In the living room, Nicole and Beast Boy were playing one of Beast Boy's Games. It was Mega Monkeys IV.

Carl Mach: Hey, Beast Boy. What are you and Nicole playing?

Beast Boy: Mega Monkeys IV. It's an awesome game that fun and epic.

Nicole had the all time high score and Beast Boy is miles behind her.

Lubber: Wow! Nicole is REALLY beating you!

Nicole: HA! I win!

Nicole had won!

Beast Boy: AW MAN!

Me: Good try though Beast Boy. But you should know that when it comes to video games that Nicole is the ultimate champion.

Nicole: You said it dad.

STOMACH GRUMBLES.

Me: (GROANS) Oh man!

Nicole: What's wrong dad?

Me: REALLY BAD GAS!

FFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Me: Oops! Pardon me. Sorry everyone I had a huge bowl of blue Cherenkov Chili for lunch.

Nico: (GAGS) That is lethal.

Me: Sorry.

Luna Lovegood: Beast Boy, didn't you play Mega Monkeys 4 in the past?

Beast Boy: No I didn't. I tried to make a game of it for me to play and I used Cyborg's Recharge station to try and play it and it ended up giving him a virus.

Robin: I remember that! That was crazy.

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Me: Oops! Pardon me!

Starfire: Cyborg mistook us for stealing his waffles.

Gizmo: Boy I remember that. Beast Boy and I went inside him to take down the virus.

Beast Boy: I remember that. I was an amoeba.

Scrapper: Why did Cyborg mistake you guys for stealing his waffles?

Robin: Well, the virus made Cyborg picture everything as food.

Raven: And he mistook a satellite dish for a giant sundae and went for the top of it to eat it for the cherry.

Me: Boy that is crazy.

Laney: No kidding. But Beast Boy you have to be VERY careful about what you download off the internet.

Lola: Yeah Beast Boy!

Nico: I agree.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!

Me: Pardon me!

Robin coughed and gagged.

Robin: J.D. you need to stop eating that chili!

Me: Sorry guys but that chili that Chief Wiggum makes is just that good.

Chief Wiggum walked by.

Chief Wiggum: Nice to know I have someone who likes my chili.

Nico: Well that's all right.

Bluestreak: Cyborg, how did all the stuff you ate taste like?

Cyborg: I don't really remember. That virus really scrambled my mind.

Me: Boy that is crazy.

Tara: No kidding and I think I was a stone statue still back then.

Robin: Yeah you were Tara.

Lola: Wow.

FFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Leina: Geez! That chili is powerful J.D.

Varie: Yeah it's ravaging your insides.

Lola: (GAGS) No kidding! And I thought Lori's farts smelled horrible!

Lori: (Offscreen) I HEARD THAT!

Laney: J.D. you need to stop eating that chili.

Me: I know but it's just that good! Chief Wiggum's chili is addictive.

Nico: Boy I can tell.


Later we were getting ready for our next mission.

Drill Man: (to me) Before the next mission, you need to get rid of the gas inside you!

Me: You're right. (Stomach Grumbles) Whoa man! I got to go to the bathroom bad!

Nico: Better hurry!

I went for the bathroom and everyone heard me let out a huge sigh of relief.

I came out 20 minutes later with dripping hands for washing my hands.

Me: Whew! That's better.

Nico: Good.

Me: But don't go into the bathroom for a couple of days or weeks.

Ace Ventura: DO NOT go in there!

The toilet came out and the toilet comes out of his bathroom groaning.

Toilet: Please, please, somebody put me out of my misery! [toilet jumps into Nico's hands, coughing] Have mercy on my soul...! [toilet dies]

Squidward: Man that is too coincidental.

Lily: I remember the same thing happened to you Squidward.

Lola: Yeah.

Emma (ELGVTWD): That is really funny.

Jet, Golden Glider, Magneto, Black Adam, Melter, Jack O Lantern, Mole Man, and Brass Knuckles then appeared.

Jet: Can me, Golden Glider, Magneto, Black Adam, Melter, Jack O Lantern, Mole Man, and Brass Knuckles go with you guys?

Me: You all sure can.

Black Adam: Why is J.D.'s toilet in Nico's arms?

Nico: You don't want to know.

Me: We're going to Japan to investigate mysterious extra terrestrial activity at the edge of the Aokigahara Forest.

Jack O'Lantern: The Suicide Forest.

Me: Yep. That place has been known as a big spot over the centuries where people go to kill themselves.

?: (German Accent) Guten morgen everyone.

A girl came out and it was Hunter's friend from Germany, Margareta Gottschalk. Born from May 2nd, 2000 AD. She has blonde hair tied in twin pigtails with red ribbons, oval shape face, grecian nose, thin long blonde eyebrows, crystalline blue eyes, height similar to either Lori's or Bobby's. She wears an Short white, black, and yellow Dirndl, with an red apron on the front, brown Lederhosen hot pants, white socks and black Dirndl shoes. Her powers are Forest, Water, Earth, Wood, Germany, Nature, and Holiday Releases.

Hunter: (German Accent) Margareta!

Margareta: Hunter good to see you ja!

Me: Another one of your friends Hunter?

Hunter: Ja. Everyone this is Margareta Gottschalk.

Me: Pleasure to meet you Margareta.

Margareta: You too J.D.

Me: Glad to have you with us.

Edwayl: (Breton Accent) It will be great having you with us lass.

Nataša: (Czech Accent) We always like having one of our friends with us.

Margareta: Danke.

Me: Lets go.

We were off to Japan.


AOKIGAHARA FOREST, JAPAN


We were in front of the Aokigahara Forest. The sight of the forest alone was enough to send shivers down our spines and make even the toughest of Japanese Warriors cringe in fear.

Me: There it is guys.

Nico: The Suicide Forest.

Me: Yep. This is one of the most notorious forests ever known.

Nicole: Yep.

Brittney: This forest has been widely known as a spot where people go to kill themselves.

Eli: Creepy and scary.

Ets: Yeah it sure is.

Tania: Is this where you said the mysterious activity was located?

Me: Yep the signal is coming from 3 miles into the forest.

?: Looks like we're not the only ones searching.

We turned and we saw the Tokyo Mew Mew girls: Zoey Hanson/Mew Zoey, Corina Bucksworth/Mew Corina, Bridget Verdant/Mew Bridget, Kikki Benjamin/Mew Kikki, Renée Roberts/Mew Renée and Berry Shirayuki

Eli: Wow! The Tokyo Mew Mew Girls.

Me: Wow! It's an honor.

Zoey Hanson: Master J.D. Knudson and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's such an honor to meet you.

Corina: We love all your adventures and you all are legends at what you do.

Zoey Hanson: Oh master J.D. we love you.

Me: (Blushes) I'm honored girls.

Corina saw the Masters of Evil members

Corina: What the Hell are they doing here? (tries charging at them)

Maria: (holds Corina back) Corina, we can explain!

Corina: I think I can put two and two together! (to the Masters of Evil members) You guys are going back to prison!

Jack O Lantern: (takes out pumpkin bomb) You're more then welcome to try and send us back there.

Me: Whoa whoa whoa calm down everyone. Girls it's okay. They are now our frenemies and they are now Anti-Villains.

Lincoln: Yeah the Masters of Evil are our frenemies and they help us out.

Me: It's a really strange and awesome story.

Zoey Hanson: We'll have to hear about it master. You should come to our restaurant and hotel.

Me: Sure thing.

Gluko: (stormach growls) I actually could use some food.

We walked to the hotel and we were there already.

Zoey Hanson: We're here.

We saw their awesome restaurant and HQ and it was amazing and cute.

Me: Wow!

Lola: What a cute restaurant!

Emma (ELGVTWD): It sure is amazing!

Pinkie Pie: I like it!

We went in and got the 10 Diamond Treatment there and it was luxurious and relaxing and so royal.

Me: Ahh this is the life.

Nico: Boy you said it.

Sailor Moon: Zoey I think that you look like us in a sense.

Me: I was just about to point that out.

Zoey Hanson: We get that a lot.

Muscle Man: Hey, Zoey. You know who else thinks you and your friends are like the Sailor Scouts? My Mom!

We laughed at his joke.

Zoey Hanson: I don't get it?

Me: We don't either. But his jokes are funny.

Sailor Moon: But it's true Zoey. You and your friends are REALLY like us.

Sailor Venus: Yeah it's true. You guys are like us.

Poromon: Do you girls have any drinks? Like beer or coffee?

Golden Glider: You don't ask for that stuff in restaurants like this one!

Poromon: Okay soda then.

Zoey and Corina brought loughts of soda and Poromon guzzled it all down.

Me: Wow. That's a lot of soda.

Gulper: Yeah and Gulper can drink all that.

Lola: Yeah.

Bridget: It sure is a lot though.

Rose the Huntsgirl: Any reason why you girls are calling J.D. "Master"?

Zoey Hanson: Because we love him. He has touched our hearts with his amazing kindness and love.

Me: I'm honored girls. I'm honored.

Laney: That's so cute.

Brass Knuckles: This is going to sound weird but... would you girls be interested in joining J.D.'s harem?

Zoey Hanson: We would be honored.

Leina: Welcome aboard girls.

Me: When we get back I'll take you all on dates to get to know you. But first thing's first. We're here to kill one of your enemies.

Zoey Hanson: You mean you're here to help us kill Dren?

Me: I guess but who is Dren?

Zoey Hanson: We'll tell you master.

The girls told us about his history.


Kish ("Quiche Ikisatashi" in Japanese, Dren in the 4Kids dub) is one of the main antagonists of Tokyo Mew Mew. He is the first of the aliens to appear.

Tokyo Mew Mew Anime
Kish's goal is to reclaim his home planet, Earth, for his loved ones and himself since they were starting to die off. Kish is the first of the aliens to come to earth, along with Pie and Tart. His people were originally from Earth and were forced to flee their planet. When he and the other aliens ended up on a planet with an inhospitable surface environment he was forced to live underground because of the sandstorms and high temperatures. He never forgot about Earth, and when he returns he's disgusted by the human inhabitants, as he feels that humans are destroying the planet.

Kish uses Chimera Anima to accelerate the humans' environmental damage to destroy all life, and reclaim the planet. As a child, he is seen as rather sad, but it appears he hides it with his cheerful personality so it did not bother anyone close to him.

Tokyo Mew Mew Manga
He is introduced at the end of the first volume of the manga and in the second episode. In the second episode was his real introduction, but only his eyes were seen.

More About Kish in the Japanese Anime
In his first full body appearance, he was watching the movements of Ichigo Momomiya in the search of the "ghost" at a junior high school. He speaks to Ichigo at the end of the episode, saying that he was "rather fond of her." Then he jumps down onto Ichigo and kisses her; unknowingly stealing her first kiss. He leaves her after saying "thanks for the meal." (translated as "thanks for the kiss." in the manga and fansubs) and the episode ended with her standing there stunned. From then on, Kish has been seen using Chimera Anima for the beginning of the series. Kish very much enjoys his battles with the Mew Mews and treats it as a game. He has said before that all of the Mew Mews are rather cute, but he finds Mew Ichigo the cutest.


When they were finished we were shocked!

Me: Whoa man! This guy is bad news.

Nicole: No kidding!

Shanan: Not good! He's a Doomfelinus.

Qin: What's a Doomfelinus?

Shanan: They are an evil race of Cat Humanoid Warriors that want to extinguish all lifeforms in the universe that are fatally flawed.

Papillon: My former boss Queen Beryl had secret dealings with the Doomfelinus before.

Shanan: Right I remember! But this Dren guy is not out to destroy the universe. He's trying to reclaim the Earth for his kind. You see guys, before humans lived here on Earth, the Doomfelinus were here before us. But we killed them and Dren is one of the last of his kind. He made it his ambition to destroy all of humanity so that his kind can reclaim the Earth.

Me: That is sick! We were given this planet as our home and now he want's to take it away from us? No way in the 9 Levels of Hell are we gonna let that happen!

Lincoln: No way, no how, no chance!

Applejack: Yeah!

Me: If he want's our planet he will have to take it from our cold dead fingers.

Nico: That's right!

Black Adan: In addition to Faluzure, the Doomfelinus were also one of the beings I knew during my early days.

Me: Wow we didn't know that Adam.

Nico: Yeah you have a lot of experiences like us.

Black Adam: Comes with the job desccription.

Me: It sure does. But now we know who we're up against.

Eli: And we have to destroy him before he destroys us.

Toxica: Before we go after Dren, can one of you girls give J.D. a toilet for his bathroom?

Me: No need for that. I'm all right now.

Toxica: I was talking about the toilet that died in Nico's arms earlier this morning.

Me: Oh right.

Zoey Hanson: We can do that for master.

Corina: We sure can.

Me: Thanks girls.

Varie: We have to get moving.

Me: Lets go.

We were off to the Aokigahara Forest.


(The Chopper Theme of Predator Plays)

In the Aokigahara Forest we were trekking through the dense trees.

Me: This place has a lot of horror stories behind it.

Laney: No kidding. This place is also know as the Suicide Forest for a reason.

Eli: Yeah. Lots of people came here to kill themselves.

Nico: A forest like this gives me the creeps.

Melter: There's still the matter of the mysterious activity that we were all looking for in the forest.

Zoey Hanson: That is Dren. He is sending out radio signals to the rest of his kind for the recolonization.

Me: Then we better have Dark Spicer find the ship of his kind and blow it to space dust.

Nico: Good idea.

Lisa Loud: Look sharp everyone. Scans show that the radio frequencies are detected at 5 kliks to the north of our present location.

Me: Lets go. Follow me.

We trekked on and it was a REALLY scary forest. Luckily no Yautja were watching us and all that.

Me: His lair has to be in here somewhere.

Eli: It's close. I sense it.

Brawlrus: You girls go in there and get Dren to explain his plan. After that, feel free to fight him before we come in.

Zoey Hanson: We don't even know where his hideout is.

Lisa Loud: We're close. The radio signals are coming from in there.

We saw the mouth of a huge cave.

Me: It's a cave.

Lola: Looks like we have to go in there.

Me: All right lets go.

We put on miner helmets and had road flares lit and we went into the cave and I had my Infrared Vision on to help see.

Me: Wow. This cave is amazing. It must've taken thousands of years to make it.

Nico: It sure is breathtaking.

Nicole: Amazing.

Bridget: It's amazing though.

We went deeper and deeper down the cave and it was incredible. There were stalactites, stalagmites, columns and even crystal spires and more in the cave and it was amazing. As we went down further into the cave it was getting REALLY hot.

Me: Whew! It's getting hot.

Nico: Yeah I'm sweating hard.

Eli: Me too.

Lola: What's the temperature?

I looked and it said it was 132ËšFahrenheit!

Me: 132ËšFahrenheit!

Nico: Wow! We've gone down far into the Earth's interior.

Lola: I like it.

Earth: Me too.

Eli: Wait what's that?

We saw a door.

We went up to the door.

Me: Wow. This door is amazing.

Lola: Yeah.

Me: Wait. There's something on this door.

I wiped off dust and it showed some kind of symbols.

Me: These symbols look familiar.

Brittney: These are vampire symbols.

They were the 12 Symbols of Erebus.

Blade: The Symbols of the 12 Purebloods needed to Summon La Magra.

Me: But we killed and banished his fucking ass to the Warp forever.

Blade: I have a feeling it's all of his minions. His fellow vampire followers.

Me: You might be right. And if they are here then we are gonna be in for one helluva fight.

Zoey Hanson: All right leave this to us.

We hid and the girls opened the door and they went into a huge room and it was as big as a massive city. In the middle of the room on an island size plateau surrounded by a huge lake of lava was DREN!

Dren: Zoey Hanson and the Mew Mew girls. Welcome.

Zoey Hanson: We are not gonna let you destroy the human race Dren.

Dren: I want the world to be perfect for all of us Zoey. Is that so wrong?

Zoey Hanson: By wiping out all of humanity yes it is!

The door buckled and ripped off.

Magneto just used his powers to rip the metal door off its hinges. And then the planets of the Solar System floated in and then they converged and exploded in a massive fiery explosion!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A phoenix cry was heard and then we flew in and we were ready to face him.

Me: Dren. How nice to finally meet you.

Magneto: (to Dren) Did you really think a metal door would hold back the Master of Magnetism?

Dren: (nervously) Um... I was counting on it.

Magneto: You don't even know how much power I have.

Me: Or our power for that matter. Now you will pay for your crimes.

Zoey Hanson: And will will be with our master after this!

Me: That's right!

Dren: So you girls call J.D. your master now? Tell me, does he give you cat treats whenever you do something good? (laughs)

Shred Naught: I think J.D. knows that Zoey and her friends are human beings, not pets!

Me: That's right! And Dren this is our planet now and it was NEVER Yours.

Dren: EARTH IS OUR RIGHTFUL HOME!

Me: BULLSHIT! So you can destroy us and repopulate it with your wretched kind? I don't think so!

Emma (ELGVTWD): You are a monster Dren! You want to wipe out humanity because Earth was your planet first! We'll here's a newsflash!

She slashed his leg off with her axe and he screamed in excruciating pain!

Emma (ELGVTWD): Your kind is old news!

Me: This is our planet now and you will NEVER be welcome here! Your kind had your chance.

Dren: Don't worry. The planet won't be destroyed. Only the humans populating it. But at least Grandfather and the Hellfire Club will die as well! (laughs)

Mole Man: As much as we want the last part to happen, that doesn't mean the rest of humanity has to die with them!

Me: What you are doing is the genocide of the human race! Something we never tolerate!

Nico: Yeah!

Then Robo-Blaze, Robo-Roxy, Skulker, Atomic Skull, Ghost, Crimson Dynamo, Johnny 13, Absorbing Man and Count Marzo appeared.

Me: Robo-Blaze, Robo-Roxy, Skulker, Atomic Skull, Ghost, Crimson Dynamo, Johnny 13, Absorbing Man and Count Marzo.

Skulker: Looks like we got here just in time.

Me: Fancy seeing you all this far under the Earth.

Atomic Skull: Yeah.

Robo Blaze: If you're wondering about your ship, Dren, it's completely totaled.

Dren: WHAT?!

Robo Roxy: It's true. Dark used Ultimate Stompasaurus Rex's missiles to destroy it.

Skulker: (laughs) Have fun calling your home planet now!

Atomic Skull: (to you) Nice job getting new harem members, J.D.

Me: Thanks. Also tell Dark Spicer great job.

Skulker: Will do. Also here's something funny we heard for the version of Chrysalis here that we faced.

Me: What is it?

Skulker: Chrysalis's mother was a stinkbug!

We laughed hysterically at that and so did the Alt. Chrysalis!

Me: (LAUGHS) OH THAT IS SO FUNNY!

FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTT!

I farted out blue fire.

Me: (Blushes) Oops! Pardon me! Wiggum's chili.

Lola: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Me: Yep.

A figure came out and it was WHIRLIN! Back for Round 2.

Me: Whirlin! Back for round two I see.

Whirlin: You got that right.

Me: Sweet.

Whirlin: Loyax might not have gotten his archenemy yet. But I've already decided on mine.

Linka: (Captain Planet) (Russian Accent) And I'm guessing it's me?

Whirlin: You got that right!

Me: Cool!

Then a figure came spinning in and it was KUNG FOOD!

Marinette: Kung Food!

Chloe Bourgeois: Has Wang Cheng been Akumatized again?

Nico: I don't think so. I think this is a clone that was recruited into the Masters of Evil.

Kung Food: (Japanese Accent) Hai young Chan. And I'm here to challenge (Points to Margareta) her!

Margareta: Wunderbar! Looks like I get an archenemy ja?

Mandy: This is gonna be good.

A flash of light appeared and it was a nun.

St. Patricia: Looks like the grace of God called me to help you all.

Me: Oh hello St. Patricia.

St. Patricia: (Swiss Accent) Peace be forever with you J.D.

Me: You too.

Nico: Who is this J.D.?

Me: Everyone meet St. Patricia. She is a nun that I met and saved from the demon Valac.

Brittney: Oh man! He is the Demon of Treasure.

Me: Yep. And I exorcised him out of St. Patricia and got him sent back to hell.

Laney: That's amazing!

St. Patricia: And I'm forever grateful to you J.D.

Me: It was my pleasure.

But then numerous figures then appeared and it was THE MINIONS AND FOLLOWERS OF DEACON FROST! And it wasn't just them. It was ALL OF THE VAMPIRES THAT BLADE KILLED!

Blade: All of Frost's followers.

Me: And EVERY single vampire you killed. But Look again.

We saw that they had ugly purple splotches on them and that means one thing.

Me: They're now the followers of the Aparoids.

Quinn: (Points to me) That's him!

Me: These guys are mine.

I went over to face them.

Quinn: That's him! Get him! Fuck him up! We're gonna jack you up and make you hurt bad! WOOOOO!

Me: Shut your fucking mouth Quinn.

We went at them.


Battle 1: Sora, Princess Celestia, Light Skylanders, Aqua, Kairi, Namine, Tsuki, Drill Man and Blade Man VS Robo-Blaze


Robo-Blaze was first.

Robo Blaze: (to Sora) I'm not kidding. Ultimate Stompasaurus Rex really did blow up Dren's ship.

Sora: And we believe you completely on that. He did a great job.

Princess Celestia: But if more of Dren's kind show up they will be blasted into space just.

Spotlight: They sure will be and justice will be brought to them.

Knight Light: You got that right.

Aqua: Dren's kind will rue the day they messed with us.

Kairi: They sure will and it won't be pretty.

Namine: And that is a promise.

Tsuki: Yes it is.

Robo-Blaze: You said it. Lets do it!

Robo-Blaze fired laser blasts and they dodged it and fired blasts of energy and magic and smashed him down.

Sora: All right!

Princess Celestia: Yeah!


Battle 2: Akiza Izinski, Fluttershy, Life Skylanders, Crysta, Laney, Pipps, Tania and Valon VS Robo-Roxy


Robo-Roxy was next.

Robo Roxy: (to Akiza) Dren's an idiot if he thinks he can wipe out all the humans off the Earth.

Akiza: You got that right. No one wipes out the human race without a fight from Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Fluttershy: That's right. They will never touch our friends and the sweet animals.

Stealth Elf: Yeah they are monsters.

Tree Rex: Big time monsters.

Laney: We will make sure they pay for it.

Crysta: You said it Laney.

Pipps: And it won't be pretty.

Robo-Roxy: No it won't. Lets do it!

Robo-Roxy transformed and slashed at them and they dodged her strikes and blasted her all over the place and smashed her down.

Akiza: Take that!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Battle 3: Aqua, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Emma (ELGVTWD), Alice (Resident Evil), Sean (Total Drama), Gluko and Storm Shadow VS Skulker


Skulker was next.

Skulker: (to Aqua) Good thing I don't have a nose to smell J.D.'s farts.

Aqua: That's because you're in a mechsuit and your true form is in your face.

Skulker: Touché.

Starlight Glimmer: But J.D. loves Wiggum's chili. It was just that good.

Cozy Glow: It was REALLY good for him.

Hex: But those blue fire farts J.D. unleashes are horrible.

Eye Brawl: (Transylvanian Accent) And lethal.

Emma (ELGVTWD): But it is really funny.

Alice (Resident Evil): I think so too.

Sean (Total Drama): Me too.

Skulker: Indeed it is funny. Lets go it!

He fired lasers from his suit and they dodged them and blasted him all over the place and smashed him down.

Aqua: All right!

Starlight Glimmer: YEAH!


Battle 4: Maggie, Twilight Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Leina, Riffy, Tomoe, Tina, Mai Shiranui, Charmcaster and Rose the Huntsgirl VS Atomic Skull


Atomic Skull was next.

Atomic Skull: (to Maggie) J.D. really should stop eating food that makes him fart.

Maggie: You're telling me. But he loves Chief Wiggum's chili.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah it's just really good to him. But not to Homer.

Spyro: Yeah that was funny how he was running around like that screaming in pain.

Hoot Loop: It sure was. I thought it was really funny.

Leina: That was funny though.

Riffy: It sure was.

Tomoe: Yeah it was hilarious.

Tina: I thought it was too.

Mai: Yeah.

Atomic Skull: It sure is funny. Lets do it.

Atomic Skull fired a blast of atomic fire and they dodged it and fired blasts of magic and black fire and smashed him down.

Maggie: All right.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah!


Battle 5: Ariel, Eli, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Air Skylanders, Sailor Soldiers, Papillon and Randy Boggs VS Ghost


Ghost was next.

Ghost: (to Ariel) It must've been really funny for Cyborg to think everything was food while the virus was inside him.

Ariel: Boy it sure must've been funny for that to happen.

Eli: Yeah that must've been really crazy.

Rainbow Dash: To eat everything like it was food like that must've been crazy.

Scootaloo: No kidding.

Magma Gloom: Yeah but thank goodness that Cyborg is not like that anymore.

Whirlwind: I would hate to imagine what would happen if that happened to us.

Gusto: Yeah that would have not been good.

Sailor Moon: It sure would not have been good.

Sailor Mercury: No it wouldn't.

Sailor Mars: Yeah.

Ghost: I don't want to even think about it. Lets do it!

Ghost went at them with her sword and they clashed all over the place and blasted her all over and smashed her down.

Ariel: That was great!

Eli: Yeah it was!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Battle 6: Akira Akatsuki, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Earth Skylanders, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Jindrax and Toxica VS Crimson Dynamo


Crimson Dynamo was next.

Crimson Dynamo: (to Akira) Do you think someone wanted Cyborg to get that virus?

Akira: Not really sure but one thing is clear: We have to be careful with what we download off of the internet.

Applejack: Yeah and Cyborg going crazy like that because of that virus made it REALLY clear for that.

Apple Bloom: You said it sis. But thank goodness Cyborg is alright.

Frozen Fright: Yeah thank goodness for that. Poor guy went through a nightmare.

Flashwing: He sure did go through so much.

Fist Bump: Yeah that was crazy.

He-Man: Thank goodness he's alright thanks to Beast Boy and Gizmo.

Man At Arms: And thank goodness he is back to normal.

Crimson Dynamo: Yeah thank goodness. Lets do it!

Crimson Dynamo charged and went at them and they dodged his punches and blasted him all over the place and smashed him down.

Akira: AWESOME!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was amazing!


Battle 7: Ghost Rider, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, Brawlrus and Mab Lobs VS Johnny 13


Johnny 13 was next.

Johnny 13: (to Ghost Rider) I'm glad J.D. has new additions to his harem.

Ghost Rider: We are too. I hope he finds many more out there.

Princess Luna: We do too. He and Lincoln are lucky guys. Same with Clyde too.

Snowdrop: Yeah you got that right.

Gari: We're proud of all three of them.

Blackout: You said it. They need all the love they can get.

Knight Mare: Lets not forget that Brian dated so many girls. He is a lucky guy too.

She-Ra: Right I forgot about that.

Perfuma: He is a lucky guy too.

Frosta: He sure is.

Johnny 13: You said it guys. Lets do it!

Ghost Rider: Lets ride!

They burned rubber and flew and blasted Johnny 13 all over and smashed him down.

Ghost Rider: Roadkill.

Princess Luna: A victory for the night.


Battle 8: Marinette, Pinkie Pie, Tech Skylanders, Hercules, Meg, Phil, Shred Naught and Trolling Thunder VS Absorbing Man


Absorbing Man: (to Marinette) Muscle Man was right. Zoey and her friends ARE similar to the Sailor Scouts. Also, is there anything to absorb around here?

Marinette: Plenty of rocks and hot lava if you can handle that.

Pinkie Pie: But yeah. Zoey and her friends sure are like the Sailor Soliders.

Sprocket: That is so cool!

Wind-Up: It sure is neat.

Hercules: Boy you said it. I think that is so cool!

Meg: You got that right wonderboy.

Phil: Yeah baby!

Absorbing Man: You said it. (Turns into solid rock) Lets do it!

He went at them with a huge hammer of rock and they dodged his strikes and blasted and smashed him all over the place and knocked him down.

Marinette: All right!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Battle 9: Tifa Lockhart, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Water Skylanders, Ripping Friends, Anemone and Sly (Ty) VS Count Marzo


Count Marzo was next in his first usual battle.

Count Marzo: This is my first ever usual battle with you Tifa.

Tifa: You got that right Count and it's gonna be so fun.

Count Marzo: It sure is. I'm really looking forward to this.

Tifa: Me too. Its been a long time since I fought against a formidable adversary.

Count Marzo: You said it. By the way what is in Chief Wiggum's chili that makes J.D. gassy like that?

Tifa: It's some kind of deadly blue chili pepper that grows down in an evil Honduras prison.

Rarity: Indeed darling. It turned Wiggum's chili blue and it was lethal to Homer but delicious to J.D.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah J.D. can't get enough of that chili.

Thunder Terror: That chili is considered as a weapon of mass destruction. But Chief Wiggum said he was ready for Homer when we were at that chili cookoff.

Gill Grunt: Yeah that's true.

Echo: But it was awesome how J.D. loves that deadly chili.

Crag: You said it. J.D. is as tough and as manly as us.

Rip: And he RIPS good!

Chunk: Yeah he does!

Slab: Oh yeah man!

Anemone: And he has an awesome love for spicy food.

Sly (Ty): (Australian Accent) Right on mates.

Count Marzo: Love his spirit and love of spicy food. Lets get it on!

He unsheathed his sword and Tifa had her new sword unsheathed and they clashed powerfully and massive thunderous shockwaves were emitted from each strike and so was red lightning. Tifa fired blasts of lightning and Marzo fired energy blasts from his amulet and the blasts collided all over and exploded with incredible power. Their power was both equal.

Tifa: Wow! Your power is amazing.

Count Marzo: So is yours. You have gotten stronger since the last time we fought.

Tifa: That was a warmup battle. Now we go all out. This is so fun.

Count Marzo: Yeah it is!

Crag: Come on fellas!

Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!

The group all went at Marzo and smashed him down.

Tifa: Not bad! That was great!

Rarity: Rapture Darling that was grand!


Battle 10: Margareta Gottschalk, Sunset Shimmer, Fire Skylanders, Dan, Runo, Marucho, Julie, Shun, Alice, Mandy and St. Patricia VS Kung Food


Kung Food was next.

Kung Food: This is gonna be so cool being part of the Masters of Evil.

Margareta: It most certainly will. I am really looking forward to this. Are you ja?

Kung Food: You better believe it. Are you a master of Oktoberfest Food?

Margareta: Ja. I love Oktoberfest. Und it's a great holiday for me.

Sunset Shimmer: I love Germany because of the sausages and the food. But I bet our mascots would love it because of the beer.

Sunburn: (Laughs) I bet they would.

Spitfire: You got that right.

Dan: But Germany is so cool and the culture is amazing.

Runo: So is the history behind it.

Marucho: You got that right. Germany food is awesome and the history and culture is amazing too.

Julie: So are the castles. They are beautiful.

Shun: And the Brandenburg Gate is there too.

Alice: That's my favorite landmark.

Kung Food: It's all amazing there. And Mandy I love your Swiss outfit.

Mandy: Thanks. I wanted to make it part of a tradition whenever I participate in the usual battles with you. I dress up in a Swiss outfit whenever we fight you.

Kung Food: Good tradition. And St. Patricia did J.D. really save you from an evil demon in you?

St. Patricia: He sure did. Valac was the Demon's Name.

Sunset Shimmer: That's a scary name for a demon.

St. Patricia: It is. Brittney will tell you more about him. I am forever indebted to J.D. for saving me. Though I don't remember anything about what I did when I was possessed.

Kung Food: He is a truly gifted man. Lets do it!

He formed a sword of pizza.

Margareta: How do you like this? HOLIDAY STYLE NINJA ART: OKTOBERFEST SAUSAGE SWORDWHIP!

She formed a sword of sausages and it had a blade whip made of sausages sharp enough to cut through anything. They clashed and then she lashed him in the back and kicked him in the face.

Margareta: Wunderbar! Und here is this. GERMANY STYLE NINJA ART: WALPURGISNACHT!

Margareta floated into the air and bands of black, red and yellow energy swirled around her as she was singing Walpurgisnacht by Faun and she fired them and they formed into pagan dancers and they danced around Kung Food.

The group blasted and smashed Kung Food down all over the place.

Margareta: Wunderbar!

Mandy: That was really cool.

Sunset Shimmer: It sure was! So awesome!


Battle 11: Lightspeed Rescue Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Linka (Captain Planet), Firecracker Burst, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, Triple Berry, Tornado Bolt and Emma (ELGVTWD) VS Whirlin


Whirlin was next.

Linka (Captain Planet): I can't wait to see how I do. Let me have my fun first and then you come at him.

Carter Grayson: Right!

Linka: Lets dance!

Whirlin: With pleasure! WIND SPIN!

He spun around like a tornado and unleashed a powerful tornado and Linka blasted him all over with wind blasts from her ring and she went at him and punched and kicked him all over the place and smashed all over him with wind blasts and more and let him have it.

Linka: YEAH! Now guys!

Carter: Lets do it!

Lightspeed Rescue Rangers: LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!

Ryan: TITANIUM POWER!

The Lightspeed Rescue Rangers transformed and they were ready!

Carter: "Red Ranger, Rescue ready!"

Chad: "Blue Ranger, Rescue ready!"

Joel: "Green Ranger, Rescue ready!"

Kelsey: "Yellow Ranger, Rescue ready!"

Dana: "Pink Rescue, Rescue ready!"

Ryan: "Titanium Ranger, Rescue ready!"

All: "Six Rangers, Rescue ready! Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Lightspeed Rescue Rangers too!

Emma (ELGVTWD): Awesome!

Tornado Bolt: Lets tear him apart!

Carter: V-LANCERS! BLASTER MODE! SPECTRA BLAST!

They fired blasts of rainbow energy and focused it as an energy ball.

Carter: ON TARGET!

Linka: FIRE!

They fired energy blasts and the rangers fired a blast of energy and it hit Whirlin and he exploded in a massive fiery explosion!

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Emma (ELGVTWD): That was awesome!

Tornado Bolt: Like Nico says, Whirlin you have failed this universe again!

Whirlin then reassembled himself and he was back.

Whirlin: You passed the test Linka.

Linka: Awesome!


Battle 12: Me VS All the Vampires of Blade Infected with the Aparoids


I had my sword drawn and I was ready to kill some vampires.

Me: You guys are about to be fucked up bad.

Mercury: We'll see about that you fuck!

Me: Try me you motherfucking bitch.

Vampire: Come on J.D.!

I fired a blast of energy and blew his head off and he disintegrated into a pile of ashes and then I slashed a vampire girl's head off and killed her and stabbed another vampire with a silver stake and disintegrated it. I slashed a bunch of Vampires all over and killed them.

Me: You obviously do not know WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH!

I activated a UV Flashbang Bomb and it released a blast of Ultraviolet Light and incinerated numerous vampires all over and toasted them all over and killed them. They were toast!

Mercury and a bunch of Vampires fired guns at me and I used magnetic energy to hold all the bullets from all their guns into the air and I sent them at numerous vampires and blew their heads off.

Me: Try this one. SOLAR FLARE!

I released a massive flash of light as bright as 1 million suns and it incinerated many vampires all over into flaming dust and killed them instantly. They kept on coming.

Vampire Girl: HEY! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!

I punched her and blasted a vampire with an energy blast and kicked the girl in the stomach and she hissed at me and I blew her head off and she disintegrated.

Me: Sniff on this! POISON STYLE NINJA ART: GARLIC SMOG!

I released a toxic cloud of garlic nitrate and poisoned the vampires all over the place and their heads exploded.

Me: Take this one! SILVER STYLE NINJA ART: SILVER STAKE SHOWER RAIN!

I fired a barrage of silver stakes and they stabbed numerous vampires through their hearts and killed them.

Me: Rise and shine you douchebags! ULTRAVIOLET STYLE NINJA ART: SOLAR FLARE BEAMDANCE!

I formed a blue sun in my hands and it fired massive pulsing flashes of light that incinerated many vampires on contact and killed them.

Me: Hope you vampire fuckups don't like getting heart attacks. EDTA STYLE NINJA ART: SHOWER OF EDTA!

I fired auto-injectors filled with Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid and they hit a bunch of vampires and they puffed up like balloons and screamed in pain and then they exploded in massive piles of blood and guts. Splattering everything all over the place. All the vampires were dead and banished to the Warp. Only Quinn and Mercury was left.

I then formed rock slabs and threw silver stakes and pinned Mercury and Quinn to them by stabbing them in their shoulders and blood poured from them.

Quinn was chanting something in Slavic.

Me: Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.

I stabbed him in the head with an auto injector.

Me: Say hi to Frost for me in the Warp.

I went over to Mercury as Quinn exploded and was banished to the Warp.

Mercury: YOU FUCKING BASTARD! You are nothing but a piece of meat to us!

Me: Well sorry to disappoint you Mercury but I'm an angel. I'm immortal. I can't die.

Mercury: Then I will make you.

Me: How do you plan to do that?

Mercury: I will turn you into one of us.

Me: Go ahead and try. You won't be happy with the results.

I pulled out a grenade and it was a solar fluid grenade. Prototype bomb that I made for Vampires.

Mercury: Welcome to slavery.

Me: No thanks. I already have a bunch of wives.

I pulled the pin and threw it and she swallowed it down her throat and ran fast.

Then Mercury exploded in a massive explosion of fire and light and she was incinerated and obliterated and banished to the Warp.

I killed 120,000 vampires all in one day. Most kills by one person in one day.

Me: Yeah!


We regrouped and we were facing Dren.

Me: This is gonna be good.

Troy: Time to end this.

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Train Rail Force!

Bridget: Aw, sweet! I love trains!

Me: Nice! They turned into the ToQger Rangers from Japan. Now it's time to take him down!

Ets: This is gonna be good!

Emma (ELGVTWD): YEAH!

We went at Dren and smashed and pulverized him all over the place with incredible fury.

Ed Cowart: EAT DIRT CAT FREAK OF GENOCIDE! (BLASTS DREN ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Earthworm Jim: EAT DIRT CAT FREAK OF EVIL! (BLASTS DREN ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Intress slashed and kicked him all over the place with incredible fury.

Ets: This will hurt! TECHNO STYLE NINJA ART: LIGHTNING COIL BLAST!

He fired a wave of lightning from a Tesla Blaster in his hand and electrocuted Dren all over.

Ets punched and kicked Ets all over and he smashed him in his crotch and Dren screamed like a little girl.

Lincoln: LIGHTNING STYLE: GOLDEN THUNDER EAGLE!

Toph: EARTH STYLE: SILVER BADGERMOLE!

Hilda: (British Accent) WIND STYLE: JET CONDOR!

R. Mika: WATER STYLE: AQUA WOLF!

Menat: SPIRIT STYLE: BLAZE FALCON!

Zoey Hanson: FIRE STYLE: BLAZING MOUNTAIN LION!

Corina: WIND STYLE: JETSTREAM BLUE LORIKEET!

Bridget: WATER STYLE: AQUA JET FINLESS PORPOISE!

Kikki: EARTH STYLE: QUAKE GOLDEN LION TAMARIN!

Renee Roberts: LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDER GRAY WOLF!

Nanami: WATER STYLE: JET ORCA!

Frosta: ICE STYLE: CHILLING PENGUIN!

Perfuma: NATURE STYLE: WOODLAND PANTHER!

Entrapta: EARTH STYLE: COPPER TIGER!

Scrapper, Phage, Bluestreak and Luna used the Earth, Klyntar and Hogwarts Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Scrapper's Laser Pistol, Phage's Symbiote Powers, Bluestreak's Electrified Particle Beam and Luna Lovegood's magic 100-fold.

Scrapper and Phage: LASER SYMBIOTE SLASH!

Bluestreak and Luna Lovegood: LIGHTNING MAGIC BURST!

Scrapper and Phage fired waves of energy and Symbiote Matter and Bluestreak and Luna fired waves of lightning and magic.

Me: This is the power of our love and friendship combined and that is something that we humans have and people like you don't Dren!

Zoey Hanson: That's right you jerk!

Me and the Mew Mew Girls: EARTH MEW ULTRABLAST!

We fired a massive blast of energy.

Lincoln, Toph, Hilda, R. Mika, Menat, Zoey, Corina, Bridget, Kikki, Renee, Nanami, Frosta, Perfuma and Entrapta: FINAL SMASH: WILD FORCE MEGAZORD SLASH!

They fired elemental energies which formed into the Wild Force Megazord and it slashed Dren all over.

The blasts hit Dren all over and exploded.

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Dren was still standing.

Zoey: It's over, Dren!

Me: Now die!

Me and Zoey fired an energy blast and obliterated him into nothing!

His evil spirit then appeared.

Nicole: You will never be welcome here on Earth.

She pulled out the Book of Vile Darkness.

Nicole: ALDRUON ENLENTHRANEL VOSOLUN LIRUS-NOR!

She had him being sucked into the book and then he grabbed Zoey's Leg!

Me: Oh no!

Zoey Hanson: Let me go!

Dren: I WON'T GO IN ALONE!

I grabbed Zoey's hands!

Me: HOLD ON ZOEY!

Dren: SHE IS MINE!

Me: SHE! WILL! NEVER! BE! (FLARES UP RAINBOW AURA!) YOURS!

I got him to let go and Zoey was free and I flew into the air as Dren was sucked into the book and sealed into it forever.

I was holding Zoey bridal style and I smiled at her.

Zoey hugged me.

I landed.

Nico: Nice save J.D.!

Lincoln: Way to go buddy!

Me: Yeah that was a close one.

Nico: Just like what happened with you and Sabretooth.

Me: Yeah that was a close one.

Zoey kissed me on the cheek.

Zoey Hanson: Thank you master.

Me: You're welcome Zoey.

We got out of the cave and we were covered in sweat.

Zoey: Thanks for your help today.

Ghost: It was nothing.

Crimson Dynamo: The important thing is that Dren's people aren't invading this planet anytime soon.

Johnny 13: And you girls are JD's lovers now.

Absorbing Man: We'll find good places for dates when the time comes. But for now, let's celebrate this victory!

Pinkie Pie: VICTORY PARTY!

Me: Lets Party everyone! And I'll get to know Zoey and friends too.

Zoey Hanson: (To the viewers) This was an awesome adventure! Now we have seen the last of Dren. But there are more of our enemies to face. I hope we get rid of them all.

Me: And we will Zoey.

We went back home and had the hotel and restaurant of the Mew Mew Girls teleported to Restaurant Row in Canterlot in the World Tree Estate and it was a huge success moving it there and everyone wanted to go their for a vacation and all that. I got to know the girls as we were helping them moving them in. We later had a great dinner and then went to sleep.

THE END


Another fanfic complete.

Tokyo Mew Mew was awesome and it was a great show. Never saw it but I heard that it was awesome. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Nflemingful, Drako1234658, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is a funny version of wrestling as we go to the funny world of Ultimate Muscle and REALLY KICK SOME BAD GUY BUTT! We're gonna go after Bone Cold the Merciless and we're going to REALLY GO ALL OUT ON HIM! I never saw Ultimate Muscle and I don't know who the villains are in the show. But this is gonna be good!

See you all tomorrow.