Note: This is a revamped version of chapter 129.
In the world of Spyro, Me and Carolyn Hope were walking towards another realm and we came across REALLY tall trees. McWolf was no doubt in those trees with another girl.
Me: Wow! Looks like McWolf chose a tall realm.
Carolyn: Let's rescue another girl for you!
She concentrated and groaned as her hair began to fall out.
And her head extended out and she turned into DIALGA!
Me: YEAH! Lets go!
Carolyn Dialga: Hop on J.D.
Me: Okay.
I hopped onto Carolyn's back.
Me: I hope I'm not too heavy.
Carolyn Dialga: Not at all J.D. and I am a Pokemon that's over 17 feet.
Me: Wow!
Carolyn flew fast and we were searching the Tree Tops.
Me: Wow! You can see everything from up here.
Carolyn Dialga: Yeah it's beautiful.
We saw a castle in the tree tops and we went at it and smashed in and McWolf saw us and he screamed and then his clothes turned into different colors.
McWolf: It's amazing how you guys find me so easily.
Me: It sure is. Besides you make it really fun.
Carolyn Dialga: You sure do.
McWolf: Well lets see you like this!
He went at us with a bunch of anvils and he threw them at us and we dodged them and then we jumped him and tickled him.
Me: Coochy coochy coo.
We tickled him all over.
McWolf: Okay okay! (Laughs hysterically)
We went up to a room and we saw that the girl was really a harpy and she had blue hair and blue winged arms and she had a blue shirt and black shorts and bird talon feet.
Me: She's a harpy.
Carolyn Dialga: Wow!
I went over to her and cut her free.
Papi: Oh thank you. Wow! You're J.D. Knudson, the leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: That's right. You're cute for a harpy.
Papi: Thanks. My name is Papi.
Me: Pleasure to meet you Papi and the Dialga with me is Carolyn Hope.
Carolyn Dialga: Pleasure to meet you.
Papi: Same here.
Carolyn Dialga: I'm gonna revert back now.
Me: Okay.
I put on my blind man glasses and Carolyn reverted back and she was totally naked.
Carolyn: (covers herself) J.D., can you rub my back in case it aches? You were riding on me after all.
Me: Sorry Carolyn.
I pulled out a blue robe for her and she put it on.
Carolyn: Thanks.
Me: Leni gave this to me before we left.
Carolyn: Good thinking
She put on the robe.
Papi: Perhaps I can help.
Me: Sure Papi.
Papi rubbed Carolyn's back.
Papi: Sorry if my claws are a little sharp. We Harpies have sharp claws.
Carolyn: That's all right Papi. My back was itching there anyway.
Papi: Good.
Me: Awesome. Lets head back to the estate.
Papi: Okay.
We went back to the World Tree Estate and Carolyn went back to her room to get some new clothes on.
Papi: Wow! Is this where you all live?
Me: Yep.
Nico: Wow! A harpy from Greek Myth.
Papi: That's right. My name is Papi. Pleasure to meet you Nico.
Nico: Same to you Papi.
Miia: Papi?
Papi: Miia!
They went and hugged.
Miia: It's great to have you with us!
Rachnera: Welcome back Papi!
Cerea: It's great having you here.
Nan Que: It'll be awesome having you with us.
Papi: Same here. Wow you girls were kidnapped my McWolf too?
Miia: We sure were.
Nico: J.D. saved them all.
Papi: He is a true hero.
Me: I get that a lot and don't let it go to my head.
Nico: That's good.
Me: We'll show you around.
We did so.
POW! CRACK! BIFF!
Poromon was badly mangled up because of bullies that I am now beating up those bullies into pulp. Kevin Reynolds and Poromon were out on a walk when it happened.
Kevin Reynolds: You okay, Poromon?
Poromon: (cries) No, I'm not! I'll never be strong like Nico and J.D. as long as I'm this size!
POW! BIFF! CRACK!
Me: You freaks are worthless losers!
POW!
I punched a bully in the face and knocked out all of his teeth.
Me: Picking on my friends partner all for your own hatred!
KROW!
I kicked him in the balls!
Papi slashed a bully in his face and cut out his eyes and he was screaming in pain.
I kicked him in the face and knocked him down.
Me: You buttfaces better remember from this day or your heads with be first.
They ran fast and the police caught them and took them to the hospital.
Me: You guys all right?
Kevin Reynolds: Yeah we're fine.
Poromon: (Hugs me crying) It was awful! If only I weren't so puny I would give them a piece of my mind.
Me: I know Poromon but you are good on your own with your Lightning Javelin attack.
Poromon: (Sniffles) I know! But it is not enough.
Me: Yes it is.
Papi: Poor thing.
Me: Kevin how about you take Poromon to the gym for a bit?
Kevin Reynolds: Good idea.
He took him to the gym.
Poromon was lifting up some weights and he couldn't lift them up because of his size.
Man: Looks like your pet Digimon needs help.
Kevin Reynolds: He's actually my friend's pet Digimon. And yeah, he does need the help. Especially given what happened a few minutes ago.
Man: I think I have the solution. And it's free.
He gave him a syringe and it was full of steroids.
Kevin Reynolds: Sold!
Kevin then injected him.
Poromon: OW! What was… WHOA! This is an incredible rush of energy!
Kevin Reynolds: YEAH!
Poromon was working out like there was no tomorrow and he was REALLY pumping iron and all that.
Later he came home and we saw that Poromon was now an Arnold Schwarzneggar body builder in Digimon form!
We were watching TV when suddenly, Poromon came in. But with muscles!
Poromon: Hey, everybody. (flexes his muscles and picks up the remote) Anyone need the remote?
Spark Man: OH MY GOD! What the Hell happened to Poromon?!
Kevin Reynolds: Looks pretty strong, doesn't he? I'd like to see bullies beat him up now.
Maria: Bullies beat Poromon up?!
Kevin: Not to worry. J.D. and Papi took care of them.
Spark Man: You still haven't answered my question. Why the Hell does Poromon look like this?!
Kevin: Well, I took him to the gym, and the colorful gent there advised me that I put him on steroids.
May: And you listened to him?!
Kevin: You weren't there when those bullies beat Poromon up! The poor little guy was crying his eyes out! What was I supposed to do? Ignore that?!
Nico: Well, at least you did this to help a friend instead of out of stupidity.
Me: I got to admit though, Poromon looks buff. (Flexes arm) His muscles are as powerful as mine.
Poromon: You said it J.D. I look awesome! (Lifts up a weight) I HAVE THE POWER!
THUNDERCLAP!
We cheered for him.
Poromon (to Lori): What's going on, L minus? (flexes his abs) What's the haps?
Lori: Poromon, you look gross. You look like a Machamp's poop.
Poromon: I look like a guy who's been hitting the gym.
Lori: It literally has nothing to do with the gym. You're on drugs!
Poromon: Doesn't matter how you find the pot of gold, L to the Ori. All that matters is that you beat the leprechauns.
Sam Manson: That doesn't even make any sense.
Poromon: It doesn't have to make sense when you look like this! (flexes his muscles) I am hotter than phone sex with a blind girl.
Sam Manson: That is just wrong.
Papi: No kidding.
Nico: Yep.
Me: But he is a hunk for the Digimon and Pokemon girls.
Manaphy: (With hearts spiraling around her head) I'll say.
Lynn was going downstairs when she bumped into Poromon.
Lynn: Hey! What the Hell!
Poromon: Whoa! Is there a problem here? You wanna go? You wanna go?
Lynn: Go? What are you talking about?
Poromon: I'm talking about go! (punches himself, making blood appear on his beak) Yeah, that's what I'm talking about! First one's on the house! (wipes blood off)
Lynn: I've got things to do.
Poromon: (blocks her path) Where do you think you're going?
Lynn: I'm going downstairs.
Poromon: About that. There's a toll in the hall now, 10 bucks.
Lynn: Look, can I...
Poromon: (blocks her path) Uh!
Lynn: I just...
Poromon: (blocks her path again) Uh!
Lynn: Poromon...
Poromon: (blocks her path again) Uh!
Lynn: Look...
Poromon: (blocks her path again) Uh!
Lynn: Come on...
Poromon: (blocks her path again) Uh!
Lynn: I...
Poromon: (blocks her path again) Uh!
Lynn: Just...
Poromon: (blocks her path again) Uh!
Lynn: You...
Poromon: (blocks her path again) Uh!
Lynn: This is...
Poromon: (blocks her path again) Uh!
Lynn: Can I...
Poromon: (blocks her path again) Uh! (grabs her in a headlock) Ah! I was just messing with you, girl! You can do whatever you want. I was just kidding you. (gives her a noogie) Why are you so serious?
Nightbird: (to Kevin Reynolds) You know what? Injecting Poromon with steroids was the best idea you ever had!
Nico: I agree with Nightbird.
Me: You got that right.
Eli: Yeah maybe it will teach the Trinity of Violence some manners. The parents were spoiing Lynn too much.
Ets: I'll say.
Me: Yeah. Poromon let her pass.
Poromon: Fine.
He did so.
Lynn: Thanks J.D.
She went downstairs.
Lisa Loud was working on something in her room with her chemistry set.
Lisa Loud: Finally, some peace and quiet.
Unknown to her, Poromon was playing football with the mascots.
Poromon: Ready? (throws football) Hike!
The football went into Lisa's room and Jirachi ran after it.
Jirachi: I got it!
He got the football but accidentally bumped into Lisa, making her drop a bunson beaker. As a result, her equpiment exploded.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Jirachi: (sees this) Uh oh!
Lisa: (gets pissed) ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I NEEDED THAT!
In the Aligned universe...
Aligned Ratchet sneezed.
Aligned Optimus: Is something the matter, Ratchet?
Aligned Ratchet: Just have this weird feeling that someone's ripping off my line.
Me: What's going on in here?
I saw the mess.
Me: Whoa. What happened in here?
Nico: What a mess.
Lisa: (shows us her damaged tools) Just look at what he's done!
Arcee: Don't be so dramatic, Lisa. We can always replace any of your damaged equipment.
Lisa: This isn't about my equpiment, guys!
Lori: I literally agree with Lisa. We're talking about Poromon and his new muscles!
Lynn: He's been causing trouble with how he's always showing off his muscles!
Lola: He could be confined! Restrained even!
Poromon: (walks up to them threateningly) Wanna say that again, wimps?!
Me: Poromon that's enough! Now girls he likes his new muscles and it makes him look awesome.
Nico: That's right girls. Poromon is just showing off. No harm done.
Rukia: Yeah he just likes to show off.
Papi: And I think it's really cute.
Cerea: I do too.
Nico: Yeah.
Sandman: Look, regardless of how you girls feel about Poromon at the moment, his muscles could still come in handy on the next mission.
Me: They sure can. And I know just the mission for this.
Nico: What is it?
Me: This time ALL of us are going on this one. Many of you weren't with us when we did this. We're gonna go through the whole movie of Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs.
Nico: Oh wow!
Lori: I always literally love that movie.
Lola: It was fun helping Flynn and Sam out.
Nico: I wasn't with you when that went down but that was so adventure from what I heard.
Eli: This is gonna be so fun.
Papi: It sure is.
Cerea: I can't wait to have fun with that one.
Nel: Me too.
Rich Texan, Webstor, Angel, Red Ghost, Steam Smythe, Skalamander, Ebon, and Black Adam then appeared.
Rich Texan: Can me, Webstor, Angel, Red Ghost, Steam Smythe, Skalamander, Ebon, and Black Adam go with you guys?
Me: You all sure can. I don't know if any of you have read the books or watched the movies but we're going to the island of Swallow Falls to help Flint Lockwood and Sam in the world of Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs.
Angel: Oh wow! I used to read that book all the time.
Black Adam: And the movies were just as awesome.
Qin: I remember going to the world of the second movie after what happened to the island after the 1st movie.
Nico: That was epic. This time we're all going to see the events of the first movie unfold.
Ebon: That's gonna be so cool.
Me: And it will be awesome to see Flint and Sam again.
Eli: It sure will.
Orihime: Lets get moving.
We were off to Swallow Falls.
SWALLOW FALLS, ATLANTIC OCEAN
We were on the island of Swallow Falls and we were walking around the island on the water and it was a gloomy and depressing place.
Me: Wow. I forgot that this town has seen better days.
Maria: I forgot how depressing the town started off.
Me: Me too.
Rainbow Dash: What was the reason that the whole town was so depressing?
Me: Well Swallow Falls was primarily known for their sardines. But after the Baby Brent Sardine Cannery closed its doors forever the whole island was starving. The reason is because the world realized that sardines are super gross.
Laney: Yeah I don't blame them. Sardines taste awful.
Me: Yeah they taste like you're drinking crude oil in its pure form and that stuff is poisonous.
Rarity: Why are sardines so gross?
Me: Well Sardines are loaded with so much fish oil that it tastes like you're drinking gasoline. This whole town fell into poverty because they are now stuck eating sardines 24/7 and they had to eat them poached, fried, boiled, dried, candied and even juiced. BLECH!
Fluttershy: Goodness.
Applejack: Yeah I would not want to eat sardines like that.
Me: Me neither.
Pinkie Pie: It's like what happened when Zesty Gourmand was taking the flavor out of Restaurant Row in Canterlot.
Rarity: Indeed darling.
Emerald Shine: That was crazy mom.
Nico: Yeah.
We then saw someone sitting on a ladder in the docks by the water and he was looking sad and it was Flint Lockwood.
Me: There he is.
We find Flint, with Steve, hanging on the ladder at the end of the docks, hiding underneath.
Flint: (Sigh)
We came up to him.
Red Ghost: Are you Flint Lockwood?
Flint: (glares suspiciously at him) I am. Are you someone who's supposed to be in jail?
Me: Flint it's us.
Flint: Hey guys! Wow! It's great to see you all.
Me: Its been a while Flint. Sorry we couldn't talk very often.
Flint: I know. Are they with you?
Me: Yeah a lot of stuff has happened over the last 2 years since we saw each other last.
Flint: Boy no kidding. You guys sure have expanded a lot.
Nico: And we have tons of new recruits and members.
Eli: We sure do.
Me: We should introduce everyone.
We did so and he met everyone.
Flint: Wow! It's awesome meeting you all. You guys HAVE grown a lot.
Me: We sure have. Our forces have grown a lot.
Sam Sparks then came.
Sam Sparks: Hey guys!
Me: Been a long time Sam.
Top Man: It's good to see you again, Sam.
Sam: Same here, Top Man. But, is it okay if I ask what's wrong with one of your mascots?
Poromon: I'm gonna go work out.
Lola: Again? That's, like, the eighth time today.
Poromon: I'm not satisfied until every vein is forced up against my skin. Look how vascular I am, Lola. If there's one thing women love, it's a vascular man.
Poromon started walking past us.
Poromon: (singing) I got veins. They carry blood all over my baddy. (to Lola) That's how John Mayer would say it. Baddy. I'm really into him right now. You'd better be okay with it!
Lola: (annoyed) Okay, I get it!
Me: Yeah. But it's great to see you Sam.
Sam Sparks: Same to you J.D. and wow you guys have increased in numbers a lot.
Me: I know. A lot of things have happened to us over the course of the last year and a half to two years. And the last 4 years since we were here the first time.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Sam Sparks: I know. The Battle with Thanos, the Masters of Evil taking the place of the Legion Of Doom, The Battles with Voldemort, The War With the Royal Defenders, the War in Equestria, everything has been happening to you all.
Nico: I know. Hard to imagine.
Qin: And also Chester V is now in prison.
Sam Sparks: He sure is.
Flint: Yeah.
Nico: Whats been happening Flint?
Flint: Well my machine got launched into the sky.
He pointed up to the sky.
Me: Wow all the way up there?
Eli: Wow! That's a good distance.
But then a glob of mustard hit me in the face on my cheek.
Me: What the?
I wiped it and licked it.
Me: Mustard?
A tomato slice hit Nico in his face.
Nico: OW!
Flint: But that could only mean...
Thunder was heard and it caused Flint to turn and look up at the sky.
Flint: *GASP*
Sam turns and reacts in the same way.
Sam: *GASP*
Steve does the same.
Steve: *GASP*
We looked up and gasped.
All of us: (GASP)
All over town, people turn to the sky and react.
Mayor: *GASP*
Brent: *GASP*
Cal/Kids: (IN UNISON) *GASP*
Rufus takes off his hat, a woman takes off her glasses, Joe Towne takes off his beard.
Rufus: *GASP*
Regina: *GASP*
Joe Towne: *GASP*
Earl, in his cop car, turns, rolls down his car window.
Earl: *GASP*
Ratbird: *SQUAWK*
Back on the dock.
Flint: *SUPER-LONG GASP*
We saw what it was and we saw that Rainbow storm clouds had suddenly appeared out of nowhere and they were dropping perfectly-prepared cheeseburgers into the ocean and along the dock. IT WAS RAINING CHEESEBURGERS! CHEESEBURGERS FROM THE SKY!
Me: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
Rainbow Dash: OH WOW!
Applejack: SWEET SASSAFRAS!
Big Mac: Well I'll be!
Steve: Happy! Cheeseburgers! Jump! Excited! Excited!
Flint stares to the heavens and laughs as beautiful burgers float down all around them. A burger lands in his hand. He takes a delicious bite.
Flint: My machine works... It really works! (Laughs)
Me: This is awesome!
Eli: YEAH IT IS!
He ate a burger and it was delicious!
Sam overhears and approaches.
Sam: Your machine? Is that what that rocket was?
Nico: I think it was!
Flint: (Mouth Full) Uh... Do you like it?
Sam: (Takes a bite of a burger) (Mouth Full) I love it! (Laughs) This is just amazing! Look at this. This is the greatest weather phenomenon in history!
Flint is happy.
Me: We were shocked ourselves when we were here the first time too.
Aylene C.: Yeah that was something!
Flint: (Mouth full) Hey, aren't you a weather girl?
Sam: (Mouth Full Gasp)
Sam went back into town.
Sweeping shot over the town as burgers rain down.
Me: Lets head into the town and talk to everyone.
Sam: (O.S.) Manny, get your camera!
People slowly come out of hiding and start to enjoy the delicious burgers. Everyone except Tim, who was standing inside the doorway of his shop and just stares at the sky in disbelief. Back in town, people cheered.
NYCT NEWS DESK - MOMENTS LATER
The WNN Anchor touches his earpiece, getting a message from his producer.
NYCT Anchor: This just in, our humiliated weather intern is apparently back for more.
Burgers rain behind an excited Sam.
Sam Sparks: Thanks, Patrick. Okay, everybody. You are not gonna believe this one, but I am standing in the middle of a burger rain. You may have seen a meteor shower, but you've never seen a shower meatier than this.
On Flint, surveying the scene, as Sam continues behind him. The town is going crazy with the burgers.
Sam Sparks: For a town stuck eating sardines, this is totally mana from heaven.
Joe Towne: This tastes significantly better than sardines!
Everyone was eating.
Me: Wow! Everyone is happy.
Laney: For the first time in years.
Fluttershy: The poor people were eating sardines for a long time. They must've been really hungry.
Me: No kidding. If I was eating sardines all the time, I would be so sick of it that I would be craving something else to the point where I would probably eat my own legs off first.
Nico: EW! Don't do that.
Squidward: I once said the same thing when I hated Krappy Patties.
SpongeBob: (Laughs) I remember that Squidward.
Lily: Yeah that was weird.
Cal shoves one into his mouth and enjoys it. We see the mayor steal burgers from people as he walks. We saw MAYOR SUSANO SHELLBOURNE!
Mayor Susano Shelbourne is the main antagonist of Sony Pictures Animation's fourth feature film Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and its video game adaption and a recurring character in its prequel series.
He was voiced by Bruce Campbell in the film, Seán Cullen in the series, and James M. Connor in the video game.
Mayor Shelbourne was originally very healthy and salubrious, weighing probably not much over one-hundred pounds. He eventually plots with his minion Brent McHale that he would be big enough to conquer Swallow Falls. After the "food weather" began (thanks to a certain machine created by Flint Lockwood, called Flint Lockwood's Diatomic Super Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator, or FLDSMDFR for short), he became extremely acquisitive and gluttonous; eating three cheeseburgers in one bite, stuffing his mouth with bacon, and shoving an over-mutated hot dog (with scoops of ice cream) down his throat are just a few examples of his ravenous and acquisitive behavior.
Later in the film, Shelbourne gained hundreds of pounds in less than a month and became a very obese mayor after greedily consuming large helpings of food, and he had to move about on a scooter. He comes to Flint's laboratory unexpectedly and orders Flint to order pasta. But as Flint tries to explain the dangers of the food becoming larger, the Mayor dismisses this, and explains that everyone will love the big portions of food. He then manipulated Flint into keeping the machine going, or by turning it off, he will ruin everything and no one will like him at all. Without any other choice, Flint starts the big food supply, much to the Mayor's delight. He and the Mayor create a food park, an all around the world opening to people all across the world. Just as Flint is about to appear on stage, Sam Sparks tries to warn Flint of the upcoming food storm, but he dismisses her and appears on stage. As Flint begins to open up the food park for everyone, Shelbourne secretly sneaks into Flint's laboratory and activates a food storm, starting with a spaghetti cyclone, putting everyone in danger.
Flint then realizes his mistake, and rushes to his laboratory to shut down the FLDSMDFR to stop the storm, only to find Shelbourne sabotaging his machine. Unfortunately, Shelbourne refuses to let him do so and attacks Flint with a giant radish and destroys the communication device to the FLDSMDFR after mindlessly ordering a "Vegas' style all-you-can-eat buffet", causing the machine to become self-aware and start up the major food storm.
When the town of Swallow Falls became showered by huge food, the Mayor (who was now responsible for causing the FLDSMDFR to be evil and creating the major food storm) puts the blame on Flint, causing the townspeople to turn against Flint, but police officer Earl arrived to the rescue, stating that the events would not happen if the whole town (mostly the Mayor) had not pushed Flint into making so many food orders in the first place. Shelbourne then escapes on a sandwich boat, leaving the townspeople and the town to their fate, though they ultimately managed to survive by staying ahead of the food. At the very end, as Flint finally managed to apparently destroy the FLDSMDFR and end the food storm for good, Shelbourne was seen clutching on the sinking remains of his boat in the middle of the ocean after eating it.
During the ending credits, it is revealed that Shelbourne was found and deflated of all of his extra pounds and returned to his original weight, before being arrested by Earl for his greedy and materialistic actions. However, taking advantage that Earl and his son, Cal became distracted for a moment, he jumped into a hole, escaping from his imprisonment.
Mayor: This is gonna be big!
The mayor shoves three burgers into his mouth. A crowd gathers to watch Sam's report as they eat.
Sam Sparks: (ON TV) This food-weather was created intentionally by meekish backyard tinkerer, Flint Lockwood.
Earl and everyone around him.
Earl: Flint Lockwood?
Everyone turns and looks at Flint.
Me: Uh oh.
Flint: Hi.
Earl jumps over to Flint and tackles him again.
OOF!
The burgers stop raining.
Earl: Flint Lockwood! You're under arrest for- (sees Poromon)
Poromon: (smirks) Go on. What's Flint under arrest for?
Skalamander: For the love of God, Earl, please talk to Flint calmly for the sake of your health!
Earl: (nervously) Um, right. (to Flint) Can you explain what you did here?
Flint: I can try.
Me: Well it's complicated. But it's good to see you again Officer Earl.
Earl: It's been a while J.D.
Me: Yeah. We've been really busy. Sorry we couldn't talk. But this is part of an invention that Flint made to help end World Hunger.
Earl: I thought you guys already did that.
Me: Well with the number of people that we got to Earth that we met on our adventures in space over the last 3 to 4 years, we've been really bringing them in and a lot of food is gonna be needed. But this is part of what Flint invented. It's complicated. Besides a lot of people seem to love it.
We saw the people of Swallow Falls eating something else other than sardines and it was for the first time in years.
Nico: These burgers are delicious.
Nicole: Boy I'll say.
Twilight Sparkle: (Eats a burger) So delicious.
Eli: (Eats a burger) Yeah.
Sam Sparks: Flint, those burgers were awesome! The producer called and he was all like (DEEP VOICE) "Everybody loves that food weather."
The Mayor approaches, excited.
Mayor Shellbourne: Food weather. This could be even bigger than Sardine Land.
Sam Sparks: Can you make it rain food again? Please?
Me: First we got to figure out how to do it.
They gave Flint the Puppy Dog Eye look and it was cute.
Flint looks at her. God, she's adorable.
Flint: Yes.
Me: Lets head to your lab.
Flint: Okay.
We went to his lab and we saw Tim Lockwood.
Me: Tim been a long time.
Tim Lockwood: J.D. Knudson it has been a long time. And you guys have grown in numbers a lot since the last time you were here.
Me: I know. We've been so busy saving the universe that our forces grew exponentially.
Papi: I'll say.
Twilight Sparkle: They sure have.
Me: Don't worry Tim we'll be sure that everything goes smoothly.
Nico: Yeah.
Tim Lockwood: Look, you guys might think I'm crazy because it's too early. But I have a bad feeling about this.
Crystal Man: We feel the same way. But we're going to enjoy this while the food's still small enough to fit in our hands.
Me: Definitely. Besides, we handled situations like this before.
Tim Lockwood: That's true. But good luck guys.
Me: Not that we'll need it but thanks.
We went up to Flint's lab and we saw that it was amazing. We had to go in through the skylight because we wouldn't fit in the porta-potty elevator.
Twilight Sparkle: Boy this is some laboratory.
Dexter: Indeed it is. A well built place of scientifical engineering.
We were shown what the machine does.
Flint: So here's how it works. Water goes in the top and food comes out the bottom.
Me: Very interesting device.
Flint: Yes it is.
Sam: So when you shot it up into the Stratosphere you figured it would induce a molecular phase change in the vapor from the cumulonimbus layer.
Flint: That's actually a really smart observation.
Me: I agree. Also like I said, most of the Earth's water vapor and clouds are up in the Stratosphere and Troposphere.
Laney: That's right.
Varie: But for that to work wouldn't it need a huge amount of electrical energy?
Flint: That's right. My house didn't have enough electricity so I had to use the towns electric power plant.
Me: That also explained what that rainbow smoke stream was when we came here the first time.
Luna Loud: Yeah.
Nico: That's really amazing.
Naruto: It sure is.
Flint: The machine uses a principle of Hydro-Genetic Mutation. Water Molecules are bombarded with microwave radiation which mutates their genetic recipe into any kind of food you want.
Me: Wow! I remember seeing that the first time we were here. That was really interesting.
Eli: Really complicated.
Eureka: But amazing.
Miia: It sure is.
Papi: But it's really interesting.
Vince: Yeah.
Laney: That is so cool.
Lucy: This is all too complicated for me.
Sam: So Pizza?
Flint: Yes.
Sam: Mashed Potatoes?
Me: Pretty much any kind of food you could think of.
Sam: How about Jell-O?
Flint: Do you like Jell-O?
Sam Sparks: I LOVE Jell-O
Flint: I love Jell-O too. Oh, and peanut butter right?
Sam Sparks: Oh, no, no, no. I am severely allergic to peanuts.
Laney: Like I said, I have Epinephrine Shots in my bag for peanut allergies just in case.
Sam Sparks: Thanks Laney.
Me: What did you call the machine again Flint?
Flint: Oh right. It's called the Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super-Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator. Or for short: The F.L.D.S.M.D.F.R.!
Nico: That is a big mouthful.
Varie: That's exactly what I said when I was here the first time.
Me: Yeah that is a big mouthful so I shortened it down to the Flint Lockwood Fooderizer.
Nico: That's easy to remember.
Vince: It sure is.
Me: Anyway from the looks of things we'll have to set up a radio dish for the machine.
Lola: Good idea.
Lori: Yeah.
Me: Lets do it!
We got to work and set it up. We rigged a remote control system using a satellite dish and a bunch of wires.
Flint: Pushing. Folding. Connecting. Taping. Turning. Painting. Switching. Staring. Motivating. Placing button.
He sets up a Red "SEND" button, and re-boots the computer.
Me: Satellite all set up.
Flint types at his computer. Flint finishes his typing and the central screen now reads "ENTER FOOD CODE:"
Flint: It's working.
Me: We're online everyone.
Nico: This is gonna be so cool to see how it happens.
Laney: Yeah!
Steam Smythe: Let me make improvements to the machine, Flint. Just in case certain greedy people try to take advantage of it.
Flint: That's a good idea.
Me: Yeah. And I have a strong feeling I know who will take advantage of it like this.
Eli: The mayor of Swallow Falls?
Me: Bingo.
Sam Sparks: Seriously though, what's up with Poromon?
Alternate Chrysalis: (glares at Kevin Reynolds) Well, Sam, apparently, we have a friend who think it's ok to inject an In Training Level Digimon with steroids!
Kevin Reynolds: (to Sam) The poor guy was being pummeled by bullies! I'm sure Flint can relate to that!
Flint: Yeah I know that feeling.
Me: Yeah he told us what happened when he was bullied long ago.
Nico: Geez.
Me: Yeah.
Lincoln: This is a really interesting device.
Me: Now lets see how it works.
Flint: Yep. What do you guys want for breakfast?
Steve: I would like just fruit.
Laney: What kind of fruit Steve?
Steve: Blackberries.
Laney: Steve wants some Blackberries.
Flint: Good choice.
Me: How about ham.
Sam: How about eggs.
Flint: And toast.
Sam: Orange Juice.
Lincoln: Sausages.
Both Sam and Flint: And Bacon!
Luna: Great minds think alike huh dudes?
Flint: They sure do.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Lets do it!
Flint types the food code into the computer.
Sam Sparks: So, you're sure this is safe?
Flint: Don't worry. I have a Dangeometer that lets us know if the food is going to over-mutate.
Reveals a "DANGEOMETER" gauge with a needle safely in the green.
Lana: Is that what this little thing is?
Flint: Yep.
Vince: So we have to keep it in the green zone and make sure it doesn't get in the red.
Flint: Right.
Sam Sparks: Ooh, what happens if the food overmutates?
Flint: I dunno, but that'll never happen. All right. This probably won't explode.
Sam Sparks: What?
Flint pushes the red send button. We travel past the button to the Dangeometer, along wires to the satellite dish and up into the Stratosphere where the machine floats peacefully. An 8-bit graphic of an bacon strip pops onto the view screen.
Machine: Bacon.
We zoom inside the machine to see the molecules re-forming into little molecular bacon strips. Water changed into delicious succulent strips of juicy smoked bacon. The next day, Sam was giving her weather report for Swallow Falls.
Sam Sparks: Well those cheeseburgers are only the beginning because a breakfast system is on its way to Swallow Falls. My forecast: Sunny side-up.
(Lesley Gore's Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows plays)
It was raining awesome breakfast food like there was no tomorrow.
Breakfast is raining on Swallow Falls.
Joe Towne leaves the tackle shop to catch sunny side up eggs. A woman catches pancakes on a plate while she drives to work. A little girl tilts orange juice caught in an upside-down umbrella into the mouth of a gurgling little boy. The Mayor rips open a storm drain on the side of a building and bacon pours into his mouth. Ratbirds snack on breakfast foods on a power line. Flint and us watch happy breakfast eaters. The mayor walks up to us, covered in bacon.
Mayor Shellbourne: Flint, my boy, can you do lunch?
LUNCHTIME
It's raining sandwiches and The Mayor is eating and pacing. Brent holds up flashcards to illustrate the Mayor's points, kind of like Bob Dylan, but not really.
Mayor Shellbourne: Alright, here's the skinny. You keep making it rain the snackadoos, weathergirl provides free advertising, I have taken out a very high interest loan to convert this po-dunk town into a tourist foodtopia. All you have to do is make it rain food three meals a day, every day, for the foreseeable future, and in thirty days, we hold a grand reopening of the island as a must-see cruise destination, and everyone everywhere is going to love your invention.
He has a flashcard of people hugging a stick-figure Flint who has a big smile and hearts all around him.
FLINT You think so?
The Mayor takes this opportunity to eat the sandwich out of Flint's hands.
Mayor Shellbourne: (MOUTH FULL) I know so.
Flint types the menu into his computer and slaps the button. Sam does another weather forecast. A woman catches a turkey leg on her way to work. It was raining meat now.
Sam Sparks Now that's what I call poultry in motion. The Mayor munches on a ham hock as he points offscreen. The "Falls" in the "Swallow Falls" sign on the cannery is detonated and replaced so that it now reads "CHEWANDSWALLOW." The buildings get facelifts: "Gas Station" becomes "Anti-Gas Tablets." Stores become "Nothing but Floss," "Bibs."
Kid #1: Mr. Lockwood, may I please have waffles?
Woman #1: Falafels?
Kid #2: Jelly beans.
Rufus: Avocado!
Flint writes down their requests.
Flint: Coming right up!
Sam reports in front of piles of food on the ground.
Sam Sparks: Leftovers? Not a problem with Flint Lockwood's latest invention, the Outtasighter. So named because it catapults uneaten food out of sight, and therefore, out of mind.
Flint and Steve are inside a fantastical contraption. Its huge fork and spoon arms scrape leftovers onto the giant plate, which drops it into the bowl in the back. He pulls the lever and the bowl and catapults the food way into the distance. The Baby Brent Sardines billboard is replaced with one for "Flint Lockwood Brand Napkins." Brent gasps in horror but he knew that we were helping the town and his horror turned into joy. People eat from mouth funnels, and we see the mouth funnels store in the background. A rainbow of jellybeans rains into the open mouths of waiting kids.
Kids and Cal: Jellybeans!
Cal: Awesome!
Webstor: Is it okay if I have my turn in the usual battles again today? As an extra battle?
Me: Sure Webstor. In the meantime get a plate because it's chow time.
Goku: Yeah lets eat!
We got to eating all kinds of awesome foods that were raining down by the machine.
Throughout the days, people keep ordering more food and the music gets faster and faster.
Man #1: Pizza!
Man #2: Donuts!
We follow a donut that falls from the sky and into Cal's mouth.
Woman: #2: Pie!
Steve: Gummi bears!
Flint gives him a stern look.
Man #3: Fish!
Ratbird: *SQUAWK*
Man #4: Chicken pad thai.
Flint typing. Flint hitting the button.
People: (DEMANDING FOOD WALLA) Pizza / bologna / I want / gimme / more / come on! / etc...
Suddenly the MUSIC completely cuts out.
The mayor came and he was REALLY fat.
Mayor Shellbourne: A pizza, stuffed inside a turkey, the whole thing deep fried and dipped in chocolate. (BEAT) It's me, the Mayor.
Flint: Oh... uh, you look different. Did you get a new... haircut?
Mayor Shellbourne: Yes, I did. Thank you for noticing.
The music comes back in.
Flint was typing away and more food was falling like a bat out of hell. The Foodster rattles and shakes with overuse.
Later we were helping Flint.
Me: Man everyone is clammoring for this awesome food.
Rainbow Dash: You said it! (BURPS!) Sorry.
Rarity: It's most delectable.
Muscle Man: You know who else likes eating food from the sky? My Mom!
We laughed at his joke.
Papi: (Laughs) He's funny!
Cerea: He sure is.
Flint: Yeah!
Then the Doorbell rang.
Flint answered it.
Earl: (OVER INTERCOM) Flint Lockwood!
Earl stands outside the port-a-potty entrance, hat in hand. A hatch opens on the side of the lab, and Flint sticks his head out.
Flint: Yeah?
Me: What's up Earl?
Earl: Uh, it's my son Cal's birthday tomorrow and I was just wondering if you could make it rain something special.
Pinkie Pie: Ooh! You bet Earl!
Me: We make awesome birthday parties and we would be happy to help out.
Nico: Yeah!
Earl: Awesome! Thanks guys.
Me: You're welcome. Leave this to us.
We got to work.
The next morning, Cal wakes up and rushes to the window. It's snowing... beautiful, colored snowflakes. But it wasn't just snowflakes. The streets and houses were all covered in ice cream and there were balloons and decorations for Cal.
Cal: Whoa!
Earl and his wife Regina were in the doorway.
Earl: Happy Birthday, son.
Cal: Dad...?
Earl: This is your day. Go have fun. Cal rushes down the hallway...
Cal: I love you guys! You're awesome!
Earl: I love you, too, son!
Regina: Have a good time, baby! Cal opens the door and out into a landscape covered with 31 different flavors of ice cream. Cal and every kid in town burst out of their houses in their snow gear and were playing. Cal leaps headfirst into the snow and makes a face-down snow angel, munching ice cream.
Cal: Yeah! Cool!
Chomp Chest: It's like I'm in an ice cream wonderland!
Me: It sure feels like it!
Lola: Wow!
Later we were with Flint and Sam as we were walking along a grassy hill.
Sam Sparks: Where are we going?
Flint: Oh, nowhere, I just thought it'd be nice for the two of us to... go on a walk together. Like you do... as friends. (FAKE) Oh my, what's that?
Sam stops in her tracks.
Sam Sparks: Wow...
Reveals an enormous yellow/orange Jell-O Mold, refracting the setting sun like a stained-glass castle. It's breathtaking.
Me: Wow!
Nico: Now that is an awesome Jell-O castle!
Mary K.: Oh wow!
Sam Sparks: Oh, Jell-O's my favorite.
Flint: You never made a request, so, I made one for you.
Flint disappears into the Jell-O. Sam looks confused.
Sam Sparks: Flint? Flint?
Flint: (O.S.) Join me.
His arm pokes out of the Jell-O. He pulls her inside.
We followed in through the top window and we went in.
Sam Spark: Whoa!
Once inside, she tries to gain her balance on the squishy Jell-O floor, then realizes she's in a beautiful Jell-O cathedral.
Me: Wow! This is incredible!
Lola: This is amazingly artistic.
Laney: The whole thing is like a Jell-O bounce house.
Sam Sparks: (AMAZED) Who-oooa. But, how did you...?
Flint Oh, I just made it rain Jell-0 in the middle of the night, then I gathered it all up with the Outtasighter before everyone woke up and then I brought it here and pressed it into a gigantic customcarved plastic tupperware mold I made. No big deal.
Me: It's a very big deal Flint.
Nico: Yeah you would easily win a jell-o sculpture contest.
Flint: Thanks guys.
Flint is playing a Jell-O piano.
Flint: Everything's made of Jell-O. This piano, those sconces, that ghetto blaster, that Jell-O, that aquarium, that Venus de Milo with your face on it next to a Michelangelo's David that also has your face.
Me: Wow! Very creative!
Eli: It's very well made.
Sam gives a weirded-out look. Flint does several high vertical bounces.
Flint: Come on, Sam, what are you waiting for?
She looks at the EXIT sign. What will she do?
Sam Sparks: Nothing!
She suddenly does a bunch of fast little manic jumps.
Sam Sparks: Woooo! Yeahhhhhhhh!
Eli: WEEEEE!
We bounced all over the place.
Boing, boing, boing! Flint and Sam and us bounce around the room like crazy. Sam pushes Flint down the Jell-O stairs and he laughs and bounces. They both fly in and take bites out of the statue. Both jump in and out of frame making goofy poses. Sam jumps off the balcony onto a diving board, then lands in a Jell-O swimming pool.
Sam Sparks: Cannonball!
Flint: (RIGHT BEHIND HER) Bellyflop!
He smacks on the surface.
SLAP!
We winced at that.
Me: OOOHH!
Nico: That's gotta hurt!
Eli: Ouch.
Ets: Yikes!
Nunnally: He's gonna be feeling that.
Flint: Why did I do that?
Later, Sam and Flint and us are watching the sun set through the refracted light of the Jell-O wall.
Me: This is amazing.
Laney: It sure is.
Joey: (British Accent) It sure is gorgeous.
Sam Spark: So, Jell-O.
Flint: Right, right, right.
Sam Spark: It's a solid, it's a liquid, it's a visco-elastic polymer made of polypeptide chains but you eat it- (CATCHES HERSELF) I mean... it tastes good. (GIGGLES)
Flint: (CONFUSED) Why do you do that?
Sam Spark: Do what?
Flint: Say something super smart, and then bail from it?
Me: Yeah that's what we want to know.
Sam Sparks: Can you keep a secret?
Flint: No. (OFF LOOK) But this time, sure. Yeah.
Sam Sparks: Okay, well, it was a really long time ago, but I too was... a nerd.
Me: You are not a nerd.
Nico: Yeah Sam you look awesome.
Sam Sparks: Thanks guys.
FLASHBACK
Young Sam (glasses, ponytail) in her bedroom staring at a poster of a Doppler.
Sam Sparks: (V.O.) When I was a little girl, I wore a ponytail, I had glasses, and I was totally obsessed with the science of weather. Other girls wanted a Barbie, I wanted a Doppler Weather Radar 2000 Turbo. But all the kids used to taunt me with this lame song. It wasn't even clever!
Young Sam, finishing an equation, is mocked in class.
Flashback Kids: Four eyes! Four eyes! You need glasses to see!
Back to scene
Flint tries not to laugh at "glasses to see."
Flint: (STIFLES LAUGH, THEN, OFF HER LOOK) Go on.
Sam Sparks looks annoyed.
Then she continues.
Sam Sparks: So I got a new look, gave up the sciency smart stuff, and I was never made fun of again. And I still need these glasses, but I never wear them.
Flint: I'll bet you look great with glasses on.
Sam Sparks: Oh, I'm really not-
He grabs her glasses and starts to put them on her.
Flint: And on they go.
Sam's P.O.V. - as her glasses go on, a blurry handsome guy becomes a sharply in-focus, nerdy Flint.
Sam Sparks: Whoa.
Flint: What?
Sam Sparks: Nothing.
Me: Well have you ever thought about doing corrective laser surgery Sam?
Sam Sparks: Never really came to my mind.
Me: Well it will help you see better.
Sam Sparks: Can you do that?
Me: I sure can. Laser vision is one of my many powers.
Nico: Sam just stay still.
Me: Now look at my face and don't blink.
My eyes glowed red and I fired a tiny laser blast into her eyes and it made her warble a little and then her vision became crystal clear!
Sam Sparks: WOW! I can see crystal clear! Wow! Flint this is amazing!
Me: Also Sam you are not a nerd at all and Flint doesn't think so. He will do anything to help you out. Flint is a great inventor just like many of us on the team.
Sam Sparks: Do you really think so?
Me: Yeah no one cares what you look like on the outside. It's what you look like on the inside that counts.
Flint: That's right Sam. Now you are beautiful and more awesome than ever.
Sam Sparks: No I'm not.
Flint: Well, why not? I mean, this is the real you, right? Smart, beautiful eyed... who wouldn't want to see that?
Sam Sparks: (CHARMED) You know, I've never met anyone like you, Flint Lockwood.
Flint: (CHARMED) Me either. But about you.
Sam closes her eyes and leans in for a kiss.
Flint's cell PHONE RINGS - it's his voice singing: "FLINT YOU HAVE A CALL, FLINT YOU HAVE A CALL..."
Me: I'll answer that you resume your kiss.
Flint: No I got it. That's weird. Someone must have changed my ring. (LOOKS AT PHONE) Oh, it's the mayor. Do you mind if I take this?
Sam Sparks: No, no, no. Go ahead, take it. That's fine, really. I should be going too, it's getting late.
Flint: (COVERS PHONE) I'm so sorry. It's just really important. I'm just going to step outside real quick.
He walks through the wall and falls. Sam cringes as he lands with an oof.
Me: Ouch.
We were later at a restaurant that didn't have a roof.
Tim waits there for Flint, wearing a TIE, clearly uncomfortable. Flint runs in, excited as hell.
Flint: Dad, you came! I had the best day and I have so much to tell you!
Tim Lockwood: Do I look alright?
Flint: You look great, come on let's go!
Flint drags him off. The Roofless, a fancy restaurant with a crowd waiting. Brent is in line at the velvet rope.
Flint: Oh, it was so cool, I almost kissed a girl- (GREETING PEOPLE) Hey. How's it going?
Brent argues with the Bouncer.
Brent: It's Baby Brent. You know? "Uh-oh!" I should be on the list!
Me: It's okay sir. He's with us.
Brent: Hey guys. Been a long time.
Me: It sure has Brent.
Brent was let in with us.
Flint and Tim go straight to the front.
Flint: Hey, Brian.
The Bouncer lets them enter. We all go in and the door closes.
It is raining steaks. There is no ceiling.
Townperson: Hey, Flint Lockwood! Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Flint: Oh, thank you. Thanks so much.
Joe Towne: A toast! To Flint and his delicious steaks.
Flint: Oh, thanks. Thank you. Oh, wow.
Tim: (UNCOMFORTABLE) Very nice place.
Waiter: Salt, pepper. Pepper, salt.
Earl: Flint Lockwood!
Earl puts out a fist for Flint to hit, and he slaps it.
Flint: Earl!
As Flint and Tim sit down at their table, Tim notices the absence of any ceiling.
Tim: So, no roof?
Flint: Yup. You just hold out your plate.
We did so and steaks landed on our plates.
Me: That is clever.
Flint: And I even made it rain your favorite: meat. Mmmmm.
Nicole: This is my kind of restaurant.
Tim looks around the room as - CLANK, CLANK, CLANK - large steaks hit the tables all around them, rattling silverware. Everyone else enjoys it, but Tim is a bit freaked out.
Flint: Okay. So, you know how the grand reopening of the town is tomorrow? Well, the mayor has asked me to cut the ribbon.
Me: Wow! That's great Flint!
Flint: It sure is! He said my invention saved the town! Aren't you proud of me?
Tim looks torn. Then- SLAM! A large steak lands Tim's plate, startling him. He looks down at it. He looks at Flint, who's still celebrating, arms in the air, and doesn't want to have to burst Flint's balloon.
Me: Jumping peanut hams!
But then...
SLAM!
A giant steak crashed onto me and I was pinned to the floor!
Me: (Straining) Oh! A little help here!?
Nico and Eli lifted the steak off me and put it on the table.
Nico: Man that steak is huge!
Eli: That's as big as a whole cow!
Nunnally: I'll eat it!
Papi: Me too.
Nicole: Same here.
Crag: We will too.
They got to eating.
Tim Lockwood: Well... Doesn't this steak look a little big to you?
Me: Yeah it crashed onto me. Ouch.
Flint: Yeah, it's a big steak. Every steak is not exactly the same size. Did you even hear what I just said?
WHAM!
Another big steak lands between them, knocking their glassware off the table.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: These steaks are massive!
Nicole wasn't minding them.
Nicole: I don't mind it.
Tim Lockwood: Son, look around. I'm not sure this is good for people. Maybe you should think about turning this thing off.
Me: I agree Flint. And besides thanks to you Flint, this whole town will not go hungry anytime soon.
Eli: Yeah it was great.
Blitzwing: You know, Flint. This town won't go hungry even if the machine is turned off.
Maria: Our powers can actually make food.
Me: They sure can. Remember how Laney made a lot of fruit trees when we first came here?
Flint: Boy I sure do guys. That was amazing.
Me: Well our powers have not only evolved and gotten stronger but we also discovered that we have the power to use our imaginations to make food grew on trees too.
Watch this.
I fired a beam of pink energy from my forehead and it hit a flower and formed a Pizza Tree in the back of the restaurant.
Me: Ta-da!
Flint: Wow! That was amazing!
Eli got a slice for him.
Eli: Try a slice.
Flint tried a slice of pizza and it was the most delicious pizza ever for him!
Flint: Wow! That is delicious!
Me: Try one everyone.
Everyone did so and it was delicious.
Me: Also Flint I agree with your dad. I think it's time to turn it off.
Flint: But if I do everyone will hate me.
Me: No they won't Flint.
Black Adam: Flint, it doesn't matter what the people think of you because of that machine. You're a hero in our book regardless.
Me: That's right Flint and you are an awesome friend. You and Sam, Brent, Manny, Earl, Cal, you all are our awesome friends.
Flint: Thanks guys. That means so much to me.
Me: But one thing still puzzles me.
Nico: What's that?
Me: How in the world did Mayor Shelbourne get out of the Antarctica prison? The first time we were here we sent him there after this happened before.
Rainbow Dash: This happened before?
Me: It sure did R.D. and we weren't called Team Loud Phoenix Storm back then and we didn't have as many recruits on the team as we do now.
I went over what happened during the events of chapter 129.
When I was finished everyone was amazed.
Lola: I remember that!
Laney: That was an awesome adventure.
Lori: That was literally one of the most amazing adventures we were on.
Vince: And I wasn't even on the team back then.
Nico: Neither was I.
Gabrielle: (British Accent) But that was a really fun adventure.
Flint: That is suspicious.
Me: Yeah.
We went outside to think. But then a THREE-FOOT LONG HOT DOG plops down in front of us. We look around to see several other large hotdogs around Flint's neighborhood, including his dad's yard, which is full of hotdogs.
Flint: These are big hotdogs.
Me: These hotdogs are huge!
I took out a tape measure and measured one and it was 3 feet long.
Me: Three feet long! That's Texas Size!
Applejack: These are Texas Size hot dogs.
Rainbow Dash: I'll say!
Shaggy was eating one.
Shaggy: Like yeah! And they are delicious.
I lifted it up and it weighed over 10 pounds!
Me: Man they are heavy!
Lola: Yeah!
We looked up to the clouds.
Me: I think something is wrong with the machine.
We went to his lab and Flint looks at a scanner with a huge hot dog in it.
Flint: Oh, man. (DEEP BREATH) I mean, this isn't that bad, is it, Steve?
Steve has smeared mustard on his face and hands.
Steve: Yellow.
Flint goes over to the Dangometer which is in the yellow.
Me: Oh no! It's in the yellow!
Flint: You're right, Steve. The Dangometer is in the yellow. I don't know what to do.
He hears a whirring sound and turns to see...
Mayor Shelbourne: I do... declare these hot dogs to be delicious!
The Mayor, now grotesquely fat, riding in from the shadows on a rascal scooter and munching on a hot dog piled with food.
Flint: (FREAKED OUT SOUND)
Steve: Whoa.
Steve runs away.
Flint: How did you get in here?
Mayor Shellbourne: Tomorrow's the big day, Flint. The entire town's fate is resting on your food-weather! I'm thinking pasta. Some light apps. I know you won't let us down.
He wheels back into the shadows, still staring at him.
Flint: Well, Mr. Mayor, I think there's something you should see.
The mayor returns.
Mayor What?
Flint leads the mayor over to the scanner, and pulls up a display on the computer monitor.
Flint: This is the molecular structure of a hot dog that fell last week. And this is the molecular structure of a hot dog that fell today.
He pushes a button, revealing a very scary looking rapidly moving group of molecules.
Flint: The machine uses microwave radiation to mutate the genetic recipe of the food. The more we ask it to make, the more clouds it takes in, the more radiation it emits, the more these food molecules could over-mutate. I think that's why the food is getting bigger.
Mayor Shellbourne: Here's what I heard: blah blah blah, science science science bigger. And bigger is better. Everyone's gonna love these new portion sizes.
He shoves the entire hot dog in his mouth and swallows it.
Me: (In my head) He is such a pig.
Mayor Shellbourne: (MOUTH FULL) I know I do.
Flint looks over to the button, unsure.
Flint: My dad thinks I should turn it off...
Mayor: Geniuses like us are never understood by their fathers, Flint.
Me: (In my head) That is a big fat lie.
Flint: But what if things go-
The Mayor starts circling Flint.
Mayor Shellbourne: Who needs the approval of one family member when you can have it from millions of acquaintances? Not to mention that little cutlet, Sam Sparks. And me. I've always felt that you were like a son to me, Flint. And I'm gonna be so proud of you tomorrow when you cut that ribbon, save the town, and prove to everybody what a great inventor you are. So here's the cheese: You can keep it going, get everything you've ever wanted, and be the great man I know you can be. Or you can turn it off, ruin everything, and no one will ever like you. It's your choice.
The Mayor was about to drive away when Keiichiro spoke up.
Keiichiro: So what?
Mayor Shellbourne: Pardon me?
Keiichiro: So what if no one likes Flint anymore if the machine's turned off.
Sakuya: You and some of the people out there don't truly like Flint anyway! You're just in it for the food!
Tsukasa: Well, we've got news for you. Not everyone will hate Flint if the machine's turned off. Because we like him for who he is!
Noel: If turning off the machine to keep everyone safe will make Flint less popular, so be it.
Ramjet: And for the record, we're not going to let the town go hungry anyway. We'll use our powers to make the kind of food that's been appearing for everybody!
Mayor Shellbourne: I see. (to Ramjet) Well, Decepticon. You better shoot me in the head while you still can. Because tomorrow, I'm going to make you and your friends sorry for saying no to my offer!
Me: We'll see about that and you're gonna wish that we did.
Mayor Shellbourne left.
Flint: Thanks guys.
Me: You're welcome Flint. Thank goodness we saved you from making a terrible mistake.
Then came the big day for the opening of Chewandswallow.
Flint: You think the Mayor was telling the truth about making us sorry for saying no to his offer?
Maria: Flint, here's the difference between us and bad guys. We have the guts to carry out our threats. People like the Mayor don't.
Me: That's right. We've killed countless bad guys over the years and many of them were some of the most dangerous enemies that we have ever encountered. They are the worst of the worst and deserve nothing but death. People like Mayor Shellbourne are nothing but cowards. And he's also a gluttonous pig. Quite frankly I think there's a special place in Hell for someone like him.
Nico: And he can eat all he wants there until he explodes.
Eli: Yep.
Me: But we better be ready for what he is gonna do.
Angel: I'll patrol the air to see how bad the food is right now!
Me: Right!
But then a strong wind came and it was burning my eyes!
Me: AH! My eyes are burning!
Lori: (SNEEZES)
Laney: Bless you.
Nico tasted the wind and it was salt and pepper wind.
Nico: Salt and pepper wind?
Then a dry leaf smacked Ets in his face and he smelled it.
Ets: (Sniffs) This is oregano.
But the worst came. A look of horror in our eyes. We saw a massive SPAGHETTI TORNADO, ten blocks away, heading towards us.
Flint: Mamma mia!
Delizia: (Italian Accent) A spaghetti-a tornado!
Me: We got to stop the machine now!
I formed a huge force field around the city to protect us from the tornado.
Me: Come on!
We went back to Flint's lab!
Steve: Gummi Bears.
Flint Not now, Steve.
Steve hops onto his shoulder and they enter the Port-a-Potty and we flew through the roof.
We bursted into the lab. Steve is clinging to Flint's head.
Flint: (PANTING) Steve, we just have to upload the kill code and it will shutdown the - OAAAAAAAH no, what are you doing here?!
We saw the Mayor, furiously typing at Flint's computer.
Mayor Shellbourne: I've been up here ordering up dinner for the last ten minutes. Why? Is something going on?
Flint: I've gotta stop the machine. Everyone's in danger because of me.
Flint rushes for the machine in an attempt to turn it off but is bounced away by the mayor's large belly.
Mayor: Oh, it can't be that bad.
The Mayor hits the big red "SEND" button.
Flint: (NERVOUS NOISE) No!
Foods start to cycle on the computer screen, which creates a scary strobe lighting effect.
Mayor: Well, I'm outta here.
Flint: (DETERMINED) I can still stop the order with the kill code!
Flint makes it to the computer and types. He's about to hit the SEND button and stop the machine...
Flint: Sending kill code...
Mayor Shellbourne: I'm back!
...but the Mayor chokes him with a jumbo jumbo prawn, dragging him away.
Flint: (CHOKING) Got to get the button!
Flint grabs a huge hot pepper and shoves it in the Mayor's eye.
Mayor Shellbourne: AAAAHHH!
I kicked the Mayor in his face.
Flint races back... Steve rolls around, having a great time tossing food.
Steve: Play, fun, fun, play, fun!
Mayor: Hey, Flint!
Me: FLINT LOOK OUT!
Mayor Shellbourne: It's been nice to beet you! The Mayor tosses a big radish at Flint.
Flint: That's a radish!
Flint in midair dodges the beet/radish and it flies on, and smashes into the satellite dish, blowing it up.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
The Satellite was completely destroyed.
Steve: Uh-oh.
The satellite was smashed into a million pieces. Flint finally pushes the button. Nothing happens.
ON THE SCREEN: "ERROR: CONNECTION LOST. KILL CODE NOT SENT"
Flint: That was the only way to communicate with the machine...
Me: What the Hell have you done Shellbourne!?
Weiss: What have you done, you fat bastard...? WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?!
Mayor Shellbourne: Ordered a huge meal?
Flint: What exactly did you order?
Mayor Shellbourne: 20 Vegas Style All-You-Can-Eat Buffets?
We gasped in shock!
Me: God help us.
Oh no.
Poromon: No sweat! I'll just pound the machine until it's nothing but scrap metal!
We saw that Flint was gone.
Me: Where's Flint?
Nico: He was just here.
I grabbed the mayor.
Me: Mayor Shellbourne do you ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE!?
Mayor Shellbourne: I was hungry?
Me: Your hunger has doomed us all! Because of you the entire planet is now at the mercy of Flint's machine and it's all your fault!
Ets: Because of you we're all gonna die!
Me: And Flint is the only one capable of communicating with the machine and you destroyed the only way to stop it!
Nico: That's right! You had better hope that we get through this.
Eli: Or else we'll stain your sorry fat tub of lard butt all over the floor!
Me: YEAH!
Mayor Shellbourne: You can't threaten me! Who are you all!?
Me: You obviously don't recognize me after we were here the first time. Remember? We busted you and sent you to the Antarctica Prison after you did this before.
Mayor Shellbourne then remembered.
Mayor Shellbourne: Wait a second. (Looks at my face and saw that it was really me from 4 years ago when I didn't have the marks and the big muscles and the different eyes.) J.D. Knudson!? You are back again!? What happened to you!? You look completely different.
Me: Lets just say that I have evolved. Now you know who I am.
We let him go.
Me: We got to find Flint. Come on!
We left his lab.
Now almost completely covered in food, the FLDSMDFR monitor glows an ominous red. Overhead: the clouds part. The twister is gone. But it has created a path of mess and in its wake and covered everything in spaghetti and sauce. People start coming out of the mess, stunned. Two of them are Sam and Manny. Sam coughs.
Joe Towne: Everyone okay?
Townspeople: Yeah. / Yep. / I'm good.
Me: Thank goodness the force field held. Sam we got a bigger problem!
Sam Sparks: What is it?
Me: Look here.
She opened her doppler and I showed her some nasty activity brewing.
Earl runs up with Cal in his arms.
Earl: Help, somebody! Help me please! It's my son.
Sam Sparks: We need a doctor! Is anyone here a doctor? Anyone?!
Manny: (STEPPING UP) (Spanish Accent) I am a doctor.
Sam Sparks: You are?
Manny: I was, back in Guatemala. I came here for a better life. Pretty great decision, eh?
Manny pulls out a stethoscope and listens to Cal's heart.
Earl: How is he, doc?
Manny: (SERIOUS) He's in a food coma.
Really Concerned Man: Oh no!
Everyone gasps, especially Earl.
Manny: Too much junk food. I need a celery. Stat!
Someone hands him a stalk of celery.
Joe Towne: Here you go.
Manny snaps it in half under Cal's nose.
Cal: (Coughs) and wakes up.
Cal: Daddy?
Earl: Oh, Cal... Cal! I love you, son.
Cal: *VOMITS!*
Earl kisses Cal on the lips and smiles.
Earl: Looks like everything turned out okay.
Sam Sparks: Not yet it hasn't. That spaghetti twister was just an amuse bouche compared to what's on the way.
Townperson: (WHISPERS) What's an amuse bouche?
Me: That's another way of saying that we're in for the main course.
Eli: It was just an appetizer compared to the full fledge meal.
Me: Yep. Everyone, the mayor is to blame for all this. He messed around with Flint's computer and he overloaded the machine and because of him the entire world is in terrible danger.
Sam Sparks: Manny, patch us through.
Manny prepares for a broadcast. The satellite goes up. He plugs in some cables.
Sam Sparks: Go.
Me: Live in 5, 4, 3, 2.
WNN ANCHOR: Cute report, Nancy! KZZHHHHSSHHH! Hey! Four eyes?!
Sam has pirated in from CHEWANDSWALLOW!
As she speaks, we cut around the world to see people's horrified reactions.
Sam Sparks: Can it, Patrick! We are about to be in the epicenter of a perfect food storm. It's going to spread across the globe. I've calculated the Coriolis acceleration of the storm system. First it'll hit New York, then Paris, then the Jianguang Pass in Eastern China. And in four hours, the entire Northern Hemisphere will be one big potluck.
Everyone gulped in fear.
Me: This is bad guys. This is really, really bad!
Nico: I know but you dealt with this before right?
Me: Yes we have and there weren't very many of us back then and we weren't called Team Loud Phoenix Storm back then like we said. This is just like what happened back then.
Twilight Sparkle: We have to make sure that the Mayor pays for this.
Me: And we will. But first we have to find Flint. Lets go! Sam, you come with us.
Sam Sparks: Right!
We went to find Flint and Tim came out of his tackle shop.
Tim was walking out of the Tackle Shop to survey the mess. He looks over at the power line and sees Flint's dirty lab coat. He picks it up and looks at it.
Me: Flint's coat. He can't be too far away.
We looked over the ocean and saw a bunch of storm clouds forming over the ocean.
Me: The storm is building much faster than we thought.
We entered the junkyard.
Me: Flint?
We all enter and hears a low moan.
Tim Lockwood: Flint?
(MOAN)
Me: That's him but where is he?
We follow the sound and we found Flint in a rusty barrel, curled up under some junk and ratbirds flew away and a ratbird lands on Fluttershy's shoulder.
Tim Lockwood: Flint?
Me: Flint?
Flint: Hey, Dad. Hey guys.
Tim Lockwood: What are you doing?
Lola: Why are you in a barrel?
Me: Flint what's wrong?
Flint: Well, I tried to help everybody, but instead I ruined everything. I'm just a piece of junk. So I threw myself away. Along with all these dumb inventions. (Holds up the Spray On Shoes) This is junk. (Holds up Hair Unbalder) This is junk. (Point to himself) This is junk.
Me: Oh come on Flint you didn't mess everything up.
Applejack: Yeah Flint buck up. You've done so much good for this town. You're a hero to everyone.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah Flint what you did saved this entire town from starving to death because they were eating sardines 24/7.
Me: Yeah! If anybody is to blame for all this it's the mayor. He fucked everything up and HE is the one that ruined everything for you.
Varie: Yeah Flint.
Sam Sparks: And you saved the entire town and many people with our help.
Papi: And you helped Team Loud Phoenix Storm save the world many times before.
Me: And you got so many awesome friends and an awesome and amazing girlfriend to boot. Not only that but you are a hero to us and to the universe.
Flint: I know guys. I get it. Mom was wrong about me. I'm not an inventor. I should've just quit when you said.
Me: Flint that is not true. You have a great talent for all this and you have amazing skills. You think we got to where we were just by sulking? Hell no! We got to where we were because we worked together and we have many things that we use to help people. Friendship, Love, Courage, Hope and the most important thing is Faith. We never give up on anything. Your mother gave you the ability to be a great inventor because she believed in you. It was your determination and will to never give up hope that lead this whole town to be saved from starvation and you can do so again by saving the world from the wrath of a gluttonous madman that made your machine go haywire. Just like you did when you helped us the first time and like we did with you. So what do you say Flint?
I hold up Flint's lab coat.
Flint looks up to see the lab coat.
Me: Will you help us like you've done so before?
Flint: What...?
Flint stands up in the barrel, junk falling off him, and takes the coat.
Flint: My coat.
Flint looks at it for a beat, then realizes what J.D. means, looks back for Tim, but he's gone into the house.
Me: Your mother made this coat for you Flint. She got it for you because she believes in you. So what do you say? Will you help?
Flint: (Determined) You bet I will!
Me: Now there's the Flint we know!
Nico: Yeah!
Me: Lets get ready guys. But first.
I pulled out a phone and called the Masters of Evil.
Me: Vypra it's J.D. Our usual battles will have to wait till after we save the world. The world is in danger. Code Red Ω Emergency.
Vypra: We're on our way J.D.
Me: Lets go Flint.
Flint: Come on, Steve, Come on Guys, we've got diem to carpe.
Me: Lets do it!
We went to the lab.
Steve pops up out of the trashcan next to Flint. Flint and Steve and us went up to the lab in heroi-comic fashion.
SUPER FAST MONTAGE: He downloads the termination recipe onto a USB flash drive. Flint draws up plans. Pushes buttons. Calculates something. Measures something. Welds something.
Flint: Kill code downloading. Redesigning. Virtualizing. Cutting. Welding. Forging. Wiring.
Steve hits a bucket with a spoon.
Steve: Helping.
Flint presses a button and jet engines shoot above him.
Flint: Testing.
Flames from the engines burst behind him!
Flint: Yes!
The doors of a secret garage open. Then headlights turn on and a crazy car drives towards us with Flint and Steve inside looking determined.
Flint: Flying Car 2... Now with wings.
Wings pop out of the car. Awesome.
Me: That is awesome!
Vypra and all of the Masters of Evil then appeared.
Vypra: We're ready guys!
Me: Great! Lets go!
We went into town.
The storm clouds were getting closer and then once they were over the island, a giant watermelon smashes into the cannery sending goop and huge seeds flying all over town! Sam dives out of the way of a massive candy corn, just before it flattens a truck. A dozen enormous chocolate donuts roll down the street, chasing Joe Towne and others.
Joe Towne: I had a weird dream like this once!
A Man with a giant macaroni over his head runs around blindly, trying to get it off.
Macaroni guy: I have a macaroni on my head!
An enormous pancake covers the school and butter and syrup falls onto it. Kids outside watch, excited.
Kids: No school!
A cherry breaks a shop window and a man steals a TV. The walking TV breaks the window next to it and steals a man.
We got to the town center.
Me: Lets go guys!
We unsheathed our swords and blasters.
Poromon: (about to head out to punch the machine) You guys tell Flint that everything's going to be okay now!
Then a giant tomato went at Poromon.
Poromon: Uh oh.
The tomato squished Poromon into the ground.
SPLAT!
He got out of the tomato mess.
Poromon: (about to punch a falling meatball) Well, I can't destroy the machine, I can at least destroy the falling food!
He smashed the meatball into oblivion.
I slashed a huge pancake into pieces and then Nico slashed and smashed a Candy Corn and bagel into crumbs and pieces.
Eli chopped and slashed a hot dog and Twilight and team blasted a bunch of food all over into nothing.
Vypra slashed a donut into pieces.
Gravity Man: (sees a falling giant chicken leg) I've got this one!
He grabbed it and gave it to Nico.
Nico: Oh boy!
He ate the chicken leg and turned it into a huge bone and then smashed a banana with it and it launched out of the peel and smashed into a pile of lettuce.
Gravity Man used his gravity powers and sent the food into orbit and smashed them down.
Ebon: I'll evacuate the people with my portals!
Me: Go Ivan and hurry!
Ebon did so with his portals.
Dark Spicer: We have to go up to where the machine is at.
Nico: Right!
Me: Lets go!
Me: Earl! Get everyone to safety by building boats like you did before!
Earl: Right! (TO CROWD) Let's go build some boats!
The crowd cheers.
Earl exits.
Dark Spicer: Sakuya, how good is your aim?
Sakuya: Pretty good. Why?
Dark Spicer: The two of us and Eddy are gonna have to use our blasters to take out the machine from here.
Sakuya: Good thinking! Lets unleash hell!
They fired their blasters at the food left and right and were blowing it all into kingdom come and blowing it apart.
Eddy: YEAH! As Earthworm Jim says, EAT DIRT FOOD FROM THE NETHERWORLD! (BLASTS THE FOOD ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kughar, Vinta, Drakness, and Cyrenox blasted and smashed and slashed a lot of food all over the place.
Me: YEAH!
Eli: Man it just keeps coming!
Me: We got to attack the food at the source! Lets head up and get to the machine!
Nico: Right!
Me: Everyone follow me!
We flew up into the air.
Tim Lockwood: Good luck son.
Troy: Guys, we have to make sure Flint and the others get to the machine!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Wild Force!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Wild Force Rangers and slashed and cut much of the food.
We were flying through the storm.
Sam Sparks: Guys there's massive gastroprecipitation accumulated around the machine. It's almost as if it's-
Flint: Inside a giant meatball.
We all saw a huge sight as we emerged from the fog and it was a giant meatball asteroid - a huge mass of congealed food with food-blasting blowholes. The FLDSMDFR in the center. Sam looks above it, seeing white clouds getting sucked in through the top and black food clouds shoot out the bottom.
Sam Sparks: Water goes in the top, a food hurricane comes out the bottom.
Me: One with enough power to destroy the planet.
Brent: Glad I'm wearing a diaper.
Nico: This is what you fought before? Holy shit!
Me: We're gonna have to hit it with a massive combo-technique-final-smash blast.
Nico: WHOA!
Eli: Lets go for it!
Me: Lets go!
Arcee, Sam Manson, Nightbird and Spark Man used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Arcee's laser pistol, Sam's plant powers, Nightbird's weapons and Spark Man's lightning 100-fold.
Arcee and Sam Manson: LASER LEAF BARRAGE!
Nightbird and Spark Man: LIGHTNING SAI THUNDERBLAST!
Sunburn and Sunset Shimmer: PHOENIX FIREBALL FIRESTORM!
Eruptor and Pepperdance: VOLCANIC LAVA INFERNO!
Flameslinger and Cayenne: INFERNO FIRESTORM ARROW VOLLEY!
Ignitor and Firecracker Burst: FIRESTORM INFERNO SLASH STORM!
Hot Head and Lola: VOLCANIC INFERNO MEGABLAST!
Hot Dog and Sam S.L.: VOLCANIC SHOOTING STAR BARRAGE!
Blast Zone and Fire Man: INFERNO BOMB SHOWER!
Fire Kraken and Flame Man: FIREWORK MEGA BARRAGE!
Smolderdash and Magma Man: VOLCANIC ECLIPSE MEGABLAST!
Fryno and Solar Man: VOLCANIC SUN FURYBLAST!
Ka-Boom and Suzi (Camp Lakebottom): FIRESTORM MEGABLAST SURPRISE!
Wildfire and Heat Man: VOLCANIC ULTRABLAST SHOWER!
Torch and Francis: INFERNO WISP MEGABLAST!
Trail Blazer and Flame Princess: INFERNO STAMPEDE FIRESTORM!
Hammer Slam Bowser and Human Torch: INFERNO FURY SUPER BLAST!
Spitfire and Jean Grey: PHOENIX FIRE TORNADO BLAST!
Ember and Flamebird: INFERNO VORTEX FLAME!
Flare Wolf and Nuova Shenron: NOVASTORM FIREBLAST!
Chef Pepperjack and Volcana: VOLCANIC INFERNO SUPERBLAST!
Grinade and Azula: INFERNO HELLFIRE BLAST!
Scrap Shooter and Zuko: SUPER HELLFIRE SUPERBLAST!
Tae Kwon Crow and Kimiko: FIRESTORM SHURIKEN BLAST!
Smoke Scream and Vakama: FIRESTORM INFERNO HELLFIRE BLAST!
They all fired massive blasts of fire.
Lincoln and his harem all turned into their amazing costumes.
Lincoln in an Ace Savvy Outfit: LIGHTNING FOOD STYLE: THUNDER MAC N CHEESE BITES!
He fired a barrage of electrical mac n cheese bites.
Jessica in a Wasp Costume: STING FOOD STYLE: CHERRY CLAFOUTIS!
She fired a giant cherry clafoutis.
Hilda in a Sailor Moon Costume: (British Accent) WIND FOOD STYLE: JET CUCUMBER SANDWICHES!
She fired a barrage of cucumber sandwiches.
Twilight Sparkle in a Dark Magician Girl Costume: MAGIC FOOD STYLE: MYSTIC SUSHI BOMBS!
She fired a barrage of sushi bombs.
Entrapta in a WALL-E Costume: TECH FOOD STYLE: GUMMY FOOD MANIA!
She fired a barrage of gummy bears.
Perfuma in a Mystical Elf Costume: NATURE FOOD STYLE: VEGETABLE CRASH!
She fired a barrage of vegetables.
Frosta in a Meta Knight Costume: ICE FOOD STYLE: CITRUS RAGE!
She fired a tsunami of citrus juice.
Mai in an Elemental HERO Burstinatrix Costume: FIRE FOOD STYLE: RAGING PEPPER BLAST!
She fired some of the hottest peppers in the world.
Gluko in a Ranamon Costume: WATER FOOD STYLE: WATERY RICE PILAF!
She fired water which formed into rice.
Batch in a Mega Man Costume: NATURE FOOD STYLE: CALCIUM RAGE!
She fired a tsunami of milk.
Fluttershy in a Sailor Venus Costume: NATURE FOOD STYLE: TOFU SMASH!
She dropped a giant tofu block.
Toph in a Hammer Gorem Costume: EARTH FOOD STYLE: MEATS OF CHAOS!
She fired multiple foods.
Flint, Sam, Cal, Earl, Manny, Brent, Nico, Goku, Eli, Me, Lana, Vypra, Dark Spicer, Shiv, Big Slammu, Shaggy, Scooby, Lola, Chowder, Chomp Chest, Poromon, Poliwag, Ed, and Patrick Star: EATERS OF FOOD ULTRABLAST!
We fired a massive blast of energy from our mouths.
Lincoln, Jessica, Hilda, Twilight Sparkle, Entrapta, Perfuma, Frosta, Mai, Gluko, Batch, Fluttershy and Toph: FOOD FINAL SMASH: SHINING FOOD BOMB!
They fired a giant bomb made of food which explodes on contact.
The blasts all merged together and it slammed into the Meatball and it exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
The giant meatball was destroyed and the only thing floating in the air was the machine!
Me: There's the machine! Destroy it!
Sakuya, Eddy, and Dark Spicer successfully fired a shot that destroyed the machine from far away.
Keiichiro: (sees this) Yes! Perfect bullseye!
Me: BULLSEYE!
We went back and landed and everyone in Swallow Falls cheered wildly for all of us!
Flint: Well, the machine's gone.
Nico: You did the right thing, Flint. Food can be replaced. But human life can't.
Me: That's right Flint. Human life can't be replaced but it can be brought back.
I snapped my fingers and then out of the sky came a beam of light and a figure came down and it was Flint's mother Fran Lockwood!
Fran: Hello Flint.
Flint: Mom? MOM!
He went and hugged his mom for the first time in a while.
Me: Aww. But we have one last thing to tie up before we head home.
We looked at Mayor Shellbourne and glared at him.
He tried to scoot away but Optimus Prime stopped him by grabbing on to his scooter.
Me: Where do you think you're going buster?
Webstor, Shiv, Hydro Man, Dr. Light, Pyro, Anti-Wanda, Hsi Wu the Demon Sorcerer of the Sky, Grumblemon, Electrocutioner and Carly Atlas then appeared.
Me: Webstor, Shiv, Hydro Man, Dr. Light, Pyro, Anti-Wanda, Hsi Wu, Grumblemon, Electrocutioner and Carly Atlas.
Carly Atlas: That was some battle!
Nico: Messy but really delicious.
Lola: It sure was.
We looked at the Mayor.
Mayor Shellbourne: (nervously) Well, all's well that ends well, right?
Shiv: Don't even try to talk your way out of this.
Hydro Man: If it weren't for us and Flint, the entire planet would be destroyed thanks to you!
Dr. Light: When the usual battles are over, you're gonna get your just desserts!
Pyro: But at least the food that's left can still be eaten. (to us) And you guys will keep your promise of making food for the town, right?
Me: We always keep our promises. Before we do just that everyone how would you all like a great show with our usual battles?
Everyone cheered.
Flint Lockwood: This is gonna be awesome!
Fran Lockwood: It sure will be.
Rainbow Dash: Flint it always is awesome.
?: (German Accent) It sure is.
A figure came out and it was PROFESSOR PERICLES!
Professor Pericles is the main antagonist of the animated series Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated, the eleventh TV series of the Scooby-Doo franchise and the arch-nemesis of Scooby Doo.
He is a scarred parrot who is the leader and former mascot of the original Mystery Incorporated, having betrayed the gang years ago to get the Planispheric Disk for himself to gain infinite power. He and Mayor Fred Jones, Sr. are the reasons behind the original Mystery Incorporated's disappearance.
He was voiced by Udo Kier, who also played Yuri in Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 and its sequel, Lorenzini in The Adventures of Pinocchio, Gitano Dragonetti in Blade, Zanrelot in Vier gegen Z (4xZ), Yuri in Command & Conquer, Peter Straub in Call of Duty: WWII- Nazi Zombies and Dr. Krieger in the 2008 Far Cry movie.
Past
Professor Pericles is once a friend of a scientist named Abigail Gluck in 1930s, who he first met in Bavaria, though otherwise his early life prior to that meeting remained unknown. He later took over her robot factory after her death and took control of her Kriegstaffebots, which he used them to take what he needed.
When Ricky Owens was still a young child, Pericles met him when Ricky found him after he accidentally crashed into a tree in Ricky's front yard, and is injured from the fall. Despite initial mistrust, Ricky nursed Pericles back to health until the parrot was healthy enough to fly again. Initially sad, Ricky was then pleasantly surprised to see Pericles flied back, and decided to be Ricky's permanent friend and the two became best friends ever since. Together, they founded the original Mystery Inc., alongside Cassidy Williams, Brad Chiles and Judy Reeves, and solved several mysteries, which inspired the new Mystery Incorporated years later. Pericles proved himself helpful in many situations such as when he was visiting the buried Darrow Mansion along with his gang, and helped in the investigation of the old Spanish church where a monster had been seen, speculating that the monster might have led them there on purpose.
Pericles was very interested when the drawing of the Planispheric Disk was discovered, so he led the original Mystery Incorporated to a site where the first Planispheric Disk piece was found, but he was corrupted by it, resulting in him teaming up with Fred Jones, Sr. to betray the original Mystery Incorporated and find the Cursed Treasure of Crystal Cove. However, Jones eventually betrayed Pericles as well and threw the latter on a rock, causing the parrot's left eye to be injured and blinded due to being cut by the rock, so Pericles was accused of the crime and sent to Crystal Cove's Animal Asylum, while his gang disappeared from the town for many years after this event as Fred Jones Sr. forced them to never return.
Season 1
In the present, the new Mystery Incorporated, following the orders of Ricky, who poses as a mysterious man called Mr. E, managed to release Pericles from his imprisonment during a chaos in the Animal Asylum. Mr. E then told the Gang to "follow the parrot".
Now freed, Pericles started to put his plans into motion. To do this, Pericles first secretly gave the criminal Aphrodite her love potion formula to influence everyone in Crystal Cove to fall in love, so that he could get the help of Scooby-Doo to obtain things he needed to find the lost treasure. After the events was resolved, he ordered Ed Machine, a henchman of Mr. E, to send a message to the Mystery Gang (who just believed that Pericles was redeemed due to helping them against Aphrodite) through a recording tape, and told them the truth that he is behind Aphrodite's rampage and the one who gave her the formula in the first place, Pericles showed that he is still very much evil. Worse, Ed Machine also warned the Gang that if Pericles succeeds in his goal, it would mean the end of the world, foreshadowed Pericles's true intentions.
Later on, Pericles managed to haunt Mayor Jones in his home by hacking and taking over the latter's adoptive son Fred Jones Jr.'s traps under the disguise of the Shadowy Figure, and managed to steal the Mayor's piece of the Planispheric Disk, revealed to the Mystery Gang that the Mayor stole it from Pericles years ago. He then flied away while telling the Gang that they would meet him again.
After watching the Mystery Gang using video monitors when the gang was attacked by the Obliteratrix, who is actually Alice May, a minion ordered by Mr. E to attack the gang, Pericles thought about helping the gang because he still needed them alive.
Towards the end of season 1, the real mystery of what happened to Pericles along with the rest of the original Mystery Inc. in the past are finally revealed, as it was caused by none other than Pericles himself and Fred Jones, Sr. Pericles first went to Ed Machine's house and told Ed that he wanted to "deliver a message" to Mr. E, before brutally attacking Ed and presumably hurting him. He then showed up again when the new Mystery Inc. was down in the Crystal Cove Caves, having used a tracker to see where the Mystery Machine was and said there was nothing to fear, but Mayor Jones Sr., disguised as The Freak of Crystal Cove, suddenly appeared and knocked the parrot to the ground. Despite this, he still managed to steal a piece of the Planispheric Disk from the Mystery Machine after Mayor Jones is unmasked and arrested, as well as mocked Scooby for failing to catch him before flying away once again, and the Season 1 finale ended with Scooby-Doo, in anger, vowing to stop Pericles at all costs.
Season 2
Pericles returned in season 2, this time with bigger plans and his true intentions were fully revealed at last. Throughout the season, he and the rest of the original Mystery Incorporated set up several plans to take all the pieces of the Planispheric Disk from the Mystery Gang to achieve his ultimate goal.
With the mystery of him and his old gang now uncovered, Pericles summoned all of the former members of the original Mystery Inc. when the kids gathered the next two pieces adding with his own amount. Mr. E then invited them into a partnership, though this may be more than a mere partnership as the old gang may miss each other's friendship. After setting up a plan to kill the new Mystery Inc., Pericles told the new gang that he lived for more than 80 years, as he recalled being a friend of Abigail Gluck in the 1930s, and took over her underwater robot factory after her death, which he used it to achieve what he needs the most. He then departed as the factory exploded, ending Cassidy Williams in the process.
Pericles eventually created a mutant cattle herd to destroy Crystal Cove and give the gang no play to hide the Planispheric Disk, though the Mystery Gang managed to defeat the herd by capturing its queen, much to his anger. To force Mr. E to obey him, Pericles also implanted mutated cobra larvae in Mr. E's spinal column in his sleep to use as leverage against him, and assumed effective control of Mr. E's Destroido Corp.
After having recovered the Planispheric Disk after exchanging it from Fred to save Daphne, he returned to Destroido Corp. to find and to free his master, an ancient evil Annunaki known simply as the Evil Entity. It is revealed that he knew about the cosmological event called Nibiru the entire time. Using slaves from Crystal Cove, Pericles finally found the underground gate leading to the cursed treasure.
Following behind Mystery Inc., Pericles led his group through the elemental dimensions to the sarcophagus of the Evil Entity, where Pericles freed the Entity when Nibiru was at hand. Pericles offered himself up as the Evil Entity's vessel instead of Scooby-Doo, but instead of gaining the Entity's immense power as Pericles hoped for, the possession overwhelmed and killed him and transformed his body into the Evil Entity's monstrous vessel.
Post-Nibiru
After the Evil Entity was killed, in the new timeline that was created when the Entity's destruction removed its influence from history, Professor Pericles is no longer evil. He is now happy and without a scar, and had become the mascot for a now-married Ricky Owens and Cassidy Williams at the Creationex Corp.
Shaggy: Professor Pericles!?
Pericles: Good to see you all again Mystery Inc. Und J.D. how have you been?
Me: Its been a long time professor.
Laney: Wasn't he one of the predecessor members of the Mystery Inc. before You Fred?
Fred Jones: Yeah he was.
Me: And he's also the bird that unleashed an evil entity unto the world. The name of that entity was Nibiru.
I went over everything that happened.
The Evil Entity is the overarching and final antagonist of the Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated series, and the main antagonist of the final episodes "Through The Curtains" and "Come Undone". It is an evil Anunnaki that wants to consume and destroy the universe. It was imprisoned in what would eventually become the Cursed Treasure of Crystal Cove, but was released by Professor Pericles.
It was voiced by Clancy Brown, who also played Hades in the God of War videogames, Mr. Krabs in the SpongeBob SquarePants franchise, Byron Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption, Undertow in Disney's The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea, Dr. Neo Cortex and Uka Uka in the Crash Bandicoot franchise, Dark Dragon in American Dragon: Jake Long, Savage Opress in Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Silas in Transformers Prime, General McGuffin in Wander Over Yonder, General Wade Eiling in The Flash, Viking Lofgren in Bad Boys, Surtur in Thor: Ragnarok, Gunmar in Trollhunters, Harry Bordon in Cast a Deadly Spell, Parallax in Green Lantern, and Lex Luthor in the DC Animated Universe.
Past
The Evil Entity is among the Annunaki that arrived on Earth thousands of years ago. But unlike the other, more benevolent members of its race, it desired to consume all life by possessing an animal, and had corrupted many other Annunaki. Its plan was discovered before it can do this, thus the Evil Entity, along with other corrupted Annunaki, was imprisoned within a sarcophagus buried in a treasure.
The imprisoned Evil Entity's mere presence proved corrupting to the conquistadors, who succumbed to dark impulses and were driven to destroy entire villages in search of riches. Deeming the sarcophagus cursed, El Aguirre and his men anchored in a cove on the North American coastline and took the sarcophagus and all of the other treasure its influence had compelled them to plunder deep into catacombs beneath the bay, intending to hide them away forever. Using the mysterious and alchemical Planispheric Disk, they charted a path through caverns, and through times and space itself, sealing the sarcophagus and the Entity away in the space between dimensions, barring the way with a series of four elementally locked inter-dimensional gates, and then splitting the disk into six pieces and scattering them to prevent the "Cursed Treasure" from ever being found again.
Although further sealed away, the Evil Entity's sinister and blasphemous influence over the earthly reality remained strong, and its mere presence shaped the town that grew on the land above its resting place dubbed "Crystal Cove" by the conquistadors for the dark secret it held. Under the Entity's sway, the town became a center of the mysterious and weird, where people decided that the best way to commit crimes was to dress up as ghosts and monsters using increasingly outlandish and unfeasible technology.
Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated
When Scooby-Doo and Mystery Incorporated succeeded in locating all of the disk pieces and reforming the Planispheric Disk, they were forced to hand the disc over to Pericles, who used it to unearth the elemental gates beneath Crystal Cove, and both Pericles and the Mystery Incorporated gang subsequently raced through the gates across the dimensions until they reached the fourth, fiery dimension holding the Cursed Treasure. As the celestial alignment of Nibiru came, Pericles released the Evil Entity from its sarcophagus.
The Entity intended to possess Scooby-Doo, but when Scooby rejected it, Pericles offered himself up to the Entity as a willing vessel, evidently unaware that he would be entirely consumed by the Entity upon possession. Taking Pericles's body, the Evil Entity gained physical form as a repulsively grotesque tentacled creature, and it immediately began releasing its cruel and evil Anunnaki servants. Together, it and its servants began rising to and destroying Crystal Cove; there, with its servants' help, the Evil Entity began consuming the inhabitants with the aim of growing strong enough to fully break free from its binding lifeline to the sarcophagus, so it could move on to consume planets and galaxies and eventually the entire universe.
Discovering that they were mystically protected against the Evil Entity's touch when they stood together, the Mystery Incorporated kids realized that (unlike the other mystery-solving groups forged by the Entity) their friendship was real, like the Hunters of Secrets before them, and in turn realized from this that their friendship was their weapon against the Entity.
With this revelation, the kids worked together to get the Heart of the Jaguar past the evil Anunnaki minions to the Entity, until Scooby succeeded in plunging the Heart into the sarcophagus. With the sarcophagus' destruction by the Heart of the Jaguar, the Evil Entity's link to its prison was severed before it was strong enough to fully break free. Crystal Cove, the evil Anunnaki, and the Evil Entity were then sucked up, and the Entity was destroyed once and for all.
The Entity's destruction undid all of its evil throughout time, creating an alternate timeline in which all those whom the Entity's evil influence had negatively affected over history lived good and happy lives.
When I was finished everyone was amazed and shocked!
Nico: WHOA! He is a planet destroying monster!
Me: He was. I helped Scooby and the current Mystery Inc destroy him. And all the damage that he did over the years was undone.
Eli: WHOA! That's incredible!
Me: Yeah. The deeds of the Entity are long forgotten by everyone but we will never forget. It was a terrible time back then.
Nico: When was that?
Me: 9 years ago on December 21st, 2012. It was a time that almost ended in Armageddon.
Nico: Holy shit.
Ets: That's incredible.
Miia: But you saved everyone J.D.
Rachnera: Yeah you sure did.
Nan Que: That makes you and Mystery Inc heroes.
Me: Yeah it does.
We heard bassoon playing and out came MR. BURNS! But he was a Bassoon. (Season 25 Episode 6)
Me: (GASP) Mr. Burns!
Bart: Whoa! He is an awesome instrument.
Lisa Simpson: The Bassoon.
Me: He reminds me of the Disney Silly Symphony cartoon Musicville.
Nico: He sure does. Good memories.
But then we heard a strange song.
?: (Singing Divinely)
omeriata esta dikore
arma amata mesta dikore
samariya iyarmai lasai adolo…
kormediata esta ridore
arma amata mesta dikore
samariya iyarmai lasai adolo
kormediata esta ridore
arma amata mesta dikore
samariya iyarmai lasai adolo
adolo…
A figure landed and it was none other than the Vocaloid Queen of Voice herself, Miku Hatsune!
Me: Oh wow! Miku Hatsune!
Laney: The Vocaloid Queen of Voice herself!
Miku: That's right and it's an honor to meet you Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: Same to you Miku. You are a very widely known icon in the worlds of the internet.
Miku: I sure am.
?: That's amazing huh?
A figure came out and it was SAMON SHAKEKISUTANCHIN from episode 45 of LupinRanger VS PatRanger!
Samon Shakekisutanchin (サモーン・シャケキスタンチン Samōn Shakekisutanchin) is a salmon-themed Gangler Monster from the Interdimensional Crime Group Gangler, equipped with the "The wolf's hunger/Une faim de loup" piece from the Lupin Collection.
Touma: Samon Shakekisutanchin!
Samon: Been a while rangers.
Me: I remember you! You were going to try and stop Touma from replacing fish with Chicken.
Samon: That's right J.D. and it was for Christmas.
Me: Yeah and that was cool.
Samon: Before we fight, would you all like some salmon?
May: Sure. After all, I am still hungry.
Mayor Shellbourne: What makes you think I'll eat anything you morons have after what you cost me?
That was the wrong thing to say. Because Samon grabbed the mayor and brought him close to his face.
Samon: EAT THE SALMON OR I'LL STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH!
Keiichiro: You realize that we're still taking you down by force regardless of how the salmon tastes, right?
Samon: Yeah I know.
Me: And fish is good for you Shellbourne. When we're done with you, we're putting you on an incredibly huge diet!
Lightspeed: And you'll need it too!
Nico: You're as fat as Peter Griffin is. Maybe fatter.
Maria: This salmon really is tasty. And healthy too.
Sakuya: Who's side are you guys on?!
Tsukasa: We're always on your side, Sakuya. But we're just stating the facts.
Me: Yeah and besides I like both chicken and fish. So I'm not divided on the two.
Nico: Me neither.
Me: But the one fish I can't stand is sardines. No offense Samon.
Samon: None taken.
But then we heard a Hulk Roar!
Me: Was that you Bruce?
Hulk: That not Hulk, roar come from him!
We saw a purple version of the Hulk come out and it was Thomas Kim A.K.A. TANTRUM!
Thomas Kim was among the brightest students of Dakota Union High. When he grew angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis would occur, causing him to become Tantrum.
History
Thomas Kim was a brilliant student in his own right, though his father was only satisfied with perfection. Though unaware of it or its consequences, he was exposed to Quantum Vapor during the Big Bang. Whenever he was enraged, he would transform into a giant purple monster, whose only motive was revenge.
One of his first victims was Miss Pettibone, one of his teachers. Thomas had received a 99/100 rather than a perfect score because of one typographical error. After school, the monster attacked the teacher, but Static intervened. Tantrum was much stronger, and threw Static in a dumpster. Confident the "bad man" who zapped him was gone, the Tantrum left.
The next day, Virgil and Richie went to see Thomas. Richie had found Thomas' near-perfect essay on the crime scene, and the two wanted to return it—and investigate Thomas at the same time. Threatened, Thomas sent them away. He became angry, and slowly transformed into Tantrum. Seeking revenge, he attacked Virgil and Richie in the Hawkins' home. Virgil drove him off, and—as Static—lured him to an abandoned amusement park. When he found all his powers had no effect, he tried a different approach: reasoning with him, as his mother did to him when he was a baby. He managed to calm the monster, and Thomas reemerged.
Tantrum roared ferociously!
Tantrum: TANTRUM SMASH! TANTRUM KILL!
He picked up a huge rock and threw it at us and I punched it and smashed it into pieces!
Me: Thomas Kim A.K.A. Tantrum!
Gear: Not this guy again!
Twilight: I can't believe you had someone like Tantrum in the Meta Breed in the first place!
Ebon: Trust me. It wasn't easy for us either! It took me, Francis, Maria, and Kangor to calm him down the first time!
Ed: I'll calm him down for you!
Me: Wait look!
We saw ugly purple splotches on him and it showed that he was infected by the Aparoids!
Me: He has been infected by the Aparoids!
Nico: Oh man! They must've made him a separate persona.
Me: Yeah!
Edzilla: Ed face puny Hulk imposter!
We got the show underway.
Battle 1: Lynn Loud, Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Firecracker Burst, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Obi Wan, Luke Skywalker, Leia, Han, Chewie, Sandman and Clayface VS Shiv
Shiv was first.
Shiv: (to Lynn) If it makes you feel any better, Poromon's muscles will probably be gone any minute now.
Lynn: Well that's good. For someone as little as Poromon it won't last very long.
Sunset Shimmer: But still what is Kevin Reynolds thinking giving someone like Poromon steroids!?
Pepperdance: He always was an idiot.
Cayenne: Yeah and a dork.
Firecracker Burst: Yeah he did some stupid things over the years.
Gusty: He sure did but giving a Digimon Steroids is one of the stupidest.
Sunburn: You said it.
Eruptor: Yeah.
Obi-Wan: (British Accent) He has done crazy things hasn't he?
Luke Skywalker: Yes he has.
Shiv: Yeah. Lets do it!
He formed light blades and they went at him and he went at them and they clashed powerfully and blasted him all over with fire and Force and earth blasts and smashed him down.
Lynn: LYNNER LYNNER CHICKEN DINNER!
Sunset Shimmer: YEAH!
Battle 2: Lucy Loud, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Dark Skylanders, Trimdaal, Maxxor, Tom Major, Sarah Gunnerson, Riku and Demona VS Webstor
Webstor was next.
Webstor: Crazy how you all destroyed the same machine before the team started.
Lucy Loud: It was crazy.
Princess Luna: But it was really amazing that we all got to face it.
Snowdrop: Yeah it was. And I'm REALLY full.
Gari: Me too. I'm not gonna be eating anything for the rest of the day.
Ink Rose: Me neither. I'm really stuffed.
Moonlight Raven: Me too. (Groans)
Blackout: We're really full. No dinner for us tonight.
Trimdaal: Yeah.
Maxxor: Just too full.
Tom Major: Yeah.
Sarah Gunnerson: You said it.
Webstor: I don't blame you. Lets do it!
Webstor fired web blasts and they dodged the blasts and went at him and smashed him down with darkness and energy and smashed him down.
Lucy Loud: Wicked.
Princess Luna: A victory worthy of the night.
Battle 3: Luna Loud, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Water Skylanders, Girl Jordan, Oceanus Shenron, New Wave, Maria Rockell and Bai Tza VS Hydro Man
Hydro Man was next.
Hydro Man: (To Luna) You gotta admit that Poromon looks badass with muscles.
Luna Loud: He sure does dude. But it would have been easier if he got them the right way.
Rarity: Through hard workouts.
Sweetie Belle: I would probably look good with muscles.
Thunder Terror: But women don't bulk up as big as men do unfortunately.
Mistmane: Yeah that's odd.
Sable Spirit: It sure is.
Gill Grunt: Yeah but it's awesome.
Tidepool: (Australian Accent) It sure is awesome.
Girl Jordan: I'll say.
Oceanus Shenron: It's amazing though.
Hydro Man: Indeed. Lets do it!
He fired waves of water at them and they dodged the waves and blasted him all over with jewels and water and smashed him down.
Luna Loud: ROCKIN DUDES!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Battle 4: Kairi, Princess Celestia, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Light Skylanders, Sora, Goofy, Donald, Mickey, Aqua, Ventus, Terra, Tsuki, Xion, Roxas, Namine, Olette, Pence, Hayner, Aerith, Leon, Yuffie, Cloud, Magnet Man and Gravity Man VS Dr. Light
Dr. Light was next.
Dr. Light: (to Kairi) So, who's the new addition to J.D.'s harem this time?
Kairi: Her name is Papi and she's a Harpy.
Princess Celestia: He saved her from the Tree Tops in Spyro's world.
Minuette: She is a really awesome and fast flyer.
Twinkleshine: She sure is.
Lemon Heart: Her hair and wings are beautiful.
Moondancer: Yeah and J.D. got to be on top of Carolyn's back as a Dialga.
Lyra Heartstrings: And Carolyn flies really fast as a Dialga.
Spotlight: She sure does.
Knight Light: You got that right.
Sora: It was cool that Carolyn and J.D. rescued her.
Goofy: Garsh it sure was.
Donald: Yeah!
Dr. Light: I bet it was awesome. Lets do it!
He fired blasts of light and they dodged the blasts and fired waves of light and energy at him and smashed him down.
Kairi: All right!
Princess Celestia: That was fun!
Battle 5: Vakama, Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Pip-Squeak, Mage Meadowbrook, Life Skylanders, Azula, Mai, Ty Lee, Top Man and Shadow Man VS Pyro
Pyro was next.
Pyro: (to Vakama) I think Mai Valentine is gonna get along well with Papi.
Vakama: She sure would.
Fluttershy: I sure agree and Mai is a Harpie Deck master.
Tree Hugger: It's far out dudes.
Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) Yeah it sure is.
Mage Meadowbrook: Mai and Papi would be good friends.
Camo: (Spanish Accent) Indeed amigos.
Shroomboom: Yeah!
Azula: I think so too.
Pyro: You said it. Lets get it on!
He fired blasts of fire and they dodged it and fired waves of leaves and fire and smashed him down.
Vakama: Fire rocks!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Battle 6: Loni, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Somnambula, Tech Skylanders, Patrick Star, Mayor of Townsville, Billy, Ed, Napalm Man and Crystal Man VS Anti-Wanda
Anti-Wanda was next.
Anti-Wanda: (to Loni) All Flint wanted was to help his home.
Loni: And he did and the Mayor ruined it.
Pinkie Pie: All for his own gluttonous greed.
Featherweight: Yeah what a fat slob and a pig!
Mayor Shellbourne: (Offscreen) I HEARD THAT!
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) He ate everything in sight to the point of having to move around in a scooter.
Sprocket: He is a big dumb pig.
Mayor Shellbourne: (Offscreen) I HEARD THAT TOO!
Patrick: But the food was good.
Mayor of Townsville: So were the pickles.
Anti-Wanda: That's true y'all. Lets do it!
She fired waves of magic and they dodged it and blasted her all over with gears and energy and smashed her down.
Loni: All right!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Battle 7: Georgina Montgomery, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Flash Magnus, Air Skylanders, Frafdo, Jycella, Slobber Trap and Alternate Chrysalis VS Hsi Wu
Hsi Wu was next.
Hsi Wu: (to Georgina) At least you guys got to make the most of the food the machine made before it went berserk.
Georgina: Yeah and it was really delicious.
Rainbow Dash: I'm not gonna be eating again for about a week.
Scootaloo: But look on the bright side, at least the town won't go hungry.
Magma Gloom: Yeah but this was a great adventure.
Flash Magnus: You said it.
Whirlwind: It was all some of the best food ever.
Lightning Rod: It sure was.
Frafdo: Great food.
Jycella: Yep.
Hsi Wu: Indeed. Lets get it on in the air.
He flew into the air and they flew after him and fired waves of lightning and energy and wind at him and smashed him down.
Georgina: All right!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Battle 8: Earth, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Rockhoof, Earth Skylanders, Lynn, Margo, Paula, Lightning, Anna K., Blitzwing and Astrotrain VS Grumblemon
Grumblemon was next.
Grumblemon: (to Earth) It's good that you guys managed to stand up to the Mayor before all Hell broke loose.
Earth: Yeah but it was too little too late. He caused the entire world to be put in danger all for his own gluttony.
Applejack: That freak is a gluttonous monster!
Apple Bloom: Yeah he is!
Frozen Fright: He inhaled everything in sight and ate everything to the point of where he inflated like a balloon.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. He was an ugly swine!
Flashwing: Not even Pinkie Pie is that crazy when it comes to eating sweets.
Bash: Yeah.
Lynn: But thank goodness we put a wrench in his plans.
Margo: Yeah.
Grumblemon: What a gluttonous pig. Lets do it!
Grumblemon smashed the ground and sent a wave of earth at them and they dodged the wave and smashed him all over with earth and sports blasts and smashed him down.
Earth: That rocks!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Battle 9: Emerald Goldenbraid, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Plug Man, Livewire, Lincoln, Linka, Paula, Dirge and Ramjet VS Electrocutioner
Electrocutioner was next.
Electrocutioner: (to Emerald Goldenbraid) The whole mess wouldn't have happened if the mayor hadn't fucked everything up.
Emerald Goldenbraid: You got that right! He took advantage of Flint and turned his own invention against him.
Starlight Glimmer: And he had to audacity to try and turn the whole town against him!
Cozy Glow: But luckily we did that to the Mayor first!
Clover the Clever: And we turned the tables on him.
Hex: We sure did. The bonehead dirtbag had it coming.
Chop Chop: Yeah he sure did.
Plug Man: You got that right.
Livewire: Yep.
Electrocutioner: You all did a good job on that. Lets do it!
He fired a wave of lightning at them and they dodged it and blasted him all over with stars and energy and lightning and smashed him down.
Emerald Goldenbraid: That was amazing!
Starlight Glimmer: That was so much fun!
Battle 10: Haiku, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Astro Man and Galaxy Man VS Carly Atlas
Carly Atlas was next.
Carly Atlas: Flint just wanted to help his home town and the Mayor thanks him by turning his own invention against him.
Haiku: Yeah that is just absolutely sickening.
Twilight Sparkle: That's why the Mayor needs to pay for his crimes. But the question is how he managed to escape from the Antarctica prison.
Luster Dawn: That is a really good question.
Star Swirl: Yeah what a mystery.
Spyro: But it's good we put a wrench in his plans.
Ninjini: You said it.
Carly Atlas: You got that right. Lets get it on!
Carly Atlas fired a wave of orange fire and they dodged it and fired energy and magic blasts at her and smashed her down.
Haiku: That was great.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah it was!
Battle 11: Power Pack, LupinRangers, PatRangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Lola, Lana, Laney, Lucy Loud, Lily and Eli VS Samon Shakekisutanchin
Samon was next.
Lightspeed: Let us have our fun with him first.
Zero-G: It will be awesome facing him.
Mass Master: Lets get it on!
Energizer: I'm up for it!
Samon: Bring it on kids!
They went at Samon and Lightspeed smashed him all over with incredible speed as she was leaving a powerful rainbow trail behind her and kicked him all over.
Mass Master held him down with gravity and Energizer fired energy blasts at him and smashed him all over the place.
And Zero-G fired gravity blasts and blasted him all over the place.
Kairi Yano: YEAH! Way to go kids!
Lightspeed: Thanks guys. You're up!
Nico: Lets get him!
LupinRangers: KAITOU CHANGE!
The LupinRangers transformed!
PatRangers: KEISOU CHANGE!
The PatRangers Transformed!
Kairi Yano: (Snaps Fingers) LUPIN RED!
Touma: (Snaps Fingers) LUPIN BLUE!
Umika: (Snaps Fingers) LUPIN YELLOW!
Noel: The Solitary Silver Phantom, LUPIN X!
LupinRangers: THIEVES OF JUSTICE, LUPINRANGERS!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Keiichiro: PAT 1!
Sakuya: PAT 2!
Tsukasa: PAT 3!
PatRangers: INTERSTELLAR JUSTICE FORCE! PATRANGERS!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Kairi Yano: Here's an advance notice, we're taking your treasure.
Keiichiro: By order of the GSPO, We're taking you down by force!
Nico: And we're gonna kick your big ugly ass into pulp!
Troy Burrows: Lets do it!
Troy, Noah and Emma: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! PHANTOM THIEF FORCE!
They turned into the LupinRangers too!
Jake, Orion and Gia: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! INTERSTELLAR POLICE BRIGADE!
They turned into the PatRangers too!
Nico then teleported and grabbed Samon and held his arms.
Samon: What the!? How are you so strong?
Nico: I'm a Saiyan and my race was widely known for their strength and power and brutal fighting style.
Samon: How can that be? The Saiyans were wiped out ages ago.
Nico: I'm one of the last of my kind and you are right. My kind was wiped out. But thanks to J.D. we've been given a chance at redemption.
Kairi then cracked his safe and in it was a red jewel.
Samon: It's the Jewel of Pele. It is a legendary red ruby that was said to have been blessed by Pele herself and it has the power to turn into a sword with a blade of pure lava.
Kairi Yano: Wow! Sam would like this one.
Lola: She sure would.
Lana: Yeah!
Laney: Luna's girlfriend they mean.
Samon: Wow.
They backed away.
Nico: Now for the grand finale.
LupinRangers: THIEF STRIKE!
PatRangers: JUSTICE STRIKE!
The rangers blasted him and so did Nico and the group and the blasts all hit Samon and he fell to the ground and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: YEAH! Samon Shakekisutanchin you have failed this universe!
Kairi Yano: We bid you a final adieu.
Keiichiro: Mission accomplished.
Lightspeed: That was so awesome!
Nico: You guys did a great job! Samon will be perfect for your archenemy.
Zero-G: He sure will.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
Nico: And that was really clever going as all 6 rangers from both sides. Half and Half. We'll have to remember next time to have one of us use the LupinX/PatX key for the 7th one.
Troy Burrows: Thanks Nico.
Battle 12: Papi the Harpy VS Professor Pericles
Professor Pericles was next.
Professor Pericles: Harpy VS Parrot. This is gonna be really fun.
Papi: You better believe it will be. I'm gonna love this.
Professor Pericles flew into the air and Papi flew at him and he fired blasts of screech energy and she dodged them and she kicked him into the ground and smashed him down.
Papi then released a loud eagle screech and it showed her victory.
Battle 13: Miku Hatsune VS Bassoon Burns
Bassoon Burns was next.
Miku: This is gonna be good. Hope you're ready for a battle of music.
Bassoon burns was infuriated that he has to face her. He HATES all other music other than classical music.
Miku: Lets dance then.
The rave song SandStorm played and she went at him and punched and kicked him all over and kicked him into the air and then she sprouted wings and flew at him and kicked and pulverized him some more and smashed him into the ground.
Battle 14: Edzilla VS Aparoid Tantrum
Tantrum was next.
Edzilla: ED SMASH HULK IMPOSTER!
He went at Tantrum and smashed him all over and pulverized him into pulp and blasted him into oblivion.
He roared ferociously.
The battles were done.
Anti Wanda: Don't worry, Flint. Your invention was fun while it lasted.
Flint: It was. But, I'm glad it's all over now.
Hsi Wu: So are we.
Grumblemon: There are still delicious food left over.
Poromon: And I get to keep my muscles!
Electrocutioner: (notices something) I wouldn't be so sure of that.
Poromon's muscles shrunk until he was back to his regular self.
Poromon: (horrified) Oh no! What's happening?!
Lori, Lynn, and Lola approached him with evil smirks.
Lola: We'll tell you what's happening. Your steroids have worn off.
Lynn: Now you're weak again. Just like any other In Training Level Digimon.
Lori: And guess what? (cracks her knuckles) There's literally a toll in the hall now!
Me: Don't even think about it girls.
Nico: Yeah Poromon has learned his lesson.
Laney: Yeah.
Mayor Shellbourne: Now, I'm sure we can resolve this peacefully.
Nico: Let's see if I can punch some food out of you!
Poromon: (to the Trinity of Violence) No hard feelings, right?
Lori: Yeah. No hard feelings.
Lori, Lynn and Lola hugged him.
Lola: Besides you're too cute to smash.
Me: And for good measure.
I flew at Mayor Shellbourne and kicked him in the stomach with extremely devastating force and then he released a massive stream of vomit that lasted for 75 minutes!
YUCK!
Me: Oh yuck!
Maria: Are you kidding me? I thought for sure there would still be undigested food inside him!
Me: Well look at him, he was inhaling everything in sight and growing big.
Maria: Yeah you're right.
Nico: (to Kevin Reynolds) Kevin, even though how you did it wasn't very smart, I want to thank you for helping Poromon.
Kevin: Really?
Nico: Yep.
Kevin: You're welcome.
Me: Come on guys. Lets get to work and fulfill our promise.
We cheered.
Flint: (To the viewers) Swallow Falls went through some really bad times but thanks to Team Loud Phoenix Storm we got them all resolved and now we will never be hungry again.
Me: And thank goodness for that.
We got to work and rebuilt the whole town and we grew massive fruit trees, food trees and plants that grew awesome fruit, vegetables, meats, breads and foods. We made sure that the town would never go hungry or ever have to face eating sardines again. We later had a good dinner and went back home and went to bed. As for Shellbourne, he was sent to the Uranus Prison and he will never go back to Earth and cause trouble. He got 40 Life Terms and ordered to pay $534,435,325,642,543 to all of Swallow Falls.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
This chapter is a revamped version of the movie from 2009, Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs and that was an awesome book that I remember reading all the time back when I was in kindergarten and it was awesome and funny! And the movie was just as good as the book. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan, Drako1234658 and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks guys. The next girl from Daily Life of a Monster Girl os Mero the Mermaid and we're going to find her in Luan Island and it will be a tropical rescue. Next up is a non-combat chapter and we're gonna go on the 10th installment of MLP as we all go on an awesome camping trip to the beautiful and majestic Rainbow Waterfalls called Winsome Falls and after going on all kinds of great adventures, we need a good rest and have some fun with each other every now and then. We're gonna have s'mores, tell good stories and also have a great time under the stars.
See you all tomorrow.
