May 18th
For day one of my dates with the Mew Mew Girls, I was taking Zoey Hanson out. I took her to a great restaurant to get to know her. She has a really great background and is very amazing at what she does.
Zoey Hanson: Wow J.D. you have done it all over the years.
Me: Not to brag but yeah.
But then a biker came up to Zoey.
Biker: Hey, baby. Why don't you and I go make out in the parking lot?
Zoey Hanson: Go suck on a lemon!
Me: She's already spoken for you dickhead!
Biker: Get off our planet you freak!
I punched him in the face and knocked him out and tied him up.
Me: What a jerk.
Waiter: Thanks for getting rid of that freak. He came from that bar down the street.
Me: The Bike and Brawl? Thanks man.
I paid him and we went over to the bar. We went in and everyone saw me and Zoey and then they saw a big wanted poster of me. It said "Wanted for Crimes Against Earth. Reward by the Trump Coalition."
Me: Oh fuck!
Zoey Hanson: Uh oh.
The bar was full of Anti-J.D. Knudson thugs, mercenaries and thugs that were hired by Trump to take me down and they had guns, swords and knives drawn and they were all ready to kill me.
Me: So you guys are working for that fuckhead Trump huh? I can't believe you guys would follow that fuckup dickhead. All right then. We do this the hard way.
I unsheathed my sword and my machine gun. Zoey unsheathed her sword too.
Me: Since you don't want to talk about this like gentleman over some tea, HOW ABOUT SIX FEET OF BLAZING STEEL!? (ROARS)
Zoey Hanson: LETS DANCE!
They fired their weapons at us and we dodged their blasts and slashed them all over and cut them all over. Some of them were robots and we slashed them all over the place to kingdom come and I blasted them with my machine gun and blew them apart and I grabbed one and threw him. Applejack and Lincoln appeared and blasted them all with lightning and apples and smashed the robots down and I fired waves of fire and burned the Trump supporters all over and smashed them all over the place. Zoey slashed and smashed and pulverized a bunch of thugs and mercenaries all over. Then we tied them all up and the F.B.I. came and arrested the men working for Trump and were loading them into trucks.
Agent Waco: Thanks for catching these guys.
Me: You're welcome Agent Waco. Now Trump has become a major threat to the world and he must be dealt with for good.
Agent Waco: And he will. We put a massive bounty on his head for you all.
Me: Nice. We'll take care of it when the time comes. Zoey I'm sorry if this date didn't turn out like you thought.
Zoey Hanson: Are you kidding!? This was the most fun I've ever had! Thanks J.D.
Me: Ah you're welcome.
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was a lot of fun.
Lincoln: Yeah it was!
May 19th
Next was a date with me and Corina. We were over in Paris, France and we were sightseeing. We went to the Eiffel Tower, The Palace of Versailles, different castles all over France and even Monte Carlo and more.
Corina: Wow there is so much to do over in France.
Me: There sure is. I think France has so much to learn from and how much they did over the centuries.
Then we heard an explosion and saw a crook stealing the French Crown Jewels from the Louvre Museum.
Me: Uh oh! We got a Museum Robbery in progress!
Corina: Lets get them!
We went at the crook and smashed and knocked him out and got the jewels back.
Me: Take that you fiend!
Corina: Freeze Buster!
We tied him and arrested him.
The crook was sent to prison for life and the French Crown Jewels were returned safely to the Louvre.
May 20th
At England in Buckingham Palace, me and Bridget were on a date and we were looking at the portrait of the most evil king in all of Britain's history and the worst king in all of the British Monarchy: Henry VIII.
Bridget: So who was Henry VIII?
Me: Beyond a shadow of a doubt the worst king in all of England. Maybe the world. Everyone in the Tudor Dynasty except for Queen Elizabeth I was the worst ever. For 118 years from 1485 to 1603 the Tudor Dynasty ruled over all of England and became one of the most influential dynasties in the world.
Chorus: Oh listen, ye all to a tale that's true,
When the War of the Roses tore England in two,
King Richard III one fateful day, Fought Henry Tudor in a brutal fray.
For poor King Richard life grew worse, He lost his kingdom for want of a horse.
Henry VII was then made king, To Elizabeth of York he offered his ring.
She said,
Elizabeth: "I do! Let's give it a fling!"
Loud, CMB: The union again made England one,
The couple was blessed with a healthy son.
Young Henry grew up in Catherine's home,
When his father passed on he ascended the throne.
Girls: Henry VIII took a wife from Spain,
Catherine Aragon was her name.
She bore him a daughter a cute little one,
But to keep the throne he needed a son.
WOW: Back then, that's how things were done.
Pepper: For girls, it really wasn't much fun.
Chorus: Their rocky marriage couldn't get worse,
But the pope refused to grant a divorce.
So Henry started a church of his own,
He got his divorce and stayed on the throne.
Miss Info: Then Henry VIII wed Anne Boleyn, His former wifey's handmaiden.
Anne gave birth to Elizabeth, But with no male kin, well you do the math!
Chorus: Poor Anne Boleyn, she lost her head,
So once again, King Henry wed. Jane Seymour gave to him a prince,
Charity: But poor ol' Jane hasn't woken up since.
Boys: So for a while, our Henry grieves,
Then he marries Anne of Cleves.
Anne came from fine German stock,
Toast: She had a face that could stop a clock.
Girls: Their marriage was cancelled in less than a year,
His fifth wife, Catherine Howard, was dear.
But Henry found out that her love was not true,
WOW: He gave her the axe, what's a fella to do?
Chorus: So after five, came wife number six,
Catherine Parr is who Henry picks, He promised her he would do her no harm,
So six wives proved to be the charm!
Henry gained pound right after pound, 'Til he needed machinery to move him around.
He weighed about a quarter ton, 'Cause he couldn't resist a sticky bun.
In fifteen-hundred forty-seven, Henry VIII went off to heaven.
Froggo: Or maybe for his dirty tricks, To H-E-double hockey sticks!
(And Froggo is right. He is currently burning in Hell even as we speak.)
Chorus: His young son Edward was only ten,
When he took the English throne but then,
Poor Edward died by age fifteen,
His reign was followed by a queen.
Jane Grey ruled for just nine days,
WOW: She lost her head, to coin a phrase!
Chorus: Mary Tudor was next in line,
Mary Tudor: The British throne is mine, mine, mine!
Chorus: Mary had strength, she took no flack,
Pepper & Joan of Arc: She brought the Catholic church right back!
Chorus: At forty-two Mary met her death, Then along came queen Elizabeth.
She was loved by her people and made England strong,
WOW: She had a few boyfriends, they didn't last long.
Chorus: The Elizabethan age was just and fair, But Elizabeth never gave birth to an heir.
And so we sing our last refrain, The end finally came to the Tudor's reign.
Elizabeth died in 1603, The end of the Tudors' family tree.
Boys: The end of the Tudors,
Girls: There can be no disputers,
Chorus: The end of the Tudors' family tree... Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop!
Loud: Timber!
They chopped the Tudor tree down.
Bridget: Geez!
Me: Yeah the Tudor Dynasty was one of the most sinful dynasties in all of England.
Bridget: Oh man. And there hasn't been any bloodlines from the Tudors for 417 years?
Me: Nope. But our friend Gabrielle is actually a direct descendant of Mary Tudor.
Bridget: Wow! That's amazing!
Me: It sure is.
Then a figure came running and we saw that it was a thief and he had the Crown Jewels of England!
Me: Oh no you don't!
Bridget: No one steals from England!
Me and Bridget punched him down as the cops were chasing him and Bridget tied him up and I gave the Crown Jewels back.
May 21st
Me and Kikki were in Los Angeles, California for our date. We saw everything and even Mount Wilshire, the new volcano that we saved all of Los Angeles from when it formed and that was crazy. It was a great adventure. But then we heard an explosion and we saw my archnemesis SIMON PHOENIX!
Simon Phoenix is the main antagonist of the 1993 sci-fi action film Demolition Man. He is the most crazed and dangerous psychopathic criminal of the 20th century, and only the toughest cop could be a match for him. He is John Spartan's arch-nemesis.
He was portrayed by Wesley Snipes who also played Nino Brown.
Phoenix was a wanted psychopathic criminal responsible for many crimes like theft, kidnapping, robbery, and murder. He declared his own kingdom in South Central within Los Angeles, having all other street gangs, drug dealers and even some murderers under his control.
In his last crime in 1996, he made 30 people hostage for trespassing at his building, but when his arch-enemy, LAPD officer Detective John Spartan interfered, he set alight tanks of C4 and after a brief fight with Spartan, he was captured and taken away before the building was blown to pieces.
Meanwhile, other cops have found the corpses of the hostages with Phoenix being found guilty of the murders and condemned. But he framed Spartan for not caring about the hostages and as a result of John too was wrongly accused of killing the civilians, and the two were instead frozen in a cryogenic chamber, remaining there for years.
36 years later, society has changed drastically, with San Diego, Santa Barbara, and Los Angeles being merged in one large so-called utopia named San Angeles. Phoenix was released from his confinement with a rehabilitation program that gave him astounding new skills and extra strength to help him adapt to the future.
The reason for his programming was to kill Edgar Friendly, the leader of the resistance group called Scraps who lived in the sewers of San Angeles since the society of Dr. Raymond Cocteau first established. Phoenix reassembles a new gang of not only the hardened residents of the sewers but also half a dozen defrosted, bloodthirsty criminals of the 20th century he requested released from the cryo-prison and decides to kill Cocteau who released him, setting on his own goals to spread chaos again.
Simon Phoenix (in a scene cut out from the film to shorten running time) shoots and kills Spartan's old friend Zachary Lamb just when Lenina Huxley and John Spartan go after him on the roads of San Angeles. He was pursued by Sgt. John Spartan of the old LAPD once again. During a car chase, Phoenix admits that the hostages Spartan tried to save in 1996 were already dead before he even arrived, meaning that Spartan was sent into rehabilitation for no reason.
With the help of Edgar Friendly and Lt. Lenina Huxley of the SAPD along with the armed Scraps, Spartan breaks into the facility and fights Phoenix, who uses his futuristic skills to his advantage. According to what was cut out, John Spartan kills newer henchmen to Simon Phoenix and battles the goon played by Jesse "The Body" Ventura named Adam who did the work for Phoenix in killing Raymond Cocteau and defeats Adam just before going up against Simon Phoenix one last time.
During an intense battle, Spartan smashes a container of the potent cryogenic liquid against the floor and leaps to grab a malfunctioning crane arm overhead, as the floor and everything in contact with it freezes solid, including Phoenix. Spartan then kicks Phoenix's frozen head off after shouting "Heads up!", reminiscing Simon's predictable loss of his head, and it hits the ground before smashing to pieces, avenging himself and all the people Phoenix killed.
The damaged equipment in the room then explodes, with Spartan escaping just before the cryo-prison is destroyed, along with Phoenix's decapitated frozen body and the criminals he attempted to set free, ending his reign of chaos forever.
Me: Simon Phoenix!?
Kikki: You know him?
Me: He's my father's archnemesis. He sent him to prison and I killed him in the end and saved my sister Elaine. That was one of the most brutal fights I was in.
FLASHBACK
I walked up to him and we looked at each other with fury.
Me: Is it cold in here or is it just me?
Phoenix: Like father like son.
Phoenix punched me twice in the face and kicked me in the stomach and sent be crashing into some containers. He picked me up and punched me in the face hard and elbowed me into the fence. He punched me all over and I belched up a huge amount of blood.
Phoenix: Fucking piece of shit!
He punched me in the face and I kicked him in the mouth.
Me: Go to Hell!
I kick him in the stomach and punch him in the face and punch him in the stomach and the back of the head and he backhanded me and punched me in the eye and whacked me in the mouth with a chain and I rebounded and flip him over and grab his arm and bend it and cause the bone to break through. He screamed in pain and I elbow him in the crotch.
Phoenix: I hate cops!
He got up and whacked me in the face with a punch. I belched up more blood.
Phoenix: Look in my eyes J.D.! I'll see you in Hell!
Me: Not if I take you there with me!
I spit some of my blood into his face and it landed in his eyes and burned them like acid.
I punch him all over the place and kick him around like a rag doll caught in a storm and then I knocked him down.
Me: Now you die you motherfucker!
I plunge my hand into his chest and rip out his beating black heart.
Me: Enjoy the darkness of Hell you motherfucker
I crush the heart and it splattered all over the place as bloody tissue. Phoenix died in an instant. My accelerated healing made me better. I fired a blast of fire and incinerated Phoenix's body.
I saw that Phoenix was infected by the Aparoids as he had purple splotches all over him!
Me: And he has the Aparoids all over him.
Kikki: Oh man! Lets get him.
We went at him and fired energy blasts and obliterated him in an instant and banished him to the Warp forever.
May 22nd
In Prague in the Czech Republic, me and Berry were fighting Blade's old enemy JARED NOMAK.
Jared Nomak is the main antagonist of the 2002 superhero horror film Blade II. He is the first of a super breed of vampires called the Reapers, and the estranged son of Eli Damaskinos, an old hierarchial vampire who is also his creator and the brother of Nyssa.
He is portrayed by Luke Goss, who also portrays Prince Nuada in Hellboy II: The Golden Army.
Damaskinos created the reaper strain and infused it with Nomak's blood, making him more powerful than the common breed of vampires. Reapers only had a weakness to sunlight and their hearts were encased in bone to prevent being stabbed with a stake. Like vampires, the Reapers must feed but must so every few hours or they'll die. Both humans and vampires would become Reapers. Because Nomak was the first, he did not have an immediate taste for the thirst and behaved more maturely than his savage minions. After being disgusted with his father, he went rogue and attempted to wipe out the vampire world and make it a Reaper world and get his revenge.
Biography
The film opens in the Czech Republic where Nomak goes to a blood bank in need for blood. The bank surgeons plan to kill him but Nomak fakes an illness to get in the back and attacks two surgeons and a guard, all of whom were vampires. After learning that Nomak has spread the Reaper disease in other vampires, Damaskinos is given no choice but to ask Blade, the daywalker for a temporary alliance and help kill Nomak. Blade reluctantly agrees and he and Whistler were forced to team up with a team of special trained vampires to take on Nomak. They go a vampire nightclub in downtown Prague and find Nomak and a few Reapers. One of the Reapers attacks and turns one of the Bloodpack members. With dawn approaching, Blade confronts Nomak and they battle it out. After a brutal stalemate, Nomak offers Blade an allegiance as they both despise the same thing but he refuses and Nomak retreats from the sun.
Blade and the bloodpack find an entrance to the sewer where Nomak and hundreds of Reapers are living and feeding and infiltrate it the next day in broad daylight. After being betrayed by two of the vampires, Whistler runs into Nomak who spares his life in exchange for a message. Blade kills all of the reapers with a UV bomb but is attacked by Damaskinos' guards and brought back to his lair. Damaskinos explains that he is the creator of the Reapers. Whistler tells everyone Nomak's message which was that he is Damaskinos son and Nyssa becomes disgusted. Damaskinos brings Blade to a torture chamber and explains that the reaper strain in Nomak must be infused with the blood of a daywalker in order to make vampires completely invincible.
Nomak finds his father's lair and single-handedly takes down all the guards and proceeds to kill Damaskinos. Nyssa betrays her father and puts the lair in lockdown preventing anyone to escape. Nomak confronts his father and to save his own skin, Damaskinos offers his son power and everything he could desire. Nomak doesn't believe him and bites him but the bite kills him instead of turning him and bleeds to death. Nyssa shows compassion for her brother and offers herself to him and he bites her. Blade then appears having survived and revived from his injuries and the two fight to the death. Nomak gains the upper hand with his vampire strength and almost beats Blade to a pulp. Blade grabs his broken sword and stabs Nomak on the side of the heart where it is not encased in bone. Nomak decides not to live anymore and willingly inserts the blade further into the heart, killing him and causing his body to disintegrate into ash. Nyssa then burns in the sunlight and all of the Reapers Nomak had turned may have also been destroyed, since Nomak was the sole carrier.
Me: Boy your father was really fucking around with the laws of nature.
Nomak: So he was. Why kill me? We are after the same thing.
Me: Maybe so but the Vampires that Blade killed were all destroyed for a good reason.
I picked up the ring of the deceased overlord Eli Damaskinos.
Me: You know Brittney would like this kind of ring. She is a huge lover of vampires.
Berry: She sure would.
Nomak: So you pity me?
Me: In a way. You did not deserve to be made into this abomination. So I will put you out of your suffering.
Berry: Me too.
Me and Berry fired a massive blast of Ultraviolet light and it hit him and incinerated him into nothing.
Me and Berry went over to Nyssa.
Me: Nyssa hold on we'll get you help.
Nyssa: No it won't be long. I can already feel it burning inside of me.
Me: Nyssa your brother was the main carrier. It should be destroyed with him.
Nyssa: And it will be with me. I want to die while I'm still a vampire.
Me: I understand.
Nyssa: I want to see the sun.
Me: Okay.
I opened the door and carried her to the helicopter pad and the Sun rose and Nyssa saw it and it was beautiful to her. She put her hand on my face and I had tears streaming down my face as she was burning and she closed her eyes as she was being incinerated into ash. I looked up at the sky as Nyssa's ashes went up to heaven as an angel.
Nyssa: (In Spirit) Thank you J.D. Thank you.
Me: Rest well Nyssa.
Berry: She is free now. She is free.
May 23rd
At Mandy's room in the World Tree Estate, her phone was ringing and Billy was calling. She answered it.
Mandy: What do you want Billy?
She was reading a book.
Billy: (On the phone) (Falsetto) (Clears throats) This is P.U. Poopenhauser and I am conducting a national survey. Tell me, do you smell like dog doo-doo or just look like it!
Irwin: (Laughs) That's a good one yo.
Billy: (Sighs) Billy I know it's you. I have caller ID. In fact most people have caller ID. They can tell it's you calling them.
Irwin: Tell Mandy I think she's got silky hair.
Billy: (Whispers) Shh. I think she's on to us Irwin. (Resumes Falsetto) Uh I am sorry madam. I do not know this Billy of which you speak of mm-hmm.
She hung up and put her book down.
Billy is in his room with Irwin making prank calls.
Billy: Perhaps I can meet him sometime. (No Answer) Hello? Mandy? You there?
The door knocked.
Billy: Go get the door Irwin.
Irwin: All right but I still want to breathe heavy into Mandy's phone.
He went to the door and Irwin was blasted into the wall by a garden hose from Billy's house.
Billy: That's odd.
The water smashed him into the wall too and we saw Mandy armed with the hose.
Mandy: Oops. Looks like you guys wet yourselves again.
Irwin looked down.
Irwin: Aw man. I didn't think anybody would notice that.
Billy: LOOK OUT IRWIN! IT'S MANDY! RUN FOR IT! SHE'S GONE CRAZY!
Irwin: DON'T LEAVE ME!
Mandy blasted his open mouth and filled him up with water and he inflated like a balloon and Billy closed the door and Irwin popped.
POP!
YUCK!
Billy ran all the way to his house as Mandy was squirting him with water.
Billy's dad Harold was sprayed.
Harold: Now that's what I'm talking about!
Billy: (SCREAMS) (GETS SPRAYED) SHE'S CRAZY! CRAZY! CRAAAAAAAAZZZZYYYYYYYY! (See's his parents close) What are you guys doing so close together?
Mandy: I'm not through with you Billy! I'm going to drench you until you die!
Gladys: Mandy! What are you doing with that hose in my house!? Turn that water off this instant young lady!
She sprayed Gladys 3 times.
Billy: Dad? What's Caller ID?
Harold: That's easy son. It's what butt-ugly dogs wear around their hairy necks so that we'll know when we're calling on the phone. Like your mother in law. Right honey? Right?
Gladys growled and punched him in the face so hard that his big nose and eyes were thrusted onto the back of his head. He got up and looked and saw that his butt was huge as he was wiggling his buttcheeks as seals were barking.
Harold: (Muffled) Why didn't anyone ever tell me my butt was so big?
The phone rang and he answered it.
Harold: Hellooo?
Billy: (On the phone) (Falsetto) Hello Mr. Dad. This is your doctor. I'm calling to tell you that your brain is broken and it has to be removed.
Harold: Billy I know it's you.
Billy: (Falsetto) Billy? Who is Billy?
Billy was on the phone by him.
Harold: It says here on the Caller ID.
He showed it to him and on the ID it said "Name: Billy, Bloodtype: O, Occupation: Idiot, Likes: Eating Grass, Wet Boogers."
Billy: Curse you caller ID! CURSE YOU TO HECK!
Next me and Renee were having our date at Lynn's Table and we were having the Ulti-Meatum.
Renee: Mmm! (Eating) Wow! This burger is so good!
Me: Told you it was good.
My cell phone rang.
Me: I'll get that.
I saw that it was Billy on the phone.
Me: What's up Billy?
Billy appeared on a split screen and he was dressed as a chef and he was calling from Lori's phone.
Billy: (French Accent) Bonjour Monsieur J.D. I am a member of the French Chefs of Disgusting Foods Committee and we have nominated you for head chef.
Me: Nice try Billy. But I know it's you silly. My phone has Caller ID you know.
Billy: You knew it was me too!? I even used Lori's phone and dressed up as a Chef!
Me: It was a nice try though. But keep at it.
Lori: BILLY GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
Billy: Uh oh!
Billy ran!
I hung up.
Later Grim was having a bath and he was playing with action figures that looked like him as an army commando and Gladys in a smoking hot bikini.
Grim: (Jamaican Accent) (Deep Voice) Hey there little lady. How are you doing? (Woman Voice) No! Go away! You're scary! (Deep Voice) Yes my ripping biceps can be intimidating. (Woman Voice) I hate you Grim! Yet you're so powerful. Kiss me!
The Phone in the bathroom Rang.
Grim: Always when I'm bathing!
The caller ID said that it was Billy calling and it said "Reason for Call: Attempting a Prank Call!"
Grim answered.
Grim: This better be good boy!
A split screen appeared and it showed Billy who was at a Pay Phone by the Kwik-E-Mart and he was dressed as a cowboy.
Billy: (Cowboy Dorky Accent) Duh howdy there Mr. Grim. I am a member of the National Stupid Head Ugly Butt Committee and we have just nominated you for President.
Grim: I have Caller ID you know.
Billy: You still knew it was me!? I even dressed up as a stupid cowboy so I wouldn't be recognized! I HATE CALLER ID SO MUCH! IT'S RUINING MY LIFE GRIM! MY LIFE! MY LIFFFFFEEEEEEE!
Grim hung up and the split screen disappeared and Billy wound up in Grim's bathtub! Even Grim was shocked.
Billy: Grim I need to know if there's a way to beat Caller ID!
Grim: I'm sorry Billy but almost every phone nowadays comes equipped with it. Now go away! I have serious matters to attend to.
He pulled the drain plug and Billy got sucked down the drain as he was laughing and spinning.
Billy walked down the hall.
Billy: I need to find some way or something to beat caller ID.
A monster from the basement came out.
Monster: Dude you should totally check in there.
Billy went downstairs and looked through Grim's trunk.
Billy: Lets see. A jar of pickled pixies, a shrunken head, invisible underwear, a dragon's snout and a scroll of magic missile.
He threw said items out.
Billy: AUGH! There's nothing in here that will help me beat Caller ID!
Then a strange glow hit him.
Billy: I said nothing!
Billy didn't see the glow.
It faded and came back.
Billy: I SAID NOTHING WILL...
He saw that the glow was coming from a strange phone that looked like a skull and the receiver was in its mouth and the skull had a weird symbol on its forehead and the dial was its left eye! Billy went to reach for it but Grim stopped him.
Grim: BILLY! What are you doing! Stay away from that phone!
Billy: But Grim I just wanted to see if that phone had Caller ID on it.
Grim: BILLY! THAT IS THE MOST DANGEROUS PHONE IN THE UNIVERSE!
He had fire in his eye sockets.
Billy: But Grim, Phones are our friends. They take us to magical places. Hong Kong, Hawaii, Japan, Greenland, Iceland...
Harold had a phone bill at his home.
Harold: Alaska, Guatemala, Jamaica, Korea!? HEY! WHO'S BEEN CALLING ALL THESE PLACES!?
Nico came down.
Nico: Hey what's all the commotion about?
Grim: Billy was about to make a call on that phone.
Nico: What's so bad about that?
Grim: That is not an ordinary phone mon. This is the Phone of Cthulhu, an ancient and terrible being that can drive men mad just by speaking to them. If anyone ever made a call on that phone, it would awaken the ancient slumbering creature known as Cthulhu and if he is awakened he will rise from the murky depths AND DESTROY THIS WORLD!
Grim had his eye sockets on fire again.
Nico gasped in shock!
Nico: WHOA MAN! That phone is an artifact of doom!
Nico ran upstairs.
Billy: Uh Grim your eyes are still on fire.
Grim: (SCREAMS) Help Me Billy! Help Me! Quick! Get me something to put my eyes out with!
He handed Grim a pot full of coffee and he splashed it on himself!
SPLASH!
He screamed in pain from the scalding hot coffee!
Grim: (SCREAM!) Get me something else! Quick!
He shook his head and Billy handed him a bottle of hot sauce and Grim poured it on his face and he screamed in pain.
Billy: Here Grim! Try this!
He handed Grim a barrel full of acid and Grim put it on his head and he shook and screamed in pain as it burned him!
Grim: IT BURNS! IT BURNS!
Billy pulled out a jug full of rocket fuel!
Billy: Here Grim! Douse it with this!
Grim poured the rocket fuel on him and then his head bursted into flames and he screamed and then ran to the bathroom in Billy's house and he pushed Harold out and dunked his head into the toilet and he sighed in relief.
Grim: Ahh. Much better!
Harold: Hey! I wasn't done in there!
Later Billy took Irwin to the basement.
Billy: Come on Irwin it's down here.
Irwin: Uh I don't know Billy. This Kahlua guy might not find prank calls very funny yo.
Billy: First of all Irwin it's not Kahlua it's Cocka-Juju! Second of all it doesn't matter if he finds it funny or not. It only matters if it's funny to us. Come on.
They went downstairs and saw the phone.
Billy: There it is Irwin. (Points to the Phone Of Cthulhu) The Phone With No Caller ID. (Picks Irwin Up) NOW GO!
He threw Irwin and he crashed into the wall and talked on the phone after knocking it off the wall and it hit him on the head!
UH OH!
Irwin: Hello? Is Joe there?
Man: (Incoherent Babbling)
Irwin: Jo mama?
Then Octopus tentacles popped through the phone receiver and went for Irwin!
Irwin: BILLY HELP!
They grabbed him and pulled him through the phone and his shoes popped off!
BURRRPPP!
The Phone Receiver burped.
Billy: IRWIN! IRWIN WHERE'D YOU GO!?
The tentacles came back and grabbed Billy!
Billy: (Screams) WHAT'RE YOU DOING! NO! NOOOOOOOO!
The tentacles pulled him into the phone and his shoes were popped off too.
The next morning Grim was coming out of the bathroom and the monster came out of the basement.
Monster: Dude! Some crazy stuff went on down there! HA!
Grim wondered what he meant by that.
Receiver: The time allowed for you to call has expired. Please hang up and dial again.
Grim saw that the Phone of Cthulhu was tampered with.
Grim: Oh no! They didn't!
He saw that it was REALLY true and that Billy and Irwin's shoes were there.
Grim: They did! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (CRYING)
Me, Nico, Renee and Mandy came.
Me: Grim what's wrong!?
Renee: What happened!?
Nico: Yeah what happened!?
Mandy: All right what's all the screaming about?
Grim: Oh guys! You're never gonna believe what happened! Billy and... and his ugly friend, they made a phone call during the week and I only have a limited number of weekday minutes! That's so evil mon! And I know evil. I'm the Grim Reaper!
Me: Grim calm down. I'm sure it's not a big deal.
Mandy: Yeah get ahold of yourself. They were probably just playing around with your phone making phony phone calls. Where are they anyway?
Nico: That's what we're wondering.
Grim: Oh I don't know. They probably got sucked through the phone into another dimension beyond space and time and... Yadda yadda yadda. And we're all doomed because they have awakened the great Cthulhu because he'll probably destroy the universe.
We gasped in shock!
Me: Those peabrain idiots!
Nico: This is what happens when you mess with forces you have no idea of understanding.
Renee: Who is Cthulhu?
Me: I'll tell you all about him later Renee.
Grim: Yeah. Lets go watch television.
Me: Grim this is serious!
Nico: Yeah!
Mandy picked up Billy's shoes.
Mandy: Why didn't their shoes go too?
Grim: Shoes can't fit through the phone silly. They are way too big.
WHAP!
Mandy whacked him in the face with them.
Mandy: We better go in after them.
Grim: Do we have to? I mean the world is already doomed. Why can't we watch TV instead?
I grabbed Grim.
Me: Grim get ahold of yourself! The world will never be doomed as long as Team Loud Phoenix Storm has anything to say about it. And besides Billy has been through a nightmare because of Professor Dick and us kicking him out because of him. We got to get him back.
Grim: Oh I guess you're right.
Me: Nico you keep an eye on the team while we're gone. Me and Renee will go with Mandy and Grim to find Billy and Irwin.
Nico: Right!
I called the world of Cthulhu on the phone and answering it was an orange dinosaur monster with long hands and purple striped horns and a big red mouth. He talked to me in beatbox language.
Mandy: Hi is this Cthulhu?
A split screen showed us on the right and the monster on the left.
James Silverman: (In Beatbox) No, this is James Silverman. What's up?
I used my language translator.
Me: Do you know of two kids that came through the phone recently?
James Silverman: If you're talking about the new interns you'll find them in the cafeteria.
Mandy: Thanks.
We got sucked through the phone and our shoes came off.
We were in the dimension of Cthulhu. It was a wicked ugly and terrifying dimension. It was freaky and scary.
Me: Whoa! So this is the dimension of Cthulhu.
Renee: It sure is an ugly place.
I saw that my shoes popped off.
Me: Shoes are too big.
Renee: Yeah my shoes popped off too.
Mandy: Same here.
Me: Lets get searching.
We walked around.
Grim: It's no use guys. We've searched for hours and still can't find any sign of Billy and Irwin. I say we just give up and head on home. Come on. I'll drive.
Me: I don't give up that easily Grim.
Mandy: First of all, we got sucked here through the phone. Secondly we've only been here for 5 minutes.
Me: And we've only just begun our search.
Grim: But lets face reality guys! We'll never find them! We could look and look and look and look and look, but it's pointless all right! Billy is nowhere to be found so we might as well give up and call it a day!
Billy then appeared.
Grim: Oh hey Billy. 'Cause you're making me miss my favorite show!
We looked at Billy and gasped! Grim screamed!
Me: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Billy had an ugly squid-like nose and he had an ugly lamprey-like mouth!
Billy: I love that show!
He ran.
Back at home, everyone was watching TV.
Jessie: (Pokemon) I wonder if J.D. and Renee are back from their date yet. Let me give them a call. (about to touch her phone)
Soundwave: Jessie don't touch your phone.
Jessie: What's the problem?
Nurse Joy then came and she had torn up clothes!
Nico: Nurse Joy are you all right!?
Nurse Joy: I just had a dangerous encounter!
Laney: I think we're seeing it right now!
They saw monsters that were ugly and full of tentacles running around and spreading terror all over the city.
Nurse Joy: It's not just in the city. The people in the Pokemon Center are being turned into monsters too!
Brittney: This is not good! This is the work of Cthulhu!
Nico: Cthulhu!? Oh man! I hope J.D. and Renee, Mandy and Grim can stop him.
Lola: They will. We have to give them faith in this.
Lana: Yeah!
Nico: We need to block off the phones!
Vortex: Soundwave, block all phone communications. NOW!
Soundwave: Affirmative!
Soundwave cut off all the phone lines and communications.
Nico: I hope J.D. and the others find and stop Cthulhu.
In the dimension of Cthulhu, Me, Grim, Mandy and Renee were walking to Cthulhu's cafeteria.
Mandy: We saw Billy run in here after you freaked out Grim.
Grim: I guess I should be used to weird stuff coming out of Billy's nose.
We went in.
Renee: I didn't know that you never take your shoes off J.D.
Me: Well I was born with webbed feet and it's the reason why I never take my shoes off.
The camera shows my feet and they were webbed feet.
Me: It's pretty weird but I'm also a great swimmer with them.
In Cthulhu's Cafeteria, Billy was in line for lunch and he was being served by a green monster with 8 mouths and 15 eyes.
Green Monster: What'll you have kid?
Billy: What do you got?
Green Monster: Well we got goop, we got glop, we got goo, we got slop, some slime with slather, roast face with lather.
Billy: Whoa! I'll take something gelatinous.
Green Monster: You got it kid.
He scooped out some blue slop and put it on his tray.
Billy: Thank you.
He left for his table.
A blue monster with 6 mouths and 19 eyes came.
Blue Monster: I'll take one of everything.
He must be really hungry.
We arrived in Cthulhu's Cafeteria.
Mandy: Cthulhu's Cafeteria.
Me: Wow. Look at all the monsters.
Renee: There's a lot of them.
Grim: I'm going for the calamari.
The monsters did not like what Grim said.
Me: Lets focus Grim.
Mandy: Yeah lets just find Billy and get out of here.
Grim: Oh all right. Now where could that little loaf be?
We looked around.
Me: Is that him over there? (Points to a table)
Grim: Over there? There's Billy. I think.
We went over.
Billy: Hey guys.
Me: Billy you look weird.
Mandy: Yeah what happened to you? You look disgusting.
Grim: I have to admit, it is a bit of an improvement.
Billy: Ain't it sweet? Cthulhu liked our prank call so much that he gave us a job making prank calls for him. I'm living the American dream guys. I'm doing what I love for a living.
Me: I didn't know Cthulhu ran a prank call enterprise.
Renee: Yeah that's new.
Mandy: But your nose looks like a cuttlefish.
Billy: Chicks dig cuttlefish.
Me: I don't think Squidward would like it.
Billy: Maybe.
Mandy: And your mouth looks like a big disgusting sucker.
Billy: Chicks dig...
Grim: Don't go there.
Renee: Yeah your mouth looks like that of a lamprey.
Me: Yeah just don't bite me with that.
Billy: Yeah. (Giggles) And I've got a tentacle growing out of my chest.
He scooted back and lifted up his shirt and we saw that he had an ugly pink octopus tentacle growing right out of the middle of his chest.
Me: Yuck! I'm gonna need serious therapy after today.
Renee: Me too.
Billy: (Giggles) Actually I'm still in the larval stage. But if I keep eating this crud...
He hit his blue food with his fork and it formed into a ghostly structure and screamed horrifically.
Me: EW! I've eaten weird stuff on different planets but that is the weirdest I've ever seen.
Renee: No kidding.
Billy: I know but I'll grow as big and strong as Irwin.
Me, Renee, Grim and Mandy: Irwin?
Billy: Sure! Yo! Irwin!
We heard a weird screech and we a huge purple tentacled mouthed monster with glasses and it was Irwin!
Me: Irwin!? YIKES!
Irwin: (Through translator) It's great you guys are here!
Me: Same to you Irwin.
Later they got back to work and the phone calls were spreading all over the planet like wildfire and turning many people into ugly tentacled monsters.
Billy was dialing.
Me: I got to admit, using a telemarketing ring to transmogrify everyone into Cthulhu creatures is genius.
Renee: It sure is.
Mandy: This is getting out of hand. We had better put a stop to it.
An old woman taking a shower came up on the screen.
Old woman: Hello?
Billy: I'm with the United Cosmetologist Salivation Donations. Do you have any small boxes? (Snickers)
Mandy: That's it. Grab him Grim.
Grim: Oh not yet. I love this one.
Me: I want to see how they do it.
Old woman: Is that you Barney?
Billy: I'm asking for donations for the councilman. Do you have any small boxes?
The water stopped and pink tentacles came out of the shower head and wrapped around her.
Old Woman: Oh my!
They covered her and turned her into an ugly yellow 3 mouth monster with 5 eyes.
Grim and Billy laughed.
Me: I got to admit that is cool.
Renee: It sure is.
Me: But Grim lets stop this madness.
Grim: Oh very well. Billy, lets go. The fun is over.
He laughed and his nose lifted up and popping out of it came little Billy headed creatures with little tentacles.
Grim: On second thought, go on with your fun. (Laughs Nervously) I mean who am I the fun police?
Numerous little Billy creatures came out and screamed ferociously and they went at Grim.
Billy: Tickles. (Laughs)
Grim screamed as they chased him and mauled him all over.
I blasted the creatures with fire and incinerated them.
Me: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Renee: Me too.
Grim: Someone answer the phone.
Me: (Gets an idea) I have an idea.
Back at the estate, everyone was watching TV.
William: (to Maria) Hey, Maria. While we're waiting for J.D. and Renee, you wanna make out?
Maria: You bet I do!
They got to kissing.
The Phone of Cthulhu rang on the emergency line.
Nico: I'll get that.
Nico went to the Phone of Cthulhu in the basement and answered it.
Nico: Team Loud Phoenix Storm basement. Nico Speaking.
Grim: Nico thank goodness you're all right mon.
Nico: Same to you Grim.
Nico then saw a head stick through the phone receiver and he backed away and saw Grim come through it.
Nico: WHOA! Grim are you alright?
Grim: I'm fine.
Me: (On the phone) Grim are you through?
Grim: Yeah I'm here.
Me: Good. We're going after Cthulhu and we're going to make sure he never harms anyone again. We are going to make sure he pays for his crimes before he wipes out the entire human race.
Grim: Just remember: Never look directly into the face of Cthulhu or he will drive you mad.
Me: I get pretty mad already. But if I don't make it, tell Nico to lead the team in my place.
Grim: Will do mon.
I hung up.
Billy: Break time guys! Lets have a cup of mud and get really wired!
Mandy: They let you drink coffee?
Billy: No just mud.
He drank it.
Me: Ew. Billy lets go meet Cthulhu. We have to stop him.
Billy: Okay.
We went to a golf course and there we saw CTHULHU!
Cthulhu is the main antagonist of the Season 5 episode "Prank Call of Cthulhu" in the cartoon series The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Prank Call of Cthulhu
He was awoken by Billy and Irwin when they were making prank calls to the Endsville citizens. When he was awoken, he pulls the two boys into his world, but when he realizes how good they were with making prank calls, he gives them the job of sending cursed phone calls to people throughout Endsville, and they were all turned into horrible tentacled monstrosities as a result. When Mandy discovers this predicament, she goes to Cthulhu's world and confronts him. Cthulhu was shown casually playing golf at the time of her visit and he immediately tried to attack her after she had infuriated him. Mandy tricks him into hearing his own cursed message, and he's sucked into the phone himself. He attempted to get through a phone while Grim was on it, but Mandy stops him, and Grim smashes the phone to bits, thereby causing Cthulhu to be trapped in the phone lines for eternity. However, Cthulhu didn't seem as upset over his situation, since he continued to play golf as if nothing had happened.
Billy: That's him guys! That's Cthulhu.
Me: He sure is ugly looking. But he's nothing like the one I saw in the books.
Renee: Yeah no kidding.
Me: I will say this though. He is a really good golfer.
Renee: Yeah.
Me: All right leave this to me and Renee.
Renee: Lets get him!
Me and Renee fired a massive energy blast and completely obliterated him from existence forever and super-hakaiing him from existence forever.
Me: YEAH!
Then the cursed calls of Cthulhu were stopped and everyone that was cursed was back to normal.
Billy: YEAH! Way to go guys!
Irwin: We're back to our normal selves again yo!
Me: Thank goodness. Sorry you guys had to go through all this. Lets head home.
I pulled out my phone and called home and we were pulled through the phone and we were back home.
We crashed onto the floor.
Me: OOF! Ow.
Renee: Man that was close.
We came back into the living room.
Nico: You're all okay!
Gears: Please tell me that you guys took Cthulhu out.
Me: We sure did. This was an epic adventure.
Lola: Boy no kidding.
Twilight Sparkle: Thank goodness you're all okay.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah.
Rainbow Dash: J.D. you have webbed feet?
Me: Yeah it's the reason why I never take off my shoes. I was born with webbed feet. But thank goodness you all are okay.
Lori: What was Cthulhu like?
Me: The ugliest creature I've ever seen. But he was a great golfer. If he weren't so evil he would make a great golfing partner for you Lori.
Lori: Wow! I didn't know he liked to golf.
Me: Yeah.
Renee: But thank goodness he will never bother anyone again.
Nico: Yeah thank goodness.
Mandy: And Billy?
SMASH!
Mandy punched him in the face.
Mandy: That's for endangering the world.
Me: Mandy he has been through enough already.
Sabrina: (Pokemon) Now that Cthulhu is dealt with, what mission are we going on now?
Me: We're going to a cool place called Luna Nova Magic Academy.
Brittney: Wow! I know that place!
Zoe Weathers: Me too! That is the very school we went to.
Brittney: It's where I learned how to use the secrets of dark magic.
Harry Potter: (British Accent) Wow! Is that school like Hogwarts?
Brittney: It's actually much different than Hogwarts. You'll see when we get there.
Me: Neat!
Nico: This is gonna be interesting!
Titania, Blizzard, the Dark Turtles, Scorcher, Firepower, Onyx, Ssserpent, and the U Foes then appeared.
Titania: Can me, Blizzard, the Dark Turtles, Scorcher, Firepower, Onyx, Ssserpent, and the U Foes go with you guys?
Me: You all sure can. You guys weren't affected when Cthulhu was turning everyone into ugly freaks were you?
Onyx: No we weren't.
Scorcher: What was going on that was causing everyone to become like that?
Me: Well Billy and Irwin were messing around with Grim's Phone of Cthulhu and it ended up waking up Cthulhu and he was turning everyone into ugly monsters.
Eli: It was gross and disgusting.
Ets: We had to cut off the communications and phones until it was all resolved.
Me: Smart thinking.
Vector: Whoa! Did you guys defeat Cthulhu?
Me: We sure did.
X-Ray: Thank goodness.
Me: We destroyed him forever and super-hakaied him.
Dark Raph: Good riddance.
Firepower: Thank goodness.
Me: This has been one crazy series of dates for me.
Blizzard: I can tell. But thank goodness you're all okay.
Me: Yeah. Lets head out.
We were off to Luna Nova Academy.
We arrived in Luna Nova Academy in England and it was beautiful.
Cindersaur: It really does look like Hogwarts.
Me: It sure does.
Brittney: Wow! Feels like forever since we were here.
Zoe Weathers: Yeah but those were good times. You guys will love the magic they have here.
We went into the school.
Brittney: You guys are gonna love meeting my friend Akko and her friends. They are awesome.
Me: Cool
We arrived at a dorm and went in and we saw Akko and her friends Lotte, Susy and Professor Ursula.
Dark Leo: Excuse me. Are you Akko?
Dark Mikey: And is there a vending machine around here? I'm getting hungry!
Akko: I don't think there is. (See's us) Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm! Wow it's such an honor to meet you all!
Me: You too Akko. Brittney told us a lot about you.
Brittney: Long time no see Akko.
Akko: Brittney!
They hugged for the first time in like forever.
Brittney: Feels like an eternity huh?
Akko: It sure does.
Lotte: You are looking great Brittney and Zoe wow its been a while.
Zoe Weathers: It sure has been a while and Susy you are looking good.
Susy: (Deadpan) Same to you Zoe.
Prof. Ursula: It's great to have you all here.
Me: It's an honor to be here.
Akko: We're glad you all are here. It's so awesome to have you all here.
Me: Same here.
Slog: Quick question. Did any of you guys get turned into monsters by answering your phones earlier today?
Akko: No we don't even have phones here.
Lotte: Our phones are prohibited here.
Susy: Why do you ask?
Me: Well that is a really ugly story.
I went over everything that happened over the last 18 hours and it was really crazy and weird.
When I was done they were shocked and more!
Prof. Ursula: Cthulhu was unleashed!?
Akko: Who is Cthulhu?
Me: He's the main monster from H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos and he's a wicked and really ugly and terrible being that can drive man mad just by looking or speaking to them.
Nico: Yeah it was crazy! He was turning everyone into ugly tentacled freaks because of a huge telemarketing ring.
Lola: Yeah it was spreading all over the world like wildfire.
Lana: But seeing them turn into freaks like that was cool.
Me: He had a massive telemarketing campaign that was transmogrifying all the people.
Lotte: Whoa! What happened to your shoes J.D.?
Me: We got sucked through the phone and our shoes popped off. Also I never take off my shoes because I was born with webbed feet.
Susy: Interesting.
Vector: I didn't know you had webbed feet J.D.
Me: No one ever asked and it's one of the reasons why I never take my shoes off. But I am a good swimmer.
Lori: Wow.
Carol: That's interesting.
Me: But thank goodness you all weren't affected.
Vapor: It really sucks that you guys can't use phones here.
Vector: But can you guys still communicate with each other in some way?
Akko: Only in our free time.
Susy: Yeah we don't get to use phones but we still hang out in our spare time.
Me: But thank goodness you all didn't get affected by Cthulhu's crazy transmogrification.
Eli: Yeah. You should've seen what everyone in Endsville looked like when they were Cthulhuized.
Akko: I'm not sure I want to find out.
Luna Loud: Yeah it was crazy dudes.
Princess Luna: It was ugly too.
Snowdrop: I couldn't see what they looked like because I'm blind but I felt what they looked like because of their auras.
Gari: Yeah it was crazy.
Nico: But thank goodness that everyone is all right.
Akko: Yeah. Well we are honored that you all are here. Lets give you all the tour.
Muscle Man: (to Akko) Hey, Akko. You know who else likes using magic?
Akko: Who?
Muscle Man: My mom!
We laughed at his joke.
Nico: Funny!
She and her friends did so and we saw everything around the castle.
Gilda: This place is actually similar to Hogwarts.
Akko: It sure is except it's much different than Hogwarts.
Susy: But the magic and lessons here is much more advanced than what Hogwarts has.
Me: I'll say and I know a lot about magic. We learned so much from it.
Akko: Neat. What can you do?
Me: Watch.
I fired a beam of red magic and formed a tree in the courtyards into a pizza tree.
Me: Ta-da!
Akko: Oh wow!
Me: That's nothing. Watch this!
I fired several more beams of red magic and formed a bunch of chicken wing bushes, meat bushes and even bread bushes.
I blew smoke off my finger.
Akko: WOW! That was so cool!
Me: That was just a sample of what we learned.
Nico: Yep.
Susy: That's impressive.
Maria: I just hope there are no snake wizard assholes here. (to Ssserpent) No offense.
Ssserpent: None taken. I don't use magic to fight so I know who you're talking about.
Akko: Who are you are talking about?
Me: Well have you ever heard of an evil wizard named (Dramatic Tone) Lord Voldemort?!
THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP! CAT YOWLS! BLOODCURDLING SCREAM!
Akko: Who is Voldemort?
Susy: I've heard of him! He was the worst wizard that ever lived.
Lola: Yeah he and his followers were monsters!
Laney: They were the meanest monsters ever known.
Akko: What were they known for?
Me: Voldemort and his followers were a cult of Pureblood Supremacist Dark Wizards called the Death Eaters and they were evil wizards that wanted to exterminate all half-blood and muggleborn wizards and wipe out the entire human race so that Pureblood Wizards can rule the world in the name of evil. 7.3 billion innocent people were in danger.
Nico: What they were doing took Genocide and Racism to the extreme on a whole new level.
I went over the histories of Voldemort and his followers and it was NOT PRETTY. I told them everything down to the last detail starting with Salazar Slytherin and then Voldemort and all of his followers and it was shocking!
When I was finished they were horrified and shocked!
Akko: That's insane!
Me: Yeah it was just absolutely sickening and pure evil.
Nico: That is right. What Voldemort and his followers did make even the worst dictators in the world look like a joke.
Beastbox: A lot of the Slytherin students believed in Voldemort's goals and were racist towards other students as a result.
Me: And they REALLY pissed us off.
Scorcher: Maria, Nico, and May actually did teach three racist students a lesson. And it was also the first time that the three of them found out that they had a lot in common with Riku, Sora, and Kairi respectively.
Nico: That is right.
Me: That's right I remember that. Draco Malfoy, Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle. They were very loyal to the goals of Salazar Slytherin. Bunch of racist jerks.
Abbe: Those guys sounded like they were nothing but trouble.
Me: They sure were. And I hate people like that with a vengeance. Everything that Voldemort and his followers did makes me so mad that it makes my blood boil.
I clenched my fist so tight that blood poured from my knuckles and burned a hole through the floor.
Me: Sorry about that. Also me and Zoey beat up a bunch of racist asswipers that follow an enemy of mine that I am helping the FBI and CIA bring to justice.
Akko: You mean Trump?
Me: Yeah the very same guy.
Lotte: I've heard about Trump. He is a monster!
Susy: He sure is.
Zoe Weathers: Yeah he is a monster and a traitor.
Brittney: Yeah he sure is.
Me: Yep.
Wingspan: I just hope you guys have no one like Voldemort here.
Abbe: No we don't thank goodness.
Me: Well that's a relief. The Supreme High Council of Magic has made all forms of Dark Magic in schools like Hogwarts illegal as hell. Punishment is expulsion and stripping of magic and eternal imprisonment in the Comet Lovejoy Prison with a terrible curse.
Prof. Ursula: What kind of curse?
Me: Eternal life without eternal youth. I call that a fate worse than death.
Abbe: That's horrifying!
Me: Yeah it is. Speaking of enemies do you girls have any enemies that you all need help dealing with?
Abbe: As a matter of fact yes we do.
Nico: Before we get into that, what is the Supreme High Council of Magic?
Me: After we killed Voldemort and his cronies I brought back the Ministry of Magic and with the help of us we formed the Supreme High Council of Magic, it's a very powerful tribunal that is a combination of the British Court Systems, The Ministry of Magic and us.
Nico: Oh I get it. That's interesting.
Me: Yep.
Blizzard: So, which villain of yours is active at the moment?
Abbe: Her name is Vajarois.
Brittney: Vajarois the Ghost of Grief? I remember her.
Zoe Weather: Me too and I feel sorry for her.
Me: What is her story?
Brittney: She went through a lot ever since 2nd Century B.C.
Brittney told us all about her history.
Previously Vajarois was a cheerful girl from a royal family around the 2nd century BC who was blessed with good friends and had a happy life, but by having fallen into depression for losing her friends, she ate the Seed of Sorrow to never forget them and was cursed to be a vicious ghost creature.
For 1600 years, at midnight of the Samhain Festival, Vajarois woke up to devour the sacrifices given by Luna Nova Magical Academy and stay asleep until the next festival in hopes to appease her spirit. The sacrifices were expelled unharmed soon after.
Unfortunately, as Akko discovered, instead of appeasing her, this only prolonged her suffering and sadness for the entertainment of the audience, and the only solution to end her misery was by removing the Seed of Sorrow within her.
Eventually, the knowledge of the cause of her suffering was lost but could be found in her vestige, stored in the Luna Nova Archives. The vestige, being so ancient, contains a faerie which can reveal the truth. It resembles half of a nutshell and is identified by a plaque. A flashforward of Vajarois is shown to Akko when the second Word of Arcturus is revived.
When Akko and her team are given the task of being the "sacrifice" during the Samhain Festival, the teachers show her a projection of how Vajarois devours the chosen teams on each holiday, to the horror of Akko and the amusement of the other students.
She appears in her ghost form when the midnight bells of the Samhain Festival sound. Akko, Sucy, and Lotte are chosen as the group of sacrifice for Vajarois, but instead of letting themselves devoured, they make a great fun show to make her happy in an attempt to free her from her curse, but this does not work because of the Seed of Sorrow. When Vajarois finally devours them, all three, following the advice of Ursula, managed to expel the Seed of Sorrow of her body when they are consumed and releasing her of the curse, putting an end of her seemingly eternal suffering once and for all at cost of the tradition and being disqualified. Before she disappears, Vajarois' spirit thanks the girls for releasing her with a smile and a bow.
When she was done we were shocked!
Me: Oh man! Poor girl.
Varie: Yeah she is a cursed spirit that did not deserve this.
Eli: Poor girl. She needs to be free from her pain and all that.
Lola: Yeah and she's a princess.
Azula: She does not deserve this kind of fate.
Lola: Yeah. But we can help you guys free her.
Akko: Oh thank you guys!
Slugfest: Where's Vajarois right now?
Abbe: She appears in our school courtyard at night.
Me: Then we'll have to wait for her to show up.
Nico: Okay.
We waited till dark and when midnight came we heard an eerie moan and out came VAJAROIS!
Akko: Vajarois!
Vajarois: What do you want from me?
Akko: To free you.
Blizzard: And we're going to free you ourselves if we have to.
Vajarois: (to the Masters of Evil members) It's almost sad how this generation of villains turned out. Mere helpers to Team Loud Phoenix Storm whenever they run off to be stupid heroes. Zemo would be ashamed if he saw you all right now.
Onyx: (growls) Well, I'm sorry if we all can't be murderous psychopaths like Zemo!
Nico: Not all villains are evil like Zemo you know!
Me: That's right. Some villains are good and others are not. And it's those other villains that deserve nothing short of death.
Eli: Yeah! Monsters like Cthulhu and all those guys.
Ets: Yeah that's right!
Barricade: (points blaster at Vajarois) Just stand down, okay? We don't want this getting messy.
Vajarois: You can't kill me. I'm a ghost.
Me: No but we can save you from this monster that you were turned into because of this curse.
Brittney: That's right! You didn't deserve this kind of fate.
Brittney fired a wave of light and it hit Vajarois and freed her from the horrible curse she had on her for over 2,000 years! Vajarois was a girl with long pink hair and a fair complexion. She wore a white dress with a teal sash and a golden crown.
Lola: Wow! Vajarois you are beautiful!
Vajarois: I'm free now thanks to you all.
Brittney and Vajarois hugged.
Vajarois: Thank you.
Brittney: You're welcome.
Firepower: (to Vajarois) Look, I can't say much about me and my team. But J.D. and the others can relate to the pain you've been through.
Me: That's right. I walked this world for 150 millennia and it was not pretty.
Nico: Yeah we all went through so much over the years.
Eli: Yeah. All of our stories are different. Some are good and some are bad.
Nunnally: That's right.
Batman: I can relate to what you've been through, Vajarois. When I was young, Joe Chill gunned down my parents in front of me.
Lana: And I helped bring that monster to justice.
Nico: My entire race was destroyed by a ruthless galactic tyrant.
Naruto: My entire village hated me out of spite for something that happened on the night I was born.
Sasuke: My entire clan was butchered in cold blood because of the corruption of my village's council.
Me: Most of us all have many backgrounds that are dark.
Vajarois: That's terrible! You all went through so much!
Me: That's putting it mildly.
Then a blob of darkness came out of Vajarois and formed into her ghost form, DARK VAJAROIS!
Dark Vajarois: (Demonic Voice) You all are gonna pay for your crimes!
Me: You are the one that is going to pay for your crimes!
Nico: YEAH!
Madame Masque, Cluemaster, Silver Samurai, Spot, Girder, Black Spider, Multiplex, Turtle, Rex Goodwin, Jellax and Carly Atlas then appeared!
Me: Madame Masque, Cluemaster, Silver Samurai, Spot, Girder, Black Spider, Multiplex, Turtle, Rex Goodwin, Jellax and Carly Atlas.
Jellax: Looks like the fun has begun.
Silver Samurai: Good to see you all here.
Madam Masque: Vypra wasn't kidding. Luna Nova Magic Academy really is similar to Hogwarts.
May: (laughs) I know, right?
Cluemaster: It's a pleasure to meet you, Akko.
Akko: The pleasure's all ours.
Silver Samurai: (sees Vajarois) And it seems that Vajarois is under control
Spot: (sees Dark Vajarois) Um... I don't think we're out of the woods yet.
Me: She just separated from her.
Dark Vajarois: And now you all will be consumed by me.
Me: Don't count on it.
Lola: Yeah!
Mysticon and Al of SPD then appeared!
Me: Mysticon and Al back for round 2.
Mysticon: Yep.
Jack Landors: (laughs) Now, why are we not surprised to see you two here again?
SPD Mysticon: Can you blame us? This academy teaches magic. And magic is what me and Al use!
Me: So we have seen. This is gonna be fun.
Laney: Like it always is.
Then a scary and eerie groan was heard and a glowing figure came out. It was THE GHOST OF CAPTAIN CUTLER!
Shaggy: ZOINKS! It's the Ghost of Captain Cutler!
Twilight Sparkle: He looks creepy.
Rainbow Dash: What was he known for?
Qin: He was really Captain Cutler who faked his death. He was stealing fancy yachts from a harbor to paint and sell for a huge amount of money. He and his wife both did it. They were busted and got 20 to 30 years in prison.
Applejack: And then life right?
Qin: Nope. They both died of natural causes in prison.
Applejack: Oh man.
Me: I know. Akko you and your friends are in for an awesome show.
Akko: Cool!
Me: Lets get it on!
We powered up and went at them!
Battle 1: Timmy Turner, Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena, Joe Shimamura, Brock, Misty (Pokemon), Lt. Surge, Erica, Sabrina (Pokemon) and Molly Hale VS Madame Masque
Madame Masque was first.
Madame Masque: (to Timmy) I bet Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof like it at Luna Nova Magic Academy already.
Timmy Turner: You bet they would.
Cosmo: Yeah we would.
Wanda: It's a really magnificent place to learn magic.
Poof: It sure is.
Twilight Sparkle: I felt like I was a kid in a candy store here wanting to learn all about all the magic here and read all the books.
Thunder Sparkle: Yeah it was so cool seeing everything here.
Luster Dawn: Yeah it was awesome!
Madame Masque: I'll bet. Did J.D. and the girls have fun on his dates over the last 5 days?
Princess Cadance: They sure did.
Princess Amore: They thrashed a bunch of Trump supporting bounty hunters in a bar.
Flurry Heart: Roughed up a bunch of criminals in Paris.
Lilly Crystal: Learned about England's history and stopped a thief trying to steal the crown jewels.
Cloud Star: Kicked Jared Nomak's butt and destroyed him.
Minuette: And just recently they destroyed Cthulhu.
Twinkleshine: Yeah they all went on amazing and awesome adventures and dates.
Lemon Hearts: You should have seen what they went through it was so much fun.
Moondancer: But they all had a really fun time.
Madame Masque: I'm glad they all did. I see the theme for your group is the Kanto Gym Leaders.
Brock: Yep it sure is. We haven't recruited the Fuschia City and Cinnabar Island gym leaders yet.
Misty: And Giovanni who is the Vermillion City Gym Leader and boss of Team Rocket is dead and banished to the Warp forever.
Lt. Surge: Good riddance baby.
Erica: Yeah he deserved it.
Sabrina: He sure did.
Madame Masque: One day you will meet the rest of them. Lets do it!
She pulled out her gun and went at them and they dodged her blasts and smashed her down.
Spyro: All right!
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah that was great!
Timmy: AWESOME!
Battle 2: Aang, Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Triple Berry, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Jet Link, Katara, Toph, Zuko, Sokka, Flamefeather and Cindersaur VS Cluemaster
Cluemaster was next.
Cluemaster: (to Aang) Luna Nova Magic Academy does have similarities to Hogwarts.
Aang: It sure does. It's amazing that it has all that.
Sunset Shimmer: One of the major differences is that it has no evil wizards like Voldemort and his followers to terrorize and murder innocent people.
Phoenix Shimmer: Yeah those guys were monsters.
Triple Berry: Anyone that kills people because of how they were born has no right to call himself human.
Pepperdance: That's putting it mildly.
Cayenne: Yeah we heard about everything that Voldemort and his followers did and they are ultimate evil.
Cluemaster: You got that right. What a bunch of monsters.
Katara: Yeah they are sick.
Zuko: No kidding.
Cluemaster: You got that right. Lets do it!
He went at them and punched and kicked at them and they dodged his strikes and blasted him with elemental blasts and smashed him down.
Aang: YEAH!
Sunset Shimmer: That was awesome!
Battle 3: Jayden Shiba, Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sour Sweet, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders, Françoise, Samurai Jack, Ashi, Scotsman, Slog and Wildfly VS Silver Samurai
Silver Samurai was next.
Silver Samurai: (to Jayden) Did J.D. have fun going on dates with the Mew Mew Girls?
Jayden: He sure did and they did it all.
Rainbow Dash: It was awesome! They thrashed a bunch of Trump followers at a biker bar.
Storm Rainbow: Thrashed criminals in Paris.
Lightning Dust: Stopped thieves trying to make off with the Crown Jewels of England.
Tornado Bolt: Pulverized Simon Phoenix in Los Angeles.
Scootaloo: Destroyed the vampire abomination Jared Nomak.
Rumble: And just recently they killed Cthulhu and stopped him from turning everyone into ugly tentacled monsters.
Flash Magnus: Yeah that was crazy.
Scotsman: (Scottish accent) Aye that was really crazy laddies.
Silver Samurai: No kidding. But thank goodness they are all all right.
Jayden: Yeah.
Silver Samurai: Lets do it!
Silver Samurai unsheathed his sword and went at them and they clashed violently and slashed and blasted him all over the place and smashed him down.
Jayden: That was great!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Battle 4: Ed Grant, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders, Albert Heinrich, Hulk, She-Hulk, Red She-Hulk, Gilda and Stygian VS Spot
Spot was next.
Spot: (to Ed Grant) It was a good idea for J.D. to go on dates with the Mew Mew girls for the last 5 days.
Ed Grant: It sure was and the adventures they went on were really awesome.
Applejack: Yeah they were. Coincidentally me and Lincoln were having a date too and Lincoln and me helped J.D. trash all those thugs at that bar.
Apple Bloom: Yeah sis! They deserve it too.
Thunderbird Apple: You got that right! I am glad all those thugs that follow Trump are now in prison where they belong.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. Thank goodness they are in prison now.
Hulk: Hulk agree.
Spot: Good. Lets get it on!
Spot fired waves of spots and they dodged them and blasted and smashed him down all over.
Ed: All right!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Battle 5: Roach (Supernoobs), Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders, Geronimo Jr., Marina, Shope, Kevin, Tyler, Amy, Squawktalk and Beastbox VS Girder
Girder was next.
Girder: (to Roach) Good thing none of my team touched a single phone during Cthulhu's reign of terror.
Roach: That's because your phone lines are only linked to ours or your groups.
Girder: That's true.
Rarity: Cthulhu would never attempt to contact all of you even if he wanted to.
Emerald Shine: You said it mom.
Topaz Flare: Yeah he had it coming from J.D. and everyone.
Sweetie Belle: He brought all his crimes on himself.
Mistmane: He sure did. I'm glad he is gone forever.
Marina: Me too.
Amy: Same here.
Girder: Me too. Lets do it!
Girder went at them and punched and kicked at them and they dodged his strikes and smashed and blasted him down.
Roach: AW YEAH!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Battle 6: Jenny Wakeman, Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders, Chang Chengku, Scooby Doo, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne, Freddy, Crystal, Amber, Scrappy, Pounce and Wingspan VS Black Spider
Black Spider was next.
Black Spider: (to Jenny) I didn't think someone like Cthulhu was even into prank calls.
Jenny: We didn't either and he also had a nasty and huge telemarketing ring.
Pinkie Pie: I don't like those telemarketers.
Little Cheese: Me neither. They are a dang nuisance.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) Yes they sure are.
Freddy: They drive people crazy.
Shaggy: Like yeah.
Black Spider: Yeah I don't like telemarketers either. Lets do it!
Black Spider went at them and they blasted and smashed him all over and smashed him down.
Jenny: YEAH!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Battle 7: Rex Salazar, Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Life Skylanders, Pyunma, Circe, Cricket, Tuck, Skwydd, Slugfest and Overkill VS Multiplex
Multiplex was next.
Multiplex: (to Rex) I feel bad for what Vajarois went through.
Rex: I do too. She was cursed in my opinion with a fate worse than death.
Fluttershy: Yeah it was not right that she would go through all that.
Mirage Daffodil: That is so unfair that she went through all that.
Toola-Roola: Yeah she did nothing to deserve all that.
Mage Meadowbrook: Yeah poor girl.
Circe: That is so sad.
Multiplex: It sure is. Lets do it!
He made 20 clones and they blasted them all over the place and smashed him down.
Rex: YEAH!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Battle 8: Hikaru Akatsuki, Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Sir Great Britain, Mega Man, Roll, Dr. Light (Mega Man), Barricade and Blackout VS Turtle (DC)
Turtle was next.
Turtle: (to Hikaru) Vajarois would be perfect for the Redemption Squad.
Hikaru: I agree with you completely on that.
Starlight Glimmer: After everything that happened to her she needs her life back.
Starburst Aurora: Yeah she needs a fresh start after over 2,000 years of being cursed.
Fireheart Flame: Yeah poor girl.
Cozy Glow: She went through a nightmare.
Clover the Clever: She sure did. Poor girl.
Mega Man: It's awful she went through all that.
Roll: No kidding Mega.
Turtle: I agree with you all. Poor girl. Lets do it!
Turtle went at them and was like a speeding cannonball and they dodged him and blasted him all over the place and smashed him down.
Hikaru: YEAH!
Starlight Glimmer: That was awesome!
Battle 9: Brittney Knudson, Princess Celestia, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Alt. Chrysalis, Light Skylanders, Goths of Darkness, Nico, Vegeta, Goku, Gabriel and Nathalie VS Rex Goodwin
Rex Goodwin was next.
Rex Goodwin: Thank goodness you all weren't turned into ugly monsters.
Brittney: You're telling me. Those monsters we saw on TV were hideously ugly.
Princess Celestia: Yeah they sure were. It was gross and awful.
Lucy Loud: I liked how they looked.
Nico: They were gross though.
Rex: Yeah. Lets do it!
Rex fired blasts of purple fire and they dodged it and smashed him down.
Brittney: Darkness falls!
Princess Celestia: Awesome!
Battle 10: Haiku, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Dark Skylanders, Neptune Crusaders, Galaxy Man and Astro Man VS Carly Atlas
Carly Atlas was next.
Carly Atlas: I didn't know that Brittney went to school here to learn magic.
Haiku: It's really cool that she did.
Princess Luna: A most amazing thing to learn from.
Snowdrop: It sure is. We think it's cool too.
Gari: Yeah it is.
Ink Rose: I think so too.
Varie: That's my darkness angel.
Carly Atlas: It sure is cool. Lets do it!
Carly fired orange fire and they dodged the blasts and blasted her all over with darkness blasts and smashed her down.
Haiku: All right!
Princess Luna: A victory worthy of the night.
Battle 11: SPD Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Mysticons, Lola and Lana VS Mysticon and Al
Mysticon and Al were next.
Jack Landors: Lets do it!
S.P.D. Rangers: READY! S.P.D. EMERGENCY!
They transformed.
Jack: "ONE! S.P.D. Red Ranger!"
Sky: "TWO! S.P.D. Blue Ranger!"
Bridge: "THREE! S.P.D. Green Ranger!"
Z: "FOUR! S.P.D. Yellow Ranger!"
Sydney: "FIVE! S.P.D. Pink Ranger!"
Doggie: "Defender of the galaxy! S.P.D. Shadow Ranger!"
Sam: Force from the future! S.P.D. Omega Ranger!"
Kat: "S.P.D. Kat Ranger!"
Nova: Force from the future! S.P.D. Nova Ranger!"
All: "Rangers ready! Space Patrol Delta, Defenders of Earth!"
Jack: Power Rangers...
(sirens wailing)
All: S.P.D.!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! S.P.D.!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the SPD Rangers too!
Zarya: Awesome!
Arkayna: Yeah this is gonna be good!
Piper: YEAH!
Lola: Lets get them!
Lana: JUDGEMENT MODE!
Lana pulled out an SPD Morpher and a timer came on and 1 minute later a Red X came on.
Lana: GUILTY!
SPD Rangers: DELTA ENFORCERS!
They all fired energy blasts and trapped Mysticon and Al in Containment Cards.
Lana: YEAH!
Piper: Like Nico says, Mysticon and Al you both have failed this universe again!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
Battle 12: Triple Berry VS Ghost of Captain Cutler
The Ghost of Captain Cutler was next.
Ghost: (Eerie Moan)
Triple Berry: You don't scare me water boy!
Triple Berry fired waves of fruit and smashed him down!
Battle 13: Emma (ELGVTWD), Newt (Aliens) and Suzie & Alicia Berricks VS Jellax.
Jellax was next.
Jellax: So what's the theme of this group?
Emma (ELGVTWD): J.D. calls it Children Survivors of Nightmares. I'm a survivor of a Zombie Apocalypse.
Newt: I survived the attack of Xenomorphs on planet LV-426.
Suzie Berricks: And me and Alicia survived the nightmare of the Necromorphs on the U.S.G. Ishimura.
Jellax: That's a great theme idea. You all went through a lot.
Emma (ELGVTWD): We sure did. It was horrible.
Jellax: Indeed. Lets get it on.
She formed her hands into blades and Emma and group fired blasts of light and fire and energy and smashed her down.
Emma: YEAH!
We regrouped and were facing Dark Vajarois.
Me: Time for this ghost to go away.
Troy: Time to get rid of you for good!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Sun Flare Squad!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Sun Vulcan Rangers!
Me: Time to send you back to the Ghost Zone!
Danny Phantom: We're going Ghost!
Danny, Dani and Lincoln turned into their Phantom Forms!
We went at Dark Vajarois and blasted her all over the place with energy and magic blasts and smashed her all over the place with incredible fury and power.
Earthworm Jim: EAT DIRT DARK GHOST OF DEPRESSION! (BLASTS DARK VAJAROIS ALL OVER!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ed Cowart: EAT DIRT DARK GHOST OF NEGATIVITY! (BLASTS DARK VAJAROIS ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ets: Take this one! GHOST TECH STYLE NINJA ART: FURY OF THE GHOST PIRATES!
Ets fired a wave of energy and fired a ghost pirate ship and the ship smashed her down.
Vortex, Jessie, Nurse Joy and Gears used the Earth Cyber Planet Key and it enhanced Vortex's glue gun, Jessie's Pokemon and her powers, Nurse Joy and her powers and Gears strength 100-fold.
Vortex and Jessie (Pokemon): GLUE POKEMON SLIME BLAST!
Nurse Joy and Gears: SMASHING GEAR BOULDER SHOWER!
Vortex and Jessie fired waves of energy and glue and Nurse Joy fired waves of energy and gears and Gears fired boulders.
Me, Akko, Lotte, Susy and Professor Ursula and the Mew Mew Girls: MAGICAL ENERGY ULTRA BARRAGE!
We fired energy and magic blasts and they hit Dark Vajarois and smashed her down.
Danny Phantom: Time to suck you in!
Danny sucked her into the Fenton Thermos!
Me: Got her!
Lotte: You guys were really amazing!
Girder: (laughs) We were, weren't we?
Black Spider: Let's not forget that Vajarois is free from her inner demons.
Multiplex: And she's on the verge of starting a better life.
Turtle: (to Vajarois) Like I said, you can be a perfect member for the Redemption Squad.
Vajarois: And you are right about that. I'm sorry I was a bad girl like that.
Me: It's not your fault Vajarois. You were cursed with a fate worse than death. But we freed you.
Lola: Yeah you did nothing to deserve this.
Vajarois: Thank you all so much.
Me: You're welcome.
Akko: (To the viewers) This was a magical adventure. Hope you all love the next one as much as we all will.
Me: I know I will.
We went back home. We later had dinner and went to bed.
THE END
Another awesome adventure done.
Little Witch Academia is a great show on NetFlix and it was really awesome! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, Etstheclarencefan, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, ninjakingofhearts and Nflemingful gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Get ready for an epic and awesome action packed adventure as we take on the Evil Emperor Tulpa and his minions of the Netherrealm as we help the Ronin Warriors destroy him once and for all and make him pay for his crimes and make sure he never touches the world or the 9 armors.
See you all tomorrow.
