At the World Tree Estate we were watching TV while I was reading today's paper.

Me: Well so far nothing is going on. Except for that gang that I lead the FBI to.

Eli: That was clever.

Ets: Yep.

Emma (ELGVTWD): That was good that they won't be causing anymore trouble.

Nunnally: You said it.

Nico was in deep thought.

Nico: (to Lola, Lynn, and Lori) Do you girls think I went a little too far in threatening Burt and Millie?

Lori: (sarcastically) Well, look who's literally starting to get it.

Lynn: Nico, you threatened to send the two of them into the Warp. Burt, we understand. But we don't throw kids like Millie into there. It goes against our code. The Delightful Kids and Jock are the only exceptions.

Nico: You three really think that after Millie said that we didn't have to beat up Kat so badly and that we could've calmly talked to him about what he did?

Lola: Okay, I admit that what Millie said was uncalled for. But the two of them were already feeling bad and you basically rubbed salt in their wounds.

Ultra Humanite: I actually agree with them on this, Nico.

Me: Same with me Nico. I don't blame you for getting mad at Burt and Millie for ignoring Coop and not believing him but threatening them like that is taking things too far.

Eli: That's right Nico.

Emma (ELGVTWD): That Kat did put up a really good front to avoid suspicion.

Twilight Sparkle: It sure did.

Tsunade: (to the Trinity of Violence) First, you three don't join Nico in attempting to terminate Patrick after seeing that comic. Then, you don't want to go after the Aparoids right away. And now, you think Nico threatening Burt and Millie was harsh? Are you sure you girls aren't going soft?

Lori: Well Lady Hokage we may be known as the Trinity of Violence but we also have hearts.

Lynn: Yeah we may get brutal in fights and at home but that doesn't me we don't have feelings and hearts.

Lola: Yeah that's right.

Lady Tsunade: That's a good form of judgement on you.

Nico: It sure is.

Me: I agree. Just because we have incredible powers, we are all still human.

Nico: You're right about that. And I may be a Saiyan but I am human like all of you.

Lola: Yeah!

Me: Lets go to Coop's house and see if we can apologize to them.

Nico: Good idea.

We went to his house.


Nico, me and Offroad went inside Coop's house only to find a lot of stuff lying around. Almost like it was broken in by burglars.

Offroad: What happened here?

Me: Whoa man! Looks like a robbery took place here.

Nico: Yeah. But where are Burt and Millie?

Me: I don't see them anywhere.

Offroad: You don't think they were kidnapped do you think?

Me: I have that strong feeling. But this happened to us before.

I then found a note on the table.

Me: What's this?

I picked up the note and read it.

Me: "Dear Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Come and Get Me. Love Anemone." Oh man!

Nico: Who is Anemone?

Me: No idea.

Offroad: J.D., please tell me this is all just part of a plan that you and Nico developed! You two only let Burt and Millie get captured so you can track Anemone down, right?

Nico: Offroad, for once, this isn't a plan of ours. But I wish it was, though.

Me: Nico is right. This is not our doing. But I don't know who this Anemone is.

Offroad: Me neither. This is strange.

Me: Lets get back and tell everyone.

We did so and told everyone everything.

Eli: What!?

Ets: Are you serious!?

Rachel S.D.: Yeah and who is Anemone?

Me: That's a good question Rach and yeah I'm serious. Burt and Millie were kidnapped by this Anemone.

Sideswipe: Please tell me one of you guys knows who Anemone is!

Nico: None of us knows who she is. But we do know this: we're responsible for this. We let our anger at Burt and Millie drive them into a position where they could be captured. And now, it's up to us to save them!

Me: Nico this is not your fault. You had every right to be angry with Burt and Millie for what they did to Coop because of Kat. If anyone is to blame for Coop's misfortunes it's Kat's fault. He did all this. But you are right. We have to save them.

Coop: I say we DON'T save them.

Lola: What do you mean Coop?

Coop: Burt and Millie can die for all I care! They didn't care about me and they can die for what they did!

We gasped in shock!

Me: Coop! That's a terrible thing to say!

Lana: Yeah Coop they are your father and sister!

Coop: NO THEY AREN'T! They stopped being my father and sister when Kat came and it's all their fault!

Me: Coop they didn't know that Kat was an evil alien from another planet.

Coop: I DON'T CARE! THEY DESERVE TO DIE!

Joe Swanson: Whoa whoa Coop! Lets not overreact. But yeah what you're saying is terrible.

Laney: That's right! They don't deserve it Coop.

Lana: Yeah they let their ignorance cloud their minds.

Indigo Zap: Look, Coop. You still need to help us save your dad and sister. If you're still angry at them after that, then you'll have the option of never seeing them again.

Coop: Oh you're right.

Me: Right now we have to find them first. Lets head to the computer.

We went to the computer and I scanned the note and it showed that it came from another version of Earth in the Hydra Galaxy Cluster.

Me: Whoa! Anemone is from a planet Earth in the Hydra Cluster.

Nico: That's where we found the planet RaDos.

Lola: Yeah.

Emma (ELGVTWD): Wow! That's a long ways.

Me: Yep.

I pulled up a scan on this Earth in the Hydra Cluster and what it showed was really shocking. It was a planet Earth that was set in the year 12,005 A.D.!

Me: WHOA! This Earth is set in the year 12,005 A.D.!

We gasped.

Eli: Wow! That's 9,984 years into the future!

Ets: That's a long time!

Emma (ELGVTWD): A REALLY Long time from now.

Rachel S.D.: No kidding. Wow!

Lola: What do you think the Earth is like over there?

Me: We'll have to go over there and see it.

Emma (ELGVTWD): How will we get there? It's a long ways from here.

Me: I know. 157 million light-years away from here. But we've been to many parts of the universe all over.

Whiteout, Duskmon, Mercurymon, Ranamon, Grumblemon, Kite Man, Plastique and Arbormon then appeared.

Whiteout: Can me, Duskmon, Mercurymon, Ranamon, Grumblemon, Kite Man, Plastique, and Arbormon come with you guys?

Me: You all sure can. We're going to another earth set into the distant future.

Eli: It's in the year 12,005 A.D.

Ranamon: Wow!

Kite Man: Wow! That's a long time from now.

Arbormon: It sure is.

Me: Yeah. We have to save Burt and Millie. Lisa, deploy the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix.

Lisa Loud: Affirmative!

We got the ship ready and then we were off to the Hydra Cluster.


The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.

Me: Captain's Log, Stardate 2934.6: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to another planet Earth that is set in the year 12,005 A.D. and our mission is to rescue Burt and Millie Burtonburger who have been kidnapped by a mysterious criminal named Anemone. We don't know who this criminal is or what they are capable of but we're going to rescue Burt and Millie.

Emma (ELGVTWD): Wow! This is so cool that you all go through space like this!

Lola: It sure is Emma.

Nico: Our ship is pretty amazing huh?

Emma (ELGVTWD): I'll say!

Napalm Man: Are we there yet?

Me: No.

Napalm Man: Are we there yet?

Me: No.

Napalm Man: Are we there yet?

Me: No.

Nico: Napalm Man don't do that.

Me: (Laughs) Nice try Napalm Man but that was funny with Bart & Lisa and Homer.

Bart: That's funny.

Lisa Simpson: Yeah it is.

Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.

Me: On screen.

We saw that we were at another version of Earth and it was the one that is set into the 12th millennium.

Nico: Looks like our Earth.

Me: It sure does. Lets land.

We were landing.

We landed on the surface and got out and we saw that the world looked amazing. It was fully one with nature and everything was covered in plants and everything.

Me: Wow! It's like Earth is back to what it was before humans populated it.

Laney: Incredible.

We walked around the city and we saw a kid with black hair and a red suit and he had a girl with aquamarine blue hair and purple eyes and a green dress.

Mercurymon: Hello. Are you the heroes of this world?

Renton: That's right. (Sees us) Whoa! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Me: That's us.

Renton: Wow! It's such an honor to meet you all. My name is Renton Thurston.

Eureka: And I'm Eureka Thurston.

They showed their rings.

Me: Pleasure to meet you both.

Laney: We have a lot to talk about as to why we are here.

Lemon Zest: So, what happened here?

Renton: Well it's a pretty ugly story that happened in 2005 back 10,000 years ago.

He told us everything that happened.


Earth is the planet from which human beings originated and lived. It is currently the home to the human population and the Scub Coral. The humans left the planet some time after the arrival of the Scub Coral, and after spending seven millenniums in outer space, the humans returned to Earth unknowingly. However, almost everyone is unaware that they are now living on Earth, due to how much it has changed from the Scub Coral merging with it.

History

10,000 years ago, the Scub Coral crashed into the Earth's atmosphere sometime in the 21st century and landed in the Pacific Ocean. The Scub Coral began to fuse with the Earth's corals and sea creatures in order seek communication with the humans. However, they failed to understand that they were causing panic and fear among the human population after growing to enormous sizes. The Scub Coral also began to fuse with humans who attempted to destroy them. Eventually, out of desperation and fear for their safety, they built huge space ships and left the planet to find a new place to live.

During the absence of the humans, the Earth had changed; the Scub Coral had completely merged with everything on it and the remaining lifeforms in order to fill in their loneliness. This fusing made the Scub Coral bigger than the planet itself, encasing the original Earth underneath of the mass of Scub Corals. Sometime 3000 years before the series begins, an event happens on the Earth that causes the Scub Coral to awaken and experience the Limit of Questions for the first time. The Scubs force themselves back into hibernation, but not without leaving a mark on the planet, which would later be known as the Great Wall as the laws of physics no longer apply in this area that the Scubs awakened in.

After spending 7,000 years in space, the humans returned to Earth. However, due to how much the planet had changed, they never realized that this was their original home planet, as the whole surface was covered in Scub Coral. They rebuilt the planet into the way Earth had been before they abandoned it, and named the planet "Land of the Kanon", due to it lacking countries and oceans. Some time before the Eureka Seven series began, some humans finally discovered that this planet was their original home planet. Decided amongst the Sage Council, the ruling body of the world, this information would not be released because of the huge size of the current human population would prevent them all from returning to their ships they arrived on. Dewey Novak eventually releases this information to the public, before his attack on the Scub Coral Control Cluster to gain favor amongst the populace and hate towards the Scub Coral.

After getting over the Great Wall in order to reach the promised land, Renton and Eureka discover that the promised land is actually Earth, and they realize that the human population has been living on Earth the whole time without knowing it. After Renton saves Eureka from becoming the next Control Cluster, the Nirvash typeZERO departed with half of the Scub Coral in order to prevent the Limit of Questions from happening again. As a result, more of Earth's original surface is revealed when some of the Scub Coral leaves. By the end of the series, more of Earth's surface, including the Pacific Ocean and Japan, are clearly seen. Also, a green ring of coral encircles the Earth and the moon has a heart embedded with Renton and Eureka's names on it.


When he was finished we were shocked!

Me: Whoa man!

Nico: That's crazy!

Eureka: Yeah.

Renton: It's not all that bad.

We saw on the moon a huge heart and it said Renton & Eureka.

Me: Aww.

Nico: That is so sweet.

Laney: It sure is.

Naruto: Wow. You two are perfect for each other.

Eureka: I know.

Lola: Wow.

Ranamon: We came here because we're looking for someone called Anemone.

Renton: Why her?

Me: You see, she kidnapped these two.

I pulled out a photo of Burt and Millie Burtonburger.

Me: They were taken by her from our Earth in the Milky Way Galaxy.

Nico: But first what can you tell us about Anenome?

Renton: You would not like her.

Eureka: She is totally unstable.

They told us about her.


Anemone is the main antagonist of the anime series Eureka Seven. Though she is one of the characters that is gets the primary focus, she is considered a villain protagonist. Eureka is mentally unstable and a merciless killer.

Anemone's true name is unknown, she was born as a normal human and lived a happy life with her parents until ten years before the main story takes place.

When she was only 7 years old, in the aftermath of The First Summer of Love and several civil wars broke out, her parents died and Anemone was struck with the Desperation Disease. She was found by the Federation military and taken in to be a human military experiment. After the discovery of humanoid Coralians, the military sought to create their own artificial humanoid Coralians and Anemone became the first subject to survive the horrific experiments, as the rest of the subjects died. As a result of the experiments, her hair turned pink, her face was constructed to resemble the original humanoid Coralian, she has the eyes of a Coralian, and she had developed a mental connection to the Scub Coral, but left her physically and mentally unbalanced.

When the main story takes place, Dewey informs Dominic that he will be bringing in his new weapon, which Dominic will care for, and it turns out to be Anemone. She is declared to be the pilot of theEND and her purpose is to fight and defeat the Nirvash TypeZERO, along with its pilots, Eureka and Renton. Due to Dewey's influence, Anemone quickly develops a murderous hatred towards the Gekkostate, mainly towards Eureka. Dewey sends her to fight the TypeZERO when a Kute Coralian appears. At the time, theEND was far more advanced and equipped than the TypeZERO, despite the latter being the most powerful LFO ever created, and Renton and Eureka have a hard time keeping up with her. She uses her most powerful weapon, the Vascud Crisis. This and the effects of the high trapar from the Coralian cause them to be sent into the Zone and experience hallucinations. Renton and Eureka are separated, and Anemone finds Renton. She starts off by teasing him but it becomes clear that she intends to kill him before the Coralian disappears and they return to the real world. Anemone and Eureka are knocked unconscious from the effects of the Zone, causing Dominic and Renton to work together to get medicine for the girls. While Renton takes Eureka back to the Gekkostate, Dominic takes Anemone back to Dewey's base. Anemone's unstable mental state is frequently a problem to Dominic, as he becomes the subject to her violent mood swings and attacks. She constantly lashes out at him for never understanding what she is going through to prove her worthiness and her struggle to defeat the TypeZERO, out of fear of disappointing Dewey and losing the purpose of her existence.

Dominic tries to comfort her during her times of despair, but is often rejected or dismissed by Anemone, who considers him useless and stupid to help her. However, Dewey has no sympathy or affection towards Anemone, often referring to her as "it" or "that thing", which angers Dominic. Initially, it appears that Anemone had no idea of what Dewey thought about her and that her actions mainly stem from the pressure she puts on herself to please him and show her more favoritism, and her fear is that if she ever failed, he would discard her or simply eliminate her and find a replacement for theEND. For a while after their first battle, Anemone had not participated in any confrontations with the Gekkostate and constantly cried out how theEND was calling out to her in pain because it wanted to fly with her. After the TypeZERO has been upgraded, Dewey sends Anemone and theEND to fight against it so see how sufficient the upgrades are. Anemone disregards the news of the upgrades, believing theEND is still just as strong as Nirvash, but to her horror, Renton and Eureka are able to easily activate the Seven Swell Phenomenon and defeat her, sending her plummeting to the ground and left her shaken that the two had likely surpassed her. This also earned her displeasure from Dewey, heightening her fear that she will more likely be discarded for her failure. When the Gekkostate invaded the Capital to rescue Norb from Dewey, Dominic was trying to warn the Ageha crew about the upgrades of the Nirvash when Anemone pulled him aside and demanded for him to tell her if he thought Dewey would give her a third chance at fighting the Nirvash. Dominic assured her he would and that she will win the next fight, but Anemone called him stupid for taking it all so easily.

To win public approval in his bid to eliminate the Scub Coral, Dewey has KLFs attack the Scub Coral to release the Antibodies and orders Anemone to defeat them, and then presents her to the public as their savior. This cheers her up into thinking she can retain her title as theEND's pilot and being Dewey's favorite. However, when the Gekkostate arrives at the Vodarac Shrine to send Renton, Eureka, and the kids over the Great Wall and into the Promised Land, Anemone is sent into the chaos to stop them. Holland confronts her instead but she easily defeats him by tearing his LFO apart, and then tries to follow Renton and Eureka as they entered the wall, but due to that theEND wasn't designed to reach the other side of the wall, she was ejected from entering. But before she returned to the real world, she had a brief image of her parents before she became a military experiment. For the next several days, Anemone fell into a deep depression over her third failure to defeat the Nirvash and achieving her mission to enter through the Great Wall. In her grief, Dominic paid her a visit and brought her an anemone flower. She accused him of giving her the flower to mock her (the flower - which is her namesake - symbolizes dying hope), which he denied. She then calls him stupid for not knowing anything, but confides in him about her wanting to be saved and asks Dominic to save her. He agreed and kissed her, and she bit his lips and told him to stay away from her because he doesn't understand anything about her. Dewey took her to a New Year's party, where he told her about his past and how he came to despise Holland & the planet. Anemone thought he was exaggerating, but then he quickly left to find a replacement for theEND, sending her into a deeper despair. At this point, it depicts Anemone had always feared Dewey and that she was just a tool for his own ambition. Dominic later informed Dewey that the potential replacements died and Dewey later found the location of the Command Cluster, so he decided to send Anemone on a suicide mission: entering through the Scub Coral by blasting into it, arrive at Earth, and shoot a tracker on the Command Cluster so he can destroy it with the Oratorio 8. Saddened to hear that Dominic has now defected the military, all Anemone really wanted was a place she can belong.

Now believing that she has lost her purpose in living and has no one to love her, Anemone agreed to the mission, but spoke to herself how she wanted to tell Dominic how she feels about him even though she thinks he wont understand. She enters through the Scub Coral without knowing Dominic is chasing after her to stop her from possibly killing herself. She confronts Renton and Eureka as the two tried to protect the Command Cluster and fires the tracker at the Command Cluster. She then fights them without seriously trying to kill them unlike her previous battles. Eureka finds out that Anemone is in pain and convinces Renton that they need to talk to her. Via the Compac Drive, they hears her thoughts about how she wants to practice smiling and be happy so that she can be with the person she loves. They tried to convince her she can live a happy life and Dominic would accept her, but Anemone said it was hopeless and was about to fire the Vascud Crisis at them to end the battle until she saw Dominic falling from the sky. TheEND turned completely white and ejected Anemone from inside it, and she reunited with Dominic. She called him an idiot for risking his life to save her, but he professed his love to her and they shared their first consensual kiss, with Anemone declaring she is the happiest she has ever been. However, Dewey used the Oratorio 8 to destroy the Command Cluster and theEND sacrificed itself to protect Anemone and Dominic. After Dewey committed suicide, the collars that Anemone and Eureka wore are activated; they were designed because Dewey foresaw the one of them would replace the Command Cluster if it were to be destroyed and the collars would send a self-destruct sequence into the Scub Coral. Anemone was able to take hers off but while Eureka was able to reject the effects, she started becoming the new Command Cluster. Anemone helped the Gekkostate realize that the Limit of Questions wasn't occurring because Eureka willingly allowed herself to turn into the Command Cluster but was now rejecting the transformation because she wanted to see Renton and the kids again. Anemone was then standing with Dominic and the Izumo crew as they watched Renton and the Gekkostate rush to rescue Eureka. Anemone said she wished she has someone to save her like how Eureka had Renton, and Jurgens berated her because she had Dominic. She agreed and said that Dominic is more cute than Renton. In the final scene of the series, Anemone and Dominic are seen camping and looking at the full moon with Renton and Eureka's names carved into it.


When he was done we were shocked.

Me: Whoa man!

Nico: She is nuts!

Tayuya was shocked to know that there is someone that went through the same pain that she went through on another Earth set 9,984 years into the future.

Tayuya: She's just like me!

Lola: What do you mean Tayuya?

Tayuya: Anemone and I both went through the exact same pain.

Me: That is very coincidental.

Lola: Yeah.

Eureka: Wow.

Brawl: There's something about her that just isn't right.

Me: Yeah her mind is all messed up because of the wars here on this world.

Eureka: No kidding.

Me: But maybe we can save her from herself.

Renton: How do you plan to do that?

Me: We did it several times before but we have ways of helping many supervillains get saved from themselves.

Bai Tza: It's true.

Me: We've had a huge impact on our planet Earth and we helped many supervillains redeem themselves.

William Dunbar: It's how we formed the Redemption Squad.

Nico: Yep.

Me: But Anemone has to be saved from this monster controlling her.

Coop: Well, if she isn't really a bad guy, how about we let her kill my so called dad and sister?

Maria: Coop, can't you just let it go?

Coop: Why should I? Maybe Nico can just tear our their hearts and feed them to Lola, Lynn, and Lori!

Arbormon: Hey! Lori, Lynn, and Lola aren't attack dogs!

Me: Yeah Coop!

Nico: And besides Coop that is low even for you!

Me: We are not animals. And they are innocent people.

Eureka: What's wrong with him?

Me: He hates his father and sister for not believing him when a cat from another planet was out to kill him.

Lola: It might seem crazy but it's true.

Laney: Yeah and he wants us to kill them.

Me: But that goes against our code. 1 because Millie is a kid and we can't kill kids. Only in VERY RARE Cases are we permitted to do so. And 2 Burt is an innocent. And our code also prohibits us from killing the innocent.

Renton: Wow! That's interesting.

Eureka: What rare cases are you allowed to kill kids?

Me: That is something we don't like to talk about but you do have a right to know. Kids that are pure evil and absolutely consumed with hatred and darkness and have done things that are absolutely despicable are where we kill them and destroy them.

Laney: 2 prime examples are the Delightful Children From Down The Lane and Jock Jockerson.

Ashley: The Delightful Children were us brainwashed.

Tyler Bowman: And Jock Jockerson was a monster and a heartless sociopathic freak.

I went over both of their histories and when I was finished they were horrified.

Renton: Oh man! That's awful!

Eureka: The Delightful Children wanted to annihilate all kids on Earth!?

Me: Yeah and the kids are the future of the entirety of the human race. The Adult Villains were gonna cause the extinction of all of mankind. And Jock Jockerson was a monster that tormented everyone and everything and made them all look like total imbeciles.

Eureka: That's insane!

Nico: Yeah we thought so too.

Renton: How old was Jock?

Me: Hmm. I think he was around 16 or something like that.

Nico: Yeah that's right.

Lola: Yeah.

Me: But we are not gonna kill Coop's father and sister or let them be killed.

Eureka: Well, I for one am glad you guys aren't letting those two die.

May: Of course not. This shows that even though we kill most of our enemies or throw them in our space prisons, we're still heroes that protect the innocent.

Luxord: Especially if said innocent people are feeling remorse of past crimes.

Eureka: Well, I for one am glad you guys aren't letting those two die.

May: Of course not. This shows that even though we kill most of our enemies or throw them in our space prisons, we're still heroes that protect the innocent.

Luxord: Especially if said innocent people are feeling remorse of past crimes.

Me: That's right.

Eureka: Yeah.

Shanan: I thought you looked familiar Eureka. You are what's called a Coralian.

Eureka: That's right.

Qin: What is a Coralian?

Shanan: They are a race of creatures from the planet Zooxanthelis located in the Galaxy IC1101.

Nico: Whoa!

She told us all about them.


Humanoid Coralians are beings born in the form of humans from the Scub Coral, which, since its arrival on Earth 10,000 years prior to the Eureka Seven series beginning, has been desperate for contact with humans and co-existing with them so it can learn more on human nature and their way of thinking. In the original series, the only true Humanoid Coralians were Sakuya, Eureka and Gonzy (the latter in the anime only). Sakuya was the first Humanoid Coralian to be created from the Scub Coral, but at the time of her creation, no one was aware of the purpose of the Humanoid Coralians' existence. Upon her discovery, the Vodarac tribe mistook her as a saint, and was referred to as a "child of the planet" because of how she was born and found. Because of this, others were banned from interacting with her, however, she later fell in love with Norb, a Vodarac monk and her caretaker. During this time, the Vodarac came up with an idea of uniting the Scub Coral and humans by pairing Sakuya up with a human partner to pass over the Great Wall. Sakuya and Norb attempted to pass over the wall, but under unknown circumstances, they failed, leaving Sakuya in the form of lotus flower and Norb with a Compac Drive in his chest.

Shortly after their failure, Norb received a prophecy, via his connection with Sakuya through the Compac Drive, that Eureka would be born and unite the Scub Coral and humans with her partner. Several years later, Eureka was born as the second Humanoid Coralian, but lacked the knowledge of her mission to find her partner until Holland learned it from Norb. Three years later, she met Renton and developed an instant bond with him. While she struggles with issues of understanding emotions, such as love, hate, and so on, she falls in love with Renton, declares him as her partner, and set out with the Gekkostate to achieve her mission. As predicted by Norb, Renton and Eureka are able to pass over the Great Wall and unite the Scub Coral and humans through a co-existence on the planet. Where and when Gonzy was born is unknown.

When the existence of Coralians was discovered shortly after the First Summer of Love, the military sought to create their own Coralian. Artificial Humanoid Coralians were created by the military by treating girls with Desperation Disease with medication created from Eureka's blood. Anemone is the only subject that has survived the process to fully become an artificial Humanoid Coralian.


Me: Wow! That's incredible!

Eureka: It sure is.

Me: So you were made to be avatars in a sense.

Lola: Like with Jake Sully and the Na'Vi.

Eureka: That's a good way to put it.

Lola: That's amazing!

Ets: It sure is.

Me: Right now our priority is to find Anemone.

Kite Man: I'll go fly in the air with my kite to find out where Anemone is.

Me: Okay.

Kite Man flew into the air and he was off searching.

Nico: We better find her too.

Renton: We can take you to her.

Emma (ELGVTWD): Great! We got to save her from herself.

Niko: And we will.

Nico Robin: It won't be easy but if Tayuya can get through to her we can save her and face her dark self.

Nami: Just what I was thinking.

Me: Yep.

Muscle Man: You know who else likes to protect the innocent?

Itassis: (chuckles) Oh, we all know the answer to this one.

Muscle Man: My mom!

We laughed at his joke.

Renton: I don't get it.

Emma (ELGVTWD): We don't either. But his jokes are funny.

Nico: They sure are.

Me: You knew what was coming with that one huh Itassis?

Itassis: I sure did.

Duskmon: (to me) You realize that if Coop keeps wanting his father and sister to die, we'll end up losing our motivation to kill our former fellow villains.

Me: I know and we have to snap him out of this grudge or he could end up as insane as Ray Finkle.

Duskmon: Yeah.

Kickback: (to the Trinty of Violence) If Anemone has foot soldiers, you girls should kill them on sight. After all, you girls don't want to lose your reputation if people think you're going soft, right?

Lori: No we don't want that.

Lynn: It would be our pleasure!

Lola: Oh this is gonna be good!

Mandy: Now you're talking!

Maria: Does Anemone have foot soldiers at all?

Renton: Yes she does.

Me: Awesome! This is gonna be good.

Lola: We'll blast them all into oblivion.

Kite Man: (On the radio) Kite Man to J.D. Knudson. Do you copy?

Me: J.D. here. Report.

Kite Man: I found Anemone's flying fortress. It's over the Sahara Desert in Africa.

Me: We're on our way. Lets roll!

We were off to the Sahara Desert and we saw Renton surfing in the sky and Eureka was flying with butterfly wings.

Me: Wow! Renton that is amazing!

Renton: Thanks. It's called Lifting. It's like surfing except it is for the clouds.


In Eureka Seven, lifting (リフティング rifutingu), or reffing (in other countries), is an activity similar to surfing.

Though trapar-propelled airships are relatively common, using trapar waves for "lifting" is their predominant use. Lifting uses surfboard-like devices called liftboards (リフボード rifutobōdo) or reflection boards to ride trapar waves in a manner similar to surfing, and is a popular sport in the series. The most grandiose use of trapar—massive humanoid fightercraft—are a recent development, made possible by the discovery of bizarre alien lifeforms within the Scub Coral.


Me: That's cool!

Eli: So awesome!

Ets: That is one of the coolest things I've ever seen.

Lola: It sure is.

Lincoln: Think you can teach me how to do that?

Renton: Sure.

Laney: Eureka your wings are beautiful.

Eureka: Thanks Laney. All your wings are beautiful too.

Me: They are beautiful huh.

Nico: There it is!

We saw Anemone's Sky Fortress.

Me: That must be Anemone's Sky Fortress.

Renton: That's it all right.

Eureka: This is gonna be good.

Optimus Primal fired 3 missiles and they hit the back of the fortress and blasted 3 holes into it and we flew in. Alarms were sounding and then henchmen came.

Lola pinned one of Anemone's henchmen to the ground.

Lola: Nothing personal. But me, Lori, and Lynn can't have everyone think we're going soft.

Grumblemon watched as Lola burned the goon alive.

Grumblemon: (smiles) Now that's the Trinity of Violence we know.

Me: YEAH!

Lola and Lynn blasted a bunch of henchmen and footsoldiers with fire and lava and incinerated them all over.

Me: Take that!

We went to the main control room.

Anemone was watching the ground. But then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive blue fire explosion blasted a hole through the door and a wolf howl was heard and we came out.

We saw that Anemone was a pink-haired girl with pink eyes and she had a beautiful red dress on.

Me: Anemone. So we meet at last.

Anemone: The famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm. What an honor of you to grace my flying fortress.

Me: It's very impressive.

We saw Burt and Millie tied up and gagged.

Veon: (to Anemone) Not that they don't have it coming. But we can't let you kill Burt and Millie!

Anemone: I am afraid you don't have a choice.

Tayuya: Anemone wait.

Tayuya went up to her.

Tayuya: Anemone I know what you went through and all the trauma you went through.

Anemone: What do you mean?

Tayuya: You went through the same kind of pain that I went through.

Anemone: How would you know!? You never had to endure being experimented on and turned into a weapon of destruction!

Tayuya: You're wrong Anemone. I know what you went through more than anyone can even fathom. My whole life has been one fucked up tragedy and one big fucking nightmare.

Tayuya went over her background.


In the anime, the Sound Four were originally prisoners of Orochimaru, forced to fight other prisoners to the death in battle royales. By surviving their respective matches, they proved themselves to be the strongest of Orochimaru's prisoners and as such were made his bodyguards. The Sound Four were at some point forced to accept Kimimaro as their leader, who easily defeated them all in battle and, because of his Shikotsumyaku abilities, was slated to be Orochimaru's next host body. Under Kimimaro their group was known as the Sound Five (音隠れの忍五人衆, Otogakure no Shinobi Gonin Shū, literally meaning: Hidden Sound Shinobi Five People).
In the anime, the Sound Five assisted Orochimaru with assassinating the Fourth Kazekage and killing Shiore's team during the Chūnin Exams in Konohagakure. Kimimaro fell terminally ill after this, forcing him to withdraw from the group; he became ill at some unspecified time in the manga.


Emma, The Bakugan Brawlers and everyone that hadn't heard her story were shocked!

Runo: Tayuya went through all that!?

Naruto: Yeah. My cousin went through a terrible ordeal at the hands of Orochimaru and all that.

Fu: It was a horrifying nightmare for her.

Lola: Yeah and it was sick.

Me: Orochimaru is probably one of the most fucked up monsters we have ever faced and he has no honor or love and only cared about one thing and that was annihilating the Leaf Village.

Emma (ELGVTWD): That is awful!

Me: It sure is. Many ninjas that we met over the course of 150,000 years had really dark backgrounds. Most of them were at the hands of villains and fucked up monsters like Orochimaru.

Lola: Yeah.

Niko: They went through a nightmare.

Anemone: Let's make this interesting, shall we?

With that, Anemone threw Burt and Millie to the ground in front of Coop.

Maria: What the Hell is this?

Anemone: (to Coop) I heard that you want these two to die. Well, here's your chance to do the deed yourself!

Plastique: Coop, if you kill Burt and Millie, we'll have no choice but to take you down.

May: And we really don't want to do it!

Eddy: (points his blaster at Coop) C'mon, man. Don't make me pull the trigger on you.

Me: Coop they are not worth it.

Lola: But if you do it, it will be the last thing you ever do!

Anemone: What are you waiting for Coop!? Kill them!

Coop was sweating.

Coop: No!

He threw the gun away.

Me: Good choice Coop.

Coop: I'm still mad at these two for hurting me but it will take a long time for me to forgive them.

Tayuya: Anemone you don't have to follow this path anymore. I can help you become a better person and not someone that is insane like I once was.

Anemone: Why should I believe you!?

Tayuya: Because there is still good in you. You would never harm anyone. Would Dominic want that from you?

Anemone knew that Tayuya was right and then she broke down crying and Tayuya comforted her.

But then a blob of darkness separated from her and formed into ANOTHER ANEMONE! But this one had black clothes and had EVIL RED EYES! It was DARK ANEMONE!

Me: Just like we planned.

Nico: Now we can destroyed Anemone's dark side.

Dark Anemone: Then come and get me.

Stinky Butt, Anti-Wanda, Cavalier, Eris, Mammoth, Eccentro, Raven Branwen, Condiment King, 2016 Morbucks, Professor XXXL and Artie Ziff then appeared.

Me: Stinky Butt, Anti-Wanda, Cavalier, Eris, Mammoth, Eccentro, Raven Branwen, Condiment King, 2016 Morbucks, Professor XXXL and Artie Ziff.

Stinky Butt: Looks like we got here just in time.

Anti-Wanda: (sees the Anemones) Two Anemones?!

Maria: They were split up after Tayuya got through to her.

Cavalier: Ah. That explains it.

Mammoth: (to Coop) You made the right choice, kid. I knew you would.

Coop: Yeah but I'm still mad at my father and sister.

Eris: And you have every right to be after everything that happened.

Raven Brenwen: Indeed you do. I'm sorry you went through all that.

Yang: What that kat did was terrible mom.

Raven Brenwen: You are not kidding.

Me: Now I see what is going on. Linka and her brothers are getting ALL their battles done in one sitting.

Stinky Butt: That's right.

Professor XXXL: This is gonna be so fun. For I, PROFESSOR XXXL, will have great fun with my new invention.

He pulled out a snowcone ray.

Me: Wow! What's that?

Professor XXXL: It's my new Snowcone Ray.

He fired it and a Snowcone appeared in my hand.

Professor XXXL: Try one.

I licked it and it was tasty.

Me: Yummy!

I ate it in one bite and it was delicious.

Me: Fruit Punch flavor. Delicious and refreshing. (Feels a headache) Agghh! Brain freeze!

A block of ice formed on my head.

Lola fired a blast of fire and melted the ice and I was warm.

Me: Whew! Thanks Lola.

?: That was genius.

A figure came out and it was NUMBOR from episode 11 of TURBO!


Numbor is a number-altering scholar/calculator monster used by Divatox. He is able to add and subtract from any measurable quantity. He demonstrated this by changing the tides in the ocean. He then subtracted a lot of weight from Kat, making her levitate. While she was being tended to at the Power Chamber, Numbor battled the other four Rangers. He added weight to both Tommy and Adam, and subtracted weight from Justin. It seemed he would have the upper hand until Katherine realized that her own insecurity was the problem, returned to battle and defeated him. He was destroyed by the Turbo Megazord.


Justin Stewart: Numbor!

Numbor: Been a long time rangers.

Me: I remember you! You were sent by Divatox to destroy the rangers by making them heavy and light and you made the world's tides change.

Numbor: Good observation J.D. You have been watching us on TV.

Me: Never missed an episode.

Edd: (to Numbor) You actually could make a good teacher.

Numbor: You really think so?

Me: We know so.

Laney: You bet.

Numbor: Thanks.

Malevolent cackling was heard and out of a flash of light came THE WITCH OF SALEM!

Shaggy: ZOINKS! It's the Witch of Salem!

Twilight Sparkle: Whoa! What was she known for?

Qin: She was really the long lost twin sister of Velma's friend Arlene Wilcox, Gemini. Arlene's ancestor Milissa Wilcox was burned at the stake for witchcraft 329 years ago. Gemini hoped to look like Arlene so she could drive her out of Salem and keep the inheritence all for herself.

Rarity: That is madness!

Nico: It sure is.

Qin: Yep. The gang busted her and she and Gar Mooney got 20 to 40 years in prison. They got life after that.

Twilight Sparkle: Whoa.

But then numerous figures came out and it was THE ENTIRETY OF THE UCHIHA CLAN! They were being led by FUGAKU UCHIHA, Sasuke and Itachi's father. Madara Uchiha and Obito were not with them.


Fugaku Uchiha (うちはフガク, Uchiha Fugaku) was a shinobi of Konohagakure. He was the head of the Uchiha clan as well as the leader of the Konoha Military Police Force.

During the Third Shinobi World War, shinobi from other nations trembled at the mention of Fugaku's nickname of Wicked Eye Fugaku (兇眼フガク, Kyōgan Fugaku). In the final weeks on the war, Fugaku took his four year old son Itachi to the battlefield to see mountain of corpses, with the purpose to show Itachi the reality of the world he lived in as a shinobi. In the anime, during the war, a dear friend of Fugaku died in battle, allowing him to awaken the Mangekyō Sharingan, a fact he decided to keep hidden from everyone.

In the aftermath of the war, while villagers mourned its dead at the Konoha Cemetery, a clansmen informed Fugaku that there were voices to install him as the Fourth Hokage, as the Third Hokage intended to retire. Fugaku was then questioned by the man on what they should do with Kakashi Hatake possessing their clan's dōjutsu. Understanding that Obito Uchiha fought bravely, he decided to respect the boy's wishes and let Kakashi keep his gift. When Fugaku's wife Mikoto gave birth to their second son, with Hiruzen's blessing, Fugaku proudly named the baby Sasuke after the Third Hokage's father.

With the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox's Attack, the village accused the Uchiha clan of orchestrating the attack as they did not take action against the tailed beast (in the anime, this was because of orders from Danzō Shimura to focus all the Uchiha's efforts solely on protecting the villagers). This, combined with the Uchiha being relocated further away from the village, caused a rift between the village and the Uchiha clan. Despite this, the villagers still admired Fugaku and the Uchiha Clan's efforts of maintaining peace. This did not stop Fugaku from conspiring a coup d'état that would allow the Uchiha clan to take control of the village out of spite. Eventually, Fugaku placed Itachi as a spy in the Anbu to pass information back to the clan. However, Itachi secretly betrayed the Uchiha and became a double agent, leaking information right back to the village.

Recognising Itachi's prodigious mind and talent, Fugaku began training him regularly, amazed when he mastered the Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique on his first try after witnessing it only once. Seeing such potential in Itachi and being his eldest son, hence the successor of the clan, Fugaku focused most of his attention on him, even defending Itachi when he was suspected of killing Shisui Uchiha. However, the two had a falling out when Itachi lost hope in the clan, leading Fugaku to shift his attention to Sasuke, even teaching him how to use the traditional Fire Release techniques of their clan, and was impressed at how Sasuke was able to master the technique after just one week. Sasuke was finally able to enjoy his father's company, but Fugaku advised him not to follow in Itachi's footsteps.

After another clan meeting about the coup d'état, Fugaku called Itachi to speak with him privately. He revealed that the stone tablet within the Naka Shrine held secrets to a better world for all, but required an evolved Sharingan to read it at all, revealing the truth about his acquisition of Mangekyō Sharingan. Knowing of his son's hesitance for bloodshed and reluctance to attack the village, he expressed his desire for this revolution to end without any deaths, insisting that with Itachi's help they could achieve that. Further proving his point, he revealed that he never told anyone in the clan of his Mangekyō Sharingan in fear they would ask him to use its power to take control of the Nine-Tails to use to attack Konoha. During the Uchiha Clan Downfall, Fugaku quickly realised Itachi was behind this attack and confronted him via a clone, expressing their respective views. Itachi then confronted his parents, but Fugaku and Mikoto did not resist and told Itachi that they were still proud of him and to promise to take care of Sasuke before they let Itachi kill them. Fugaku was later found laying dead on top of his wife's corpse.


Me: The entirety of the Uchiha Clan!

Nico: Oh man!

Nico saw purple splotches all over them.

Nico: They have been infected by the Aparoids!

Me: Oh shit!

Eddy: (to the Trinity of Violence) Well, here's another chance to prove to the public that you're not going soft. Unfortunately, none of us will be able to keep track of how many Uchiha Ninjas each of you kill.

Lola: Oh boy.

Me: No guys. They are mine.

I went up to the Uchiha.

Me: We have an old score to settle after 150,000 years.

Fugaku: You bet we do! YOU WILL PAY FOR KILLING ALL OF US!

Me: You all got what you deserved because of your selfish and delusional ambitions. Now I'm going to make sure that the Uchiha's hatred dies forever.

We powered up and went at them.


Battle 1: Loki Loud, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Lightning Dust, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Flash Magnus, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Derpy Hooves, Lemon Zest, Sour Sweet, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Frosty Orange, Air Skylanders, Zarya (Overwatch), Andropov, Galova, Chill, Cross Crow, KGBeast, Crimson Dynamo, Gloriosa Daisy and Indigo Zap VS Stinky Butt the Foul


Stinky Butt the Foul was first.

Stinky Butt: (to Loki) I really like how Lola, Lynn, and your female counterpart have been calm about things lately.

Loki: Yeah thanks to Mandy and their hearts for not literally taking things too far.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah it's Awesome! But I feel bad for everyone that had to live here on this world. They went through so much here.

Scootaloo: No kidding but Eureka is really cool and those butterfly wings she has as we were flying were amazing!

Magma Gloom: They sure were. I think it's so cool that Renton has a Coralian for a wife.

Stinky Butt: Love can happen to anyone either on Earth or other planets.

Spitfire: That's true. I think it's amazing.

Lightning Dust: I do too. But I feel bad that Anemone had to go through all that.

Vapor Trail: Yeah that was awful. Tayuya feels for her because they went through the same things.

Sky Stinger: I wouldn't wish everything they went through on our worst enemies.

Angel Wings: Me neither. That's horrible.

Soarin: Everything that J.D. said about Orochimaru was absolutely despicable. He has no honor. Just all insane evil.

Night Glider: Yeah it's REALLY Sick.

Wind Socks: Yeah.

Stinky Butt: Thank goodness we didn't recruit him into the Masters of Evil.

Flash Magnus: And thank goodness J.D. banished him to the Warp forever.

Cloudkicker: Yeah after everything that Orochimaru did in his own selfish pursuits to learn all the worlds jutsu and live forever, he can burn in the Warp forever.

Blossomforth: Yeah he deserves it.

Derpy Hooves: I agree with you all on that.

Lemon Zest: Everything Orochimaru did is absolutely insane.

Sunny Flare: Yeah it was horrible.

Sour Sweet: So many lives were destroyed because of him.

Sugarcoat: And so many homes were destroyed too.

Frosty Orange: Yeah it's horrible.

Indigo Zap: He is a monster.

Gloriosa: Yeah he is.

Whirlwind: But thank goodness that J.D. got rid of him forever.

Thunderbolt: And thank goodness we will never see him again.

Stinky Butt: That is good. I see all of the Russian Members are with you.

Zarya (Overwatch): (Russian Accent) Yes it's part of a theme J.D. did. It's called Friends of Russia.

Andropov: (Russian Accent) It's a really good theme comrades.

Galova: (Russian Accent) You said it cousin.

Chill: (Russian Accent) I may not be from Russia but I do have a Russian Accent and that makes me part of Russia.

Cross Crow: (Russian Accent) I have a Russian Accent too and that makes me part of Russia too.

KGBeast: (Russian Accent) Russia is amazing.

Crimson Dynamo: (Russian Accent) It sure is.

Stinky Butt: Lets not forget Comrade Red. He is Russian too.

Loki: True.

Stinky Butt: Lets get it on!

FFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!

He fired a powerful fart at them and Loki fired a huge fart at him.

FFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!

The fart blasts collided and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

They jumped out of the explosion and blasted him all over with energy and wind blasts and smashed him down.

Loki Loud: That was a stinky win!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Battle 2: Loni, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Dark Skylanders, Timmy Turner, Trixie Tang, Tootie, Chloe Carmichael, Sparky, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Napalm Man and Crystal Man VS Anti-Wanda


Anti-Wanda was next.

Anti-Wanda: (to Loni) I don't think Lola, Lynn, and Lori have gone soft at all.

Loni: I don't think that either. They are just as good as they are whether they are soft or not.

Princess Luna: That's right. They may be the Trinity of Violence but they are still human and have great capabilities.

Snowdrop: Definitely. And their power is great.

Gari: Absolutely. No villain should EVER tell them otherwise.

Ink Rose: I agree. Villains can go screw themselves.

Moonlight Raven: You said it.

They high-five.

Blackout: I hope no villain tells them otherwise.

Nightfall: You said it!

Timmy Turner: I feel bad for Coop though. His dad and sister put him through a lot.

Cosmo: I'll say. (Picks his nose)

BLAM!

Wanda hit him in the head with a frying pan.

Wanda: Quiet you dunderhead! But Coop will come around and forgive them. It just takes time.

Poof: Yeah it does.

Trixie Tang: Thank goodness Coop didn't go through what I did.

Tootie: Yeah. Living with my former sister Icky Vicky was a total nightmare.

Chloe Carmichael: Yeah Icky Vicky is a monster.

Sparky: She sure is and she deserves to stay in prison.

Napalm Man: Yeah.

Crystal Man: Yep.

Anti-Wanda: I agree y'all. Lets do it!

She fired a magic blast and they dodged it and fired blasts of darkness and magic and smashed her down.

Loni: Totes fun!

Princess Luna: A victory of the night!


Battle 3: Luke Loud, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur de Lis, Fancy Pants, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Rose, Daisy, Lily Valley, Water Skylanders, Bloom, Flora, Tecna, Stella, Roxy, Layla, Musa, Sugarcoat and Lemon Zest VS Cavalier


Cavalier was next.

Cavalier: (to Luke) This Earth does have similarities to our own.

Luke Loud: It sure does. But it was forever changed because of that alien coral.

Rarity: But thank goodness that no one got hurt here.

Sweetie Belle: The people here thought that the coral would destroy the world when in fact it was just the opposite. This coral made avatars to learn about us and be like us.

Thunder Terror: It sure did. That is amazing.

Sassy Saddles: (British Accent) I think so too. It's amazing.

Sapphire Shore: And Renton is a lucky guy. He and Eureka have their names carved into the moon.

Cavalier: I saw that! That is so adorable and romantic.

Saffron Masala: (Indian Accent) I think so too. I like it.

Vinyl Scratch nodded in agreement.

Octavia Melody: (British Accent) It is a most amazing sight and I can tell they were made for each other.

Cavalier: Indeed. I'm happy for them.

Jet Set: We are too.

Upper Crust: Absolutely.

Fleur De Lis: It's a beautiful romance for them.

Fancy Pants: Most amazing.

Mistmane: Yes indeed.

Sable Spirit: Yep.

Rose: It's so beautiful seeing a romantic couple.

Daisy: It sure is.

Lily Valley: So cool.

Gill Grunt: It sure is.

Wash Buckler: Yes it is.

Cavalier: You said it. But I feel bad for Anemone. She went through a nightmare.

Sugarcoat: She sure did.

Lemon Zest: Tayuya got through to her by revealing the full extent of her pain and torture.

Bloom: Yeah what happened to her was terrible.

Flora: They both went through horrible backgrounds.

Layla: Yeah that's awful.

Tecna: (British Accent) It sure is.

Stella: I have a feeling a new member of the Redemption Squad is in the works.

Roxy: I have that feeling too.

Musa: Same here.

Cavalier: Indeed.

Luke Loud pulled out a white glove and slapped Cavalier across his face.

Cavalier: I accept your challenge! Lets dance!

Luke Loud unsheathed his sword.

Luke Loud: En garde!

Cavalier unsheathed his sword and they clashed powerfully and sparks were flying all over and the group blasted and smashed him all over with water and elements and knocked him down.

Luke Loud: All right dudes!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Battle 4: Lane, Princess Celestia, Light Skylanders, Hercules, Meg, Sora, Goofy, Donald, Kairi, Roxas, Xion, Namine, Mickey, Aqua, Ventus, Terra, Riku, Centaur Man and Flame Man VS Eris


Eris was next.

Eris: Now what is the deal with the Uchiha and why do they hate J.D. so much?

Lane: Well in 150,000 years, J.D. helped Itachi kill EVERY single one of the Uchiha except for Mikoto, Sasuke and Itachi. Even though Itachi killed all of the others. The reason is because the Uchiha were planning a massive revolt to overthrow the Hokage and take over the government.

Eris: Oh my goodness!

Princess Celestia: Yeah that's horrible!

Spotlight: All because they let their hatred, jealousy and evil get out of hand over the years.

Knight Light: Yeah they have no honor.

Hercules: No they don't and I hope J.D. makes the Uchiha extinct.

Meg: Yeah after everything that they did they don't deserve a second chance.

Sora: They brought all that on themselves.

Goofy: They sure did.

Donald: Yeah!

Kairi: The Uchiha have no love for anyone but themselves and they don't deserve anything.

Roxas: Yeah.

Xion: J.D. already killed Madara Uchiha and banished him to the Warp forever for his crimes.

Namine: Yeah and he was completely helpless against J.D.'s power.

Mickey: Madara Uchiha was the Devil Incarnate and he got what he deserved.

Aqua: He sure did.

Ventus: He was gonna destroy the entire world.

Terra: He makes me sick.

Riku: Yeah.

Centaur Man: He was a monster.

Flame Man: Yeah.

Eris: He was the worst ever monster ever known. Lets get it on!

She threw Golden Apples and they turned into bear traps and they dodged them and blasted her all over with light blasts and smashed her down.

Lane: All right!

Princess Celestia: That was amazing!


Battle 5: Lynn Jr., Applejack, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Grand Pear, Blue Raspberry, Strawberry Sunrise, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Earth Skylanders, Robin, Starfire, Raven, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Tara, Blackfire, Brawl and Swindle VS Mammoth


Mammoth was next.

Mammoth: (to Male Lynn) Man, this Earth went through Hell.

Lynn Jr.: It sure did but it wasn't all that bad.

Applejack: Yeah Renton told us that he and Eureka marrying brought two races from different planets together.

Apple Bloom: It sure is adorable.

Frozen Fright: Yeah it sure is. But what happened here that drove the people away was awful.

Apple Fritter: Yeah it was horrible. After 10,000 years everyone on Earth came back.

Big Mac: Eeyup.

Sugar Belle: But it's so cute that Renton and Eureka are together and have a family.

Mammoth: Yeah that is great. But why do the Uchiha hate J.D. so much?

Granny Smith: We heard that he is the one who killed the entirety of the Uchiha except for Mikoto, Sasuke and Itachi .

Apple Rose: We don't know the full extent of the story but it was awful.

Goldie Delicious: Yeah whatever happened with the Uchiha must not have been pretty.

Bright Mac: They must've done something that prompted them to be executed by him.

Pear Butter: And J.D. must've brought justice to them by killing them.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. Whatever the reason is it must've been really big.

Cocoa Axe: (Irish Accent) Indeed lads.

Steela Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent) Yeah whatever the Uchiha did must've been terrible.

Mammoth: We'll have to find out about it later. But it's amazing that Tayuya got through to Anemone.

Autumn Blaze: It sure is. Who would've thought that she and Anemone had very similar backgrounds.

Coloratura: Yeah that is very interesting. They both have really dark backgrounds and went through EXACTLY the same kind of backgrounds.

Flashwing: Yeah talk about coincidental.

Wallop: I feel bad for both of them however though.

Robin: We all do.

Starfire: They went through nightmares.

Raven: Nightmares we wouldn't wish on our worst enemies.

Beast Boy: Yeah that was horrible.

Cyborg: It sure was.

Tara: No kidding.

Blackfire: Yeah.

Brawl: That was awful.

Swindle: No kidding.

Blue Raspberry: I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemies either.

Strawberry Sunrise: Me neither.

Grand Pear: Same here.

Mammoth: Yeah. Lets do it!

Mammoth charged at them and they dodged him and smashed him down with Earth and fruit blasts and smashed him down.

Lynn Jr.: WINNER!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Battle 6: Linka Loud, Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Firecracker Burst, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Mondo, Rockna, Gluko, Spectra the Light Angel, Luxord and Batch VS Prince Eccentro


Eccentro was next.

Prince Eccentro: (to Linka) I'm glad you guys didn't have to take Coop down.

Linka: We are too. But what that Kat did REALLY tore his entire family apart.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah and it severed his bonds with his family.

Pepperdance: I hope that he can get his family bonds reinstated.

Cayenne: I do too. What the Kat did was awful.

Wallflower: Yeah it sure was. Poor kid.

Firecracker Burst: That Kat is ultimate evil.

Eccentro: Indeed. And that kat doesn't deserve to go to Heaven for its crimes.

Adagio Dazzle: No he doesn't.

Aria Blaze: OUR cats might but that one won't.

Sonata Dusk: Yeah.

Gusty: What the Kat did was absolutely disgusting.

Eruptor: I hope he burns.

Flare Wolf: Yeah he has no honor.

Eccentro: No he doesn't.

Mondo: But we've seen the last of him.

Rockna: And I hope he gets what's coming to him in the future.

Spectra: An eternity of damnation.

Gluko: You said it.

Batch: And it won't be pretty for him.

Luxord: Yeah.

Eccentro: No it won't. Lets do it!

He summoned an army of Sandworms and they fired fire blasts and they dodged them and fired waves of fire and lightning and smashed him down.

Linka: All right!

Sunset Shimmer: That was awesome!

Mondo: Another victory for...

Mondo and Rockna: THE MON COLLE KNIGHTS!


Battle 7: Lars, Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Discord, Zecora, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Pipsqueak, Triple Berry, Snips, Snails, Zipporwhill, Tornado Bolt, Tender Tap, Button Mash, Rumble, Matoombo and Itasis VS Raven Branwen


Raven Branwen was next.

Raven Branwen: (to Lars) If me and Yang can patch things up, Coop should be able to patch things up with his dad and sister as well.

Lars: Absolutely. Coop should never stay mad at his family forever after everything he went through.

Fluttershy: No he shouldn't. Not after everything we found out during the fight with Ray Finkle.

Tree Hugger: Yeah what he did was not cool.

Mage Meadowbrook: No kidding. But Ray Finkle got what he deserved because he let his hatred of Dan Morino destroy his mind.

Discord: Indeed he did and he deserves to be burning in the fires of hell for his crimes.

Zecora: What Finkle did was lack of good sport and he brought it down on himself in that sort.

Raven Branwen: He sure did. And all because he missed that easy field goal back 37 years ago. What a sore loser. But what is the deal with J.D. and the Uchiha?

Apple Bloom: J.D. killed all the Uchiha minus Itachi, Mikoto and Sasuke because the Uchiha were going to launch a revolt.

Sweetie Belle: They were going to overthrow the Hokage and take over the Government.

Scootaloo: The Third Hokage tried to talk them out of it. But because of their own selfishness they wouldn't listen.

Diamond Tiara: So J.D. was told to destroy the entirety of the Uchiha Clan except for Itachi, Mikoto and Sasuke. Nicole spared Sasuke when she formed Team Cosmic Dragon because she knew there was good in Sasuke.

Silver Spoon: But the Sasuke in 150,000 years was pure evil.

Raven Branwen: Oh man! So they were brought back by the Aparoids to get revenge!

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah that's crazy!

Triple Berry: I can't believe that the Uchiha had that much hatred and evil in them!

Snips: I hope J.D. brings the ultimate beatdown onto them.

Snails: Me too!

Zipporwhill: (Latin American Accent) Yeah they don't deserve a second chance after everything they did.

Tornado Bolt: It's absolutely sickening that they can have that much evil in them.

Tender Tap: No kidding. Awful people.

Button Mash: Justice was brought to them before and J.D. can bring it to them again.

Rumble: Yes he can.

Matoombo: The Uchiha have no honor.

Itassis: Except for Sasuke, Itachi and Mikoto and not those Evil Sasuke's.

Raven Branwen: You got that right. Lets do it!

Raven unsheathed her sword and they went at her and clashed all over and fired waves of leaves and energy and magic and smashed her all over the place and knocked her down.

Lars: Darkness prevails.

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Battle 8: Leif, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, Thorax, Sunburst, Juniper Montage, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, Skips, Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, Bombshell and Kickback VS Condiment King


The Condiment King was next.

Condiment King: (to Leif) I guess Anemone wasn't a bad person after all.

Leif: No she wasn't. She was just mentally unstable because of all the abuse she went through.

Starlight Glimmer: The poor girl went through a nightmare.

Trixie: Yeah she didn't deserve this.

Thorax: And I thought having to suffer the abuse of Chrysalis was bad but she went through something worse.

Sunburst: Yeah that is horrible.

Juniper Montage: Yeah no kidding. Poor girl.

Clover the Clever: It's sick that she went through all that.

Hex: But thanks to Tayuya and how she went through the same thing it's good that she helped set Anemone on the road to redemption.

Wolfgang: (Australian Accent) You said it mates.

Condiment King: Yeah that is a good thing. But it's also good that Billy is back on the team.

Mordecai: It sure is. And he is loving it more than ever.

Rigby: You said it dude.

Benson: What that Professor Hardly did to him was disgusting. He made him insane and caused most of the Endsville sector to hate him.

Skips: What he did shows that he has no honor.

Muscle Man: Yeah it was sick dudes.

High Five Ghost: Yeah it was terrible.

Bombshell: Yeah no kidding.

Kickback: Yep.

Condiment King: Boy you're telling me. Lets do it.

He fired waves of ketchup and mustard and they dodged them and fired element blasts and smashed him down.

They pulled out hot dogs and put ketchup and mustard on them and toasted.

Leif: Awesome victory!

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah it was!

They ate the hot dogs.


Battle 9: Lexx, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Squilliam, Mrs. Puff, Pearl, Larry Veon and Hagger VS 2016 Morbucks


2016's Morbucks was next.

2016 Morbucks: (to Lexx) I'm glad Tayuya was able to get through to Anemone.

Lexx: We all are actually and it was horrible that Tayuya went through all that even though our worlds are light-years and times apart.

Twilight Sparkle: No kidding. She and Anemone have been through a nightmare of horror.

Luster Dawn: Yeah that was horrible that they both suffered so much.

Princess Cadance: I feel so sorry for them both. It's awful that they went through all that.

Princess Amore: I wouldn't wish that even on my worst enemies.

Flurry Heart: King Sombra maybe.

Lilly Crystal: Yeah he should have all that done to him.

Cloud Star: But the Warp is better.

2016 Morbucks: No kidding and I agree with all of you. Do you guys feel sorry for what happened to Coop?

Minuette: Absolutely! He did nothing to deserve all this from his family.

Twinkleshine: It was all because of that Kat that he had all this treatment done to him.

Lemon Hearts: Yeah he gives all cats everywhere a really bad name.

Moondancer: Because of that monster he severed his bonds to his family.

Lyra Heartstrings: It will take a long time to repair them after everything he did.

Bon Bon: It sure will. What a fiend.

Star Swirl: You said it girls.

2016 Morbucks: I hope he gets his family back together.

Spyro: Me too.

Pop Fizz: Yeah it is awful that all that happened to him.

SpongeBob: Thank goodness Plankton didn't do that to my family.

Patrick: Yeah. (BELCH)

Squidward: Plankton was a little one eye monster.

Sandy: He sure was.

Mr. Krabs: I just miss him though. Not the monster he turned into. I miss the Plankton that I knew that was me best friend.

Squilliam: I know Eugene. I know.

Mrs. Puff: And all because a recipe tore apart a great friendship.

Pearl: Yeah daddy never told us about how that happened.

Karen: I'm sorry that Plankton and Mr. Krab's friendship was ripped apart like that.

Larry the Lobster: Yeah that was rough.

Veon: Hard to believe something as petty as a recipe can tear apart a great friendship like that.

Hagger: Yeah that's wrong.

2016 Morbucks: No kidding. Lets do it!

She fired a money ray and they dodged it and fired elemental blasts and magic blasts and smashed her down.

Lexx: All right!

Twilight Sparkle: That was great!


Battle 10: Levi, Trixie, Swift Foot, Alt. Chrysalis, Radiant Hope, Wallflower, Vignette Valencia, Cozy Glow, Adagio Dazzling, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Stygian, Starlight Glimmer, Gilda, Octane and Shrapnel VS Professor XXXL


Professor XXXL was next.

Professor XXXL: I see you have all the redeemed villains with you.

Levi: Indeed. It's part of a theme J.D. made.

Professor XXXL: What is all your stories here?

Trixie: Twilight saved me from myself because I had an attitude that made me the best thing since sliced bread.

Swift Foot: I was saved from myself after my evil father forced me to spy on Twilight's School and destroy friendship.

Alt. Chrysalis: I'm actually from another universe where I am good and my evil self is destroyed in this one.

Radiant Hope: I was a friend of King Sombra and I helped overthrow him.

Wallflower: Sunset Shimmer saved me from myself and destroyed the Memory Stone.

Vignette: Rarity saved me from myself by destroying my powerlust in my phone.

Cozy Glow: J.D. saved me from making a terrible mistake and brought my mother back.

Adagio Dazzle: J.D. and everyone saved us by helping us realize how much good we can do.

Stygian: (British Medieval Accent) J.D. save me from the corrupting power of the Pony of Shadows.

Tempest Shadow: Twilight saved me and helped me get the power to destroy the Storm King.

Discord: Fluttershy reformed me and turned me into a force of good.

Starlight Glimmer: I was stopped from destroying the timeline and realized the error of my ways thanks to Twilight.

Gilda: Rainbow Dash and Pinkie helped make me realize what a jerk I was to everyone and got me to be a better person.

Professor XXXL: Wow! You all have amazing stories.

Octane: We sure do.

Shrapnel: Yep.

Professor XXXL: Lets do it!

He rolled at them and they dodged him and fired elemental blasts and smashed him all over and knocked him down.

Levi: A great success.

Trixie: A great performance by the Great and Powerful Trixie!


Battle 11: Leon, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Somnambula, Tech Skylanders, The Three Stooges, Homer, Bart, Lisa Simpson, Maggie, Marah and Kapri VS Artie Ziff


Artie Ziff was next.

Artie Ziff: J.D. must have a really bad hatred towards the Uchiha Clan.

Leon: Actually it's the other way around. It's more like THEY have a bad hatred with him.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah it was really big! I forget what happened. But whatever it was it was horrible.

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) J.D. will have to tell us all about it later on.

Marble Pie: Yeah it must've been a really bad thing that happened.

Limestone Pie: Yeah. I hope J.D. gives them the ultimate beatdown.

Cheese Sandwich: Same here. J.D. is powerful enough to face all of the Uchiha Clan.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) He sure is.

Artie Ziff: Yeah. I also hope that Coop mends his bonds with his family after everything that happened.

Sprocket: Yeah we all do.

Drobot: (Techno Voice) Drobot agree.

Moe: What that cat did was horrible to his family.

Larry Fine: It sure was. He gives cats everywhere a bad name.

Curly: What kind of name did they give him? Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.

SLAP!

Moe slapped Curly.

Moe: Shut up you pumpkinhead.

Homer: (Laughs) That is funny!

Bart: Yeah it sure is!

Lisa Simpson: Yeah!

Maggie: It sure is.

Marah: Yep!

Kapri: Yep.

Artie Ziff: Yeah it is! Lets get it on.

He fired waves of fire and they dodged the blasts and fired energy blasts and smashed him down.

Leon: YEAH!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!

Moe: Success!

Curly: Success!

Curly kissed Moe full on the mouth.

Moe: (Spits) I'm poisoned!

SLAP SLAP! HONK HONK! TWIST!

He slapped Curly twice, Honked his nose twice and twisted his ears.

Moe held his fist down.

Moe: See that?

Curly slapped his fist and Moe bonked him on the head.

BONK!

Moe: WHY YOU!? I'LL STRANGLE YOU!

He strangled Curly.


Battle 12: Turbo, Megaforce, Lola, Lana, Laney, Lucy Loud, Lily and Emma (ELGVTWD) VS Numbor.


Numbor was next.

T.J. Johnson: Lets do it!

Turbo Rangers: SHIFT INTO TURBO!

The Turbo Rangers transformed and they were ready!

Turbo Rangers: ALL RIGHT! POWER RANGERS TURBO!

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A massive fiery explosion went off in the background and they were ready for action!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! TURBO!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Turbo Rangers too!

Emma (ELGVTWD): That is awesome!

Lily: Yeah!

Laney: This is gonna be good!

Lana: YEAH!

Lola: Lets get him!

Turbo Rangers and Megaforce Rangers: TURBO RAM CANNON!

They summoned the Turbo Ram Cannon and Lola and the girls fired energy and elemental blasts and the rangers fired the cannon and the blasts all hit Numbor and he flew back and exploded in a massive fiery explosion!

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Numbor was dead!

Emma (ELGVTWD): That's how we get it done!

Laney: Numbor you have failed this world!

Troy Burrows: That's a Super Mega Win.


Battle 13: Zhalia Moon VS The Witch of Salem


The Witch of Salem was next.

(X-Files Theme Plays)

Zhalia: Out of all my Seeker friends, I am the only one left that doesn't have my own archenemy in the Masters Of Evil. You would make a great archenemy for me.

Witch of Salem: (Cackles) I'm glad you think so.

Zhalia: This is gonna be fun.

The witch fired fireball blasts and Zhalia dodged them and fired waves of lightning and electrocuted her all over and smashed her down.

Zhalia: Take this one! LIGHTNING MOONLIGHT ULTRABLAST!

She fired a massive blast of energy and lightning and smashed the Witch down.


Battle 14: Me VS The Uchiha Clan infected with Aparoids


I was facing the entirety of the Uchiha Clan and I mean ALL OF THEM! Except for Obito and Madara. I saw that Shisui, Izumi, and Naori Uchiha were mindless.

Me: You guys don't have any idea who you are fucking around with.

Fugaku: We don't huh?

Me: That's right. Because I killed all of you like I did to Madara Uchiha.

Fugaku: YOU KILLED MADARA!?

Me: And I'm gonna do the same to all of you like I did 150,000 years in the future.

Fugaku: How did a fucking loser like you kill Madara!?

Me: He totally underestimated my power and he had no idea what he was up against. I am a god.

Fugaku: YOU ARE NO GOD!

Me: Oh really?

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI BY JO BLANKENBURG PLAYS AT 1:35 to 2:14)

I then had rainbow fire swirl around me and I was enveloped in a vortex of rainbow fire and then I transformed into my Super Angel-Ebonwu-Phoenix-Harmony 500,000,000 form.

Me: (Divine Echoing Elemental Voice) Does this look like I'm bluffing?

They totally had no idea that I had such power!

FUGAKU WAS INFURIATED!

Fugaku: (ENRAGED SCREAMING) YOU ARE JUST A WORTHLESS LOSER! YOU ARE NO MATCH AGAINST THE POWER OF THE UCHIHA! WE ARE THE ELITE AND THE BEST THERE IS!

Me: Shit. Now I know who the evil Sasuke's got his fucking balls from. I killed you all because you brought all your crimes all on yourselves. Your own selfishness, hatred, delusional ambitions lead to your downfall.

Fugaku: YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR!

He went at me and punched at me in the face and I blocked it and kicked him in the face and sent him crashing into the others.

Me: Pathetic.

(RAGE - NARUTO SHIPPUDEN MOVIE 2 OST PLAYS AT 2:18)

Fugaku then got up and then HE WENT COMPLETLEY INSANE! He went at me and punched and kicked and brutally fought me all over and tried to smash my head in with indiscriminate fury and he was really determined to make sure that he kills me. I blocked all his punches and kicks and he jumped back and threw numerous kunai and I deflected them all and fired a powerful blast of fire and it hit him in his arm and burned him bad! I fired energy blasts and they hit him all over and exploded and he was screaming in pain and then he was screaming in agony. But then his screams of pain quickly turned into maniacal and insane laughter. He was laughing like an insane and totally fucked up monster that was fucked up to the core six ways till Sunday and he went at me again and I kicked him in the face and knocked him down and he got up and went at me again and I dodged him and fired a blast of lightning and it hit him in the crotch and electrocuted him all over. He went at me some more and I dodged his strike and kicked him in the back and sent him smashing into a rock and he got up and fired massive blasts of lightning at me and I deflected them back with my sword and he got electrocuted all over and I punched him in the face and he went at me some more and I was making him madder and madder and madder and he was only making me stronger with all his hatred and more. I then punched him in the face and he went at me and I dodged him again and dodged him again and then I kicked him in the back again and sent him crashing into a rock and he got up and glared at me with extreme fury! All the other Uchiha came at me and I kicked and punched and pulverized them all over with incredible fury and I punched Shisui in the face and knocked him down and slashed an Uchiha in the stomach and bissected him and I kicked an Uchiha in the stomach and punched him in the face and knocked him down and then I blasted all the other Uchiha with energy and Naori, Izumi and Shisui were restored and back to normal. I kicked Fugaku in the face and sent him crashing into the wall. He looked at me ferociously.

Fugaku: I HATE YOU!

My aura flared up with incredible force and he went at me again and I punched him in the stomach with incredible devastating force and he belched up a huge amount of blood and he was on the ground in agony.

Fugaku: I HATE YOU MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF YOU FUCKING CUR! YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A MENACE TO THE ENTIRETY OF THE UCHIHA CLAN! YOU HELPED ITACHI KILL THEM AND YOU EVEN HELPED THAT RETCHED LOSER VILLAGE AND HOKAGE GET FAR STRONGER THAN ME AND FORGET ALL ABOUT THE UCHIHA!

Me: Because they are nothing but a bunch of traitors, murderers, thieves and delusional monsters that care about no one other than themselves. Your crimes against the world are completely unforgivable. You think you are so entitled to everything and have everything handed to you all on a silver plater. That's all you ever care about is nothing but power. But there were exceptions in the Uchiha. Itachi, Naori, Izumi, Shisui, Mikoto, they were those that are exceptions. But the rest of the Uchiha are pure evil incarnate. You are nothing more than a bunch of sad and fucked up megalomaniacal fuckpots that has absolutely no respect for the value of human life at all and will do anything to get what they want. Even kill the people of their own village. You all fucking disgust me!

Fugaku was enraged.

Me: You're now about to see just how merciless the power of a god can be to anyone. Including you. I'm far more powerful than you ever will be in a quadrillion number of lifetimes and I am now going to make sure that you never get your hands on anymore power.

Fugaku: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR!? YOU ARE NOTHING TO US YOU CUR!

Me: Hmm. Yes and a "Motherfucking Cur" was the only kind of person you can handle. I remember that you said that very same thing to me in 150,000 years just as I was killing the Uchiha for their crimes and snuffing out the very darkness that they used to destroy so many lives. When you made your speech about how you were going to kill all of the Leaf in the name of Madara Uchiha all you did was seal your fate. You poisoned your own son with your own hatred and turned him into a miniature version of you and you poisoned his mind with so much of your hatred that he became a totally lost cause. You made him into a homicidal and completely mentally unstable psychopath and he did not show any value towards friendship or comradery. He wanted everything handed to him on a silver platter just like you do. He cheated in everything, Even though Ninjas cheat, education is the one thing that we NEVER cheat at. Isn't that right and they say that you were leading the Uchiha to greatness. But it turns out you're just another lost soul of the run-of-the-mill ninja. And you know it. You're not even in the same league in the kind of power that I possess. I can destroy the entire universe in the mere blink of a cosmic eye. In fact, next to my kind of power and the power that you have, you are nothing compared to me and are nothing but a bunch of pathetic ants compared to it. The way you covet all that power, the way you do all the deeds in the name of the devil known as Madara Uchiha, a monster and a planet destroyer. It's downright fucking disgusting. As the most powerful fighter and warrior and champion in the universe, all I see when I look at you is a fucked up miserable fuckweed and a heartless motherfucking psychotic wretch. And on top of that I fucking hate your style above all others you ruthless fuckkicker! What is it that you are hoping to accomplish? Stealing all the jutsu in the world just to expand your jutsu arsenal and repertoire, committing crimes all over the planet just to satisfy Madara Uchiha, murdering innocent people, stealing jutsu, and above all betraying the very village you founded. You Uchiha Motherfuckers don't give a flying fuck about anyone but your pathetic goddamned motherfucking selves and that is why I killed them all. The Uchiha are heartless monsters that murder, lie, steal, betray and are completely powerhungry. YOU ALL FUCKING DISGUST ME!

I went at Fugaku and kicked him in the face and knocked out some of his teeth and punched him in the stomach with a massive flurry of punches and he belched out blood and then I kicked him in the face and punched him in the nose and slammed a Rasengan in his stomach and sent him crashing into the wall. He got up and came at me again.

Me: This will REALLY hurt. SENJU STYLE NINJA ART: ULTRA WOOD FLAME RASENSHURIKEN!

I formed a Wood Rasenshuriken made of pure green fire and I smashed it into the floor and wood grew and skewered all the Uchiha bodies and trapped them in a huge tree and fruit rained down and smashed Fugaku all over and knocked him around and knocked him down.

He was knocked down.


We regrouped and we were facing Dark Anenome. Radiant Hope, Varie and Maria were healing curing Naori, Shisui and Izumi Uchiha.

Tayuya: In the words of Dark Spicer, your ass is about to be kicked!

Me: Big time! Lets tear her apart everyone!

Nico: YEAH!

Troy: It's over for you!

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Star Earth Five!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Fiveman Rangers and we went at Dark Anemone.

We punched and smashed and pulverized her all over the place with incredible force and more.

Ed Cowart: EAT DIRT INSANE MONSTER OF DEATH! (BLASTS DARK ANEMONE ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Earthworm Jim: EAT DIRT INSANE DIRTBAG! (BLASTS DARK ANEMONE ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ets: Take this one! TECHNO STYLE NINJA ART: PLASMA BALL BARRAGE!

He turned his hand into a plasma cannon and fired energy balls and they hit Dark Anemone all over and burned her all over the place.

Ed then had a sword for his hand and he slashed Dark Anemone all over and cut her badly.

Lincoln: LIGHTNING STYLE: F-16 FIGHTING FALCON!

R. Mika: STRENGTH STYLE: C-146A WOLFHOUND!

Menat: SHADOW STYLE: RC-26B METROLINER!

Hilda: (British Accent) WIND STYLE: F-22 RAPTOR!

Toph: EARTH STYLE: B-52H STRATOFORTRESS!

Entrapta: TECH STYLE: F35A LIGHTNING 2!

Frosta: ICE STYLE: C-27J SPARTAN!

Perfuma: NATURE STYLE: C-31A TROOPSHIP!

Mai: FIRE STYLE: RC-12 HURON!

Nanami: WATER STYLE: EH-60A BLACKHAWK!

Jessica: STING STYLE: AH-64 APACHE!

They summoned modern aircrafts made of different elements and they went at Dark Anemone.

Offroad, Ultra Humanite, Tsunade and Sideswipe used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Offroad's Glass Gas, Ultra Humanite's Psychic Powers, Tsunade's strength and Sideswipe's phosphorus flares 100-fold.

Offroad and Ultra Humanite: PSYCHIC GLAS SHRAPNAL!

Tsunade and Sideswipe: SMASHING FLARE STRIKE!

Offroad fires waves of glass gas and Ultra Humanite fired psychic blasts. Tsunade punched the ground and Sideswipe fired flares.

Tayuya, Renton and Eureka: LIFE FLUTE ULTRA BLAST!

Lincoln, R. Mika, Menat, Hilda, Toph, Entrapta, Frosta, Perfuma, Mai, Nanami and Jessica: FINAL SMASH: JET ICARUS SLASH!

They fired elemental energies and they formed into Jet Icarus from the Jetman rangers and it used its Biirdonic Saber and slashed Dark Anemone all over.

The blasts all hit Dark Anemone and obliterated her into nothing and sealed her into the Book of Vile Darkness forever.

Me: That did it!

We powered down. We won!

Renton: Thank goodness.

Eureka: Yeah.

Lola: At least Anemone is cured.

Eureka: Thank you all for helping us today.

Eccentro: No problem, Eureka.

Raven Branwen: You guys are going to love it on our Earth.

Condiment King: (to Coop, Burt, and Millie) I think there's something that you guys should say to one another.

Maria: I don't think it's a good idea to rush things.

2016 Morbucks: If this isn't settled now, Coop's going to be put in the same position that Dark Anemone forced him into.

Me: I agree.

Coop: Dad, Millie, I am not ready to fully forgive you just yet. But I will give you another chance. It's gonna take a while for me to fully trust you all again.

Burt: I understand son.

Millie: Thanks bro.

Me: Awesome. And I brought back Shisui, Naori and Izumi Uchiha.

Sasuke: Always good to have fellow clan members back.

Shisui: Same here Sasuke.

Itachi: It's great to have my best friend back.

Shisui: Same here Itachi. Same here.

Naori: It's awesome to be back.

Fugaku then appeared and he was bleeding profusely and was out of his mind!

Fugaku: YOU WILL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE!

Sasuke: Father it's over! You've lost. Accept your defeat like a man.

Fugaku: I WILL NEVER LOSE! I'M SORRY SON! THIS IS FOR YOU LORD MADARA!

He went through a huge number of handsigns and I recognized the jutsu he was gonna use.

Me: Oh no! Lets get out of here!

I teleported everyone on the planet and us back to the ship and we hightailed it out of there. We got out of the planet and took the Coral Ring and Moon with us.

Fugaku: FIRE STYLE: ARMAGEDDON!

He released a massive flash of white light and fire and then the entire planet exploded in a massive explosion!

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We got out of there just in time!

Me: Whoa! That was a close one!

Twilight Sparkle: What was that technique he used?

Me: It was a deadly catastrophic forbidden jutsu called Fire Style: Armageddon. What it does is it's a Kamikaze Technique that turns the user into a bomb that possesses enough power to destroy an entire planet. It turns them into a living Gamma Ray Burst and it has that kind of power.

Twilight Sparkle: Whoa! That's horrible!

Me: No kidding.

Eureka: But thank goodness we're heading to another Earth.

Lola: Yeah. You will love it.

Eureka: (To the viewers) This was one intense adventure! I hope you all like the next one as much as all of us will.

Lola: I know I will.

Me: Same here. Set course for home.

We went back home.

The ship was flying through space towards our Earth. Fugaku's evil spirit and the spirits of the Uchiha that were killed were banished to the Warp forever for their crimes. Now we have seen the last of the Evil Uchiha Clan.

Bart and Lisa: Are we there yet?

Homer: No.

Bart and Lisa: Are we there yet?

Homer: No.

Bart and Lisa: Are we there yet?

Homer: No.

Bart and Lisa: Are we there yet?

Homer: No.

Bart and Lisa: Are we there yet?

Homer: (Annoyed) No!

Bart and Lisa: Are we there yet?

Homer: (ANGRY) NO!

Bart and Lisa: Are we there yet?

Homer: No!

Bart and Lisa: Are we there yet?

Homer: NO!

Bart: Are we there yet?

Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE!?

Lily tazed him and calmed him down and we laughed at that. We got Eureka and Renton and his friends and the people settled into our Earth and then we had dinner and went to bed.

THE END


Another funny and awesome adventure done.

Eureka Seven was an awesome show back in 2005. I never saw it but it's amazing that it all took place all that time into the future. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Etstheclarencefan, vinjedi1995, Darkhai, Nflemingful, Drako1234658 and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks guys. Get ready to laugh your heads off until your sides bleed as we go to the year 3001.5 and meet Bobobo Bo-Bo-Bobo and help him take down the evil Shavers and the evil king. We're REALLY gonna be laughing at everything he does in that adventure. Expect a lot of Fourth Wall Breaking, crazy shenanigans, silly jokes and more in that.

See you all tomorrow.