huh?

Lola found a hole in the wall with sunlight streaming in and she pushed a brick out and saw that it was loose and he got out by crawling through it.

Lola: Look at this!

We saw what Lola found.

Me: He got out through a loose brick in the wall.

Eli: He must've been really limber to get through that.

Ets: Yeah.

Varie: And they didn't know he was gone until a few hours later.

Me: Hmm. And he hasn't been since since 1984 huh? I wonder.

Nico: What do you think J.D.?

Me: Lets head to Miami Hospital. I have a feeling he did something there. Thank you for your time.

Reception: You're welcome.

We went to Miami General Hospital.

Android 21: From one hospital to another.

Me: Yep.

We went to the receptionist.

Me: Pardon me?

Hospital Receptionist: Team Loud Phoenix Storm welcome.

Me: Glad to be here. Sorry to bother you but we're looking into the case of the Abduction of Snowflake the dolphin and we think it has something to do with disgraced NFL star Ray Finkle. Can we see his medical records here at this hospital?

Hospital Receptionist: Certainly. Follow me.

We went to the vault of records and looked at his file.

Me: Hmm. Lets see. Here is something interesting.

Nico and Ace read it and we saw that Finkle had a Sex Reassignment Surgery.

Nico: No wonder they couldn't find him! He's now a female because of a sex reassignment surgery!

Ace Ventura: It all makes sense now!

Me: Hmm. (To the receptionist) Do you know what name he chose for his new Female Identity?

Hospital Receptionist: He said he's going to be called Lois Einhorn. She now works for the Miami Police Department.

Me: Oh shit! This is not good. Lois Einhorn was really a hiker that disappeared in the Appalachian Mountains years ago and he stole her identity. They don't know that she is REALLY Ray Finkle.

Nico: I think we got all the evidence we need.

Emma (ELGVTWD): Now all we have to do is find him.

Me: And I have a feeling I know where he is at. The last place anyone would expect: The Miami Wharf.

Abra Kadabra: Lets go and I'll do the entrance this time.

Me: Great. Lets go! Thank you for this information. You've been a big help.

Receptionist: You're welcome.

We went to the Wharf.

We were hiding out.

Abra Kadabra: Follow my lead.

Me: Right.

Ace Ventura: Lets do it.

In the Warehouse at the wharf, LOIS EINHORN/RAY FINKLE was smirking as she or he was laughing at Snowflake. Also she had famous football star Dan Morino tied up.

Lois Einhorn: Soon you will be dead and I will be superbowl champion.

Then a ball of dark magic came in and floated by her and then it went behind Dan Morino and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted out of the ball and a phoenix cry was heard and out of the explosion came us.

Me: Now that was an entrance.

I saw Lois Einhorn.

Me: Lieutenant Lois Einhorn, I presume?

Lois Einhorn: It's an honor to meet the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

I pointed my gun at her.

Me: Or should I say Ray Finkle?

Dan Morino was stunned.

Lynn and Lightning untied him.

Lois Einhorn: I don't know who you are talking about.

Me: You can drop the act. We know it's you.

The police busted in and had their guns pointed at me.

Me: Officers I'm not the one you want. It's HER!

Lois Einhorn: [ignoring them] He kidnapped Snowflake! He killed Roger Podator and was going to kill Dan Marino and meeeeee!

Ace Ventura: Ho ho ho Hooooooooooooo! Fiction can be fun, but I find the reference section a little more enlightening. For instance, if you were to look up the NFL's "All Time Bonehead Plays," you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle, who missed the 26 yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII. [takes deep breath] What you wouldn't read about was how Ray Finkle lost his mind was committed to a mental hospital only to escape and join the police force under the assumed identity of a missing hiker manipulating his way to the top in a diabolical scheme to get even with Dan Marino for whom he blamed the entire thing!

Aguado: What the hell are you talking about?

Ace Ventura: SHE'S NOT LOIS EINHORN!, She's Ray Finkle, she's a man.

Lois Einhorn: He's lying. SHOOT HIIIIMMM!

Me: Then this will tell you otherwise!

I snapped my fingers and "Lois Einhorn" was really RAY FINKLE! He was back to his male form!

Me: SURPRISE!

Dan Morino: Ray Finkle!?

Hood Sickle: That's right, officers. You've been going out with a guy!

The Officers were repulsed by this and they were throwing up and some were even wiping their tongues!

Me: Now HE will pay for his crimes!

Dan Morino: Why did you do this Ray?

Ray Finkle: YOU RUINED EVERYTHING FOR ME DAN! I HATE YOU MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF! BECAUSE OF YOU I WAS RUINED! I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO KILL YOU! YOU DESTROYED EVERYTHING FOR ME!

Me: How fucked up in the head are you!?

Nico: He's REALLY FUCKED up!

Lola: YEAH!

I went up to him and grabbed his hand.

I took off the Super Bowl XVII ring he had on him.

Me: You don't deserve this ring. You are a disgrace to all football stars everywhere.

Nico: You are no champ, you are a cheating chump!

He then exploded into a ferocious homicidal rage and went at me and I punched him in the face and knocked him down.

Top: (to Lynn) You can have his ring, Lynn. You deserve it more.

Dan Morino: I agree with Top, Lynn. Think of it as my gift to you guys for saving my life.

Lynn: Wow! (Puts it on) Thanks Mr. Morino.

Dan Morino: You're welcome.

Me: You had better get to safety Mr. Morino. This is gonna get ugly real fast.

Dan Morino: Go get that son of a bitch! He is not worthy to be part of the NFL anymore.

Me: No he isn't.

Dan Morino got out of the line of fire.

Me: Ray Finkle consider yourself in for a major sacking (Cracks Knuckles) Team Loud Phoenix Storm style!

Nico: You are being ejected for Unsportsmanlike Conduct!

Eli: With a major asskicking!

Emma (ELGVTWD): And it will hurt. BAD!

Scorpion, Doc Ock, Count Vertigo, Sportsmaster, Pied Piper, Juggernaut, Copperhead, The Yenaldooshi, Vortex and Abomination then appeared.

Me: Scorpion, Doc Ock, Count Vertigo, Sportsmaster, Pied Piper, Juggernaut, Copperhead, The Yenaldooshi, Vortex and Abomination.

Count Vertigo: Good seeing you all here.

Pied Piper: Crazy day huh?

Me: Yeah especially for the cops after finding out they were dating a man the entire time.

Copperhead: Gross!

Scorpion: It's a real pleasure to meet you, Ace.

Ace Ventura: The pleasure is all ours.

Doctor Octopus: I see you've had the honor of meeting the mascots.

Poromon: He sure did.

Count Vertigo: (to Ace Ventura) You're also about to see the usual battles from up close.

Sportsmaster: It's also our first time in the usual battles for most of us. Except Copperhead and Yenaldoshi

Me: Yep and it will be cool for you.

Yenaldooshi: We saw everything and that is sick that Ray Fickle would do all that over the last 37 years.

Nico: No kidding. He is completely deranged!

Sportsmaster: And he's an absolute disgrace to all sports everywhere.

Me: Yeah! Especially to football.

?: I agree.

A figure came out and it was WITCHBLADE from Alien Rangers! Back for Round 2.

Me: Witchblade. Back for round 2.

Witchblade: Yep.

Lola: Awesome!

Witchblade: One of these days, you guys should meet the heroine of the series named after me.

Me: I love that show Witchblade. We may consider that in the future.

Nico: Yeah that show was epic.

May: It sure was and the heroes were smoking hot in there.

Lola: Yeah they were!

We then heard a scary screech and then we saw a figure swoop in from out of the sky and it was a flaming Owl Creature! It was the Willawaw!

Me: WHOA!

Qin: Wow! It's the Willawaw!

Twilight Sparkle: What is the Willawaw?

Qin: It was an owl legend creature that was used as a front for a tribal Indian member that was selling stolen merchendise. The gang busted him and he was exiled from the clan.

Twilight Sparkle: Whoa! That's crazy.

Me: Yeah.

?: You haven't seen anything yet!

A figure came out and it was FAIRY GODMOTHER from the Shrek Movies!


~ The Fairy Godmother tells Shrek that he and his kind cannot live happily ever after before attempting to kill Shrek, also her last words before her death.

The Fairy Godmother is the main antagonist of Shrek 2, the posthumous overarching antagonist of Shrek the Third and a mentioned antagonist in Shrek Forever After.

Just like in her origin story, the Fairy Godmother is a magical fairy. However, her personality is different from her classic counterpart's personality. She is also the mother of Prince Charming.

In the film, she was voiced by Jennifer Saunders, who later played Other Spink in Coraline. In the video-game, she was voiced by Claudia Christian, who also played Helga Katrina Sinclair in Atlantis: The Lost Empire.

Past

Years before the events of Shrek 2, Princess Fiona's parents, King Harold and Queen Lillian ask the Fairy Godmother to help their cursed daughter Princess Fiona get rid of her curse. Fiona was cursed by a witch, causing her to turn into an ogre every night and return to human form at sunrise. The Fairy Godmother told them to lock her away in a dragon-guarded castle where she would be rescued by her son, Prince Charming, who was supposed to kiss Fiona and break her curse.

Shrek 2

Years later, during the events of Shrek 2, the Fairy Godmother is first seen physically when Fiona goes to her bedroom balcony and cries because her father King Harold was not pleased that her new husband Shrek was an ogre, her tears supposedly calling to the Fairy Godmother. Arriving, the Fairy Godmother is blown away to learn that Fiona is still an ogre. When Shrek and Donkey enter, Fairy Godmother discovers that Shrek is Fiona's husband. To learn more, she picks up her son and goes to confront Harold, who reveals that Shrek had gone to the castle and freed Fiona first. The Fairy Godmother demands Harold find a way to get Shrek out of the picture and returns to her cottage.

Fairy Godmother is later seen again when Shrek, who had an fight with Fiona after Fairy Godmother left the Far Far Away castle, visits her cottage with Donkey and their new friend Puss-In-Boots, which to their surprise is actually a large factory where she manufactures spells and potions. They walk in on her while she's brewing a love potion singing her same song, which included "a drop of desire, a pinch of passion and just a hint of lust". When Fairy Godmother see Shrek, Donkey, and Puss, Shrek ask her to help him with Fiona. However, she spites him by saying that ogres don't live happily ever after. Before Shrek leaves, he steals one of her potions, the Happily Ever After potion to be specific, and causes a giant mess. After Fairy Godmother learns that Shrek stole the Happily Ever After potion, she realizes that she could use it to her advantage.

The following day, after Shrek (and Donkey) have drunken the potion and Shrek has become a handsome human, Donkey has become a stallion, and Fiona has become human again, Fairy Godmother and Charming go to the castle where Charming poses as a transformed Shrek while the Fairy Godmother prevents the real Shrek from finding Fiona and then makes him witness a "moment" between Charming and Fiona, making him believe she's fallen for Charming. She uses his grief to seemingly gently convince him to stop living in a fairytale, and that if he truly loves Fiona he'll let her go. The plan works but is blown when Shrek, Donkey and Puss see her, Charming, and Harold at the Poisoned Apple tavern.

When Charming complains that Fiona is not warming up to him, Harold wants to call the whole thing off, declaring that you can't force someone to fall in love. Undeterred, the Fairy Godmother gives Harold the philtre she was working on earlier and orders him to have Fiona drink some of it, saying it will make her fall in love with the first man she kisses, and to make sure it is Charming. At first, Harold refuses, but Fairy Godmother then blackmails him by reminding him that she helped him with his happily ever after and that she can take it away just as easily, making Harold give in. Then, when Charming calls her his mother, they hear Donkey shout, "Mother?!" and look outside to see him with Shrek and Puss, the three of them having heard the whole plan. Realizing the jig is up, the Fairy Godmother calls the trio "Thieves" and has them arrested and imprisoned while she and Charming attend the royal ball.

She then notices Fiona is not going for Charming (who's still under the impression he's Shrek) because of his behavior. She then declares to dedicate a song to Fiona and "Prince Shrek" and sings "Holding Out for a Hero," causing Fiona and Charming to dance. The plan almost works until Donkey, Puss, and the real Shrek arrive, having been rescued by Shrek's fairytale friends. They fight over her over the Fairy Godmother's wand. Fairy Godmother quickly orders her son to kiss Fiona, telling him she's already taken the potion, but when Charming kisses Fiona, she headbutts him, revealing Harold didn't give Fiona the philtre, after all. Charming manages to recover and then grabs his mother's wand out of Puss's paw and throws it to her. Enraged, the Fairy Godmother turns to Shrek and Fiona, exclaiming a final message directed at Shrek, "I told you ogres don't live happily ever after!" She then unleashes a death ray from her wand, as soon as the ray is about to hit Shrek. King Harold jumps in the way, and then the spell reflects off the armor he is wearing, and hits the Fairy Godmother. At first she seems unharmed, but as she prepares to attack again, she suddenly bursts into nothing but bubbles and sparkles, leaving only her damaged glasses and wand, which dims out along with her life.

Shrek the Third

The Fairy Godmother doesn't appear in the third film, due having already died in the previous film, but she is mentioned throughout the film by her son Prince Charming, who plans to avenge her death by taking over Far Far Away and kill Shrek, though this all ended in failure as Prince Charming seemingly ends up crushed to death by a falling tower, leaving the Fairy Godmother's plans for conquest and power in vain.

Shrek Forever After

The Fairy Godmother is mentioned at the beginning of the fourth film. At the beginning of the movie, before Shrek and Donkey rescued Fiona like in the first film, Harold and Lillian go to make a deal with Rumpelstiltskin to end Fiona's curse. Harold reminds Lillian that Fairy Godmother insisted only True Love's Kiss would break the curse. Lillian then stated she does not trust the Fairy Godmother, a possible hint at the Fairy Godmother's true role in the second film.

Plus, the Fairy Godmother also appears in the film during its end credits.


Nico: Fairy Godmother of Shrek!

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Yes it is I.

Lola: I hate this version of the Fairy Godmother!

But it wasn't just her. Out came CHINA WHITE, ASAJJ VENTRESS, and METAL SONIC! But also with them was ZAVOK from Sonic The Lost World!


Zavok is a major antagonist of the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. He appears as the main antagonist of Sonic Lost World and as one of the secondary antagonists of Team Sonic Racing. A replica of him also served as a major antagonist in Sonic Forces.

He is a Zeti who is the leader of his entire race, and the former leader of the Deadly Six. When Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik came to Lost Hex, Zavok and the other members of the Deadly Six were forced into serving the doctor due to the effects of the Cacophonic Conch. However, Zavok and the Deadly Six rise up against Eggman and break free, threatening to destroy the world, but was defeated by Sonic.

He was voiced by Travis Willingham in Sonic: Lost World and Sonic Forces, and by Patrick Seitz in Team Sonic Racing onwards.

Sonic Lost World

In Sonic Lost World, Doctor Eggman attempts to harness the power of Zavok and the other Deadly Six members in an attempt to defeat Sonic the Hedgehog and conquer the world. However, Zavok and the Deadly Six rise up against Eggman and break free, threatening to destroy the world by themselves by using Eggman's unstable Extrator machine to absorb Earth's energy and increase their power.

Zavok is the last of the Deadly Six to be fought, and Sonic defeats him twice, the second time sending him falling, although he survives. Zavok is mad about Sonic to Tails because he embarrassed him once again. He tries to brainwash Tails as a robot, but Tails escapes using one of his tails and one of Zomom's toothpicks to reprogram the machine.

Zavok appears in Zone 3 of Lava Mountain alongside Zeena and Zor, and is again the sixth to be fought. Sonic defeats the vengeful leader with two Homing Attacks, after which he turns giant and chases Sonic up a shaft, shooting fireballs at him. Sonic hits explosive blocks at Zavok, which eventually defeats the red Zeti and sends him falling into the lava pit below, presumably killing him (although Eggman seems to suggest otherwise with plans of controlling the Deadly Six again, but he may have not witnessed the battle due to construction of his mech, and assumed they escaped or was referring to other Zeti other than the Six as he actually never says the Zeti were the Six.).

Sonic Forces

A duplicate of Zavok appears in Sonic Forces as one of the antagonists of the game, alongside copies of Shadow the Hedgehog, Metal Sonic and Chaos. Zavok was one of the copies who assisted Infinite in defeating and capturing Sonic. The hedgehog was imprisoned aboard the Death Egg for many months of torture until he eventually escaped. Zavok then fought Sonic by commanding large amounts of flying Badniks but was soon defeated, causing the Zeti to glitch and fade from existence.


Sonic: Zavok!

Zavok: Been a while Sonic.

Eli: Not him again. First Metal Sonic and now you.

Zavok: I know Eli. I'm just a nightmare that won't go away. But I'm real.

Me: Who are you gonna be the archenemy for?

Zavok: I chose Ace Bunny as my Archenemy.

Ace Bunny: All right!

Me: Lets get this party started.

We powered up and I snapped my fingers and we were on the planet Pisciss!

Nico: Planet Pisciss. Good choice.

Me: Yep. Lets go!

Marco (Animorphs): I'll face the Willawaw.

We went at them.


Battle 1: Duncan, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Cammy, Chun Li, R. Mika, Menat, Karin, Ibuki, Kumiko and Future Maria VS Scorpion


Scorpion was first.

Scorpion: (to Duncan) F.Y.I., Evil Lyn confirmed that Skeletor didn't have frat boys over at Snake Mountain in the past.

Duncan: That's a relief. It would have been really funny to see that and have them trash the place.

Twilight Sparkle: Frat boys are stupid. They have no respect for the laws.

Luster Dawn: No they don't. It's like they can do whatever they want without any shame or consequences.

Princess Cadance: And get away with anything they want.

Princess Amore: If that doesn't spell Sociopathic Monster then I don't know what will.

Scorpion: You got that right. I didn't like school. It was awful. But who are the new kids with you guys?

Flurry Heart: That's Emma and Niko. They are Zombie Apocalypse Survivors that J.D. and Jetfire rescued from a Planet Earth that was located 10 billion light-years away from here.

Cloud Star: Yeah it was terrible that they had to go through all that.

Lilly Crystal: Having to survive a zombie apocalypse like that at such a young age is awful.

Scorpion: Oh man. Poor kids. Thank goodness that J.D. and Jetfire saved them from such an apocalyptic nightmare.

Minuette: Yeah thank goodness for that.

Twinkleshine: Poor kids.

Lemon Hearts: But thank goodness they are alright.

Moondancer: Yeah Zombies are scary.

Lyra Heartstrings: And repulsively ugly.

Bon Bon: They are awful too.

Star Swirl: They are awful creatures. We faced lots of them ourselves.

Spyro: Yeah and they were not a pretty sight!

Ninjini: No they weren't.

Pop Fizz: Yeah they were crazy!

Scorpion: No kidding. I see you all have the Street Fighter Girls too.

Cammy: (British Accent) Indeed and it's gonna be awesome facing you.

Chun-Li: You got that right.

R. Mika: This is gonna be good.

Menat: You said it!

Karin: We're going to kick some butt.

Ibuki: This is gonna be fun.

Kumiko: You said it.

Futura Maria: Yeah!

Scorpion: Bring it on!

He fired a wave of acid from his tail and they dodged it and punched and kicked and blasted him all over and knocked Scorpion down.

Duncan: AAWWWW YEAH!

Twilight Sparkle: That was awesome!


Battle 2: Scarlet, Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Firecracker Burst, Fire Skylanders, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Prince Ren, Tula, Ioz, Niddler, Pirate Man and June VS Doc Ock


Doc Ock was next.

Doctor Octopus: (to Scarlet) I actually do know what Skeletor and that accountant did in that office together at the end of that Robot Chicken sketch. But since there are children present, I'm not going to say what it is.

Scartlet: I have a feeling I know what it might be too but yeah I won't say it either at the risk of Nicole beating the living shit out of us.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah.

Doc Ock: I heard that Qin is a direct descendent of the infamous Dragon Emperor of China.

Sunset Shimmer: That's what I was hearing too! She has a lot of awesome history in her blood.

Pepperdance: Ooowee! Yeah that is something.

Cayenne: We read a lot about Emperor Han the Dragon Emperor and he was a monster bent on conquering the world back over 2,000 years ago.

Wallflower: And he was cursed wasn't he?

Cayenne: Yes he was.

Firecracker Burst: Hard to imagine that Qin is descended from a malevolent monster.

Sunburn: No kidding. That must be a really powerful and rough history.

Fryno: Yeah that must be amazing.

Doc Ock: No kidding! (To Prince Ren) Wait a minute aren't you all the Pirates of Dark Water!?

Prince Ren: We sure are.

Doc Ock: Wow! I loved watching you all on TV back when I was a kid!

Tula: Brings back memories doesn't it.

Ioz: Really awesome adventures on Mer.

Niddler: After this lets get some food.

Tula: Food must be all you think about.

Pirate Man: Good adventures lads.

June: Yeah they were.

Doc Ock: Aw yeah. Lets do it!

He sent his tentacles at them and they dodged them and blasted him all over with energy and fire blasts and smashed him down.

Scarlet: All right!

Sunset shimmer: YEAH!


Battle 3: Courtney, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Rose, Daisy, Lily Valley, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur De Lis, Fancy Pants, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, Saffron Masala, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Water Skylanders, Batman, Robin, Batgirl, Mandarin and Edward the Platypus VS Count Vertigo


Count Vertigo was next.

Count Vertigo: (to Courtney) Clearly, a 37 year old grudge has not been healthy for Finkle.

Courtney: You got that right. Carrying a grudge for almost 40 years made him COMPLETELY insane.

Rarity: Now we know why carrying a grudge for long periods of time is so unhealthy.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah it destroys your mind and your sanity.

Thunder Terror: Yeah and it's hard to imagine that he would blame a very famous football star like Dan Morino for his failures even though he didn't do anything wrong.

Sassy Saddles: (British Accent) He has a tremendous number of problems with his mind.

Sapphire Shores: You said it girl.

Vinyl Scratch nodded in agreement.

Octavia Melody: (British Accent) His mother had every right to have him committed like that.

Rose: He is a monster!

Daisy: A freak of nature!

Lily Valley: Yeah he needs to be locked up!

Jet Set: I most definitely agree.

Upper Crust: Indeed and we are lovers of football and love the sport.

Count Vertigo: I love football myself.

Fleur De Lis: Who doesn't love football.

Fancy Pants: (Posh British Accent) It's a most fun sport chaps.

Diamond Tiara: I like football myself and it's a great sport.

Silver Spoon: Yeah and coincidentally my favorite team is the Dolphins.

Toxic Horror: I have always been a big fan of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers but what Ray Finkle did makes him the ultimate sore loser.

Louie PoisonSea: I like the Pittsburgh Steelers and I agree. What Ray Finkle did makes him a disgrace to all of football.

Saffron Masala: (Indian Accent) You said it. I like the Seattle Seahawks.

Mistmane: Football is fun.

Sable Spirit: I heard that a lot of people got hurt playing it.

Zap: (Gurgling Voice) They sure have.

Tidepool: (Australian Accent) They sure have mates and it's not pretty.

Batman: No it isn't. The worst case was Aaron Hernandez.

Robin: Yeah he was bad.

Batgirl: And I feel sorry for him.

Count Vertigo: I do too. What he did was all over the news.

Mandarin: It sure was.

Edward: I feel sorry for him.

Count Vertigo: Me too. Lets do it!

He fired a vertigo ray from his eye and they closed their eyes and ran at him and punched and kicked and smashed him all over with water, jewels and energy and smashed him down.

Courtney: All right!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Battle 4: Lightning, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Grand Pear, Earth Skylanders, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Woody, Buzz, Jessie, Rex, Hamm, Mr. Potato Head, Little Bo Peep, Helga Sinclair and Marie Kanker Loud VS Sportsmaster


Sportsmaster was next.

Sportsmaster: (to Lightning) Finkle's not going to the Olympics anytime soon.

Lightning: Or any other sporting event for that matter.

Applejack: Yeah and after carrying a grudge for that long a period of time he doesn't deserve to be part of any sport.

Apple Bloom: Yeah that is completely unhealthy.

Frozen Fright: Yeah. It totally destroyed his mind and sanity.

Apple Fritter: Blaming someone like Dan Morino for their own failures is something that the Evil Lynn would do to Lincoln and all that.

Sportsmaster: Evil Lynn?

Applejack: An evil version of Lynn from another universe that tried to kill Lincoln and her former family for getting rid of her for her hatred towards Lincoln for claims of bad luck.

Big Mac: Eeyup.

Sportsmaster: Oh man! I've heard about that. That was crazy! She framed our Lynn for her crimes.

Sugar Belle: Yeah that was nuts.

Bright Mac: No kidding. Her heart must be so full of hatred.

Pear Butter: That was awful.

Granny Smith: That girl is more twisted than an apple fritter burning in the oven and reduced to black powder.

Apple Rose: You said it cousin.

Goldie Delicious: Yeah she was crazy.

Grand Pear: No kidding.

Flashwing: That girl is a nightmare.

Rubble Rouser: She sure is guys!

Autumn Blaze: I'm glad that she is in prison where she belongs.

Coloratura: Yeah and if she gets out we'll be ready for her.

Sportsmaster: Yeah thnk goodness.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye lads. Thank goodness for that.

Cocoa Axe: (Irish Accent) You said it lads. I'm just glad that Dan Morino and Snowflake are alright.

Steela Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent) I agree guys.

Woody: Yeah and I hope that sidewinder Ray Finkle gets what's coming.

Buzz: Me too.

Jessie (Toy Story): Yeah he's a monster.

Rex: You said it!

Mr. Potato Head: Yeah he is crazy!

Hamm: No kidding.

Little Bo Peep: Yeah.

Helga Sinclair: He will get what's coming to him.

Marie K.L.: He sure will.

Sportsmaster: You got that right. Lets get it on!

He threw a bunch of football bombs at them and they went at them as they dodged them and smashed him all over with Earth and apples and energy and smashed him down.

Lightning: SHA-BLAM!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Battle 5: Gwen, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Dark Skylanders, Little Strongheart, Apache Chief, Long Shadow, Jake Sulley, Neytiri, Norm Spellman, Grace Augustine, Trudy Chacon, Ra's Al Ghul and Ground Man VS Pied Piper


Pied Piper was next.

Pied Piper: (to Gwen) The way you guys can change genders is much more simple then how Finkle did it.

Gwen: Yeah the other way takes far too long with all that surgery and stuff.

Princess Luna: It sure does. But Ray Finkle's Mind is completeley broken beyond repair. He deserves to be in prison for all his crimes.

Snowdrop: Yeah what a monster.

Gari: I hope they give him the death penalty for it.

Ink Rose: Me too.

Moonlight Raven: You heard all of Miami cheer for when Finkle's house was destroyed?

Pied Piper: I sure did. I can't believe all of Miami hates him still for what he did over 37 years ago.

Blackout: And that was back in Superbowl XVII.

Knight Mare: All because he missed an easy field goal.

Little Strongheart: Yeah that was crazy. Even though I never watched football, learning all about new things is really interesting for me.

Jake Sulley: It sure is fun.

Neytiri: It sure is and learning all about Earth is really amazing too.

Norm Spellman: It sure is fun just as much as learning about Pandora.

Grace Augustine: Yes.

Trudy Chacon: You said it.

Ra's Al Ghul: It sure is most amazing.

Ground Man: Yes it is.

Pied Piper: Indeed it is. Lets do it!

He fired a sonic flute blast and they dodged it and blasted him all over and smashed him all over.

Gwen: YEAH!

Princess Luna: A victory of the night.


Battle 6: Cameron, Pinkie Pie, Tech Skylanders,Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, The Three Stooges, Somnambula, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Lapis Lazuli, Peridot, Ruby, Sapphire, Bismuth, Dioptase, Cuprosklodowskite, Steven Universe, Connie, Android 21 and Suzumebachi VS Juggernaut


Juggernaut was next.

Juggernaut: (to Cameron) Didn't Quagmire's dad get a sex change too?

Cameron: Yeah he did and that is silly.

Pinkie Pie: I thought it was awesome!

Sprocket: But any family of that pervert is not a pleasant guy.

Bouncer: Yeah.

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) Quagmire is the ultimate enemy of women everywhere.

Marble Pie: Yeah and he makes me sick.

Limestone Pie: Me too!

Moe: That guy is a menace to all women everywhere.

Larry Fine: You said it!

Curly: And he couldn't hit the broad side of a man. Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.

POINK!

Moe poked Curly's eyes out.

Moe: Get outta here!

Larry Fine: Leave him alone!

Moe: Butt out of this Porcupine!

BONK!

Moe bonked Larry on the head.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) But more to the point, what Quagmire does is absolutely disgusting.

Garnet: You said it.

Amethyst: Yeah he's a rapist and a pervert.

Pearl: You said it Amethyst.

Lapis Lazuli: He has no respect for women.

Peridot: No he doesn't.

Ruby: We should give him the ultimate castration.

Sapphire: Big time!

Dioptase: And smash his skull.

Cuprosklodowskite: Big time.

Steven Universe: Yeah!

Connie: He is a freak!

Android 21: Yeah he is!

Suzumebachi: Absolutely.

Juggernaut: You got that right. Lets get it on!

He charged at them and they dodged him and blasted and smashed him all over the place and smashed him down.

Cameron: All right!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!

Moe: Success!

Curly: Success!

Curly kissed Moe full on the mouth.

Moe: (Spits) I'm poisoned! (Slaps Curly) WHAT'S A MATTER WITH YOU!?

SLAP SLAP! HONK HONK!

He double slapped him twice and honked his nose twice.


Battle 7: Tea Gardner, Starlight Glimmer, Undead Skylanders, Trixie, Thorax, Sunburst, Juniper Montage, Clover the Clever, Yugi Moto, Joey Wheeler, Tristan, Serenity, Hood Sickle and Cuckoo Clocker VS Nathan Prince A.K.A. Copperhead.


Copperhead was next.

Copperhead: (to Tea) Ace Ventura sure is a funny guy.

Tea Gardner: He sure is and he cracks us up every time.

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah he does! I love his funny lines and how they make us laugh every time.

Hex: They sure are funny ones.

Cynder: You got that right.

Trixie: They are really funny and he sure knows how to make people laugh.

Thorax: He sure does. It's so funny.

Sunburst: Yeah it is!

Juniper Montage: He also drives the bad guys crazy like we do.

Clover: Yeah he does.

Yugi: That is funny.

Joey Wheeler: Aww yeah! That is awesome!

Tristan: It sure is!

Serenity: You said it.

Hood Sickle: Yep.

Cuckoo Clocker: Yep.

Copperhead: Lets do it!

He spit venom at them and they dodged it and blasted him all over with skulls and stars and energy and smashed him down.

Tea Gardner: YEAH!

Starlight Glimmer: That was fun!

Trixie: Another grand performance by The Great and Powerful Trixie!


Battle 8: Seto Kaiba, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Air Skylanders, Lightning Dust, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Daring Do, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Mystery Mint, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sour Sweet, Sunny Flare, Frosty Orange, Sugarcoat, Lightning McQueen, Mater, Doc Hudson, Sally Carerra, Francesco Bernoulli, Brawl & Chain and Fisticuffs VS The Yenaldooshi


The Yenaldooshi was next.

Yenaldooshi: (to Kaiba) I really like how Ace Ventura is kind to animals.

Seto Kaiba: He sure is kind to all animals. I hope bad guys learn from this and never steal them.

Rainbow Dash: But knowing how criminals are they never will learn.

Scootaloo: You got that right Rainbow Dash.

Magma Gloom: And Team Loud Phoenix Storm will always be there to stop them.

Whirlwind: You said it!

Free Ranger: And we'll whip up a storm of justice for them.

Yenaldooshi: Yeah we will! But what that Ray Finkle Guy did was absolutely despicable.

Spitfire: You got that right and he gives all football players everywhere a really bad name.

Vapor Trail: He sure does. And I think he deserves worse than a mental hospital for his crimes.

Sky Stinger: You got that right. He killed a police officer and that makes him eligible for the chair.

Angel Wings: And no one will weep for his retched soul.

Soarin: Yeah! He has no honor! He threw all that away when he started hating Dan Morino for so long.

Night Glider: He sure did. What a heartless monster.

Wind Socks: He doesn't deserve any respect or glory after everything he did.

Daring Do: He is as bad as Aaron Hernandez was.

Cloudkicker: Well maybe not that bad but he is definitely one of the worst.

Blossomforth: Yeah Aaron Hernandez killed his friends because he took one too many blows to his head.

Mystery Mint: All those concussions and CTE destroyed his mind.

Derpy Hooves: Yeah that's horrible.

Flash Magnus: Yeah we saw all his brain scan images and they were awful.

Yenaldooshi: You aren't kidding. I saw how bad his mind was damaged and having to take that many blows during the entirety of his football career REALLY damaged his brain bad.

Indigo Zap: Yeah that was awful.

Lemon Zest: No kidding. I feel sorry for Aaron Hernandez but I don't feel sorry for Finkle.

Sugarcoat: Me neither and he can burn in hell.

Sour Sweet: Yeah he's a monster.

Sunny Flare: He sure is.

Frosty Orange: Yeah he is.

Lightning McQueen: What he did is NOT COOL!

Mater: No it isn't.

Doc Hudson: I would have him punished in federal courts for this.

Sally Carerra: Without a doubt after we're done with him he WILL be taken to federal courts for lying and all that.

Francesco: (Italian Accent) Indeed-a he will.

Brawl & Chain: Yep.

Fisticuffs: And I hope he likes the federal prison system.

Yenaldooshi: Yeah! Lets do it!

He fired a Sonic Howl blast and they dodged it and fired waves of wind and energy and smashed him down.

Seto Kaiba: And stay down!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!

Lightning McQueen: YEAH! AWESOME!


Battle 9: Aerrow, Princess Celestia, Light Skylanders, Goths of Darkness, Dark Signers, Tornado Man and Plug Man VS Vortex


Vortex was next.

Vortex: What those kids went through on that version of Earth must not have been fun.

Aerrow: No kidding. I feel bad for Emma and Niko having to survive a Zombie Apocalypse at such a young age.

Princess Celestia: Me too and that's why I've decided to make them my students of magic and friendship and have Twilight Sparkle help teach them with me.

Sunburst: Wow! That's great!

Aurora (Skylanders): It sure is princess. They would be honored I'mm sure.

Brittney: I think so too.

Lucy Loud: After everything they went through they could use it.

Haiku: Definitely.

The Goths of Darkness agreed.

Roman Goodwin: I hope Emma and Niko recover from such a horrifying ordeal.

Carly Atlas: Yeah it's awful having to face zombies like that.

Devack: Especially at such a young age.

Misty Tredwell: It sure is. Poor things.

Kalin: Yeah that's awful.

Greiger: But thank goodness they didn't get hurt or turned into zombies.

Rex Goodwin: Yeah thank goodness.

Tornado Man: Yeah.

Plug Man: I'll say.

Vortex: You got that right. Lets do it!

He fired lightning blasts and they dodged them and went at him and fired waves of light and darkness and smashed him down.

Aerrow: YEAH!

Princess Celestia: Awesome!


Battle 10: Ripster, Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Discord, Zecora, Life Skylanders, Sam Manson, Danny Phantom, Tucker Foley, Valerie Grey, Dani Phantom, Jazz Fenton, Gemini Man and Hard Man VS Abomination


Abomination was next.

Abomination: How is Nico doing after seeing that comic you showed everyone earlier?

Ripster: He's recovered. But we won't be facing a murderous Patrick or Greedy Mr. Krabs anytime soon.

Fluttershy: Yes and that is a good think.

Abomination: It sure is. Do you like Ace Ventura for his love of Animals, Fluttershy?

Fluttershy: I sure do. He has a big heart for all animals great and small like me.

Tree Hugger: That is completely far out good dudes.

Mage Meadowbrook: It sure is. But what Ray Finkle was doing is a disgrace to all things in football and animals everywhere.

Discord: Indeed and I may be the embodiment of chaos but I can never support a monster like Ray Finkle.

Zecora: Ray Finkle has no field of game, and after everything he did he will never be the same.

Stealth Elf: No he sure won't.

Stink Bomb: He doesn't deserve to be cleared of any of his crimes after today.

Danny Phantom: No he doesn't.

Sam Manson: Yeah he is a monster.

Tucker Foley: You said it.

Valerie Grey: Yeah he is sick!

Dani Phantom: Yeah!

Jazz Fenton: When we get our hands on him he will wish he was never born!

Gemini Man: Yeah!

Hard Man: And it won't be pretty.

Abomination: No it won't. Lets do it!

He went at them and they dodged him and blasted him all over with waves of leaves and energy and smashed him down.

Ripster: JAWSOME!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Battle 11: Indigo Zap VS China White


China White was next.

China White: This is gonna be so fun.

Indigo Zap: I always get a great thrill out of it all when we fight.

China White: So do I my friend. Lets do it!

China white unsheathed her sword and Indigo Zap had a sword form in her hand and they clashed powerfully all over and sparks were flying all over and Indigo kicked her in the face and knocked her down.


Battle 12: Elie Glory VS Asajj Ventress


Asajj Ventress was next.

Elie: This is gonna be good. (Ignites her pink lightsaber)

Asajj: Yes it will be good. (Ignites her red lightsabers)

Elie: Lets do it.

Elie and Asaji then clashed all over and sparks and energy were flying all over the place and Elie blasted her back with Force Lightning and smashed her down.


Battle 13: Ace Bunny VS Zavok


Zavok was next.

Ace Bunny: This is gonna be good.

Zavok: Yeah! Lets get it on!

Zavok went at him and punched and kicked at him all over with incredible speed and Ace dodged his strikes and slashed him all over with his sword and kicked him down.


Battle 14: Vinyl Scratch VS Metal Sonic


Metal Sonic was next.

Metal Sonic: I love the music you play when we fight.

Vinyl Scratch gave him the thumbs up.

Metal Sonic: Lets dance then!

Vinyl Scratch used a technique called DARK RAVE STYLE NINJA ART: SANDSTORM!

She played Sandstorm by Darude and she fired lasers as she was dancing to the rave beat and they hit Metal Sonic all over and smashed him down.

Vinyl Scratch threw up the goats.


Battle 15: Alien Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Starfire, Wildfire, Blackfire, Ahsoka Tano, Trixie and Paige VS Witchblade


Witchblade was next for round 2.

Delphine: (Alien Voice) IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

In a huge wave of water they transformed.

Delphine: "White Aquitar Ranger Power!"

Corcus: "Black Aquitar Ranger Power!"

Cestro: "Blue Aquitar Ranger Power!"

Tideus: "Yellow Aquitar Ranger Power!"

Aurico: "Red Aquitar Ranger Power!"

They were ready for action!

Aurico: "Rangers of Aquitar, Full power!"

All: "Power of Water, Power of Light, Powers Unite!"

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ALIEN!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Alien Rangers and Orion turned into Ninjor.

Starfire: Time for action!

Ahsoka: Lets do it!

Paige: Yeah!

They fired waves of energy and fire and the Aquitar and Megaforce Rangers fired an energy ray blast and the blasts all hit Witchblade all at once and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

She was dead.

Starfire: YEAH!

Blackfire: Like Nico says...

Paige: Witchblade you have failed this universe!

Troy Burrows: That's a Super Mega Win.


Battle 16: Marco (Animorphs) VS Willawaw


The Willawaw was next.

It was flying around and screeching powerfully.

Marco (Animorphs): Lets do this!

He sprouted wings and turned into a falcon and flew after the Willawaw with incredible speed and smashed the creature down.


Battle 17: Twilight Sparkle, Fairy Godmother (Cinderella) and Eli VS Fairy Godmother (Shrek)


The Fairy Godmother of Shrek was next.

The Fairy Godmother just turned Twilight into a donkey and Eli into a mouse and were in a cloud of smoke.

Fairy Godmother: (laughs) I can keep turning you two into whatever I like until the cows come home!

But then Twilight and Eli were unaffected.

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): WHAT!?

Twilight Sparkle: Sorry Fairy Godmother but we're completely impervious to all forms of magic.

Eli: But you are not! It's time for us to take you down for being a bad Fairy Godmother!

(BONNIE TYLER'S HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO PLAYS)

Twilight Sparkle unsheathed her sword and Eli went Super Human and they went at her and The Fairy Godmother turned her wand into a sword and they clashed powerfully. It was Alicorn Princess and Super Human VS Evil Xenophobic Godmother. They clashed powerfully and sparks and lightning were flying all over and Twilight kicked her in the face and slashed her in the face and Eli kicked her in the back of the head and punched her in the face and Twilight punched her in the face and knocked out some of her teeth. Fairy Godmother blasted her magic at them and they dodged each blast with little effort and Twilight fired a magic laser and blasted Fairy Godmother in her face and slashed her arm.

Then Cinderella's Fairy Godmother then appeared!

Fairy Godmother (Cinderella): Looks like I got here just in time. Time to teach this ripoff of me some manners.

She readied her wand.

Salagadoola mechicka boola
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Put them together and what have you got
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Salagadoola mechicka boola
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
It'll do magic, believe it or not
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Yes, salagadoola means
Mechicka booleroo
But the thing mabob that does the job
Is bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Salagadoola menchicka boola
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Put them together and what have you got
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Yes, salagadoola means
Mechicka booleroo
But the thing mabob that does the job
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Salagadoola menchicka boola
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Now you put them together, what have you got
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Bibbidi-bobbidi, bibbidi-bobbidi
Bibbialta do-do-do-do-boo

She fired a blast of magic and blasted off the Shrek Fairy Godmother's wings, tiara and wand and stripped her of her magic. Then a card fell out of her pocket.

Twilight Sparkle: A Number Card.

Twilight Sparkle picked it up and it was NUMBER 0: THE VOID!

Twilight Sparkle: Number 0: The Void.

Eli: Whoa that one looks dangerous.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah.

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): NO! That's mine!

Twilight Sparkle: You will never touch another creature again! As Princess of Friendship, you are hereby sentenced to be locked in stone for all eternity!

She fired a rainbow light blast and it hit Fairy Godmother and turned her into a stone statue. She will be forever locked in stone for all eternity.

Eli: She looks better this way.

Fairy Godmother (Cinderella): She sure does.

Twilight Sparkle: Not bad for my first time petrifying someone.


Later we regrouped and we were facing RAY FINKLE!

Me: It's over for you!

Troy: Ace, if you like animals, then you're gonna love this!

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Jungle Fury!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Jungle Fury Rangers.

Me: BLUE 34, FALCON PUNCH LIGHTNING! HUT HUT HUT HIKE!

We went at Finkle and punched and kicked him all over! I punched him all over and smashed his face in and Nico and Ace punched and kicked him all over the place.

Earthworm Jim: EAT DIRT DISGRACED FOOTBALL PLAYER! (BLASTS HIM ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ed Cowart: EAT DIRT HOMICIDAL MANIAC DOUCHEBAG! (BLASTS HIM ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Daffy Duck: Buddy, here's pie in your eye. (throws pie at Finkle's face)

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

It exploded in his face!

Me: Take this! FIRE STYLE: BURNER PHOENIX!

Varie: WATER STYLE: JETSTREAM DOLPHIN!

Misty Tredwell: DARK STYLE: SHADOW SALAMANDER STRIKE!

Palutena: LIGHT STYLE: SHINING NOVA EAGLE!

Zarya: MAGIC STYLE: MYSTIC MOON WOLF!

Lincoln: LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDER FALCON!

Ronnie Anne: EARTH STYLE: QUAKE ALPACA!

Paige: WIND STYLE: JET LLAMA!

Girl Jordan: WATER STYLE: SNAPPING ALLIGATOR!

Lily the Mermaid: WATER STYLE: AQUA SNAPPING TURTLE!

Sam (TS): FIRE STYLE: BURNER BEARCAT!

Clover: SAND STYLE: SAND BEARDED DRAGON!

Alex (TS): METAL STYLE: GOLDEN MACAW!

Earth: PLANET STYLE: PLANETARY SEA LION!

Mai Shiranui: FIRE STYLE BURNER LION!

Gluko: WIND STYLE: WIND CRANE!

Batch: TECH STYLE: POISON DART FROG!

They fired elemental blasts and they formed into said creatures.

Ariel's Sisters: WATER STYLE SIX SEA ANIMAL STRIKE!

They fired schools of water and summoned schools sharks, whales, fish, eels, jellyfish and Manta Rays.

R. Mika: STRENGTH STYLE: GREAT GRIZZLY BEAR!

Menat: DARK STYLE: BAT HORDE STRIKE!

Makoto: EARTH STYLE: STRIKING RATTLESNAKE!

Ibuki: SHADOW STYLE: COCKROACH CRAWL STRIKE!

Hilda: (British Accent) WIND STYLE: HOPPING KANGAROO!

Toph: EARTH STYLE: QUAKE KING COBRA!

Twilight Sparkle: MAGIC STYLE: MYSTIC MASKED LAPWING!

Sunset Shimmer: FIRE STYLE: SCORCH OCELOT!

Rarity: CRYSTAL STYLE: CRYSTAL RAINBOW BOA!

Rainbow Dash: SPEED STYLE: HYPERJET CHEETAH!

Pinkie Pie: COMEDY STYLE: CHARGING RHINOCEROS HORNBILL!

Applejack: NATURE STYLE: WOODLAND HORSE!

Fluttershy: NATURE STYLE: GRASSY RINGTAIL!

Starlight Glimmer: MAGIC STYLE: MYSTIC SADDLEBILL STORK!

Trixie: MAGIC STYLE: MAGIC COCKATOO!

Jessica: STING STYLE: RAGING WASP HORDES!

Shantae: MAGIC STYLE: MAGIC SEA EAGLE!

Yuna: WATER STYLE: AQUA PENGUIN!

Nanami: WATER STYLE: TIDAL ORCA!

Frosta: ICE STYLE: CHILLING GREAT WHITE SHARK!

Perfuma: NATURE STYLE: WOODLAND GAZELLE!

Entrapta: TECH STYLE: JET FALCON!

Ruby: NATURE STYLE: WOODLAND COUGAR!

Weiss: ICE STYLE: COLD SEA LION!

Blake: DARK STYLE: SHADOW TIGER!

Yang: FIRE STYLE: BURNING KOMODO DRAGON!

Emerald Sustrai: ILLUSION STYLE: ILLUSORY SPIDER!

Dew Gayl: NATURE STYLE: GRASS GORILLA!

They fired energy blasts and element blasts and they formed into elemental creatures and they smashed Ray Finkle all over the place with incredible power and fury.

Armada Starscream turned into his Cybertron Starscream form and Jetfire turned into his Cybertron Jetfire form.

Jetfire, Poison Ivy, Starscream and I M Weasel used the Autobot, Earth, Decepticon and Animatron Cyber Planet Keys and they turned Jetfire's shoulder into a back shoulder cannon, enhanced Poison Ivy's Plant Powers, had Starscream's left arm cannon pop out and enhanced I M Weasel's powers 100-fold.

Armada Starscream and Poison Ivy: SUPER LEAF LASER BLAST!

Jetfire and I M Weasel: ULTRA LASER WEASEL BLAST!

Armada Starscream fired a massive laser blast and Poison Ivy fired a blast of leaves. Jetfire fired a cannon blast and I M Weasel fired a wave of energy.

Me and my harem: WATER STYLE AQUA MIAMI DOLPHINS!

Lincoln, Toph, Hilda, Nanami and Jessica: ELEMENTAL STYLE: INDIANAPOLIS COLTS!

Team RWBY, Emerald Sustrai and Dew Gayl: NATURE STYLE: WOODLAND NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS!

R. Mika, Menat, Ibuki, Makoto, Mai Shiranui and Shantae: STRENGTH STYLE: NEW YORK GIANTS!

Sam, Clover, Alex, Perfuma, Frosta, Entrapta and Earth: DESERT STYLE: DALLAS COWBOYS!

Ariel's Sisters: WATER STYLE: AQUA BUFFALO BILLS!

Mane 8: MAGIC STYLE: MYSTIC GREEN BAY PACKERS!

Batch, Ronnie Anne, Paige, Gluko and Girl Jordan: TECH STYLE: TENNESSEE TITANS!

We fired elemental blasts and they formed into the logos of said teams and smashed Ray Finkle all over the place.

Me: Time to finish this son of a fucking bitch!

Me and Lincoln and our harems: FINAL SMASH: MOTHER NATURES WRATH!

We summoned many animals from different habitats.

Me and Lincoln and our harems: FINAL SMASH: NFL TEAM CHARGE STRIKE!

We summoned all the NFL Teams.

Ace Ventura, Lynn, Lightning, Sportsmaster, Margo, Paula, Lynn Jr., Anna Knudson, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Taz, Wile E. Coyote, Tweety, Lola Bunny and Carly Atlas: SPACE JAM ULTRA BLAST!

They fired waves of elements and they formed into the famous basketball stars of the NBA and the blasts smashed down Ray Finkle and he was down for the count.

We had him arrested and we were back on Earth.

Pied Piper: And that's the end of that.

Juggernaut: So, what do we do with Finkle?

Maria: He's going to the local jail. I figured the cops can have him as payback for making them go out with him.

Copperhead: That's a good idea.

Yenaldoshi: And he's in his right gender now.

Me: You got that right. And he is also facing federal charges for lying all these years. He's looking at the Death Penalty since Florida is a Capital Punishment state.

Nico: Ray Finkle you have failed this state!

Me: Yes he has.

Ray Finkle spit at me as he was being taken and loaded into a car and we flipped the bird at him. Ray Finkle was found guilty of Capital Murder, Animal cruelty, 1st Degree Assault, Abuse of power, Attempted Capital murder, Kidnapping and Identity theft. He was sentenced to death and was to be executed by the Electric Chair.

At his execution we hooked him up.

Me: Any last words?

Ray Finkle: Yeah. FUCK YOU ALL AND FUCK YOU DAN MORINO! I HOPE YOU ALL GET RAPED AND MURDERED!

Me: Well fuck you too! I hope you get tortured and raped in the fire of Hell.

I pulled the switch and then…

ZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

He got electrocuted and then his head exploded!

KRABOOOOMM!

Me: EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!

Nico: GROSS!

Lola: YUCK!

Me: Go to hell Finkle. You are forever going to be laughed at and humiliated in the hall of shame.

Lola: Yep.

Twilight Sparkle: Yep.

Nico: And the statue of Fairy Godmother will look perfect in our garden.

Twilight Sparkle: It sure will.

Princess Celestia: I'm so proud of you Twilight. You froze your first ever villain in stone.

Twilight Sparkle: Thanks princess.

Me: It will be the first of many. Lets go get some grub.

Nico: Good idea.

Ace Ventura: (To the viewers) That was an epic battle ladies and gentlemen! In every battle there is always a loser. LOOHOO-SEHER!

We laughed at how he said that.

Eli: That's funny.

Ets: Yeah it is.

We went to Lynn's Table for an awesome meal and then we went home and turned in for the night.

THE END


Another awesome and funny adventure complete.

Ace Ventura Pet Detective is one of the funniest movies that I have seen from Jim Carrey and it was so funny how he did all that stuff in that movie. HE WAS HILARIOUS! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Etstheclarencefan, Drako1234658 and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Tomorrow is Mothers Day and we're not only going to celebrate our moms but also next up is the awesome 1989 series Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water. I don't know if any of your are familiar with this one and I'm not either but it's one of Omegahatchiyak12's ideas and it's about a mysterious girl and how she has a jewel that is connected to the mysterious lost continent of Atlantis in the Mediterranean Sea and we're going after the evil Gargoyle for causing countless deaths and turning Nadia's brother into a robot and we're going to make sure he pays for his crimes.

See you all tomorrow.