In Bulgaria we were having fun in a local park.
Sandman: Another nice day at the park.
Me: Boy you said it Flint and it's cool because we're having fun in Bulgaria.
Svilen: (Bulgarian Accent) Glad you all are liking my native lands.
Nico: It's beautiful.
Laney: It sure is. It's just as beautiful as Germany or any part of Europe.
Carolyn Hope: It sure is pretty.
Lana: I'll say.
Then we heard a really eerie noise.
Me: (Gulp) What was that?
Svilen: It came from that cave.
Me: From Makura Caves? That is a popular cave here in Bulgaria.
Eli: We better go check it out.
Ets: Yeah.
Shaggy: Like g-g-g-g-g-go in there!? No way! There's no way we're going into that cave!
Scooby Doo: And you can't make us!
I grabbed Shaggy and Scooby and lifted them up.
Shaggy: Like they made us Scoob.
We went into the cave and it was a beautiful sight and it was amazing and geologicially well made.
Me: Wow! What a cave.
Laney: It's beautiful.
Lola: It sure is.
Rarity: I wonder if there are any jewels in here that I can use for my next fashion line.
Me: If there are we'll find them.
We heard the noise again and it was louder.
Me: We're getting closer.
Shaggy: (Whimpering) Like can we go home now?
Me: You two are such a pair of chickens.
Scooby and Shaggy clucked like chickens.
Eddy: Don't get Ed going.
Ed: I love chickens Eddy.
Eddy: Shut up Ed.
Luan: But the way they cluck like them is funny.
Eddy: It sure is.
We saw black mist on the cave floor and then it formed into a Darkrai!
Murray: Darkrai? (sighs in relief) Don't scare us like that. We thought you were a monster in the cave.
Darkrai: (Through Telepathy) Uh I'm right behind you Murray and that wasn't me.
Me: It was coming from this Darkrai.
Darkrai 2: (Through Telepathy) (Woman's Voice In a Russian Accent) Sorry to scare you all like this.
Me: Oh no worries.
Dayna: I know that voice. Natalia? Is that you?
Darkrai 2: Yes Dayna it's me.
Me: Whoa man! You're the Darkrai Gene-Slammer we were hoping to find.
Darkrai 2: How did you know that?
Me: Funny you should ask. We mentioned that if there was a Darkrai Gene-Slammer we would find one.
Yuna: Yeah.
Olga: Natalia we are so glad you are all right.
Me: But what were you doing when you were slammed?
Natalia: I was just minding my own business at home when suddenly I was hit with a dart. I had a stomachache and went to take a nap. Next thing I knew I looked like this.
Lola: That's awful.
Cutthroat: Have you been hiding out at this cave the whole time?
Darkrai 2: Yes where no one can see the monster that I have become.
Olga: Natalia you are not the only one that was turned into a Pokemon because of Team Rocket.
Carolyn Hope: That's right Natalia. There are many others that have been gene-slammed and turned into Pokemon. I was turned into a Dialga.
Olivia: I was turned into a Palkia.
Lenalda: And I was turned into a Giratina.
The Pokemon Gene-Slammers revealed what they can turn into.
Darkrai 2: Wow! That's amazing.
Me: Natalia, I can revert you back and give you the ability to transform at will. And you will have all of Darkrai's powers.
Darkrai 2: Oh wow!
Dayna: It will be awesome having you join the club.
Me: Yep. But it is gonna be really painful.
Darkrai 2: It will be worth it.
Me: Okay. Boys cover your eyes.
They did so.
I pulled out my blind man glasses and put them on.
Me: Here we go Natalia.
I snapped my fingers and Natalia was in excruciating pain. She got her purple hair back and she had the body of a goddess.
Natalia: IT HURTS SO MUCH!
Tracks: At least no perverts will see you in this cave.
Me: Uh don't be so sure.
Eli: I sense that Jiraiya is here.
Lola: WHY THAT LITTLE!
As soon as it stopped Jiraiya laughed hysterically and he had a launching nosebleed and then…
CRASH!
He crashed head on into the cave ceiling.
Nicole then piled onto Jiraiya and pulverized him into pulp.
Me: Fashion Squad move in.
They did so and gave Natalia new awesome clothes. She had an awesome purple Chinese shirt, purple gloves and a beautiful purple jeweled skirt and purple boots.
Varie: You can look now.
We looked and we saw that Natalia had amazing clothes on and they were beautiful.
Lola: Wow! Love your new clothes Natalia.
Natalia saw me form a mirror and she saw herself and was amazed.
Natalia: Wow! I look amazing.
Dayna: Glad you're back Natalia.
Natalia: Same here Dayna.
The 4 friends all hugged.
Narrator: The city of Gotha-
(He is interrupted by a very agitated Mayor as the camera pulls back to show the scene framed in the office window.)
Mayor: Never mind all that hoo-ha! I got an emergency! (picking up hotline) Team Loud Phoenix Storm, help!
(Freeze frame of two men robbing a bank; they resemble Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble.)
Mayor: (voice-over) The bank is being burgled by barefoot bandits!
(Freeze frame of all of us beating the robbers into submission.)
Mayor: (voice-over) Oh... thanks. (In the office, he calls again.) Team Loud Phoenix Storm, help!
(Freeze frame of a dinosaur in the city streets; it breathes fire as townspeople panic.)
Mayor: (voice-over) A dinosaur is destroying downtown!
(Freeze frame of Buttercup and Bubbles tying the beast's legs in a knot while Blossom uses her ice breath and the Ice Power members using their ice powers on it.)
Mayor: (voice-over) Uh... thank you. (In the office, he calls again.) Team Loud Phoenix Storm, help!
(Freeze frame of a large, ugly girl in a baby-doll dress, carrying buckets of jewelry; She is based on Jill from Jack and Jill.)
Mayor: (voice-over) Jewels are being jacked by Jill!
(Freeze frame of the girls beating the robber with the buckets.)
Mayor: (voice-over) Uh... thanks. (In the office, he calls again.) Team Loud Phoenix Storm!… Team Loud Phoenix Storm!… Team Loud Phoenix Storm!…
(The line echoes as the screen is tiled with smaller images of the Mayor holding the phone. We were REALLY busy helping out and stopping crimes and all that. It was mostly robbers that were parodies of our favorite characters. Cut to an extreme close-up of him wiping his forehead, then pull back to show him at his desk.)
Mayor: Pheeeew! What a day, eh, Ms. Bellum?
(The camera pulls back again on the end of this line, and we see the back of a fat woman with curly red-orange hair and wearing a red dress. The strings of an apron are tied at her waist. The Mayor does a double take when he sees that this is not Ms. Bellum, his trusted assistant.)
Mayor: Who the heck are you?!
(Across the desk, we see the woman. Her face is repulsive at best: a hairy chin, big nose with a wart on it, serious five o'clock shadow. She has a mop and bucket next to her.)
Cleaning lady: (surly) I'm the nighttime cleaning staff.
Mayor: Well, you're in kinda early, then. We don't pay overtime, you know.
Cleaning lady: It's 11:30.
Time Sure Flew By.
Mayor: 11:30?! (laughing) Well, I guess time sure flies when I'm keeping my fair city safe. (Stay on him.)
Cleaning lady: (from o.c.) You clod! (leaning into view across the desk) Do you really believe that you are responsible for keeping this town safe?! You, little man, are nothing but a political beard hiding behind the real head of this town!
Mayor: (stammering) Uh- Who? Ms. Bellum?
Cleaning lady: (backing off) No! Team Loud Phoenix Storm! They're the ones busting their butts and risking their lives out there in the mess, while you sit here in the comfort of your easy chair!
Mayor: (stammering) Uh- Well, I do the phone thingy…
Cleaning lady: (sarcastically, walking away) Oh! Well, pardon me! If anything should happen to your dialing finger!
(The door slams behind her, then opens a moment later. She sticks her head in.)
Cleaning lady: P.S., I didn't vote for you.
(The door slams again. Cut to the Mayor, now boiling mad.)
Mayor: Ooh, I'll show her! (reaching for hotline) I'll have Team Loud Phoenix Storm beat her up!
(He picks up the receiver and flexes his fingers, but stops himself from pushing the button. It is at this moment he realizes she is right. A disgruntled look comes into his eye as he hangs up. Long pause. We see the phone flung against the wall, smashing to pieces, as the Mayor screams off-camera. He has just snapped. He slams his head on the desk and begins tearing up the office and pulling his own hair out. Slow pan across the room; everything is now in shambles, and the Mayor is lying on the floor in the middle of the destruction. Fade to black.)
(Snap to the office door. It opens and Ms. Bellum steps in, carrying a cup of coffee. She gasps and drops the cup when she sees the wrecked room and the Mayor at the remains of his desk.)
Ms. Bellum: Mayor, are you all right?!
Mayor: (almost raving) All right? All right?! I feel great! In fact, I've never felt better IN MY LIFE! I'm glad you're here, Ms. Bellum, 'cause it's time to get to work!
Ms. Bellum: Work? What work? All you ever do is sit around calling the Power-
Mayor: ENOUGH OF YOUR SILLY TALK! It's time to seize the helm, baby! (He grunts and does a low hand-pump.)
Ms. Bellum: Uh- Do you want me to leave for that?
Mayor: To the roof, my good woman!
(He jumps down off the desk and climbs the stairs. Cut to the roof; a hatch opens and he steps out, laughing, with Ms. Bellum behind him.)
Ms. Bellum: Mayor, where are we going?
Mayor: Patience, woman, you'll know soon enough!
(We see a hot-air balloon tethered to the roof. It has a purple and yellow check pattern and is decorated with ribbons and sashes.)
Mayor: (from o.c.) Behold... the Dirigible! Oh, gosh, she's a beauty... (Back to him and Ms. Bellum.)
Ms. Bellum: Mayor, what's about to happen?
Mayor: I'm glad you asked that question, Ms. Bellum. What's about to happen is, I... (Pull back to show the skyline, with them on the roof.) ...THE MAYOR OF GOTHAM ROYAL YORK... (Close-up.) ...am embarking on a new deal! No longer will I sit on my rear and have others doing my work! For I... (Pull back.) ...THE MAYOR OF THE GOTHAM ROYAL YORK... (Close-up.) ...will defend my precious city from the likes of evil criminals! Because I am... (Pull back.) ...THE MAYOR OF GOTHAM ROYAL YORK! (Close-up.) Keep an eye on things for me, Ms. Bellum.
(He jumps into the balloon and ducks down, coming up in a WWI aviator helmet and bomber jacket.)
Ms. Bellum: (from o.c.) Oh, no. (stepping into view, climbing in) I can't let you go into this crazy thing alone! (He starts to undo the tether.)
Mayor: As you wish. You can be my trusty sidekick! (The rope falls free.) And away we go!
(The mouth of the balloon, which hid Ms. Bellum's face when she climbed in, will do so for the rest of this episode. The balloon floats up o.c. Pan across the city as it moves along.)
Mayor: Whoo-hoo! Higher! Farther! Faster! Citizens of Townsville, do not fear! Your Mayor is here! From up here I can see everything! All of Gotham Royal York will be under my watchful eye!
Ms. Bellum: But, sir, what could you possibly do to protect Townsville while floating at the mercy of every stray wind in a hopelessly unguidable hot-air balloon?
Mayor: (sneering) Well, I'll show you, Ms. Smarty Face! (He rummages around.)
Ms. Bellum: (to herself) "Smarty Face?"
Mayor: (to himself) I got it stashed right down here somewhere…
(He comes up with a spyglass.)
Mayor: The opening chapter in a book called "Justice"! (He puts it to his eye and begins to look around.) With this new-fangled close-up seeing contraption, I can close in on despicable crime-committers committing crimes despicably!
(He rummages around again for a moment.)
Mayor: And with this!
(He holds up a boxing glove on an extendable arm. Close-up of this.)
Mayor: (from o.c.) The closing chapter in a book called "Justice"! (Pull back.) I call this baby... (He extends the arm, scaring a bird away.) (POW!) ..."The Equalizer!" (shaking his fist at the spot he just punched) Bullseye!
(Cut to the view through his spyglass as he scans the town.)
Mayor: Things seem to be quiet in Gotham Royal York Park.
(A scream is heard. Close-up of him, still looking through the spyglass.)
Mayor: Hark!
(Spyglass view: a mugger holding an old woman at knifepoint.)
Mayor: A heinous act! (Cut back to him, holding the Equalizer.) Time to equalize! (He deploys his weapon.) Take this, no-gooder!
(On the end of this line, the camera shifts to ride with the glove toward the mugger.)
KABLAM! OOH THAT IS GONNA LEAVE A MARK!
(The blow connects; freeze frame of him falling to the ground. Cut to the Mayor and Ms. Bellum.)
Mayor: (laughing triumphantly) Direct hit!
Ms. Bellum: (clapping) Yaaaay! Wow, Mayor, I'm impressed! I mean, I have my doubts, but you have a real knack for this.
(The balloon floats over the city.)
Mayor: Oh, crime fighting's a breeze. You just have to know where to look.
(Spyglass view: a man breaking into a car.)
Mayor: Like the mall parking lot! Oh, no, you don't... (Back to him, using the Equalizer.) ...Mr. Grand Theft Auto!
(On the end of this line, cut to behind the thief as he turns around in surprise.)
Mayor: (voice-over) Eat leather fist!
KRAPOW! OOH! THAT IS GONNA HURT!
(The thief is knocked through the car window. Close-up of the Mayor, shouting in triumph.)
Mayor: Two for two! Hmmm…at this rate, we won't need that entire team anymore! But I digress. Crime is afoot, and I am here to give a hand in fighting it! (Pull back to show him and Ms. Bellum; he points.) Forward, Ms. Bellum!
(The balloon floats o.c. in the opposite direction. Cut to a man walking down the street.)
Man: Hey, I'm thirsty! (He comes to a lemonade stand.) Convenient! I'll take some lemonade, kids.
(He drinks it down and drops the cup toward a trash can at his feet. It bounces off the rim and lands on the ground. There is a sudden crash; freeze frame of the man and the lemonade stand being smashed by the Equalizer.)
KRASMASH! OOH! HE'S GONNA BE FEELING THAT IN THE MORNING!
Mayor: (voice-over) Take that, litterbug!
(Cut to a construction worker at an ATM. Close-up of the screen: "INSERT DEPOSIT." He inserts a check into the slot; side view of him, receiving a stack of cash from the machine.)
Worker: Finally, my first paycheck. Now I can pay all those bills! (He turns to leave.) Not to mention feed my family-
BLANG! OOH! THAT'S GONNA HURT!
(Another impact is heard. Freeze frame of him being hit over the head by the Equalizer. The money flies everywhere. Close-up of Ms. Bellum.)
Ms. Bellum: Mayor, that guy was only making a withdrawal from his account!
(Quick pan to him, looking through the spyglass.)
Mayor: No time for small talk now! I've got crimes to bust!
(Cut to a boxing ring, where a fight is in progress.)
White boxer: Hey, what's that behind you?
Black boxer: (turning his head) Who? What? Where?
KRASOCK! OOH! THAT'S NOT GONNA FEEL GOOD IN THE MORNING!
(Freeze frame of him taking an Equalizer blow to the head. Cut back to the Mayor and Ms. Bellum.)
Mayor: That'll keep you ruffians at bay!
Ms. Bellum: Mayor, those people are paid to fight. They're boxers!
Mayor: Ooh, look, more criming!
(He starts punching in all directions as Ms. Bellum tries to stop him, to no avail.)
Mayor: Take this! And some of this! And a little of that! And how about some of this? And maybe one of these? (laughing maniacally) Vile scum!
Ms. Bellum: Mayor, those are tourists! Oh, my gosh! Sorry! Please visit again soon! Mayor, control yourself! Please stop! Oh, don't!
Narrator: Oh, no! The Mayor's gone stark raving mad! Where are the Team Loud Phoenix Storm when you need them?
(Cut to a close-up of the hotline, completely silent. Pull back to show Blossom behind it in the living room at the estate, looking down at it worriedly.)
Blossom: Our phone hasn't rung all day… (addressing herself o.c.) You guys! It hasn't rung all day!
Me: Hmm that's weird.
(On the end of this line, pan from her to the TV. Bubbles and Buttercup are playing a video game with the characters from Super Smash Bros.; all we see of them are the backs of their heads over their beanbag chairs. Mario is being hit repeatedly all over by Luigi.)
Buttercup: So what? You know that the Mayor always calls when something is wrong.
Bubbles: (to Buttercup) Oh!… You're bonking me! (Blossom flies into view and faces them.)
Blossom: But that's just it! The Mayor always calls, and he hasn't today. That's what's so weird. I think something's wrong.
(She returns to the phone. Cut to in front of Bubbles and Buttercup, still playing. Buttercup is clearly having the better game.)
Buttercup: Yeah, yeah. All I know is, I'm bonking up a new high score!
Nico and May were making out on the couch. Same with Maria and William.
Livewire: (watches this with a smile) Aww. Look at those two couples making out. (records it on her phone)
Me: That is so adorable.
Lola: Yeah.
Natalia: It's good to be able to be back to human.
Dayna: It sure is Natalia. We missed you so much.
Me: But I can't help but wonder that something is wrong with the Mayor.
Nico: Yeah it's not like him to call when a crime could happen at any moment.
Bubbles: Blossom, Nico and J.D. are right. He does always call. (She joins Blossom at the hotline.) Maybe we should call him.
Blossom: I'll give it a try.
(She picks up the receiver, but gets a recording that startles her.)
Recording: We're sorry, the number you have reached has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again.
Blossom: (hanging up) Well, that didn't work. (Buttercup flies up between her sisters.)
Buttercup: Come on, you worrywarts! You're ruining my concentration! Let's just fly to the Mayor's office and I'll prove everything's okay.
(Dissolve to a slow pan across the office, still trashed from the Mayor's earlier rampage—this is the girls' perspective.)
The office was totally in shambles and a mess.
Buttercup: See? I... (losing steam) ...told you everything would be okay.
(Blossom and Bubbles glare at her for her belief that everything would be fine when it is clear it wasn't; she appears puzzled.)
Buttercup: What? What?
Laney: What a mess!
Me: What happened here? Something really got to the Mayor's Office.
Lola: Yeah it's totally trashed.
Nico: I wonder what happened.
Me: Well it has something to do with the Mayor and we need to find out what. Lets head back and get ready.
We went back and got ready.
Puff, Wolf, El Diablo, Molten Man, Evil Lyn, Dr. Light, Leonard, and Trickster then appeared.
Puff: Can me, Wolf, El Diablo, Molten Man, Evil Lyn, Dr. Light, Leonard, and Trickster go with you guys on whatever mission you have planned?
Me: Sure.
The Alarm went off.
Me: Uh oh.
We went to the computer and we saw the people of the Townsville Sector running for their lives!
Me: Uh oh! Lets go!
We went to the Townsville sector and we saw it all happening.
Me: Uh oh!
We went to a man!
Blossom: WAIT! What's going on here?
Me: Yeah sir what's happening!?
Blossom: We're looking for the Mayor.
Me: Do you know where he is?
Running man: (panicky, terrified) Looking for him?! We're running from him! If you're looking for him you should start running from him too (He runs off.)
Blossom: Running from the Mayor?
Nico: I don't get it.
(We all look up o.c. and gasp; the camera points straight up to show the balloon descending. The Mayor is once again laughing insanely.)
Mayor: This city is clean! (Side view of the balloon; the girls fly up to confront him.)
Blossom: Mayor! What in blazes are you doing?!
Me: Yeah what the fuck is your problem!?
Ms. Bellum: Girls! Everyone! Thank goodness you're here!
Mayor: Oh no, you don't, you little glory hogs! This is my parade! Now get back!
(He starts trying to hit us all with the Equalizer. Close-up of Blossom, dodging punches.)
Blossom: Mayor! What... are... you doing?! (Close-up of the Mayor.)
We duck.
Me: What the fuck has gotten into you!?
Mayor: This is my city, and I'm gonna be the hero of my city, so get!
He sent the glove at me and I punched it and smashed it into a million pieces!
Circe: Before we do anything else, we need to know the full story of what's going on.
But then without warning I was hit in the back with a missile.
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: J.D.!
I fell to the ground!
CRASH!
I got up out of a hole and I saw DONALD J. TRUMP!
Trump: THIS IS MY WORLD YOU FUCKER!
Me: Trump! I should've known you would show your blond ugly fucking face and hit me in the back like the fucking coward you are!
Trump: YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!
Nico: You are the one that doesn't belong here! You and your supporters have tormented the world for far too long!
Varie: YEAH!
Evil-Lyn: I'll use my magic to keep Trump frozen. (to Ms. Bellum) Meanwhile, you should explain what's going on with the Mayor.
Ms. Bellum: Thanks Evil Lyn.
Evil Lyn: You're welcome.
Ms. Bellum: Now Mayor explain yourself! Why did go out and attack innocent people like that?
Varie was healing me up.
Mayor: I'm sorry, everyone. I just wanted to save the town myself for once. I really wanted to help out.
Me: We understand Mayor. But who told you to do so?
Nico: Yeah who?
Mayor: It was the Nighttime Cleaning Staff Lady. She said this to me? (Imitating the Nighttime Cleaning Staff Lady) You clod! Do you really believe that you are responsible for keeping this town safe?! You, little man, are nothing but a political beard hiding behind the real head of this town! Team Loud Phoenix Storm! They're the ones busting their butts and risking their lives out there in the mess, while you sit here in the comfort of your easy chair!
We were shocked that she would insult the Mayor like that!
Ms. Bellum: That rotten parasite! She thinks she can get away with saying that!
Me: Yeah she obviously doesn't know that without us the world and the universe would be completely destroyed and everyone would be dead.
Nico: Yeah!
Trickster: Don't listen to that bitch. Sure, you may sit in your chair while we're out saving the world with J.D. and the others. But what more can you do? You're not a fighter!
Me: Yeah! You're a politician and you look after the city by solving its problems.
Trump: Easy for you to say!
Me: Shut up! Nobody asked you, you white supremacist fuckhead!
Nico: YEAH! (Flips the bird at Trump)
Eli: Yeah! (Moons him)
Burst Man: (to the Mayor) Look, bottom line? Everyone good is a hero. Even you.
Me: That's right Mayor. You keep the city safe by calling us whenever you need our help to deal with villains like say the Gangrene Gang or Sedusa or anyone that threatens the peace.
Nico: Gangrene Gang is dead and Sedusa is in the Uranus Prison.
Me: I know but I'm just saying.
Mayor: Oh you're right guys.
Lugnutz: (to Trump) Don't go anywhere, Mr. Jabroni. We'll be right back.
Me: Yeah!
Wolf: (to the Mayor) What do you say we go after the bitch who insulted you?
Mayor: Oh I would like that! But can we deal with her after we deal with (Points to Trump) That monster!?
Wolf: That works too.
Me: Nice! And Lugnutz that was awesome using Dwayne Johnson's Wrestling Line.
Lugnutz: Neat! I thought I made that up.
Nico: Nope. That was one of the Rock's Wrestling Lines. Great job.
Lugnutz: Thanks boss.
Me: Yeah!
Lady Deathstrike: I actually prefer if we go after that maid whore who insulted you.
Maria: Well, we might as well get her out of the way before we deal with Trump.
Me: Well if you insist. Okay then. But she doesn't usually appear till about 10:30 tonight. But okay.
Nico: Great!
Me: We'll be right back!
We went to City Hall.
El Diablo: Well, what do you know? She actually showed up during the day.
Me: Must have a daytime shift too.
We waited in the Mayor's office after we cleaned it up and made it good as new.
Bubbles: Boy J.D. Trump got you good didn't he?
Me: He sure did. OW! I'm gonna be feeling this in the morning. Ouch.
Nico: Yikes.
The door opened and in came the woman that insulted the mayor. We were glaring at her.
Me: You the Nighttime Cleaning Lady?
Cleaning Lady: Yeah that's right.
Me: We need to have a little talk.
Mayor: Yeah lady!
Cleaning lady: So there you are! I turn my back on you for one minute, I come back, and find your office in shambles! Where on Earth have you been?
Mayor: Uh...
Ms. Bellum: I'll handle this, Mayor. He's been out fighting crime, like you wanted.
Cleaning lady: What're you talkin' about?
Ms. Bellum: You called him a clod. He took everything you said to mean that he should fight crime.
Me: And he was smashing skulls left and right because of you!
Cleaning lady: Him? Fight crime? Listen, sister, I said no such thing. Look at him! This cream puff couldn't even catch pneumonia, let alone criminals and supervillains! No, what I meant was, the Girls and Team Loud Phoenix Storm are the ones who deserve the credit for defending Townsville, not him!
Me: No! The Mayor deserves the credit too!
Cleaning Lady: I was only giving you the credit you deserve! You all bust your asses protecting us from evil. And all the mayor does is be lazy and sit on his ass all day!
Dominique: And while we do appreciate that, it shouldn't come at the Mayor's expense!
Me: Yeah! Just earlier he terrorized the entire city by bashing peoples skulls in with an extendo-boxing glove! He wasn't just punching the living crud out of criminals, he was punching the living crap out of innocent people too! And you have the gall to call him a clod and a lazy bum after how he uses the phone to call us whenever there is trouble!
Nico: Yeah what is your problem!? Do you have a death wish against the Mayor just doing his job by having us help him whenever he needs it!?
Cleaning Lady: No.
Me: Good. Like we told this to Stanley and Sandra Practice, the Powerpuff Girls are just as important to this entire city as we are to this entire planet and the entire universe and without us you and everyone else everywhere would all be dead.
R.D. Me: That's right! I was freed thanks to them.
R.D. Lincoln: And J.D. is a hero to us despite us being corrupted by Sindri Myr!
Nico: And he is a hero to many people all over the universe.
Molten Man: We're letting you off with a warning because what you said actually counts as a compliment towards us. Next time, we won't be so nice.
Me: That's right. The Mayor deserves just as much credit as we do because he calls us to the scene where the crime is taking place just like he does with the Powerpuff Girls. He is just as important to the team and to the city as the Powerpuff Girls and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm is for all the universe. Now. If you'll excuse us we have a certain white supremacist fuckhead that we need to bring to justice to be held accountable for his crimes against the United States and the world in general.
We went back to face Trump.
We arrived and we were facing DONALD J. TRUMP!
Trump: Look who's back for round 2.
Kairi Yano: Don't expect to talk yourself out of this.
Me: Now where were we? Oh yes how silly of us. We were getting ready to pound your ugly fucking face in!
Trump: I'm the president this world needs!
Xion: The Hell you are!
Keiichiro: Look, just turn yourself in right now and you might get a light sentence.
Trump: I'll never submit to the likes of you!
Me: All right then. (Cracks knuckles) Then we do this the hard way. And another thing you were never president to begin with at all! Hillary Clinton deserved to be president! Not you! You cheated your way to power!
Trump: YOU FUCKFACED FREAK!
Me: Says the pot calling the kettle black.
Vypra and ALL of the Masters of Evil then appeared.
Me: Donald J. Trump, you have been found guilty of many crimes all over the world and the country in general.
I went over the charges:
Made it okay to shoot hibernating bears
Put children in cages
Called Mexicans rapists
Imitated disabled reporter
Looks lousy in a tennis outfit
Can't get wife to hold hand
Called third world countries shitholes
Called Tim Cook 'Tim Apple'
Said Jewish people who vote Democrat are disloyal
Showed top secret documents at Mar-A-Lago restaurant
Called white supremacists 'fine people'
Leaked classified information to Russian ambassador
Asked the president of Ukraine to investigate the Bidens
Called for China to investigate the Bidens
Walked into the dressing room at Miss Teen USA pageant
Pressed the Australian prime minister to help Barr investigate Mueller
Talked about grabbing dicks
Lied about the size of his inauguration
Refused to release tax returns
Gutted the E.P.A.
Confiscated and destroyed interpreter's notes after meeting with Putin
Tweeted classified photo of Iran missile site
Called Baltimore a 'disgusting, rat and rodent-infested mess'
Described Meryl Streep as 'over-rated'
Leaked information to the press about the 2017 Manchester arena bombing
Did not attend any White House correspondents' dinner
Said Megyn Kelly had 'blood coming out of her whatever'
Called Carly Fiorina 'horseface'
Ruined impeachment
Brought Ivanka to the G7 summit
Corrupted Congress
Appointed and didn't fire Betsy DeVos
Put Jared in charge of Mideast
Served McDonald's to Clemson football team
Destroyed democracy
Lost Hong Kong
Threatened Marie Yovanovitch
Pulled the U.S. out of climate agreement
Allowed bounties on soldiers
Invaded Portland
Withdrew from W.H.O.
Bragged about knowing the date
Commuted sentences
Said to swallow bleach
Person, woman, man, camera, TV
Destroyed post office
Paid $750 in taxes
Wants third term
Wanted to be on Mount Rushmore
Caused the January 6th Insurrection
Is a Cold Blooded Traitor
Gave pardons to people he wasn't supposed to
Killed countless people during the COVID-19 Pandemic
Got People to hate Asian People
Me: Donald J. Trump, In the Name of Team Loud Phoenix Storm…
Dark Spicer: Here's your warning...
Eli: IT'S BUTTKICKING TIME!
Maxxor: In the name of the Tribal Alliance...
Tommy Oliver: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
Bloom: MAGIC...
Will Vandom: GUARDIANS...
Ben: IT'S HERO TIME!
The Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
Arkayna: Mysticons...
Tai Kamiya: Digimon and Digidestined...
Numbuh 1: KIDS NEXT DOOR...
Robin: Titans...
Twilight Sparkle: Knights of the Friendship Table...
Optimus Prime: AUTOBOTS...
Starscream: DECEPTICONS...
Optimus Primal: MAXIMALS...
Scorponok: PREDACONS...
Captain America: Avengers!
Major Glory: JUSTICE FRIENDS...
Goku: Z-FIGHTERS!
Superman: JUSTICE LEAGUE...
Tyler Bowman: SUPERDUDES...
Me: YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO DEATH!
Dark Spicer: YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS IS ABOUT TO BE KICKED!
Maxxor: WE'RE TAKING YOU DOWN BY FORCE!
Winx Club: WINX!
Will Vandom: UNITE!
Arkayna: ENERGIZE!
Tai: TIME TO FIGHT!
Numbuh 1: BATTLESTATIONS!
Robin: GO!
Knights of the Friendship Table: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!
Optimus Prime: TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!
Starscream: TRANSFORM AND RISE UP!
Optimus Primal: MAXIMIZE!
Scorponok: TERRORIZE!
Captain America: ASSEMBLE!
Major Glory: ASSEMBLE!
Goku: ATTACK!
Superman: LETS FLY!
Tyler Bowman: IT'S TIME TO KICK SOME BUTT!
Trump: You'll have to face my supporters too.
2 figures came out and they were HENRY PORTOCHATTACKOMAN AKA HEAVY5COMMANDO AND TYRONE NICHOLAS KIRYU AKA TRUEHORROR88!
Dr. Light: Who are you two supposed to be?
Heavy5Commando: Name's Heavy5Commando.
TrueHorror88: Call me TrueHorror88.
Me: Those sound like usernames on a website.
Heavy5Commando: They do don't they? But they are our code names.
Trump: You all don't want to do this.
Right: (thinks for a moment) Yeah, we do. ToQ Change!
Now transforming! Please stand behind the white line!
In a flash of Rainbow Light the ToQger Rangers all transformed and they were ready!
ToQ Ich, ToQ Ni, ToQ San, ToQ Yon, ToQ Go, ToQ Roku, ToQ Nana!
ToQger Rangers: The Victorious Imagination! Ressha Sentai ToQger!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
A massive rainbow fire explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
Me: YEAH!
Emma Goodall: Also you are under arrest Trump!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! S.P.D.!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the S.P.D. Rangers!
Trump: KILL THEM!
They went at us.
TrueHorror88 blocked a punch from Right.
TrueHorror88: Are you a speedster?
Right: Not really. Why?
TrueHorror88: I hate speedsters! Especially Barry Allen!
Nico then grabbed him by the neck and he was choking him!
Nico: NO ONE INSULTS THE GREAT BARRY ALLEN A.K.A. THE FLASH!
CRUNCH!
Nico snapped TrueHorror88's neck and killed him!
Heavy5Commando: (slams Kairi Yano against the wall) Why are you making us do this? Huh? WHY ARE YOU MAKING US DO THIS?! (throws him to the ground)
Eli slashed Heavy5Commando in half and bisected him down the middle from head to toe.
Kairi Yano: Because it's to save the world from Trump.
Trump pinned Keiichiro to the ground.
Muscle Man: You know who else likes America? My mom! (punches Trump)
Me: We're too busy fighting to laugh at that. (Kicks Trump in the stomach) But good one.
Eli kicked Trump in the crotch and he screamed like a little girl. Nivenna, Intress, Kileron, Psimion, Fivarth, Topar, and Iflar smashed and blasted Trump all over the place and pulverized him to pulp.
Murray: I'm gonna smash your face and floss my teeth with your spine!
Murray punched and pulverized Trump all over the place with incredible fury!
Earthworm Jim: EAT DIRT POLITICIAN CHEATER! (BLASTS TRUMP ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ed Cowart: EAT DIRT TRAITOR! (BLASTS TRUMP ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ets: Now you will pay for your crimes! ELEMENTAL TECH STYLE NINJA ART: FIRE AND ICE GEARS!
He fired gears made of fire and ice and they smashed Trump all over the place.
Tracks, Murray, Sandman and Cutthroat used the Earth and Animatron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Tracks black beam gun, Murray's powers and strength, Sandman's powers and Cutthroat's magnetizer 100-fold.
Tracks and Murray: BLACK FIST SHOT!
Sandman and Cutthroat: MAGNETIC SAND ULTRA BLAST!
They fired energy and elemental blasts.
Lincoln: LIGHTNING STYLE: SHOCK BALLOON!
Gluko: WIND STYLE: JETSTREAM BALLOON!
Mai: FIRE STYLE: SCORCH BALLOON!
Nanami: WATER STYLE: WATER BALLOON!
Toph: EARTH STYLE: BOULDER BALLOON!
Perfuma: NATURE STYLE: SUNFLOWER BALLOON!
Frosta: ICE STYLE: GLACIER BALLOON!
Entrapta: TECH STYLE: GEAR BALLOON!
Jessica: LIGHT STYLE: SHINE BALLOON!
Menat: DARK STYLE: SHADOW BALLOON!
Hilda: (British Accent) MAGIC STYLE: MYSTIC BALLOON!
They fired elemental blasts and they formed into elemental balloons.
Nico: Donald Trump you have failed this world and this universe!
Eli: You will never be president as long as we have anything to say about it!
Lola: YEAH!
The Powerpuff Girls, Right, me, Nico and Eli: JUSTICE OF AMERICA BLAST!
They fired waves of red, white and blue energy.
Lincoln, Gluko, Mai, Nanami, Toph, Perfuma, Frosta, Entrapta, Jessica, Menat and Hilda: FINAL SMASH: BALLOONS OF FUN FIRE!
They fired elemental energies which formed into balloons and the blasts all hit Trump and smashed and pulverized him all over and burned him all over.
Trump came out of the explosion and went at Keiichiro.
Trump: (starts choking Keiichiro) I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
Eli kicked Trump in the face and knocked him down.
Eli: You are president of nothing!
I slapped the handcuffs on Trump.
Lola: And you are looking at facing your crimes!
Trump was later brought to trial for his crimes before the United States Supreme Court and he was IN REAL HOT WATER! No scratch that. He was in molten lava from the Earth's core.
(PEOPLES COURT THEME PLAYS)
Bailiff: Calling Courtroom to order in the case of People of The World VS Donald J. Trump. Honorable Judge Katherine A. Rockell presiding.
Scrap Shooter: Katie, good to see ya again, see. I'd like you to meet the three Red Rangers we met from Japan.
Judge Katie: Pleasure to meet you all.
Kairi Yano: Same to you your honor.
Keiichiro: Glad to meet you.
Judge Katie: Pleasure is mine.
Me: Sorry, we wanted you to meet our newest recruits that joined us over the last few weeks.
Judge Katie: No worries. Lets get it on.
We sat through hours and hours of testimony and we were showing the entire world the kind of monster that Trump really is by showing everyone the crimes he did and the atrocities he committed and so much more and all that and everyone was shocked! What was more shocking is how he caused the January 6th Insurrection.
When the closing arguments were done the case was handed over to the jury. It didn't take them long.
Judge Katie: Has the jury reached a verdict?
Juror 1: We have your honor. We find the defendant Donald John Trump, GUILTY on all charges!
Everyone outside cheered wildly.
Me: Wow!
We heard the WHOLE WORLD CHEER!
Nico: Whoa!
Eli: Wow! What a thunderous roar of cheering.
Donald J. Trump, once a celebrity billionaire is now the most hated man in the world and now a traitor and a convicted felon and murderer.
Judge Katie: Boy no kidding. Donald Trump, I have had many criminals come through this courtroom. Some were thieves, some were harassers, some were cold-blooded killers. But without a doubt, you are by far the most despicable, reprehensible criminal that I have ever had come through my courtroom. It's a good thing the USA seized literally everything you own, because that will definitely help with restitution payments and quite frankly, you don't deserve to have anything anyway. With that in mind, I hereby sentence you to death by firing squad! May God have mercy on your worthless soul! (BANG BANG BANG!)
Trump: NO! This is not happening! This is all a witchhunt!
Me: You are the reason everything is happening Trump.
We got him ready for execution at the Capitol Building and had him tied to a wall and a lot of people had signs and they said Death To Trump, Kill Trump, Go To Hell Son Of Satan, and more!
We were armed with guns.
Me: Do you have any last words?
Trump: YEAH! YOU ARE ALL FUCKERS! ALL OF YOU!
Me: Ready!
We loaded our guns.
Leonard: (puts on sunglasses) Hasta La Vista, baby!
Me: Ooh good. But here's how I do it.
We pointed our guns at Trump.
Me: (Imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger) Hasta La Vista, baby!
Eli: (Imitating Dirty Harry) Go ahead, make my day!
Blade: Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.
Laney: (Imitating Sylvester Stallone) You're the Disease and I'm the Cure.
Vince: (Imitating John Wayne) Fill your hand you son of a bitch!
Loki Loud: Give my regards to King Tut, asshole!
Indiana Jones: Prepare to meet Kali in Hell!
Nico: (Imitating Scarface) SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
Me: Yippee Ki Yay, Motherfucker!
Varie: Say hi to daddy IN HELL!
Nico: (Imitating Trump) You're fired.
Then…
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We blasted him all over with all our rounds of ammo!
Trump was pumped full of over 75,000 shots. Major Overkill!
I blew smoke out of the muzzle of my gun.
His evil spirit then appeared.
Nico: Your reign of terror is finished. (Holds hand out to him) HAKAI!
Trump glowed purple and was banished to the Warp.
I incinerated his body and we had his ashes buried in an unmarked grave at the very bottom of the Mariana Trench.
Weather Wizard, Technus, Xiao Fung the Demon Sorcerer of Wind, LaGrange, Taskmaster, Selma & Patty, King Hiss and Billy Numerous then appeared.
Me: Weather Wizard, Technus, Xiao Fung, LaGrange, Taskmaster, Selma & Patty, King Hiss and Billy Numerous.
LaGrange: Great job guys!
King Hiss: Good riddance to that monster!
Weather Wizard: That was a nice trial, don't you think?
Technus: I, Technus, agree. I even eat popcorn through the whole thing.
Xiao Fung: Our country is fine with the President it has now.
Patty: (to the Mayor) By the way, Mayor, here's some pickles to cheer you up for what happened today. (gives him pickle jar)
Mayor: Ooh thank you.
Me: Let me open those for you.
I opened the pickle jar.
Xiao Fung: Those were great lines you all said.
Me: Oh yeah.
Selma: And Nico that was really genius throwing Trump's You're Fired line back at him.
Nico: Thanks.
Me: Nothing hurts worse than having your own words thrown right back at you.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: Now Trump will have all the time to think about his crimes.
Ets: In the Warp.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Lets go to Lynn's Table and celebrate. And We can have the usual battles there.
Xiao Fung: A most good idea.
We went to Lynn's Table.
We were at Lynn's Table..
Everyone: CHEERS!
We clinked our glasses.
Me: DEATH TO TRUMP!
Everyone: YEAH!
Lynn Sr.: Great job guys!
Me: Thanks Mr. Lynn.
Adult Blossom: That was awesome.
Selma: You said it.
?: Boy no kidding.
A figure came out and it was DUMBBELL BOT from episode 27 of RPM!
With the completion of Tenaya 15 and the destruction of Shifter by the Rangers, this new Dumbbell Bot was created to attack the city. He attacked with the Grinders and the Ranger Operators, except for Dillon responded. While the other Ranger Operators fought off the evil army, Dillon kept an eye on thing from above, waiting for Tenaya 15 in hopes of using the Control Key on her to get her back.
Dumbbell Bot proved to be much more powerful than the Rangers could handle. He had the team down and almost out, but the Ranger Black used the Control Key on Dumbbell bot, causing him to shut down for a few seconds. This bought the Rangers enough time to combine their weapons and blast the bot.
Dumbbell Bot was then made huge, but he was quickly destroyed with the Road Attack Zord and the Mach Megazord.
Scott Truman: Dumbbell Bot!
Dumbbell Bot: Long time no see rangers.
Me: I remember you! You were sent to attack the city and you easily overpowered the rangers with your brute strength.
Dumbbell Bot: I sure did.
Nico: You are powerful.
Dumbbell Bot: I really gave you Rangers a run for your money, didn't I?
Scott Truman: You sure did.
Me: No kidding that was awesome!
Lola: Yeah it was!
Nico: I'll say.
?: That was a cool battle.
Another figure came out and it was SEADRAMON!
Seadramon is the fourth Digimon that the DigiDestined encountered (in order Kuwagamon, Shellmon, and two Monochromon), and also a minor antagonist in Digimon Adventure 01, Digimon Fusion, and the reboot of Digimon Adventure. Seadramon is a Champion Level Digimon that resembles a giant sea serpent with teal skin, a red tail, and a yellow head.
He was voiced by Dan Lorge in the English version.
Digimon Adventures 01
During their first night in the Digital World, the DigiDestined come across an abandoned trolley car on the shores of Dragon's Eye Lake, where they decide to spend the night. However, Tai and Agumon accidentally strike a large, red, leaf-like object with an ember from the fire, and it turns out to be the tail of a very angry Seadramon, who retaliates by dragging the chunk of shore with the trolley car on it to the middle of the lake. Matt is the only one not on that part of the shore and leaps into the water to save the others. Seadramon notices him and grabs him with his coils. To save him, Gabumon digivolves to Garurumon for the first time and battles Seadramon, defeating him with his Howling Blaster technique.
Digimon Adventures 02
Michael Digimon partner is also a Seadramon , but who is more heroic then the other from the previous season.
Digimon Fusion
A huge Army of Seadramon were members of the Bagra Army. They all serve for of the Bagra Army generals; Neptunemon. Some were taken out by MailBirdramon, some were attracted to MarineAngemon Digi-Memory, and the rest spewed ice onto the water. It is unknown what happened to the Seadramon after Neptunemon's defeat, although they were presumably destroyed by the Waves of Depth.
Digimon Adventure
While the Digidestined were on the journey to the new continent, a Seadramon fights a wild Ebidramon. It eats it and absorbs its data, Digivolving into WaruSeadramon. Two more Seadramon were summoned by WaruSeadramon. They try to attack Taichi and Agumon, but were rescued by Joe and Zudomon, and were quickly overpowered and defeated by Zudomon.
Nico: Whoa Seadramon!
Tai: I didn't know Seadramon was now in the Masters of Evil!
Me: I remember he is the Champion form of Mimi's friend Michael's partner Digimon, Betamon.
Mimi Tachikawa: That's right.
Me: And I also heard from Matt that he is the 4th Digimon you all faced from when you spent your first night on File Island.
Nico: That's right. I remember that. That was crazy.
Varie: I would love to have a Seadramon as my Digimon Partner.
Me: That would be something.
Seadramon: It sure would. But I'm now one of your archenemies. I chose Poromon.
Poromon: (to Seadramon) I get to have you as my archenemy? Yay!
Me: Sweet!
Seadramon: This is gonna be good. And Digidestined don't think I forgot about how you burned my tail.
Me: They burned your tail?
Nico: Yeah Tai was playing around with the fire and he got some embers on Seadramon's tail and burned it and he got really steamed.
Me: Geez! I'd be pretty mad too if someone did that to me.
Nico: (to Seadramon) Does this mean you're a mascot for the Masters of Evil?
Seadramon: You could say that Nico.
Nico: Awesome!
A roar was heard and 2 figures came out. They were THE BLACK KNIGHT GHOST AND THE CREEPER!
Creeper: CREEPER!
Shaggy: ZOINKS! It's the Black Knight and The Creeper!
Nico: Wow! I remember the Creeper and the Black Knight.
Twilight Sparkle: Who were they known for?
Qin: The Creeper was Mr. Carswell the president of a bank. He was robbing the bank from the inside and stealing a lot of money. What he didn't know however is that the guard that worked for him installed a concealed infrared camera that took a picture of him stealing all the money, catching him essentially redhanded. The Black Knight Ghost is really Old Man Wickles who was running an Art Swindling Ring in a local museum. He dressed up as the Black Knight to make sure that a professor never discovered it.
Twilight Sparkle: Whoa man!
Rarity: What were the fates of them?
Qin: Mr. Carswell got 40 to 80 years for stealing $5,000,000 from the bank and the money was never found. Wickles got 10 to 20 years in prison and was released for Good Behavior after serving 5 years.
Twilight Sparkle: Wow! $5,000,000.00! That's a lot of money.
Nico: Yeah it is.
Me: Lets get some fun going.
Battle 1: Shane Clarke, Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Flash Magnus, Air Skylanders, Silver Banshee and Livewire VS Weather Wizard
Weather Wizard was first.
Weather Wizard: (to Shane) Did you really meet a Darkrai Gene Slammer this morning?
Shane Clarke: We sure did. Her real name is Natalia and she is from Russia and is a friend of Dayna, Olga and Yuna.
Rainbow Dash: She was living in a cave all by herself ever since Team Rocket got to her and turned her into a Darkrai.
Storm Rainbow: Yeah that was crazy. What they did to her was awful.
Scootaloo: It sure was.
Magma Gloom: Poor Girl went through a dark nightmare. No pun intended.
Flash Magnus: Yeah she did not deserve to be turned into a Pokemon like that.
Whirlwind: But we helped her and now she has all of Darkrai's powers.
Free Ranger: She sure does.
Silver Banshee: It's really amazing lads.
Livewire: I'll say.
Weather Wizard: Wow! That's both amazing and terrifying. Lets do it!
Weather Wizard fired a wave of lightning and they dodged it and fired waves of lightning and wind and smashed him down.
Shane Clarke: All right!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Battle 2: Cyborg, Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Tornado Bolt, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Elena Validus and Circe VS Technus
Technus was next.
Technus: (to Cyborg) Which Gene Slammer do you want to meet next?
Cyborg: I hope we meet a Jirachi Gene-Slammer next. That would be amazing!
Sunset Shimmer: I would love to meet a Jirachi Gene-Slammer and see if he or she has the powers of wish-granting like a genie.
Phoenix Shimmer: That would be so amazing mom!
Tornado Bolt: Boy it sure would be. We saw the Millennium Comet last month and met Jirachi and that was so awesome!
Gusty: It sure was. And we won't see that comet again for 1,000 years.
Eruptor: But it was beautiful seeing it.
Hot Dog: (Barks) Yeah it was!
Elena V.: It was amazing.
Circe: Yep.
Technus: It would be awesome. Lets get it on!
Technus fired a wave of energy and they fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Cyborg: Booyah!
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah!
Battle 3: Ulrich, Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Pip-Squeak, Mage Meadowbrook, Life Skylanders, Cloud Man and Burst Man VS Xiao Fung
Xiao Fung was next.
Xiao Fung: (to Ulrich) It's understandable that the mayor only wanted to protect Townsville himself. You yourself didn't have any powers outside of Lyoko before meeting J.D. and the others.
Ulrich: I know but the Mayor is just as important to Team Loud Phoenix Storm as he is to everyone in Townsville and Gotham Royal York.
Fluttershy: That's right and whenever he needs our help he just calls us.
Mirage Daffodil: No one should have to tell him otherwise.
Buttershy Rose: Yeah that old bat has no right to tell him otherwise!
Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) And I respect and life the mayor for his great services to both the city and to us.
Xiao Fung: Well said Pip-Squeak well said.
Mage Meadowbrook: What that old bat said to the mayor is absurd!
Stealth Elf: Yeah she has no idea what she is talking about.
Thrillipede: Without all of us everything would be gone.
Cloud Man: That's right.
Burst Man: Yeah!
Xiao Fung: That's crazy! Lets do it!
He fired a wave of wind and they dodged it and smashed him down.
Ulrich: All right!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Battle 4: Vert Wheeler, Applejack, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Rockhoof, Earth Skylanders, Thunderblast and Lugnutz VS LaGrange
LaGrange was next.
LaGrange: (to Vert) I actually feel sorry for the Mayor.
Vert Wheeler: I do too. But he is just as important to everyone as he is to the team.
Applejack: Yeah the Mayor may not be light in the head but he does call us to keep the city and safe.
Thunderbird Apple: That's right mom. The mayor may be a brainless idiot but he is a great leader.
Lightning Fritter: He sure is. I just Don't like the way he was insulted by that fat crone.
Apple Bloom: Yeah who does she think she is insulting the mayor like that?
Frozen Fright: She is obviously someone that doesn't have a brain.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye lads. She needs to learn some respect.
Flashwing: You said it guys.
Golden Queen: The Mayor is a nice guy and he got his pride hurt.
Thunderblast: He sure did.
Lugnutz: Poor guy.
LaGrange: Yeah. Lets get it on!
He went at them and they dodged his punches and kicks and smashed him down with earth and apples.
Vert: All right!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was fun!
Battle 5: Brody Romero, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Lady Deathstrike and Mystique VS Taskmaster
Taskmaster was next.
Taskmaster: (to Brody) That maid's lucky she still has her job!
Brody Romero: Next time she won't be so lucky. Look at what happened to Nurse Sue.
Princess Luna: Yeah she was placed in charge of the elderly and she kicked them out for being one lousy second late.
Snowdrop: What a fiend! She deserved to be sent to death.
Gari: She sure did. But what that Cleaning Lady said to the mayor makes her a worthless dirtbag.
Blackout: Definitely!
Knight Mare: You said it!
Lady Deathstrike: (Japanese Accent) She has no right to be human either.
Mystique: Yeah!
Taskmaster: Yeah. Lets do it everyone.
Taskmaster went at them and they dodged his strikes and blasted him all over with darkness and energy and smashed him down.
Brody: That did it!
Princess Luna: A victory of the night.
Battle 6: Mandee, Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Triple Berry, Somnambula, Tech Skylanders, Caitlyn and Dominique VS Selma and Patty
Selma and Patty were next.
Patty: (to Mandee) I can see how that maid was actually complimenting you guys. But she didn't have to insult the mayor at the same time!
Selma: Yeah she should have given the mayor some of the credit for his work in calling you guys!
Mandee: I agree. The mayor is just as important to us as he is to the city. She has no right to insult him like that. He is the president of the city after all.
Patty: That is a good way to put it. The Mayor is technically the president of the city or head in a way.
Selma: Yeah that is more accurate.
Pinkie Pie: I like the president of the city.
Little Cheese: Me too. Head honcho of the whole city.
Triple Berry: Good way to describe it.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) But that gives no right for that maid to insult her own boss like that.
Sprocket: Yeah she has no right.
Drobot: (Techno Voice) Drobot agree. Mayor superior, cleaning maid inferior.
Caitlyn: Yeah!
Dominique: Yeah!
Selma: Indeed. Lets do it!
Patty: Yeah!
Selma and Patty went at them and they dodged them and smashed them all over the place and knocked them down.
Mandee: That was totes fun!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Battle 7: Leni, Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Cozy Glow, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Karai and Xion VS King Hiss
King Hiss was next.
King Hiss: (to Leni) I'm glad Trump got what he deserved.
Leni: I totes agree too.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah after everything he did over the last 4 years he deserves to be banished to the Warp for his crimes.
Starburst Aurora: Yeah good riddance to bad rubbish.
Fireheart Flame: He has had it coming for a long time.
Cozy Glow: And what he did makes him anything less of a human. He is a monster.
Clover the Clever: You said it Cozy Glow.
Hex: People like him have no place on Earth.
Cynder: Yeah and the world is now a much better place without Trump spreading pain and suffering to everyone.
Karai: (Japanese Accent) He has no honor.
Xion: And no chance of redemption.
King Hiss: Yeah. Lets do it!
King Hiss went at them and blasted them with poison and dodged them and smashed him all over with skulls and energy and smashed him down.
Leni: That was totes fun!
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah it was!
Battle 8: Ben 10, Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Scrap Shooter and Grinade VS Billy Numerous
Billy Numerous was next.
Billy Numerous: (to Ben) I really enjoyed sseing Trump get his just desserts. Also, which alien will you turn into this time?
Ben 10: I am glad he got what was coming to him too. I was thinking this.
Ben turned into WATER HAZARD!
Ben: (British Accent) WATER HAZARD!
Billy Numerous: Good choice!
Twilight Sparkle: We're just all glad that Trump will never terrorize the world again.
Thunder Sparkle: Yeah what he did over the last 4 and a half years was just absolutely horrible!
Luster Dawn: He doesn't love anyone other than himself and only lining his pockets with gold and money.
Star Swirl: And he loves power too. What a monster.
Spyro: Thank goodness he got what was coming to him.
Mysticat: What was going through his head is a mystery.
Scrap Shooter: That's right see! He makes even the worst gangsters look like a joke see. Nyah.
Grinnade: (Video Game noises.)
Billy Numerous: You ain't kidding. Lets do it!
He made 75 clones and Ben and the group blasted them all over with water and magic and smashed them down.
Ben reverted back.
Ben: Awesome!
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah it was!
Battle 9: Poromon VS Seadramon
Seadramon was next.
Seadramon: This is gonna be so fun having you as an archenemy. I heard you know MegaSeadramon's powers.
Poromon: Not bad for an In-Training Level Digimon huh?
Seadramon: Lets see it in action. (Echoing) ICE BLAST!
He fired a wave of ice from his mouth. Poromon dodged it and flew into the air.
Poromon: (Echoing) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
He fired a powerful blast of lightning from his head and it smashed into Seadramon and electrocuted him and knocked him down.
Poromon: YEAH!
Battle 10: Red She-Hulk VS Black Knight Ghost
The Black Knight Ghost was next.
Betty: This is gonna be so awesome facing you.
Black Knight Ghost: (Roar)
Betty: You aren't the only one with a nasty temper.
Betty's eyes glowed red and then her arteries glowed and then her skin turned red and grew muscular and then her hair turned dark red and then longer and she was now RED SHE-HULK!
Black Knight Ghost: (Roar)
Red She-Hulk: You really need an attitude adjustment.
Red She-Hulk jumped and kicked him down.
Battle 11: Mimi Tachikawa & Lillymon VS The Creeper
The Creeper was next.
Creeper: CREEPER!
Mimi Tachikawa: You need to learn some manners! Lets get him Lillymon!
Lillymon: You got it!
Mimi and Lillymon went at them and kicked and punched the Creeper all over and smashed him down.
Battle 12: RPM Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Mistmane, Water Skylanders and Luna Loud VS Dumbbell Bot
Dumbbell Bot was next.
Scott Truman: Lets get him guys!
R.P.M. Rangers: R.P.M. GET IN GEAR!
The transformed!
Scott: "Get In Gear! RPM Ranger Red!"
Flynn: "Get In Gear! RPM Ranger Blue!"
Summer: "Get In Gear! RPM Ranger Yellow!"
Ziggy: "Get In Gear! RPM Ranger Green!"
Dillon: "Get In Gear! RPM Ranger Black!"
Gem: "Get In Gear! RPM Ranger Gold!"
Gemma: "Get In Gear! RPM Ranger Silver!"
All: "Rangers, Get In Gear! Power Rangers RPM! Ha!"
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! RPM!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the RPM Ranger too!
Rarity: This is gonna be so fun!
Emerald Shine: Yeah it is!
Topaz Flare: I can't wait to kick this monsters mechanical butt!
Sweetie Belle: Me too! It's gonna be fun!
Thunder Terror: Oh yeah it will be!
Mistmane: Lets get this monster!
Zap: YEAH!
RPM Rangers: RPM Enforcer!
They formed the RPM Enforcer!
Scott: Luna care to do the honors?
Luna: You bet dudes!
Luna pulled out an Engine Cell with the number 10,000 on it!
Luna: Engine Cell Activate!
She put it in.
Same with the Megaforce Rangers.
Luna: FIRE!
Rarity and the team fired energy blasts and the Rangers fired an energy blast and the blasts all hit Dumbbell Bot and he went flying and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Dumbbell Bot was dead!
Rarity: All right! Rapture darling that was grand.
Luna: Like Nico says, Dumbbell Bot you have failed this world!
Sweetie Belle: Yeah he did!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
The Usual Battles were done.
LaGrange: Feeling better, Mayor?
Mayor: I am. Thank you.
Taskmaster: Good to know.
King Hiss: This marks two victories for us.
Billy Numerous: First, we cheer the mayor up. And then, Trump paid for his crimes.
Buttercup: I'm not gonna lie. I really enjoyed watching you guys blow his brains out!
Me: That was really therapeutic. And we saved the world from Trump's evil influence and gave him his just desserts and buried him in an unmarked grave in the bottom of the Mariana Trench.
Nico: Wow! All the way down there.
Lola: Yep.
Lana: Good riddance.
Me: Yeah. Now the world is a much better place now that Trump will no longer be part of the world.
Buttercup: Yeah. (To the viewers) We are now free of Trump and the world will never see his ugly face again! I hope he likes the Warp.
Me: I have a feeling he won't.
We continued our celebration of the abjudication of Trump. We later went back to the estate and went to sleep after we had dinner.
THE END
Another awesome fanfiction complete.
The episode of the Powerpuff Girls, Hot Air Buffoon was an awesome and amazing episode. I can't believe that the Mayor would go bonkers all because the Nighttime Cleaning Woman told him that the Powerpuff Girls deserve all the credit. Stupid woman. The episode aired on December 1st, 2000 and it was awesome and funny! The surprise mentioned in the previous chapter was us bringing down Trump and making sure he pays for all of his crimes he did to the country over the last 4 years. And the investigation is still going on to this day in 2021 in real life. I hope they send him to jail for everything he did! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Etstheclarencefan, Nflemingful, Drako1234658 and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Get ready for an awesome underwater adventure as we go to awesome underwater cities all over the ocean and stop one of Jabberjaw's enemies. It will be awesome meeting the Neptunes and we're going to take down the Phantom and we're going to stop him from flooding the cities with evil prehistoric seeds and plants.
See you all tomorrow.
