LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!
At the World Tree Estate we were in the gym working out. We were exercising and really working up a tremendous sweat.
Shadow the Hedgehog: Another good day at the gym.
Me: (Lifting Weights) You said it Shadow. This is good.
Eureka: (Punching a punching bag) It's very therapeutic.
Laney: (Meditating) Oooooooommmm….
Rainbow Dash was running on the treadmill set on high and she was using her superspeed to run fast and REALLY burn rubber.
Same with Lightning Dust, Vapor Trail, Spitfire and the Wonderbolts and Shadowbolts.
Fluttershy was doing wing pushups.
Applejack was lifting weights.
Applejack: This is really good.
Nico: Yeah it is.
Stewie: This reminds me of the time the fat man injected me with steroids.
Me: What the!?
I dropped the weight and then…
CLANG!
It landed on Nico's foot!
Nico: Ow.
Rarity: (eyes widen) Stewie, please tell me that you're talking about a cutaway.
Stewie: No it's all true Rarity. I was able to lift up weights no problem with them.
Me: Stewie having steroids at your age is crazy.
Nico: I agree.
Kickback: Stewie, you should stick to your brains in battles.
Eddy: Yeah! Leave the muscle stuff to guys like Lumpy and Hulk.
Me: Yeah! Sorry Nico.
Nico: No worries.
Poromon: Can me and the other mascots take steroids sometime?
Cliffjumper: Poromon, please tell me you're joking!
Me: I don't think it works that way for Pokemon and Digimon.
Poromon: Yeah you're right.
I drank raw eggs.
Me: Ahh!
Eli: I didn't know you like drinking raw eggs J.D.
Me: Lynn and Lightning got me into it. Took a while to get used to.
Ets: That's cool.
Leina: It sure is. But that must taste awful.
Me: It did at first. But I got used to it.
Stewie: Hey He-Man get this. When I lifted up a weight after I got all bulky and stuff from Steroids, I said I HAVE THE POWER!
He-Man: (Laughs) That was great Stewie.
We laughed.
Nico: I guess Peter's antics actually proved beneficial to Stewie in this case. Even if it wasn't permanent.
Me: Yeah but since when have Peter's antics been beneficial for anyone? All he did was make things progressively worse.
Lois Griffin: Yeah I don't know what I was thinking marrying that fucking idiot.
Lola: Yeah he is a testicle-chinned douchebag freak!
Rita: Lola!
Me: It's all right Ms. Rita. But Lola is right.
Rita: Oh you're right.
Me: Yeah I don't like Peter.
Later we showered up and cleaned off all the sweat and put on new clothes.
Me: Ahh all clean.
Shield Shredder: It's actually a good thing we just went to the gym considering what our next mission is.
Me: Yep and we're gonna go wrestling in Japan!
Lynn: ALL RIGHT!
Me: But we're going to Japan to meet Kid Muscle and his friends and kill one of his enemies.
Nico: ALL RIGHT! This is gonna be fun! I heard he is so hilarious.
Me: Oh yeah!
Muscle Man: Hey Nico you know who else likes to wrestle? MY MOM!
We laughed at his joke.
Nico: That's funny!
Ghost, Robo-Blaze, Robo-Roxy, Skulker, Atomic Skull, Crimson Dynamo, Johnny 13 and Absorbing Man then appeared.
Ghost: Can me, Robo-Blaze, Robo-Roxy, Skulker, Atomic Skull, Crimson Dynamo, Johnny 13 and Absorbing Man come with you guys?
Me: You all sure can and we're going to Fukuoka, Japan.
Nico: This is gonna be awesome. We're gonna meet Kid Muscle.
Atomic Skull: Oh wow! I heard about him. He is a prince from another planet and he is chosen to be the savior of the world. We're being attacked by evil wrestlers.
Me: Looks like we're going after them.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Lets roll.
We were off to Japan.
FUKUOKA, KYUSHU, JAPAN
We were in the city of Fukuoka on the island of Kyushu in Japan and it was a beautiful city.
Koichi: Always good to visit Japan.
Maria: Though the Japan the Lupinranger, Patranger, and other Super Sentai are in is probably at another Earth.
Me: That's what I am thinking too.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: See that tower over there?
I pointed to the Fukuoka Tower.
Me: That's the Fukuoka Tower.
Eli: And right by it are the crystals that are the remnants of where Godzilla destroyed Space Godzilla.
We saw giant crystal spires that were surging with energy.
Lola: Wow! That is amazing!
Nico: Incredible.
Ets: That's cool that they are here. But I had no idea that Godzilla VS Space Godzilla was real.
Me: You haven't seen anything yet.
Eureka: This is gonna be so cool.
Me: Lets find Kid Muscle.
We walked around and we saw a big man in a wrestlers outfit.
Robo-Blaze: Hey there! Are you Kid Muscle?
Kid Muscle: You better believe it small fry. (Sees us) Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm it is a great honer to meet you. Give me a greeting punch to the stomach.
POW!
I punched him in the gut.
Me: Nice to meet you too Kid Muscle.
Kid Muscle: Yeah baby!
Laney: That was funny.
Kid Muscle: But it's a great honor to meet you all.
Nico: Same here.
Me: It's awesome meeting you. We love all your deeds in wrestling and how you thrashed your opponents.
Kid Muscle: Thanks. I like farting in my enemies faces.
We laughed.
Nico: That's funny!
Eli: Yeah it is!
Kid Muscle: Let me show you all the Hercules Factory.
We followed him to said place and we saw that it was a school of wrestlers for wrestlers.
Slobber Trap: I can't believe we're at the Hercules Factory.
Me: So awesome!
Kid Muscle: Yep this is where they taught me everything i know about being a hero.
Hercules: I'm honored that they have a factory named after me.
Me: So cool.
Eli: Boy I'll say.
2014 Maleficent: It's amazing.
Muscle Man: Hey Kid Muscle you know who likes smashing peoples heads in?
Kid Muscle: Who?
Muscle Man: MY MOM!
We laughed at his joke.
Kid Muscle: (Laughs) That was a good one!
Mordecai: You get it?
Kid Muscle: Yeah I thought it was funny.
Me: Neat.
Nico: That's funny.
Eli: It sure is.
Robo-Roxy: (to Kid Muscle) FYI, we actually do know some female wrestlers.
Kid Muscle: Neat!
Nico: Oh yeah!
May: And wrestling is so much fun!
Misty Tredwell: And we kick some butt in wrestling too.
Carly Atlas: You got that right!
Muscle Man: Hey, Kid Muscle. This joke I told the others earlier. You know who else likes to wrestle?
Kid Muscle: (grins) I know the answer to this one.
Muscle Man: My mom!
Kid Muscle: (laughs) I bet she does! But what about you? After all, your name is "Muscle Man".
Broccoli Guy: He's got a good point.
Me: That's true! Also Kid Muscle we came to help you kill one of your enemies.
Kid Muscle: Awesome! I know just the one for you: Bone Cold.
Atomic Skull: Oh man! I know him! He's a dangerous intergatactic criminal.
He told us all about him.
Bone Cold (ボーン・コールド) (Lone Bone Cold in the English manga) is a fictional character from Yudetamago's manga and anime series Ultimate Muscle (Kinnikuman Nisei). He is appears during the Fire of Inner Strength Challenge Arc as an antagonist toward Mantaro, while he is also the murderer of Mince and the son of Kinkotsuman.
Bone Cold is the most powerful member of No Respect (ノーリスペクト) and the son of Kinkotsuman. As a child he ran away from home in order to escape his father's abuse (harsh training in the anime). He becomes an assassin that specialises in murdering Seigi Chojin. He teamed up with Hanzo and Fork the Giant to form No Respect. On Planet Kinniku he has killed 152 soldiers and while this is considerably lower than Hanzo and Fork's body count, he is still considered the strongest and cruellest of the three. The reason why his was lowest was because he does not kill anyone unless he is paid for it; the 152 he killed were all important officers with bounties on their heads.
Prehistory
Kinkotsuman physically and emotionally abused Bone Cold during his upbringing, which included causing a facial scar by attacking him with a cane. He was constantly attacked by Kinkotsuman, who resented his history of defeat at the hands of Kinnikuman, and Bone Cold felt unloved by his father. He ran away as a child, at the age of eight fearful that he would be murdered by his father. His mother abandoned them when he was five-years old, as she could not stand the abuse.
Bone Cold went on to become a member of No Respect and a contract killer. He specialised in contracts against the Muscle League, and will only kill for a fee and not for free. He thus has the lowest number of kills of the Gruesome Threesome, but is the most powerful.
Fire of Inner Strength Challenge Arc
Bone Cold is introduced in disguise, where he relaxes and trains on a beach in anticipation for his upcoming match. He appears without his disguise during an exhibition match that Mantaro Kinniku is in attendance, and proceeds to challenge a blindfolded Jyro to a friendly match and wins. He then attacks Jyro in earnest, after removing his blindfold, and proceeds to remove Jyro's ears and threatens to murder him, at which point the Planet Muscle guards arrive. Bone Cold murders Jyro with a "3D Crush".
He reveals he has a contract out on Mince, who is the second-most wanted Muscle League member to be killed. He is attacked by Check Mate and Terry the Kid, but neither have contracts on them, and so he defeats the former and injures the leg of the latter, which incapacitates them. Bone Cold then takes Mince hostage, taking him to Shuri Castle, Okinawa. Bone Cold places Mince inside the mouth of a lion statue, which he crunches down to cause him pain any time he speaks inappropriately (or to prevent the truth of Meat's past from being revealed). He reveals the Shiisa ring, shaped like a lion in Okinawan tradition designed to ward off evil.
The winner of the match will be the first to incapacitate their opponent and retrieve their lantern, and Bone Cold uses his visor to gauge Mataro's strength. Mantaro - after a slow start - eventually gains the upper-hand, and Bone Cold realises Mantaro is useless without his manager, thus he attacks Mice to cause Meat to become distracted, and the two continue to battle a bloody fight. Mince intervenes by flustering Bone Cold by telling him that he knows about his upbringing - he threatens to reveal Bone Cold's secret, should Bone Cold reveal his secret first. Bone Cold tells Meat that he was abandoned by his parents, before he shoots at Mince and pierces his heart.
Mince dies, leaving Bone Cold to continue his match. After a long and bloody match, Kinkotsuman finally makes his appearance at the ringside. Bone Cold goes all out with his attacks, as he seeks to prove his worth to his father, but Kinkotsuman wants him to lose, as he wants Bone Cold to be redeemed as he himself found redemption. Bone Cold is defeated with a Muscle Millennium attack, and willingly breaks off his hand in his defeat in order to free himself. Kinkotsuman offers Bone Cold a sum to hire him as an assassin, with himself as the target, and hopes this will make them even and redeem himself, but Bone Cold refuses; although he does not forgive his father, he realises the importance of charisma and friendship.
Bone Cold is taken back into custody.
When he was done we were shocked!
Me: Oh man! This guy is one psychopathic fuckfreak!
Nico: Yeah I hate this guy! I will enjoy eating his heart!
Me: And banishing his spirit to the Warp.
Skulker: Do you have any friends we should look for before the fight?
Kid Muscle: Well there's Terry the Kid, Wally Tusket and Dik-Dik Van-Dik.
Me: Cool names.
Chill Bill: Let's look for them. We still have time before we take Bone Cold down.
Me: Okay.
Kid Muscle: Follow me guys.
We followed him.
Absorbing Man: The minute I absorb something, I'll help you beat the crap out of that asshole!
Kid Muscle: (smirks) Now you're speaking my language!
Me: Same with me Carl. You are talking the way I like.
Absorbing Man: YEAH!
Nico: We're gonna rip the heart out of that son of a bitch!
Eli: And Nico is gonna eat it in front of him before banishing him to the Warp.
Kid Muscle: OH YEAH!
Emma (ELGVTWD): Yeah and it will be delicious for him.
Nico: Yeah.
We saw a big wrestler and it was Terry the Kid and 2 others were with him too.
Eye Five: Hi there! Your name is Terry the Kid, right?
Terry the Kid: That's right! (Sees us) Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's an honor.
Me: Same to you Terry.
Nico: We came to help you guys kill Bone Cold.
Terry the Kid: Awesome! Hey guys we got awesome help.
Wally Tusket and Dik-Dik Van-Dik came.
Wally Tusket: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's an honor to meet you guys.
Dik-Dik: Same here.
Kid Muscle explained to them everything and what we were there for.
Wally: Wow! We'll gladly help you all kill Bone Cold.
Terry: Yes we will.
Dik-Dik: Yeah!
Me: AWESOME!
Crimson Dynamo: We should eat some food first before going after Bone Cold.
Our stomachs growled.
Me: Yeah we can't fight on an empty stomach.
Nico: Yeah we haven't eaten since breakfast and after we exercised.
Naruto: I hope there is a ramen shop here.
Me: There are lots of them here in Japan.
We went to find a restaurant.
Grave Clobber: I see a restaurant nearby.
It was a ramen restaurant.
Naruto: My stomach's prayers have been answered.
Me: Ours too bro.
We went in and got to eating and we had bowls of ramen.
Me: (Slurps) (Eating) Good ramen.
Nicole: You said it dad.
We were having lots of bowls of ramen and man was it good. When we were done we were stuffed.
Me: Ahh. That was great. I'm full.
Nico: Me too.
Pinkie Pie: That was great.
Later we were walking to the fight sight and we saw a man up ahead and it was BONE COLD!
Me: That's him!
May: (sees Bone Cold walking by without noticing us) There he is. And he doesn't even notice us!
Johnny 13: (to Ghost Rider) Wanna do the entrance together this time?
Ghost Rider: You know it dude.
Me: This is gonna be good.
Bone Cold was in the Fukuoka Tower courtyard when suddenly a huge wall of fire exploded out in front of him and two motorcycle engines were heard and then he was trapped inside ring of fire and then Johnny and Ghost Rider came out and then when they landed…
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted Bone Cold into the air and then souls of the damned swirled out of it and smashed Bone Cold into the ground and we came out of the explosion and we were ready to face him.
Bone Cold: Well well. Team Loud Phoenix Storm. I knew this was your handiwork.
Me: So you are Bone Cold. I've been waiting a long time to meet you face to face.
Bone Cold: So you have J.D. So you have.
Me: Now I'm going to destroy you!
Bone Cold: Oh no! I had better run! But you have no idea what you are up against you fuckup.
Me: I know exactly what I'm up against and let me tell you, I'm not worried. Make no mistake, we're going to kill you once and for all.
Bone Cold: You filthy brat!
Me: (Smirks)
Magma: Before we fight, someone else wants to say hi as well!
Bone Cold: Oh and who would that be?
Kid Muscle and team came out.
Kid Muscle: Hello Bone Cold. Miss us?
Bone Cold: YOU!
Atomic Skull: (to Kid Muscle) You can stick with wrestling moves against Bone Cold. I'll stick to ranged attacks.
Me: And when we kill you Bone Cold, I'm going to slash you into tiny pieces and blast you into dust.
Trunks: Just like when I killed Frieza.
Bone Cold: (Taunting) Ooh I'm so scared.
Me: You should be. Because that is a promise.
Kid Muscle: You make me sick Bone Cold. You have no honor.
Me: And now you will die.
Then The Mummy, Shendu the Demon Sorcerer of Fire, Hsi Wu the Demon Sorcerer of the Sky, Beast Man, Unicorn, Killer Shrike, Titanium Toenail, Bane, Myotismon, Golden Gut, Baron Mordo and Whiplash (He-Man 2002) appeared.
Me: The Mummy, Shendu, Hsi Wu, Beast Man, Unicorn, Killer Shrike, Titanium Toenail, Bane, Myotismon, Golden Gut, Baron Mordo and Whiplash.
Shendu: Looks like we got here for the fun.
Mummy: (to Kid Muscle) It's really nice to meet you, Kid Muscle.
Kid Muscle: Right back at you guys!
Shendu: Before you get to killing Bone Cold, you get to see our usual battles.
Hsi Wu: Now, with that being said-
Trap Jaw: Hold on! I think there's some other guests we should wait for before the battles. (winks at me)
Me: Yep. Come on out guys.
The red carpet came out of the flames and opened up and out came THE WWE WRESTLING STARS!
John Cena: Looks like we made it just in time.
Paige (WWE): (British Accent) You better believe it!
Lori: WOW! The great stars of WWE!
Ets: GET OUT! You guys know the famous stars of wrestling!?
Me: You better believe it Ets. They helped us out in our adventures 3 times and it was awesome!
Hulk Hogan: You know it J.D.
Ben: Lets get this party started!
He turned into Rath!
Rath: (To Bone Cold) LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING BONE COLD! YOU ARE GONNA BE IN FOR A MAJOR ASSKICKING LIKE NO OTHER!
Nico: YEAH YOU TELL HIM!
Lola: YEAH!
?: You tell him guys!
A figure came out and it was CHAMELIACON from episode 35 of Time Force!
Just like all other mutants, Chameliacon was created in the result of science accident on the scientific facility. Before the events of the season, he was captured by Time Force organization and frozen in the Cryo-Prison. In the thirty fifth episode, Ransik released Chameliacon and ordered to help his daughter Nadira with her wishes. Ransik also ordered Chameliacon to destroy the Power Rangers. Nadira and Chameliacon went to Silver Hills to have some fun. Together they attacked the work area and people there with Cyclobots. The Rangers arrived and Jen ordered Chameliacon to surrender, but the mutant refused. The battle began and Chameliacon fought Lucas. In battle, Chameliacon used his long tongue. Lucas offered the mutant to surrender, but Chameliacon refused and left. Then Chameliacon returned and attacked the city where he again encountered the Rangers. Chameliacon again fought Lucas and nearly overpowered him, but Ransik arrived and ordered Chameliacon to not hurt Lucas, because Lucas had romantic relationships with Nadira. Chameliacon didn't understand his boss but followed the order. Then after the battle Chameliacon left. Later after the Rangers spoiled Nadira's date with Lucas, Ransik ordered Chameliacon to destroy the Blue Ranger. Chameliacon attacked Lucas and caught him with his tongue. However, the other Rangers helped their friend and Wes freed Lucas by striking the mutant's tongue. Then Lucas also morphed and battled the villain. During the fight, Lucas even threw the mutant's tongue over the bridge. After being defeated, Chameliacon removed his Seal Patch and enlarged himself. In the giant fight, he used his tongue against Rangers' Megazord, but the Rangers eventually defeated him. Eric also helped them and summoned Quantasaurus Rex. Chameliacon was defeated and frozen by Shadow Force Megazord Mode Blue's Time Target attack.
Lucas: Chameliacon!
Chameliacon: Been a while rangers!
Me: I remember you! You were sent with Nadira to have some fun and trash Silver Hills. And that's when Lucas and Nadira started hitting it off.
Chameliacon: That's right. Good memory on you.
Me: Never missed an episode.
Chameliacon: (to Ransik) Why didn't you tell me the Blue Ranger was dating your daughter the first time around? That would've been more easier to understand!
Ransik: You never asked about that.
Chameliacon: Touche but I'm happy for you Ransik.
Me: We all are.
Dark Spicer: This is gonna be fun.
Laughing was heard as 3 more figures came out. They were THE GATOR GHOUL, THE GHOST OF REDBEARD AND THE GHOST OF THE HOODED HEIFER!
Shaggy: ZOINKS! It's the Gator Ghoul, The Ghost of Redbeard and the Ghost of The Hooded Heifer!
Twilight Sparkle: Wow! What were they known for?
Qin: The Gator Ghoul was really Alice Dovely. She was fired from her job as secretary to a soda company and she had information about a popular soda in a swamp and she was gonna steal the formula for it and for Ma and Pa Skillett out of business. Redbeard was really C.L. Magnus. He was a shipping magnate and he was stealing his own cargo to sell for a lot of money. The Ghost of the Hooded Heifer was really Herbert Blomm and he was upset that Carol Collossal bought the Coolsville Wrestling Federation before he could. He was gonna scare everyone away and buy the place cheap.
Fluttershy: Goodness!
Twilight Sparkle: What did they get?
Qin: Alice Dovely got 20 to 40 years in prison, C.L. Magnus got 15 to 30 years and then he busted out and tried to murder the gang with natural gas and he got 5 life sentences without parole and Herbert Blomm got 15 to 45 years in prison.
Rarity: And I bet that the other two got life right?
Qin: Yep.
Me: This is gonna be good!
We powered up and went at them.
Battle 1: Maxxine Stennson, Pinkie Pie, Tech Skylanders, Kane, Dr. Krankcase, Bruiser Cruiser, Shrednaught, Brawlrus, Trolling Thunder, Mab Lobs, Shield Shredder and Swift Foot VS The Mummy from Ben 10.
The Mummy was first.
Mummy: (to Maxxine) Kid Muscle sure is an amazing wrestler.
Maxxine: He sure is. And he really is funny.
Pinkie Pie: One of the most amazing wrestlers ever.
Sprocket: He sure knows how to kick some butt.
Drobot: Bone Cold inferior. Kid Muscle superior.
Kane: He is good and amazing.
Bruiser Cruiser: You bet he is.
Shrednaught: You said it man.
Brawlrus: Yeah he is!
Trolling Thunder: Oh yeah!
Mab Labs: Yeah man!
Dr. Krankcase: And he is gonna kick some butt.
Swift Foot: Yeah baby!
Mummy: I love a good fight! Lets do it!
He sent a bunch of his bandages at them and they dodged them and Kane grabbed pulled them and threw the Mummy down and they blasted him all over and smashed him and more and knocked him out.
Maxxine: ALL RIGHT!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Battle 2: Kendra Armstrong, Sunset Shimmer, Fire Skylanders, Paige (WWE), Chef Pepperjack, Scrap Shooter, Smoke Scream, Grinade, Masker Mind and Koichi VS Shendu
Shendu was next.
Shendu: (to Kendra) The dMp give wrestlers everywhere a bad name.
Kendra: You got that right! Wrestling is my favorite sport and they are a disgrace to the entire sport.
Sunset Shimmer: You said it Kendra. We'll kill them all one at a time for it.
Sunburn: Yes we will and it will end badly for them all.
Wildfire: Yeah it will.
Paige (WWE): Wrestling is all about fun and honor.
Chef Pepperjack: Ooowee! We'll cook up something dangerous for them.
Scrap Shooter: You said it see.
Smoke Scream: Yeah we will.
Grinade: (Video Game Sounds)
Shendu: Indeed. Lets do it!
Shendu fired a blast of fire and they dodged it and Paige went behind him and grabbed Shendu and lifted him up and smashed him into the ground and pile drive him and then the group blasted and smashed him.
Kendra: ALL RIGHT!
Sunset Shimmer: That was awesome!
Battle 3: Georgina Montgomery, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Air Skylanders, Triple H, Dreamcatcher, Buzzer Beak, Krankenstein, Bad Juju, Slobber Trap and Alternate Chrysalis VS Hsi Wu
Hsi Wu was next.
Hsi Wu: (to Georgina) I agree with J.D. and Cliffjumper. Giving the mascots steroids is a bad idea.
Georgina: I agree too. Steroids are a form of cheating and people have been cheating with them for years.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah steroids are not cool.
Scootaloo: No they aren't.
Magma Gloom: Steroids are dangerous for your health and are not cool.
Whirlwind: Yeah I don't know what people are thinking using them.
Air Raid: Yeah they think they can help them when they can't.
Triple H: Now this is all good results from work baby. (Flexes Muscles)
Dreamcatcher: That's right man!
Buzzer Beak Screeched.
Krankenstein: Monster agree.
Bad Juju: Yeah!
Hsi Wu: I agree with you all. Lets do it!
He flew into the air and then Triple H jumped and grabbed Hsi Wu and smashed him into the ground and they blasted him with wind blasts.
Georgina: All right!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Battle 4: Sydney Burlington, Fluttershy, Life Skylanders, A.J. Lee, Chompy Mage, Sheep Creep, Cuckoo Clocker, Shield Shredder, Chompy, Bone Chompy and Broccoli Guy VS Trap Jaw
Trap Jaw was next.
Trap Jaw: (to Sydney) Kickback's right. Stewie doesn't steroids or big muscles to kick ass. He just needs his brains and his blaster.
Sydney: Brains are his forte and I agree with you on that.
Fluttershy: You said it Sydney.
Stealth Elf: I agree Fluttershy.
Ambush: Me too.
A.J. Lee: Yeah and I work out all the time without Steroids.
Chompy Mage: I don't know what Steroids are. (Through his puppet) Me neither.
Sheep Creep bleets.
Cuckoo Clocker: Steroids are drugs that build up muscles.
Shield Shredder: Yeah and they are not healthy.
Chompy Growled.
Broccoli Guy: Broccoli Guy agrees.
Trap Jaw: You got that right. Lets get it on.
Trap Jaw fired a wave of energy from his arm and they dodged it and A.J. went behind him and lifted him up and smashed him into the ground and the ground blasted him all over with leaves and stars and smashed him all over and knocked him out.
Sydney: YEAH!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Battle 5: Nanette Allbright, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Water Skylanders, Gulper, Slobber Trap, Brawl & Chain, Cross Crow, Threatpack, John Cena, Chill Bill and Chompy VS Beast Man
Beast Man was next.
Beast Man: (to Nanette) It's amazing how many wrestlers there are.
Nanette: I know and they are all awesome and powerful.
Rarity: You said it darling and they all are just amazing at what they do.
Sweetie Belle: I think wrestling is so cool!
Thunder Terror: Yeah it is! All wrestlers are awesome. Even though they fight they are awesome.
Gill Grunt: Wasn't Dwayne Johnson a famous wrestler too?
John Cena: You better believe it. The Rock is his wrestler name.
Snap Shot: (Australian Accent) Right on mate!
Slobber Trap: That is amazing!
Gulper: Gulper agree.
Brawl & Chain: Yeah it is!
Cross Crow: (Russian Accent) That is amazing!
Chill Bill: Yeah man!
Threatpack: Awesome!
Beast Man: Yeah it is! Lets get it on!
Beast Man went at them and they dodged him and John Cena lifted him up and smashed him into the ground and did a deadly piledriver and they smashed him all over with water and jewel blasts and smashed him all over. Beast Man was knocked out.
Nanette: That was awesome!
Rarity :Rapture darling that was grand!
Battle 6: Sheila Castille, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Magic Skylanders, The Miz, Bombshell (Skylanders), Pain-yatta, Rage Mage, Eye Five and Eye Scream VS Unicorn
Unicorn was next.
Unicorn: (to Sheila) Including Hulk Hogan and the other wrestlers in today's usual battles was a good idea.
Sheila: It sure was. But it was all J.D.'s idea and he deserves all the credit for that.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure is awesome and I read so much about Wrestling.
Luster Dawn: Yeah it's awesome how they fight like that.
Spyro: Wrestling is so awesome and the moves they all have are so awesome.
Blastermind: They sure are and I think it's so cool.
The Miz: Wrestling is just awesome. It's why I love to wrestle.
Bombshell (Skylanders): (British Accent) Jolly good. Wrestling is a great sport.
Pain-Yatta: Yeah it is.
Rage Mage: All right!
Unicorn: Yeah! Lets do it!
Unicorn went at them and they dodged all his strikes and The Miz smashed him with a headbutt and the group blasted him all over with magic and smashed him down.
Sheila: All right!
Twilight Sparkle: That was fun!
Battle 7: Rice Fitzgerald, Princess Celestia, Light Skylanders, Goldust, Luminous, Lob Goblin, Blastertron, Eye Five, Gulper and Grave Clobber VS Simon Maddicks A.K.A. Killer Shrike from Marvel
Killer Shrike was next.
Killer Shrike: (to Rice) After today, we're going to be recruiting the Ganglers that the Lupinrangers and Patrangers faced.
Rice: Sweet! It'll be awesome to see them. But J.D. will have to use the computer to help him out because they are still too new for him.
Princess Celestia: Yeah but it was amazing how some of the villains managed to duplicate some of the scenarios from that for some of our adventures.
Spotlight: It sure was and it was REALLY genius.
Astroblast: Yeah it was.
Goldust: We heard about that and that must have been a really strong sense of deja-vu.
Killer Shrike: It sure was from what we heard too.
Luminous: That was crazy. My favorite was where Frost used the invisible move to frame Nico.
Lob Goblin: That one still puzzles me how he did that.
Blaster-tron: (Techno Voice) Frost's capabilities of using that still unclear.
Eye Five: Yeah that was nuts.
Killer Shrike: No kidding. Lets get it on.
He went at them and used deadly martial arts moves and they dodged them and then Goldust lifted him up and smashed him into the ground and they blasted him all over with light and energy blasts and smashed him all over.
Rice: YEAH!
Princess Celestia: That was awesome!
Battle 8: Chazz Princeton, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Earth Skylanders, Stardust (WWE), Golden Queen, Tussle Sprout, Chomp Chest, Grave Clobber, Magma, and Yagura VS Titanium Toenail
Titanium Toenail was next.
Titanium Toenail: (to Chazz) I have a feeling that we're going to have our first adventure with the Lupinrangers and Patrangers soon.
Chazz: I have that feeling too and we're really looking forward to it big time.
Applejack: Yeah and we're gonna have to tell them that we've had a couple of adventures where some of their adventures happened to us.
Apple Bloom: But we definitely saw where Dark Spicer and Maxxor based their trademark lines from.
Frozen Fright: Yeah that was so cool and it was awesome how the LupinRangers swiped Prince Maurice and Wilbur's treasures.
Titanium Toenail: You're not kidding about that. I can tell that they like stealing from criminals.
Flashwing: Just like Sly Cooper and his gang.
Smash Hit: Yeah that is something!
Stardust (WWE): But it's awesome that they do that. It's more challenging that way.
Golden Queen: And it's golden.
Tussle Sprout: Indeed it is my Queen.
Chomp Chest: You said it.
Grave Clobber: Yeah man!
Titanium Toenail: Sweet! Lets do it!
He fired blades of titanium and they dodged them and Stardust picked him up from behind and smashed him into the ground and the group smashed him all over with earth and energy and smashed him all over.
Chazz: All right!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was awesome!
Battle 9: Laney, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Wolfgang, Masker Mind, Hood Sickle, Bone Chompy, The Undertaker, Venom and Rhino VS Bane
Bane was next.
Bane: (Spanish Accent) The LupinRangers and PatRangers are robbers and cops.
Laney: They sure are and I did some research on the LupinRangers. They are the helpers of the legacy of the famous legendary thief Arsene Lupin. He was the most famous thief that ever lived and no matter how hard they tried they couldn't catch him.
Starlight Glimmer: Wow! He must've been that difficult to catch.
Cozy Glow: No kidding.
Hex: It might be possible but I have a feeling that we might meet Lupin III and his gang.
Short Cut: Now that would be something I would like to see.
Wolfgang: (Australian Accent) You got that right mates. Lupin III is just as good as his ancestor.
Masker Mind: I think it would be cool to meet him.
Hood Sickle: Yeah it would!
Bone Chompy growled.
The Undertaker: Lupin is a great thief like Sly Cooper.
Bane: Indeed he is señor. Lets get it on.
Bane pumped himself with Venom and got muscular and he went at them and the group fired waves of skulls and energy and smashed him all over and Undertaker grabbed Bane and smashed him head down into the ground.
Laney: YEAH!
Starlight Glimmer: That was awesome.
Battle 10: Nico, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Hulk Hogan, Nightshade, Fisticuffs, Eye Scream, Tae Kwon Crow, Vegeta and Shadow VS Myotismon
Myotismon was next.
Myotismon: Are you familiar with Lupin III and his gang?
Nico: You better believe I am and I saw how very much that Lupin and the Inspector are very much like the LupinRangers and PatRangers. That is MAJORLY coincidental.
Princess Luna: They sure are awesome though.
Snowdrop: But Sly Cooper and his family were stealing from criminals for over 12,000 years.
Gari: And Arsene Lupin lived back in the 1800s. He was the greatest thief ever known.
Nico: He sure was but I think that Sly Cooper and his friends and family have that title now.
Blackout: I agree with you on that.
Knight Mare: Yeah they do. Sly Cooper is the greatest thief ever known.
Hulk Hogan: And he will always be great.
Nico: Yes he will Hulk.
Myotismon: Awesome and it was a great idea that J.D. put the famous wrestlers in our battles.
Nico: It sure is a great idea.
Nightshade: And lets not forget that I am Skylands most notorious thief myself my good people.
Nico: Right I forgot about that. That is amazing.
Fisticuffs: It sure is.
Eye Scream: Yeah it is!
Tae Kwon Crow: Yeah!
Myotismon: It sure is. Lets do it!
Hulk and Nico: LET US TELL YOU SOMETHING MYOTISMON! WE'RE GOING TO SMASH YOU UP!
They went at him and punched and kicked at him and then grabbed him and smashed him into the ground.
The group then smashed him all over with dark blasts and smashed him down.
Nico: YEAH!
Princess Luna: A glorious victory for the night.
Battle 11: Eli Winston Bullock, Airi and 2014's Maleficent VS Baron Mordo
Baron Mordo was next.
Baron Mordo: This is gonna be a good usual battle young Eli.
Eli: It sure will Mordo. I'm really looking forward to this.
Airi: Same with me. It's a good way to start out my redemption.
2014 Maleficent: Indeed and this is gonna be fun.
Baron Mordo: Yes it will be. Lets do it.
He fired mystic bolts and Eli fired Force Lightning and the blasts collided and Airi and 2014's Maleficent flew over to him and kicked him from behind and Eli electrocuted him all over and smashed him down.
Battle 12: Clyde McBride, Laxus Dreyar and Alan & Ann VS Golden Gut
Golden Gut was next.
Golden Gut: (Japanese Accent) This is gonna be most Yokuzuna Clyde.
Clyde: You better believe it Golden Gut.
Laxus: Sumo Wrestling is a form of wrestling and it's good you came.
Golden Gut: Hai! Looking forward to a good belly flop.
Alan: This is gonna be fun. It's the least we can do to help J.D. out after he saved our kind.
Ann: Yeah.
Golden Gut: Lets go!
Golden Gut did a Sumo Wrestling stance and went at them and he sent his gold gut at them and they dodged it and fired energy and lightning blasts and smashed him down.
Battle 13: Rinoa Heartilly, Alucard (HELLSING) and Android 17 VS Whiplash (He-Man 2002)
Whiplash (He-Man 2002) was next.
Whiplash (He-Man 2002): This is gonna be so fun facing you Rinoa.
Rinoa: You better believe it Whiplash. Vypra is a much better boss for you than Skeletor ever will be.
Alucard: I think so too.
Android 17: This is gonna be so fun.
Whiplash (He-Man 2002): Lets do it!
He roared and went at them and smashed and bashed at them and they dodged his strikes and smashed him around all over.
Battle 14: Becca Chang VS The Gator Ghoul
The Gator Ghoul was next.
The Gator Ghoul snarled.
Becca: You better be ready scale breath. I am a world champion Alligator Wrestler.
The Gator Ghoul snarled again.
The Gator Ghoul went at her and Becca grabbed him and wrestled him all over the place.
Battle 15: Eureka Thurston VS The Ghost of Redbeard
The Ghost of Redbeard was next.
Ghost of Redbeard: I hope you know how to fight a pirate.
Eureka: I've had a lot of practice with them from J.D. and Jack Sparrow.
Ghost of Redbeard: Good and this is gonna be fun.
Eureka: It sure will.
Eureka unsheathed her sword and she and Redbeard clashed and she kicked him in the face and knocked him down.
Battle 16: Rikochet VS The Ghost of the Hooded Heifer
The Ghost of the Hooded Heifer was next.
Hooded Heifer: I, The Ghost of the Hooded Heifer, shall destroy you!
Rikochet: (Spanish Accent) Bring it on El Toro!
Hooded Heifer: I'm gonna Mmmow you down!
Rikochet: Then come and get me! PULVERIZING PINBALL!
He turned into a ball and smashed him all over the place.
Battle 17: Time Force Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Clyde, Laney, Syd Chang, Lola and Lana VS Chameliacon
Chameliacon was next.
Wes: Lets do it guys!
Time Force Rangers: TIME FOR TIME FORCE!
Eric: QUANTUM POWER!
They transformed and were ready for action!
Wesley: "Time Force Red!"
Katie: "Time Force Yellow!"
Lucas: "Time Force Blue!"
Trip: "Time Force Green!"
Jen: "Time Force Pink!"
Eric: "Quantum Ranger!"
All: "Power Rangers Time Force!"
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! TIME FORCE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Time Force Rangers too!
Clyde: All right!
Laney: This is gonna be good!
Syd: Lets get him!
Rangers: VORTEX BLASTER!
The Rangers made the Vortex Cannon.
Clyde and the group fired energy blasts.
Rangers: FIRE!
They fired an energy blast and the blasts hit Chameliacon and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was now the size of an action figure and Clyde picked him up and put him in a prison capsule.
Clyde: In the words of Nico, Chameliacon you have failed this world.
Wes: Yes he has.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped and we were facing Bone Cold.
Rath: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BONE COLD! NOBODY BEATS RATH BUT RATH!
Bone Cold: (confused) What the Hell does that even mean?
Rath: I don't know!
POW!
He punched him in the face and smashed him all over!
Rath: YEAH! YOU LIKE THAT!? HOW ABOUT THAT!?
Furi: YEAH YOU WANT A PIECE OF US!?
Jake Holling: They might be not be wrestling themed Rangers but we can still use thie Ranger Team to kick ass!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Animal Kingdom Platoon!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Zyuohger rangers from 2016 to 2017!
Me: This is REALLY gonna hurt you! Bone Cold, In the name of Team Loud Phoenix Storm...
Dark Spicer: Here's your warning...
Eli: IT'S BUTTKICKING TIME!
Maxxor: In the name of the Tribal Alliance...
Tommy Oliver: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
Bloom: MAGIC...
Will Vandom: GUARDIANS...
Ben: IT'S HERO TIME!
The Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
Arkayna: Mysticons...
Tai Kamiya: Digimon and Digidestined...
Numbuh 1: KIDS NEXT DOOR...
Robin: Titans...
Twilight Sparkle: Knights of the Friendship Table...
Optimus Prime: AUTOBOTS...
Starscream: DECEPTICONS...
Optimus Primal: MAXIMALS...
Scorponok: PREDACONS...
Captain America: Avengers!
Major Glory: JUSTICE FRIENDS...
Goku: Z-FIGHTERS!
Superman: JUSTICE LEAGUE...
Tyler Bowman: SUPERDUDES...
Me: YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO DEATH!
Dark Spicer: YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS IS ABOUT TO BE KICKED!
Maxxor: WE'RE TAKING YOU DOWN BY FORCE!
Winx Club: WINX!
Will Vandom: UNITE!
Arkayna: ENERGIZE!
Tai: TIME TO FIGHT!
Numbuh 1: BATTLESTATIONS!
Robin: GO!
Knights of the Friendship Table: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!
Optimus Prime: TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!
Starscream: TRANSFORM AND RISE UP!
Optimus Primal: MAXIMIZE!
Scorponok: TERRORIZE!
Captain America: ASSEMBLE!
Major Glory: ASSEMBLE!
Goku: ATTACK!
Superman: LETS FLY!
Tyler Bowman: IT'S TIME TO KICK SOME BUTT!
We went at him and pulverized the living shit out of him and smashed him all over the place with incredible fury.
Ed Cowart: EAT DIRT DISGRACED WRESTLER! (BLASTS BONE COLD ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Earthworm Jim: EAT DIRT WRESTLER OF FILTH! (BLASTS BONE COLD ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ets: Take this one! TECHNO STYLE NINJA ART: MACE BALL SMASHER!
He formed his arm into a cannon and it fired mace balls and they smashed Bone Cold in his face all over and mangled him up.
Lincoln: LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDER FLASH KICK!
Lincoln used a Lightning version of the somersault kick.
R. Mika: WIND STYLE: JET RAINBOW TYPHOON!
She grabbed Bone Cold's legs and spun him around really fast.
Menat: SPIRIT STYLE: SPIRIT SUPLEX!
She performed a suplex on him.
Makoto: STRENGTH STYLE: CHARGING DASH PUNCH!
She charged and then dash punched him at incredible speed.
Toph: EARTH STYLE: QUAKE LARIAT!
She performed a lariat move that caused an earthquake.
Hilda: (British Accent) STEEL STYLE: CRUSHER FIST!
She punched Bone Cold super hard.
Gluko: WIND STYLE: JET CANNON SPIKE!
Yuna: WATER STYLE: AQUA SWAN KICK!
She did a Swan Version of the Spinning Bird Kick.
Frosta: ICE STYLE: BLIZZARD DASH KICK!
She performed a frozen dash kick.
Perfuma: NATURE STYLE: THORN PUNCH!
She punched Bone Cold with a boxing glove made of thorns.
Entrapta: STEEL STYLE: METALLIC PUNCH BARRAGE!
She punched Bone Cold all over with boxing gloves made of steel.
Jessica: WIND STYLE: EAGLE KICK!
She performed a downward kick and thrashed Bone Cold.
Kickback, Shadow, Rarity and Cliffjumper used the Earth and Equestria Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Kickback's machine gun, Shadow's Chaos powers, Rarity's jewel powers and Cliffjumper's Glass Gas 100-fold.
Kickback and Shadow the Hedgehog: CHAOS MACHINE GUN BARRAGE!
Rarity and Cliffjumper: JEWEL DIAMOND GAS BLAST!
Kickback and Shadow fired a barrage of energy and bullets and Rarity fired jewels and Cliffjumper fired glass gas.
Lincoln: R. Mika lets do it!
R. Mika: All right!
Lincoln and R. Mika: TAG TEAM FINAL SMASH: MUSCLE DOCKING!
They smashed him all over after lifting him into the air with their heads against his back
Kid Muscle, Timmy the Kid, Wally Tusket, Dik-Dik Van-Dik, The Ripping Friends, Rath, Furi, Nico, Maxxor, Goku and Eli: TITANIC TWIST PULVERIZER BLAST!
They fired a wave of energy and it spun Bone Cold into a twisted and contorted mess and smashed him down!
He was REALLY MESSED UP!
Bone Cold: I'm not done yet!
Before Bone Cold could attack us again though, Stewie aimed his blaster at him and fired. Bone Cold looked down and saw a bullet wound through his chest and his heart was gushing out blood. Then he just got shot in the head and was killed instantly as his corpse fell to the ground.
Stewie had his blaster out and smoke came out of the muzzle.
Stewie: You, Trap Jaw, and Kickback were right, J.D. All I need in battle are my brains and blaster!
Nico: Aww Stewie I wanted to eat his heart!
Stewie: Oops.
Lola: Well at least he's dead.
Me: Yep.
His spirit then appeared.
Stewie: You are never welcome in this world. (Holds hand out to him) HAKAI!
He banished him to the Warp.
Golden Gut smashed Bone Cold with a tremendous belly flop and splattered his blood and guts all over the place as a pulpy smeer in the ground.
Me: YUCK!
Nico: Yeah!
Beast Man: (to Hulk Hogan) It really was an honor meeting you guys for the first time.
Hulk Hogan: The honor was all ours!
Unicorn: And as a bonus, we have Kid Muscle and his friends with us now.
Killer Shrike: And Kid Muscle now has to worry about one less bad guy on his side.
Titanium Toenail: Now, let's celebrate how wrestlers usually celebrate!
Everyone: YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
Kid Muscle: (To the viewers) AND THE VICTORS ARE TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!
We cheered.
We later went back home and we got the Ultimate Muscle Team settled into their rooms and we had a great party.
Meanwhile in France, 2 Teams were in the shadows and were about to be ready for another awesome adventure.
Kairi: This is gonna be fun.
Keiichiro: I hope you are up to the challenge of having Team Loud Phoenix Storm help us.
Kairi: I am you red-headed cop. Lets do it!
LupinRangers: KAITOU CHANGE!
PatRangers: KEISATSU CHANGE!
In a flash of light they changed.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic complete.
Ultimate Muscle was a REALLY funny show. Never saw it but I saw clips for it and it was SO FUNNY! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan, Drako1234658 and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is where we meet the LupinRangers and PatRangers and we're going to help them destroy one of their most dangerous enemies and take their treasures. It will be an awesome adventure with thieves and cops.
See you all tomorrow.
