HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BUBBLEGUMSURPR4!
IN MEMORY OF KIRK DOUGLAS AND JOHN WAYNE
Me and Leia Nocturne were over at the Sunken Ruins in Spyro's world and it was an underground ruined city that was sunk there eons ago.
Me: Wow! Look at this place.
Leia: Yeah this place is incredible.
Me: Wow. It's like the lost city of Atlantis except on Spyro's world.
Leia: Yeah.
We walked around and it was amazing and the ruins were all loaded with history.
We then saw a huge door and it was the entrance into McWolf's castle.
Me: This must be it.
Leia Necturne: I hope there's water around here.
Leia concentrates and groans as she begins to feel bloated.
She then burped and turned into Kyogre.
Me: Whoa! I hope you don't bring the place down Leia.
Leia Kyogre: I won't.
Me: Good.
We smashed the door down and McWolf saw us and screamed and he had his face fall to the ground and then he screamed in fear and then we jumped him and tickled him.
Me: Coochy coochy coo.
He was laughing hysterically.
McWolf: (Laughing Hysterically) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
We went to a room and found the girl and she was an Undine from Alchemical Myth.
Me: Wow she's an Undine, the Water Elementals of Alchemical Myth.
I went over and freed her.
Dina: Oh thanks. Wow! J.D. Knudson of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's an honor to meet you.
Me: Same here and this is Leia Nocturne. She's also a Kyogre.
Leia: Pleasure to meet you. Long story on that.
Dina: I owe you guys big time for helping me.
Leia: I'm gonna revert back.
Me: Okay.
I put on my blind man glasses and Leia reverted back.
Leia was human again. But she was also naked.
Leia: (stands up and covers herself) I always have trouble standing up whenever I revert back.
Dina: That is understandable.
I handed Leia some new clothes.
Dina: But you look really amazing as a Kyogre, Leia.
Leia: Thanks Dina.
Dina: You're welcome. But these ruins that McWolf brought me down to are amazing.
Me: You should see the lost city of Atlantis. That is amazing. But yeah these ruins are incredible.
Dina: I can tell.
Me: We already rescued Miia and some of her friends.
Dina: Awesome! Who else besides Miia?
Leia Nocturne: We rescued Rachnera, Cerea, Nan Que, Froze, Mero, Papi and Jelli.
Dina: Oh wow! McWolf must be going after them to add to your harem.
Me: You hit the nail right on the head.
Dina: Wow! I'm honored to join your harem.
Me: Awesome! Lets head home.
We went back to the World Tree Estate.
We arrived and Leia went to sit on the sofa and everyone was setting up everything for a birthday. Today was June 11th, and it was Rachel's birthday today.
Me: Looks like I got back just in time for the festivities.
Dina: Wow! It's someone's birthday no doubt.
Me: Yep. Today is Rachel San Diego's birthday.
Nico: Yep. Wow! Is she an Undine from Alchemical Myth?
Me: That's right. This is Dina and she's an Undine.
Dina: Pleasure to meet you Nico.
Nico: You too.
Miia: Dina!
Dina: Miia!
They went and hugged each other.
Dina: It's awesome to see you here.
Miia: Same here. I'm so happy you're back.
Dina: Me too.
Lana: I can't wait to see who we rescue next.
Bloom: (On a radio) Bloom to Lana. Do you read me?
Lana: Lana here.
Bloom: We're almost at the top.
Lana: Roger. Places everyone!
We got to hiding and turned out the lights and Bloom and Rachel came in.
Bloom: Oh let me get the lights.
Bloom went to the lights and turned them on and then...
Everyone and me: SURPRISE!
Poromon, Manaphy, Poliwag, Horsea, Tentacool and Jirachi: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RACHEL!
Rachel S.D.: OH WOW! You guys are awesome!
Me: Happy Birthday Rach.
Rachel hugged me.
Rachel S.D.: You are awesome J.D.!
Me: You're welcome Rach. Lets get this party started!
We cheered and we had a great time and we had awesome cake, presents, food and games and more and we had so much fun. We also had songs and entertainment and more. It was a really awesome and fun day for her.
Later Beast Boy was gonna get ready to drive Cyborg's car.
Shade Man: (Transylvanian Accent) Beast Boy, are you sure you should be driving Cyborg's car?
Beast Boy: Relax. I'll have it back here before he notices it's gone.
Shade Man: Fine. But if something goes wrong, I'm not bailing you out.
Beast Boy started the car and he went for a joyride.
He was having fun.
But then we heard a crash!
CRASH!
May went outside and gasped at what she saw.
May: Guys, you're gonna want to see this!
We came out and we saw that the Car crashed into a street light!
Me: WHOA! Not Cyborg's awesome car!
Brian: Wow! Déjà -vu.
Me: This happened to you before Brian?
Brian: It sure did. Stewie took my car and then he thought that Lois and Peter were gonna ship him off to Siberia.
Lois: Stewie I would never do that.
Me: I saw this one story about a woman that shipped her daughter off to Siberia just for hanging out with her boyfriend. She hated her daughter.
Nico: What a heartless bitch.
Rachel S.D.: No kidding.
Beast Boy: Guys, I can explain what happened!
Bombshell: Well, tell us! Who's responsible for this?!
Beast Boy: It was Sebastion Shaw.
Maria: Say what now?!
Beast Boy: That's right. He came here without you guys knowing it and wrecked Cyborg's car.
Nico: He must've found out that we were planning to kill him!
I was suspicious about what Beast Boy said but I had a really good feeling his lie will do us some good.
Me: (In my head) Hmm. This is a clever lie. Better play along with it. (Out loud) If that's the case then we have to be ready for when we go to face them.
Perceptor: Cyborg, I promise you. This will not go unpunished!
Me: No it won't!
Cyborg: I will make sure that Shaw pays for this! I will blow his fucking head off and hakai him 100,000 times over!
Me: We ALL WILL!
Nico: Yeah!
We saw Lincoln, Lucy, Lynn, Lily and Luna sad about something.
Notacon: Something wrong, guys?
Lincoln: The 5 of us were just thinking.
Maria: About what happened in the Dream World, right?
Lucy: Well, what else would it be?
Lynn: (to Lola and Lori): I'm surprised you two are over it pretty quickly.
Lori: That's because I literally have a family to remind me that I'm happy with what I already have.
Lola: Plus, that Utopia was fun while it lasted.
Me: It sure was a pretty place.
Lily: I know. But we just miss the good old days when we were normal kids and only had to worry about normal things like school and graduating.
Me: I know. If I didn't have my powers I would have lived a normal life too. But all this happened. It was all fate.
May: Look, anytime you 5 want to live normal lives, permanently or temporarily, no one's stopping you.
Luna: Really?
Nico: Of course! Being on Team Loud Phoenix Storm is not mandatory.
Me: But I understand how you all feel. That dream was REALLY amazing. If you guys need a break just let me know.
Lincoln: Thanks J.D.
Me: You can use the Tree by Ponyville to relax and have fun.
Lynn: Great!
Me: Now it's time for us to get ready for our next mission.
Brain Freezer, Moonstone, Electro, Larxene, Xiao Fung, Blizzard, Demyx, and Shade then appeared.
Brain Freezer: Can me, Moonstone, Electro, Larxene, Xiao Fung, Blizzard, Demyx, and Shade go with you guys?
Me: You all sure can. But first we're going to watch an old movie from my dad's past.
Shade: Which one?
Me: (Pulls out the case) War Wagon!
Blizzard: WHOA! That's one of my favorites. My father used to watch that movie all the time.
Me: Sweet! My dad and I love John Wayne. Also Kirk Douglas was in this one.
Nico: Yeah he died earlier at 103.
Eli: Wow! That's a long time.
Ets: It sure is.
We got to watching the movie.
Rancher Taw Jackson returns to his hometown to settle a score, after being released early from prison for good behavior. Three years earlier, he was framed by corrupt businessman Frank Pierce and wrongfully imprisoned, while Pierce appropriated his ranch and lands, as well as the recently discovered gold on the property.
Jackson decides to steal Pierce's largest gold shipment, worth $500,000 (approximately $12M-$13M today). Jackson learns the date of the shipment from Wes Fletcher, an elderly wagon driver employed by Pierce. He then hires a marksman and safecracker known only as "Lomax" to assist him, even though Lomax had helped Pierce send Jackson to prison. The safe of gold dust is being transported in a "war wagon", a heavily armored stagecoach surrounded by armed guards on horseback.
Lomax and Jackson rescue Levi Walking Bear, a Kiowa translator, from a gang of Mexican banditos. Lomax is then sent to pick up Billy Hyatt, supposedly an expert on explosives, and is dismayed to find he is a teenage drunkard. Jackson, Fletcher, Hyatt, Lomax and Levi meet up to discuss their next move, and Fletcher instantly objects to Hyatt's presence around his teenage "wife" Kate.
Lomax rides into town and is confronted by Pierce, who offers him $12,000 for Jackson's head. Lomax spends the night with Lola, an old acquaintance, at one point having to stop Hyatt, who has become drunk again, from spilling the beans about the robbery. Jackson and Levi return from negotiations with the Kiowas, during which the warriors agreed to help, since Pierce is starving the tribe out. Jackson sends Hyatt to wait at Fletcher's farm. Kate, in Fletcher's absence, reveals to Hyatt that she is not married and was actually sold by her abusive parents. Hyatt starts trying to defend Kate from Fletcher's harsh behaviors, and Jackson has to stop Fletcher from killing Hyatt.
Levi, Jackson, and Lomax cause a disturbance in town to confuse Pierce's men. The conspirators later sneak onto Jackson's old ranch to steal some nitroglycerin from a safe in the mining shack. Jackson keeps Pierce distracted by pretending to collect some of his old things, while Lomax and Hyatt put the nitro in bottles.
The next day, Hyatt rigs a bridge to explode with the bottles of nitro, Levi blocks the normal route with a felled tree, and Lomax and Jackson set up a b*** trap in a narrow gorge. Pierce reveals he has added a turret with a Gatling Gun to the war wagon, and he and his guards set out with the shipment. The Kiowa warriors create a dust screen and separate the guard riders from the War Wagon. The bridge explodes behind the wagon as it crosses, stranding the guards on the other side of the cliffs. Chief Wild Horse and some more Kiowa warriors attack the wagon and try to take all the gold for themselves, but many are killed by the Gatling Gun.
When the wagon is diverted into the gorge by the fallen tree, Jackson and Lomax spring their trap, killing the drivers. Pierce shoots the last two of his men when they try to desert him and the wagon, but one of them shoots back as he dies, killing Pierce. The wagon crashes into a gulch, and the conspirators quickly load the gold dust into some flour barrels on Fletcher's cart. However, the Kiowa warriors kill Fletcher and attempt to take all the gold (and the flour) for themselves. Hyatt uses the last bottle of nitro to kill the chief and scare the warriors off, but the cart horses spook and run off. The flour barrels are lost and broken, with the Kiowa women, unaware of all that transpired, gathering up the flour to feed their families.
Jackson finds $100,000 worth of gold dust in a hidden compartment in the cart, where Fletcher had tried to steal it. Lomax angrily takes Jackson's horse as payment, and Jackson gives a small amount of dust to Hyatt, who rides off with Kate while Levi returns to the Kiowas. They plan to meet in six months to divide the rest, when the robbery will be old news.
We were amazed of the design of the War Wagon and how it was like Fort Knox on Wheels pulled by horses. When it was done we cheered.
Me: Yeah! That was great!
Dina: What a great movie.
Miia: It sure was.
Me: Yeah! My dad loved a lot of John Wayne's Western Movies. True Grit, El Dorado, The War Wagon, North To Alaska, those movies.
Nico: Those are all awesome movies.
Jared: And some of my all time favorites.
Blizzard: Brings back memories.
Jelli: They are great movies.
Me: They were also made back over 50 to 60 years ago.
Lori: John Wayne is dead now isn't he?
Me: He sure is. He died a horrible death from Stomach Cancer back in 1979.
Fluttershy: Goodness.
Applejack: Poor guy.
Laney: Yeah that's bad.
Me: Yep. Our mission is going after the War Wagon and clearing Taw Jackson's name.
Nico: My kind of mission.
Me: For this one we're gonna need to get dressed.
Lori: What do you mean?
I snapped my fingers and I changed my attired. I was dressed up as Clint Eastwood in The Man With No Name Trilogy.
Me: (Cowboy Voice) Like this little lady.
Nico: Oh I get it! We're going Old West Style. Great theme.
Applejack: You look great J.D.
Me: Thanks Applejack.
Applejack: I'll go get some special help for this.
Me: Okay. Lets head to the Simulator.
We went to the Simulator and Applejack went and got Sheriff Silverstar.
In the Simulator we got ready and we were ready to go after the War Wagon. The Simulator Activated and we found ourselves in the beautiful rock formations of Sierra de Órganos National Park in Mexico.
Me: Here we are.
Nico: Wow! This looks like Central Mexico.
Me: It sure does. I thought we were in the Rock Formations of Utah but this is actually Sierra de Órganos National Park in Mexico.
Ronnie Anne: Wow! It's amazing that War Wagon was filmed here.
Lincoln: It sure is.
Dina: My kind of place.
Sandpit: Is there sand around here?
Me: You're looking at it all over.
Nico: I look awesome in cowboy clothes.
Me: We all sure do.
Eli: This is gonna be awesome.
Nunnally: Yeah it is.
Me: With any luck we might run into Jonah Hex here.
Lori: That would literally be awesome. We haven't met him yet.
Nico: No we sure haven't.
We heard horses running far away.
Me: That must be the War Wagon.
We whistled and our Rapidash came.
We got on and we were ready.
Me: Just like in the American Old West.
Muscle Man: Hey, guys. Who know else loves stealing gold?
Demyx: (laughs) We all know the answer to this one!
Muscle Man: My mom!
We laughed at his joke.
Applejack: (Laughs) That's funny.
Moonstone: What are we waiting for? Let's ride!
Me: HYAH!
We were off and we went to where the War Wagon was going and we saw it. We saw THE WAR WAGON!
Me: Thar she blows.
Nico: This is gonna be awesome.
Lincoln: YEEHAW!
Sunny Tennyson: (laughs) I'm really enjoying being bad again!
Moonstone: ME TOO!
Me: Just like living the old days of the Old West.
Applejack: YEEHAW! Lets get that gold!
?: Need some help!?
A figure came riding up to us and it was JONAH HEX!
Me: WHOA! Jonah Hex!
Jonah Hex: Its an honor to meet you all Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Nico: Same here.
Me: Awesome to meet you Jonah.
Shade: Surprised to see me and the others here, Jonah?
Jonah Hex: I sure am. And I'm glad you are now Team Loud Phoenix Storm's frenemies.
Me: They give us all an amazing battle.
Nico: Yep.
Me: We're coming up to the War Wagon!
We got up to it and we saw a bunch of men inside it.
Barbossa: Ahoy there! We be taking your treasure!
Frank Pierce: Come and get it!
Me: Gladly!
I smashed the side of the War Wagon with incredible force and strength and dented it big time!
We saw the men coming at us and they had rifles ready!
Eli: Not this time!
Eli fired light blasts from his finger and burned their shoulders open.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
I fired 5 shots at the men and blew their heads off.
Apple Bloom: YEAH!
Applejack: YEEHAW!
Blizzard: You guys need to chill out! (Fires ice into the path)
The men slid on the ice and they slipped and Moonstone and Sunny smashed them in their crotches and smashed them into pulp!
NIco: YEAH!
Me: Chew on this!
I fired fire blasts and burned them.
Energon Scorponok: Isn't there a local hero who's supposed helping us by now?
?: And you're looking at him.
We turned and we saw Taw Jackson, Lomax, Levi Walking Bear and Billy Hyatt.
Me: Whoa! Taw Jackson, Lomax, Levi Walking Bear and Billy Hyatt!
Taw Jackson: That's right. We'll talk after getting the gold.
Nico: Yeah!
Then Pete, Wiggum, Springfield Mafia, Chalmers, Control Freak, Private HIVE, Abis Mal, Kalin, Vreedle Bros. and Onyx appeared and they were riding on black horses with red flames for manes and tails!
Me: WHOA! Pete, Wiggum, Springfield Mafia, Chalmers, Control Freak, Private HIVE, Abis Mal, Kalin, Vreedle Bros. and Onyx and you guys have amazing Nightmare Horses.
Wiggum: Like them J.D.?
Fat Tony: We picked Nightmares for this.
Brittney: Nightmares are perfect horses for the Masters of Evil.
Abis Mal: Glad you all thing so.
Kalin: It was Vypra's idea just for adventures like this.
Nico: It's perfect!
Wiggum: You guys are awesome as Old West bandits. First time doing this?
Me: It's amazing what happened during these times in the American Old West. But yeah it sure is.
Electro: We're technically still criminals. So this heist is nothing new to us.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Also this so awesome pulling a heist like this.
Me: And the real criminal is really Frank Pierce.
I smashed the War Wagon down with an incredible smash and smashed it down!
Me: YEAH!
Lori: That literally did it!
Taw Jackson: Nice job guys. That did it.
Me: We still have to deal with Frank Pierce. And get justice for you Taw.
Harley: (to Taw) So, how's your day been today?
Taw: Awful. I spent three years in prison because of Pierce.
He told us what he did to him.
Frank Pierce is the main villain of the 1967 Western movie The War Wagon.
He was portrayed by the late Bruce Cabot who also played Bert Saxby in Diamonds Are Forever.
Taw Jackson, the hero and rancher, makes his arrival back to his hometown to get payback on Pierce, the villain and businessman, who framed and sent Jackson to prison 3 years before. Pierce finds gold on Jackson's land and mines and sells the gold. When Pierce learns that Jackson has been released from prison because of good behavior and plans to steal a gold shipment, he sends 2 of his henchmen to hire Lomax, an assassin and villain turned good, to kill Jackson.
Jackson hires Lomax because of his great gun skills and safe cracking skills and knows Lomax worked for Pierce and helped in sending Jackson to prison. Later Pierce tries to hire Lomax to destroy Jackson and offers to pay him a lot of money if he does it, which Lomax says he'll think about it and he'll do it when he's ready. Pierce transports the gold in a heavily armored and impregnable stagecoach known as The War Wagon, with a large Gatling gun mounted on top of it and guarded with armed men, in front and behind. Pierce runs the town and says he wants everything to be legal with everything he does.
Later when Jackson and the heroes steal the gold from the war wagon, Pierce is killed in a shootout when one of his minions tries to escape. Then The War Wagon crashes into a ravine.
We were shocked.
Me: Now we have a really good reason to kill Pierce.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: We're gonna clear your name Taw.
Me: Yeah! And get all the gold that is rightfully yours back to you.
Larxene: First, let's get that gold.
Me: With pleasure! I'll hold off Pierce and you guys get it.
Eli: Right!
Everyone went at the War Wagon and found over $13,000,000 in gold bricks inside it.
POW BIFF CRACK BLAM!
I punched Pierce all over the place and kicked him in the stomach.
Me: You are a monster and sidewinder!
POW!
I punched him in the crotch and kicked him in the face and smashed him into the ground.
Lomax: J.D. is quite a fighter.
Taw: He sure is. Must've been taught very well.
They got all the gold out of the War Wagon.
Grenade Man: How much do you think this gold is worth?
Nico: From the looks of things, over $500,000.00 in gold like in the movie. Or A LOT of money in 21st Century terms.
They got the gold bars out and put in a scroll.
Nico: Awesome!
POW!
I punched Pierce in the mouth and smashed his teeth out.
I grabbed him by his shirt and held him up to us.
Cyclonus (to Frank Pierce): Alright, dirtbag. Why don't you tell everyone that you framed Taw?
Pierce: NEVER!
I pointed my gun at his head.
Me: Tell them or else I'll blow your head open!
Pierce: Because he found gold on my land and I wanted it all for myself!
Me: That gold belongs to Taw and he found it first!
Nico: Yeah!
Xiao Fung: If you don't confess what you did, what we'll do to you will make you beg for death!
Me: He already told us Xiao Fung.
Xiao Fung: Oh sorry. Must've not been paying attention.
Me: And he's gonna be getting a really bad beating anyway. This is the Old West after all.
Xiao Fung: (to Luan) Please tell me you got that confession on tape!
Luan: Yep I sure did.
She pulled out her camera.
Nico: Nice!
Me: Just what we need for the Sheriff.
Sheriff Silverstar: And as sheriff you are sentenced to death Pierce!
Me: Yeah!
The Masters of Evil came.
Wiggum: That was so much fun.
Me: Just like in the old west days.
Wiggum: By the way, Cyborg, we heard about what happened to your car.
Beast Boy began to feel guilty.
Louie: Yeah, we heard that Sebastion Shaw wrecked it badly.
Beast Boy's guilt grew.
Cyborg: It's okay, guys.
Chalmers: At least this gives us all the more reason to take him down.
Beast Boy began to feel worse.
Private HIVE: That scumbag's gonna be court martialed severely for this.
Beast Boy couldn't take it anymore.
Beast Boy: IT WAS ME! I CRASHED CYBORG'S CAR!
Legs: Wait. That was you?!
Me: Beast Boy only wanted to go for a ride.
Cyborg: B.B. I understand. All you had to do was ask me.
Nico: But you're gonna have to fix his car when we get back.
Beast Boy: I know.
Lana: I can help Beast Boy too Cyborg.
Cyborg: Sure Lana.
?: That's nice.
A figure came out and it was KARAKASA!
Me: Karakasa! Back for round 2?
Karakasa: I sure am.
Me: You're the first of the Japanese Power Ranger Monsters back for round 2 out of many.
Karakasa: Indeed.
Aylene C.: Awesome.
Karakasa: (to the Mighty Morphin Rangers) You're very different from the Zyurangers. You all lived in the present day and you've all been to high school. Not mention that your Yellow Ranger is a girl and your fighting style is very different.
Tommy Oliver: Every rangers fighting style is different.
Me: And there have been many different Power Rangers as well as fighting styles of the rangers used in the last 46+ years.
Karakasa: So I have seen.
But then we smelled a really familiar and delicious aroma.
Me: Hey do you guys smell that?
Shaggy: Like, I know that smell anywhere!
Then roaring was heard and out came THE SCOOBY SNAX MONSTER AND THE SKELETON MEN!
Shaggy: ZOINKS! It's the Scooby Snax Monster and the Skeleton Men!
Qin: Oh man!
Nico: The Scooby Snax Monster is my kind of monster.
Qin: We know the Skeleton Men because we faced them before at Disney Castle. The Scooby Snax Monster was really Penelope Bailey and she was protecting the Scooby Snax factory from spies and thieves from Rival Snack Factories.
Nico: It was like how Mr. Krabs and Plankton were fighting.
Twilight Sparkle: Whoa man! That's understandable.
Dina: I'll face The Skeleton Men.
Sissi Delmas: I'll face the Scooby Snax monster..
Nico: Also I work at the Scooby Snax Factory as their Flavor Inventor.
Shaggy: And like he makes great flavors of Scooby Snax.
Scooby Doo: (Slurps) Reah.
Me: Yep. Lets do it!
Battle 1: Homer Simpson as Pie Man, Bart Simpson as The Cupcake Kid, Pinkie Pie, Somnambula, Tech Skylanders, PatRangers, S.P.D. Rangers, Notacon and Dash VS Chief Wiggum
Chief Wiggum was first.
Wiggum: (to Homer) Don't take this question the wrong way. But, how does it feel to be a criminal for a change?
Homer: It was great. But I'm not letting it happen for real. Besides it was an Old West thing.
Bart: Yeah but it was awesome!
Pinkie Pie: It was great being part of an old west theme.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) It sure was a fun thing to do.
Sprocket: You got that right!
Spy Rise: That's right!
Keiichiro: Yeah it was awesome.
Jack Landors: Yeah it was.
Wiggum: You better believe it! Lets do it!
S.P.D. Rangers: READY! SPD EMERGENCY!
PatRangers: KEISOU CHANGE!
The PatRangers transformed!
Jack: "One! S.P.D. Red Ranger!"
Sky: "Two! S.P.D. Blue Ranger!"
Bridge: "Three! S.P.D. Green Ranger!"
Z: "Four! S.P.D. Yellow Ranger!"
Syd: "Five! S.P.D. Pink Ranger!"
Doggie Anubis Cruger: "Defender of the galaxy! S.P.D. Shadow Ranger!"
Sam: Force from the future! S.P.D. Omega Ranger!"
Kat: "S.P.D. Kat Ranger!"
Nova: "Force from the future! S.P.D. Nova Ranger!"
All: "Rangers ready! (SIREN SOUNDS) Space Patrol Delta, Defenders Of Earth!"
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
Keiichiro: PAT 1!
Sakuya: PAT 2!
Tsukasa: PAT 3!
Pat Rangers: INTERSTELLAR POLICE AND RESCUE! PATRANGERS!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
They fired waves of energy and gears and pies and smashed him down.
Homer: WOOHOO! That was awesome!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Battle 2: Sora T., Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Ruby Rose, Summer Rose, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Emerald, Dew, Nora, Jaune, Lie Ren, Penny Polendina, Pyrrha, Birdramon, Sandpit and Gargoyle VS Springfield Mafia
The Springfield Mafia was next.
Fat Tony: (to Sora Takenouchi) That gold's gonna make us filthy rich!
Louie: You better believe it is!
Legs: Yeah and if you have a problem with it I'll whack you in the lobanza.
Sora T.: You guys can have the gold. We have more money than we know what to do with.
Birdramon: We sure do and we have had a lot of fun with this one.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah we sure do.
Pepperdance: Ooowee! You said it.
Cayenne: It was awesome being part of the Old West.
Gusty: It sure was.
Sunburn: We had a lot of fun here.
Wildfire: We sure did.
Ruby Rose: Yeah we did!
Summer Rose: YEAH!
Fat Tony: That's right! Lets do it!
They fired their guns and they dodged the blasts and smashed them down with blasts of fire and energy and smashed them down.
Sora T.: Oh yeah Lorenzo is doing really great. He graduated and is on his way to be a great Duel Monster Card Shop Owner.
Fat Tony: That's awesome.
Sora T.: He even got himself a really awesome girlfriend. Alexis's friend Mindy.
Louie: Wow! We're happy for him.
Birdramon: We sure are.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah.
Sora T.: She's also his partner in the store.
Legs: We're happy for him more.
Battle 3: Stella (Winx Club), Princess Celestia, Canterlot 5, Light Skylanders, Principal Pixiefrog, Jake Spidermonkey, Adam Lyon, Windsor, Lupe, Ingrid, Slips, Michael Morningstar and Sunny Tennyson VS Chalmers
Chalmers was next.
Chalmers: (to Winx Club Stella) At least Beast Boy got to drive the T Car for the first time.
Stella: Yeah but next time we're gonna have to keep our eyes on him.
Princess Celestia: Yeah he also needs to get a drivers license.
Minuette: He sure does.
Twinkleshine: Yeah he can't drive without one.
Lemon Hearts: Absolutely.
Moondancer: Against the law.
Lyra Heartstrings: Yep.
Spotlight: No exceptions.
Principal Pixiefrog: You got that right my good friend.
Jake Spidermonkey: Yeah!
Chalmers: Indeed. Lets get it on!
He fired energy blasts and they dodged them and blasted him all over with light and energy and smashed him down.
Stella: That shines big!
Princess Celestia: That was awesome!
Battle 4: Emerald Sustrai, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Dive Man, Splash Woman, Water Man, Wave Man, Barbossa and Long John Silver (Treasure Planet) VS Private H.I.V.E.
Private H.I.V.E. was next.
Private H.I.V.E.: (to Emerald Sustrai) I'm surprised Cyborg's not court martialing Beast Boy so harshly. The entire time I knew the cadet, he always was protective of his vehicle.
Emerald Sustrai: Yeah Cyborg loves his car but he can never hurt Beast Boy for it.
Princess Luna: Brian said the same thing happened to him when Stewie was driving his car.
Snowdrop: Yeah and Stewie thought his so-called parents were gonna ship him off to Siberia.
Gari: Yeah and Peter Griffin is a stupid Idiot. Lois wouldn't do that but Peter would probably to Meg.
Blackout: Yeah he would.
Knight Mare: Yeah.
Dive Man: Peter Griffin is a brainless moron.
Splash Woman: A dumb moron.
Private H.I.V.E.: Indeed. Permission to start battle ma'am!
Emerald Sustrai: Granted soldier!
He went at them and fired waves of eneryg and they dodged them smashed him down with blasts of darkness and energy and smashed him down.
Emerald Sustrai: That was great!
Princess Luna: A victory of the night.
Battle 5: Nicole Knudson, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Flash Magnus, Air Skylanders, Lincoln, Clyde, Lily, Fluttershy, Sunset Shimmer, Energon Scorponok and Tidal Wave VS Control Freak
Control Freak was next.
Control Freak: (To Nicole) Frank Pierce has some nerve framing Taw like that! BTW, the next monster I'm summoning is an old friend of ours.
He summoned THE WHISPY WOODS!
Nicole: Ooh! The Whispy Woods. Good choice. But yeah Pierce is a monster! He brought all this on himself when we get through with him.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah what he did was not cool.
Scootaloo: He needs to be punished by us in the worst way ever known.
Magma Gloom: Yeah my brothers and I have done some crazy stuff but framing people is not one of them!
Flash Magnus: What he did shows that he has no honor.
Whirlwind: You got that right.
Warnado: That is a fact.
Lincoln: You said it guys.
Clyde: Yeah man!
Control Freak: Yeah! Lets get it on!
Whispy Woods threw a bunch of fruit at them and they dodged them and he blew waves of wind and they dodged those and blasted him all over with wind and energy and smashed him and the Whispy Woods all over.
Nicole: That's Game!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Battle 6: Morpheus, Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Life Skylanders, Giganta, Apache Chief (Superfriends), Carol, Eli, Giganta and Harley Quinn VS Kalin Kessler of the Giant
Kalin was next.
Kalin: (to Morpheus) Taw didn't deserve to be treated like a common criminal!
Morpheus: You got that right. He found that gold and he spent 3 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit.
Fluttershy: It's not fair and he did it all for his own selfishness.
Tree Hugger: Not cool dudes.
Mage Meadowbrook: Yeah Taw found that gold and Pierce deprived him of it because of his own greed.
Stealth Elf: What a monster.
Zook: (Jamaican Accent) You said it mon.
Giganta: He has no honor at all.
Apache Chief: No he doesn't.
Kalin: You said it. Lets do it!
He fired blasts of blue fire and they dodged it and fired blasts of leaves and blue fire and smashed him down.
Morpheus: That burns the house down.
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Battle 7: Weiss, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Mistmane, Water Skylanders, Megamind, Lisa Loud, Dexter, Grenade Man and Aqua Man (Mega Man) VS Abis Mal
Abis Mall was next.
Abis Mal: (to Weiss) Dina would be a perfect addition to the Neptune Crusaders.
Weiss: That is exactly what I was thinking. She is a Water Elemental from Alchemical Myth.
Rarity: Indeed she is darling and her clothes are beautiful.
Sweetie Belle: They sure are. I also like the clothes she is wearing.
Thunder Terror: She sure is pretty. I wouldn't mind being part of the same permit that gave J.D. a harem. Those girls they are finding are smoking hot.
Mistmane: They sure are pretty.
Gill Grunt: Yeah they are.
Echo: I agree. They are as beautiful as mermaids.
Megamind: They sure are guys.
Lisa Loud: Indeed they are.
Abis Mal: You said it. Lets do it.
He went at them and they fired waves of jewels and energy and smashed him down.
Weiss: That was grand!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was!
Battle 8: Penny, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Po, Furious 5, Cyclonus and Scourge VS Pete
Pete was next.
Pete: (to Penny) Who did J.D. save this time?
Penny: Her name is Dina and she's an Undine.
Starlight Glimmer: She's the Water Elemental of Alchemical Myth.
Cozy Glow: And she is beautiful and amazing.
Clover the Clever: She sure is.
Hex: Undines are amazing creatures.
Bat Spin: (Transylvanian Accent) They sure are and they are as beautiful as the night.
Po: They are AWESOME!
Tigress: Yeah they are.
Pete: You said it. Lets do it!
Pete went at them and they dodged him and blasted him with energy and bones and smashed him down.
Penny: Diamond Love!
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah!
Battle 9: Applejack, Apple Bloom, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders, Blaster Tron and Sasha VS The Vreedle Brothers
The Vreedle Brothers were next.
Rhomboid: Is there a reason why J.D. chose this adventure?
Applejack: It is to honor Kirk Douglas and John Wayne. Kirk Douglas died at 103 years old.
Apple Bloom: Wow! That is really old.
Thunderbird Apple: It sure is and Kirk Douglas was a great actor.
Lightning Fritter: So was John Wayne. Everyone loved John Wayne.
Tender Tap: They sure did and J.D.'s dad loved him too.
Octagon: Wow! What movies were his favorites?
Frozen Fright: He liked North To Alaska, El Dorado, The War Wagon, The Quiet One, True Grit and I think that's it.
Apple Fritter: We love those movies. They are so awesome.
Big Mac: Eeyup.
Sugar Belle: Those movies were very popular back in the 60's and 70's.
Granny Smith: But it was the 1960's where John Wayne's movies were popular.
Apple Rose: They sure were and they were so awesome.
Goldie Delicious: They sure were.
Bright Mac: All of John Wayne's movies were great.
Pear Butter: They sure were. Especially North To Alaska and the songs at the beginnings of the movies are great.
Cheerilee: They sure were. George Alexander, Johnny Horton, Ed Ames, they did great songs.
Strawberry Sunrise: They sure did and they were awesome.
Blue Raspberry: You said it.
Grand Pear: J.D.'s dad has really good taste in movies and westerns.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye he sure does.
Cocoa Axe: (Irish Accent) I prefer Celtic movies myself but he sure does have good taste lads.
Steela Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent) Norwegian Movies for me. But that is good.
Autumn Blaze: I like the myth movies. Those are awesome.
Coluratura: Music movies for me.
Yona: Yona like all movies.
Flashwing: Doesn't matter to me. All movies are good.
Terrafin: They all are good.
Octagon: Movies come in many forms. Lets do it!
They fired energy blasters and they dodged them and went at them and smashed them down with earth and apple blasts and smashed them down.
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Apple Bloom: YEAH!
Battle 10: Clay Bailey, Trixie, Juniper Montage, Swift Foot, Sinnertwin and Cutthroat VS Onyx
Onyx was next.
Onyx: J.D.'s dad sure has great tastes in movies.
Clay Bailey: He sure does. And John Wayne is one of my favorite actors.
Trixie: He has done a lot back in the 50's, 60's and 70's.
Juniper Montage: Yeah he has. Love all his movies.
Swift Foot: They are amazing.
Onyx: You said it. Lets do it!
Onyx went at them and they blasted him all over with magic and energy and smashed him down.
Clay Bailey: YEEHAW! Take that!
Trixie: A great performance by The Great and Powerful Trixie!
Battle 11: Dina the Undine VS The Skeleton Men
The Skeleton Men were next.
Skeleton Men: (Roar)
Dina: You think I'm scared?
She fired waves of water at them and smashed them down.
Battle 12: Sissi Delmas VS The Scooby Snax Monster
The Scooby Snax Monster was next.
Sissi: You must be really tasty to Shaggy and Scooby.
It threw a glob of battle and it hit her in her face by her mouth and she licked it off and ate the batter.
Sissi: Mmm! Man you are really delicious! Now I see why Shaggy and Scooby love Scooby Snax so much. Also Nico picked a great job to make the flavors for the snacks.
The monster roared and threw more globs at her and she dodged them and fired blasts of fire and toasted the monster into as hard as a cookie.
Battle 13: Mighty Morphin Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, LupinRangers, Nico, Chan Lee, Laney, Luan and Lori VS Karakasa
Karakasa was next.
Chan Lee: I think I know just the archenemy for me.
Karakasa: Who is that?
Chan Lee: I chose you Karakasa.
Karakasa: Wow! I'm honored. Let me test you.
Chan Lee: Gladly.
Chan Lee went at her and punched and kicked and they jumped and blasted each other all over and Chan blasted her all over with blasts of fire and kicked her down and kicked her into the air and flew at her and smashed her down with a deadly axe kick.
Luan: Way to go Chan!
Lori: YEAH!
Nico: Way to go!
Chan Lee: Thanks guys.
Karakasa: You passed the test.
Tommy Oliver: Awesome! Lets do it guys! IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
THUNDERCLAP!
Tommy: "White Ranger Power!"
Adam: "Black Ranger Power!"
Kimberly: "Pink Ranger Power!"
Billy: "Blue Ranger Power!"
Aisha: "Yellow Ranger Power!"
Rocky: "Red Ranger Power!"
All: "Power Rangers!"
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers too!
Kairi Yano: Lets get her!
LupinRangers: KAITOU CHANGE!
The LupinRangers transformed!
Kairi Yano: (Snaps Fingers) LUPIN RED!
Touma: (Snaps Fingers) LUPIN BLUE!
Umika: (Snaps Fingers) LUPIN YELLOW!
Noel: (Snaps Fingers) THE SOLITARY SILVER PHANTOM! LUPIN X!
LupinRangers: PHANTOM THIEVES OF JUSTICE! LUPINRANGERS!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Kairi Yano: Here's an advance notice, we're taking your treasure!
Nico: And kicking your ass!
Laney: YEAH!
Luan: And it will hurt!
Nico teleported and held her down and cracked her safe with his Lupin Morpher and in it was a beautiful book and it was a golden jeweled spell book.
Nico: A spell book?
Karakasa: It's the Spells of Vircocha.
Nico: Wow! Yang would like this to go with her sword.
Karakasa: It sure would.
Nico teleported away and they fired energy blasts.
Rangers: POWER CANNON!
LupinRangers: THIEF STRIKE!
They fired blasts and the blasts all hit Karakasa and she fell and exploded in a massive fiery explosion!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: YEAH! Karakasa you have failed this universe again!
Kairi Yano: We bid you a final adieu.
Luan: She Fell from grace. (Laughs) Get it?
They laughed at her joke.
Lori: That was funny.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped and we were facing Frank Pierce.
Me: Time to settle the score pardners.
Orion: I know this doesn't fit the Old West. But we're still doing it anyway!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Dino Thunder!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Dino Thunder Rangers.
Me: You're getting out of town ya varmint! (Pulls out a Six Shooter)
Frank Pierce: Oh no I ain't! (Pulls out a Seven Shooter)
Me: OH YES YOU ARE! (Pulls out an Eight Shooter)
Frank Pierce: OH NO I AIN'T! (Pulls out a 9 Shooter)
Me: OH YES YOU ARE! (Pulls out a 10 Shooter!)
POW!
I punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and Taw punched him in the face and smashed him in his arm and Luan kicked him in his face.
Swassa, Tangath Toborn, Jaal, Ario, Lanker, and Sobtjek blasted and smashed him all over the place.
Earthworm Jim: EAT DIRT GOLDSTEALING OUTLAW! (BLASTS PIERCE ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ed Cowart: EAT DIRT OUTLAW THIEF! (BLASTS PIERCE ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ets: OLD WEST TECHNO STYLE NINJA ART: STEAMPUNK GEAR SHOWER!
Ets fired waves of gears and steam and smashed him all over with them.
Perceptor, May, Bombshell and Shade Man used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Perceptor's Concussion Rifle, May's ice powers, Bombshell's Mortar Cannon and Shade Man's abilities 100-fold.
Perceptor and May: SONIC ICE BLAST!
G1 Bombshell and Shade Man: EXPLOSIVE SHOWER CANNON BLAST!
Rainbow Dash and Whirlwind: RAINBOW SONIC ZOOM BLAST!
Storm Rainbow and Lightning Rod: RAINBOW LIGHTNING THUNDERSTRIKE!
Lightning Dust and Warnado: LIGHTNING TORNADO WHIRL!
Scootaloo and Sonic Boom: SONIC SPEED BOOM!
Tornado Bolt and Swarm: BUGNADO SPEED BLAST!
Rumble and Jet Vac: SEISMIC HURRICANE BLAST!
Magma Gloom and Boom Jet: VOLCANIC THUNDERSTRIKE BLAST!
Spitfire and Free Ranger: FIRESTORM RANGER BLAST!
Vapor Trail and Pop Thorn: VAPOROUS NEEDLE WINDSTORM!
Sky Stinger and Scratch: STINGING RUBY MEGABLAST!
Angel Wings and Gusto: WINDS OF THE ANGELS WINGS!
Soarin and Thunderbolt: FLYING LIGHTNING STRIKE BLAST!
Night Glider and Blades: MOONLIGHT BLADE TORNADO!
Wind Socks and Fling Kong: FLYING EARTHBLAST BURST!
Cloudkicker and Stormblade: SUPER STORM FLIGHT BLAST!
Blossomforth and Air Strike: FLYING THUNDERSTRIKE FLOCK!
Thunderlane and Bad Juju: VOODOO LIGHTNING ULTRABLAST!
Cloud Chaser and Wild Storm: STAMPEDING BEAST STORM BLAST!
Daring Do and Buzzer Beak: FLYING WINDSTORM BARRAGE!
Derpy Hooves and Krankenstein: MONSTROUS FLIGHT OF DEATH!
Flash Magnus and Dreamcatcher: WARRIOR SPEAR WINDSTORM!
They fired waves of wind and elements.
Lincoln: OLD WEST LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDER REVOLVER!
Entrapta: OLD WEST TECH STYLE: STEAMPUNK HAMMER!
Perfuma: OLD WEST NATURE STYLE: DESERT FLOWER BLADE!
Frosta: OLD WEST ICE STYLE: SUBZERO REVOLVER!
R. Mika: OLD WEST STYLE: HORSE RAMPAGE!
Menat: OLD WEST SPIRIT STYLE: INDIAN VENGEANCE!
Hilda: (British Accent) OLD WEST WIND STYLE: DESERT WIND STAFF!
Jessica: OLD WEST STING STYLE: RATTLESNAKE STRIKE!
Toph: OLD WEST EARTH STYLE: WESTERN BOULDER SMASH!
Gluko: OLD WEST FIRE STYLE: BURNING TOMAHAWK BARRAGE!
Mai Shiranui: OLD WEST FIRE STYLE: SUPERNOVA BOW AND ARROW BARRAGE!
Yuna: OLD WEST WATER STYLE: AQUA WATER BARREL CHUCK!
Nanami: OLD WEST WATER STYLE: WIND BARREL SPLASH!
Lincoln fired thunder bullets from his revolver, Entrapta smashed Pierce all over with a steampunk hammer, Perfuma slashed Pierce all over with flower sword, Frosta fired ice bullets from her ice revolver, R. Mika summoned a horde of horses, Menat summoned spirits of Native Americans from the Old West to attack, Jessica summoned a rattlesnake to attack, Hilda hit Pierce all over from her wind staff, Toph threw a boulder at Pierce, Gluko threw a barrage of burning tomahawks, Mai formed a bow of fire and fired a barrage of fire arrows, Yuna threw a giant water barrel and Nanami fired a tsunami of wine.
Lincoln, Entrapta, Perfuma, Frosta, R. Mika, Menat, Jessica, Hilda, Toph, Gluko, Mai, Yuna and Nanami: OLD WEST FINAL SMASH: COWBOY AND INDIAN RAMPAGE!
They all summoned cowboys and Indians of the Old West to attack.
Jonah Hex, Sheriff Silverstar, Applejack and Clay: OLD WEST BARRAGE STORM!
They fired a hail of bullets and cows and the blasts smashed down Pierce.
Jonah Hex: (to Frank Pierce) Buddy, this town ain't big enough for the two of us.
Me: Here's how we say it in the 21st Century. (Imitating Tough Western Cowboy) Buddy this town ain't big enough for the two of us!
Nico: Good one.
Taw: Reign in Hell you Son of a Bitch! JUSTICE BULLETSTORM!
We blasted him all over with our guns and pumped him full of lead! We killed him in an instant!
Me: Consider yourself buried on Boot Hill.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: That takes care of that.
Taw: I want to thank you all for helping to clear my name.
Control Freak: It was no problem.
Kalin: And now, you're as free as a bird!
Lynn: You know what? Maybe being a criminal isn't so bad after all.
Pete: Hey, you guys stick to being heroes.
Abis Mal: Yeah! Leave the criminal stuff to us.
Sly Cooper: And leave the stealing to the Cooper Clan too.
Me: Yeah we'll steal from criminals. To the victors go the spoils of war.
Nico: Yep.
Taw: But I how you guys a lot.
Me: Think nothing of it Taw.
We shook hands and it was great to be western heroes.
We got on our horses and prepared to ride off for home in the sunset.
Me: Take care of yourselves now ya hear?
Taw: We will.
We rode off into the sunset and then vanished as we went back home.
Taw: (To the Viewers) Hope y'all liked this adventure like I did. If you find gold, make sure to fight for it from greedy landlords and all that.
We arrived back home and we had a great rest of the day and we went to good dinner and went to bed.
THE END
Another adventure done.
Happy Birthday to Bubblegumsurpr4 and this chapter is for the movie The War Wagon from 1967 and it was a great movie from my dad's past. The song at the beginning of the movie was sang by Ed Ames and it was awesome! This chapter was also made to honor the great Kirk Douglas who died last year at 103 and the great John Wayne who starred in this movie.
R.I.P. John Wayne - May 26, 1907 to June 11, 1979
R.I.P. Kirk Douglas - December 9, 1916 to February 5, 2020
Great actors and men. Awesome songs in all those movies too. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, OmegaHatchiyak, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Etstheclarencefan, Nflemingful, Drako1234658, Bubblegumsurpr4 and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys and again Happy Birthday to you Rachel. The next girl from Daily Life with a Monster Girl is Riado the Dryad and she will be in the Skelos Badlands of Spyro's world and the next chapter is for Angry Birds 2 and it's gonna be awesome as the pigs and birds work together to stop the estranged ex-girlfriend of the Mighty Eagle, Zeta and we're going to turn her into fried chicken.
See you all tomorrow.
