HOLD ON TO YOUR SIDES


We were over in Paris, France and we were there to visit Marinette's mom and dad and Chloe's dad.

Bounce Man: Good to be back in Paris.

Me: Boy you said it.

Marinette: I can't wait to see my mom again.

Chloe: Yeah and my dad.

Anne-Maria: I missed dad.

Chloe: Me too.

Me: Things have been really busy for all of us.

Applejack: Hoowee! I'll say.

Nico: Yeah they have.

Lola: I can't wait to see how Marinette and Chloe's parents are doing since we saw them the last time.

Rainbow Dash: I can't wait to meet them.

Rarity: I can't wait either.

We arrived at the Cheng residence and knocked on the door and answering it was Sabine Cheng and Tom.

Pinkie Pie: Hi! You must be Marinette's mommy and daddy!

Sabine: We sure are.

Me: Bonjour Mrs. Cheng and good to see you again Tom.

Tom Dupain. Same to you J.D.

Nico: How have you all been doing since we were here the last time?

Sabine: Doing really well. Come on in.

Me: We have so much to tell you all.

Sabine: Come on in guys.

We went in and just by coincidence Chloe's dad André and mom Audrey were there.

Chloe: Mom, dad!

Mayor Bourgeois: Oh sweetie.

They hugged.

Audrey: We're so glad you're doing good.

Me: Hello Mr. Mayor, hello Audrey.

Audrey: Hello J.D.

Me: We have quite a series of adventures for you all to hear.

We had some tea and we had cookies too.

Nico: We have so much to tell you all. But I have something to say first.

Sabine: What is it?

Nico: (to Marinette's parents and Chloe's parents) I would like to apologize for what happened when we fought Hawk Moth. I was temporary leader of the team during that time. So, it's my fault that Lila was pushed into injuring two of you and most of Paris getting Akumatized. And for that, I'm truly sorry.

Drag Strip: (looks at me and the Loud Kids) Although, none of it would've happened if certain people hadn't been so reckless in exposing Lila.

Me: Drag Strip now is not the time for reprimanding. But yeah you do make a good point.

Twilight Sparkle: What did Nico mean by that?

Me: Right it was long before most of you all joined us. It was one of the most amazing adventures we've ever had.

I went over everything that happened during the events of chapter 901.

When I was finished everyone was amazed.

Eli: Wow! That's incredible!

Emma (ELGVTWD): Yeah that is amazing!

Hunter: (German Accent) It was. Und it was one of the most strenuous missions we have ever been on.

Me: It was really tough.

Applejack: Boy I'll bet. But who is Lila Rossi?

Me: You would hate her to the core Applejack.

I went over her history.


Lila Rossi, also known as Volpina and later Chameleon in her Akumatized forms, is a major antagonist in the 2015 French superhero cartoon series Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir. She is the minor antagonist of Season 1 and Season 2, as she first appears in the Season 1 finale "Volpina" and Season 2 two-part finale "Heroes Day" and then she returns in a recurring role in Season 3 as a major antagonist. She is a student at Collège Françoise Dupont with a penchant for lying, who is bent on destroying Ladybug (and, by extension, ruining her alter-ego Marinette Dupain-Cheng) and getting Adrien Agreste to love her, thus allowing her to be Akumatized by Hawk Moth on several different occasions.

She is voiced by Clara Soares in French and Lisa Kay Jennings in English.

Pre-Series

Not much is known about Lila's early life aside that she was born in Italy and that her mother works at an embassy. She enrolled in Collège Françoise Dupont in Paris, France as a transfer student.

Season 1

In "Volpina", while heading to class, Marinette begins to hear numerous stories about Lila, who is said to know Prince Ali, even having ridden in his private jet, have a song written about her by Jagged Stone, and know all the famous Hollywood directors. Confused, Marinette asks Alya about Lila, who explains she is a new student from Italy, pointing to her upstairs with Adrien (whom she is very clearly infatuated with), before playing a Ladyblog interview in which Lila claims she is close friends with Ladybug. Seeing Lila with Adrien, Marinette begins to panic about how he might fall in love with her and follows them both into the library. In the library, Lila prepares to study with Adrien and notices the Miraculous Spellbook which he had taken from his father. Seeing the past heroes documented within it, she claims to love superheroes, only to become quickly annoyed upon noticing Adrien's crush on Ladybug. Again claiming to be friends with Ladybug, she suggests that they meet at the park after school where she can tell Adrien more about their friendship.

As Adrien hastily attempts to leave for his fencing class, Lila startles him, making him spill his books from his bag. Whilst confirming their meeting at the park, she slips the Spellbook away from him. After Adrien leaves, she flips the book open to a page about a Fox Miraculous holder, and, declaring it "interesting", leaves. Later, Lila goes to a jewelry shop, where she buys a necklace that resembles the Fox Miraculous, all while being watched by Marinette and Tikki, the latter wanting to find out if the book is the same one Master Fu lost. While comparing her necklace to the one in the book, Lila spots Adrien and panics, immediately hiding the book by tossing it in a garbage can. As Marinette and Tikki recover the book, Lila lies to Adrien by claiming that she is the descendant of the vixen superheroin Volpina, who is far more powerful and celebrated than Ladybug. Enraged, Marinette transforms into Ladybug and calls Lila out for her lies, making her run off, crying. Saddened that her chances with Adrien have been ruined, Lila declares her hatred of Ladybug to a poster featuring her and begins crying again.

Sensing Lila's sadness, Hawk Moth sends an Akuma after her, which possesses her necklace. Hawk Moth offers to grant Lila the power to bring her lies to life, also instructing her to pretend to be a real superhero so that she can gain Ladybug and Cat Noir's trust in order to betray them and steal their Miraculous. Lila eagerly accepts the offer and transforms into Volpina, using her powers to make the Ladybug poster of one of her carrying Adrien away, before leaving. Later, she uses her powers again to create an illusion of a giant meteor, which, using another illusion of herself, she stops and throws away with ease, though the meteor illusion falls apart upon hitting a pigeon. Volpina declares herself as the only superhero Paris needs while Ladybug and Cat Noir discuss her arrival, only for her to suddenly come to them asking for help. The three-run to another rooftop to see Hawk Moth standing out in the open, Volpina claiming that they need to pool their talents in order to take him down. Ladybug becomes skeptical about the meteor and Hawk Moth both appearing in one day and questions Volpina about her Miraculous and abilities, which is cut short when Hawk Moth makes his escape.

The three chase him to the Hôtel de Ville and Volpina orders Ladybug to go right and Cat Noir to go left while she takes Hawk Moth from behind, only for Ladybug to rebut her orders with her own, which doesn't bother Volpina. Volpina then flies behind a chimney, where she is destroyed by the real Volpina, who comments that Ladybug and Cat Noir are falling into her trap. Ladybug soon loses Hawk Moth and is cornered by an assembly of fake weapons conjured by Volpina, who reveals her true intentions and, indirectly, her identity. Volpina proclaims that everyone now thinks she is a superhero and everyone will think Ladybug is the liar, before being instructed by Hawk Moth to get Ladybug's Miraculous. Volpina threatens Ladybug and seemingly destroys a building in order to force her to give up her Miraculous, only for a pigeon to destroy the illusion and make Ladybug realize what her powers are. Ladybug destroys the weapon illusions and the fake Volpina and calls Cat Noir to tell him the truth, theorizing that Volpina could be headed to Adrien's house.

At his house, Cat Noir detransforms back into Adrien, planning to talk Volpina down. Immediately afterwards, Volpina, again just an illusion, quickly arrives and proclaims how she is a "real" superhero to him. Ladybug then bursts in and confronts Volpina, who claims that she is jealous of her and Adrien's relationship, the latter gently dismissing her claims before running off to transform. While Ladybug and Cat Noir are distracted by several illusions of herself, another illusion of Volpina kidnaps "Adrien" and takes him to the Eiffel Tower, threatening to throw him off if the heroes don't give up their Miraculouses. While Ladybug prepares to give up, Cat Noir isn't fooled and destroys the illusion, and he and Ladybug chase the real Volpina up to the top of the tower. Volpina creates an illusion army of herself, however, using her Lucky Charm, Ladybug summons an ice cream bar, which gives out a powerful light in order to blind and gives away the real Volpina. Cat Noir then traps Volpina using his Cataclysm, allowing Ladybug to destroy her necklace and de-akumatize her. Ladybug apologizes for her overreaction previously, hoping to settle Lila's anger, although she refuses to forgive her, claiming they'll never be friends before storming off. From his lair, Hawk Moth, sensing that Lila is still angry, ominously says that Ladybug hasn't seen the last of Volpina.

Season 2

In "The Collector", Marinette mentions Lila while telling Master Fu where she found the Miraculous Spellbook.

In "Sapotis", Alya, after using the Fox Miraculous to transform into Rena Rouge, remarks how she looks "like Lila when she was akumatized".

In "Catalyst", while preparing for his new plan to take Ladybug and Cat Noir's Miraculouses, Gabriel Agreste remarks that he won't forgive himself if it fails, only for Nathalie Sancoeur to tell him that it is flawless as Lila has spent months growing her hatred of Ladybug and it will be peaked now that everyone is celebrating her on Heroes' Day. At the same time, Lila, video chatting with her classmates from the Kingdom of Achu, tells Miss Bustier's class about how Prince Ali had invited her family to stay in his palace. Marinette quickly tries to debunk her claims by pointing out that Prince Ali is in the U.S., but Lila rebuffs this by reminding her she never said Prince Ali was with them. Lila then tells the class that, for her Heroes' Day assignment, she is going to get Prince Ali's approval for a project to reduce pollution in several different countries, claiming even superheroes like Ladybug can't solve every problem.

Upon ending the chat, Lila, who was really just in her room the whole time, is met by her mother, who is wondering who she was talking to on the phone. Lila lies and says it was her boyfriend Adrien, and further claims that the school is still closed because of the constant akuma attacks. Her mother is subsequently called by Mr. Damocles, although Lila convinces her not to answer him as he's probably been akumatized as well. They are both then interrupted by the Heroes' Day parade, which irritates Lila. Following her mother's leave, Lila is seen bitterly scrolling through news feed of people showing their appreciation for Ladybug, when, as part of Gabriel's plan, she comes across an interview featuring him. Gabriel claims that to show his appreciation towards Ladybug for saving him, his son, and Paris on numerous occasions, he is financing a movie about her, while also dismissing fake heroes like Volpina.

Seeing this, Lila is driven over the edge and proclaims her hatred of Ladybug. Sensing her anger, Gabriel transforms into Hawk Moth and sends an akuma after her, which attaches to her bracelet. Greeting Hawk Moth, she is offered the power of illusion again and the opportunity to get back at Ladybug, which she readily accepts, turning back into Volpina. Over the parade, Volpina casts an illusion of an evil, akumatized Ladybug dueling with Cat Noir, culminating in Ladybug destroying the latter with his own Cataclysm, imbuing all of Paris with fear and sadness. Pleased, Hawk Moth contacts Volpina and tells her that she played her part perfectly and will see him again soon, Volpina claiming that she can't wait. Hawk Moth then revokes Lila's akuma, and she, smiling, watches as it is de-akumatized and her illusion fades away. Later, after Hawk Moth re-akumatizes most of his past victim's thanks to Catalyst's empowerment, Lila is presumably transformed again off-screen.

In "Mayura", as the final step of Hawk Moth's grand plan, Volpina is summoned to the Eiffel Tower and creates an illusion of him to hold Ladybug and Cat Noir's attention while they are shot by Dark Cupid's arrows and imbued with hatred in order to make them vulnerable to akumatization by the real Hawk Moth. However, the plan fails when Ladybug spots Hawk Moth due to the reflective cover of the Miraculous Box she received from her Lucky Charm, resulting in Hawk Moth's cane being destroyed by Cat Noir, de-akumatizing everyone at once. When this happens, Lila is shown being shocked at the sight of her purified akuma flying away. After everything is reverted back to normal by Ladybug, Lila is last seen bitterly looking down on the picnic Marinette had thrown for her class before closing the shutters on her window.

Season 3

In "Chameleon", after finding that the class seating has been rearranged, leaving an open spot beside Adrien, Marinette believes that Alya had set things up so that she could sit with Adrien, only to quickly find out that she is really sitting in the back, since Adrien's new seating partner has a hearing problem and has to sit in the front. Lila subsequently arrives and sits down beside Adrien, and Marinette skeptically asks about her hearing problem. Lila claims that she has suffered from tinnitus ever since she burst her eardrum while saving Jagged Stone's kitten, and then becomes excited with the idea of having Adrien help her catch up on all the school she missed while travelling the world with her parents. Marinette complains about having to sit alone at the back of the class, and Adrien offers to switch spots with Marinette, which both she and Lila firmly oppose. Lila pretends to mope about how her return has caused problems for everyone and how she should have stayed on the other side of the world, gaining everyone's sympathy and forcing Marinette to sit in the back.

Outraged by Lila's lies, Marinette becomes vulnerable to akumatization, only to back down before she can be akumatized, though Hawk Moth remains confident that her emotions will get the better of her again. During lunch, Lila has her classmates hand her food, telling them that she can't do it herself due to a sprained wrist. Marinette angrily informs Alya and Nino that Lila is manipulating everyone and explains to them why she believes she's a liar (summarizing her appearance in "Volpina"), although, without clear proof, they both refuse to believe her. To prove her point, Marinette hurls a napkin at Lila, and she catches it with her "injured" wrist, proving she was lying about it. However, Lila quickly covers herself by pretending to be hurt and claiming that she was trying to save Max since she saw a man get his eye gouged out with a napkin while in India and didn't want the latter to be hurt in the same way (which doesn't have any sense at all, as Max is wearing glasses and these should protect him from something like that). As Marinette's classmates turn on her, Lila tries to sway their anger by claiming Marinette was really just trying to hand her a napkin, causing the latter to angrily storm off.

In the bathroom, Lila confronts Marinette on why she doesn't like her, insisting that they should be friends and that she could even help her with Adrien, but Marinette rebuffs her by stating they will only be friends when she stops lying to everyone. Lila quickly remarks that she only tells people "what they want to hear", which Marinette calls out as plainly lying. Lila, unconcerned, smugly remarks that there's nothing Marinette can do about what she's said anyway and threatens to make her lose all her friends and destroy her chances with Adrien if she decides to work against her, leaving her to decide whose side she's on by the end of the day. After Lila leaves, Marinette enters a state of distress, concerned about the former ruining her entire life, making her once again vulnerable to akumatization. In the hall, Lila meets up with Adrien, asking him when he is going to help her catch up on her studies and if he could also help her learn piano as well, claiming that her uncle was a great pianist who was unable to teach her due to arthritis. Adrien agrees to take up Lila's proposal yet kindly asks her not to lie to him as she did before, even offering to help her out if she has a problem.

Upset by Adrien still thinking she's a liar because of Ladybug, Lila storms off, believing that he's trying to act like Ladybug as well by lecturing her. At the same time, Marinette, with help from Tikki, drives off the Akuma by losing her negative emotions, confusing Hawk Moth, who quickly decides to grab onto another source of negative emotions instead. Immediately afterwards, Lila, still furious with superheroes, spots the Akuma and, wanting to have powers again, grabs it and plants it in her earring. Lila then greets Hawk Moth and asks to have supervillain powers so that she can destroy Ladybug, and he agrees, transforming her into Chameleon. Lila, as Chameleon, heads off to Adrien after this, feigning remorse for her actions while stating that she wants to make peace with him. She then kisses him, both stealing his appearance and putting him to sleep, sarcastically remarking that she lied about her claims. After stuffing the real Adrien in a locker, Chameleon heads up to Nino, insults him, and steals his cap before hopping away to the Eiffel Tower, with Ladybug following her.

Chameleon quickly starts causing chaos in order to slow Ladybug down before hopping up to the Eiffel Tower, remarking how the former always shows up at the first sign of trouble. Chameleon falls off the tower so that Ladybug will save her, and she tries to kiss her in return. However, Ladybug refuses this, knowing that she isn't the real Adrien and the two fight. Ladybug holds Chameleon down and tears Nino's cap, believing it to be her akumatized object, only for nothing to come out and the former to get away. Ladybug chases after her, and is directed over to a merry-go-round by boy named Quentin who claims to have seen Chameleon in it. However, "Quentin"'s mother then appears and thanks Ladybug for finding her son, revealing that he is actually Chameleon in disguise. Chameleon leaps towards Ladybug in order to kiss her, only for Cat Noir to show up and take the kiss instead. Now transformed into Cat Noir, Chameleon attempts to steal the real Cat Noir's ring but is stopped by Ladybug. Chameleon summons Cat Noir's Cataclysm and engages Ladybug, who runs away, encouraging the former to follow her. Hawk Moth commands Chameleon to take Cat Noir's Miraculous, but she denies him, wanting to take Ladybug's first, immediately chasing after Ladybug in response.

Chameleon confronts Ladybug on the Eiffel Tower, where she summons her Lucky Charm and receives a T-shirt, with the former arrogantly certain that she can't do anything to stop her with it. Chameleon engages Ladybug again and tries to kiss her and put her to sleep, only for Ladybug to make her use her Cataclysm on the tower, bringing them both to a cafe stand on the lower level. There, Ladybug tricks Chameleon into kissing an oyster, transforming her into one as well. As Cat Noir wakes up and returns to her side, Ladybug has the woman at the stand open Chameleon's mouth using a prying tool and the T-shirt, destroying her akumatized object (now a pearl) and deakumatizing her in the process. Seeing that Lila was Chameleon the whole time, Ladybug remarks that she can't lie about being saved by her now and successfully calls a truce between them. Ladybug subsequently advises Lila not to lie in order to get people to like her, as they will like her for being herself, and she agrees. However, after Ladybug and Cat Noir leave, Lila stares off hatefully, revealing she was just pretending to change. Hawk Moth, knowing her skill at lying and that she's still holding onto her grudge, says that Lila's hatred for Ladybug will end up serving his goals one way or another.

Back at school, Lila continues to lie about her relationship with Ladybug, and Marinette prepares to call her out, only for Adrien to talk her down, claiming that humiliating Lila will only make things worse and that it doesn't matter so long as they both know the truth. When class resumes, Adrien, admiring her choice of the high route, decides to sit at the back with Marinette — to Lila's confusion — resulting in Marinette missing Miss Bustier's attendance call three times. Thinking Marinette actually does have hearing problems now, Miss Bustier decides to place her at the front of the class with Lila. In order to avoid sitting with Marinette, Lila tells Miss Bustier that her tinnitus has gone away thanks to Ladybug and that she can now sit at the back of the class with Adrien. Ironically, this ends up setting off a domino effect, resulting in everyone switching back to their original seats, leaving Lila alone at the back of the class. After school, Lila confronts Marinette, declaring that they are both at war. She promises to make her wind up all alone and steal Adrien from her, however, Marinette calmly blows her off. Shocked at Marinette's response to her threat, Lila walks away in a huff.

In "Gamer 2.0", Max approaches Lila with the offer to play the new video game he created, but she politely declines the offer, claiming to be busy meeting with Prince Ali after school. Later, when Max is akumatized into Gamer 2.0, Lila is one of the many past akumatized victims summoned to his lair, and is turned back into Volpina to serve as a a character in his game. Gamer subsequently plays as Volpina in order to face Ladybug as The Evillustrator; Volpina summoning a number of illusions of herself before being easily knocked out of the arena by a boxing glove drawn by Evillustrator, Ladybug additionally remarking she has "wanted to do that for a long time". During the final battle against Gamer 2.0, Ladybug, using the items of the characters she has defeated, summons Cat Noir's ring, Troublemaker's pen, Sandboy's pillow and Volpina's flute to assist her, with her using illusions of herself created by the flute to fool Gamer 2.0 into touching the ground and eliminate himself.

In "Oni-Chan", Lila is shown getting ready for school while listening to a message given to her by her mother, who claims she will again be late tonight but will make sure to spend time with her on the weekend. Lila then leaves her house and is met by Nino, who notices that she looks upset. She convinces him that the reason she is troubled is that she will have to pass up a chance to go to a gala with her mother because of all the homework she missed in her first trimester, and that she doesn't want to ask Adrien for help because he will think she's in love with him as his other fans, thus getting Nino to ask him for help for her. Later on, Adrien approaches Lila and offers to help her with her homework, while, at the same time, Marinette spies on both of them. Lila then tells Adrien that they would work better at his house, which he disagrees to since his father does not allow his friends to be over, though Lila is sure she can convince him otherwise.

Lila proceeds to exit the school with Adrien and manages to persuade his bodyguard into letting her come back to the Agreste mansion with them; while, at the same time, Marinette peruses them. Once they reach the mansion, Lila is confronted by Nathalie, who refuses to let her inside until she fools her by saying that Adrien needs help with his math homework and that she will only need to be in the house for a half hour, although Adrien criticizes her for lying afterwards. In Adrien's room, Lila begins to snoop around and becomes jealous after seeing photos of both Kagami Tsurugi and Ladybug. Nathalie then comes to tell Lila her time is up afterwards, and she takes a photo of her kissing Adrien before leaving, which she immediately sends to everyone in the school, including Kagami. As she is about to exit the mansion, Gabriel spots Lila, who quickly proclaims that she is his biggest fan before rushing out. Outside, Lila spots Marinette (who had fallen in a pile of garbage as a result of her attempt to get into the mansion), and considers posting a photo of her on the Internet to humiliate her, but deems this as "too easy".

At the same time, Gabriel chastises Nathalie for letting Lila in his house, claiming that he doesn't want his son to be influenced by his friends, yet, at the same time, the photo she had sent may be useful in keeping her away from him. Surely enough, Kagami is heartbroken upon seeing Lila's photo, allowing Hawk Moth to akumatize her into the villain Oni-Chan to seek vengeance on Lila. Oni-Chan immediately sets out after Lila and tries to force her to renounce Adrien, and becomes further enraged as she continues to lie. Cat Noir then arrives and fights Oni-Chan while Ladybug helps Lila escape, although she is ungrateful and claims she can take care of herself. Oni-Chan manages to catch up to them and touches Lila with her sword before she runs away, stating that there is nowhere she can run from her. Lila manages to stop Roger Raincomprix and convinces him to help her, and afterwards notices that a red horn is forming on her forehead. Then, Roger checks his phone to see a strange message, which causes him and Oni-Chan to switch places.

Lila runs out and tries to get help from Sabine Cheng in her bakery, only for her to also swap places with Oni-Chan upon checking a strange message on her phone. As Oni-Chan is confronted by Tom Dupain, Lila escapes and lies to Ladybug and Cat Noir by claiming she now trusts them, causing her horn to grow. Ladybug switches place with Oni-Chan after checking a message, which causes her to realize that Oni-Chan transports herself by sending messages to those near Lila. Oni-Chan again catches up to Lila when she runs away and tries to force her to renounce Adrien, which she does, only for her horn to grow and give away the fact she is lying. Oni-Chan tells Lila that the only thing that will make her horn go away is if she gives up Adrien sincerely, and Lila responds that doing such a thing would be too hard for her, and that the only thing that could make her renounce Adrien would be if she eliminates Ladybug for her; a claim which amazes Hawk Moth. As Ladybug and Cat Noir arrive, Lila pretends to have hurt her ankle and has the latter take her away, leaving Ladybug to be defeated and restrained by Oni-Chan. Cat Noir manages to stop the Fire Captain and tries to get him to take Lila to the hospital.

As he is inspecting Lila's leg, the Fire Captain receives one of Oni-Chan's messages, which Cat Noir stops him from reading by telling him that Lila's leg is more urgent, though he reveals it is fine. Cat Noir then realizes that Lila deliberately got him to abandon Ladybug so that she would be defeated, which she denies doing, only for her horn to grow and again give away her deception, and he has the Fire Captain swap places with Oni-Chan before she can take Ladybug's Miraculous. Formulating a plan, Ladybug has Cat Noir bring Lila back to her, which causes her to receive one of Oni-Chan's messages, thus allowing them to swap places, leaving Oni-Chan restrained and open to being deakumatized. Cat Noir then takes Kagami back to her home, while Ladybug, noticing that Lila's leg has "healed", leaves her to walk home by herself. At the same time, Hawk Moth, instead of mourning his defeat, remarks that it was unwise to try and keep Lila away and that she will be a great ally. The next day, Lila tries to get Adrien to help her with homework again, though he chooses not to, telling her that her lies had gotten Nathalie and his bodyguard in trouble and that he won't help her if she hurts the ones he loves. Then, Lila receives a call from an unknown person, who is later revealed to be Gabriel Agreste. Gabriel and Lila meet at the former's mansion, where he decides to allow Lila to be friends with Adrien, noting that they will meet again soon.

In "Miraculer", as part of their new plan to bring Chloé over to their side, Gabriel and Nathalie decide to use Lila to manipulate her into losing faith in Ladybug. The two drive up to Lila as she is reading in the park, and she tells them of how grateful she is for Gabriel letting her protect Adrien from bad influences, particularly voicing her disdain towards Nino, Marinette, and Chloé; the latter of whom she claims is too busy boasting about being Queen Bee, though Adrien is so perfect he doesn't care. Gabriel tells Lila that Chloé and Adrien won't be easy to separate since they have been friends for a long time and then promises that they will meet again soon before driving off. In his limousine, Gabriel states his confidence to Nathalie that Lila will swiftly take care of Chloé for them. Surely enough, Lila goes to school and greets Chloé, Sabrina, Marinette, Adrien, Nino, and Alya as the former is complaining about Ladybug not calling on her to help fight akumatized villains, though upon seeing her Marinette quickly pulls Alya away to study, and Adrien and Nino follow.

Left alone with Lila, Chloé fails to recognize her, claiming that she mustn't have made a strong impression on her when Sabrina points out that she's in their class. Lila then brings up the topic of Ladybug and states that the both of them are actually good friends, much like how she and Chloé "used" to be, and further claims to have a magic code that, unlike Chloé's Bee Signal, always brings Ladybug to her. Chloé initially shrugs this off, only to become interested when Lila offers to share her code, telling her that she'll know if Ladybug is a true friend or not if it works. Following this, Hawk Moth senses that Lila has succeeded as Chloé's anger is rising and sends Mayura off to further their plan, with her creating a giant lollipop Sentimonster from August's frustration to cause destruction.

Seeing the monster, Chloé decides to use Lila's code to bring Ladybug to her—said code is jumping around in a circle on one foot while chanting Ladybug—though this fails to work before Ladybug succeeds in defeating the monster. Chloé angrily realizes that Lila had tricked her and subsequently lashes out her frustration on Sabrina, which makes her vulnerable to being akumatized after Hawk Moth's attempt at doing so with Chloé fails. The next day, Chloé angrily confronts Lila over her deception, though she is quick to point out that she actually did end up spending the day with Ladybug in fighting against Miraculer with her. Realizing that Lila is technically right, Chloé deems that she "isn't totally useless" before walking away, Lila being seen smirking in response.

In "The Puppeteer 2", a wax statue of Volpina is seen at the Musée Grévin, and is later among the many villain statues brought to life by the Puppeteer to fight Ladybug and Cat Noir, although it is destroyed by the latter.

In "Startrain", Lila attends her class trip to see Big Ben in England, sitting beside Sabrina on the train there. Later, when Marinette and Adrien end up sleeping beside one another, to the approval of their friends, Lila notices and goes over to Marinette to wake her up. Alya stops her from doing so, with Lila claiming that she gets motion sickness while travelling and wants Marinette's advice since she has a solution to everything. Sabrina then offers to help by getting something from her suitcase, which Lila thanks her for. As Sabrina leaves, Lila stares off at her in an annoyed manner.

In "Timetagger", Lila babysits Ella, Etta, and Chris for Alya and Nino. She tells Chris that not only does she play the game Freestyle Clash 2 — she invented it. When Chris asks if this is true, Lila says that she never lies and kisses his nose, causing Chris to think that she is cool.

In "Félix", on the anniversary of the disappearance of Adrien's mother Emilie, Lila is seen on a video chat with Marinette and her other classmates, and supposedly joins in on the latter's plan to send Adrien a comforting video message. Later, after Adrien's cousin Félix disguises himself as Adrien and insults all of his friends in a reply video, Lila shares it with Nathalie in Gabriel, who realize Félix's deception and decide to use the negative emotions it will cause to their advantage.


When I was done everyone was horrified!

Eli: That rotten parasite!

Ets: That girl is a monster! She should have never gone to Marinette's school.

Emma (ELGVTWD): When I see her I will hack her to death.

Me: No need for that Emma. She's locked up in the Saturn Insane Asylum.

Eureka: Good she can stay there for all I care.

Nadia: I agree.

Me: I agree. She is a heartless psychopath that hates everything and everyone and she will stop at nothing to get what she wants.

Sasuke: She is so much like my evil father and clan.

Me: What Lila Rossi did makes the crimes of the Uchiha Clan look like drawing on the walls in comparison. She is a totally lost cause and is completely incurable.

Lola: Yeah!

Sabine: That is nuts!

André: Yeah she is evil!

Hunter: (German Accent) Ja und she is beyond pure evil.

Nemo: You said it Hunter.

May: (To Chloe's parents) You two should probably know that Chloe got kidnapped by a bounty hunter a while back.

Audrey: Oh my. I hope she was okay.

Chloe: I am, mom. But I found out that said bounty hunter was a dark side of Billy.

Billy: What?! Why didn't you guys tell me that?!

Nico: We didn't think it was important for you to know.

Chloe: (to her parents) Billy's dark side told me while I was his prisoner that he planned to make me suffer for ditching him on that planet. And he was going to do that by kidnapping you two and killing you both in front of me. And with his dark orb, he could do it more than once by bringing you both back and killing you two again.

Nico: Again, and again, and again. Those were actually his exact words.

Me: Yeah. Sicko. But we stopped him and sealed him into a black crystal and banished him to the Pluto Prison forever.

Laney: Thank goodness.

Sabine: Yeah. What else has been going on since the War with the Royal Defenders?

Me: Lots of things.

I went over everything that happened from chapters 1159 and beyond and it was a bunch of incredible adventures and all that. One awesome adventure after another.

When we were done the parents were shocked.

André: Wow! You guys went through it all.

Eli: We sure have.

Emma (ELGVTWD): Most of those adventures were incredible.

Lola: They sure were.

Laney: The most epic of our battles were the wars we went in.

Varie: Yeah those were awesome.

Maria: (to Marinette and Chloe's parents) You know, if we hadn't shown up here to help Marinette and her friends, Chloe and Gabriel would've become very worse then they originally were.

Me: Yeah they would have. So would Lila.

Nico: Yeah.

Marinette: (to her parents) One more thing. If you see any Akumatized villains, kill them on sight. They'll actually be clones since Adrien's dad is no longer Hawk Moth.

Hound: Not that any of your friends can be Akumatized anymore anyway.

Me: That's right. Lola was almost Akumatized.

Twilight Sparkle: WHAT!?

Sunset Shimmer: Really?

Me: Yeah. But she turned down the Akumatizing no problem.

Nico: Thank goodness.

Rarity: How did you nearly get Akumatized?

Me: I think I might know. It was because of the Dark Orbs that were inside us that were affecting us. We had Dark Orbs in us without even realizing it remember?

Nico: Right! I remember. That explains it all. Our recklessness and all that was because of that.

Me: Yeah.

Lola: Now that we're Dark Orb free we'll never be Akumatized or attempted to be Akumatized again.

Eli: Thank goodness.

Nunnally: Yeah.

Sabine: Thanks for the warning.

André: Yeah.


Later we were getting ready for our next mission.

Pam: So, where are we going next?

Me: We're going to another Earth.

Nico: Again?

Eli: Wow! That's twice in a row.

Lola: What year is this one set in?

Me: It's a really weird one but it's set in the year 3001.

Nico: Really?

Me: Yep.

Varie: What else does it say about this Earth?

Me: It says that this version of Earth is in battle with an evil tyrant of some kind.

Laney: This is gonna be interesting.

Me: Yeah.

Eccentro, Condiment King, Raven Branwen, 2016 Morbucks, Mammoth, Anti Wanda, Stinky Butt, and Cavalier then appeared.

Eccentro: Can me, Condiment King, Raven Branwen, 2016 Morbucks, Mammoth, Anti Wanda, Stinky Butt, and Cavalier go with you guys?

Me: You all sure can. Lets get a move on. Lisa, Deploy the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix!

Lisa Loud: Affirmative.

We got in the ship and got it ready and we were on our way. The Alternate Earth was located in the Sombrero Galaxy at 29.35 million light-years away from Earth and it was gonna be an epic battle.


The ship was flying through space.

Me: Captain's Log, Stardate 2935.7: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to an Alternate Planet Earth that is set in the year 3001 and we're going to help stop a tyrant there as soon as we arrive and help out.

Nico: This is gonna be interesting.

Lana: Yeah I can't wait to see what this version of Earth is gonna be like.

Laney: Yeah.

Lisa Loud: We arrived at our destination.

Me: On screen.

The screen came on and we saw that we arrived at the Alternate Earth.

Me: We're here. Lets engage the landing procedures.

We went down and landed on the planet.

We get out and saw that we were in a deserted city.

Me: Weird. Where is everybody?

Energon Scorponok: It's quiet. Too quiet.

Me: Yeah I don't like it. I've got a bad feeling about this.

We heard a scream and and then we saw 4 bald guys going at a big buff man with a blue shirt and he had a Blond Afro Hair style. That man was Bobobo Bo-Bo-Bobo and with him were Beauty a 13 year old girl with pink hair and Gasser, a grey hair kid with a black shirt and Don Patch, An Anthropomorphic Sun. They were fighting a group of 4 bald bad guys called the CHROME DOME 4!


Taking orders directly from Tsuru Tsurulina IV himself, these four are the most powerful Hair Hunters in the empire, below only to the emperor and his right-hand men. These elite members rule from specific locations throughout the empire (excluding Purupu, who travels around the world on his own). While extremely powerful in themselves, each of these four have a vast team of warriors under their command, similar if not more effective than an average Hair Hunter. The loyalty of these four vary from member to member: while powerful and evil members such as Purupu and OVER have no mercy in either killing or in ripping hair out and are extremely loyal to the Empire, Halekulani is more concerned with his own profits and in making as much money as possible. On the other hand, Gunkan, while seemingly loyal to the 4th, finds his own ulterior motives in taking out enemies to the empire as well as Hair Hunters.


Gunkan: You will die and then we will take your hair and make you bald in your graves.

Beauty screamed.

Gasser: I don't think so! FIST OF THE BACK WIND!

He formed a ball of energy from his FART GAS!? WHAT THE FUCK!?

Gasser: Get a whif of this!

He fired it and it hit Gunkan and he threw up his guts.

Me: That's funny and clever.

Nico: Yeah it is.

Me: Lets add some fire with that.

I pulled out a grenade and pulled the pin and threw it and it landed in the middle of the Chrome Domes and as they were throwing up and then it exploded!

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It sent all four of them crashing into oil drums and they exploded and were lit on fire and were screaming in pain as they were burning.

Me: Showtime!

We jumped out and got ready to face them.

Cavalier: I hope we're not interrupting things, dear fellow!

Bobobo: You all arrived in time!

Beauty: WOW! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Gasser: Wow! You guys are awesome!

Don Patch: Yeah and a powerful force to be reckoned with.

Eli: We get that a lot.

The Chrome Dome 4 came at us and I went at them and punched Gunkan in the face so hard that I broke his jaw right out of his mouth! OUCH!

He was on the ground crying like a baby!

Eli: Take this one! STRENGTH STYLE NINJA ART: METEOR CROTCH KICK!

Eli ran fast and his feet glowed and he flew at Purupu and then slammed his feet into his crotch with devastating force and with heard a really loud sickening crunch as Purupu screamed like a little girl in a chipmunk voice and he was foaming at the mouth!

We winced at the sight of that!

Nico: (Winces) OOOH!

Lola: THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK!

Me: AI YI YI!

Chris McLean: YIKES!

Nunnally: Try this one on! SHARK STYLE NINJA ART: NUT CHOMP BITE!

Nunnally fired a wave of water and it formed into a ferocious bull shark and it bit Halekulani's crotch and ripped his manhood off! He screamed in excruciating pain!

I fired a wave of fire and incinerated all 4 of those jerks in an instant.

Me: Take that!

Beauty: That takes care of them!

Gasser: Thank you for helping us take them down.

Me: Anytime.

Alister: Now that those 4 have been taken care of, can you tell us about yourself?

Bobobo: Sure. My name is Bobobo Bo-Bo-Bobo.

Beauty: My name is Beauty.

Gasser: I'm Gasser.

Don Patch: Name's Don Patch. It's an honor.

Me: Pleasure to meet you guys.

They told us more about themselves.


Bobobo

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo is the cool and incomprehensible hero, swarthy and musclebound, sporting sunglasses and a large golden afro. His hair is 24-karat gold but is usually said to be yellow or blonde; some viewers even argue about its true color. He is called "Bo-bobo" for short, as he refuses to let people call him "Bo".

He apparently has some control over an army of bears which are seen in many of the earlier episodes. There is a large colony of tiny humans and humanoid boogers living in his nose, who sometimes aid him in battle. He also has many denizens living inside of him.

Beauty

Beauty is the female heroine of Bo-bobo's group and usually the only girl when Torpedo Girl isn't around. Unlike the puns used for many of the characters, she received her name because the manga writer was looking at a video tape of the movie "American Beauty" when he created her character. She is one of the few sane characters who is the first to join Bo-bobo. Beauty also serves a "damsel in distress" during some story arcs.

Gasser

Heppokomaru is the quiet, but sensible teenage hero of Bobobo's group. He has long, spiked-up white hair with short bangs and gold eyes. The "heppoko" in his Japanese name means "untrained", while "maru" is a common name suffix for a samurai or other type of warrior. He has been known to wear a black shirt with a skull and crossbones on the back.

He was formerly an outcast who was studying power. He briefly broke from his trail to literally save the hair of a kidnapped Beauty. Heppokmaru followed them to C-Block Base where he once again saved Beauty, and after Wall Man's defeat joined the team, but he rarely is seen fighting. He is mostly seen punching someone (mainly Don Patch), for being completely stupid or annoying. He is another "sane" person among the group like Beauty, though he sometimes joins Bo-bobo in his antics or acts oddly on his own.

Don Patch

Don Patch's name is a pun on "donpachi", the Japanese sound of machine gun fire, and the name of a Japanese confectionery similar to Pop Rocks, which is why he is named "Poppa Rocks" in the English translation of the manga. In the English translation of the anime, he is called Don Patch. He is an orange, round creature, possibly a parody of Sonic the Hedgehog or Ristar.

He was the original leader (or "don") of the Hajike Gang, a group of rebels who oppose Tsuru Tsurulina IV. Don Patch has henchmen named KoPatch (Lil' Rocks in the English manga). He quits the Hajike Gang claiming that they never gave him space, but really so he could wig out more with Bo-bobo.

In some episodes Don Patch or other characters will mention that he hasn't taken a certain medication of his, which indicates that he might be somewhat mentally ill but this hasn't been truly proven yet (and likely never will be). In the most recent (and possibly final) popularity poll of the series, he was the most popular character, and his Super form came in seventh.


Me: Wow! That's awesome.

Nico: It sure is. And Gasser those Fart Energy blasts pack a wallop.

Stinky Butt: They sure do and you are a true flatuence master.

Gasser: Thanks.

Me: He sure is.

Stinky Butt: I actually have done a lot of farting in battle myself.

Gasser: Neat!

Sakura Haruno: I like your hair color Beauty.

Beauty: Thanks Sakura. I like your hair too.

Sakura Haruno: Thank you.

Pain Yatta: Who were those jerks working for anyway?

Beauty: Those jerks were the Chrome Dome 4 and they work for the Emperor.

Me: Who is this Emperor?

Gazzy: His name is Czar Baldy Bald IV.

Me: Czar Baldy Bald IV?

We laughed at his name.

Me: (Laughs) That's hilarious!

Nico: Yeah that's funny!

Me: (Calms down) What can you tell us about him?

Bobobo went over his history.


The leader of the Maruhage Empire. His name is an onomatopoeia for something slippery. Growing up, he was apparently wealthy, and at some point, he became the fourth leader of the Maruhage Empire. During his childhood, he was extremely cruel to his younger brother Hydrate, to the point where one day, Tsurulina IV had him thrown into the dark realm (an action that he would regret years from now).
Tsurulina IV's major accomplishment came in the form of conquering The Hair Kingdom (with some help from Bibibi-bi Bi-bibi), something that his ruthless predecessor failed to do! This however lead to the origin of his most hated adversary, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, who personally began to crush the emperor's forces as revenge for destroying his home.


When he was finished we were shocked!

Me: Whoa man! So you guys are out to destroy him for ruining this planet and making everyone bald.

Bobobo: That is right. He must be destroyed so that he never touches another strand of hair again.

Me: We'll gladly help you all out.

2016 Morbucks: BTW, if you make anymore funny attacks, we would like in on them.

Gasser: Noted.

Me: And we all have a million of them.

Nico: We'll make that cueball monarch pay for his crimes in not just hair but in blood. And I have a secret weapon in store for him.

Me: What do you mean Nico?

Nico: Remember how my kind has been able to form those Artificial Moonlight energy balls?

Me: Yeah I remember. Wait a second. Are you gonna transform into the Giant Ape?

Nico: You better believe it. I have a special surprise for him.

Vegeta: Bokrua can you even control the Giant Ape transformation?

Nico: Yes I can Vegeta.

Me: Oh this is gonna be good.

May: Wow! I can't wait to see what Nico looks like as a Giant Ape.

Goku: The apes we turn into are huge and big and powerful.

Me: We'll have to do it at night.

Nico: Right.

Me: Lets get ready. We have a tyrant to dethrone and kill.

Lola: YEAH!

Muscle Man: Hey, Bobobo. You know who else likes using nose hairs to kick ass? My mom!

We laughed at Muscle Man's joke.

Beauty: WHAT KIND OF IDIOT HAS THEIR OWN MOTHER DO THAT!?

Nico: Beauty quiet!

Muscle Man: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Mordecai: She said nothing!

They smiled.


Later at night we were getting ready for battle as we were outside the castle of Czar Baldy.

Anti-Wanda: How about I use my magic to get us to where Czar Baldy is?

Me: Actually we don't have to go far. We're already here.

Nico: Awesome. Now I can unleash the power of the giant ape on this whole kingdom.

Me: Awesome.

Scavenger: I see more henchmen up ahead. And as expected, they're bald.

Me: Yep. Nico are you ready?

Nico took off his clothes and he had Saiyan Armor underneath.

Nico: Just about.

Lola: Nice armor.

Nico: It's what my people wore for years when serving Frieza. It's big enough to support even a giant ape transformation.

Me: Cool. All right this is it.

Nico: Ready guys?

Me: Ready.

Eli: Let her rip.

Nico unfurled his tail and then formed a ball of moonlight.

Nico: Here we go. Get ready for the flash.

Nico threw the ball into the sky and he clenched his fingers and then a massive flash of light illuminated the sky with the force of a million suns and night was turned into day as an artificial moon as bright as the sun was in the sky.

Me: This is it.

Runo: WHOA!

Nico: Here we go guys! I can feel it!

Nico's eyes turned pink and then his muscles and body were beating and his teeth turned into fangs. Then his eyes turned blood red and he started growing in size as his mouth turned into a snout and his skin turned dark and furry and he grew bigger and bigger and bigger as he was roaring and then he was as tall as a FIFTY STORY SKYSCRAPER and he was A GIANT APE!

He roared ferociously!

Nico: (Really Deep Voice) AWW YEAH!

Me: WHOA! Nico how do you feel?

Nico: Amazing J.D. What do you think?

Me: Wow! You look awesome like this man!

May: Yeah your giant ape form is amazing!

Nico: Aw thanks guys.

Me: Lets go get these fucking bastards!

Bobobo: It's action hair time!

We went at the henchmen and Nico fired a wave of pink energy from his mouth and it cut through a bunch of buildings around the castle and destroyed them in a massive chain of explosions!

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Me: WHOA! What power!

Eli: That is intense!

The chain of explosions blew the buildings apart in an instant and lit most of the buildings around them on fire.

The Henchmen all came out.

Mammoth: (dressed in gym coach clothes) Hey. I'm your new gym teacher. And I'm about to teach you a lesson in pain!

Beast Boy: Why couldn't he have been like this when we fought in the past.

Me: (Laughs) That's funny!

Nico: Yeah it is!

Lola: That is awesome!

Me: Work those gluts!

Mammoth: Ready!? OKAY!

Bobobo: Lets do it!

They did workout moves and Mammoth kicked a guy in his face and Bobobo used his Fist of The Nose Hair to bash a man in the crotch and then rip his tongue out and

Mammoth punched a man in the face and kicked him in the chest and sent his heart splattering out through his back!

Laney: AW YEAH!

Mixmaster: I have an idea for the next attack.

Mixmaster turned into his cement mixer form.

Mixmaster: Don Patch, get in my vehicle form. We're gonna make some art.

Don Patch: Okay.

Don Patch got in and he drove at then henchmen and they poured cement all over the henchmen and stuck them to it.

Krillin: Oh yeah! You guys give bald guys a bad name!

Krillin formed an energy disk.

Krillin: DESTRUCTO DISK!

He threw it and slashed the henchmen in half and killed them.

Condiment King: How about we add a little ketchup and mustard to these attacks?

He fired waves of ketchup and mustard and drenched them all over.

Pinkie Pie: Don't forget the hot sauce!

She poured a bottle of EXTREMELY HOT AND SPICY HOT SAUCE down a man's throat and it was BIG BANG APOCALYPSE HONDURAS APOCALYPSE PEPPER HOT SAUCE and he glowed Neon Blue and then exploded in a massive pillar of blue fire and the explosion took many henchmen with him.

Wildrider saw a blue humanoid.

Wildrider: (to a blue humanoid) Hey, Blue Gumby! You with these bald guys?

Jelly: No I'm not.

Me: You look so much like Gumby from my mother's youth.

May: So cool!

Nico: That's awesome.

Jelly: Name's Jelly Jiggler.


Jelly Jiggler, known in the Japanese versions as Tokoro Tennosuke (ところ天の助) the captain of the A Block division of Hair Hunters (or "Hair Hunter Troop A") also uses the fighting style "Shivering True Fist" (Purupuru Shinken). In the English dub, it is known as the "Fist of the Wobble-Wobble" and in the English manga, it is called "Shakey-Shake Fist". By the time he officially joins Bo-bobo's team, he possesses a handkerchief with the Japanese hiragana for "Nu" (ぬ) written all over it (ぬのハンカチ Nu no hankachi, the "handkerchief of 'nu'", known in English dub as "the Lucky Hanky" ) which he uses to wipe away tears at first, but eventually leads to an all-out "nu" obsession (By contrast he utterly despises the hiragana character "ne" [ね]!) He's used as a shield by Bo-bobo constantly, but always bounces back (due to his ability to regenerate himself). His Japanese name is a pun on "tokoroten", a type of jelly made from agar, thus his ability to shape himself into any form.


Me: Awesome. Pleasure to meet you.

Nico: Now for the Fun Part!

Nico grabbed the castle and ripped it off with his huge size and we busted in.

Wolfgang: Hey there. Hope you don't mind. But we let ourselves in.

Nico: Thanks to me ripping the roof off!

Czar Baldy: Well if it isn't Team Loud Phoenix Storm. How gracious of you to join us.

Me: Skip the pleasantries Baldy. This time you die.

Bobobo: You will pay for destroying my home!

Beauty: And it will be in blood!

Czar Baldy: Oh I don't think so.

He threw an electric shaver at me. But I was expecting this.

I snapped my fingers and teleported Heather in front of me like a human shield and like on Total Drama Island she had her head shaved and she was now completely bald and she looked at her head and screamed!

Me: Sucker!

I teleported her back to the prison.

Nico: You want some hair? Here you go!

Nico ripped off some of his hair and forced it down Baldy's throat.

Nico: Occasionally, I tend to get hair stuck in my mouth.

Raven Branwen: We're sorry to hear that, Nico.

Nico: It happens.

Baldy then threw up his guts.

Beauty: OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

Lola: (LAUGHS) That was so funny!

Me: Especially from a big Saiyan Ape.

Nico: Yeah.

Femme Fatale, Control Freak, Merman, Mr. Fizz, Steam Smythe, Iron Lung, Zzzax, Bonz, Robo-Blaze and Robo-Roxy then appeared.

Me: Femme Fatale, Control Freak, Merman, Mr. Fizz, Steam Smythe, Iron Lung, Zzzax, Bonz, Robo-Blaze and Robo-Roxy.

Steam Smythe: Hello everyone.

Femme Fatale: Did any of you guys see a giant ape around here?

Maria: Actually, yes.

Control Freak: Well, where is it?

May: That ape was actually Nico.

Merman: Wait. That ape was Nico?!

Mr. Fizz: How's that even possible?!

Me: Well look up in the sky.

I pointed to the ball of artificial moonlight.

Control Freak: Whoa! That is a ball of Artificial Moonlight isn't it?

Me: Yep. And it's Blutz Wave energy helped Nico Transform.

Mr. Fizz: Wow!

Me: The Saiyans have been using this kind of move under the control of Frieza for a long time before Planet Vegeta was destroyed and Frieza wiped out most of the Saiyan Race.

Femme Fatale: Wow!

Eli: Guys something is happening to Nico!

We turned and we saw him glow golden yellow and then his fur turned golden yellow. Suddenly a massive aura of yellow energy formed around him and his power was rising exponentially fast at an unbelievable rate and the ground was shaking violently and lightning flashed and flickered all over him. Then he was shrinking and then he turned into a golden version of his Super Saiyan 4 form. When it was done his power level was astronomical and far more powerful than ever before! He had a power level as strong as mine at Super Angel-Ebonwu-Phoenix-Harmony 500,000,000 at full power! His hair was now golden yellow and his fur and tail were golden yellow. He was now a SUPER SAIYAN 5!

Me: WHOA! Nico you look amazing!

May: Wow! Nico your power!

Nico: (Deeper adult voice) What happened?

Me: Look.

I formed a mirror and he saw himself.

Nico: Wow! What happened?

Me: I think you ascended passed Super Saiyan 4. You have become a Super Saiyan 5.

Nico: I look awesome.

A figure then came out and it was Praying Mantis. Back for round 2.

Me: Praying Mantis. Back for Round 2.

Praying Mantis: Yep.

Lola: Cool!

Baldy: (to Praying Mantis) I guess one of my henchmen managed to shave off your hair!

Praying Mantis: Actually, me and most of my fellow monsters don't even have hair to begin with.

Me: That's right! True story.

Nico: You better be ready for the full extent of Super Saiyan 5.

Me: This will be the first time seeing it in Action.

Then 3 monsters appeared and it was THE GAGGLE OF GALLOPING GHOSTS!

Shaggy: ZOINKS! It's the Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts!

Eli: Dracula, Frankenstein and the Wolfman!

Brittney: The three great monsters of legend!

Qin: These three were really the same guy. Big Bob Oakley The Actor. He was a master of disguises that was wanted in 7 States. He was after the Frankin Jewels that were woven into a tapestry.

Twilight Sparkle: Wow! That's incredible.

Thorax: It sure is.

Qin: The Gang caught him and he was sentenced to 50 years in Federal Prison.

Twilight Sparkle: And then life right?

Qin: Nope. He was beaten to death by prison guards for snide remarks.

Lola: Ouch.

Laney: Jeez!

Lola: Yeah.

Me: Lets get them guys.


Battle 1: Alexis Rhodes, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Lightning Dust, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Flash Magnus, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Derpy Hooves, Lemon Zest, Sour Sweet, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Frosty Orange, Air Skylanders, Gloriosa Daisy, Indigo Zap, Hunter, Nemo, All of Hunter's friends, Pam and Crimson VS Femme Fatale


Femme Fatale was first.

Femme Fetale: (to Alexis) It's good that you saw Marinette's parents after so long.

Alexis Rhodes: It sure is and they were really amazed about all the adventures we went on and so much we have done since the War with the Royal Defenders.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah that must've been a crazy adventure back then.

Scootaloo: Yeah no kidding!

Magma Gloom: Vypra told us all about that war. Hard to imagine that it was that brutal and dangerous.

Femme Fatale: It sure was. All because of Sindri Myr that they were forced to turn evil. But it's good that Marinette and Chloe's parents are fully caught up on everything.

Spitfire: Yeah it sure is.

Lightning Dust: And it's absolutely incredible that we did so much over the years.

Vapor Trail: Even though we've only been on the team for almost a year we have learned and done so much.

Sky Stinger: Not just in Equestria but all over the entire universe.

Angel Wings: It sure is amazing and I love all our adventures.

Soarin: Me too. We do so much and accomplish a lot.

Wind Socks: We sure do.

Night Glider: It's all amazing.

Flash Magnus: You said it.

Femme Fatale: It sure is amazing. I heard that Evil Lila shot Marinette and Chloe's parents.

Cloudkicker: Yeah she sure did.

Blossomforth: That girl is a monster. She nearly destroyed so many lives.

Derpy Hooves: Yeah and thank goodness the team stopped her.

Indigo Zap: Yeah what a parasite! I hope she dies a horrible death in the Saturn Insane Asylum.

Lemon Zest: Yeah she makes all us girls look bad.

Sugarcoat: We'll have to see her when we see her.

Sunny Flare: After everything she did she doesn't deserve to call herself human.

Sour Sweet: No kidding.

Frosty Orange: Yeah.

Whirlwind: Trust us girls. You will not like her when you see her. She is the absolute worst of the worst.

Scratch: Yeah she makes the Sullen 6 and Rita Repulsa look like saints in comparison to her evil.

Gloriosa Daisy: Whoa! She must be that bad.

Hunter: She is Gloriosa. Und she deserves to be sent to the Warp for her crimes.

Edwayl: (Bretton Accent) We should have killed her back then. But it's best to let Nature take its course.

Chloe Nicholson: Yeah she's not worth it.

Pam: No she isn't.

Crimson: Yeah.

Femme Fatale: Well she will get what is coming to her. Lets do it!

Femme fired her Female Symbol blaster and they dodged the blasts and went at her and smashed her all over the place.

Alexis Rhodes: That was great!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Battle 2: Nicole Knudson, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Dark Skylanders, Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Link, Kirby, Samus, Fox, Wolf, Pikachu, Captain Falcon, Bowser, Palutena, Pit, Dark Pit, Zelda, Mega Man, Ryu, Inkling, Banjo & Kazooie, Falco, Rosalina, Energon Scorponok and Tidal Wave VS Control Freak and Fury Bowser


Control Freak was next.

Control Freak: (to Nicole) I think the battle against Hawk Moth really gave the Redemption Squad members a chance to shine. (To Bowser) Also, the next monster I'm going to summon is going to shock you.

Nicole: Bring it on.

Bowser: Yeah!

In a vortex of dark slime came a huge black version of Bowser. IT WAS FURY BOWSER From 2021's Bowser's Fury!


In Super Mario 3D World: Bowser's Fury, Bowser Jr. paints Bowser black, causing him to go berserk, becoming the dark and massive Fury Bowser. Bowser Jr. summons Mario to Lake Lapcat to help him stop Bowser's fury and turn him back to normal. Bowser will awaken after some time has passed, unleashing flames and meteors to alter the landscape of Lake Lapcat. Bowser will eventually return to his slumber after some time or if a Cat Shine is collected, activating a lighthouse that drives him away. After collecting a certain number of Cat Shines, a Giga Bell can be awakened to transform Mario into Giga Cat Mario to stand a battle against Fury Bowser, defeating him by ground-pounding his belly.

Once Fury Bowser is defeated, he sinks into the black paint, some of which clear up and reveal a new portion of the map. Upon defeating Fury Bowser three times, the black paint is removed from Fury Bowser. However, he is still massive and furious, and takes all three Giga Bells within a large shield. Mario has to ride on Plessie to reach the shield and damage it. Once it is broken three times, Plessie absorbs the three Giga Bells and grows enormous, slamming on Fury Bowser, causing him to be launched into the air and burst into fireworks. Once he comes back down, Bowser is back to normal but still angry at Mario, although Bowser Jr. holds him back.

Once all hundred Cat Shines are collected, Fury Bowser's appearance is altered to where his hair, spikes, and chest turn white.


Nicole: WHOA MAN! That's Fury Bowser from 2021's Bowser's Fury.

Bowser: Whoa! That's what I looked like in that game!? That is horrible!

Princess Luna: Yeah but that is amazing!

Snowdrop: It sure is and Bowser was ferocious in that game.

Gari: He sure was.

Ink Rose: But he is cool.

Moonlight Raven: Yeah he sure is.

Blackout: This is gonna be fun!

Knight Mare: Yeah it is!

Control Freak: Looks like you guys are gonna have fun. And wow! I see you have all the characters of Super Smash Brothers with you.

Nicole: Not all the characters. Some of them we haven't met yet. But yeah. All of the characters from 1981 to today are here.

Mario: (Italian Accent) That's-a right.

Luigi: (Italian Accent) Lets-a go!

Princess Peach: This is gonna be so fun!

Princess Daisy: Yeah it is!

Nicole: And as Goddess of Video Games, I figured why not go with a theme for Super Smash Bros.

Control Freak: Very good reason and you picked the perfect time for it.

Nicole: Fury Bowser will be perfect for this theme for the group. Against every character from every game over the course of 40 years.

Fox: It's perfect!

Kirby: Yeah!

Samus: This is gonna be great!

Rosalina: It sure is.

Energon Scorponok: I am looking forward to this.

Tidal Wave: Tidal Wave ready.

Control Freak: Great theme for the battle though. Lets dance!

Fury Bowser fired a massive wave of fire and they absorbed it and fired massive blasts of energy and elements and blasted Control Freak and Fury Bowser and smashed them down!

Nicole: Victory for ALL Video Games!

Princess Luna: And for the Night!


Battle 3: Yumi Ishiyama, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur de Lis, Fancy Pants, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Rose, Daisy, Lily Valley, Water Skylanders, Xion, Roxas, Larxene, Marluxia, Luxord, Demyx, Axel, Saix, Zexion, Lexaeus, Vexen, Xaldin, Xigbar, Alister and Rafael VS Merman


Merman was next.

Merman: (to Yumi) I didn't know that Nico could turn into a giant ape.

Yumi: All the Saiyans have that kind of power when they are under the light of the full moon.

Rarity: It is a really amazing and most amazing transformation.

Sweetie Belle: It sure is. The Saiyans used this kind of power for years when they were under Frieza's control.

Thunder Terror: Yeah it was terrible that Frieza could do this to the Saiyan's just to expand his evil empire.

Merman: Wow. That's terrible.

Sassy Saddles: (British Accent) Yeah it was.

Sapphire Shores: But it was amazing seeing how Nico was able to use this power to destroy Czar Baldy's empire like it was nothing.

Saffron Masala: (Indian Accent) It sure was. And now Nico has become a Super Saiyan 5 as a result of how his power has progressed.

Vinyl Scratch nodded in agreement.

Octavia Melody: (British Accent) It sure is amazing how he transformed into an amazing force like that.

Jet Set: It most certainly is.

Upper Crust: Yeah.

Fleur De Lis: Nico's power has come a long way.

Fancy Pants: It most certainly has chaps.

Mistmane: Boy I'll say.

Sable Spirit: And Nico controlled it with no problem.

Rose: But he is such a hunk to May.

Lily Valley: Yeah he is!

Daisy: He's so dreamy!

Gill Grunt: Hey he's already spoken for girls.

Freeze Blade: Yeah don't go after him all at once.

Xion: Yeah.

Roxas: Just don't go after him now.

Larxene: Yeah.

Alister: You said it.

Rafael: Yeah.

Merman: That's funny. Lets do it.

Merman fired a wave of energy and they dodged it and the group fired a wave of jewels and energy and elements and smashed him down.

Yumi: YEAH!

Rarity: Rapture Darling that was grand!


Battle 4: Gwen T., Princess Celestia, Light Skylanders, Golden Queen, Chompy Mage, Dr. Krankcase, Chef Pepperjack, Dreamcatcher, Luminous, Nightshade, Gulper, Wolfgang and Pain Yatta VS Mr. Fizz


Mr. Fizz was next.

Mr. Fizz: (to Gwen) How come Nico has never turned into that giant ape form in the usual battles?

Gwen T.: Because his immense size and power can wipe you out with just a single punch or kick or blast with a power of that magnitude.

Princess Celestia: Yeah the Saiyan's have used this power to wipe out all life on planets for Frieza for a long time.

Spotlight: It's awful that they would do that for him.

Aurora: Yeah no kidding.

Golden Queen: Frieza's rule is worse than mine.

Chompy Mage: Yeah that is sick.

Dr. Krankcase: It's awful how he would use the power of the Saiyans like that.

Chef Pepperjack: And in the end he paid the ultimate price when his worst fears came to life.

Dreamcatcher: But if he does come back he is geetting Hakaied for sure.

Luminous: You got that right.

Wolfgang: You said it mates.

Gulper: Gulper agree.

Pain Yatta: Oh yeah!

Mr. Fizz: I agree but Gwen you do have a good point on that. Lets do it!

Mr. Fizz fired waves of soda and they dodged it and fired waves of energy and elements and smashed him down.

Gwen T.: That was great!

Princess Celestia: Yeah!


Battle 5: Sakura Haruno, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Grand Pear, Blue Raspberry, Strawberry Sunrise, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Earth Skylanders, Marinette, Adrien, Nino, Chloe, Ayla, Juleka, Luka, Kim, Scavenger and Bonecrusher VS Steam Smythe


Steam Smythe was next.

Steam Smythe: (to Sakura) I don't think you would like your hair to be shaven off.

Sakura Haruno: You better believe I wouldn't! I would find whoever did it and rip his balls and fucking head right off his shoulders and smash his body into a fucking pulp!

Applejack gulped in fear and so did the rest of the group.

Applejack: Whoa-nelly! That is some threat.

Apple Bloom: Yeah.

Frozen Fright: Yeah I like her! But I can tell that you took a lot of pride in your hair Sakura.

Sakura Haruno: Yeah I sure have. It's part of what I was doing when I started out as a Kunoichi.

Apple Fritter: That's all right.

Big Mac: Eeyup.

Sugar Belle: But what Baldy was doing is absolutely despicable.

Granny Smith: Yeah he is nutty as a rotten apple loaf.

Apple Rose: You said it cousin.

Goldie Delicious: Yeah no kidding.

Bright Mac: Anyone that messes with someones hair like that is a monster.

Pear Butter: You said it.

Grand Pear: I agree.

Blue Raspberry: I hope Baldy enjoys eternity in the Book of Vile Darkness.

Strawberry Sunrise: I hope so too.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. He had better learn to like it lass.

Cocoa Axe: (Irish Accent) You said it lad.

Steela Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent) Absolutely

Autumn Blaze: A girls hair is a treasure.

Coloratura: You got that right.

Flashwing: And it shines beautifully like everything.

Barbella: You said it.

Marinette: I agree completely.

Adrien: Me too.

Juleka: Yeah.

Scavenger: I hate people that touch a girls hair like that.

Bonecrusher: Me too.

Steam Smythe: Yeah! Lets get it on!

Steam Smythe fired waves of gears and they dodged them and fired waves earth and apples and energy and smashed him down.

Sakura H.: YEAH!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Battle 6: Liam, Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Firecracker Burst, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, Kiba, Hinata, Shino, Neji, Tenten, Lee, Mixmaster and Scrapper VS Iron Lung


Iron Lung was next.

Iron Lung: (to Liam) Baldy's plan to make everyone bald is actually very stupid.

Liam: You ain't kidding on that pardner. I would never want anyone as bald as Virginia.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah it's absolutely stupid.

Pepperdance: Ooowee! You ain't just whistling Dixie on that sister.

Cayenne: Yeah I can't even begive to imagine how infuriated I would be if he shaved my hair off my head.

Wallflower: Me too. I would rip his head off.

Firecracker Burst: I would burn his head off and incinerate him.

Adagio Dazzle: Me too!

The Dazzlings all agreed.

Gusty: I've never been one to worry about looks but what Baldy is doing is terrible.

Eruptor: You said it.

Torch: Yeah.

Naruto: If anyone did that to Ino, Sakura, Fu, Hinata or Tenten or any girl I know, I would go Full Nine-Tails on their asses.

Hinata: Same with me!

Kiba: What a sicko!

Mixmaster: Yeah it's disgusting.

Scrapper: It sure is.

Iron Lung: I agree completely. Lets do it!

He took a deep breath and blew a huge blast of wind and they dodged it and fired waves of fire and elements and smashed him down.

Liam: YEEHAW!

Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!


Battle 7: Mollie, Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Discord, Zecora, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Pipsqueak, Triple Berry, Snips, Snails, Zipporwhill, Tornado Bolt, Tender Tap, Button Mash, Rumble, The Ripping Friends, Ren & Stimpy, Waffle Woman, Powdered Toast Man, Wildrider and Dead End VS Zzzax


Zzzax was next.

Zzzax: (to Mollie) Bobobo sure is a funny guy!

Mollie: He's hilarious!

Fluttershy: Everything he and his friends do is hilarious.

Tree Hugger: And so far out funny dudes.

Mage Meadowbrook: Yeah it sure is hilarious how he uses his nosehairs in battle.

Discord: And lets not forget that Gasser uses farts as energy blasts.

Zecora: Whatever Beauty's powers must be we all would have to see.

Apple Bloom: But whatever they are must be really awesome.

Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo: Yeah that would be funny!

Diamond Tiara: I think so too!

Silver Spoon: Yeah!

Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) Same here.

Ren Hoek: I would look horrible without my hair though.

Stimpy: Me too. Even though I'm a cat and we like grooming ourselves we would look stupid bald.

Crag: Yeah a human without hair is only half a human.

Waffle Woman: You said it.

Powdered Toast Man: Yep.

Wildrider and Dead End agreed.

Zzzax: You said it. Lets get it on.

He fired a blast of lightning and they dodged it and fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed him down.

Mollie: All right!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Battle 8: Gia, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, Thorax, Sunburst, Juniper Montage, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Natsu Dragneel, Lucy Heartfilia, Erza Scarlet, Cana Albarona, Juvia Lockser, Wendy Marvell, Flare Corona, Mirajane Strauss, Levy, Bad Juju and Wolfgang VS Bonz


Bonz was next.

Bonz: (to Gia) I bet Luan had a blast fighting alongside Bobobo.

Gia: You better believe she did and so did all of us.

Starlight Glimmer: We couldn't stop laughing and we also blew milk out of our noses.

Trixie: We sure did and it was funny.

Thorax: So funny!

Sunburst: Hilarious.

Juniper Montage: Yeah it was funny.

Clover: Yep.

Hex: Even though some of us are dead it is funny.

Cynder: Yeah.

Natsu: It sure is funny though.

Lucy H.: Yeah it is funny how Gasser fights.

Juvia: Same with Bobobo and it's funny how Beauty reacts every time to their stupidity.

Levy: And it was awesome how Eli smashed that guy's crotch in like that.

Bad Juju: Yeah you should have seen it.

Wolfgang: Guy was foamin at the mouth mates.

Bonz: Indeed. Lets get it on!

Gia: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN!

She turned into the Yellow Mighty Morphin Ranger.

He fired waves of darkness and they dodged them and they blasted him all over with waves of elements and energy and smashed him down.

Gia: That's a Super Mega Win!

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah!


Battle 9: Sora, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Powerpuff Girls, Professor Utonium, Drill Man and Blade Man VS Robo-Blaze


Robo-Blaze was next.

Robo-Blaze: Glad Marinette and Chloe got to see their parents again.

Sora: We are too.

Twilight Sparkle: Same here. After everything they went through the needed to see them again.

Luster Dawn: I agree with you on that.

Princess Cadance: We are so happy for them.

Princess Amore: We sure are.

Robo-Blaze: I'm glad. But I would never destroy peoples hair like that.

Flurry Heart: Me neither. That is awful.

Lilly Crystal: You said it sis.

Cloud Star: Yeah hair is what makes us girls perfect.

Minuette: It sure does.

Twinkleshine: Yeah and I feel bad for the people that lost all their hair because of Baldy.

Lemon Hearts: I do too.

Moondancer: What he did makes him the ultimate enemy of hair.

Lyra Heartstrings: You got that right Moondancer.

Bon Bon: Yeah it's sick.

Star Swirl: You said it.

Spyro: Yeah Baldy is a monster.

Ninjini: Yes he is.

Robo-Blaze: Yeah he is. I see the Powerpuff Girls are for the theme today.

Blossom: Yep they sure are.

Bubbles: That's right.

Buttercup: It's so awesome.

Bunny: Yep.

Professor U.: It's great that I'm part of a group.

Drill Man: It sure is.

Blade Man: Yep.

Robo-Blaze: Indeed. Lets do it!

Robo-Blaze fired waves of energy and they dodged them and fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.

Sora: All right!

Twilight Sparkle: That was great!


Battle 10: Akiza, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Somnambula, Tech Skylanders, The Three Stooges, Yusei, Jack, Crow, Leo & Luna, Valon and Tania VS Robo-Roxy.


Robo-Roxy was next.

Robo-Roxy: I don't think I even want to imagine what it would be like for anygirl to be without their hair like the way the people here had theirs taken away.

Akiza: I wouldn't either. And we girls put a lot of pride and all that in our hair.

Pinkie Pie: We sure do! And it would be awful is we girls didn't have hair.

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It would be a total disaster.

Marble Pie: That would not be fun.

Limestone Pie: No it wouldn't.

Cheese Sandwich: A girl without hair is only half a girl.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) Yes indeed.

Drobot: (Techno Voice) It would not be good.

Sprocket: No it wouldn't.

Moe: Yeah that is nuts.

Larry Fine: What's nuts?

SLAP!

Moe slapped him on the head.

Moe: Girls without hair you chowderhead!

Curly: Leave im alone!

Moe: What are you buttin in for!?

Yusei: But I would never touch a girls hair like Baldy did..

Crow: Yeah that is sick.

Jack Atlas: Carly is beautiful with her hair in any style.

Leo: So is my sister.

Luna: Thanks bro.

Valon: (Australian Accent) All girls are beautiful with hair mates.

Talon: Yeah they are.

Robo-Roxy: You got that right. Lets do it!

Robo-Roxy fired waves of energy and they dodged it and fired waves of energy and elements and smashed her down.

Akiza: All right!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Battle 11: In Space Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nicole Knudson, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Fu, Ino, Isaribi and Hokuto VS Praying Mantis.


Praying Mantis was next.

Andros: Lets Rocket!

The In Space Rangers transformed!

Andros: "Space Power Red!"

Carlos: "Space Power Black!"

T.J: "Space Power Blue!"

Ashley: "Space Power Yellow!"

Cassie: "Space Power Pink!"

Zhane: "Space Power Silver!"

Andros: "Alright Guys, Let's bring it together!"

All: "Power Rangers Power Up!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Troy Burrows: Lets do it guys!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! IN SPACE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the In Space Rangers too.

Nicole: Time for some action from the stars!

Hokuto: You ready for this guys!?

Isaribi: You bet I am.

Fu: Yeah!

Andros: Spiral Blaster!

Carlos: Quattro Blaster!

The Rangers all had said weapons ready.

Nicole: FIRE!

They fired elemental star blasts and energy blasts and they hit Praying Mantis and he exploded in a massive explosion of fire.

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He was dead!

Nicole: Yeah!

Hokuto: Like Nico says, Praying Mantis you have failed this world again!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


Battle 12: Princess Luna, Snowdrop and the Children of the Night VS The Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts.


The Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts was next.

Princess Luna: This is gonna be a great showdown of the night.

Dracula: (Transylvanian Accent) It most certainly will be good.

Snowdrop: Lets make this fun.

Frankenstein: (Moans)

Gari: Bring it on you fur coat.

Wolfman: (Snarls)

Princess Luna, Snowdrop and Gari blasted them all over and smashed them down.

Princess Luna: The Night Wins.


We regrouped and we were facing Czar Baldy.

Sakura Haruno wanted first crack at him.

Me: Get some popcorn guys. We're gonna be watching a funny fight.

Sakura had her gloves on and so did Czar Baldy.

Czar Baldy: Ladies first.

Sakura H.: How gentlemanly. But first...

She dipped her hands in a bucket full of glue and then in a bucket full of razors, then nails, then broken glass and caltrops.

She shook them around and she was ready to rip his ass apart!

Sakura H.: These hands are ready to nail your ugly ass!

Czar Baldy: I like a fiesty woman. Hope you have a sweet tooth.

He dipped his hands in caramel and then dipped them in skittles, sprinkles and oreo cookies and he was ready.

Sakura H.: Those are all my favorites.

Czar Baldy: Glad.

A Thai Referee came.

Referee: (Speaking Thai) ทุกคนพร้อม!? พร้อมสู้! (EVERYONE READY!? READY! FIGHT!)

Czar Baldy's subjects had money ready for betting.

Sakura H.: Lot of people have bets ready.

Czar Baldy: We're a gambling kingdom. Here we go!

Sakura kicked him in the chest and punched him in the face and slashed him all over with her gloves. The Referee was collecting money and Sakura had her own cheerleading team? Funny! Czar Baldy kicked at her and she dodged all his strikes and she ducked as Baldy kicked a man holding a sign that said John 3:17 and kicked his head clear off his body. Blood poured out of his body. People were pouring in to watch.

Man 1: Programs. Get your programs. Right here.

A Subway Restaurant was there too.

Subway Man: One pig snout sandwich.

Lana: Right here!

Sakura punched a step on a ladder and the wood hit a mans face and he screamed in pain and Sakura swung her punch and it hit the Referee and he fell to the ground and he had cut wounds all over the place. They both kicked him all over as he got in between them and he dropped all his money he was collecting and Lola went and got it all as he was knocked down. Sakura and Baldy screamed in fury and they both went for a flying kick. The Referee got up and they both kicked him in the head from both sides and smashed his head off!

Me: OOH! That's gonna hurt!

Lana ate the sandwich with a pig snout.

Baldy smashed a ladder and people from the stands came falling down all over.

Announcer 1: Both fighters are starting to show serious signs of fatigue. But it looks like Baldy is not moving around the ring as much. And walking around and this is where conditioning pays off.

Baldy kicked a pillar and brought down a stand and a bunch of people fell to the ground as Sakura was dodging his strikes.

Baldy roared and went at her with a flying kick and then he stopped in mid air and fell to the ground just as his food was about to hit her.

Sakura H.: YEAH!

We cheered.

Naruto: Way to go Sakura!

But Baldy pulled out a knife from his boot!

Me: Sakura look out!

Baldy roared and Sakura kicked the knife out of his hand and kicked him and he grabbed her and then she tickled him.

He was laughing hysterically.

Sakura H.: Coochy coochy coo.

Then she grabbed his head and then...

SICKENING CRUNCH!

SHE KNEED HIM RIGHT IN HIS FUCKING BALLS AND WE HEARD A LOUD SICKENING CRUNCH!

Everyone covered their manhoods and an announcer fainted and nuts dropped from Baldy's mouth.

Me: OOH! That's gonna leave a mark!

Nico: AY YI YI!

May: OUCH!

Sakura H.: It's over for you! NOW!

We rushed in.

Me: It's buttkicking time!

Lola: YEAH!

We went at him.

Jake Holling: I bet you can't hit us from the air!

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Hyperjet Squad!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Jetman Rangers and they blasted him from the sky.

We punched and blasted him all over and smashed him into pulp and more.

Earthworm Jim: EAT DIRT COMEDIC KING OF BALDNESS! (BLASTS BALDY ALL OVER!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ed Cowart: EAT DIRT BALDHEADED MONSTER OF PUTRIDNESS! (BLASTS BALDY ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ets: Take this one! COMEDY TECHNO STYLE NINJA ART: EXPLOSIVE CIGAR ADDICTION!

Ets pulled out a bunch of exploding cigars and put them in Baldy's mouth and lit them and got away and then...

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Lincoln: COMEDY LIGHTNING STYLE: EYE POKE MANIA!

Lincoln poked Baldy in the eyes like Moe from the Three Stooges and electrocuted him all over.

R. Mika: COMEDY STRENGTH STYLE: SQUID THROW!

She threw Giant Squids and smashed him all over.

Yuna: COMEDY WATER STYLE: AQUA BANANA PEEL SLIP AND SLIDE!

She fired water energy and it formed into lots of banana peels and he slipped on then and piledrived his crotch!

SICKENING CRUNCH!

Menat: COMEDY SHADOW STYLE: SHADOW SLAP O RAMA!

Her shadow slapped him all over the place.

Entrapta: COMEDY TECH STYLE: MECHA LOBSTER IN YOUR PANTS!

Entrapta summoned a mechanical lobster and shoved it down Baldy's pants and it bit his balls!

SICKENING CRUNCH!

He sung in a high pitch note and I kicked him in the face.

Frosta: COMEDY ICE STYLE: PICKAXE SMASH!

She made a pickaxe of ice and hit it super hard on him and it shattered.

Perfuma: COMEDY NATURE STYLE: POISON IVY ITCH!

She had tons of poison ivy come and it caused him to itch like crazy to the brink.

Hilda: (British Accent) COMEDY ICE STYLE: SNOWBALL BUSTERS!

She formed a bazooka of ice and fired a barrage of snowballs that hit Baldy square in the crotch with a sickening crunch!

Me: He's not gonna be having sex with anyone after today!

Nico: (Laughs) NO HE ISN'T!

Toph: Nope!

Guards got into a bowling pin formation.

Toph: COMEDY EARTH STYLE: BOULDER BOWLING!

She threw a huge boulder shaped like a bowling ball and it hit the guards.

BOWLING CRASH!

STEEERIKE!

Toph: STEEERIKE!

Mai: COMEDY FIRE STYLE: BURNING PANTS!

She set Baldy's pants on fire!

Jessica: COMEDY STING STYLE: WASP BEARD!

She summoned a horde of wasps and they went on to Baldy's face and then when he moved...

POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE!

They stung him all over the place with incredible pain.

Me: YICHIHUAHUAS!

Earth Chan: This will clean you up! COMEDY PLANET STYLE: BATHTIME CHAOS!

She fired waves of water and soap and the soap got in his eyes.

Nanami: Get ready for the spin cycle! COMEDY WIND STYLE: JET DRYER!

She fired a huge blast of wind and blew him around in a spin cycle dry and he looked really green.

Pinkie Pie: This will be sticky! COMEDY STYLE: BUBBLE GUM ON CLOTHES!

She fired a huge wad of bubble gum!

Deadpool: And try this one! COMEDY STYLE: PIMPLE INFESTATION!

He made pimples grew on him!

Me: I got an idea! Billy you still have that Super Hair Tonic on you?

Billy: Lets see.

He looked in his pockets.

Billy: Lets see. Sinister Doll, Bag of Grave Dust, Ritual Dagger, Monkey's Paw, Ouija Board, Eye of Detna, Devil's Triangle, Dark Crystal, Shampoo, Jar of Pickled Pixies, A Shrunken Head, Invisible Underwear, A Dragon Snout, Scroll of Magic Missile, AHA! Here we are.

He gave me a bottle of Hair Tonic enhanced by Grim.

Me: Thanks Billy.

I poured the Tonic all over Baldy's head and instantly he had hair as long as Rapunzel's!

Me: Now you look great!

I pulled out a mirror and he saw he had hair and he screamed like a little girl!

Hound, Pinkie Pie, Drag Strip and Bounce Man all used the Earth and Comedy Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Hound's turret gun, Pinkie Pie's powers, Drag Strip's Gravito-Gun and Bounce Man's Bounce Balls 100-fold.

Hound and Pinkie Pie: PASTRY BOMB RAPID FIRE!

Pinkie Pie loaded a bunch of her cakes and pastries into Hound's gun and he fired them.

Drag Strip and Bounce Man: BOUNCING GRAVITY BALL SMASH!

Bounce Man fired a bunch of bounce balls and Drag Strip fired gravity blasts.

Lincoln, R. Mika, Yuna, Menat, Entrapta, Frosta, Perfuma, Hilda, Toph, Mai, Jessica, Earth, Nanami, Pinkie Pie and Deadpool: COMEDY SMASH: ELEMENTAL EYE POKE, HEAD BONK AND SLAPMANIA!

They all took turns slapping, head bonking and eye poking Blady all over with incredible funny shenanigans and more.

Bobobo, Beauty, Gasser, me, Krillin and Luan: COMEDY PIANO DROP BLAST!

We fired a wave of energy into the air and it formed into a huge grand piano above him.

It fell onto him.

CCCCCCCCRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

He was flat!

Me: (Pings a tuning fork) My favorite note: B Flat.

He got up out of the piano and he had piano keys for teeth and he played taps on his teeth.

Beauty: Let's see how your bald head likes this! (punches the top of Baldy's head)

She smashed his head in all over the place.

Laney blasted him all over with poison barbs.

Flare Corona: You hate hair!? Then burn!

She burned him all over with her fire hair and incinerated him into ashes!

He was dead in an instant.

Me: YEAH!

Bobobo: A victory for all of us.

Me: Yep.

Bobobo: Just want to thank you guys for helping me out.

Steam Smythe: It was our pleasure.

Iron Lung: And now, everyone gets to keep their hair.

Zzzax: And Nico got to use two new transformations.

Bonz: Too bad only one of them will be used more often.

Nico: That's all right. But it was cool transforming into a giant ape again.

We looked at the ball of Artificial Moonlight and it vanished.

Me: And just in time too.

Lola: But we still have many enemies of Bobobo to destroy.

Me: But if they show up we'll be ready for them.

Nico: And it won't be pretty for them.

Me: Yep.

Bobobo: (To the viewers) This was the goofiest battle ever known. It was really funny!

Me: Yeah it was. This was the most goofiest battle we've ever had in our history.

Lola: It sure was!

Nico: I'll say.

We merged Bobobo's Earth with ours and we showed Bobobo around the World Tree Estate and got Gasser and Beauty and their friends their rooms. We later ate dinner and went to bed.

THE END


Another awesome adventure complete.

This was the goofiest chapter we have ever done. Bobobo Bo-Bo-Bobo was one of the funniest anime's I have ever seen and it made me laugh so hard I nearly had a heart attack. It was so hilarious! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is a really Sexy Adventure as we go into the world of Queen's Blade and meet Leina and take on Airi and help her realize the error of her ways. We're gonna be in for a smoking hot adventure as we take down Airi's dark side and a hidden surprise she has with her. You're in for a wild ride!

See you all tomorrow.